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Turn On The News: Hitler Fan Re-enacts MSG Nazi Rally · Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show

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  SPEAKER_03: We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special news bulletin direct via
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  No, we can't.
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  SPEAKER_03: Husker do you think J.D.
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  SPEAKER_03: Vance likes Husker do?
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  SPEAKER_03: Why does everything have to be so weird?
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  SPEAKER_03: These are dangerous times.
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  SPEAKER_03: Something terrible is going to happen.
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  SPEAKER_03: Suspense.
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  SPEAKER_00: Suspense.
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  SPEAKER_03: Stories from the world's great literature of pure excitement.
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  SPEAKER_03: CBS gives you... Suspense.
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  SPEAKER_03: Tonight's presentation is one of the finest of the contemporary stories of mystery and terror.
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  SPEAKER_03: We live in a nightmare world where this has somehow become normal and everyone just
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  SPEAKER_03: goes about their day knowing that the most powerful person on Earth could once
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  SPEAKER_03: again be a guy who thinks Hitler was cool,
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  SPEAKER_03: because it's just another piece of content we all scroll past on our magic little
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  SPEAKER_03: distraction boxes between cooking trends and TikTok dances and dogs wearing sunglasses.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wait a second, what was I talking about?
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, Trump praising Hitler.
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  SPEAKER_03: I feel like I'm in a fugue state.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know that feeling when you get the flu and you wake up at 3 a.m.
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  SPEAKER_03: shivering but also sweating and you stumble into the bathroom and flick on the
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  SPEAKER_03: lights and everything's spinning and you rummage through the drawer for the real Sudafed,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: the good stuff.
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  SPEAKER_03: They hide behind the cashier because you have to show ID,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: because you can use it to make meth and it's been expired for two years,
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  SPEAKER_03: but you take it anyway.
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  SPEAKER_03: and it immediately,
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  SPEAKER_03: like,
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  SPEAKER_03: dries you out,
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  SPEAKER_03: but it also revs your brain up,
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  SPEAKER_03: like you're listening to a podcast of your own thoughts at 1.5 speed,
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  SPEAKER_03: and then you pass out.
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  SPEAKER_03: You wake up 24 hours later,
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  SPEAKER_03: and you don't know what day it is,
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  SPEAKER_03: but you're hungry and nauseous at the same time,
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  SPEAKER_03: so you drag your ass to a drive-thru,
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  SPEAKER_03: and the server's,
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  SPEAKER_03: like,
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  SPEAKER_03: weirdly familiar.
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  SPEAKER_03: And you think, where the am I?
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  SPEAKER_03: And he says, you're at McDonald's, bitch.
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  SPEAKER_03: And you think to yourself, oh, that was the good suit of fat.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he says, no, this is real life.
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  SPEAKER_03: And you say, wait, are you inside my head?
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  SPEAKER_03: And he says, I've always been inside your head.
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  SPEAKER_03: I reside deep within the recesses of human consciousness and I can finally reveal
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  SPEAKER_03: the question at the heart of our collective existence.
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  SPEAKER_03: And you say, okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm ready.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he says, would you like fries with that?
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  SPEAKER_03: And then you wake up screaming at home in your bed and you think it was all just a dream.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then you turn on the TV and your dream is the news.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's how I feel all the time.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, I think we're ready.
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  SPEAKER_03: Can you believe us?
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  SPEAKER_03: How long have we been doing this now?
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  SPEAKER_03: I feel like it must be nine seasons, right?
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  SPEAKER_03: I have no idea.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're like Seinfeld.
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  SPEAKER_03: Welcome back.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm joined by convicted felon and failed McDonald's drive-thru operator,
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald...
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  SPEAKER_03: What does this say here?
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  SPEAKER_03: You'd think I'd know this by now, right?
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  SPEAKER_03: Jessica Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: We are officially one week from Election Day.
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  SPEAKER_03: How the hell is this race so close?
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  SPEAKER_03: Nothing surprises me.
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  SPEAKER_03: I tell you, I can't sleep nights.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
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  SPEAKER_03: I keep imagining the dark,
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  SPEAKER_03: hate-filled,
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  SPEAKER_03: Orwellian,
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  SPEAKER_03: deep-fried,
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  SPEAKER_03: comb-over,
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  SPEAKER_03: fever-dream hellscape this country will become if your crazy ass wins.
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  SPEAKER_03: Nothing personal.
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  SPEAKER_03: We have, I think we're doing very well, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
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  SPEAKER_03: it's almost enough for me to break into one of my internationally renowned,
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  SPEAKER_03: award-winning song parodies.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm not a fan.
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  SPEAKER_03: A place where nobody wants to go
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  SPEAKER_03: They call it McAdoo.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's way, way up, and it takes you back in time.
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  SPEAKER_03: But if you vote for this bag of dicks, as soon as November 6th, we'll be in McAdoo.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, as a fact, I've got things to do.
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  SPEAKER_03: A million rights dismantled, and there you are with Rosenbaum.
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  SPEAKER_03: A dark dystopia of absurd extremes To kill your dreams
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  SPEAKER_03: They're eating the pets.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's not go there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now if I don't get elected, it's gonna be a bloodbath.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're eating the dogs.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's no cleaner.
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  SPEAKER_03: Very fine people.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fuck you.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're poisoning the blood of our country.
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  SPEAKER_03: A crazy nation in disarray.
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  SPEAKER_03: Where women don't get a say.
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  SPEAKER_03: They call it magazine.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now shut your mouth.
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  SPEAKER_03: You don't get a say.
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  SPEAKER_01: I dump a garbage can.
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  SPEAKER_03: Where everyone hates the queers.
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  SPEAKER_03: And wears tampons.
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  SPEAKER_03: A bunch of childless cat ladies.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're eating the dogs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Magadoo.
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  SPEAKER_01: To Magadoo.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're eating the childless cat ladies.
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  SPEAKER_01: Magadoo.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is Donald Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: To Magadoo.
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  SPEAKER_03: Thanks Magadoo.
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  SPEAKER_03: I haven't read it.
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  SPEAKER_03: No education.
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  SPEAKER_03: and nobody's free.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're gonna set us back a century.
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  SPEAKER_03: A million lives dismantled and there you are with Roseanne Gaw and Orange Hellscape
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  SPEAKER_03: Frog with hypocrisy and marjorie.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're only two genders.
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  SPEAKER_03: Magadoo.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're eating the cat.
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  SPEAKER_03: Magadoo.
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  SPEAKER_03: I wanna go to Magadoo.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not going back.
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  SPEAKER_03: Magadoo.
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  SPEAKER_03: I thought that was great.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm not a fan.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, you're not so hot yourself.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're coming from 181 countries as of yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right?
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  SPEAKER_03: And we're a dumping ground.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're like a garbage can for the world.
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  SPEAKER_03: These are stone cold killers.
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  SPEAKER_03: They'll walk into your kitchen.
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  SPEAKER_03: They'll cut your throat.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if you're calling people.
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  SPEAKER_03: In some cases, they're not people, in my opinion.
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  SPEAKER_03: But I'm not allowed to say that because the radical left says that's a terrible thing to say.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're destroying the blood of our country.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's what they're doing.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're destroying our country.
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  SPEAKER_03: They don't like it when I said that.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I never read Mein Kampf.
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  SPEAKER_03: They said, oh, Hitler said that in a much different way.
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  SPEAKER_03: Immigrants aren't destroying the blood of our country.
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  SPEAKER_03: It is wild that Trump's response to being told he's quoting Hitler is, no, he said it differently.
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  SPEAKER_03: Especially because not that differently.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hitler wrote,
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  SPEAKER_03: all great cultures of the past perished only because the original creative race
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  SPEAKER_03: died out from blood poisoning.
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  SPEAKER_03: So same general idea, just a bit more coherent.
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  SPEAKER_03: I guess what I'm saying is when it comes to rhetoric, Trump is no Hitler, but let him cook.
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  SPEAKER_03: But it is more than just talk about immigrants.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump's also made a very specific promise.
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  SPEAKER_03: As soon as I take the oath of office,
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  SPEAKER_03: we will begin the largest deportation operation in the history of our country.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mass deportations, that's what Trump's calling for?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's millions of people.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, the people that are here illegally.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't have any problem with people coming here.
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  SPEAKER_00: My grandparents came here, but they did it the right way.
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  SPEAKER_01: Millions of people, though.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think it has to happen, and I think citizens have to be behind it.
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  SPEAKER_01: How do you think it's possible to do that humanely?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know that, but I'm confident Trump can do it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Are you?
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  SPEAKER_03: Look, there are things I'm confident Trump can and will do.
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  SPEAKER_03: Paraphrase Hitler.
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  SPEAKER_03: Emotionally abuse his children, eventually die on the toilet.
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  SPEAKER_03: But I don't think figuring out how to humanely deport millions of people is one of them.
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  SPEAKER_03: You don't have to look far to find Trump praising tyrants and dictators and saying
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  SPEAKER_03: we should be more like them.
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  SPEAKER_03: He just said as much.
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  SPEAKER_03: at a rally on Tuesday.
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  SPEAKER_03: -"Can you imagine what President Xi..." You know, I got to know him very well.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's a fierce individual.
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  SPEAKER_03: The press, the fake news hates when I say that he's a brilliant man.
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  SPEAKER_03: He runs 1.4 billion people with an iron fist.
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  SPEAKER_03: Am I allowed to say he's smart?
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  SPEAKER_03: Is he smart?
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  SPEAKER_03: He's a smart man.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's a fierce man.
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  SPEAKER_03: I get along with him very well.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think it's fascist.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fascist.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fascist.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fascist.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fascist.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fascist.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fascist.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fascist.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I do.
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  SPEAKER_03: Funny because it's true.
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  SPEAKER_03: This week, U.S.
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  SPEAKER_03: Marine Corps General and former Trump Chief of Staff John Kelly did an interview
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  SPEAKER_03: with The New York Times that ran on page 12.
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  SPEAKER_03: What did the former Chief of Staff say about Trump?
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  SPEAKER_03: He's a fascist.
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  SPEAKER_03: I feel like we just went over this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Kelly technically didn't call Trump a fascist, but he did say Trump, quote,
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  SPEAKER_02: certainly falls into the general definition of fascist for sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: General John Kelly is now going on the record two weeks before the election to say
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  SPEAKER_02: that Trump meets the definition of a fascist and said nice things about Hitler.
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  SPEAKER_03: A populist political philosophy that exalts nation and often race above the
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  SPEAKER_03: individual headed by a dictatorial leader.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, looking at the definition of fascism,
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  SPEAKER_03: It's a far-right,
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  SPEAKER_03: authoritarian,
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  SPEAKER_03: ultra-nationalist political ideology and movement characterized by a dictatorial leader,
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  SPEAKER_03: centralized hypocrisy,
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  militarism,
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  forcible suppression of opposition,
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  SPEAKER_03: belief in a natural social hierarchy.
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  SPEAKER_03: Certainly, the former president is in the far-right area, certainly an authoritarian leader.
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  admires people who are dictators.
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  He has said that.
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  SPEAKER_03: So he certainly falls into the general definition of a fascist, for sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's amazing to hear an exasperated general go through the dictionary definition of
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  SPEAKER_03: fascism and tick off every box for Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is he a fascist?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well,
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  SPEAKER_03: he calls his opponents vermin,
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  SPEAKER_03: scum,
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  SPEAKER_03: and the enemy within,
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  SPEAKER_03: says he wants to round up his critics and conduct mass deportation raids.
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  SPEAKER_03: He talks like a fascist.
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  SPEAKER_03: He acts like a fascist.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's friends with fascists.
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  SPEAKER_03: He compliments fascists.
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  SPEAKER_03: And the worst thing, he just got a pin that says, I'm a fascist.
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  SPEAKER_03: Back to the Hitler story.
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  SPEAKER_03: We pledge to you that we will root out the communists,
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  SPEAKER_03: Marxists,
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  SPEAKER_03: fascists,
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  SPEAKER_03: and the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're poisoning the blood of our country.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's what they've done.
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  SPEAKER_03: They said, no, they're not humans.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're not humans.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're animals.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'll use the word animal because that's what they are.
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  SPEAKER_03: You got to get these people back where they came from.
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  SPEAKER_03: You have no choice.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're going to lose your culture.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're going to lose your country.
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  SPEAKER_03: Does anybody believe in genes?
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you guys believe in genetics?
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  SPEAKER_03: A murderer, I believe this, it's in their genes.
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  SPEAKER_03: And we got a lot of bad genes in our country right now.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's the enemy from within, all the scum that we have to deal with that hate our country.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am your retribution.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am your retribution.
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  SPEAKER_03: General Kelly also reminded people that on multiple occasions,
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump has said,
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  SPEAKER_03: quote...
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  SPEAKER_03: He commented more than once that,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: that Hitler did some good things,
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  SPEAKER_03: too.
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  SPEAKER_03: And, of course...
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  SPEAKER_03: If you know history, again, I think he's lacking in that.
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  SPEAKER_03: But if you know what history,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: Hitler was all about,
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  SPEAKER_03: it'd be pretty hard to make an argument that he did anything good.
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  SPEAKER_03: I like what he did in that bunker.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: That was my favorite moment, too.
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  SPEAKER_03: That was my favorite.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump asked John Kelly, his chief of staff at the time, why can't you be like the German generals?
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  SPEAKER_03: When Trump raised the subject of German generals,
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  SPEAKER_03: Kelly responded by asking,
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  SPEAKER_03: do you mean Bismarck's generals?
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  SPEAKER_03: He went on, I mean, I knew he didn't know who Bismarck was or...
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  SPEAKER_03: about the Franco-Prussian War, I said, do you mean the Kaiser's generals?
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  SPEAKER_03: Surely you can't mean Hitler's generals.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he said, yeah, yeah, Hitler's generals.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's how insane Trump is.
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  SPEAKER_03: John Kelly was running through every other German general in his mind, begging Trump to take the out.
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  SPEAKER_03: A piece in The Atlantic this week that stated two people overheard Trump saying,
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  SPEAKER_03: quote,
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  SPEAKER_03: I need the kind of generals that Hitler had.
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  SPEAKER_03: I just really wish there was an old Nazi somewhere who says, I knew Hitler.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hitler was a friend of mine.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump, you are no Hitler.
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  SPEAKER_03: What would you say when he said to you that Hitler did a lot of good things?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, I tell him that I said, you know, if you first of all, you should never say that.
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  But if you knew what Hitler was all about from the beginning to the end,
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  everything he did was in support of his racist,
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  fascist.
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  SPEAKER_02: done for the right reason.
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  SPEAKER_02: And but he would occasionally say that, what would he say when you would lay that out to him?
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  SPEAKER_00: You just, you know, that would be the end of the conversation usually.
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  SPEAKER_03: I need the kind of generals that Hitler had.
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  SPEAKER_03: That is so disturbing that he doesn't know why that's horrible.
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  SPEAKER_03: It reminds me of that famous saying,
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  SPEAKER_03: those who do not learn from history are doomed to say,
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  SPEAKER_03: I need the kind of generals Hitler had and still somehow be statistically tied in
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  SPEAKER_03: all the battleground states.
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  SPEAKER_03: And it wasn't just his love of Nazis.
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  SPEAKER_03: It wasn't just his love of Nazis that convinced Kelly that Trump was a dangerous man.
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  SPEAKER_03: He also was worried about Trump's obsession with using the military against
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  SPEAKER_03: American citizens who oppose him.
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  SPEAKER_03: According to Kelly,
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  SPEAKER_03: in 2020,
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump held private conversations with national security officials about the George
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  SPEAKER_03: Floyd protests,
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  SPEAKER_03: saying,
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  SPEAKER_03: the Chinese generals would know what to do.
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  SPEAKER_03: Back to the Hitler story.
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  SPEAKER_03: Republicans are already dismissing it as less of a blockbuster and more of a who cares buster.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hearing that, does that change how you feel about Donald Trump and your plans to vote for him?
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  SPEAKER_03: No, look, I respect General Kelly.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_03: I think he's great.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_03: He's got a long-term relationship with the president.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_03: You know, when you get into these final weeks, it's all about results.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_03: So,
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_03: of course,
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_03: you're going to get salacious things said and all that,
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_03: and I'm not taking away the general's conversation with the former president.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_03: Look, we've heard a lot of extreme things about Donald Trump from Donald Trump.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's kind of par for the course.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_03: It's really, unfortunately, with a guy like that, it's kind of baked into the vote at this point.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_03: His love of Adolf Hitler is baked in?
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_03: That's like saying, look, that dead rat is baked into this loaf of sourdough.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_03: What are you going to do, go all the way back to the bakery?
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_03: If it's baked in, then don't eat the thing it's baked into.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_03: Also, you're using salacious wrong.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_03: Salacious means arousing or appealing to sexual desire, and this ain't that.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_03: Nobody should be saying, guess who's into Hitler?
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_03: Don't worry if the news alarms you.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_03: Trump's apologists and right-wing media have an explanation.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe Trump just didn't realize Hitler's generals were also Nazis.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_03: He obviously has frustration, and I could absolutely see him going out, you know what?
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_03: It would be great to have German generals that actually do what we asked them to do,
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_03: knowing that's maybe not fully being cognizant of the third rail of German generals
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_03: who are Nazis or whatever.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_03: Of everything Kilmeade said there, I think the worst was in whatever.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_03: The lack of morality and integrity one has to have to go to work cleaning up
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_03: Trump's affection for Hitler's generals is astounding.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, why wouldn't Trump say, for example, FDR's generals or Truman's generals or Churchill's generals?
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_03: Surely history shows they were pretty good listeners.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_03: There's only one good reason he likes Hitler.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_03: He's also bad at history because Hitler's generals he's so impressed with, they didn't even like Hitler.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_03: Some have even tried to assassinate him,
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_03: but that's beyond Trump's comprehension because he sees Hitler and he thinks,
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_03: who couldn't like this guy?
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_03: I'd love to meet him.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_03: I hope he comes to the drive-thru.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_03: So, just to be clear, maybe Trump's so stupid he didn't know the Nazis was bad.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_03: That's his defense.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, basically, yeah.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_03: If Trump was really a fascist, he would be out to attack the media.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_03: Tell me what went down between Trump and CBS.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_03: He's either suing them or said he would pull their license.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_03: He threatened to sue him by doubling down on his post that CBS should have its
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_03: broadcast license revoked for their 60 Minutes interview with Vice President Harris.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that sounds First Amendment-y.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_03: Went after CBS, but that's just an anomaly.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_03: That could be an anomaly.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_03: That's probably all it was.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_03: What did Trump say about ABC?
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, no.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_03: Trump said the exact same thing about ABC that he said about CBS.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_03: But this time, he did it in his natural habitat of Fox & Friends.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_03: They're a news organization.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_03: They have to be licensed to do it.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_03: They ought to take away their license.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_03: Back to the Hitler story.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_03: Kelly told the Times that Mr.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_03: Trump met the definition of a fascist,
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_03: would govern like a dictator if allowed,
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_03: and had no understanding of the Constitution or the concept of rule of law.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_03: If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck and says that Duck Hitler had some
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: good ideas,
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: that's a fascist duck.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_03: Ladies and gentlemen, it is late October.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_03: You know, they call it the spooky season.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_03: Soon all the ghastly ghouls will be roaming the streets of New York.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_03: Because on Sunday, Donald Trump will hold a rally at Madison Square Garden.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_03: It's just...
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's just a coincidence.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure it's just a coincidence that in 1939, they held a pro-Nazi rally there.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_03: The Big Orange Circus came to Madison Square Garden last night.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_03: The Clueless Clucks Clan showed up in force for what I think may have been the
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_03: nuttiest Trump event of all time.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_03: And that includes the press conference he had last week to talk about Arnold Palmer's penis.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_03: We will have the largest mass deportation in American history.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_03: Her and her pimp handlers will destroy our country.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_03: She is the antichrist.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_03: The future is going to be amazing.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_03: Remember New Palestine?
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_03: Remember New Palestine when they had their subway derailment?
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_03: In fact, she is the devil, whoever screamed that out.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_03: She is some sick bastard, that Hillary Clinton, huh?
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_03: What a sick son of a bitch.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_03: The whole party, a bunch of degenerates, low lives, Jew haters and low lives.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_03: The illegals, they get whatever they want, don't they?
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_03: It's going to be pretty hard to look at us and say, you know what?
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_03: Kamala Harris, she's just she got 85 million votes because she's just so impressive.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_03: As the first Samoan Malaysian.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: low IQ former California prosecutor ever to be elected president.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_03: On day one, I will launch the largest deportation program in American history to get the criminals out.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_03: I will invoke the Alien Enemies Act of 1798.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump held a rally at Madison Square Garden, and the reviews are in.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_03: CNN says, Trump unveils the most extreme closing argument in modern presidential history.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_03: The Independent says, Donald Trump's Madison Square Garden rally was an orgy of fascism.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_03: The New York Times, Trump at the Garden, a closing carnival of grievances, misogyny, and racism.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_03: And Fox News, Trump, powerhouse guest, rock-packed MSG with historic rally.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_03: The rally was just a stomach churning six hours of hatred, racism and threats of totalitarian revenge.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_03: There's a lot going on.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_03: Like,
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if you guys know this,
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_03: but there's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think it's called Puerto Rico.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_03: Those words prompting swift rebuke from both sides of the aisle, including several Republicans.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_03: Senator Rick Scott of Florida,
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_03: which is home to over one million Puerto Ricans,
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_00: writing,
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_00: it's not funny and it's not true.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_00: Congresswoman Marie Alvarez Salazar insisting this rhetoric does not reflect GOP values.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_02: In a rare move from the Trump campaign,
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_02: a statement in an effort to distance itself from the comments saying,
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_02: obviously that joke does not reflect the views of President Trump or our campaign.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_03: You know how bad something has to be for the Trump campaign to distance themselves from it.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_03: Trump won't even distance himself from Hannibal Lecter.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_03: He's bragging about how similar he is to Scarface.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_03: I never thought I'd see the day when the Trump campaign is distancing themselves
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_03: from something said at one of their own rallies.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_03: The question remains, is Donald Trump a Nazi?
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_03: Well,
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_03: according to JD Vance,
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_03: the only way to settle this debate is to talk to the people who actually fought the
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_03: Nazis while they were in the middle of fighting the Nazis.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_03: By the way, this is an interesting debate because Kamala has actually never called Trump Hitler.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_03: JD Vance did, though, and...
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_03: And if he's... And I mean, if J.D.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_03: Vance has got a time machine, maybe he should go back in time and tell himself to shut the f*** up.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_03: This rally at Madison Square Garden was grotesque and ominous,
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_03: both for its historical parallels and for the vision of America it presented,
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_03: which can probably be summed up in this remark from Trump himself.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_03: We're running against something far bigger than Joe or Kamala and far more powerful
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_03: than them,
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_03: which is a massive,
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_03: vicious,
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_03: crooked,
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_03: radical left machine that runs today's Democrat Party.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's just this amorphous group of people.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_03: But they're smart and they're vicious.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_03: And we have to defeat them.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_03: And when I say the enemy from within, the other side goes crazy.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_03: Becomes a sound, oh, how can he say?
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_03: No, they've done very bad things to this country.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_03: They are indeed the enemy from within.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, if that isn't fascism, then what is?
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, what do you have to do to get branded a fascist by the GOP?
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_03: Get caught, I don't know, praising Hitler?
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, right.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_03: You know what?
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_03: Sure, maybe Trump's just talk.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_03: But on day one,
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_03: when the deportation of between 2 and 11 billion people begins,
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_03: what will be the guiding principle?
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_03: Perhaps we should ask the dead-eyed architect of these plans, Stephen Miller.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_03: America is for Americans and Americans only.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that makes sense.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_03: We're only deporting people who've come here illegally.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_03: Or people who have come here illegally but sneak illegally.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_03: Or people who have children who are actually citizens.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_03: Or some people who look like they may have come here illegally.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_03: Or people that have protested the war in Gaza.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_03: Or a special prosecutor Trump doesn't like.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe we're just going to be deporting the people that always bring wretchedness and want.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm sorry.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_03: That's how we described the Irish in 1832.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_03: Or maybe we're just going to deport people whose race inherently has a certain kind of criminality.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm sorry.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_03: That was the Italians in 1911.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_03: The point is,
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_03: every one of these groups was at a place and time on the wrong side of not being
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_03: American enough.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_03: And right now you think you're safe because the group Trump's talking about, it's not you.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_03: As if, are you sure this isn't my wife, Donald Trump, can tell the f***ing difference or even cares.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_03: That the day one implementation of the 1798 law that was last used to intern
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_03: Japanese and German citizens in World War II will be a fine-toothed comb.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_03: It just makes me very sad.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_03: This is not...
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_03: A complicated story.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_03: Trump is a fascist who likes other fascists and wants to emulate fascism.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_03: If you're shrugging that off as baked in, then you're just saying you're okay with fascism.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_03: If you're still supporting Trump, just admit you think fascism is cool.