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What is something you always have at home because of your job? · Anele and the Club on 947

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  Speaker 1: Wake up with a bang.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, wake up!
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  Speaker 1: On LA and the club. On 947.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday at 7 o'clock we were starting a conversation and
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  Speaker 3: then we got interrupted by a voice that came in
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  Speaker 3: about the lady who was pet sitting and then the
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  Speaker 3: dog died as she was pet sitting the owners on
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  Speaker 3: holiday overseas should she tell them. So we kind of
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  Speaker 3: like dropped what we were conversating I mean talking about
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  Speaker 3: and then.
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  Speaker 2: To speak about this pet issue.
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  Speaker 3: Now we want to talk about what we were talking
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  Speaker 3: about yesterday at 7 o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: Will you allow us?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we will allow you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fine.
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  Speaker 3: What do you have a lot of at your house
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  Speaker 3: purely because of your job?
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  Speaker 2: Do you have a lot of masks or gloves because
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  Speaker 2: you are a doctor?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yesterday, that's how the conversation started. You were talking
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  Speaker 4: about lanyards, right? And how many lanyards you end up
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  Speaker 4: having if you do a lot of events or go to.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of places.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I think I have over a thousand lanyards.
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  Speaker 1: That's wild.
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  Speaker 2: I know. And it's just that thing. He's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: but I mean, this was Global Citizen. I want to
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  Speaker 2: keep it.
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  Speaker 5: It's like ticket stubs, right? Like in the old days,
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  Speaker 5: you used to get ticket stubs. I mean, you don't anymore.
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  Speaker 5: But I mean, and speaking of those old days, I've
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  Speaker 5: still got so many USBs. Because when we used to
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  Speaker 5: go to press conferences or whatever, they'd be like the
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  Speaker 5: media releases on a USB.
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  Speaker 2: And then you got so many.
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  Speaker 4: But that's a good question. So what do you have
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  Speaker 4: because of your job? Like if you're a nurse, do
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  Speaker 4: you have a lot of gloves? You know, you just
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  Speaker 4: happen to have things because of the kind of work
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  Speaker 4: you do.
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  Speaker 3: Like if you are a baker … You've got like
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  Speaker 3: a lot of toppings.
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  Speaker 2: Like, you know, like those.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, those little sprinkles and the colors.
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  Speaker 3: And then there's those silver little bolikis and the little
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  Speaker 3: papers that you put cupcakes in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There's just some things you have a lot of in
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  Speaker 3: your house if.
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  Speaker 2: That is your profession.
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  Speaker 6: I've got so many notebooks I could start a school.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 6: And those, you know, those pens made out of paper
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  Speaker 6: or whatever. Those recyclable... Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They're usually brown with a black top.
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  Speaker 6: Guys, if I opened a school today, the parents would
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  Speaker 6: not have to pay for textbooks. What? Well, they pay
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  Speaker 6: for textbooks, but exercise books I've got. Just hand out
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  Speaker 6: a notebook.
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  Speaker 1: And pens.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But those I buy.
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  Speaker 7: 011-8838-947.
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  Speaker 3: What do you have a lot of in your house
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  Speaker 3: because of your job?
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  Speaker 2: Frankie, you're laughing in a mischievous manner. What are you
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  Speaker 2: going to say?
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say awards, but that's a different conversation.
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  Speaker 4: That's not what you're asking.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it is what it is, Frankie.
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  Speaker 1: It's your birthday.
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  Speaker 2: We'll allow you to flex. I mean... Just flex, Frankie.
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  Speaker 3: When excellence is not an act, but I have it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Frankie, which award are you most proud of?
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  Speaker 1: The SAFTA for my singer season. Oh, really? There you go.
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  Speaker 2: Rose and Oaks, we don't deal in humility. Boom. 084-00-00947.
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  Speaker 3: Catch Mossing on SMBC2, 7 o'clock on Saturdays.
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  Speaker 2: It's currently on Netflix.
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  Speaker 7: Boom.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: In your face.
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  Speaker 6: I'm an Uber driver and trust me, you guys leave
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  Speaker 6: a lot of stuff in our cars.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking lip gloss, lipsticks.
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  Speaker 3: I have so much overalls, overall jackets and pants and
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  Speaker 3: safety boots for days.
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  Speaker 2: Like, they get new ones every year.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I've been working in the industry for 16 years,
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  Speaker 3: so I've just got gang of it.
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  Speaker 2: I work in finance, but all I have is a
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  Speaker 2: lot of debt.
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  Speaker 1: Lady with the overalls, what do you do?
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  Speaker 2: She didn't tell us what she does.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't say what, you said in the industry, but
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  Speaker 1: what do you do?
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  Speaker 2: She's a painter.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to say engineer or something.
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  Speaker 2: Engineer, quantity surveyor.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Girl, tell us, what do you do? Offense, are you
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  Speaker 2: in Riddiport? Good morning.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Morning, Offense.
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  Speaker 3: Tell us what you have a lot of in your
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  Speaker 3: house and we'll guess what you are.
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  Speaker 7: Okay. So, guys, I run a small business, right? And
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  Speaker 7: on Sunday, we were cleaning up. We saw cunts. And
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  Speaker 7: I found a lot of dessert cups.
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  Speaker 2: Dessert cups. You're a caterer.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 2: You won't find glasses because we broke those.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, after the event... I come back with one or
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  Speaker 7: two missing but dessert cups guys they are overflowing and.
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  Speaker 4: Is it is it the so dessert cups I presume
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  Speaker 4: those little cardboard ones.
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  Speaker 3: Right no it's the little white ones that look like
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  Speaker 3: you make souffle in.
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  Speaker 7: Them yeah the ones that look like it's cloth so
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  Speaker 7: that you can see your dessert in there yes Those
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  Speaker 7: cute ones.
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  Speaker 3: And then they've got like a detail outside of them,
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  Speaker 3: like these grooves that look like waves outside.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Are they printed? Why do you have so many extras?
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  Speaker 7: I have so many extras because some customers, they would
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  Speaker 7: say add dessert and then they change their mind. No,
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  Speaker 7: actually don't.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because by dessert, people are drinking. They don't want anything sweet.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, they don't want that. Or the customer will be like,
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  Speaker 7: the economy, please, let's leave that. Just bring us a peach.
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  Speaker 3: No one is going to miss some custard and canned peaches.
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  Speaker 1: Come on.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a lot of people, you know, even with
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  Speaker 7: your bag, you want some sweet stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Greedy.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Faisal. Let's go to Simpiwe. Simpiwe, you're in Rudapur.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you have a lot of, and we'll guess
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  Speaker 2: what profession you're in.
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  Speaker 7: I have a lot of access cards.
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  Speaker 1: Access cards? Yes. You're a thief. Ocean's Eleven.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 2: I wish. What do you do?
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  Speaker 7: I'm an auditor. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: So a lot of companies give you access because every
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  Speaker 3: three months you're auditing a new company.
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  Speaker 7: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever tried to go use.
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  Speaker 3: Your cards in other companies that you're no longer working for?
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  Speaker 7: No, you have so much trauma, you don't even want
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  Speaker 7: to see it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow. You're just like, I never want to see
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  Speaker 2: those people again.
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  Speaker 4: But does that thing not give you access to the parking?
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  Speaker 4: Because that would be useful if you could just park
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  Speaker 4: all around town.
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  Speaker 7: No, unfortunately not. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So what are you hoping to do with those cards?
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  Speaker 7: I have no idea. I think I'm going to frame them.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, that's an idea. Like, make like an art piece.
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  Speaker 1: Like a montage against the wall.
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  Speaker 3: And then of all the times you made people cry.
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  Speaker 7: I don't make people cry.
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  Speaker 2: They don't cry in front of.
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  Speaker 6: You, babe.
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  Speaker 2: They go into the bathroom and they let it ride.