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OUTRO: Chowing Down [R18] · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, get a your massive backbones. That' sold Hoody Jay
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  Speaker 1: here you mate, listen. Just a bit of a disclaimer
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  Speaker 1: at the front of this podcast, not suitable for younger listeners.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Keysy was disgusting, Pugs was disgusting, Mogi was
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  Speaker 1: just disgusting. I tried to hold it all together, but
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  Speaker 1: my best attempts failed. So disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer for all
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  Speaker 1: doggets four to seven every weekday. That's right, man, that's
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  Speaker 1: totally true.
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  Speaker 2: How you guys going good?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm really good.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, he seemed a good mood.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a good mood.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. What is it because it's Friday?
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  Speaker 2: It's because it's Friday. Yeah, heez. He's got every reason
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  Speaker 2: to be in a good mood, don't you. Cause he's
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  Speaker 2: got every reason to being a good Well, I'm glad
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  Speaker 2: to hear it. It's been a great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, excellent. You know one of the reasons I'm having
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  Speaker 3: one of the reasons. Yeah, got a job.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, quietly good one. Yes, various other reasons too. I
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  Speaker 3: was already in a very good. Yeah, I had some
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  Speaker 3: leftover reburger in the fridge.
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  Speaker 2: They'll get your game save for the show in the fryer.
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  Speaker 2: I ate that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that I'm happy about leftover reburger.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean eat it fresh, you know, and sizzling
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  Speaker 1: off the plate.
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  Speaker 2: You can't eat a whole Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I actually do struggle, that's true. It's it's ridiculous. It's
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  Speaker 1: because the burgers are so huge these days.
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  Speaker 2: They're not you know, and.
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  Speaker 1: It's like.
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  Speaker 2: All the other fast food joints.
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  Speaker 3: The burgers are tiny now they have started shrinking, whereas
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  Speaker 3: reburgers are regular sized burgers.
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  Speaker 2: Good eating.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean there's a fair chunk of meating them
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  Speaker 1: to be fu you know, it's not it's not a.
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  Speaker 4: Hell of a log that comes out of your anus.
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  Speaker 4: There have to have eaten a rebigger.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: How do you know about that? Who told you that?
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  Speaker 2: My own experiences?
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  Speaker 1: Man? But yes, I do. I do struggle with a
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  Speaker 1: whole bigger It's true, Well, a whole rebigger just because
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  Speaker 1: they're so massive.
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  Speaker 2: And do you feel like a bit of a baby.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's just the way I am. I except just
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  Speaker 1: you know, just you don't have a big eppetite.
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  Speaker 2: Do you not know that your masculinity is directly tired
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  Speaker 2: to help?
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  Speaker 1: Probably? Probably is.
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  Speaker 5: If it was ass, then you'd be the man man
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  Speaker 5: in the world if it was ass here for sure.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, but I just.
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  Speaker 1: I want to call it brother, don't. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't have a big appetite.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: And it's ass. And then I have a huge mate.
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  Speaker 1: I love me some ass.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I mean is that's that's all standing.
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  Speaker 6: You guys have a bit of ass, not like you?
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  Speaker 6: Is that I forgot what I was gonna say with
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  Speaker 6: all this. Oh that's right.
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  Speaker 3: When I was a teenager, you know the Lone Star, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: you know they do big meals. Yeah, traditionally, so like
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  Speaker 3: my family because we're Bogan's. Lone Star was like our
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  Speaker 3: favorite restaurant growing up. And one of my friends, Guy
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  Speaker 3: used to We invited him out for dinner a couple
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  Speaker 3: of times and he can't and he he'd be like,
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  Speaker 3: where are we going? We'd be like Lone Star and
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  Speaker 3: he'd no, I'm more good, And I was like, what's
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  Speaker 3: wrong with those days? It's like everyone in your family
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  Speaker 3: finishes all their meals. And then I just said, the
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  Speaker 3: only one who hasn't finished their meal, yes, because my
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  Speaker 3: family prides itself.
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  Speaker 2: On finish, finish that meal. Yeah. And he just sit
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  Speaker 2: there with heaps of leftovers. Yeah. I love taking leftovers.
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  Speaker 1: From I like, I like like, I like a leftover curry.
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  Speaker 1: I love a doggie doggie bag. I had the thing
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  Speaker 1: at school where, you know, when I was a young
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  Speaker 1: fellow and the teenagers, you know what teenage boys are
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  Speaker 1: like when it comes to food, and we had so
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  Speaker 1: fucking little of it, you know that we were starving
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  Speaker 1: all the time. But my problem was everyone mogi's in
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  Speaker 1: a mood. I can tell everyone would like eat their
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  Speaker 1: meal in about two minutes, just prison eating.
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  Speaker 2: You get one arm around the plot plate.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: And then.
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  Speaker 1: Every time me and mate Marty, because we were always chatting,
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  Speaker 1: we would be there an hour after everyone else, which
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  Speaker 1: was a bad thing because that meant we had to
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  Speaker 1: clean the well. We just we went fast eaters. We've
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  Speaker 1: always been slow eaters, and so we didn't really and
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  Speaker 1: he went would funk off and we'd be left just
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  Speaker 1: still eating our meal after an hour.
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  Speaker 4: Well, wife was a very very very very slow eater
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  Speaker 4: and then but once you you have a kid, yes,
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  Speaker 4: that ship's gone.
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  Speaker 3: So you like today, I had a meal with another
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  Speaker 3: person and it was literally a little breakfast burger thing,
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  Speaker 3: and I fucking nursed it and he was nursing his
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  Speaker 3: as well.
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  Speaker 2: We're both nursing.
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  Speaker 1: A breakfast burger.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I wasn't expecting to eat and then we
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  Speaker 3: I reckon, if it was just me sitting that, I
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  Speaker 3: would have eaten it in five minutes. But I reckon
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  Speaker 3: it took me half an hour just because I was,
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  Speaker 3: you know, so good it was.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen you eat a reburger and four bites that
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  Speaker 1: is absolute animal.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen you eat ass and three bites.
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  Speaker 1: No, I know usually it's two once app once down.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have to put a disclaimer on.
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  Speaker 3: The Whole Archy B Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 3: Radio Hurrarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Remember the Warky Big Show podcast?
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  Speaker 1: So now I am racist? Yeah, I'm a jazz bot,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sixist and I love eating ass. That is that
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  Speaker 1: they my defining characteristics?
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  Speaker 7: Now ships, Yeah, that's got stalking on that when coming
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  Speaker 7: out of your pocket.
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  Speaker 1: Right yeah here, I just like it because it's cool,
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  Speaker 1: not cool as hep very flimsy material.
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  Speaker 2: Do I some shorts that I couldn't get me?
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  Speaker 1: Still you're still struggling.
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  Speaker 4: Across the road from the office is half a half.
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  Speaker 4: It's got like three types of shorts, little fucking massive
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  Speaker 4: kind of shorts.
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  Speaker 2: You have probably just what you just like, some shorty
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  Speaker 2: kind of regular.
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  Speaker 4: From un It'll be like it'll be like as color.
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  Speaker 4: It'll be like one of those other ones helen Stein's.
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  Speaker 4: And I can't do it online. I need to I
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  Speaker 4: need to fit my shorts.
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  Speaker 3: Helen Steins will be yeah, because I just they'll have
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  Speaker 3: like three peers different colors for fucking thirty bucks exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be Jason, all right, So just brace yourself, brother.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I know. Look, I'm I'm all set to go.
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  Speaker 1: I'm prepared and ready the baby.
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  Speaker 3: Also, we need to the listeners to something. Sometimes on
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  Speaker 3: the show, and you'll never be able to tell. Jace
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  Speaker 3: will say something like you know what teenage boys are
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  Speaker 3: like with food, and then you'll look over and Mogi,
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  Speaker 3: you will be doing a hand gesture of some sort
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  Speaker 3: that no one else can see.
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  Speaker 1: They like to masturbate the Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it happens every now and then. Just the audience
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  Speaker 2: needs to be aware of that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just my wife bought me some golf pants. Geezy,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah did you not have some? No?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you had like chino e things.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, golf pants. Well they're they're kind of like trackies.
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  Speaker 1: But and I walked too late.
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  Speaker 2: You've just done your golf pants. Come on, man, just
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  Speaker 2: come on, just.
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  Speaker 1: I've just over them while I was eating us. Doesn't
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  Speaker 1: that what you fellas do? This is definitely a disclaimer
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  Speaker 1: for sure. Even Pugs are shaking his head and he's
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  Speaker 1: a filthy bas so.
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  Speaker 2: Were you like, oh, hey, I'll just put my golf
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  Speaker 2: pants on and something.
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  Speaker 1: I can discuss then what Pugs just did?
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  Speaker 2: What do you do?
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  Speaker 1: I am not even going to tell you what he did.
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  Speaker 1: He would be in deeply embarrassed. Oh wow, Jesus God,
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  Speaker 1: it's not being videotaped.
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  Speaker 2: How many weeks have we got left? Three weeks now, fellas?
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  Speaker 4: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's December nine, December first on on Monday.
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  Speaker 2: That's three weeks ago, Fellas. That is so fucked.
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  Speaker 1: Bring it. Bring it.
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  Speaker 2: I am looking forward to a holidays. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: go down to Wellington. I don't know how I feel
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  Speaker 2: about it, right, it'll be good. But you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Yes, better be fucking good weather. Yeah, what's
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  Speaker 2: the weather like down there? Over summer?
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  Speaker 1: I remember we spent a summer there for Christmas. That's
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  Speaker 1: actually not accurate. We spent about seven or eight days
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  Speaker 1: there and the weather was okay, but again fucking windy.
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  Speaker 1: And you'd be on a beach and the last thing
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  Speaker 1: you want on a beach is wind because there's fucking sand.
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  Speaker 3: And what about whales being stranded?
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  Speaker 1: I know that would be quite cool. Then you could
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  Speaker 1: save them keeps.
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  Speaker 2: You couldn't save a whale.
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  Speaker 1: It's splash water on it. With my with my sand bucket.
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  Speaker 1: I keep them down there, But my little do you
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  Speaker 1: guys do little castles on the sand. Still still like
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  Speaker 1: to build castles.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do anything.
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  Speaker 3: I lie on the beach in the sun, hung over
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  Speaker 3: with my nips out, and then go for a swimming
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  Speaker 3: and I get too hot. And then if there's another
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  Speaker 3: bloke there, might play frisbee or throw a footyball for
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  Speaker 3: a wee bit. Yeah, and that's it, Yeah, showing off
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  Speaker 3: for the ladies. And there was like the go to
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  Speaker 3: and to just throw the old footy around out here.
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  Speaker 4: It happens out of our window of the studio. Here
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  Speaker 4: there's a couple of fellers here throw.
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  Speaker 2: Around like a couple of Well, the ladies are sitting there,
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  Speaker 2: isn't it great?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm looking forward to fishing and swimming, That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to this. And I'm seeing my girls
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  Speaker 1: and seen them for fucking ever.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going over there?
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  Speaker 1: No, they're coming here. They no, Well, this is the thing.
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  Speaker 1: They're coming here and then they're going one day. Then
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  Speaker 1: they're going to gigs all around the country.
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  Speaker 3: And it was like, that's pretty so like, what's that about, man,
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  Speaker 3: it's pretty standard standing.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they love their music.
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  Speaker 3: There'll be people in their twenties right now who do
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  Speaker 3: the same thing. They're like, I'll go see the parents
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  Speaker 3: for a day and then I'll go do a million.
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  Speaker 2: How it is?
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  Speaker 1: Mind you? One of my girls message my my wife
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  Speaker 1: last I said, I really miss you. I mean she
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  Speaker 1: misses her, but I don't think she missus mes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, trust you to take a negative from that. You know,
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  Speaker 2: it's just that standard man.
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  Speaker 1: It's just hurtful.
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  Speaker 5: It is hurtful, man. But you know you're not there
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  Speaker 5: for you know, I don't know what you're there for.
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  Speaker 5: But have you guys tried to be good fathers?
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  Speaker 1: Do you mean.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very busy.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, this is a big show, four or seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 3: I'll hold up you