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You're Next | Son of a Boy Dad #137 w/ Tommy Smokes · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish we could go back in time and
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  Speaker 4: have Tommy not clap. Why just kind of destroyed the
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  Speaker 4: the rhythm it was.
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  Speaker 9: It looked like you hurt yourself though. Wait it looks
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  Speaker 9: like I don't have control of my lower half of
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  Speaker 9: my body.
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  Speaker 10: All right, well, welcome back to the Son of a
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  Speaker 10: Boy Dad podcast. Today is Monday. What is it October two?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, sir, new month, knew us, New month knew us.
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  Speaker 11: I was birthdays on Thursday exactly. How could I forget?
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  Speaker 1: So that's why you were your sweatprints, sweatpants that show
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  Speaker 1: your print the best You're dick slinging today?
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  Speaker 5: And that was the great tracky, great trackie.
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  Speaker 9: People were I'm not the only prints I ever worn
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  Speaker 9: sweatpants this office we're streaming tonight.
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  Speaker 11: I just didn't want to be in jeans all day.
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  Speaker 12: No.
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  Speaker 5: I love a sweatpants day.
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  Speaker 1: Feel the most liberating day that you can kind of
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  Speaker 1: come in rock sweatpants, let your dick bounce around.
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  Speaker 11: Do you think people are looking at my dick today?
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  Speaker 1: As soon as you came in, that was the first
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  Speaker 1: thing I went to. And when I NFL football, I'm
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  Speaker 1: basket shopping, dude.
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  Speaker 13: I look at all these I look at all these
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  Speaker 13: dude packages, checking out every one of their packages, and
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  Speaker 13: I think it's them having strong glutes that really makes
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  Speaker 13: your packages look great.
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  Speaker 5: It pulls on the back of the pants. Anyway, How
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  Speaker 5: is your guys weekends? Good?
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  Speaker 4: I just got back.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, I'm fucking I am exhausted, just just hanging
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  Speaker 10: on by a thread right now. Yeah, I guess the
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  Speaker 10: exact same thing last weekend.
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  Speaker 1: But you're also you have a bubbling, youthful energy that
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  Speaker 1: makes me think that you had a fun ass time
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  Speaker 1: in Las Vegas at Skankfest this week.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was great. It was a good time.
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  Speaker 11: What did you do?
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  Speaker 4: Don't worry about.
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  Speaker 11: SAS has the greatest stories of all time today, So
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  Speaker 11: I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here to I was with Tyler Miller yesterday in
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  Speaker 1: Philly and he was like, Yo, SAS has like some
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  Speaker 1: kind of preposterous story, and I was like, don't say more.
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  Speaker 1: One because it's going to overhype the story, and two
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  Speaker 1: because I want to hear it from the horse's mouth.
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  Speaker 4: I can try and do my best job of re
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  Speaker 4: saying it. So Nate, let me see what I texted
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  Speaker 4: you guys.
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  Speaker 10: Well, pretty much what happened was I was so the
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  Speaker 10: first night, dude, it started off great. First night, I
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  Speaker 10: uh got in pretty late, went to like the kickoff party,
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  Speaker 10: kind of took it easy that night.
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  Speaker 5: Explain what skang Fest is to guys like Tommy who
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  Speaker 5: have no fucking idea.
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  Speaker 4: It's just a massive comedy festival. Louis J.
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  Speaker 10: Gomez runs it, and it's like all those guys like
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  Speaker 10: Big j Okerson, Dave Smith, and then they get a
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  Speaker 10: bunch of comedians like Tim Dillon, Nick Mullen. You guys
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  Speaker 10: all go up there and do comedy or yeah, everyone
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  Speaker 10: just goes to Vegas and does you just do a
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  Speaker 10: bunch of shows.
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  Speaker 11: You guys then like party and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty much it's more of a party than is
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  Speaker 1: shows mechanical bawl or like the boxing thing where you
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  Speaker 1: punch it and it goes up to nine hunts.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of betting. I bet a lot this weekend,
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  Speaker 4: A lot of gambling. Okay, but I had a good
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  Speaker 4: first night, took it easy. Then I went to the gym.
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  Speaker 10: The next morning, it's fucking steak in broccoli for lunch.
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  Speaker 10: I was like, ah, so this is gonna be I'm
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  Speaker 10: like healthier right now than I am, but I'm home.
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  Speaker 11: Because it is crazier than I was expecting.
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  Speaker 10: So then then the then the second night, I have
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  Speaker 10: like my shows, I had to host a four pm show,
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  Speaker 10: which was fine.
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  Speaker 4: I suck at hosting, but whatever, and.
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  Speaker 5: Then whatever, you sacrifice that because four pm is the
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  Speaker 5: best slot.
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  Speaker 4: It actually is. It's weird.
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  Speaker 10: It doesn't work the same way like normal festivals. It
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  Speaker 10: would be like the late shows are good. Everyone at
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  Speaker 10: the late no one goes lay shows. Everyone's too fucked
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  Speaker 10: up by then, so the early shows are like the
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  Speaker 10: best shows. And then I did like two more shows
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  Speaker 10: after that, and then I got like then I was like,
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  Speaker 10: I've been drinking since four so I was pretty pammered,
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  Speaker 10: and uh, and then.
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  Speaker 5: What we're off of? What were you sipping on.
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  Speaker 4: Beer the whole time? I'm mixing up my days. That
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  Speaker 4: was Friday.
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  Speaker 10: Saturday was the day that I got really drunk, and
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  Speaker 10: I was I did a show, one great show, phenomenal, phenomenal,
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  Speaker 10: And and then Column did his midnight circus show, which.
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  Speaker 5: Is a raw and raunchy vaudevillian.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's like like, uh, it's obviously it's at midnight. It
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  Speaker 4: was packed.
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  Speaker 10: Uh, he like gets like dancers and there's like glow
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  Speaker 10: sticks and everyone's got everyone's on mushrooms.
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  Speaker 4: Not me, of course, I don't take mushrooms.
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  Speaker 11: And whack.
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  Speaker 4: It's just whack.
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  Speaker 10: And then they had like, uh, like Ari Shaffir doing
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  Speaker 10: some weird shit like it's like a weird show his
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  Speaker 10: penis out, but pretty much that kind of thing. And
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  Speaker 10: then uh, exactly, Sam Talent did like just did like
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  Speaker 10: a scary story which was hilarious. And then I'm like
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  Speaker 10: hanging out backstage the whole time. I wasn't even on
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  Speaker 10: the show. I was just hanging out with Column and
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  Speaker 10: gardenI and Sam Talent and uh. And then I'm like
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  Speaker 10: pretty drunk. I'm pretty fucked up, and everyone's like throwing
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  Speaker 10: glow sticks around, and I had like a bunch of
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  Speaker 10: glow sticks. I'm like, calm, we should go on stage
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  Speaker 10: when it ends and throw the glow sticks. And so
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  Speaker 10: then we're start throwing the glow sticks. I'm pretty I'm
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  Speaker 10: really drunk at this point, I'm hammering the glow sticks.
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  Speaker 5: Because that's not even that good of an idea.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, even that you have to tell someone about that
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna throw close climax.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm throwing the glow sticks.
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  Speaker 10: I'm really throwing them, and then all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 10: I just feel an ice cold breeze on my penis.
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  Speaker 4: And I look down and my cock and balls are
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  Speaker 4: fully out in front of every front.
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  Speaker 10: Of the higher audience. Colum pants to me, and he
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  Speaker 10: didn't know. He like, dude, my my underwear came down fast.
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  Speaker 4: What yeah, Actually I saw a video of it yesterday
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  Speaker 4: and I made the due What yeah, there's a video
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  Speaker 4: of your cock and ball and floating around the internet
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  Speaker 4: column probably still hasn't.
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  Speaker 11: But he set it to a friend or anything.
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  Speaker 12: No I do.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, I didn't really care. It was hilarious. It was
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  Speaker 4: very funny, but it was you.
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  Speaker 5: Won't take off your shirt in front of your mirror?
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  Speaker 5: He won't? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: I was actually one of the things I was talking.
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking about that the next day.
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  Speaker 10: I was like, dude, that was I would rather have
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  Speaker 10: that happen one hundred times than have to take my
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  Speaker 10: shirt off in front of a cr and.
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  Speaker 5: So it rips your shirt off from behind you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're getting shirted.
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  Speaker 5: You got fucking pants as a grown man in front
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  Speaker 5: of gangfest.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I think Colin said that he pants to me, expecting
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  Speaker 10: underwear to stay up, and then all of a sudden
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  Speaker 10: he's just staring at my bare ass and it took
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  Speaker 10: me like a minute to realize that my dick was out,
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  Speaker 10: and I in the video, dude, like it goes out.
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  Speaker 10: I don't even like flinch, like I just pull my
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  Speaker 10: pants back up and keep throwing close.
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  Speaker 5: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I've been telling has ever been that small either?
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  Speaker 5: Like video video? It came off small, dude.
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  Speaker 4: It's all you could see was my balls.
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  Speaker 5: My dick was inside my due on st of.
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  Speaker 4: Like two hundred people. I'm hammered out of my mind.
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  Speaker 5: What what noise did they make when you got pants?
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  Speaker 4: I probably gasps. I don't really remember.
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  Speaker 5: I think everyone but you asked a video.
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  Speaker 4: And then I found out that I think already took
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  Speaker 4: his dick out on stage two, So that made me
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  Speaker 4: feel better.
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  Speaker 5: Well he did feel better.
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  Speaker 4: No, he did that by choice, like before I went up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because that's that's the type of guy he is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but thereforecing you into that type of humor, that
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  Speaker 1: that voyeur I really exhibitionism.
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  Speaker 10: Everyone kept on like the next day, everyone kept it,
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  Speaker 10: coming up to me and being like, dude, are you okay?
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  Speaker 10: Like I know that was like pretty crazy, And the
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  Speaker 10: whole time I was like that didn't bother me, Like
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  Speaker 10: at all.
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  Speaker 4: Still, I'm not how did.
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  Speaker 5: That not bother?
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  Speaker 9: If I had to pick everybody that I know who
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  Speaker 9: would like handle that, the worst you would have been
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  Speaker 9: pretty high.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: I was like I was more I like blacked out
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  Speaker 10: pretty hard that night, which I don't like doing and
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  Speaker 10: I never really do.
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  Speaker 4: And that was what I was more like anxious about,
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  Speaker 4: just like was I I hope I didn't say anything anybody,
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  Speaker 4: But then I like went up to some fans came
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  Speaker 4: up after the show and I was like, did you guys,
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  Speaker 4: actually did you see my dick? And they're like, oh, yeah, completely,
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  Speaker 4: They're like and we were in the back, they were
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  Speaker 4: were on top.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it's not as small as you're saying. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: they saw it from dude two hundred people seeing your day.
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  Speaker 4: It was probably more than two hundred.
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  Speaker 5: It's a literal nightmare though.
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  Speaker 1: That's like a lot of people's number one actual nightmare
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  Speaker 1: that something like that would happen to them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I mean do it's a weird festival.
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  Speaker 10: There's like the naked Roast, yeah, that I went into
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  Speaker 10: for one minute and then I left, was like this
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  Speaker 10: is fucking weird.
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  Speaker 5: It's like I could do this on my own.
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  Speaker 4: Just people on.
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  Speaker 10: Stage fully naked, roasting each other, like dicks out, pussy's out,
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  Speaker 10: dick's out.
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  Speaker 4: It's really strange.
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  Speaker 5: It's like a nude beach where it's packed.
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  Speaker 4: It's like it's like by far the biggest show.
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  Speaker 5: Obviously because people are trying to see some fucking you.
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  Speaker 11: See any good puss dude.
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  Speaker 4: I went out for like, I went in for like
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  Speaker 4: thirty seconds and there was just like a dude on
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  Speaker 4: stage with his dick out, and then they brought the
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  Speaker 4: girl out and everyone went crazy, and then I walked out.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, this is so fucking weird. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 4: almost like moments later, my penis was out on stage.
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  Speaker 1: That's your karma figure judging them, judging not unless you
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  Speaker 1: be judged exactly, unless you have your penis exposed, unless
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  Speaker 1: you have the fucking shrimp out on the bar.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's insane. You're handling it right.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't even. I don't even.
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  Speaker 5: I like he hasn't noticed yet. I feel like he
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  Speaker 5: might be in shot.
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  Speaker 4: It's like when someone gets shot, and the way it wasn't,
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  Speaker 4: it wasn't like if my dick got pulled out on
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  Speaker 4: stage at like the stand. It's like what there in
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  Speaker 4: front of a.
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  Speaker 10: Bunch of fuck four hundred pound hammered like bikers, like
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  Speaker 10: all like beards and tattoos.
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  Speaker 4: They thought it was hilarious. That's like, that's like what
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  Speaker 4: they want to see.
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  Speaker 11: Ye is there have there been any tweet like have
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  Speaker 11: you got any messages? Now I saw your dick?
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  Speaker 12: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no one said anything. I'm sure someone out
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  Speaker 4: there saw it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm honestly debating. Like my instinct right there was to
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  Speaker 1: be like if you have a video of set, send
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  Speaker 1: it to me. But it's like crazy, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: I don't actually want to see your dude.
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  Speaker 10: Yesterday, I'm talking to some dude and he's like, you,
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  Speaker 10: I took this video at the Midnight Circus and I
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  Speaker 10: was about to tweet it and I never watched it.
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  Speaker 4: And then he shows me the video and it's just
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  Speaker 4: me with my dick out and he like didn't even
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  Speaker 4: know that that was in the video, and it was
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  Speaker 4: like I was so close to tweeting it.
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  Speaker 11: If that video got tweeted, like how visible.
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  Speaker 4: Was your dick? I would be mad if a video
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  Speaker 4: was put out that was.
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  Speaker 11: Was your dick in that video?
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  Speaker 4: How long was it in the visible Oh dude, he
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  Speaker 4: was front row.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and you could still only see balls.
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  Speaker 4: See I'm telling you, like it was like the head
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  Speaker 4: of my penis and that's it.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm like, you've been talking about your ball so
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  Speaker 5: much like that? How long they do that?
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  Speaker 12: That?
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  Speaker 4: Honestly? That uh reassured my thoughts, Like I'm dead on,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not wrong, Like it looked like the face of.
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  Speaker 9: Grandmother Willow or people complimenting your balls after No, dude, really,
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  Speaker 9: like no one brought it up, Like no one said anything.
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  Speaker 4: They're just cool like that they do did. I think
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  Speaker 4: it was probably because I think Ari was doing like
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  Speaker 4: ship with his dick on stage.
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  Speaker 5: I think.
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  Speaker 4: I think they probably thought more about that you could.
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  Speaker 5: Kind of hide behind his the fact that his penis
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  Speaker 5: was out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I think that you could if you had been a
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  Speaker 1: different type of human being or personality, you could make
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  Speaker 1: this your entire person.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I thought about it and just be like
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  Speaker 4: I'm the dick out guy or like.
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  Speaker 5: I got sexually assaulted.
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, well I was expected kept on going up
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  Speaker 10: to call I kept on going up to call him
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  Speaker 10: the whole night and just going there.
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  Speaker 4: He said that I just kept on going up to him, going,
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  Speaker 4: there is my rapist.
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  Speaker 5: This man exposed? Yeah, honestly, like it's it's kind of
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  Speaker 5: like when Ari dosed.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, it's like that kind of thing, like you
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  Speaker 1: could kind of like be like he knows that the
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  Speaker 1: one thing that I fear is losing control, yeah, not
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  Speaker 1: having my penis.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But also I've been telling you for two years to
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  Speaker 1: ditch the fucking boxers, dude, and go.
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  Speaker 4: To boxers, buy a briefs on. That never would have
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  Speaker 4: happened if you.
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  Speaker 5: Had boxer briefs on, that never would happen.
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  Speaker 10: Like they had weights attached to them. They just fell
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  Speaker 10: to the floor like there was no elastic elastic band.
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  Speaker 5: There probably wasn't, dude.
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  Speaker 4: You probably have owned these boxers since high school or
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: somebody literally just collapsed.
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  Speaker 11: It was great boxers on right now too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I only wear them.
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  Speaker 11: I go brief.
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  Speaker 9: Sometimes, but they're just more comfortable. I think they're so
• 13:47
  Speaker 9: much more comfortable.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, after this story, I know now I have
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: to after their story. This is like having one of
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: your friends get like crash on a motorcycle or something
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, it isn't where helmets from now on, boys,
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: Let's strap the fucking and make sure that we're wearing
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: our safe belts and we have our boxer briefs on
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: unless we get exposed by irishman.
• 14:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, did he apologize?
• 14:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but I dude, I really didn't like I genuinely
• 14:15
  Speaker 10: never no part of me cared. He was just laughing,
• 14:18
  Speaker 10: like it's like he was laughing on stage. He was like,
• 14:20
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, I'm so sorry because I did not
• 14:22
  Speaker 10: think that was gonna happen.
• 14:23
  Speaker 11: What type of pants you have?
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: I was wearing these shorts and they're dude, they're tied.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: I tie him tight.
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: But like when you have boxers, the pinch probably grabbed
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: both the boxers.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: It was Yeah, they came down together.
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: Oh my fucking god.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, penis just out for everybody.
• 14:42
  Speaker 11: Probably you're still able to wear the shorts be traumatic
• 14:45
  Speaker 11: for you.
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: It's like Jersey Jerry shitting his shorts like a catastrophe.
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: This is literally a catastrophe.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: You're handling this so well that I'm worried that it's
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: gonna come up in therapy in like twenty years been
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: It's going to be like the reason that you like.
• 14:59
  Speaker 11: Have a came the joker or something.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's gonna be some kind of distrust in humanity
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: that manifests through this.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: No, it really wasn't a big deal.
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds like it was.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: It the next day.
• 15:11
  Speaker 11: I don't help that you were an event where there
• 15:13
  Speaker 11: was a literal naked roast like that.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exact. Yeah, it wasn't.
• 15:18
  Speaker 10: If it was at like moon Tower and my Dick
• 15:20
  Speaker 10: was out on stage, that would be a little more worried.
• 15:22
  Speaker 10: Yeh ChFL New Faces is out on stage, that would
• 15:26
  Speaker 10: be more worries.
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: His big debut in the comedy world. It's little sass.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: They're all on drugs too, do They probably thought they
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: just like imagined it in their head.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Well, this is the affirming that they needed to find
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: out to know that it did actually happen. I wonder
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: what people like love about nudity and comedy, Like is
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: there something raw about it?
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: Funny or like it's funny or like.
• 15:48
  Speaker 11: I disagree, I find it find it low brow.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: There I say, like, uh, let's go through some movies
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: where people are naked, Like in euro Trip they go
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: to the beach and it's like all the naked.
• 15:58
  Speaker 11: Guys Likesbender in that movie.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: Ye, yes, that's true, But he looks great. Yeah, Jason Siegell's.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Hilarious scene Jennifer Lawrence and.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: So yeah, Jennifer Lawrence just did it as a woman
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: trying to be famous or woman trying to be funny
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: with naked is.
• 16:15
  Speaker 7: A funny cock and pop star.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a hilarious Is that what I'm thinking of?
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: Or is it hall pass where there's the massive dick.
• 16:25
  Speaker 11: I think it's a hall pass.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: He falls asleep in the hot to there's.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: He's like Irish switch.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah that that. Yeah, dude, it's funny.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess it's always funny. I guess it's always funny.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know, like it would be funny if it
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: happened to me, dude.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 16:45
  Speaker 10: I think if you were there and you were in
• 16:46
  Speaker 10: that mental state, I think it would have been funny.
• 16:49
  Speaker 10: It was pretty good times, like everyone was having a
• 16:51
  Speaker 10: good time.
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: You can't be the guy crying that we Got'm not
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: gonna Yeah, there's no way he was this chill.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, I swear to god, I was. I really, I
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: never even got upset.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: Should I call column doubt?
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Call Um is probably on a plane right now. Yeah, definitely, Yeah.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: To a different country. He's like Roman Polanski.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: He's about to live in France for years.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Extra night column, dude, he abused my boy. He was
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: writing a fucking letter.
• 17:22
  Speaker 10: And then I went, I'm trying to think. So that
• 17:24
  Speaker 10: was Saturday night. And then I went to the Circa
• 17:28
  Speaker 10: sports book the next day.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the place.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: I might not to say that ship. Yeah, who cares.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: You went to the sports book. It doesn't matter.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: It's a great sports but that's that's like the indoor
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: out one Circa Circa or whatever.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: I just went to this. Josh Potter had like a
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: booth for everybody.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Fucking Josh, what I mention?
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Do you know Josh Potter?
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: No you don't.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: He did anis a while ago. Yeah he's really cool.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: Sounds like a mensch.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah he is. And and uh, dude, I won every
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: single bet yesterday.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Really I went.
• 17:55
  Speaker 10: So I at two am on Saturday night, I went
• 17:58
  Speaker 10: to the sports book with lev and call them and
• 18:01
  Speaker 10: we placed our bets and I put obviously builds money
• 18:03
  Speaker 10: line and everyone was like talking to me, like, dude,
• 18:06
  Speaker 10: none of this stuff is going to hit like your fucking.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Dude, I bet Nicki Smokes has a hit out on you. Dude,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I bet NICKI smokes your friend. Yeah, I made so
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: much money yesterday, NICKI smokes was probably like someone pants
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: that man, Yeah, put a hit out on your Probably
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: he definitely sent someone, dude.
• 18:21
  Speaker 10: I literally went like four and oh on the one
• 18:23
  Speaker 10: pm games and then and then I put a ton
• 18:26
  Speaker 10: of money. I put all the winnings from that onto
• 18:28
  Speaker 10: the Chiefs money line in the over and then that hit.
• 18:31
  Speaker 10: So I made like a thousand dollars betting yesterday, and
• 18:34
  Speaker 10: then I went to play roulette last night.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Extra two hundred cash out, no problem.
• 18:40
  Speaker 11: You bet colors or numbers.
• 18:42
  Speaker 10: Uh outside only colors, Yeah, but then there's also numbers
• 18:47
  Speaker 10: as you can do odd even a guarantee to thirty six. Yeah,
• 18:50
  Speaker 10: sounds like a guy who hasn't spent last night's casino.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: It sounds like a guy who's never had his dick
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: exposed to.
• 18:57
  Speaker 11: Rather than I double up and then I double up.
• 18:58
  Speaker 11: But I stopped doing that.
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: I was like when I just got to high school,
• 19:01
  Speaker 9: I was like, how's nobody tried that before? If you
• 19:03
  Speaker 9: just keep betting red and then it loses, you double
• 19:05
  Speaker 9: it up, you double it up, you double it up.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: But that's the funny thing about Roulette because it's literally
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: a fifty to fifty chance every single time, so that
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: everyone everyone's.
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: Like, it's more about like the point because they put
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: in the two greens.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's true.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: You have like a forty eight point fuck yeah, but.
• 19:20
  Speaker 10: The chance, the chances don't change. Like everyone's like, well,
• 19:23
  Speaker 10: it hit red the last two times, it's got to
• 19:24
  Speaker 10: hit black. You're probably gonna hit red again, to be honest, Yeah,
• 19:29
  Speaker 10: the odds aren't predicted. But I put down like one
• 19:32
  Speaker 10: hundred dollars on that, and I was fucking just exhausted,
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: and I was like, dude, I gotta go to bed,
• 19:36
  Speaker 10: and I just took it, put it all on black,
• 19:38
  Speaker 10: hit black, and.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: You hit it and you just walked out. Yeah, you
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: just took your chips and left. My chips went to
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: the You knew when to fold them, went.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: To the cage. Yeah, you got to know when to
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: fold them, and you have to you got to know
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: when to hold them too, and.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: You held them. You didn't take any losses in Vegas.
• 19:52
  Speaker 10: Oh, I lost likes, I lost some money, but I
• 19:57
  Speaker 10: came back. I mean I beat dude. I broke the bank,
• 19:59
  Speaker 10: did you. Yeah, they probably have your face up.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, I'm a high roller.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: I thought they were gonna fly me back into PJA
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: in New York.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: They comped you a fucking suite at the Blash.
• 20:08
  Speaker 10: Dude call him and me had the same Chiefs bed,
• 20:12
  Speaker 10: and he was cracking me up. He because he's he
• 20:15
  Speaker 10: was like, dude, that's like He's like, I just that
• 20:16
  Speaker 10: was a really irresponsible amount of money to put down.
• 20:19
  Speaker 10: And then of course, like the second half, the Jets
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: start like playing good and I'm going into this being like, yeah,
• 20:25
  Speaker 10: it's seventeen to two in the first half, orre like, well,
• 20:28
  Speaker 10: there's no way this doesn't hit.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: And then out of nowhere, it's just like, dude, we
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: might be completely fucked right now.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Did it come? But it did.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: He was gonna have to walk back to New York City.
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: How much did your unit size increase in Vegas?
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: A law A.
• 20:45
  Speaker 10: Good bit, yeah, but I had like a dumb one.
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: I Colin was saying, he was, dude, they shouldn't even have.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Let us place those bets because you were so trash.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: We were just like.
• 20:54
  Speaker 10: Swaying standing there and I'm like, yeah, I'll put seventy
• 20:56
  Speaker 10: dollars on the vikings money line pays out like twenty literally,
• 21:02
  Speaker 10: it was like a twenty dollars win, and then the
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: Vikings are fucking losing for the whole game, and I'm like,
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: why did I take this bet? The Vikings haven't played
• 21:08
  Speaker 10: well all year.
• 21:10
  Speaker 11: I don't think casino is going to advise you against
• 21:12
  Speaker 11: stupid bets when you're drawing.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: No, they weren't. I remember I walked over and I
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: went to like the machine to place bets, and just
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: some dude.
• 21:18
  Speaker 10: Turns around and he goes great, fucking dead to make
• 21:21
  Speaker 10: some money, and I was like, all right, man, fucking
• 21:25
  Speaker 10: hadn't had like three hours of sleep last night.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: It sounds like you basically had a perfect Vegas trip
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: though it was it was a good time. It sounds
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: like you had the comedy was good. Yeah, you were
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: hanging out with fun people, You won a bunch, you
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: got out of dogs at the right time.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Then it was fun.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: You're relatively fresh coming out of there.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty exhausted, and I'm pretty uh yeah, empty inside
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: But you know, nah, you seem full. You seem full
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: to the brim, you seem charged out.
• 21:49
  Speaker 10: I think I'm just delusionally tired right now. I went
• 21:52
  Speaker 10: to bed last night at two. I had to wake
• 21:54
  Speaker 10: up at five to.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Get on a fight. They just got on yeah food direct.
• 21:58
  Speaker 10: H yeah, but then I a whole thing. Don't worry
• 22:01
  Speaker 10: about it. Wouldn't sweat it. We're here now.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: You made it.
• 22:05
  Speaker 11: I got extra Sky got those yet I did?
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: Yes? Yeah, ten thousand you signed what did you sign
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: up for? Their credit car?
• 22:11
  Speaker 11: Yeah? Were card? Yeah we mean scammed the Delta.
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: No, we did it.
• 22:17
  Speaker 10: That did not work nearly as well as I thought
• 22:19
  Speaker 10: it was gonna work. I thought we were gonna get Well,
• 22:20
  Speaker 10: we don't have to talk about this again. I was
• 22:24
  Speaker 10: talking about that with Guardini. He was saying that a
• 22:27
  Speaker 10: Chris O'Connor was saying that he's like obsessed with the Delta,
• 22:30
  Speaker 10: the Delta miles, and I was like, dude, I'm like
• 22:32
  Speaker 10: on the Delta Reddit, like reading shit like how to
• 22:34
  Speaker 10: get my miles up faster.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: That's all I think about constantly.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: Have you gotten any tips?
• 22:38
  Speaker 12: No?
• 22:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, from you. But it didn't work because they couldn't upgrade.
• 22:41
  Speaker 10: I didn't get any upgrades really, yeah, none. It's not
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: worth it, dude, Silver You're little like you're like the
• 22:47
  Speaker 10: fortieth person on the list.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: To get upgraded.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: We're like the points guys.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah we are.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: That's all we care about.
• 22:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Francis, I feel like it's cheating the system somehow. Yeah,
• 22:57
  Speaker 10: he barely flies.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: He's rich and he barely fies, not like guys like us.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: We're flying all the time. But we do, we do,
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: we do.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: He didn't fly all summer.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Tommy flies every week every week.
• 23:07
  Speaker 11: You may be flying twice a week when I do
• 23:09
  Speaker 11: this college tour. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be fucking
• 23:12
  Speaker 11: platinum diamond plat.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: Are you so they worried about that?
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: About what flying? Having to fly twice a week.
• 23:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, definitely gonna I'm gonna burn myself out.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I'm fucking I gotta go to Portland on.
• 23:22
  Speaker 11: Thursday so you can keep cashing a paytrick.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Tell Tommy, we're doing you a favor by having you
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: on this show. Right, can hopefully get a new contract.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: It is massive. We got to check the metrics, but
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: I think it like quadruples our audience.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: When we lose, we're making.
• 23:43
  Speaker 11: A sacrifice females.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably the ladies do love Tommy.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Anyways, tell us about your festival. It was good, dude,
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: it was looked awesome.
• 23:53
  Speaker 11: It was fun.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I did. I did a festival this week. I
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: don't have any fucking festival boys. I wish, dude, I
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: would have killed two who went out who went out.
• 24:03
  Speaker 10: Naked Atleta Woodstock Corn Oh yeah, Chili Peppers.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: Chili Peppers. Yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: They had their dicks out, just swinging. They had big
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: dicks though.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: They love to have their dicks out. They're always like
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Flee always has like a tube sock on his dick.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: They love that ship. But uh they h Have you
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: ever seen American Pie? Yeah, Jason Biggs was he like
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: came in like metas beforehand. That was like the sweetest part.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: That's awesome.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: He was just like we looked over in the middle
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: of the show and he was just on the side
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: stage going fucking nuts. Really shit, it was fucking it
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: was just exciting. It's not even like uh funny or
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: like a crazy story, so fucking yeah.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: It was terrified.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a fucking big ass crowd.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: There was like no one there like forty five minutes beforehand.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: I was like, thank fucking God. And then we went
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: out on stage and there was like like two to
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: three thousand.
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: People I don't know if it's hard to gauge, but
• 24:52
  Speaker 9: if you had a guess percentage people there that didn't
• 24:55
  Speaker 9: know you were like a barstool that were just like, oh,
• 24:57
  Speaker 9: this is just another band coming on, like they didn't know,
• 24:59
  Speaker 9: like the bar.
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: A lot of people.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I was very self conscious about the performance because like, uh,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: you're acutely aware of like every little mess up that
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: you have.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: So but afterwards everybody was like, they're like great set.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Like you guys fucking crushed it up there. People who
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: had no idea it was us, Like we went to
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: go get drinks and they were like, where you guys
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: headed off to tomorrow? Like what's what's the next.
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: On the tour.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: We're like, no, no, we work in an office together.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: We're not even supposed to be doing this, dude. But
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: at the end, like when Atlantis Moore said and like
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: John Mayer were playing, it was like fucking Woodstock ninety nine.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: It was like, as far as the eye could see,
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: that's awesome. It was fucking sick.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Did you touch base?
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: No, we didn't run into each other or I like
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: we dm'd but not we didn't.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: As soon as like he was out of there, he
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: like hopped in like the presidential How close you guys are,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: We don't even need to. We don't have to. We
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: don't have to the next door to Yeah.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Bes when we get back to the city.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: That's perpetually kicking the can down the road. He had
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: like a presidential motorcade like whisking him off. Oh yeah,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: he fucking crushed it, though.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: Dude, he's a beast.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: He just went up there fully acoustic and just like
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: had no band, no backing, and just rocked for like
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: so half Yeah solo.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: He's such a fucking beast.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: It was nuts.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: It was like torrential down poor rain. I can't believe
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: people were even out there.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Ftval.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: We had a pizza festival. It was fucking sideways Vietnamese rain.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: And then fucking we ran it back this weekend and
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: it was fucking brutal rain again.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that sucks.
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: I think rain for music's kind of dope.
• 26:41
  Speaker 12: It is.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people like that ship. It's like romantic.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: It was gretty.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: How can you not be romantic about the rain.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: And then we fucking smashed the Eagles game on Sunday.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: That was sick.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: Oh birds overtime winter. That was fun as fuck.
• 26:57
  Speaker 11: For talking, for talking gambling.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: Come on, bro, come on, dude. So win is a win.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: Win is a win.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how twisted Philadelphia is.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I was fired up about the win and I got
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: in the car and everybody, like the sports talk radio
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: is like.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: A fucking suck dude.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: The fuck they're undefeated and they just want in overtime
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: and people are fucking furious about it.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: But uh, it was.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: It was a blast, but it was sweltering heat. It
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: was so uncomfortable to go to the game. I kind
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: of wish I had been panted and was just dick
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: out because it was it was like eighty five degrees
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: sun beating directly down on us. I can't imagine playing
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: football in that weather.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: It's brutal.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: Those guys are it has to be so uncomfortable to
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: do what they're doing.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: To do that, or do like the fucking late like
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: December games at.
• 27:39
  Speaker 11: Least then really cold.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: I think I'd rather be I'd rather be hot than
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: be that.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: No, dude, I think i'd be cold because you're like
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: running around heating your body up, like sprinting in the
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: in the heat, like tackling someone.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: Or having to block someone in the fourth quarter.
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: That's so little either so much standing around, they probably
• 27:55
  Speaker 9: get way more tired and they.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: Have to be fucking exhausted.
• 27:59
  Speaker 11: Dude.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I was so tired just sitting. I was like woozy,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: like I was Brandon Walker like about to pass out
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: with like a heat stroke. I felt like the sun
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: was killing me. Yeah, that's awful, Like and then on
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: field level it's like up fifteen degrees.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I can't even see the sun all
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: week because you're in Vegas because it's like, dude, you
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: go outside and it's not even outside. It's like that
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: fucking big ass What is that street called, like Fort
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: Fort Street? I don't know what it is at Fort Street,
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Fort Worth, Fortmouth, Fort Mountain.
• 28:25
  Speaker 11: Are you talking about the Las Vegas Boulevard.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: Are you talking about the strip?
• 28:29
  Speaker 12: No?
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: No, No, we were in We weren't in like that bary.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: We were in Old Vegas.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: I like Old Vegas way better. Did you go to
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: the stripper you were saying that it is, it's significantly better.
• 28:39
  Speaker 11: Saying it so much it makes me think it's not true.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: It's literally hell.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: No, the real strip is hell. You're you're walking along
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: like a sidewalk. It's just all escalators down. Someone's about
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: the fucking prank video. You got to have your head
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: on a swivel for fucking Danny Jackal trying to hold
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: your hand or somethinghit like that.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Big push.
• 28:59
  Speaker 10: Jackal's y as bush b lining for you with the
• 29:03
  Speaker 10: fucking camera crew behind her.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, old prank videos were someone jumping out of a bush,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: and now it's a bush jumping out of somebody just fucking.
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: But waking up in the morning and having to like
• 29:15
  Speaker 10: walk to the venue and you're just walking by like
• 29:19
  Speaker 10: nuns with their tits out and like exes over them
• 29:22
  Speaker 10: and shit, it's like.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you see the prostitutes with the
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: baseball cards the plank card?
• 29:28
  Speaker 10: Oh I never saw any prostitutes, but apparently people were
• 29:30
  Speaker 10: talking about how they like come up to you at night.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: The nun probably were prostitutes. Honestly, you think they all
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: just try and get you to take a picture with them.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: It's the same thing as Times Square when fucking Mickey
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Mouse tries to hug you and then he's like, all right,
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: even will be a thousand dollars That hug costs a
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: lot of money to pay me.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Some fucking cash. They really do shake you down, and
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: they're always Ecuadorian or something like that. Helmet pops off
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: got me started on the Ecuadorians.
• 29:59
  Speaker 11: Ecuadorians, those guys are trouble.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you could talk shit on them, but not the Hondurans.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: I got our boy Kfee in some trouble.
• 30:07
  Speaker 10: Big Cat's getting fucking rinsed online right now, Big Cat,
• 30:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah Swift, Yeah, dude, they're fucking dragging him. What did
• 30:14
  Speaker 10: he say saying that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelton need
• 30:17
  Speaker 10: to make like a sex to.
• 30:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that they need to make a sex tape. This
• 30:19
  Speaker 11: is going to go on, and he's like, I need
• 30:21
  Speaker 11: to see some pete and some b And then then
• 30:23
  Speaker 11: Swifties were like, this is disgusting.
• 30:26
  Speaker 10: It's going like but it's getting like mainstream hate now yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 30:29
  Speaker 10: it was eventually the Swifties and now it's getting like, dude,
• 30:32
  Speaker 10: I heard Big.
• 30:32
  Speaker 11: Cat now just women or boning and groaning about it.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I heard Big Cat was asking what Taylor Swift's body
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: count was, and I was disgusted, Dude, I couldn't believe
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: that he was asking that.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: They said the two fifty top she gives the rape.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: What's that neck? Dude?
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Dude? The rage behind the Taylor Swift thing is crazy?
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: What the rage people feel? They showed her like once yesterday?
• 31:00
  Speaker 11: It really showed her pretty like the pre game was
• 31:02
  Speaker 11: a little bit like what that to me? I was
• 31:04
  Speaker 11: more excited.
• 31:05
  Speaker 10: I didn't give a fuck U But if like what people?
• 31:08
  Speaker 10: Do you think lost money on Travis Kelcey anytime?
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, here's one? Did you me too? The girls?
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: The girls must have That was one of two bets
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: that I lost.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Vegas probably jacked up those odds, yes, did you?
• 31:20
  Speaker 11: The boys are up right now?
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: But trying one up me?
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: He said, twelve and three. That's that's really good.
• 31:26
  Speaker 9: I had Zach Wilson two touchdowns. Nobody's ever bet that
• 31:29
  Speaker 9: before He's done before?
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: True? That is what were the odds for five hundred
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: only plus five hundred?
• 31:35
  Speaker 11: That's I mean two touchdowns. It's pretty doable as the
• 31:37
  Speaker 11: starting quarterback.
• 31:38
  Speaker 10: But I saw value like like t like throwing touchdowns.
• 31:42
  Speaker 10: Oh I thought you meant like to like him scoring
• 31:45
  Speaker 10: passing touchdowns?
• 31:46
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Still good though, so great, great pick people, We're fucking
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: This is the probably the sharpest football podcast at this company.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: And let's list the other ones that are less sharp
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: than a part of my take busting with the Boys.
• 32:00
  Speaker 10: Usn't the Boys' name really a football podcast? Surf and turf,
• 32:03
  Speaker 10: that's more like lifestyle.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: They kind of like the glass white dudes.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a million dollars worth of game macro dos,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: PATV pod type of.
• 32:15
  Speaker 12: That.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: That little bucket over there, what are the unnecessary roughness?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: We're sharper than them college football show, sharper than them
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: at pro football for sports, and we're sharper than mostly.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Sport like mostly fucking sucks.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Uh, advisors, sharper than them. You put our minds together,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: even though you are a part of that. Yeah, that's fine,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: But Tommy on this show, Tommy on this show is
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: sharper than Tommy on that show.
• 32:42
  Speaker 11: Do you know what I'm going with? Stats with gut
• 32:44
  Speaker 11: with guts and you got to play.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Gut crazy yesterday, dude.
• 32:49
  Speaker 10: I don't know if it was like a mistake or something,
• 32:51
  Speaker 10: but the Bills were plus two hundred to win the
• 32:54
  Speaker 10: second half. Just put two hundred bucks on that. Well,
• 32:58
  Speaker 10: they were up a lot, right, Yeah, what was it?
• 33:01
  Speaker 10: Discaus Like they thought the Dolls to come.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: Back probably or the they regrets to the mean or
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: some shit like that.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: I don't like doing it on my phone.
• 33:08
  Speaker 10: I don't like doing it on the paper though, because
• 33:10
  Speaker 10: then you'll get like the live updates.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: So I'm like writing Ship down.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: And then you feel like a back of the score,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: a horse gambler too, you like have all these the
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: tickets that you have to You're like smacking your palm
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: with the tickets and Ship.
• 33:21
  Speaker 10: It's also weird because there's no someone could just steal
• 33:23
  Speaker 10: your ticket. Yeah, there's no like name or anything.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: There's the trope of the guys in Vegas or at
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: a horse track, like looking at the tickets on the.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Ground a winner.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the dream. It's fun.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you had an awesome weekend. It's probably way less
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: fun for some of the people that ate Ship. But
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: sadly we're sharp as fuck over here.
• 33:42
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 33:42
  Speaker 10: I hated to be that guy because everyone was losing
• 33:44
  Speaker 10: and I was like, I have not lost a bet today.
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: Try watching some more football, fellas, just bet it with
• 33:49
  Speaker 9: your eye tests not you too talking to those losers.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I know you don't. You don't need to
• 33:56
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• 33:59
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  Speaker 5: Like what like, how does he bounce the relationship?
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  Speaker 11: Bro?
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Like I asked Paul read like what he spent his
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: money on or some shit.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: These are very tame questions, but even the way I
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: was asking them, I don't know, people were like flabbergasted that.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: They were like when you look at the off season program, like,
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: did you my one of.
• 36:34
  Speaker 9: My friends from college works? Should I ask them? He
• 36:37
  Speaker 9: works with seventy six ers? Media should be like what's
• 36:38
  Speaker 9: the buzz about her own? At media day? Were they
• 36:40
  Speaker 9: trashing you?
• 36:42
  Speaker 12: No?
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: I mean they probably like just all know each other. Yeah,
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: probably didn't wrecking each other every week.
• 36:46
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I also think that there is like the difference between
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: the pro athletes and the sports writers is one of.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: The widest gaps.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Like the way that pro athletes like communicate with each other,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: like NBA players, like the way that they like talk
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: and power around with each other is so different than
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: how they talk in a press conference and how sports
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: writers talk to them.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like it's this proper like procedural.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Everyone's kind of asking the same packaged idea of the
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: same question. It's just not how like people communicate with
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: each other.
• 37:16
  Speaker 10: Now, did you see that video you see the Jets guy, No,
• 37:20
  Speaker 10: the Jets media guy.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: You definitely saw it talking about Zack Wilson.
• 37:23
  Speaker 11: That was Rodney Harrison.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what did he say? Yeah he didn't see that.
• 37:27
  Speaker 16: No.
• 37:28
  Speaker 11: Oh, it was crazy, like post post game last night,
• 37:31
  Speaker 11: it was like uncomfortable.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: It was like uncomfortable.
• 37:34
  Speaker 11: He was like talking to Chris Jones on the Chiefs
• 37:36
  Speaker 11: and he was like, God, how fuckingfic.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: It was wild.
• 37:40
  Speaker 11: He was like, were you surprised that Zach Wilson was
• 37:42
  Speaker 11: in complete garbage.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: To Did he know he was on he was miked up?
• 37:45
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it was like the postgame interview.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, dude, it was really weird.
• 37:50
  Speaker 10: He was like and he was like, yeah, man, I
• 37:52
  Speaker 10: don't know like Zach Wilson's specially he's getting there, he's
• 37:54
  Speaker 10: getting better.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: And he was like, nothing is special about Zach Wilson.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: It was crazy, you know.
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: He personal David Tyree caught it over.
• 38:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it has to be uh, where do I find
• 38:05
  Speaker 11: this video?
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Like the players know all of this, like the players
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: are hearing all this negativity, Like it's got to just
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: sucks so bad for Zach Wilson, like he probably wants
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: to do good, so bad.
• 38:18
  Speaker 11: He wants to do But it's crazy how much I
• 38:20
  Speaker 11: would cry if I was the NFL. Dude, am I
• 38:23
  Speaker 11: ever out of that game crying?
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: Or college?
• 38:26
  Speaker 11: Or if I just got hit a little bit hard?
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you WinCE when you clapped your own hands.
• 38:33
  Speaker 9: I can't imagine so many times I'm watch a game, like,
• 38:35
  Speaker 9: my god, I would be fucking balling my eyes.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Dude, the guy and the Commanders cried after aj Brown
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: kept on scoring on him. There's like video of him
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: crying on male Otle Forbes cried on the sideline. There
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: was like video of him like crying because he was
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: just getting toasted. He's a rookie, sense, he's like a light.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: He's six pound rookie.
• 38:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah he's way better than Yeah, just.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Getting burnt all game and just like he like taunts
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: you and like he's like talking ship to you.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Probably fighting with like a younger sibling who can just
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: do nothing.
• 39:04
  Speaker 11: Like everyone knows.
• 39:04
  Speaker 12: J R.
• 39:05
  Speaker 9: Shure, I'm out of the cross camp. When I was
• 39:07
  Speaker 9: in elementary school, he was such a bully.
• 39:09
  Speaker 11: Yeah, and he was on defense.
• 39:10
  Speaker 9: I was on attack, and he was like hitting everybody
• 39:13
  Speaker 9: really hard, hitting me really hard. And then Adam was
• 39:15
  Speaker 9: was inbounding the.
• 39:16
  Speaker 11: Ball and he slashed at him in the neck. Coach
• 39:19
  Speaker 11: his helmet Jr. Came over to me and said your next.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: I took myself, I said, coach.
• 39:28
  Speaker 9: I was like, Coach, I want to try defense, and
• 39:31
  Speaker 9: switched positions for the rest of I was like, I'm
• 39:34
  Speaker 9: getting back in.
• 39:37
  Speaker 11: How old are you?
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: Like nine?
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: If that's insane, your next is crazy.
• 39:43
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I could have all the time out fast.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: That's like Freddy Krueger level.
• 39:47
  Speaker 11: He was like, why the change of heart. I thought
• 39:48
  Speaker 11: you loved playing attack. I was like, I just want
• 39:50
  Speaker 11: to try it up where at summer camp. I want
• 39:52
  Speaker 11: to try defense. That's they are couldn't get me when
• 39:54
  Speaker 11: I was on defense.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you're the longer stick. Probably you're like I
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: coward off Jr.
• 39:59
  Speaker 11: The other just the the other side.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: Just dude.
• 40:01
  Speaker 10: Lacrosse is always weird because when you would play defense,
• 40:04
  Speaker 10: you would like be like fucking destroying a dude with
• 40:06
  Speaker 10: like you guys would be like slashing each other and
• 40:08
  Speaker 10: then everyone would go down through the side of the
• 40:10
  Speaker 10: field and you's got to stand next to that dude
• 40:11
  Speaker 10: for like another thirty minutes, and because you can't.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: Cross over that line, are you just silently with.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: Just sit next to the guy like an inch away
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: from him, and you're like, this fucking blows. I feel
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: like lacrosse.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Lacrosse guys want to be like hockey guys, where hockey
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: guys are always like hey, buddy, good fight, like glad
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: we had that one out there. But I don't know
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: if lacrosse guys are like chill enough to have that,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: just like.
• 40:31
  Speaker 10: I know a lot of people that played lacrosse at
• 40:34
  Speaker 10: my hometown also played hockey who went very hand in hand.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like it's the same type of lettuce,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: like same terminology bag the same like massive douchebag rich
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: parent Vie, all.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Right, listen to this video, She participated he would be
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: once in a won't.
• 40:51
  Speaker 11: Take and you could be honest, I think you gotta
• 40:59
  Speaker 11: start over.
• 41:00
  Speaker 14: And continued to lead weekend watching that tape, Man, you
• 41:05
  Speaker 14: gotta look at this dude.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: He is dark.
• 41:07
  Speaker 11: It's like we should we should really terrible part earlier.
• 41:10
  Speaker 14: Like said special man, you just gotta you know, did
• 41:15
  Speaker 14: you say Zach Wilson is special? Yeah, I think he
• 41:18
  Speaker 14: had a special night. But I don't think he's special
• 41:22
  Speaker 14: your special, because it over the course, he's not special.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying, Chris, oh my god, dude, that's so brutal.
• 41:32
  Speaker 11: It's also after like the best game of his life
• 41:35
  Speaker 11: by fault Zach Wilson.
• 41:36
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I think media members get rewarded for being anti player
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: for like, because it's so easy to be like, oh, well,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: he's really trying out there. So when guys are like
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: fuck him, he's a pussy like, I think that networks
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: are like, yes, be last year to him.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:52
  Speaker 10: I mean no one really, I guess don't really wants
• 41:53
  Speaker 10: to tune in and listen to them be like Zach
• 41:54
  Speaker 10: Wilson's trying his best, like to be like, yeah, he
• 41:57
  Speaker 10: fucking sucks, the worst quarterback ever.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, nobody wants to hear about someone trying hard.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Who's worse though, Zach Wilson or Mac Jones.
• 42:05
  Speaker 11: Probably yeah, Jack's got factor, you know.
• 42:09
  Speaker 10: Zach Wilson just seems Mac Jones kind of just seems
• 42:12
  Speaker 10: like like a not the kind of guy you'd really
• 42:13
  Speaker 10: want to hang out with.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: It seems like kind of like a really yeah, really dude.
• 42:17
  Speaker 10: I mean those compilations of him were pretty like crazy.
• 42:21
  Speaker 10: What of him being like a dirty player.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: When he grabbed saw Gardner's dick.
• 42:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and then the one where he slid in the
• 42:27
  Speaker 10: and the dude was coming at him and he stuck
• 42:29
  Speaker 10: his cleat out and fucking hit the guy in the dick.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: Did he do that?
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Some players can't help themselves. Yeah, Grayson Allen's kind of
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: the same way. It's like he's gotten all these allegations
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: of like tripping and stuff like that, and you just
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: sometimes you just can't help yourself from doing something real
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: kiss the nut.
• 42:46
  Speaker 10: Tap was pretty funny. I don't think that was that crazy.
• 42:48
  Speaker 10: People were like fucking freaking out that. It's like, dude,
• 42:51
  Speaker 10: he has a cup on.
• 42:53
  Speaker 11: Even the kick was worse.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: The kick was way worse, way worse.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: I can't believe people ever think that they could get
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: away with the nut tap.
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: Like one's gonna see it.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: There's cameras, Yeah, there's cameras and literally have three sixty cameras.
• 43:04
  Speaker 11: You're not like going to injure him with a nut tap.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: You're gonna enrage him and making my play better or
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: maybe he'll They they're hoping it's like j R.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: And they'll make him quit.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, taking off.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I want to put me on defense, Yeah yeah, put
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: me a running back. I don't want to play cornerback anymore.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Tapping someone and then turn to the other guy and
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: be like your neck next, buddy.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I don't want any problems telling Remandre Stephens because fucking uh,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: you beat.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: Me in fantasy.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: I know I wasn't supposed to.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: I know, I don't know what happened.
• 43:39
  Speaker 11: You're in a league with thrown too. Yeah, I'm in
• 43:41
  Speaker 11: a league with throwne too.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: Kind of it's kind of like I love ball. Oh
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: yeah me Roan Hank, Jeffdy Lowe, ken Jack Billy.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: Oh is this with like the id Compton?
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Compton? Is Compton in it?
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: I think so? Or maybe yeah?
• 44:01
  Speaker 11: This was like IDP or something?
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: No, what the hell's IDP?
• 44:05
  Speaker 11: You play defensive players individual?
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: We do have individual defensive players on it?
• 44:09
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Jeff fast Man, I said, I don't smoke. Some
• 44:12
  Speaker 11: play IDP?
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: Is that like some was that why they always win?
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Because they have like these weird rules that they only
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: know about.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: No, my defense got smoked this week. Really, I had
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: bad defensive players, and I still.
• 44:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah, my defense got smoked this week too. I have
• 44:22
  Speaker 10: a lot of Patriots defense, and I thought they're pretty good.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: Whatever fantasy team I'm doing the best with is my
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: main league?
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's your main league?
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: That one where I beat you?
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: And now the one that Tommy doing that?
• 44:33
  Speaker 11: Well, what are you?
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Two and two?
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: No, I'm three and one.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: I don'kay.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: But the one that I'm in with Tommy.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Last year, me and Tommy were like two of the
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: top teams in the league, and then this year this
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: year we're like the worst teams.
• 44:43
  Speaker 11: One and three. Well, I had a big week this week.
• 44:45
  Speaker 9: Now I have the opposite fantasy team I've ever won.
• 44:48
  Speaker 9: My only good players are Josh Allen and Christian McCaffrey.
• 44:51
  Speaker 9: And all my black guys suck.
• 44:55
  Speaker 11: Josh Allen, Christom McCaffrey carry my team, my quarterback and
• 44:58
  Speaker 11: my running back. All my black guys there.
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: You know what, all of your black guys, they're just
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: your black guys something your MIC's.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: What do you mean your black guys? The way you're
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: talking about them with ownership.
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: I feel like like I got white guys, I got
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: white guys, I got black guys, my white guy's carrying my.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Dude, that's crazy. You can't talk like that.
• 45:23
  Speaker 11: We're not well, we're not.
• 45:27
  Speaker 12: Like that.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: Every time that we're in me cut every time you
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: said white guys, yeah.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: Every time that we're in Philly, he's.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: Gonna cut it. You say, yeah, black guys suck. That's
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: pretty much what you're saying. No, we got to cut that.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: We walked past this monument in Philly where every time
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: we passed it, Pat beev Is like, that's where the
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: first slaves were sold in Philly.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: And it's like, dude, why do you keep on bringing
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: this up to like I had anything to do with that.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Dude was in fucking Europe until the nineteen hundreds, Dude,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: we would there was, we never crossed over.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Then they just keep on going into it. Fucking Oh
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: my god.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: So are you guys recording out of Philly weekly?
• 46:06
  Speaker 12: Now?
• 46:06
  Speaker 16: Uh?
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: I think they'll be up here some weeks. We'll be
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: down there this week. Such an easy train.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Ride, Yeah, it's like an hour.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: You got to get down there, though.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: It's Uh.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say something about where the office is,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: but I don't want to. Of course, you keep a
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: nice in private and protective boys. Now, like the Barstool
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Sports Office, which literally comes up on Apple Map. It's
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: a landmark on Apple Maps, the same way that the
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: fucking Google store or like the Apple Store is.
• 46:31
  Speaker 11: It's just not like a ton of people.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: What's why are they changing the elevator every fucking week?
• 46:35
  Speaker 12: Here?
• 46:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: The hell is that ship?
• 46:37
  Speaker 11: It's fucking crazy.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Next thing they're they're gonna do is like put the
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: barricades that they put outside of like the Fox building
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: in like banks.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: Where it's like like pretends to be a flower.
• 46:48
  Speaker 17: Like.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Bombers like them can't drive into bars like Target.
• 46:55
  Speaker 10: And I remember I used to always be like this
• 46:56
  Speaker 10: is so cool, and then someone explained to me what
• 46:59
  Speaker 10: it was and I was like, oh, that's prett depressing.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: There's like the tiniest flower in the top of it.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: They're like, no, these are flowers.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just a fucking like anti extream. Yeah, it's
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: literally just so that people can't drive cars with bombs
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: through the front of it.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I know what buildings do they pick to do that in,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Like how do they predict we could use one? Yeah,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: we definitely use some crazy ship like that.
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: Mean girls fans started throwing fake blood on us.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that would be nuts if they it was
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: a picket line.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but the mean Girls vamped.
• 47:29
  Speaker 11: Dude, season two, you're going shows. I don't know why
• 47:33
  Speaker 11: that four straight live shows.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: They literally thought they just posted and they were like
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: season two they got live shows.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: They have everybody wrapped around their fucking fingers. More people
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: talk about the Mean Girls than talk about Taylor Swift
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: and Travis.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Cal Dude, people were coming.
• 47:46
  Speaker 10: Some dude came up to me at Skankfest and he's like,
• 47:47
  Speaker 10: be honest, dude, how were the mean Girls in person?
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah? And on my first one?
• 47:52
  Speaker 10: I don't know how those cross paths at all. Like
• 47:54
  Speaker 10: You're like, I listened to a legion of skanks and
• 47:56
  Speaker 10: mean Girls pod.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, yeah, I saw your dick but things first,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: and I just was like, I have no idea. What's
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: have you ever met, Chris? When you met Graham? What
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: did you talk about? How fucked up did you get
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: with Graham?
• 48:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: Is Graham really sober?
• 48:13
  Speaker 9: So many grand heads in my dms the past few weeks. Yeah, Yeah,
• 48:17
  Speaker 9: grandm heads hit me up NonStop for the crackers.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen Graham in a fucking second.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: They're gonna get to the level where everybody was like,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: call her daddy, can't get that fucking big. And they
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: like fomented this revolution of like people talking so much
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: shit on them that it naturally made them big. Like
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: it's gonna like people are gonna be so like pissed
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: off and hateful of them that it's going to have
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: the inverse effect. They're gonna get big if people keep
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: on being like what is going on with their personal life?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Like that's true, If like people become so obsessed with
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: the details, that's going to happen.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is true. We gotta do something like that.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I ain't getting divorced due the way.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: No Bro started. Only fans started, only fans. Half of
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Vegas already saw your dick. You could just show the
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: rest of the world.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: How much you put on a Patreon.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: How much would the Patreon cost to get you to
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: fucking flash bird for your bird to be online for
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: the rest of time.
• 49:22
  Speaker 10: I don't know, I mean, dude, judging off of how
• 49:25
  Speaker 10: little I felt from that, probably yeah, probably not that
• 49:30
  Speaker 10: much money.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you black total, I'm gonna.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Pay to have it upscale, get paid less than four
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: K to show that thing. Dude, you made more money
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: gambling than it would take for you to show your
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: penis for the rest of time.
• 49:47
  Speaker 10: Well, part of me, because the reason I was winning
• 49:49
  Speaker 10: so well is because I couldn't bet. You can't really
• 49:51
  Speaker 10: do any crazy parlays down there, and.
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: Because God smiled on you that you were like all
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: right with your shame.
• 49:56
  Speaker 11: True. God loves people who handle a public pancing.
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: Well, Yeah, it is true, wasn't it?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Like early on, like Adam didn't have shame in the
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Garden of Eden, and like only did Like this.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Snake sucked his sister.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: The only other girl was there, and he's like, yo,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: and he needed a fucking snake to be like cover
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: up that dick and balls and stop sucking your sister, weirdo.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: And they made the snake seem like the bad guy.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: It's like the snake is the voice of reason in this.
• 50:25
  Speaker 7: Actually, I know the snake is literally Satan, but it's
• 50:28
  Speaker 7: a funny move to cock and balls.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: Gross.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: The snake isn't the fucking bad guy. Snake gave him
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: a little bit of shame. Yeah, cracked a rib off,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: gave it to Eve.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: For bridden fruit.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably cracked two Ribs made himself a little barbecue.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: You get any barbecue out in Vegas? Are you eating
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: at buffets? The whole time?
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Pretty much is buffets detail everything that you ate. These
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: are so good.
• 50:53
  Speaker 11: I just had.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: I don't even really know what I ate. I ate
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: a lot of Papa Ja or no, a lot of dominoes.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I feel like at Vegas buffets the main thing is
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: always crab legs, and it's like, what kind of crab
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: legs do they get?
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: And how big are they?
• 51:04
  Speaker 11: Nice?
• 51:05
  Speaker 10: Prime rib Sometimes I looked up some fun facts and
• 51:07
  Speaker 10: it said that in Vegas they eat more shellfish in
• 51:10
  Speaker 10: one day, and like, I don't know, in one day
• 51:13
  Speaker 10: than the rest of the United States does in a year.
• 51:16
  Speaker 11: Dude, I heard it feels like I can't be right
• 51:18
  Speaker 11: just just hearing that correct.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Even though he's halfway through you, Like, I don't fucking know,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. To
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: be honest, I found out today that talapia is like
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: a fake fish or some shit go on.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: I didn't know what the hell Pat Beev was talking about.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: He said it to some woman at media Day and
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: he was like, Tilapi's a fake fish, and she like
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: laughed in his face, and he was like, laugh all
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: you want. Tilapi is a fake fish, and he brings
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: a chef with him everywhere, and I asked a chef
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: and he was like, yeah, tilapia was like genetically engineered
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: in like the early two thousands and it just like
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: didn't exist. And it's the same as three D printed
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: lettuce and uh right, classic rice fish in the ocean. Yeah,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: but it's just heavily or it's like heavily farmed, so
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: they're in like fish.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: Farms, which makes sense.
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: It's the cheapest fish, right, Yeah, it's.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: Cheap, and it's just like fake bullshit fish. I don't know.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: I go to my local Mexican restaurant and get the
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: tilapia platter like once every other week.
• 52:12
  Speaker 11: You will not hear telapia shaming out of the mouth.
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: You like telapia.
• 52:16
  Speaker 11: I don't mind it.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: I want I don't mind it either.
• 52:18
  Speaker 11: I never had a problem with fucking hall of it.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: But no, it's not bad.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: I was right, by the way about what it's true.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: Way it's true.
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: Can you look at my telapia facts?
• 52:30
  Speaker 10: In Las Vegas consume more shellfish in a day than
• 52:32
  Speaker 10: the entire United States. Does in a year, because it
• 52:35
  Speaker 10: said they consume sixty thousand pounds per day.
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: Sixty thousand What do.
• 52:41
  Speaker 11: You mean people like an average person?
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: No, No, like the rest of the country.
• 52:46
  Speaker 11: You're telling me in one day?
• 52:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because more than everywhere else in the United States
• 52:51
  Speaker 9: had a three hundred and sixty five All.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: The surfing turf, all the people getting the lobster, all
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: the people go into the busy to get the crab.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: He's a little shrimp and I.
• 53:01
  Speaker 11: Just can't be true oyster muscles.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: I didn't think of tomado, the climato juice that they're
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: using to make all that ship. Dude, this is, according
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: to Westgate Resorts.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: The number one shrimp purveyor of Las Vegas, Las Vegas?
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: Can you every time? Dude? Can you?
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Can you check in see if the or tilapia thing
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: is real? How do you spell that tilapia tilapia?
• 53:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you should be able to figure it out.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: What am I looking at? It's tilapia, a real fish.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: It is really is. When was tallapia invented? I think
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: it's an abomination of God. I think it's like a
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: French bulldog.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: It's like yes.
• 53:42
  Speaker 10: It literally says yes, tilapia is real and it's the
• 53:48
  Speaker 10: fourth most consumed fish in the United States in two
• 53:50
  Speaker 10: thousand and two.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: Really, so when they started, as soon as it came out,
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: the new fish dropped like.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: A lot of wings. I remembered it.
• 54:02
  Speaker 10: It was not it was like, not like a pleasant
• 54:05
  Speaker 10: consumption process. It was me hanging off the side of
• 54:08
  Speaker 10: my bed in pitch black, just shoveling wings into my mouth,
• 54:12
  Speaker 10: watching Halloween four on.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: The TV as you were watching.
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: Dude, I didn't know there was fucking thirteen Halloween movies.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: Of course, they're so easy to make.
• 54:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and they watched them. They watch more Halloween movies
• 54:24
  Speaker 10: in Las Vegas than they do in the rest of them.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: In one day.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: On average, the Halloween is streamed seven hundred thousand times.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: I think more city uses more lube.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: The record world does in one day. I don't really
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: know if I believe it either, to be honest, what
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: about like yeah, what about like Massachusetts or Maine or
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: in La Yeah, yeah, yeah, New Orleans.
• 54:48
  Speaker 11: It's just New Orleans.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: They literally pour out buckets of seafood onto a table.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: That's how you eat it.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: There's like a load couple of food.
• 54:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that feels like they just put that on there,
• 54:57
  Speaker 9: like people are yeah, no one's gonna double check this.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, the hell are you doing looking up fun facts?
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: I always look up fun facts.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: Fun facts are like it's a real joy.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a gateway dress that was just something
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: to talk about on stage, and you get a little
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: fun fact. Even when I like, look up the NFL
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: draft and you just put like this player's name fun fact.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: There's always such interesting shit.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Anytime someone putting fun fact next to something, it'll be
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: a nice brain tickler.
• 55:23
  Speaker 10: It's usually actually I disagree, it's usually the most boring
• 55:26
  Speaker 10: shit of all time.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 55:28
  Speaker 10: Like the biggest hotel in the country is in Las Vegas,
• 55:31
  Speaker 10: and you're like, oh, okay, makes sense understanding.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: Is it that suicide trap the luxor.
• 55:37
  Speaker 11: That's what I stayed. Yeah, that's not a suicide trap.
• 55:39
  Speaker 11: The pyramid.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: What do you mean it's not a suicide Look, look
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: that stat up the amount of suicides and the luxure.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: It's like all indoor hallways and people like it is.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: Every other day shit.
• 55:50
  Speaker 11: Like the elevators you go like, you don't go straight up,
• 55:53
  Speaker 11: you go out like an angle.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: That's super weird.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I don't like that and when you look and every
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: room opens up to like potential, like the opt of death,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: like you could just jump to your death in the midde.
• 56:02
  Speaker 11: If you're you know, if you're meant, you know, if
• 56:04
  Speaker 11: you're not in the best mindset the box.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Or But well, they don't tell you that. When you
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: go there.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: You just want to go see Carra top where like
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: David Blaine or some ship. You just want to have
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: a good time.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: You don't realize that you're going to lose everything and.
• 56:17
  Speaker 7: Want to do a residency, says in Vegas.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally.
• 56:21
  Speaker 11: Was I shaking my foot to him, Yes, you were.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: It was distracting.
• 56:24
  Speaker 11: I shake it a lot.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, No, I I had to get out of
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: there bad.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: You said before we started that you flew flew there
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: to how'd you put it, You flew out to Vegas
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: to do like open mics.
• 56:36
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Well that was because the two
• 56:39
  Speaker 10: shows that I did before weren't great, and then I
• 56:41
  Speaker 10: did the The stand had a room there sponsored it,
• 56:44
  Speaker 10: and that was fucking awesome.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: That was sick. That one was great.
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: Shout out to the stand. I fucking love that spot.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I met fucking I met a violent j last night?
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: Who from ICP? Oh really yeah?
• 56:56
  Speaker 10: In the green room and I saw him wearing the
• 56:58
  Speaker 10: pain and I was like, that's not actually the dude
• 57:00
  Speaker 10: from Insane Clown Possy And they're like, no, that is him,
• 57:03
  Speaker 10: and I just went yeah, yeah, I went up and
• 57:06
  Speaker 10: got a picture.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: I was so nervous.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: Do you know it was him?
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: You recognized him?
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: I didn't realize you were such a ICP guy.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, take to you on my free time. I go
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: home and I put my face paint on you listen
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: in the ICP.
• 57:21
  Speaker 11: I don't know what you guys are talking about.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: You don't know what insane clowns?
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the Jugglers, the dudes that like paint their faces.
• 57:28
  Speaker 11: I know about jugglos. Tempted a video there once, Yes,
• 57:31
  Speaker 11: very funny.
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: Good time for Tommy to do one.
• 57:34
  Speaker 10: Are Juggalos not just insane clown possey fans? They are Yeah,
• 57:38
  Speaker 10: that's like their whole thing.
• 57:39
  Speaker 11: Right, Yeah, oh yeah, I didn't realize.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: I feel like when I was like first getting like
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: finding porn on the internet, I would find like slide
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: shows of like ICP or like Juggalo meetups like Tailgates
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: and ICP things and like people would be like naked.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: It was probably like the same as like the Naked Roast,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: like the grossest people alive exact naked in a slide ship.
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, nice, it's just fucking The.
• 58:02
  Speaker 10: Only reason I know what it's saying, clown posse is
• 58:04
  Speaker 10: because there's an episode of Workaholics where they become Juggalos
• 58:07
  Speaker 10: and they go to like one of those meetups.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: It was like the funniest thing for a while.
• 58:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: Or it's also some like it's about two thousand people's
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: like lifestyle. Oh yeah, and it dictates everything they do.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: Do you think he wears the face many of them?
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: That's not But when you go to an event, there's
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: probably two thousand people who are out there.
• 58:24
  Speaker 11: That making such a name for themselves.
• 58:26
  Speaker 10: I feel well, they made a name for themselves a
• 58:28
  Speaker 10: while ago. This it's not like a thing that's happening
• 58:30
  Speaker 10: right now coming.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: Across my right. But it's like a nice, niche thing,
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: and they were probably, yeah, you should roll up to one.
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: I'm reading the rules of the Juggalow. They're pretty fun.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: Some fun facts.
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: One is expressing a generally tongue in cheek an obsession
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: with murder committed with a blade weapon.
• 58:51
  Speaker 11: All right, you've got tongue in the cheek, making.
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: And responding to whoop whoop calls, drinking and spraying the
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: expensive soft drink figo.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they love.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: I wonder if you would be allowed. I wonder if
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: they would.
• 59:08
  Speaker 7: Accept you doing hair in the spider legs stuff.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: Definitely doing what and spider legs style hair. That's when
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: you like spike it all out like that.
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah they had he had that, did he?
• 59:18
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: He had a diamond grill on two like all diamonds.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: It's cool.
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: Is what's hatchet gear?
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: If you got to ask, you don't know, it's gotta
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: be like bag gass shorts and like black vests, yeah,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: or some ship like that.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: Tell me what the fuck's going on in your life? Brother?
• 59:38
  Speaker 11: But I don't feel, I mean, in my apartments underwater.
• 59:41
  Speaker 10: But dude, I haven't been to my apartment of time
• 59:44
  Speaker 10: about that apartment goes down, So I'm feeling like I
• 59:47
  Speaker 10: might get back and.
• 59:48
  Speaker 11: It just might be just oh yeah, you honestly might
• 59:50
  Speaker 11: be underwater.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: Really yeah?
• 59:52
  Speaker 11: Maybe I don't know.
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: The way that your neighborhood was flooding was mine.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: It was our neighborhood flooding bad Bailey.
• 59:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, your I don't want to say what's you're on,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 9: but I'm pretty sure. Like when I walked down there,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 9: it was like one of the more flooded streets.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 7: Rats can swim, I know. Yeah.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Oh they're great swimmers, They're phenomenal. They hope for something
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: like this so they can get to the next level and.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: The cream rush. It was really that bad.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: It was bad, biblical biblical may not seeing the videos
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: I did, but I thought that was all in like
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: Queens and Brooklyn.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, no, sweetheart, you sweet summer child.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: It was like an email from my building.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I love to let you know. Oh yeah, your
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 11: ship's underwater. They don't want to tell you.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: They hope that you're like out of town and you'll
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: come back to water damage and think that it was
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: your own fault or something like that.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 11: Today my ship was supposed to get fixed. I haven't
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 11: been home. They better fixed it today.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Tommy sent me some of the nasty emails that he
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: was sending, and he is a completely different person.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 11: I love ripping people when I know I'm in the right.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 10: I love to rip people to stress him and Spider
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 10: used to like send their landlord like death threats.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not quite death threats, but due his emails were
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: borderline death.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 10: The death threats, Sider literally messed him like I'm gonna
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 10: beat the fun of Spiders, and Spider's about.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 11: Spider did end up in contact with the nephew.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he would literally message me be like I'm gonna
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 10: beat the funk out of you. It's on site when
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 10: I see you.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 7: But Spider is like that and the nephew.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 9: The nephew had the same last name. The nephew went
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 9: to Fordham and had the same last name as our
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 9: building general manager or whatever, and so.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 11: He's like and was like, is this your dad And
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 11: he was like no, And then but it is my
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 11: uncle and he's like yeah.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: It was Spider in like a different eraw was like
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: a mob boss for sure, or like a dude who
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: would have like come in and be like hey you guys,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: like wise guys or something like ed off on me,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Like I was going at these like he had a
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: henchman in a different era, Like he had like a big, fat,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: like six or five dude who would like be like you.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: Want me to dust him off? Yeah, what did you
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: say you just read it, read it out loud, because
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: it's fucking it's so out of character for you.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Like if this person watched any of your content or
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: saw like this, I mean thousands of hours of you online,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: they'd be like, oh, Tommy, is not like.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 11: This all right?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: Where is it?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 12: So?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 9: Just got home from being away to see this in
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 9: my room and blah blah blah, won't be and then
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 9: sent pictures of like plaster all over my bed. Won't
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 9: be able to sleep in my bed tonight and things
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 9: in my room are ruined. To add this to the
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 9: plaster that's been falling in the hallway, warping wood floor,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 9: as a call box that hasn't worked for days of
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 9: fruit fly infestation, multiple their leaks, and I'm about ready
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 9: to break this lease.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: First off, fruit flies are your fault.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 11: Vinegar down before baking sod and vinegar down the drain.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Trust me, you got to leave vinegar out.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 9: Well, we tried that too. You've not provided us with
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 9: liverable conditions. I expect this to be fixed asap tomorrow morning,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 9: and I expect a massive rent discount. And I just
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 9: kept blowing up as I follow say the next one
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 9: read the next, it's a good thing I was home
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 9: sleeping now that collapsed, and it means they had incredibly
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 9: uns safe. This needs to be fixed then, all caps immediately,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 9: and we must be compensated accordingly. Then I sent another
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 9: picture in the hallway plaster all over the roofs outside
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 9: of a door a few days ago too, right at
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 9: the top of the stairs.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 11: Nice and safe spot.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 9: Exclamations point heavy on the sarcasm between this my room
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 9: and the other leaks. I think it's clear the entire
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 9: roof needs your renovation. You're putting your residence at the
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 9: risk of you said, And then I followed up. This
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 9: was the fourth email at like midnight, and I said, oh,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 9: and your twenty four hour maintenance team is worthless in all,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 9: I've been on the phone for ninety minutes getting dragged
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 9: to tell me on the way nobody is here. I'm
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 9: not waiting up for them all night. Have them here
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 9: first thing in the morning to fix the roof. Otherwise
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 9: you'll be dealing with a collapse ceiling lawsuit if any of.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 11: Us want, thank you exclamation hit her with a good
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 11: morning the next day.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 12: No.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 11: I met her the next day.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 9: She came, what did she say, she called me after
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 9: I sending all those emails. She called me and she's like,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 9: she I called the twenty four hour maintenance team that somehow.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 11: Got to her. And she's like, why are you waking
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 11: me up at this hour?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 9: I was like, I didn't wait you up, but I
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: called a twenty four hour hotlin. I don't know how
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 9: fucking got to you. And she was going you said yeah.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 9: I was like, and she was going at and I
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 9: was going back at her. And then she was like,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 9: all right, like she thought. I think she thought we
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 9: were a different apartment because when I said the number, yeah,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 9: she was like, oh, I thought you were this number.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 9: So I don't know if she had a So we
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 9: calmed down a little bit, and then she came the
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 9: next morning and she was like hello, and we we
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 9: the tensions were it was we respected each other. Like
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 9: by the end of it, we were two bucking each other.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 9: We were like, it was me and my other room
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 9: and she's like, so, which one was I talking on
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 9: the phone last night?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: I was like, that was me.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 9: And then you know, we went back and forth a
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 9: little bit, and then by the end of it there
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 9: was a mutual respect. I honestly think for like, we
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 9: basically swapped the jerseys by the end of the day.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 11: But she still has not fixed it. And I've been
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 11: blowing her up today too.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: You're a little bit of a Karen.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're a dick I was dickhead behavior.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 11: I don't think that's dickhead behavior. I paid two.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 12: I be done.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Immediately or else you'll have a lawsuit on your hands.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: ACEP. Tomorrow morning, I.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: Got held on man pretty tired.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 11: I got home quite tired, you know, I wanted to
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 11: go to bed, and it was.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 10: Just it was at home tonight and my apartment is destroyed.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna fucking flip out. Yeah, so I understand that,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 10: And I was like, you know what.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 9: I just I started blowing her up. And we pay
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 9: a lot of money we shouldn't have to do with
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 9: a fucking collapsed roof.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I want this done in immedia from my lawyer
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: fell what I was in the bed.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: Nfell, then nothing would have happened. I saw the picture.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 11: There's not a little bit of tell me why.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: I thought it was a fruit fly.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: You were like, it's not a frosted sorry smokes, just
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: saying to push over a collapsed ceiling like the whole sleg.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: It was like the fucking Twin.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: Towers brothers here just at the bottom of the rubble.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: It was literally like a little hole when the ceiling
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: like triggered that.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 11: I slept on my couch five straight nights.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that does suck.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 10: I'm not worried about my catch, my couches, my back.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 10: Oh I'm worried about dude. Do you think it caused
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 10: like an increase in like the mice. Then they're like
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 10: fled into my apartment.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: Well, they don't want to be outside in the hell,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: how about you?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: Was it they probably into the water damage hit the
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: thirtieth floor in your apartment, and the way.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: That our neighborhood is we basically have a motor around.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: They literally probably went out and like assembled like a
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: dam around your apartment.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had like humans like throwings like they're barricading,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: given the first responders like blankets. It was very nice,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: nothing at all, but I mean driving out of town,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: it was fucking insane on Friday, Like like there were
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: cars getting fucking stuck, getting abandoned, Like the JFK was
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: fucking nasty, right, not me though, All.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: Right, Well, fucking global warming.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Man. Should have listened to Thunberg man. Everybody fucking laughed
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: at her. Tota, it's what what festivals that you're playing at?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: What's on the docket? Actually, smoke show. Smoke show for
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: sure next week.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 11: Yeah. Season two supposed to be promoting trying to get
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 11: on the Forbes Third Under thirty list. Maybe you can
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 11: one day too.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm surprised I wasn't on it this year.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: Did see that?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 10: Matt Riff sold seven hundred and fifty thousand tickets last
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 10: year and and he made twenty five million dollars.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 7: He's on the super Bowl halftime show, is he?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: He dinna do crowd work the first ever super Bowl
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: halftime show.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: So Patrick Mahones, where are you from?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 10: You guys, Swifties? You got any Swifties in here? And
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 10: that makes some noise, make some noise, get loud. Oh man,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 10: Swifties fucking suck.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 11: Oh he might be out.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: It's twenty five million, twenty five million years.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Tommy, you forget that.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Everybody on that list has to be vetted by Forbes
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: of financial magazine.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I saw. Let's say, let's say I may or
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 11: may not have started my own business.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is true.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 11: I mean what is it? You'll have to watch episode
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 11: four to find out.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: Is it all coming out at once?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 12: No?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 11: No, no, no no, we don't do that. Foofie ship
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 11: once a week Tuesdays. Ship Tuesday's eight pm on the
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 11: Barstool YouTube. Sorry October time.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: Nice foofie ship.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: I've never heard that one before.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 17: Never.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 11: I like it, though, I don't know what it means,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 11: like fu lame.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of don't know that foofie ship.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: That's cool.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: I think it's more of that non foo food lame
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: ship like that.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 11: No, it's a foofie ship. Trust me. I'm a guy
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 11: who don't get pushed over by my landlord. And I
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 11: say for ship.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 16: Uh.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 10: Portland says Portland. This weekend, I cannot wait to get
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 10: back on the plane. There's six hour flight.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: Oh you're gonna pourt the west coast Portland.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I're going to the fucking mainland paradise.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: I know now it's Minnesota. Minnesota. Is that the Minneapolis is.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: The true liberal paradise that's gonna break me.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: Portland's more of just like a meth haven.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 11: Yeah, they get rid of cops or that Seattle.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: That's Seattle. I don't know Seattle where they legalized like
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: heroin and math.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: Portland, great will Lammette Valley. Uh, some red wines out there.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: I'll probably bring my rod out. Pino noirs just getting messy.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna be sick.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: I gotta bring my wand out there. My new flies
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: just got in the had to go see him. Check
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: them out. Oh fuck yeah, a couple of dry flies,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: a couple of top water things.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: You know how it is, so yes, check check for
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: sass in the will Lammette Valley'll be out there casting
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: and then getting my hands dirty. Pop punk at Tennessee.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Not this coming weekend, but the weekend after. Oh ship,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: go to Paramour this weekend. I'm going to We really are, dude,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: we have so many fucking really what else brug it
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: was mall no just that was in Tennessee. But I'm
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: going to I am going to Paramore this weekend and
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: then Fred again. The next weekends are too badass concerts.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 7: I'm going to Fred again, are you hopefully the same night?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: I might take a little fucking Blue Yoda.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: That's blue Yoda.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 11: I mean yeah, I want to build.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: What is that? Because as question what is blue? What
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: is blue? Yoda?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: Just like maybe just just a year you said you
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: didn't know what it meant.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: I was acting.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 11: This dude's never heard of acting.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: Do you know some ice cold fatties?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: Dude?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: They were selling ice cold fatties in the parking lot
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: after the Eagles game, really in broad daylight.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: It was caught as fuck out. Cops were right there.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: I wanted one so badly.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: But then I saw like literal forty five year old
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: dudes with their shirt off and like their kid right there,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: like fishing out in the parking lot, waving in the wind,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: like fucking stumbling, as like no one gave a fuck.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it looked like Kensington. It was like zombies.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, fucking fishing out, but just for thirty seconds
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: and then get in their car, just.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: A little wake me up.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: All right, back home, all right.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: We'll see you guys next week, or see you guys
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: on Wednesday.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: Slow was a still still underground