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Set 2: I Love Jeff Ireland · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkman.
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  Speaker 2: It's been a minute since we convened for with Stu
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  Speaker 2: Gotts and hawkmen. But yeah, I was in Europe for
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  Speaker 2: a couple of weeks. You were in Lake Tahoe is
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  Speaker 2: where you were?
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  Speaker 1: Yep?
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  Speaker 3: Taylor and I we were in Lake Tahoe for the
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  Speaker 3: American Century Championship Golf tournament. I've been lucky enough to
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  Speaker 3: go out there for about a decade now, and Taylor.
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  Speaker 1: This was a second year.
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  Speaker 3: And uh, Hawk, I realized everyone in Lake Tahoe is
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  Speaker 3: cool and like you, they are walking around with sharpiees
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  Speaker 3: in their mouths, and so you know, I went.
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  Speaker 1: Excited to take one home. How about that? Now I
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  Speaker 1: have a sharp great look at my man, great look.
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  Speaker 2: More people should be walking around with sharpie'es. You asked
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  Speaker 2: me right before we started the pod. You said, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: are you a karaoke guy? And I am most definitely
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  Speaker 2: not that It actually gives me a little bit of
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  Speaker 2: the creeps right when I see like a karaoke bar,
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  Speaker 2: a karaoke night, because people get they get infused with
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  Speaker 2: this weird sense of talent that they don't normally have,
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  Speaker 2: and I feel bad for people they go up there.
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  Speaker 2: Some people get it, like you know, it's a goof
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  Speaker 2: and they get up there and they act goofy or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of fun. But there are people that go
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  Speaker 1: up there and.
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  Speaker 2: They try to kill it, yeah, because they think they're
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  Speaker 2: killing it. And it's like you ever watch American Idol
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  Speaker 2: and you go that person can't really think they sing
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  Speaker 2: well yeah, and then you find out, like do they
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  Speaker 2: really think that? That happens in karaoke a lot? So
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  Speaker 2: did you guys do karaoke?
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  Speaker 3: Well, there is a celebrity karaoke night that for the
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  Speaker 3: first time we were allowed in this year to check
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  Speaker 3: it out. And the guy you're talking about who's up
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  Speaker 3: there thinking that he's killing it, trying to kill it,
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  Speaker 3: but is not killing it.
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  Speaker 1: That celebrity would be Baker Mayfield. I mean really like
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  Speaker 1: he was going all in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was going all in and I have no
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  Speaker 3: doubt and I think Taylor would agree with me. If
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  Speaker 3: you ask Baker Mayfield, he will say he noted it
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  Speaker 3: out of the park. If you ask anyone else there,
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  Speaker 3: they will tell you they were embarrassed.
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  Speaker 1: On Baker Mayfield's behalf I mean half of that hack.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what Stud's doing because.
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  Speaker 5: After Karaoke Knight, he came up to me he was like,
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  Speaker 5: Baker was terrible, and I go, was he really?
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  Speaker 4: I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have the same recollection of Baker being his
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  Speaker 5: bad But apparently Baker Mayfield doing karaoke absolutely ruined Stu
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  Speaker 5: Gotts's nuffe.
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  Speaker 1: It just wasn't no no. Just the idea of him
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  Speaker 1: thinking he killed.
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  Speaker 3: It is what made my knight to be honest with you,
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  Speaker 3: because he's that confident.
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  Speaker 1: We saw Matthew and Brady could chuck up there. It
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  Speaker 1: was so good. Hockey would have loved that, right, those
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  Speaker 1: guys had to do like what born in the USA?
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  Speaker 5: Dreamon?
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  Speaker 1: H Yeah, dreamon? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They won Karaoke Knight.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah with Boldie right, yes, yep, the three USA
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  Speaker 5: guys did dream On and because of the they also
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  Speaker 5: had the gold medals with them and everybody was channing USA.
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  Speaker 5: They won the Karaoke Night. I think it was like
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  Speaker 5: a five thousand dollars prize.
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  Speaker 3: Now, Hawk, how do you feel about real singers competing
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  Speaker 3: in Karaoke Night? Like Jacob and his real singer who
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  Speaker 3: competed in Karaoke Night. Alfonso Roberto was not a real singer,
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  Speaker 3: but he's an entertainer and he structed at karaoke night.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah that that see to me, that's kind of cool.
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  Speaker 2: I'm down with that. Like if you can actually sing
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  Speaker 2: and you're known for it, or Alfonso Roberto, I'm guessing
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  Speaker 2: he had to do that, Tom Jones, it's not unusual
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  Speaker 2: to be because then he does the Fresh Prince dance,
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  Speaker 2: right the uh what did the Carlton dance?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what he did?
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  Speaker 5: So he got two songs. Actually he got Don't Don't
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  Speaker 5: let the Sun and then Uptown Funk.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah he did Elton Don't let the Sun Go Down
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  Speaker 2: on Me. That's Elton John and Uptown Funk is.
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  Speaker 4: It was an eighties night. Yeah, it was an eighties
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  Speaker 4: night theme.
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  Speaker 1: He was an eighties night. Yeah yeah yeah. But Uptown
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  Speaker 1: Funk that's like from twenty twelve.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's why he got a second song.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, he's Alfonso Roberto. He does whatever the hell
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  Speaker 1: he wants out there. I mean, he's the he's one
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  Speaker 1: of the mayors out there.
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  Speaker 5: But close your eyes and imagine Jack Wagner singing back
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  Speaker 5: in the USSR.
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  Speaker 2: Jack Wagner's the singer though, Yes, yes, yes, great single.
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  Speaker 1: What your karaoke songs do? Guts?
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's a great question, something Grateful Dead related.
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  Speaker 3: I think if I h yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If I had to do it, I don't know nobody
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  Speaker 2: does Dead songs though at a karaoke night, right they
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  Speaker 2: don't even have that in the system, right.
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  Speaker 3: Which because the only one who knows that, right, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: totally kill the vibe.
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  Speaker 1: I would have like one hit they had, which is
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  Speaker 1: touch a great, such a great. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I get into these weird moods when I'm
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  Speaker 2: flying and then I gotta like clear my head. So
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  Speaker 2: you know, I was in We flew from West Palm
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  Speaker 2: to Philly to Zurich, and then when we came home,
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  Speaker 2: we flew Milan to Philly to West Palm. And on
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  Speaker 2: these long flights, like I can only watch a couple
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  Speaker 2: of movies maybe usually one movie, maybe a couple episodes
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  Speaker 2: a curb, Like I don't know. I'm I'm like not
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  Speaker 2: into like just sitting there and watching stuff for e
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  Speaker 2: nine hours. But then I'll put on my headphones and
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  Speaker 2: I've got to listen to something to just kind of
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  Speaker 2: clear my head. And I have a little mini Grateful
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  Speaker 2: Dead playlist that I listened to fifteen times in a
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  Speaker 2: row from Milan to Philly. I was just vibing with it.
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  Speaker 2: You want to hear the songs that I have on
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  Speaker 2: my dead playlist? Yes, I would love to hear that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised that you have a dead playlist. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I must have been in a weird place
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  Speaker 1: when I made this.
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  Speaker 2: Right, I have Touch of Gray, Right, Sugar Magnolia, Nice,
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  Speaker 2: Uncle John's Band, Right, Casey Jones, Friend of the Devil, Nice,
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  Speaker 2: I fought the law.
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  Speaker 1: And trucking'. Okay, so you have the greatest hits essentially
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  Speaker 1: pretty much? Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm a deadhead. Right,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't work? Does your head get cleared? Yeah? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: There is a certain vibe to it, like when you
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  Speaker 2: don't want to care about anything anymore.
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  Speaker 1: That happened to me a long time ago. So in
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  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty nine.
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  Speaker 2: Got a lot of dms over the course of the
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  Speaker 2: I said we should sell t shirts and hats. And
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  Speaker 3: So your son gets one hundred percent of the of
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  Speaker 3: the money that flows into this site. Does he have
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  Speaker 3: to deal with one hundred percent of the seasoned desist.
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  Speaker 1: That comes his way. He got a one hundred percent
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  Speaker 1: of Mark Hakman.
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  Speaker 2: And Mark Hackman, who demands stuff in a work environment,
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  Speaker 2: is a lot different than Mark Hakman on a trip
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  Speaker 2: to Italy and Bayania.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever you want, uh, hak you will, you will love this.
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  Speaker 3: Two things about Tahoe quickly. Larry David was there at
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  Speaker 3: number two?
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  Speaker 1: Is enough? We was he? He was there? Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: enough with him? Yeah, okay, all right. Why you're tired
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  Speaker 1: to Larry David suddenly, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Because his whole shtick is, oh, I hate being around crowds.
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  Speaker 2: I hate being around celebrities. Yet he's at Obama's birthday party.
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  Speaker 2: He's at the fucking Lake Tahoe event.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I hate I hate to right, I hate being
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  Speaker 2: around photographers gather around me while I make you laugh.
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  Speaker 2: I hate doing talk shows. And here I am on Kimmel.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, okay, you're You're not the guy you're portraying
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  Speaker 2: to be. You may have been at one point, but
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  Speaker 2: now you're just the Hollywood guy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So I thought that would be that much different.
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  Speaker 1: I was wrong.
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  Speaker 3: I had no idea you had these pent up feelings
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  Speaker 3: about Larry David.
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  Speaker 2: But you get what I'm saying though, right, he's he's
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  Speaker 2: so adamant.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I hate the celebrity everything. Anywhere there's a fucking
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  Speaker 1: celebrity thing, he's there. Yeah, he doesn't have to be there.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 3: I hear you, Taylor, you had something there because I
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  Speaker 3: was gonna tell him something else.
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  Speaker 4: God, Yeah, can I try one?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: In Lake Tahoe, Jason Chef was there. Frontman from Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, there's only one front man from Chicago. It's
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  Speaker 1: Peter Setara. He's right, you know.
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  Speaker 3: So in Taylor's defense, I told Taylor that the lead
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  Speaker 3: singer of Chicago is potentially someone that.
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  Speaker 1: Would woo you more cock mean out to. But he
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  Speaker 1: is right.
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  Speaker 3: Peter Katara is the only lead singer of Shata. I'm
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  Speaker 3: dary Calim Peter Kata Cinta. I'm sorry, but maybe this
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  Speaker 3: will get him out there. I was sitting at a
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  Speaker 3: bar and Ray Romano sat right next to me, and
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  Speaker 3: what did he order?
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  Speaker 1: An apperol sprits. Get out of here. I swear to
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  Speaker 1: got out of here. That's my motherfucker. That's why everybody
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  Speaker 1: loves Raymond. Put it on the poll. Is that why
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: everyone loves Raymond? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Did I have Aperol sprits? I mean NonStop? In Italy.
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  Speaker 2: I have literally changed that country. You know, Aperol Sprits
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  Speaker 2: is super popular because of me. I do, yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 2: So I really leaned into the bit for the last
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  Speaker 2: couple of years talking about apparal sprint.
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  Speaker 1: You start drinking them all the time. A little overrated
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  Speaker 1: as great as uh not as great as I may
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  Speaker 1: have led people to believe.
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  Speaker 2: But I still love avocado toast, of course you do.
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  Speaker 2: And I had avocado toast in Switzerland Italy. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 2: can't get enough of the avocado toast.
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  Speaker 1: Hawk glovesavocado tooast dot com.
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  Speaker 2: There's a logo where hawk is spelled the O and
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  Speaker 2: hawk is spelled with an avocado.
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  Speaker 1: That's quality, Is that right? There's a Hanika gift right there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy two. Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: We posted a couple of episodes while we were on vacation,
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  Speaker 2: and I love when listeners DM me and I'll read
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  Speaker 2: you some of the dms. There are some listeners who
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  Speaker 2: have their own audio clips of stuff they've saved for years,
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: and they're funny, like the stuff that people go hey,
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  Speaker 2: I've been listening to this or I've carried this around
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  Speaker 2: on my phone for years. This was somebody had had
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  Speaker 2: DM me several people. Have you find one of the dms.
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  Speaker 2: You can always DM me on Instagram. It's Radio Mark
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  Speaker 2: Hawkman on Instagram. I really do try to respond to everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody DM me. Here's a suggestion for the pod. I
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  Speaker 2: haven't heard either of you. Mention, would you be able
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: to play some clips from the morning show you and
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  Speaker 2: Stu Gotts did together during the heat run. Those shows
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  Speaker 2: were memorable. I understand why Dan didn't like you both
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: doing two days, but it made for a great full
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: day of hilarious local radio.
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  Speaker 1: That's true if you.
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  Speaker 2: Were a Dan and Stu Gotts and Hawk fan, I
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: mean you got it from Morning Drive and Afternoon Drive.
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  Speaker 2: You got eight hours a day during the Heat's epic
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  Speaker 2: first run. Eight hours a day, And obviously that did
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: create some tensions because Stu Gotts and I were having
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: fun doing this morning show on our own. But somebody,
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  Speaker 2: another person sent me a clip. They said, this is
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  Speaker 2: a clip I have from you and Stu Gott's during
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  Speaker 2: two days. You're just banging through calls and you kind
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  Speaker 2: of were channeling. I think you were making fun of
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  Speaker 2: Hank Goldberg, and you were channeling the way that he
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  Speaker 2: would just bang through calls and so and and I
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  Speaker 2: think people knew when they were calling in that we
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  Speaker 2: were going to do this to them. But here is
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  Speaker 2: the clip that this person had had messaged me.
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  Speaker 1: On Rod's on a mobile phone. Rob go ahead, huh,
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  Speaker 1: what's what's up?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Man, I was calling that. You know, I think it
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  Speaker 1: brought it be much better if he was fasting. Stupid,
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  Speaker 1: a terrible, dumb call. Let's go to Anthony. Anthony go ahead, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Lombardo listen.
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  Speaker 1: Stupid, huh, stupid? Hang up? You heard the man, he's
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  Speaker 1: the gatekeeper. Let's go to Alex.
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  Speaker 4: Alex, go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: So what about it?
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  Speaker 7: Jack Rose was just told a really funny joke while
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  Speaker 7: he was up there yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: What about if we hung up on you? Hang up
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  Speaker 1: on that guy? What a stupid call. Let's go to Carlos. Carlos,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead. Hey, my name is that Carlos, but I'll
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  Speaker 1: do it anyhow. You got that's dumb, Carlos.
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  Speaker 3: When I say let's go to Carlos and the mobile phone,
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  Speaker 3: don't start your call with Hey, it's Carlos.
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  Speaker 1: Just be Carlos. We've established that. Let's go to Alix.
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  Speaker 3: Who's them Boka today? Go ahead, Alex, that's dumb. Let's
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  Speaker 3: go to uh, Let's go to Sam. Sam, go ahead,
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  Speaker 3: you stupid, Let's go to Carlos. Carlos, go ahead.
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  Speaker 8: Moron, Moron, Moron sandwiches, honey, so mean, really, but people,
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  Speaker 8: we did stuff on that morning show.
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  Speaker 2: I recall where do you remember a segment called Hawk
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: talks Game to your Girl.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: We asked people.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: To call in if they were in their car at
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: home getting ready in the morning, and then put their
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: girlfriend or wife on the phone and I would I
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: would run game on her.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, but you didn't have the sharpie in your mouth
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: at the time. It would have helped, because when you
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: just said it with the sharpie in your mouth, it
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: was a different game.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, when you run game on someone you got
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: the sharpie in your mouth, I mean, forget about it's
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: a closed deals.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Taylor Hockey run on people's girlfriends. And I was good
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: at it. It was good at it.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, that was my prime. It was my prime. I'm
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: past my prime now. Unfortunately, this is a deep cut.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: I think the same listener may have sent it. There's
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: a million Hackman clips when I would go on the
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: radio shows as Mark Hackman, yes uh and do the
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: amburg Queso and all the different stuff that has U
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: s don solmos monte kuilla, which is tonight we are
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: all butter, But I made it mean something totally different.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: This is a deep cut.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: This is Mark Hackman on the radio and you can
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: hear Dan and Stugott's up.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: So I'm what would happen is somebody.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Would you know, from a radio station across the country,
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: would request Dan to come on and talk about the heat.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: And Dan didn't want to do these little radio hits.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: So we created this character, Mark Hackman, who would say
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: absurdities cliches, and I would record it off the radio
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: station that I was doing it on, and then we'd
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: play it back for you and Dan and you guys
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: would hear it for the first time live on the
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: air and you'd be cracking up.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: And this is one of those moments, you guys.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: You can hear Dan and Stugott's cracking up as they
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: hear this on the air for the first time.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Tell me about Mario Chalmers A couple other heat things.
• 18:38
  Speaker 9: We're talking to Mark Hackman seven ninety the ticket in Miami.
• 18:41
  Speaker 9: Couple of guys away from the Big three, both starters
• 18:44
  Speaker 9: in Battier and Chalmers. I thought they were really good
• 18:47
  Speaker 9: last night, specifically Chalmers. I mean we've seen him fill
• 18:50
  Speaker 9: it up, you know, we played basketball here in Big
• 18:53
  Speaker 9: twelfth Country. But on the boards last night he was terrific.
• 18:57
  Speaker 9: And I thought Shane Battier had a real nice game
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: last night.
• 19:00
  Speaker 10: H was so important to get some of these role
• 19:03
  Speaker 10: players doing what they need to be doing. You know,
• 19:06
  Speaker 10: here in Miami, obviously there's a huge Cuban population, and
• 19:09
  Speaker 10: we have a nickname for Mario Chalmers to go to Caeso,
• 19:13
  Speaker 10: which is the one who has no real definitions.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, know what you're.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Getting right, Yeah, Yeah, Sometimes you get in with Mario.
• 19:24
  Speaker 10: Sometimes you get the bad Mario. Sometimes you have him,
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: sometimes you don't. Sometimes he's there, sometimes he's not, and
• 19:32
  Speaker 10: he's frustrating, and then you love him, you wanna you
• 19:34
  Speaker 10: wanna hug him and put him in your pocket and
• 19:36
  Speaker 10: take him everywhere you go, and then there's other times
• 19:38
  Speaker 10: that you don't even want to hear his name.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised that that one that they didn't recognize that one.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, that wasn't even really the Taco Bells in Iowa.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: That was a great, great run. That Mark Hackman era,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: that was a great run. Yes, this is something I
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: just wanted to play for you because it's funny to me.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Someone sent this to me and they said, you won't
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: believe Stu Gotts and I'm like, yeah, no, I will.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: There's not much that can shock me.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: And there's really not anything you could said Hawk at
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: this point where you wouldn't believe.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: You and Dan are on the air.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I was there because Mike Ryan's there,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: because Mike was going to hop on the mic. But
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: then you you kept on talking Channing Crowder, who's my
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: radio partner now? And you you know Channing, you love.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Channing had just been cut by the Dolphins and he
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: had some harsh words about Jeff Ireland, who is the
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: GM who cut up right now, what do you think
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: your take is?
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: So this is Channing being cut by Jeff Ireland, right and.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Now Channing has words about Jeff Ireland. So I believe
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: my take would have been, hey, do it before you
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: get cut. That would be.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: You're consistent of nothing. Here is that little audio clip.
• 21:12
  Speaker 11: It's funny, Channing Crowder says of general manager Jeff Ireland quote,
• 21:20
  Speaker 11: he doesn't know what he's doing. He's real disrespectful, he
• 21:24
  Speaker 11: doesn't know how to deal with people.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: He's not a good person. He has no class. What
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: are redeeming qualities there? Huh? Why are you making a
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: sour face? Mike Ryan? What's the sour face about?
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: I don't like that quote from Channing Crowder. He's no
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: longer on the team. Channing Crowder, right, he's no longer
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: on the team. I just don't you know. I don't
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: like that quote from Channing Crowder. You know why Dan
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: for starters? Channing Crowder didn't do enough. I don't even
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: care about the quote. To be honest with you, he
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: wasn't good enough on the field where I would care,
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: and he did that quote any sort of credence?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Who cares what? Channing Crowder says? Why did I choose
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: that story?
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Channing Crowder clearly has an axe to grind.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Jeez, no class. Well, he's not a good person, I
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: would say, is the quote in there? That? It's pretty harsh?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Not a good person, no class, doesn't know what he's doing.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: I thought he did a great job last off season,
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: and I'm interested to see what he'll do this offseason.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I love Jeff Ireland, I.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Mean truly, one of the worst general managers in Dalbin's history.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: Was literally no reason to even like Jeff Ireland love him.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: But I love that clip because the guy sends it
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: to me and he's like, hey, here's Stu Gott's years
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: ago and talking about your radio partner. And again, I'm
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: with Channing every day. We do the radio show every afternoon.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: And I just find that uproariously funny because you like
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Channing as well, the takes in there that Channing you
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: weren't good enough.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: To do it on the field.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: And also I'm excited to see what Jeff Ireland has
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: in store this Dolphins team because land of Jeff Ireland.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Don't let Channing hear that, please, I will protect you.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Buy three shirts at Horsewappins dot com and that that
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: will never be replayed.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: On my show. Is there just a Channing shirt? I
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: will buy? Is there? I love Chanting shirts. Channing was
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: good enough shirt. It's so perfect though. Everyone knew that
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: was coming a mile away, right, Oh yes, yes at
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: that point? Yeah, yeah, so perfect.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Then I got this DM and this is like a
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: quick hitter. I like being the piano bar request guy Hawk,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: thanks for doing the show with Stu Guy. It brings
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: me a real dependable hit of joy every time I
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: hear you guys, can you find the old Chestnut? And
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: I love calling a song an old chestnut? Can you
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: find the old chestnut? When Fake Pavaratti saying antwine, don't
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: shoot the ball, please pass it to Shaquille, it reminds
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: me of the best part of my life being in
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Miami and hearing you guys every afternoon. Do you remember
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: that cut?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I remember Fake Pavaratti. Of course, he's one of the
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: particular cut though. When you hear it, you're gonna go
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: You're gonna be like, oh my god. We played the
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: five thousand times.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, I well, I feel like I remember it. I
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: don't remember the song. I just thought there were so
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: many great Pavarati moments, fake Paparadi moments that I'm not
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: certain like there's any one that well, is there one
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: that stands out to you?
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: This one is gonna this one's gonna uh tingle your toes?
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Great bitch, Wow, Jim Manditch is something all the Late
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Jim It's gonna make my toe single.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Here it is.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: This is a fake Pavaratti. This is by request on
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: DM on Instagram.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Suck.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: That's a great request, a great request, and I appreciate
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: a quick hitter like that. Hey, can you play the
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: fake Pavaratti chestnut?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: And boom? There it is.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: We play it and we're on because a lot of
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: people they want an entire episode, you know, and I
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: get it. We're gonna do all this stuff. I mean,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: that's the here's a DM that I got. Hey, Mark,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: I've been listening to the dls. I've been listening to
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: DLS back when you were on the show. It's been
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: really great listen that you and Stu Gotts now do
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: the podcast have to say.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: It was pissed when you left the show, but.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: It's been great listening to you on one oh four
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: point three in five point sixty. I don't know if
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: you really mentioned what happened and why you left the show,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: just curious keep doing what you're doing, and wanted to
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: know if you could broach that on the podcast. First off,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: that's a whole show, but I think we've done it
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: several times. If you look at this podcast. I don't
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: know if you're watching it on YouTube, you're listening on
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: the iHeart app, you're listening.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: On Apple podcasts.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: But if you go back, if you look at this
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: actual channel and go back towards the beginning, you'll see
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: ste Goott's and I have had the first episode that
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: I ever did with you, which I think is under
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: this podcast heading as well. We went deep into the
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: woods on how I ended up being off the show
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: and what transpired to make all that stuff happen. I
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: don't mind talking about it, because we've talked about it
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: ad nauseum.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I just think people who do know the story get
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: bored of hearing it over and over. So it is
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: there on the podcast. Yes, it's out there. Listen to it.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: It's one of the first episodes we did, so people
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: can can access it.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Somebody says, uh, and again, you can DM me any questions,
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: show clips, whatever you want to do, quick hitters, it's radio.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Mark Hackman on Instagram. This person says, Hak, I love
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: you and Stu Gott's together started listening to the show
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: after you left. However, all these bits you're bringing up
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: on the show lasted way past your time.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I'm loving the origin stories. This was after your time?
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: But can you ask Stu about the origins of Wake
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: and Take? And the caller Reshem Rasham.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: PJ. Fleck is a boso Oh?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Is that the call? Maybe we should ask Taylor about it?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: He might know more about it. I interviewed PJ. Fleck
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: and Big ten Media Days. No you didn't. I did?
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Why because why? First of all, why am I at
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Big ten Media Days? But bjle So you want the
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: origins of of wake and Take? Is that? What is take?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know what and take is, but what
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: is that on the Levantard Show? So wake and Take?
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: It's It's interesting because I thought, now thinking back to it,
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: I thought it may have started on the morning show
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: that you and I did, because wake and Take is
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: obviously a play on words with wake and Bay.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I don't remember doing that. What was that?
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I don't remember remember doing that right show? So it's
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: it's a segment that I did, I guess in the
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: afternoon with U when Mike was there and it was
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: really you know, Dan was off Wake and Take. It
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: was just really wake up, give me your take, and
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: get the hell off the radio.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: And we called it Wake and Take and put some
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: good music behind it.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: The origins was us just trying to think of anything
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: that was fun and different and something we had it
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: done before.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: And so that was Rash. Ration was a guy Taylor.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Do you remember Ration, because I do remember the name,
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: I don't remember his importance to Wake and Take.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: It was a caller from New York named a Rash
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: and then after every time he gave a take he
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: would say rash them.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Okay instead of rack them right. But how did that
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: turn into Wake and Take?
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: I think he was just a staple caller in Wake
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: and Take and so so, and we just started doing
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: waking take on of from off of him, just just
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: riffing off of him.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: I think he was just like Wake and Take had
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: like a set like ten or so callers that would
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: always call, and a Rash from New York was always
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: one of them.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Oh and people like waited on his take for the morning,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: or the PJ.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Fleck is a bozo was like his signature.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Take.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, that was a sign off, Yes, PJ. Fleck is
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: a bozo. One other DM. I'll read you Hak, I
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: know you've traveling.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: I'm back.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Obviously I wanted to send you a screenshot for a
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: YouTube video clip of a best of moment for Best
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: of Moment from The LeBatard Show in twenty ten. The
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: video features a lot of talking regarding NBA free agency
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: in the summer of two thous ten when the Big
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Three were coming together, but also at the thirty six
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: minute mark, you'll find sound of Stugotts talking about leaving
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: the two thousand and three Miami Hurricanes Florida Gators game early, in.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Which the Canes had that huge comeback.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Channing Crowder was in that game, by the way, he
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: played for the Gators. Stug Gotts admitted he left early
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: to go to PF Chang's and had Mongolian beef. He
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: also admitted to lying to his radio audience at the
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: time in the next day saying he had watched the
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: entire game in person, and he ripped knes fans for
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: leaving early.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I did, That's right, yep, I'm not a Caning. Thanks
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: again for the pod you're doing with Stu Gotts.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I really appreciate it. I remember that story for it
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: was like you revealed that for a year or two
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: you ripped knes fans for leaving that Miami Florida game early.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: That was the brock Berlin game. And then you revealed
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: finally one day on the Levittard Show that you had
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: left early. Go get Mongolian beef.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: And yep, yep.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: This is when I was getting really comfortable and.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Did not mind just pulling the curtain all.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: The way back so they could see just how fraudulented industry.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: This is so.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: What I did is, yes, I blasted you fans for
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: leaving a game early, a game that I attended, a
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: game that for a year they thought I had stayed
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: till the final whistle because I am a loyal Gains fan,
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: which I am not by the way.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I blasted them for a year, and then I felt
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: like it was time.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: I was comfortable enough, I was relaxed enough, and I said, hey,
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: you know what, games fans, I apologize, I too left
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: the game at halftime.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I watched the second half eating Lennis Reps. There's so
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: many moments like that.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: I try to tell people while I'm myself on the radio,
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: I'm also playing a character, of course, and the character
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: is Mark Hackman, radio guy.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: But I revealed we did there.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Was a you know, one of these wacky days I
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: was like, you know, today is whatever. This this past
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: weekend was seven to eleven Days Day, because it was
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: July eleventh, seven eleven. There's always wacky days. There was
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: a day several years ago and that they have it
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: every year called Tell the Truth Day. And so I
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: told Crowder and Solana, hey, we're all going to reveal
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: something about ourselves on today's show that no one knows
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: and fore Tell the Truth Day.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: And so I do this.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: What I thought was just a reveal that was going
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: to get me killed. Like I revealed, this was a
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: couple of years ago, so it was at twenty twenty
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: six now, so I'm going to say this was like
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty three. Whenever anybody does favorite movie lists, you know,
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: top ten movies of all time, what do you have
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: to have in the at least in the top three
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: The Godfather? So I've had that in my top three forever.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: My reveal was I've never seen it.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: I had never seen The Godfather, but because I didn't
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: want to be looked at funny, because I didn't want
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: to be looked at funny, Right, you want to be
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: part of i'ld always just say, oh yeah, of course
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: The Godfather you know, and even the sequels, Great Godfather
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: three is trashed. I hadn't seen any of them, but
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I know what to say. Hey, take the leave the guns,
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: take the canoles. I know the lines, you know. So
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: I do this big reveal that I had never seen
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: The Godfather. Now, by the way, I subsequently have because
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I was getting torched on social media for never having
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: seen and people were calling me the fraud Father.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: So I have seen it and it is a very
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: good movie.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, I think Casino and Goodfellas might be better mob movies,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: maybe even Donnie Brosco.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: But it's a very good movie. Right. That was my
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: big reveal.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, so now we're going around the room and Solana,
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: we get to Salona and he's like he's pissed. He's like,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I can't believe you know what it is, Taylor, because
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: you're laughing.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: I think this was the first show I listened to.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, you know, not cursing, but I can't
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: fucking believe that you told us that we all have
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: to reveal something about ourselves that's going to shock people,
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: and yours is that you didn't watch a fucking movie.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, what is your reveal, you know.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: And his revelation was that he gave his brother an
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: enema that his brother, I don't know. His brother had
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: like a gi appointment and didn't want to reach around
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: and put the enema in his own ass. And Solana
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: was like in middle school or high school, like, and
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: he's not that old now, and so he does this.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: He's like, I don't have anything else planned, so I'm
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: gonna have to go ahead with this, And that obviously
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: has become a talking point for three or four years
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: now on the show, is that Solana gave his brother
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: an enema, which seems a wildly uncomfortable thing to do
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: and participate in.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: He was very angry.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: I tell the truth day, but I do find it
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: funny when you pull the curtain back. I thought revealing
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: that I had never seen the Godfather while singing its
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: praises for years on the radio was a big reveal.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: So he's revealing something that's truly horrible and horrific. And
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: I understand now why Seleariro is upset, because all you're
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: doing is saying, Hey, I'm a phony, I'm a fraud.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: I know I've been telling your Godfather for fifteen years
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: down Years that top three movie of all time.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I've never actually seen it. I mean, I understand why
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: he's upset.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: I think Crowders was he bites his toenails. And then
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: so the second salon was going to hawk point. You
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: could you could hear like you do. I have anything
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: else in the back of my mind that I can,
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: but like Channing.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: If Channing what the hawk Path, it would have been
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: like listen, I really love Jeff Ireland.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: So then.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: I had another I used to do Mornings with Zaslow.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: So when I had left your show, I was doing
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Mornings with Zaslow and I got on this kick. Remember
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: there was I forget it was a TLC show. I
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: love TLC all these shows. It was just crazy shit,
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: my six hundred pound life, all that stuff.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: That show.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a show. It was like Toddlers and
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Tiara's or something. It was like the the you know,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: the the pageant circuit. But there was a spin off
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: show from the Breakout Star.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Do you remember her name? It was Honey Booboo. Oh God.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: She was like a chubber pageant you know, she was
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: like six seven years old and the mother. I can't
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: remember if the kid or the mother was Honey Booboo.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: But anyway, I would talk all the time about Honey
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: boo boo. And then we actually got the mother on
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: the show with us, Me and Zaslow and there's a
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: uh A great. I don't have the audio anymore maybe
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: uh maybe uh anymore. So maybe somebody has it and
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: can send it in. But there on the air, because
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: we only had like thirteen minutes, this lady for a
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: minute was the hottest thing in media.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Honey Booboo. I can't remember was the mother the daughter? Hunt?
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I think Honey Booboo was the daughter.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: The daughter?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: What was the mother's name? I'll check hold on Honey
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Booboo's mom.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: She was a lot of honey. Mama Cha Thompson, Mama June. Yeah,
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: so we have Mama June on the show, Me and Zaslo.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Now this is after I have talked up Here comes
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Honey Booboo for two months on the show about how
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: you should never miss this show, and Mama June comes
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: on and we're doing ten minutes with her, and then
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, let's get a drop from you.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: We didn't have time like she was on, you.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Know, doing a promotional tour so I'm like, we'll just
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: do this live on the air. Can you say, hey,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: it's Mama June and me and Honey Booboo were always
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: listening to Hawkman and Zaslow and she goes, yeah, sure,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: no problem, and she said, hey, it's Mama June. You're
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: listening to Harpo and Nazareth. That was the I'm not exaggerating,
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: that was the clip. And she's like, did I get
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: that right? And I'm like, perfect, you nailed it. And
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: we used to play this hard. We named our show
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Harpo and Nazareth for a while because she had gotten
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: it so wrong.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: But anyway, there was a guy Rihz mcgiz. You remember
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: him on tours, Yes, yeah, Chris mcgizz.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I mean New Times Yeah, yeah, yeah, Miami New Times
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: And he would write stuff all the time, and a
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: couple of years ago he had reached out to me
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: on Twitter about something. He's like, you know, it was
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: all about that Honey Boo Boo stuff or whatever, and
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: I remember dming him saying something along the lines of
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: truth be told, I've never seen the show right.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: And he couldn't believe it, and he's like, stop it.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: You talked about that show for two months straight, and
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: I go, yeah, it seemed like it would be a good.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Talking point, but I wouldn't watch that crap.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: But it all reminds me you talk about radio being
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: the frauds and fraud father or whatever. It all reminds
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: me of. I think I may have mentioned this out
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: of pod. Going to our Christmas party seven ninety the
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Ticket Christmas party at Cafe Bellisara, yeap in Parkland, and
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: you were the general manager also at the radio station
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: at that time. But Cafe Belisara, they did live spots
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: with Sid Row and they probably were a pretty decent advertiser.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, they were pretty good advertiser. Congratulations to Sid Rosenberg.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: He made it to the New York Radio Hall of Fame.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: How about that? He got inducted though, So.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: We go the Christmas party, the seven ninety the Ticket
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Christmas party is at Cafe Bellisara, and Sid's live spots
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: were always like, it's better than moderano, It's the best
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: meatball you'll ever have. And so now we're sitting there
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: at this Christmas party and it's me, you, Dan and Sid. Yeah,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: and Dan takes a couple of bites of this meatball
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: and he goes to Sid. He goes, what are you
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: talking about when you do these live spots about.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: How this is better than Moderano? And Sid looks around
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: like like only Sid can, Like is no one listening?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: He goes, My whole life is a lie.
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: I remember as clear as day, and it's such a
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: perfect that could be literally the tagline for any radio host.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Life is a lie.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: I've always marveled, like, do people really think that Michael
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Irving got Michael Irving?
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: That Stephen A.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Smith cares that much? When the Cowboys lose, you gotta
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: lean into your bits.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: You gotta lean in. Yes, some are.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Bits, though some are real. My love for avocado toast
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: is real. Yes, I love for aperol sprits may be
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: a little exaggerated.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm telling you I was always planning my last show.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: The last words of my mouth was going to be
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: a reveal that I was never a Jets fan.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: Just good for the show, right, It's.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Better content to be a long suffering Jets fan.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, in Miami, it was better content to be a
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: long set Now I am a long suffering Jet fan,
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: But I just thought it would be funny to tell people,
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: you know what, this entire time.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Love the Giants. That's great. My whole life's a lie. Yes,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: a great line.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Anyway, if there's something you want to hear on this podcast,
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: we're both well.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I'm back a little bit for the summer. I'm going again.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: I'm going out of town again in August.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: For several weeks you were talking about the lead singer
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: of Chicago that Chicago might get me out to uh
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: to Where were your Salt Lake? No, we were in
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Lake Tahoe, Lake Tahoe. I'm going to Park City. I'm
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: going to Park City, Utah in August. And I just
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: bought tickets a couple of days ago for Rick Springfield
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: was in concert right where we're staying in Park City.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I mean Rick Springfield.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: And I was told it was Totally's staying on my
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: floor in the place.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: That I'm staying at. Wow. Wow, I mean Jesse's girl.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, there is no better. That's crazy. Anyway. How
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: do you know he's staying on your floor?
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: I mean because the person who's giving me the apartment.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Is friendly with the person who runs the building.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: And God, he was the one who gave me the
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: heads up that Hey, Springfield's going to be playing. There's
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: like a little amphitheater right next to the place, and
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know that's I get that that's my head's
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: up that Rick Springfield will be on the floor, and
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I kind of feel like that's got to be a
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: hall pass for LORI, right, even though the guy's seventy eight.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: I mean Trick Springfield. I mean I can't be past that, right,
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: if she hooks up with Brick Springfield.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I can't be angry at that, can I?
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: And she can't blame you if you hook up with
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Brick Springfield, true, Right, that's how Ameriage with Brick who
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: is uh?
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: She always said that her one hall pass would be
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: John bon Jovi. Now I don't know if that holds
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: up today because he doesn't look as great as he
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: used to look.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Right, she went spring to him? Right?
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: I think mine used to be called Electra. I just
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: thought Carmen Electra was perfect. But I have, over the
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: last four weeks, set a record for number of times
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: one person can watch The Housemaid on HBO? Have you
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: have you seen this movie with Sydney Sweeney. I think
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: I have set a record, Like I think I could
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: be in the Guinness Book of World Record for number
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: of times one person has watched The Housemaid with Sydney Sweeney.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: What are you doing all you watch it?
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Just wondering where all the years went, wondering where time,
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: wondering where time has gone?
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: Oh God, that's you're responsible for.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: It's the most it's the most streamed movie in HBO
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: history stream at one House and then Little Loop sky Hawk. Anyway,
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: this summer we'll do more more podcast episodes because we're
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: both back. So if there's something you want to hear,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: dm me on Instagram, Radio Mark Hakman on Instagram.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: You could d m me. Uh.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: If you would be a mench, go to Horsemuffins dot com.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Get yourself a little something.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: You can support the Hawkman kid as he makes his
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  Speaker 2: way in the world and get some cool merch.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I think he's created some really cool merch. That's horse
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: that you. Yes, and uh, I think that's about it right?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: All right? Yeah? Doing nicknames? Or should we give that
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: a rest for the summer? You can?
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Uh, why why give it a rest in the summer.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, let's let's finish it off.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, you radio creature of habit you.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised you would even say let's finish the show
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: any other way.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Well, my creature of habit is to really abandon things
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: after a while. I do that, and for for twenty
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: five years of doing radio, it's like all of a sudden,
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: something just disappears because I've lost interest in it. Sure,
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: all right, Taylor, I'll leave it up to Taylor.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: It's all right, Taylor. Nicknames, all right? Three nicknames?
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Stu Gotts has to uh has to be able to
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: recite three athletes. He's better at nicknames than anyone in
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: sports media.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: What are you doing there?
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Because the first one that came up is Tommy Heinsen.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Remember him from the Celtics. Yes, he was great. He
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: also did uh he was an analyst for a while.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have any idea what his name was? His
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: nickname was? What was it?
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: A ac.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: What ack a ck a act?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Terrible? Terrible? Oscar Robertson big out, all right? Very good?
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Or land to Algegary big out? Should we give you
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: to there? Hank Goldberg the Hammer.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: I'm doing radio nicknames now, Jeff the four Default or
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: do you guys knock the guys knocking him out?
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: What was Mandage? Mandage? You have a nickname? Mad dog,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Mad Dog. That's right, Joe row big dog. It's crazy.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Guy's knocking him down. Who am I missing?
• 46:40
  Speaker 12: Steve Goldstein, gold Toby, Jonathan Grunfast, you got that right.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Brilliant, brilliant. Four people understood that joke, and that's we're
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: ending the pot. That was brilliant, Thank it with Stu
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Gots and Hawkman