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DONKEY: Chuck Schumer Farts On The Senate Floor · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the day. You're a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of donkeys out here. Donk you today called donkey of
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  Speaker 1: the day. It really caught me off.
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  Speaker 2: Guards we live a life where we might are talking
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  Speaker 2: based off who we may have finished.
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  Speaker 1: You never would say anything. You are a donkey. That
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  Speaker 1: is why Charlamage is some donkey. Today's just saw themselves
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  Speaker 1: the breakfast club. Okay, Charlamagne, who can give a donkey
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  Speaker 1: of the day too?
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  Speaker 3: The day?
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  Speaker 2: Well, donkey today for Thursday of July sixteenth, go was
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  Speaker 2: the Senator Chuck Schumer. Now, for the last several years,
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  Speaker 2: it seems like the conversation around age limits for elected officials.
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  Speaker 1: Has gotten louder and louder and louder.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, from a roof Bae to Ginsburg, to Joe Biden
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  Speaker 2: to now current President Trump.
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  Speaker 1: How old is too old has been the question of
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  Speaker 1: the day.
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  Speaker 2: And it's not agism, people, Okay, folks, just want to
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  Speaker 2: know that you can maintain the mental and physical fitness
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  Speaker 2: to government.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Listen, we all know governing is a very stressful
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  Speaker 1: hire in g job, all right.
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  Speaker 2: As a voter, a citizen of these here United States
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  Speaker 2: of America, we have concerns. We don't trust that senior
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  Speaker 2: citizens have what it takes to properly governed. Okay, we
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  Speaker 2: have concerns about the physical and mental toll that role
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  Speaker 2: of an elected official takes on the elderly.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So one of the reasons I think it should be
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  Speaker 2: a maximum age limit is because it will restore public
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  Speaker 2: trust in seventy five year old Chuck Schumer, who I've
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  Speaker 2: been saying should step aside, just allegedly did something that
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  Speaker 2: is not going to restore trust in old politicians anytime soon. See,
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  Speaker 2: Chuck Schumer was airing out his grievances over Trump's Iran war,
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  Speaker 2: and then out of the blue, something happened that was
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  Speaker 2: out of his control. Chuck Schumer decided to air off
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  Speaker 2: the Senate floor with a fart. Yes, ask gas hippy,
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  Speaker 2: get my thoughts ready. We'd give me some forts there
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  Speaker 2: you go. Okay, ass gas booty duty a biscuits. Let's
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  Speaker 2: go to Wilkane Country podcast before the report.
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  Speaker 3: Please, this is going to be Chuck Schumer reportedly farting
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  Speaker 3: on the floor of the Senate.
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  Speaker 1: We need a.
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  Speaker 4: Complete investigation that's independent now on Iran and the NDAA.
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  Speaker 4: When all the Trump administration.
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  Speaker 1: Bro Wait, that's real. We played again.
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  Speaker 3: I want the first two things that give it credibility
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  Speaker 3: for me. That's a genuine sound in a lot of ways,
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  Speaker 3: including the volume of it. It wasn't too loud, he's staying,
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  Speaker 3: I know. That's why I'm always and his pause helps
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  Speaker 3: the pause.
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  Speaker 4: We need a complete investigation that's independent now on Iran
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  Speaker 4: and the NDAA. When all the Trump administrations he does.
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  Speaker 2: Smirk administration, he does a little laugh of the god
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  Speaker 2: damn Chuck, all right, that's not that like the rules
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  Speaker 2: back was about to start playing. All right, I encourage
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  Speaker 2: you all to go watch the video because not only
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  Speaker 2: did Chuck Schumer smile okay, when that but trumpet.
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  Speaker 1: Started to play, he lifted up off his feet like this. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he looked it up.
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  Speaker 2: Feel like he was trying to peek over a gate. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: and yes, I know. Oh the people fart without knowing it?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Why does this happen?
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  Speaker 2: Because the muscles that control the boomkie can weekend with age,
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  Speaker 2: all right, When them muscles not as tight, they might
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  Speaker 2: open the release gas without the elderly feeling. It happened,
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  Speaker 2: and let that ladies in ghettlement is why Chuck Schumer
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  Speaker 2: is getting donky today. Okay, listen, I'm a person who
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  Speaker 2: doesn't fart in his clothes, so I'm judging that as well.
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  Speaker 2: But Chuck Schumer, well, first of all, I'm not lying
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  Speaker 2: because I'm still at the age where I can control
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  Speaker 2: farting in my clothes. Okay, Chuck Schumer clearly cannot. And
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  Speaker 2: that's why we are gathered here today because America has
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  Speaker 2: no choice but to treat Congress like a retirement community,
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  Speaker 2: because Congress is by far the world's most expensive assisted
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  Speaker 2: living facility. The average age of the Senate, I think,
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  Speaker 2: is about sixty five. Some of the oldest members are
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  Speaker 2: in their eighties and nineties. Chuck Grassley of Iowa is
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  Speaker 2: ninety two.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine what he does in his pants and doesn't even know?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Bernie said, this is eighty three. McConnell.
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  Speaker 2: We don't even know if he's alive, all right, Lindsey Graham,
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  Speaker 2: just die.
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  Speaker 1: This isn't about a fart.
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  Speaker 2: It's about one system where people stay in office so
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  Speaker 2: long that every viral moment like this turns into another
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  Speaker 2: debate about whether it's time for them to pass the torch. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: the age thing is such a distraction. Imagine giving a
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  Speaker 2: speech about the Iran war and the only thing people
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  Speaker 2: are talking about is the bomb that dropped out of
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  Speaker 2: your bunkie. Okay, A botching, a barking couch frog jumped
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  Speaker 2: out of your bunkie, and that is the headline of
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  Speaker 2: your speech. Okay, listen. The Moraller story is this, We
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  Speaker 2: need younger leaders in office, all right. They create better
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  Speaker 2: generational balance, all right. Older law makers hold seats for decades,
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  Speaker 2: and as you can see, they fought in them, and
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  Speaker 2: that smell makes it hard for new voices to enter
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  Speaker 2: the system. Okay. Younger elected officials will inspire other young
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  Speaker 2: people to vote and join the political process. We don't
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  Speaker 2: need Chuck Shumer okay, dropping nukes on the Senate floor,
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  Speaker 2: and yes that was a nuke because there was just
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  Speaker 2: a little fallout, all right.
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  Speaker 1: It's just another moment that.
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  Speaker 2: Reminds we the people that our political leadership is not
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  Speaker 2: only full of what has been around so long that
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  Speaker 2: social media is debating whether that was a Senate speech
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  Speaker 2: or a commercial for medicare. Please give Sinna the Chuck
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  Speaker 2: Schumer the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, you are the dog Gee.
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  Speaker 1: Of the day, the dogee.
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  Speaker 2: Ye. Poor god Man, poor God. Just another example of
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  Speaker 2: why we need new leadership.
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  Speaker 1: Because he foughted coyl.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, because he's seventy five years old and he farted
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  Speaker 2: on the Senate floor.
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  Speaker 1: That's why. I don't know if it was a age.
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  Speaker 1: But what I'm saying, like, why why do we care?
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  Speaker 1: Why we cared this nigga fun?
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  Speaker 2: Because it's just more proof that he's too old to
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  Speaker 2: be serving Because older people fart and don't know it people.
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  Speaker 2: That's why people, That's why people have been having this
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  Speaker 2: discussion about our elected officials being too old.
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  Speaker 1: This is just another example of him being too old.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like you fell asleep at the night.
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  Speaker 1: That happens too. Have you been paying attention to our
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  Speaker 1: elected officials lately? Sleep? That's why they used to call
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  Speaker 1: sleep with jokes falling asleep too. Yes, you don't even
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  Speaker 1: know if Mitch McConnell is alive. Okay, that's Mitch McConnell,
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  Speaker 1: this nigga fun. Lindsey Graham just died over the weekend, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: He rest in peace like that, He went to glory,
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  Speaker 2: like he did what he was supposed to be Chuck Schumer.
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  Speaker 2: Farting is just another example of our elected officials being
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  Speaker 2: too old.
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  Speaker 1: Yo, I just got on the floor in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of his speech. You're not supposed to do. Should he
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  Speaker 1: sposted a whole day? He could have held it for
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  Speaker 1: a minute or two. Yes, farting on the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the city floor and in the middle of a speech.
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  Speaker 1: But it seemed like he pushed it out though. That
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  Speaker 1: wasn't like a yes. He could wait for that. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you like, go watch the video. He got up
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  Speaker 1: on his got up on his feet like he was
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  Speaker 1: looking over a fence. He pushed that one out. All right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for that. Donkey of Today.
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