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DONKEY: Florida Man Barges Into Stranger’s Home Claiming He’s A Ghost; ‘You Can’t See Me’ · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: This, don't be a dunkey, because right now you want
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  Speaker 1: some gal, It's time for Donkey of the Day.
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  Speaker 2: So if you ever feel I need to be a
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  Speaker 2: donky man with the heat, doesn't I had become Donkey
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  Speaker 2: of the day the breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 1: Bitch it, you're a donkey, Mike, Come on, Red, there
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  Speaker 1: you go.
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  Speaker 3: Donkey today from Monday, June fifth goes to a man
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  Speaker 3: in Fort Meyer's, Florida named Kevin. Now, what does your
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  Speaker 3: uncle Shawla always say about the great state of Florida?
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  Speaker 3: Say it with me, people, they're crazy as people in
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  Speaker 3: America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and
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  Speaker 3: today's donkey of today is no different. Now, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if this man's name is actually Kevin, but that's
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  Speaker 3: what he said his name was, and I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if that's really his name, because this man made some
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  Speaker 3: other claims that make me feel like I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if we could believe anything that comes out of his mouth.
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  Speaker 3: And because this man is just running around saying things
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  Speaker 3: that we don't know if we can believe, we the
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  Speaker 3: people need to get this man off the street and
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  Speaker 3: get him some help. Now I know what you're saying.
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  Speaker 3: I know what you're saying, Charlamagne. Since when do you
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  Speaker 3: want to get people from floor to some help? Well,
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  Speaker 3: I should let you know the severity of the level
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  Speaker 3: of donkey we are dealing with. Would you like to
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  Speaker 3: know what Kevin's claims were, Let's go to NBC two
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  Speaker 3: for the report.
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  Speaker 4: Please here at the McCastle in household on Shadowy Road,
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  Speaker 4: it was all but a typical Thursday evening.
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  Speaker 5: We were eating dinner with myself and my two daughters
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  Speaker 5: and we heard a noise at the door.
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  Speaker 4: Oh but nobody was knocking. Instead, this random man was
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  Speaker 4: inviting himself in for a bite to eat. Brian got
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  Speaker 4: up from the table and found this guy standing right
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  Speaker 4: in his living room.
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  Speaker 1: He was in he was in the house.
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  Speaker 5: He started telling me that he was a ghost and
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  Speaker 5: that I shouldn't be able to see him.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, this guy thought he was a ghost.
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  Speaker 5: He was shocked that I could see him, thought he
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  Speaker 5: was walking around and that nobody could see him.
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  Speaker 4: Brian is barely able to believe what he's seeing.
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  Speaker 5: I could tell his behavior was not normal. Who knows
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  Speaker 5: what this person might do? You know, if they had
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  Speaker 5: a chance to think.
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  Speaker 4: After causing this scene inside, this guy who claims his
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  Speaker 4: name is Kevin, came running outside to where a crew
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  Speaker 4: was cutting down a tree. He hopped up in one
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  Speaker 4: of their trucks and locked himself inside. So at this point,
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  Speaker 4: this man barged into Brian's home. He thinks he's a ghost,
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  Speaker 4: and now he's locked inside a tree cruise truck.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's all wild.
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  Speaker 4: After coaxing the man for a while, the tree trimers
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  Speaker 4: were finally able to get him out, where he then
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  Speaker 4: took off wearing nothing but his bathing suit.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you something, man, if you come to
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  Speaker 3: my house with a bathing suit, no shoes or anything
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  Speaker 3: else on, and I'm in there eating with my daughters
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  Speaker 3: and you are advancing into my house, you get into
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  Speaker 3: my house and you claim to be a ghost, I
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  Speaker 3: promise I'm gonna make your claim come true.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: You may not have been a ghost when you entered,
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  Speaker 3: but you shall be a ghost when you leave.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, if you die, slow my full four.
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  Speaker 3: Make sure all your kids don't grow Look, man, here's
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  Speaker 3: the thing I know this man is probably dealing with
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  Speaker 3: some form of mental illness. Within that moment when someone
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  Speaker 3: invades the peace that is your house. You in there
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  Speaker 3: with your kids. The first law of nature is self preservation.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta protect me in mind. And at this point
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what your angle is, but if you
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  Speaker 3: come in talking about you a ghost, I don't have
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  Speaker 3: no choice but to defend myself because you might be
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  Speaker 3: trying to make me one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I don't know if you're a friendly ghost or
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  Speaker 1: a demon. We don't know.
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  Speaker 3: If you cast for Freddy Krueger, slim Off some and
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  Speaker 3: Maria Morgan from the Ring, you're breaking somebody's house talking
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  Speaker 3: about you a ghost, then you deserve to get sent
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  Speaker 3: to your makeup and become the ghost of Christmas past.
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  Speaker 3: They said he was wearing nothing but a bathing suit,
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  Speaker 3: no shoes or anything else. You know, another way to
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  Speaker 3: look at it.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a ghost, that's a crackhead.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, maybe mathit all right, Maybe bath salts, maybe finty
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  Speaker 3: beauty by fifty, I mean Fenton al All I'm saying is.
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  Speaker 1: I know drughead behavior when I hear it.
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  Speaker 3: This man was feeling for a hit, so he was
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  Speaker 3: doing what drugheads do, breaking and entering and stealing stuff,
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  Speaker 3: looking to make money to get his next hit. See
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  Speaker 3: what happened is he didn't expect for these people to
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  Speaker 3: be home. And I have to commend the father here
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  Speaker 3: because he knows rule number one when dealing with a
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  Speaker 3: full blown crackhead.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you must remain calm, all right.
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  Speaker 3: It's like if you saw a bear or ladies, when
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  Speaker 3: you see that guy you left on reed, Claudia, you
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  Speaker 3: can you understand that, right?
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  Speaker 1: You just just remain calm, that's all.
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  Speaker 3: But the moment Kevin realized he wasn't invisible and could
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  Speaker 3: be seen, that's when he knew maybe, just maybe, he
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  Speaker 3: probably was still high.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yes, this man was clearly.
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  Speaker 3: Still under the influence, because whenever I'm high, you can't
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  Speaker 3: tell me I don't have superpowers like invisibility or mind reading.
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  Speaker 1: But that's a whole other topic. Now.
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  Speaker 3: I agree that we need to find this man some help, right,
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  Speaker 3: but first we have to find him. So they are
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  Speaker 3: asking if you have any information that might help investigators.
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  Speaker 3: You can submit an anonymous tip to SWFL crime stoppers
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  Speaker 3: are call one eight hundred seven eight old tips. But
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  Speaker 3: I am a person who loves to see things from
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  Speaker 3: both sides, and I've lived long enough to know to
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  Speaker 3: always be skeptical. But listen, So Kevin says he's a ghost.
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  Speaker 3: I take a step back. I think to myself, what
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  Speaker 3: if we are the ones trip? What if he's not
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  Speaker 3: a crackhead and he is indeed a ghost? Who you
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  Speaker 3: gonna call.
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  Speaker 1: Strange? That's all I'm saying, who you gonna call that's right?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he identifies as a ghost. Maybe he identifies as
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  Speaker 1: a ghost. Satisfaction the right? That's right? Or what you're
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  Speaker 1: absolutely right?
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  Speaker 3: Please give this man who identifies as a ghost, Kevin
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  Speaker 3: the big as he huh, all right, and we can't
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  Speaker 3: deny him. If he wants to identify as a ghost.
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  Speaker 3: Who are we to say he can't be a ghost?
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  Speaker 4: What does it end?
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  Speaker 1: Though? I don't know. That's a question crazy? That a
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  Speaker 1: good question.
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  Speaker 6: Well, thank you for that, donkey of today. Shout out
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  Speaker 6: to be Et. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Piece BT's
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  Speaker 6: you know yours.
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  Speaker 1: I have a gambling problem, so it's always at the
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  Speaker 1: christ I'm really starting to believe you. You think these
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  Speaker 1: are jokes. You sure you're not related to Michael. I
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  Speaker 1: might be. I'm a known face at every single casino.
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  Speaker 1: Not for my twenty five years in the business. It's
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  Speaker 1: for my gambling. Do you win? Though?
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's about the adrenaline rush, and we don't judge me.
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  Speaker 1: I feel you're judging me with your judgmental eyes right now.
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  Speaker 1: I feel you look look at me like that.
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