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Things That Must Go From October 28th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: These are things that are bugging you, dear, dear friends
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  Speaker 1: of the program, and we don't want them to bother
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  Speaker 1: you anymore. So please, if something's eating at you, something's
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: got stuck in your craw, you send it to us.
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: It's things that must go. And sometimes, if we read
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: yours on the air, that helps you feel better. And oftentimes, well,
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  Speaker 1: not oftentimes, but occasionally, I would say, these things actually
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: will disappear from your life. So it's things that must go.
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: Send them to radiofromhell at x96.
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  Speaker 2: Com.
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  Speaker 1: Put must go in the subject line, and we'll get
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  Speaker 1: to it. Jeannie, you want to start today?
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  Speaker 3: Sure. This one from Housekeeper Mariah.
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  Speaker 2: Dear Lords, I.
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  Speaker 3: Come before you once again, a humble housekeeper. Asking for
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  Speaker 3: your help in making these things vanish from my life.
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  Speaker 3: First and foremost, my anxiety. It's crippling sometimes, and I'll
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: find one thing wrong and then enter a spiral that
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: quickly becomes self-fulfilling. Second, and slightly less irritating, people who
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  Speaker 3: leave large piles of garbage around the provided garbage cans
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  Speaker 3: in the rooms at the hotel that I work in.
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  Speaker 3: And finally, and grossest of all, People who blow their
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  Speaker 3: nose in the shower and then don't make sure that
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  Speaker 3: they have checked to see that the snot rocket goes
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  Speaker 3: down the drain.
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  Speaker 2: So it's okay to do it as long as you're
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  Speaker 2: letting go.
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  Speaker 4: Just make sure it goes down.
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  Speaker 3: Seriously, I shouldn't have to worry about your boogers while
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  Speaker 3: I'm already scrubbing where your feet have been. Thank you,
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  Speaker 3: Housekeeper Mariah. Doing the Lord's work there, Mariah. This from
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  Speaker 3: Please Don't Use My Name. I work in a small
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  Speaker 3: fabric store where the clientele is mostly white women over
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  Speaker 3: the age of 60. My thing that must go is
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  Speaker 3: the casual racist and homophobic comments that come out of
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  Speaker 3: their mouths completely unprompted. There's no way to respond without
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  Speaker 3: getting fired because anything I would say would definitely get
• 1:59
  Speaker 3: me fired. This must go. This from Tony. Good morning.
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: My thing that must go. The gays who want to
• 2:06
  Speaker 3: dress up as the $ 15 million bird from the Kelly
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  Speaker 3: Clarkson game magic store drama. Oh. They should be dressing
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  Speaker 3: up as Vivian Ward and Edward Lewis. God bless you, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Those are the pretty woman characters.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Let's see.
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  Speaker 3: And then finally, these from Susie. Reckless Tesla drivers must go.
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  Speaker 3: Stop flying around, switching lanes, and causing chaos. And please
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  Speaker 3: use your blinkers so we can at least try to
• 2:35
  Speaker 3: figure out what stunt you're going to try next. Thanks
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  Speaker 3: for letting me listen. Also, turkey bacon must go.
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  Speaker 2: Just in general.
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  Speaker 3: If you're going to have bacon, just have bacon.
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  Speaker 2: No one's making you buy it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I saw a billboard yesterday. Rodizio Grill, bacon month. Everything,
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  Speaker 1: that's their whole theme for the month.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Bacon. Carrie, you want to go next? Okay. This
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  Speaker 2: one from Zane. Good morning, lords. Me and Mrs.
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  Speaker 4: Zane were in Disneyland last week.
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  Speaker 2: Things that must go.
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  Speaker 4: October is supposed to be not a hot month.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Right. It was a hot this month. Disneyland's average temperature
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  Speaker 4: was 75 to 90 degrees.
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  Speaker 2: It was gross. Get used to it.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: It's not going away.
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  Speaker 4: This one is a true complaint. Number two, not enough shade.
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  Speaker 4: Rather hardly any shade. Like I said, a couple of
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  Speaker 4: days get close to 90 degrees plus humidity. Number three, hotels.
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  Speaker 4: The hotel was nice. Breakfast, on-site Starbucks, shuttle to the park, pool,
• 3:41
  Speaker 4: hot tub. Although our shower didn't drain all the water, though.
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  Speaker 2: It kind of built up. Maybe it's because of the boogers. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: The toilet also did that gurgle burping sound.
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  Speaker 2: It sounded a little clogged.
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  Speaker 4: It was my first time there.
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  Speaker 2: Mrs.
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  Speaker 4: Zane has been there six or seven times now. She
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  Speaker 4: told me it was expensive, but I really didn't understand
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  Speaker 4: how expensive until all of our money was gone after
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  Speaker 4: a short time there. It's true, and it just keeps
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  Speaker 4: going up. Every October they raise the price. I had
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  Speaker 4: the entire week off. Used the rest of my vacation time.
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  Speaker 4: I wish I had some more time off because this
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  Speaker 4: week is now dragging ass.
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  Speaker 2: I need a.
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  Speaker 4: Vacation after my vacation. Let's see this one from Casey.
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  Speaker 2: Yelling, let's go! I think it was Deadpool that.
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  Speaker 4: Brought this little more to the forefront, but on many
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  Speaker 4: game shows and almost all competitive reality shows, every episode
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  Speaker 4: will have someone at some point yelling, let's go!
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  Speaker 2: Getting old fast.
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  Speaker 4: Make it go. And finally, this one from Jason. Halloween
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  Speaker 4: adjectives must go. Words like spooktacular, bootiful, boys and ghouls.
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  Speaker 4: I love Halloween, but these words have gotten a little stale.
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  Speaker 4: Fangs for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: I'll bring it home here. I have a couple of
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  Speaker 1: my own. First of all, people who, and I hear
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people doing it, and I don't know
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  Speaker 1: where it started, saying 100%.
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  Speaker 2: 100%. 100%, man.
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  Speaker 1: And they'll say it several times in a conversation. Oh, yeah, 100%.
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  Speaker 2: 100%. A way of saying, you know, I'm very positive
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  Speaker 2: about this. I do that.
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  Speaker 3: 100%.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: And we need to decide, this is my other thing
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  Speaker 1: that must go, we need to decide, is.
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  Speaker 2: It amen or amen? Amen. Amen. It has to. Well,
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  Speaker 2: is that what we're going to decide? It's amen at
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  Speaker 2: the end of a prayer?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm just thinking of the song. Amen.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's amen in a casual use, but in
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  Speaker 4: a professional use, it's amen.
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  Speaker 2: You think? Yeah. Maybe so.
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  Speaker 3: To the Father.
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  Speaker 1: This one is Ty from West Valley here. You can
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  Speaker 1: use my name. Taking the day off today, which is
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  Speaker 1: a plus. but realizing that I taped up a sign
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  Speaker 1: at my cubicle that says, quote, celebrate inner beauty for
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  Speaker 1: physical beauty fades, signed, some ugly wise guy. Oh. Thing
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  Speaker 1: that must go is I didn't realize I'd left the
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  Speaker 1: sign up, so if anyone goes into or past my cubicle,
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  Speaker 1: they're going to see it. Is that work appropriate? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, but there's an end of it. If people
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  Speaker 1: see it, they see it. Thanks for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine. Yeah, shoot. You should be okay. Here's a
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  Speaker 2: quick list of things that must go. It says, Ow.
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  Speaker 1: What? Don't you know who he is? When I have time,
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  Speaker 1: I will bring you some jalapenos that I have grown.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: Thank you for letting me listen. Feel free to edit this.
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  Speaker 1: I sent it not quite awake.
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  Speaker 2: Hunter. And finally, this one. Hello, Lord. Yes, you can
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  Speaker 2: use my name.
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  Speaker 1: It's Whitney. My thing that must go this week is rebranding.
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  Speaker 1: My credit union rebranded. We are rebranding at work. Even
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  Speaker 1: government entities are rebranding it.
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  Speaker 3: Department of War was the suggestion.
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  Speaker 1: It feels like just when you get used to one name,
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  Speaker 1: you have to shift, and then half the people don't shift,
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  Speaker 1: so no one knows what anyone is talking about anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Please make this go away. It's a waste of time
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  Speaker 1: and money. Thanks for letting me listen. Oh, I did
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: have one more short one. The spelling of Hurricane Utah.
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  Speaker 1: If you want me to say hurricane, then spell it
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  Speaker 1: that way. How do you take a common word and
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  Speaker 1: say it differently? I will always say hurricane unless they
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  Speaker 1: spell it differently.