Latest / Dad’s Bedtime Stories / The Super Powered Egg Hunt - A Spaceship Story
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- 0:04Speaker 1: Hello, friends from across the nation and around the world.
- 0:08Speaker 1: I'm Martin, and you are listening to Dad's Bedtime Stories,
- 0:12Speaker 1: the podcast that takes listener ideas and turns them into
- 0:17Speaker 1: bedtime stories. Tonight, we're headed back to the Spaceship universe,
- 0:22Speaker 1: and I'm kind of putting together a couple listener ideas
- 0:25Speaker 1: I got about Easter related things. So let's check out
- 0:28Speaker 1: the first one.
- 0:30Speaker 2: Hi, my name is Remy, and I would like a
- 0:34Speaker 2: Spaceship series where you go to this Easter planet and
- 0:39Speaker 2: then this big Easter egg comes in and try to
- 0:42Speaker 2: still love the other Easter eggs.
- 0:45Speaker 3: I love your podcast by Remy.
- 0:47Speaker 1: That is a fantastic idea. I also had an idea
- 0:51Speaker 1: from my Google form that came to me from Ruth
- 0:55Speaker 1: in Austin, Texas, where she would like a story where
- 1:01Speaker 1: Spaceship sets up an Easter egg hunt. Now, I've got
- 1:06Speaker 1: to be honest, it didn't actually make the story that
- 1:09Speaker 1: Spaceship sets up the egg hunt. But there is an
- 1:13Speaker 1: egg hunt, and it is because you suggested an egg hunt,
- 1:17Speaker 1: Ruth from Austin, Texas. So yeah, not exactly what you're
- 1:21Speaker 1: asking for, but I hope it's close enough for now.
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- 1:45Speaker 1: the day this podcast is released, anyways, is the last
- 1:49Speaker 1: day for the March Social Share Contest. After that, I'm
- 1:52Speaker 1: going to do a draw, which I should announce probably
- 1:56Speaker 1: the beginning of next week, let's say, and the winner
- 2:01Speaker 1: of that draw gets a guaranteed story idea as long
- 2:04Speaker 1: as it's within reason guys, and an interview with me
- 2:08Speaker 1: if they want to have one, that will go at
- 2:11Speaker 1: the beginning of the podcast. If you still want to join,
- 2:15Speaker 1: as long as you get things in before the end
- 2:17Speaker 1: of March thirty first you can do that. I want
- 2:19Speaker 1: to give a big shout out to Tate Jay, who
- 2:23Speaker 1: shared the podcast on Facebook and is the latest the
- 2:26Speaker 1: twenty fourth person in the contest. There might be more
- 2:32Speaker 1: as of the time this plays, but you know, as
- 2:35Speaker 1: of the time I'm recording it, he was the last person.
- 2:38Speaker 1: So I'll announce the others in the future if there
- 2:40Speaker 1: are any but now I think it's probably that time again.
- 2:47Speaker 1: Time to get as comfy as you can in that bed,
- 2:50Speaker 1: to close your eyes and imagine yourself doing what the
- 2:55Speaker 1: kid in the story does. Imagine yourself waking up on spaceship.
- 3:04Speaker 1: Good morning, Spaceship announces over the speaker. I have just
- 3:09Speaker 1: discovered a very interesting planet, which I believe is on
- 3:13Speaker 1: theme for this time of year on Earth. Hugh, what
- 3:19Speaker 1: is it? You say as you wake up, Rub the
- 3:22Speaker 1: sleep out of your eyes and stretch your arms and legs.
- 3:27Speaker 1: I believe it is a planet inhabited by sentient rabbits
- 3:32Speaker 1: who are obsessed with collecting and hiding eggs, eggs of
- 3:37Speaker 1: all different kinds, like an Easter planet or something like that.
- 3:45Speaker 1: I cannot say for sure. I do not believe the
- 3:50Speaker 1: planet itself has a direct connection to your Easter tradition,
- 3:55Speaker 1: but the similarities are undeniable. All right, well, it does
- 4:02Speaker 1: sound cool. Set a course for the bunny, big planet
- 4:08Speaker 1: sounds good. Spaceship responds, and you feel the ship shift
- 4:13Speaker 1: just a little bit as he changes course. You quickly
- 4:17Speaker 1: get dressed, head out into the main part of the
- 4:20Speaker 1: ship and grab some breakfast from the ship's replicator. A
- 4:26Speaker 1: system that will create any kind of food you can imagine.
- 4:32Speaker 1: When you're finished eating, the ship drops out of super
- 4:36Speaker 1: hyper drive and you find yourself in orbit around a
- 4:41Speaker 1: world colored and all sorts of different pastel colors. It
- 4:47Speaker 1: looks like a patchwork of fields, rolling hills, and colorful
- 4:52Speaker 1: something's down there. You take the ship down towards the surface,
- 4:59Speaker 1: jumping in the pilot's seat and grabbing a hold of
- 5:03Speaker 1: the joystick. You zip down through the beautiful, multicolored clouds
- 5:11Speaker 1: until you can see the rolling hills below. There's places
- 5:15Speaker 1: filled with giant flowers, candy colored trees, and enormous decorated
- 5:23Speaker 1: egg looking things that are just sort of built into
- 5:26Speaker 1: the landscape. You find a meadow of soft grass and
- 5:32Speaker 1: you decide to land on it. The ship makes a
- 5:36Speaker 1: hissing sound as the landing gear touches down and the
- 5:40Speaker 1: back door opens up. Immediately you're hit with the smell
- 5:45Speaker 1: of well candy covered chocolate eggs to be exact. You
- 5:52Speaker 1: step out the back of the ship and immediately you're
- 5:56Speaker 1: greeted by a bunch of rabbits look very curious as
- 6:01Speaker 1: to why you're there. Most of the rabbits are dressed
- 6:06Speaker 1: in well a combination of explorer vests along with baskets
- 6:12Speaker 1: and top hats. Hello, one of the rabbits says, I
- 6:19Speaker 1: don't believe you're from here. Your ears look rather small,
- 6:24Speaker 1: and your fur is rather short and doesn't cover your
- 6:30Speaker 1: entire body. How strange this is. Uh, yeah, I'm actually
- 6:37Speaker 1: from a different planet. You explain. It's called Earth, and
- 6:42Speaker 1: I'm called a human. We're not supposed to have long
- 6:45Speaker 1: ears like you. Oh, interesting, another planet. Does your planet
- 6:53Speaker 1: have eggs to hunt? The rabbit asks sometimes mean, we
- 7:00Speaker 1: do have egg hunts every now and then. Oh, very interesting.
- 7:07Speaker 1: Then you must be here for the Grand Hunter. What's
- 7:13Speaker 1: the Grand hunt? You ask? You've never heard of the
- 7:18Speaker 1: Grand hunt? Oh, how strange?
- 7:22Speaker 3: How strange.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Indeed, well, once per year, our elders set up a
- 7:30Speaker 1: Grand egg hunt. H It's much like the other hunts
- 7:35Speaker 1: that we have constantly throughout the year, only it's grand
- 7:40Speaker 1: Participants must make their way through the countryside and find
- 7:46Speaker 1: a series of eggs, but not just any eggs. These
- 7:51Speaker 1: eggs give you special powers, powers that you will need
- 7:56Speaker 1: to find the other eggs. It's it's a hunt for
- 8:03Speaker 1: superpowered eggs.
- 8:05Speaker 3: You say, yes. Essentially, the first person to.
- 8:11Speaker 1: Find the key and make their way to the well.
- 8:17Speaker 1: Egg Sown gets to eat all of the chocolate eggs
- 8:23Speaker 1: they want.
- 8:25Speaker 3: It is amazing.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Most here's the person well shares them with others and
- 8:31Speaker 1: we have a grand feast. Though it is your choice,
- 8:35Speaker 1: I suppose Ah and I can compete in this contest.
- 8:42Speaker 3: You ask.
- 8:43Speaker 1: Absolutely. The only rules, of course, are that you can't
- 8:49Speaker 1: use any technology or anything. This ship here would be
- 8:53Speaker 1: a great advantage. It must stay here. That is unfortunate.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Space says in the background. I was hoping to hunt
- 9:04Speaker 1: for some eggs. However, I believe I will be contented
- 9:08Speaker 1: to just sit and wait.
- 9:12Speaker 4: Uh.
- 9:12Speaker 1: Thanks, spaceship, go have fun, Spaceship says Ah. Yes, follow me.
- 9:21Speaker 1: I'll show you where things begin. What a happy coincidence
- 9:26Speaker 1: you're here on such an amazing day. You follow the
- 9:30Speaker 1: rabbit down a little trail, past forests of multicolored trees
- 9:36Speaker 1: that seem to be growing little chocolate pigs from them
- 9:40Speaker 1: as well, until you come to a small village. A
- 9:45Speaker 1: village full of rabbits wearing the same explorer vests, top
- 9:49Speaker 1: hats and carrying little baskets. It's decorated in all sorts
- 9:55Speaker 1: of different pastel colors and streamers like there's some sort
- 9:59Speaker 1: of amazing special event going on today, which apparently there is.
- 10:06Speaker 1: The sign up is just over here. You walk over
- 10:10Speaker 1: to a table with another gigantic rabbit sitting behind it.
- 10:14Speaker 1: On it is a clipboard with names written down. You
- 10:20Speaker 1: look very strange. The rabbit says, your ears are very
- 10:25Speaker 1: small and your fur is almost nonexistent. Did something happen
- 10:31Speaker 1: to you? I'm not a rabbit, you explain again. I'm
- 10:37Speaker 1: a human from a different planet.
- 10:41Speaker 5: Yes, kids, these days strange ideas many ways. If you'd
- 10:46Speaker 5: like to participate, please put your name on the list.
- 10:49Speaker 5: You quickly write your name down under all of the
- 10:53Speaker 5: other names, right below someone named mister floppy Face.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Which strikes you as a.
- 10:58Speaker 1: Strange name for a per But men, it is a
- 11:01Speaker 1: plentyful of sentient rabbits after all, so you just kind
- 11:05Speaker 1: of shake it.
- 11:05Speaker 3: Off, all right.
- 11:07Speaker 1: Now, come with me, the hut Master is about to
- 11:11Speaker 1: explain the rules. You press your way through a crowd
- 11:16Speaker 1: of very excited rabbits all waiting around in a semi
- 11:20Speaker 1: circle surrounding a small stage, when another sentient rabbit, though
- 11:27Speaker 1: a brown rabbit this time, hops up onto the stage.
- 11:32Speaker 1: Welcome everyone, I am Hopsy, the chief Rabbit or the
- 11:39Speaker 1: hunt Master, as many of you know, and today it's
- 11:45Speaker 1: my job to explain the rules to the festivities. There
- 11:51Speaker 1: are five special legs hidden across the world. Each egg,
- 11:55Speaker 1: as you know, has a different magical power, and each
- 12:00Speaker 1: power will be needed to find the next egg. Whoever
- 12:07Speaker 1: completes the hunt, finds the key man, discovers the cash
- 12:12Speaker 1: of hidden eggs, proves themselves worthy of the great basket feast.
- 12:20Speaker 1: Everyone will get one of these maps to start, and well,
- 12:25Speaker 1: from there it's each rabbit to themselves. Remember, no special
- 12:31Speaker 1: technology may be used, only your own wits, your own muscles,
- 12:38Speaker 1: and of course, well the magical powers given to you
- 12:42Speaker 1: by the eggs you will find. Don't forget that the
- 12:46Speaker 1: magical powers will only last for a single day. So well,
- 12:53Speaker 1: if you don't win the eggs, you can play around
- 12:55Speaker 1: with them for a while, but they will disappear. I'll
- 13:00Speaker 1: be sure to find the eggs in order, or the
- 13:03Speaker 1: entire thing will not work. Well, it's probably the only
- 13:08Speaker 1: way you could do it anyway, So let's get started.
- 13:11Speaker 1: Are you ready? All of the rabbits surrounding you cheer
- 13:16Speaker 1: in unison. Well, then, contestants, let's head over to the
- 13:23Speaker 1: starting line. You follow the other contestants over to a
- 13:28Speaker 1: little line in the grass. You're handed one of the
- 13:32Speaker 1: maps and you take a look at it. Sure enough,
- 13:35Speaker 1: it looks like an overhead map of the area with
- 13:39Speaker 1: a large trail around, though the trail covers a much
- 13:44Speaker 1: bigger area than you can probably run on your own.
- 13:48Speaker 1: It looks like the first egg isn't too far off,
- 13:52Speaker 1: just across the field in front of you, but the
- 13:55Speaker 1: one after that is at the top of a mountain.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Cram on your marks, get set and go. The huntmaster
- 14:08Speaker 1: rabbit announces. All of the rabbits began jumping forward at
- 14:13Speaker 1: incredible speed, much faster than you can possibly run, but
- 14:18Speaker 1: you do your best, sprinting forward across the field until
- 14:23Speaker 1: you come to something of an obstacle course. First, you
- 14:28Speaker 1: jump up on some sort of balance beam that runs
- 14:32Speaker 1: atop water. You balance carefully, jump down on the other side,
- 14:37Speaker 1: and come to a wooden wall which you run up
- 14:40Speaker 1: and hop over with ease. Then there's a rope that
- 14:45Speaker 1: swings over another large opening. You grab a hold of
- 14:49Speaker 1: it and swing your way across, watching as a whole
- 14:54Speaker 1: bunch of rabbits do the same beside you. Some of
- 14:57Speaker 1: them foul in the water, though you release just on
- 15:01Speaker 1: time and land safely on the other side. At the end,
- 15:07Speaker 1: there's some sort of rock wall and it looks like
- 15:11Speaker 1: there's a basket of eggs at the top. You watch
- 15:15Speaker 1: as rabbits start climbing the wall with ease. One of
- 15:19Speaker 1: them reaches the top, grabs a hold of an egg
- 15:22Speaker 1: and bites into it. Then you watch him lift up
- 15:28Speaker 1: off of the ground like he can fly. The first
- 15:32Speaker 1: power is flight, you realize, so you run forward as
- 15:38Speaker 1: quickly as you can and begin climbing the ledge as
- 15:42Speaker 1: fast as you can. When you reach the top and
- 15:45Speaker 1: swing over the side, you see a basket of blue eggs.
- 15:50Speaker 1: You grab a hold of one of them, unwrap the
- 15:53Speaker 1: tinfoil to reveal a little chocolate egg inside. You quickly
- 15:59Speaker 1: pop it in your mouth chew the thing. It's delicious,
- 16:03Speaker 1: in fact, but well, the best part is the strange
- 16:07Speaker 1: sensation that passes through your body, like a tingling that
- 16:11Speaker 1: runs down your spine, through your arms, through your legs,
- 16:16Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, you feel as though you
- 16:19Speaker 1: could fly. You begin to float up off of the
- 16:24Speaker 1: little platform below. Oh cool, Just like when you wear
- 16:31Speaker 1: your high tech suit. You find that all you really
- 16:35Speaker 1: have to do is think about moving forward, and you
- 16:39Speaker 1: do just that. You watch around you as the other rabbits,
- 16:43Speaker 1: most of whom have probably never flown magically or you know,
- 16:48Speaker 1: with a high tech spacesuit before, kind of float around
- 16:52Speaker 1: in circles, getting used to the powers. You look down
- 16:57Speaker 1: at your map, see you where the next eggs are planted,
- 17:01Speaker 1: and zip forward as quickly as you can, blasting through
- 17:05Speaker 1: the air straight towards the mountain on the map. Before long,
- 17:11Speaker 1: you come across some floating signs in the air with
- 17:15Speaker 1: arrows pointing you towards what look like giant hula hoops.
- 17:20Speaker 1: Obviously this is the way you're supposed to go. You
- 17:24Speaker 1: zip straight towards them and fly through the hoops.
- 17:28Speaker 3: The hoops lead.
- 17:29Speaker 1: You up, down, over and around, then through a little
- 17:35Speaker 1: mountain pass where wind is blowing incredibly strong from one side.
- 17:40Speaker 1: You push against the wind and keep pressing forward until
- 17:45Speaker 1: you get to the other end, where there's even more
- 17:48Speaker 1: hula hoop like rings. You follow the little hula hoop
- 17:53Speaker 1: tunnel down and up and around until you finally pop out.
- 17:59Speaker 1: At the top of the mountain. You find another basket
- 18:03Speaker 1: full of silver wrapped eggs. You quickly unwrap the egg
- 18:09Speaker 1: a chocolate egg again, pop it in your mouth and
- 18:12Speaker 1: chew again. The thing tastes amazing, but again, the coolest
- 18:19Speaker 1: part is the strange sensation that passes down your spine,
- 18:23Speaker 1: through your arms, through your legs, and this time straight
- 18:27Speaker 1: into your head. Suddenly, everything starts moving a lot faster
- 18:32Speaker 1: and the world slows down around you. This is very interesting,
- 18:38Speaker 1: you start saying, faster than you expected to. You attempt
- 18:43Speaker 1: to walk forward, and you blast across the mountain top
- 18:47Speaker 1: and find yourself on the other side. Before even really
- 18:51Speaker 1: thinking about it interesting, you say, I believe this is
- 18:55Speaker 1: a super speed egg of some kind. You look down
- 18:59Speaker 1: at your map see what's next, and all you see
- 19:02Speaker 1: is a picture of a large stone archway. You look
- 19:06Speaker 1: around in front of you, and sure enough, there it
- 19:11Speaker 1: is a big door in the top of the mountain.
- 19:17Speaker 1: There's suddenly some rumbling and the door slowly opens up.
- 19:22Speaker 1: You step inside and find yourself in a long tunnel
- 19:27Speaker 1: with blue torches that light up beside you. You look
- 19:31Speaker 1: behind you and see other rabbits gaining ground unwrapping the
- 19:37Speaker 1: super speed eggs, So you zip forward down a long
- 19:42Speaker 1: stone hallway until you come across a new room, a
- 19:46Speaker 1: room with all sorts of different trap looking devices, giant
- 19:52Speaker 1: swinging axes that swing back and forth like huge pendulums.
- 19:57Speaker 1: In the next room, you quickly act evate your super speed,
- 20:02Speaker 1: and it's as if the axes stop swinging, or well,
- 20:08Speaker 1: they start to swing very slowly. You make your way
- 20:11Speaker 1: between them, dodging left, right, up and down until you
- 20:16Speaker 1: get safely to the other side, where there's a long
- 20:20Speaker 1: tunnel with a whole bunch of holes in the wall,
- 20:25Speaker 1: holes that look suspiciously as if they could shoot out
- 20:29Speaker 1: arrows or spikes. You find a stone on the ground
- 20:34Speaker 1: and throw it forward. Sure enough, as it hits the ground,
- 20:39Speaker 1: giant poles with well boxing gloves on the end shoot out. Well,
- 20:46Speaker 1: you're not gonna get spiked, but you might get punched.
- 20:50Speaker 1: You activate your super speed and begin to run across
- 20:54Speaker 1: it as fast as you possibly can. As soon as
- 20:58Speaker 1: you hit the tiles on the ground, you watch as
- 21:01Speaker 1: the boxing glove poles shoot out behind you, but well,
- 21:07Speaker 1: as long as you go at your incredible speed, they
- 21:11Speaker 1: don't seem to hit you at all. When you make
- 21:15Speaker 1: it safely to the other side, you find a room
- 21:18Speaker 1: with a huge open area below it, and well, it
- 21:23Speaker 1: looks as though there's nothing to step on at all.
- 21:27Speaker 1: You walk forward and something clicks under your foot. Suddenly,
- 21:33Speaker 1: a flash of little lights appear in front of you,
- 21:36Speaker 1: leading a path through the large open area and off
- 21:40Speaker 1: to the side. Weird, You step back and forward again,
- 21:46Speaker 1: activating the same strange.
- 21:48Speaker 3: Path, but this time.
- 21:51Speaker 1: You notice that it looks as if little stepping stones
- 21:55Speaker 1: are appearing floating in the air. They're just appearing so
- 21:59Speaker 1: quickly you can bear see them. You back up, activate
- 22:04Speaker 1: your super speed once again and step forward. You watch
- 22:09Speaker 1: as the little steps appear, and you run as quickly
- 22:13Speaker 1: as you can, jumping from step to step. They appear
- 22:18Speaker 1: quickly in front of you and disappear quickly behind you.
- 22:22Speaker 1: If you stop running at your current speed, well, you'll
- 22:26Speaker 1: just fall down into the huge opening below, though you
- 22:30Speaker 1: do have flight powers, so it's presumably safe.
- 22:34Speaker 3: At the end of the.
- 22:34Speaker 1: Day, you eventually get to the other end and find
- 22:39Speaker 1: another large stone door. The ground grumbles below you. The
- 22:45Speaker 1: door opens up and you step into another room, this
- 22:51Speaker 1: time with glowing red eggs. You run up to the eggs,
- 22:57Speaker 1: quickly unwrap them and shove them inside your mouth. This time,
- 23:03Speaker 1: instead of a tingling sensation passing through your body, it's
- 23:07Speaker 1: the sensation of heat, as if a strong warm power
- 23:13Speaker 1: suddenly erupts inside your chest and passes through your arms
- 23:18Speaker 1: and legs. You look down at one of your hands
- 23:22Speaker 1: and well, a fire appears between your fingertips. Fire power,
- 23:30Speaker 1: you say, and as if to answer the question, another
- 23:34Speaker 1: door at the other end slides open, revealing a giant
- 23:39Speaker 1: tunnel of ice. As you walk into the tunnel, it
- 23:46Speaker 1: starts to close around you, ice gathering on every side
- 23:51Speaker 1: until you activate your fire powers. Then the ice around
- 23:58Speaker 1: you starts to melt, tries to encroach upon you, but
- 24:02Speaker 1: it can't. You make your way down the long ice
- 24:06Speaker 1: tunnel until you come to a wall of completely frozen ice.
- 24:12Speaker 1: It looks like there's a tunnel in front of you still,
- 24:14Speaker 1: but well, you can't get through it because it's just
- 24:17Speaker 1: a giant block of ice in the middle. You look
- 24:20Speaker 1: down at your hands, You focus the heat, and you
- 24:24Speaker 1: attempt to shoot it forward. Flames fly out of both
- 24:29Speaker 1: of your hands, burning away at the ice. You burn
- 24:34Speaker 1: a hole in the tunnel. As you make your way
- 24:37Speaker 1: through into another room with well glowing blue eggs. This
- 24:45Speaker 1: time only a different color blue than the first. Once
- 24:50Speaker 1: sort of an ice blue. You quickly unwrap one of them,
- 24:56Speaker 1: pop it in your mouth, and this time a feeling
- 24:59Speaker 1: of intense cold suddenly appears beside the feeling of heat. Somehow,
- 25:06Speaker 1: A shiver runs down your spine out through your hands,
- 25:10Speaker 1: and you suddenly see ice crystals forming. You practice switching
- 25:16Speaker 1: back between the two powers fire, ice, fire ice. It
- 25:23Speaker 1: only takes a single thought. Then another door opens at
- 25:28Speaker 1: the other end, and it looks well kind of hot inside.
- 25:34Speaker 1: You make your way into the tunnel, and the further
- 25:38Speaker 1: you walk, the hotter it gets, until you're sweating so
- 25:43Speaker 1: much you can barely stand it. You focus inward and
- 25:49Speaker 1: try to summon the ice powers. A cool sensation passes
- 25:54Speaker 1: from your spine down your arms and legs, and suddenly
- 25:59Speaker 1: you can stand the heat. You continue, allowing the cold
- 26:04Speaker 1: power to pass through your body as you work your
- 26:07Speaker 1: way down further and further and further, eventually coming to
- 26:12Speaker 1: a large cavern full of lava. There doesn't look to
- 26:19Speaker 1: be a way across the lava, but there does seem
- 26:23Speaker 1: to be something on the other side, a glowing something
- 26:27Speaker 1: sitting atop a pedestal. How can you use your powers
- 26:32Speaker 1: to solve this particular issue. You focus on the cold
- 26:37Speaker 1: within your hands and you blast it forward. A large
- 26:43Speaker 1: blue ray of light shoots down towards the lava, instantly
- 26:48Speaker 1: transforming it into obsidian glass. You make a trail of
- 26:55Speaker 1: obsidian glass all the way across the lava until you
- 27:00Speaker 1: come to the other side and see that you still
- 27:02Speaker 1: have to make your way up a cliff.
- 27:06Speaker 3: You remember then.
- 27:07Speaker 1: That you can fly. You look back at the obsidian
- 27:11Speaker 1: path you made, realizing that the entire thing was pointless
- 27:15Speaker 1: when you could fly, and with a deep sigh, you
- 27:20Speaker 1: allow yourself to float up into the air. You zip
- 27:24Speaker 1: up above the lava, over to the other side, and
- 27:29Speaker 1: land on the ground beside the pedestal, where there's a
- 27:32Speaker 1: single key waiting instead of a basket full of eggs.
- 27:37Speaker 1: You grab a hold of the key and it suddenly
- 27:41Speaker 1: lights up and shoots a little beam of light straight
- 27:46Speaker 1: up above you. You look up to see an opening
- 27:51Speaker 1: like the opening of a volcano. You activate your flight
- 27:56Speaker 1: once again and follow the light's path up and out
- 28:00Speaker 1: of the volcano. Once you pop out of the top,
- 28:04Speaker 1: the light points straight down to another mountain range below.
- 28:09Speaker 1: You zip forward using your flight powers until you arrive
- 28:14Speaker 1: at the edge of the other mountain. It looks like
- 28:17Speaker 1: a normal mountain other than a single glowing keyhole. You
- 28:21Speaker 1: know exactly what you need to do. You walk up
- 28:25Speaker 1: to the keyhole, You place the key inside, turn it
- 28:29Speaker 1: with a click, and the mountain begins to rumble. Two
- 28:34Speaker 1: large doors open up, revealing a man or something wearing
- 28:41Speaker 1: an egg suit carrying a gigantic basket of chocolate eggs.
- 28:48Speaker 1: These eggs are mine, the man says, and then he
- 28:53Speaker 1: starts running in the other direction, down another hall. Ah,
- 28:58Speaker 1: maybe I'm supposed to chase him, you realize. You activate
- 29:03Speaker 1: your super speed and run after the guy. Everything seems
- 29:07Speaker 1: to slow down, including him. When you catch up behind him,
- 29:12Speaker 1: you decide that maybe it's time for some ice. Still
- 29:17Speaker 1: in your super speed form, you summon ice into your
- 29:21Speaker 1: hands and shoot out beams of ice in front of
- 29:24Speaker 1: you and in front of the guy in the egg suit.
- 29:29Speaker 1: Ice forms on the ground below him and all around
- 29:33Speaker 1: the tunnel. You watch and slow speed as the guy slips,
- 29:38Speaker 1: falls onto his back and the egg cracks open. The
- 29:43Speaker 1: gigantic basket of chocolate eggs he was carrying slides forward
- 29:48Speaker 1: and continues to slip.
- 29:49Speaker 3: Down the hallway.
- 29:52Speaker 1: You walk up to the man in the egg suit,
- 29:55Speaker 1: look down at the cracked shell that's now being peeled
- 29:58Speaker 1: off of him, and you see Rex or a rex
- 30:05Speaker 1: clown of some kind. Either way, the sight in front
- 30:09Speaker 1: of you is an evolved to oran asaurus wearing a
- 30:13Speaker 1: lab coat. I thought i'd create a little fun for you.
- 30:19Speaker 1: An egg hunt isn't a hunt unless there's also a chase.
- 30:25Speaker 1: I think people say that anyways. Rex explains hell, either way,
- 30:33Speaker 1: those eggs are mine. Oh fine, you won them, fair
- 30:38Speaker 1: and square. Rex presses a button on his own watch.
- 30:43Speaker 1: In an instant, a high tech suit of armor shoots
- 30:46Speaker 1: out of the watch, wraps around Rex, and he blasts
- 30:51Speaker 1: off in the other direction, the one from which you came.
- 30:56Speaker 1: You grab the basket of eggs, fly up into the air,
- 31:01Speaker 1: and zip out of the tunnel. You find yourself right
- 31:06Speaker 1: beside the village of sentient rabbits. You fly over to
- 31:12Speaker 1: the village carrying the basket, and the rabbits begin to cheer.
- 31:17Speaker 1: Then they open up a large area below for you
- 31:20Speaker 1: to land. You carefully float down or lease the basket
- 31:26Speaker 1: and land beside it. Wow you actually, one, says the
- 31:32Speaker 1: original rabbit beside you, and the huntmaster appears. Well, everyone,
- 31:38Speaker 1: it looks like this year's hunt has a winner. Give
- 31:43Speaker 1: it up for the strange, perilous rabbit with the little ears.
- 31:49Speaker 1: Everyone begins to cheer and clap. Now it's time to
- 31:54Speaker 1: make a decision. Will you keep these eggs for yourself
- 31:59Speaker 1: or will will you share them?
- 32:03Speaker 5: Huh?
- 32:03Speaker 1: Well, share them? Of course, I can't possibly eat that
- 32:06Speaker 1: many eggs. Plus I have a food replicator on the
- 32:09Speaker 1: ship and can have whatever I want. Understood, everyone, It's
- 32:14Speaker 1: time to feast, and feast you do slowly. The other
- 32:19Speaker 1: contestants fly over towards you and land beside, disappointed that
- 32:24Speaker 1: they didn't win, but happy to find themselves in the
- 32:28Speaker 1: middle of a chocolate egg feast. You eat your fill
- 32:32Speaker 1: of chocolate eggs before deciding that you're feeling rather tired
- 32:37Speaker 1: and making your way back to the ship.
- 32:41Speaker 3: Thanks everyone, you say, I.
- 32:43Speaker 1: Think I gotta go to bed. You climb a board spaceship,
- 32:48Speaker 1: laid down on the couch, and immediately hit the pillow.
- 32:54Speaker 1: The ship hums to life and lifts up off of
- 32:58Speaker 1: the ground as you you just breathe. With each breath,
- 33:05Speaker 1: you let go of the tension and your muscles just
- 33:08Speaker 1: a little bit, relaxing your arms, your legs, your neck,
- 33:16Speaker 1: your shoulders, until your entire body feels like it's sinking
- 33:22Speaker 1: down into the couch. With your eyes closed, you allow
- 33:30Speaker 1: your mind to wander off off to thoughts of new dreams,
- 33:36Speaker 1: new egg hunts, and new adventures to come.
- 33:43Speaker 3: Good night, everyone, Minion.
- 35:02Speaker 4: Name in.
- 39:25Speaker 3: New York.
- 40:53Speaker 4: More Unionism of Thing