Latest / Mikey and Bob / Kibbles 'n Bits In A Florida Air Fryer
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Well the ninety six one This Morning Freak Show.
- 0:03Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw a picture of you down in Florida
- 0:06Speaker 2: on your family summer vacation. Yeah, your face was so
- 0:11Speaker 2: red floating in the ocean that I was like worried
- 0:16Speaker 2: for you. And I saw the comments like put some
- 0:19Speaker 2: sunscreen on and everybody SPF seventy.
- 0:24Speaker 1: Dude.
- 0:24Speaker 2: You look what I was outside, man, I was outside
- 0:28Speaker 2: at this beach.
- 0:29Speaker 1: Yeah, down in Florida. I had a pool noodle. I
- 0:32Speaker 1: was just floating in the ocean.
- 0:33Speaker 2: Yeah. I did see pictures of you with sand dollars
- 0:36Speaker 2: on your nipples and you were floating in the ocean,
- 0:39Speaker 2: but you were just really really red. You just got
- 0:42Speaker 2: out there and got that sun. Huh.
- 0:44Speaker 1: I just took it all in it.
- 0:45Speaker 2: It was like the first day of your vacation. There
- 0:48Speaker 2: was one day where the in skin got it. The
- 0:50Speaker 2: innskin skin was not ready for those uvs. Okay, yeah, the.
- 0:54Speaker 1: Florida, Florida. Well hold on now, your face.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Now, I've known Bob since we're like eight, nine, ten
- 1:03Speaker 2: years old. Your face looks regular tan. I'm proud of you.
- 1:07Speaker 2: You got a nice summer tan. But then you showed
- 1:10Speaker 2: me your forearm.
- 1:11Speaker 3: There they're old guy that lives at the beach and
- 1:13Speaker 3: goes out there every morning.
- 1:14Speaker 1: I've known you all my life. Basically, I've never seen
- 1:17Speaker 1: your arms at dark before.
- 1:19Speaker 4: Dude, you came in here and I'm looking at your face,
- 1:22Speaker 4: I'm like.
- 1:24Speaker 1: Balanced out, But then I look at your arms. You
- 1:28Speaker 1: know what your armost tell you? Guy at the beach.
- 1:30Speaker 2: No, your arms look like uh festival or fair turkey legs.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Dude, your arms look delicious right now. I have to
- 1:37Speaker 1: be honest. They look they look like they look like
- 1:39Speaker 1: crispy juicy arms. Dude, you come back juice telling you
- 1:43Speaker 1: right now your arm juice? Yeah, man, it doesn't look too.
- 1:46Speaker 2: Light, little taste tasty, a little spice about there in
- 1:51Speaker 2: that Florida air fry.
- 1:52Speaker 1: Man, that's what happened. You put me in the first day.
- 1:56Speaker 1: I'm getting a little red next.
- 1:58Speaker 5: Thing, you know, Florida Man, I'm juicy Flourid air far.
- 2:05Speaker 2: You do you look like a guy that's been on
- 2:07Speaker 2: vacation for forty years.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Unbelievable. This guy left one.
- 2:12Speaker 2: Color, he came back. He's just look like the guy
- 2:14Speaker 2: who goes down to the beach in the mornings. Yeah,
- 2:17Speaker 2: that one guy you see out there that's the local. Yeah,
- 2:19Speaker 2: they'll tell you about it too this day.
- 2:22Speaker 1: You know, I lay out here every morning. You see
- 2:24Speaker 1: it for me. He's like little taste of that man.
- 2:27Speaker 1: Look pretty nice right there. Hey, we're back from vacation. Everybody. Sorry,
- 2:31Speaker 1: I'm juicy as hell. Good morning. Kiss All right, Bob.
- 2:40Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do the thing where I get out
- 2:42Speaker 2: my phone and show you my family summer vacation photos.
- 2:46Speaker 1: I know you.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Actually you might want to see some of them because
- 2:49Speaker 2: I took a lot of pictures of cool birds on vacation.
- 2:52Speaker 2: I'm like a birdwatcher. Now it's a whole thing on
- 2:54Speaker 2: a birdwatch. I don't even want to get into it,
- 2:57Speaker 2: but I take a lot of pictures of birds. Now, okay,
- 3:00Speaker 2: old people that watch birds all day, I get it.
- 3:02Speaker 1: I'm wan of you.
- 3:03Speaker 2: I just want chill and watch birds, man, because they're
- 3:06Speaker 2: dinosaurs too. I got a picture on my phone that
- 3:09Speaker 2: I need to show you, Bob, because you showed me
- 3:14Speaker 2: when you had this picture on your phone.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Actually, your picture is better than mine.
- 3:18Speaker 2: On my way, I was driving on the Pennsylvania Turnpike
- 3:24Speaker 2: going to my family vacation Ocean City, New Jersey. My
- 3:27Speaker 2: wife's from South Jersey. That's where we go every year, right, yeah.
- 3:31Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, I gotta take this picture.
- 3:34Speaker 2: And I'm driving, and I took this picture, Bob, and
- 3:38Speaker 2: I am going to disappoint you so bad because I
- 3:40Speaker 2: want you to read I took a picture of my dashboard.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Now you're gonna see.
- 3:44Speaker 2: That the temperature was one hundred degrees even when I
- 3:47Speaker 2: took this picture. I want you to read the number
- 3:50Speaker 2: of miles on my twoenty seventeen Hyundai Ionic. How many
- 3:56Speaker 2: How did you do this? Yeah, one hundred thousand and four.
- 4:00Speaker 2: I missed it by four miles. I missed the milestone picture.
- 4:03Speaker 2: You only get one chance at it. You only get
- 4:05Speaker 2: one chance. You blew it. I blew it a mile.
- 4:10Speaker 2: I told myself, not even close. It was like ninety
- 4:12Speaker 2: nine thousand and change. And I'm looking at him like
- 4:14Speaker 2: I'll get a hundred thousand. I'll get a hundred thousand.
- 4:17Speaker 2: I gotta take a picture of my dash when it
- 4:19Speaker 2: hit one hundred thousand, and dude, it was one hundred
- 4:21Speaker 2: degrees out. Well, I mean it wasn't really one hundred degrees,
- 4:23Speaker 2: but you know your temperature, it would have been one.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Hundred degrees one hundred thousand miles. Dude, that's like you post.
- 4:30Speaker 2: That on the internet and people go, who oh, people go,
- 4:34Speaker 2: who cares? I go?
- 4:35Speaker 1: I do, Okay, it's nice even numbers, right, it is.
- 4:39Speaker 2: All hundred thousand and four miles. I remember when you
- 4:42Speaker 2: hit two hundred thousand miles in your tahoe. You pulled
- 4:45Speaker 2: over on your way to work and took a picture
- 4:47Speaker 2: pulled over on seventy nine.
- 4:49Speaker 1: I did.
- 4:50Speaker 2: By the way, how many times have you looked back
- 4:51Speaker 2: or posted that picture or even showed another human being
- 4:55Speaker 2: other than me?
- 4:56Speaker 1: Uh?
- 4:56Speaker 2: None, yes, exactly, So my pictures it.
- 5:00Speaker 1: Was special to me.
- 5:01Speaker 5: Though.
- 5:01Speaker 1: My picture's even worse because I didn't even hit it.
- 5:05Speaker 1: I had one hundred thousand. I blew it. I bought it.
- 5:08Speaker 1: You held up your phone, you take a sad picture
- 5:11Speaker 1: like and four just I needed to take the.
- 5:15Speaker 2: Sad picture just to show you that I got cleat
- 5:19Speaker 2: previous like I was watching.
- 5:22Speaker 1: You know, a song comes on, you start singing. Next thing,
- 5:25Speaker 1: you know, you know, looking at Dad's gonna hit one
- 5:27Speaker 1: hundred thousand. Oh so sad. You know.
- 5:33Speaker 2: I don't know if that's just a bad thing, but
- 5:35Speaker 2: I felt really bad that I missed my one hundred
- 5:37Speaker 2: thousand mile mark by just four miles. Uh. By the way,
- 5:41Speaker 2: our podcast now sponsored by the Sea.
- 5:43Speaker 1: Harper Auto Group. Bob over two hundred thousand, over one
- 5:46Speaker 1: hundred thousand. Anytime they're ready to give us some vehicles.
- 5:50Speaker 5: To drive, drop them off, We're ready oncast.
- 5:55Speaker 1: You Bob podcast. You're ready to party?
- 5:57Speaker 2: Say yeah, yeah, hyping? Oh yeah, all right, Swing the
- 6:04Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you get
- 6:08Speaker 2: your podcasts. Is that damn heat dome back again, sitting
- 6:13Speaker 2: on us, squatting on us? Oh God, can't even worth
- 6:16Speaker 2: We're between the cheeks, God, squatting on of us.
- 6:22Speaker 1: It's gonna be like theis.
- 6:25Speaker 2: In the mid nineties today, it's just gonna be gross
- 6:28Speaker 2: out there, sweaty and swampy. It is Mikey about the
- 6:31Speaker 2: ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Now, we
- 6:33Speaker 2: got a lot of messages that have been sent to
- 6:36Speaker 2: us when we were on our summer break. I'm just
- 6:38Speaker 2: you know, getting in catching up on show after show
- 6:42Speaker 2: after show.
- 6:42Speaker 1: And the good thing about all of you is.
- 6:45Speaker 2: Even though a lot of you knew we were on
- 6:47Speaker 2: vacation last week, you still kept sending messages which is awesome.
- 6:52Speaker 1: Like I looked at the other shows in the building.
- 6:54Speaker 2: I'm like, Yo, we're on vacation and we're doing like
- 6:57Speaker 2: twenty times the numbers you guys are doing.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Is happening here.
- 7:01Speaker 2: So let's get to this talkback message brought to us
- 7:03Speaker 2: by One Team Media. It's our buddy Bob from Oakmont
- 7:07Speaker 2: checking in. Hey, it's your boy Bobby Dig's Okay, Bob
- 7:12Speaker 2: from a Want checking in.
- 7:13Speaker 1: Checking it's your boy Shane checking in, checking in.
- 7:17Speaker 2: Boys, I's gonna say, what's up, what's happening?
- 7:20Speaker 1: All right? So it's Bobby and Shane. It's all checking in.
- 7:22Speaker 6: Yeah, we don't have no garage time, but we're having
- 7:24Speaker 6: shed time up here.
- 7:25Speaker 7: Baby getting the ship, Mikey.
- 7:29Speaker 1: Getting a shed. Mikey, you invited the shed. You invited
- 7:33Speaker 1: to the oak shut top Bobby Diggy and Shane. Uh.
- 7:37Speaker 2: That was their first message. This was, by the way,
- 7:40Speaker 2: it was more than Bobby, Diggy and Shane. It's just
- 7:43Speaker 2: there must have been a party. There must have been
- 7:45Speaker 2: a party in an Oakman shed that we weren't invited to,
- 7:48Speaker 2: but they wanted us to be part of it. Hey, Mikey, Bob,
- 7:52Speaker 2: it's shann and Bob cranking hawks.
- 7:54Speaker 1: Baby. Listen to rima check in baby. Hey, it's your
- 7:58Speaker 1: boy Shane checking in.
- 8:00Speaker 2: Mom.
- 8:01Speaker 1: Who wants two times? Kids say, checking in baby?
- 8:14Speaker 2: That's their second message. Okay, getting the shot you're invited.
- 8:19Speaker 2: I mentioned a hog. Uh here's the third and final one.
- 8:26Speaker 2: I think I'm not even throw all the messages from
- 8:28Speaker 2: over vacation. I think this is the last one though.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Listen, boys, here's the scuba'm mana talia. When you have
- 8:35Speaker 1: eight beers, you're basically in it to win it. You
- 8:37Speaker 1: know what printed on a shirt. When you have eight beers,
- 8:40Speaker 1: you're basically in it to win it. Truth. He's not lying. Truth.
- 8:44Speaker 2: One beer, you're just quenching your thirst. Ye two beers.
- 8:49Speaker 2: You want to feel a little so you get to
- 8:51Speaker 2: that eight level.
- 8:52Speaker 1: No, in it to win it, Win it now or
- 8:56Speaker 1: watch dragon Ball Z. And we're gonna watch dragon Ball Z.
- 9:01Speaker 1: I'm on dragon Balls dragon.
- 9:03Speaker 2: Ball Bob from Ocott in your shed. We appreciate that, buddy,
- 9:13Speaker 2: Thanks for thinking of us.
- 9:15Speaker 1: Hey, you can join me and Bob for the World
- 9:17Speaker 1: Cup Final on Sunday. We'll give you all the details
- 9:20Speaker 1: coming up next. It's my giar Bob Cats. I'm making
- 9:24Speaker 1: Young Bob.
- 9:28Speaker 2: The Baseball Home Run Derby was on last night. Jordan
- 9:32Speaker 2: Walker of the Saint Louis Cardinals on it. Okay, you
- 9:35Speaker 2: know all right? It was on Netflix too, which was, uh,
- 9:39Speaker 2: did you watch? No? I didn't even I didn't even
- 9:42Speaker 2: turn it on. You know, it used to be something
- 9:44Speaker 2: I was really into. Now I just could care less.
- 9:46Speaker 2: You know, it just seems I know they had new
- 9:48Speaker 2: rules and everything this year, but it just seems like
- 9:50Speaker 2: it's too much of a commitment, goes on too long,
- 9:53Speaker 2: and honestly, I don't care that much. If there's a
- 9:55Speaker 2: Pirates player in there, it's hitting dong shots share, I'll
- 9:58Speaker 2: turn it on, you know, but.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh, dude from the Cardinals.
- 10:03Speaker 2: But in the Home Run Derby last night and tonight
- 10:05Speaker 2: is the All Star Game National League versus American League.
- 10:08Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Now
- 10:11Speaker 2: Pirates got two All Stars, Paul Skeans of course, and
- 10:14Speaker 2: then Braxton Ashcraft. We have two pitchers in the All
- 10:17Speaker 2: Star Game. Neither of them are going to pitch. We
- 10:21Speaker 2: already know this because they pitched against Milwaukee.
- 10:25Speaker 1: You know, before the All Star break, we swept the Brewers.
- 10:28Speaker 2: That was awesome, right, Yeah, crazy runs and all that
- 10:31Speaker 2: run explosion. Now we're at the All Star break and
- 10:34Speaker 2: these guys are the All Stars, but they're not pitching at.
- 10:36Speaker 1: All, So there's no chance of a Pirate getting in tonight.
- 10:39Speaker 2: Not even like, hey, Paul Skens, get out there and
- 10:41Speaker 2: throw one baseball. I don't think any of this is
- 10:44Speaker 2: happening at all. Here was Paul Skeen's just talking about
- 10:47Speaker 2: not pitching in the All Star Games.
- 10:49Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a little weird, you know, kind of feel
- 10:51Speaker 8: bad for the Pirates fans, but I would hope that
- 10:53Speaker 8: they're they can get over it a little bit, because
- 10:56Speaker 8: you know, most just won the games that we have started,
- 10:58Speaker 8: and they were up to the pitch shortly after the
- 11:01Speaker 8: All Star break. So all Star Games cool, but you
- 11:04Speaker 8: know we're gonna do some cool stuff the.
- 11:06Speaker 1: Regular season this year.
- 11:09Speaker 2: Hey, all Star games cool, but Bucco fever into the
- 11:13Speaker 2: late summer.
- 11:16Speaker 1: He's ready for it to run wild. It's even cooler.
- 11:18Speaker 5: Man.
- 11:20Speaker 2: Yeah, so we got two Pirates in the All Star
- 11:22Speaker 2: Game and neither of them are going to be pitching tonight.
- 11:25Speaker 2: How is your World Cup fever, Bob? Because mine has
- 11:29Speaker 2: hit unreal levels. I am so locked into the World Cup.
- 11:33Speaker 2: My wife Jamie is watching all the World Cup matches
- 11:35Speaker 2: with me, and I told her, I said, you're gonna
- 11:37Speaker 2: watch English Premier League with me.
- 11:39Speaker 1: This year and she said, I think, I am wow.
- 11:42Speaker 1: Might have got my wife into soccer. Might have got
- 11:45Speaker 1: her in. I watched games that were on in the
- 11:48Speaker 1: afternoon last week. Yeah, that was at the beach. A lot,
- 11:52Speaker 1: big one, big one. Today, man, we're like in the
- 11:55Speaker 1: final four.
- 11:56Speaker 2: I know, you know, yeah, I know today three pm
- 12:00Speaker 2: it is Spain against France in.
- 12:03Speaker 1: The World Cup. Oh man, that's a big one.
- 12:07Speaker 2: Then you got Argentina and England tomorrow. Winner of those
- 12:11Speaker 2: two games will play for.
- 12:14Speaker 1: The I didn't know there was a third third place game.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like guy will throw one more in there
- 12:22Speaker 2: third place for everybody. You know.
- 12:24Speaker 1: It's fine.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Me and Bob are actually gonna be hosting the World
- 12:27Speaker 2: Cup final viewing.
- 12:29Speaker 1: Party on Sunday. Yeah at AF for sure.
- 12:34Speaker 2: Yeah, they've been doing these viewing parties and they're having
- 12:37Speaker 2: won an accressure on Sunday for the final. It's like
- 12:40Speaker 2: the whatever, like official like USA World Cup sort of
- 12:46Speaker 2: big stadium thing, right.
- 12:48Speaker 1: So we'll see who's in it?
- 12:51Speaker 2: I think you want you want Messi in it though, right,
- 12:54Speaker 2: he's Argentina.
- 12:55Speaker 1: Argentina, France, Argentina, France, Argentina. That's mess That's a good one.
- 13:01Speaker 1: That's the one, right.
- 13:02Speaker 2: But then again, England they haven't won it in a
- 13:04Speaker 2: long long time and they're like the soccer people, so
- 13:08Speaker 2: you know, I don't know, we'll see either way. We're
- 13:12Speaker 2: gonna have a party on Sunday at Acre Sure, uh so,
- 13:15Speaker 2: me and Bob will be out there. Come come hang
- 13:17Speaker 2: out with us and watch a World Cup final. If
- 13:19Speaker 2: you're a soccer fan.
- 13:20Speaker 3: That's gonna be going on. Picklesburg is gonna be going on. Jeez,
- 13:24Speaker 3: there's a bunch of stuff going on down there.
- 13:26Speaker 1: Grand Prix is Shenley Park, all right.
- 13:29Speaker 2: So join me and Bob if you still got that
- 13:31Speaker 2: World Cup fever. We will be hosting the the final
- 13:34Speaker 2: match on uh on a Sunday. Coming up next, we
- 13:38Speaker 2: will talk about the Parkway East closure of course, that
- 13:41Speaker 2: has been happening since yesterday. Today is the day where
- 13:43Speaker 2: it's probably gonna ramp up because some people were, you know,
- 13:46Speaker 2: off yesterday.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Monday and Fridays are weird now.
- 13:49Speaker 2: It's like people don't even work on Mondays and Fridays
- 13:51Speaker 2: a lot anymore, you know, since COVID. But uh, we
- 13:54Speaker 2: will get to the Parkway East proposal story and today
- 13:59Speaker 2: in Free Show.
- 14:00Speaker 1: History coming up next. It's like you bop.
- 14:07Speaker 2: The Parkway East closure everybody's been you know, aware about
- 14:11Speaker 2: and the news been telling you about for months and months.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Started yesterday. It wasn't too bad, right, No, I think
- 14:18Speaker 1: it was okay.
- 14:20Speaker 2: But we'll see today because again Mondays and Fridays are
- 14:23Speaker 2: usually a little lighter on traffic, you know.
- 14:26Speaker 1: I love that pend was just like, yeah, yesterday wasn't
- 14:28Speaker 1: a real test.
- 14:29Speaker 2: Yeah, they're saying today is really sort of a stress
- 14:32Speaker 2: test with the amount of people that will be trying
- 14:36Speaker 2: to just avoid the area and the detours and everything
- 14:39Speaker 2: like that. By the way, they're live streaming this all right,
- 14:41Speaker 2: so you can watch bridge construction and demolition.
- 14:44Speaker 1: Right by the way. We don't know when they're blowing
- 14:46Speaker 1: up the bridge, right, we don't know, And that's happened.
- 14:50Speaker 1: That's not saying it.
- 14:51Speaker 2: They have to take the layers off the top first
- 14:53Speaker 2: and then they blow the structure part of it out.
- 14:56Speaker 1: And there was a there was a worker at.
- 14:59Speaker 2: The Marshall Street Bridge site that Uh appeared to have
- 15:04Speaker 2: proposed on the pen Dot cam.
- 15:07Speaker 1: Right, m Kaylee, will you marry me?
- 15:11Speaker 2: The guy had a sign you romantic s b oh
- 15:14Speaker 2: Man say it was summer construction on the parkway for real.
- 15:18Speaker 2: That's real love, right guy? You know nobody knows if
- 15:20Speaker 2: she said yes, but nobody knows if she's real. Nobody
- 15:24Speaker 2: knows just I mean, if she's not, like, that's kind
- 15:26Speaker 2: of funny. If there is no didn't.
- 15:29Speaker 1: Pen do come out just like there's not. One of
- 15:31Speaker 1: our guys on one of our.
- 15:32Speaker 2: Guys made his statement say, by the way, pen Dot
- 15:36Speaker 2: lighting up, okay, like you shut you shut damn Parkway down?
- 15:42Speaker 2: No harm?
- 15:43Speaker 1: You know that guy's not doing no harm. Yeah.
- 15:45Speaker 2: W t A reached out to PENDOT officials about it
- 15:48Speaker 2: and they said it's not a pend on point and
- 15:51Speaker 2: it's been addressed with the contractor pend Like, okay, I
- 15:55Speaker 2: would better not be fired or something.
- 15:57Speaker 1: No, that guy's agains your hero if he gets okay.
- 16:01Speaker 2: It is right around seven o'clock here on the Kiss
- 16:04Speaker 2: Morning Free Show with Mikey and Bob, it is time
- 16:06Speaker 2: for us to take you back to a moment in
- 16:08Speaker 2: the show that made us laugh, made us smile. It
- 16:11Speaker 2: is time for today in Freak Show history. Here we go,
- 16:15Speaker 2: Oh today.
- 16:19Speaker 1: History to.
- 16:28Speaker 2: Everybody's got a first time, first time that you call
- 16:31Speaker 2: to be part of our show or leave us a
- 16:33Speaker 2: talkback message. Right this wonderful woman, this is her first
- 16:37Speaker 2: time ever leaving a message for our show, and it
- 16:40Speaker 2: sort of stuck with us.
- 16:41Speaker 1: This is Odre.
- 16:42Speaker 9: I am a first time calling and I'm calling from Washington, TA.
- 16:46Speaker 9: And I needed to ask Mikey okay, because he does
- 16:49Speaker 9: have a history if he knew that diarrhea is hereditary.
- 16:53Speaker 1: Diarrhea is hereditary. Okay, I didn't know that.
- 16:57Speaker 9: And it's hereditary because it runs in your genes. You
- 17:00Speaker 9: probably already know all about that. Mikey all right, sold
- 17:03Speaker 9: the tubs.
- 17:06Speaker 1: She got you with the Diary of Dad joke.
- 17:08Speaker 2: She did first time calling in Yeah, runs and run
- 17:11Speaker 2: runs specifically in my jeans. First talk back, she hits
- 17:15Speaker 2: you with trusted at far in a couple of weeks ago,
- 17:17Speaker 2: had an accident.
- 17:18Speaker 1: Not proud of it, but kind of am no if
- 17:22Speaker 1: we need that.
- 17:23Speaker 2: The first message is my first message Washington, Pa. Hey,
- 17:27Speaker 2: here's a good jump like he's got diarts. Hey, we
- 17:32Speaker 2: appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. But
- 17:37Speaker 2: it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing clips
- 17:40Speaker 2: of the show, seeing pictures of us in our daily lives,
- 17:45Speaker 2: be our friends, seeing pictures of my cats.
- 17:48Speaker 1: That's right.
- 17:49Speaker 2: We're on Instagram. Of course, you can follow us if
- 17:52Speaker 2: you don't already at FS Mikey for Me, at.
- 17:55Speaker 1: FS Big Bob for Me, Fast stands for Freak Show. Yeah,
- 17:59Speaker 1: we made a long time ago. You know what, are
- 18:01Speaker 1: you gonna.
- 18:02Speaker 2: Follow us on Instagram at FS Mikey at FS Big
- 18:06Speaker 2: Bob If you love.
- 18:11Speaker 1: Big Show.
- 18:12Speaker 2: Tonight staye A Outdoors. Joe is playing a sold out show.
- 18:19Speaker 2: I mean a lot of people there. Make sure you're hydrated,
- 18:22Speaker 2: wearing light colors because it is gonna be swampy out
- 18:26Speaker 2: there for the Joe Show. At Stage A Outdoors. It's
- 18:30Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob here on ninety six to one, Kiss
- 18:34Speaker 2: and Bob. It is time to say something nice. There
- 18:37Speaker 2: is enough bad going on in the world. There's enough
- 18:41Speaker 2: depressing news and wars and gas prices, all the bad stuff, right,
- 18:46Speaker 2: so we just like to take a time in our
- 18:48Speaker 2: show to have people call with the positive message.
- 18:51Speaker 1: Maybe say something nice to someone who is you know,
- 18:54Speaker 1: major days.
- 18:56Speaker 10: Time to say something nice, Say something nice, Say something nice.
- 19:04Speaker 11: Boy Astley here and I'm just want to say something
- 19:07Speaker 11: nice to our friends that work at the Eaton Park
- 19:10Speaker 11: over on uh nineteen and Cranberry slush Wextburg.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Okay, this is Cranberry Waxford night.
- 19:19Speaker 11: This smiley cookie is the best thing I think I've
- 19:22Speaker 11: had since fresh bread, like a A plus because normally
- 19:26Speaker 11: they're rock.
- 19:27Speaker 1: Whoa okay, whoa say something nice? Say something nice.
- 19:36Speaker 2: By the way, I know we have Picklesburg coming up
- 19:39Speaker 2: this weekend, which has just becomes its own huge thing.
- 19:43Speaker 1: Right m Did even Park make pickles pickle cookies?
- 19:47Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 19:47Speaker 1: Yeah that was real.
- 19:49Speaker 2: I didn't get fool by the like pickle frosted Yeah yeah,
- 19:52Speaker 2: pickle flavor frost.
- 19:54Speaker 1: You think those taste not for me? See the thing
- 19:58Speaker 1: with pickle stuff like I pickles pickle pizza number one
- 20:02Speaker 1: for me?
- 20:02Speaker 2: Right yeah?
- 20:03Speaker 1: Yeah? On a cookie though he doesn't money for somebody else.
- 20:08Speaker 1: Doesn't need to be good, man, That's what I'm saying.
- 20:11Speaker 2: It doesn't need to be good because it's just like
- 20:13Speaker 2: a fun thing for pickles breaking.
- 20:15Speaker 1: Here's a one. Yeah, I tried it. I tried it. Yeah,
- 20:19Speaker 1: I would try it.
- 20:20Speaker 2: I'm not turning away, okay, yeah, I'm turning down the
- 20:23Speaker 2: cookie eating park. If Smiley Cookie shows up right now
- 20:27Speaker 2: with eating Park cookies, me and you will house a
- 20:30Speaker 2: dozen pickle.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Eating Park cookies. Let's get to another. Say something nice.
- 20:39Speaker 1: Say something nice, Bob.
- 20:41Speaker 12: I don't really remember when y'all talked about this on
- 20:43Speaker 12: the radio, but a couple of weeks back, maybe a
- 20:45Speaker 12: couple of months back, we're talking about like letting a
- 20:48Speaker 12: cargo in front of you and give them a little handwave,
- 20:50Speaker 12: and then you do the whole backwards like hey, thank you.
- 20:52Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a nice thing. You let somebody go ge
- 20:55Speaker 1: him awave all that stuff.
- 20:56Speaker 12: Okay, Well, in one of those real hot days last week,
- 20:59Speaker 12: I was doing that and a car let me go
- 21:03Speaker 12: in front of them, except they didn't just like give
- 21:05Speaker 12: me the little handwave. He literally stuck his hand out
- 21:08Speaker 12: the sunroof and waved me on. Then once I get
- 21:12Speaker 12: in front of him, turn around do the little thank
- 21:14Speaker 12: you wave. He sticks his hand out the sunroof again
- 21:17Speaker 12: and gives me the thumbs up. I never wanted a
- 21:20Speaker 12: sunroof that bad, So say something nice to that guy.
- 21:23Speaker 12: Because that just made my whole.
- 21:29Speaker 1: Say something nice, Say something nice. I got a sunroof,
- 21:34Speaker 1: thumbs up out the sunroof. I don't use my sunroof
- 21:37Speaker 1: that much, neither do I.
- 21:39Speaker 2: I feel like I did too much highway driving for
- 21:42Speaker 2: the sunroof. And then you gotta put it down when
- 21:44Speaker 2: the highways. By the way, people with corvettes on like
- 21:48Speaker 2: the highway calm down, Okay, corvettes, do just put the Okay,
- 21:54Speaker 2: we see you out there. We know you're going through something.
- 21:57Speaker 2: Fifty five year old guy, but let me just when
- 22:00Speaker 2: you're flying down the damn parkway when with your two
- 22:06Speaker 2: thousand and four Corvette thinking.
- 22:08Speaker 1: You're gonna get some strange, you just look weird.
- 22:11Speaker 2: Man. You just like put put your roof back off
- 22:15Speaker 2: about the drop top one out the saying like put
- 22:19Speaker 2: it up when you're on the highway, dear your silver
- 22:22Speaker 2: hairs all flowing bag.
- 22:24Speaker 1: I just go the force two years ago and settle down.
- 22:29Speaker 1: Very specific man, I'm talking about there. What if you
- 22:32Speaker 1: give your thumbs up?
- 22:33Speaker 7: Is he okay?
- 22:33Speaker 2: Then whiz Khalifa tickets around eight point thirty.
- 22:37Speaker 1: Uh, we have your chance at one thousand dollars.
- 22:39Speaker 2: Try to pay your bills around nine to ten, and
- 22:41Speaker 2: do you think we were gonna not talk about the
- 22:44Speaker 2: grampa that got yeated into the stratosphere by that bison?
- 22:48Speaker 2: Do you think we're not gonna get bison mating noises
- 22:51Speaker 2: for that?
- 22:52Speaker 1: We will get to that coming up next around seven
- 22:53Speaker 1: to twenty five. It's Mikey about.
- 22:56Speaker 2: Kiss hot Today in the mid nineties, it is Mikey
- 23:03Speaker 2: and Bob here on ninety six to one. Kiss by
- 23:04Speaker 2: the way, Bob, let's uh, can you describe the weather?
- 23:08Speaker 2: You're ready for a hot Bob check in?
- 23:09Speaker 1: Here?
- 23:09Speaker 2: Man?
- 23:11Speaker 1: You know we used to do the hot mom check
- 23:13Speaker 1: in got here? Now this is different. This is hot
- 23:16Speaker 1: Bob check in. Ooh hot Bob check in?
- 23:19Speaker 2: How hot it's gonna be out there today, Bob, It's
- 23:21Speaker 2: gonna feel like you gotta butt crack full of chili,
- 23:26Speaker 2: serious crack of chili. Hot pop check in? Ooh ah
- 23:31Speaker 2: hot Bob check in? All right, careful out there, pose
- 23:35Speaker 2: yourself down. By the way, I know I'm I'm basically
- 23:38Speaker 2: mentioning every time we talk like we're back from summer vacation.
- 23:41Speaker 1: We're back from summer vacation.
- 23:43Speaker 4: When I got home yesterday and went to the bathroom
- 23:46Speaker 4: and got my beday now job the first but day
- 23:51Speaker 4: blast coming back from a vacation where you don't have
- 23:53Speaker 4: a but day is magical.
- 23:55Speaker 1: Encourage everybody to treat your body right and get a
- 23:58Speaker 1: b day.
- 23:58Speaker 2: All right, let's get to this talk back message brought
- 24:01Speaker 2: to us by the Pavement Group.
- 24:02Speaker 1: Mike, Kim Bob.
- 24:04Speaker 13: I hope you both had a great summer vacation.
- 24:07Speaker 1: Did you have a great summer vacation by me? Yeah?
- 24:10Speaker 1: I did too, Thank you very much.
- 24:11Speaker 13: And I'm just asking you if you guys. You guys
- 24:15Speaker 13: had to see the grandpa running away from the bison
- 24:18Speaker 13: video right like, Oh my god, dude, he's I feel
- 24:23Speaker 13: so bad. Not only does that man have a broken femur,
- 24:26Speaker 13: which is the hardest bone in the body to break, sure,
- 24:29Speaker 13: but also he's being memed into the stars right now.
- 24:33Speaker 2: You haven't seen the video yet, just go find it
- 24:35Speaker 2: on the internet. I've seen about everything on the internet.
- 24:38Speaker 2: I have never seen a grandpa get launched into the
- 24:40Speaker 2: sun by a horny bison before.
- 24:43Speaker 1: I did not know.
- 24:44Speaker 2: Is it?
- 24:45Speaker 1: Is it bison mating season right now?
- 24:47Speaker 2: Is that it is? It is?
- 24:48Speaker 1: They're in rut. It's bison mating season. They're horny.
- 24:51Speaker 2: Okay, so you haven't seen the video is like U
- 24:54Speaker 2: By the way, there's his grandpa, I guess a grandchild.
- 24:57Speaker 1: Whatever.
- 24:57Speaker 2: Right, they're fine, gonna be in hospital for a little bit.
- 25:01Speaker 2: They think they're at a safe distance, which it looks
- 25:03Speaker 2: like they are. I think they're like sixty yards or
- 25:05Speaker 2: something like that. But the bison can haul it, like
- 25:08Speaker 2: three hops for the bison. Then he runs around the
- 25:11Speaker 2: tree line. Man, just that he tore around the tree
- 25:14Speaker 2: line like TJ. Watt coming Prime Prime, TJ Watt though
- 25:18Speaker 2: not TJ Prime, TJ Watt scary right, Okay, Now I
- 25:24Speaker 2: don't know when his season is, but it's bison mating season.
- 25:30Speaker 1: And then just why did it have to be a grandpa?
- 25:32Speaker 1: You know why you out of your car. He's wearing overalls,
- 25:35Speaker 1: he's got a beard, kind of looks like Santa Claus.
- 25:37Speaker 1: Get especially everybody's seeing a picture of a bison. Who
- 25:40Speaker 1: you gonna show that to? Just stay in your car?
- 25:44Speaker 1: I get.
- 25:44Speaker 2: When you want to go to those like you know,
- 25:46Speaker 2: plays Yellowstone. You're in the National Park. You want to
- 25:49Speaker 2: take picture a while? You can do it from your car, right,
- 25:52Speaker 2: get a better camera and get a zoom lens so
- 25:55Speaker 2: you don't get yeaded into the air by a horny bison. Horny, Okay,
- 26:00Speaker 2: it's a bison mating season though. All right, well, I
- 26:02Speaker 2: mean hit the button. Hit the button, everybody. Let me
- 26:06Speaker 2: tell you, this entire segment was just so we could
- 26:09Speaker 2: get to this.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Who's ready for an educational adventure nature.
- 26:15Speaker 2: Some wild animals decided to make sweet love share their
- 26:18Speaker 2: beautiful song with the world. It's time for animal mating
- 26:22Speaker 2: noises with Mikey and Bob. Bob found it on the internet.
- 26:26Speaker 2: This is what bison mating sounds like.
- 26:31Speaker 1: That There's no way this is real, dude, There's no
- 26:43Speaker 1: way this is real.
- 26:45Speaker 2: This is.
- 26:50Speaker 1: We have heard the animal mating noises and basically the
- 26:53Speaker 1: entire animal kingdom at this point. That's a bison.
- 26:56Speaker 5: Man.
- 26:56Speaker 1: I do not know if I have ever heard. Grandpa.
- 27:04Speaker 1: If you hear this and you are a grandpa, that's
- 27:07Speaker 1: not that fast anymore.
- 27:09Speaker 2: Run sure that ain't the noise of that bad diarrhea
- 27:16Speaker 2: that's going around because we don't have a functional CDC
- 27:19Speaker 2: or anything anymore, and a healthy you know, explosive diarrhea
- 27:24Speaker 2: or horny bison. Jesus, Grandpa, get out of there.
- 27:29Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh he's a lie. Yeah, he made it hopefully
- 27:33Speaker 1: all his bones. Heel.
- 27:35Speaker 2: There were four different incidents that we need to cover
- 27:39Speaker 2: from the Pittsburgh Police scanner account.
- 27:41Speaker 1: We'll get to that coming up next on the show.
- 27:43Speaker 1: And your chance to go see Whiz.
- 27:45Speaker 2: Khalifa when he plays Citizens Live at the Wili, the
- 27:48Speaker 2: brand new place across from the arena, will get some
- 27:50Speaker 2: Whizz tickets.
- 27:51Speaker 1: Around eight thirty, it's Miking Bob.
- 27:54Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get to this quick talkback message here, brought
- 27:56Speaker 2: to us by One Team Media.
- 27:58Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob.
- 27:58Speaker 2: Morning, Mike and Bob. He just wondering how your vacations were.
- 28:03Speaker 2: I hope they were wonderful.
- 28:04Speaker 1: We love that you're back.
- 28:07Speaker 2: Hopefully are you back, Please say you're back. We miss you.
- 28:11Speaker 1: Yeah, we're here. We're back doing my shows. Now.
- 28:14Speaker 2: We have a little summer vacation, both of us. Yeah,
- 28:17Speaker 2: we take vacation at the same time and then play
- 28:20Speaker 2: like best of stuff or on vacation.
- 28:22Speaker 1: So how is your vacation? Bout it? Its good right,
- 28:24Speaker 1: I peed all over that ocean, man all up in it.
- 28:28Speaker 1: I did see that you posted a picture on our
- 28:30Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob Facebook page.
- 28:32Speaker 2: Of just you with your sunglasses on and your face
- 28:36Speaker 2: has just been sun kissed, letting it fly, big mustache.
- 28:41Speaker 2: You just posted something like I'm just I'm peeing in
- 28:43Speaker 2: the ocean. You see me out there all alone? You
- 28:45Speaker 2: know I'm peeing.
- 28:47Speaker 3: You see me wander away from the group, wander away
- 28:50Speaker 3: from my family? Yeah, you see big ey mustache. Yeah,
- 28:53Speaker 3: alone in the ocean.
- 28:55Speaker 1: That's the sign when you start.
- 28:57Speaker 2: Swimming away from your family, your significant No, he's going.
- 29:01Speaker 2: That's when you know, all right, somebody's going bathroom in
- 29:04Speaker 2: the ocean. Which, by the way, it's not like you're
- 29:07Speaker 2: in a small pool, no, the whole shit. It's like,
- 29:13Speaker 2: can't even swim away. It's okay, you just go unless
- 29:17Speaker 2: it's a floater in the ocean.
- 29:19Speaker 1: You know, if you're gonna do that, you gotta swim
- 29:21Speaker 1: out to a reef or something. Couldn't do that. I've
- 29:24Speaker 1: done it before, have you really? Yeah? Dominican Wow?
- 29:28Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 29:29Speaker 1: Yeah, Dominican bathroom? How do you?
- 29:32Speaker 2: Dominican bathroom on the beach was worse than just pulling
- 29:35Speaker 2: my bathing suit down and going to the ocean.
- 29:38Speaker 1: What are we supposed to be talking about it?
- 29:39Speaker 2: Oh?
- 29:40Speaker 1: Yeah? Pittsburgh Police scanner.
- 29:41Speaker 2: Again, a couple of great people will just listen to
- 29:44Speaker 2: the Pittsburgh Police scanner.
- 29:46Speaker 1: Uh, and then they just post on social media.
- 29:49Speaker 2: They do a great job and they let everybody, everybody
- 29:53Speaker 2: know everything that is happening in and around our city.
- 29:57Speaker 2: This was Greenfield. Green Field Road caller says that a
- 30:04Speaker 2: naked dude is dancing at the overlook. Hell, yeah, day,
- 30:12Speaker 2: just some summer fun right there. That sounds like a
- 30:15Speaker 2: good time. You can't do it, though, I know that
- 30:17Speaker 2: sometimes it gets real hot out there. I know you
- 30:21Speaker 2: want to rip your clothes off. I know you want
- 30:23Speaker 2: to get naked, dance around and cool down and everything.
- 30:26Speaker 2: He really bothering anybody out there though. Can't be naked
- 30:30Speaker 2: in public though, can't do it, and what's their chance?
- 30:33Speaker 2: That was coach McCarthy in Greenfield the first time at.
- 30:39Speaker 1: The overlam all right now or now? Or maybe the
- 30:42Speaker 1: moment caught him happy for the season to get started.
- 30:48Speaker 3: Maybe the moment called happy to be back home overlooking
- 30:51Speaker 3: his city.
- 30:52Speaker 1: Also happening in and around our city.
- 30:54Speaker 2: Knoxville caller says that there is a large trash pan
- 31:00Speaker 2: and uh, just hanging out in the trash can and
- 31:04Speaker 2: the collar is startled. Right, it's a raccoon, a trash panda.
- 31:10Speaker 3: Right, that's just a fake County garbage disposal man. You
- 31:14Speaker 3: put it in the trash can. It lives there and
- 31:15Speaker 3: it eats happy, and then there's more room in your trash,
- 31:20Speaker 3: more rooms. It's a trash compact.
- 31:22Speaker 2: Ain't nothing wrong it just hey, unless it starts hissing
- 31:26Speaker 2: and make wild noises.
- 31:27Speaker 1: Just let it alone, feeding the milk, be happy. There
- 31:30Speaker 1: ain't no hissing also happening in around our stay. This
- 31:33Speaker 1: is in bluff.
- 31:34Speaker 2: Forbes avenue caller says a woman's flashing people.
- 31:38Speaker 1: In cars when they're stopped at the light, then asking
- 31:43Speaker 1: for money.
- 31:45Speaker 2: Can't I know there's different techniques now for people that
- 31:50Speaker 2: really need money.
- 31:51Speaker 1: And some signs are sad.
- 31:54Speaker 2: You know. Sometimes you see somebody with just a dog
- 31:57Speaker 2: and the dog's got a sad bowl water, and he
- 31:59Speaker 2: was like, I.
- 32:00Speaker 1: Give this person a couple bucks.
- 32:03Speaker 2: But then there's the lady on Forbes af who's like,
- 32:06Speaker 2: if I really want money, I need to provide a service. Here,
- 32:10Speaker 2: let me show you what I'm working with. And she
- 32:13Speaker 2: just started flashing cars and then say, there you go fight,
- 32:16Speaker 2: that'll be fun. Did you have a sign was she
- 32:19Speaker 2: telling anybody was coming? I think the sign went boobs
- 32:24Speaker 2: for a buck or something. Oh that would be Let
- 32:26Speaker 2: me let me tell you what old Mike and Bob
- 32:29Speaker 2: would do. I'd send you on the Parkway right now
- 32:31Speaker 2: where that closure.
- 32:32Speaker 1: Is, and you'd have a boobs boobs for a buck
- 32:36Speaker 1: sign and we'd be wrech hate your bills. On ninety
- 32:40Speaker 1: six one kiss our Oklahoma insur wants to check in here,
- 32:46Speaker 1: Mikey and Big Bob. You guys are probably still on vacation.
- 32:50Speaker 2: Bob's still peeing in the ocean, but that's okay.
- 32:52Speaker 1: No, we're not a vacation anymore.
- 32:54Speaker 2: And yes, Bob did confirm that he paid multiple times
- 32:57Speaker 2: in the ocean.
- 32:58Speaker 1: Had a boy Bob, Thank you out you.
- 33:00Speaker 2: I just wanted to call and say birthday, Twins had birthday,
- 33:04Speaker 2: Bob have birthday me.
- 33:06Speaker 1: We have gone seven months. I know we are on
- 33:09Speaker 1: month seven of Baba Palooza likes.
- 33:14Speaker 2: So listeners, you guys have been keeping this up to
- 33:16Speaker 2: it's amazing. Okay again, I want to reiterate for everybody
- 33:21Speaker 2: who may not listen to our show every single day
- 33:24Speaker 2: for the entire show, Bob's birthday is new Year's Day.
- 33:28Speaker 3: It started as a day and it turned into bob
- 33:32Speaker 3: a palooza, and then a birthday month every day, and
- 33:35Speaker 3: now we're going to celebrate every day. Now it's the summer, Bob,
- 33:38Speaker 3: and we're celebrating every day every day on the show.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Thank You, Birthday, Happy Birthday, Birthday, twins.
- 33:43Speaker 2: Every day on the show. I cannot believe that jay
- 33:48Speaker 2: Z show on Sunday night. You know, he did three
- 33:51Speaker 2: sold out shows at Yankee Stadium. Did you see the
- 33:55Speaker 2: video that people like trying to rush into Yankee Stadium
- 33:57Speaker 2: where they shut the gates down. Yeah, it was like
- 33:59Speaker 2: twenty people are still got through, but that's such a
- 34:01Speaker 2: security breach, Like they didn't go through regular security. So
- 34:04Speaker 2: they basically like shut the show down and started it
- 34:08Speaker 2: late and it didn't get over till like three in
- 34:10Speaker 2: the morning on Sunday. But dude, it was almost cooler
- 34:13Speaker 2: that it started after midnight. How like that people that
- 34:16Speaker 2: he shut it down.
- 34:17Speaker 3: He's like, let's make this right. How many people could
- 34:21Speaker 3: do something We're going till three in the morning.
- 34:23Speaker 2: Like, I know jay Z's like his mid fifties and
- 34:26Speaker 2: stuff now, but how many people can like just shut
- 34:31Speaker 2: it down like that?
- 34:32Speaker 1: And say like, all right, we'll just do this later.
- 34:34Speaker 1: You mean to tell me.
- 34:35Speaker 2: He's got Beyonce, Rihana hanging back well, like he's got
- 34:41Speaker 2: all these giant names backstage waiting to come out stage
- 34:46Speaker 2: on perform them. And he's just like, ah, hey, we
- 34:48Speaker 2: got a security think, can everybody hang out here till like,
- 34:51Speaker 2: you know, two.
- 34:52Speaker 1: Three in the morning. I'm gonna start this after midnight.
- 34:54Speaker 1: Is crazy.
- 34:56Speaker 2: I had Big Fomo watching all the the jay Z
- 34:59Speaker 2: videos from his three sold out shows at uh at
- 35:03Speaker 2: Yankee Stadium.
- 35:04Speaker 1: It's Mikey about the Kiss Morning Freak show Man. That
- 35:07Speaker 1: Molana movie. You know what? You know what was great?
- 35:12Speaker 1: You know what it is with Molana. They did a
- 35:14Speaker 1: live action.
- 35:14Speaker 2: Moana movie that's been in theaters now, but it just
- 35:17Speaker 2: completely bombed, Like Disney's gonna lose over one hundred million.
- 35:20Speaker 1: Dollars on it. I think people are over the rock man.
- 35:23Speaker 3: I mean, they put the last Molana animated one that
- 35:27Speaker 3: made over a billion and that was wasn't that supposed
- 35:29Speaker 3: to be straight to Disney Plus And then they're just like, yeah,
- 35:32Speaker 3: they put in theaters.
- 35:33Speaker 2: And it made a billion dollars. That was animated Molana too,
- 35:36Speaker 2: So then they were like, well, animated Molana one and
- 35:39Speaker 2: two billion dollar franchise, let's live action it, because everybody
- 35:44Speaker 2: knows Maui, this big guy that's Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
- 35:47Speaker 1: Haven't they fumbled a couple of these two the live.
- 35:49Speaker 2: Action snow White yea, yeah, snow White was a wet
- 35:53Speaker 2: fart for Disney too, the live action snow White. So
- 35:57Speaker 2: they've had a couple of these now where they're probably
- 35:59Speaker 2: gonna have to start rethinking, like all right, maybe everybody.
- 36:03Speaker 1: Doesn't want live action everything. Maybe animated it's fine, Maybe.
- 36:08Speaker 2: We're okay just doing animated. I just think people are
- 36:12Speaker 2: over the Rock. I don't think there's a big saturated
- 36:15Speaker 2: I think yeah, And I think just like things he's
- 36:18Speaker 2: done and said over the you know, like when everybody
- 36:21Speaker 2: asks him about politics, he's.
- 36:22Speaker 1: Like, I don't want to get involved, and everybody and it's.
- 36:24Speaker 2: Like, okay, well if you're saying that, we know what
- 36:26Speaker 2: your politics are. And then you know he's involved with
- 36:29Speaker 2: like the the TKO board and like right.
- 36:34Speaker 1: And something happened where I just think we all said,
- 36:37Speaker 1: all right, we're done with the Rock.
- 36:39Speaker 2: Probably then right we're started moving on to other people
- 36:42Speaker 2: now and everything like that.
- 36:43Speaker 1: By the way, is the Rock really that big action hero.
- 36:47Speaker 2: Like star like I think he's got more movies that
- 36:51Speaker 2: have just been farts that have been successful, you know.
- 36:55Speaker 1: And Rock's biggest.
- 36:56Speaker 2: Movies Fast and Furious franchise, And you could put me
- 37:00Speaker 2: and bobbin Fast and Furious franchise and we could make
- 37:03Speaker 2: a billion dollars.
- 37:04Speaker 1: Probably wasn't. Nope, neither would I.
- 37:06Speaker 2: That's a good point too, all right, we'd be driving
- 37:08Speaker 2: the big cars, you know, we'd have to be driving
- 37:10Speaker 2: the tank or something like that, you know. But uh yeah,
- 37:13Speaker 2: Milana just completely bombed for Disney at the box office.
- 37:17Speaker 2: It's also still going up against Toy Story five and
- 37:19Speaker 2: Mings and Monsters too, So there's a lot of good
- 37:22Speaker 2: family stuff to see at the movies. By the way,
- 37:24Speaker 2: speaking of movies and reboots and live actions and remakes
- 37:27Speaker 2: and everything for the eighties babies out there, Nightmare on
- 37:32Speaker 2: Elm Street is getting rebooted by Paramount. You know what
- 37:37Speaker 2: that might make it that that's got a chance, that's
- 37:39Speaker 2: got a chance because they can do like a stranger
- 37:43Speaker 2: things vibe.
- 37:44Speaker 1: I'm not a good judge horror movies, neither of my kid,
- 37:49Speaker 1: but I hated all horror movies. I feel like the
- 37:52Speaker 1: spooky stuff.
- 37:53Speaker 2: I feel like if they give it like an eighties
- 37:56Speaker 2: stranger things vibe, if they could sort it, you know,
- 38:00Speaker 2: get gets a new generation involved. But then you tickle
- 38:04Speaker 2: the eighties a little bit. I think you might have
- 38:07Speaker 2: a chance to be uh, to be successful. And also
- 38:10Speaker 2: the biggest bio pick of all time, uh, the Michael
- 38:14Speaker 2: Jackson movie. Right, the bio pick Michael has officially made
- 38:17Speaker 2: over a billion dollars. It's a good thing, though no
- 38:21Speaker 2: one saw that comments the good thing.
- 38:22Speaker 1: Dwayne the Rock Johnson wasn't playing Michael Jackson because that now,
- 38:27Speaker 1: that would have been a movie. I would go see
- 38:29Speaker 1: you with the rocks walking, all right. Coming up next
- 38:32Speaker 1: on the show, there's a naked guy in Walmart.
- 38:34Speaker 2: We will get to Today's naked story and then your
- 38:36Speaker 2: chance at whiskalif at tickets Around eight thirty, it's Mikey Bump.
- 38:45Speaker 2: Joe is playing a big sold out show tonight, stage
- 38:48Speaker 2: A outdoors.
- 38:49Speaker 1: That show's been sold out for a while, and I
- 38:51Speaker 1: know a lot of stranger things.
- 38:52Speaker 2: Fans are just excited about going to see Joe tonight,
- 38:56Speaker 2: stage A outdoors, completely sold out. Make sure you hydrate
- 39:00Speaker 2: because it is going to be warm out there for
- 39:01Speaker 2: the big show. Uh tonight at Stage A. It is
- 39:05Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob here on ninety six to one Kiss.
- 39:08Speaker 2: You can get our podcast brought to us by the
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- 39:23Speaker 1: To us by the Pavement Group. What happens if you
- 39:25Speaker 1: eat spicy food?
- 39:28Speaker 2: What happens if you eat spicy food? All right, this
- 39:30Speaker 2: is best friend Nicole here sending us a message. What
- 39:32Speaker 2: happens when you eat spicy food?
- 39:34Speaker 1: What happens if you eat spicy food?
- 39:37Speaker 14: My mama all they eat fancy food, and then what happens?
- 39:43Speaker 14: And my mama gets all a take fancy.
- 39:48Speaker 1: Book, spicy poops eat spicy food.
- 39:52Speaker 2: You eat spicy poops.
- 39:54Speaker 14: I don't have fauyo.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Life. Lesson, She's gonna hang on to forever.
- 40:05Speaker 3: Spicy food equal spicy people play the last like three seconds.
- 40:10Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew you'd like that. I don't have spicy poop.
- 40:19Speaker 1: All right, Well, don't eat any lettuce or vegetables or
- 40:22Speaker 1: you might end up with explosive ria. This spicy is
- 40:27Speaker 1: gonna get us all right. Yeah, I think it is.
- 40:30Speaker 1: I think it is. Nobody really knows what it is. Yeah,
- 40:33Speaker 1: I think it is the latest update.
- 40:34Speaker 3: They think they linked it to some type of lettuce maybe,
- 40:37Speaker 3: but nobody can confirm what kind of lettuce or where.
- 40:40Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna get us.
- 40:42Speaker 2: All By the way, I have always said diarrhea is
- 40:46Speaker 2: a great excuse to get out of a day of work.
- 40:50Speaker 1: By the way, I mean you can probably call off
- 40:52Speaker 1: work for a week with explosive diary. I'm telling you
- 40:54Speaker 1: right now. Your boss gonna make you prove it.
- 40:57Speaker 2: You tell them you got this diarrhea that's going around
- 41:00Speaker 2: because our government is out of control.
- 41:03Speaker 1: Right it is July.
- 41:04Speaker 2: I mean it's a perfect time to take explosive diarrhea
- 41:08Speaker 2: week whole week.
- 41:10Speaker 1: Just I mean, enjoy your listen this you deserve it.
- 41:14Speaker 1: This is like COVID. Remember when COVID was at it.
- 41:17Speaker 2: I got COVID. Nobody wanted to see you two weeks. Yeah,
- 41:20Speaker 2: you couldn't be around a boy.
- 41:21Speaker 1: Now you just tell your book. I got it. What
- 41:24Speaker 1: do you got, I don't know. The lettuce diarrhea. I
- 41:26Speaker 1: got it. It's explosive.
- 41:28Speaker 2: I'll see in August, using the word explosive diarrhea. Explosive
- 41:32Speaker 2: gotta be a scary diarrhea. That's enough to stay home anytime.
- 41:38Speaker 2: There's always people getting naked, getting arrested, making the news
- 41:42Speaker 2: and making our show. Bob, are you ready, Yeah, it's
- 41:47Speaker 2: time for a naked story.
- 41:52Speaker 1: Solid again.
- 41:55Speaker 2: It's time for another naked story on the ninety six
- 41:58Speaker 2: one kiss More freaks Out with Mikey and Big Bat.
- 42:03Speaker 1: A naked guy down a Walmart in Tennessee.
- 42:05Speaker 2: H twenty six year old man was arrested after police
- 42:09Speaker 2: found him naked, all clothes off in Walmart. Before the
- 42:14Speaker 2: cops got there, Walmart employees safely evacuated the sales floor
- 42:19Speaker 2: and sheltered in a secure area.
- 42:21Speaker 1: Is there a coat? Is that? I mean? I don't
- 42:23Speaker 1: know anything happens at Walmart once you know, how do
- 42:26Speaker 1: you clear out? And walmarts are huge, there's no small Walmarts.
- 42:29Speaker 1: They're all big. How do you clear out an entire Walmart?
- 42:32Speaker 2: You're right, you got to get on the speaker, and
- 42:34Speaker 2: said a naked guy on the loots everybody, and then
- 42:37Speaker 2: where do you shelter in place at?
- 42:39Speaker 1: It's got to be one of them weird stores up front, right, like, yeah,
- 42:43Speaker 1: maybe they lock everybody in the bathroom or something.
- 42:46Speaker 2: I feel like it's the Eyeglass Place, right, Everybody got to.
- 42:50Speaker 1: The eye Glass Place. Nobody's been in there since nineteen
- 42:53Speaker 1: ninety seven. Get in there. Pull the gate. You know
- 42:56Speaker 1: there's that gate. Yeah, naked, I can't get your safe
- 43:00Speaker 1: in here.
- 43:01Speaker 2: Uh. When officers tried to arrest the naked guy in
- 43:04Speaker 2: the Tennessee Walmart, what section.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Was he in?
- 43:09Speaker 2: Well, I'll get to that. But he ran to the
- 43:11Speaker 2: clothing department. Oh good move, dude.
- 43:14Speaker 1: That they won't know there's no cameras inside Walmart or
- 43:18Speaker 1: anything like. That's real quick. That's what I'm thinking about
- 43:21Speaker 1: the Mondays casually strolling it underwear. Hello, officers, can I
- 43:25Speaker 1: help you? Yeah, we're looking for a naked guy. It's
- 43:29Speaker 1: obviously not you wearing white Haynes breeze backwards with the
- 43:32Speaker 1: tag on it. Yeah.
- 43:37Speaker 2: So when they found him though, you know, he tried
- 43:42Speaker 2: to go to the closed section. He got the store evacuated,
- 43:45Speaker 2: he didn't get that and everything, and they found him
- 43:48Speaker 2: naked lying on a palette of dog food. Oh that
- 43:52Speaker 2: was that was his final destination. That's where he said,
- 43:55Speaker 2: this is it or I've done my Walmart naked rampage.
- 44:00Speaker 1: Kibbles and Bits are out.
- 44:05Speaker 5: I had written down right there, kibbles and bits, because
- 44:08Speaker 5: I was going for the same joke. Your chance at
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- 44:17Speaker 5: chance for you to h with one thousand dollars to
- 44:20Speaker 5: try to put your bills.
- 44:21Speaker 1: Around nine ten, it's Mikey and Bob Nix.
- 44:23Speaker 2: Kiss Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and
- 44:26Speaker 2: Bob podcast.
- 44:28Speaker 1: Now, whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it. Thank you. Yep.
- 44:33Speaker 2: But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you
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- 44:47Speaker 3: Let us know where you're listening from two. Oh yeah,
- 44:50Speaker 3: that's fun too, right heep on random places.
- 44:52Speaker 2: Yeah, hit that little talkback microphone and you can send
- 44:56Speaker 2: us a message and maybe you'll make the show.
- 44:59Speaker 8: It.
- 45:00Speaker 2: He's Mikey Bob here on ninety six to one. Kiss Bob.
- 45:03Speaker 2: It is time again to say something nice again. We
- 45:07Speaker 2: like to do this on the show because there's a
- 45:08Speaker 2: lot of bad going on in the world. Every time
- 45:10Speaker 2: you turn on the news get depressed and just a
- 45:12Speaker 2: lot of stuff going on. Maybe you're just stuck in
- 45:14Speaker 2: traffic and need to hear something good. Yeah, maybe you're
- 45:18Speaker 2: taking a weird detour that you've never taken before in
- 45:21Speaker 2: your commute's taken a half an hour longer because of
- 45:24Speaker 2: Parkway construct World.
- 45:27Speaker 1: They're still good going on out there.
- 45:28Speaker 10: It's time to say something nice, Say something nice, Say
- 45:35Speaker 10: something nice.
- 45:36Speaker 15: I just wanted to give a shout out to my
- 45:37Speaker 15: cousin who just got engaged. Oh congratulation, and I couldn't
- 45:42Speaker 15: be more excited for him. He is a high ranking
- 45:46Speaker 15: member of the military.
- 45:47Speaker 1: Whoa, oh, whoa, whoa whoa Okay, and whoa.
- 45:55Speaker 15: An Avid Avid Avid listener.
- 45:58Speaker 1: I've here, guys, chow.
- 46:00Speaker 2: But there's a high ranking member of the military, Avid
- 46:03Speaker 2: Avid Avid listener of our show.
- 46:06Speaker 1: Not going to drop a name, shout him out.
- 46:10Speaker 15: He loves you, guys, and I can't even get away
- 46:13Speaker 15: with leaving a message without leaving my name. And he
- 46:17Speaker 15: would immediately text me the moment it aired and say, hey,
- 46:21Speaker 15: I heard you on the radio.
- 46:23Speaker 1: AB.
- 46:25Speaker 15: I love you and I can't wait for what next.
- 46:27Speaker 2: Brother Antonio Brown, Man ab Man Antonio Brown. Everybody thought
- 46:31Speaker 2: he went crazy and flipped out and everything. Now he's
- 46:35Speaker 2: rank military.
- 46:36Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, hey, Abe, whoever you are, congrats? Is it birthday?
- 46:44Speaker 5: He hell?
- 46:45Speaker 1: Marriage? Hey you got engaged? Happy birthday?
- 46:49Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 46:49Speaker 1: Yeah, my birthday too, New York Day's your birthday? That's
- 46:55Speaker 1: good to know. Something nice. Say something nice? Morning, boys
- 47:03Speaker 1: like to give. Say something nice to the South up
- 47:06Speaker 1: boys doing some called creek today.
- 47:08Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, South Faye boys doing concrete.
- 47:16Speaker 1: Say something nice, say something nice. Big Joey Bean, Oh,
- 47:21Speaker 1: big Joey be love That sounds like boon the float goat.
- 47:25Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa hollo yo spoon, whoa the float big Joey
- 47:31Speaker 2: be in the floatcoat spoon the float goat.
- 47:34Speaker 1: Big Joey b spoon the float goat hawk ross. Oh,
- 47:39Speaker 1: every every concrete cruise got a hoss ross on it. Right,
- 47:44Speaker 1: doing some called creek today.
- 47:45Speaker 2: Oh yeah, kids, you don't finish school, you can always
- 47:49Speaker 2: finish concreek.
- 47:49Speaker 1: Come on hill. Okay, all right.
- 47:53Speaker 2: That that was definitely hawks. Hell yeah, you know the hosses.
- 48:01Speaker 2: That sounds like ass ross right there.
- 48:06Speaker 1: Say something nice, Say something nice. It's a good point though,
- 48:10Speaker 1: kids like, yeah, do good in school and everything like that.
- 48:13Speaker 1: But if that's not gonna be your pat Hell, you
- 48:16Speaker 1: hain't nothing wrong. We're just doing construction. That money, get
- 48:21Speaker 1: that money, get those benefits. And okay, with that being
- 48:24Speaker 1: holler than the all the warnings.
- 48:30Speaker 2: Just uh Whiz Khalifa's official tour DJ. One of our
- 48:38Speaker 2: best friends in the entire world, DJ Bonnys. He came
- 48:41Speaker 2: and visited me for like a full day when I
- 48:44Speaker 2: saw that vacation, uh summer vacation with my family. Yeah,
- 48:48Speaker 2: he's basically family uh to us. You know, he's like, uh,
- 48:52Speaker 2: he's like my fun Filipino brother, right he is, he
- 48:55Speaker 2: really is. We had a good time, man had a
- 48:58Speaker 2: good time. Just uh walk boys. Yeah, we were on
- 49:02Speaker 2: the boardwalk in Ocean City, New Jersey. Different laws in
- 49:08Speaker 2: New Jersey too. Huh.
- 49:10Speaker 1: All right, let's give away some Whiz Khalif and tickets here. Hi.
- 49:13Speaker 1: Who's this Rachel?
- 49:15Speaker 5: Hi?
- 49:15Speaker 1: Rachel? How are you this morning? Everything good? I'm wonderful,
- 49:18Speaker 1: happy birthday.
- 49:21Speaker 2: Let me tell you Rachel New Year's Days. Is birthday
- 49:24Speaker 2: that wonderful lady that Rachel is. Go ahead and tell
- 49:29Speaker 2: her she's a great Rachel. Your car number nine. You
- 49:32Speaker 2: are going to see whiz Khalifa.
- 49:36Speaker 1: What a good Tuesday morning. That's right. Happy birthday me,
- 49:41Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Twins. Oh it's not. It's not your birthday today,
- 49:46Speaker 1: is it, Rachel? No, it's not, it is It is not. Okay,
- 49:50Speaker 1: it's not Bob's birthday either. This is gonna stop it.
- 49:55Speaker 1: It's just not today.
- 49:56Speaker 2: It always Friday, October second, at the brand new place
- 49:59Speaker 2: across from in the arena, citizens live at the Wiley.
- 50:02Speaker 2: Will get your pair of tickets, go see Whiskalif and
- 50:04Speaker 2: just hold on one second.
- 50:05Speaker 1: We'll get all your details. Okay, thank you.
- 50:08Speaker 2: Another chance you to win whis Kalif and tickets tomorrow
- 50:11Speaker 2: morning and all this week. Around eight point thirty. It
- 50:15Speaker 2: is the Baseball All Star Game tonight on on Fox.
- 50:20Speaker 2: We got two representatives for the Pirates. By the way,
- 50:23Speaker 2: Pirates ain't bad. Pirates are three games over five hundred
- 50:27Speaker 2: into the All Star Break. They just swept the first
- 50:29Speaker 2: place Brewers going into the break like vibes are okay
- 50:33Speaker 2: for the Pirates ain't bad.
- 50:35Speaker 3: You see all the stats of their offense, like I
- 50:37Speaker 3: know he had, Like Pirates should be a lot better,
- 50:40Speaker 3: Like the Pirates should be flying right now.
- 50:42Speaker 2: I know it's made a big deal, like we have
- 50:43Speaker 2: nobody in the lineup that made the All Star team,
- 50:46Speaker 2: but we're like one of the better offenses in.
- 50:48Speaker 1: Uh in base run scored. Yeah.
- 50:51Speaker 2: So the All Star Games on tonight, and you know,
- 50:54Speaker 2: Paul Skens has started the last couple of All Star
- 50:57Speaker 2: Games for the National League.
- 50:58Speaker 1: He's not going to be pitching at all tonight.
- 51:00Speaker 2: So if you're one of those people who watches the
- 51:02Speaker 2: All Star Game just to see like the half inning
- 51:05Speaker 2: that one of the Pirates will play or something like that, no,
- 51:08Speaker 2: they ain't gonna be your night. We got two pitchers
- 51:11Speaker 2: in the All Star Game and neither of them are
- 51:12Speaker 2: pitching because they just pitched before the All Star break
- 51:15Speaker 2: in Key games against the Brewers.
- 51:18Speaker 1: Right.
- 51:18Speaker 2: So, yeah, here was Paul Skean's just, you know, talking
- 51:21Speaker 2: about going to the All Star Game being there with.
- 51:24Speaker 1: Braxton Ashcraft, but nobody's pitching.
- 51:26Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a little weird, you know, kind of feel
- 51:28Speaker 8: bad for the Pirates fans, but I I would hope
- 51:30Speaker 8: that they where they can get over it a little big.
- 51:33Speaker 8: You know, both just won the game that we started,
- 51:35Speaker 8: and you know we're lined up to pitch shortly after
- 51:38Speaker 8: the All Star breaking. So all Star game's cool, but
- 51:41Speaker 8: you know we're gonna do some cool stuff in the
- 51:43Speaker 8: regular season this year.
- 51:45Speaker 2: At A good one was Paul Skins cursed by his
- 51:48Speaker 2: own wiener because he's had some bad outings. Like it
- 51:52Speaker 2: wasn't bad last game. They pulled back last game, but
- 51:55Speaker 2: he had a run there where he was having some
- 51:57Speaker 2: bad out in big Skiny Weenie. Might have been curse
- 51:59Speaker 2: to the win. Might have been you know, you get
- 52:02Speaker 2: your own wiener, especially a lot of pressure.
- 52:06Speaker 1: Yeah, it is everything. How big was it again? Ten inches?
- 52:13Speaker 2: Yeah? Inches well made. If you're buying two, got a
- 52:20Speaker 2: couple of ten inches. World Cups on today too, Yeah
- 52:28Speaker 2: I am. I am sewing the zone in the World Cup. Dude,
- 52:31Speaker 2: I'm so locked in. Who's the pick the inter Domas
- 52:34Speaker 2: to win the World Cup?
- 52:35Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 52:36Speaker 2: I already told you at the beginning of the night
- 52:38Speaker 2: they have no clue. The beginning of the World Cup,
- 52:40Speaker 2: I told you France and and Bappe they're still in it.
- 52:43Speaker 2: And then I said, but you know what, it might
- 52:45Speaker 2: be nice to see England finally pulling off. Guess what,
- 52:48Speaker 2: They're still in it too. So my two teams are
- 52:50Speaker 2: still I mean, it's not like crazy, it's like picking
- 52:53Speaker 2: two of the better teams. But basically the four best countries.
- 52:56Speaker 1: Are in the contry.
- 52:58Speaker 2: Has the most rabid thing that's left. Oh, Argentina and Messies.
- 53:04Speaker 2: I mean, France got a lot too, but it's got
- 53:07Speaker 2: a lot to dude. England though, they sing Wonderwall after
- 53:10Speaker 2: they win.
- 53:11Speaker 1: And you know, you see that the whole sweet going
- 53:16Speaker 1: to be the one that same man. That's awesome, that's pretty.
- 53:20Speaker 1: You don't want that fun I like that.
- 53:22Speaker 2: I like that. So yeah, we do have a couple
- 53:24Speaker 2: of World Cup matches still to go. Today it is
- 53:27Speaker 2: Spain against France at three pm, and then tomorrow it's
- 53:31Speaker 2: Messi and Argentina against Ariy Kine and England. Then there
- 53:36Speaker 2: will be a third place match on Saturday, and then
- 53:39Speaker 2: me and Bob are actually gonna be out there hosting
- 53:43Speaker 2: and just being a part and walking around Akroscher Stadium
- 53:46Speaker 2: for the World Cup Final viewing party. Uh that should
- 53:49Speaker 2: be Sunday. Come join us at Akrosher and watch the
- 53:53Speaker 2: World Cup Final. If you missed any of the live
- 53:57Speaker 2: show today, get caught up with our Mike and Bob podcast,
- 54:00Speaker 2: brought to us by our friends over at d C
- 54:02Speaker 2: Harper Auto Group.
- 54:04Speaker 1: It is Mikey and Bob here on ninety six to one.
- 54:06Speaker 1: Kiss Up.
- 54:06Speaker 2: Next, we got a chance for you to win one
- 54:08Speaker 2: thousand dollars try to pay some of your bills. Also
- 54:10Speaker 2: gonna try to get you one hundred dollars Get Go
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- 54:16Speaker 2: this summer. Snacks and gas and that one hundred dollars
- 54:20Speaker 2: Get Go gift card coming up around nine thirty here
- 54:23Speaker 2: on the show, Let's get to this talkback message brought
- 54:25Speaker 2: to us by One Team Media. Hey, Mikey and Bob
- 54:28Speaker 2: just realized today's July fourteenth, which means it's the anniversary
- 54:32Speaker 2: of the first time Mike you didn't make it.
- 54:35Speaker 1: Have the anniversary. Happy birthday, Bob. It's not Bob's birthday.
- 54:39Speaker 1: You know Bob's birthdays, New Year's Day today the anniversary
- 54:42Speaker 1: it is.
- 54:43Speaker 2: Our buddy Corey sent me a message on Instagram because
- 54:45Speaker 2: he actually has an alert that goes off on his
- 54:48Speaker 2: phone every year on.
- 54:52Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's today, Today's the you've
- 54:55Speaker 1: got a tracker on it, Today's the anniversary.
- 54:58Speaker 2: This has happened two times since we've been doing the show. Uh,
- 55:03Speaker 2: this was the first time. Now one you made it,
- 55:06Speaker 2: you made it to the parking lot.
- 55:07Speaker 1: A couple of.
- 55:08Speaker 2: Years ago or last year, I trusted a fart during
- 55:12Speaker 2: the show.
- 55:13Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was bad choice.
- 55:16Speaker 2: But years ago, on my way into the station. Uh,
- 55:21Speaker 2: it happened for the first time. And this was this
- 55:24Speaker 2: is what happened. This is why we celebrate every year
- 55:27Speaker 2: July fourteenth. Mikey didn't make it a big ba. For
- 55:32Speaker 2: as long as we've been doing the show here, we've
- 55:34Speaker 2: never been late to an actual show in all the
- 55:36Speaker 2: years that we've been doing the show. It almost happened
- 55:39Speaker 2: to me today. So I'm driving this morning and then
- 55:42Speaker 2: my stomach starts going. It starts getting that rumbling feeling
- 55:46Speaker 2: where you're just like, oh boy, well I better get
- 55:48Speaker 2: myself to work here and get to a bathroom. And
- 55:50Speaker 2: it just kept getting worse and worse, and I just
- 55:53Speaker 2: was having stomach pains driving and then I'm just like, I, uh,
- 55:57Speaker 2: I'm pretty far from the station still, but at too
- 56:00Speaker 2: far to turn around and go back home.
- 56:02Speaker 1: I didn't make it. I did not make it this morning.
- 56:05Speaker 1: I didn't make it. I'm a grown man, and I
- 56:07Speaker 1: did not make it. Oh No.
- 56:10Speaker 2: I got out of my car to walk into the station,
- 56:13Speaker 2: and once I stood up and started walking to the door, No,
- 56:17Speaker 2: then I just kind of stopped.
- 56:19Speaker 1: Real quick and went, I gotta. I didn't make it.
- 56:26Speaker 1: I wish I would.
- 56:27Speaker 2: I wish you would have been with me this morning,
- 56:29Speaker 2: because at one point I'm just standing there in the parking.
- 56:33Speaker 1: Lot, just going I didn't make it. I didn't make it.
- 56:39Speaker 2: I'm here now, but earlier this morning, I didn't make it.
- 56:44Speaker 2: I made it to the parking lot.
- 56:45Speaker 1: I stood up. I was about to waddle in.
- 56:47Speaker 2: I was actually waddling in, which you know, I'm a
- 56:49Speaker 2: six foot eight tall man, A tall man.
- 56:52Speaker 15: Me.
- 56:52Speaker 1: Oh god, just getting that wattle. I was squeezing my
- 56:55Speaker 1: cheeks so violently. I didn't make it. Oh gosh. People
- 56:59Speaker 1: are tweeting like crazy.
- 57:01Speaker 3: We're wandering through our parking lot like one of those
- 57:03Speaker 3: giant Emperor penguins, just waddling back and.
- 57:07Speaker 2: For Sherry, I'm on the parkway crying real tears. Everybody's
- 57:11Speaker 2: using the hashtag I didn't make.
- 57:13Speaker 1: It now on Twitter. Come on, you're just joining the program.
- 57:17Speaker 2: Hi. I'm Mikey and I'm a grown man, and I
- 57:19Speaker 2: had an accident that usually is reserved for tiny babies
- 57:24Speaker 2: and small children that aren't potty trained.
- 57:28Speaker 1: I didn't make it.
- 57:32Speaker 2: Since we've been on Summer break, we haven't mentioned that
- 57:34Speaker 2: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey got married at Madison Square Garden.
- 57:38Speaker 1: Whatever it was. Congratulates real love. Love is real, love
- 57:42Speaker 1: is reel.
- 57:43Speaker 2: I did see our buddy Pat McAfee was talking about
- 57:45Speaker 2: on an his show yesterday because he's been on Summer
- 57:47Speaker 2: break too, and he was just giving little details about
- 57:51Speaker 2: how great Adam Sandler's you know, speech was and everything.
- 57:55Speaker 2: And I think you said, you know, the marriage, Oh,
- 57:58Speaker 2: it's great. I think Pats said when they said for
- 58:02Speaker 2: richer for poorer, he said.
- 58:04Speaker 1: Like, uh, neither.
- 58:05Speaker 2: You really need to worry about that second part. And
- 58:07Speaker 2: he's right, they have generational wealth.
- 58:09Speaker 1: But yeah, good job. It's all official and we know
- 58:11Speaker 1: that now. And did you see they were at Juju's wedding.
- 58:15Speaker 1: I did. Yeah.
- 58:16Speaker 2: J Smith Schuster, who of course used to play for
- 58:19Speaker 2: the Steelers, right, we all remember Juju he went to
- 58:22Speaker 2: the Chiefs. Still on the Chiefs. He's been to a
- 58:23Speaker 2: couple different teams. He got married, Taylor and Travis went
- 58:27Speaker 2: to the wedding hanging out, I mean drinking. I think
- 58:30Speaker 2: he's drinking some beers there. Yeah, I mean in that
- 58:33Speaker 2: in that tailor and Travis pipeline. If you're connected to
- 58:36Speaker 2: the Chiefs in any way, you can get Taylor at
- 58:39Speaker 2: your event though, because it's just it's it's wags, it's
- 58:42Speaker 2: the wife and girlfriends, now right, It's Mikey Bob here
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- 58:52Speaker 2: to six one kiss dot com. Uh, try to pay
- 58:55Speaker 2: some of your bills. Get to a couple of talkback
- 58:57Speaker 2: messages here brought to us by one Team met.
- 59:00Speaker 1: Hey, what's up, guys. It's Josh and green Street.
- 59:02Speaker 7: I just wanted to put my name on the list
- 59:04Speaker 7: for the first edition limited run license plate frames.
- 59:07Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we were talking about this while gone the show.
- 59:10Speaker 2: We want to make frames for license plates. That says
- 59:14Speaker 2: maybe something like, you know, listening to Mikey and Bob.
- 59:19Speaker 2: You know you never change your license plate frame. Really,
- 59:22Speaker 2: some people do, but a lot of people will just go.
- 59:25Speaker 1: With that dealer ship frame and just forget about it.
- 59:28Speaker 3: And I feel like the way we brought up is
- 59:31Speaker 3: people are always curious. So you see somebody laughing in
- 59:34Speaker 3: their car.
- 59:34Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you listening? What's going on in there? Cool?
- 59:37Speaker 1: If people in Pittsburgh had licens.
- 59:38Speaker 3: See that life and plate flame Flame the flame Man,
- 59:42Speaker 3: I might be listening to Mike Words talk this morning.
- 59:45Speaker 3: You got a lot of sundown in Florida last week.
- 59:48Speaker 7: So in twenty years, Yeah, when life Sized Catfish IPA
- 59:53Speaker 7: with with Bob's face on it is on a desk
- 59:58Speaker 7: on the McAfee show with the two of you, I
- 1:00:00Speaker 7: could sell it and put my little girl through college.
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: Let me help you help me?
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: I think he's talking about the fact that you look
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: like the fat Head's logo and you might have your
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: own beer at some point. Okay, Yeah, still working on that. Yeah,
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: we need to get no update own fat Heads beer. Also,
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: we don't have an update on the license plate frame
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: because a lot of times we talk about things in
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: the show and we never follow up with anyone or anything.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: We just throw ideas out in the universe.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: They just fantasy that one would be cheap though it's
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: just a little pieces of plastic.
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: You just got screwing around like.
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: We we role play and cosplay having a marketing budget.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: But in reality, can you imagine if we did the
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: oh Man, people will know they're listening to my guys
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: bike you Bob, all right, here's.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: Your chance at one thousand dollars trying to pay your bills.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: Good luck, you're real. Kiss Hey, let's get to our buddy.
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: George here talkback messages through the free iHeartRadio app on
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: our show, brought to us by One Team Media.
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: It was going on fellows, George here.
- 1:01:15Speaker 6: Y'all keep saying that in the wintertime, remember everybody prayed
- 1:01:19Speaker 6: for days like today.
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: I disagree.
- 1:01:22Speaker 6: Saying that somebody in the wintertime praying for a summer
- 1:01:25Speaker 6: day is praying for a day like today is like
- 1:01:28Speaker 6: saying that somebody's asking for a.
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: Glass of water.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: Why they get mad if you hit him with a
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: fire hose. Oh, y'all, take it easy, You take it easy. George.
- 1:01:37Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a long winter, George, pray for times
- 1:01:41Speaker 3: like this, George, I did remember we had like a
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: foot of snow out there, George, it was a long winter, man,
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: We did have a long winter, didn't we put.
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: Me in the heat dome.
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: I'll have cracksweat for a couple of days. What did
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: you call it on Hot Bob check in today's chili crack?
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: I got canon chili down your chilli? Yeah, yeah, all right,
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: chili in your buck craft.
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: The high today is gonna be in the mid nineties.
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: This isn't the summer.
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: It's a little hot, Okay, it's a little hot, a
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: little swampy.
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: What do we do on the show today? Do you
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: have a podcast name over there?
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: I don't. I'm trying to recall what we actually did
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: on the show too. It's our first show back from
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: our summer vacation, getting back in the swing of things here.
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: What do you want to name the podcast today? Bob
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: Kibbles and Bits in a Florida air friar.
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: All right, that makes sense. Hey, we got some World
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: Cup action on today. I'm so excited.
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: I love this middle of the day three pm almost
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: over man billions last week. Billions of people at this
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: point are now watching the World Cup billions with with
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: a beat.
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: Obby.
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: It's so weird that there is something that's like, I
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: don't know, twenty or forty times bigger than the Super Bowl,
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: like the Super Bowl point nothing compared to the World Cup.
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah once the NFL going all over these because.
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: They want to be the World Cup. That's the NFL's
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: is just a step ahead of everybody else. Yeah, well,
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: so can you see something like the World Cup happening?
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: He's like, oh, now, all right, there's one sport that
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: everybody likes.
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:03:23Speaker 2: Uh it is Spain against France three pm today, that's
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: a big one.
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: And then tomorrow be Argentina against England.
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: Massive, just two massive, The four best teams in the
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: world are the final four of the World Cup. And
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: then uh, on Sunday for the World Cup final, me
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: and Bob will be at Akroscher Stadium, just sort of
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: walking around, hanging out there doing a big viewing party.
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: I think Gates oping at is it two? Yeah, they
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: got a whole setup down there. Man, it's gonna be awesome. Yeah,
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: Gates oping at two for the final kickoff at three.
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: So Picklsburg's going on too, so mix that in honestly,
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: walking on Sunday going to pickles Burg get all your pickles, walk,
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: run overseas over acker share.
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: We'll watch World Cup Final together.
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: All have a good time, all right, anything else? We
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: got pickles and vinsing in Florida air fryer. Right, that's okay,
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: We're back.
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: Everybody that's it for us?
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: Right?
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