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DONKEY: Woman 'Married' To A Ghost Reveals She & Her Boo Are Now Divorced · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Don't be out here at like a donkey bitch.
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  Speaker 2: It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a big boy.
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  Speaker 3: I could take it if he feel out deserve it
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  Speaker 3: ain't no big deal, I know, Charlottage.
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  Speaker 2: God going funny mouse gotta say something you may not
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  Speaker 2: agree with. It doesn't mean I'm meaning.
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  Speaker 3: Who's getting that donk that don't eat that don't don't
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  Speaker 3: don't un't dunt donkey other day right.
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  Speaker 2: Here the breakfast club.
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  Speaker 3: Bitch, you you could call me the Donkey of the day,
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  Speaker 3: But like I need no harm.
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  Speaker 2: Lauren started coughing as soon as I lift to Paulo.
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  Speaker 1: Santos, I told you, I think you're playing spells on it.
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  Speaker 2: Says a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just doing this because I want to keep any
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  Speaker 3: bad spirits out the room.
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  Speaker 2: Because Donkey of to.
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  Speaker 3: Day for Tuesday, July twenty fifth goes to a singer
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  Speaker 3: named Brocardi.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm pronouncing her name right now.
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  Speaker 3: This is a Donkey of the Day update, by the way, okay,
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  Speaker 3: because it's like a where are they now? See in
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  Speaker 3: the history of he Halls, we have had some very
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  Speaker 3: interesting characters, and Brocardi is one of them. She is
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  Speaker 3: forty years old now and a couple of years ago
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  Speaker 3: when I Face first gave her donkey of to day.
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  Speaker 3: I gave her a donkey of to day because she
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  Speaker 3: decided that she wanted to marry a ghost.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, she.
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  Speaker 3: Decided that she didn't want to do tell depth towards part.
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  Speaker 3: She wanted her as already did. Okay, she married the
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  Speaker 3: spirit of a Victorian soldier named Eduardo. One stormy night
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  Speaker 3: in twenty twenty one when the Polter Guys proposed to
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  Speaker 3: her after bursting into her bedroom and professing his love
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  Speaker 3: for her. Y'all think I'm making this up, but I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go to the morning to hear her. Hear Brocardy
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  Speaker 3: talk about it.
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  Speaker 4: So just just remind us how you met at Eduardo.
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  Speaker 2: It was an unconventional meeting.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say that.
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  Speaker 4: You kind of burst into my bedroom in the dead
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  Speaker 4: of night and kind of captivated me, sent sensations all
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  Speaker 4: over my body, and that was our first encounters Victorian.
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  Speaker 1: He's a Victorian soldier. Yes, right, so you got used
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  Speaker 1: to the relationship.
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  Speaker 3: You're now very much in love and if that last
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  Speaker 3: time when you came on to talk about it, you
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  Speaker 3: told that here.
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  Speaker 2: What what what what what what?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: He's here?
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  Speaker 3: What should I hope so too?
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  Speaker 2: It's your wedding day?
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  Speaker 1: Where's he?
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  Speaker 5: Can't you see him?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: Definitely, definitely not there. And you think that I would
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  Speaker 2: be able to see him.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't like you, he doesn't like me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry, so don't worry.
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  Speaker 3: It's a bit.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not marrying.
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  Speaker 5: No, I know what what what?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: Are we listening to today's update and talk you today? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: And the reason Ricardy is getting another heth is because
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  Speaker 3: this past weekend a story broke. I was reading it
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  Speaker 3: on metro dot com and the story is a singer
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  Speaker 3: who claimed to have married the ghost of a Victorian soldier.
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  Speaker 3: Says she's getting divorced. Bro We just heard how they met,
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  Speaker 3: but according to her, they supposedly became inseparable, and the
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  Speaker 3: ghost even sent her cryptic messages in the shower. If
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  Speaker 3: you are married to the crypt keeper, isn't every message
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  Speaker 3: of cryptic message? Now this is where it gets it
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  Speaker 3: gets really good, y'all. Riccardi said they having issues because
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  Speaker 3: she said, I want a summer wedding, but the ghost
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  Speaker 3: hates the heat, probably because he escaped Hell I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know that man, don't know where he went in
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  Speaker 2: the afterlife.
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  Speaker 3: But I can only assume that a ghost who hates
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  Speaker 3: heat only knows what said heat feels like in the
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  Speaker 3: afterlife because he at least passed through hades at least once.
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  Speaker 3: Not to mention, According to her, she wants it to
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  Speaker 3: be hot because she secretly would love to make him melt. Bricardi,
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  Speaker 3: are you dating Slimer from Ghostbusters or Frosty the Snowman?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what do you mean you want to make
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  Speaker 2: him melt?
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  Speaker 3: You really got to pick what plotline of Ghostbusters you
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  Speaker 3: want to run with. You're either gonna marry a ghost
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  Speaker 3: are you gonna melt to stay puff marshmallow man and
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  Speaker 3: make s'mores. I'm not making any of this up, Bricardy said,
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  Speaker 3: and I quote, I want a summer wedding, but he
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  Speaker 3: hates the heat, and I secretly love to make him melt.
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  Speaker 3: But he disappears often enough, as it is Bricardy, that's
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  Speaker 3: called ghosting, right, What do.
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  Speaker 2: You expect when you marry a ghost?
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  Speaker 3: Imagine rationalizing your in your mind that you've had a
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  Speaker 3: relationship problem from the start, and one of those problems
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  Speaker 3: is that your phantom boyfriend keeps ghosting you. Ricardi, you
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  Speaker 3: should have known this wasn't gonna last long. In the vowels,
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  Speaker 3: they say, tell death, do us part. Technically his only
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  Speaker 3: option was to leave, all right, if you already come
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  Speaker 3: in dead. Parting was just next on the list. I
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  Speaker 3: actually have some of her wedding vows. We have footage
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  Speaker 3: from the actual wedding. This is real, people, listen.
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  Speaker 4: Do you take Eduardo to be your partner in the
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  Speaker 4: adventure that lies ahead? Do you promise to walk side
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  Speaker 4: by side to the ends of the earth. Do you
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  Speaker 4: take Eduardo as your partner from now until the end
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  Speaker 4: of time?
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  Speaker 2: I did, Eduardo.
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  Speaker 4: Do you take regard to be your partner in the
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  Speaker 4: adventure that lies ahead? Do you promise to walk side
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  Speaker 4: by side to the ends of the earth. Do you
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  Speaker 4: take to be your partner from now until the end
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  Speaker 4: of time?
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  Speaker 3: I keep telling y'all. Segregation was a great concept that
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  Speaker 3: was poorly should have been based on intelligence and behavior
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  Speaker 3: and not race. Okay, I for one am shocked that
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  Speaker 3: they are getting a divorce because I'm sure they had
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  Speaker 3: no problems with communication. Because I don't know why, but
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  Speaker 3: I feel I feel like her husband was very transparent
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  Speaker 3: with her.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm almost willing to bet she could see right
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  Speaker 2: through him all right.
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  Speaker 3: Now. They tried to get on the same page, she said,
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  Speaker 3: for weeks, they got nowhere in regards the wedding dates.
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  Speaker 3: She even designed the Luigi board the wedding dates to
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  Speaker 3: see which they were both drawn to. Some of y'all
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  Speaker 3: had really watched one too many episodes of Wednesday Adams,
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  Speaker 3: But let's play along. Ricarde says that her ghost groom
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  Speaker 3: had turned into a complete groom zilla, and his list
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  Speaker 3: of demands grew daily. And she said that her ghost
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  Speaker 3: groom had become increasingly possessive.
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  Speaker 2: Does she mean possessed or possessive? All right?
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  Speaker 3: She even claims that Eduardo got too drunk during their honeymoon,
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  Speaker 3: a spirit drunk off spirits. Isn't that some form of
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  Speaker 3: supernatural cannibalism? Now? Would you like to know, Lauren and
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  Speaker 3: Envy what really caused them to separate? Apparently her ghost
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  Speaker 3: groom is fascinated with Marilyn Monroe, and the ghost of
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  Speaker 3: Marilyn Monroe keeps popping up at the chapel that they
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  Speaker 3: got married at.
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  Speaker 1: Oh the speaker piece.
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  Speaker 3: Briccarty said, that her haunted husband would ghost her for
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  Speaker 3: days at a time and come back smelling like Chanelle
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  Speaker 3: number five, Marilyn Monroe's favorite perfume.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm goong with it.
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  Speaker 3: I really hope that some of y'all don't die and
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  Speaker 3: smell like your favorite fragrance for all of eternity.
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  Speaker 2: Could you imagine smelling like cool water forever.
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  Speaker 3: More of the story is Bricardi and Eduardo are getting
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  Speaker 3: a divorce, and it sucks to hear him getting divorced
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  Speaker 3: because it's just another woman out here without a boom.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, hit my boo red. No, I don't like that shop.
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  Speaker 1: That's a homie movie.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need that kind of a boo. She's out
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  Speaker 3: here without her boo. That's what I needed. Please give
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  Speaker 3: Bricardi the sweet sounds of the Hamiltodes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the dog.
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  Speaker 5: Of the day, the doggie, oh the day, ye.
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  Speaker 1: Lauren, because it's like funeral hymn music.
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  Speaker 2: Lauren, even think about this.
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  Speaker 5: I got a question for you. How does a ghost
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  Speaker 5: cry when he's sad?
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  Speaker 2: Boo boo hoo, Yes, you got that one.
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  Speaker 1: You're such a dad, Like what why.
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  Speaker 2: I just heard that yesterday?
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  Speaker 5: Why was the ghost embarrass Lauren because I don't know
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  Speaker 5: he had a boo girl?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, what see you started setting Lauren?
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  Speaker 2: What do ghosts eat with meatballs? What do ghosts eat
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  Speaker 2: with meatballs?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know? And be tell me.
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  Speaker 2: I got one more?
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  Speaker 5: I got, I got This is what happens. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 5: what do you say when you catch a ghost?
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  Speaker 1: Got you?
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  Speaker 2: I got you?
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  Speaker 5: Boo, I got you, I got you?
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  Speaker 2: What's a ghost? Favorite tree? Booberries? Ice cream? Ice cream?
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  Speaker 2: Get it? Ice cream? Ice scream.
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  Speaker 3: Like that?
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  Speaker 5: A will shout to be et, We'll see them all
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  Speaker 5: peace be et.
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  Speaker 3: If anybody out there looking for any spirit lovers man,
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  Speaker 3: because you know that you got chubby chases out there,
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  Speaker 3: and then you got people who you know you got
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  Speaker 3: chubby chases. Those are people who like, you know, the
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  Speaker 3: chunky amongst us. And then you have people who like uh,
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  Speaker 3: women who like ghosts. So you can go on e.
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  Speaker 2: Turn on harmermony.
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  Speaker 1: Wait that's a thing.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's not, no damn thing.
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  Speaker 3: You can I don't believe eternal harmony and find you
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  Speaker 3: a soulmate. They got ghouls and goblins, maybe some zombies.
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  Speaker 1: It's my single looking for somebody.
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  Speaker 2: Anybody, don't believe them any alrighty really.
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  Speaker 5: Now when we come back, let's open up the phone lines.
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  Speaker 5: Eight hundred five A five one oh five one. Now,
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  Speaker 5: Lauren during the room, Yes we did. Lauren was saying
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  Speaker 5: in her room. Is that about the young lady named
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  Speaker 5: Veronica that threw the thirty six gg brah at Drake right?
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  Speaker 5: Thirty six g Yes, and now she got office from Playboys.
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  Speaker 5: So we're gonna open up the phone lines and ask
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  Speaker 5: you this. Eight hundred five A five one oh five
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  Speaker 5: to one. You guys out there working, you're on the road,
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  Speaker 5: you're doing your whatever, you gotta do this, you know,
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  Speaker 5: support your family. Play If Playboy offered you an opportunity.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, would you take it?
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  Speaker 3: Lauren ready to go, But keep in mind, she's an entrepreneur, right,
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  Speaker 3: who just became I don't want to say unemployed, but
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  Speaker 3: you did just quit TMG.
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  Speaker 2: But you're still an entrepreneur.
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  Speaker 1: So you got yeah, I got the income.
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  Speaker 2: She's in here drink at eight in the morning. She
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  Speaker 2: said she do it.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, I just want to put her circumstances
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  Speaker 3: out there before she would do it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, you made me seem like I got
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  Speaker 1: a whole bunch of issues. Oh no, the baggage was heavy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just not mad as it's forgetting her money. Like dude, we're.
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  Speaker 2: Asking eight hundred five A five one O five one.
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  Speaker 5: Would you do Playboy if you got the opportunity like
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  Speaker 5: this lady, That is the question.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you's get an opporunity. I think it's
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  Speaker 3: all cap.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna see Playboy sliding that DM now.
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  Speaker 5: So many people out there just remember you got kids.
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  Speaker 5: You got to drop the kids off in school, you
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  Speaker 5: gotta take them to play dates and all that. Would
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  Speaker 5: you do Playboy? And also, you know Playboy, they're not
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  Speaker 5: gonna cut the picture, so it's whatever whatever you see
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  Speaker 5: in the mirror is what Playboy's gonna put out there.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna when we come back.
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  Speaker 2: You said that they're not gonna do the photoshop to.
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  Speaker 5: Now they're not gonna be down no photoshop.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever they see in the mirror.
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  Speaker 1: I can't like retouch myself.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna talk when we come back.
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  Speaker 5: Eight hundred.
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