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- 0:05Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
- 0:08Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
- 0:11Testecleese: We'll talk about the New World Order soon.
- 0:14Audio shared by Testecleese: That's covered.
- 0:16Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news.
- 0:17Testecleese: Was Joe a prophet, not for…
- 0:19Audio shared by Testecleese: Not suicidal!
- 0:22Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
- 0:27Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
- 0:30Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
- 0:32Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
- 0:36Testecleese: Hello and welcome to episode 355 of the newest season of The Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
- 0:42Brian McFadden: And I'm Ryan.
- 0:44Testecleese: And with this two guys drinking some beers, chocolate's going on.
- 0:48Testecleese: Dude, I don't know what's bigger news.
- 0:53Testecleese: it's midterms, and October surprise came late!
- 0:58Testecleese: Didn't it?
- 0:59Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 1:02Testecleese: Well, first of all… wait a minute…
- 1:07Testecleese: Oh, never mind, I gotta move that one, that… I… see, I… that's what I get for talking trash about getting shit in the right place. Oh, no, they're all going to be… that shit. Never mind. Holy crap, dude.
- 1:18Testecleese: All of our follow-up is either… is Massachusetts? How's that?
- 1:26Testecleese: Didn't see that one coming.
- 1:30Testecleese: So, remember that, woman who…
- 1:33Testecleese: Hanged her 2-year-old in the closet?
- 1:36Brian McFadden: Huh.
- 1:37Testecleese: After, like, following the Lindsey Clancy Clancy thing?
- 1:39Testecleese: Husband is standing by the wife, even though
- 1:43Testecleese: She had intended and tried to poison him to death, too.
- 1:49Testecleese: Thought that was a little surprising. It's just a little,
- 1:52Testecleese: This is what happens when you let people get away with killing kids.
- 1:56Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 1:57Testecleese: And there's always some wackadoo that's gonna let it go along.
- 2:00Testecleese: Meanwhile, I… University of California San Diego student just took a plea deal, beat Basically.
- 2:09Testecleese: Her, quote, or former best friend's 6-month-old to death, because she had a fantasy about murdering babies.
- 2:19Testecleese: Huh.
- 2:21Brian McFadden: That's not a good.
- 2:21Testecleese: Weird.
- 2:22Testecleese: Yeah.
- 2:24Testecleese: Yeah, hmm. Very interesting, huh?
- 2:28Testecleese: Now, a true crime influencer. You know, these TikTok sleuths, they think they're fucking gonna solve the goddamn case. They don't know most of what's going on. They didn't even watch the fucking trial most of the time, you know?
- 2:39Brian McFadden: They're just trying to get listeners and viewers on their YouTube channels and podcasts.
- 2:46Testecleese: Exactly. Now, this guy's got, like, 50K subscribers, apparently called Patrick Clancy's father.
- 2:55Testecleese: Patrick Clancy was the husband of Lindsey Clancy.
- 2:59Testecleese: Closed his father, and apparently this old man didn't even realize he answered the phone, and he got wiretapped. Like, the guy recorded him.
- 3:06Testecleese: and published it And it made me wonder.
- 3:11Testecleese: Where did the crime take place?
- 3:15Testecleese: Did it take place where the recording was made, or what was recorded?
- 3:21Brian McFadden: Hmm, good.
- 3:21Testecleese: states have different rules about this. I know Massachusetts, you need both parties to consent to an audio recording of a phone call, but not all states do that.
- 3:31Brian McFadden: Right.
- 3:32Testecleese: So I'm curious… is the… was this… you know what I mean? It's like, if you violated some law.
- 3:39Testecleese: whose law got violated? Was it… let's just say Kentucky, I'm just pulling it out of my butt. Did it happen in Kentucky, where the guy hit record, or did it happen in Massachusetts, where he was recorded?
- 3:52Testecleese: I think we've talked about this before, but it was so long ago, I've forgotten all the rules. I think it's where record was hit and hit.
- 4:00Testecleese: But I'm not sure, which, for all we know, this guy was down the street in Pembroke, Massachusetts, right next to Duxbury, you know what I mean? Yeah. Maybe he lives in Scituate, for all we know.
- 4:10Testecleese: And… the last ditch.
- 4:15Testecleese: The name of that, very strange.
- 4:20Testecleese: lesbian bar in Massachusetts that had people wearing masks. Apparently, when they said, one night a week, you don't need to wear a mask, because we can't pay our bills.
- 4:31Brian McFadden: I imagine.
- 4:31Testecleese: Enough to piss off everyone else so no one showed up again.
- 4:36Brian McFadden: And now they're looking for a new buyer. They've shut down indefinitely. They're gonna be open for their catering events only.
- 4:42Brian McFadden: And they're looking for new owners.
- 4:46Testecleese: Well, I mean… well, I feel bad for the one person, because I think it's one person left who owns it, because they're the two, like, bailed out and rolled.
- 4:54Testecleese: It's like, great, so now I have a lesbian bar that you have to wear a freaking mask in. It's like, who's coming here? And, you know what I mean? It's like, are they coming often enough to pay the bills?
- 5:04Testecleese: No.
- 5:05Brian McFadden: Obviously not.
- 5:06Testecleese: Obviously not, and that's something that people don't think about.
- 5:10Testecleese: And it's like, oh, that's a neat little niche idea. It's like, yeah, but how many people are walking into that place? Brian, you're not welcome, you're not a lesbian. You're probably not gonna wear a mask. You're not even welcome.
- 5:20Brian McFadden: What's not.
- 5:21Testecleese: let alone, you know what I mean? Want to go in.
- 5:25Testecleese: And the people that are welcome, are they… how often are they going? Once, maybe Friday or Saturday?
- 5:30Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 5:32Testecleese: You can't stay open like that, you know?
- 5:35Brian McFadden: No.
- 5:36Testecleese: other news that should be brought up, but has not been…
- 5:42Testecleese: isn't a major point, I suppose.
- 5:44Testecleese: World Series is over, and no one even realized it had started.
- 5:49Brian McFadden: The Brewers…
- 5:51Testecleese: Brewers have the first World Series victory.
- 5:54Brian McFadden: Tampa Bay only won one game.
- 5:58Testecleese: Yes. Wow, you followed… you've at least followed the numbers, didn't you?
- 6:02Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 6:03Testecleese: Alright.
- 6:04Testecleese: Another murder has been wrecked onto Ted Bundy's count.
- 6:11Testecleese: His, kill list, I thought… She's like, okay.
- 6:16Testecleese: Now, this is very sad, Brian. Walter Koenig… Remember him?
- 6:21Brian McFadden: Yep,
- 6:22Testecleese: He played Chekhov in the original series, Star Trek, he died!
- 6:26Testecleese: 90 years old, and then a couple days later, Patrick.
- 6:31Brian McFadden: Do it!
- 6:32Testecleese: I…
- 6:32Brian McFadden: Yep, Patrick Stewart passed away, yep.
- 6:35Testecleese: You're Patrick Stewart. I'm sorry.
- 6:37Brian McFadden: Yep, and he, he had a dementia diagnosis, I believe.
- 6:42Testecleese: Yeah, apparently… Nothing was going well for him, health-wise, but he does have another movie coming out!
- 6:50Testecleese: So, we could all…
- 6:52Brian McFadden: You know that's gonna be a blockbuster.
- 6:54Testecleese: Yeah, it's an X-Men movie, though. Like, everyone gave up on Marvel years ago, didn't they?
- 6:59Testecleese: But they're gonna go anyway.
- 7:01Brian McFadden: X-Men will go… people will go see X-Men.
- 7:05Testecleese: Yeah, they're trying to undo the whole woke thing, but…
- 7:09Testecleese: They already ruined a franchise that was making a billion dollars a movie, you know what I mean?
- 7:13Brian McFadden: Yup, they're good at that.
- 7:15Testecleese: Yeah.
- 7:16Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Meanwhile, here in West Virginia, we just had this couple, arrested,
- 7:23Testecleese: Check this out. Look at the picture of this couple. They look like they're in, like, their late 20s, early 30s. They're in their mid-40s, right?
- 7:32Brian McFadden: Cool dogs.
- 7:34Testecleese: I'm wondering that, or maybe, maybe.
- 7:36Brian McFadden: AI?
- 7:37Testecleese: He was a Marine, or a sailor, and brought him back a little Asian wife who doesn't, age the same as us white folk out here.
- 7:46Brian McFadden: Maybe.
- 7:47Testecleese: Maybe, because I don't know, it kind of looks like a Southeast Asian, doesn't she?
- 7:52Testecleese: Maybe a year… maybe a generation or two back?
- 7:55Brian McFadden: Maybe, yeah.
- 7:57Testecleese: Maybe watch her be frickin'… I don't know, made me think Filipino, honestly, but…
- 8:04Testecleese: They were caught, they were being arrested for torturing orphans that they were taking care of.
- 8:11Testecleese: As punishment, they were pouring cat…
- 8:15Testecleese: Soiled cat litter in their beds.
- 8:19Testecleese: To punish them, they would wipe dog waste on their toys, to take their toys away.
- 8:26Testecleese: What… what's… There's a real foster problem… fostering problem here in West Virginia.
- 8:32Testecleese: And… they're looking for more people to help, but I keep seeing articles like this. I'm making a point to bring them up, I don't know if you've noticed, about bad foster parents.
- 8:42Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 8:43Testecleese: Like, didn't we just talk about the people who literally enslaved a bunch of foster kids?
- 8:48Brian McFadden: Huh.
- 8:49Brian McFadden: Fair enough.
- 8:50Testecleese: And this couple here was like.
- 8:52Testecleese: your parents didn't love you, and then they died anyway. It's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You know what I mean?
- 8:59Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 9:02Testecleese: We also had a little earthquake out in Charleston this morning at, like, 4.37. It was, like, 9 kilometers underground.
- 9:09Testecleese: I don't think it means much. We are in Appalachia, which is supposed to be inactive, but, you know…
- 9:17Testecleese: Oh, speaking of, oh, what's the word? Volcanology.
- 9:25Testecleese: Did you see Mount St. Helens might be coming active again?
- 9:30Brian McFadden: No, I didn't.
- 9:32Testecleese: Ash?
- 9:34Testecleese: was seen coming out of Mount St. Helens. Granted, a helicopter got close, but there shouldn't have been ash there unless there was…
- 9:42Testecleese: You know what I mean?
- 9:44Testecleese: Something hap… some kind of seismic… activity.
- 9:48Testecleese: Oh, God.
- 9:49Testecleese: Last time I was in St. Helensville, it was 1980. Blanketed the world in ash. The whole planet.
- 9:56Brian McFadden: Yep, I remember that.
- 9:58Testecleese: I don't, I was not alive.
- 10:00Brian McFadden: I was.
- 10:00Testecleese: But, yeah, well, of course you were.
- 10:05Testecleese: We don't need to see that thing blow again, do we?
- 10:09Brian McFadden: No.
- 10:12Testecleese: What's going on in, michigan? I keep hearing about Battle Creek, Michigan. What's… what's going on in Battle Creek that makes them keep hitting the news? Is that where you are, or is that…
- 10:23Brian McFadden: It's, like, the big city near me. It's where, Kellogg's has their world headquarters.
- 10:30Testecleese: Catalogs the cereal?
- 10:31Brian McFadden: Yep, yep, they were founded here in Michigan.
- 10:36Testecleese: They're great!
- 10:38Brian McFadden: That's right, Tony the Tiger.
- 10:41Brian McFadden: Oh, but yeah, so apparently,
- 10:44Brian McFadden: the state has enough money to buy the city of Battle Creek a semi-autonomous drone for them to use to fight crime, and…
- 10:55Brian McFadden: In Battle Creek.
- 10:56Testecleese: Oh my god, like a flock camera thing? They're upping their flock camera to drones?
- 11:01Brian McFadden: Yup,
- 11:03Testecleese: Oh yeah, no such thing as a surveillance state, huh?
- 11:07Brian McFadden: No, not at all.
- 11:08Testecleese: just wait till the next pandemic happens, which I guess this freaking Russian, plague isn't a thing, huh?
- 11:17Testecleese: But wait for the next outbreak, dude. Like, you thought the Chinese welding the people in their houses was bad? Wait till fucking drones come in and yell at you, then cops show up with guns.
- 11:27Brian McFadden: I think China used that already.
- 11:30Testecleese: They may well have, I just know that… I remember them… the video of them welding people's doors shut, it's like, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!
- 11:37Brian McFadden: Fair enough. Yeah.
- 11:39Testecleese: And it's like, what if there's a fire? You know?
- 11:46Testecleese: What else is going on in Michigan? Some dude got killed in a spirit at Halloween, or at least hurt or something?
- 11:51Brian McFadden: Yeah, no, the… there was a shooting, and
- 11:54Brian McFadden: A Spirit Halloween, outside of Detroit. I know it's hard to believe it was shooting near Detroit, but
- 12:03Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 12:04Brian McFadden: They, one person was shot, and the alleged shooter was injured. I don't know how they call it an alleged shooter.
- 12:12Testecleese: And not convicted, that's how.
- 12:14Brian McFadden: Both men were in their 20s.
- 12:16Testecleese: This is to protect everyone publishing this stuff so they don't go to prison.
- 12:20Testecleese: Right? If he gets acquitted, you call them a shooter, you're fucked.
- 12:24Brian McFadden: You gotta, you gotta go with the comments on these articles.
- 12:28Testecleese: It's funny.
- 12:28Brian McFadden: Were they fighting over the same costume?
- 12:33Brian McFadden: a good…
- 12:33Testecleese: Last day…
- 12:34Brian McFadden: Goblin, or some people dress up as suspicious characters.
- 12:40Testecleese: Yeah.
- 12:42Testecleese: Check this out, man, I know you're not Catholic, so you guys don't do the saints, right?
- 12:48Brian McFadden: Nope.
- 12:48Testecleese: But, November 1st is All Saints Day.
- 12:51Testecleese: which is also Sunday.
- 12:55Testecleese: My church is the set, huh?
- 12:56Brian McFadden: Oh, hell, isn't it, like, the Devil's Day, too?
- 13:00Testecleese: All Hallows' Eve is Halloween, and that's when people
- 13:05Testecleese: Dress up to scare away all… any evil that may be around so the saints may walk again.
- 13:11Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
- 13:12Testecleese: So my church is doing an All Saints Day thing, and all the kids are dressing up as saints.
- 13:21Testecleese: And they're gonna tell us all about their saints and everything, I thought that was pretty cool.
- 13:25Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 13:26Testecleese: Yeah, my daughter, my eldest daughter's gonna be St. Catherine.
- 13:30Testecleese: She was the first Native American saint in, like, Ottawa or something.
- 13:36Testecleese: And I told her she should wear it on Halloween, too, and she goes, can I be an Indian? I was like, oh, no, no, we don't call them Indians anymore, we call them Elizabeth Warren.
- 13:47Brian McFadden: She didn't get the joke.
- 13:49Testecleese: No, but the wife was like, do not have her saying that. And I was like, this sign's all over this thing that says, keep Webster County red, vote Republican.
- 13:58Brian McFadden: So, yep, I gotta go vote early tomorrow, because it's official. I will be working the whole day on Election Day.
- 14:07Testecleese: Vote early, vote often, right?
- 14:09Brian McFadden: That's right. Well, I'm gonna vote early and vote once.
- 14:12Testecleese: No, because you don't want to go to prison.
- 14:16Testecleese: Seems like they're cracking down on this voter thing, but we will definitely get into that when it's time. Oh, it's time! Midterms!
- 14:27Brian McFadden: It's almost like we knew what we're doing here!
- 14:31Testecleese: Almost like we pay attention.
- 14:33Brian McFadden: This article, I thought, was utterly ridiculous, that,
- 14:37Brian McFadden: this guy that is claimed to fame is from Criminal Minds and other shows.
- 14:43Testecleese: And here's a woman's name!
- 14:45Brian McFadden: He's telling Jews that they'll be safer if they vote for… if they elect Abdul al-Sayed, the Muslim.
- 14:55Testecleese: Yes, Israel would be safer if they let Palestine take over, too, wouldn't they?
- 14:59Brian McFadden: Yes, they would,
- 15:00Testecleese: Most stuff.
- 15:01Brian McFadden: Right.
- 15:02Testecleese: Yes, because you cannot be hurt or robbed from if you're dead.
- 15:06Brian McFadden: Exactly.
- 15:09Testecleese: Yeah, Mandy. Isn't Mandy a woman's name?
- 15:15Testecleese: Like.
- 15:15Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 15:17Testecleese: I'm trying to think what…
- 15:19Testecleese: one of them famous singers from back in the day that, like, went to, like, Vegas or something, did his thing there for years.
- 15:25Testecleese: He had a song, Mandy, didn't he?
- 15:28Brian McFadden: Barry Manilow?
- 15:29Testecleese: Yeah, okay, mainly you came and you gave with a.
- 15:32Brian McFadden: That's very mad.
- 15:34Testecleese: Oh, thank you, that was driving me nuts, dude!
- 15:37Brian McFadden: No, very mellow.
- 15:39Testecleese: Thank you for not… Oh, Mandy, you came and you gave without taking… Wow, that was so long ago.
- 15:47Brian McFadden: Yep, Barry Manilow's not even alive anymore.
- 15:50Testecleese: Wow.
- 15:51Testecleese: Yeah.
- 15:53Testecleese: That was, So what's Hunter Biden? Yeah, he… what's the CAA? What is it?
- 16:01Brian McFadden: It's another way.
- 16:01Testecleese: For him to launder money?
- 16:03Brian McFadden: No, this is a freakin' talent organization! He's got his own agent now!
- 16:08Testecleese: Yes! To launder money, because you're gonna spend a million dollars on a fucking ball of spaghetti thrown at a canvas.
- 16:17Brian McFadden: This is hilarious. The story talent agent is seeking out new ways for the former attorney and current painter to promote himself or tell stories in a variety of ventures.
- 16:30Testecleese: Well, if he's just actually telling stories and people paid that, I'm okay with that. But when it was with someone giving him, like, $30 million for a painting, that was just…
- 16:39Testecleese: objectively bad. It's like, you're clearly laundering money through…
- 16:44Brian McFadden: Once again, he's on the family coattails, because in 2025, guess who signed with CAA?
- 16:53Testecleese: Oh, it must have been, Jill.
- 16:55Brian McFadden: Nope.
- 16:56Testecleese: Oh.
- 16:57Brian McFadden: Yo!
- 16:58Testecleese: Was it Joe? What… yeah, I actually knew that, but what was Joe doing for talent? Was…
- 17:04Brian McFadden: He's doing speaking, he's on a speaking tour.
- 17:08Testecleese: Joe can't speak.
- 17:10Brian McFadden: Don't tell him that.
- 17:13Testecleese: I thought Jill did in her book, didn't she? She thought he had a stroke.
- 17:17Testecleese: At the debate that we said was garbage.
- 17:20Testecleese: And then that entire party's like, oh, that was brilliant!
- 17:24Brian McFadden: Nothing better than a pop-up pad you can't get rid of at all.
- 17:28Testecleese: Yeah, you answered all the questions! Oh my fucking god, are you… that's fucking…
- 17:35Testecleese: That's the bare minimum, that's not an achievement and a debate, right?
- 17:40Brian McFadden: That's right, yep,
- 17:43Testecleese: Did you figure a way around this pop-up ad?
- 17:46Brian McFadden: Yeah, I finally got past it. It took some work to do, but…
- 17:49Testecleese: This is the Hunter Biden laptop thing.
- 17:52Brian McFadden: No, I was on the Hunter Biden signs with CAA thing.
- 17:56Testecleese: Okay, okay. Yeah, exactly what's happening there.
- 18:00Brian McFadden: He's got a talent organization that's gonna try to get him more money.
- 18:05Brian McFadden: And take a cut of the money that he gets.
- 18:08Testecleese: Obviously, that's what talented agents do.
- 18:11Testecleese: But yeah, this is just adding into that.
- 18:14Testecleese: Oh, the Bidens are broke.
- 18:17Testecleese: Like, they… weren't they a wealthy family at one point?
- 18:21Brian McFadden: Alright, just like the Clintons were over the Clinton Foundation.
- 18:25Testecleese: Yeah, that wasn't the Clintons being wealthy, that was them getting Russian.
- 18:28Brian McFadden: They were getting funneled money through the Clinton Foundation, too.
- 18:34Testecleese: Oh, I thought they were just cheating with their election campaign donations by taking money from Russia, then moving that money.
- 18:41Brian McFadden: Yeah, but I guarantee that Chelsea's pay was being paid for through the Clinton Foundation. There was a million people getting salaries that weren't doing anything. It's like…
- 18:53Brian McFadden: Michelle Obama having that cushy job at the hospital in Chicago, she never actually showed up to work for.
- 19:00Testecleese: I don't remember that, but…
- 19:01Brian McFadden: Yeah, she was like a big administrator in the hospital and never even stepped foot inside the hospital while…
- 19:07Testecleese: Your husband would…
- 19:08Brian McFadden: Her husband was, senator or congressman in the state of Illinois.
- 19:14Testecleese: Geez, Senator.
- 19:16Testecleese: That's the thing, he was never a congressman. He was a senator for, what, half a term, then he was president. Yeah. How did that happen?
- 19:24Brian McFadden: Do I really have to say it out loud?
- 19:28Testecleese: Brian, I'd love to hear it out loud, because, I'm pretty sure everyone knows how this happened, but no one will say it out loud.
- 19:35Brian McFadden: His election was gonna end racism in the United States, so people felt bad and voted for him because of the color of his skin. Not about his talents, but the color of his skin.
- 19:48Testecleese: So they felt bad for the black man and made him president.
- 19:52Brian McFadden: Yup, yup.
- 19:53Testecleese: Which I got a laugh out of, because I was like, the man's half white.
- 19:57Brian McFadden: Yep. And someone… And race is worse now than it was before he was elected.
- 20:02Testecleese: true. But I got a good laugh, I was like, he's half white, and someone actually came back way back in the day on Facebook, and was like.
- 20:08Testecleese: One drop black means black. And I was like, oh my god, that's even worse than a brown paper bag test. That's worse than what the Nazis used to define a Jew. You know that, right?
- 20:20Testecleese: I'm like, well, that's the thing. I'm like, no! No, it's not! You say it is! You are the racist!
- 20:27Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 20:30Testecleese: I just see an asshole who's very well spoken and very charismatic. Barack Obama could convince…
- 20:39Testecleese: most people of anything, you know what I mean?
- 20:41Brian McFadden: Yep, well, he's out on the campaign trail right now. I don't know if we got any articles about it, but he's out campaigning.
- 20:47Testecleese: Yeah, he's losing more… thing is, he's losing credibility now.
- 20:52Testecleese: You know, when he was in, nobody ever heard of him, and then the president, it was different. Now it's like, yeah, well, I mean…
- 20:58Testecleese: You supported the Nazi in Maine, you know?
- 21:03Testecleese: And when I say Nazi, I'm not… don't mean Nazi like the Democrats did. I mean, the guy had a fucking Nazi tattoo!
- 21:10Brian McFadden: Well, that wasn't really a Nazi tattoo. He… he admitted it.
- 21:13Testecleese: Totem comp from the… SS!
- 21:17Testecleese: The actual death squads that executed the Jews.
- 21:24Testecleese: Oh, we talked about this before, what's going on in Alaska?
- 21:28Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, we got two Dan Sullivans on the ticket. One's running as a Republican, and one's running as an Independent.
- 21:36Testecleese: Well, when we first talked about this, we had said, it's like, he had even come out and said that he had considered doing this before. He's like, yeah, but what can you really do? But then it turns out the Democrat Party got together and planned out, went looking for people named Dan Sullivan.
- 21:51Brian McFadden: And she's coming back, the person that they're blaming for this, saying… Yeah, Petola's saying, I had nothing to do with that, oh, we didn't do Toa.
- 22:01Testecleese: I bragged about it!
- 22:03Testecleese: She bragged about it!
- 22:06Brian McFadden: Well, now that there's calls for her to be charged, or him, I don't know if it's a him or…
- 22:10Testecleese: Her. Her.
- 22:11Brian McFadden: She's all of a sudden recanting everything she's already said.
- 22:15Testecleese: Well, and this guy came out after the fact, because he's like, no, no, I didn't, yada yada, I didn't speak with anyone. The Democrat Party was like, yeah, this is what we did, and there's nothing you can do about it, ha ha ha, and it's like.
- 22:26Testecleese: They're talking about deprivation of rights? I was like, what about fraud?
- 22:30Testecleese: you are intentionally trying to sell Americans something.
- 22:36Testecleese: And it not be what you're trying to sell them.
- 22:38Testecleese: You're intentionally trying to mislead people.
- 22:41Testecleese: With what they're… with their voter… that's… that's fraud, isn't it?
- 22:44Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, big time.
- 22:45Testecleese: So now, now you got wire fraud for any kind of donations made in that, right?
- 22:51Brian McFadden: Nope.
- 22:51Testecleese: You've got voter fraud, just… expand this out to any way they've communicated or collected any money.
- 23:02Testecleese: You know? It's like, this is a lot of charges if this, should come to fruition.
- 23:09Testecleese: And if not, then I just want the Dems to understand that sooner or later, either the Republicans are gonna do this shit on their own, instead of just trying to stop it, or…
- 23:21Testecleese: They're gonna be replaced by,
- 23:24Testecleese: a party, just like the Whigs were.
- 23:27Testecleese: They're gonna step in as if they were Republicans, but they're gonna call themselves something else.
- 23:34Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 23:36Testecleese: I don't know, man.
- 23:39Testecleese: it's clear that they were trying to mislead people, and I love it, too. I actually had…
- 23:45Testecleese: This one dude, Sean, I keep mentioning.
- 23:48Testecleese: said something like, oh, if they're too stupid to understand… not understand the difference. I was like, well, first of all, it didn't go through, but…
- 23:56Testecleese: This second Dan Sullivan tried to change his middle name to have the same middle initial.
- 24:01Brian McFadden: Right.
- 24:02Testecleese: And I was like.
- 24:03Testecleese: Second of all, could you imagine if we took the D's and the R's off the ballot and expected the Democrats to vote?
- 24:11Testecleese: And he gave me, like, oh, that'd be fucking ridiculous, no one would know who they were voting for. I was like, no, you wouldn't know who you were voting for.
- 24:18Brian McFadden: Well, in local elections, that's not on the ballot.
- 24:21Testecleese: Well, it depends on…
- 24:22Brian McFadden: Most local elections, most local elections, it's just… they're just there.
- 24:27Testecleese: Names for, like… well, yeah, like, county, but state usually has party.
- 24:31Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
- 24:33Testecleese: Yeah. Counties, and that's something I keep trying to bring up to people, too. It's like, you guys gotta vote county, you gotta vote municipal.
- 24:40Testecleese: Like, these Dems come out every single time.
- 24:43Testecleese: They don't even know what they're voting for, they just know vote blue no matter who. That's how you end up with, like, Pembroke, Massachusetts turned all blue, even though it's, like, 60% Republican, because they didn't show up to town hall meetings and vote.
- 24:57Testecleese: They're like, oh, everything's working well enough, let's keep it going the way it is. They didn't realize they had to vote for the same guy to keep him in office, you know?
- 25:06Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 25:08Testecleese: Pembroke's out of control, though. I told you about this years ago.
- 25:11Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's why you got out of Dodge.
- 25:14Testecleese: Yes, but they had 2 votes.
- 25:16Testecleese: on building a new community center, and I got shut down twice. I'm like, fuck all you, we're gonna do it anyway.
- 25:22Brian McFadden: Right.
- 25:22Testecleese: And this was, like, 2017, so it went, like, $7 million over budget, you know what I mean?
- 25:30Brian McFadden: Because it's all union labor.
- 25:33Testecleese: Yeah, in Massachusetts!
- 25:35Brian McFadden: Right.
- 25:36Testecleese: And then.
- 25:37Brian McFadden: They were using the big… they were using the Big Dig style.
- 25:40Testecleese: Well, then it happened during… and then COVID hit.
- 25:43Brian McFadden: I don't have any.
- 25:45Testecleese: No, it made everything cost more, right?
- 25:47Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 25:51Testecleese: I don't give a f- Comey's being brought up on charges for a third time. Dude, I get it, I do…
- 25:59Testecleese: Homie's a corrupt piece of shit. It seems like you're not gonna get him, though.
- 26:04Testecleese: And how many times can you try and fail before you just look foolish, you know what I mean?
- 26:09Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 26:11Testecleese: Just like when they kept… throwing everything at Trump.
- 26:16Testecleese: It's…
- 26:17Testecleese: I don't know, what do you think? You think there's something to this Comey thing? I mean, I thought there was each time, but…
- 26:24Testecleese: I mean, he's the director of the FBI, wasn't he?
- 26:27Brian McFadden: He was, yeah.
- 26:30Brian McFadden: Well, they're saying, this is a decade-old allegation that he ordered his staff to leak classified information to a prosecutor.
- 26:38Brian McFadden: So… I mean, that's gonna be hard to prove.
- 26:43Brian McFadden: After 10 years.
- 26:46Testecleese: Yeah?
- 26:47Testecleese: Exactly.
- 26:49Testecleese: You're gonna need the person you leaked this information to to come out and say, yes, this happened at this point. Either that, or like, here's the email, right?
- 26:56Brian McFadden: Yeah, actual damning evidence.
- 26:59Testecleese: Damn.
- 27:03Testecleese: This is fascinating. 175 House Democrats coming out defending Omar?
- 27:09Testecleese: If that's her real name.
- 27:13Testecleese: But why?
- 27:16Testecleese: Because a whole bunch of Democrats have…
- 27:18Brian McFadden: They're afraid she's gonna lose re-election because of this, investigation.
- 27:25Brian McFadden: I highly doubt it, that the state she's at, in the part of the state she is in Minnesota, only Somalis vote in that part of the state, so…
- 27:33Testecleese: No, but she… is si- For real, facing prison time and deportation right now.
- 27:44Brian McFadden: But my only hope.
- 27:45Testecleese: No, New York Times even came out and published this. New York Times came out and said that she married her brother.
- 27:53Testecleese: I can say Ilhan Omar married her brother.
- 27:57Testecleese: And not be worried about being sued, because I'm quoting the New York Times now. New York Times is a reputable magazine, isn't it?
- 28:05Brian McFadden: Oh, it's a newspaper.
- 28:06Testecleese: Newspaper. Yeah. Newspaper, yeah.
- 28:07Brian McFadden: He used to be, I wouldn't call it reputable anymore.
- 28:10Testecleese: you and I may not, but… All these other folks do.
- 28:16Testecleese: And even if it's not repular, I can still say I'm quoting them.
- 28:21Testecleese: This is just… oof.
- 28:23Testecleese: I don't know, man.
- 28:25Testecleese: It looks like they got her dead to rights, honestly. Like, her own sister said, this is my brother.
- 28:31Testecleese: And then that's also the guy she married. And then after she had a kid, when she was still married to this guy, he's like, hey, look at my new niece, it's fresh out of the vagina he put on social media, right?
- 28:41Brian McFadden: Right, well, how can it be his daughter and niece at the same time?
- 28:45Testecleese: I mean, they could be!
- 28:47Brian McFadden: Maybe if they lived in West Virginia…
- 28:49Testecleese: some stereotypical West Virginia shit there, isn't it?
- 28:52Brian McFadden: No.
- 28:54Brian McFadden: Exactly.
- 28:55Testecleese: And then the federal government asked him to renew his visa paperwork, and instead of even attempting, he fled the fucking country to the UK. Oh, by the way, he's a giant flaming homo!
- 29:08Testecleese: Did you… did you notice that?
- 29:10Brian McFadden: No, I didn't.
- 29:12Testecleese: Seriously?
- 29:16Testecleese: No, like, pink scarves, like, mascara, eyeliner, oh, okay. Hey!
- 29:22Testecleese: And, hey, Be gay, alright? That's between you and God, okay?
- 29:28Testecleese: But what do you do when marrying women and getting,
- 29:31Testecleese: a visa to the United States if you're a gay man.
- 29:35Brian McFadden: Huh.
- 29:42Testecleese: I don't know, man, they might have her. Now, whether or not anything happens from that, God knows, right?
- 29:48Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 29:50Testecleese: and a… I guess a lot of people want the warrant, like, released publicly?
- 29:57Brian McFadden: But not Janine's Pierrero, the… No.
- 30:02Testecleese: Just because it has, like, all of… here's half of our case to be able to get the warrant, you know what I mean? It's like, we can't just release that to everyone right now.
- 30:11Brian McFadden: Well, the Democrats never like releasing the information on their warrants either, so…
- 30:16Testecleese: No, or the Epstein files.
- 30:19Testecleese: You know? Talk trash about Trump all you want. He released, what, 10,000 pages more than Biden did?
- 30:26Brian McFadden: of nothingness.
- 30:28Testecleese: Yeah, true.
- 30:31Testecleese: You see this Higby, O'Keefe thing?
- 30:35Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
- 30:38Brian McFadden: Because they exposed election security loopholes. I don't know how they can get charged with felonies for that, but…
- 30:46Testecleese: Be… well, this… they're being accused of representing themselves as someone else.
- 30:51Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 30:52Testecleese: That's…
- 30:53Brian McFadden: James O'Keefe is famous for doing that.
- 30:57Testecleese: What?
- 30:57Brian McFadden: James O'Keefe is famous for doing that, that's how they get.
- 31:00Testecleese: No, he's not.
- 31:01Brian McFadden: story.
- 31:01Testecleese: No, he has never said he was someone he was not. He just never said who he was.
- 31:06Brian McFadden: Well, what about when they even did the abortion people?
- 31:11Testecleese: That was usually, people that sent him footage that they did. It was usually a busty young woman wearing a low-cut shirt, honestly. Okay.
- 31:20Testecleese: But, yeah, he was here, and he's… he said, the name is… and he would look at the paper in front of the woman in front of him, read a name, right?
- 31:30Testecleese: So he never said, I was this guy, he said, the name is, and she would hand him a ballot.
- 31:36Testecleese: And then, Cam Higby was dressed in his job next to him. Everything covered up, he goes, this is, you know…
- 31:44Testecleese: whomever, can I vouch for them? They don't have ID, they're not registered.
- 31:49Testecleese: And they said, YES!
- 31:51Testecleese: and they registered the person on the spot and handed them a ballot, and it turns out you can do up to 9… I'm sorry, 8…
- 31:59Testecleese: ballots from you vouching in Minnesota, so you can walk up, never identify yourself, and get 9 ballots to vote in Minnesota, and that's why they're charging him, is because he showed you you could do that.
- 32:14Testecleese: Oh yeah, I know this person, they're… they're good, don't worry about it. It's like, yeah, but you haven't told us who you are yet.
- 32:21Testecleese: Because he never… he actually did a whole video, he's like, I never once said this, and they even went back to, Eric Holder. Remember Eric Holder?
- 32:30Testecleese: Eric Holder saying, this man went out of his way to very carefully never misidentify himself, he just never said who he was.
- 32:40Testecleese: And then he, then in that same video, O'Keefe went on to explain how he's had criminal charges brought up, like, 3 times, beat them every time, been sued 4 times, and 3 of the 4 times, HE was handed money when he was sued.
- 32:54Testecleese: For defamation, because they're like, they accused him of crimes.
- 32:57Testecleese: Publicly.
- 33:00Testecleese: And he's like, yeah, well, none of that happened, though.
- 33:03Testecleese: So, it seems like Minnesota might be desperate, and…
- 33:08Testecleese: O'Keefe… now, like you said, though, it depends on who's on the jury and who the judge is.
- 33:13Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
- 33:16Testecleese: Does Trump have any authority to change,
- 33:19Testecleese: venue on a federal case? Or would this be state, because it's, voting?
- 33:25Brian McFadden: Depends on what they're going after. It could be Federal or Corby State.
- 33:30Testecleese: misrepresent… they're basically saying he stole identities, is that.
- 33:34Brian McFadden: I think this is a state case.
- 33:37Testecleese: But he never actually said, I was that guy. They… he just said the name is, and they handed him about, and they let him say, up to 8 other people can now register and vote on the spot.
- 33:47Brian McFadden: Now, James O'Keefe can…
- 33:48Testecleese: Without ideas.
- 33:49Brian McFadden: The venue change.
- 33:51Brian McFadden: Because he's not Fair trial.
- 33:53Testecleese: You know how well that goes, right?
- 33:55Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 33:56Brian McFadden: If you're not a Democrat, you never get a venue change.
- 33:59Brian McFadden: Only Democrats get those.
- 34:02Testecleese: And they make sure this shit goes as…
- 34:04Testecleese: blown up, it's huge federally, so everyone can see it nationwide before it hits a courtroom. Just like,
- 34:10Testecleese: Oh, shit, we were just talking about someone.
- 34:14Testecleese: Well, shit, let's even just say the kid, the dumbass that shot Charlie Kirk, right?
- 34:20Testecleese: He could have claimed, there's no way I can get a fair trial, everyone in this country's heard my name.
- 34:27Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 34:29Testecleese: Realistically, at that point, you're not supposed to have a trial, because it's not a fair trial, right?
- 34:33Testecleese: Right. Even crazier, now go Trump.
- 34:36Testecleese: Right?
- 34:37Testecleese: Everyone in this country knows everything he's been accused of, they don't know any of the evidence, they just know he's been accused of a crime, therefore he's guilty.
- 34:48Testecleese: Oh, there it is.
- 34:52Testecleese: what? I don't even know what this Minnesota election official smiley TV clip?
- 34:56Testecleese: I'm not sure what this is, is this more about Ilhan, or what? I don't know.
- 35:04Brian McFadden: Let me look it up here real quick.
- 35:12Brian McFadden: She's facing scrutiny on social media after a clip of state officials speaking to… oh, I think this is where they were asking about the Smallies wanting to vote.
- 35:22Brian McFadden: And they said, yeah, they can vote.
- 35:26Brian McFadden: You just need to show up early to your fucking location.
- 35:30Brian McFadden: Whether they're…
- 35:31Testecleese: Are you trying to get locals to vote in local elections, or is this trying to get them to vote in federal elections by claiming that they're registered?
- 35:38Brian McFadden: If you're not registered to vote, you still have options. If you have a Minnesota idea that's updated, that's all you need to bring with you. You don't… if you don't have that, here's a list of documents on the website you can find to get registered the same day.
- 35:54Testecleese: Yeah, see, here's the thing, is I had to register… I… when I registered to vote when I turned 18,
- 35:59Testecleese: I got a special exemption.
- 36:02Testecleese: Because my birthday was so close to voting. My birthday's, the day after Halloween. It's like, it's right before elections, right?
- 36:11Testecleese: November 1st?
- 36:13Brian McFadden: Yeah, so all they gotta do is affirm that they're citizens, and they're allowed to vote, and then it'll be investigated later. Yeah, right. You know how that goes.
- 36:21Testecleese: Investigated later. Yeah, we know exactly what that means.
- 36:26Testecleese: We'll put it in a box, and we're gonna wait 30 years until it doesn't fucking matter, and then we'll look at it, right?
- 36:31Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 36:34Testecleese: And that's what got me with the Ilhan thing. People were claiming, like, oh, well, it's past the statute of limitations. I was like, actually!
- 36:42Testecleese: She keeps, refiling paperwork to, like, run for office, which is…
- 36:48Brian McFadden: Renews everything.
- 36:49Testecleese: Keeping the crime current.
- 36:55Testecleese: So… yeah.
- 36:58Testecleese: oathjudge? Yeah, I don't know. I'm interested in this one.
- 37:05Testecleese: We'll see.
- 37:06Brian McFadden: Nothing's gonna happen with this. I thought it was interesting, but…
- 37:09Testecleese: Thing, but yeah.
- 37:11Brian McFadden: Yeah, we're talking about Republicans here, so we know what's gonna happen.
- 37:14Testecleese: They got no spines, they got no balls, but in theory, Legally, they could say, This person has no…
- 37:23Testecleese: Intention of carrying out their oath to uphold.
- 37:25Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they're saying the DSA has publicly stated they want to replace the Constitution with a new document.
- 37:34Brian McFadden: They want to replace this.
- 37:35Testecleese: the Senate.
- 37:38Testecleese: Yeah, if you want to replace the Senate, you have to replace the Constitution. That's, like, the only thing that's, like, you are not allowed to change is the Senate, right?
- 37:47Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 37:51Testecleese: Which reminds me, man, like, I'm getting more and more frustrated that more and more congressmen are doctors and lawyers
- 37:58Testecleese: I get it.
- 38:01Testecleese: But at the same time, like, who's representing the blue-collar guy who breaks.
- 38:05Brian McFadden: El Said! I've seen all the ads on TV, his grandma and grandpa are white as can be, you know?
- 38:12Brian McFadden: He was born…
- 38:13Testecleese: White Day, I don't.
- 38:14Brian McFadden: And he was born a sharecropper! Born of the son of a grandson of a sharecropper.
- 38:18Testecleese: Gotta use a medical doctor!
- 38:20Brian McFadden: That too!
- 38:22Brian McFadden: But he decided medical wasn't the way to go.
- 38:25Brian McFadden: He's just now a doctor.
- 38:27Testecleese: No, I'm talking about the guy who breaks his bones fixin' fuckin' big rigs to bring your fucking.
- 38:34Brian McFadden: He never… he never got his actual license. He refused… he decided to do 4 years of college, and 4 years of medical school, and never go anywhere with it.
- 38:45Testecleese: What a waste of money. Who paid for that? Was that you and me, or did his rich parents pay for it?
- 38:50Brian McFadden: I don't know. According to the commercials, his parents ain't rich.
- 38:54Testecleese: So you and I paid for it.
- 38:56Brian McFadden: I don't know if I believe the commercials, but I'll be glad after Tuesday when the commercials go off the air, and I can actually go to my mailbox safely and get mail out of it that's not…
- 39:07Brian McFadden: 3 different election flyers from two different candidates every day.
- 39:11Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know what I filled out, dude.
- 39:13Testecleese: I'm… I'm getting text messages. I used to get… I… for a while, I was getting them from Florida, because I have a Florida number, and they would just bombard me.
- 39:22Brian McFadden: Huh.
- 39:23Testecleese: But they slowed down over the last couple years, but now I'm getting, like, West Virginia. I got a poll!
- 39:28Testecleese: Someone called me with a poll recently.
- 39:30Brian McFadden: Nice! That would never happen anymore!
- 39:33Testecleese: I know, on my cell phone! I was like, how the
- 39:37Testecleese: the fuck did you get this number? It's like, this number goes… no one has this number!
- 39:40Brian McFadden: Nothing.
- 39:41Testecleese: Half my own family doesn't have this phone number, you know what I mean?
- 39:44Brian McFadden: I guess I'm lucky.
- 39:51Testecleese: And I feel bad when I don't get back to you right away, but, like, I don't give my number up, because I don't use my phone for that.
- 39:56Brian McFadden: Right.
- 39:56Testecleese: It's a little computer for me, you know what I mean?
- 39:59Brian McFadden: Huh.
- 40:01Testecleese: But yeah, like, I feel I've answered this poll, and they're like, those are some interesting answers.
- 40:07Testecleese: And I was like, well, yeah, they all suck. You know?
- 40:12Testecleese: And the wife did one recently, cause, Jim Justice… fuck, I need to look this up.
- 40:18Testecleese: Jim Justice, the senator of one of the, yeah, he's senator of West Virginia, I believe. Yeah,
- 40:24Testecleese: Is running for… Governor again.
- 40:30Testecleese: Over Morrissey. I'm like, I don't know, I kinda like what Morrissey did for the most part.
- 40:34Brian McFadden: Hmm.
- 40:35Testecleese: Now, I have to look at what Jim Justice did, and what he's looking to do. I think this might have a lot to do with,
- 40:40Testecleese: the fact that Morrissey is ruining Justice's, family legacy by taking the family money out of the casinos.
- 40:50Brian McFadden: Oh…
- 40:50Testecleese: Like, his family made all their money on casinos, and he's like, you guys aren't allowed to own this anymore. I was like, shit, okay, oh, okay. He can't just take it from you, he has to buy you out.
- 41:02Testecleese: You're looking at, like, a billion dollar payout, alright? Trust me, your grandkids still don't have to work, right?
- 41:08Brian McFadden: So, casinos are legal in West Virginia?
- 41:11Testecleese: Yes.
- 41:12Testecleese: Yes.
- 41:15Testecleese: Most of the… right at the,
- 41:18Testecleese: Harper's Ferry area, they're everywhere. Gas stations have,
- 41:23Brian McFadden: Only ones illegal in Michigan are Indian casinos.
- 41:27Testecleese: Yeah.
- 41:28Brian McFadden: You can go to… you can go across the border to Canada and gamble, too, so…
- 41:33Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're legal in Canada.
- 41:34Testecleese: Going to Canada, isn't it?
- 41:36Brian McFadden: Not with a passport.
- 41:38Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah, just wait till you get fucking killed for being a filthy American infidel.
- 41:46Testecleese: Alright, I think we mentioned this last week, when it happened.
- 41:51Brian McFadden: And then I learned more about this. This is not…
- 41:54Testecleese: Oh, I did too!
- 41:55Brian McFadden: This is not the actual Iwo Jima Monument at Arlington. No. This is a smaller version of it outside of Quantico.
- 42:06Testecleese: Oh, did you see that he's here illegally, and…
- 42:09Testecleese: Let him out on bail, and he's in the wind.
- 42:12Brian McFadden: Oh, I thought Ice was picking them up.
- 42:15Testecleese: He's already gone.
- 42:16Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 42:18Testecleese: Poof, poof.
- 42:19Brian McFadden: I know there's a bunch of fundraising going out.
- 42:22Brian McFadden: To raise money to replace the heads on the statue.
- 42:26Testecleese: But the thing is, this poor asshole probably has no idea what he did. He just saw something that Americans hold dear, and it had to ruin it. It's like, then why the fuck come here?
- 42:36Testecleese: If you hate it so much, why are you here?
- 42:39Brian McFadden: Does he want to be part of the American dream?
- 42:42Testecleese: Well, that's part of the… God, what I mean, Iojima is a major accomplishment of American resilience, right?
- 42:53Testecleese: But no, people don't give a shit about history. Just like these fucking assholes. You see these… douche nozzles.
- 43:02Testecleese: storm the Coliseum?
- 43:05Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, huh, yep.
- 43:07Testecleese: What the fu- and they burned down, what, a 600-year-old town hall or something in France?
- 43:13Brian McFadden: Yep. Well, France is definitely burning, and I love how all the news reports are talking about how it's students, students, students, but if you actually dig into it.
- 43:22Testecleese: None of them speak French.
- 43:24Brian McFadden: And none of them are students. They're all… they're all Muslim Brotherhood people, and they're all… I encourage you, Brian. And they're all in their, you know…
- 43:32Testecleese: Quiet.
- 43:33Brian McFadden: 40s to 40s, not 18 to 20.
- 43:37Testecleese: I'm putting out a challenge, I'll even put a $50 reward.
- 43:43Testecleese: Find me footage of what's going on in France, and no, not one white person playing the fucking cello, okay?
- 43:54Testecleese: I wanna see a group of actual Frenchmen together.
- 43:58Brian McFadden: No, no.
- 43:59Testecleese: protest.
- 43:59Brian McFadden: That doesn't exist! It's not gonna be…
- 44:02Testecleese: I'll have a reward for anyone who could bring me the footage.
- 44:04Brian McFadden: Or maybe, maybe the repeat offender can find it for us.
- 44:07Testecleese: Maybe he can.
- 44:09Testecleese: But I'm…
- 44:11Brian McFadden: He'll send it to you in a real.
- 44:14Testecleese: Let's be real, French are white, aren't they?
- 44:16Brian McFadden: Very white.
- 44:17Testecleese: And they speak French.
- 44:19Brian McFadden: Very fringe.
- 44:20Testecleese: Yeah, alright.
- 44:24Testecleese: Yeah, it's not the French people protesting about this shit. Oh, the schools aren't teaching us about Allah. It's like, well, it's a fucking public school, and it's a Christian nation! You know?
- 44:39Testecleese: Pardon the Christians for not giving a shit about your false god, right?
- 44:44Testecleese: Yeah. At least they're not cutting your fucking head off for it.
- 44:48Brian McFadden: No, that's what happens in, other countries, the Christians.
- 44:51Testecleese: staggered.
- 44:53Testecleese: while we're talking about this, what's going on in October, and etc, and, votering…
- 44:59Testecleese: Trump's offered a million dollars for information that leads to conviction of voter fraud.
- 45:07Testecleese: What's the statute of limitations on voter fraud, Brian?
- 45:10Brian McFadden: I don't know… no, I don't.
- 45:13Testecleese: Do you remember me coming on this show?
- 45:15Brian McFadden: I'm telling you that my brother.
- 45:16Testecleese: asked me to cast a ballot for him.
- 45:18Brian McFadden: Yup, you got somebody else to do it for him.
- 45:21Testecleese: Yep, and I said, nope, that's a felony.
- 45:25Testecleese: Yeah, he got someone else to do it for him.
- 45:29Testecleese: I could… I could turn him in, and…
- 45:33Testecleese: The person who mailed this ballot form couldn't.
- 45:35Brian McFadden: So that'd be, like, $2 million.
- 45:39Brian McFadden: You can buy up some more of West Virginia with that kind of money.
- 45:42Testecleese: What's crazy is both of them would admit to doing it, because they don't think it's wrong.
- 45:47Testecleese: Like, I was talking to my brother, like, days before about voter fraud, he said it's not a thing, it doesn't happen, and then he asked me to do it for him.
- 45:55Brian McFadden: Right.
- 45:56Testecleese: So, I think he doesn't realize that me casting a vote for him is voter fraud.
- 46:04Testecleese: Like, does he understand I could just change the vote?
- 46:09Brian McFadden: Yeah, how's he gonna know whether you voted the way he wanted to vote?
- 46:15Testecleese: Oh, it's already filled out. It's like, yeah, you're right, there's no way I could change what's on that piece of paper. Oh, I used ink. Oh, yep, there's no way
- 46:24Testecleese: We're not… we're not smart enough to figure out how to Remove ink.
- 46:31Testecleese: Even with ink remover!
- 46:33Brian McFadden: Huh.
- 46:35Testecleese: But we can have satellites orbiting the planet, giving us fucking internet at the speed of light, you know?
- 46:42Brian McFadden: And stealing your votes.
- 46:44Testecleese: It's stealing your votes, apparently! That's a thing!
- 46:46Brian McFadden: He's got…
- 46:47Testecleese: Lasers from space that change modes, don't they?
- 46:50Brian McFadden: That's what they say.
- 46:54Testecleese: Oh, my God.
- 46:57Testecleese: I thought all this was impossible, it could never happen.
- 47:02Brian McFadden: Not according to Austin Powers.
- 47:06Testecleese: That's a man, baby!
- 47:11Testecleese: Speaking of, what's up with AOC allowing women into, men into women's sports?
- 47:17Brian McFadden: Well, she's a girl's girl, so that means…
- 47:19Testecleese: What does that mean?
- 47:20Brian McFadden: Means men can be in women's sports.
- 47:24Brian McFadden: According to her statements… I don't think she's a real girl's girl if she wants men and women's sports.
- 47:32Testecleese: What's a girl if men can play in women's sports?
- 47:37Brian McFadden: I guarantee she can't, give you a definition of what a woman is.
- 47:41Testecleese: then how do they get special protections under the Constitution as women if we can't tell you what one is?
- 47:47Brian McFadden: That… that protection needs to go.
- 47:50Testecleese: It does, cause… the Civil Rights Act of,
- 47:54Testecleese: signed by Kennedy in 1964, passed by Congress, signed by Senate in 1963, only applies to immutable characteristics. If you can change your sex.
- 48:07Testecleese: It's not immutable, right?
- 48:09Brian McFadden: Nope.
- 48:14Testecleese: I… Am I allowed to discriminate against women now, because you can just say I'm a… man?
- 48:22Brian McFadden: I don't think so.
- 48:23Testecleese: And it's fascinating how few women you see becoming men to deal with a man's life, versus men stepping in to control women's sports and physical activity.
- 48:35Brian McFadden: Right.
- 48:38Testecleese: Like, who was that swimmer?
- 48:41Testecleese: That started the whole thing.
- 48:42Brian McFadden: Oh, my word, I know who you're talking about.
- 48:44Testecleese: Riley Gaines is the one who complained about him, right?
- 48:48Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 48:48Testecleese: Nice.
- 48:49Brian McFadden: But that's not who the actual swimmer was.
- 48:52Testecleese: Well, yeah, but look…
- 48:53Brian McFadden: I think it was Wayne Gretzky.
- 48:55Testecleese: Huh?
- 48:56Brian McFadden: It was Wayne Gretzky.
- 48:57Testecleese: It was Wayne Gretzky.
- 48:59Testecleese: From the Kings, then the Oilers? Or maybe the Oilers, then the Kings?
- 49:04Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 49:05Testecleese: Problem is, they say, oh, it's only .01% of the population. You see one transgender in sports forever.
- 49:11Brian McFadden: But why is this such a big deal?
- 49:13Testecleese: No!
- 49:14Brian McFadden: That's a low percentage!
- 49:15Testecleese: Here's the thing, is this thing, just let him play, because it's so little. It's like, yes, but you're cheating hundreds of girls.
- 49:21Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 49:22Testecleese: With one male playing.
- 49:24Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 49:26Testecleese: Otherwise, let's get rid of the WNBA altogether, and let the women that are good enough play in the NBA.
- 49:31Brian McFadden: Oh, they're getting rid of it themselves by, you know, not doing the Star Spangled Banner.
- 49:36Testecleese: You know what? That came up all of a sudden. You know they've been doing that all season?
- 49:43Brian McFadden: Yep, but they… now people are watching it because it's the finals.
- 49:48Testecleese: No one's watching!
- 49:51Brian McFadden: They said they had their highest viewership.
- 49:54Brian McFadden: Minus not Kalen Clark playing, but…
- 49:57Testecleese: What, 37 people?
- 50:00Brian McFadden: Well, they had, what's her face there, just singing the Star Spangled Banner, and she was all excited to watch the women play.
- 50:06Testecleese: I don't even know who you're talking about, but…
- 50:12Testecleese: Oh, yeah, Oprah. Was it Ros… Rosie O'Donnell. Roseanne Barr?
- 50:17Brian McFadden: No, it was an African-American lady, I can't think of her name now. She's a famous singer, though.
- 50:24Brian McFadden: Well, no.
- 50:24Testecleese: Beyonce?
- 50:26Brian McFadden: It wasn't Beyonce.
- 50:27Testecleese: Of course not, because Beyonce doesn't care about the WNBA, because no one cares!
- 50:33Testecleese: Oh, here's the best part. He's like, oh, people care. It's like, okay, name a single team.
- 50:40Testecleese: And, like, by the way, oh, okay, WNBA is not a bigot.
- 50:43Brian McFadden: Indiana Fever.
- 50:44Testecleese: Okay, because you just read it off the fucking championship shit. By the way, did you see what time their game was? For Game 6 of the finals? Who's gonna win the championship? Did you see when their game was?
- 50:59Testecleese: 9.30 in the morning on Thursday.
- 51:05Testecleese: Who's gonna watch that game, Brian?
- 51:08Brian McFadden: Well, it was on ESPN5, so…
- 51:11Testecleese: Aren't you at work at 9.30 in the morning?
- 51:15Brian McFadden: Most people are, yeah.
- 51:17Testecleese: Yeah.
- 51:18Testecleese: They're like, no one's watching, who cares?
- 51:22Testecleese: Let's run before daytime TV even starts.
- 51:28Testecleese: Yeah.
- 51:30Testecleese: I guess Telefrico just did some town hall…
- 51:35Testecleese: And this detransitioning… I think it's a woman, I don't know, it's tough to tell, depending on… reading this shit sometimes. I think it was a natural-born woman, decided to become a man, decided to become a woman again.
- 51:49Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, that's always good.
- 51:51Testecleese: Yeah.
- 51:52Testecleese: But, put the paperwork in to have a conversation with Tallarico at this, like, open house town hall, and.
- 51:57Brian McFadden: It's not happening.
- 51:58Testecleese: all of that's not gonna happen. It's like, yeah, we're not even gonna touch this subject, it's gonna make us all look bad.
- 52:05Testecleese: It's like, oh, well, this might have actually helped people so they don't kill themselves, because they cut their fucking penis off, or, you know what I mean?
- 52:12Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 52:14Testecleese: Hey, don't know if you guys realize, those things don't grow back.
- 52:19Brian McFadden: I'm very well.
- 52:22Testecleese: No, I bought as well as fingers do, right?
- 52:26Testecleese: Yeah, we already did that.
- 52:28Testecleese: WNBA thing. Now, here's what I want to talk about, Brian.
- 52:32Brian McFadden: Alright.
- 52:32Testecleese: The world's ending.
- 52:39Testecleese: And it's…
- 52:43Testecleese: What Trump's telling people to get ready for, what the entire world is telling people to get ready for.
- 52:49Testecleese: Like, UK is telling people to carry… to keep cash and coins in case… should payment systems go down.
- 52:55Testecleese: Trump is saying… telling the military to be ready for 90 days, telling Americans to stock up on everything.
- 53:02Testecleese: Do you see that we're actually doing drills to dig mass temporary graves for American soldiers?
- 53:09Brian McFadden: No,
- 53:10Testecleese: We haven't done this since Korea.
- 53:12Testecleese: And we haven't done it since Korea.
- 53:15Testecleese: Because when we were in Korea, the Chinese advanced.
- 53:19Testecleese: And we never got our dead back.
- 53:23Testecleese: And apparently we can bury 3,600 people an hour.
- 53:27Testecleese: In… neatly lined rows with the proper equipment.
- 53:34Testecleese: makes me think that we're about to do an amphibious invasion of Iran to end this energy thing.
- 53:44Testecleese: And I think Saudi Arabia has something to do with it.
- 53:50Testecleese: Petrodollar deal ended, right?
- 53:53Testecleese: Saudi Arabia needs a reason to keep using the American dollar to sell their oil.
- 53:58Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 53:59Testecleese: We promised we'd keep the waterways clear. Iran has been fucking that up.
- 54:04Testecleese: They said… Stop this.
- 54:07Testecleese: Or else, we're cutting off the dollar.
- 54:11Testecleese: Here's the thing, is your average American has no idea how the world economy works.
- 54:16Brian McFadden: Nope.
- 54:16Testecleese: They legit think that they're gonna be able to buy a brand new laptop tomorrow for 300 bucks.
- 54:21Testecleese: Should the United States just… should trade shut down across the planet?
- 54:27Testecleese: It's like, no, without the petrodollar.
- 54:30Testecleese: That laptop you're buying right now would be $10,000.
- 54:34Testecleese: Why? Because now you're paying Americans to build it.
- 54:37Testecleese: And Americans want $35 to $50 an hour, not 15 cents an hour.
- 54:43Brian McFadden: Right.
- 54:48Testecleese: And people are too dumb to realize this. They're like, oh, we gotta fix all this. It's like, I understand what you mean, I do.
- 54:54Testecleese: But then you complain when gasoline gets over $3 a gallon.
- 54:59Brian McFadden: Oh, it's.
- 54:59Testecleese: What is Australian.
- 55:00Brian McFadden: Aim for…
- 55:02Testecleese: What's Australia paying for a liter? Australia's paying as much for a liter as we are a gallon.
- 55:07Brian McFadden: Easy.
- 55:10Testecleese: That's because it's the petrol dollar that keeps it cheaper for us, because it all goes through the dollar. And I… and…
- 55:16Testecleese: You can say, well, what does that to do with everything else? How the fuck do we transport all of this shit across the country? How do we…
- 55:22Testecleese: Do… how do we move it?
- 55:24Testecleese: Anywhere.
- 55:25Testecleese: Trucks gotta drive it, right?
- 55:27Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 55:28Testecleese: Ship's gonna move it.
- 55:30Brian McFadden: Diesel.
- 55:32Testecleese: Yeah. And diesel just hit an all-time high, now we're using friggin' farm diesel.
- 55:40Brian McFadden: That's just a feel-good maneuver, that's not actually really happening.
- 55:45Testecleese: It is happening!
- 55:46Brian McFadden: Okay, do you know where you can go in West Virginia and fill up your diesel car with red diesel?
- 55:54Testecleese: The nearest gas station to me.
- 55:56Brian McFadden: Nope, because they gotta have special things for it.
- 55:59Testecleese: Yes, it's a separate tank where people fill up their ATVs, and they're side-by-sides, and there are excavators.
- 56:08Testecleese: They're not using road diesel, they're using off-road diesel, and now we're gonna pump all this shit out in diesel trucks. That's even dirtier. Have fun, global climate changes, you know?
- 56:21Testecleese: It is happening, like I said, like, I see it happening. There's a separate pump for off-road vehicles that you can now pull your pickup truck to, your Volkswagen Beetle to, and fill your vehicle.
- 56:34Testecleese: with off-road diesel.
- 56:37Testecleese: Now, I wouldn't, because that engine costs too much money to be putting that garbage in, but seems to work well enough in ATVs.
- 56:46Brian McFadden: Yeah, goodbye, diesel.
- 56:49Testecleese: Yeah, that's a little more involved.
- 56:53Brian McFadden: Go to McDonald's and get your oil.
- 56:55Testecleese: Yeah, I should say, it's not that difficult, it's just a matter of getting the fuel, because
- 57:00Testecleese: If it comes to that, someone else is gonna beat you to it, you know what I mean?
- 57:04Testecleese: And then sell it.
- 57:06Testecleese: Or just grow your own corn. Make your own biodiesel.
- 57:14Testecleese: Yeah, alright. The whole Ukraine thing…
- 57:21Testecleese: I don't give a shit. Ukraine's ready to basically surrender.
- 57:27Testecleese: So, that was a giant waste of money and lives.
- 57:30Testecleese: They were blaming Elon Musk for Starling, but it turns out Starlink was… I'm sorry.
- 57:38Brian McFadden: They violated terms of service.
- 57:40Testecleese: Yeah, they violated TOS because they came out and.
- 57:43Brian McFadden: They were using the residential system when they should have been using the military system to do what they did.
- 57:51Testecleese: The military system is supposed to only be defense, not offensive. That was, like, the thing. And they're like, oh yeah, we just struck Moscow.
- 58:00Testecleese: using Starlink, and they're like, Boop, and shut it off.
- 58:05Testecleese: Then they're like, oh, we should put Elon in prison. Why the fuck does Elon have to pay?
- 58:11Testecleese: for Ukraine's satellite system. Like, why does he have to build it himself and then just give it to them for free? Fuck all you! No, I wanna see some of these assholes saying, put them in prison, put up their own goddamn satellites and help Ukraine instead.
- 58:26Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 58:27Testecleese: Oh, no, no, I, I, I, I got a…
- 58:30Testecleese: you know, pay my bills. Yeah, well, Elon did, too, before he made money, right? He was a fucking… he was an African farmer when he came to this country.
- 58:44Testecleese: Just a heads up, so everyone… just so everyone understands, this is an African-American man you're all saying you should put in prison because you don't like what he's doing.
- 58:52Testecleese: And you don't like his opinion.
- 58:56Testecleese: This one got me, though.
- 58:59Testecleese: Russia struck, I think it was 4 home improvement shops. They're, like, Home Depots or Lowe's in Ukraine. They're called Epicenter, which I found fascinating. That's, like, where an earthquake actually happens, right?
- 59:15Testecleese: But they took out, like, the entire home improvement Chain across the whole country.
- 59:22Testecleese: Why?
- 59:26Testecleese: Like, could these guys rebuild their system?
- 59:30Testecleese: By going to Home Depot, basically?
- 59:38Testecleese: Brian either doesn't have an opinion, or he's trying to read this and go, what the fuck happened? It's like, there's no way they hit Home Depot. Not all of them.
- 59:48Brian McFadden: No, no, I know, yeah.
- 59:53Testecleese: But yeah, like I said, Zelensky's ready for an immediate peace deal.
- 59:58Brian McFadden: I had a chance to do that years ago.
- 1:00:01Testecleese: Yeah, and he's willing to give up more land than they already have to end the conflict now.
- 1:00:06Testecleese: So, he would have given up less land had he just said, Russia, you can have what you want.
- 1:00:13Testecleese: And how many lives would have been saved? How many billions of dollars wouldn't have been spent?
- 1:00:19Testecleese: But no.
- 1:00:21Testecleese: Zelensky, some fucking actor, thinking he's Ronald Reagan, right? Standing up to the Russians.
- 1:00:29Testecleese: just crippled his entire country, and basically that entire part of Europe.
- 1:00:36Brian McFadden: Nope.
- 1:00:39Testecleese: Oh, and back to the whole… End of the world thing.
- 1:00:48Testecleese: You know there's, like, worms and malware and everything in, like, every power plant, every waterway, every… everything in every country?
- 1:00:58Testecleese: Yeah, like, if the United States wanted to shut off water in Russia, all they do is hit a button and activate something, right?
- 1:01:05Testecleese: I'm pretty sure this is worldwide, and I got a feeling that has a lot to do with the entire world saying, get it ready.
- 1:01:11Testecleese: Because all these automated systems are gonna shut off.
- 1:01:14Testecleese: And, in case you're saying, that's impossible, a single raccoon!
- 1:01:19Testecleese: in Virginia, cut power to thousands of people.
- 1:01:26Testecleese: A single… now imagine if you could shut down a substation, or a power plant, instead of chewing through a wire, you know?
- 1:01:38Testecleese: Right, right.
- 1:01:39Brian McFadden: Yep, yep,
- 1:01:41Brian McFadden: The, raccoon did not survive.
- 1:01:46Testecleese: Well, that's a tough one to survive that, chomp, chomp, chomp.
- 1:01:49Brian McFadden: Yep. It's an electrifying experience for the raccoon.
- 1:01:54Testecleese: Shocking, even.
- 1:01:56Brian McFadden: Yo…
- 1:01:58Testecleese: Keep us busy for a minute, I'm hoping Guapo does make it on.
- 1:02:03Brian McFadden: No, I mean…
- 1:02:04Testecleese: I know, I saw that. I'm hoping he makes it on, because I would like to hear his opinion on the end of the world, but I need to, drain the lizard so bad.
- 1:02:11Brian McFadden: We got,
- 1:02:13Brian McFadden: Military choices… military choices for Iran are being ready for the president as midterm elections loom.
- 1:02:20Brian McFadden: So, I guess, you know, he's being given options. This war was only gonna last a month.
- 1:02:28Brian McFadden: And here it is, dragging out, you know.
- 1:02:31Brian McFadden: Well over a year now, so…
- 1:02:34Brian McFadden: Iran is obviously turning into another Afghanistan. Hopefully, it doesn't take us 10 years to figure out we've wasted our time and energy in Afghanistan, and leave all our equipment there.
- 1:02:51Brian McFadden: So… I mean… we were never big fans of the Iran war. I mean, it was good that,
- 1:03:03Brian McFadden: everybody thought it was good that Trump actually did something. People have been talking about doing something with Iran for the last 40 years, and nobody ever wanted to, so…
- 1:03:13Testecleese: What's that again?
- 1:03:15Brian McFadden: Trump, you know, people have been talking about 47 years they've been dealing with Iran.
- 1:03:21Brian McFadden: And Trump actually tried to do something, but now it's turning into another Afghanistan.
- 1:03:27Testecleese: What do you mean? Yeah, you say that Afghanistan was…
- 1:03:32Testecleese: How long we've been dealing… we're not even in Iran, right?
- 1:03:37Brian McFadden: Technically, no.
- 1:03:38Testecleese: No, okay. How long were we in Afghanistan?
- 1:03:42Brian McFadden: 10 years.
- 1:03:43Testecleese: Okay.
- 1:03:44Testecleese: Don't compare the two, right?
- 1:03:48Testecleese: In 5 years, we can revisit this and see where it's going. How's that?
- 1:03:53Testecleese: But something has to be done. Iran is disrupting the petrodollar system, and that is up… upending
- 1:04:02Testecleese: The global economic order.
- 1:04:05Testecleese: And I think this is exactly what Joe Biden was talking about when he said it's gonna be a new world order out there in our intro music. And, I think…
- 1:04:13Testecleese: Shit, half these politicians on the left of the aisle have invested
- 1:04:19Testecleese: a billion dollars, a half billion dollars into Chinese stuff, as if they want to just hand over
- 1:04:28Testecleese: The authority of a planet.
- 1:04:32Testecleese: The power, basically.
- 1:04:35Testecleese: It's like, what… be… They're worried about, because every time a new uprising power comes up to,
- 1:04:43Testecleese: unseat the sitting power. There's been a great war.
- 1:04:50Testecleese: And they were hoping to avoid it by simply handing over the keys.
- 1:04:55Testecleese: You know?
- 1:04:56Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 1:04:57Testecleese: And Trump was like, no, no, no, that's why we're building chips here, because if we go into Iran.
- 1:05:04Testecleese: China's going right into Taiwan. Thank God we're already making our chips here, huh?
- 1:05:09Testecleese: How good are our missiles without chips?
- 1:05:12Brian McFadden: Not very good.
- 1:05:13Testecleese: Yeah. May as well be frickin' baseballs we're just launching out and hoping they hit, right?
- 1:05:19Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 1:05:22Testecleese: I still got the True Climb influencer thing open here.
- 1:05:28Testecleese: Oh, here we go. Even Bongino is saying, take this shit seriously. And what blows my mind is people…
- 1:05:34Testecleese: I swear it's Trump Derangement Syndrome. Like, fuck that, I don't need to do any of this shit, I don't need to get ready. I was like, you motherfuckers bought all the toilet paper because people got the sniffles.
- 1:05:46Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 1:05:49Testecleese: But you won't… Go buy some bottled water and keep it in your basement, so maybe some…
- 1:05:55Testecleese: Like, freeze-dried food. You know what happens if you buy too much food that sits on the shelf too long?
- 1:06:00Brian McFadden: It goes bad.
- 1:06:02Testecleese: No, you get to eat it before it goes bad and not buy groceries.
- 1:06:07Testecleese: You know what happens if you don't buy emergency food, and it hits the fan?
- 1:06:11Testecleese: You die.
- 1:06:15Testecleese: By the way, I'd like to say to my Massachusetts friends that consider themselves preppers, first of all, I am way more prepared than you, and I am concerned about an actual holy shit catastrophe, and…
- 1:06:27Testecleese: I know most of you guys don't own a firearm, so I just want to thank you for stocking up and storing all this food for me when I come to take it from you with my shotgun.
- 1:06:37Testecleese: Should it hit the fan?
- 1:06:39Testecleese: You have nothing to keep all of your food.
- 1:06:43Testecleese: I don't believe in guns. Good for you, buddy!
- 1:06:47Testecleese: I bet God loves that. Now, give me all of the food you have stored up, and all your bottled water, you know? Oh, you have silver coins, too? I'll take those too, thank you.
- 1:07:01Testecleese: Not that I'm expecting it to all fall apart, but should fall apart, man.
- 1:07:05Testecleese: Lead… lead bullets are gonna be worth more than silver.
- 1:07:10Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 1:07:13Testecleese: Yeah, now they're… this is… I thought this was weird. We're being, like, given a heads up that they're gonna do an EAS test, emergency alert system test.
- 1:07:23Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:07:24Testecleese: Don't they do these, like, regularly?
- 1:07:27Testecleese: And now, maybe it's not done federally all the time, but, like, I know local stations test this all the time, right?
- 1:07:34Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:07:36Brian McFadden: Yeah, those… the radio stations do it, like, once a month.
- 1:07:40Testecleese: Yeah, so what… yeah, and TV, too. It's usually, like, 3 in the morning.
- 1:07:44Testecleese: But, like, Why… are they gonna do it through my phone?
- 1:07:49Testecleese: Because we don't get EAS on our phones, typically.
- 1:07:53Brian McFadden: I got mine turned off.
- 1:07:55Testecleese: Mmm, not sure you can.
- 1:08:00Testecleese: Like, I mean, I'll get the occasional Amber Alert, but that's… That's rock.
- 1:08:05Testecleese: I don't know, like I said, you…
- 1:08:07Testecleese: I think it's a little strange to get a heads up. Maybe it's different for the federal government to be doing this. Is the federal government doing it? I don't know. I'm guessing if they're giving us a heads up, right?
- 1:08:18Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 1:08:22Testecleese: Well, anything in leftovers you wanna talk about?
- 1:08:29Testecleese: DoorDash, I don't know if I care about them buying Instacart. If I did, maybe I'd buy Instacart before they bought them.
- 1:08:35Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 1:08:36Brian McFadden: I mean, it just…
- 1:08:39Brian McFadden: I mean, I refuse to pay the extra fees that those idiots charge, because they don't even charge menu prices, they jack up the menu price, and then they charge you a service fee to get it delivered to you, and then they still expect you to tip the driver, so… yeah, I'm not wasting my money on that.
- 1:08:55Testecleese: No DoorDash where I am.
- 1:08:57Brian McFadden: No DoorDash here either, so…
- 1:08:59Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:09:00Testecleese: Did it a little bit in Massachusetts. It was convenient when there's, like, a Burger King,
- 1:09:06Testecleese: Taco Bell, a 99… a Poopsies… the Poopsies!
- 1:09:12Testecleese: Hey, you've been to Poopsies, right?
- 1:09:14Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:09:15Testecleese: No way you went to South Shore, Massachusetts and didn't hit a poopsies in Pembroke, right?
- 1:09:19Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:09:21Testecleese: What'd you think of the pizza? Because the wife thought it was terrible, I love it.
- 1:09:25Brian McFadden: It's okay.
- 1:09:27Testecleese: You guys just don't do bar pizzas, huh?
- 1:09:31Testecleese: Yeah, there's something… oh, shit, during COVID, they had a whole competition, I think we covered it on the show, actually.
- 1:09:39Testecleese: Competition of people, doing taste tests and all that stuff.
- 1:09:43Brian McFadden: And Poopsies won.
- 1:09:46Testecleese: No, because there's, like, 15… there were brackets, dude, there's, like, 15 bars in the area that do bar pizza, like, the same style.
- 1:09:55Testecleese: Poopsies did make it to the finals, though.
- 1:10:01Testecleese: Anything else, Anthy you want to talk about?
- 1:10:07Testecleese: I got a feeling that's a no, then, huh?
- 1:10:11Brian McFadden: Oh, whoa.
- 1:10:13Testecleese: Alright, that's how it goes.
- 1:10:15Testecleese: Oh, shit, I… I think I clicked on the wrong button, if it's playing all quiet.
- 1:10:22Testecleese: Must have.
- 1:10:24Testecleese: Because this one always stays at full volume.
- 1:10:29Brian McFadden: No, it's really a full volume.
- 1:10:34Audio shared by Testecleese: Let's pinch this one off.
- 1:10:35Audio shared by Testecleese: Alright.