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Things That Must Go From April 15th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Begs that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, our dear friends
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  Speaker 2: of the program, things that you must have. You got
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  Speaker 2: to get him out of your life, got to get
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: him go, go go. So you think I know I'll do.
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: I'll send my gripe to Radio from Hell and maybe
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: if they read it on the air, it'll go go away,
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: or it might make you feel better anyway. So send
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: your muscos to Radio from Hell at x ninety six
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  Speaker 2: dot com. Put musco in the subject line and we'll
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: try to get to it and read it on the radio.
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: Uh you want to go first.
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  Speaker 3: Gina, Sure? This from Tony, Good Morning Radio from Hell.
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: My things that must go are the motor of my
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: electric lawnmower going put when I only got halfway done
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: with my backyard. The Arcade bar Downtown Quarters being flooded
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: because of pipe burst on State and Broadway. I saw
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  Speaker 3: video of this over the weekend. A mess this past Saturday.
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: It caused disruptions and track schedules that night and into Sunday,
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: and going to the bar to play trivia. But it's
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  Speaker 3: rock and bingo bingo with songs instead of numbers, and
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  Speaker 3: the people who won prizes happen to be at the
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: same table for a birthday party. It's very suss. Thanks
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  Speaker 3: for letting me listen to Good Morning Lords. My thing
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  Speaker 3: that must go is people who think they can see
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: through a fogged window in the car. And I include
• 1:25
  Speaker 3: myself in this issue because I'm guilty of doing that
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  Speaker 3: yesterday and almost got into a crash because of it.
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  Speaker 3: People don't be like me. Make sure your windows in
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  Speaker 3: your car are fogged or frosted before you start driving.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for letting me listen. And finally, this from Lance Gina.
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  Speaker 3: I loved your rant regarding the rampant impoliteness of people,
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: even significant others. It was and I do not use
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: this word loosely epic. You speak for so many of
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  Speaker 3: us that just need a few people in our circle
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  Speaker 3: or on our side. It was so good I had
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  Speaker 3: to play it for my girlfriend as it was a
• 1:53
  Speaker 3: reminder to each of us that we are all in
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  Speaker 3: this together and on each other's side always, even in
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  Speaker 3: times of difficulty or disagreement. It especially in times like these,
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: peace and love.
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  Speaker 2: So what must go?
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  Speaker 3: People scoff loud deep exhale of disagreement, derision or discussed
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  Speaker 3: at something I just said, especially when I'm in a
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  Speaker 3: serious conversation and clearly not joking around.
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  Speaker 2: Love you lords. I'll go next?
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  Speaker 3: Is that it?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, let's see. Oh, I got a couple of my
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  Speaker 2: own first, So I bought a couple of buzzballs yesterday
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  Speaker 2: at the at the liquor store. And what must go
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  Speaker 2: with a buzzball? I mean, I'm very I really get
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  Speaker 2: a kick out of them. But you open it, it's
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  Speaker 2: just little. It's like the size of a tennis ball,
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  Speaker 2: the same shape, and you open it and you drink
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  Speaker 2: it down, but there's a little tiny bit left in
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  Speaker 2: there all the time, and no matter what you do,
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  Speaker 2: you can't quite get that little little last bit of
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  Speaker 2: liquid out of it. You can, even then it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: want to come out of the buzzball. And also the
• 2:59
  Speaker 2: other thing that must go is when you go to
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: the bathroom at the movie theater and you have to
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  Speaker 2: go into the stall, you know, and then when you
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  Speaker 2: come out of the out of the stall and you
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  Speaker 2: come out of the bathroom and you don't realize there's
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  Speaker 2: a big hunk of toilet paper stuck to your shoe
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  Speaker 2: and you're you're dragging it kind of behind you. Oh
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  Speaker 2: that must go. Let's see this one's feel free to
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  Speaker 2: use my name. I have a few things that desperately
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  Speaker 2: need to disappear. First, resealable bag. Oh this happened to
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: me yesterday. Resealable bags that say tear here, but when
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  Speaker 2: you tear there, it's still sealed. Then you have to
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  Speaker 2: get the scissors and you cut as close to the
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  Speaker 2: resealable part to open it, and it still doesn't seem
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  Speaker 2: to want to open, so you cut, and then you
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  Speaker 2: end up cutting the resealable seal so that it doesn't work.
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: A second, when you send a code to log into
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  Speaker 2: a site and a new window pops up that says
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  Speaker 2: enter code here, so you you start to enter it,
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  Speaker 2: but it doesn't show up because you have to click
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  Speaker 2: on the box first. Why doesn't the cursor automatically show up?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, they're asking you to type something. It's so annoying.
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  Speaker 2: On the plus side, however, I am beginning to understand
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  Speaker 2: why Jane Jetson needed a maid to press buttons for
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  Speaker 2: her all day. And lastly, and I know this was
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: talked about a few weeks ago, but what needs to
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: go is no one bringing up that truth or consequences
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: as a major theme and setting for a two part
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: Doctor Who episode that's very spun. Am I the only
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  Speaker 2: ultra geek out there?
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  Speaker 1: Apparently?
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  Speaker 2: Anyway? Thanks for listening, Thanks for letting me listen. Rebecca Captain,
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  Speaker 2: United Federations, a Planet's Jedi Master, And finally this one,
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  Speaker 2: please make these things go. Jim Bridger discovered the Great
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: Salt Lake billboards must go. Yeah. Native people lived in
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  Speaker 2: Utah well before Jim Bridger arrived, and I'm willing to
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  Speaker 2: bet at least one or two of them somehow stumbled
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  Speaker 2: across the Great Salt Lake at some point before Jim
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  Speaker 2: Bridger ever showed up, saying Jim Bridger discovered the Great
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  Speaker 2: Salt Lake is a slap in the face to the
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  Speaker 2: Native people who have inhabited Utah for thousands of years.
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  Speaker 1: That's called rage bait, and you're falling for it.
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  Speaker 2: Also, please make me in God, but the in God
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  Speaker 2: we Trust license plates go away. I know that Utah
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  Speaker 2: is not the only state that offers in God we
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  Speaker 2: Trust plates, but don't people know that in God we trust?
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  Speaker 2: As Our national motto was adopted in nineteen fifty six
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  Speaker 2: as a result of the Red Scare and McCarthyism. The
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  Speaker 2: events associated with adopting the in God we Trust are
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  Speaker 2: hardly the finest hours of our nation, and I liked
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  Speaker 2: it much better here in Utah when we could at
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  Speaker 2: least pretend that we're not part of a theocracy. Please,
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  Speaker 2: for the love of God, make the in God we
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  Speaker 2: trust the license plates go away, and finally, overtly, anatomically
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  Speaker 2: correct jet skier graphics on some gas pumps at stations
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  Speaker 2: must go. I have no idea. I recognize the phallic
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  Speaker 2: symbolism associated with filling the gas tank, but still gassing
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  Speaker 2: up a car should not be an erotic experience. Please
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: make these graphics go away. Thanks for letting me listen, Jared, Jared,
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  Speaker 2: I think you ought to seek help.
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  Speaker 1: I've not seen those cherry because I have electric cars.
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: Let's see. Good morning, Lords of Radio. My thing that
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  Speaker 1: must go is the lines always being full when it's
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: time to call to play Frank Christ beat Gina, the
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: Boner recap game. All throughout spring break, I've tried to
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: call to play be Gina and hopefully get MEWS tickets
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  Speaker 1: for my dad's birthday, and every single day I run
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  Speaker 1: into the lines are full. Sound is my stream off
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  Speaker 1: by five minutes or something. I don't know, but whatever
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  Speaker 1: it is, please make it go away. It could be
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  Speaker 1: that your stream is delayed. That's why we always say.
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  Speaker 3: That the radio is.
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  Speaker 1: The best way to go. Let's see also, let's see
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: this one from somebody else. The crippling anxiety and existential
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: dread roller coaster I've been on since January twentieth, twenty
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: twenty five. This one from Shannon. I can't for the
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: life of me where to put this comment, so hopefully
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  Speaker 1: this will work. Things that must go. Single old ladies
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: that make themselves in charge of the HOA and make
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  Speaker 1: rules that only benefit themselves so that she can give
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  Speaker 1: out warnings and fines to all the neighbors when they
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  Speaker 1: are broken. I will put my garbage can where I
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  Speaker 1: have for the last three years. Thank you. The fact
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: that you create rules just to benefit you must go.
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: And let's see this one from Sleepless in Sandy. The
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  Speaker 1: last water bottles in the case that gets stuck in
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  Speaker 1: the corners. I end up flipping the whole case inside
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  Speaker 1: out to get them. And also my thing that must go,
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  Speaker 1: short and sweet, you all joking about retiring, please stop it.
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  Speaker 1: With all that is happening in the world today. I
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  Speaker 1: just can't take it. Okay, please make it go. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not you guys. The joking about going must go as
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: always sleepless and Sandy, Oh sleepless, If only we were
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  Speaker 1: joking thinks that must go on the radio
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  Speaker 3: Show