Latest / The Woody Show / HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show April 7th 2026 Podcast
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- 0:00Speaker 1: I feel like this is more for people who the
- 0:02Speaker 1: next step would be drinking hand sanitizery. Woody show, Hi,
- 0:08Speaker 1: welcome back. And sometimes that perspective that you need. You know,
- 0:14Speaker 1: people sometimes just slip themselves up, you know where those
- 0:18Speaker 1: weighted boots to keep dragging them down, dragging them down.
- 0:21Speaker 1: You gotta go, hey, you know what, it's not that bad.
- 0:24Speaker 2: Ye, not that bad.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Other people got got a way, whereas we got this
- 0:27Speaker 1: after hours voicemail. And I apologize it's a little long,
- 0:30Speaker 1: but listen to what this person has to do.
- 0:32Speaker 3: All right, Hey, Woody, catching up to the podcast. You
- 0:35Speaker 3: guys have talked about this before. Worst nightmare, Menace greg
- 0:39Speaker 3: right is going to the hospital having a catheter in Well,
- 0:42Speaker 3: I unfortunately live your worst nightmare. A few years ago.
- 0:45Speaker 3: Out was in the military, got out ended up with cancer,
- 0:49Speaker 3: right tumors on my spine. They compressed on my spine
- 0:52Speaker 3: so hard they essentially ruined my bladder. The had the
- 0:58Speaker 3: tumors removed. I don't have any bladder functions at all.
- 1:01Speaker 3: About five times a day I have to cast myself right.
- 1:05Speaker 3: And so the VA they made it pretty easy. They
- 1:08Speaker 3: send me boxes and boxes of disposable cafeters use once,
- 1:12Speaker 3: throw them away. They come pre lubricated at call colo
- 1:15Speaker 3: plast speedy caps. You can look them month anyway. Yeah,
- 1:19Speaker 3: it's freaking horrible. I essentially I got used to it.
- 1:23Speaker 3: Not that my wien is calloused, but it doesn't hurt
- 1:27Speaker 3: as much, not uncomfortable as much. And when I tell
- 1:30Speaker 3: people right, a guy's immediate reaction it's just a wha
- 1:34Speaker 3: want to like they start holding their their wings. Oh
- 1:38Speaker 3: my god, it feels a little like terrible and this
- 1:40Speaker 3: that and the other, like, yeah, it's pretty pretty bad. Anyway,
- 1:44Speaker 3: more you talk about it, the more normal it becomes.
- 1:46Speaker 3: So you know, I'm just trying to still live my normal,
- 1:49Speaker 3: my normal ass lites. But anyway, just thought you guys
- 1:52Speaker 3: should know. When I did go through radiation, I listened
- 1:55Speaker 3: to the Woody Show every day driving from Anaheim over
- 1:58Speaker 3: to West la. It was not He didn't make it better,
- 2:01Speaker 3: but made it tolerable. Anyway, you guys have a good one,
- 2:03Speaker 3: all right?
- 2:04Speaker 2: Oh my god?
- 2:05Speaker 1: Yeah, So so can you imagine every time you have
- 2:09Speaker 1: to pee you have to give yourself a catheter?
- 2:11Speaker 4: Well, do you know who has to do that? I
- 2:13Speaker 4: don't know, Still I think he does is Dony Noxville
- 2:17Speaker 4: because he had that one stunt that's in I think
- 2:20Speaker 4: it's in the movie where he's on a motocross bike
- 2:24Speaker 4: and it lands on his junk, and to this day
- 2:28Speaker 4: he starts, yeah is that right years Yes, yeah, the
- 2:32Speaker 4: same exact thing that he's talking about right there.
- 2:34Speaker 1: So as you got things that are frustrating going on,
- 2:36Speaker 1: and trust me, I'm a person, I need I need
- 2:39Speaker 1: these things. Yeah, I needed that same I need these
- 2:41Speaker 1: things quite often. Where you know, could you get so
- 2:43Speaker 1: caught up in your own garbageetive? A little perspective like,
- 2:46Speaker 1: imagine every time you have to pee, you have to
- 2:49Speaker 1: give yourself a catheter.
- 2:51Speaker 2: No, I don't thank you.
- 2:52Speaker 5: If he knows he has to pee, he probably because
- 2:55Speaker 5: if he has no bladder control, it just happens. So
- 2:57Speaker 5: he's just got to you're.
- 2:59Speaker 6: Some sort of a schedule, Is that right?
- 3:03Speaker 1: You wouldn't even feel like the pressure.
- 3:04Speaker 5: I guess I'm not sure, but I knew a guy
- 3:07Speaker 5: in a wheelchair and uh, he had a catheter and
- 3:11Speaker 5: he said sometimes I didn't even realize I was being well,
- 3:15Speaker 5: that might be a different thing with paralysis.
- 3:18Speaker 1: Oh god, this guy is and going through it. You
- 3:21Speaker 1: know that cancer you sounds pretty you know, positive about
- 3:26Speaker 1: going through.
- 3:27Speaker 6: Living a life.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how I see some people in
- 3:30Speaker 1: the situation that they're going to go. Man, how do
- 3:32Speaker 1: you have any kind of positivity.
- 3:34Speaker 2: Right at all?
- 3:35Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 3:35Speaker 7: I was just watching a thing on like you know,
- 3:38Speaker 7: guys who travel around the world and go to the
- 3:39Speaker 7: worst spots ever and like these you know, crazy parts
- 3:42Speaker 7: of these countries. He's like, this little girl lives here
- 3:44Speaker 7: with five goats in her bed and there's goat droppings everywhere,
- 3:47Speaker 7: and her mom's outside.
- 3:48Speaker 2: I love that she.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Is, you know, AATs in her room. She would think
- 3:55Speaker 1: that's awesome. I looked it up, and you're looking at
- 3:59Speaker 1: it wrong.
- 4:00Speaker 4: The Giantshville thing for three and a half years, he added,
- 4:03Speaker 4: either okay, still a long time.
- 4:06Speaker 1: After hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
- 4:10Speaker 8: Dude, Woodie, have you swatched the new Peaky Winders movie yet?
- 4:14Speaker 8: Because if you have, what I want to know is
- 4:16Speaker 8: your reaction and your thoughts to just in case you
- 4:19Speaker 8: haven't seen it, I'm just gonna lay leave it at wait.
- 4:21Speaker 1: Wait, hold on before I go any further with this,
- 4:24Speaker 1: because Sam, you're the one who goes through these right, Yes,
- 4:27Speaker 1: does he give away anything boilers.
- 4:29Speaker 6: He doesn't know.
- 4:29Speaker 1: He makes sure not to do a spoiler, but he
- 4:31Speaker 1: gives you his reaction, okay to something that he saw.
- 4:35Speaker 1: All Right, you watch it too, didn't you.
- 4:36Speaker 8: I loved our reaction, your thoughts too. Just in case
- 4:39Speaker 8: you haven't seen it, I'm just gonna lay leave it
- 4:41Speaker 8: at the grenade.
- 4:43Speaker 3: Pies, because if you have seen it, I assume you're
- 4:46Speaker 3: gonna know what I'm talking about.
- 4:47Speaker 2: I do. And what was that?
- 4:49Speaker 1: Yeah? I watched it.
- 4:51Speaker 8: Sold freaking I screamed out in my living room when
- 4:54Speaker 8: it happened. That was like, by all.
- 4:57Speaker 3: My fucking pick a blind.
- 5:03Speaker 1: So yeah, there's a lot of times a movie comes
- 5:05Speaker 1: up and whatever, go, I'm gonna watch it. I watched
- 5:08Speaker 1: the Peaky Blinders movie. Man, what a great movie. That
- 5:12Speaker 1: movie is a ten out of ten.
- 5:15Speaker 6: It's in my top five all time greatest movies.
- 5:17Speaker 1: Thomas Shelby, dude, and yes, sir, that scene the grenade
- 5:24Speaker 1: is badass. I watched it at least five times. I
- 5:27Speaker 1: watched it at least five.
- 5:28Speaker 6: Times, and that was the funny thing.
- 5:29Speaker 7: At least the movie ended up being like four hours
- 5:32Speaker 7: long because I kept rewinding it because there's so many
- 5:34Speaker 7: great people.
- 5:35Speaker 1: I kept thinking, like, man, this is a bad idea, folks.
- 5:37Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing here, son.
- 5:39Speaker 6: Yeah, the hard one.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Okay, all right, but it's man, what a If you
- 5:46Speaker 1: haven't watched Peaky Blinders the show, what's it on? It's
- 5:49Speaker 1: on Netflix. I am mega jealous of people who have
- 5:53Speaker 1: still to this day not seen Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul,
- 5:58Speaker 1: Peaky Blinders, Sons of Anarchy, and like and you have
- 6:02Speaker 1: the chance to watch all these shows and Immortal Man,
- 6:05Speaker 1: Peggy blind the movie, and to watch it for the
- 6:08Speaker 1: very first time. Oh man, what I wouldn't give.
- 6:11Speaker 7: Now Here's well, I have a qua about that. Now
- 6:14Speaker 7: you might be able to answer this, I can't. I
- 6:16Speaker 7: think everyone should watch this movie, even if they haven't
- 6:18Speaker 7: seen Peaky blind.
- 6:19Speaker 2: I was going to ask, no, no, no, no no, as
- 6:21Speaker 2: somebody who's never.
- 6:22Speaker 1: Seen don't don't watch the movie first?
- 6:25Speaker 2: Really, I don't know.
- 6:26Speaker 7: I'm saying I won't watch it because they won't watch
- 6:29Speaker 7: the whole series.
- 6:30Speaker 1: Why watch Better Call Saul before you've seen Breaking.
- 6:34Speaker 2: Bad because it's a prequel, right.
- 6:37Speaker 1: No, But to understand a lot of the stuff that
- 6:40Speaker 1: you have to have the I I think I think
- 6:43Speaker 1: it made the show better because you had the.
- 6:46Speaker 6: When well, of course it makes it better.
- 6:47Speaker 1: Yeah, you had the frame of reference from Breaking Bad.
- 6:50Speaker 2: But would it makes sense as a standalone movie.
- 6:52Speaker 6: It would, It would just lack some of the some
- 6:55Speaker 6: of the back story.
- 6:57Speaker 1: I think it lacks almost all of the backstory.
- 6:59Speaker 6: Well, yeah, actually, you don't know what you like?
- 7:02Speaker 1: Why, Like you're.
- 7:02Speaker 6: Gonna have to take like a quick refresh.
- 7:04Speaker 1: Why is Tommy Shelby such a big deal?
- 7:07Speaker 8: Like?
- 7:07Speaker 1: Who are the Peaky Blinders? Who is this brother? Who
- 7:09Speaker 1: is like all these things? All the other the daughter,
- 7:13Speaker 1: the never mind? You can't, I say, there's too much,
- 7:17Speaker 1: there's too much to know.
- 7:18Speaker 2: There's a person.
- 7:19Speaker 1: No, it's the gang.
- 7:20Speaker 2: It's the name of the gang.
- 7:22Speaker 1: It's like the Puking Scorpions, just like the Puking sc.
- 7:29Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:30Speaker 1: Yeah, Gina step Soun's a little bike gang, the Puking Scorpion,
- 7:34Speaker 1: like the Peaky Blindess.
- 7:37Speaker 2: I'm surprised that you ever got into it because of
- 7:39Speaker 2: the title.
- 7:41Speaker 6: It does sound like a kid show.
- 7:42Speaker 1: It does sound dumb, but it came as a recommendation
- 7:45Speaker 1: from somebody who was the one who turned me on
- 7:47Speaker 1: to so many other shows that I've loved and.
- 7:50Speaker 7: A peaky blinder just so you know, is the peaky's
- 7:52Speaker 7: the hat and they would hide razor blades in it
- 7:54Speaker 7: and throw them a people, you would you.
- 7:55Speaker 1: Would use ask blinder hat off, like you're gonna kill
- 7:59Speaker 1: a fly with your hat. They take it and they
- 8:01Speaker 1: whip it at you razor it. Yeah, and it would
- 8:05Speaker 1: and would and it would blind them.
- 8:07Speaker 2: Yeah, got it?
- 8:11Speaker 1: No fighting, no fighting, no fighting. And this cast was good.
- 8:24Speaker 2: All right?
- 8:25Speaker 1: So round the smart Ass game. It's a real's a
- 8:29Speaker 1: real game. It's called smart Ass and it's like those
- 8:33Speaker 1: bar trivia things that you see where the screen it starts.
- 8:37Speaker 1: It gets like more specific as it goes on, eliminates
- 8:40Speaker 1: options and the same kind of idea with the who,
- 8:43Speaker 1: what and where categories and then it's clues that are
- 8:47Speaker 1: very generic at first, they get more specific and it's
- 8:50Speaker 1: the first person to get two out of three. Yeah,
- 8:54Speaker 1: they're gonna be the the let's two three out of four.
- 8:57Speaker 1: That's fuzy because they're smart. People might be pretty quick.
- 9:00Speaker 1: I blow through these.
- 9:01Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 9:01Speaker 6: I think this game is kind of hard.
- 9:03Speaker 1: I don't know why. You think there's some kind of
- 9:04Speaker 1: conspiracy to get you to play.
- 9:06Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 9:07Speaker 6: There, I'm so sick of playing this game.
- 9:10Speaker 7: Sick of it for some reason, Eve though I always
- 9:13Speaker 7: went it stresses me out so bad.
- 9:15Speaker 1: Okay, well that's you know, because you're you're on You're
- 9:17Speaker 1: on the spot, that's the thing. Yeah, all right, so smarties,
- 9:22Speaker 1: we have three the smartest people in the room, which
- 9:25Speaker 1: would be Sea Bass, Greg and Gina Flattered. I made
- 9:29Speaker 1: Gina watch as I wrote each one of those names
- 9:31Speaker 1: down so she could exactly there are three in there.
- 9:36Speaker 1: Go ahead, draw the first one out, Morgan, I want
- 9:39Speaker 1: to touch it. Yeah, I won't even touch it. What's
- 9:42Speaker 1: the first name? God Baldy. That's a disqualification, I mean Bass.
- 9:52Speaker 1: And it's either gonna be gregor Gina. There's only two.
- 9:56Speaker 6: Next one is Greg.
- 10:03Speaker 1: For extra fun, for extra fun, decided that we're gonna
- 10:08Speaker 1: have menace read the.
- 10:12Speaker 2: Awesome.
- 10:14Speaker 1: So there there's the first there's the first round. So
- 10:17Speaker 1: Greg will let you choose first, who, what or where?
- 10:20Speaker 2: Let's start with where where? All right?
- 10:23Speaker 1: Just find the were card menu for the.
- 10:26Speaker 2: First chance, So take take the paper clip off.
- 10:30Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, ready Where Where?
- 10:35Speaker 4: I am a European city. I am the capital of
- 10:40Speaker 4: my country. I have one thousand pubs where you can drinks, Bess,
- 10:48Speaker 4: I will go with Dublin Sea Bass.
- 10:50Speaker 7: You are correct, all right.
- 10:53Speaker 1: So Sea Bass has one point here in this round
- 10:56Speaker 1: of the smart ass game. All right, So do you
- 10:59Speaker 1: want to go with uh.
- 11:00Speaker 7: One of my Before you do that, I know se best.
- 11:03Speaker 7: Sometimes you like to clarify this that if you guess
- 11:05Speaker 7: and you're wrong, you sit one out right.
- 11:07Speaker 9: Otherwise, if you sit out forever, it just becomes too easy. Correct,
- 11:10Speaker 9: So you're out from.
- 11:11Speaker 1: One one one further clue or they get one freebie.
- 11:16Speaker 2: Who am I? Or what am I?
- 11:17Speaker 1: I'll go with a What am I?
- 11:19Speaker 2: All right?
- 11:19Speaker 1: What am I?
- 11:22Speaker 2: Bess? All right?
- 11:24Speaker 4: I am a device. I don't like loud noises. Alexander
- 11:31Speaker 4: Graham Bell studied my uses.
- 11:37Speaker 2: I don't like.
- 11:39Speaker 4: Spidal meningitis sometimes leads to my.
- 11:44Speaker 1: Use mass mass hearing A that is correct?
- 11:49Speaker 8: Wow?
- 11:50Speaker 2: Wow, even attempt to try that? Why?
- 11:55Speaker 1: Nice?
- 11:56Speaker 2: Nice job.
- 12:00Speaker 1: You might need? All yeah?
- 12:02Speaker 2: What's that?
- 12:02Speaker 1: You might need one of these?
- 12:03Speaker 2: Yeah? Getting yeah?
- 12:04Speaker 9: Did you see that neuralink? I think gave a blind
- 12:07Speaker 9: person site the other day something like that, but that
- 12:09Speaker 9: they're using it for tonight as well, which.
- 12:11Speaker 2: I need hearing aid pretty bad?
- 12:14Speaker 1: All right, So we got the next one out need.
- 12:18Speaker 2: One more point coast exactly.
- 12:22Speaker 1: So it's the last, the last one that we have
- 12:25Speaker 1: left here. We had a where, we had a what,
- 12:28Speaker 1: and this is a who? Who am whom am I?
- 12:33Speaker 2: There we go. We are an American rock band.
- 12:36Speaker 4: Our music could be described as psychedelic country. Ben and
- 12:42Speaker 4: Jerry created an icy that what.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Is p h I s h fish? That is incorrect?
- 12:55Speaker 2: Guess, but I get to hear one more clue as well.
- 12:59Speaker 1: We know Jack Straw, August West and Casey Jones. There
- 13:04Speaker 1: you go.
- 13:05Speaker 2: I'm gonna guess.
- 13:07Speaker 1: Did that help it?
- 13:08Speaker 2: All? That? No?
- 13:09Speaker 1: Is that correct? I don't even know who those people
- 13:11Speaker 1: are on? Greg, you are correct?
- 13:15Speaker 2: All right?
- 13:16Speaker 1: So Greg, you now have a point a Greg, and
- 13:20Speaker 1: because you are the underdog at this point correct, I
- 13:24Speaker 1: will let you choose for the fourth question.
- 13:29Speaker 8: What am I?
- 13:29Speaker 1: Where am I?
- 13:30Speaker 2: Or whoever? Let's tray where again? All right?
- 13:37Speaker 1: Where where am I?
- 13:39Speaker 3: All?
- 13:39Speaker 2: Right?
- 13:39Speaker 1: Here we go. Menace has the the next card. There
- 13:42Speaker 1: where am I? You're doing a great job, Menace, job buddy.
- 13:49Speaker 4: I am a densely populated island. I am in the
- 13:54Speaker 4: Atlantic Ocean. Over seven million people live on me. I
- 14:01Speaker 4: am the largest island in the.
- 14:04Speaker 9: Oh damn it conticulously, damn it, I shouldn't ring answer.
- 14:09Speaker 9: I will say Cuba.
- 14:12Speaker 1: That is incorrect. Al Greg can get this clue all
- 14:17Speaker 1: to yourself. Mariah Carey and Rosi o'donald were born here.
- 14:23Speaker 1: That doesn't o'donald.
- 14:25Speaker 5: They were born here. Like, uh, I'm gonna make a
- 14:29Speaker 5: gas why not? Right, I should make one Puerto Rico incorrect.
- 14:35Speaker 1: So you're back in Sea Bass? Yeah, I got it,
- 14:37Speaker 1: all right, Brooklyn and Queens are part of me? What
- 14:45Speaker 1: is New York? There's no way to know what?
- 14:47Speaker 8: Wait?
- 14:47Speaker 1: What incorrect?
- 14:50Speaker 2: Sea Bass? Yeah?
- 14:52Speaker 1: All right, all right, Gregg, you have another one all
- 14:54Speaker 1: to yourself.
- 14:55Speaker 2: I think I might know it all right, Oh damn it.
- 14:57Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
- 14:58Speaker 1: I contain j K and Laguari Airports.
- 15:02Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna guess Manhattan incorrect.
- 15:08Speaker 1: This is the easiest one. Queens incorrect.
- 15:13Speaker 2: Okay, So I got this one.
- 15:14Speaker 1: Here's the question there we go to We both get
- 15:18Speaker 1: that one wrong?
- 15:19Speaker 2: Okay?
- 15:21Speaker 4: Where I? Where am I with the initials? L?
- 15:27Speaker 2: Okay? Are you got that?
- 15:30Speaker 1: Both got but we both we bothed on that last one.
- 15:33Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you guessed queen.
- 15:34Speaker 1: And then you guess something else. Too, but you're wait,
- 15:37Speaker 1: hold on the ques question question for the game, like,
- 15:39Speaker 1: so Greg gets it wrong? Sea Bass allowed to immediately
- 15:42Speaker 1: jump in before the next clue is read. They can't
- 15:47Speaker 1: both guess on the same thing. Some person buzzed in first,
- 15:50Speaker 1: but he said he didn't.
- 15:51Speaker 9: I let him start his sentence, so I didn't wait
- 15:53Speaker 9: till before he started that last reading. Let him incorrect, right,
- 15:58Speaker 9: we both incorrect, so that you can each other's out.
- 16:01Speaker 9: Then I jumped in after he started saying it.
- 16:05Speaker 1: It's right, everything's fair. Yeah, they both had incorrect answers,
- 16:10Speaker 1: so they cancel each other out. Soay, next question, I
- 16:13Speaker 1: wait until he started, and then who did you buzz
- 16:16Speaker 1: in first?
- 16:16Speaker 2: Okay?
- 16:16Speaker 5: And I that was just my misunderstanding, all right, so
- 16:20Speaker 5: long I am yeah, I thought that was my clue.
- 16:24Speaker 1: Ak strong Island? Why why is it every game? End
- 16:27Speaker 1: of the fight.
- 16:28Speaker 2: I'm not argument, I'm just confused. I thought that was
- 16:31Speaker 2: my clue.
- 16:32Speaker 1: Clarification, all right, Well, that's it. That was That was three?
- 16:37Speaker 2: Yes, three, he got three points.
- 16:39Speaker 4: There, we can do one one quick one here we
- 16:42Speaker 4: have time, slame.
- 16:43Speaker 1: He's got to sign fine, one more one more time
- 16:47Speaker 1: to break whatever? One more just for.
- 16:53Speaker 8: What who what?
- 16:53Speaker 2: Where? Who am I?
- 16:54Speaker 1: Who am I? Who am I am? I? Okay, I'm
- 16:57Speaker 1: an American writer.
- 16:58Speaker 4: I have a fantasy and I like fantasy and whoror
- 17:02Speaker 4: I was born in nineteen forty eight in.
- 17:04Speaker 1: New Jersey, Craig Greg Stephen King, Stephen King.
- 17:10Speaker 4: I was born in nineteen forty eight in New Jersey.
- 17:13Speaker 4: Got that my best known book series, my best new
- 17:17Speaker 4: book series led to an HBO series.
- 17:19Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, this is my freebie.
- 17:20Speaker 2: That's free. My best new.
- 17:22Speaker 1: Book series led to an HBO series. Allow me to
- 17:25Speaker 1: take a moment. No, Stephen Fantasy had a break all
- 17:32Speaker 1: I keep going, damn it all.
- 17:33Speaker 2: Right, I read, Yeah, this is George R. R. Martin correct, Greg.
- 17:41Speaker 9: Well, but it was fun great, Greg noying, George R. Mark,
- 17:46Speaker 9: I know what a what a nerd.
- 17:49Speaker 1: That's how you sort of play that game. Smart ass game.
- 17:54Speaker 1: I'm show next, Thanks you.
- 17:58Speaker 2: Show.
- 17:59Speaker 1: We'll be right back.
- 18:00Speaker 8: A