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BONUS Bring On The Wives! · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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Speaker 1: I've told you, April can't preampt to Sney.
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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm better at it now practicing.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, Laurie.
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Speaker 3: Look, welcome back to two doting dads and two doting mums.
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Speaker 3: I'm Maddie Jay.
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Speaker 1: I'm Laura, and I'm April.
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Speaker 3: This is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,
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Speaker 3: it is the bad, and the relatable. And if you've
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Speaker 3: come for any type of advice, stop right now because
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Speaker 3: it's not going to happen, especially on this episode.
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Speaker 4: I guess why you're wondering, why are we coming Tuesday
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Speaker 4: with a bonus episode, Because.
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Speaker 3: We just thought, wouldn't it be a delightful thing to
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Speaker 3: do us two families coming together and having just a
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Speaker 3: joyous time, And then we thought and we'll record. Look
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Speaker 3: very confused, not at all.
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Speaker 1: I'm just lifting judging us, just seeing I was also
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Speaker 1: judge when the experts here years under.
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Speaker 3: We're only ranked one hundred and fifty five in the country.
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Speaker 5: It's not the content, it's the setup. I'm confused by
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Speaker 5: the current.
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Speaker 1: Naked right now, this is an orgy. The keys are
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Speaker 1: in the bowl.
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Speaker 4: We have decided to take two families away on a
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Speaker 4: little getaway to the Central coast.
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Speaker 1: We've decided to take two.
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Speaker 4: Families on a little vacation to get to know each
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Speaker 4: other a little bit better. Regretfully, I would say.
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Speaker 6: What part of it? Do you regret all of it?
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Speaker 1: I've seen your feet way too many times.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you've come it on my toes, but I think
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Speaker 5: you enjoyed it. And when people give you an insult,
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Speaker 5: but really they're like, there's some nice toes.
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Speaker 1: So that's the vibe.
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Speaker 4: I was coming down the stairs before and I was like, gee,
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Speaker 4: Mally's got some big feet.
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Speaker 1: Really, and I can't read the corner it was Laura.
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Speaker 1: I was like, gee, Marley's got some hairy feet. They're
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Speaker 1: not airy.
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Speaker 6: Thank you, Thank you very much for that.
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Speaker 1: Back immediately.
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Speaker 3: We currently are staying out a beach called Forest's Beach.
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Speaker 3: For those people unaware, it is about an hour and
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Speaker 3: a half north of Sydney. We're in like ashes Neck
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Speaker 3: of the Woods. More so we normally go down south
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Speaker 3: for a trip away. We thought we'll do this for
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Speaker 3: the Wixes. But it's gorgeous. We've got a really beautiful
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Speaker 3: house right on the beach front and I just I'm
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Speaker 3: going to say it. It has been such a treat
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Speaker 3: it's been so fantastic. We've all got along so well.
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Speaker 3: This has been heaven.
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Speaker 5: I do feel like I need to apologize though, because
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Speaker 5: I heard on the phone yesterday so Ash called and
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Speaker 5: Matt was like, we're leaving at three, and I knew
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Speaker 5: as soon as I heard him say that, like that
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Speaker 5: actually was never happening. There was not ever a possibility
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Speaker 5: that we were going to leave it three. I in
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Speaker 5: fact had a doctor's appointment that started at three pm.
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Speaker 5: So we left at five o'clock and we called Ash
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Speaker 5: as we were leaving and parting BONDI and that was like, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 5: we're not that far.
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Speaker 6: We're supposed to be arriving at that time. And Ash
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Speaker 6: was like, oh yeah, how long are you going to be?
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Speaker 5: And Matt was like like an hour and forty five,
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Speaker 5: which is the exact amount of time it takes.
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Speaker 1: No, actually, we've just left. It was funny because I
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Speaker 1: was in the car with April when Matt's like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: three o'clock, will leave, And.
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Speaker 3: Then did I say that?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: I wasn't thinking when I said and then.
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Speaker 1: I looked at April and what that's not gonna happen?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Four fifty Yeah, yeah, I was like I'm justed to
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Speaker 1: it now. He's always late.
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Speaker 6: I'm glad that you know who he is though, like
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Speaker 6: that's the person.
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Speaker 4: But I am so like irritating early to everything that
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Speaker 4: I know he'll be late, and I'm still there early
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Speaker 4: thinking maybe this time.
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Speaker 3: I've gotten better, I've gotten better, But actually i've been
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Speaker 3: I've been very surprised by you, Ash for this trip
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Speaker 3: because we did arrive late. We came in close to
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Speaker 3: six pm, which with kids is really hard.
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Speaker 6: It was six o three I think it was like
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Speaker 6: six thirteen thirteen, Yes, right, thank you.
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Speaker 3: That wasn't I don't know if this was Ash or
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Speaker 3: this was you April, but you guys had done the groceries.
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Speaker 3: There was food on the table, you had fish, tacos.
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Speaker 1: Spill the beans and there Darland, who was it?
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Speaker 2: It was a bit of both. I'm going to say, no,
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Speaker 2: I did. I did a big grocery shop before we came,
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Speaker 2: and then you ran to the groceries while we're here
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Speaker 2: to get the things that needed to go in the.
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Speaker 1: Fridge, the more critical things.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's how we planned it.
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Speaker 1: I was like when the Johnson's get here, wanted to
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Speaker 1: be fed.
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Speaker 5: I was pleasantly surprised. There was food for the kids.
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Speaker 5: It was food for us. We woke up this morning.
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Speaker 5: I slept in where we say we woke up. Everybody
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Speaker 5: else woke up. I casually waltz in at seven am
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Speaker 5: and Ash had cooked breakfast like things were in the dishwasher.
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Speaker 6: I could live like this more often. We should go
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Speaker 6: way more. This has been great.
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Speaker 3: Holiday Ash is a different to like everyday Ash. Is
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Speaker 3: that always been the case?
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Speaker 2: I was going to say, I think no. I think
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Speaker 2: Holiday ash is definitely goes above and beyond, mainly because
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Speaker 2: I feel like.
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Speaker 1: He caters to the whole fam.
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Speaker 2: He wants to make sure the whole family is quite
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Speaker 2: happy fed. He does.
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Speaker 4: Surprisingly, you also want to make up for at home
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Speaker 4: and she's useless.
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Speaker 3: Do you just call us family?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole the whole family.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Macey, oscar Aston and me.
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Speaker 5: Have you guys talked about how obsessed Macy's with Matt before?
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Speaker 6: Is that Nate onto the podcast?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we briefly talked about her obsession with Matt. I
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Speaker 4: think it started at Disney on ice that you guys
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Speaker 4: weren't performing, you were just watching and just clear that.
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Speaker 4: Thank you for clarifying was Aladdin this year Prince Charming,
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Speaker 4: and Macy was like the whole second act was like
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Speaker 4: on your lap, remember, And then when we.
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Speaker 3: Went she came for a cuddle and just wouldn't leave,
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Speaker 3: and I was like three children now.
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Speaker 4: And then when when it was time to go home,
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Speaker 4: she just no, you went to the bathroom, that's right,
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Speaker 4: And I was going to go to the bathroom and
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Speaker 4: she sobbed.
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Speaker 1: And then he came back and to like his buck.
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Speaker 3: I've been playing it pretty cool, calm and collected. I
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Speaker 3: didn't want to come on too strong.
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Speaker 6: She's too hungh to Macy.
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Speaker 4: Just last time he came on too strong to one
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Speaker 4: of my kids, he tried to kidnap him.
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Speaker 1: Oscar is still terrified. I know, he tried to abduct him.
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Speaker 3: So I was like, I don't want to do that
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Speaker 3: again with Macy. So I'm just gonna just like slow
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Speaker 3: and steady. I'm going to warm up to her. I
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Speaker 3: didn't want to give her a hug when I first
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Speaker 3: saw her because I just, you know, I just wanted
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Speaker 3: to come to me, not me, come to her.
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Speaker 5: And I feel like this is very satisfying for you,
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Speaker 5: considering that, Lola, what's nothing to do with you, Lola's out, Macy's.
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Speaker 1: Hold my hand today, like through the zoo.
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Speaker 6: She'll take anywhere, but she's like she.
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Speaker 1: Looked up to check it was you and realized it wasn't.
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Speaker 1: Was like, this is cool, It's cool with me. Anyway.
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Speaker 4: It's been a fun little trip. I wish the weather
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Speaker 4: was a bit better, but today I think we got
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Speaker 4: really lucky. Lots of sun, lots of sun.
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Speaker 5: We went to the Reptile Park, which who's I don't
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Speaker 5: know who's a like decision that was, but it was
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Speaker 5: a great, great idea.
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Speaker 3: We had the choice, okay, three choices. Actually one was
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Speaker 3: a helicopter ride with me and Ash, just the two
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Speaker 3: of you. The second option was quad biking, but it
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Speaker 3: was up in Newcastle and it was.
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Speaker 6: Sue the kid friendly activity, love it and so.
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Speaker 3: That would have been I would love what order door.
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Speaker 3: We would have been out of this house for four hours,
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Speaker 3: which we decided against. And then the third option we
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Speaker 3: thought this seems like a good idea was the Australian
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Speaker 3: Reptile Park, which.
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Speaker 5: I think Ash was particularly excited about considering that they
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Speaker 5: had an entire section that was dedicated to the breeding
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Speaker 5: of an endangered frog and Firstly, he said, I can't
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Speaker 5: wait to see some frogs fucking, and then announced very loudly,
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Speaker 5: do you think they're doing it froggy style?
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Speaker 6: Which are two of my favorite parts of today.
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Speaker 1: But also I was like, do you reckon? They tie
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Speaker 1: their hands behind the back too, and froggy start.
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Speaker 3: The zookeeper was like, there was a guy, we got
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Speaker 3: a code red.
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Speaker 1: There was a guy standing up against Paul and he
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Speaker 1: was like, I better get out of here. So yeah,
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Speaker 1: that was that was. That was lots of fun. I think, dude,
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Speaker 1: crocodiles are nuts. I'm going to throw that out there.
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Speaker 1: That huge go on, go on. Okay, so we got
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Speaker 1: forty five minutes on crocodiles.
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Speaker 2: I was going to say, don't you remember Oscar doesn't
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Speaker 2: want to go back. He was terrified. She said, he's
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Speaker 2: not going back to that place.
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Speaker 1: You go back, he'll come around. He didn't.
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Speaker 6: He didn't enjoy it. No, he's going to sleep tonight.
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Speaker 6: He did say that. Now he's writing casuaries, which.
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Speaker 2: Werries, which is thanks to you, Laura.
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Speaker 6: I did.
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Speaker 5: The cassiary was in its pan right, and we were
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Speaker 5: walking around from one pen to another pen, looking at
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Speaker 5: the animals, and I was like, oh, look everyone, it's
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Speaker 5: a cassuary.
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Speaker 6: I can't say the word propaic cassuary.
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Speaker 1: How you say it casuary, it's a cash it's a
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Speaker 1: casual bird cashu.
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Speaker 6: It's a cashuary. It's a weary cashew.
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Speaker 5: Anyway, there we were all looking at it, and I
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Speaker 5: was like, those birds are super dangerous.
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Speaker 6: And I was like, but they can't get to us.
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Speaker 6: Don't worry, it's in.
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Speaker 3: Pen Why would you say that, because I was like.
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Speaker 6: They're the most dangerous birds, not like amuse. People think
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Speaker 6: they're amus, but they're not. They will literally.
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Speaker 2: Oscar's just absorbed everything you said and went to bed
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Speaker 2: and terrified.
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Speaker 1: I wondered how they fuck.
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Speaker 6: I've always wanted how the camera.
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Speaker 1: They're also breeding snakes much does the snake itself just
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Speaker 1: enter the other snake.
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Speaker 6: I'm so curious about animal reproduction.
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Speaker 4: It's just a holeby of mine. I just went downstairs
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Speaker 4: to give Oscar a kiss, and he goes the cap.
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Speaker 1: The reptiles.
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Speaker 2: I literally said, the reptiles, they're not coming here right outside.
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Speaker 3: That's the first time I've been there. Have you been
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Speaker 3: there before?
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Speaker 6: I've never been there.
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Speaker 5: I've driven past it many times and always though gosh,
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Speaker 5: I really should go to the reptil park one day.
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Speaker 6: Here we are.
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Speaker 4: It's honestly one of the best, like animal parks I've
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Speaker 4: been to, and we've been to a bunch through. Every
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Speaker 4: every time we travel, we go to like a zoo
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Speaker 4: or some shit like that, and that's one of the
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Speaker 4: best for sure, because it's way more interactive.
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Speaker 3: What that little sheet you get and you forget how
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Speaker 3: much kids into it when you get that little sheet
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Speaker 3: and it's a checklist with like cross off if you
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Speaker 3: see a turtle.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, but then you also have to like live with
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Speaker 5: the like Mully lost it. You didn't realize this, but
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Speaker 5: three quarters away through the day Mully lost her sheet.
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Speaker 5: I don't know where you were, but it was perfect
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Speaker 5: timing that you vanished and Mully was like on the
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Speaker 5: floor as a puddle screaming about the sheet.
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Speaker 4: I thought that was an exotic meat checklist. What you've eaten,
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Speaker 4: I've had, turtle's beautiful?
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Speaker 1: Endangered is now?
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Speaker 3: Is it Mick who does the crocodile?
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Speaker 1: He's war was that guy?
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Speaker 5: There was this one guy who was the instructor at
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Speaker 5: the zoo who basically was when you go and watch
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Speaker 5: like the Crocodile Show or the Alligator Show. He did
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Speaker 5: every single show, and he looked like, come, look like
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Speaker 5: a Steve r.
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Speaker 1: D a crocodile dundee, he'd been weird shit. Let's be honest.
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Speaker 2: I was actually thinking, what kind of guy is on
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Speaker 2: the outside?
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Speaker 3: I think he's lovely, Mick. If you're listening, it's just
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Speaker 3: the Wickses who were suspect on you. I think you're great,
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Speaker 3: but really.
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Speaker 6: Really about you?
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Speaker 1: Why were all the animals pregnant?
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Speaker 3: The only issue with I'm going to call him Mick.
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Speaker 3: So there was two crocodile or an alligator enclosure.
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Speaker 1: They're the vegetarian ones, thank you ash.
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Speaker 3: American crocodiles called.
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Speaker 2: Alligators American alligators.
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Speaker 1: That's what they were.
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Speaker 3: There we go, there, we go. So we have one
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Speaker 3: pen with those crocodiles, the other one alligators.
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Speaker 4: Do you know what the Latin name is for American alligator?
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Speaker 4: Go on, it's alligator Mississippi.
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Speaker 1: There you go.
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Speaker 2: Look, how do you know that?
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Speaker 1: I'm very observant, you like the rain man.
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Speaker 3: Then there was the other crocodile pen on its own,
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Speaker 3: the Australian crocodile. And you remember he did that show
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Speaker 3: and He said, if I was to put this crocodile
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Speaker 3: with the alligators, he would kill them all once and
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Speaker 3: then kill them all twice. Do you remember that part?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, was like who would he kill? Moley was like,
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Speaker 1: why is he going to kill everyone? That Matt's impression?
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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the sole liver man's eyes when
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Speaker 1: you choke him out?
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Speaker 3: And the kids are like what They're like, Mick back
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Speaker 3: on back into the show, back on screw, He's.
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Speaker 1: Like, eighty eight crocodiles died because of this one. What about?
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Speaker 6: He was like, I wasn't the toilet at that time.
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Speaker 4: So he goes, if we were to put this crocodile,
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Speaker 4: which is the Elvis, the big bad.
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Speaker 1: One, sixty year old Elvis, sixty year.
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Speaker 4: Old Elvis who's five point four meters long, if you're
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Speaker 4: to put him in with all those other vegetarian alligators,
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Speaker 4: he would kill them all forty four of them, twenty
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Speaker 4: four and then because of his serotonin levels and.
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Speaker 1: Like lactic acid build.
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Speaker 4: Up, thank you Pindiawen, he would go back and kill
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Speaker 4: them all again twice.
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Speaker 6: Why he fun?
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Speaker 1: He was like, I said, what's this guy like?
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Speaker 3: On the outside was like will they will they fuck?
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Speaker 1: Are they're gonna because I think that's illegal. I don't know,
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Speaker 1: very informative.
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Speaker 3: I thought that great show. Great show. Also, Bluie was
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Speaker 3: on stage, just had it all.
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Speaker 5: It really is like, I mean, ten stars, but it
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Speaker 5: goes to when it comes to animal parks. I think
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Speaker 5: it was very much right up there.
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Speaker 1: It's good for our kids.
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Speaker 3: Did kind of like to take the wind out of me.
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Speaker 3: I got home and I was like, I'm bloody tired. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 3: have like ten thousand steps.
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Speaker 1: It's a big day.
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Speaker 2: I was saying that it's a big day.
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Speaker 1: I was like, really going out for dinner? Yes, I
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Speaker 1: was like maybe. She was like, I'm a one activity
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Speaker 1: day gal.
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Speaker 3: And then I look outside and Laura's got all four
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Speaker 3: kids on her own, Macy on the hip, and you're
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Speaker 3: just wandering off down the beach and I'm like, what
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Speaker 3: are you doing.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to baptize all four of these children.
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Speaker 6: She was like, I'm frightened at the big waves.
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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm marrying children.
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Speaker 5: Fine away from the waves and started. So we were
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Speaker 5: down the beach. I was having a lovely time with
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Speaker 5: the four kids. We were making shelters and collecting sticks,
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Speaker 5: and then the two of you came down and you
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Speaker 5: brought a football, and then you kicked the football and
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Speaker 5: the football went flying through the air and on three
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Speaker 5: separate occasions almost hit the kids.
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Speaker 6: So then I took them further down.
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Speaker 1: Did it hit the kids?
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Speaker 6: It was very close though, and I wasn't going to
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Speaker 6: deal with that.
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Speaker 5: So then I walked them further down the beach, away
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Speaker 5: from the two of you so that they could continue
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Speaker 5: to play. And as this is all happening, the weather
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Speaker 5: changed really quickly, and so then I had all four kids.
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Speaker 5: They've all collected treasures, but they're all screaming because it
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Speaker 5: started to rain. And so I've got Macie on the hip,
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Speaker 5: I've got Marlian and an Oscar like they're both kind
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Speaker 5: of running up the beach.
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Speaker 6: But then Lola's like.
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Speaker 5: My screaming in the rain as it's like the winds
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Speaker 5: whipping the rain's happening, and I look over and there's
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Speaker 5: Matt Nash just stopped like having a lovely chat.
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Speaker 6: To two people on the beach. It's like.
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Speaker 1: Fire.
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Speaker 5: It has literally like the weather just it's arm again
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Speaker 5: an outside and they're having a lovely chat. And I'm like,
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Speaker 5: you would have thought were in a tornado anyway, and
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Speaker 5: we get inside eventually, Like, if you were these poor
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Speaker 5: people who were clearly two doting dads fans, you would
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Speaker 5: have thought that I was insane.
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Speaker 6: And that's okay.
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Speaker 5: So then we get upstairs and the kids come inside,
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Speaker 5: and I pick up my phone. I go to my
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Speaker 5: messages and I get a lovely message from a lady
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Speaker 5: named Lucy coming, And Lucy says this, Hi, Laura, I
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Speaker 5: just saw the two boys at the beach and I
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Speaker 5: told them how much I loved two doting dads. But
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Speaker 5: I also really wanted to pass along how much I'm
15:40
Speaker 5: a fan of life on Cut and I am a
15:42
Speaker 5: ride or Die lifer, and I'm so upset that I
15:44
Speaker 5: missed my chance to come and meet you guys properly.
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Speaker 6: But you were running after the children and screaming weekend
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Speaker 6: the next weekend out I'm a local here. So Lucy
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Speaker 6: shout out to Lucy, you know what you should do?
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Speaker 3: She literally across the road. You should message you back.
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Speaker 3: Have you messaged your back?
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Speaker 6: I did? And would you say we.
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Speaker 1: Shed not?
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Speaker 3: I no, no.
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Speaker 5: I was so busy yelling at Matt to come and
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Speaker 5: help me with Rola as she was cracking it because
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Speaker 5: of the rain. I'm sorry, I must have sounded like
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Speaker 5: a screaming banshee, which is pretty standard.
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Speaker 6: In finer over tomorrow, come onjoin the family.
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Speaker 3: One more couple wouldn't hurt.
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Speaker 1: It's going to make the keys in the bowl thing
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Speaker 1: a little less awkward.
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Speaker 6: A bit of a men.
16:34
Speaker 1: Currently is twenty five per cent chance I'm getting up
16:36
Speaker 1: with my own case. Very good.
16:43
Speaker 3: We do have a game to play, It's called spin
16:45
Speaker 3: the bottle. Before we play that, I do just want
16:49
Speaker 3: to say, sometimes going away on holidays with other families
16:53
Speaker 3: can be a disaster, but this has gone pretty good.
16:57
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel like when you're living inside the same
17:00
Speaker 2: house as well, it can always be a bit pear shaped.
17:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, twenty four hours and we're still all smiling.
17:06
Speaker 4: I think the lack of Ellie in this situation just
17:09
Speaker 4: really keep me ever calm.
17:11
Speaker 3: I almost brought her.
17:13
Speaker 5: Ellie is amazing. She does radiot on a different stress level.
17:17
Speaker 6: Most bless her.
17:20
Speaker 1: I love it, honestly. Listen.
17:23
Speaker 4: I always when she's already frazzled, I always throw something
17:26
Speaker 4: else and then to just see if I can get
17:27
Speaker 4: a little bit more frazzled.
17:28
Speaker 5: But the thing that's interesting is that she would deny
17:30
Speaker 5: that she's frazzled.
17:31
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so she what I'm not.
17:35
Speaker 5: That's not frazzled, she's That's just how she communicates in.
17:38
Speaker 6: A very staccato fashion.
17:39
Speaker 3: How did a compliment for the weekend turn into a
17:41
Speaker 3: bashing of my mom?
17:43
Speaker 6: Ellie? We love you.
17:44
Speaker 1: I don't think you finished the compliment as well? Keep going, yeah, yeah, no,
17:49
Speaker 1: it's been great.
17:50
Speaker 3: It's all worked out really well. And obviously the kids
17:53
Speaker 3: have had little arguments, noughts and crosses, arguments.
17:57
Speaker 1: Who bring the exercise ball?
17:59
Speaker 6: Come on, guys, the kids are obsessed with each other.
18:01
Speaker 5: No, the exercise ball was here at the We're staying
18:03
Speaker 5: in a beautiful house. But there's, like you know, there's activities,
18:06
Speaker 5: there's exercise balls, there's I.
18:08
Speaker 6: Mean the peloton bikes.
18:09
Speaker 5: I was going to sneak into your bedroom, Ellie this
18:11
Speaker 5: morning and do a peloton workout.
18:12
Speaker 2: But even know you were the last one to wake up.
18:14
Speaker 3: It makes sense.
18:17
Speaker 4: I was going to sneak in for an afternoon peloton
18:21
Speaker 4: bike without you guys, knowing you guys were still sleept.
18:25
Speaker 6: I really got me there.
18:28
Speaker 1: She roasted you.
18:29
Speaker 3: There gotcha. So we're going to play a game. We are,
18:33
Speaker 3: and we're going to figure out which couple knows their
18:36
Speaker 3: partner the best.
18:39
Speaker 2: Oh, it won't be me. I'm terrible at this, it's not.
18:42
Speaker 3: I don't.
18:43
Speaker 2: We've got double the years on you.
18:44
Speaker 1: I think we do. Can you think of it?
18:48
Speaker 6: For thirteen years?
18:50
Speaker 1: Right old age of.
18:51
Speaker 6: How old are you?
18:52
Speaker 1: Fourteen? I'm thirty four. April was also thirty four.
18:58
Speaker 2: Soon I was going to say, I'm thirty three.
19:01
Speaker 6: Gosh, guys, that's very young, isn't it.
19:03
Speaker 3: It's beautiful to see.
19:04
Speaker 6: It's sunning.
19:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, look we're a bit.
19:07
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the human that keeps us going.
19:13
Speaker 2: If that dried up without human would be nothing.
19:18
Speaker 1: Ape was very funny.
19:20
Speaker 5: Tell me how long ago was it the photo that
19:22
Speaker 5: you showed me of Ash last night?
19:24
Speaker 2: When was the biceps that was you?
19:28
Speaker 5: I feel like Ash has had like many versions of
19:31
Speaker 5: himself and this is probably why, I mean, thirteen years.
19:34
Speaker 1: And transitioning.
19:37
Speaker 6: Thirteen years have been together.
19:38
Speaker 5: It's like you're kind of just dating a new person,
19:40
Speaker 5: like at one point every three years, it's someone different.
19:44
Speaker 1: That's why she's still with me.
19:45
Speaker 6: That's mean, it's like it's not the same Ash.
19:47
Speaker 5: There's this photo of Ash which will be put up
19:49
Speaker 5: on the two doting dad's social page on their Instagram,
19:53
Speaker 5: with Asher having like the biggest bicep. I don't know
19:56
Speaker 5: what the other one looked like, but the one I
19:57
Speaker 5: could see was enormous. And then there's like another video
20:01
Speaker 5: where you were just like a ripped, like you're a
20:03
Speaker 5: marathon runner, Like, what's where will you add in life?
20:06
Speaker 6: What were you going through? Tell me traumas?
20:07
Speaker 1: I could do it all, but I can tell you
20:12
Speaker 1: I was. I was in my shore phase.
20:19
Speaker 2: You're very much an extremist. So I feel like you
20:22
Speaker 2: went through a real gym junkie phase, went through it,
20:26
Speaker 2: like you know, you're a carnival, then you're a vegetarian, then.
20:29
Speaker 1: You're a vegetarian for six years.
20:30
Speaker 2: You go through your phases, and I'm just like, whatever.
20:35
Speaker 3: Which phase has been the best and which has been
20:37
Speaker 3: the worst?
20:38
Speaker 6: The best?
20:39
Speaker 2: This one I feel like, no, I feel like, yeah,
20:43
Speaker 2: I feel like you're doing the best like version of
20:48
Speaker 2: version of you at the moment, like you you do.
20:50
Speaker 1: You extrongly disagree, but okay, yeah, you know what I mean.
20:53
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, look, I don't know.
20:57
Speaker 2: The worst version obviously is like Oscar early days, just
21:00
Speaker 2: like the worst version of both of us.
21:02
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was pretty fun, but that's another.
21:07
Speaker 2: And now you're great and now no, I feel like, yeah,
21:09
Speaker 2: I feel like you're good.
21:10
Speaker 1: Thank you, proud of you guys. Yeah, we're really breaking
21:15
Speaker 1: down the barriers over here. Very true.
21:19
Speaker 4: And Matt knows this only know me a couple of years,
21:21
Speaker 4: and what sort of person. I'm like, I cannot do
21:24
Speaker 4: things in halves. I either don't either don't do it,
21:27
Speaker 4: or I'm like, fucking that's it. I'm running one hundred
21:29
Speaker 4: k's this week.
21:31
Speaker 5: But then you get Then you do an activity until
21:34
Speaker 5: you're like absolutely like it to the ground, and then
21:36
Speaker 5: an injury, I'll never do it again.
21:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, usually an injury. There's always an injury. It's like, oh,
21:42
Speaker 2: I can't do this now.
21:42
Speaker 1: Like di sect me, stop having kids. I was obsessed.
21:48
Speaker 3: Okay, April, I'm going to ask you the first question. Okay,
21:52
Speaker 3: so you're trying.
21:53
Speaker 5: Is there a prize attached to this? Is there a
21:55
Speaker 5: reason why we're trying to get to the bottom?
21:56
Speaker 6: Who knows? They kind of better.
21:57
Speaker 3: It's just I think this will be like an annual.
22:00
Speaker 3: We can the way that we do, so we don't
22:02
Speaker 3: have there's no price. Long story short April. First question,
22:13
Speaker 3: what would Ash's favorite meal be which is cooked at home?
22:17
Speaker 2: Well, for starters, it's something you cook because I don't cook.
22:21
Speaker 6: I don't cook either. I love that.
22:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, hate cooking, hate cooking. Your favorite meal to cook?
22:27
Speaker 6: I don't know.
22:29
Speaker 2: Like, would it just be a good old steak? You
22:32
Speaker 2: love steak?
22:33
Speaker 1: That's not it?
22:33
Speaker 6: Is it? I love that you're trying to you love?
22:38
Speaker 1: That's your answer? Change it if it's not.
22:41
Speaker 3: No, it's not steak, obviously, yes, Babell, change that right now,
22:44
Speaker 3: ash Wood.
22:45
Speaker 4: Is it it's wings or a good cheeseburger?
22:49
Speaker 1: You don't cook wings. I did for a long time
22:51
Speaker 1: there that I injured myself. I felt sorry for the chicken.
22:57
Speaker 2: Okay, wings, Yeah, that you're right. You haven't cooked him
23:01
Speaker 2: in a while.
23:01
Speaker 6: Usually order them.
23:02
Speaker 1: That's why I got confused.
23:04
Speaker 2: Start again, Start again. That doesn't count, No, it does.
23:07
Speaker 3: Next question, Laura, what would mine be?
23:10
Speaker 5: Something to a salmon? Cooked salmon? All right, salmon and vegetables.
23:15
Speaker 5: I'm locking in salmon.
23:18
Speaker 1: I'm with you because he's the sort of guy will
23:20
Speaker 1: get if you get tie, he'll get like a pan
23:23
Speaker 1: fry salmon. You'll get like a salmon curry.
23:26
Speaker 6: The weirdest salmon stir fried salmon curry. No judging.
23:30
Speaker 5: Okay, my question is this is it a home cooked
23:32
Speaker 5: meal or is it an automobile home cooked? It's going
23:35
Speaker 5: to be a pan fried salmon with like your vegetable
23:39
Speaker 5: salad thing that you make on the side, baked veggies
23:41
Speaker 5: with salad.
23:42
Speaker 3: Wrong, it's a lamb roast.
23:44
Speaker 1: Ah. Since when? Yeah, since the Bachelor.
23:51
Speaker 2: We're glad we both got that wrong.
23:53
Speaker 5: We actually played this game on The Bachelor, and I
23:55
Speaker 5: know the answer at the time was a baked salmon.
23:56
Speaker 2: What's happened in seven years?
23:58
Speaker 1: This is for Laura. Oh what do you think Matt's
24:01
Speaker 1: pet peeve is about you?
24:03
Speaker 6: Oh? There's so many I just want to.
24:09
Speaker 5: That I don't always have a shower before going to bed,
24:11
Speaker 5: and I washed my feet in the sink.
24:13
Speaker 1: Ye that sucks. Yeah, it's weird.
24:15
Speaker 6: Yeah, because back to the feet. Hear me out.
24:23
Speaker 5: I can't go to sleep with dirty feet. You have
24:25
Speaker 5: to wash your feet before you have to.
24:27
Speaker 1: Wash it before you go. I'm going to sniff.
24:29
Speaker 5: If you're really tired and you don't want your husband
24:32
Speaker 5: to have sex with you and you're wearing pajamas, just
24:33
Speaker 5: put pajamas on and get into bed. And then he's like,
24:36
Speaker 5: that's incorrect. I've got clean feet, but I'm just gonna
24:38
Speaker 5: go to bed.
24:39
Speaker 1: That's incorrect.
24:40
Speaker 2: I'm very confused looks.
24:41
Speaker 4: And I've seen I've seen footage of her washing them
24:44
Speaker 4: in a sink and then brushing her teeth in the
24:47
Speaker 4: same zinc.
24:48
Speaker 2: I feel like that's more effort than just hopping in
24:50
Speaker 2: the shower, two minute shower, quick in out dye.
24:52
Speaker 4: Hey, I don't like get one of those like drive
24:54
Speaker 4: through car washes for your house and you just strip
24:57
Speaker 4: your clothes off, walk through.
24:58
Speaker 1: It just goes.
25:00
Speaker 6: But I hate being wet.
25:01
Speaker 5: I like, I actually don't enjoy a shower, but I
25:04
Speaker 5: do it a necessity.
25:05
Speaker 2: I'll take four showers a day easily.
25:07
Speaker 1: That's because you stick. Thanks April.
25:14
Speaker 3: What do you think Ash's pet peeve would be about you?
25:17
Speaker 2: Funny enough? I remember someone asked, like we did a
25:20
Speaker 2: similar game out my hens seven years ago.
25:23
Speaker 1: I've grown some new.
25:25
Speaker 2: People say my pet peeve, your pet peeve about you
25:29
Speaker 2: about me? Was clicking my toe?
25:31
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that sucks you click your toe.
25:35
Speaker 1: Look, honestly, I've grown into it.
25:36
Speaker 4: Can you show them like is it like like a no, no, no, no,
25:41
Speaker 4: it's way more.
25:42
Speaker 5: Can you hear that you have like a like a
25:46
Speaker 5: floating bone in your toe or something.
25:47
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's fine.
25:49
Speaker 4: You can do that with your shoulder or you know
25:52
Speaker 4: when you go like to like a concert or something
25:54
Speaker 4: and they like count the people coming in?
25:58
Speaker 6: Should I?
25:58
Speaker 1: She's that my new career? You just do with your
26:01
Speaker 1: feet your chimpanzee.
26:03
Speaker 2: Wait, so I'm going to start again. That's not it?
26:05
Speaker 1: So you can't have bites of the cherry.
26:08
Speaker 2: I was just saying, that's what it was seven years ago.
26:12
Speaker 1: You haven't done it in ages.
26:14
Speaker 3: Shame.
26:14
Speaker 1: I haven't done it maybe since seven years ago.
26:17
Speaker 2: So your pet peeve about me now is probably my overthinking?
26:22
Speaker 1: Is that a pet peeve? Would you call that? Acting
26:24
Speaker 1: like Frank.
26:27
Speaker 3: The version not where Frank is April's dad who was
26:30
Speaker 3: lovely but he's the most cautious human being. No, no, no,
26:33
Speaker 3: let's not. I will not Frank here.
26:38
Speaker 1: One of us.
26:39
Speaker 3: One of us, yes, say we're gonna pick on the
26:41
Speaker 3: spot here. And what was Ash's childhood dream?
26:44
Speaker 1: Probably to be a surfer, pro surfer. She's hit the
26:47
Speaker 1: nails straight on the head, was that right? Yeah?
26:51
Speaker 2: Childhood dreams, still still dream.
26:53
Speaker 7: Still a childhood dream, still dreaming, just just.
26:59
Speaker 1: A case, get call in.
27:01
Speaker 6: I think your childhood dream would have been to be
27:03
Speaker 6: a pro cricketer.
27:04
Speaker 1: He's very good with the ball in his hand.
27:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, any any athlete, but cricket would have
27:10
Speaker 3: been probably number one.
27:11
Speaker 1: You are good with a baton ball and guilty.
27:13
Speaker 6: Okay, Well at least I got one right.
27:16
Speaker 3: Well, thank you everyone.
27:17
Speaker 6: I was expecting more of a reaction than that, but
27:19
Speaker 6: there was nothing. You were like any sport.
27:22
Speaker 1: But I'll take cricket.
27:24
Speaker 6: Start on me. I got it.
27:26
Speaker 3: Run shower tonight. I will definitely have sex with you.
27:28
Speaker 4: You're like, I'll definitely spit on you if you wash
27:31
Speaker 4: your feet and hands.
27:33
Speaker 5: But that's absolutely not going to happen when you wash.
27:35
Speaker 5: Both of our children are sleeping in our room tonight,
27:37
Speaker 5: so that's not happening. And both of your children are
27:39
Speaker 5: sleeping in your room tonights.
27:40
Speaker 6: Ain't No, No one said anything else upstairs.
27:44
Speaker 1: That's true, and I will be sleeping that one.
27:47
Speaker 4: When you do wash your feet and sink, yes, do
27:49
Speaker 4: you then wash your hands after?
27:51
Speaker 5: Well, you wash your hands because you're washing your feet,
27:53
Speaker 5: so it's all getting wet.
27:54
Speaker 2: Would you wash them separately after.
27:56
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean like it's all that was the lie.
27:59
Speaker 1: You just wash them all you just said seem like
28:03
Speaker 1: such a weirdo. Well you're like, I actually licked my
28:06
Speaker 1: hands clean, but I washed.
28:10
Speaker 6: My feet until my feet are clean, I don't just
28:12
Speaker 6: give him a rinse like.
28:13
Speaker 2: But then I feel like your hands are dirt.
28:15
Speaker 1: Laura, this is for you. What is Matt's favorite way
28:19
Speaker 1: to spend a weekend?
28:21
Speaker 5: That's favorite thing would be to go to the gym
28:23
Speaker 5: at some point, to go to go for a swim
28:26
Speaker 5: at the beach, have sex on Friday night scheduled.
28:30
Speaker 6: What else would it be?
28:31
Speaker 5: I mean, at the moment, if we could, it would
28:33
Speaker 5: be to go down the coast Friday night.
28:34
Speaker 1: Sex is in my calendar, but that.
28:38
Speaker 6: Is I reckon. It would be just something that has
28:40
Speaker 6: the beach in it. Yeah, it's your favorite.
28:43
Speaker 3: It's a bit lame though.
28:45
Speaker 6: Oh he really likes to.
28:46
Speaker 1: Go to the beach six Saturday night orgy.
28:52
Speaker 6: What else? What else do you want to do on
28:54
Speaker 6: the weekend? Yeah, I don't know.
28:58
Speaker 3: The farmer's markets are not really It's just a good
29:00
Speaker 3: way to suck up a couple of hours.
29:02
Speaker 6: I love going to the farmer's market.
29:03
Speaker 2: It's pretty it's your ideal week.
29:08
Speaker 5: If you throw the farmer's market in there and then
29:11
Speaker 5: going to Bono Fish for lunch, that's like the perfect weekend.
29:15
Speaker 6: That couldn't be better.
29:17
Speaker 1: You guys are proper adults.
29:19
Speaker 3: Go on.
29:20
Speaker 2: I was gonna say all day surfing, no kids, no
29:23
Speaker 2: family activities.
29:27
Speaker 1: I was more thoughtful than that.
29:30
Speaker 2: Well okay, okay, well let me have a second. Guess
29:32
Speaker 2: there's definitely a surf session in there, and then maybe
29:37
Speaker 2: like a pub friend's chill drinks vibe in the afternoon.
29:42
Speaker 4: I think you right, yeah, but I don't mind the sorry.
29:50
Speaker 3: Manly home game.
29:53
Speaker 4: So funny we're on the way here from the reptile
29:56
Speaker 4: park and we'll talk about death.
29:58
Speaker 6: And was that a to the casual?
30:02
Speaker 1: I think it is something Laura mentioned.
30:05
Speaker 4: I was like, if I die by Cassuwary, I want
30:08
Speaker 4: you to sprinkle my ashes across and she goes, I'm
30:11
Speaker 4: not doing that.
30:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, he wanted to sprinkle his ashes on.
30:16
Speaker 1: I want the sea birds to step all over me.
30:18
Speaker 2: He's like, promise me. I was like, I'm not promising that.
30:21
Speaker 1: Sorry, I want those cheerleaders. Look, I said, a combination. Okay,
30:27
Speaker 1: I said, I don't.
30:28
Speaker 4: I do like this is a lie.
30:34
Speaker 1: I do like a family day.
30:36
Speaker 7: But is that the lie with a couple of beers
30:38
Speaker 7: in the Yeah, pretty chill without the family optional celebrity
30:45
Speaker 7: crash Steph Claire Smith. No, yeah, I hope.
30:52
Speaker 1: She doesn't hear this.
30:54
Speaker 8: That's so funy totally forgot about that until last night
31:02
Speaker 8: when you guys are obviously talking about the interview and
31:03
Speaker 8: blah blah, and I.
31:04
Speaker 2: Was like, fuck, that was his celebrity crush.
31:07
Speaker 1: And I didn't even think about it, and I killed it.
31:09
Speaker 1: Come on, I.
31:11
Speaker 3: Did very well, he did very well.
31:13
Speaker 6: That's so funny.
31:14
Speaker 1: But I actually didn't write that down, So you didn't.
31:15
Speaker 2: Write her now because that was that's weird now, So
31:20
Speaker 2: your celebrity crush, crush, celebrity crush.
31:27
Speaker 1: You're never going to guess. I'm never going to guess
31:29
Speaker 1: the secret.
31:30
Speaker 3: So who is it?
31:30
Speaker 1: As Hurley?
31:32
Speaker 6: You have never said that, I get it, she's hot.
31:35
Speaker 3: Who's mine?
31:36
Speaker 6: I don't know who yours?
31:37
Speaker 5: It's meant to be now when you're a kid, because
31:39
Speaker 5: yours like Buffy when you're a kid.
31:42
Speaker 1: Never was.
31:45
Speaker 3: I didn't have like a weird the teenage king. I
31:47
Speaker 3: was like, oh, you were.
31:50
Speaker 6: You told me you were like really into Buffy and
31:52
Speaker 6: also into love. What was her name?
31:56
Speaker 1: Love hewittt Yes, Hallie Berry, Cally Berry?
32:02
Speaker 6: Wow?
32:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the harry A double seven?
32:06
Speaker 5: Okay? Do you have a different one now?
32:12
Speaker 3: You did?
32:13
Speaker 4: You?
32:13
Speaker 6: Did you have anyone else written down?
32:14
Speaker 3: Not really?
32:15
Speaker 1: Not really?
32:16
Speaker 3: That's not well, Like I don't know these days. These
32:19
Speaker 3: days you.
32:21
Speaker 2: Like the chick on that movie tonight?
32:23
Speaker 6: You always talk about Sandra Sully.
32:26
Speaker 3: That was She's beautiful Sandra Sally. I do love, I love.
32:33
Speaker 1: I just want to go for news reader.
32:36
Speaker 3: Whenever I see sand I'm always.
32:38
Speaker 5: Like, he loves Sandra Sully and I am convinced that
32:41
Speaker 5: he has a romantic crush on Sandra Sully.
32:43
Speaker 1: I've seen.
32:44
Speaker 6: Yeah, I understand why.
32:46
Speaker 1: Okay, what's matt'shidden down?
32:47
Speaker 6: Not hidden? Matt tells everyone about the things that he's
32:49
Speaker 6: good at.
32:49
Speaker 1: What are you good?
32:50
Speaker 5: You know your talents are many, but they're not hidden.
32:53
Speaker 5: What's your hidden talent?
32:54
Speaker 1: What's one that's like no one really knows about it?
32:56
Speaker 1: You can't even think of one, your lack of foreskin.
33:00
Speaker 3: I don't really have any any hidden talent.
33:03
Speaker 6: Now, that's that's also the problem.
33:05
Speaker 4: We're very good at sports. You're very Actually, here's one.
33:08
Speaker 4: You're very fast.
33:10
Speaker 5: He's very fast, he's very fit. But I don't think
33:12
Speaker 5: that talent is hidden.
33:13
Speaker 6: It's long.
33:14
Speaker 4: It was hidden from me, and I was like, oh,
33:16
Speaker 4: ratio with my centipede legs and you took off fast stumpy.
33:24
Speaker 5: Matt is like, he's very athletic. But I feel like
33:26
Speaker 5: that that's kind of relatively finish.
33:29
Speaker 1: There was a fire in my fucking between my thighs.
33:31
Speaker 2: I'm sensing sprint racers tomorrow. No, on the sand, you
33:36
Speaker 2: can race Oscar. He's pretty quick.
33:38
Speaker 1: Here's quick? What's wine?
33:39
Speaker 3: Very quick?
33:40
Speaker 1: I don't think it's hidden. I don't know you play
33:42
Speaker 1: the guitar.
33:43
Speaker 5: He tried to serenade us today because you renamed a
33:48
Speaker 5: cold Play song.
33:49
Speaker 1: No, what did you call it?
33:52
Speaker 3: Airplane by?
33:56
Speaker 6: And it was I'm leaving on a poop plane for.
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Speaker 1: The kids, Not wasn't for you. I wrote down that
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Speaker 1: I can solve a Ruby's cuban under a minute.
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Speaker 3: That's very good, But I would say not many people
34:10
Speaker 3: would know that Ash can play guitar and sing. That's hidden?
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Speaker 1: What do you mean? Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Like no, literally, only me and Oscar and Macy know
34:19
Speaker 2: that that's.
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Speaker 3: True, right, these ones are I've lost track who's winning.
34:24
Speaker 3: It's a tie. I reckon.
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Speaker 1: There's no winners and losers around here.
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Speaker 3: Mate, We're all having fun, right, guys, this is the
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Speaker 3: best time. I laugh.
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Speaker 1: This was really changed, just your stance because you wanted
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Speaker 1: to win. You're like, I'm winning this.
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Speaker 6: No, I'm getting bloated.
34:37
Speaker 4: So I.
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Speaker 6: Half a glass of wine.
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Speaker 5: I could feel my I was like, I under my
34:43
Speaker 5: pants or do I just put are in front of myself?
34:45
Speaker 6: As with each other?
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Speaker 3: Guys, we have four questions left. Okay, these are all
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Speaker 3: travel based. This will decide which couple knows the other
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Speaker 3: partner the best. April? Do you remember your first holiday
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Speaker 3: to get without kids?
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Speaker 2: First holiday? I'm going to say, so we got together.
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Speaker 2: Sorry I'm doing a history. Well I'm literally thinking thirteen
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Speaker 2: years ago. So we got together in April, and I
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Speaker 2: reckon in thirteen.
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Speaker 1: Years in April?
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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I got it. You were a cute in
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Speaker 6: the month of April.
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Speaker 1: So I say in April anyway, fact whatever.
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Speaker 2: I think our first holiday was overseas?
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Speaker 1: No, was it not? Remember we went to see my parents.
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Speaker 1: Is that a holiday? It's a nightmare.
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Speaker 2: I think that was a, let's go meet your parents?
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Speaker 1: Wore suit?
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Speaker 6: Did you?
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Speaker 1: Okay? Laura?
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Speaker 3: It was our first holiday.
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Speaker 6: Our first holiday technically was to.
35:54
Speaker 3: Thailand after bachel.
35:57
Speaker 5: After Bachelor we went to one of your friends weddings
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Speaker 5: into Womba.
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Speaker 6: That was our first trip together.
36:04
Speaker 5: And then we went on our first actual holiday just
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Speaker 5: us as a couple, to Bali.
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Speaker 3: Yes, very good. I couldn't remember any of that.
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Speaker 6: Well, it was great. What did you write to Womba?
36:14
Speaker 6: Where was to Woomba Queensland?
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Speaker 3: Not to disrespect anyone from to Womba.
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Speaker 6: But we had a great time. I mean, you don't
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Speaker 6: remember it, but it was beautiful.
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Speaker 4: What do you think Matt's dream holiday is without kids.
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Speaker 6: To go to Malta, to go to Europe or Greece, to.
36:32
Speaker 4: The farmer's markets, to go to the farmers much and
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Speaker 4: then straight to the closest fish restaurant.
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Speaker 6: And go to the gym.
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Speaker 5: No, it would be if it didn't have kids. It
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Speaker 5: would be to go to Greece or he was about Malta.
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Speaker 5: He's been there and he thought it was amazing. But yeah,
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Speaker 5: I don't think that that's going to happen for a
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Speaker 5: while without kids.
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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, this would be the mal dives surfing closed.
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Speaker 1: I said, Indonesia. It's just the same thing.
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Speaker 3: What was the first family holiday that you took?
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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I feel like this is I'm at a
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Speaker 2: disadvantage because I feel like you would have had time
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Speaker 2: to think about this.
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Speaker 1: That's part of the game, mate.
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Speaker 2: First family holiday wouldn't have just been down south. Nope,
37:14
Speaker 2: was six months when we went down South.
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Speaker 1: For Rihanna's wedding. You could be right, Yeah, I'm right.
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Speaker 4: I remember is we went to Byron and remember that
37:25
Speaker 4: the car seat we got was too big, so we
37:27
Speaker 4: patted it out with towners from the hotel.
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Speaker 1: That's right, that will be safe when we kept and
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Speaker 1: we kept the towns.
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Speaker 5: Our first trip was to Europe with Marley. She was
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Speaker 5: three months old.
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Speaker 2: We're like Barron Bay.
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Speaker 1: We went down to the shopping centerp.
37:52
Speaker 6: I was doing a job.
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Speaker 5: I was working for Next, who's like a clothing brand,
37:56
Speaker 5: and they wanted to do They wanted us to go
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Speaker 5: over there and work over there, but I just had
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Speaker 5: Marley and I was like, well, obviously I'm only going
38:03
Speaker 5: to go if Matt can come, if Marley can come.
38:06
Speaker 6: And we all flew.
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Speaker 5: There on next So it was a great. Remotely it
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Speaker 5: was a fantastic holiday. That was a job so great,
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Speaker 5: and then we went on actual holiday.
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Speaker 3: One of the best holidays we've had.
38:17
Speaker 5: It was and it was before the time when you
38:18
Speaker 5: could like not travel with kids. Everyone everyone was like
38:21
Speaker 5: traveling with a newborn, that's insane, way would you do it?
38:23
Speaker 5: But she was actually amazing. She slept the whole time.
38:25
Speaker 5: We had the most amazing holiday. And then when she
38:28
Speaker 5: turned one, I was like, oh you could. You could
38:29
Speaker 5: never do this, that would be Helena.
38:31
Speaker 2: We've never been a travel with Oscar, like if we did,
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Speaker 2: like Europe with Oscar, no way.
38:35
Speaker 1: You can't even drive.
38:40
Speaker 4: If the GPS changes one minute goes you know, you
38:42
Speaker 4: hit traffic goes from like twenty four minutes to twenty
38:44
Speaker 4: five gus.
38:45
Speaker 1: It said twenty four minute ago.
38:47
Speaker 2: Had you spoken about Oscar's not yet yet?
38:50
Speaker 1: I was like, first of all, how do you know
38:53
Speaker 1: what a minute is? And then I was like, also.
38:56
Speaker 3: Butt out.
38:57
Speaker 2: He's obsessed with numbers, so he loves what it like.
39:00
Speaker 2: He'll literally send his car seat and he's like, what
39:02
Speaker 2: is it, I can.
39:03
Speaker 1: See twenty four minutes twenty five minutes, Yeah, and it
39:06
Speaker 1: goes back up its freaks the out.
39:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, April, what does ASH think that your travel weakness
39:12
Speaker 3: would be?
39:13
Speaker 2: I think just not having a routine, Like I'm like, yeah, what,
39:18
Speaker 2: you've got no sense of direction? Oh yeah, I'm I
39:23
Speaker 2: don't even have sense of direction at home? How many
39:26
Speaker 2: have sense of direction traveling?
39:27
Speaker 1: What direction does the sun rise? I know this one
39:30
Speaker 1: go east?
39:31
Speaker 3: Good job, I didn't know that.
39:33
Speaker 1: You didn't know that.
39:35
Speaker 2: I knew that.
39:39
Speaker 3: I knew that.
39:40
Speaker 2: I knew that because we've always grown up on the
39:42
Speaker 2: beaches and I always knew it.
39:43
Speaker 6: Rose.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, thank you for saying that.
39:47
Speaker 2: It is for once we get a mustard.
39:50
Speaker 6: What's my trouble weakness? I actually don't know. I don't know.
39:54
Speaker 5: Everything's chaos, But I don't know what you would think
39:56
Speaker 5: would be.
39:59
Speaker 1: Not shower r I went to India or didn't wash
40:02
Speaker 1: my food?
40:03
Speaker 6: Actually no, I washed myself a lot more in India.
40:05
Speaker 6: It's very sweaty, very humid.
40:08
Speaker 3: Get that India, I would say it would be the
40:11
Speaker 3: fact that you don't unpack your suitcase once you come home.
40:14
Speaker 6: You neither, do you, though.
40:16
Speaker 1: It's not about me, that's a man's right.
40:20
Speaker 6: Also, we're not even on holidays anymore so, that's not
40:22
Speaker 6: really a track. Do you leave it for however long
40:25
Speaker 6: it takes?
40:26
Speaker 2: Oh my god, like a week. I get home, I
40:29
Speaker 2: put the load of washing.
40:31
Speaker 5: Well, usually I try and do the washing before I leave.
40:33
Speaker 5: So often it's clean stuff that's in there, and it's
40:35
Speaker 5: still and I just leave out of it for at
40:37
Speaker 5: least a fortnight and then and then I put it
40:39
Speaker 5: away smart.
40:41
Speaker 1: I'm with you, all right.
40:43
Speaker 6: Sometimes I just zip it back up if we have
40:46
Speaker 6: people coming over, instead of putting somewhere, just zip it
40:47
Speaker 6: all back in.
40:49
Speaker 1: We just moved and I threw a whole bag of
40:51
Speaker 1: stuff out.
40:52
Speaker 2: I won't go to bed until it's all done, no
40:54
Speaker 2: matter what time I get home.
40:55
Speaker 6: Wow.
40:55
Speaker 1: I had a backpack of stuff from Perth. Throw it out? Wow,
41:00
Speaker 1: because I was like five through that.
41:01
Speaker 6: Do you know what was in it?
41:03
Speaker 5: Or are you gonna it's gonna be like two weeks
41:04
Speaker 5: time and you're gonna be like, oh wow, I really
41:06
Speaker 5: want that shirt.
41:06
Speaker 6: Then you're like I think it was Yeah.
41:08
Speaker 2: Your mentality is like I just buy it, okay, Well
41:11
Speaker 2: that must be nice.
41:13
Speaker 1: You can't.
41:14
Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
41:15
Speaker 1: No one's throwing a shop.
41:16
Speaker 5: No one's all shut up, No one's throwing away a
41:18
Speaker 5: whole suitcase because they.
41:19
Speaker 1: Can't be bothered to put it away. I said, backpack,
41:22
Speaker 1: it's very different. Oh sorry, sorry, Sev. Backpack. All right,
41:27
Speaker 1: last question, this is the last one.
41:29
Speaker 3: This is this is a tiebreaker.
41:31
Speaker 1: I think, what do you think Matt thinks your travel
41:34
Speaker 1: strength is.
41:35
Speaker 5: I think I'm relatively adaptable, so like if things don't
41:39
Speaker 5: go to plan.
41:40
Speaker 4: You always check whatever, You always check your feet can
41:42
Speaker 4: fit in the sink where things.
41:43
Speaker 5: Often don't go to plan. When we traveled together, because
41:47
Speaker 5: we're both quite unorganized.
41:48
Speaker 1: That's more organized than I.
41:50
Speaker 6: He's much more organized than I am. Matt's like the booker.
41:53
Speaker 5: He's the one who almost the holiday and I'm a
41:55
Speaker 5: holiday princess.
41:56
Speaker 6: I just rock up and I'm like, where do you
41:57
Speaker 6: point me? Like where's the fridge with the rose?
42:00
Speaker 1: Where you point me? Stop?
42:05
Speaker 6: So often things go wrong, but I'm always okay with that.
42:08
Speaker 6: I don't care.
42:09
Speaker 5: Like recently when we went I had to go to
42:12
Speaker 5: India with my sister for work, and we rocked up
42:13
Speaker 5: at the airport and her visa had expired, which meant
42:16
Speaker 5: she could no longer travel to India and I had
42:17
Speaker 5: to travel by myself. And I was like, it's cool. Whatever,
42:20
Speaker 5: you'll get there in a couple of days. Like, I
42:21
Speaker 5: feel like I'm very go with the flow when things
42:23
Speaker 5: go back.
42:25
Speaker 6: What do you think it is?
42:26
Speaker 3: Totally agree? It would take a lot to derail you.
42:29
Speaker 6: To rattle me.
42:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think.
42:31
Speaker 6: I'm just here for a good time, guys for.
42:33
Speaker 3: A good time. And I probably now would like to
42:35
Speaker 3: rethink the travel weakness, because that would maybe be it
42:39
Speaker 3: is the fact that you're just like whatever.
42:41
Speaker 6: I know you better than you know you about me.
42:44
Speaker 1: Wait, so you're saying that her weakness.
42:46
Speaker 9: Is I would say, now I'm rethinking the weakness would
42:53
Speaker 9: be the fact that you're not so detail orientated.
42:57
Speaker 3: But I know that I know that I could throw
42:59
Speaker 3: you in any country, any situation, and you'd be like sweet,
43:03
Speaker 3: hit the ground, absolutely running.
43:04
Speaker 6: What did you think it was?
43:05
Speaker 1: Like? What was that? No?
43:07
Speaker 6: No, you wrote something down?
43:08
Speaker 3: No, No, I didn't write anything down.
43:10
Speaker 1: Once he's me and i'm him, it's all up here. Yeah.
43:14
Speaker 5: See, so you had nothing planned and you just went
43:16
Speaker 5: with whatever I said then and you're like, yeah, that's
43:18
Speaker 5: a good answer.
43:18
Speaker 6: I'll agree. Is that what just happened?
43:20
Speaker 1: We'll be right, We'll be right back April. What do
43:26
Speaker 1: you think I think your travel strengths are my organizational skills.
43:31
Speaker 1: It's so fucking annoying.
43:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, I goes down in the complete a second.
43:35
Speaker 5: We were traveled together so well, April color.
43:39
Speaker 1: I wrote this specifically organized annoyingly. So oh yeah, I'm not.
43:47
Speaker 2: I'm not like listening to you. I'm like, is something
43:51
Speaker 2: lows up?
43:51
Speaker 5: I'm like, fuck, so iron tis I'm so maybe because
43:55
Speaker 5: I'm a middle child, but I'm so used to traveling
43:56
Speaker 5: with my sister, and she is very a personality, so
44:00
Speaker 5: it's almost conditioned me to be the opposite. So I
44:03
Speaker 5: know that if I'm traveling with her, which I do
44:04
Speaker 5: for work a lot, I just don't organize anything because
44:07
Speaker 5: she has an idea and she also doesn't like.
44:11
Speaker 1: No.
44:12
Speaker 5: But funnily enough, the reason for that is because she
44:14
Speaker 5: was so organized.
44:15
Speaker 1: So she with she's out organized herself.
44:18
Speaker 5: So with India, you've got you get a thirty day visa, right,
44:21
Speaker 5: but that visa is only applicable for thirty days from
44:24
Speaker 5: the day that you apply.
44:25
Speaker 6: But she applied for it thinking and you still have
44:27
Speaker 6: to submit your dates.
44:28
Speaker 5: Remember that she applied with the dates that she was traveling,
44:31
Speaker 5: thinking that the visa was approved for the dates that
44:33
Speaker 5: were specified.
44:34
Speaker 1: She did so early, but she did it so so.
44:36
Speaker 6: Early that it had expired.
44:42
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good at reading reading fine print.
44:45
Speaker 6: Give but I reckon. I reckon.
44:50
Speaker 5: We would travel great like Unfortunately, April do all of
44:53
Speaker 5: the organizing and probably be very resentful by the end
44:55
Speaker 5: of it.
44:55
Speaker 1: But I'd be like she also, do all your watching.
45:00
Speaker 6: Can you come back.
45:03
Speaker 1: Except except of your feet.
45:06
Speaker 3: It's a time.
45:10
Speaker 6: I think these guys know each other better.
45:12
Speaker 3: Well, that is it. I can't believe the kids haven't
45:18
Speaker 3: worken up. We're at the top of the house.
45:20
Speaker 6: And they probably have.
45:21
Speaker 5: We're so far away from their room we wouldn't know
45:23
Speaker 5: if the cashery got them or not.
45:25
Speaker 7: The cashery the cashuwary, okay, the cash weary.
45:29
Speaker 3: But that's the end of this episode. We're going to
45:31
Speaker 3: go to bed.
45:33
Speaker 1: I'm going to watch the end of the football.
45:35
Speaker 6: Thanks so much for having us, guys.
45:36
Speaker 3: It's been a pleasure.
45:38
Speaker 1: This isn't my house.
45:39
Speaker 5: Can I request having some headphones next time if I
45:41
Speaker 5: ever make it back on here?
45:42
Speaker 3: Absolutely, April, any requests.
45:45
Speaker 2: No, I just won't be back on more.
45:47
Speaker 6: Rose, Yes you will. You say this now this is
45:49
Speaker 6: your second one, And.
45:50
Speaker 1: Then she listened to herself.
45:53
Speaker 3: Good very funny.
45:55
Speaker 1: Don't tell people that.
45:56
Speaker 3: Very funny, Laura. If people have liked this episode, what
45:59
Speaker 3: should they do?
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Speaker 1: Two Doting Dads. Yes, in the creep section.
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Speaker 3: And we'll get out of here.
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 6: That's it from us, guys.
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Speaker 2: Thanks nay, guys, I'm a little bit tipsy.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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