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BEST OF '25: Pressure To Perform · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The whole acting Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days and four on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hold, I this is breaking news.
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  Speaker 3: Did it do what?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Just me, I sweat, please, this is breaking news?
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  Speaker 2: Did it? I thought you were gonna what do you mean?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: No, nothing, Herry? Or do you know? That's good fellas well?
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  Speaker 4: First and foremost, I'm I'm thinking of quitting the radio.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, high five Mogi.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I mean, as you said just before
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  Speaker 4: they I mean it's the Keysy and Mic show.
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  Speaker 2: We alternate absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: And I just curient lyad between the two of the
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  Speaker 4: three of us here. I think the old pak Sans
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  Speaker 4: really come on in leaps and bounds. And I think,
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  Speaker 4: in an opportunity with old Hoidy j vacating has admittedly
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  Speaker 4: very big seat. You know, I think you guys will
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  Speaker 4: just hum along.
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  Speaker 5: I think we'll just keep it to me and year.
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  Speaker 2: That's probably wise, Actually is not that good? Um?
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, we'll drive by on pugs there.
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  Speaker 4: Now. The reason the reason that I've decided that is
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  Speaker 4: over and Night have become a millionaire.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, lotto, No, not lotto.
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  Speaker 4: And you know I've talked previously about my fantasy of
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  Speaker 4: getting on the old road there with my wife, oh yes,
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  Speaker 4: with our campavan there and just going around this beautiful
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  Speaker 4: country of ours. And the time has come now where
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  Speaker 4: we're financially secure enough becoming an overnight millionaire that we
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  Speaker 4: can do that. And I don't want to ditch you guys,
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  Speaker 4: And I know that's fine, man, It would be a huge,
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  Speaker 4: huge loss obviously, not just you but the general public.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was very simple and we're not doing.
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  Speaker 4: Financial advice here or you know, the big show financial news,
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  Speaker 4: but as simple as I simply converted one thousand New
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  Speaker 4: Zealand dollars to Vietnamese dong.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you love Vietnamese dong?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, Well he's a fan of all doll not
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  Speaker 3: just Vietnamese.
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  Speaker 5: No, that's true, but how many dongs are there?
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  Speaker 4: I'm particularly fond of the Vietnamese dong, right, So I
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  Speaker 4: put one thousand dollars and I converted it to Vietnamese
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  Speaker 4: dong and that gave me fourteen million, fifty six thousand,
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  Speaker 4: eight hundred and seventy.
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  Speaker 2: Six dollars or dogs.
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  Speaker 3: That's huge because this is this currency training. Because I've
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  Speaker 3: heard about this, Yeah, totally. I think John Key, early
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  Speaker 3: Doors that's how he made a bit of his fortune.
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  Speaker 2: So you just converted. Yeah, totally. And here's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: So we're going to move to Vietnam for a little
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  Speaker 4: while because I don't know if you know this, but
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  Speaker 4: like in Vietnam, one.
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  Speaker 2: Dong will buy you like a full seven course meal.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they training dong over there.
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  Speaker 4: It's all dong so one and so I got fourteen
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  Speaker 4: million dong.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have an absolute ball. I'm going to dong
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  Speaker 2: and a ball, the dong and a ball prop by.
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  Speaker 2: Probably you guys should come over, you know, and we're.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna be pretty busy with the Keys of Mogi show.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 4: But listen, feelings, seriously, your most Well, I'll pay for
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  Speaker 4: your flights. Apparently a flight from New Zealand to Vietnam
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  Speaker 4: is only like seventeen dongo.
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  Speaker 3: So well that's amazing, man, well done.
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  Speaker 4: Bring your partners, bring some family. I mean, I'm buying
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  Speaker 4: a villa over there, filler over in Vietnam. It is
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  Speaker 4: only like eighty three dongs.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, so hang on, you could buy five flights for
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  Speaker 3: the same price as one villa.
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  Speaker 2: Totally, man, unbelievable.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever you want to eat, whatever you want to
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  Speaker 4: drink whatever you want.
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  Speaker 2: To get up to. It's it's on Hody Jane done
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  Speaker 2: it out?
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  Speaker 4: Hell?
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  Speaker 3: Are you that sounds great? I'm excited for a new
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  Speaker 3: show Magie.
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  Speaker 1: They call him King Dong The hurt Key Big Show
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  Speaker 1: week days from four on Radio Hodi.
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  Speaker 3: Two days ago on the show, we had a new
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  Speaker 3: segment called egg Chat. It went down a real treat.
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  Speaker 3: I think I've had four messages Pugs to my personal
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  Speaker 3: Instagram asking what the sting was for that because the
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  Speaker 3: tunes were so good on it. Yeah, as one hundred
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  Speaker 3: percent true and this was about I was making egg sandwiches.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted texts on three four eight three what I
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  Speaker 3: could add to them to spice them up but make
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  Speaker 3: them more interesting? Jay Scott to taste one. Yes, Pugs
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  Speaker 3: thinks he's like the egg King. I had some views
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  Speaker 3: of his own to contribute, so Fellers without I.
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  Speaker 5: Should point out that I hate eggs and I don't
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  Speaker 5: like egg sandwiches at all. Yeah, so I've got no,
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  Speaker 5: that's one of the best sandwiches I've seen. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 5: I'd never read it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, it was a good looking ex sandwich and
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  Speaker 2: can we just just if we're going to do egg chat.
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  Speaker 2: We've got to get into the sting, all right. Here
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  Speaker 2: we go egg chat with the Fellers. Change that is
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  Speaker 2: a sick riff.
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  Speaker 3: It's good ship.
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  Speaker 2: Who is that?
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  Speaker 5: Don't worry about it?
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 3: So what were you saying about my egg sandwich?
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  Speaker 2: Jas? It looked good?
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  Speaker 4: My big complaint, way too much butter on the bread.
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  Speaker 5: I did have a complaint as well, right, but you
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  Speaker 5: didn't taste it. Nevertheless, I saw him and Ia j
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  Speaker 5: C and Jeremy Wells each try. My complaint was that
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  Speaker 5: the school was out of ten, which is ridiculous. It's
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  Speaker 5: five busies.
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  Speaker 3: I'm with on that, So don't side with Mogi like
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  Speaker 3: you always do. Five busies out of five is a
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  Speaker 3: movie rating.
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  Speaker 2: In that case, I would give it three busies. Oh
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  Speaker 2: would you give it a pass mark?
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  Speaker 3: Just yeah, Jase, you gave it a seven out of ten.
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  Speaker 2: Three and a half. You are having a terrible round
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  Speaker 2: of golf, and I just wanted to cheer up.
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  Speaker 3: Pugs. Hello when you Jay say they were too buttery,
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  Speaker 3: you flew off the handle and you said, why the
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  Speaker 3: if are you putting butter on your eggs Sandwhich is
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  Speaker 3: true or false? Let alone enough for it to be
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  Speaker 3: too buttery. So yeah, yeah, you're making examages.
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  Speaker 2: You don't put butter on them. No, actually, keeesy, what
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  Speaker 2: a little bone to pick?
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  Speaker 3: Oh really, here we go. I'm not switching the music.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if people will remember this, but Pugs
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  Speaker 4: apparently makes an amazing chili egg Here we go, and
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  Speaker 4: he said that he was going to bring some in
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  Speaker 4: for the fields to try, and he never did.
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  Speaker 3: Can I just say, jays impeckable timing picking this bone
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  Speaker 3: right now? There's never been a bit of time to
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  Speaker 3: take umbrage with me over the fact that I have
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  Speaker 3: and brought on the chili eggs during egg Chat. Have
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  Speaker 3: you got them? Have you got the eggs?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Pugs?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, get out curry powder though, Jase, thank you very
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  Speaker 3: much for that tip. It made them delicious. And you
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  Speaker 3: can see the video at hod Aquy Big Show on
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  Speaker 3: the Instagram there QP Japanese mayo. Oh yes, amazing and
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  Speaker 3: egg sandwiches. Man, I can't wait until we do egg
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  Speaker 3: Chat next year. It'll be back next week, moggie, don't
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  Speaker 3: you fret? Brother?
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  Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on radio.
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  Speaker 4: Hold Ich, Now, you guys will be aware of the
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  Speaker 4: fact that old Hoodie Jay is going to be going
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  Speaker 4: overseas very shortly.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we're aware of it. The listeners might not.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to Vietnam and Loud, I'm going to Vietnam
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  Speaker 4: with all my girls, fallows, with all my girls who
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  Speaker 4: all live overseas now, so it's going to be a
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  Speaker 4: real family reunion.
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  Speaker 2: Do you reckon?
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  Speaker 5: You have flash because ofcause you've spent a bit of
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  Speaker 5: time and in the seventies.
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  Speaker 2: I am worried about that. I am worried about that.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, I think it'll be okay. You know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean, because if you have a full mental break. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's true, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Can you If that's the case, wouldn't it be smart
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  Speaker 3: to go somewhere else?
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  Speaker 5: Then?
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  Speaker 4: Well, as long as I go back to that paddy
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  Speaker 4: field that I was in at that time.
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  Speaker 2: You were stationed in one paddy field.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, we had to protect it, yes we did.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 5: That was from the sparrows because I always eating all
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  Speaker 5: the rice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And in the army as a scarecrow, right, yeah, he
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  Speaker 5: ran a scarecrow business. I tell you what, self employed
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  Speaker 5: for about a decade, wasn't it about a decade?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bloody itchy worked that, right.
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  Speaker 5: I'm very hot humored.
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  Speaker 4: I remember at the end of the day of being
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  Speaker 4: a scarecrow how stiff I was.
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  Speaker 3: So you were actually a scarecrow, wouldn't you just put
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  Speaker 3: a couple of bits of wood and some clothes on it.
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  Speaker 2: It's more effective if you do it yourself.
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  Speaker 4: The more realistic the scarecrow, the better the protection.
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  Speaker 3: Right, So you ran a scarecrow company where you were
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  Speaker 3: one scarecrow and you just what you stood in the
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  Speaker 3: field with your arms out.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that was part of the torture.
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  Speaker 4: The other downside of it actually, of course at the
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  Speaker 4: end of the day you'd be covering and bird shit
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  Speaker 4: as well.
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  Speaker 5: Coven and birdchet, that's right, a lot of bugs as well.
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  Speaker 5: But eventually what you weaked out, this is why Jason
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  Speaker 5: is so smart, Keysy, right, was because when Jason wanted
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  Speaker 5: to sort of bager off and have a bit of
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  Speaker 5: a nap or something, he would get a stick and
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  Speaker 5: put the hat on the stick, and then just get
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  Speaker 5: another stick and put the put his coat on it,
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  Speaker 5: and then you go off and then have a little
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  Speaker 5: bit of a sleep underneath the hay bale over there, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and so that was hang on the But why am
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  Speaker 5: I doing this twenty four seven? I could be outsourcing
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  Speaker 5: this to pieces of wood. So your shirt, I'll tell
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  Speaker 5: you what. It changed my life, that revelation, right, okay,
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  Speaker 5: But the problem was you can't monetize that, Jase, can you?
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  Speaker 5: Because everybody sees that you're doing they thing. Well, like
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  Speaker 5: I don't need to pay jas to do it, right, Yes,
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  Speaker 5: I can just get a couple of pieces of wood
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  Speaker 5: myself and the shit and the hat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Right, So that's why there's scarecrow business stuff because you're
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  Speaker 3: doing it for how long?
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  Speaker 5: Ah?
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  Speaker 2: About ten years?
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's ten years to figure out two pieces of stick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And yeah, like Maggie talk about shooting herself on the.
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  Speaker 3: Foot, yeah yeah, right, so you kind of wish you
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  Speaker 3: had He.
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  Speaker 4: Did shoot myself in the foot at one point, but
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  Speaker 4: that wasn't related to the scarecrows.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever showing you that scar? Yellows?
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's an interesting story, Jays, Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And can I just say it was the one I
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  Speaker 4: fully intended on telling.
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  Speaker 1: The Hudiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hold.
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  Speaker 4: I can now fellas we've all been talking about a weekend.
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  Speaker 4: It was a monumental weekend for old hardy Jake. Can
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  Speaker 4: I use a word yes to discuss my weekend momentum?
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  Speaker 4: Now you know that my wife and I are thinking
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  Speaker 4: of moving out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, In fact, you've had a good run, men, Can
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  Speaker 5: I say that you've had a.
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  Speaker 2: Really good run? A really good run?
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  Speaker 4: And I said to my wife about a week and
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  Speaker 4: a half ago, I said, Darling, yeah, my love, my joy,
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  Speaker 4: my backbone, my wath.
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  Speaker 2: We've got to stick with us.
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  Speaker 4: We've got to keep pushing through because you know who
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  Speaker 4: and I we have a tendency.
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  Speaker 2: To just fall away, right we do?
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  Speaker 5: You both do?
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  Speaker 2: We both knew we both do.
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  Speaker 4: So I said, no, no, no, you have to tink.
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  Speaker 4: We have to keep going. And so we had a
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  Speaker 4: very good weekend around the high the house, tiding it
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  Speaker 4: all up, bloody, clearing out all the bush and shrubbery.
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  Speaker 4: Discovered the old Pitt cemetery there which we've forgotten. Two
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  Speaker 4: dead cats, dogs, there was about six s guineya pegs,
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  Speaker 4: a peg skeletons everywhere. But the concern that I have
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  Speaker 4: is that the place is beginning to look so good
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  Speaker 4: that it's like love it or listed you know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean. It's like to misday, it's looking so good
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  Speaker 4: and we're doing all these things, and I'm making the
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  Speaker 4: property look amazing, and we're going, oh my god, we're
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  Speaker 4: going to be in the situation where it's looking so
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  Speaker 4: good that we don't want to move out of it,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Which is interesting because for
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  Speaker 4: the twenty five years that we've lived there, Yeah, you
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  Speaker 4: know what I mean, you don't worry about it because
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  Speaker 4: you know you're not thinking of selling or renting or
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  Speaker 4: doing any of that stuff. As soon as you do
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  Speaker 4: that and you make all this effort, the place looks amazing, you've.
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  Speaker 5: Let it go and sort of go to ruin over
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  Speaker 5: the course of twenty five years. And the problem, of course,
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  Speaker 5: is if you decide to say it's just going to
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  Speaker 5: go back to that because you do shock bastards.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, this is my concern is if we don't
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  Speaker 4: move out of it, it will it will go back
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  Speaker 4: to But here is a.
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  Speaker 2: Very monumental moment. It was my wife that did it.
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  Speaker 2: My wife that did it.
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  Speaker 4: Now in our little corridor, is he going through the
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  Speaker 4: front or you guys will see or you won't see
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  Speaker 4: it anymore.
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  Speaker 2: But when you come over for the barbie before.
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  Speaker 4: We move out, we have this mosaic and it's about
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  Speaker 4: probably fifty or sixty family photos and the little frames,
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  Speaker 4: you know, just all over this wall.
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  Speaker 2: And people people always.
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  Speaker 4: Comment on how awesome it is when they're walking and
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  Speaker 4: there's just the Hoidy j family history there basically. And
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  Speaker 4: then on Sunday afternoon, I was sitting in the lounge
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  Speaker 4: here with my hand down my track.
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  Speaker 2: He's just just readjusting.
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  Speaker 4: Myself and I heard this dog, dog, dog, and.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what the is that too late? Kezy?
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  Speaker 4: And I go out into the corridor and my wife
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  Speaker 4: is removing all of the family photos from the wall.
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  Speaker 4: I can't tell you how significant that is. We're committed
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  Speaker 4: now Australia here, we can't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was just removing the ones of you, well.
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  Speaker 2: Initially and then she said, ah that's better.
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  Speaker 4: Initially yeah yeah, but then she removed them all.
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  Speaker 2: I know, you guys will be really excited for me.
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  Speaker 5: The fact adventure. It is an exciting adventure.
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  Speaker 4: You know. It's because we have been there for over
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  Speaker 4: twenty years. I'm fizzing about it, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: But I am concerned that the place is going to
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  Speaker 4: look so good that we're not going.
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  Speaker 2: To move out.
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  Speaker 4: When you say amazing, I mean like you guys, you'd
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  Speaker 4: be inviting me over for a dinner party because you'd
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  Speaker 4: see my house and go, I.
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  Speaker 2: Want to get to that place.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I means in terms of an actual fact.
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  Speaker 4: I know that you're kind of looking for a place
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  Speaker 4: at the moment. I think, once we're done, we'll let
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  Speaker 4: you and your wife come over and have first.
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  Speaker 2: Debs on your house. Oh my, can you imagine how
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  Speaker 2: cool that would be?
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  Speaker 4: Kitty and you move house?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I mean the foundations are made out of cigarette butts.
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  Speaker 1: The Whole Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days at.
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  Speaker 2: Four on Radio.
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  Speaker 3: Hold Ik Keller's you know my wife? Yes, you don't
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  Speaker 3: know her super well, but you know who she is.
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  Speaker 3: I'd recognize her on the street. I don't say hello,
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  Speaker 3: but I know it was her. You wouldn't she'd probably
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  Speaker 3: say hello to you. Yeah. So she has recently discovered
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  Speaker 3: a passion and which is great, right. You know, you
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  Speaker 3: want to be in supportive like anything your partners into
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  Speaker 3: that passionate about it. You want to fizz them up
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  Speaker 3: for it, you know, get him behind them. However, the
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  Speaker 3: thing that she is fizzed up about is just a
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  Speaker 3: bit random as far as I'm concerned.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, I'm open minded.
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  Speaker 3: So she's you know, she's thirty, you know, looking, she's trendy,
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  Speaker 3: she's pretty cool. Her new passion is plane spotting planet.
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  Speaker 3: So like, if I look, there's a plane, but there's
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  Speaker 3: a plane, I wonder where that's going. Oh wow, that's
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  Speaker 3: an a A three twenty that's probably coming from Sydney.
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  Speaker 3: Oh will double chair? Oh no, not Sydney, it's from Melbourne.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, lose the chit.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's how some might phrase it.
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  Speaker 2: Per you phrase it in the break?
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  Speaker 4: Hang on, can I can I just say, you know,
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  Speaker 4: big ups to your wife.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, l G, big ups you because you're a bit
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  Speaker 2: of a sort of.
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  Speaker 4: Mechanical dweeb. You love your bike, I love stuff. And yeah,
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: maybe she's just trying to connect with your keys. Oh
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: look at that, you know, something mechanical like a plane.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: That's a d x C twenty five.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Ali, First of.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: All, you're thinking of a d C which was probably
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: flying around a lot while you're a boy. No, she's
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: just and this is how it's gone. The other day,
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: she got steamed responsibly. The next morning, she woke up
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: to a Facebook notification that said, congratulations, you've been accepted
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: into the group Canterbury plain Spotters. And she doesn't remember
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: asking to join plane spotters. Guess how many members are
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: on that group if you had to guess, three thousand,
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: thirty three thousand. I think there's something about that plain
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Spotters group. I think it's actually for swingers.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: That's what I've heard. I'm a member same, I mean, amen.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Just in terms of weird hobbies, my wife has one
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: too keezy.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Oh what's that? My wife? And this is this is
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: a true story.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Now, she had a very good friend who coincidentally was
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: also our midwife. Oh yes, and she was a real
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: op shop lady. She loves her op shops. But she's
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: filled her house up and it's a significantly large house
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: with so much shit that she started buying stuff for
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: our house because we were great friends were here and
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: her thing was she loved duck plates, so like ornamental
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: plates with ducks on them, and.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: She started buying those for us.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: We were like, oh, thanks man, and we will hang
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: that up.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: And we did start hanging them up, and.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Then my wife randomly started going, oh look, I found
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: this duck plate, and I was like, is that.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: What we're doing?
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Efficted my wife with an absurd duck plate.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: And you've got a duck that lives in your lounge.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: How did your duck feel about that?
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Right at home? Is ducks everywhere?
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, flattered. I've heard about duck plates. Apparently that's just
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: another term for swinging, possibly, Mogan, is your wife have
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: any weird hobbies?
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Man? Just swinging?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: The whole archy? Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: tune in on radio?
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: What's it sounds fay lies camera?
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Actually know it's time for the big show, Brawn.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: I mean we could do the one with your wife
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: and the blindfold.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: That's true, that would have been. You just need to
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: simmer down around that situation, all right. And the person
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: suggesting that Kesey's wife has overcooked his eggs for his
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: eggs sandwhich Keesy is furious than she calls Jas for
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: relationship advice.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: That's just not thattle. Too closer to the bone. Now
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: listen up.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Okay, so how about this is the scenario Moggi. You're
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: a border security guard. Sure, you're the dude that stands
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: you know how they have the make magnetic sort of
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: what do they call them?
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: When you have to walk through there.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: That guy like to think, Keezy, you're a weary Trevor.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: You've just to think that will be the guy that's
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: it's due towards your suitcase to your suitcase.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Yes, now, Keezy, you've come through the detector. You put
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: all your stuff on the trays and you've gone through.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: You managed to get through there, but you're also clutching
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: your stomach and in a fair amount of pain as
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: you approach.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: Mogi there right, Okay, sorry, so Moggi, my suitcase is
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: going on the conveyor and it's then been lifted up
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: and taken over to the inspections. It's been diverse diverted
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: around all right, and I've got a sort of stomach.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're getting really bad cramps in your stomach.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: All right, fine and action, good afternoon.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Soon as this your beg Yeah it is man, how
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: are you today?
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: By the way, great, I'm just going to go through
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: it and said, right, do I have your permission to
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: go through the beak?
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: What was your name?
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's what was your name? Sorry, man, my name's Kezy.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: What was your name?
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Didn't quite catch that At this point Keezy has bent
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: over all a sudden stabbing.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Pain and what was your name? Sorry?
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: So I'm just going to take all this stuff out
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: of your bag, so you're okay with it, I'm just
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: going to search us.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine, man, there's not okay.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: Were you Were you the one that packed your bag?
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: That was okay?
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Nothing, Yeah, go for it minute then, sweet, we'll go
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: through here. Then you've got you've got a some kind
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: of a sleeping mask.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the missus insists on using it.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: It's a long story, man.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: It's quite a lot of delis in here. Are they
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: all yours?
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Long story?
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I worked for this company called Mike and Jason's Dillies,
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: and they wanted me to bring some stuff.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: It's not illegal, all right.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: So well I've seen enough. I think we're going to
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: have to take you into the secret area for a
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: strip search based on what, Oh my god, just I
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: think it's the sweat that you've got on your hour,
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: on your face, and you seem to be in some
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: kind of pain. You've got some kind of bowel issues?
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Have you want?
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Are you on that radio show. Yeah, I know, Sorry mate,
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: I didn't recognize you. I should have by your massive
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: honka at hang about.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: At this point, Easy loses all control of his bowels.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: What have you done, man, I've just classic classic Kezy
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: midnight steamer in his pants.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Eh.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: And what you got in there? There's little packets of
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: what's that? Little packets of what is that?
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Cazyy the airport stuff. I don't worry about that.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: It looks like cocaine, is it?
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Hey, mum's the word?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: You just pick those up and pick up that massive
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: pile of feces and be on your way.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Alright.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Scene the Whole Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Speaking of the long weekend, my wife and I were
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: planning to go away to our favorite place. Unfortunately it
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: wasn't available to us, and so I thought we did
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: a double book again in double books.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Well, I feel like we should clarify for the listeners.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Your favorite place is actually owned by someone else and
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: it's a batch, yes, and the people that own it
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: have decided to go there.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, what's that about? Man? Yeah? I had
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: some you know, decent sea share it around a bit
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: kick and you thanks man? Thanks either right, Yeah, I
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: don't pay anything.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but anyway, Yeah, talk about selfish. So I said
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: to my wife, well, you know, Darling, I mean, we
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: don't have to go away. We could maybe book a hotel,
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Darling in Auckland. You see it motoring, well initially a
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: motoring And the look on her face made me go,
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, like a quality five star hotel.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Ah, you know, what do you call it? Eas a staycation?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: A staycation? Yeah, we just you know, the town you're from.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: You just spend the night in the city, go out
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: for dinner, and then stay the night in a nice hotel.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Yes, what we tend to do is we go up
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: for a nice cinema. We go to the movies at
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: the Academy, the old cinema there. But I've kind of
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: built it up a little bit too much, Fellows, and
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm now under pressure to perform, if
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: What I mean. Oh, just what do you mean?
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Well, it's just that have you been married for twenty hours?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: We have been.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: But when you do something different, you immediately put the
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: pressure on yourself. You know what I mean, because he's
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: expect the expectations.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: I would say that that's the thing. You're going away
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: for it as you called it off for you a
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: filthy weekend. You said you're taking your suitcase full of
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: before mentioned and so there is going to be a
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: certain amount of expectation there. Jay, Sure, are you taking
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: your portable sex oning?
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: No, because we actually ended up when we used that
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: last time in the last place we stayed out.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: It was a five hundred dollars charge because it fell
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: out of the roof. It fell out of that roof.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: It came loose from the roof and pulled some of
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: the ceiling down.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Your attention.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Did you just put like a thing straight into the
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: room just a bit of beltcrow?
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Oh okay?
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Or a command hook? Yeah? So yeah, that wasn't good.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: But you know what I mean, it's right you're trying
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: to do something nice and special for your partner, and
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: then it's like, but also, you know, you gotta you're
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: gotta make sure that you do the well how do
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: I phrase the business?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: The business yea, and the filth of the sin.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: So what I mean, Jason, you have been on to
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: me about how you're like quite the love maker, and
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: blah blah. Surely this is right up your alley. Surely
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: this is you.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: Put on your you're on the stage. Now it's hot.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: J's time to shine once again.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Well, then you get into the thing. And what should
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: I bring? Should I bring the gimp mask? Should I
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: leave there?
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: Bring?
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: It's only one it's only one night. I don't want
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: to bring almost. No, no, no, because I'm a lot
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: of characters that I can play. Do you know one
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: of the things that you go key?
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: So we should just just pick one one of your characters, right,
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: So for example, I know you've got what is it,
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: one of them like a police officer.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: Well, he's my favorite one, Hoidy Jane. I thought this
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: one was genius. Was he's got a sex character called
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: the pig Farmer. Oh, that's right, the pig the swine
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: doesn't it says the pig farmer. And his wife gets
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: lost out in the countryside and she stops and to
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: ask for directions.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Oh right, right, it's the voice for the pig farmer. Jason, Jace, how.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Are you doing there? Last? I know what that was?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: This is what I mean. I've got pressure on me
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: and then we should come back to this to nail
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: it down. Man. That's so hot.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Man. That voice the pig Farm, that's really great. She's
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: gonna love it.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: It's one of my harder characters.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: The Whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Hold Ikey.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: It's a lovely time of year, isn't it. Fellas in
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: the romances, it's flowing through thick and fast. Get a
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: fellas Jordan here? Can I get a Valentine's Day? Shout
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: out to my wife Brook for putting up with me
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: and my ADHD madness for fourteen years. Going strong. Lads
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: might even make it to bed tonight rather than the couch.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so good man.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Shout out to my Valentine. Dino working over in West
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Australia in the mines.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: What a backbone? That is backbone?
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: What fly and fly out? Was hot that you're just
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: mentioning football? Get a fellas over that's get eight fellas.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: I broke up with her today. Cheers h good good.
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: I mean you'll always remember, yeah, you know what I mean?
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: Unless you you'll remember the date exactly, know where he
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: broke my heart yet, a Fellers, I haven't done anything
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: for Valentine's Days. It's actually my cat's birthday. I got
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: him some beef schnitzel. That's from Colin, Colin, your old
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: romantic son of a bee. Do you hate it when
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: like important dates crossover with other ones?
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, that's one of the biggest days on
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: the calendar, the old cat's birthday.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, schnitz beef snitz good. I bet he. He
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: really finally diced it too, so it wasn't too hard
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: for the cat to chew on.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: You'll find a cattle choke on a beef.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Schnitz It will.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: It will found that out the hard way choke.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: in on radio.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: Was talking in the previous break about how I was
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: watching an old episode of wonder Woman today at home,
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: and it reminded me of the fact that I used
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: to watch Wonder Woman and notice a sort of change
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: in my body. And this is when I was a
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: sort of youngish teenager ten eleven, twelve, Right, So now.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: A teenager is any number that ends with teen, like thirteen, fourteen.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but I was about I remember being about
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: eleven and just giving me and it was kind of
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: my sixth dual awakening.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: So it came out in nineteen seventy six, So that
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: means you must have been born in the mid sixties,
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: which would make you about sixty hour.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: No, but I mean it can play later down the years.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: And also credit where credits due here? Who names Linda Caster?
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Linda Carter, Yes, very much, sir.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: So we're talking sixual awakenings. A lot of tixcho chet
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: orco chat.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Well, I did mention the fact that you know in
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: the chat today Pugs Aunt had about ten or eleven
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: of the bastards.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's just another day of the office for
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: all Pugsan someone here, Megan Fox, Yeah, the first Transformers
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: movie for guys my age, it certainly was was up there,
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Susie Cato, another one on three from Yes, yes, Oprah Winfrey, Yeah,
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Aunt Becky from full House.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Really okay.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: A young age Yeah, no, Jude Jane, that's so sure.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: I do want to just point out that somebody's taxsern
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: he with George of the Jungle, Brenda Fraser, and I
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: do want some from the ladies.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: I was just about to say this is not just
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: from the male perspective. I'm interested in the female perspective
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: on this too, obviously.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: I mean even I go there both Wilma Flintstone and
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Betty Rubble.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: That's heart man. There was one that you mentioned, Keezy.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: My mum says that tattoo from Fantasy Island was her
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: sexual awakening.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Minute I do.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: You can't take people's accents off like that.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: That's racist.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Racism alert, racism alert.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Another one here, the woman from Weird Science. It was
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: Kelly LeBrock Kelly LeBrock y right. That film came out
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: in nineteen eighty six.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: The wout out to Catherine Zeta Jones. Catherine Zenda Jones
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: was pretty hot back in the day and currently obviously,
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: but I remember her from the Mask of Zara as
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: the Legend of Zira.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and my one which I just mentioned half of
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: the Mask early nineties with Jim Carrey.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: How hot was he?
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Sense of humor can be very attractive and that was
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: that was fully on there. Did you like him so
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: much in as Ventura? Yeah, especially the second one with
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: nature calls so hot. Also Cameron Diaz from them that
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: was one of the most that was one of the
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: all time biggest debuts from an actress.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: I'd say.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: Skyrocketed straight to stardom.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, my mate's mum. That's from a text
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: that's not me just feels Jim of the Holograms.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Do you remember Gym and the Holograms? Jason, No, I don't, sorry,
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: hot lips. Oh yeah, definitely, definitely Radar. Oh yeah, Summer
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Hiakoff Desperado Ticks has just gone through there.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Wow, I don't get that.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: You don't like that, No, I'm sure I do. Well,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: she'll tell you what she's no Jim Carre
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: The Whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: tune in week days and four on radio Hold Ikey