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142: Around & Around · Wine & Audacity

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: M hm, Damien saints something about the name jee. It's
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  Speaker 1: the sweetest name I know.
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  Speaker 2: So show I don't know. She says the sweetest name
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  Speaker 2: I know. You know, sweetest table.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: It's always one heathen. Something wrong with you? Always one heathen.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, first of all, first of all, fuck y'all. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so the fuck we do? You're talking about heathens now, niggas?
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: You know, the rapture came and y'all still here with me.
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: You got to stay on a buddy pass.
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: Ship. I said it, not a buddy past.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to this week's episode of Wine and Audacity of
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  Speaker 1: the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Two minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Nigga, we're not even a hope, man, I hope been
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  Speaker 1: in the half.
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  Speaker 2: M damn. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm your host, Brandon's card, and I'm joined by two
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  Speaker 1: of my favorite people in the world.
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  Speaker 3: Cell.
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  Speaker 1: Your feeling this week.
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  Speaker 2: Cool?
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  Speaker 1: I'm you.
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  Speaker 2: Brandon is dancing again, even dancing all morning.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm on my on my Larry June ship should
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  Speaker 4: have Oh thank you made it? Got seven hours of
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  Speaker 4: sleep again? Oh let's check. Let's know, I use an act,
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  Speaker 4: no nigga sleep cycle. Just did you get me right?
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  Speaker 4: I can hear myself snoring too, because it records me
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  Speaker 4: six thirteen.
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  Speaker 2: I was still good. Yeah, that was more than I
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  Speaker 2: got seven.
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  Speaker 1: M. So I had to take a day off work
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: earlier this week, the day I came over here to
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  Speaker 1: help trade with the college stuff, because I had to
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  Speaker 1: de clean my house. I've been going to go and
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  Speaker 1: so over the past like three or four months that
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  Speaker 1: I literally was like, yeah, I'm a I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: come in tomorrow because I needed to descrubt my bathroom
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  Speaker 1: down and sweeping map and do my buy annual pest control,
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  Speaker 1: put them gloves on what's in there, spraying for ants,
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  Speaker 1: and ship because it's smart, cheaper. You know. TikTok teaches
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  Speaker 1: you a lot of ship about owning a home because
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  Speaker 1: it's fucking expensive to call a plumber. Well, my rule is,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about y'all for homeowners out there, here's
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  Speaker 1: two things when it comes to a house that I
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  Speaker 1: don't mess with plumbing or electricity. I know my limits.
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  Speaker 1: If know I'm calling somebody.
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  Speaker 5: Everything everything else. You can watch it. You can watch
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  Speaker 5: your youtubet.
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  Speaker 1: I went. So, we had we had a we had
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  Speaker 1: a little infestation problem a couple years ago because one
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  Speaker 1: of my neighbors. I guess it was going through something
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  Speaker 1: just downside of living in a conduct because you shad
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  Speaker 1: walls with everybody. So I learned how to do my
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  Speaker 1: own pest maintenance. Oh, pest control on YouTube for me
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  Speaker 1: on on TikTok. And when the hi Way finally called
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  Speaker 1: the pest control people, when she got the damn zoomies.
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  Speaker 1: When the ha finally called the called the pest control people,
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  Speaker 1: they came in my house and was like, so, Pete,
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  Speaker 1: did you already call somebody to take care of this?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, no, I dide myself that was it.
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  Speaker 1: What do you meaning did your own pest control stuff yourself?
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  Speaker 1: I said, because y'all are fucking expensive.
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  Speaker 2: Not only that though, not only that, it's like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: TikTok gave you the natural, I give you the natural
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  Speaker 2: shiit to do.
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  Speaker 1: No nigger, I don't want no fuck naturally. Give me chemicals.
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  Speaker 1: I'm killing off. But said, you're in no pets, so
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  Speaker 1: you can chemicals.
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  Speaker 2: I got it.
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  Speaker 4: You can't for what I use because the chase, So yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I mean I try to put it in places where
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  Speaker 4: you can't get to. But still because your hand and
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  Speaker 4: when you kind of get away with taking your file
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  Speaker 4: bon by yet work Yeah, not fire bomb lord, smoke
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  Speaker 4: smoke bomb.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have.
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  Speaker 2: Said you mean to say you burn the house. Damn,
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  Speaker 2: it's gonna get it off. That's gonna get right out.
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  Speaker 1: Of the house, gonna be gone to you.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 1: But the problem is solved, is gone, just gonna peak
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  Speaker 1: the motherfucking debris.
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  Speaker 2: Like like the motherfuckers like the burning uh that be
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  Speaker 2: taking aerosol cans and the lighters and burning.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I set my ownself on fire front that ship.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like ship, I mean home improve I'm coming in now.
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  Speaker 1: Look I'm coming there on behalf of your mama. I'm
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  Speaker 1: already ball and be like a little sending scout.
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  Speaker 4: Bet you won't do that ship again? And then will
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  Speaker 4: you and walk out home? Let me tell you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I work with a guy that got like three
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  Speaker 1: So they were pleasantly surprised that I had done my
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  Speaker 1: own pest control, because it's fucking expensive to call an
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  Speaker 1: extermaitd to come in and spread your house down. They
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  Speaker 1: was like, you get this from myself Amazon. They saw
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  Speaker 1: the ship, y'all using he was like, you know what, man,
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  Speaker 1: make a they was black too. I said, look, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to save money that anyway you possibly care expensive.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't got go in. I can take a break now.
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  Speaker 1: Aaron, I'll tell you that this is some ship you
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  Speaker 1: don't learn until you actually are a homeowner. Have to
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  Speaker 1: like pay for ship like out of your own. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: no ain't no super or a landlord to call. You
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  Speaker 1: got to take care of ship yourself or go without it.
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  Speaker 1: I was I've read this thread on the tickety Talk earlier.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I was laying in the bed because you know, not
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  Speaker 1: run lay for everything. And I got up and people
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  Speaker 1: were talking about like stuff that they saw or stuff
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  Speaker 1: issues they found when they bought their first house, so
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  Speaker 1: they were like homeowners. People were complaining about like they
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  Speaker 1: had sewer lines collapsing in their yards.
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  Speaker 2: I happened there and.
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  Speaker 1: They said, like one girl in their commerce was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I had to. I had a tree growing
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  Speaker 1: over the thing, and the tree roots that grow into
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  Speaker 1: your sewer lines because especially if it's like cast iron,
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: it rusted and like breaks. She said, fifteen thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: to repair from. They had their basic chance dig up
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  Speaker 1: her whole yard to the to the back of her
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  Speaker 1: yard with I guess the main the main is and
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  Speaker 1: they had to replace about fifteen foot from her house
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  Speaker 1: to the yard.
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  Speaker 4: It was like fifteen thousand, I believe it. My uncle
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  Speaker 4: just went through some shit him and have his their
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  Speaker 4: pipes dug up in the front yard. And the people
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  Speaker 4: who they paid, he actually taking on the court because
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  Speaker 4: they didn't complete the work that they were supposed to
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  Speaker 4: completely run off with his money.
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  Speaker 1: So he's taking the course. So that's another thing. You
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  Speaker 1: got to be very living.
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  Speaker 4: You want to spend less money, but you know, you
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  Speaker 4: got to make sure these folks is licensed and.
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  Speaker 1: They got good reputations.
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  Speaker 2: And you did not fix They ain't fixing ship with
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  Speaker 2: bubble gum and pay the clips you can inductate.
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  Speaker 1: But I had the issue with my pipe.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to work for two days my water, your
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  Speaker 2: basement is left.
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  Speaker 1: I had an issue with my water supply line. And
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: living in the conda, I'm on, I'm gonna play the
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  Speaker 1: level level of my building and live on because you know,
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: niggas be stocking. Y'all can be ship together, because that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'll be doing to be watching stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: You're telling everybody all your you've all. He scares me.
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  Speaker 1: You take a picture of you inside your house. You
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  Speaker 1: live on one two three Main Street, in the left
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  Speaker 1: corner of the living room.
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  Speaker 4: Bitch, I think he I think he may think he
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  Speaker 4: may be killing. He scares me. But so I got
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  Speaker 4: somebody I need you to find.
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  Speaker 1: No if you hit it, Yeah, you've all tagg you brother,
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  Speaker 1: because that's that was that's a shill right there. He's like, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, in the background, I see this is daylight,
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: but the moon is out. So I took the picture
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  Speaker 1: and then calculated the angle in which the moon was
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  Speaker 1: off the ground.
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  Speaker 2: And figured I was shining on the back of the house.
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  Speaker 2: And then and.
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  Speaker 1: Then I see the trees and you know, the sun
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  Speaker 1: in the afternoon because it's ficture in the afternoon. So
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: there's on some rises in the east, and that's in
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: the west. So you west facing, which means you living
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: on the west coast because the house looks bright. So
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: that means you live in Los Angeles south of the
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: tenth Freeway. You live in Mosha's house.
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  Speaker 4: Can you find Miles YOA, Oh, you can find Miles
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  Speaker 4: he in the Thief movies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what I was saying A Nigga kidnapped by
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  Speaker 2: little killing master. What I was saying was but two
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  Speaker 2: or three years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Now with my place, there was a like a random
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  Speaker 1: leak on the sidewalk that was there for like six months,
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  Speaker 1: and it was final in the summer because you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's hot, it's just wet. But in the wintertime it
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  Speaker 1: froze and somebody, a couple of people slipped and fell.
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  Speaker 1: So the HOA had to come out. They sent the
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  Speaker 1: plumbing company and they was like bringing this ship water
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  Speaker 1: supply line and what ended up happening was my my
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  Speaker 1: water like the shut off valve or my meter is
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  Speaker 1: inside my unit, so it was leaking from between my
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: meter and the shut off valve in the street. They
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  Speaker 1: had to go to my downstairs neighbors unit dig up
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: because they on they on them. They had to basically
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: open up their walls, open up their floor to get
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: to the pipe, and then repair it. That was twenty
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  Speaker 1: five hundred dollars. I had to pay a plumber to
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: come out to repair it, pay to get the concrete
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  Speaker 1: report to get that floor redone. And then about two
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  Speaker 1: weeks after that, when they were getting the new floor laid,
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: they found the second lead but the second not the
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: good thing was and it was good. It was it
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: was good for me because it was actually my upstairs
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: neighbors unit. My mine had like a small drip, but
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: the pipe next to mine was for the neighbor above me,
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  Speaker 1: So they had to stop putting a new floor in.
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: They had to tear the whole wall out, and the
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  Speaker 1: plumber who who they hired when they were trying to
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  Speaker 1: do the repairs that actually struck an active waterline and
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: caused the downstairs neighbors unit the flood. Mine got fixed
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: for freedom, I mean for the price, because they caused
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: a lot of damn. She's like, well, you just fixed
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: both of them.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: That's fun.
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  Speaker 4: Brandon was telling me the prices of this stuff. I
• 10:39
  Speaker 4: was like, from we needed to go dust all clear
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: hill though.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: It was I had literally just used I had just
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: used my homewners insurance to settle or to cover like
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: the repair costs from my neighbor's unit. And literally two
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: weeks after I had finished using the homeowns insurance, the
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: second leap was found. They was like, I said, well
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not going and I found the second claim my
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: owners two weeks after settling one. I was like I'll
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: just pay for the ship thankfully. You know, I had
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: the money, but I had to pay for the shit
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: out of pocket. That was like almost three grand to
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: get all this shit refinished and redone and everything.
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: Shit. We were talking about that shit when we when
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: we took when we took the man to the Z
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: and they had that little booth and I'm sitting here,
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: like up to ten thousand dollars, A yeah, you ain't
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: we good? We full windows.
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: So you know, it was something that was happening to
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: They had like companies doing giving out like raffles and stuff,
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: and the Coon company was issuing and they were entering
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: into a sweepstakes to get ten thousand dollars off replacement
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: costs for like doors and windows. I'm like, well, shit, okay,
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: so I signed up, but you had price getting your
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: indoors renumbers when I first got my place six years ago,
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: and that was almost ten thousand dollars then to.
• 11:46
  Speaker 4: Get on my windows replaced. I remember that that was
• 11:48
  Speaker 4: pre coach. It I only got one. I need to
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: give me please, And I know that price is probably
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: going up.
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: If it was ninety seven hundred in twenty nineteen, it's
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  Speaker 1: probably coasted twelve or thirteen thousand dollars now to get
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: all my windows place.
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, I.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: Said, baby, listen, can I sell a kidney on the
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: black market around with mon damn bathtub with your money?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: Right, that's gonna be and that's that one half damn
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  Speaker 2: that's gonna be a lot.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm good, it's gonna workout. You pay yourself. And
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: one other thing somebody mentioned before we move on from this.
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  Speaker 1: They was like, well, watch out because when one of
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: the clients breaks, they all start breaking down soon thereafter.
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  Speaker 2: That's what they said.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Chaste. Since I've been in my place against six years,
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: I replaced my hot water heater, my washer, and my dryer,
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: my stove, and I replaced my over the stove microwave
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: in the span of literally five years. Mm hmmm. And
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: you know what made it worse. When I was mal
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: propping my other my fucking oven died while I was
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: mal prepping. I was like, this chick been in the
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: oven for about an hour and a half. Why is
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: the strong sh always?
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I was like, I was like, I
• 13:01
  Speaker 5: don't I don't smell. No, I'm like, you only smell.
• 13:03
  Speaker 5: You only smell, and.
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I season my food, right, I said open.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, you know usually when you open hot
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: up net that you send job bro. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: fucking classes up. I was like I might even gonna
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: around trying to get this fixed. I said, you know,
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just buy a brand new stove. And I was like,
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: I gotta throw this chicken away because I can't. I
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  Speaker 1: can't eat chicken.
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  Speaker 6: Bro.
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  Speaker 4: I was like sitting there for above, like listen, can
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  Speaker 4: I borrow your about over forty five minutes? I just
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: need to bake and you need to bake my chicken.
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: I can do everything else in the crop bottle, Michael
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: wave or something, but you, lew, I can't get a
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: couple of pieces of chicken little rice string being.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just my oven broke. You know.
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: I guess that's a good thing about me living around family.
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: I calls like, listen, I'm about to bring this pain
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: down there and put it up. Appreciate you here. I
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: was like the best friend around the corner, mom around
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  Speaker 4: the corner, around the corner.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm coming usual right quick here. Okay, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even think it. I could have just put the ship
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: in this toper way and just brought it up here
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  Speaker 1: and put it in there. I didn't think about it
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: because I was like, it was eight o'clock, devil that,
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: you know, like you would have had to waited for
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: me to let you in.
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  Speaker 2: You got damn I let myself in any other time.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: That's what he said.
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  Speaker 4: And I looked at my camera like, yes, it is.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: Before I can say anything, I got a text message like,
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: hed you.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: J help it?
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, fix it.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Jesus, what's with you all.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Tied?
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: You're tired.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Launching thirty three dishes? African Americans don't cook no more
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: for Thanksgiving? Chipless chiplings on that list, Nigga, that motherfucker
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: said Chiplin pie, I mean.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: Pie, yeah, shaking the chitterlings. So I'm sorry chipping pine.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I was like once once I heard them, I was like, no,
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: I'm all turning ship off. But did he did sweet potato,
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Sweet potato biscuits and was like, that's the thing. Keetter said,
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: she bringing that back. She was like, I don't know who,
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: she don't know, she don't know when it when it stopped.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: But then she was like, damn, that looked good. And
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: the hot water corner bred. Don't nobody do no more?
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: I sawld ladies still make hot water because she still
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: makes hot water corn bread.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: That's how I may get out of that look.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: I grew up in a jiffy household.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: She she makes everything from scratch. I ain't never seen that.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Nothing wrong, I said, My mama used to do that
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: show with a little with a little bit of coffee
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: creamer instead of instead of uh what yeah what yeh made?
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Don't make the corner bread and use use coffee. Ye
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: use used coffee cream instide of the milk. Yep, mimmy Robin, listen.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: It was using coffee.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: And if you still if you still make it that way,
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: call us him. We'll come back and taste t make
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: sure that you use your touch, lose your touch.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, damn coffee like hazel
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: that or something because.
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: Like, yeah, like a like a function all I think
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: she did like a funtion olla or hazel not. I
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: was like, okay, I like this here.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll try m hm.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: So this episode comes out the week for Thanksgether, and
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: uh I decided, me and my mother together decided that
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: we are going to have a birthday dinner for my
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: two brothers. Right, one birthday is and October, but the
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: other my birthday is in December, so we can meet
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: in the middle ride.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: So I was making it.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: This cost a billion. It's good, that's the soul for
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: the episode.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: So I was making up a menu. I asked them
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: what they wanted, So my mother and we asked some
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: kind of cakes they wanted. So Brian is not really
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: a cake eating He likes up ice cream cakes, just relications.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: And my mother calls me yesterday to time me. Gary
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: just says he wants a strawberry cake or cream cheese accent.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: But then he asked me and my mother to get
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: him some chitterlings.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what Gary he wants?
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: You and my mother go and say, at least one
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: of my children need the stuff I liked eat. I said,
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: that's because y'all got I said, that's because y'all don't
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: realize that we free, sister.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: We don't have to eat like that no more. We
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: is free.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Free. Yeah, and you gotta clean with the holes. Fuck
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: me up. YA can't do it. I can't do it.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I think I should shut this one now.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Hold out a couple of things in my day dated
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: after you too, what a.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: Nice Yeah, So I have to make him eat him
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: on the porch and bring Oh look, don't you know
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: he don't leave an infections infection.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: But he's on the.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Cooking the shiplans outside but I'm not cooking them. He
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: just wanted to.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Me and my mom were talking about going to lexing
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: the monkey and getting the meat. So he was like, Oh,
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: you're going to let the monkey give me some kitling.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: He wants some cooked Okay, I gotta ride home and
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: the call with them funky motherfuckers, and then they're gonna
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: be in my house. I don't want no chit lings
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: in my house.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: My aunt Tricia cooked chiplings one time, maybe thirty years
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: ago from my cousin, and we walked to her house
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: with something and I was like, I think I was
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: maybe like seven to eight, and I was.
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: Like, oh, sorry, sorry, what is this yelling as it is?
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Bull ass, bored ass whole what it is?
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Oh my god?
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: We is free now.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: We don't have to eat chry lings.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: We don't have the hog mass hall head cheese. We
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: don't have to eat.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Cheese the wrong.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I think that was from slavery there.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: We should still be eating this turkey necks and neckbones
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: in college greens.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Okay with the neck bones and the yes, babe.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Listen speaking of I was in Virginia a couple of
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: weekends ago't.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Write nobody to Yeah, what my trip? No, it never is,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: said another one. Charge your phone. Matter of fact, let
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: the bitch die.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Ship and what bullshit? It wasn't my trip. It wasn't
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: my trip.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you're heading to you right now.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: I don't have any.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: With fan too.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just talking about.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Anyway you can give, but I don't.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I went to visit our family in Virginia. Can tell
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: your little stuff. Well, we left.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: And went into my uncle house. My aunt pulled out.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: We walked to the house.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I have some neck bowls and
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: some string beans and some double eggs, and then I'm
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: on my last batch of chicken. Y'all go ahead and
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: make y'all play. I say, just sort of saurday on purpose.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Even you get one of the neck.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Moon, come ahead and put that on neck.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Maybe again, we keep talking about how Maryland is the South,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: but maybe this must be one of the northern influences,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: because you get cooking like that on specials on I
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: told you when my aunt Tammy came up from she's
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: from Charleston, South Carolina, and.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: She came up.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I stayed with my aunt Tricia, and they said she
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: made Someday dinner. She took like fifteen different things that
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: she made, chops and fried chicken. She make the hand
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: that she had, macaroni and cheese, collar, greens, turnips, she
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: made what else does she makes candy games, and she
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: made biscuits and corn bread, and then turned around and
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: made a cheese cake and then made that made a pecan.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Is a pecan or pecan.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Pecan?
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: It's whatever I feel like calling it. At that moment,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: my mom was like, well I went over there a
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks. She was like, well, Brandon, I didn't
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: know if you was in town. I wouldn't have caught
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: you because we was like, fuck, you know to stand fun.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you I better to go sack that
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: on Sundays something. One thing we always know that she's
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: gonna have on Sundays is fried chicken. And no matter
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: what else she made, she's gonna fried chicken. So one
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Sunday you might get on how she felt that morning.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: You might get fried chicken, baked chicken, and barbecue chicken,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: or you might get fried chicken and baked chicken and ham,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: or you might get fried chicken and corned beef or
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: a roast or.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Some one Sunday she made living onions and I ain't
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: realized it was living till I put a little bit
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: on my plate, and I was like, you ain't gonna
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: fool me again, because she got me once.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I can't do it.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I cannot do.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I tried.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: I can't get past the taste in my own seasons
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: the hell out her food. But yeah, I can't get
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: I tried many different people than me.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: No, no, no living for me.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I can't eat.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Maybe you just you're just not flipped for it that
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: like listen, I don't get you can fried up like
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: chicken fu it.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I have not had my grandmother even she used to
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: make livingne when I was little kid, and I would
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: funk that up. And I have not had it ship
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: even from down the market. When you do the fried
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: livings and gives and stuff is kind of like chalky
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: cond of. So maybe, yeah, maybe I don't know what
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: it is, but I tried. I'm like go ahead, go
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: get me a wing.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I'm not eating this.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Do y'all eat this? What food now? Is the soul
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: food is because.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: The Southern food like it's slave food, that's what it is.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Do y'all eat Chiplin's, hog Malls, hogky cheese. Uh, the
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: tried which is hiplands.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: That's just stomach. It's just just the stomach lining.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Give me a term. Yeah, b p B B beef,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: pig feet. My old boss people, the old boss used
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: to keep a job pickles pe feet in her office.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: And I was like, but here's the crazy thing. I
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: eat pigtails, not like that's the only way I can
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: eat it. And I didn't know that that's what I
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: was eating for time.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Like yo yo, Yeah. So for those of you again,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's a Baltimore in the Maryland thing. I
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: didn't learn that until I was older. That sound crowd
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: is a Maryland thing because of the German influence. It's
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: not a traditional soul food.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: We talked about We talked about it last year.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Last year for thanks Yeah, people from down south don't
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: have they don't have so crowd.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Yet for Thanksgiving. I don't remember, you know what Aaron
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: that was a good point, really like kimchi before what
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: bad all the time?
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: But I tried it.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: It was is that the episode title? But happy almost
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: thanks Giving niggas, Yes, we'll see it.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: The stinks what else? But yeah, I love sour crowd. Okay,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: do y'all do you like.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Like a sunny side of egg on your burgers? I
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: know you don't show them. Do you like that.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Of eggs? It's it's somethbout to get it.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Brandon told me to get it fried, get them.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Like that. But I like now like eggs on a
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: burger though, don't get no, don't get me wrong. The
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: egg if you get it, if I get it. I
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: used to do it on pac Mans that used to
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: be on that used to be on below, Like I
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: had the Friday on Friday egg and then put on
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: put like the little cheese steak on and put the
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: cheese steak on there.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Boy's nothing better than a big ass burger. Because we
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: went to the melisterday we went the Expectation, me and
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: my coworkers, and I got a burger with a with
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: a sunny side of egg on, and I cut that
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: thing in half and that egg just ramp out.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: It just looked like muke, Yeah, yes, yes, the money,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: it's the the egg. For me, it's a textile thing.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I think for me, I think that's what it is.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: She can't think, you know somebody, I mean, whatever ship
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: your mouth has smother, but you can't swallow that. Uh,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: it's a tough question of the week.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I think it's time for y'all. That's what it is.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Do you putting all sorts of ship in your mouth?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: You can you can't swallow that? Your motherfucker on for
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: bad my mind.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: I don't like that either, man.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what she said us.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: So it's like, yo, when I try, when I try
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: to oysters for the first time, he was like, you
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: just brow, you just got I said, bro, you might
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: be able to swallow this ship. I can't.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I wasn't a fan of oysters personally. That's I wasn't
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: a fan of os.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: That's what I've been able to eat it. I can
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: eat it when it's fried. It's not that slimminess. And
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: then I was told to try, girl. I haven't tried
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: them yet. I'm willing to.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: You know that work.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I try something before I say I don't like it.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Working at the crash. I tried. I tried to try
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: to fry, tried to like raw and they put it.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I was an umbreller with some Parmesan cheese and a
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: little bit of like a little bit of like, I
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: don't know what, I don't know what the red so
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: with the crab doing so couldn't do it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Like oysters. I just know in the comments we can
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: clip this. Let us know in the comments, I'm not.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: And if you do, like, how do you like?
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Do you like?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: What's the best way? Like my cousin a boy egg
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: and hot on hers. And I think it's also like
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: it could be a regional thing because up here, again
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: with seafood, it depends on what part of the country
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: you're in and how it pay up here, seafood is
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: steamed down South, especially on the Golf Coast. After eating
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: going to cages shout out to New Orleans. One of
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: my favorite sitting I've had uh crawfish and cajuns on
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: a Clayborne right.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Next to it in the hood and thinks Tremaine. I
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: sat there, but.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Then I came home. I never really liked the crawfish, y'all.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: They steamed the crawfish. I was like, also, actually they
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: actually taste better boil. Yeah, because the sea the flame.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Make them.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: See how they do it with the oranges and put
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: the season and maxing it and they make like a
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: thing that they.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Bowler crabs when we got crabs and feel one time
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: they boiled them and we were pissed. I guess because
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: bottoms is different, but because it's so little meat, it's.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Like, got you what the is this? Okay? Yeah, maybe
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I didn't like them up here because I was like,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: if we ever get to New Orleans, we do a
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: showing New Orleans when we stop, when we want our tour,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: speaking it into existence. I'm taking all the I'm taking
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: you all occasions. New Orleans Men and Shoes still open.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: The fried chicken spot on the other end of the block,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: the best chicken.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: In New Orleans that.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I want some goombo you.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, when you made it, it was fantastic. But
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: that'll be dope though. Niggas just travel just to go eat.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: I mean it could be we do that. We do
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: that because we're fat. There we go, we do that
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: audacity full tour.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: We like to eat.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Coming to a city near.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: You don't try giving me a chance idea for another
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: damn TikTok camp. I'm just saying anyway, let's get started
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: on the question of the week. So welcome to our
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: question of the week segment of the show where I
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: scowled the interwebs read my tiktaph because why the hell
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: would I look anywhere else? Thank Sean, Like how you
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: looked at me, like I was waiting and it was coming.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Sean is doing that, shops.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I saved the videos I find in our group chat,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: and I break it from the show to be rated
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: from one to die a bout. I think this want
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: to be a funny one, So stop questioning the week?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: What's an insult? I noticed you'd be looking. I'll be
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: watching the videos and you'd be damn you be like.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I'll be trying to be paying like looking the mask
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: roll all.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Up in my damn phone. Good thing I ain't never
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: been sexting nobody because you would. It's got an awful Lena.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Be the first look at sh rock or not not
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: for me? Not for me?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: You got a nose the spirit they can tell anyway. Whatever,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: what's an insult that wasn't even clever but still lives
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: rep free in your brain. My friend told me that
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: my girl looked like Mark Cambery, and that was the
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: last time I gave it a.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: W are talking at talking about about Wait a minute,
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: It depends hold on, It depends on which Mark Henry
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: do get in? You know now, if you got all,
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: if you got hall of Pame Mark Henry, or you
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: got such a chocolate.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: At a man that's insulted, I had to fight me.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: That's the waken ship. Somebody we got chased.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Well, that is that is disrespectful ship.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: That's a big bits of shape like a wrestler. That
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: is you were not that damn big.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Ship's funny.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: Next one, because you don't know which one you're getting
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: at all, you probably get them. Get the nussed up
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: dress in the.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Take away off my dog today.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: You knew that niggas body, but you're seeing the ship.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Next one. What's an insult that wasn't even clever but
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: still lives in your brain?
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Went free?
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: You mad wear a cape and you could be super
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: mad shocked. They used to be one of my favorite one.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: That's funny along with how salty from on a scale
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: of a lace potato chip to the Detroit River.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Salty Jesus, I said, oh, that's a stroke. It's high
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: blood pressure, breading.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: That's about that's about that. That's one of my favorite ones.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: That that. That's about about setting about seven. I was
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: the sixth, next one six? Okay, what's it insult?
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: You said, I'll be looking on your shoulders.
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: But why is the search make Carrie?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I don even see that?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: So she mentioned, I live again.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I see that.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, well, somebody about to get that's cute?
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Jesus, what's it insult that wasn't even clever but still
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: lives in your brain? Rent Free? Working with you was
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: like working alone, but harder.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Let me write that one, Dawn, I might need that
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: for work, I said to you might need that before work. That.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Don't go that.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Don't go up there with that one going there. I
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: ain't saying you're the dumbest person in the world. What
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: you better hope that the dumbest person don't die?
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, ye branding, that's nine. Yeah, I like that one.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Say nine for me?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: What's an insult that wasn't even clever but still lives
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: in your brain?
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Rent Free?
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I said, I don't know if someone said we could
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: fill a warehouse with but you don't know.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Oh oh, bitch if you want to fight to say that,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: all right? You bitch.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Said bitches bitch, stupid as bitch, bitch, old punk ass bitch.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: He's just a bitch bitch.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's da.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I was eight.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I'll probably matched it out to you for that. Who
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: you talk to because your mother? Next one? People?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Next one? Next one? What's an insult that wasn't even
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: clever but still lives in your brain? Rent free? I
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: was teasing a guy working, making myself laugh. He softly said,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: simple pleasures for simple minds. But I'm even looking in
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: my direction. I'm gonna lie they heard.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Little okay what that sucks as it should m don't
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: teach people. Well that's about a five bet. You won't
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: do that ship to get home? You deserve that one. Sorry,
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: you should have left a person alone bothering people about okay?
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Next one, what's an insult that wasn't even clever but
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: still lives rent free in your brain? I wish I
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: let common sense. You seem so happy, yoh.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Like that that's like so that's.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: That must be so freeing, so small mind, so simple? Actually,
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: think before you.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Speak blessed, bless your baby. Mm hmm rating that's diabolical.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: I agree, that was good. Oh ship, he's about to
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: read something that poor little dumb ass, poor little tink tink,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: he about to read something.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: You're just having a real You're just having a real
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: delayed day, aren't you.
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Oh stink.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: That's a big word for Elma. That's one of my
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: favorite one. What's an insult that wasn't even clever but
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: still lives rent free in your brain. I don't know
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with you, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: I don't like that one. Okay, that's about that's about
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: it too. I liked it. That was good.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry I like that. I don't know what was
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: wrong with you.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but you make it funny because somebody
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: had said something like that and you cracked up like that.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: It's like, I'm only I'm only laughing because you laughing.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I would have been they'd have been mad.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: It's hard to pronounce they would have been mad because
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I would have been, like.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Right here next one.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Once an insult that wasn't even clever but still lives
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: in your brain? Free you aren't worthless, but you could
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: be used as an example.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: You just diabolical.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Damn you got with today.
• 37:44
  Speaker 9: You are worth I mean you like you're you're almost there,
• 37:50
  Speaker 9: like like this is worthless and like this is this,
• 37:53
  Speaker 9: this is you're like.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: If you break wasn't good, you just would have been.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Damn fuck you like you got tossed with that. I'm sorry, bitch.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Some words were quiet ass whippings.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Whoa that was bad and they ain't smacked too, said.
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: That's ship.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: They were supposed to smack the dry skin off your
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: lips at.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: That, My lord, smack you harder than they smacked the
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: funeral director and sc just want to like the fun.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Next one? What's an insult that wasn't even clever? That
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: still lives rent free in your brain? You overestimate your importance.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: That's so mean. That's just me. These are my fucking friends.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Mean.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: I am not mean, I am not mean.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I'm just I just I just I just be saying stuff.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Just give me some notice if I need to move
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: quick little you want strike it down for line.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: I am not mean, okay, all right, you ain't mean. Okay,
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: You're not mean. You just an asshole.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: I take it. Next one was an insult that wasn't
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: even clever, but still lives rent free in your brain.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: You look exactly like someone who says something like that.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I gotta be and Sean and Sean's words, I'm like
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: it would be here.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: You be the one.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm like. The fact that you said that
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: does not surprise me. Ell not not even a little bit.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: He got brand? You got you got brand. That's not
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: even a little bit.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: It's not even a little bit.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: No why man, because your friends are asshole.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: See how I get throwing the stuff.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: I ain't see how you want know you ain't trying
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: to operate.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: You're shying to operate on the same frequency and to
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: operate on So it's like one if one.
• 40:21
  Speaker 10: Say something like, really, sirs, not even a little bit,
• 40:25
  Speaker 10: not a little bit you got shown, not even a
• 40:28
  Speaker 10: little bit, nothing, not even a little bit. I can't
• 40:32
  Speaker 10: confirm with now those allegations.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Moving on.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: You told you to watch a Karoi on Halloween because
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: she said she was looking for a scary movie and
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: she said, you Brandon, I forgot that that.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: She was she was.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I rt that ship to kids.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: That Dickie coming back like Torminado.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: You can't boting in the middle of the ocean. Just
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: oh lord, that was funny. Min mind you shown a
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: key on and I went to the movies to see
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: we did. It was a very quiet until I say, no.
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: Entire you fuck.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I was cackling because every black woman and this stuff.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: And I have not seen a Tyler Perry film since.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: He had to.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I call him key. Haven't seen it since you can
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: me being supportive. He obsessed my spirit. Now he's feeling
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: to see why did I get married? I will go
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: see that because I did like that. I did too,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: but I didn't need to, so he had.
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: That made me happy.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: If all of y'all who will worry about it Toaji's
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: character is not replacing Janet's character. She's playing somebody totally different.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: Gay niggas just going to say she actually ended up
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: with the rite. Probably did, but she's probably just don't
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: vacation in this movie.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Probably, So what was she on a spiritual retreat?
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: So I needed rehead. He didn't need to get feeling that.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Jane will probably pop up in like the last five
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: seconds of the movie like you like Brandy did, and
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I know what you did last time. Yeah, what's an
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: insult that wasn't even clever, but still lives rent free
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: in your brain. My classmates once had an argument. One
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: of them said, it's not that deep. Don't take it personally,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: and he replied by saying, of course, it's not that
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: deep in that shallow mind of yours.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Oh oh, I like you. No, I like it. I
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: like it.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: That's more.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: That's what love a good insult. I love an insult.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: And you ain't got to call somebody names. It's just
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: I think it hits different. That was very tap with
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: the brown a.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Very good, very good. That's my business.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: You might as slow as my lasses, ain't you?
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm? And if you really knew how slow my
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: glasses was, you want what I'm trying to tell y'all.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: People be insulting y'all, y'all, don't next one was an
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: insult that wasn't even clever, but still lives rent free
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: in your brain. You would like to answer to a
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: question that nobody asked.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: You look like to a question that nobody asked. This
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: is some good ship like your mother should have swallowed you.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Yep, I told that's the equivalent.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: Yours. That word fun, Brady, that was diabolical as fun
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: it was. But wait, there's more ship. What's an insult
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: that wasn't even clever but still lives free in your brain?
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Do your parents change the subject when people ask about you?
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: What it was?
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Either you know, it was either the accident or the embarrassment.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe both.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: That's that's that's that that that goes that goes up to.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: That's the equivalent that a if your parents are cousins.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Better, Yeah, I'm sorry. Better? Yeah, when you were born,
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: did you get did you get a sorry letter from
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: the condom factory?
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: It's it's it's the equivalent of asking that question. That's
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: something I would ask. Damn how house tracing? So you
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: know so so Bob, Bob is graduating from graduating from college.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: He's alive, he's breathing, but Carol's graduating. Yeah, lovely weather
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: we're having today, it's a beautiful fall day. Next one,
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: what's an insult that wasn't even clever but still lives
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: rent free in your brain. I'm not going to argue
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: with someone whose income isn't taxable. Damn I am in bitch.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: That was nice? Yeah, hold up, and now what do
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: you what are you arguing with the drug dealer.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: That was ruined? Next one, what's an insult that wasn't
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: even clever but still lives free in your brain?
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Makes sense?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: And again, oh, it's crippled to think. If your mother
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: had a little more self esteem, we wouldn't even be talking.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: She's saying you your daddy ain't ship.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Neither is your man.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Me.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: No, she said, you, bitch, you wouldn't exist your mother
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: if your mother thought more of herself.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Damn, your daddy ain't ship.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Good lord, let me add that to the list that
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: you gotta tuss on brading that's going on.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: That you gotta that's you got a borderline.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: You got to swing on somebody for some ship like that?
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Good lord? Talking about my daddy? Bitch?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: What what's an insult that wasn't even clever but still
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: lives rent free in your brain? Well, that makes sense
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: if you don't think about it.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: That's like a six.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: I like that if you think about it makes not
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: a liku of damn sense.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Braiding spout of full Okay, what's an insult that wasn't
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: even clever but still lives free in your brain? You're
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: trying your best, and it's still shocking.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: It's going on.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Just going home, baby, that can go, that can go
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: in the bedroom too. You're trying to get best.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Just stop, please stop, just I'm okay, right, it's okay,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: that's just just move on.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: You know what.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I have to get up early tomorrow morning. I'm a
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: little sleepy.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: A long day, I said, you said, not even close,
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: not even close.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Cramp in b I'm cold, it's all cold.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: I got my pinka, my mam will call me boom.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's Dennis the muss. I probably I have
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: to go pick apples.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Probably not a good idea to have foreign objects in
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: my mouth today.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Speaking of foreign objects in the mouth, I think I
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: might have mentioned this in the show before. But you
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: know that if you give head before going to the dentists,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: they can tell that you've been giving head because of
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: the burden in the back of your throat.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: I heard ive seen somebody post that on the Tickety Talk.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: If they're big enough, yeah, but if it looked like this,
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: it ain't gonna be. No, it just be a little
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: dot instead of like a circle. First of all, I'm
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: not sucking looking like this.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: There so waste.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: She's smoking, smoke smoking you smoking?
• 48:51
  Speaker 11: You post something out like this, I'll be like, smoke
• 48:55
  Speaker 11: them killed your brain cell killed? Yeah, just like you
• 49:03
  Speaker 11: know it sucks something like this.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Next one?
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: What's the insult that wasn't even clever but still lives
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: rent free in your brain? I can only explain it
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: to you, but I can't understand it for you. Damn
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I like that one.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Let's good? Yeah, I like it.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Beg you do that schoolwork now, won't you? What is
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: an insult that wasn't even clever but still lives rent
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: free in your brain? Move van ver mar verb van more.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: It was set in Afrikaans, and I know moves means
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: move means beautiful, so I thought it was a compliment
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: until later on someone explained it to me as you're
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: beautiful from far but far from beautiful getting insalted in
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: another language, man ki leftaid lit rustle little ass whipping.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: I'm feel the lady's hands like nigga?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: What because what?
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Damn?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Let's worldwide? You're gonna fucking insult me? I can't understand it.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Used to say something that I speak English? What's an
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: insane No?
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: You don't. What's the thought that wasn't even clever but
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: still lives rent free in your brain.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Woe their slow eyes? Did they say that just somebody
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: who had a lazy eye?
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, oh take you minute to catch up. Don't.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Oh that's bad. A man still said, works, but that's bad.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Bad, it's bad, it's bad. Oh lord? Oh god?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, next one, whoa, this is about to be bad.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: What's an insult that wasn't even clever but still lives
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: rent free in your brain? God tried to push a
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: pool door and the old man behind him said, try
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: and lift it from the bottom. I would have tripped him,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: because while you're playing with me, Chauncey funk that.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I will sit there and watch this dumb ass ship.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: I will record it. Matter of fact, I will go out.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: I will video call y'all man, look at this dumb
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: ass ship.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Lift it from that old man. May or may not
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: get his hip broke that day. That is why the fuck?
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Earl?
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: You know what, Chester, you can go to hell.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Your days are already numbered.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Now. Who's laughing? Now, your son of a bitch? Next one,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: what's an insult that wasn't even clever but still in
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: your brain?
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Like I said, try for the bottle.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: You couldn't put water out of a bucket even if
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: the instructions were at the bottom.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Ouch, that's just me.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: Oh I told oh, so it was me when I
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: said that Ashley Darby couldn't catch a tune if if
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: she had a.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Bucket with a lid on it. What's an insult that
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: wasn't even clever but still rent free in your brain?
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Does it usually work out for you when you talk
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: to people like that?
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's that's no, that's just asking how many times?
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: How many times you get the ship smacked out of
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: you for talking? Talking?
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Because get a little spicy that age.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Because nine times out of ten it's about to be
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: the motherfucking tenth that you back up the next one.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: What's an insult that wasn't even clever but still lives
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: rent free in your brain? You're the reason the Jean
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: police a lifeguard. Damn.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: That's saying that's the mother and cousins.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: Lloyd beyond the system of a down syndrome.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, this has been this week's episode of Wide
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: and D the podcast. Because we finished, I want to
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: change the episode tight of the system of.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Says some over down syndrome.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Next Jesus on, you're trying to get us canceled right?
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: What y'all looking like? That's definitely coming out, oh ship,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh y'all got an extra chromosome. We im
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: so into. Was an insult that wasn't even clever, but
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: still getting a free in your brain that it was
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: only me. The bar is on the ground, and you
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: bought a shovel to dig it even deeper.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Damn, sometimes you gotta dig a little deeper. It was better.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Next one was an insult that wasn't even clever, but
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: still lives rent free in your brain. Why aren't you
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: difficult to underestimate?
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Niggas can't have no faith in.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Like the bars already in hell. We already don't know
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: that it ain't coming up no high. We don't even
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: we know your fuck up. You know you ain't worth
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: for damn. They don't even getting mad no more jail.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: We know you're gonna leave. We already know you leave.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: And he ain't coming back with that milk right caught
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: him back or the back of cigarettes. Just we've learned
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: to expect nothing, damn.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Next one, what's an insult that wasn't even clever, but
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: still lives rent free in your brain. I saw a coworker.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: You look like you've got a lot further in life
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: than you should have. Ship.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they may or may not come out to
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: the attire being flattened.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: I mean just because they they they know they showed,
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: they showed the boss more than one way to eat races.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: For the second, and that isn't nut. What's an insult
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: that wasn't even clever? Was still a freaking jump.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: I bet that family tree is a wreath. Damn well, Ship,
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: that's the case they got. They're keeping it all in
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: the family. It just goes around in the Papa was
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: a rolling stone.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: That's the episode titled around and around and around and
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: around Jesus.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Everybody brother cousins ship.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Oh man, that was bad. Next one, what's an insult
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: that wasn't even clever? But still lives rent free in
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: your brain? One time a kid on the street said,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I look like I know how much stamps cost to
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: buy this statement.
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: First of all, you get a little bassett. Second, that
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: stage was rude. That is ages because yes.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: I remember how but stamps cast you sucker, Mitch Well
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: individual stamp. I can't remember how much the books was
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: but about eight dollars. That's the last time I remember
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: having to go buy a book of stamps on my
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: Thank God for father stamps. I got my stamps like
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: ten years ago, and I still got stamps left.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: That's how I don't.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: I ain't male nothing since God knows one I got
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: the post off was about a stamp.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: At the time. That was that literally was to think
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: that gift my mother gave me when I moved out
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: of her house. She got me a book of feather stamps,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: and I still got them twelve years since, and I
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: still got the same pack of all the little I'm
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: gonna need this service. No, everything is electronics now. It's
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: a pack of fifty like maybe forty two of them left.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Forty eight might be count because what is we using
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: envelops for.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we definitely don't. Niggas on niggas on mailing money orders,
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: my more every things. Everything is online. Everything is online.
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: Thank God for that.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: I couldnot imagine going having to go to the grocery
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: to pay my damn light bill. Can I get so?
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Can I get picked three? I need to pay my
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: water bill might be g bill, and I need the
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  Speaker 1: money order because I got to go take this down
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  Speaker 1: the Montgomery war. Hold on, hold on.
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  Speaker 4: Fifteen dollars, you want to steen dollars and fifty three cents?
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  Speaker 1: Same kids running up my dam Montgomery Ward.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: God should have navigated bastes excess.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: I just said, pick out a sweater set that I.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Was spending fifty dollars every few months? This it?
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: What's an insult that wasn't even clever but still lives
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: rent free in your brain? The only person you'll ever
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: make happy is the person who buries you.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Shit, Damn, that's a nice way to saying, kill yourself. Ouch,
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: that's me, that's me. I know we heard the last
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  Speaker 2: whole ship today with that.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's that's bad.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, what's an insult that wasn't even clever but still
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: lives rent free in your brain? You look easy to draw.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: That's rude?
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Is that a funny bird?
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: I feel like that's a fat joke? Is an ugly joke?
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I think it's just an ugly joke.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: I can just go look at that. It sounds like
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: ugly joke or there you go, Yep, it sounds ugly.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: That was me.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Add that to the tussle list. We got we got
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: box now like that bitch I got Look she got her.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm ugly, but I can fight, bitch. What's an
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: insult that wasn't even clever, but still there was rent
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: free in your brain. I bought a black trench coat
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: that I absolutely loved first time I wore it to work.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: One of the other lawyers said, I didn't realize the
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: matrix was filming.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Yo, I'll be the.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: One laughing in the whole way. Sorry, I laughing at.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Every day that one left. And what I thought they
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: was going to say, I'm called that nigga Morpheus.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Don't fall back? Been the one laughing, and.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: I guess he wasn't the one.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Don't sound like it. It was an insult that wasn't
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: even clever, but still lives rent free in your brain.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: When someone says they're trying their best, I said, try
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: the best of someone better. Oh Jesus, why do all
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: these people want to tossle?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: That's the point the ship?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: And it was an insult that wasn't even clever, but
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: still lives rent free in your brain. You made me
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: want to know what underwater smells like and.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: And I want to kill myself. Mother looking like you
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: made me not want to be here no more?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Just fuck it.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: Do you know how bad of a person you had
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: to be? Somebody prefer to drown themselves. I mean, that's bad.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 8: Don't disturb this, that's bad. This is a couple more
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 8: that I want to get away. I want flying away.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: What's an insult that wasn't even clever but still lives
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: rent free in your brain. I heard someone on TikTok
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: saying I'm not gonna waste my breath arguing with the
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: voices in your head, and that quote lives in my
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: head rent free, and I've used it a few times.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Whoever op was they were, So I mean.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 12: This to mesure with the rest of your personalities, because
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 12: they're all all the nine of y'all is dumb full,
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  Speaker 12: the whole, the whole lot of you.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: At last one of us. You go to hell, you
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: go to hell, you go to hell, and you go
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: to hell.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I ain't no getting through to you because
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: I can't argue with them. I can't argue with them.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: You already you are, You're already doing it for me. Brother,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: fucking the aad, do your think.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: By what's an insult that wasn't even clever, but still
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: lives rent free in your brain. You're so helpful even
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: if you don't know how you can help. No, I
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: ain't like dob Okay, what's an insult that wasn't even
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: clever but still lives rent free in your brain? You
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: pull your pants down just the fart?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: What what that goes out there?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: You look at your mother basement, don't you? M hm
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: m m mm hmm. You pull your pants down just
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  Speaker 2: to fuck?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: It was funny, though?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: What means?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: What's an insult that wasn't even clever but still lives
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: rent free in your brain? May God bless you because
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: he's your last resort. I'm not even religious, but damn.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, that's that's so, that's that's that's bless your heart.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: It is bless your heart, little dumb ass?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Was an insult that wasn't even clever, but still lives
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: rent free in your brain. A guy from middle school
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: told me, I WoT like a chicken with Parkinson's disease?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: How exactly does that?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Love?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: They got the shakes? Whoa every go to that?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Wait for me please? Last one? What is an insult
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: that wasn't even clever, but still lives rent free in
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: your brain. My god, I'm a dude and I'm short, okay,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: like five to two, and I work behind the bar.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: I was serving this group of dudes and I hear
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: one guy wish prince his friend. I thought he was sitting.
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  Speaker 5: Am.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: I get short jokes daily, and I can confidently say
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: that that was an original. Couldn't help but laugh. Oh,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: that's the that's you can do that like that, that
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: was the best. You're gonna You're gonna say frod over
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: something like frod over servant grod. Wait, that's what they drink.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know the motherfucker said over servant grown. What
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: what the I don't know what the fuck? I don't
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: know the billbo and them drink it. Am, I don't
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: know what that is.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: This is the actual last one. What's an insult? That
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: wasn't even clever, but still lives rent free in your brain.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: You never experienced a brain freeze before?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: Huh damn. That was me.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: Mostly trying to say that you don't have a brain,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: so that's why you have experienced the brain freeze.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Is that it's by whom the head of Red.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: Help me, Lord.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 13: That was buddy, Okay, what's next us? I don't need
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 13: no no more episode? Okay, Lord, moving along?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: I guess town.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: World Wars, y' know for you know, you know that
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• 1:06:25
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• 1:06:28
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• 1:06:31
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• 1:06:32
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• 1:06:45
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  Speaker 4: I am twenty three years old and a mom of six,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: currently pregnant with my seventh child. My family doesn't want
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: me to have the baby because they are jealous of me.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: Girl. My first two children are by my uncle more
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: like a family friend.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: I was fourteen. Maybe he should be in jail, like jail,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: jail like he should. I've been in jail when the
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: first baby. It should have never made it there for
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: but I digress. I was fourteen. My third is by
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: my first love who was murdered his bitch is mine
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: won custody when I was sixteen. My fourth one is
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: by my old coach. He takes care of our son.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: Coach probably should be in jailed to.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: My aunt can't have kids, so I let her have
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: my last two girls. She's saying I shouldn't have any
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: more children, but I want this one. I love this guy,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: and I feel like he will come around to having
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: a family with me. I've been through a lot. I
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: want this baby to prove I can be a family.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: My mother made me move back in with her, but
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: it's expecting me to pay six hundred dollars for rent.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: I have my phone, build a pag. That's too much money.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: I have to see my kids for Christmas, and they're
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: trying to cut food stamps. I work, but I want
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: to go back to school. My biggest problem is that
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: he won't leave his wife for me. He knows I'm pregnant,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: but not showing up for me. I have to be
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: able to prove that I can be a family. Do
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: you think he would change his mind?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Bitch?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: No. No.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: First of all, with all seriousness in the world, you
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: need therapy.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: You have been manipulated from childhood by the quote unquote uncle.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: He need his ass kicks under the jail.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he needs his ass kick and he needs to
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: be in jail because if he was if you consider
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: him an uncle, that means he was older than you.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: He was an adult, so he had no business fucking
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: around with you in the first fucking place. And if
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: anybody knows that he's the father of them children and
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: they've done nothing, they need their ass to kick to you.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: So you started off jail too. Yes, you got a
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: lot of.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: Fucking trauma and you keep popping out babies and popping
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: out babies and popping out babies, and that custody and
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: none of them, and you want to keep the fucking baby.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: But you remind me is somebody I.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: Ain't gonna say her name, but you know that she is.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: But this one one of her damn nineteen children. If
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: only you knew? So how much I do?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: You didn't do he didn't you?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 12: No?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: Okay, motherfucking never break a promise after the show? Yeah,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: we want some real ship.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: You you don't. You don't have custody in your first
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: six kids, but then the seventh kid, this is the
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: one that this the one you want, And then not
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: only is this the one that you want. You want
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: this what you wanted with a married man, and you
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: think that the married man is going to leave. But
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: you're trying to prove that you can be a family.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: But you can't prove that you can be a family
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: because he already got a family. No, not even detail,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: but not even that.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Road to happiness.
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  Speaker 5: How are you going to prove you can be a
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: family when you don't even have your family that you
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: got You got five other one, I'm sorry, you got six.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: Something that change that you want that you don't even have.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: And you say your family jealous, Say why they're jealous?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: They taking care of you goddamn kids?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Like fuck?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: Is the people raising your children jealousy? Jealous for what? Jealous?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: Your hands in the therapy?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: You need help?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: She got that good, she got that good? Win these
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: jobs the man?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: When this man don't leave his wife for you because
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: he's not and he don't want them to do with you,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: and you're still a single mother. Somebody else is gonna
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: be raising this seventh baby and you're gonna try it
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: again with baby age.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: You need some therapy and you need to be sterilized.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, sorry, sterilized, sterilized, sterilized, but sized time burn
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: them and pull them out.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm sorry, my god, no, But my question is
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: what does what does like you're not having full stands
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: got to do with any of this ship Because I mean,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: I was trying.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: To food stands for you ain't raising your kids, right,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's like, I'm I was trying
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: to find a correlation with it. But it's like, yo,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: if you don't if you don't have custody, eight kids,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: while you need that, usually the people that need it,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: you know that needed, they are the ones that's working.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: And they they still they still find it hard to
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: provide for six kids. I got one. I don't qualify
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: for food stamp. About one hundred and twenty something.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: Penn Son eat like he about three forty pounds, I
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: think latest time I went to the doctors.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: I remember the nigga look like he about ninety eight pounds.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: So now that nigga a little stocky drop big as cup.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: I'm good. He eat like a sumer wrestler. I mean, well,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: let you run in the family. So okay, I'm talking.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: I'm talking paternal.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Big Next question, Oh my god, Brittany AnyWho? Moving along?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: Going over to Parker Confessions. This is still Miss Parker
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: for real, y'all. My ex boyfriend cheated on me and
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: got two women pregnant. We were living together. He refused
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: to leave. I told him I was getting evicted. I
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: moved all of my stuff out of the house and
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: pecked all his stuff. He didn't believe me, so when
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: he got off work and went to the house, I
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: called the police and said someone was breaking in. He
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: had a warrant for breaking and entering domestic violence against
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: his ex girlfriend. I got my home back and he's
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: in jail.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: A win is a win? Is it a greecious? But
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: I hope you got a restrain in order? Sounds like
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: and a pumpum. Might need to move so you can
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: take the south.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: Sounding like that order. Shit, they ain't gonna work on him.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: You need to day.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I got two other women pregnant, but I
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: go no, damn where you better go move in with
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: water of them bitches, do not leaving me. Bit you
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: getting the fuck out of head tyrone family back. We're
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: gonna call your mama. That's your family, going about your business.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: Then gone when we move when we move into Georgia.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, nigga. She was like you speaking French. I
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: ain't know you.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 6: It's bi lingual.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Mmm mmmmm mmm mm hmmm about lingual. Oh man, that's
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: fucking funny to me. A boy, I'm trying to told.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: You her dumbas shouldn't invited that man to that day
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: going away party.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Still mad about that?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: That one more Miss Parker's confession before we move on
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: to Brandon's favorite thread.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm going out with a bank. That's a show
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: by folks.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: This one is one of my is actually one of
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: my favorite ones.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: Form the me.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: My husband of three years has been talking to a
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: woman named Raven for two weeks. They met on Hinges.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: They plan to meet tonight. Raven is my coworker, but
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: I am raving too. He's been sending neked picks and
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: sent her eight hundred dollars for her rent. We treated
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: our office to lunch. We are meeting at the Ruxton
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: at eight for dinner. I cannot wait to serve him
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: with the ward's papers.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, today as in local, as in this
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: is foolishness.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: As I wish I had seen this because I would
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: have been at the Rusty, like, hey, Brandon, listen, come
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: here for a drink right quick.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: Ain't no questions, Just compete me for a drink.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: I feel like we fit to get a show.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Is there somebody by the name of Raven here by chance?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: She said no? There? Oh, I just was curious. Hey, yo,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: me and Brandon can be on the team, like.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 12: He just put.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Did you see who the lady walking.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: Sip's about to go down the bathroom?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Is your restaurant?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: What you.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: Know what you get? Two glasses? Oh your cheapest champagne? Name?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: We celebrating.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: On some no, on some real ship.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: How do if you married, If you were married and
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: you just gave up eight hundred dollars to help this
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: bitch for rent?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: Yo? How you explain that to your wife? Yo?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: Honey went missing. A lot of women don't be in
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: in finances the way they should be. He paid all
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: the bills, so I don't. I don't know where the
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: money is, knowing and all that the other stuff. No, baby,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: you know every penitity. They're coming young.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: It may not be that he may deposit his share
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: of the bills into their joint account but maintain his
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: own accounts. You know, he could, just his wife wouldn't
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: know that. I don't.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: I don't agree with this whole the whole joint account
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: being your only account.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: Bullshit. It's always good.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: To have a separate account, Damn sure.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: Separate.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: You should have a joint account for bills only, That's
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: what I believe. You should have separate savings accounts or
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: even separate checking accounts too, because you may got some ship.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: You want to purchase. Yeah, you should always know what's.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: Going on with the finances in your household, or you
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: won't be caught off guard if he decides to dare
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: the mall to leave before a.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Bitch name Raven, you never know how the ship listen.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to catch my man cheat and I just
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: want to know. I just can't you. We're gonna have
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: I think I seen I've seen an app on his phone,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: so you know.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: Moving on, two more question. They both are going to
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: come from Six Brown Chicks Brandon's favorite thread.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: That is okay. Unfortunately I am one of the corporate layoffs.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Life was good, pay was good.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: But what sucks is that I just closed on a
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: new house for my ebony mistress and our baby.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: I've been married for ten years.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: I have a great wife and children, and I don't
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: wish to start over with someone who has nothing. The
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: problem is my mistress believes that most of us white
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: men are well off.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: I am not.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: I've been budgeting to show her the good life, but
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: now I anticipate that my finances will be in shambles,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: so I can no longer afford the home or the
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: new baby. How do I tell my mistress that she
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: needs to have the child solo? And move on in
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: a kind of gentle way that leaves the door open
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: for me to come back at a later date.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: He's and thank you, mister Sarah.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: They be talking about they'll be talking about black people
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: got stereotypes, nigga.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: I hope.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: Mister white man.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: He's about doing anybody. He got way, he got money,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: but they wash off the show like Woody from Drew
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Hill next time on.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: Oh sh.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: I bet you he waiting for the alias, clearly messing
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: with anything. Ebey, he didn't got him in trouble because
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: he the with that. Listen and the defense of that happens.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: I can't stand no coachlo ass bitch. But baby, I
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: hope at least you had to calm and send me
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: to get the fucking house and your name ship.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, you and your baby about to be homeless.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: I just want to say, for the record, I hate these.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, oh my god, Oh Jesus, oh lord,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 6: that's funny.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: I thought he was about to start pacing.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 12: She said.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: He why he got money.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: She had money because he was Caucasian. Helloyd, very bad.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: All of y'all find mister white bag if you do
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: got anything left.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: I hope your wife find out when she leaves your
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: stupid ass, because that's what you get, that's what you
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: and getting bitches.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 12: Pregnant you want, You want to let it down like
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 12: you want to row dickens, y'all trifling.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: You wanted some of that abony crean trifling.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: Bad enough. You're out here, cheek, but you out here
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: row dicken rolling eyes. Cham.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: Sorry, you're about to be in trouble. Your wife's gonna
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: take the little bit you do have left. You better
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: hope that damn houses the house is.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: In your name. You in trouble.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: And you're about to be on the hook for child
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: support if you lead the abney mistress because she's just
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: gonna let you baby listen. Yeah, this ain't gonna work out.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Well for you.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: Chat, It's not gonna work out well for you. You
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: might want to start going to donate blood to the
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: Plasma Center. They gave about fifty bucks every time you
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: can donate like.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: That at all.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Advice for the white man at all. Susie takes your
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: ash to clean his bill.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Same same, like that lady, like that lady who husband
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: was cheating on it at the cold plate content if
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: you can't use her longs you can't use a cold.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: Last one we met on Facebook and we bobbed hard
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: over the phone. My issue is that he got a
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: motel room for us for three days, but after the
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: first round of sex on the first night, he left
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: to pick up some food.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: For us, but he never came back. He left my
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: messages on red as well.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: I thought something terrible happened to him, but he was
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: right back on Facebook that very night posting about these
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: holes need to practice better hygiene.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: Did he sleep with someone after me on the same night.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: I know he feels bad about not coming back to me,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: but is he the immature to disrespect another woman to
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: try to impress me?
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: If so, what's up with this with the disappearing? How
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: do I lure him back?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: Advice?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: Poor poor thing, sugar.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 8: Cat.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: You know she needs some dad to sell. She needs
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: some vinacle and water.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 6: She needs some she she.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: Needed to a g y n Yeah, because you probably
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: got BV that.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: Cat is cool to cat bro.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 6: They don't hit it.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: Niggas do that.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: I know, I know, but I'm saying that that's a
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: lot about y'all too.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: I want you all to know that if you's a
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 4: sex a woman and she smelled if after the first
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: if you pull her panties off and smell, if you
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: hold your breathing and still fuck you, clawn, that's nasty.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: That nasty, y'all. That that's what today.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: You still hate sex? Wire like look a look all right.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: Talk about it on Facebook? Still hate sex?
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: What sir? I mean? He paid for that room, so
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: fuck that.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: That's disgusting?
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: Is that it? You're gonna eat chicken if the stink some.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 5: People might if you're hungry, and that niggas you know,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: niggas et niggas out here, eat Durian.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, let's go.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: Is that eat what? Dan? It's like it's a stink
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: ass fruit? That ship or sugar he was talking about
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: you make your an appointment, Yeah, because you can't be
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: that oblivious, like oh my god.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: That you think he ghosted you. He wasn't talking about you. Luck, sugar.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: If John had.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: Three would make it worse, would make it worse. Is
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: the fact that yo, he you think, yo, he got
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: that room for three days.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: The lights is on, but ain't nobody. The elevator doesn't
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: go all the way to the top floor. The hamster
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 4: on the wheel is dead.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: There's just spinning.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: The wheel, just rotating in the hamster, just flopping side
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 4: to side. The monkey that played the little you know,
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: the little monkey that played the little symbols.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: The symbol is still open.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the battery, the battery is dead. If you didn't
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: understand any of that, my point is proven.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: So the knowledge of drug a bad one. Mh you delusion,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: you del lo No, but I mean, but I've heard
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: someone say. I mean, I heard someone say, like you know,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: it's always hard. It's always hard to see the it's
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: always hard to hear the truth because you can't see your.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: Poor thing, poor little You smelled yourself first, sister.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: You have to, especially when you say that.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: It has to be like a puff of think it's humming. Number,
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: your heard your number yard. This ship is humming, like.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: I said, waft, see.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: In the bathtubs, in the bathtop your little bath, everybody,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: now see.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: The bath. That's some bleach, don't everything? Ship?
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what she needed A long time.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: Nia was like, that's how you car.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: That's what's what's next, Sean, what's next? What's next?
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: God?
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: What's yours? I guess I got one more? Okay, you
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: don't great. I'm gonna I'm gonna leave.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna leave six brown chicks because Brandon is befuddled.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: She stresses me the funk out. One more, Miss Parker
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: for real.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: One.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: I gotta go back because I've been wanting to read
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: this one since last week.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm, I guess your up.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: You love my brother and this this is a Parker confession.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: My brother and I were raised to be a getting
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: home with sexuality boy.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: This is a female speaking y'all. Well, I'm the black
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 4: sheep because I finally came out. I was invited to
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: my uncle's funeral. On Wednesday. I was introduced to my
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: preacher brother's wife. I've been sleeping with her and hearing
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 4: about how miserable she is with her husband for over
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: a year.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: She was scared.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: When I got all along, I played with her and
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 4: let her know I'm not going anywhere. Since then, the
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 4: sex has been even better because.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: She believe in miracles.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 5: In years, I'm Marca, maybe gonna help and baby win them.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: If you're going to hell, Okay, you are free to
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: be whoever it is that you want to be. But
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: you knew this woman was married, so now.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: You did that, she said, she said she was introduced
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: to Yeah.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: But she knew she was married because she says, I've
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: been sleeping with her and hearing about how miserable she
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: is with her husband for a year.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: Found out that she just found out that was her
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: brother's wife. She knew the woman was married. She just
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: finding out who the woman is because she's the black
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 4: sheep of the family. So she never met him before
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: until she went to the funeral.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: That's gotta be funny.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: So you already knew she was married, So you was
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: then wrong right then the name because bitch, your cold claws.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: Ally, but she got she got deniability whatever.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: He was sleeping with a.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: Married woman, And now you're the found out that that's
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 4: your brother's right and you still won't keep sucking with her. Yeah,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: whatever happens to you, happen to see you. I don't
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 4: think your homosexuality made you the black sheep of the family.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: I think you're just a bitch.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 5: Niggas grew up, Niggas grew up against home like train
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 5: like training to hate it. And then it's like they
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 5: pushed the right, they pushed it right there, and then
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 5: it's like, oh, well, I don't think that you. I
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 5: don't think that you be the black sheep.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: I just think you're a bitch.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 10: You're a bitch.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: Nobody likes around, nobody likes to be right. A bitch.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: You do things like that, you sleep with married folks,
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: and then you find out who she married to, and
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: you're gonna.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: Keep my solona.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch and the wife ain't ship neither. And I
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: hope they get found out.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: I really did.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: I hope they get found out. The husband divorces.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I ain't. I think that's why.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 5: I think that's why everybody go to funerals, because the
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 5: funerals be the messiest where.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: The drama be at. Yeah, funerals be the messiest. Y'all
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: showed me. Y'all showed me that ship. Yep, because y'all
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: y'all nigg is talking in the group chats fucking hilarious.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: Oh my grandfather's Farid.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 5: I was like, damn, I wish I damn, I wish
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 5: I have went yeah, yeah, yeah, I probably make you
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 5: on quiet laugh And that had been for everybody.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they were behind me, so I I the
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 4: group was the reason I knew what was going m hm.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 4: I needed something to distract me, you know, I was baby.
• 1:33:01
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• 1:33:03
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  Speaker 1: for watching and listening, and we will be back next
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  Speaker 1: week for the last episode of November. But wanting that
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  Speaker 1: state of the podcast. Amazing good stuff we like, we like,
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  Speaker 1: we like snacks and cakes and pots and stuff over here.
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  Speaker 5: and cookies and ship that would be amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Could we not even get an emails?
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  Speaker 2: Goes in the st.
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  Speaker 1: You're paying for your time to spend money unnecessarily. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta you got pr buney box.
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  Speaker 2: Money, nigga, not yet, But I'm saying, I was just
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  Speaker 2: talking about cakes and pies and she's.
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  Speaker 1: Like moldy by the time we get it. Thanks y'all, Well,
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  Speaker 1: holler see y'all next week. I question