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Elouise Eftos: James Bond, Provincial Perth?, Heckle Proof, London Dungeon, Method Schmethod I Ep. 25 · Rich Fulcher's TalkBox

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  Whiskey. Hi.
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  It's Rich Vulture here. Rich Vulture stock box.
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  That's why you're on this channel.
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  And you know what? This episode is going to blow
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  your socks away. It's Eloise Eftas.
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  She's an Australian comic. She's just finished her London
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  tour and she's about to go back to Australia, so we're going to
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  talk about her flight. No other stuff.
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  There's loads of stuff we talk about.
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  I'm serious, watch it now. Now I have
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  a diabetes. Oh, hi.
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  Oh my God. Really, Eloise, it's.
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  Eloise Yeah, you've got that right.
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  How are you? How are you so good to?
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  See you. It's weird.
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  I can't. Believe we're here.
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  I know. It's it's a cave.
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  It's a nice. Cave, A little cave.
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  How long have you been here waiting for me?
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  About a year. Oh that's so nice.
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  Wait wait. God I love that this is.
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  Cheers to that. Cheers.
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  I'll drink to that. Little sip, Pinky's out.
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  Pinky's out, don't be stupid. You want a straw?
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  No. No, I like, I like.
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  I feel like we're in James Bond. Don't you feel I'm a bit OK?
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  Sean Connery's here. What the hell?
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  Do that again. Yeah, I'm James Bond.
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  That's not bad. That's bad.
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  I worked. On it.
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  That's the best I've ever heard I it's.
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  Fucking good. It's fucking James Bond, is that
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  good? Yeah.
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  Fuck off, Fuck off, Moneypenny. That's not bad.
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  People don't want me to know James Bond because I'm hot, but
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  I do. Why do they not want you to
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  know? James Because they don't want me
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  to know like films and I like studied film.
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  You shall not know films. That's what they say, that's
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  what they say, But I'll probably be a Bond girl one day.
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  What is I'm not going to pressure you, but what is one of
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  your top three films? You know, can I actually, this
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  is actually quite like perfect because we're in London, isn't
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  it? Is that bad that I said like
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  that? We don't like to say, but this
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  podcast is in London. This is we're recording this in
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  London. OK, so get over it.
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  Everyone's yelling at us about it.
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  They don't want to know where it is specifically.
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  Oh, they don't want to know it. We don't want to.
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  We're like this. No, no, no.
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  We're in the Bahamas. As you can see.
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  I think we're recording this in the Bahamas.
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  Yeah, I like it. We're like the one this in like
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  an ice and like a igloo. Can you that is that culturally
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  it's. Kind of an igloo.
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  I like it. We should do this a bit and go
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  like we're cold. Like so top three.
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  One of my top three. Bendelite Beckham.
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  Oh, I was trying to get my kids to watch that.
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  You have to get them to watch. That's old.
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  That's an old. Movie.
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  That's one of the best movies of all time.
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  Keira Knightley. Keira Knightley.
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  Young Keira Knightley. We've got Paminda Nagra, we've
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  got Jonathan Rhys Meyer. Jonathan Ross.
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  Who's actually he's Oyerish. Yeah, he's he's hot.
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  He's hot and he's hot and thank you for saying that because not
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  many people want to admit that. But it's one of my favourite
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  films and it actually made me want to play football, really.
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  It May, and I knew. It growing up.
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  Yeah, and I did play. And you guys, you probably don't
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  believe me. You.
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  Bent it. I bent it like Beckham.
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  No, but did you go out in the backyard and kick the?
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  Ball yeah, my dad and I go and we'd be like, go to the park and
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  I go like this. You go like this.
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  And also it's and I go like this and I would head I would head of
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  the ball and I would do I would do you know Chester and I go
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  corner like that. I'm kicking it.
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  I'm kicking, I go penalty shootout.
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  I'm using my hands and then they said and they.
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  Can't do that. And I went, Oh yeah.
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  And I and then I learnt the rules, I learnt the.
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  Offside rules, yeah. So many rules these days.
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  Yeah, we back there. Not so, not so many rules, but I
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  that is one of my favourites. It's a.
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  Good. One I also feel like.
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  Sports movies are good. We love I.
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  Like Rocky. Now here's another one.
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  It's before your time. It's called Breaking Bad.
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  No breaking away. Breaking away it's.
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  About bicycling. I love bicycling.
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  I've never heard anyone say that like that and I will continue to
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  bicycling. Hey guys, are you watching the
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  Tour de France are doing bicycling They're.
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  Bicycling. Bicycling.
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  Bicycling. We're bicycling today.
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  We're doing bicycling because they are French, so they have to
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  do the two difference. What the hell?
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  I'm so good at that. How many languages do you speak?
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  Technically, like English is my fluent, but I can speak a little
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  bit of Italian. Yes, true.
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  Good day, mate. How you going?
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  What? That's what that's true.
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  That's what that was. You wouldn't get that.
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  You wouldn't get that American. Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, dude,
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  yeah, dude, for sure. Yeah, dude, you go to.
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  The park or what are? You going to the park or?
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  I say, see it on Venice Beach, dude.
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  Yeah. And then I actually can speak a
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  little bit of Italian. OK.
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  Ciao. Como este.
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  That's good. My voice changes.
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  It goes a bit. Man.
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  Is this true? I'm actually sexy for this
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  podcast. I'm sorry.
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  Where we have a lot of sex in this podcast.
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  Do you sexiness? Sexiness.
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  That's not what I I thought that I came in to bring that.
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  No, you do. But I'm just telling you it's
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  not something that we're not used to.
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  Oh, OK, this is me, Yeah. We're used to a lot.
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  Sure, sure. This is me.
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  You don't have to like, you don't have to like compliment
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  other comedians. Like, do you know what I mean?
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  No, that's what I mean. I can also speak a bit of Greek
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  as well. Sorry, 'cause I am a Greek
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  Macedonia. I can speak a bit of Greek in
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  Macedonia but I'm not fluent like.
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  Well, you were born in Australia.
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  I was born in Australia, Perth, WA Nice.
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  And then I I moved to Sydney and now I technically live in
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  Sydney. What would somebody from Perth,
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  what would be a a specific trait somebody from Perth would have
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  that Australians would know about?
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  Like I was gonna say something producing like close minded.
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  No, I love Perth, we love the beach.
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  Like I live 5 my parents live 5 minute walk from the beach.
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  I grew up. I love the way you drink that
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  I'm. Covering it up.
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  Ohh I'll do the same. Yeah, yeah.
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  Please do. I love this is amazing.
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  Yeah, no, but Perth, I feel like Perth is cute, but it's a little
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  bit like maybe they're a bit not as it's not a bigger, it's not a
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  bigger city. So they're not as open minded
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  maybe. And they're like, you get, you
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  get married and you have kids. But they have a Comedy Festival
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  though. They do.
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  Have you been? No, I wanted to go.
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  Don't go. Don't go no, if I'm there, go,
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  we'll have fun. I'll show you around like, but
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  at the same time it's a bit OK, that sounds mean.
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  I think people don't like. I like it, yeah.
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  I mean you, you don't maybe not want to live there your whole
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  life. Well, it's like a bit if you
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  were going to raise kids, yeah. Perfect place to be if you were
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  like, going to get married and, like, work as, like an
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  accountant or, you know, work as a surf lifesaver because we have
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  like, sharks and things there. And like, do you like sharks?
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  You would love. You would love that.
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  There's like the shark alarm goes off and everyone gets out
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  of the water and. They go shark alarm.
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  Oh. My God, that would be your job.
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  And then you're just standing, but you're like this on the edge
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  of the jetty looking out I. Do that a lot.
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  Sexy, that is. That's the sexiness.
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  I love that. I love that.
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  I feel like you would kill it as a like you would kill it as a
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  shark alarm lifeguard and you'll have to wear speedos so and.
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  That's going great. That's fine.
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  Whereas I would love to move to London and I'm probably going to
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  work at the London Dungeon. Like I would kill it at the
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  London Dungeon. So here's the thing, you've
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  already done all your your comedy gigs and stuff and you're
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  about to go on the plane. Yeah, back to Australia.
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  Yeah. So you have nothing to promote?
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  Except for like. Cut it, Kenny.
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  That's no, but get this. Get this.
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  Yeah, they're obsessed with me here.
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  In light of where we are, they're like this quick, can you
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  cut? Can you come back, please,
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  Please can you come back? And I'm going, OK, flirting.
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  I'm like, can everyone relax? You're playing hard to.
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  Get I'm like this I've got I'm like this I've I've actually got
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  to go and they go No, don't, please don't.
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  We'd love you here. Please don't.
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  I've got. A ticket.
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  I've got to listen to me. I got a one way ticket back.
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  I've got to go back home. I'm on Qantas, I'm about to go.
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  Yes, I've got to go, I've got to go.
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  But they're they're like this, they're going please, please
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  come back. And I actually, I'm going to
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  come back and I'll invite you guys to the show.
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  It's called Australia's first attractive comedian.
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  It got nominated for best new Chrome.
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  So embarrassed about it. I'm really.
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  Embarrassed about it? This awful lot of female comics.
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  And I'm, well, no, because I find it funny when people think
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  I said female. I never said female.
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  Oh, there's the loop. It could be a dude, Yeah.
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  Or non binary. So you're saying?
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  Or they them joining me? The guys are ugly.
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  Yeah, so suck my ass, that's what I'm saying.
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  Who's the ugliest Australian comic?
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  There's a long list. Shit, no.
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  That's so mean, me saying that, but at the same time, it's like
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  it really rubbed people the wrong way that I called myself
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  that. And then that's what the the
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  inspiration for the show came and it was really funny because
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  it's like comedians are so serious they can't take a joke.
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  Do you know Adam Briggs the rapper guy?
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  Yes. Yeah, he's a comedy writer.
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  He's awesome. He's the best, Yeah, we love,
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  but he hung. Out he was in LA, we hung out.
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  Why? Why aren't we hanging out in LA?
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  Why are we in this cave? I like The Cave.
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  This is a bit LA. Is that why you have that?
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  So you can be like you in LA? You like this little?
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  Bit of LA, little bit of London, little bit of, little bit of
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  ball. Baston, Massachusetts.
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  Yeah, What's the Massachusetts? King Whiskey.
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  Packing rescue. But isn't like Massachusetts.
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  What's that accent? It's like this Wikipesa.
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  Back you can you. Back you can you have a jad What
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  the I'm sorry. Yeah, the car is aware.
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  The car's aware. Don't you have Aquitic?
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  Rich, be careful. Careful, Rich.
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  Rich, is that you? Is that grown?
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  Watch out, Rich, for the yeah. Do people call you rich?
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  Rich. Do people call you Richie Rich?
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  Some people do. They should.
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  Initially when they're trying to be really funny and.
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  This is you, we get it. This is you.
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  Stop training. It's a cartoon.
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  I get it. If I said, if I said and that's
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  why I don't like cricket, would you be like embarrassed?
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  Yes, 'cause. That's this is me.
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  I'm a big Bush fan. No, that's all right.
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  I'm, I'm actually, I'm like, I can't say that and that's why I
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  don't like cricket. But usually now the Bush fans
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  are a bit older. Now they're like.
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  What are you trying to say? Love the Bush and my grandkids.
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  Love the Bush. My grandkids love the Bush as
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  well and it's OK old man, no. But but it's like you get
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  generations because it's been 20 years now.
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  Do you miss it? Yes.
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  Do you miss the Safari we? We.
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  I have it. Do you have it?
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  Yeah. OK, let's get it out.
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  Can you imagine if you were like this great.
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  And I ripped and we're like. And I started crying and I was
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  going Oh my God, it's the best thing in my life.
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  Yeah, and it was a make a wish thing that you had actually
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  asked. Yeah, I actually had asked.
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  That's nice. Stop.
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  I was doing Oh no, but great. So you were talking about that?
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  So you are going back, but your run here went really, really
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  well it. Wouldn't be crazy.
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  People are like. Why do you think people like?
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  I think people like me because they're going, what the hell
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  they're going. I don't know what to make of
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  you. I think that people like.
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  Right. Kenny.
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  Yeah. Kenny.
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  Kenny over there. Hi Kenny, can you so sweet?
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  I think people are scared of sexy feminine things, but
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  they're intrigued by them, so they're going, wait a minute,
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  you're sexy and funny. It's like a cobra.
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  Yeah, I'm fascinated. But she might be kind of deadly,
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  right? You're going to sting.
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  So you. Don't get heckled, I.
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  I do you hackle. Proof and then.
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  Well, I always have like something to say because I'm
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  always like very like I do high status.
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  I don't do self deprecating. I think that makes British
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  people a little bit scared and they're going.
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  I think in America they're going to be a bit more like this.
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  Yeah, fuck yeah. But in Britain they're like
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  this. They're going, is she, is she
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  going to do? Is she going to make fun of
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  herself yet? But I don't you kind.
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  Of sometimes are expected to make fun of yourself.
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  That's comedy. That's what they say self.
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  Deprecation, yeah. And that's.
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  Why as a as a woman in comedy, I was like the most punk rock
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  thing I can do is not do self deprecating pretty good and go
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  on stage and go I'm way too hot to do this because.
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  That's the trend was to be self deprecating, but you're going
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  back. I'm doing the.
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  Opposite. I'm going.
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  I'm a bit Don Rickles. Okay, you like to cut people
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  down. I'm like this.
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  Try me. Yeah.
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  And I'm a bit racist as well, yeah.
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  Okay, no I'm not. I love Don Rickles.
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  I miss him. Rest in peace.
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  I like to. Watch the clips of him on the
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  talk shows when he talks. About Frank, Fun of Everything
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  talks about Sinatra and he goes, I'm trying to eat Frank.
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  Remember when you did that bit to Ohhh?
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  Yeah, guys, I'm talking ohh. It's a classic.
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  Bit look it up. Look it up guys.
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  You should actually look that up after you listen to this,
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  though. You fucking like what are you
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  gonna cut this your it's an education.
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  I'm so I had a really great run. I Edinburgh was crazy.
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  I sold out. You did.
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  That I did Edinburgh. I got nominated for best
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  newcomer and I Congrats. I feel embarrassed I'm talking
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  about it. That's amazing.
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  Thank you. Yeah, and then Soho Theatre run,
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  I sold out the whole run. I can't believe I'm so
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  embarrassed about it. And then are you embarrassed for
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  me? Yes.
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  And then I also also, I don't just do stand up in my show.
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  What you're doing, you're basically saying all this.
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  I'm also going. I'm way too like, I know you
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  guys are, you know, I know you guys are thinking like, what the
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  hell is she doing here? And I'm way too hard to do
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  comedy. That's how I open my show.
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  What are people? Gonna say what are they gonna
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  say they're. Gonna go no, you're not.
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  And I go, OK, you would say that, you ugly freak.
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  Like it's kind of come. Back or I go.
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  Sorry, I can't understand you. I don't speak white trash.
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  My God. I've got to do that.
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  Come on. And also I sing and dance and
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  play different characters in my show.
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  So I feel like if you like I, I dance as like a fembot at the
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  end of my show and there's like smoke comes out of my bra and I
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  people can't really Heckle that, no.
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  No smoke? No, no.
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  Smoking. Imagine if they said that and.
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  Safety. OK, everyone's so conservative
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  these days. People are I think people are
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  scared of sexy things, but they but they want it's like the
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  green Eminem. Remember they they ruined the
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  green Eminem. They were like, that's it.
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  She can't wear go go boots and and and pose like what happened
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  with. The green M and Amagana they
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  tried to. Put her in like sensible
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  sneakers and. She has to stand.
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  She has to stand like this, not like this, which is so it's like
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  a little bit. It's so boring, but I think they
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  did that for feminism though, like and we as women had to go.
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  Thanks for that. That's really helped.
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  That's really changed things for us.
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  But I I just. I just think.
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  That, you know, we we need to maybe go back to the olden days,
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  like where men would cat call like cartoons.
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  You know what I mean? No, like we walk down the street
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  and instead of a guy going nice tits, he goes like I, I, yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  And your eyes. Come out, yes, and your tongue
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  rolls out and become stairs. How cool would that be?
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  Oh my God, that's a really good one.
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  I need to do that one again. I need to practise that one.
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  That's a grill I'm going to do. You want to bring that?
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  Back, yeah. It's better than what a guy
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  going no, it's like better than what if they.
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  Didn't say anything. You'd rather get a reaction, but
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  you know, I mean when you. Look like this when you I see
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  what you're. Trying to do here, it's not my.
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  Fault. You've got an.
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  Act. You've got a good act, do you?
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  Like it. Yeah, I'll, I'll invite you to
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  the show. And I and I do like a bit where
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  like I in my show, where I whenever I talk to the crowd, I
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  move in slow motion. Dreamweaver starts playing and
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  like, and then it cuts and I go, are you guys listening to me?
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  Because they don't listen to me because they say don't be sexy
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  on stage. They're going like this.
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  And I'm going hello, Dreamweaver.
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  Yeah. And I go like that if you're
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  listening to this and not watching the video, which is
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  weird if you are, I'm moving in slow motion and then it cut
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  like, do you know what I mean? So that's that's sort of, you
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  know, it's I've sort of put it all on the audience.
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  I'm like, you guys are objectifying me.
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  OK, You're. Gonna get on the plane and
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  you're gonna watch 3 Ryan Reynolds movies?
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  How did you? Know yeah 'cause.
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  They're so good. Maybe.
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  Gosling, maybe Gosling. They're always.
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  On the plane, though, they love. Ryan Reynolds movies on the
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  plane. Yeah, Ryan.
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  'S any Ryan Ryan's if? You're a Ryan.
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  Get a movie on a plane. I'll watch and you'll kill it.
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  I talked. About this with someone I'll
• 17:36
  watch the most boring films on a plane what's your.
• 17:39
  Favourite boring film you've watched on a plane?
• 17:42
  The one about the popes, you know, right?
• 17:45
  Yeah. What was it called?
• 17:47
  The. Conclave conclave I watched.
• 17:50
  That on a plane. I've never watched it.
• 17:51
  I loved it and you loved. It Yeah.
• 17:53
  Guys and dresses eating your. Dinner and your.
• 17:57
  Triangular wedge of cheese. Wedge of cheese.
• 18:00
  And and you're having a little did you have a whiskey as well?
• 18:02
  Why you had it? I had a.
• 18:03
  Whiskey. No, I had a wine.
• 18:05
  Beautiful. I don't drink on planes.
• 18:07
  Oh, don't spit it up. This is good whiskey.
• 18:10
  It's good. Is this who did this?
• 18:11
  I think. It's Jamison's, but they're not
• 18:13
  a sponsor yet. So well, you guys.
• 18:16
  Better hurry up get. One do you know who this?
• 18:18
  Is you fucking hello? Hello, you're on the.
• 18:24
  Plane and then you get to us to what's your goal After that I go
• 18:27
  in Australia. And I go, yeah, like that.
• 18:30
  I, I stand, I stand at the, I don't know if you can see if I,
• 18:33
  but I'm standing like this. I go, I get off the tarmac and I
• 18:36
  go. I'm here, Perth.
• 18:39
  Well, no, I go. Sydney, I'm here.
• 18:41
  Sydney I go. Sydney, I'm here.
• 18:43
  And and then I, they, they all go like this.
• 18:45
  And I go, let's make something happen.
• 18:48
  And I'm doing a few TV things and then I'm doing some shows at
• 18:51
  the Opera House. I know.
• 18:52
  Nice. Yeah.
• 18:53
  Crazy you were so. Casual about that, yeah, it's
• 18:56
  just the. Opera House, Sydney Opera House.
• 18:58
  You know I played the Opera. House, how did you feel?
• 19:00
  Yeah, good. It's pretty sick.
• 19:01
  I. Felt Opera.
• 19:02
  It's quite you. Were like this oh.
• 19:04
  Luciano. Pavarotti, you felt you would
• 19:07
  kill it. You should play him in a biopic.
• 19:09
  Pavarotti, I'll teach you some. Italian.
• 19:14
  That's no, that's a compliment. Like did you?
• 19:15
  Oh wait, do you think that's a read Do.
• 19:19
  You compare that. Is and that's can we Kenny, can
• 19:23
  we make sure we cut? That's actually the audition
• 19:25
  tape. You got something, kid.
• 19:27
  You've yes, you got something, kid.
• 19:29
  I don't know what it, but you got it.
• 19:31
  You're going to be star. That's you.
• 19:33
  I'll be in. It and I'll play Luciano's
• 19:36
  agent, yeah. That's.
• 19:38
  Lucci, you got to get out. There, Lucci I can to God.
• 19:43
  Lucci yes. Lucci you got to get out on the
• 19:46
  stage there waiting for you. Lucci you're the best opera
• 19:50
  singer this side of Milan and you're not going to get out on
• 19:53
  that fucking stage. I have a.
• 19:55
  Diabetes I. Don't give a fuck about the
• 19:59
  diabetes. Get on that fucking stage.
• 20:02
  I need the insulin. No, sorry.
• 20:05
  No, that's. Not that's good.
• 20:06
  This is He's dead. Isn't he?
• 20:08
  Yeah. But like what?
• 20:10
  Yeah, people are. Dead.
• 20:11
  Like, what are you gonna do? You're not gonna, you're not
• 20:12
  gonna be in a biopic about him. People are dying.
• 20:15
  All the time now. Celebrities, yeah.
• 20:18
  We have to be careful about that.
• 20:19
  Yeah, Yeah. So you.
• 20:21
  Do you wanna come back here? Yeah, I wanna live.
• 20:23
  Here, not in The Cave in London, I mean, there's room.
• 20:27
  I mean, there's, it's quite like, I mean, this would be
• 20:29
  Kenny's. Here, Kenny.
• 20:31
  Do you sleep here? You guys imagine if we had
• 20:33
  sleepovers in here, like, oh boy.
• 20:35
  And we and we watched movies like Conclave and better like
• 20:40
  Beckham. Even that phone that's we've got
• 20:42
  a phone in there, Yeah. We don't show the phone, do we?
• 20:46
  You should show. No, we should do like a so
• 20:49
  sorry. I shouldn't, I shouldn't try and
• 20:50
  derail the podcast. I'm so sorry.
• 20:52
  Yeah, you're kind. Of manoeuvring it, that's kind
• 20:54
  of. What I do, yeah, that's OK.
• 20:56
  It's. Hard to be powerful woman it's.
• 21:01
  It's not hard. You think no.
• 21:03
  You, you're a natural at it. Thank you.
• 21:05
  Yeah, thank you. So I'm.
• 21:07
  Just trying to figure out what's your game plan when you come
• 21:10
  back. So when I come.
• 21:11
  Back you're going to take. Over I'm going to.
• 21:13
  Take over. I'm going to be I'm going to
• 21:15
  take over and I'm thinking of of obviously doing my show again.
• 21:19
  They're begging me to do it again.
• 21:20
  Oh yeah. What's?
• 21:20
  It called, it's called Australia.
• 21:21
  'S first attractive comedian. Do you like the title?
• 21:23
  Yeah. Did you?
• 21:24
  When you saw it, did you laugh or did you?
• 21:26
  I thought. How is she going to get away
• 21:28
  with this? I thought you.
• 21:29
  Said and then, and then, This is me.
• 21:31
  Watch me. No, but then I saw your ACT.
• 21:34
  When did you see? Me well on the.
• 21:37
  On the grammes. Yeah, OK.
• 21:39
  I love that. I'll invite you to the show.
• 21:40
  It's like, obviously as a fool, it's a bit better.
• 21:42
  OK, I'll invite you. I'll invite you guys.
• 21:43
  Can you come to your? Show.
• 21:45
  I'll do the show. I'm thinking of touring it.
• 21:47
  I'm thinking of yeah, I mean, I would love to do everything.
• 21:51
  I'm I'm an actor, so I want to do acting and I reckon I could
• 21:55
  do a Pope movie. I'd be, I'd kill her, I hope.
• 21:59
  Who plays? Football.
• 22:00
  Yes. That's good.
• 22:02
  And I could also work at London Dungeon for a bit and be like
• 22:05
  one of those girls where like you come in and she goes we
• 22:07
  don't like your lot. Randy, what is it?
• 22:09
  You have about London Dungeon. I'm obsessed with London.
• 22:12
  Dungeon. I would feel like I would crush
• 22:13
  it at London Dungeon, so I did. A show with Matt Berry, but we
• 22:17
  love. Shout out Matt Berry.
• 22:19
  Yeah. Hey, Matt, we love you.
• 22:21
  We actually love you, Matt. Matt in a.
• 22:22
  While Hi Matt. Why?
• 22:24
  What's going on? Nothing but.
• 22:25
  So Matt used to work at the London Diamond, See.
• 22:29
  All the greats were in London. Diamond His.
• 22:31
  Friends we got, you know, we did a sketch show, We got some of
• 22:35
  them. In Well, he did.
• 22:36
  I watched that. It was a snuff box.
• 22:39
  Yes, yes, yes. I know the Rich Vulture whole CV
• 22:42
  and that was one of my favourite.
• 22:44
  You know what one of my favourite sketches is?
• 22:45
  Yeah. What the Beckham?
• 22:47
  Sketch. Oh yeah.
• 22:49
  Not just about. Like things about Beckham.
• 22:51
  But I did love you playing David Beckham.
• 22:53
  And you're going, it's silly. It's I, I actually love silly
• 22:57
  people wouldn't expect that about me, but I love silly
• 22:59
  things. And you're the silliest in that
• 23:02
  show. And I actually.
• 23:03
  Bent the ball when I kicked, yeah.
• 23:06
  And it was like. Mind that, you go, lad.
• 23:08
  That's what that very says. Mind that.
• 23:10
  You go, lad. Yeah.
• 23:12
  And we should send that to Matt. Do I sound like a fan girl?
• 23:15
  I think he's. Seen that sketch?
• 23:16
  No, no as. In like me?
• 23:18
  Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm trying to, I'm trying to like make friends
• 23:22
  here and like, you're really like, you're really endearing.
• 23:24
  Yourself to Matt and is. This.
• 23:27
  Is this too much to be like a fan girl?
• 23:29
  No. It's like I love you, can you?
• 23:32
  Can you embarrass me as an Australian?
• 23:34
  He's embarrassed. For me, for you, yeah.
• 23:37
  No I I would only watch it on YouTube but it was a very good
• 23:41
  show. Thank you.
• 23:43
  Now a lot of people still think it is a YouTube series.
• 23:47
  Series. Or it's just a series of
• 23:49
  sketches, but it's an actual show with six episodes.
• 23:54
  Yeah. So don't be weird about it.
• 23:56
  So come. On people.
• 23:57
  Come on. Guys, come on.
• 23:59
  Some people are so weird. Perhaps.
• 24:02
  Shit. Yes, but also so I want to be
• 24:05
  the whiskies. I yeah, I want to come back here
• 24:09
  and like I also have this idea because the World Cup will be on
• 24:13
  because I'm a football girl and I reckon you would be well on
• 24:15
  TV. I would love to play in the
• 24:16
  World Cup, obviously, but I used to play.
• 24:19
  I was sentiment. You want to be the.
• 24:21
  Halftime show I would love. To like do a live show where
• 24:24
  it's all football themed. I just opened for Auntie John at
• 24:27
  the Apollo. Yes, I've done the Apollo.
• 24:35
  And I, and I did like a football.
• 24:37
  I, I came out and danced to the Match of the Day theme.
• 24:39
  Oh, nice. And I feel like I would love to
• 24:41
  do that as a show, but it's like a World Cup show.
• 24:42
  And like, you could be in it. You might have to be the
• 24:45
  manager, you could be the ball. You could be the.
• 24:46
  Ball oh, you would kill that and you have to yeah, it would be
• 24:51
  maybe just your head, but the rest is like a more the.
• 24:53
  Manager, that sounds better, but I just went for the ball.
• 24:56
  I love that you went. For the ball, because the
• 24:58
  manager like, unless you can do maybe like an Alex Ferguson, you
• 25:02
  guys don't think that I would know about football.
• 25:04
  Alex Ferguson, he was, he used to be the manager of Man United.
• 25:07
  You don't get it, do you? I do.
• 25:09
  I think it's. Kenny laughing with me or at me
• 25:15
  with. Kenny's laughing with you, yeah.
• 25:18
  No, but anyway, I just, I feel like I, I feel like I would, I
• 25:22
  would come over and I'm I'm going to I'm going to take over
• 25:24
  a little bit and I think they need that.
• 25:27
  They need an Australian to come in and go.
• 25:29
  What's all this? Oh, I.
• 25:31
  See, you're going to fix everything I'm.
• 25:34
  Going to change the scene and what so?
• 25:36
  When you were growing up, Because I'm always curious about
• 25:38
  Australia's yes, TV because they have a little bit of USA, little
• 25:44
  bit of yeah, a little. Bit of which that becomes this
• 25:46
  amalgamation. Yeah.
• 25:47
  What? Did you like when you were
• 25:49
  growing up? I loved.
• 25:50
  TV wise, TV and movie wise, I loved a lot of I loved a lot of
• 25:55
  old British comedy, so I would watch a lot of like Benny Hill,
• 25:59
  AB Fab, keeping up appearances, rest in peace.
• 26:02
  Oh well, that. Just passed away, I loved.
• 26:03
  The I loved like to the Manor Monty.
• 26:05
  Python. Monty Python I.
• 26:06
  I think. That my my first crush was
• 26:09
  Michael Palin in Monty Python Holy Grail.
• 26:11
  He's. Great, he's so.
• 26:13
  Cute in that scene where he's Galahad and he goes to the and
• 26:17
  he tries he's like I think the holy I'm obsessed with him.
• 26:20
  I saw. Him from a distance.
• 26:21
  One. Did you say hello?
• 26:23
  No, from a distance. You're just looking, I should
• 26:24
  have. Yelled.
• 26:25
  You should have yelled and go. Yeah, I love you.
• 26:28
  I love Mikey. Mikey.
• 26:30
  Hey, Mikey. No.
• 26:32
  But he he's great and all, they're all great.
• 26:35
  But I also loved. A lot of I loved Peter Sellers
• 26:38
  what my dad would I would watch a lot of like the pink path.
• 26:40
  I also loved he has a blue. Plaque.
• 26:43
  Yeah. Peter Sellers I love also.
• 26:44
  A lot of like old TV shows, like the Bewitched, I Dream of
• 26:49
  Jeannie. I would watch a lot of Elvis
• 26:51
  films. Yeah, I was a bit old school.
• 26:53
  It's kind of my little. Yeah.
• 26:57
  Sometimes I feel like when you do an impression, it's like
• 26:59
  you're they inside you. I know it's actually spooky.
• 27:04
  Do it again, do it again. You're very little and that's a
• 27:08
  good bit. No, no, I love it.
• 27:09
  But I loved a lot of, you know, American and UK and obviously
• 27:13
  there's Australians. Like old stuff though, I know.
• 27:16
  I'm actually quite cultured. I'm an old soul, yeah.
• 27:20
  And that's kind of why the the aesthetic of my show was a bit
• 27:22
  1960s I like. That with the lamps, yeah.
• 27:28
  They had that love. Lamps.
• 27:29
  Lava. Lamps and like be in my my
• 27:32
  posters be movie and like it's a bit like beads, beads and and
• 27:38
  records. Flowers.
• 27:40
  Flowers. Peace and love, Scooby.
• 27:42
  Doo van Yes, Scooby-doo. Van scooby-doo just scooby-doo
• 27:47
  van is amazing. scooby-doo scooby-doo van I I think I liked
• 27:51
  I preferred the Flintstones. I don't know if I was a as much
• 27:54
  of A scooby-doo girl if we're talking Hanna Barbera.
• 27:56
  If we're talking Hanna Barbera, I was maybe more the Jetsons
• 28:00
  Flintstones girl. So do you know what I mean once?
• 28:03
  You've done England. Would you want to do America?
• 28:07
  I am. Going to America in March, I'm
• 28:08
  going to the New York Soho Playhouse.
• 28:11
  Oh nice, in March you're doing your.
• 28:12
  Show, yeah. They've invited me to go do my
• 28:14
  show there. Man, I'm a bit like this.
• 28:18
  I'm dizzy, think. About all the stuff, I'm dizzy.
• 28:21
  I also it's the whiskey. It's the whiskey.
• 28:24
  Don't pass out. Are you OK, Rich?
• 28:28
  Oh my God, don't. I don't know CPR anyway, but
• 28:32
  you'll have to when you work as a lifeguard.
• 28:33
  He just. Did it outside.
• 28:35
  They had a first aid class, did they?
• 28:37
  Yeah, that's. Nice, they should do that around
• 28:40
  so when. Is that March?
• 28:42
  March. That's great.
• 28:43
  I love, I love New York. I love New York City.
• 28:46
  I love horse dogs. I fucking love New York.
• 28:49
  I would go to New York every day if I could.
• 28:52
  I would get a Hortzog. I would get a coffee.
• 28:54
  And I just love New York. Do you, do you know, do you know
• 28:56
  New York quite well? Oh.
• 28:58
  God, yeah. What's your favourite?
• 29:00
  Barrow I like. Staten Island Do you like
• 29:05
  Staten? Island so you like I've really
• 29:06
  been. There a little bit do you know
• 29:09
  what this? Means yeah.
• 29:11
  Like, whoa, we're tangs for the children.
• 29:14
  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you get it.
• 29:17
  You like Staten, Staten Island. Yeah.
• 29:19
  I like Manhattan. Manhattan.
• 29:21
  You know, and also, of course, I have to say this because I'm
• 29:23
  cool and we love Brooklyn. Yeah, everybody's out in
• 29:28
  Brooklyn. Jordan also.
• 29:29
  Found quite weird about the UK they didn't get the nanny here.
• 29:31
  That was one of my favourite shows growing up.
• 29:33
  They didn't get the nanny here, and that's sometimes.
• 29:35
  Things don't come to certain what was your.
• 29:38
  Favourite shows growing up? I liked the Brady Bunch, babe.
• 29:42
  The Brady. Bunch silly.
• 29:44
  What's the silly 1 bathroom? All those kids, Yeah.
• 29:48
  That's. Silly, but you could.
• 29:49
  Open the door and go in and then watch Marcia taking a shower.
• 29:55
  And that's there's a little. People.
• 29:58
  And did you know that they had a, the, the Greg and Marshall in
• 30:00
  real life? They had a crush on each other
• 30:02
  and they had to, they had to tell them.
• 30:03
  I read the book. You read the.
• 30:04
  Book. Oh yeah.
• 30:06
  I watched the. Doco But yeah, they had to be
• 30:08
  like, can you stop looking like you want to like fuck your
• 30:10
  sister? This is a family show.
• 30:12
  Could you stop it? Please can you please?
• 30:14
  Stop it, that's what they said. Close your.
• 30:15
  Mouth Get your tongue out of your mouth and not make.
• 30:18
  Your tongue be stares, please. That's what they said to him.
• 30:21
  What else you said Gilligan's? Island.
• 30:23
  Yeah, I like that. See, I know all the shows, babe.
• 30:27
  People don't expect me to know culture all the.
• 30:30
  Shows you did it. I actually did.
• 30:33
  It I did a whole film degree No, but I.
• 30:36
  Loved Monty Python too. That was how good's Monty.
• 30:39
  Python. It was in my.
• 30:40
  Wheelhouse, I do. Love a bit, yeah, because you.
• 30:43
  I love. It's like a bit.
• 30:44
  It's a bit kooky. Aren't they a bit Wow like that?
• 30:48
  I liked. Off the wall stuff, Yeah,
• 30:52
  Spinal. Tap I love mockumentary.
• 30:54
  Did you? Have you ever seen Drop Dead
• 30:55
  Gorgeous? No, I have one of the best.
• 30:59
  Mockumentaries of all time? Yeah.
• 31:01
  Wait, who's in? That it's like Kirsten.
• 31:02
  Danced is in a Kirstie Alley. Allison Janney.
• 31:07
  It's weird. It's it's.
• 31:08
  It's one of them to go on a plane to watch.
• 31:10
  You have to go on a plane. And watch it.
• 31:11
  But it is Denise Richards is in it, and it's sort of thing.
• 31:15
  No. He's not in it.
• 31:16
  He should be though, 'cause if, well, if it's not on, he won't
• 31:18
  be on the plane. OK, sorry.
• 31:20
  It won't be on the plane. Damn it.
• 31:24
  But it's like they, they it's like a fictional town in Mount
• 31:28
  Rose, Minnesota. Minnesota, don't you know?
• 31:30
  And they all talk like that. No, I need to work on that.
• 31:33
  Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota. It's kind of like Fargo.
• 31:38
  Fargo, Yeah. What's your?
• 31:40
  Favourite city that's not your city?
• 31:43
  Cuz you just said it. Yeah, I love that.
• 31:45
  But is there like American City? Do you like, we love Chi Town
• 31:48
  Chicago? Yeah, I tell.
• 31:50
  People that are going to the US, they always go.
• 31:53
  I'm going to New York and San Francisco and LA.
• 31:56
  Go to. Chicago.
• 31:59
  Make a. Point of it, it's great.
• 32:00
  I love. Chicago I made friends with the
• 32:02
  guys from Chicago PD at the Boom Boom Room in New York.
• 32:06
  I bet you did. And they invited.
• 32:11
  They go, come, they put, they put me up in a hotel.
• 32:13
  I went to set and I watched them make Chicago PD and it was the
• 32:17
  they took me to a White Sox game.
• 32:18
  I'm in the front white. Sox suck.
• 32:21
  They suck. Ass, but they're.
• 32:23
  When they're good, when they're good.
• 32:24
  They're good. I saw, like so much baseball
• 32:26
  that trip. I saw the Yankees, I saw the Red
• 32:28
  Sox. That's the.
• 32:29
  Thing is that Chicago is a big sports town.
• 32:32
  People take their dates to sports.
• 32:35
  It's a bit like. We get it with the sports,
• 32:37
  sports. Sports, sports.
• 32:39
  And then they go go bears abort the.
• 32:41
  Sport. Yes, that's nice.
• 32:45
  It's. It's good.
• 32:47
  I do love. Chicago, it's, you know what it
• 32:48
  is like, almost like a cleaner New York, it's kind of like a
• 32:51
  like a more neighbourhood. Yeah, yeah.
• 32:53
  And I'm Greek and. I feel like there's little
• 32:55
  Greeks there. Yeah, and I feel like there was.
• 32:58
  What else was there when I was there?
• 32:59
  There's a Greek. Section of Chicago.
• 33:01
  I went there I. Went and had dinner somewhere I
• 33:02
  can't remember. Also the deep dish pizza is
• 33:04
  crazy. Oh yeah, what's that all about?
• 33:06
  Pie? It's.
• 33:07
  A pie. That's crazy.
• 33:09
  Lou Malnati, Yes. It's literally that is check,
• 33:15
  please. And I ate that shit, yeah.
• 33:19
  You got it, Malnati, do you? Know who?
• 33:21
  Malnati's. Oh, your genius is better.
• 33:23
  No, I don't. Know, I know.
• 33:25
  But but there's. Pies there's I went to a show.
• 33:28
  At second city? Did you study there second?
• 33:31
  City. Did you study there?
• 33:32
  Yeah, OK, We can tell because you're the best.
• 33:35
  I love. That's not sarcasm.
• 33:37
  That's real. This is me.
• 33:39
  Thank you. I'm glad you could pay me now,
• 33:41
  but no. Second city.
• 33:42
  Pretty cool. Yeah.
• 33:43
  Some of the greatest fun. So.
• 33:46
  Fun. Yeah, it's.
• 33:47
  One of those things, if there was industry like Hollywood in
• 33:51
  Chicago, it would be like. That I would be in.
• 33:53
  Chicago, yeah. Yeah.
• 33:55
  What's your favourite thing about London?
• 33:58
  Do you have a favourite thing about London?
• 34:00
  You love it? Yeah.
• 34:01
  Are you like this? You're like.
• 34:03
  No, London. Is great.
• 34:06
  I don't. Sometimes it's hard.
• 34:10
  If you have access to the city, that's really good because you
• 34:14
  can go out every night. Yeah, you're going to be like.
• 34:16
  This. Well, that's.
• 34:17
  Before kids, yes. Different.
• 34:19
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, cuz you're those.
• 34:21
  Kids, it's like I'm going to go to the city, OK, next month I'll
• 34:25
  take the train. It's you know, you got to plan.
• 34:28
  You got to plan and. Also, everything takes so much
• 34:30
  longer here. It's like it's so big and
• 34:33
  everything's spread out. Yeah.
• 34:34
  I'm kind of used to getting in a car, hitting a few people,
• 34:39
  getting to the grocery, getting it.
• 34:41
  And get my blood off. Yeah.
• 34:42
  You love that. And you and you go to your Whole
• 34:45
  Foods and you go actually can I get the almond, almond milk?
• 34:49
  And then everyone's like, is that your car with all the blood
• 34:51
  on it? And you go, yeah, what's wrong
• 34:53
  with that? Yeah.
• 34:53
  What about? What about it?
• 34:55
  Get over it. Did you film?
• 34:56
  It then nothing happened. Did you film it?
• 35:00
  No, then shut up. Who filmed?
• 35:02
  It who filmed it? No.
• 35:03
  Then fuck off. Fuck.
• 35:04
  Off that's I love Americans. You guys are the best you guys.
• 35:08
  See, this is Americans. Fuck you.
• 35:10
  Yeah. Fuck you Americans.
• 35:13
  Are like really? Staccato fuck.
• 35:15
  Fuck you Americans are so fun because like you guys, I feel
• 35:19
  like Americans are so. Fun.
• 35:21
  This is America. Fuck you.
• 35:28
  Fuck you. That's America, Yeah.
• 35:31
  In a nutshell. And I actually I'm snot.
• 35:34
  Came out. Sorry, I'm asking all these
• 35:37
  questions about the city you want to go.
• 35:38
  To America. But do you eventually want to do
• 35:42
  like some stand ups? Yeah, let's face it, they view
• 35:46
  stand up as a segue into what they really you wanna.
• 35:50
  Do or are. You always a stand up and then
• 35:54
  you go. But I might wanna.
• 35:56
  I'm a trained actor, so I'm actually an actor 1st and then I
• 35:59
  started doing stand up because I moved to Sydney and I kind of
• 36:02
  did an open mic as like a did you study?
• 36:04
  I. Studied.
• 36:05
  Yeah, I studied acting and I actually studied in New York for
• 36:08
  a little bit at Stella Adler. I know.
• 36:11
  Yeah. What the hell, Adler?
• 36:13
  I'm more of a mice and a girl, though I'll be honest with you,
• 36:15
  I'm more of a mice and a girl. There's.
• 36:17
  Lots of schools of acting there's like.
• 36:19
  Atlantic there's like is Adler the.
• 36:22
  Method Adler's. Not method, thank God, but I
• 36:25
  also because this is me when people are method, shut up, this
• 36:28
  is me. OK, Yeah, we'd all.
• 36:31
  Yeah, OK yeah. If you were really method,
• 36:34
  Daniel J Lewis, then wouldn't you be like, why is there a
• 36:36
  black person operating that camera?
• 36:38
  Do you know what I mean? What do you?
• 36:41
  Mean like, isn't this supposed to be?
• 36:42
  Black. Are you trying to say Jenny's
• 36:46
  black? Yeah, that's what I was trying
• 36:49
  to say. No, no, I'm saying like wouldn't
• 36:51
  if you were really truly method, wouldn't you be like, why all
• 36:53
  these, why all these cameras feel me like do what I mean?
• 36:56
  Yeah. And it's like, it's all bullshit
• 36:58
  to me. Oh.
• 36:59
  I see. You'd be like, wouldn't you be
• 37:01
  if? You were right, you wouldn't be
• 37:03
  like this. Why are I was supposed?
• 37:04
  To be a caveman. See what I mean?
• 37:07
  Like wouldn't you be if you were truly method come here?
• 37:10
  Wouldn't you be like screaming for a lip boobing?
• 37:12
  Like why people like doing that makeup point?
• 37:15
  I feel like. Method actors are so funny.
• 37:17
  It's like, OK, it's like when people are like, oh, it's like
• 37:20
  it's a marketing scheme and the normies, it's not.
• 37:22
  Are you saying just the very fact you're behind the cameras
• 37:26
  when I just. Like in general, like if you're
• 37:28
  on set, it's like a set. So you're telling me you're so
• 37:31
  method you have to be carried to the toilet because you're
• 37:33
  playing someone with cerebral pause.
• 37:35
  You are. If you've got, you know, you're
• 37:38
  paralysed, yeah. Like, you know what I mean?
• 37:41
  But like, but then what aren't you going to be like, wait, I'm
• 37:43
  Abraham Lincoln and there's a modern camera filming me?
• 37:45
  Wouldn't you be like, why is that modern Abraham Lincoln?
• 37:48
  Why is that camera out of my? Face wouldn't it be like?
• 37:51
  That wouldn't it be like that If you're really truly method
• 37:54
  that's. True, I don't know if.
• 37:56
  That's maybe that's not correct. I don't know.
• 37:57
  That's how I feel. Well, we just.
• 37:59
  Happened to have Daniel Day Lewis here.
• 38:01
  Come on in. Danny.
• 38:03
  Danny. Daniel.
• 38:04
  Sorry. About what I said.
• 38:04
  Tell her. About method, this is me.
• 38:07
  Danny, I think you're great. Yeah, No, I I actually think for
• 38:11
  me, just to answer your actual actually answer your question, I
• 38:15
  have always been an actor, but I did comedy as like a bucket list
• 38:18
  thing. And then I was like, what the
• 38:18
  hell? I'm so good at that.
• 38:19
  This has happened. A lot to people and I was like.
• 38:22
  And then, yeah, it does, right. And then I was like, I did stand
• 38:25
  up more just to get my name out in Sydney because it's really
• 38:27
  hard to book acting jobs when you're nobody in in the, it's a
• 38:30
  thing to. Do it's a thing and get.
• 38:32
  On stage and then you write your own material and you're in
• 38:34
  control. And then I realised that I was
• 38:36
  like, oh, I'm saying something with my material.
• 38:39
  I'm getting a reaction, getting a reaction.
• 38:41
  I play like these silly characters in my show.
• 38:43
  And that seems to be getting, like, good reaction.
• 38:46
  So I think I see myself still doing live comedy.
• 38:48
  But I'd love to like, yeah, to write a pilot.
• 38:52
  Like, I studied filming journal. So I've got all those, you know,
• 38:55
  make a bit of everything, Greg. Fleet, yes.
• 38:58
  He started. Out acting, say.
• 39:01
  And then he started to do comedy.
• 39:03
  Yeah. That's like a way to almost be a
• 39:05
  little bit more in control. And I think it's like, I went to
• 39:07
  school with some people. I'm like, hey, they're still
• 39:10
  waiting for a role. Well, do you know what I mean?
• 39:13
  Thing that's one of the reasons why I did this podcast because I
• 39:17
  mean, I love freelance work, yeah, but you're always at the
• 39:21
  whim of somebody, somebody else. Else and you're looking at them
• 39:24
  like that yeah, no. And they're doing that to you
• 39:27
  and it's. Like if you're doing something
• 39:30
  like stand up or doing the podcast, you're being more
• 39:33
  proactive. Yeah.
• 39:34
  And. Then you're kind of going, Oh my
• 39:36
  God, people. Then you become an icon well.
• 39:40
  Like me. You're.
• 39:41
  An icon. Oh wait, you don't believe it.
• 39:44
  Don't say it if you don't believe it.
• 39:45
  No, no. I don't like.
• 39:46
  It I don't like the tone icon rich.
• 39:54
  I was a huge fan and I think. They're poor icon.
• 39:59
  How's that? That's your next show.
• 40:01
  That's a good. One no, but I do feel like, oh,
• 40:04
  I've got to cover this. I do feel like it's really cool
• 40:08
  how my show has like a little a message because it's about
• 40:10
  feminism and you know, I think a lot of women resonate with the
• 40:14
  message. This is actually I'm going to be
• 40:16
  serious now. Do you like?
• 40:17
  The Do you get a good feedback? Yeah.
• 40:20
  I think people, you know, feel like they're seen or like
• 40:24
  there's, there's a message that they resonate with.
• 40:26
  And I, I hope that I continue to do my comedy because it has like
• 40:30
  this. It's like silly and sexy and
• 40:31
  like playful, but then it has like a message silly.
• 40:35
  Sexy. That's my.
• 40:36
  Comedy you you guys might not like it do you guys not want to
• 40:40
  come? It's maybe maybe it's too sexy
• 40:43
  You guys don't want to come, do you?
• 40:44
  This is a. Very sexy podcast.
• 40:47
  Yeah, what am I saying? I love it.
• 40:50
  But yeah, that's. But that's what I do see.
• 40:52
  I want to do everything. I'd love to be in movies and
• 40:54
  films and do scripted things, but then also write my own stuff
• 40:57
  and all right if. You'd like her to be in a movie
• 41:00
  or a podcast or whatever, can you guys?
• 41:03
  Sort it out. Write in.
• 41:04
  And sort it out. Write in.
• 41:06
  She's getting on the plane in 2 days.
• 41:08
  But this won't come out on the day.
• 41:10
  Is this gonna come out on the day Coming out on?
• 41:12
  The plane we're, we're posting it out at Qantas.
• 41:16
  Are you going to post? It out there are you flying?
• 41:18
  Qantas No, I'm not. Actually I'm flying, but that's
• 41:20
  OK, we can say that. Sponsored.
• 41:21
  By Qantas, I'm. Really glad that you said that.
• 41:24
  Qantas Singapore. Are you going?
• 41:25
  No, I'm going. Qatar is that bad.
• 41:29
  Don't do this face. That's good.
• 41:32
  That's good. I reckon that's good, yeah.
• 41:35
  Who do you fly with? Oh, I.
• 41:36
  Fly with United. Well, I used to go.
• 41:39
  With Cathay Pacific, we love. Cathay, they're great.
• 41:42
  I love that. That's like a good drag name.
• 41:44
  Cathay Pacific. Time.
• 41:46
  Cathay Pacific. Guess what my drag name is?
• 41:50
  Getty, Imogen. OK, you find that how I think
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  it's? Funny, I don't know.
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  Getty Images Getty Imogen. I think that's.
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  Isn't that how they make their drag names?
• 41:59
  Yes. What's your drag name?
• 42:02
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• 42:03
  One you should have, one you should.
• 42:06
  That's like everyone's doing it. Write in.
• 42:07
  My drag name everyone write. In Rich's drag name.
• 42:11
  Otherwise, sorry, did you have any other questions?
• 42:13
  I have a. Segment, OK, you see segments on
• 42:16
  this. Fill in the.
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  Blank. It's called hell, right?
• 42:19
  So I ask you a series of questions.
• 42:22
  They don't have to be funny. The answer is more what comes
• 42:25
  out. OK.
• 42:26
  OK, question number one. Help me.
• 42:29
  I'm blanking. Help me, I'm Oh my God, I lived.
• 42:32
  The first thing I was going to say is crowning.
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  You're pregnant. I'm not.
• 42:38
  But that's the first thing I oh, that's interesting because I
• 42:41
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• 42:45
  It's in my. In my head, Crown, I thought you
• 42:47
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• 42:51
  she's dead right, babe? She's.
• 42:52
  Dead. Don't, babe.
• 42:53
  She's dead, babe. Sorry, sorry.
• 42:55
  Contesting. Is the worst thing you can do at
• 42:58
  a gig. Blank is the worst thing you can
• 43:03
  do it a gig. Try not to think to bomb bomb.
• 43:10
  Is the worst thing you can do it a gig?
• 43:11
  I don't know if that's. The worst You don't think it's
• 43:13
  the? Worst, you know what I was
• 43:14
  almost so close to? Be an audience I I feel.
• 43:17
  Like almost. What, what was I?
• 43:18
  I think I was thinking what? I couldn't think of a word.
• 43:22
  I think the worst thing you can do is like be unfriendly at a
• 43:24
  gig. I'm very friendly to all the
• 43:26
  comics because on stage I'm so mean to them.
• 43:29
  What? In front of them like when I.
• 43:31
  Meet them. You're kind of.
• 43:32
  Roasting them on stage, I'm. Like this.
• 43:35
  Look at these fucking freak losers looking at me.
• 43:37
  Look at them looking at me. Do you say?
• 43:39
  I'm gonna make fun of you. No, I.
• 43:41
  Just go hi guys, how are you? Oh my God, it's so nice to.
• 43:45
  And then I go on stage and I go, EW, I would never talk to the
• 43:48
  comedians. They're so weird.
• 43:50
  Do you know what I mean? So I feel like if you're
• 43:52
  unfriendly already, somebody go. Hey, what was that before the
• 43:55
  show? You were so nice to me.
• 43:57
  I got this and I. Go, it's acting and I got this
• 44:01
  and I go, it's just darling. It's it's.
• 44:03
  Acting you have a long. Stem cigarette and I got this
• 44:05
  and I. Go and I go.
• 44:07
  You blow it in their face and I go like I just rings and then I
• 44:13
  also. It goes over their nose, over
• 44:14
  their nose and this is. Them and they and they go, and
• 44:17
  they pass out. Yes.
• 44:20
  And then they, well, it's actually, that probably happens
• 44:22
  when I'm on stage and I walk out.
• 44:24
  It's like, it's like dead bodies and I'm going.
• 44:31
  Yeah. Are you?
• 44:32
  Well. Liked on the tour or yes I'm
• 44:35
  obviously. Joking, yeah, of course yeah.
• 44:37
  Like if I make fun of them on stage it's like it's kind of
• 44:40
  makes it's fine because like what they they sort of like say,
• 44:45
  they think say things on stage. I think my persona, what made it
• 44:48
  really fun for me is the idea of like someone like that doing
• 44:50
  comedy, which is so male dominated and being like
• 44:53
  everyone told me comedy would be really hard.
• 44:55
  It's like so not it's like not hard at all.
• 44:57
  Do you get? Along better with male or female
• 45:00
  comics. Female Comics.
• 45:01
  'Cause I'm a girls girl, the girls and the gays always in
• 45:04
  forever. But I'm also, I think I get
• 45:05
  along with the male comics unless they like see me as an
• 45:07
  object. And I don't think I'm good at
• 45:09
  comedy because I think that happens.
• 45:11
  And then I go like this. I'm sorry.
• 45:15
  You. You.
• 45:16
  Read me. Wrong, you read.
• 45:17
  Me wrong I think if. I I am, I am friends with the
• 45:20
  with the female comics. If they don't get my comedy,
• 45:22
  it's quite obvious. It's quite funny for me.
• 45:24
  Yeah, it's quite cute. They sort of they they go, oh,
• 45:26
  oh, yeah. You know what I mean?
• 45:29
  Well, comics. Are generally they're a little.
• 45:31
  Bit yeah, I think now in Australia they're a bit scared
• 45:34
  of ME3. If I blank in the afternoon, I'm
• 45:39
  done for the whole day. If I blank in the afternoon, I'm
• 45:44
  done for the whole day. If I I feel like a nap, I feel
• 45:50
  like I can't nap. I hate this.
• 45:52
  You're not a power. Nap but what?
• 45:54
  Is this this power? It's disgusting.
• 45:57
  It's it. Gets people going I feel like.
• 45:59
  It's a little bit like just do the day this napping in the day
• 46:03
  unless you're cheating. If if.
• 46:05
  You're in Europe. Actually, I want to just say a
• 46:07
  caveat. If you're in Europe, different
• 46:09
  story. You have to nap in the day.
• 46:10
  Why? Because it's like the it's the
• 46:12
  culture. You have to have a siesta.
• 46:15
  Not every country has a siesta. Exactly.
• 46:18
  That's my point. If you're here and you're in
• 46:20
  America or in Australia, you can't be napping.
• 46:23
  We live in a capitalist society. Come on.
• 46:27
  And I. Feel like it?
• 46:27
  Nope with a. Nap, but you know, if you like.
• 46:29
  Have a gig and then you're like, I have a nap.
• 46:30
  I feel like it ruins if I have a gig at night and I'm like, oh
• 46:33
  God, I've had such a busy day and I try to nap.
• 46:35
  I feel like it makes me feel worse I.
• 46:37
  Mentally, I'm still going, so I can't really nap a lot.
• 46:41
  Yeah, see. See what I mean?
• 46:43
  Yeah. We're babe because we're genius.
• 46:44
  As we're going to, yeah. Too much going on up there.
• 46:47
  You guys wouldn't. Get a see, it's funny to put
• 46:49
  down people. My favourite.
• 46:52
  Thing to do on a plane is blank. Watch movies I love.
• 46:59
  I actually love watching movies. Ryan Reynolds.
• 47:01
  Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Gosling.
• 47:03
  Ryan. Ryan.
• 47:05
  O'Neal O'Neal. Send in more Ryan's.
• 47:09
  Can you guys? Can you guys actually send in
• 47:10
  more Ryan's for us to watch? Because you're being really
• 47:13
  weird about it. So you'll watch a movie.
• 47:16
  You watch a lot of movies. I watch a lot.
• 47:17
  Of movies, Yeah, movies are. Good.
• 47:19
  Do you like what's? Your favourite genre?
• 47:22
  You know, not so much comedy. Comedy.
• 47:25
  Sometimes. Thriller, yes, kind of.
• 47:27
  Yeah. I love a comedy.
• 47:28
  Thriller. I like thrillers too.
• 47:31
  I like, I like, I like a. Thriller.
• 47:33
  I love a bit of Yeah mysteries. A good.
• 47:37
  One. Yeah, not this week.
• 47:38
  Maybe a? Thriller, mystery, but not like
• 47:41
  we're all in a room. Like, I like those too, but
• 47:43
  they're kind of formulaic. Do you?
• 47:45
  Like my my great cousin Yorgos Lathimos.
• 47:48
  Do you like his films? Yes.
• 47:50
  They're the best. They're so like kooky, but
• 47:52
  they're like, it's. Your cousin No.
• 47:55
  I'm just being I'm being silly because I'm great cousins.
• 47:57
  Just making it out like role related but how many do you want
• 48:01
  to do these films? Panos.
• 48:03
  Yes, yeah, yeah, so, but like, do you like he's a friend of
• 48:07
  mine. Really.
• 48:08
  Yeah, Well, we're. Going to hang out.
• 48:10
  Yeah, but I I do feel like you would like a Yorgos Lathamos
• 48:13
  film, OK. Have you seen?
• 48:15
  The lobster killing of a sacred Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, they're.
• 48:18
  Great, they're great. They're.
• 48:19
  Like kooky? Very.
• 48:21
  Very kooky. This is the last question.
• 48:23
  Blank, blank and blank. That's this is I love this
• 48:30
  podcast. Yeah, blank, blank and is in it
• 48:33
  though, and is in it. So you have to say blank blank
• 48:37
  and yeah, do the one. That you were laughing at, I was
• 48:45
  gonna say. Like I was gonna say like just
• 48:49
  almost like a bit like love, miss and kiss is like my little
• 48:52
  sign off that me and my friends do OK.
• 48:54
  We sometimes don't have. An and, but usually it's like a
• 48:56
  love. Is it gonna zoom?
• 48:57
  Or just like in. Real life like miss.
• 49:00
  And kiss, but we sometimes. Don't say the and but like I
• 49:03
  also would have probably could have done like a bit like hot,
• 49:06
  silly and you know what I mean. But I feel like the and is
• 49:09
  throwing me. But love miss kisses like love
• 49:11
  you miss you kiss you love you miss.
• 49:13
  You kiss you. You can say that to your.
• 49:14
  To your kids love you, I don't say.
• 49:16
  That, but I will. You should.
• 49:18
  Yeah, if you, if you're like saying bye to your kids, you
• 49:21
  drop them off at school. Love Miss Kiss.
• 49:22
  It's like they're not Miss Kiss. See, that's not cool at school,
• 49:29
  Dad, don't do. That anymore?
• 49:30
  How old are your? Kids, are they are they older or
• 49:32
  younger? 13 and 10 I.
• 49:35
  Reckon they still could get a love miss kiss and not be
• 49:37
  embarrassed. Maybe the 10?
• 49:39
  Year old Yeah, because I feel. Like love, if I say it to Kenny,
• 49:41
  love kiss kiss. And Kenny's like this.
• 49:44
  Wow, I can't. Say it to Kenny.
• 49:46
  Why? No.
• 49:47
  Are you worried it's like a bit? How many?
• 49:49
  Gay friends, do you have a lot? Really.
• 49:52
  Yeah, over. 20 Yeah, I. Most of my friends are like
• 49:56
  girls and gay men. OK yeah.
• 49:59
  Do you like gay people? Just checking.
• 50:03
  Do you like them 79? Percent of our audience is gay
• 50:06
  shout. Out to the gays.
• 50:08
  We love the gays. Did you know that the gays, they
• 50:11
  start everything it like any friends.
• 50:16
  What they start everything. So like, Oh yeah, yeah.
• 50:20
  Any trend in in fashion in in vocabulary in?
• 50:24
  I don't like to generally. No, but it all.
• 50:27
  Goes like the the gays start, yeah, then comes the girls, then
• 50:30
  comes the industry and the straight men are going wow,
• 50:33
  they're. Always the last, yeah.
• 50:35
  Sorry, Yeah, it's all right. Sorry.
• 50:37
  But also, but yes, cars. OK.
• 50:42
  Cut clothes. Clothing.
• 50:45
  Fashion. Ryan.
• 50:47
  Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds. The guys are like, we knew Ryan
• 50:49
  Reynolds from really. This proposal is amazing.
• 50:55
  Yes, Deadpool, I mean. First you think they're not
• 50:59
  going to get along and then they hook up.
• 51:01
  Yes, see what's. That about that's I love movies
• 51:04
  like that where you go what the hell is going on with these two?
• 51:07
  No, but. You know they're going to get
• 51:09
  together. Isn't that kind of?
• 51:10
  Nice still watch. It you still watch it?
• 51:12
  Because you go, I'd like to live like, look, so have something to
• 51:15
  look forward to, yeah. Do you think that everything
• 51:18
  should have a happy ending in a film?
• 51:21
  What do you mean like a massage movie?
• 51:24
  What are you talking about? This is weird.
• 51:27
  No, I mean like a. OK, see what happens?
• 51:29
  Every time I say something, everyone thinks it's sexual
• 51:30
  because I'm so sexy. No, I mean no it doesn't.
• 51:33
  Have to have a happy ending, you don't think?
• 51:35
  Well, that's like. What studios want?
• 51:37
  They want the. Happy ending and this is you.
• 51:40
  No, fuck you, no. Some of the best movies don't
• 51:44
  don't have happy end. Graduate isn't really a happy
• 51:47
  ending. Yeah.
• 51:48
  True. OK, I have a.
• 51:49
  Question though, yes, if I were going to go to Greece for a
• 51:53
  holiday, where would I go? I reckon go to Hidra.
• 51:57
  It's one of the islands. Hidra.
• 51:59
  Hidra is one of the islands. It's very like, if you want to
• 52:02
  see people with thinking that they're Leonard Cohen and
• 52:04
  pretending to be Leonard Cohen, you'll have a field day.
• 52:06
  But it's also quite beautiful. It's smaller.
• 52:08
  Oh, nice. You can walk around.
• 52:10
  It's like beautiful water, beautiful food.
• 52:13
  Not too far. It's in like the little, this
• 52:16
  isn't too far from there, which I was there this year.
• 52:18
  But like here that I think is really cool.
• 52:20
  Like if you had if you were there, like, you know, with the
• 52:22
  family, it's like you just walk around.
• 52:24
  You don't have to worry about like, oh, getting a taxi or like
• 52:26
  some islands are a little bit too big.
• 52:28
  Yeah, it. Has to be just this has to be
• 52:30
  just big. Enough and then also the beaches
• 52:34
  are really accessible. Get some good food, see I get.
• 52:36
  Papped a lot so you need some. Seclusion.
• 52:40
  We can. Catch a boat and go to a
• 52:42
  secluded beach. So how's that?
• 52:44
  That's good. And I think also, like, if you
• 52:46
  dressed up as Leonard Cohen, everyone would be like, is that
• 52:48
  real? There we go.
• 52:49
  Oh, no, It's like, it's just like a Leonard Cohen.
• 52:51
  What it be? Yeah, I think so.
• 52:53
  Oh, he died. I watched the.
• 52:54
  Documentary about him and I actually was a bit like this.
• 52:57
  OK, we went. To the Captain Mandolins, Yeah.
• 53:01
  How's that? Mandarelli.
• 53:03
  Mandarelli. You know that one?
• 53:04
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. With Nicolas Cage.
• 53:06
  Yeah, Captain. Captain's Skinner was going to
• 53:10
  mandolin. Captain Corelli's mandolin.
• 53:12
  Yeah, Captain. Corelli's Mandolin.
• 53:14
  With Nicholas Caja Palelli Pecrus.
• 53:17
  Yeah. Is that?
• 53:18
  I'm Greg. It's Spanish.
• 53:19
  Same thing. Pele, Pecrus.
• 53:21
  So to so yeah, why did he try? Yeah, No, we should keep going,
• 53:27
  I think, Kenny. Kenny's saying we've got to kind
• 53:30
  of wrap it up. Kenny, why do you?
• 53:32
  Hate women. Kenny's so he's looking for such
• 53:35
  a nurse. And gays.
• 53:37
  Kenny, you shouldn't hate gay people.
• 53:38
  I said women. 'S I.
• 53:40
  Love that you said women's. It's inclusive.
• 53:43
  It's inclusive. Sorry to wrap things up.
• 53:45
  Sorry. No, no.
• 53:48
  Do you have anything you want? Because we looked at the
• 53:50
  analytics. Do you know analytics?
• 53:52
  Yeah. I've heard of it, yeah, I just.
• 53:55
  Found out about it, how did you feel?
• 53:56
  When you found out, well. Most of our audience is UK, then
• 54:02
  the US, then Australia. Well, this is great.
• 54:04
  For me over. 30% Australians. But also this is me, I need more
• 54:11
  UK in US No but. You'll be going to Australia.
• 54:14
  You can. Oh.
• 54:15
  Well, for me, I, I will be going, I will be going back to
• 54:19
  Melbourne Comedy Festival because when it was April, in
• 54:22
  April, I've been there. Yes.
• 54:24
  How'd you go? Yeah, that's.
• 54:26
  Great, I love Melbourne. Like Melbourne?
• 54:29
  Melbourne's cute, I I. Don't get invited back anymore.
• 54:32
  What do you? Mean I'll invite you.
• 54:34
  I'll invite you. No, no.
• 54:35
  It's fine, I've just got a. Why is everyone?
• 54:38
  Being so weird. No, no one's.
• 54:40
  Being weird? No, I'm being.
• 54:42
  I'm being, I'm being silly, I'm being silly.
• 54:44
  But no, I'm to promote anything. If you're in Australia and this
• 54:47
  comes out in time, I'm doing these just for laughs.
• 54:49
  Sydney shows, all female lineups, really fun at the
• 54:53
  Sydney Opera House, which is like I think the 14th, 15th and
• 54:56
  16th of November. They keep selling out so they
• 54:58
  keep adding more shows, but I think 4's enough.
• 55:00
  So get them. Before they sell them, before
• 55:02
  they. Sell out.
• 55:02
  There's going. To be a limit to how many shows
• 55:04
  there are. OK.
• 55:05
  And then? If you live in New York, I'm
• 55:07
  going to be doing Australia's first attractive comedian at the
• 55:09
  New York Soho Playhouse in March.
• 55:12
  I think the 5th to the 15th and then UK, I'll be back.
• 55:16
  Soho Theatre are going to give me another another run I.
• 55:20
  Don't know it's not. They're going to.
• 55:23
  Give you 1, yes. They've already, well I already
• 55:27
  did this so I already did it, but now I'm doing, I'm going to
• 55:29
  do another run of it, I don't know when exactly, and I'm
• 55:32
  hoping to do Edinburgh again. We're the Australia's first
• 55:34
  attractive comedian. The goal is Euro UK tour.
• 55:37
  Just follow me on Instagram and you'll see everything.
• 55:39
  I'll I'll let you know. Yeah, yeah.
• 55:41
  Get me on with. The.
• 55:43
  Europol show music competition. Yeah, I'm gonna do.
• 55:47
  Eurovision as well. Yeah, I'm gonna do Eurovision.
• 55:51
  You should. I would.
• 55:52
  I would crush Eurovision. That would be so cool.
• 55:55
  Eurovision. I've always, I actually, can I
• 55:57
  be honest? I've always had a dream of doing
• 55:58
  Eurovision. Wouldn't that be?
• 56:00
  Honest how? Amazing.
• 56:01
  I don't know if I would. I wouldn't sing in Greek.
• 56:02
  I'd probably sing in English but represent Greece.
• 56:04
  They let Australia do Eurovision now.
• 56:07
  That's how obsessed we are, everybody.
• 56:08
  Do it they. Shouldn't.
• 56:11
  Yeah, they. Should just stick to Europe.
• 56:12
  Things should be. Exclusive it is.
• 56:14
  Europe no being. Silly, but anyway, yeah.
• 56:17
  And I can't. Do you want some?
• 56:20
  No, no, I but no. Just follow me on Instagram.
• 56:23
  My handle is Weezer Squeezer, WEEZASQUEZA.
• 56:27
  Because my family, they call me Eloiser, which is quite Greek.
• 56:30
  And then my sister couldn't say my name when she was little, so
• 56:33
  she called me Weezer. Oh, OK.
• 56:35
  That's why I get called that. That's.
• 56:36
  Why you get called? You're like.
• 56:38
  This we've all been wondering if anyone wondering Kenny was
• 56:42
  freaking out about that. Kenny was about to have a fit.
• 56:45
  He was literally. Having conniption, Kenny, we
• 56:48
  have to. I was about to.
• 56:49
  Put a spoon in his mouth. We're gonna have to.
• 56:52
  We're gonna have to get a bloody exorcist in here.
• 56:55
  Yeah. Wait, is that what you call it?
• 56:57
  Or what do you call the person that performs the doctor?
• 57:00
  I don't know. Where you come from, we have
• 57:02
  doctors. I love the US medical system.
• 57:07
  Yeah, it's. Great, I.
• 57:08
  I can't believe I was on this. Yes, thank you for coming having
• 57:12
  me. Let's do our secret handshake.
• 57:17
  We practised it. How good is this?
• 57:20
  And do this and then and then this as well.
• 57:29
  And that's our secret handshake. So don't steal it, you freaks
• 57:33
  Ryan. Reynolds, what did you think?
• 57:38
  Eloise is going to be back on London soil.
• 57:40
  Don't worry. What a great discussion and keep
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  tuning in to Rich Vulture's podcast.
• 57:49
  Hit the describe, describe, subscribe button.
• 57:54
  But also, we're going to put in a describe button, Kenny, right?
• 57:59
  That adds a lot to it because you can talk about shit anyway.
• 58:05
  Hit the describe and check me out.
• 58:11
  December 3rd at the Moth Club. I'm also doing a work in
• 58:15
  progress at Bill Murray's Pub if you want to check that out.
• 58:20
  It's more of just joking around. November 10th, anyway.
• 58:25
  Bye. Rich vultures talk box.