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The Woody Show July 6th 2026 Podcast HIGHLIGHT · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Show and we are into another hour. It is the
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  Speaker 1: Woody Show Greg. So I gotta break something about Greg
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  Speaker 1: here at a second show. It's not necessarily a bad thing.
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  Speaker 1: I want to I want to try to help Greg.
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  Speaker 2: Really.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I need lots of help in general. And
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  Speaker 1: I think I have somewhat of an idea what it
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  Speaker 1: could be. Oh okay, you know, anyway, there's menace. Gina
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  Speaker 1: Grant is here. Friends are open eight seven seven forty four. Woody.
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  Speaker 1: You can send us a text over to two to
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  Speaker 1: nine eight seven. I don't want to, like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you got for cheers and jeers. Greg.
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  Speaker 1: But this insomnia he keeps talking. Oh god, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Greg's talking about how his insomnia is like so bad
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  Speaker 1: it's beyond. I have a couple thoughts. Number one, for
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  Speaker 1: whatever reason, he forces himself to stay up way later
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  Speaker 1: than he should, so his schedule is all jacked up. True, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and it doesn't make any sense. He doesn't
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  Speaker 1: prioritize You don't prioritize sleep. That's that's part, Like a
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  Speaker 1: reg The routine is big for that kind of thing
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  Speaker 1: with life.
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  Speaker 2: That's good.
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  Speaker 1: Number two, and we brought this up before. It's this
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  Speaker 1: whole thing where it's like he'll sleep on the couch
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  Speaker 1: if the beds made too nice. That's not going to
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  Speaker 1: help out with any kind of insomnia thing either completely,
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  Speaker 1: because you're not you're not you're not really comfortable, Like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have you have a good hair day, and
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  Speaker 3: then there's days you have a good bed day. You're
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  Speaker 3: having a good bed day.
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  Speaker 4: You don't want to actually just wouldn't be comfortable in
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  Speaker 4: that bed.
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  Speaker 2: I actually have a I don't know, I don't have
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  Speaker 2: beef with that at all because actually when I when
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  Speaker 2: I can't sleep, I'll go sleep on the couch and
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  Speaker 2: then I fall asleep.
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  Speaker 3: That's different.
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  Speaker 1: He's not he's not making the decision to sleep there
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  Speaker 1: because he's not getting the right sleep in his bed.
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  Speaker 1: He's deciding to stay on the couch. Is the couch
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  Speaker 1: more comfortable.
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  Speaker 2: Than your bed?
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  Speaker 1: It's not technically more comfortable, No, No, it's not. So
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  Speaker 1: in general, it's not your bed should be more comfortable
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  Speaker 1: than your couch. And you do have those nights that
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  Speaker 1: for whatever reason, it's just not working.
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  Speaker 3: Fine, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: It could get a good couch a good night in
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  Speaker 1: the couch every once in a while is good, but
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  Speaker 1: when you're having insomnia issues. On top of that, Greg's mind,
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  Speaker 1: as we know, races like crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: He obsesses about everything, literally everything, and it's the dumbest stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Or then if it's not about that kind of thing,
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  Speaker 1: like any kind of thing worrisome, he's worried about, like
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  Speaker 1: are thinking about I forgot that the thing was recently
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  Speaker 1: you said, But like there was another one that one
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  Speaker 1: of the classics is like, are we over shrimping?
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna run out of shrimp.
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  Speaker 2: Because you know, red lobsters doing endless shrimp.
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  Speaker 3: Like I know, but.
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  Speaker 1: His mind is easily occupied.
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  Speaker 3: You're in a random town at a random restaurant and
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  Speaker 3: they have shrimp, and then like, wait, but the grocery
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  Speaker 3: stores have shrimp. Every restaurant has. There's so much.
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  Speaker 1: Shrimp over shrimping. So this is the I forgot the
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  Speaker 1: other random thing you brought up. I think it was
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  Speaker 1: something we were traveling recently, had some kind of random
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  Speaker 1: like you know, like thing that you said that you
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  Speaker 1: wonder about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably something hotels or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, so there's all these things.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody drinks himself to sleep, he does, but also that
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  Speaker 2: could be well, the alcohol is a known thing, and
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  Speaker 2: you don't stay asleep.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because then the alcohol, you know, doesn't it like
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  Speaker 1: convert someone of the sugar and yeah, so it's.
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  Speaker 3: Called the trojan horse because it'll make you fall asleep
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  Speaker 3: and then you awake a couple of hours.
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  Speaker 1: So that's not helping. And that could be changing with
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  Speaker 1: age too, like the way your body is metabolizing all
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  Speaker 1: this stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just throwing all these random things for you to
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  Speaker 1: think about. I think you really do need because for
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  Speaker 1: you know, you, you are the only person in this
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  Speaker 1: room who says they want to live forever. I know,
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  Speaker 1: so for somebody who's interested in living forever, maybe look
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  Speaker 1: into these things. And you got to prioritize your your
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  Speaker 1: arrest and your sleep because this insomnia conversation you constantly have,
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  Speaker 1: Yet you make all these like very odd decisions. You
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  Speaker 1: all do things to calm your mind. You do things
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  Speaker 1: to ramp your mind up. Maybe menace hook them up
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  Speaker 1: with some edibles Indica.
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  Speaker 3: The past few days, man, I'm talking nuclear tsunami insomnia
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  Speaker 3: where I would fall asleep on the couch at let's
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  Speaker 3: say nine pm, wake up at midnight, and I'm up
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  Speaker 3: for the day.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, Jeff Nero nero sleep are really good. You've heard
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  Speaker 6: nero gum right, Yeah, energy and turns you up. Neuro
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  Speaker 6: Sleep is fire. It's like to but it also doesn't
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  Speaker 6: like make you super good. It's gone next morning. It's
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  Speaker 6: like a little like a mint.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm looking sleep and recharge mints.
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  Speaker 2: We get this, uh store, because I tried to do it.
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  Speaker 2: The onies, Olilie. It's l l y the gummies. The
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  Speaker 2: only thing is they will help me go to sleep,
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  Speaker 2: but they give me crazy dreams. That's the melt insane,
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  Speaker 2: Like I stopped doing it.
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  Speaker 4: Do you guys ever wake up? Because you have a
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  Speaker 4: song playing in your head so loud it like wakes
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  Speaker 4: you up? That happened to me.
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  Speaker 1: I get a song stuck in my head a lot. No,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't wake me up.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't know, couldn't tell you the last time
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  Speaker 4: I heard this? Who who remembers? And I know just
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  Speaker 4: how to whisper and I know how to elies air
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  Speaker 4: supply woke me up. It was pounding in my head
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  Speaker 4: last night, making love at all?
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  Speaker 1: I'm was it in a movie?
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  Speaker 2: Was it must have been?
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  Speaker 4: It must have been on TV.
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  Speaker 1: I could not go back, just a song that's in
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  Speaker 1: your head for no reason.
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  Speaker 4: It had to be on TV. It was pounding so
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  Speaker 4: loud in my head. It woke me up.
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  Speaker 3: How does something in your head get loud?
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  Speaker 5: Dude?
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  Speaker 1: That's you met me?
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 4: I insane?
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  Speaker 2: You are this multiple personality disorders?
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  Speaker 3: So, Greg, do you have a cheers cheers to? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Nuclear insomnia cheers, uh, cheers to. I mean, it was
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  Speaker 3: a great week. But I ran into an old friend
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  Speaker 3: slash colleague who I hadn't seen in a decade. I
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  Speaker 3: guess it's really cool to catch up with people that
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  Speaker 3: you know from the past. And this is the dude
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  Speaker 3: that named me, Greg Gory, so that's a big deal.
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  Speaker 3: He and I have this huge history. He was kind
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  Speaker 3: of a mentor and I hadn't seen him in ages,
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  Speaker 3: and it was really cool to catch up for about
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  Speaker 3: an hour or so, just stopping through on a huge
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  Speaker 3: multi state motorcycle.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Okay, I got you cool. I thought you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: say it was cool for about an hour, so.
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  Speaker 3: Then that was over. That's sounded like, I mean, it
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  Speaker 3: was cool. How I live with this guy? But no,
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  Speaker 3: it was in a one hour like catch up session.
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  Speaker 3: It was really cool. That's cool. Yeah, to see people
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  Speaker 3: like blast from the past.
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  Speaker 1: And what's nice is when there has been that big
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  Speaker 1: lapse between like the last time you saw them or
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  Speaker 1: talk to them or whatever, and you just pick up
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  Speaker 1: yeah as if like you saw him last week. Yeah, totally,
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  Speaker 1: because there's always that kind of weird thing like, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: how's this going to go? Right, like, what are we
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  Speaker 1: going to you know, not what are we going to
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  Speaker 1: talk about? This? Plenty of the stuff to talk about,
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  Speaker 1: but is the conversation gonna be weird or awkward? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know because you haven't seen them in a while.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, it was.
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  Speaker 1: I think dudes have an easier time with that kind
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  Speaker 1: of thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard before, like you know, female friends of
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  Speaker 1: mine or my wife talking like oh okay, I think
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  Speaker 1: you guys overthink too much of what the interaction is
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  Speaker 1: going to be where these guys just like yeah, and.
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  Speaker 3: So social media, you know what people are up exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're still divorced. Yeah, Jeff g weekend cheers
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  Speaker 1: and jeers.
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  Speaker 6: Cheers to my son who finally got a job. Thank god,
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  Speaker 6: he's going to be organizing someone's house. What Yeah, go
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  Speaker 6: around things. He found it on a like someone was
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  Speaker 6: looking for it in the neighborhood to help them organize
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  Speaker 6: their kitchen in all their rooms.
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  Speaker 3: They were just looking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, air tasker, air tasker. Yeah, because I've seen like
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  Speaker 1: where you can ask people to do pretty much. You
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  Speaker 1: put it, you put out to bid. It's not like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I need someone to put furniture together. There's plenty of
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  Speaker 1: those kind of things. You could do that too, but
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  Speaker 1: you can say like, yeah, I just need somebody to
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  Speaker 1: help me organize, like this is legit, legit.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's they said it's going to be about
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  Speaker 6: a two week job, so they must be hoarders.
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  Speaker 2: So well, dude, that's how Kim Kardashian started organizing people's closets.
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  Speaker 2: So he's the next Kim Kara.
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  Speaker 3: Are you telling me my kid's going to.
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  Speaker 1: Get into porn next?
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  Speaker 3: She got started with Ray J. That was the first
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  Speaker 3: I ever heard of.
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  Speaker 2: Kim kardash Before J was organizing people's closets for real.
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  Speaker 2: That was her job.
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  Speaker 1: But she wasn't famous. She was just doing that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she didn't get famous organizing, She got famous taking it.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, he might organize the right person's closet.
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  Speaker 1: And because famous, Yeah, maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Jeers for me.
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  Speaker 6: Is my wife never answering her phone when I call,
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  Speaker 6: Like I could be dead on the side of the
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  Speaker 6: road and a ditch on fire.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever.
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  Speaker 3: She is so horrible about answering my calls.
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  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. You know what I do when that happens,
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  Speaker 1: because yeah, if I'm if I'm calling, I'm not just
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  Speaker 1: calling to shoot the ish. Yeah, you know, like I'm calling,
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  Speaker 1: you know, in the middle of the day, especially like
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  Speaker 1: if I'm at work or whatever, because there's a thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's an answer to it's need. And if I'm calling,
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  Speaker 1: it's because I need the answer right now. I would
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  Speaker 1: text if it's like, hey, when you get a chance.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, so what I'll do and my son too.
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  Speaker 1: The rule with the kids is you can have these phones,
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  Speaker 1: but what I call, you better pick up. But I
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  Speaker 1: know you're around, and don't tell me you didn't have phone,
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  Speaker 1: because mother, effort, you always have these phones. You're constanting
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  Speaker 1: these phones. So what I'll do is I'll go into
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  Speaker 1: the find my I'll find my wife's phone and I'll
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  Speaker 1: ping it like it's lost, so it doesn't matter if
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  Speaker 1: it's on silent, doesn't matter where she is and whatever,
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  Speaker 1: and she knows it's me, and she'll see up miss
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  Speaker 1: call and she'll call me right back. Same with my son.
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  Speaker 1: But you're not gonna ignore me.
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  Speaker 2: That's way better than the ones that I do.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 2: I have the smart lights, so I'll turn the lights
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  Speaker 2: on and off in the house and then I'll.
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  Speaker 4: Haunt her.
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  Speaker 1: You get those cameras, you can talk to that camera.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll go through Facebook, perfect, and I'll talk. I'll
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  Speaker 2: make it ring through Facebook as a call.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not person's just gonna call you just to chat.
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  Speaker 4: So does she not pick up for anyone or.
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  Speaker 3: She just not just me?
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  Speaker 1: It's just me?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, So I call the kids and and then she
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  Speaker 6: picks up, which is dumb.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even marry.
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  Speaker 6: It'll be twenty years in August's over.
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  Speaker 1: Weekend. Cheers and jeers.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, cheers to good house guests. I had
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  Speaker 4: my oldest, bestest friend and her daughter come stay. And
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  Speaker 4: this was her daughter's big high school graduation trips. I
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  Speaker 4: want to make it super fun.
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  Speaker 1: To your house. Yes, wow, And it was so it was.
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  Speaker 3: Some kids get to go to Europe.
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  Speaker 4: She's doing that college. No, she's doing all that for college.
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  Speaker 4: She's getting out of Miami house and that was and
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  Speaker 4: I was so proud of Sho because she's always been
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  Speaker 4: like like the left brain and I was the right brain.
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  Speaker 4: And you know what's going to happen to crazy Gina
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  Speaker 4: and like she's like, yeah, I get it, look at
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  Speaker 4: your beautiful house. So they stayed with us. They keep
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  Speaker 4: their stuff in their suitcase. It's not everywhere they even
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  Speaker 4: we had these tickets to this like festival and they
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  Speaker 4: decided the last minute they didn't really want to go,
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  Speaker 4: and they're like, we would love to stay here and
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  Speaker 4: watch your puppy for you. I was like, girl, yes,
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  Speaker 4: oh my god, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: So you went.
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  Speaker 4: We I still had to go with the kid and
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  Speaker 4: the husband, but they stayed and watched Pip, which was
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  Speaker 4: so nice of them. And they were just They brought
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  Speaker 4: this card game that we played every night.
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  Speaker 1: I would to use that to get out of going
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  Speaker 1: to the festival.
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  Speaker 3: If they said, hey, we changed our mind, we don't
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  Speaker 3: want to go, yeah, rip.
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  Speaker 1: No, but we're still going to go to this festival
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  Speaker 1: and fight the crowd and traffic.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to go.
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  Speaker 4: Remember my husband as a bum knee. I had to drive. Sammy.
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  Speaker 4: You would have loved the game they brought. It's called
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  Speaker 4: moose Master. I can't moose knuckle, but it's moose Master.
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  Speaker 4: It's so much fun. And yeah, we just had we
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  Speaker 4: just had a great time and I got I put
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  Speaker 4: to you know, like my I'm already.
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  Speaker 1: Thinking about what I would have done differently. I'm like
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  Speaker 1: a friend's over right. How often you see this friend?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Once every few years, once every few years, even more perfect?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: So here you have tickets to a festival. Yeah they
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  Speaker 1: don't want to go, great, but your husband and your
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  Speaker 1: son still want to go. He can't drive. This is
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  Speaker 1: the perfect opportunity for a service called uber, right about it?
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  Speaker 1: Because they don't have to. Then you know, you're fine.
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  Speaker 1: You don't pay the park or whatever, but you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to drive them. And he can't get mad at
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  Speaker 1: you because this is a friend that you hardly ever
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  Speaker 1: get to see and they're at the house. So you
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  Speaker 1: know what, I should really stay back here. Let's just
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  Speaker 1: let's just splurge for the uber and you guys go
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  Speaker 1: have a great time at the festival. I'll see when
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  Speaker 1: they get back, and then you don't have to go.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: You had the perfect out.
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  Speaker 4: This is the thing like they need me like they don't.
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  Speaker 4: I spent an hour in line for a food truck
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  Speaker 4: for them? Why because I'm an idiot?
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  Speaker 1: No, but that's the thing. They don't need you. You
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  Speaker 1: get taken advantage of it that way, maybe the same
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  Speaker 1: way that my dude, my father in law is the
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  Speaker 1: smartest person I know. Years ago, he got sent out
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  Speaker 1: of town temporarily three months or so on a job.
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  Speaker 1: Right the company worked for was doing something, so like
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: temporarily out of town. So my wife and my mother
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  Speaker 1: in law go to visit him at one point while
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: he's out of town for this few months. They walk
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  Speaker 1: into his temporary housing. He has a washer and dryer
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  Speaker 1: in there, but he's got clothes hanging from the ceiling fan.
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  Speaker 1: What when they walked in? And now to this day,
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  Speaker 1: Dad's an idiot. He doesn't know how to do it.
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  Speaker 1: So he does know how to do this stuff. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't want to do this stuff, and so he knows
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  Speaker 1: by hanging things from the ceiling fan. Oh Dad, he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know what he's doing. Oh stupid man, Oh stupid dad,
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  Speaker 1: stupid husband. Yeah yeah, and so he doesn't have to
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  Speaker 1: do it anymore. He's never asked to.
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  Speaker 2: Do laundry like you you you throw in like some time.
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  Speaker 1: This does all the time.
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  Speaker 2: How to book hotel, of course.
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  Speaker 1: But he's convinced his wife that he doesn't know how
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  Speaker 1: to do this laundry. Yeah, so I do anything I do.
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  Speaker 4: I get a steamrolled because I want.
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  Speaker 2: To help everybody.
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  Speaker 4: But so that, so that, but that was awesome. Jeers too.
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  Speaker 4: I thought when you get a puppy, they start calming
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  Speaker 4: down with every month, and then all these trainers I
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  Speaker 4: follow on Instagram say watch out for the four month mark.
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  Speaker 4: That's when they go crazy. My dog has gone full
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  Speaker 4: psycho path. She's so reactive all of a sudden, She's
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  Speaker 4: gnawing everything too. Everything. She ate the ass out of
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  Speaker 4: my husband's underwear. That was everywhere, and now she is
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  Speaker 4: attacking us all the time. I have so many videos
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  Speaker 4: of this. I was hiding under the blankets. I had
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  Speaker 4: to call my husband in the other room. This is
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  Speaker 4: what it sounded like the other night.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: You're encouraging it. You're encouraging it. How she thinks you're playing.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: I'm not playing back with her. I'm not pushing her.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I'm hiding with It's like with kids, like if they're
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: getting away with it. And even if you're laughing, unless
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: there's like a strict discipline, like you grabbed by the face, No.
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: Huh, what in the crate? We did that last night.
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: It was just crying the whole time. So then I
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: was told, you're supposed to put your you're supposed to
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: grab the bottom of their job, but you're supposed to
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: put your thumb on their tongue. And they hate that.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: I tried. But this little girl is like she's going crazy.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: It's so cute, but she doesn't. The second she gets
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: the rest of her shots, the parvo and the rabies,
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: we're going We're going camp.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: That's smart. They have like trainers that.
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: We are going to boot camp, baby.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: Because you can't like like this.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: We went to his house to go visit and he's
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: got one of these little annoying dogs too. Girl, oh man,
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: And this this dog just does whatever it wants. It's
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: constantly like on you, on you, on you, Like you
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: sit on the couch, it jumps up on the couch.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Which fine, that you let your dog's up on your furniture,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: that's your business at your house. But when guests are
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: over and you're sitting there and they're constantly crawling. You
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: can't even push them away, and the owners doing nothing.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: I want my dog manners.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: This dog is like licking, licking, licking. Oh my god,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: I can't even have my hand on my lap, like
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: I gotta like move my hands away, and the the
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: owners doing not. You not when it's constant. We're there
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: for five hours, that's the thing. Five hours of being.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: Lived and my body gets away, puts you.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: All on the inside of me or something.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: It's so fluffy and she's so cute. Everyone eggs are on.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: I go please, I'm trying to get her to stop
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: doing that.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: You need the trainer.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm working on it.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well there you go, very vicious doctor
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: the killer. See the thing is like four pounds. You
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: grab it up, you put it in the minute that
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: the first time you know, and you grab it, you
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: put it in the crate.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: I put her in air jail hold.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Maybe think you're playing. You put it right in that crate.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Throw a sheet over the crate so I can't see canary. Yeah,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: and then ignore it.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Good idea.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: And if it cries, let it cry or Greg right,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: put it down show and into another new hour. Greg
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: menaced Gino grab and uh weekend, cheers and jeers. What
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: do you got for us menace?
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Oh well, I spent well this past weekend. I spent
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: the weekend in Paris, but I was and Vienna, Austria, London.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: I mean I had the best time in Europe.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: And was it just for your did you go for something?
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Location for start off in Vienna, Austria for the Austrian
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Race for for F one and and then what was
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: really good. What was really cool is like I got
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: to go through the Austrian like the hills are alive,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: like sound of music area, like the outskirts.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: And your hands out, and.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I wanted to, I wanted to, but it was really
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: cool because it looked just like the movie I know,
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: like that Hillside part they actually shot in Germany were
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: like right on the on the border.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: It was like the Alps.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Alps, dude, beautiful. Uh yeah, this seeing the
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: sports and being around the fandom of something. You know,
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: when you're into something and being around other people that
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: are into it, it's super fun. And then I absolutely
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: love London, so getting to spend a lot of time
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: in London was awesome. I went to a Harry Styles
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: concert at Wembley and that ruled pretty hard to be jealous. No,
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: there's some other Strait guys there, I mean obviously with
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: their partners, but yeah, just shopping. And then also because
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: you know, World Cup soccer is happening right now, so
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: like every single like bar and restaurant people are just
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: like partying non stop, like every single day. So being
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: around more fans like that that was that was really cool.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: And then I went to Silverstone for another F one
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: race and I finished up in Paris. I went to
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: a Bad Bunny concert and that ruled. Now my jeers
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: is god. Man. I've been going to Europe for the
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: past fifteen years and there's something that Europe has finally
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: embraced from American culture, and it's called tipping. Dude. They're
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: all about tipping, and they've taken it to the American
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: extreme where if you're buying merch, they're asking for tips.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: At merch.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Livapool wage. They don't have to make up for it
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: with tips.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how that works, but I'm just saying,
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: whoa wait a minute. That used to be the cool
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: thing about visiting Europe. You don't have to uh do
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: any tipping in there, Yeah, of course they did.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Where where is it scenes? It might this could be
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: our daily mention of Japan? Is it Japan or was
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: it Europe? That it was offensive? Tipping was seen as offensive.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely. To Australia was literally rude.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like you're so poor you have to throw me
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: a couple of dollars.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Well there was that, and also like, oh are you
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: saying something about your job performing? Not even like as
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: a positive thing, it's just more like patronizing, like no,
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: of course I do a good job, like you know
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: of what, Like why wouldn't I have done the best
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: job possible?
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I remember fifteen years ago when I went
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: to Europe for the first time, like somebody was offended
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: when I try to take them. But now now they're
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: all about it. They embraced it. And yes there was
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: little boobos out there too, but not as hot as
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: they used to be. Like you get as walk into
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: a store and get a little booboo if you want one.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Morgan Weekend cheers and jeers.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: So I got a lot of mature things done during
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: our little break. I unpacked my suitcase from the White House,
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: So that's good. Are you dying I got it, and
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: also from another event we had over a month ago,
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: so that was great. And then I mentioned recently how
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: I was trying to get my car fixed but I
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: wanted to go the illegal route.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she wasn't passing smog.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Right, and there was things I had to do, and
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't want to do that, just pass it. Well,
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: I am so old and mature now that I got
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: it done the legal way.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: So what was the process on that? And it feels good?
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: And how much of that in the cost because we
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: heard there were numbers all over the place, but.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: Total it was almost eight hundred dollars jeers, I mean,
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: what do they have to do?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Like what did the eight hundred dollars get you?
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: What do they replace?
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: I'd have to look at I don't know the receipt,
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: but it was like two censors and the temperature gauge.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: So Sammy's kind of right when she said, oh my god, your.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Car could explode blah blah blah, Well it could have
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: because the temperature.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Was off, because that's what was wrong with my car too,
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: and I didn't want to get it fixed. And then
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: it was like, no, your engine could blow because you
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: don't know that it's overheating because it's not telling you,
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: but it is.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I think that's one of the things that
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: got replaced. But anyways, it's good and I did it
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: the right way and that it kind of feels good,
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: you know, yeah for you how that feels my jeers.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: I don't really want to get too much into it
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: because I cried too much on this show.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: My dog is old and.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: He's big, and we're getting there, yeah, and it's just
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: I'm like max out all my credit cards just to
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: try and keep him alive, and.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Like it's just tough. How old is the dog?
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: He's ten ten, he's a great Pyrenees like big.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: So, like, what's like, I saw your post on on
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Instagram where I guess he got like really dirty doing
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: something like you. But he's just kind of like laying
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: there and yeah, said, this is the last time I'm posting,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: like what's going on.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: I don't want to post about it anymore because it's
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: getting sad. Right.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: But he can't.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Walk walk, Yeah, took him all of a sudden.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Well, it was like, you know, he's had trouble, you know,
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: back leg issues for a while. He's always had arthritis.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: He gets shots for that. Yeah, the vet now says
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: he has diabetes. So what the heck with all these
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: human things? I don't know. But otherwise, of course they
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: spend all the money to run all the tests and
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: they're like, everything.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Looks good, but he just how do you want to pay?
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: So what did he have like a stroke or something?
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: I just I don't.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: I think he's just getting old.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Like if they're running tests and they're saying that he
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: you know, he looks okay, So like, what is it
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: that he can't move well.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: He can't his back legs like he can try and
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: get up, I have to, I guess, And so he feels.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, all whatever, there's nothing, uh well diabetes.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: I think I look at him mentally and he's still there.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: It's just his body's not.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And of course the vet wants to like, oh,
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: bring him in, we'll study him for a day and do.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: All this time, give you a quote the money, you know.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Open credit cards and we've all been there, great can
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: tell you.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: And I know it's it's a it's a conversation that
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: people that you can't have a real rational conversation about
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: it because you have your irrational.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Right, especially when you ask a vet, which I did,
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: if he if my dog was your dog, what would
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: you do? And they say, well, we can't answer that,
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: we would do everything. And then essentially it comes down
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: to the point where there's nothing more they can do
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: other than keep them alive in a essentially a zombie
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: state on all these meds. So then you have to
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: make the decision of what you're gonna do.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: And then you also have to balance out like if
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: it's Gina's puppy, right, which is less than a year old,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: and then there's a dog who's ten years old or
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: ancient like Sammy's dog, Like have you had have you
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: had a thought about like well, you know if, because
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: the day will come where there's things that are going on,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: like where you've decided like, Okay, this is what I'm
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: whatever length you're willing to go to, because Greg, damn
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: your bankrupted himself to buy him the before by I'm
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: twenty four hours totally with the dog that was what thirteen.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Or he was eleven almost twelve, an older dog, older
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: dog and big dogs don't live.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: That way, what I always say, But when you're in
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: that I get it, man, because like, hey, my dog
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: and I have a suicide pack. You know what I mean,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I get it, and we're my wife and I right now,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: it's like, you know, these Golden Retrievers they have issues,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: hipped hip issues, Like all Golden Retrievers have that, right,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: So she's finally starting to kind of show her age
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: of it. She's gonna be, you know, eight years old.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: She's a senior lady.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: She's a senior lady, which my wife hates that phrase,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: but like it's it's tough even seeing her like get older. Yeah, yeah,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: you know, and we're not sure what's going on with
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: this hip thing, and you know, it's like but you
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: start having these like, you know, thoughts about like man
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: eight yeah, damn, you know, because then you're thinking like, oh,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I'll do anything. Well your heart's of.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Course, yeah, right.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: What I always end up saying to people who who
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: finally get to that decision and is thank you for
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: doing for them what they cannot do for themselves, because
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: who would want to live like that? Like Greg said,
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: you're just keeping them.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah you're alive.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Well, you'll do whatever you decide. We got you, girl,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Whatever you decide to do will be the right thing yeah,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: for sure, you know, yeah, I mean, but you know,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: you gotta just keep it. I would say, like just
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: keep them like like the dog's ten, right, and then
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: make your decision. Know, like if you make your decision
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: knowing that whatever you decide, we'll be fine, because it's brutal.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, last year, my dog, Chero, she went through
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: cancer treatments and I mean, thank god I had insurance
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: for her, but it would have been forty thousand dollars Jesus. Yeah,
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: and unfortunately the cancer is back and we've been going
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: through the treatments again. I mean, she acts perfectly fine,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: she's good getting an older dog older dogs. She's eleven,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: and but every time we take the vet, it's just like, yeah,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: it's it's a lot of money. Ru Yeah, but yeah, we.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Got you girl.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tough.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: We've all been there.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I'll be there again.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: They say it's the worst part about having a pet.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: And I never wanted to do it again.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Price of love is grief.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: And I'm angry because I didn't choose to go out
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: and get a dog like this dog literally fell in
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: my lap, right, and I'm it's a crazy story.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, from pretty.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Much literally dropped Little angel I caught it, little Yeah.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: He must have hit the ground because his tongue has
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: been sticking out his whole life, and.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: He barely has his teeth.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: So yeah, they had him all like high on drugs,
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: and you think he looks retarded without the drugs.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. Hanging there, Morgan More.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: His show is coming up next.