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Dyllan's friends finish every girls trip in the funniest way! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich. What's crackin' like? And this is
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  Speaker 2: the big boss dog, Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 3: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: Boom.
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  Speaker 4: What you gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: We not talkin' about Ren 1010.
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  Speaker 5: We not talkin' about Lassie.
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  Speaker 4: It's the one and only dog, y'all. The classiest Lassie.
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  Speaker 2: Big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. In your face to be
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  Speaker 2: and in the place to be. And you're listenin' to
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich. Wake your ass up.
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  Speaker 5: Today is National.
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  Speaker 2: Get Funky Day.
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  Speaker 6: Let's get funky, you guys, right now.
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  Speaker 2: I think we should. We should get funky. Is that funky?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 4: National Consignment Day. So if you got clothes to get
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  Speaker 4: rid of, get rid of those clothes. And it's also
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  Speaker 4: Do Something Nice Day.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that nice?
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  Speaker 7: That's our love update. Nick, our producer, I got to
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  Speaker 7: tell you guys something. I was reading something that he said.
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  Speaker 7: He says, what keeps you motivated? I got to tell you,
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  Speaker 7: he goes, I just hit my 50th Orange Theory class.
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  Speaker 5: And I went right away. He walked in. I go, hey, congratulations.
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  Speaker 5: That's awesome. 50 Orange Theory classes. And in the next slide,
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  Speaker 5: he goes, please do not celebrate me. Oh, sorry.
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  Speaker 8: No congrats? You know, everybody sees how fit and, you know,
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  Speaker 8: trim I am these days. So I don't need the extra,
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  Speaker 8: you know, extra cell.
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  Speaker 7: Think about this for a second. From what I know
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  Speaker 7: about you, Nick, don't you have like a torn meniscus?
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  Speaker 5: It's gone. It's... And eliminate it from your body.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I have nothing in my left knee except for bones.
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 5: And then when you take an Orange Theory class, you've
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  Speaker 5: got to run, you've got to do whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of running.
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  Speaker 8: And that's why I think I only have 50 classes
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  Speaker 8: because it takes me about three days to recover from
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  Speaker 8: the class prior.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy, dude, that you... Congratulations.
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  Speaker 6: I know, and you still do it.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty amazing.
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  Speaker 7: My God, Rich Torres' meniscus was out for like a month.
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  Speaker 7: Then you started using a crutch. So this guy's doing
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  Speaker 7: Orange Theory classes, Barra.
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  Speaker 2: Come on. Bitch gets leg replaced.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that takes a while to come back.
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  Speaker 8: But yeah, I think the thing with Orange Theory is like,
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  Speaker 8: I don't understand people who are like, I love working out. Like,
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  Speaker 8: because I enjoy Orange Theory just solely for the social
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  Speaker 8: aspect of it.
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  Speaker 2: Like, the people there, like, are all very nice and
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  Speaker 2: all very goal-oriented.
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  Speaker 8: I'm like, maybe hanging out with people who are goal-oriented
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  Speaker 8: will make me more goal-oriented.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, that's what they say, right?
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  Speaker 1: You are who you hang with.
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  Speaker 7: The next thing that you said was, hey, I went
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  Speaker 7: to Beer Fest at the Science Center.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm kind of like.
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  Speaker 7: Are you at Orange Theory so that you can go
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  Speaker 7: ahead and drink beer and not worry about it?
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  Speaker 8: Well, that's the argument I've had with my wife, too.
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  Speaker 8: And she was like, no. She was like, you would
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  Speaker 8: be doing the beer things... Regardless, she's like, so this
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  Speaker 8: is something that, you know, will will will trim you
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  Speaker 8: up with stuff that you're already doing in your normal.
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  Speaker 5: I see it. I think you look great. I think
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  Speaker 5: how much weight have you lost? You've got to know.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I know about it's about 20 pounds. Nice job.
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  Speaker 5: Nice job.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm I'm super stacked now, too. I've got real
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  Speaker 2: big muscles. Oh, yeah, I see your eight-pack poking through. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: everybody's like, dude, you got to buy bigger shirts. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me.
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  Speaker 7: So Nick is the producer of our show, but when
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  Speaker 7: you call our show, you also get Dylan. Dylan is
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  Speaker 7: the person who answers the phone. And I thought Dylan
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  Speaker 7: did something pretty clever that I've never really heard of before,
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  Speaker 7: but it sounds like it's kind of fun. And I
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  Speaker 7: thought maybe she can come and explain it, right?
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  Speaker 5: Because you were just in New York.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: And what did you guys do? How many friends of
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  Speaker 5: yours went to New York?
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  Speaker 6: We were in a group of seven.
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  Speaker 2: Dang.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: That's a lot of people. That's fun.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's nice because we travel well together and we've all
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  Speaker 3: known each other for years. My friend Alexia, I've known
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  Speaker 3: her since fourth grade. Some of you I've known since
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  Speaker 3: I was 12. So we just travel well in a pack.
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  Speaker 3: We're so used to it at this point.
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  Speaker 5: But what was the thing you did with your group chat?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we do this all the time. We've been
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  Speaker 3: doing this for years, but we'll do a do not open.
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  Speaker 3: group chat on snapchat usually so people just throughout the
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  Speaker 3: weekend will spam send a bunch of videos and pictures
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  Speaker 3: just whenever you think of it and nobody can open
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  Speaker 3: it nobody's allowed to until the end of the trip
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  Speaker 3: and then everybody sits down And you like cast it
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  Speaker 3: to the TV and then watch the group.
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  Speaker 7: I saw Kyle just spark up.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, we do it all the time. The do not open.
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  Speaker 3: And it's so fun because there's pictures, videos like there's
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  Speaker 3: always moments you forget about that are so funny. Like
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  Speaker 3: you will die laughing at least one or two times.
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  Speaker 7: But are you home from the trip and you all
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  Speaker 7: get together or it's the last night of the trip?
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  Speaker 5: So the trip's over.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, trip is over.
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  Speaker 5: Wait a couple of days, wait a week, wait a week.
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  Speaker 7: Probably the next day and you can get all 70
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  Speaker 7: guys together after traveling.
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  Speaker 3: Well we didn't have everybody so we have we all
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  Speaker 3: met up so we didn't have cassidy she's in boston
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  Speaker 3: emily's in dallas reese is in la so not.
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  Speaker 1: That i forgot reese is in la no i do
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  Speaker 1: i do like this trend i like that it's on
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  Speaker 1: snapchat i've seen like how a lot of bridal parties
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  Speaker 1: are doing that on their bachelorettes but i didn't realize
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  Speaker 1: that it was snapchat because that's so easy i mean
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  Speaker 1: you open up your app You record, you hit send,
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  Speaker 1: and then you forget about it.
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  Speaker 6: But then it goes away, right? You watch it once
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  Speaker 6: and it goes away?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You can save it.
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  Speaker 5: No, I want to save it, though.
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  Speaker 2: You can save it.
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  Speaker 4: You know what?
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  Speaker 6: It's kind of.
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  Speaker 5: Like the end of The Hangover.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: When they look at that last, they look at all
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  Speaker 7: their cameras.
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  Speaker 2: They finally found out what happened that week.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Exactly, but it's with video.
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  Speaker 5: Does anybody ever plant stuff?
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  Speaker 7: If I was doing that with my friend group, then
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  Speaker 7: there'd be like a funny body part in there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, all the time.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be like, and especially if we go out, it'll
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  Speaker 3: be like somebody blacked out and send something they don't remember.
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  Speaker 6: Like some picture of someone on the floor.
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  Speaker 3: Like there's always people playing.
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  Speaker 6: Cause you can send anything you want.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think that's your thing?
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  Speaker 4: Cause if I went out with my friends, the weekend
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  Speaker 4: would be like, Hey, did anybody take any pictures or anything?
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  Speaker 9: I feel like I would love if my friends and
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  Speaker 9: I did this, but it would be like, there's only
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  Speaker 9: two of us that actually document what we do. So
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  Speaker 9: it'd just be like, it'd just be like me and
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  Speaker 9: Michelle's roles.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's very fun, Dylan. By the way, Dylan got
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  Speaker 5: another job. She's not quitting. You're not quitting here, right?
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  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I did.
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  Speaker 5: What's your other job?
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  Speaker 3: I did get another job. It's at a clothing store
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  Speaker 3: called Rails in Kearland. I have worked three shifts so far.
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  Speaker 5: Is that where you do cocaine there?
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  Speaker 2: What? They do it in the back room every now
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  Speaker 2: and then.
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  Speaker 5: Your back room?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like Rails is a.
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  Speaker 2: They sell everything real fast, too. Is that a place
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  Speaker 2: where you have quick sex?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's called....
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  Speaker 3: It's called rails because the owner is from California, but
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  Speaker 3: then he traveled to Europe. And so the clothes are
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  Speaker 3: kind of like a blend of, I guess, like laid
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  Speaker 3: back California with like chicness of Europe.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's a big thing right now. And so he, yeah, lots.
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  Speaker 3: Of moms, but so he named it rails after like
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  Speaker 3: the Euro rail that he was traveling. You're up in
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  Speaker 3: and so I've always been like interested in fashion very
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  Speaker 3: creative person, but I never like thought I've never worked
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  Speaker 3: in retail But it's like a really creative role like
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  Speaker 3: I'm styling people.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, so you're not I go up there and you're
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  Speaker 5: selling a shirt Someone walks in goes. Hey, help me out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to look.
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  Speaker 3: Guys Men and women it's like such a pretty store
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  Speaker 3: and yeah people come in they'll be like I have
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  Speaker 3: an event like this woman came in yesterday I have
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  Speaker 3: an event in Fort Worth. It's a welcome party for
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  Speaker 3: my niece's wedding and I don't want sleeves and I
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  Speaker 3: don't want black. And so then I'll kind of go, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there are people who are very particular.
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  Speaker 6: And then there's other people who are like, I have
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  Speaker 6: no idea.
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  Speaker 9: It's probably easier with someone who's a little more particular
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  Speaker 9: because sometimes the people like me, they're like, I have
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  Speaker 9: no idea. And then you brought, oh, you had this
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  Speaker 9: whole outfit. You're like, no, that's not what I was thinking.
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  Speaker 6: It's like, what did you think what you were thinking?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Where is it?
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  Speaker 5: Carolyn and what? Like where? Like what makes it look?
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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 5: The cross from Scottsdale Quarter in that little area in there?
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Next to what? Because I haven't been.
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  Speaker 1: There in a while.
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  Speaker 6: It's on the corner. It's actually really pretty, like the
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  Speaker 6: location of it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see.
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  Speaker 5: Is it just one location?
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  Speaker 6: It's across from the Starbucks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And across from Crate and Barrel.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. Fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: They have soft shirts.
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  Speaker 6: Really soft.
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  Speaker 3: And, like, all the people who work there are really cool.
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  Speaker 3: One of the guys, like, owns his own clothing brand.
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  Speaker 3: So I think it'll be fun. I can make some
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  Speaker 3: new friends.
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  Speaker 7: Do they have stuff that is big enough for, like,
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  Speaker 7: a guy my size?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: For real? Because that's usually kind of hard to find.
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  Speaker 5: What is that? My wife said the other day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 7: My wife said the other day, I ordered this brand
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  Speaker 7: of shirt that I'm wearing right now, and I ordered
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  Speaker 7: them all the time.
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  Speaker 5: I just got a new pair. Bagging yesterday.
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  Speaker 9: Did you finally find the perfect tee?
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  Speaker 2: Did you?
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  Speaker 5: For now, I'm used to it.
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  Speaker 6: I thought Skims was in the running for you.
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  Speaker 2: But he said Skims was too thin.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we have the shirt. Rails has a cotton cashmere t-shirt.
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  Speaker 3: I was wearing it yesterday, actually. And everything there is
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  Speaker 3: so soft. I just, I love to just walk around
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  Speaker 3: the store and feel everything. And like, oh my God.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like, yeah. So you might like those t-shirts actually,
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  Speaker 3: the cotton cashmere.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to go check it out then.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to rail.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to get.
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  Speaker 2: Railed and railed.
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  Speaker 5: Cotton cash. Cotton cashmere. Oh, thank you, Dylan.