Latest / Billy The Kidd In The Morning / 2/27/2026-Full Show: "Food Etiquette" Billy is accused of “double‑dipping,”
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- 0:00Speaker 1: D f W.
- 0:01Speaker 2: It's time to welcome Welcome BILLI Bill.
- 0:07Speaker 3: Kill Billy the Kid in the.
- 0:08Speaker 4: Morning, starring the one and only Candae Lopez and producer Pooh.
- 0:12Speaker 1: Billy the Kid in the Morning Live and logo.
- 0:22Speaker 2: Billy's a Kid in the Morning, Y Run Friday. It's
- 0:31Speaker 2: makes one or two point nine. Good morning, Billy the Kid.
- 0:33Speaker 4: Candice Lopez is here, kind of producer Pooh is here.
- 0:37Speaker 4: Candas is just delirious. She's tired, she's on one. Yeah,
- 0:41Speaker 4: it's one of those days where she's a little bit squirrely.
- 0:43Speaker 4: So I'm just warning you right now, poo, because you
- 0:45Speaker 4: haven't been in the room. Don't add her. Don't don't
- 0:50Speaker 4: add her. Bro Okay, I'm morning now, I've already I've
- 0:55Speaker 4: already dealt with the wrath.
- 0:56Speaker 2: I said one thing, and she's not today. I'm in
- 0:58Speaker 2: the zone. I'm working.
- 1:00Speaker 5: Well, it's because I clowned around for the first forty
- 1:02Speaker 5: minutes of the days.
- 1:03Speaker 6: After I got here.
- 1:04Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she said, don't talk to me.
- 1:06Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:06Speaker 6: Well then I was like, shoot, I gotta focus. Don't
- 1:08Speaker 6: talk to me.
- 1:09Speaker 2: Yeah, you're focused, so can.
- 1:10Speaker 6: I took magnesium last night and I quit.
- 1:12Speaker 5: Taking it before on weeknights because.
- 1:14Speaker 6: I just like can't come out of the magnesium fog.
- 1:17Speaker 6: But I sleep so good on it.
- 1:19Speaker 2: Oh not the magnesium FuG.
- 1:21Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well when we wake up this early, like
- 1:23Speaker 6: it hasn't worn off. You know what I mean.
- 1:24Speaker 2: What does magnesium do for you?
- 1:26Speaker 6: Well, it helps you relax, right, so you can sleep better.
- 1:28Speaker 5: It helps your digestion. It just called me right, So
- 1:31Speaker 5: I take the calm powder at night. And then I realized,
- 1:34Speaker 5: you know, part of my brain fog is the magnesium
- 1:37Speaker 5: I was taking, So I quit. But last night I
- 1:38Speaker 5: was like, let me instead of four scoops, I'm gonna
- 1:40Speaker 5: have two and a half scoops two and.
- 1:42Speaker 4: A half scoops of magnesium. So you don't take a pill,
- 1:44Speaker 4: you take a scoop.
- 1:45Speaker 6: Yeah it's powder.
- 1:46Speaker 2: Oh I don't know.
- 1:46Speaker 6: Well yeah, it's like a drink mix basically. And so
- 1:49Speaker 6: I was like, maybe if I just cut it down
- 1:51Speaker 6: a little bit, I won't be so foggy. And but
- 1:53Speaker 6: now I'm squirrelly, so I just don't need to take
- 1:55Speaker 6: it drink.
- 1:56Speaker 2: You know what, I take it.
- 1:57Speaker 4: I took a couple scoops of last night. That made
- 1:58Speaker 4: me sleep incredibly. Vodka you should try that.
- 2:03Speaker 6: No, I won't make it to start calling it.
- 2:05Speaker 2: I'm not going to say shots. No, I'm gonna start
- 2:08Speaker 2: calling them so it.
- 2:11Speaker 4: It sounds more professional, more healthy. Doesn't sound more healthy?
- 2:15Speaker 6: Oh yeah, a couple scoops.
- 2:16Speaker 4: I had a couple scoops of vodka last night. Oh wow, yeah,
- 2:20Speaker 4: extra protein, I had protein vodka.
- 2:22Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go.
- 2:23Speaker 2: So everything is fine, Well, can you let us know
- 2:25Speaker 2: what you need from us today?
- 2:26Speaker 6: Okay, just don't at me on any of the apps
- 2:29Speaker 6: on my phone because you know.
- 2:30Speaker 5: And so I took into to a playdate last night
- 2:32Speaker 5: at the park and me and the moms were talking
- 2:34Speaker 5: and they were like, well, did you know that we
- 2:36Speaker 5: need this and that and that?
- 2:37Speaker 6: And I was like no, and there which app is that?
- 2:39Speaker 3: End?
- 2:39Speaker 5: And I just realized I have Group Me, Game Changer, Square, Seesaw.
- 2:43Speaker 5: I just got all the apps and I can't keep up.
- 2:45Speaker 5: So I don't understand why we can't just email or
- 2:47Speaker 5: text each other.
- 2:48Speaker 2: I don't know either. I don't know either.
- 2:50Speaker 4: When it comes to sports, like there's one, there'll be
- 2:52Speaker 4: on WhatsApp, some of them will be on WhatsApp, somes
- 2:54Speaker 4: on group me, Yes, like my basketball groups on WhatsApp.
- 2:57Speaker 4: So I'm all over the place trying to figure what's what.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Right.
- 3:00Speaker 5: I got the play app for basketball, game changer for baseball.
- 3:04Speaker 6: I'm just all over the point.
- 3:05Speaker 4: I had a weird setting on WhatsApp because that's like
- 3:08Speaker 4: some of my basketball group goes to that. Yeah, somebody
- 3:11Speaker 4: called me, Like a random person called me through WhatsApp yesterday.
- 3:14Speaker 6: Did you answer it?
- 3:16Speaker 7: No?
- 3:16Speaker 4: You know, Bill ain't You're gonna answer my real phone
- 3:21Speaker 4: much less if somebody calls me through whatsappen. I was like,
- 3:22Speaker 4: how do they even do that? So it went in
- 3:26Speaker 4: and changed the setting immediately. Yeah, I was like, that's
- 3:28Speaker 4: weird either way. Pretty Sero was here, what's up here?
- 3:31Speaker 8: Yesterday afternoon I had the worst, the worst Thursday ever.
- 3:37Speaker 8: I come home to my apartment in a hurry, load
- 3:40Speaker 8: up the dishwasher, take off, go drop the kids off
- 3:43Speaker 8: a practice.
- 3:44Speaker 2: Come back. My whole apartment's flooded.
- 3:47Speaker 8: Man put in a new disposal and forgot to connect
- 3:50Speaker 8: the drain pipe, so everything from the dishwasher.
- 3:54Speaker 2: All all that drains. I walked up to my door
- 3:58Speaker 2: and it was all wet, and I was like, what's
- 4:00Speaker 2: going on? Yeah? I put it up on my Instagram.
- 4:03Speaker 4: It was terrible.
- 4:04Speaker 2: So did everything ruin?
- 4:05Speaker 8: Yes, the rug I got from you, it's ruined. It's
- 4:09Speaker 8: hanging over my balcony right now. The dude came and
- 4:12Speaker 8: fixed it, but he stayed till ten thirty last night.
- 4:15Speaker 4: How do you forget to attach the drain line to
- 4:18Speaker 4: a garbage dispression?
- 4:21Speaker 2: How do you forget that?
- 4:23Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 4:24Speaker 8: I was like, were you in a hurry? He goes,
- 4:26Speaker 8: I don't know what happened. He goes, I usually do
- 4:29Speaker 8: it real quick.
- 4:29Speaker 2: I'm in and out. And I was like, yeah, I
- 4:31Speaker 2: can tell bro.
- 4:32Speaker 6: Yeah that's some Friday afternoon.
- 4:34Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 4:34Speaker 4: See, that's why I'm scared to leave the house when
- 4:36Speaker 4: I do anything. I don't know why, but I'm scared.
- 4:39Speaker 4: I won't even dry clothes. Oh wow, wait, I won't
- 4:42Speaker 4: leave the house and turn the dryer on because scared
- 4:45Speaker 4: there's gonna.
- 4:45Speaker 2: Be a fire. Oh okay, is that weird?
- 4:47Speaker 4: No, that's not weird, that's not fishwasher. I'm scared it's
- 4:50Speaker 4: gonna flood. I like to do everything at home and
- 4:52Speaker 4: then I just sit in the kitchen and watch it
- 4:53Speaker 4: make sure. Ever, yeah, I need to start doing that
- 4:56Speaker 4: because yesterday.
- 4:57Speaker 2: Was for real. Why didn't you just tell your girlfriend handle.
- 5:01Speaker 2: It was she thought, I don't have a girlfriend. We
- 5:03Speaker 2: don't know that, nice child, You don't know that.
- 5:05Speaker 4: I still I still to this day a people ask
- 5:09Speaker 4: me about your second charger?
- 5:11Speaker 2: Why I still have? People ask me still have it?
- 5:14Speaker 2: There's two night stands.
- 5:16Speaker 4: Because this is the most wild thing you've ever heard
- 5:18Speaker 4: in your life, the fact that somebody does this, who
- 5:21Speaker 4: has two night stands obviously on each side of his bed. Yeah,
- 5:25Speaker 4: and two chargers because he says sometimes he'll sleep on
- 5:29Speaker 4: the opposite side of the bed, like there's no set
- 5:31Speaker 4: side of the bed.
- 5:32Speaker 2: He sleeps side. Wow. And actually I have three chargers.
- 5:35Speaker 2: I have one in my kitchen and two in the bedroom.
- 5:37Speaker 2: So there.
- 5:38Speaker 4: I'm more concerned with the fact that somebody is that
- 5:40Speaker 4: lawless in life that they can sleep on a different side.
- 5:43Speaker 2: Of the bedroom.
- 5:43Speaker 6: Now there's one side and one side only, thank you.
- 5:46Speaker 3: I can't.
- 5:49Speaker 2: I gotta get on one side and then get on
- 5:51Speaker 2: the other. So one night you'll sleep on one side,
- 5:53Speaker 2: the other night you'll go to the other.
- 5:55Speaker 6: Yes, why I don't know side.
- 5:58Speaker 8: Yes, the temperature, I stick my foot out. If it's
- 6:03Speaker 8: real cold over there, I just roll over.
- 6:05Speaker 2: No, that's not it. I'll sleep your bed. Your bed
- 6:09Speaker 2: is not that big where the temperture is going to
- 6:11Speaker 2: be different on one side.
- 6:12Speaker 8: I'm just saying like I'm on the left side and
- 6:15Speaker 8: my foots out and it feels kind of hot.
- 6:17Speaker 2: I'll just roll over to the right side and.
- 6:19Speaker 5: It's extra like he's been laying there, so that part
- 6:21Speaker 5: of the bed is warm, right, so you can over
- 6:23Speaker 5: to the other side and warm that side up.
- 6:24Speaker 6: That kind of makes sense. It's like the hot dogs
- 6:27Speaker 6: at seven eleven.
- 6:27Speaker 7: You know how they roll.
- 6:33Speaker 6: That little straight, do you know.
- 6:36Speaker 7: What I mean? It's testas top stories on the Dens
- 6:42Speaker 7: with Billy's a Kid in the Morning only on the
- 6:44Speaker 7: new Mix one two.
- 6:46Speaker 4: Got a chance at that Disneyland vacation coming up, So
- 6:49Speaker 4: we'll do it on the forties every hour all day.
- 6:51Speaker 4: If you want a little trip on us, let's make
- 6:53Speaker 4: a happy Cannie Lopez.
- 6:54Speaker 2: It is Friday. What's up?
- 6:56Speaker 6: It is well Sunday and warm today.
- 6:57Speaker 5: We'll get back into the low eighties for a high.
- 6:59Speaker 5: Than the weekend looks like much of the same. We're
- 7:01Speaker 5: in the eighties both days. But enjoy that though, because
- 7:04Speaker 5: next week a lot of chances for thunderstorms. It's like
- 7:07Speaker 5: all of a sudden spring is here, March hits and
- 7:09Speaker 5: thunderstorms for the second.
- 7:10Speaker 6: Half of next week.
- 7:11Speaker 2: I know, I can't believe it's already March on Monday?
- 7:13Speaker 6: Is it March Sunday?
- 7:14Speaker 2: Iday?
- 7:15Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 7:15Speaker 2: When do we turn back or turn up?
- 7:17Speaker 6: The come in like two or three weeks. It's soon, Okay,
- 7:20Speaker 6: what reason?
- 7:20Speaker 2: Sunday all weekend? So I'll focus on that.
- 7:22Speaker 6: Yes, enjoy guys.
- 7:23Speaker 5: Six Flags Over Texas opens back up for its sixty
- 7:26Speaker 5: fifth anniversary season tomorrow.
- 7:28Speaker 6: It's looking like it's going to be.
- 7:29Speaker 5: A great year for the park as they kick off
- 7:31Speaker 5: a year long celebration with new attractions.
- 7:34Speaker 6: And special events.
- 7:36Speaker 5: Officials for the theme parks say this will be one
- 7:38Speaker 5: of the most expansive seasons in their history. Of course,
- 7:41Speaker 5: they're going to debut the World's Tallest and Fastest Gig,
- 7:44Speaker 5: a dive coaster that's gonna happen later this year. Every
- 7:47Speaker 5: time I pass through Arlington on three sixty, I look
- 7:50Speaker 5: at that thing and I'm like, there.
- 7:51Speaker 2: Is no way, nope, I saw it.
- 7:54Speaker 4: It's almost It's so tall that when the drop is
- 7:59Speaker 4: almost going back, it is is it really doing that?
- 8:01Speaker 4: Because it looks like it looks like it goes almost
- 8:05Speaker 4: at a harder than the ninety degree angle.
- 8:07Speaker 2: It's hard to explain.
- 8:08Speaker 5: Does I think it's like ninety six or something I
- 8:10Speaker 5: had to live up. Yeah, No, it's definitely beyond a
- 8:13Speaker 5: ninety degree angle for sure.
- 8:14Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 8:15Speaker 5: The Tormento rampaging run, yeah, I can't do it. Opening
- 8:19Speaker 5: weekend though, also going to.
- 8:20Speaker 6: Give anyone with the season pass access.
- 8:22Speaker 5: To one hour of extended ride time in the Gotham
- 8:24Speaker 5: City section. I know they're going to open a museum
- 8:27Speaker 5: also later this year with memorabilia and exhibits, yeah, showing
- 8:30Speaker 5: the history of the park. I hope they have something
- 8:32Speaker 5: for the pink thing, because that was always my jam
- 8:35Speaker 5: last six fligs, a little like pink ice cream.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about, Yes, for sure.
- 8:40Speaker 6: Well, guys, lots going on with Burger King.
- 8:42Speaker 5: We told you last week. Their president gave out a
- 8:44Speaker 5: complaint line to call. Well, now they've decided to give
- 8:47Speaker 5: the Whopper its first glow up in almost a decade.
- 8:51Speaker 5: I can't imagine they just decided this after like a
- 8:54Speaker 5: week of complaint calls, right, but they say they're giving
- 8:57Speaker 5: it a more premium sesame seed bun, fresh cut veggie stack,
- 9:01Speaker 5: taller and better tasting mayo.
- 9:03Speaker 6: Their beef Patty will be the same.
- 9:06Speaker 5: But they're also gonna get rid of paper wrappers and
- 9:08Speaker 5: put them in boxes.
- 9:09Speaker 2: Now that's how they used to come.
- 9:11Speaker 6: Yeah that's what I thought.
- 9:12Speaker 2: I thought they came in a box. I haven't end
- 9:14Speaker 2: up whopper in forever.
- 9:15Speaker 6: Yeah, I haven't either.
- 9:16Speaker 5: But people are also talking about burger King because they
- 9:19Speaker 5: just announced as well they're going to be trying out
- 9:21Speaker 5: an AI powered chat bot called Patty, which will be
- 9:25Speaker 5: inside the employees headsets. So basically it's gonna snitch on
- 9:29Speaker 5: them if they're not saying the right phrases like welcome
- 9:32Speaker 5: to burger King or please and thank you enough good so,
- 9:35Speaker 5: then Patty will grade them on their friendliness levels if
- 9:38Speaker 5: the manager requests.
- 9:40Speaker 2: God, you know what that makes me.
- 9:42Speaker 4: It is the one thing I cannot stand because when
- 9:44Speaker 4: you go to the drive throughs lately and you hear
- 9:47Speaker 4: the most cheerful thing ever as soon as you pull
- 9:50Speaker 4: up there, like welcome to burger King, thank you so much,
- 9:52Speaker 4: can we help you?
- 9:53Speaker 2: But you could tell it's like not a person. Yeah,
- 9:55Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, sure, would you like to order
- 9:57Speaker 2: on our app?
- 9:58Speaker 4: Todate and you're like, no, would you like to try
- 9:59Speaker 4: the and it's obviously it's kind of sounds like a recording,
- 10:02Speaker 4: and then the real person comes.
- 10:03Speaker 8: On the Oh yeah, okay, where was that nice person?
- 10:10Speaker 2: A fake person?
- 10:11Speaker 8: Back on?
- 10:12Speaker 7: Right?
- 10:13Speaker 2: They're so sweet.
- 10:14Speaker 5: I mean it makes sense, you know, because if you're
- 10:16Speaker 5: not giving quality service, like, it could.
- 10:18Speaker 6: Just be AI. And I don't want AI, you don't know.
- 10:21Speaker 6: I want people to work, people, humans to use their
- 10:23Speaker 6: brains and have jobs and thrive on the planet.
- 10:26Speaker 8: That AI ain't gonna be able to snitch on the
- 10:28Speaker 8: people on the Burger Kings in the hood though.
- 10:30Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you know that right now she needed
- 10:32Speaker 2: him and they ain't trying to hear that.
- 10:34Speaker 6: They'll just be in the breaker and please, please, please,
- 10:36Speaker 6: thank you, thank you real quick, guys.
- 10:39Speaker 5: Jennifer Garter says she has a hack for dealing with
- 10:42Speaker 5: forehead wrinkles instead of bowtoks. She also says it's very affordable.
- 10:47Speaker 6: Are you ready for this?
- 10:48Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 10:48Speaker 3: What is it?
- 10:49Speaker 6: What bangs?
- 10:50Speaker 1: Oh?
- 10:51Speaker 6: Yeah? So she says she's tried botox and all.
- 10:54Speaker 5: That that you know, it takes very little to completely
- 10:57Speaker 5: freeze her forehead.
- 10:58Speaker 6: That she's She's like, I have a walking billboard. She goes,
- 11:01Speaker 6: I might as well get a tattoo of something across it.
- 11:03Speaker 6: It's so bad. So her hack for forehead wrinkles is bangs.
- 11:07Speaker 2: But not everybody can pull off bangs.
- 11:09Speaker 6: That's a good point.
- 11:10Speaker 2: Like Ella Langley, your girl, Oh god, my girl. Yeah,
- 11:15Speaker 2: she can pull up, thank you.
- 11:16Speaker 4: She can pull off anything. She can pull off bangs,
- 11:19Speaker 4: she could pull off shaved head. Yeah, okay, she could
- 11:22Speaker 4: pull off any She's perfect.
- 11:24Speaker 2: Yeah, she's perfect. You more than like her? What are
- 11:27Speaker 2: you gonna do?
- 11:27Speaker 4: You gotta love her. I love her because when we're together,
- 11:30Speaker 4: you're gonna have to accept it.
- 11:32Speaker 6: Oh, accept it for sure?
- 11:33Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, Ella Billy, just making sure.
- 11:36Speaker 5: All right, I'm Kana Slopez. Those are your Texas top stories.
- 11:39Speaker 4: Let's do a realer fake news. I'm gonna give you
- 11:41Speaker 4: three headlines. You gotta tell me which one is the
- 11:44Speaker 4: fake one. It's a fun way to talk about just
- 11:46Speaker 4: ridiculous stuff that's in the news. Headline number one, new
- 11:49Speaker 4: Japanese trend meditating in bathroom stalls. New Japanese trend meditating
- 11:57Speaker 4: in bathroom stalls. Number two A woman send her ex
- 12:02Speaker 4: boyfriend over one thousand pounds of onions so that she
- 12:06Speaker 4: could make him cry the same way he made her cry.
- 12:10Speaker 2: A woman send her.
- 12:11Speaker 4: Ex boyfriend over one thousand pounds of onions so that
- 12:15Speaker 4: she could make him cry the same way he made
- 12:18Speaker 4: her cry.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Headline number three.
- 12:23Speaker 4: Steakhouse goes viral over customer planting an armpit hair to dodge.
- 12:28Speaker 2: The six hundred dollar bill?
- 12:29Speaker 4: Whoa steakhouse goes viral over customer planting and armpit hair
- 12:35Speaker 4: to dodge a six hundred dollar bill.
- 12:38Speaker 2: Three headlines. One of them is fake. You gotta tell
- 12:41Speaker 2: me which one. It's pretty tough today.
- 12:43Speaker 6: Canas Does it have to be an armpit hair?
- 12:46Speaker 2: Well, you don't know if that story is real. It
- 12:47Speaker 2: could be fake. Get a hair from your head exactly.
- 12:51Speaker 2: You don't know.
- 12:51Speaker 4: That might be the fake story. Yeah, you could pick,
- 12:54Speaker 4: or you could pass it to Pooh to pick first.
- 12:55Speaker 4: Which one would you like to do.
- 12:56Speaker 6: I'm gonna pass it to pooh Oh.
- 12:58Speaker 2: You're gonna pass it to poo to a pooh? Did
- 13:00Speaker 2: you win yesterday?
- 13:01Speaker 4: No? Okay, I won yesterday, so you could redeem yourself
- 13:04Speaker 4: going to the weekend with a dub.
- 13:06Speaker 2: Which one is the fake story? I'm gonna go with that.
- 13:09Speaker 2: Second story the woman sending a thousand pounds. Okay, you
- 13:13Speaker 2: don't think anybody would do that? No, all right, lock
- 13:16Speaker 2: me in for that one. Locked in.
- 13:19Speaker 4: Canda slow pass. You usually are pretty good at this game.
- 13:22Speaker 4: You have a winning ratio of ninety eight point five
- 13:24Speaker 4: eight percent. Wow, what do you think is a fake story?
- 13:27Speaker 6: These are all pretty wild? But lock me in for
- 13:29Speaker 6: that armpit hair.
- 13:30Speaker 2: Whoa, Yeah, you're coming out swinging like that right away.
- 13:33Speaker 2: Just lock it in, Yeah, lock it in, lock it in.
- 13:36Speaker 4: It is locked in the correct answer, and the winner
- 13:38Speaker 4: today is.
- 13:40Speaker 3: Me.
- 13:45Speaker 4: The fake story was the new Japanese trend meditating in
- 13:49Speaker 4: bathroom stalls.
- 13:50Speaker 2: Okay, that is a fake story. That is not a trend.
- 13:54Speaker 2: Who's doing that? You're groedy?
- 13:55Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, there is a trend though, new Japanese
- 13:58Speaker 4: trend meditating in Okay?
- 14:02Speaker 6: Wait, why are we doing?
- 14:04Speaker 2: Can just gets so mad when I talk about stuff
- 14:06Speaker 2: like this.
- 14:06Speaker 6: I just it doesn't make sense. Who's doing that?
- 14:08Speaker 2: Why there's a whole thing they're doing it.
- 14:11Speaker 4: There's a funeral home in Japan, and it's taken off
- 14:14Speaker 4: where now funeral homes are renting coffin so you can
- 14:16Speaker 4: go meditate and just hang out and I swear I'm
- 14:19Speaker 4: not kidding.
- 14:20Speaker 2: No, I'm not kidding. Don't even play with God. Yes,
- 14:24Speaker 2: God like that. No, and you could close it or
- 14:27Speaker 2: you leave it. I swear to you. It's a real
- 14:29Speaker 2: trend going on.
- 14:30Speaker 4: People say it's very peaceful at funeral homes are peaceful.
- 14:34Speaker 6: Sure, I can find another place it's just as peaceful.
- 14:37Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never meditated you.
- 14:40Speaker 6: I've been trying to get you to meditate for years.
- 14:43Speaker 2: But I know, but every time I try to meditate,
- 14:45Speaker 2: it's well, that's.
- 14:46Speaker 6: What they call it a practice. You have to practice
- 14:48Speaker 6: at it, you'll get better.
- 14:49Speaker 2: I don't know where to start.
- 14:51Speaker 6: Well, just start with a walking meditation.
- 14:55Speaker 2: You got a grounding, right, he needs it.
- 14:57Speaker 6: Yeah, you should.
- 14:58Speaker 5: Ground for sure, but just like listen to it while
- 15:01Speaker 5: you walk. I'm telling you, if you're out in the
- 15:03Speaker 5: sun meditating and walking.
- 15:05Speaker 2: So, but how do I start meditating when I'm walking?
- 15:07Speaker 2: Isn't that just walking?
- 15:08Speaker 6: Well, there are walking meditations. I think I've seen you
- 15:11Speaker 6: one you did. Yeah, it was kind of like mom focused,
- 15:14Speaker 6: So maybe it wasn't the best one.
- 15:15Speaker 2: But so you just walk. It feels like depressing.
- 15:18Speaker 6: No, it's great, it's invigorating.
- 15:20Speaker 2: Get your mind right, So what do I think about?
- 15:22Speaker 5: What do I have to call whatever the meditation is
- 15:24Speaker 5: telling you, Like you're manifesting your beautiful day or your
- 15:26Speaker 5: future or like going down things.
- 15:28Speaker 6: You're thankful for. If you do that, that's a good
- 15:30Speaker 6: place to start. Okay, just meditate on what you're thankful
- 15:33Speaker 6: for the little things and.
- 15:35Speaker 4: Just think about, well, all the stuff that I'm thankful for,
- 15:37Speaker 4: all the.
- 15:37Speaker 5: Sky and how beautiful it is, and the clouds and
- 15:40Speaker 5: like the wind touching your face, careful that your legs
- 15:49Speaker 5: like carry you on your walk and.
- 15:50Speaker 9: Things like that.
- 15:51Speaker 4: I'm trying my best, super But it was like most
- 15:54Speaker 4: people meditate and there in their head, it's calm in
- 15:57Speaker 4: my head when I'm like and when everything's wanted.
- 15:59Speaker 6: To practice in my head, it's like, trust me, it's
- 16:03Speaker 6: not easy for me either. My head's the same.
- 16:05Speaker 5: I got eighty tabs open, Yes, I need you start
- 16:07Speaker 5: closing them one by one.
- 16:09Speaker 2: I need a software update.
- 16:10Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I need.
- 16:11Speaker 2: Okay. The real stories, so that's a fake story. The
- 16:13Speaker 2: real stories are.
- 16:14Speaker 4: Yes, there was a guy who actually or a woman
- 16:16Speaker 4: who sent her ex boyfriend one thousand pounds of onions
- 16:20Speaker 4: to make him cry, like he made her cry. After
- 16:24Speaker 4: a painful breakup, she decided to send him this message.
- 16:27Speaker 4: And you know something he'd never forget. She arranged, I
- 16:30Speaker 4: guess Yeah, thousand pounds of onions be dropped off at
- 16:33Speaker 4: his house in front and yeah, she said with a
- 16:36Speaker 4: note she spent days and tears, so hopefully.
- 16:38Speaker 2: He can feel the same.
- 16:40Speaker 6: Amazing, so creative.
- 16:41Speaker 4: You know what's funny is if someone did that to me,
- 16:43Speaker 4: I turn around and sell the onions to make money,
- 16:46Speaker 4: and then they'd be so mad.
- 16:47Speaker 2: I'd be like, thank you. Now I'm gonna sell them
- 16:48Speaker 2: the whole foods.
- 16:49Speaker 6: Yeah, I just go to the farmer's market.
- 16:51Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 16:51Speaker 4: Now I'm gonna go on my meditating walk and eat onions.
- 16:53Speaker 4: What's not gonna do at my house?
- 16:55Speaker 2: Yeah? But this is the story that really got me. Okay.
- 17:00Speaker 4: Steakhouse goes viral over customer planting an armpit hair to
- 17:03Speaker 4: dodge a six hundred dollars bill. This is it a
- 17:06Speaker 4: high end steakhouse in Sydney. They're going viral for what's
- 17:10Speaker 4: on security cameras. You can see the guy do this,
- 17:13Speaker 4: and I watched it.
- 17:15Speaker 7: You do.
- 17:15Speaker 4: The footage posted yeah a couple like a week ago
- 17:18Speaker 4: basically shows the man with a group of people enjoying
- 17:21Speaker 4: a nice experience. Fancy dishes Tomahawk's steak before later complaining
- 17:24Speaker 4: about a hair and his food. So they're like, wow,
- 17:29Speaker 4: that's weird because like we're pretty clean and we're a
- 17:31Speaker 4: high end steakhouse and this is a really rather large hair.
- 17:34Speaker 4: I don't know how it would go out on the
- 17:35Speaker 4: floor to a table like this. So the manager decided
- 17:39Speaker 4: to go back and just look at the security cameras
- 17:41Speaker 4: and see what was going on at that table. And
- 17:43Speaker 4: he could see when almost everybody's done with the meal,
- 17:45Speaker 4: one man reaches into his armpit no yep, and.
- 17:50Speaker 2: He plucks out a hair.
- 17:54Speaker 4: And let's discuss, plants it nicely right on the top
- 17:57Speaker 4: of what's left of his steak. Yeah, it's tom Hawk's steak.
- 18:03Speaker 4: My question is, just like you said, Cannie, why an
- 18:06Speaker 4: armpit hair?
- 18:07Speaker 6: Why why can't you have to go there all the hairs?
- 18:11Speaker 2: Why can't it just be ahead head hair?
- 18:14Speaker 6: He isn't going to accomplish the same thing, yes.
- 18:16Speaker 2: Something to back hair even back here anything.
- 18:20Speaker 6: But and they maybe he didn't have hair on his head,
- 18:23Speaker 6: you know what the video again, Yeah he does have hair, okays, and.
- 18:30Speaker 2: You could see it's so gross. You can.
- 18:33Speaker 4: But I know somebody who does stuff like this. Pooh,
- 18:37Speaker 4: I know, no, not poo, But I knew a woman
- 18:42Speaker 4: she passed away. Yeah she's dead. Oh got it, she's dead,
- 18:46Speaker 4: can't we got it?
- 18:47Speaker 2: Okay, But she used to do this.
- 18:49Speaker 4: She would go to a restaurant and she would literally
- 18:51Speaker 4: plant something in the food so she would get.
- 18:53Speaker 2: It for free.
- 18:54Speaker 6: Oh, like a bug or something.
- 18:56Speaker 4: Plastic, a piece of plastic, a bug. She would bring
- 18:59Speaker 4: a bug to the restaurant. It's a plant in her
- 19:02Speaker 4: food to get it for free.
- 19:04Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 19:06Speaker 4: She would also, this is the same woman. She was
- 19:07Speaker 4: a neighbor of mine. She's also the same woman that
- 19:10Speaker 4: I swear to you as a kid. She would go
- 19:12Speaker 4: to like the local Burger King and McDonald's and spill
- 19:16Speaker 4: soda all over the floor and then just fall on.
- 19:19Speaker 2: Purpose and see them. I no, she never want anything
- 19:27Speaker 2: for a while.
- 19:29Speaker 4: She would pour water all over the place and then
- 19:32Speaker 4: she would just yeat herself across the floor and go
- 19:35Speaker 4: and just sit there and scream. Yeah, so woman we
- 19:38Speaker 4: found dead. Oh that was this is the neighbor my
- 19:41Speaker 4: mom and I found passed away. Yeah, in a recliner.
- 19:46Speaker 4: I got a picture you want to see? Thanks one
- 19:48Speaker 4: on two point nine and good morning, It's Bailey the
- 19:50Speaker 4: Kid Candice low Pants producer Pooh. You know I love
- 19:53Speaker 4: a good list, Candice. Even if I don't have a
- 19:55Speaker 4: list on hand, I like making up a list. So
- 19:57Speaker 4: maybe this is a list we make up because well
- 20:00Speaker 4: curious Pooh just mentioned off the area's like, yeah, I
- 20:02Speaker 4: can't tell if you know this is a thing or
- 20:04Speaker 4: not if this girl's trying to blow me off, And
- 20:06Speaker 4: I was like, well, what's going on? I'm like, you
- 20:07Speaker 4: don't have to read the whole text on there unless.
- 20:10Speaker 2: You want to. Yeah, I love hold on.
- 20:12Speaker 4: Whatever you want to do, I'll just tell you a smith.
- 20:14Speaker 4: But sometimes it's hard because women are much nicer than men.
- 20:17Speaker 4: I feel like, so you will let a guy down easier. Yes,
- 20:22Speaker 4: And I'm not saying that's what she's doing, Pooh. I
- 20:24Speaker 4: genuinely don't know, are you sure?
- 20:25Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 20:26Speaker 6: I need to hear what we said.
- 20:28Speaker 4: Okay, give us the context and then let us know
- 20:30Speaker 4: what she said. No, I swear I don't.
- 20:33Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't even know this.
- 20:35Speaker 4: I know, but I just want to know if this
- 20:37Speaker 4: is something that like she's saying to blow you off her.
- 20:40Speaker 3: You know.
- 20:40Speaker 2: Okay, so what's going on? Give us the context.
- 20:42Speaker 8: We were going back and forth text and you know,
- 20:44Speaker 8: we love drama, making plans to go you know, hang
- 20:47Speaker 8: out or whatever, and I said, uh, I said, hey,
- 20:50Speaker 8: there's a you know, she likes mma fights and stuff.
- 20:52Speaker 8: I was like, I was like, we can go downtown
- 20:55Speaker 8: to my boys bar bar w maybe we can meet
- 20:57Speaker 8: up on Saturday.
- 20:58Speaker 2: And she was like that that sounds cool. And I
- 21:02Speaker 2: was like, okay, let me know.
- 21:04Speaker 6: That sounds cool.
- 21:06Speaker 2: That sounds cool. That sounds cool. And I said let
- 21:10Speaker 2: me know, and then she said okay, and then that
- 21:12Speaker 2: was it. I was like, I mean, you.
- 21:14Speaker 6: Wouldn't say it sounds cool if it didn't sound cool.
- 21:17Speaker 2: But you ain't giving me no light. Does it sound cool?
- 21:23Speaker 6: Or an emoji?
- 21:24Speaker 10: Was there?
- 21:24Speaker 2: An emoji?
- 21:25Speaker 4: Was there?
- 21:25Speaker 2: A follow up? She just left it as that sounds cool. Yeah,
- 21:29Speaker 2: just that sounds cool, and I.
- 21:30Speaker 6: Was like, oh, that would probably be like yeah, definitely, yeah,
- 21:33Speaker 6: let's do it.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, okay, yeah that sounds cool. I think Okay,
- 21:38Speaker 2: I say this.
- 21:40Speaker 8: I wish I wish I don't know, I wish text
- 21:43Speaker 8: had some kind of emotion, but like you could hear it?
- 21:46Speaker 2: Does? I feel like texting does?
- 21:49Speaker 7: Can?
- 21:50Speaker 2: So I'm gonna ask can the Candice the woman on
- 21:52Speaker 2: the show. That sounds cool?
- 21:56Speaker 6: Is that she's blowing you off?
- 22:01Speaker 4: Man?
- 22:02Speaker 5: I think so, yeah, because that would be like definitely, yeah,
- 22:07Speaker 5: definitely that sounds cool.
- 22:09Speaker 6: That sounds cool. Definitely, that sounds cool. It's cool.
- 22:12Speaker 2: Let's do it, Let's do it, don't do it.
- 22:15Speaker 6: That sounds let's do it, And there has to be
- 22:17Speaker 6: more to that sounds cool.
- 22:19Speaker 2: I mean skydiving. That sounds cool, but I'm going to
- 22:21Speaker 2: do it. It's really not. It sounds cool for you
- 22:24Speaker 2: to do. Yeah, you should go to the bar and
- 22:27Speaker 2: check out that fight. Yeah, that sounds cool for you
- 22:30Speaker 2: to do. He does it.
- 22:32Speaker 4: That's all I'm saying, though, But let me let me
- 22:34Speaker 4: go through it. You know, Like I said, I like
- 22:36Speaker 4: a good list. What are some things? What are some
- 22:39Speaker 4: things that women say when they want to blow off
- 22:41Speaker 4: a guy? Because there's other things that are on this list,
- 22:44Speaker 4: I would say, I'll make up the list. I guess
- 22:46Speaker 4: as we go. But what do you think is married
- 22:49Speaker 4: woman now but of course dated at one point? Yeah,
- 22:51Speaker 4: what is something you used to say when you wanted
- 22:53Speaker 4: to blow off a guy.
- 22:54Speaker 2: But be nice.
- 22:54Speaker 6: Yeah, I've just got a lot on my plate right now.
- 23:00Speaker 6: You can't argue with that, no, because you can't see
- 23:03Speaker 6: my plate.
- 23:05Speaker 2: I don't know what your plate looks like. It's full,
- 23:07Speaker 2: it's full, it's full. I can't even be a side
- 23:12Speaker 2: appetize on your plate. But if you if you have
- 23:15Speaker 2: a lot on your plate, there's always room for dessert.
- 23:17Speaker 6: That's a separate plate.
- 23:19Speaker 2: Well, can we bring another plate?
- 23:20Speaker 6: Well, we got to finish this first plate before we
- 23:22Speaker 6: start the separate plate.
- 23:23Speaker 4: You're right, that's hard to argue with you that a
- 23:25Speaker 4: lot on my plate is definitely definitely on the list,
- 23:29Speaker 4: because everybody does. Yeah, I mean some people are busier
- 23:32Speaker 4: than others. But if you find something you're interested in,
- 23:35Speaker 4: you'll make room on your plate, right right. You'll scoop
- 23:37Speaker 4: the taters over and add some corn.
- 23:39Speaker 6: In there, even if they touch always, or just put
- 23:42Speaker 6: the corn on top of the tats.
- 23:43Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, find room on your plate, all right? What
- 23:46Speaker 2: about this one? I have one? Oh, this is a
- 23:48Speaker 2: good one.
- 23:48Speaker 4: I feel like when when someone's blowing you off, this
- 23:51Speaker 4: is definitely something they'll say, I'm focusing on me right now?
- 23:55Speaker 2: Oh, era, Yeah, I done. Heard that one? So true? Girl?
- 24:03Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, sometimes you just need to focus on yourself.
- 24:07Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, then why are you out there?
- 24:10Speaker 6: Why are you out focusing on myself?
- 24:12Speaker 2: Why are you in a bar where I can approach?
- 24:15Speaker 3: People can go.
- 24:17Speaker 2: Exactly. People can go to a bar and I want
- 24:20Speaker 2: to date, meet somebody there their plane. They can go
- 24:24Speaker 2: to specs and go home. Okay, now the energy. Now
- 24:28Speaker 2: I'm getting some good ones at Billy on the radio.
- 24:30Speaker 2: On Instagram.
- 24:31Speaker 4: Ladies are hitting me up and they're like, okay, this
- 24:33Speaker 4: is something we would say when we want to blow
- 24:35Speaker 4: a guy off. It's a good one. Oh yeah, we
- 24:38Speaker 4: definitely got to catch up soon. Oh that does sound
- 24:44Speaker 4: like a no, we're not gonna you're not gonna do that.
- 24:47Speaker 6: Yeah, that sounds like a commitment issue.
- 24:49Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay, oh you know what, I'm saving that
- 24:53Speaker 4: for last. Okay, here's one that Beca said. Becca said,
- 24:58Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm just so bad at tech people. Oh
- 25:02Speaker 4: that is I'm a bad textor they're blowing you off. Yeah,
- 25:06Speaker 4: if they don't text you back and then you say, hey,
- 25:08Speaker 4: what's up. Oh I'm sorry, I'm a bad text. No,
- 25:10Speaker 4: you can't be a bad texture. No, you're not interested? Yeah,
- 25:15Speaker 4: oh okay. The girl will say when they're not interested,
- 25:20Speaker 4: she'll say, you're something else.
- 25:22Speaker 2: Oh is that you in canvas?
- 25:27Speaker 6: Yeah, you're something else. Not explaining what that else is?
- 25:32Speaker 2: What is the else? Okay?
- 25:35Speaker 4: What about this one? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see
- 25:37Speaker 4: your message? Oh yeah, what what do you mean you
- 25:41Speaker 4: didn't see it? What you didn't see my text?
- 25:44Speaker 6: When you're talking to someone in you're interested, you're checking
- 25:46Speaker 6: your phone?
- 25:47Speaker 2: Yeah, you're checking it.
- 25:48Speaker 6: Have they responded? Are they responding? Have they texted me?
- 25:51Speaker 2: But this is the one that I seen your message?
- 25:53Speaker 2: But my red receipts are own.
- 25:54Speaker 4: This is this is number one to me. You know,
- 25:58Speaker 4: a woman is blowing you off. Yeah, when she says, oh,
- 26:01Speaker 4: are you ready for this one?
- 26:03Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll let you know. Oh, I'll let you know. Hey,
- 26:12Speaker 2: we should go to the w bar and watch MMA.
- 26:14Speaker 1: You have seen.
- 26:16Speaker 2: I'll let you know.
- 26:18Speaker 6: Oh that's bad.
- 26:19Speaker 2: That sounds cool. I'm sorry.
- 26:23Speaker 4: Hey, Pooh deserves someone who's interested and they're excited. That's
- 26:27Speaker 4: what he deserves.
- 26:28Speaker 6: Yeah, for sure, definitely, let's do it.
- 26:31Speaker 2: I've got we should catch up sick.
- 26:35Speaker 6: That's the type of energy he needs. Yes, you have Energy.
- 26:39Speaker 2: Let's plan it right now, not the Maybe I'll let
- 26:43Speaker 2: you know Texas tough stories on the tents with Billy
- 26:47Speaker 2: the Kid in the.
- 26:47Speaker 7: Morning only on the new Mixed one or two point nine.
- 26:51Speaker 4: Can it's on a beautiful Friday morning, gorgeous sons coming up?
- 26:54Speaker 2: It's so nice? Sound what is going on?
- 26:56Speaker 7: Well?
- 26:56Speaker 5: Seniors at Eton High School and Haslin just found out
- 26:59Speaker 5: their problem won't be happening at Globe.
- 27:01Speaker 6: Life Field like they planned.
- 27:03Speaker 5: The principal sent a letter to students yesterday letting them
- 27:05Speaker 5: know that the contract they had with Globe Life Field
- 27:08Speaker 5: that was signed last year and was being disregarded and
- 27:11Speaker 5: canceled because of the Eagles concert announcement that just happened.
- 27:17Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 27:17Speaker 5: So the letter also says the school found out about
- 27:20Speaker 5: this when they saw a promotional email for the concert
- 27:23Speaker 5: showing the same date as their prom May sixteenth. It
- 27:26Speaker 5: says they were working with Globe Life to find a solution,
- 27:29Speaker 5: but also looking for other venues. So their prom is
- 27:32Speaker 5: listed on the campus calendar as happening at Hurst Conference
- 27:36Speaker 5: Center for now, but a spokesperson for the entertainment group
- 27:39Speaker 5: and Global Life Field says they're trying.
- 27:41Speaker 6: To find a new date for them at the field,
- 27:44Speaker 6: and I just.
- 27:45Speaker 5: Really hope that happens, because I can't imagine being so
- 27:47Speaker 5: excited proms happening in a couple months at one of
- 27:50Speaker 5: the coolest spots in the Metroplex to me, Globalife Field,
- 27:53Speaker 5: and then all of a sudden, the Eagles are planned.
- 27:55Speaker 2: And then you can't go to prom.
- 27:56Speaker 6: Yeah that's for the Convention Center.
- 27:58Speaker 2: Yeah they'll have a prom, but I mean unless the kids,
- 28:01Speaker 2: you're not missing out on much anyway.
- 28:02Speaker 6: If you don't have the Globe Light Field special.
- 28:05Speaker 2: Problem was awful.
- 28:07Speaker 6: Yeah I didn't know.
- 28:08Speaker 2: You didn't know. I just wasn't into it. Yeah you
- 28:11Speaker 2: didn't go at all.
- 28:12Speaker 6: Yeah it's fine.
- 28:13Speaker 2: Did an Eagles concert pop up? What happened?
- 28:16Speaker 6: Still a problem happened? I just wasn't. I didn't care.
- 28:18Speaker 5: Like I I've been looking for this cocktail dress for
- 28:21Speaker 5: the wedding I'm going to this weekend and I still
- 28:23Speaker 5: am on the struggle about that. And that's how I
- 28:25Speaker 5: was in high school too.
- 28:25Speaker 6: Like I don't want to find a nice dress and
- 28:28Speaker 6: like deal with all that.
- 28:29Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks.
- 28:31Speaker 4: I went, but just I felt like I had to,
- 28:33Speaker 4: So Okay, I just said, look, I guess I'll go.
- 28:35Speaker 4: It's senior prom, but it was not worth it.
- 28:38Speaker 6: Yeah. See, I made the right decision, I think.
- 28:40Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 28:40Speaker 2: Fun who went?
- 28:41Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 28:42Speaker 2: I had fun. Did you go with a girl?
- 28:44Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 28:46Speaker 6: Two girls?
- 28:47Speaker 7: He went with.
- 28:49Speaker 3: I know.
- 28:50Speaker 2: I thought some people go just at a group like
- 28:51Speaker 2: the guys.
- 28:52Speaker 6: Yeah, oh know you were shorts?
- 28:53Speaker 2: Yeah were shorts? Yeah? Oh boy? Yeah I was clean.
- 29:01Speaker 2: What do you mean you wore shorts?
- 29:02Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 29:03Speaker 2: I had a little tucks and I had shorts special.
- 29:07Speaker 2: Yeah what vibe? Okay? Good? All right? Can what else?
- 29:14Speaker 6: Speaking of summer vibe, guys, do you hear brought this?
- 29:16Speaker 5: Blue Belt dropped a new flavor of ice cream yesterday,
- 29:18Speaker 5: Honey of Vanilla.
- 29:19Speaker 6: It's already in stores.
- 29:21Speaker 5: It is available for a limited time though in pint sizes.
- 29:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 29:25Speaker 5: I love when they dropped these new flavors. Even though
- 29:27Speaker 5: I can't eat the you know, full on Blue Belt.
- 29:30Speaker 6: I'll have a taste, can have Jerry. But that's a
- 29:34Speaker 6: good one. Honey Vanilla looked for you all. I'm so
- 29:36Speaker 6: good it does, guys.
- 29:37Speaker 5: Shia La Buff appeared in Corey yesterday after his wild Mardi.
- 29:40Speaker 6: Gras New Orleans.
- 29:42Speaker 5: So he was ordered to rehab, drug and alcohol testing
- 29:45Speaker 5: and also to post a one hundred thousand dollars bond.
- 29:48Speaker 5: The judge said her biggest concern was him being a
- 29:51Speaker 5: danger to the victims and the community after he got
- 29:53Speaker 5: in multiple fights there recently. If you miss that, there
- 29:57Speaker 5: was a video going viral of him just on the
- 29:59Speaker 5: street and people were just like, you know, pounding him
- 30:02Speaker 5: to keep him, you know, from a freaking out on
- 30:05Speaker 5: everyone there.
- 30:05Speaker 2: He was head button people. He was going crazy.
- 30:07Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 30:08Speaker 5: The judge denied his request to travel outside the city.
- 30:11Speaker 5: His attorney argued there were no illegal substances found in
- 30:14Speaker 5: his testing and said, you.
- 30:16Speaker 6: Know, it's not against the law to get drunk at
- 30:18Speaker 6: Marti Gras, which is a wild come back, true.
- 30:21Speaker 5: I mean yeah, but like assaulting people and like can't violent, Yeah,
- 30:25Speaker 5: you can't.
- 30:25Speaker 2: Head butt people. Yeah, it's frowned upon, trust me.
- 30:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 30:29Speaker 5: The best part was when the guy came in with
- 30:31Speaker 5: his crutch and like put his crutch down there near
- 30:34Speaker 5: Shia and Shia grabs the crutch.
- 30:37Speaker 6: That was a wild video.
- 30:39Speaker 2: What's wild? I don't know that guy needs help.
- 30:41Speaker 6: Though, Yeah, no, for sure.
- 30:43Speaker 5: His next hearing is going to be March nineteenth, So
- 30:45Speaker 5: there you go. I'm Kanda Slopez those are your Texas
- 30:47Speaker 5: top stories on me.
- 30:49Speaker 7: To promise you'll feel better. Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
- 30:53Speaker 2: And it's a good Friday.
- 30:54Speaker 4: Look at it outside, Sonny, it's going to be eighty
- 30:56Speaker 4: today eighty and Sonny love it all weekend long. I
- 30:59Speaker 4: mean yeah, first day of March is on Sunday. I
- 31:01Speaker 4: still can't believe that, right, I mean, it's spring, it's summer.
- 31:03Speaker 2: Actually, forget it. We're gonna we're just gonna skip spring.
- 31:06Speaker 6: Right spring four to summer.
- 31:08Speaker 2: Why not? It's mixed one or two point nine.
- 31:09Speaker 4: Billy the Kid, Canda Slopez producer, Pooh, let's do a
- 31:12Speaker 4: dirty little secret right here. If you've got something to
- 31:14Speaker 4: share it anytime you want, you tell us that secret.
- 31:16Speaker 4: Confess eight three three seven eighty seven one h two nine,
- 31:20Speaker 4: and you have one.
- 31:21Speaker 7: I do.
- 31:21Speaker 3: And I just know, I mean, just hearing the words
- 31:24Speaker 3: in my head has already making me sound petty. But
- 31:28Speaker 3: I just need to confess. I do need to confess
- 31:32Speaker 3: that my husband told me that we should give his
- 31:35Speaker 3: mother an emergency key to our house. Oh apparently it's something. Yeah,
- 31:41Speaker 3: she's you know, she's a holder of the keys. You know,
- 31:43Speaker 3: she has keys to everyone's house and just in case,
- 31:46Speaker 3: and you know, that's the family tradition. And he's just like,
- 31:49Speaker 3: it's no big deal. I need to be honest. He's
- 31:52Speaker 3: a total mama's boy and his mother is so nosy.
- 31:56Speaker 4: Do we really need this in twenty twenty six? Do
- 31:58Speaker 4: we really need to get people emergency keys?
- 32:01Speaker 6: I mean, unless you have a code they could use
- 32:02Speaker 6: to get in.
- 32:03Speaker 2: What's the emergency that you need to come into my house?
- 32:06Speaker 2: I don't know. I just I'm just asking.
- 32:07Speaker 4: I don't know you forgot something. Yeah, but like I
- 32:09Speaker 4: don't give people the keys to my house or the
- 32:11Speaker 4: code in my house, you know.
- 32:12Speaker 3: What I mean?
- 32:13Speaker 6: My parents have the code to our house.
- 32:15Speaker 4: Okay, I mean yeah, someone's coming to consistently over. But anyway,
- 32:19Speaker 4: so she's nosy, you hate her, guts, go ahead.
- 32:22Speaker 3: I don't hate her. I don't want her popping up
- 32:27Speaker 3: on us, you know. And I mean she does show
- 32:29Speaker 3: up on announce and you know, she'll reorganize the pantry
- 32:34Speaker 3: and ask why we bought certain things.
- 32:36Speaker 1: You know.
- 32:36Speaker 3: She she just doesn't know how to mind the business
- 32:38Speaker 3: that pays her, you know, right, So when she asked
- 32:42Speaker 3: about the key, I said, sure, of course, you know,
- 32:44Speaker 3: well we'll give you a key, but I didn't. I didn't.
- 32:49Speaker 3: I didn't give her the real one.
- 32:52Speaker 2: What did you say, did give her.
- 32:53Speaker 3: The real key to our house? I found a random
- 32:55Speaker 3: key in our junk drawer. I have no idea what
- 32:57Speaker 3: it goes.
- 32:58Speaker 1: I handed it.
- 33:00Speaker 6: Are you serious?
- 33:01Speaker 3: I'm so serious. I handed it to her like it
- 33:03Speaker 3: was the Crown jewels, and she was so proud. She
- 33:07Speaker 3: was so proud putting it on her keychain. You know,
- 33:09Speaker 3: I could like the subtext was I won. You know right,
- 33:13Speaker 3: here's my thinking. Unless there's an actual emergency, you know,
- 33:16Speaker 3: she'll she'll never know.
- 33:17Speaker 6: She will never know, right, Yeah, exactly right.
- 33:20Speaker 4: Otherwise there's no reason. I don't think there's any other
- 33:23Speaker 4: reason for her to use it.
- 33:24Speaker 6: And if she tried, she can't tell you I tried
- 33:26Speaker 6: and it didn't work, because then we would know that
- 33:29Speaker 6: she tried to come over.
- 33:30Speaker 3: Yeah, I thinking like it's a trap. I think it's
- 33:37Speaker 3: a good I think I did a good thing. But
- 33:39Speaker 3: I know that if my husband knew what she doesn't,
- 33:43Speaker 3: he might feel he might feel differently about him, and
- 33:45Speaker 3: I love him. I love my husband, I really do.
- 33:48Speaker 3: But I am just so over his mom being involved
- 33:51Speaker 3: in every single detail. Of our lives, what we cook,
- 33:53Speaker 3: where we go, Why we didn't answer text message in
- 33:57Speaker 3: you know, within twelve minutes or whatever. So, yeah, my
- 34:00Speaker 3: confession is I gave my mother in law a fake
- 34:03Speaker 3: emergency key.
- 34:04Speaker 2: That's good.
- 34:05Speaker 4: I mean, that's a good confession. I don't think it's
- 34:07Speaker 4: a problem. And if she does notice by whatever chance to.
- 34:10Speaker 9: Be like, oh, I must have given you the wrong one,
- 34:11Speaker 9: that's my fault, right, it could happen, for sure.
- 34:15Speaker 3: I like, I like your thinking. That's that's what I'm
- 34:17Speaker 3: That's what I thought.
- 34:18Speaker 2: But no, nosy people freak me out. They do. Like
- 34:21Speaker 2: nosy people.
- 34:22Speaker 4: There's certain people who just you know, when they're going
- 34:24Speaker 4: to your bathroom, they're going in your medicine cab.
- 34:28Speaker 1: You know.
- 34:28Speaker 5: Yeah, if she has a history of being nosy and
- 34:31Speaker 5: moving stuff around in your house, that would make me uncomfortable.
- 34:34Speaker 4: Sure, it comes into a house and reorganizes the pantry
- 34:37Speaker 4: without like that is bizarre.
- 34:39Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird to me. Live way over the and.
- 34:42Speaker 4: If combined by the fact that he's a mama's boy,
- 34:44Speaker 4: then it's rubbing you extra like weird, you know, right, because.
- 34:48Speaker 3: I'm always gonna look like the bad guy, you know,
- 34:51Speaker 3: And so I just I just thought, you know, you know,
- 34:54Speaker 3: I gave her the wrong key. If she never mentions it,
- 34:57Speaker 3: we're good. If she does, well, that'll be a different conversation.
- 35:01Speaker 4: That's all right, absolutely, well good, you're smart. I like
- 35:03Speaker 4: your little pettiness. I like your pettiness.
- 35:06Speaker 2: Give her a round of applause.
- 35:09Speaker 7: All right, he's going for Candace Court. It gets settled
- 35:14Speaker 7: here with Billy the Kid in the morning, all right.
- 35:19Speaker 4: For the animal judge Candas Lopez on Mixed one or
- 35:21Speaker 4: two point nine. It's Friday. She's got her gavel, but
- 35:23Speaker 4: she's also in party mode.
- 35:25Speaker 6: I am he maybe seated?
- 35:26Speaker 2: Yeah, oh thank you. That was quick.
- 35:28Speaker 4: See she's in a good mood today. That's that's good
- 35:30Speaker 4: for you know, anyone who's on trial. All right, let
- 35:33Speaker 4: me read you this and if you've got a problem
- 35:34Speaker 4: for Candis, she'll solve it at Candace on Air on Instagram.
- 35:37Speaker 4: Send it to us at Candace on Air. So my
- 35:39Speaker 4: friends and I are going back and forth about this
- 35:41Speaker 4: because I'm really in a weird situation with a guy
- 35:43Speaker 4: I went on a first day with. We had been
- 35:46Speaker 4: texting back and forth for a while, so I was
- 35:47Speaker 4: excited to go out. We go to dinner. Everything was vibing.
- 35:50Speaker 4: But when the date comes to an end, I didn't
- 35:52Speaker 4: notice that he put out his card. The server came
- 35:55Speaker 4: back though, and said, sorry, but it's not going through.
- 35:58Speaker 4: Oh that's the worst you ever had that happen on
- 36:03Speaker 4: a date date. But I mean I haven't. It wasn't
- 36:06Speaker 4: even that I didn't have any money. It was just
- 36:07Speaker 4: a technical issue.
- 36:08Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just bad technical you know.
- 36:12Speaker 4: It was It was like it was weird because I
- 36:14Speaker 4: traveled and they thought it was fraud because I was
- 36:16Speaker 4: like coming in and out of town. Anyway, he was
- 36:19Speaker 4: visibly embarrassed and it was some kind of scrambling. He
- 36:22Speaker 4: was asking her to try it again. She tried it again.
- 36:24Speaker 4: It still didn't work, so he called the bank and
- 36:26Speaker 4: that's when I stepped in. I said, I'll pay. He
- 36:29Speaker 4: reluctantly agreed and said he would pay me back. So
- 36:32Speaker 4: I felt bad because mostly it's just embarrassing. Fast forward
- 36:36Speaker 4: to the next day. He says, hey, I had a
- 36:38Speaker 4: great time, and he said he'd me the money. The
- 36:42Speaker 4: total for the dinner was like ninety two dollars. He
- 36:47Speaker 4: venmoted me fifty.
- 36:49Speaker 6: Oh okay.
- 36:51Speaker 2: It kind of rubbed me. The wrong way.
- 36:54Speaker 4: I didn't know if I should bring it up. And
- 36:56Speaker 4: it sucks because I really like this guy. So it's
- 37:00Speaker 4: but technically he didn't do anything wrong, but it feels strange.
- 37:06Speaker 4: I don't know why, but I assumed I was getting
- 37:08Speaker 4: all the money back. Am I wrong for assuming? Or
- 37:12Speaker 4: maybe this is a red flag? Please help Candice Court.
- 37:15Speaker 4: This is a good one. So wow, guy's awesome. So
- 37:21Speaker 4: this guy goes to us his card pay for the date.
- 37:24Speaker 4: It doesn't go through. Whatever the issue is. You still
- 37:27Speaker 4: don't know the issue. Maybe he didn't have enough money,
- 37:29Speaker 4: maybe it was a technical issue. Whatever. He's scrambling, he's
- 37:34Speaker 4: embarrassed trying to run it. She steps in, and I
- 37:36Speaker 4: think that's nice of her. She says, I'll pay for it.
- 37:39Speaker 6: Yeah when the bank that's like, okay, we don't have
- 37:42Speaker 6: time for that was this.
- 37:43Speaker 2: Pooh you know who actually called me one time.
- 37:53Speaker 4: Because she ordered two bottles of wine and drank all
- 37:56Speaker 4: of them herself. Anyway, so she back fifty dollars, which
- 38:02Speaker 4: is weird to me because it's not even half.
- 38:05Speaker 6: Yeah, like yeah, he just like rounded up or whatever.
- 38:10Speaker 6: He was just like, I'll just send fifty.
- 38:11Speaker 4: Would I ever do this? No, I'm gonna say, I
- 38:14Speaker 4: think it's a red flag. Cannie, what do you think
- 38:15Speaker 4: obviously your initial.
- 38:17Speaker 6: Thoughts on this, Yeah, I think it's a red flag too.
- 38:19Speaker 5: I mean, now you know where he stands, right, he
- 38:21Speaker 5: was either gonna pay half from the very beginning, and
- 38:25Speaker 5: now you just found out the hard way, so you
- 38:26Speaker 5: have to decide if you're cool with that or otherwise
- 38:29Speaker 5: his card didn't work and he was like, well, yeah,
- 38:32Speaker 5: I already got half of hers, so I might as
- 38:34Speaker 5: well just says of it.
- 38:36Speaker 4: See to me, to me, if you're gonna do this though,
- 38:40Speaker 4: you're if you're a guy, and you're you even initially
- 38:42Speaker 4: think we might go half seas, which is just something
- 38:45Speaker 4: I don't do.
- 38:45Speaker 2: I'm old school. Yeah, I'm paying for it.
- 38:48Speaker 4: But at the point where your car doesn't go through
- 38:50Speaker 4: and you're embarrassed, then I'm like, well, now I'm paying
- 38:52Speaker 4: all of it, no matter what.
- 38:53Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what I was gonna do.
- 38:54Speaker 4: At this point, she paid for it right for the
- 38:57Speaker 4: convenience factor in the fact that she had to pay, right,
- 39:00Speaker 4: I'm gonna pay for all of it.
- 39:01Speaker 2: Why would I not pay for all of it?
- 39:02Speaker 4: No, I agree, this guy doesn't pay for half he
- 39:05Speaker 4: pays for a little more than half, which is weird exactly,
- 39:07Speaker 4: So why you complain it?
- 39:09Speaker 2: Pooh, you're cheap, You're cheat. I'll give you fifty. I mean,
- 39:14Speaker 2: but it's a date.
- 39:15Speaker 4: If he asked, and I'm all for people paying for
- 39:19Speaker 4: half and going Dutch or whatever. It's new school, I
- 39:22Speaker 4: get it. But that's your vibe. That's your vibe. You
- 39:25Speaker 4: want to live by the rule of whoever asked, whoever outpays.
- 39:28Speaker 4: I'd rather live by that rule than we're just gonna
- 39:30Speaker 4: go half season everything. Yeah, it's I don't know, maybe
- 39:33Speaker 4: I'm just weird.
- 39:33Speaker 5: That also seems like, uh, well, it was cool, but
- 39:36Speaker 5: after the fact, I realized I don't want to get
- 39:38Speaker 5: this in, so I'm just going to pay half so.
- 39:41Speaker 2: I don't have to use ever.
- 39:43Speaker 6: H I mean, it's possible. He said he had what
- 39:45Speaker 6: did you say? He said he had a good time.
- 39:47Speaker 4: Yeah, he had a good time, and he'll VENDMO me
- 39:49Speaker 4: the money. But he didn't necessarily say that.
- 39:51Speaker 6: That kind of tells me like he's not feeling it.
- 39:53Speaker 2: Ooh, you know what I mean, he's strategy.
- 39:57Speaker 6: Why would I pay the full amount if I'm never
- 39:59Speaker 6: gonna see what.
- 40:00Speaker 4: Kind of guy can go through that embarrassment of their
- 40:02Speaker 4: card not going through and not even care.
- 40:04Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm out. I don't want to call her no more.
- 40:10Speaker 2: I'm out here.
- 40:11Speaker 6: Maybe that's what he's assuming.
- 40:12Speaker 2: Yeah, here's fifty on it.
- 40:14Speaker 8: Hey, at least you can't say I was I didn't pay,
- 40:17Speaker 8: I pay, I paid, I put something on it.
- 40:20Speaker 2: That's that's that's little boy behavior. Come on, that is
- 40:25Speaker 2: be a man.
- 40:26Speaker 4: Step up and just pay for it and be like,
- 40:29Speaker 4: I had a good time, let's enjoy ourselves, let's you know,
- 40:32Speaker 4: come on, if you ask the woman out, you pay at.
- 40:35Speaker 2: The table's return, and she did that to me. I mean,
- 40:39Speaker 2: I just feel like things have gotten so soft lately.
- 40:42Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't have that conversation before you go on
- 40:45Speaker 5: a date too, like are we splitting the check?
- 40:47Speaker 6: Like there's gonna be one or two checks?
- 40:48Speaker 4: Isn't toxic masculinity If a man insists a pay.
- 40:51Speaker 6: I don't think that's toxic.
- 40:53Speaker 2: No, No, it's just being a gentleman, I think.
- 40:55Speaker 4: So come on, really partly simpy, but that's fine, Simpy.
- 40:59Speaker 4: It's being a gentleman. You go out, when's the last
- 41:02Speaker 4: date you went on?
- 41:04Speaker 2: That's a while back. Yeah, did you pay, Yeah, I pay?
- 41:07Speaker 2: You paid? I paid? Why y'all know I paid? I
- 41:10Speaker 2: took that girl to Mexican sugar? Remember you did? That's right? Yeah?
- 41:15Speaker 2: But didn't you have a group on?
- 41:17Speaker 7: No?
- 41:23Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Don't hate on a group of don't.
- 41:27Speaker 4: I'm not hating on a group on when you can
- 41:29Speaker 4: save money, save it.
- 41:30Speaker 2: But at least you paid. I'm proud of you. Boo.
- 41:33Speaker 4: Okay, the verdict is in. It doesn't matter what we think.
- 41:36Speaker 4: Is this a red flag? Is this guy like someone
- 41:39Speaker 4: she should pursue or should she just go?
- 41:40Speaker 2: That's weird? I'm out.
- 41:41Speaker 5: Yeah, Look, this guy is guilty of being a Hasie's Harvey.
- 41:45Speaker 7: Oh.
- 41:46Speaker 6: I think it's a red flag because I've ended up.
- 41:49Speaker 5: Splitting on a date like way back in the day,
- 41:52Speaker 5: and I should have known that.
- 41:53Speaker 6: Was the first sign that this guy was a loser. Yeah, yep.
- 42:00Speaker 2: Is this the guy that cheated?
- 42:02Speaker 6: Uh huh?
- 42:02Speaker 7: Oh?
- 42:04Speaker 2: Really the other day the first state half season.
- 42:08Speaker 5: I feel like I vaguely remember passing my credit card
- 42:11Speaker 5: through a drive through too at one point.
- 42:12Speaker 6: Actually stop, yeah, because it didn't work.
- 42:16Speaker 2: Take them all back to Loserville.
- 42:19Speaker 4: Wow?
- 42:20Speaker 6: Okay, he is guilty of being as He's Harvey's Tessa's
- 42:25Speaker 6: Tough Stories on the Tents with Billy the Kid in
- 42:27Speaker 6: the morning.
- 42:28Speaker 7: Only on the New Mix one two point nine.
- 42:31Speaker 4: Ready to kick off this weekend, It's Friday, Candice Slow Paz,
- 42:33Speaker 4: what's going on?
- 42:34Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, sunny and warm today, we'll get back into
- 42:36Speaker 5: the low eighties for a high. The weekend looks pretty
- 42:38Speaker 5: much the same where in the eighties.
- 42:40Speaker 6: Both days.
- 42:40Speaker 5: Enjoyed that though, because we do have chances for thunderstorms
- 42:43Speaker 5: much of next week. Guy's Creekview Middle School in Fort
- 42:47Speaker 5: Worth is closed today after a neurovirus outbreak, affecting both
- 42:51Speaker 5: students and staff. Neurovirus is highly contagious. It causes gastro issues.
- 42:57Speaker 5: It's often mistakenly referred to as the stomach. In addition
- 43:01Speaker 5: to stomach issues, it can also cause fever, headache, and
- 43:04Speaker 5: body aches. They say most people recover within one to
- 43:07Speaker 5: three days, but it can be you know, you'll be
- 43:09Speaker 5: contagious for several days after your symptoms go away.
- 43:12Speaker 2: So they shut down the whole school.
- 43:13Speaker 5: The whole school, Yeah, middle school, Creekview Middle School. I
- 43:16Speaker 5: think it's in Saginaw.
- 43:17Speaker 6: Oh god, yeah, So what an awful time that sounds horrific.
- 43:21Speaker 4: Yeah, wash your hands. Yeah, you gotta be careful. Those
- 43:24Speaker 4: crazy viruses go around those kids. I mean when writer
- 43:27Speaker 4: my son was young, he'd bring home the craziest illnesses
- 43:30Speaker 4: from school.
- 43:31Speaker 2: Yeah, and I would get stuff that I'd never had before.
- 43:33Speaker 2: I was like, I remember I got one virus. I
- 43:36Speaker 2: was so sick. I'm like, I've never felt this bad
- 43:37Speaker 2: in my life.
- 43:38Speaker 7: Oh man.
- 43:39Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's because one of these little crumb snatchers
- 43:41Speaker 4: out here.
- 43:42Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely wash your hands, guys. Lots going on with
- 43:45Speaker 6: Burger King right now.
- 43:46Speaker 5: We were talking about how their president gave out a
- 43:49Speaker 5: complaint line to call last week. Well, now they're giving
- 43:52Speaker 5: the Whopper it's first glow.
- 43:54Speaker 6: Up in almost a decade.
- 43:56Speaker 5: So Burger King says they're giving it a more premium
- 43:58Speaker 5: sesame seed bun for I actually cut veggie stacked taller
- 44:02Speaker 5: and better tasting mayo, so their classic quarter pound beef patty.
- 44:06Speaker 6: Will stay the same.
- 44:07Speaker 5: They're also getting rid of the paper wrapper and say
- 44:10Speaker 5: they'll be putting the Whopper in a box from now on.
- 44:13Speaker 5: Not only this, but they're trying out something new. So
- 44:16Speaker 5: this is an AI powered chat bot called Patty. It's
- 44:20Speaker 5: basically going to be inside employee headsets, so it'll be
- 44:24Speaker 5: able to snitch on them pretty much if they're not
- 44:26Speaker 5: using the right phrases through the drive through and things
- 44:29Speaker 5: like welcome to Burger, king phrases like please and thank you. Yeah,
- 44:35Speaker 5: so Patty will grade them on the friendliness levels of
- 44:38Speaker 5: each store if the manager.
- 44:39Speaker 6: Asks for it.
- 44:40Speaker 4: I'm so weird about customer service. And I know they're
- 44:42Speaker 4: not getting paid a ton of money, but just a
- 44:44Speaker 4: little simple hello or good energy, yeah, goes a long
- 44:48Speaker 4: wait in any business, in any business, Like, I'm not
- 44:50Speaker 4: gonna say where I stop getting coffee every morning, uh huh,
- 44:53Speaker 4: But I stop going to one place and started going
- 44:56Speaker 4: to Quick Trip because every day I walked in and
- 45:00Speaker 4: I've been going there for years. Yeah, and this new
- 45:02Speaker 4: crew doesn't acknowledge anybody. Oh they never and now they
- 45:05Speaker 4: have self checkout. Oh well, you just literally don't talk
- 45:09Speaker 4: to anybody. And I don't need to be like no
- 45:11Speaker 4: cater to, but it'd be nice to say. One time
- 45:13Speaker 4: I walked in and say, hey, good morning, how are you. Yeah,
- 45:15Speaker 4: looked at me and just kept walking. I'm like, oh,
- 45:18Speaker 4: it just never acknowledges you.
- 45:20Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, otherwise It's like I would just want
- 45:22Speaker 5: to self check out, you know, And I do people
- 45:24Speaker 5: to keep their jobs me too, And yeah.
- 45:26Speaker 6: I get it.
- 45:27Speaker 4: If there's a grocery store, if I'm on the line,
- 45:29Speaker 4: I'll go to the person there because I'm like, I
- 45:30Speaker 4: feel like I like human interaction every once in a while.
- 45:34Speaker 2: Everyone once in a while. If it means keeping somebody's job,
- 45:38Speaker 2: you know, support them so they'll have a job.
- 45:40Speaker 6: Absolutely, yeah, absolutely, guys, real quick.
- 45:42Speaker 5: Jennifer Garner says she has a hack for dealing with
- 45:44Speaker 5: forehead wrinkles.
- 45:45Speaker 6: Instead of bowtoks. She says, it's affordable. Are you ready
- 45:48Speaker 6: for this? Do you guys want it?
- 45:50Speaker 1: What is it?
- 45:51Speaker 6: Bangs?
- 45:53Speaker 2: That's right, bang.
- 45:54Speaker 6: So she says she's.
- 45:55Speaker 5: Tried botox and then it basically takes very little to
- 45:58Speaker 5: completely freeze her for head.
- 46:00Speaker 6: She's like, I have a walking billboard up here. I
- 46:02Speaker 6: might as well get a tattoo of something across it.
- 46:04Speaker 6: But that is her sack. I've never noticed that.
- 46:07Speaker 2: But yeah, for she still she's still I like her.
- 46:11Speaker 2: She's cute. You sit on here, she had a five head.
- 46:17Speaker 2: It's not I mean, she's heading in the right direction.
- 46:21Speaker 2: She's beautiful. Maybe who and I can grow bangs. I
- 46:25Speaker 2: would bangs bangs back in the day, I had my
- 46:28Speaker 2: little Caesar cut Caesar cuts, not bangs.
- 46:32Speaker 6: They could have come down and for they chose to
- 46:35Speaker 6: go up.
- 46:37Speaker 3: And curly.
- 46:38Speaker 2: I don't know what Poo's hair has decided to do.
- 46:40Speaker 2: He decided to leave.
- 46:44Speaker 6: He can't have bangs.
- 46:45Speaker 4: No, he tells us that Pooh says, if you didn't
- 46:47Speaker 4: shave his head, he'd have a full head of hair.
- 46:49Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it see I mean, do you think that's true.
- 46:56Speaker 6: I don't think that's true. But I don't know for
- 46:58Speaker 6: a fact.
- 47:00Speaker 2: It take a minute, but it grows back. It takes
- 47:03Speaker 2: a minute. Yeah, do it.
- 47:05Speaker 8: I fried my hair, you know the story of when
- 47:07Speaker 8: I'm police blonded and I hit it with a relaxed
- 47:09Speaker 8: It burned.
- 47:10Speaker 2: My hair, like my hair and it never came back.
- 47:13Speaker 2: It did but in spurts. Yeah, I had other words, spurts.
- 47:18Speaker 2: That wasn't the hateless moist spurts.
- 47:26Speaker 6: Story.
- 47:27Speaker 4: Oh that's a hot tage.
- 47:28Speaker 2: Let us know what you think.
- 47:29Speaker 7: Here's today's hot take.
- 47:31Speaker 4: We're gonna make this a hot take. It makes one
- 47:33Speaker 4: or two point nine being a kid. Candice Lopez is here,
- 47:36Speaker 4: producer who is here your chance of this Disneyland vacation
- 47:39Speaker 4: coming up next?
- 47:39Speaker 2: That'd be nice, that'd be a nice little vacation. Yeah,
- 47:42Speaker 2: away from a couple of haters.
- 47:44Speaker 4: Studio Right now, we're talking about some off the air,
- 47:47Speaker 4: just basic, something basic that I think honestly, every everyone
- 47:51Speaker 4: in Texas a Texan shouldn't understand that we have chips
- 47:54Speaker 4: and salce so pretty much at every meal.
- 47:56Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 47:57Speaker 2: I mean, if it's up to me, we would, Oh, yeah,
- 47:58Speaker 2: for sure. It's like, you know, that's just what you get.
- 48:01Speaker 4: You just get chips and SAUCEA even if you're at
- 48:03Speaker 4: Chili's per se, you might get chips and salsa.
- 48:07Speaker 2: You might get the skillet caseo, yes you might.
- 48:09Speaker 4: And then you might get judged for something you do
- 48:12Speaker 4: good friends that I thought was no big deal and
- 48:16Speaker 4: I can't believe it's a big deal now it is,
- 48:19Speaker 4: so Pooh says, I do something that's disgusting, And you
- 48:22Speaker 4: know what, as much as I I go in on
- 48:24Speaker 4: Pooh sometimes yeah, I'll let him.
- 48:26Speaker 2: Go go in on me on the air. He's fine,
- 48:29Speaker 2: what am I being judged for? Pooh?
- 48:31Speaker 4: I'll let everyone else be the judge and judge me.
- 48:34Speaker 4: Judgerson's Okay, if I'm doing something gross or.
- 48:37Speaker 8: Not double dipping, you know better, you know better, you
- 48:41Speaker 8: do it, You do it, and you think it's cool
- 48:44Speaker 8: because we're all.
- 48:45Speaker 2: No, you can't do that. Okay.
- 48:47Speaker 4: If I don't let my dates double dip, come on,
- 48:50Speaker 4: hold on, do I double dip around good friends?
- 48:53Speaker 6: Yes, I'm gonna die be You still can't double dip.
- 48:58Speaker 2: You guys are such low. First of all, look.
- 49:01Speaker 6: COVID last year somehow. Oh yeah, I don't trust double dipping.
- 49:09Speaker 2: Give you COVID for double dip.
- 49:10Speaker 6: I'm not saying you gave me, but I'm saying, since
- 49:13Speaker 6: I had it, it's not worth the risk.
- 49:15Speaker 2: I started the virus. I'm just now. I'm in China.
- 49:21Speaker 6: I was out for nine days, and I just don't
- 49:23Speaker 6: double dip. I don't want people double dip around me,
- 49:25Speaker 6: just in case.
- 49:26Speaker 4: Okay, do you think it's that big of a deal.
- 49:29Speaker 4: First of all, then I took one little chippy.
- 49:32Speaker 2: Oh it wasn't. It wasn't little. No, I went back
- 49:36Speaker 2: in for one dip. How was that gross? That's all
- 49:41Speaker 2: it takes. That's all it takes. Yes, I love you,
- 49:44Speaker 2: but I'm just telling you don't double dip. Skillett. Caso
- 49:48Speaker 2: came out just nice.
- 49:49Speaker 8: You noticed something, though, right as soon as he double dip,
- 49:52Speaker 8: I stopped eating, just like, No, I'm not.
- 49:55Speaker 2: Gonna do it. No more. No you did, Yes, I
- 50:00Speaker 2: went straight. I went straight to the cheese sticks you
- 50:03Speaker 2: saw me, I'll let you just have it. The words
- 50:06Speaker 2: I stopped eating don't come out of your mouth. I
- 50:10Speaker 2: stopped eating the chips. Yeah, I stopped. I went straight
- 50:13Speaker 2: to the Let me ask you, this is gross for
- 50:16Speaker 2: chip ettiquette. I guess double dipping.
- 50:18Speaker 4: I know now.
- 50:18Speaker 2: I wouldn't do it around strangers, but I thought a
- 50:20Speaker 2: couple of friends.
- 50:21Speaker 6: I don't call you out because I wasn't eating caso.
- 50:24Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's why. So you didn't care. Yeah, so pooh,
- 50:28Speaker 2: you can't eat after me. No, I don't do that.
- 50:31Speaker 4: So if you were with a girl and you were
- 50:33Speaker 4: dating and she double dipped your mat, oh yes, that's stupid.
- 50:39Speaker 2: Double dip candid.
- 50:40Speaker 10: Well, yeah, we're married, so what we're pretty much married.
- 50:44Speaker 10: Listen when I had when I was, you and I
- 50:45Speaker 10: are pretty much married. When I was with my eggs,
- 50:49Speaker 10: I didn't drink after her. I didn't do none of
- 50:51Speaker 10: that when I was with my baby mama.
- 50:53Speaker 2: I didn't.
- 50:54Speaker 4: I didn't.
- 50:54Speaker 2: I didn't drink after her. I didn't do that. I
- 50:56Speaker 2: will not double dip ever. Okay, I just don't do that.
- 50:59Speaker 4: I've always been like that since I was a little kid.
- 51:01Speaker 4: Let me ask you this another thing. Chip out to
- 51:03Speaker 4: get that I think I get judged for. Okay, when
- 51:05Speaker 4: you want a little guacamole, right, Can I take a
- 51:09Speaker 4: chip to get the guacamole and put it instead of
- 51:12Speaker 4: using a spoon?
- 51:12Speaker 2: Can I take a chip?
- 51:13Speaker 6: Can if you're gonna if there's not a spoon available? Yeah?
- 51:18Speaker 2: Do you two act like you you're from the royal family.
- 51:22Speaker 2: But I'm saying you'll do it. You'll put it in
- 51:24Speaker 2: the guac.
- 51:24Speaker 8: And then if a piece of that chip breaks off
- 51:27Speaker 8: into the guaca and then I come behind you, then
- 51:29Speaker 8: that chip is stuck in between my teeth.
- 51:32Speaker 2: That's happened to me before. I don't like that.
- 51:33Speaker 8: Oh my godess there's not a So just make sure
- 51:36Speaker 8: you scoop you know what's a strength behind it.
- 51:40Speaker 2: Okay, they'll be delics sometimes too.
- 51:42Speaker 5: If like the chips are too big, I'll scoop it
- 51:45Speaker 5: and then I'll break the chip. And so one time
- 51:47Speaker 5: we got to the end of the mill, and I
- 51:48Speaker 5: was like, oh man, there's a whole pile of like
- 51:50Speaker 5: broken chips. The extra chip pieces on my neck are
- 51:53Speaker 5: on my plate.
- 51:54Speaker 4: So why don't you just take the chip and break
- 51:55Speaker 4: it off and then just do little pieces at a
- 51:57Speaker 4: time and.
- 51:58Speaker 6: Dick, I guess I could do that, but it's more
- 51:59Speaker 6: fun to dip a bigger chip.
- 52:01Speaker 2: You get more, okay, and then you throw the other
- 52:04Speaker 2: part away there.
- 52:05Speaker 5: I just leave them there and then I expect to
- 52:07Speaker 5: like reuse them later for something else.
- 52:09Speaker 2: I don't know. Chip in your mouth because.
- 52:11Speaker 6: They're big those ships. Sometimes chips are extra extra large.
- 52:16Speaker 4: It's okay, because I'm gonna remember this in Pooh. I'm
- 52:18Speaker 4: gonna start calling you on it. Every nasty thing you do,
- 52:21Speaker 4: every nasty.
- 52:21Speaker 2: Little do anything nasty when it comes to eat. No,
- 52:28Speaker 2: you chew with your mouth open. No, I don't you
- 52:31Speaker 2: chew when you're talking.
- 52:33Speaker 3: No, I do not.
- 52:34Speaker 4: You always are eating. Oh, I have food all the time.
- 52:37Speaker 4: You bring food into meatings, which is disgusting.
- 52:40Speaker 6: Okay, I mean, sometimes we all eat. But Foo's typically
- 52:44Speaker 6: got something going on, for sure.
- 52:49Speaker 2: That's the nicest way to put it over.
- 52:52Speaker 7: He usually has something going on, is dirty little secrets.
- 52:59Speaker 2: Oh, it's time to confess.
- 53:00Speaker 4: Confess anything, big secret, little secret, anytime you want. It's
- 53:04Speaker 4: makes one or two point nine ability kid Candice low
- 53:07Speaker 4: Pens and producer Pooh and your confessions, and you got one.
- 53:10Speaker 1: Well, I'll work at a restaurant and I'm not gonna
- 53:13Speaker 1: say I'm not gonna say where, but when a when
- 53:18Speaker 1: a customer is rude, you know, I will accidentally drop
- 53:23Speaker 1: their food all the floor.
- 53:25Speaker 3: What.
- 53:25Speaker 4: Oh, I always wonder if this happens for real. And
- 53:29Speaker 4: I'm always weirded out by fast food in general. And
- 53:32Speaker 4: now you're telling me my worst fear is coming true.
- 53:34Speaker 1: Oh, it happens. It happens with me at least, I
- 53:38Speaker 1: don't know. Twice a week. People are ruder than you
- 53:40Speaker 1: might think, Karma.
- 53:43Speaker 2: Now, let me ask you this.
- 53:44Speaker 4: And I'm not saying your name. I'm not saying your
- 53:46Speaker 4: name or where you work. But let me ask you this.
- 53:48Speaker 4: What is considered rude to you?
- 53:49Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 53:50Speaker 4: Because what's the guide and what's the level where you're like, oh,
- 53:53Speaker 4: food is getting dropped?
- 53:54Speaker 1: Well, you know, like when there's just a level of
- 53:57Speaker 1: like disrespect. Okay, people always think that just because you
- 54:00Speaker 1: work at a restaurant or a you know that you're
- 54:03Speaker 1: like not a smart person, or that you're not working
- 54:06Speaker 1: hard or whatever, and people just like, you know, just
- 54:08Speaker 1: basic disrespect.
- 54:10Speaker 4: But do you ever feel bad though, Like when the
- 54:11Speaker 4: person gets to the window, You're like, maybe they're just
- 54:13Speaker 4: having a bad day, you know, here's your food.
- 54:15Speaker 1: But no, no, not at all, not at all, because
- 54:18Speaker 1: I'm generally like, I'm like, I'm a polite person, I'm professional.
- 54:22Speaker 1: You know, I never disrespect people. But uh, you know,
- 54:25Speaker 1: once you cross the line, I just I don't.
- 54:28Speaker 3: I don't.
- 54:29Speaker 1: I don't worry about it. That's what you get.
- 54:31Speaker 4: I'm just hoping that you don't work at one of
- 54:33Speaker 4: my favorite places that that's mine. I know you don't
- 54:35Speaker 4: want to say, but I'm really concerned that it's one
- 54:39Speaker 4: of my favorite fast food places ever, Water Burger.
- 54:42Speaker 1: It's not it's not what I don't want to say it,
- 54:44Speaker 1: but it's not what a burger Okay.
- 54:46Speaker 6: Typically happening at the counter and the drive through well.
- 54:50Speaker 1: Both, it depends. Like I mean, one time, sometimes this
- 54:53Speaker 1: lady called me a I won't even say that, she
- 54:56Speaker 1: called me a name. She was a real nasty woman.
- 54:58Speaker 1: And I've got a up out of the trash can
- 55:01Speaker 1: for her.
- 55:02Speaker 2: You got a cup out of the trash can and
- 55:04Speaker 2: use it for her drink or whatever.
- 55:07Speaker 1: No, you come at me like that, that's what you get.
- 55:09Speaker 7: Oh.
- 55:10Speaker 1: I just think people should think about it, you know,
- 55:13Speaker 1: before they before they start being rude to people that
- 55:15Speaker 1: are handling your food.
- 55:16Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that's what I was going to say, is
- 55:19Speaker 4: I will go now at all costs. I will just
- 55:22Speaker 4: I will not be rude no matter what. There's no
- 55:23Speaker 4: way but my order is.
- 55:25Speaker 2: I'm not the only one.
- 55:26Speaker 6: I'm not the only one that.
- 55:27Speaker 1: Does, not even just at my job, but I know
- 55:29Speaker 1: other people at different restaurants are there too. But I'm
- 55:31Speaker 1: not even just the only one where I work.
- 55:34Speaker 5: I'm not rude at all by any means. But why
- 55:37Speaker 5: is my order wrong? Like ninety percent of the time
- 55:40Speaker 5: I feel bad, like candies.
- 55:41Speaker 2: You better be careful, he's gonna find you.
- 55:43Speaker 6: Is it rude to like check the order at the
- 55:45Speaker 6: drive through windows because I always give credit. I'm like,
- 55:48Speaker 6: it's fine, it's right, and then it's not, and then.
- 55:50Speaker 5: I have to loop back around or park and go in,
- 55:52Speaker 5: and like that's why I was in the driveway in
- 55:53Speaker 5: the first place.
- 55:54Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Well, no, I think that there's like, look,
- 55:57Speaker 1: it's mistakes happened, but like it's I think it's all
- 55:59Speaker 1: about like your approach, Like if you come in like
- 56:02Speaker 1: huff the puffing, and like you know, people come in
- 56:04Speaker 1: and throw their bag down and like want to get
- 56:06Speaker 1: in your face, Like yeah, that's when you end up
- 56:09Speaker 1: getting it replaced with something special.
- 56:12Speaker 4: Okay, it doesn't bother you when somebody at the window
- 56:15Speaker 4: checks over their.
- 56:16Speaker 1: Order on they don't take two long Okay.
- 56:19Speaker 4: I'm trying to figure out all the rules, so I know,
- 56:21Speaker 4: I don't want to get my burger dropped, and I
- 56:22Speaker 4: don't want the five second rule going down on me.
- 56:26Speaker 1: The basic decency, basic decency to treat people with respect.
- 56:30Speaker 4: And what scares me about this is you said it's
- 56:32Speaker 4: not just you, so this is other people you work
- 56:34Speaker 4: with too.
- 56:36Speaker 1: It's really common.
- 56:38Speaker 4: Hang on, sir, I've never worked in fast food. I
- 56:41Speaker 4: can never imagine doing that. But I know who has.
- 56:44Speaker 4: Let me ask you this, poo, have you ever when
- 56:46Speaker 4: you used to work at unsaid fast food restaurant? Did
- 56:50Speaker 4: you ever on purpose drop somebody's food because they were rude?
- 56:53Speaker 2: All the time?
- 56:54Speaker 7: Wow?
- 56:56Speaker 2: Are you serious? All the time? High School. Who was ruthless?
- 57:02Speaker 2: I didn't know through the drive through cussing me out.
- 57:06Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 57:08Speaker 2: How many times do you think you did that?
- 57:10Speaker 3: Oh?
- 57:11Speaker 4: A lot?
- 57:12Speaker 2: Fifty or more? Probably a little bit more. That's what crazy. Yeah, Well,
- 57:20Speaker 2: have a good lunch every one.
- 57:22Speaker 6: It's tough stories on the tents with Billy's the Kid
- 57:25Speaker 6: in the morning only on the new mixed one or
- 57:28Speaker 6: two point.
- 57:28Speaker 4: Nine by the way, Disneyland Vacation. Your shot to win
- 57:31Speaker 4: is coming up are ninety We'll do it nine forty.
- 57:33Speaker 4: We do it on the forties every hour all day.
- 57:35Speaker 4: Canas what's up?
- 57:36Speaker 5: Well, seniors at Eaton High School and has just found
- 57:38Speaker 5: out their problem won't be happening at Globe Life Field
- 57:41Speaker 5: when they planned.
- 57:42Speaker 7: So.
- 57:42Speaker 5: The principal sent a letter to students yesterday letting them
- 57:45Speaker 5: know that that contract they had with Globe Life Field
- 57:48Speaker 5: that was signed last year is being disregarded and canceled
- 57:52Speaker 5: because of the Eagles concert that was just announced. The
- 57:56Speaker 5: letter also says the school found out about this when
- 57:59Speaker 5: they saw a promotion email for the concert showing the
- 58:02Speaker 5: same date as their prom May sixteenth. It says they're
- 58:05Speaker 5: also working with Globelife to find a solution, but also
- 58:09Speaker 5: looking for other venues. But their prom right now is
- 58:12Speaker 5: listed on the campus calendar as happening at the Hurst
- 58:15Speaker 5: Convention Center for now, but a spokesperson says they are
- 58:18Speaker 5: trying to find a new date for them at Globe
- 58:20Speaker 5: Life Field, and I so hope that happens, because.
- 58:23Speaker 2: What a bummer we were talking about prom y. I
- 58:25Speaker 2: feel bad for them because that is a good thing.
- 58:27Speaker 6: Their mascot is the Eagles too, of all things.
- 58:29Speaker 2: Oh, just do it at the same time then, right.
- 58:32Speaker 6: Prom at the Eagles concert?
- 58:33Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 58:33Speaker 10: Why not?
- 58:34Speaker 7: Right?
- 58:34Speaker 4: You were talking about prom earlier in poo City. Wards
- 58:36Speaker 4: shorts to his prom, like tuxedo shorts. I've never heard of.
- 58:40Speaker 4: He found a video? Whoever sent this video?
- 58:43Speaker 2: A boy?
- 58:44Speaker 1: I can't believe.
- 58:45Speaker 6: It's crazy you've got a video of that.
- 58:47Speaker 4: I can't believe you had. They actually had video cameras
- 58:49Speaker 4: when you went to school, right one. Two, I don't
- 58:52Speaker 4: have any videos of when I was younger.
- 58:54Speaker 6: Yeah, I do somewhere.
- 58:56Speaker 2: But who looks exactly like Diddy?
- 58:58Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 58:59Speaker 2: I mean it's so he looks exactly.
- 59:01Speaker 6: Like he does.
- 59:03Speaker 9: I actually like the shorts look though, Yeah, I mean
- 59:13Speaker 9: he pulled off the shorts in an odd way.
- 59:14Speaker 4: He did.
- 59:15Speaker 6: I liked it, guy.
- 59:16Speaker 5: Six Flags Over Texas opens back up for its sixty
- 59:18Speaker 5: fifth anniversary season tomorrow.
- 59:21Speaker 6: Looks like it'll be a great year for the park.
- 59:22Speaker 5: They're kicking off a year long celebration with new attractions
- 59:26Speaker 5: and special events.
- 59:27Speaker 6: Officials for the theme.
- 59:28Speaker 5: Park say this will be the most expansive season in
- 59:31Speaker 5: its history. Of course, they're going to debut the world's
- 59:34Speaker 5: tallest and fastest geg a dive coaster.
- 59:37Speaker 7: Later this year.
- 59:38Speaker 5: The tormenta rampaging run. Every time I drive past that
- 59:42Speaker 5: on three sixty, I just look at that thing, shaking
- 59:44Speaker 5: my head.
- 59:44Speaker 2: Craziest drop I've ever seen on a roller coaster.
- 59:47Speaker 5: Wa Ye, I would ride that no Opening weekend, guys,
- 59:50Speaker 5: they'll also give anyone with season passes access to one
- 59:53Speaker 5: hour of extended ride time in the Gotham City section.
- 59:56Speaker 5: And then they're going to also open a museum later
- 59:58Speaker 5: this year with memorabilia and exhibits showing the history of
- 1:00:02Speaker 5: the park. Shia Lebuff appeared in court yesterday after his
- 1:00:06Speaker 5: wild Marti Gras in New Orleans. We were talking about this.
- 1:00:09Speaker 5: I guess last week he was out there, got in
- 1:00:11Speaker 5: multiple fights. There's videos of.
- 1:00:14Speaker 6: Him just on the street with people, you know, fighting
- 1:00:17Speaker 6: pounding him.
- 1:00:18Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm beating him up because he had butted a guy,
- 1:00:20Speaker 4: so they're like, what are you doing. The guy was
- 1:00:21Speaker 4: out of control and it looks like he was just drunk.
- 1:00:23Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:00:24Speaker 5: He was ordered to rehab drug and alcohol testing and
- 1:00:27Speaker 5: also to post a one hundred thousand dollars bond. The
- 1:00:30Speaker 5: judge said her biggest concern was him being a danger
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: to the victims in the community, but that judge denied
- 1:00:36Speaker 5: his request to travel outside of the city. But his
- 1:00:39Speaker 5: attorney is arguing there's no you know, legal substances found
- 1:00:42Speaker 5: in his testing and that it's not against Salaa get
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: drunk during marti gras.
- 1:00:46Speaker 4: Which is true, but it is illegal to head butt
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: people right for no reason.
- 1:00:50Speaker 6: Yeah, assault people in the street like that.
- 1:00:52Speaker 4: Yeah, just multiple people just running around. It's a celebrity
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: drunk head button people.
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:00:56Speaker 5: It was the guy with the crutch though, that really
- 1:00:58Speaker 5: got me. That stuck the crutch in the middle of
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: the fight. And then Shia is on the concrete and grabs.
- 1:01:03Speaker 6: For the crutch in the middle of all this.
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: The guy's out of control.
- 1:01:06Speaker 6: Yeah, it was pretty wild. His next hearing is going
- 1:01:09Speaker 6: to be March nineteenth. So that's the latest on the
- 1:01:12Speaker 6: Marty Girl drama we talked about last week. Guys, I'm
- 1:01:14Speaker 6: Candas Lopez. Those are your Texas top stories.
- 1:01:18Speaker 7: Get it off your chest. Promise you'll feel better. Welcome
- 1:01:21Speaker 7: to the Dirty Little Secret.
- 1:01:22Speaker 4: Yes, it's time to confess Dirty Little Secret on Mix
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: one on two point nine Bailly the Kid, Candice Lopez, producer, Pooh,
- 1:01:28Speaker 4: what is your confession? You can call us anytime you want.
- 1:01:31Speaker 4: Don't go into the weekend with something heavy. Yeah, you know,
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: just cleanse your soul spring almost so spring cleaning, you know,
- 1:01:38Speaker 4: come for like your spirit eight three three seven eight
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: seven one oh two nine. Whatever your secret is, and
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: you have one, I do, And I just know.
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: I mean just hearing the words in my head has
- 1:01:48Speaker 3: already makeing me sound petty. But I just need to confess.
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: I do need to confess that my husband told me
- 1:01:57Speaker 3: that we should give his mother an emergence the key
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: to our house. Oh apparently it's something. Yeah, she's you know,
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: she's the holder of the keys. You know, she has
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: keys to everyone's house and just in case, and you
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: know that's the family tradition. And he's just like, it's
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: no big deal. I need to be honest. He's a
- 1:02:15Speaker 3: total mama's boy and his mother is so nosy.
- 1:02:19Speaker 4: Do we really need this in twenty twenty six? Do
- 1:02:21Speaker 4: we really need to get people emergency keys?
- 1:02:23Speaker 6: I mean, unless you have a code they could use
- 1:02:25Speaker 6: to get in.
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: What's the emergency that you need to come into my house?
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: I don't know, I just I'm just asking.
- 1:02:30Speaker 4: I don't know you've forgot something. Yeah, But like I
- 1:02:32Speaker 4: don't get people the keys to my house or the
- 1:02:34Speaker 4: code in my house.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 1:02:36Speaker 6: My parents have the code to our house.
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: Okay, I mean yeah, someone's coming to consistently over.
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: But anyway, so she's nosy, you hate her, guts, go ahead,
- 1:02:45Speaker 4: I don't hate her.
- 1:02:47Speaker 3: I just don't want her popping up on us, you know.
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: And I mean she does show up on Announce and
- 1:02:54Speaker 3: you know, she'll reorganize the pantry and she'll ask why
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: we bought certain things. You know, she just doesn't know
- 1:03:00Speaker 3: how to mind the business that pays her, you know.
- 1:03:03Speaker 3: So when she asked about the key, I said, sure,
- 1:03:06Speaker 3: of course, you know, well, we'll give you a key.
- 1:03:09Speaker 3: But I didn't. I didn't. I didn't give her the
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: real one did didn't give her the real key to
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: her house. I found a random key in our junk drawer.
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: I have no idea what I go to. I handed it.
- 1:03:22Speaker 6: Are you serious?
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: I'm so serious. I handed it to her like it
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: was the Crown jewels, and she was so proud. She
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: was so proud putting it on her key chain. You know,
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: I could like the subtext was I won. You know,
- 1:03:36Speaker 3: here's my thinking. Unless there's an actual emergency, you know,
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: she'll she'll never know.
- 1:03:40Speaker 6: She will never know exactly right.
- 1:03:43Speaker 4: Otherwise there's no reason. I don't think there's any other
- 1:03:45Speaker 4: reason for her to use it.
- 1:03:46Speaker 6: And if she tried, she can't tell you I tried
- 1:03:49Speaker 6: and it didn't work, because then we would know that
- 1:03:52Speaker 6: she tried to come over.
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: Yeah, I thinking like it's a trap. I think it's
- 1:03:59Speaker 3: a good I think I did a good thing. But
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: I know that if my husband knew what she doesn't,
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: he might feel he might feel differently about him. And
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: I love him. I love my husband, I really do,
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: but I am just so over his mom being involved
- 1:04:14Speaker 3: in every single detail of our lives. What we cook,
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: where we go, why we didn't answer text message in
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: you know, within twelve minutes or whatever. So, yeah, my
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: confession is I gave my mother in law a fake
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: emergency key.
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: That's good. I mean, that's a good confession. I don't
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: think it's a problem.
- 1:04:31Speaker 4: And if she does notice by whatever chance to be like, oh,
- 1:04:33Speaker 4: I must have given you the wrong one, that's my fault, right,
- 1:04:36Speaker 4: it could happen.
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: For sure, I like, I like your thinking. That's just
- 1:04:39Speaker 3: what I'm That's what I thought.
- 1:04:41Speaker 4: But nosy people freak me out.
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: They do.
- 1:04:44Speaker 4: Like nosy people. There's certain people who just you know,
- 1:04:46Speaker 4: when they're going to your bathroom, they're going in your
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: medicine cab, you know.
- 1:04:51Speaker 5: Yeah, if she has a history of being nosy and
- 1:04:54Speaker 5: moving stuff around in your house, that would make me uncomfortable.
- 1:04:57Speaker 4: Sure, it comes into a house and reorganizes the pantry
- 1:05:00Speaker 4: like that is bizarre. Yeah, that's weird to live way
- 1:05:04Speaker 4: over the combined by the fact that he's a mama's boy,
- 1:05:07Speaker 4: then it's rubbing you extra like weird.
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, right, because I'm always gonna look like
- 1:05:12Speaker 3: the bad guy, you know, And so I just I
- 1:05:15Speaker 3: just thought, you know, you know, I gave her the
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: wrong key.
- 1:05:19Speaker 4: Uh.
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: If she never mentions it, we're good. If she does well,
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: then we'll be having a different conversation.
- 1:05:23Speaker 4: That's all right, absolutely well good, you're smart. I like
- 1:05:26Speaker 4: your little pettiness. I like your pettiness. Give her a
- 1:05:30Speaker 4: round of applause. We're about to get out of here.
- 1:05:33Speaker 4: Enjoy this beautiful day. It's gonna be so nice all weekend.
- 1:05:36Speaker 4: Eighties and sunny. It's makes one on two point nine
- 1:05:38Speaker 4: biling A kid Candae Loan Pas producer poop. But don't
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: forget so many chances to win this Disneyland vacation on us.
- 1:05:43Speaker 4: So make sure you listen on the forties every hour.
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: All day long. So can Canda's got a big weekend.
- 1:05:49Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a big wedding to go to this week,
- 1:05:51Speaker 5: and it's my first time to see my son, Enzo,
- 1:05:54Speaker 5: who is seven, in a suit.
- 1:05:58Speaker 6: He tried on his little suit last night. I can't
- 1:06:01Speaker 6: handle it.
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: You have to tell you.
- 1:06:03Speaker 6: I well, for sure, Yeah, I cannot wait.
- 1:06:06Speaker 4: That is adorable. Okay, that's going to be fun. Then
- 1:06:08Speaker 4: is it an open bar?
- 1:06:10Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 1:06:10Speaker 5: I would assume that it is, but if not, it's
- 1:06:12Speaker 5: all good. We'll figure it out. Yeah, yeah, it's good.
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: I don't want to see love.
- 1:06:19Speaker 5: Pregame game. There's an open bar. Actually, there's a cocktail hour.
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: Oh perfect, yeah right, yeah, So.
- 1:06:27Speaker 5: They'll get married and then we'll do cocktail hours and
- 1:06:29Speaker 5: then we'll go to the reception.
- 1:06:32Speaker 4: That's the way to do it. Don't get me wrong.
- 1:06:33Speaker 4: I still don't want to go to your wedding. Don't
- 1:06:34Speaker 4: invite me. Yeah, I don't go to I hate weddings.
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: I love them, you do.
- 1:06:39Speaker 6: Yeah, there's music, dancing, cake, love, it's a whole thing.
- 1:06:42Speaker 6: There's flowers.
- 1:06:43Speaker 4: I like everything, but the love, the cake, the flowers.
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: Fine.
- 1:06:46Speaker 6: I don't like dressing up, but it's fine.
- 1:06:48Speaker 4: When you have to, like do those weddings where it's
- 1:06:50Speaker 4: like they're taking the pictures and there's no bar and
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: you're just kind of sitting around. Like I went to
- 1:06:54Speaker 4: a wedding one time where you had to leave and
- 1:06:56Speaker 4: come back. Oh no, what time I'm leaving.
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: I'm gone. Yeah, I'm out. I am gone.
- 1:07:02Speaker 4: I will enjoy your weekend. It's gonna be so nice out.
- 1:07:04Speaker 4: I mean so nice out that it's like almost weird. Right,
- 1:07:08Speaker 4: Like my dog thought it was summer yesterday.
- 1:07:10Speaker 6: It felt like it.
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: He got the pool, yes, as he should.
- 1:07:13Speaker 4: My dog got in the pool, and I was like, well,
- 1:07:16Speaker 4: I guess we're starting summer. But that water I stuck
- 1:07:18Speaker 4: a toe in.
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: So cold, so cold. So all right, we'll see you Monday.
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: Come on now,