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Episode 89: Diddley-Eye, Diddley-Dee · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: What can I always say, I'm not that big up
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  Speaker 1: on technology. I can just about work out how to
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  Speaker 1: listen to Dom and Jerry show. So I doubt is
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  Speaker 1: starting me on streaming channel anytime soon. Maybe if they
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  Speaker 1: were a demand, i'd consider it just a live stream
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  Speaker 1: of me up at Jimney working away. It might actually
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  Speaker 1: be quite soothing to watch over Now, I'll stick.
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  Speaker 2: To me Bolts and Jay. That's the kind of platform
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  Speaker 2: I prever. I'll see there's good evening, and welcome to
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  Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry Show. Hello, Price, I was trying
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  Speaker 2: to do swall swave today and I think I just
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  Speaker 2: came across as you sound like you're guaranting crypt.
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  Speaker 3: You just opened a big book as I want one
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  Speaker 3: saves all mon hance.
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  Speaker 2: Hello. May I offer you a cup of tea?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Tips would be That's it. That's that's about as classy
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  Speaker 2: as it gets. How you don't know why. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know why we're putting on airs and graces because the
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  Speaker 2: listeners to the Tom and Jerry Show, of which this is,
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  Speaker 2: I know that we're not really all those airs He's
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  Speaker 2: and graces kind of people. But if there's any new
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  Speaker 2: listeners coming along, I don't know. You like to scrub
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  Speaker 2: the place up a wee bit.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe we should do a deep dive someday into stupid
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  Speaker 3: phrases like airs and fucking graces?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? And just what? I
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  Speaker 2: have no idea that'll tell you how little airs and
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  Speaker 2: graces I have that. I have no idea what that means.
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  Speaker 2: All I know.
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  Speaker 3: All I know is that I feel like a lucky
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  Speaker 3: man because you told me the other day that you're.
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  Speaker 2: Like every so often.
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  Speaker 3: I told you my dog rubs and badger ship and
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  Speaker 3: fox shit stuff, and you said your dog's great.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't well. I found the next level for the
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  Speaker 2: poor old bastard that lives next door. Oh God bless him.
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  Speaker 3: He came in Sunday after the storm, about ten o'clock
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  Speaker 3: and he says, you didn't haven't seen one of my
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  Speaker 3: golden retrievers. At Yeah, I thought I saw one of
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  Speaker 3: the bastards down the backfield. All right, Yeah, he goes
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  Speaker 3: Christ the gate blew open.
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  Speaker 2: They went and running.
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  Speaker 3: He's got two of them, shaggy haired bastards with their
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  Speaker 3: winter coat on. Lo and behold the two things came
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  Speaker 3: down my drive. And it was in that moment I went, oh,
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  Speaker 3: have you ever had a day where you go, will
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  Speaker 3: you see somebody who you just can't help, and you're going,
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  Speaker 3: You've got six or seven hours of hell against you, buddy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: these two dogs came down here. I could smell him
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  Speaker 3: for twenty yards away. They'd spent the evening. It would
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  Speaker 3: seem about nose deep in a slurry pit. Jesus, my god,
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  Speaker 3: golden retrievers brown from the nose down blinde.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I have the paint brushing better chocolate.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I mean like, and he just looked at the
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  Speaker 3: poor ole bastard.
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  Speaker 2: He looks at me. He's like, Jesus, I know, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I know. I feel it for you, buddy, but I ain't.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing I can do to help you. Well, do
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  Speaker 2: you know if if we were trying to put on
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  Speaker 2: airs and graces for the Tom and Jerry Show, I
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  Speaker 2: think that story just brought us back down to Earthton,
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  Speaker 2: like were are the shadow of a debt. But there's
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  Speaker 2: no airs and graces on the Tom and Jerry Show.
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  Speaker 2: It's just myself, Jerry McBride and his good self Tom
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  Speaker 2: o'manny comedians of sorts having a crack every week. And
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  Speaker 2: you know, as the podcast continues to go from strength
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  Speaker 2: to strength, I would say, Tom, we'd like to thank
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  Speaker 2: everybody the tunes in and all the new listeners for
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty six as well, so you know they're all
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  Speaker 2: breaking the force rule of the fight club there is,
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  Speaker 2: they're all talking about us and everybody's coming along. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you very much for that. Keep it up.
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  Speaker 3: We can't do it with I just I've actually met
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  Speaker 3: two people in dun Garvin last weekend. Couple love the show,
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  Speaker 3: listen to it everyday. They save it till Fridays. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know why they just save it to Fridays. While
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  Speaker 3: cooking the dinner at home, I'm like, all right, play
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  Speaker 3: that's a great thing.
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  Speaker 2: Did they save it? And it's their team there you
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  Speaker 2: go to listen to the listen to the start of
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  Speaker 2: the show, and took gravy off the menual.
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  Speaker 3: Looking at atter, Doug choice is now going Jesus, get
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  Speaker 3: a short haired terrier.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever you do, just get a short haired terrier. But
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  Speaker 2: look at we'll rock and roll anywhere with the show.
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  Speaker 2: What we do is we split it up into three segments,
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  Speaker 2: just a bit of a bit of crack. And the
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  Speaker 2: first segment takes a look at some news, Tom, some
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  Speaker 2: some something big that happened this week, the the scuttle,
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  Speaker 2: but what we like to call on the Tom and
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  Speaker 2: Jerry Show, the weekly what have you. This is a
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  Speaker 2: very complicated case, Mad, You know, a lot of i's,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of outs, a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of what have you, and uh, a lot of strands
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  Speaker 1: to keep in my head.
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  Speaker 2: Man, New movies, Tom, We're going to the movies, to
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  Speaker 2: the movies. A new movie out this week, which we
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  Speaker 2: would have hidden because longtime listeners of the show would
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  Speaker 2: know that we commented on boxing back the way in
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  Speaker 2: the boxing we watched when we were growing up, and
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  Speaker 2: it did indeed feature a young man called Prince that
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  Speaker 2: Seam Hammid in the early nineties, and the Prince Nasim
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  Speaker 2: Hammad story is hitting Scoreians this week. It's called Giant
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  Speaker 2: Ah and it tells the story of Prince Zim Hamid
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  Speaker 2: and his trainer Brendan Ingle. Brendan Ingle, Yeah, yeah, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Indeed, apparently as he talked about I listened to an
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  Speaker 3: interview with the real with the real Naz and he
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  Speaker 3: was saying, man, he was just the most money hungry
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  Speaker 3: bastard ever. That sounds about right, That sounds about right.
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  Speaker 3: But for anybody wondered, who I haven't heard of Prince, Well,
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  Speaker 3: if you weren't around watching boxing, do yourself a favor.
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  Speaker 2: I'll watch.
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  Speaker 3: You won't believe what you're watching. I mean many have
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  Speaker 3: tried to emulate him since and I know he took
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  Speaker 3: He took a few leaves out of like Ali's book
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  Speaker 3: and stuff like that, and just went to town, flipping
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  Speaker 3: in over.
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  Speaker 2: The ring every time, slipping in over the ring, coming
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  Speaker 2: to these the Prince. He was a pain in the hole.
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  Speaker 2: He was. But you know what he was. You're a
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  Speaker 2: wrestling fan.
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  Speaker 3: He was a paper view all up and down the road.
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  Speaker 3: Like he knew the secret.
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  Speaker 2: Oh he knew how to do it.
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  Speaker 4: He was.
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  Speaker 2: He was a professional pain in the hole. You either
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  Speaker 2: wanted to watch a boxing match to see him win,
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  Speaker 2: or more than likely, you wanted to see this cocky
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  Speaker 2: little pin the hole. Yet, beaten and all told, he
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  Speaker 2: has a movie out this week. It's called Giant, starring
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  Speaker 2: Amir L. Mazeri as in a seam Hammed himself, and
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  Speaker 2: Brandon Ingle is played by Navin's own Pierce Brosnan. Now
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  Speaker 2: go see the movie. We're gonna go see it ourselves.
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  Speaker 2: What we want to talk about is Pierce Brosnan in
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  Speaker 2: this movie from what we can see from the trailers,
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  Speaker 2: specifically Tom, we want to talk about Pierce Brosn's Irish accent.
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  Speaker 3: It's it doesn't make sense at all. It doesn't make sense,
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  Speaker 3: but it's not working here. No, And he was in
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  Speaker 3: one with Tom Hardy where he played a gangster and
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  Speaker 3: they went, oh, just stick with Apparently it was like,
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  Speaker 3: just stick with your Irish accent. He went, Okay, I'll
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  Speaker 3: stick with my Irish accent. Like it's he sounds like
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  Speaker 3: fucking Michael flatly, It's horrific.
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  Speaker 2: It is like, we stress again that Pierce Brosnan is
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  Speaker 2: from Navin. Now, okay, he doesn't sound like Tommy Tiernan
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  Speaker 2: will give you.
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  Speaker 3: No because he's you know, when you move to Malibu, like,
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  Speaker 3: I'll remember that. It was a great point in phrase
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  Speaker 3: that makes Savage once said to me he was talking
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  Speaker 3: about running doing it a tiny scene with or being
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  Speaker 3: doing a tiny part on a movie with Pierce Brosnan,
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  Speaker 3: and Pierce is so detracted and so not in the
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  Speaker 3: real world. He went, so, where are you staying now, Dave,
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  Speaker 3: He's staying I live in Dublin.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: Nice, you're staying in double because no, I'm not staying
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  Speaker 3: in Dublin. I'm fucking stuck in dubl Like when you
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  Speaker 3: when you have the kind of money you do, you
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  Speaker 3: can stay in Malibu, Yeah, you know what I mean
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  Speaker 3: for ten years. Like but when a man he has himself,
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  Speaker 3: do you know what? Like, he's like a lot of
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  Speaker 3: ex pats. You know, they all roll back the clock
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  Speaker 3: and they want to come back to their roots there,
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  Speaker 3: don't you know, or wherever the fuck they're coming back from.
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  Speaker 2: My own uncle and aunt.
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  Speaker 3: While they never came back, they would come back with
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  Speaker 3: deadly die notions in their head. But big take New
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  Speaker 3: York accents on the two of them. But never once
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  Speaker 3: would it go. Would they ever try because they knew
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  Speaker 3: they were too far gone. They would never try to
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  Speaker 3: go back to the Carol or Kill Kenny accents that
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  Speaker 3: they had. They would just stick with what they had.
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  Speaker 3: And the odd irishism they're swearing went up. But fuck me,
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  Speaker 3: who is nobody talking to Peers like and going one
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  Speaker 3: second now, Peers, you've lost that son?
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  Speaker 2: Is Peers not listening to himself? It's particularly damined when
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  Speaker 2: an Irish person can't. And I'm not asking them to
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  Speaker 2: go and go like wild planes and we're going for
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  Speaker 2: the snail. I'm not asking for the lads. There's nothing
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  Speaker 2: like You' three and one sure does not chase you,
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  Speaker 2: so I will. Ah. Here's the thing. We're not asking
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  Speaker 2: people to do that. But there's Irish accents, Tom, such
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  Speaker 2: as the one I have and the one you have,
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  Speaker 2: And then there is movie Irish accent, which we want
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  Speaker 2: the world to know is not an Irish accent. You see,
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  Speaker 2: this is what I got. I got gosh and bigarish
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  Speaker 2: it you hear in Hollywood. We have no idea where
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  Speaker 2: that comes from. There's no townland in Ireland that sounds
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  Speaker 2: like that. This is the thing it was. I was
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  Speaker 2: brought down to Art by a guy who makes he'd be.
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  Speaker 2: It was on a filming at a TV show one time.
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  Speaker 3: We just got talking and he'd been working on he'd
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  Speaker 3: worked on something when he was very young, like Far
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  Speaker 3: and Away or something like that. But how is how
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  Speaker 3: are they allowed to get away with Tom? If it
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  Speaker 3: sounds like what everybody else thinks is an Irish accent?
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  Speaker 3: What does our five million fucking votes care?
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  Speaker 2: What do we do? Because that to them, to the.
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  Speaker 3: Americans and to the British and the Australians, and then
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  Speaker 3: that's what they heard.
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  Speaker 2: Did didly pidata? That's what here they hear out of
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  Speaker 2: our fucking mouth. It's amazing, Like you know, it's it's
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  Speaker 2: because when you when you get American actors doing British accents,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, Okay, I guess that kind of sounds like
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  Speaker 2: h Grant, or that kind of sounds like Posh London,
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  Speaker 2: or I guess that sounds a little bit like Oasis
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  Speaker 2: mink kind of a thing. I can see what you're
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  Speaker 2: going for. But the Irish accent is amazing to me,
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  Speaker 2: and we wanted to pull out it here in the
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  Speaker 2: opening segment of The Tom and Jerry Show and bring
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  Speaker 2: you some of the worst examples of Irish accents. I
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  Speaker 2: can't even do it. I can't even do Hollywood Irish fit.
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  Speaker 2: But it sounds that I don't trying.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like they're trying to bite the wind when
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  Speaker 3: they're talking. It's the problem is any accent. This is
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  Speaker 3: the cue for anybody trying to practice accents or practice anything.
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  Speaker 2: It's your vowels.
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  Speaker 3: Don't worry about the consonants and how they land. Sure
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  Speaker 3: we hit like especially where I'm from, we hit.
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  Speaker 2: Teas very hard. We hit ours very hard.
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  Speaker 3: Like you go up to Draa and os hall out
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  Speaker 3: in today they.
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  Speaker 2: Rolled out into the Z.
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  Speaker 3: But you go from where I'm from. For some reason,
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  Speaker 3: we bite it things. But don't worry about that. It's
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  Speaker 3: all about your vowels. So you elongates or you sharpen
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  Speaker 3: your vowels, and you can do any accent.
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  Speaker 2: Well, fuck me, that would That's the rule of accents.
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  Speaker 2: Suffered Jesus, charge suffering Jesus. Some of the things that
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  Speaker 2: we've had to listen to down to the lene. But
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: we've got about two or three apiece here. We'll bat
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: them over and back to each other. And I want
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: to bring you current Academy Award winning person and one
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  Speaker 2: of the world's most famous movie stars and regarded one
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  Speaker 2: of the actors of his generation. I'm talking Leonardo DiCaprio.
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  Speaker 2: Tom can do an awful lot, can Leao? Could he
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  Speaker 2: do an Irish accent in Gangs of New York? Had
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  Speaker 2: anybody in the making of that movie, from Leonardo DiCaprio
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  Speaker 2: to Cameron Diaz, to John c Riley, to any of them,
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  Speaker 2: to Liam fucking Neeson to Liam Neeson had any of
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  Speaker 2: them heard an Irish accent in their life, and it's damon.
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  Speaker 2: You could say, well, look, this is Irish accents by
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  Speaker 2: way of early New York, by way of all this
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  Speaker 2: sort of mixed from gathering of dialects that were in
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  Speaker 2: New York at the time. No, this was supposed to
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  Speaker 2: be fresh off the boat, mamin ridden paddies and that.
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  Speaker 2: And he comes out of like Jesus, my name's Amsterdam
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  Speaker 2: Vallen and hit the priest's son. I'm here.
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  Speaker 3: And by the way, the Welsh guy who lives in
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  Speaker 3: Ireland is standing right next to one of the greatest
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  Speaker 3: actress that has ever walked the fucking planet. He nails
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  Speaker 3: his New York accent. At no point he turned around
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  Speaker 3: and go here, what's your man doing?
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  Speaker 2: What's he doing?
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  Speaker 3: Because as me, as Bill the butcher here have I've
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: been a butcher actually for the last year and a
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: half preparing for this role. Actually, I've been a pre
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  Speaker 3: nineteen hundred style butcher.
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  Speaker 2: Brought these knights, I've brought these knives from home.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I killed nine pigs this week. I've got to
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  Speaker 3: the sheep this morning. And this count is here with
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  Speaker 3: his cocopops. Fucking accent what is because he would know
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  Speaker 3: Danny d Lewis lives in Wicklow, he would know what accent,
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  Speaker 3: so he would know what it was.
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  Speaker 2: And and and and and and Leonardo. And it's not
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  Speaker 2: like he's doing well. He's doing the West of Ireland.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Mayo emptied out into New York in the
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  Speaker 2: famine times. No, it's I don't know, Tom. We're not
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  Speaker 2: going to spend too much. We want to get through
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  Speaker 2: as many of these as possible. But it's bad, baby,
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  Speaker 2: it's bad. Well, I tell you now.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, look Leo Is and I would say, for
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  Speaker 3: one thing, he made a bolox of the South African
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  Speaker 3: accent as well when he was in Blood Diamond.
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  Speaker 2: But look at I give him.
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  Speaker 3: I'll give him a little bit en of a pass,
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  Speaker 3: a little bit een of a pass, and more of
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  Speaker 3: a pass than im about to give to the next
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  Speaker 3: three men.
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  Speaker 2: Give that.
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  Speaker 3: Outraged me because you know, my thing with accents and
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  Speaker 3: Ireland is a fucking Schmorgas bort of them. And fair
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  Speaker 3: enough if you get do a decent accent like Clate Back.
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  Speaker 3: Blanchett did a decent Irish accent when she played Veronica Gearan.
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  Speaker 2: That was one of the.
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  Speaker 3: Decent ones right, but she played middle of the road,
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  Speaker 3: non non existent Ireland. She played a continuity announcer's who
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  Speaker 3: she played you know what I mean, which is fine, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but if you're fucking Irish yer and your test with
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  Speaker 3: doing a particular accent, you better fucking move to that
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  Speaker 3: place for a year or six months and get that
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  Speaker 3: accent right. So when I watched bad She of Initire,
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  Speaker 3: I saw three fucking dubs pretending who on paper were
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  Speaker 3: supposed to be all from the West of Ireland, and
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  Speaker 3: all three absolutely molested what every dub thinks a country
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  Speaker 3: accent is beyond the red fucking cow and just went
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  Speaker 3: hajr jager worse than any American I've seen make a
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  Speaker 3: ballocks of an accent like all three of them couldn't do.
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  Speaker 3: It was that non It's that. It's when dubs take
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  Speaker 3: the piss out of us for being culchies, the accent
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  Speaker 3: that they put on. That's what those three fuckheads did.
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  Speaker 3: And yes they may be and Brenda Gleeds and a lovely man,
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  Speaker 3: fine handshake, but all three of them fucking drove me
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  Speaker 3: around to tw it. I got twenty minutes in a way,
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  Speaker 3: I'm done.
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  Speaker 2: I can twenty minutes further than me. Buddy, here's the thing,
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  Speaker 2: and I went, how are they allowed? Always fucking Britt directed, Well, listen,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you this one here now you know.
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  Speaker 2: And and it's not I dare say. It's like, if
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: an Australian is listening to a bad Australian accent, it
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  Speaker 2: will ruin a movie on them and an otherwise good
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: movie on them. My next one, I'll got two more.
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  Speaker 2: My next one is one of the one of the
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  Speaker 2: best movies ever made in this country. And everybody asked her,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: we socks off it? And you're you're like, wow, nothing
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  Speaker 2: but net all time classic. It's a movie called The
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: General about the General, starring Brennan Gleason as the General. Yeah, director,
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: I want to say by John Berman. Black and white, real, real,
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: creepy cool, an arty movie of a fucked up guy,
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: have a fucked up character. It's wonderful. And then he's
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: been chased down by a head detective who for some
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: reason is played by John Voight Angelina Jolie's father, Mental
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Angelina Jolie's father for the Newer People out Here, Midnight Cowboy,
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  Speaker 2: wonderful actor, all that kind of thing. But everybody's given
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: absolute socks in this movie. John Wike comes in and
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: goes like, Martin does a bullet headed your way if
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: you're not careful. Do you know what?
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: I would have given him a pass if it was
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: a it was a lass, a fair affair, you know
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: what I mean, if it was just if it was comedy.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: For comedy, if it was this, but this is like
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: fairly dead serious because his accent wasn't the worst I
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: ever heard.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: I was actually surprised when John Voight don't it And
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: I was like, but it jarred with me the whole
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: way through because Brendan Gleeson was phenomenal.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Everybody, as you said, acted a whole off in the
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: fucking thing. It was amazing and it was wait, what's
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Brenda Gleason?
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Was it?
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? And like you know, I will say, like
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: there's a couple of performances as well. How I say
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: this done with it losing friends? Okay, So like you
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: know the way like there's the inner City Dublin accent
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: and then there's the inner City Dublin accent as performed
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: by Southside Theater Kids.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, so so there's that, there is that
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: there is. But sometimes, you know what, almost like the Simpsons,
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: you gotta dip a bunch of gets together, you want
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: to look like a horse. Sometime sometimes things can be
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: too fucking real too, do you know what I mean?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Like like love hate, like the fury, the fury. And
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: I take this as great pride, the fury that was
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: thrown at me for doing Damon and ivor when people
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: from that part of the world found out that I
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: was actually from Tipperary. I was so delighted because they
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: were convinced otherwise.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: But you know what, can I say, Tom? You can
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: do accents, I gotta tell you.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: But it was four accents a tax Yeah, a taxi
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: driver raaring up on me one night, But it was
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: the hearing the story of a taxi driver rearing up
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: whatever wrong on his hero Tom von Lawler, who hadn't
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: realized was actually classically trained from Kerry playing Ninje who
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I thought he kind of over did the accent as well.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: But anyway, but I hear you, I hear you. We're
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: going on. We will save those guys for another day.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Who got there?
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: I like that we stayed in house on that one,
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: and I'm gonna stay a little in house out house.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: On this one, I again another one that I couldn't
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: get through. I couldn't get through it because of his absurdity,
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: but it had it was stacked lineup. It was Wild
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Mountain Time. Well, Christopher fucking Walking, who is the butt
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: of every fuck of every fucking impersonators fucking joke, because
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: not only is his voice hilarious, he is mental and
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: he's mad looking, and he's mad looking.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Keep the watch, but he I gotta tell you for
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Christal Walk, And what I will say is in Wild
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Mountain Time, which is by all account of terrible my
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Christopher Walking does look like an our Irish line. He No,
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: he does. He I'll give him that.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you he's a He acted his whole off
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: and if they if I was Polish and they you know,
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: on Netflix you can sometimes pick the to be dubbed
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: over and I did that perfect, no problem, put his accent.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: But I'm not Christopher Walking. I'm gonna let you have it.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Walk on by your just dance on out, dance on
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: out of here in your.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Fucking fat boy slim fucking dudes, because again this is
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: another in house to degree. I'll be I think he's
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: a Bellamina man, fucking Jamie Dornan, or he's not Ballymane's
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: fucking Belfast.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: He's Belfast. Did you hear his shite? I did.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Why don't you love me and them? What the fuck
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: are you doing when you just stick with your own
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: one and nobody? Because this movie, by the way, I
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: was told at the end that it ended. He turns
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: into a be er. He wants to become a vie
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: or something. He he loses his mind, but it sounds.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Identifies as a be I believe. Sure.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Look we've all had them tuesdays. But like I said,
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: it's Jamie fucking Dorning. You play golf with you know,
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: bri DRIs.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Do his accent? Do yeah? Do Briino discal Briano driscoll, Hey, Jamie,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: do your Belfast accent? As it is like, you.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Know, dudely, dudely, Oh my suffered Jesus Christ.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: It was absolutely.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Criminal, criminal, criminal for a guy who I really like,
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: coolcat but mother of God. But again, as it was
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: explained to me, this movie was not. It was absolutely
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: prepared to be put on the backhead wrists of er
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Lingus flights flying out of the East coast of America
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: to Ireland, not for our consumption at all.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: So I get it. Well, I'll give you one more, Tommy.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: I got one more for you after this, and it's
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: relatively recent. And this this, this one goes back a bit.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: This one I think we've blanked from our memory. He's okay,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: And there's a whole bunch of them. People will be
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: screaming them, like, Yo, what about this fella? What about
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: that fella? Let us know in the comments. But here's
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: one that never comes up when the worst Irish accents
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: are discussed, all right, when the absolute worst, it's nowhere
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: near any top ten. Nobody mentions it. And I think
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: it's because we love the actor so much that we
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: either gave him a past or we've just blanked this
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: from our memory. I'm peaked and I'm talking about Michael J.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Fox in Back to the Future three. Oh my god. Yes.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Now you don't know it until you get told it,
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: and then you're like, oh my god, had blanked that
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: from my memory because I love Michael J. Fox and
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: I wish him well, and I had just forgotten that
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: it happened. I had just pretended that didn't happen. Do
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: you know that is this I'm not. I don't.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: I don't think other than that have I I don't
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: think I've ever been offended by something. I don't get offended,
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: especially even if somebody he's directing something at me, because
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: at the skin of a fucking pig. Nothing But I
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: remember as a kid loving the Back to the Future
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: movies so much, and you know yourself, we talked about
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: this in the past when little o'le Ireland gets mentioned
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: in anything at back in the day, we were so excited.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: But that hurt me. Fucking fair bet for anybody that
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: that isn't familiar with, or again if you if you've
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: just mentally blocked it, and Tom, by the look of him,
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: absolutely In Back to the Future three, Mary McFly goes
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: back to the Past. You know, the title is confusing.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: He goes back to the Old West where he meets
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: his great great great grandfather Seamus McFly, shamous fresh off
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: the boat, living in Hill Valley eighteen eighty five, and
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Seamus sounds like, how would you describe it, Tom.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: If you found if accents could be packaged into the
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: little toys that he used to give away in Cereal.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this this is like, this is a hate crime.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: That's literally it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: I was offended. I was I was clutching my pearls.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: What the WTF this is?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: As Shrek's accent is Scottish, this accent is Irish. Yeah,
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: it's It's so terrible. And I hate to say it
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: to Michael J. Fox because we wish him all the
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: best and we know he's been through it. But Michael, buddy,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: we can't let you away with it. No, no, no no.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: I got to bring it up on a professional basis.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: You got paid for that, do you know what I mean?
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Stole eleven? Stole eleven? Keep your already makefly money and
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: donate the shame as makefly money to like Troker or something,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: your fucking Robin eleven.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: There. I have won more and it's very recent. And
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: again I got through forty minutes because purely because in
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: a roundabout way, it's I really like Lilliam Murphy, who
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: I believe, I don't know. I don't think it was
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: bang on, but I think it was. People were happy
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: enough for it in reading it comments online. His accent
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: is Birmingham. Birmingham accent was decent, not great, But I
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: am a big fan of his and the reason why
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: I watched this next show is because it was made
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: by the same guy who was the House of Guinness,
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: and I write forty minutes of it, chure forty minutes.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: I got through and then I wanted to pull the
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: television clean off the fucking all because it's like that.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: It's like that.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And one of the actors who was doing his
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: best Dublin slash Irish accent was on. It was a
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: great nort no worries and the fucking applause they were
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: giving him for his accent. He was like, thank you
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: so much, because you know, I really I was very
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: concerned about you know what people would say about You're like, my.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Good man, you absolutely molested that accent. That is that
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: is a Saturday Night Live Irish sketch action.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And I'll tell you what,
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: I'm not even going to get into it. And people
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: have seen it and maybe maybe it's okay for some people.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: They're like, yeah, I was all right. I mean I
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: thought it was a fucking gross show.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Anyone.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: It was a complete It looked like the white Pack,
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: yellow Pack, Yellow Pissy Prices, Crazy Prices version of fucking
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Peaky Blinders. They were trying to slow mode downsteps did
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: all but having fire fucking you know, pyrotechniques behind him.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: It was fucking diabolical. It was so fucking over but
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: before we get get out of it. I don't know,
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: do you watch any of the House against You.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Were able to miss that one? Tom?
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have been surprised had your eastern lily
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: tattoo let you what kudos to a guy I think
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: we both like if although he has he's had his
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: fucking moments with accents as well, and.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Still to this day. There's a phrase that he used
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: in a movie. I don't know. It was a London's burning.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: He was in one of the you.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Know Jard Butler, you know, he played the bodyguard. He
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: played like and they were like when he's jogging. He
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: had a line where he went because what's your training
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: technique or something like choice poor choice, and it was
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: like so bad but far his Irish accent in I
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: know I'm gonna get this wrong.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Was it p S, I love you the Okay?
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know this, but he was in an
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: interview with somebody who wasn't Irish and they went, did
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: you get a bit of stick of it because I
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: did justifiably. This is because now what I know about
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: the Irish accent I want to hear now apologize profusely
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: for my carry on that movie. It was a scandal
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: as a Scottish person. I'm sorry, and I'm like Butler,
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Nice to hear Jared, And if anybody else on that
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: list would like to make apologies, please send them over
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: to the Tom and Jerry Show. And while we get
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: to the end of the show, we'll be wanting to
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: hear all your guys' worst Irish accents, because I know
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: we missed a few. We want to hear hot lads
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: and ladies give terrible Irish accents in their performances. And
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: go see Giant in the cinema. There you go see
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: if if we if we had plugs, you could do it.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: There I'll tell you what you do.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Go see Jesse Buckley or Oneted or the Gold Globement,
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: or see them, see them doing an accent that isn't theirs.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: No bother to see gladiat or two and see fucking
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: what do you call your man? Yeah, Paul Meskal just
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: doing a minute accent on the battlefields without the fucking
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: care in the world. Go see X Men and see
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Michael Fastbend or sending like Bono as Magneto, Jesus are
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: not looking after as a tall Charles like, the humans
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: have to die. Charles like, it's like you're not even
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: trying to do a German accent.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: The other way, when you get to a certain point,
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: you're like, fuck and you're dead right, I think.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: The check cash right, you be all right? Yeah, here
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: we go, here we go. Yeah, that's those lads. We're
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: gonna move on now and we're going to talk about
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: different because every week we find one person on the
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: internet that peaks are interesting, We're like, oh, you don't
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: just turn around and go like, oh yeah, Tom, did
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: you see this? Lad?
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: You?
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Hey, lads, do you see this lade Tom. We are
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: not well versed in the entertainers of the day. We
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: like singers, and we like actors, and we like sports
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: stars and you know, wrestlers and astronauts and Formula one drivers,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: and we like people that do things. So we don't
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: dip our toe very often into the world of YouTubers
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: and streamers. In actual fact, every now and then we'll
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: mention a YouTuber or a streamer as being this lad,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: and we're like, there's not ten minutes of slagging in this.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: No, And to be honest, when you first brought it up,
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: I went because the kind of YouTubers and streamers that
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: I get exposed to these days with the smaller flat
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: they're either lads catching fish or they're smashing go over
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: their sister's head, you know what I mean.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: And it's like, okay, all right, well you know it
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: is what it is.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: But when you brought this for it's something peaked because.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I'd heard of him somewhere else before.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: He wouldn't be on my timeline an awful lot, but
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: I'd heard of him because he was so ludicrous and
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: it didn't make any sense and did.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: A lot of it. A lot of it is nonsense,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: and I can't understand what I can't understand a lot
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: of what's streaming is like people just sit and watch
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: you for eight hours Truman Show style while you play
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: video games or walk around here.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: That's a thing. Yeah, that's the thing. There was there's
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: a lad. There was a lad, and there was an
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: amazing one. For thirty days you were talking about him
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: and he just put up videos out of him kicking
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: a rock down the road.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, that's that's to me, that's entertaining, you
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. We had him on, we had
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: him as a disc lad on the show, but well,
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: who we're talking about right now Thomas a guy who
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: previously we had down as a candidate for this lad
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: so that we would be like this fucking cob shot.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: But this week I'm just like, maybe it's time we
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: start warming up ever so slightly to I show Speed
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: some name, some name. I mean, yeah, I show Speed.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: You can go anywhere with that name.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: To be fair, At first, I mean, that's is that?
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: And I'm such an outfl I like, is that a name?
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Or oh yeah, I'm like, you know, mister Speed, congratulations
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: to the son. What are you gonna call him? But
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: it's you know, my grandfather I showed.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: I forgive some of these fellows too, because they probably
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: start out day one with a name, would a handle
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: with like one follower, and they are where they are.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Like and then he gets stuck as x y mister.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: And you look like Dermott, do you know what I mean? Like, like,
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: mister Beast is the most unmister beast looking dude I've
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: ever just Dermot.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: That's who he is. You know, let's let's let's see
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I show speed his actual reading real nim and I
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: had to look this up because he doesn't say it
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: all that often. Is Darn Watkins Junior. And he's He's
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: an American streamer who became famous streaming playing video games
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: online and people would watch him. And you know, he
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: has paralleyed that into walk down the Street fame like
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: people know him side of that world. And he has
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: dipped a toe in other arenas, shall we say. Most
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: notably where I saw him was at the Royal Rumble
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: last year. He showed up and jumped in the middle
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: of the ring with all the wrestlers and got absolutely
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: fucking folded and aft did he lovely? Because it's annoying
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: the ship out of me?
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: This this uh, this Logan and Jake Paul's and KSIs
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: and stuff like that.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Who are you and what who are you? And why
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: are you famous?
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Like you know, like Logan or Jake Paul fighting your
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: man Anthony.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Josh, like we Jesus Christ like come on, come on,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: come on, come on. But what I will say is this,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: and this is why I show speed this week. All
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: of a sudden, I was like, hh, you know this kid,
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: actually he has something. He has something, that's something, He's
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: got a little something. Now, we did a little dive
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: into into his background because we don't want to put
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: anybody up on the pedestal who has a problematic background
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: or has X y Z or fucking Logan Paul going
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: out into the side forest in Japan and all this,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: and I show speed like hasn't always been known for
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: keeping his mouth shut, but has a tome for a
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: little bit in recent years and seems to be at
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: least trying to do something a little bit good with
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: his current fame. And he's currently on a tour of
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Africa and Kenya and all these regions and he is
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: it's it's it's like watching Michael Jackson in the eighties.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: He's a superstar of these people.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: He's like a phenomenal And this is not just you
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: know that, well he went to one corner of eat OPI,
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: or he went to one party, he went to Nairobia.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: But he's all over Africa and they all know him.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: They all like to a man, they all know him.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: And the kids are like running down the street behind
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: him like he's Rocky and that's that's that's something tom
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: if he was just a guy for playing Fortnite. But
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: the other thing that I show speed does the other
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: feather in his capsule to speak, is to my mind,
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: insane feats of athletics, strength and speed.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: But I mean therein lies the name. At least he's
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: got something in the name that relates to what he
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: fucking does. Because miss, like I said again, the other
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: one that I named mister Beast, but he has never
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: seen him bite anybody or turn blue or hank from it.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: You know, his name isn't Hank, it's just but yeah,
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: he is. He's a fucking he's a natural rocket, this
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: lad he is.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: And like you know, at the same time, he doesn't
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: compete in any sports, So I suppose he's not not
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: throwing any stones at the man, but he's not. Nobody's
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: drug testing them.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Ah, And I would hope, I would hope he has
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: juiced out the fucking who like because like he you know,
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: when you're going up against like linebackers and running backs
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: that actually play in the NFL and stuff like that.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I want this fella juice out of his fucking mind. Well, yeah,
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: this is a test subject, like he's I've seen him.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I've seen a couple of times, and I dismiss it
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: as being camera trickery, all this kind of thing. And
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: then I saw a fairly comprehensive Okay, you don't fake
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: that where he leaps across a speeding Lamborghini. Yeah, so
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Lamborghini guns it at him at eighty mile an hour
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: or whatever it is. Now Lamborghini is a low car.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: So all you gotta do is like all you gotta do, Tom,
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: all you gotta do is like a three and a
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: half with vertical leap at the right time, and it'll
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: go under you. True, at the right time. But I
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: mean one clip of a lot of variables there.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean a lot of variables. But and
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: you here's the thing to be. He could play it safe,
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: but I'm just looking here. He's had wait here this
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: six point seven billion views. Yes, that's almost the world
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: that's up.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: There with the Christian Bible that like, holy shit, like
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: there's got more views than the moon. That's fucking unreal.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: But like he is a rocket and this week or
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: last week is the one that really.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: This is the one that brought him to the Tom
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: and Jerry Dance, I will.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: See yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. So he goes up I
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: mean you go up against and which he has. He's
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: gone up against like people who he's pissed off because
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: serious athletes that he's beaten. He's beaten like serious sprinters
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: and stuff like that, and he's beaten serious NFL players
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: and they.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Go again like you know these are these are like
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: he will run foot races against no athletes and.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Actually beat him and he's not. He's a YouTuber, yes.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: But this week he went he went up against the
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: fucking Cheetah of all things, like yeah, when in Kenya,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: this is it? When in Kenya? You know what?
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: No they like for anybody wondering that, did you know
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: did they let him get give him head started the
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: did you just unclip a leash?
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: To be fair, the cheetah.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Isn't out in the fucking planes with it, you know
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: what I mean? Because that's dinner and there's no more
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Ice show speed, there's I show fucking dinner after that show.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Bones I show, it's gonna be you know, and then
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: the honey Badgers have come in to finish him off
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: like yes is yeah, no, but he fucking held his
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: own a little bit anyway, For he.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Raced a foot race against the cheetah. As Tom says,
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: there now, the cheetah would have beat him on the flat,
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: I would to beat him in the yeah, over distance.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: He didn't have it, but for a little second there
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: in the middle I show speed was neck and neck
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: with and we stressed again folks a cheetah. Yeah, And
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: there's just something about that that that I quite like.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: I don't believe he's the first person to do such
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: a thing, though, Tom, this is cheetah racing is a
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: is a thing that we somehow missed on this show.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Well, I know there was the first time I ever
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: saw it. Because why you would ever choose to do
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: something such a thing with a guy? He was a
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: winger for South Africa's name was Brian Habana and he
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: was do you know what's so somebody just an outlier
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: just show up in it? Now? They can there's loads
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: of lads that fast now, But this guy showed up
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: maybe fifteen sixteen years ago. Maybe I'm doing him and no,
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: it would be maybe fifteen sixteen years ago. Brian Havanna
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: showed up and the way that man could cover ground
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: was utterly fucking terrifying. Yeah, he would like Rugby fan
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: or not. You just watch this and just go. Now
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: there's a guy who replaced him who can do a
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: sidestep like a fucking gazetlle Like nobody operates like Jessi Colby.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: But this guy, Brian Havana, straight line speat and they
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: put I remember, I'll never forget that it was. He's
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: got a great personality to his great on camera and stuff.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: But they put him on a it was on the
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: flat and I think they gave him like a twenty
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: meter head start. Now there's if you imagine, a chainlink
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: fence is beside him and the cheetahs they've run.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I'm guessing they have a drag of meat or whatever
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: in front. Fuck me.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: He kept in with that cheetah for about forty meters
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: and then the cheetah kicked into fifty the sick kicked in. Yeah,
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: he just started going up through the gears. But even
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: it gives you an idea of how frail we are
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: when we're looking at the greatest, one of the greatest
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: to ever cover the ground, and then that thing just
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: is heading out to the shops.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: And then twenty twenty years later, some kid on YouTube
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: just rocking up and do it. So we're not gonna
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: dwell on old I Show Speed too much other than
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: to say, okay, yeah, we were not familiar with your game.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Fair enough, okay, And you seem to be a positive
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: role model for your audience. Keep it that way. You've
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: got You've got a good audience of young men, and
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: God knows they could do with someone that they can
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: listen to every now and then. But one thing that
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: really makes them into, one thing that will nudge anybody
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: into this lad territory town is when people have an
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: honest to god, old fashioned, real life nemesis, a joker
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: to their Batman, Alex Luthor to their Superman. I Show
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Speed has an arch nemesis called White Speed, White Speed,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: White Speed. I was not familiar with this, but I've
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: been following it. I've been following along over this kind
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: of journey, and.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: It's quite entertaining because I know he's gotten beaten. He
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: was beaten, but he was beaten only barely by an
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Olympic gold medal. It's called no alliles and.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: White White Speed does not have any strength or speed.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: White Speed is a little fucking dork YouTuber with no charisma,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: no fans, no nothing. He's a He's a guy who
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: I understand. The phrase is stream snipes iow Speed. So say,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I say, I show Speed is playing Fortnite and he's
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: running around shooting X y Z or whatever. Okay, so
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: you're running You're you're playing Fortnite Tom, and I'm playing
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: against you. So yes, but you're streaming live. Okay. So
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: if I am still watching your stream, I know where
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: you are, and I get an advanta go kill you
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: right oh in the game, yeah, or not around my house?
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Like well no, I mean I suppose in your house
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: as well. If I if I was just running around
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: your house but I had access to your ring camera
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: and could see where you were, that would give me
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: an unfair advantage right to it. Well, imagine that any game, right, Okay,
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: all right, So White Speed is a known sniper that
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: he will be not having a fair one to one
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: fight with somebody. He will be watching their screen. It's
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: the same if you were playing Golden I, you'd be like,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: quit looking at my screen, Okay, you admit, right and right?
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: And that used to be an annoyance when we were
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: playing Golden Ee in college. Tom, Now it's a professional
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: like you can you can have people arrested over this
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: because the world we live in.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Right, Minecraft is a world, isn't it. It isn't just
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: a new one. Every time you fire up the computer.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: It's no, it's all man, you log in and you're
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: all in the same part and Fortnite.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I believe these kids play okay, But anyway, White Speed
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: is an annoying little fuck who shows up and shoots
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: someone in the back because he's watching them play on
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: the other screen. Right x very vexing. Okay, but he
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: has turned this into like an actual professional rivalry. So
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: if I Show Speed shows up in New York at
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: the opening a fucking dull shanga man his new store
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: or whatever like that, White Speed will get the bust
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: in New York and give him the finger.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, honest, here, you're you opened up by saying that,
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: but you didn't like this guy.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: But I'm kind of liking this guy. But Tom, You're
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: gonna here's the thing, right I Show Speed is on
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: a on a as Billy Conley would call it, a
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: world tour of Kenya. Yes, guess who crowd funded for
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: a ticket to Africa to go wandering around in the background,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: the whitest kid you know, getting cancrous melanomas in the
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: hot African sun born into a fucking crisp just so
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: he can be in the background of I Show Speed,
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: raising the chair and going like fuck you, I Show Speeds.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: People are all like, just don't don't fill him over
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: in that direction because white speeds on top of a
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: car which he's digking balls out. Just fill in the
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: grod for a year. I'm sorry, I'm forty five years old.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but I love that.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. It's look him up. He's just some little
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: dude because he's like sixteen. I see him fair Fox too. Yeah,
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: it's an absolute fucking tube. I think, I swear to God,
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: I think his dad had to go to Africa with
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: him because he couldn't travel by himself.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Here he is, he's got a title driving in the
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: middle of nowhere across South Africa to just to chase
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: my dreams, chase your your dreams. Happened to me, just
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: like absolutely fucking ship like that is what is known
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: in the sporting world as absolute shit housary. That is
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: how shit housery have the highest order like, do you
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: know who he is? Now?
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: He's do you remember a man in Happy Gilmore? They
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: kept on giving Happy Gilmore ship.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's he's a paid shield by some other fucking YouTuber,
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: I guarantee you.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and like you know it's his own industry
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: and you know that's the Internet fire. But you know
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: what we're going to tell you, Tom, it's a wonderful
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: world that we had completely ignored just because there was like, ah,
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: it's streamers, it's just shouting. And it must be said,
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: ishow speed is the loudest, most grating man I've ever
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: listened to it like horror, horrific. But I think that's
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: what captures the attention to get I guess if people
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: like that kind of thing, so be it. But yeah,
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: we're gonna pay a little bit more attention to it
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: because there are a couple of these lads lurking at there,
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: so we'll definitely keep an eye on it. But to
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: wrap up the show, Tom, I gotta tell you there
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: was no stream sniping back in the day when you
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: and I were young fellas, which I appreciate wasn't yesterday.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: As we always say here on the show, myself and
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Tom were born in the fulcrum of life early eighties
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: all the way up to mid twenty twenties. We've seen
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: a lot of shit come and a lot of shit go,
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: and we recollected all on the final segment of the
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: show that we call we Remember when when I was
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: a young lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago,
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: I remember when jer I remember when.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: You brought up and has nice to way to tie
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: it into now, just the preface, I haven't seen the
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: final episode of this, and.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Oh I won't spoil that.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: What we're talking about on I remember when This week
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: is the finales, the popular, the hugely popular finales that
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: have gone by in years gone by that have kind
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: of stuck in people's craw or have kind of just
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: went yeah, that seemed about right, and that happened Stranger things,
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: do you know?
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Stranger things. I'm not going to say too much Tom,
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: and I'm not going to say too much because a
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: lot of the audience of the Tom and Jerry Show
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: won't have seen it yet. But it had what is
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: known as a divisive finale.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: But like to be fair, the final the final season
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: there they are milking a pudden that has no more
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: milk left in it like that.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: That's actually that's what That's why we wanted to talk
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: about it. It was going to be weekly what have you
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: for the final season the Stranger Things, But in actual fact,
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: we wanted to talk about the phenomenon of people giving
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: out about the finale of Stranger Things, like this is
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: the first time this has ever happened. Tom. We don't
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: have to go back to the nineteen eighties to get
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: finales that ship the bed. There are finales that ship
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: the bed in living memory, and I'm sure a couple
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: of them are gonna come up now in this segment
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: where you've had seven or eight seasons of TV, or
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: as we used to call it when we were small, Tom,
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: seven or eight years of TV, this season's bullshit. I
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: just watched things on and then it wasn't.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: That.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: You followed these characters and these stories, and it would
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: be nice to see an ending to it, and then
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: it ends.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: But you know, like there's a like there's one. You
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: have to look at it from both sides of the kind.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: I think too, because often now I haven't seen the
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: very end of Stranger No.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: It's shit them, but that's that fucking show.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Should have been wrapped up to a season or you
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like they were just milking at
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: for everdence worth and there was there's no real further
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: story that story could have been, Like there's anybody would
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: have a semblance of storytelling would look at that and go, oh,
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: that's you're scraping that up just to get us going again,
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: like you're really getting the last bit of Tobacca out
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: of the pouch there, Yeah, exactly.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: And then we've we've seen a few come Are there
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: any that spring it in your mind?
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: I know, like people were bitch moaning and complaining about
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Game of Thrones and I'm kind of going, yeah, I
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: get you the last but it kind of those were
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: the books and it did kind of have to get
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: wrapped up. And to be fair, the fucker who was
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: to finish the fucking thing was sitting right there with
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: you in fucking Martin, and the Count wouldn't finish it,
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: so then the lads had to go and finish it.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: And to be fair, I didn't see it going any
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: other way. Everybody was ticked out. I don't know what
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: they wanted. A love story at the end. No one
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: went stone cracked perfect her whole family were cracked.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: She went ape on the back of a dragon. If
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: you knew the mother, you know she'd be like that.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: This is it. Her mother was the same before, exactly,
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: and that's exactly that. Honestly.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: She turned off the ground, she licked it, do you
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? And she went ape and set
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: far to the whole place on the dragon.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: And then our.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Nephew killed her, and then the dragon took her away.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, I couldn't that fine fair enough? But Anna
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Rex drove it, went fucking bananas with it. And Arex
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: will often ruin, especially these fantasy shows. They go, oh,
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: I think you'll find you're like, I think you go
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: in right one. So you go in fucking right one.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: You're not, do you know what I mean?
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: A capsule.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: But a lot of others have just kind of gone right,
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: did you? Did you just did you just run out
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: of ink on the panzer or like there's.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Some where you could But I've got one fee on
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: that one. This was this was my first, like one
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: of my earliest experiences of huh right, how about that
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: for a show that I had watched and liked, like,
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: for example, I did not watch the end of the Xiles.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Loved it in the first three or four years, and
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: then say, by the time I rolled it finished up
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: after ten years, I didn't even know still on TV
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: and didn't really really care one way or another. And
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: there were shows that I watched, like Star Trek that
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: just seemed to go on. They just went on, did
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: it and then and then they finished, and you know,
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: no musch, no fuss. I wasn't all that annoyed by
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: any of that. But there was a sci fi show
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: that I watched love Tom called Quantum Leap.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Madden, if you watch back some of that
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: right now, you're kind of going Jesus. He said some
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: strange things back then, a.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: Bit of a yikes moment on several of them. But
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Quantum Leap was about doctor Sam Beckett who leaped around
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: in time trying to get back to his own time,
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: and it all came to a head in the final episode,
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: after seventy episodes of this leaping around to Vietnam, here
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: to there to everywhere, it was like, okay, final episode
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: time and he quantum leaped into his own body in
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: a bar which might or might not have been heaven
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: and talked to the bar man who may or may
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: not have been God, and was given the option to
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: go home, which we've spent five years waiting for him
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: to do, or to leap off and do another adventure.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: And he leaped off to save his friend. And then
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: it went to black and the credits came up and
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: it just said Sam Beckett never went home credits. I
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: was like fourteen. I was like, what the fuck is this?
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: What is this? There was no Internet to give out
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: about Tom. You just had to kind of go on
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: with your day. You just had to move on with
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: your life, like, oh, okay, well, I guess I'm fucking devastated.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: That's yeah.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: I mean I kind of you can almost I think
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: it's a cheap cop out of times to go.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: When we were being quite artistic there.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: And you can read it both ways with something similar
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: with the Sopranos, how it closed, and you can say, well,
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: we were leaving it to you to to you know,
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: they're sitting in the rest of getting surrounded.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Fade to black, there we go. And I didn't watch
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: the Sopranos and still haven't watched the Sopranos time.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm amazed because it is very much up your
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: straight you'd think if you but you need time, you see.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: The thing is you need time by yourself to be
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: able to watch these things. But I guarantee about five
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: episodes and you'll be doing the accent.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: I guarantee you'll you'll be doing That's the thing. But
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I remember at the time that the sopranos ending was
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: everybody kind of going like ha, And I'm like, what
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: did you want Tony Soprano to do? You want to
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: really bust out in the a k in the middle
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: of a fucking Applebe's and start laying down fools? Yeah, bitch,
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: I think, But no, I think.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: There's also the writing had been so class up until then,
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: and to just fade to black, You're like, all right,
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: I thought you all right it was this year because
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: there's sometimes you know, when you look at somebody these
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: art installations there and you're going, I watched one the
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: other day where a woman took a whip to a
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: big yoka butter and bet it. And I have about
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: one hundred and fourty people watched on like the Messiah
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: himself had appeared from ten air. They were just theory eyed, going,
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: this is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: And sometimes you can be caughting people with your art.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: You know what, Sometimes art will undo you. I mean
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: like they used to talk, we talk about cars before cars.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: You go, you know, you buy an Alpa me you
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: love it? You go, well, that was a Wednesday built,
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: if ever it was.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: But if you've got a Friday or Monday built, oh
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Jesus correct.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I think some of these movies or these TV
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: shows get written on the ending, gets written on a
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Friday evening. Do you know, like the count count You're
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: not going to get out of the County Council or
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: the SB after three o'clock on a Friday.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, You're not You're just not
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: or donald people. Sorry for that part. Come here to me.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Here's one fear right, yeah, okay, And it's not all
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: sci fi, and it's not all stranger things, and it's
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: not all these big hootings and whatnot. Okay, you want
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: to say the Sopranos left it open to interpretation and
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: people were like, well, maybe he lived, maybe didn't. I'm like, yeah,
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: you know, have you ever seen the Italian job when
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: they're teetering on the edge of of a of a thing,
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: and you don't know if the bus is going to
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: heal off or anything like that. And that's that's open
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: to interpretation, right, true. Yeah, we're gonna stay the TV
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: here for this. Okay. I appreciate like leaving it for
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: the audience's imagination. Fine, it's quite another thing to sit
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: the audience down and go like, here's exactly what it is.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Take it or fucking leave it, okay. And this ain't
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: sci fi, and this ain't fantasy, this ain't and this
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: is a grounded sitcom of the late eighties early nineties
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: called Roseanne. I thought you're going to say, Clint Row,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: I just thought you were going to say, but yes,
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: rose Roseanne was all the time with Cheers and all that.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: And Cheers had its final episode and it kind of
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: wrapped it up nicely. It did whatever it was whatever.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Asia moved to Seattle, what he got a job here,
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: and you knew where everybody ended up, and they were
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: buying large Happy and Friends did the same thing. You know,
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Ross and Rachel got married, Phoebe got married to her man,
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: Joey moved off to be an actor. You knew where
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: everybody was, you know, Yeah, take it or leave it take.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Roseanne did not do that. Roseanne ran for eight seasons
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: where it was like this blue collar family working in
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: a mining town making their way with a bunch of
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: fat kids and sisters and all this kind of crack.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: And then the ninth season, Roseanne won the lottery Yes yes,
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: and decided to spend all and divorced Dan, who was
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: John Goodman. Divorced her husband of ten years out of
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: fucking oar because John Goodman wanted nothing to do with
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: the show anymore, and it was just just a way
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: of writing them off. And then she had to defend
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: her money in a karate fight on top of the train,
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: and she had to suffer home invasions and all this
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: kind of thing, and she fended off the house like
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: home alone. And then it got to the final episode
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: is season long of this mad shi had happened that
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: was just like completely not anything that had ever happened
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: on Rosanne. Before got to the final episode, it transpired
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: that what we had just watched was a book that
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Roseanne had written to cope with the grief of Dan dying.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Credits Yeah, I don't like was available at the time,
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: and wow, there was I just gotta go out there
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: and say a lot of crack has been smoked, because I.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Remember it being that mental. It was. It was the
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: nineties time.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: I didn't fully I didn't grasp, but I was nearly
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: too young to grass because I liked Roseanne, but I
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: was too young to grasp.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what was going on it's at all,
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: because you know, and then people tell you, like, oh,
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: stranger things, it's it's odd that they're here doing this,
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, no, it's odd that Roseanne Barr is
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: knife fighting ninjas on top of a train.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, to be fair, I mean yeah, like Dan
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: Dian and stuff. I mean, they weren't the healthiest bunch
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: of people, like I mean, that's why I think they were.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: That's that's That's the one believable part of it all.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you what else you got there?
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: I one, And sometimes it's like, you know, we've kind
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: of gone over like that, what the fuck?
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: Some end perfectly some end. But I don't know how
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: big of a fan you were. I was a big
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: fan myself of.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: Obscure British comedies like I Love Bottom, I love the
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: on Ones, I loved, but I loved I fucking loved
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: black at Her, I loved black Ayes.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: This is this is held up as one of the greatest,
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: and it is.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: It is like there was Blackadder from dam near the
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Middle Ages, Blackadder up through you know, the Elizabethan Times,
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: and it just one amazing character after another. And Blackadder himself,
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: as Ron Atkinson, possibly one of the greatest comedic actors
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: of all time, came through and they got all the
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: way to the Great War, the First World War first ward,
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: and it was still banging laughs the whole way through,
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: like the whole way to the end. It was fucking brilliant.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: So he has obviously Darling with him, he has the
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Lieutenant with him, who is played by Hugh Laurie, and
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: House himself the night manager, and and of course Baldrick
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: is with him, and the whistles are blowing outside and
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: it's just just wrapping up and it's this acceptance that
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: are like all the bullet dodging and war dodging that
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: they've been fucking doing up until then. It was the
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: great push. It was one final post where they're going
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: over the top.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: It was like, I.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Suppose we're doing it, aren't we. Yeah, I suppose we're
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: doing it and up and over the ladder with the
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: finalist come on then, you know, come on then, and
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: off they go in to get obliterated by German bullets.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: But it was exactly how they should have wrapped it up.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: It was just yeah, personally.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: It goes to slow motion and then it just fades
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: out into the poppy fields of Flanders as they are today.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: You rest assured if they were to drop that pitch
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: perfect finale today, you'd have people crying on the internet
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: one like, huh, we don't get to see much of
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: the opposing forces explain. See that's it.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Sometimes a good finale is the one where you go,
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: shut the.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Hell, this is what we made. Like it our fucking lumper,
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: you know exactly what it is. And I suppose that
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: is the ethos as well of the Tom and Jerry Show.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: That was our episode for this week. What can I
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: tell you they didn't have a great or did we
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: really meander? Or two? And in there? You can let
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: us know on our social media channel search Tom and
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Jerry Tom with a T, Jerry with a G. You'll
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: find us on a social media platform of your choice.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: We kicked off quite a debate here Tom before we
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: get into your bit and asking people what we wanted
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: to do. We had a hell of a debate there
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: this week about sledding. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, how did
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: it go? Yeah, it's it's it's divisive. It's divisive. So
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: you were on the bag. I was in the bag, yes,
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: but okay, don't say I was on the bag. Tom.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: That's how Jerry gets through every episode. He's just fred
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: Dibnaer and there with he's got a little a little chimney.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: We we we we. We talked last week about sledding.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: When we were sledding as child children, and we would
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: have manure bags, fertilizer bag bags to slide in. I
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: understand in the America they call it trash trash bag sledding.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: It's the same thing, same thing. Now, Tom got into
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: his like he was doing a sack race and then
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: sat down on the snow and went down the snow
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: like that way. Whereas Eye kind of hobby horsed it.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: I kind of sat on it the whole thing like
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: a loan of ball. Yeah I suppose, yeah, like a
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: space hopper kind of thing. And then I slid down
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: the thing, you know, coming in on our Twitter, Alga
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: says on it, the extra layer underneath offered a more
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: secure base. You're not wrong, I gotta tell you that
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: might over on Instagram people people fucking don't like you, Tom,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: No good good. But there was a pole and it
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: is sit in the bag. Is that thirty one percent?
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Sit on the bag? Is that sixty nine percent? Nice?
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: But in you get into it. We have a man's corn.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: We have a man's corn. Dog. Cormick, whoever you are there,
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: car corm Oh yeah, yeah, corminated. Yeah. He says that
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: they had coal bags in Dublin, not manure bags. I'm like,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: all right, rub it in. I don't know, like cold
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: bag would be like a hea inside Tom, how about
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: that would be worth the fun down hill? Yeah? You know,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: my man. Richard Collins says on the bag, what kind
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: of weirdo sits in it?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Questions stop there?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: Uh okay, yeah, brogo here says back in the early eighties,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: the old fella insulated the attic, and then the himself
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: and the brother got the brain fart to hop inside
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: the big plastic yellow wrapper of the rolls of insulation.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Now you're talking covered. I love little bits of glass
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: as well. And then to bogging up and down, not
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: outside town, but tobogging up and down the stairs of
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: the house, and nearly ripped the skin of our bodies
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: with the itching and scratching of the fiber glass dust
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: in the bag. My man brokeogram. I gotta tell you
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: one thing, buddy, I too ran a foul of fiberglass
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: insulation when I was about four years of age. I
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: rolled around in like sheets of broken kingspan and shit
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: like that, and I had to be washed like scrubbed
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: for a whole day. It was miserable. Donald McSweeney says,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: on the bag filled with straw, thank you very much.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Art says, on the bag, but a few cushions in
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: the bike, okay, ark, Yeah, going for.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: A bunch of fucking pussies for cushions, not for straw.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: You know, a bunch of fucking pussies filled the bag.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: Set on just getting the fucking get down the hill.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: You can bring the bag, get down the hill, and
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: then over to our spotify. You're about to tell people
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: where where they can comment on our Spotify. We've never
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: had this many comments on the thing tom at all
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: normally divisive. Uh yeah, sorry, talk among yourselves here, you know,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: we have no fancy system of doing this. Some that
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: are just like a Tim the phone. Don my boy
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: over there on uh Spotify said that he grew up
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: in town that if I was based so and back
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: in his day was any t and every fresh Fresh
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: twenty bags and he put a pillow in them, but
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: went down the hills inside the bag. So he kind
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: of best the boat Worlds bag. But then he himself
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: also got in the bag and down. Yeah, I just
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: love the podcast. We love doing them down. Good stuff.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: So there you are, so as you can see, you
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: can comment everywhere the Jerry comment every look at that Tom.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: If you found yourself over on Spotify.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: Or wherever you do listen to it, I'm pretty sure
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: you can hit subscribe right now. But Spotify is our
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: I think we're at about ninety eight percent of people
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: that are listening to Spotify.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: But you're welcome. Anybody else's there.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Apple Apple is there every other week as well, But
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: do hit the bell so it rights into your phone
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: device whatever it is on Thursday morning at five am,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: so you'll get it freshly out of the oven. You
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: can leave as Jerry just read. You can leave comment
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: straight under this right now. So reviewing back jer we
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: need to know who had the most brutal accent, even
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Irish or other like William Wallace. I don't know how
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: Scottish people fee about mel Gibson on that one, you know,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, at the same time I am William Wallace.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: Sure you are, Yeah, of course you're from take our Freedom,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: You're from stalling all right, you know what I mean?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Who is the YouTuber that you wouldn't mind seeing, you know,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: get neat by that fucking cheater. Let's be honest, nobody
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: actually has any great love anybody over the age of two.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: There was no great love for YouTubers. Let's tell you,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: I'm warming of this speed guy got there but the
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: big chat. Don't nobody send me a link that tells
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: me that he's a freaking serial killer?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, christ above, and hey, you surely have a weird
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: ending to some TV show that you watched down through
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: the obscurity of your youth. Let's hear ship good or
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: fucking in between?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: And specifically we want to hear of like finales that
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: were bad. There's plenty of TV shows that just got
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: canceled and never yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not it.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: And you know, what I mean.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: You can pick the obvious ones, like the mash one
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: went super weird, you know what I mean.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: It got I got, it got fucking deep.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: If there was one that was on your your timeline
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: that we didn't get to mention, shoots over to us anyway, Jared,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: I might not to just see his that poor man
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: after watching them dogs after two days.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm tired, all right,