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Hole Puncher | Son of a Boy Dad #206 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on there? Pal?
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today.
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  Speaker 4: It is June fifth, and we're here from h Q three.
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  Speaker 1: This is coming out June sixth. Started the finals in
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  Speaker 1: my mom's birthday.
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  Speaker 4: Oh very fun.
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  Speaker 1: Hey MoMA, I want to scream so loud for you
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  Speaker 1: and I'm so proud of you.
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  Speaker 4: That's good, that's huge. Happy birthday to Ron's mom and
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  Speaker 4: go Celtics. Have you ever and that's your mom's birthday
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  Speaker 4: on this show? No, when can we expect this, Celibrisha?
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  Speaker 4: And not anytime soon? Why? Because the birthday is in December.
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  Speaker 4: Oh perfect, Okay, December. What, don't worry about it, bro,
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  Speaker 4: I just want to know she gets Christmas presents for
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  Speaker 4: if she gets fucked. Yeah. That was the thing that
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  Speaker 4: she used to talk about a lot that when she
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  Speaker 4: was younger. It would be this because it's like right
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  Speaker 4: around Christmas, and it would be like, this is your Chris,
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  Speaker 4: this is your birthday present and your Christmas present. Right.
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  Speaker 4: She would be furious.
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  Speaker 1: So that's like having your like wedding anniversary near your
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  Speaker 1: wife's birthday or something like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, two births on stone. Yeah, it's tough, you know,
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  Speaker 4: because you got to get two things. But no one
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  Speaker 4: wants to I don't think you really do. I think
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  Speaker 4: it's I think you can knock two of them out
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  Speaker 4: at once. Low key. You should just be able to
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  Speaker 4: lie to your kid about when their birthday is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: they don't know. Yeah, if my kid's birthday was on Christmas,
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  Speaker 4: I'd be like, no, you're January fifteenth.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm going the other way. I'm telling my kid
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  Speaker 1: their birthdays on Christmas no matter what.
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  Speaker 4: Oh really, because it's just like the present, you don't
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  Speaker 4: you don't really have to do it. Yeah, but then
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  Speaker 4: Christmas is like a whole thing. Yeah, they feel like
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  Speaker 4: Christmas is there. It's more than is Jesus' Also, what
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  Speaker 4: kind of suck to have your birthday on Christmas? Because
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  Speaker 4: then you can't like your twenty first birthday. You're spending
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  Speaker 4: it with your family, no one's coming over. Now, you're
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  Speaker 4: not like going out to the clubs on your twenty
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  Speaker 4: first birthday. You can't go to the clubs. You can't
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  Speaker 4: go to it. I'm a club guy. Everyone knows that
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  Speaker 4: about me. Jesus was too club dog. Yeah, Jesus was.
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  Speaker 4: Jesus loved the clubs. There's a bouncer in front of
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  Speaker 4: that stone that it push back. I've never been to
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  Speaker 4: a club before, really, and I probably never will go.
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  Speaker 4: They know you'll go sometime. I don't think I will.
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  Speaker 4: We'll drag you into one. My friends go to clubs.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think that's like a thing anyone I know does. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I guess that's kind of a club. Mister club, I
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  Speaker 4: mean what we're there for four minutes? Yeah, you've been
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  Speaker 4: to strip clubs, strip clubs, so that doesn't count.
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  Speaker 1: My boy Mike has an idea for the Turkey Club
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  Speaker 1: nine stories tall. Floories Stories one, five, and nine bread
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  Speaker 1: red themed than mayonnaise.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I like it. I like it.
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  Speaker 1: Mayonnaise, turkey tomato another bread fucking genius, fucking genius turkey
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  Speaker 1: club A nine stories.
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  Speaker 4: It's got legs to it, for sure. I've been to
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  Speaker 4: the Starbucks Reserve. That's basically that's a club. Yeah, a
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  Speaker 4: couple of floors. Top floor is a bar. You're more
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  Speaker 4: of like a golf club, tennis club type of guy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm not having a good day, is everything? Okay? Bro?
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  Speaker 4: It sounded like I was gonna start crying there, but
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  Speaker 4: that was because I I'm not going to start crying
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  Speaker 4: go crazy. I'm not having a good day. Just non secuitary,
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  Speaker 4: no talking. Call of duty is truly ruining my entire life.
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  Speaker 4: That's why you're not having a good day, dude. It's
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  Speaker 4: the first time I've ever played a video game where
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  Speaker 4: I get off and I can't shake the rage that
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  Speaker 4: I feel for like forty five minutes after the shows.
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  Speaker 4: You're healthy, though, I got off the game. I played
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  Speaker 4: two games two twenty two and twenty. In one of
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  Speaker 4: the games, and then the second game, I was eight
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  Speaker 4: and thirty two and I was reporting everyone for hacking.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a I'm a snitch. Everyone's getting reported on. You
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  Speaker 4: just hack Like I thought about it. It's like the
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  Speaker 4: steroid era. Yeah, I've definitely thought about it, but I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to get my account banned, and I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't, so don't. There's no point. It's not enjoyable.
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  Speaker 4: It would be enjoyable about that.
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  Speaker 1: Being not having the rage, like leaving leaving video games
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  Speaker 1: without a fucking fire in your belly that you have
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  Speaker 1: to bring onto the podcast now because now I'm in rage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm bringing it to the podcast for sure.
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  Speaker 4: I got I I played two games, got off, showered.
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  Speaker 4: Listen to Matt and Chain's Secret podcast. Co check that out.
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  Speaker 4: Great episode. Wasn't even laughing though, because I was so
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  Speaker 4: angry in the shower, still angry, got out of the
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  Speaker 4: shower and then I put my fist up against the
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  Speaker 4: wall and I was like, I want to punch a
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  Speaker 4: hole in this walls bad right now? What which I've
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  Speaker 4: never done that before, But I was like, if only
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  Speaker 4: just testing it? Like were you testing the wall or
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  Speaker 4: were you testing yourself myself? My fist was just I
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  Speaker 4: took a photo of my fist against the wall. Let
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  Speaker 4: me see ten seconds. I was like, I gotta I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna throw my fist through this fucking wall right now.
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  Speaker 4: That has of your thumbnail. Bad day to be a wall,
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  Speaker 4: Bad day to be a fucking dry wall. I've never
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  Speaker 4: punched a hole in a wall, but I was like,
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  Speaker 4: if there was a time, it's now. H you need
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  Speaker 4: to study fine before you do that. Yeah, I got
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  Speaker 4: some sturdy walls. They barely been get nails through them. Really,
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  Speaker 4: I'll break my hand if I put my fast through
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  Speaker 4: a wall. You need to throw elbow at it then. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but it's just so fucking annoying. The game's so bad.
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  Speaker 4: And I've been watching a lot of old like Black
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  Speaker 4: Ops two m W two, MW three gameplay back in
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  Speaker 4: like the optic days, Optics Gumpy, and it's just such
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  Speaker 4: a better game.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, optic wisdom, I mean optics, the fucking legends where
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  Speaker 1: everything's built on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah scompy optic hitch. That's the homie. Yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 4: it was those were the good days. Can you send
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  Speaker 4: me that picture? Who put that picture in the group chat?
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  Speaker 4: Sure I will. Yeah, we can't do it now. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: we're in the middle. Of riffing. Well, you just fucking
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  Speaker 4: tweeted up on the internet and let the fucking internet
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  Speaker 4: get their classet. Well, I think that's why I took
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  Speaker 4: the photos that contemplated tweeting in and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna save it for the podcast. That's so generous
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  Speaker 4: of you. Yeah, I understand that your pitch's kind of
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  Speaker 4: been using a lot of I don't know if you've seen,
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  Speaker 4: I've been going a little viral lately on Twitter, so
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  Speaker 4: I've been saving for tweets. Now I've had a banger
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  Speaker 4: the other day. What was it? Just a trend? Had
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  Speaker 4: to hop on trend? Actually, I believe I started the trend.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think anyone was changing the formula like that
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  Speaker 4: before I was. Now I'm seeing a bunch of people
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  Speaker 4: doing it. No, I tweeted because everyone's doing that thing
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  Speaker 4: where they're recording the people at Chipotle, and I said,
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to record my pharmacist so I can get
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  Speaker 4: extra valuum. I don't even take valum. I just thought
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  Speaker 4: that's a funny drug. Thirty seven thirty seven thousand. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: only literally viral, well literally viral, that's like low level viral.
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  Speaker 4: It's good. It does feel good to you know, I
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  Speaker 4: would like wep the dust off a little bit. I
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  Speaker 4: still got it. So I still got it.
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  Speaker 1: When I have to pop back in the battle wrap ring, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: or just throw a little rhyme out there, it's like,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, I still got it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's so easy. It's too easy. That's why
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  Speaker 4: I gave it up, right, Yeah, you wanted a challenge
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  Speaker 4: like playing against Boss. Yeah, I mean that's like thirty
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  Speaker 4: seven thousand likes on that. If I did that joke
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  Speaker 4: on stage, it would bomb, right. That's why I don't
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  Speaker 4: do Twitter. What you should do get Internet brain from it.
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  Speaker 4: You should be building TikTok clips on stage. Hell no, Well, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean if you want to go VIVI, because if you
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  Speaker 1: say that joke on stage, that's one hundred thousand likes
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  Speaker 1: on TikTok, not views likes.
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  Speaker 4: TikTok sucks. I don't care, No ship, dude, So does Twitter?
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  Speaker 4: You think Twitter rules? No? Twitter sucks too. Social media
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  Speaker 4: these days is Reddit yeah, and Truth and macdon Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but truth. Did you see that? They they like? No,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't see anything. You're the only person I know
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  Speaker 4: that's actively on truth. At least I'm about it though,
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  Speaker 4: everyone likes to joke about it. But they pulled.
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  Speaker 1: The jurors from Trump's trial and they're like, where do
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  Speaker 1: you guys get your news? And one of them said
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  Speaker 1: that they get their news from truth Truth.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they still convicted his ass. It's a reliable source,
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  Speaker 4: it is, Well.
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  Speaker 1: You get it right from the horse's mouth. That's the
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  Speaker 1: only place you could talk to the horse.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean it'd be one thing if it was
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  Speaker 4: called like lie social, then then there would be a problem.
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  Speaker 4: X is even a dangerous name. TikTok the time sticking.
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  Speaker 4: If anyone's getting their news from X, they have a
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  Speaker 4: serious problem. Yeah, that's why I get my news from Reddit.
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  Speaker 4: But I go to the news tab. Yeah, there is
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  Speaker 4: good news on Reddit. Yeah. I go to the future
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  Speaker 4: ology tab. Oh, very fun.
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  Speaker 1: There's fucking great ship in the future ology tab. The
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  Speaker 1: one thing they said, uh, maybe this was a not
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  Speaker 1: the onion, but they were like, there's this tribe in Brazil.
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  Speaker 1: I saw this that hasn't gotten touched by Yeah, humanity
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  Speaker 1: in fucking for the examents of the and there's two
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  Speaker 1: thousand people in it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. They just got the Internet and they got starlink. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and within two months. Everyone's Yeah I saw that. That
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  Speaker 4: was like the New York Post.
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  Speaker 1: It was, yeah, that they're just like consumed by slot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and like everyone is just sitting around all day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean I'm not surprised. I'm dying to see
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  Speaker 4: what kind of porno they're into. Whatever is the last
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  Speaker 4: thing that was posted on porn Hub. They're definitely like
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  Speaker 4: going to like the featured page. Yeah, they're they're too
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  Speaker 4: young to have kinks. Yeah, No, I think they're just
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  Speaker 4: like the watch anything. I mean, it's too new for
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  Speaker 4: them to have kings. Yeah. I don't think anyway. They
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  Speaker 4: don't have preferences. They're just missionary. Yeah, they're just a
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  Speaker 4: missionary p and v A. It's probably gross shit you
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  Speaker 4: think so. I think it's just there. They're probably like,
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  Speaker 4: first off, they're like white people exist. Yeah, that's probably
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  Speaker 4: the biggest crazy thing for them. They said that they
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  Speaker 4: reduced their screen time to two.
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  Speaker 1: Hours in the morning, five hours in the evening, and
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  Speaker 1: all day on Saturdays, which is still seven hours a day,
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  Speaker 1: and then all day Saturdays, like.
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  Speaker 6: They on Saturdays they had to reduce it to seven
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  Speaker 6: hours a day, which is so crazy that imagine how
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  Speaker 6: much they were on their phones where it was more
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  Speaker 6: than seven hours a day.
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  Speaker 4: That's so funny. All day Saturday, they're just gooning full
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  Speaker 4: They probably dig literal goon pits. Yeah, they said that
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  Speaker 4: all like the traditional like hunting and fishing that they
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  Speaker 4: are supposed to do to keep their tribe alive, All
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  Speaker 4: the traditions are falling by the wayside. I'm not surprised. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like their fish wants to hunt and gather. When you
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  Speaker 4: have all day of Saturday reserve to masturbate, the fish
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  Speaker 4: and elk are probably having a feeling. Oh yeah, they're like,
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  Speaker 4: why is the population is probably boom boom. Honestly, you
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  Speaker 4: need to go down to fucking Brazilian fish because you'll
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  Speaker 4: be the only guy out there with your I never
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  Speaker 4: understand that places where it's just wild fish do they
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  Speaker 4: not run out of fish, Because that's a big thing
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  Speaker 4: in America where it's like Colorado and all these places
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  Speaker 4: where fly fishing is super popular, the fish are super pressured.
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  Speaker 4: So A they start like running out of fish and
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  Speaker 4: be the fish stop eating flies because they know that
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  Speaker 4: they're fake.
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  Speaker 1: But they're A they're probably not fake flies there, and
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  Speaker 1: B it's like the Amazon true it's the Amazon River.
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  Speaker 4: It's the biggest river. Yeah, they have a lot of
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  Speaker 4: fish in that river, a lot of fish, a lot
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  Speaker 4: of run off. Yeah, I doubt they're stalking the Amazon.
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  Speaker 4: You'd be surprised, though they stalk a lot of rivers.
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  Speaker 4: They probably are stalking it, like most rivers are stalked.
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  Speaker 4: Amazon's probably like Deon Sanders Ponds. Oh yeah, there's just
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  Speaker 4: fat trouting there. I'm supposed to go fishing on Friday,
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  Speaker 4: but now it's gonna it's gonna thunderstorm tomorrow, so what's
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  Speaker 4: wrong with it? Expecting a full blowout? So you can't
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  Speaker 4: fish the day after a thunderstorm. You can, but the
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  Speaker 4: water is gonna be super high and super fast, which
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  Speaker 4: makes it really hard to fish and wade. But you're
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  Speaker 4: good though not you know, it's not it's just not fun.
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  Speaker 1: But I feel like you upping the type of situation
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  Speaker 1: that you're in, it'll make everything else easy. You're swinging
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  Speaker 1: with a doughnut, there's a weighted bat. You go out
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  Speaker 1: there after it's been fucking uh whitewater rapids. Then the
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  Speaker 1: next time you go fishing, it's gonna be like, oh,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: this is so calm. I could see every fish, I
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: feel everything more clearly. Yeah, get out there on Friday, bro,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: and we'll see.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Probably not. I'm probably not going to all right, But
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: I can't go Saturday and on fucking Friday, and I
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: can't go Sunday and then out for a week. Are
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: you're gonna be out all next week? I'm gonna be
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: here Monday and maybe Tuesday.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Billion sput on Monday, Yes, billion spud on Monday, that's
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: big Billionsbut on Monday.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Warm mode back in. I can't wait for the
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: only people that will give them a platform these days, honestly, Yeah,
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Warm Mode. With Francis, I almost want to just sit back.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: I know, right they're gonna break Francis's brain. I know
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: that's why I want to, just because I talked to
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: Francis about, like we were talking about conspiracies, and he's
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: just like like he's in the boat that like all
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: conspiracy Like he doesn't even need to hear them. He's
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: like they're all dumb. I don't I don't care. Yeah,
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: we talked about like a nine to eleven conspiracy and
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: he was like, are you that fucking stupid? And I
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: was like, well, I think the conspiracies are like fun
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: like it. I'm not. I'm not like, I'm not going
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: like Alex Jones, like I believe these things with all
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: of my heart. But it's like still interesting to read
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: about them. And why the passports? Why were the passports
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: found harmlessly? Uh, like, we're not we're not sandy hooking. Yeah,
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: I mean billions might be there, definitely are, yeah, which.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Means that they could get that Alex Jones fucking yeah
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: lawsuit come in their way where they're going to have
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: to sell their paint brushes and buck Yeah, you're gonna.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Did Alex Jones have to sell some one of his
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: houses ranch?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: He was crying, Yeah, he cried, yeah, And then everybody
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: was like hitting him with hard facts about it, being like,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: we don't want to fucking hear it, dude.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: I was trying to watch a I was trying to
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: find a documentary because I just watched that that Late
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Night with the Devil movie, and I was trying to
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: find a documentary about Bohemian Grove and they're like, isn't
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: any And then there was one and it was called
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: like the Truth about Bohemian Grove and it had like
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: a six out of ten on IMDb and I clicked
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: on it and it was made by Alex Jones in
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: the year two thousand and Uh isn't that when he
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: broke in? I don't know, but it was literally just
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: all all the all the reviews on IMDb were either
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: like ten out of ten Alex Jones is a genius,
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: or just like this guy is fucking insane, like they'd
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: be like I was actually interested to see what this
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: was about. And this guy is just out of his
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: fucking mind.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: But I think he breaks into bohemian growth that oh
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: really Yeah, Like I think he like runs in and
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: like it's like running around poking his head into things,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: poking his head, Yeah, glory holes.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: And watching the ceremonies and shit like that. I couldn't
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: find much. There's not that much online about it. There's
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: really nothing online about like the human sacrifice or anything.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: It's I told you I'd read. I read some Reddit
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: thread about some dude who worked there. Yeah, the waiter
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: and otside. He was like the p outside. That was
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: the biggest controversy. Yeah, and he said they really wouldn't
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: talk when he was around, so he didn't get to
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: pick up on anything. That probably makes sense. Juicy Gossen
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: knew that he was a redditor. Yeah, they knew that
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: he had loose lips if you were finger. Yeah, but
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: it kind of made me feel like maybe Bohemian Grove
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: isn't as crazy as people say it is, because if
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: you're at bohem like, if you're at the if you
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: worked at the Pentagon, you can't then go on Reddit
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: and be like, hey, I worked at the Pentagon. Yeah
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: like that like that doesn't happen. Yeah. So if you're
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: a Bohemian, if you work at Bohemian Grove and you
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: went on Reddit and you're like, I worked at Bohemian Grove,
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: asked me anything, and you didn't like get murdered, it's
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: probably nothing that crazy is happening. You don't know anything. Yeah,
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: that's true. But even if you didn't know anything, like
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: it would shut that you down immediately. If it was
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: that crazy, who would read it or the like the
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: hides or the people the government, like the people that
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: are going to Bohemian Growth, the naughty, which seems to
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: be everyone. Yeah, I don't know, We're gonna have to
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: ask billions but about it. Yeah, I bet Francis has
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: been Probably why he that's probably why he's so anti
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: conspiracy because he's like LinkedIn with Harvard and the CIA. Yeah,
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: that's true, Bohemian Grove. Yeah, i've been, Sam Wentz. I
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: actually did a show there about eight years ago.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Whenever people use summer as a verb, you know that
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: they're LinkedIn with some conspiracies.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: It's grow yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: But the only thing about some conspiracies is like when
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: you hear too many like retarded people talking about them that, yeah,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: and you're just like all right, Like when you hear
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: a group of people and you know that they're dumb
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: and they're like the pyramids were actually batteries, it's like, okay,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: you guys, all the dumb people agreeing about something.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really devalues a conspiracy. There's not a ton of
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: really smart people who are deep into conspiracies. Yes, it's
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: mostly stupid people.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: And like even if someone seems pretty smart, they might
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: like like uncover a flaw on themselves within fifteen minutes
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: of talking or Yeah.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: But again, like I'm into the lighthearted ones like Pedophile
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Rings nine to eleven. I'm not into the shooting ones.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: The mad shooting ones are pretty dark. That's corny, Yeah,
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: that's corny. But there was one a while ago where
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: it was like this dude who survived the Parkland shooting
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: was like his dad was a qn on guy and
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: he was like, that didn't happen, And he was like,
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: I was there, it happened, and his dad they like
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: their relationship fell apart. I know, it was the whole thing.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: His dad accuse him of being a liar. Yeah. Literally,
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: his dad was like, you got rescued by the ski lift. Yeah,
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: on the ski lift. He was like, no, I fucking
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: did it. Basically reverse of your story. Yeah, pretty much.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: In the last episode, go I can listen to last
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: time and make sure you hit Wednesdays up. Hit Wednesdays
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: ep if you want to see exactly what we're talking about.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: This is interwoven storytelling. Then someone tell us to do
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: that like reference other episodes, so people will have to
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: like pick up on your inside jokes and fucking through storylines.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Someone definitely said it. I don't remember who, but probably
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Edwin Idea for sure, or gas It could have been
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: a Gas Idea. Yeah, for Gashold, no gas hold us
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: to change locations. That was back when like everyone was
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: like the mean girls are the next big thing and
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: they were like, look, they're they're recording somewhere new every day,
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: and they're like, you got to do that. We need uh,
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: we need apologies. Yeah, I need a lot of apologies.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: We need apologies from everybody who was out there. You
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: know what the best thing we ever did was not
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: flood our YouTube page with thirty second clips. You think absolutely,
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: I mean it would have grown the page, but no,
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: it wouldn't. Yeah, it would have. It wouldn't. It would
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: have if it grew the page, it would maybe grow
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: the page for at first, and then it would tank
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: all of our analytics. Well regardless, you don't want to
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: go to someone's YouTube page and not can be able
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: to find the podcast. I'm talking on the on the
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: reels part. There's like reels on YouTube. Now I'm anti.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, they help grow it, but I'm fine with
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: our strategy. I have no problems with our strategy.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: I just need apologies from everybody who was like, mean Girls,
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Look how good Mean Girls is doing? You need to
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: do what Mean Girls is doing.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Did you watch Dave Smith talk to on Patrick Bett
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: David's show talking to Chris Cuomo.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't, but I've heard a lot about it.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: It was pretty fucking good, but the whole time he's
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: just like, I need apologies who Chris Como, no no,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: or Dave Smith. Dave Smith was like, we need apologies
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: for all like the misinformation about vaccines that you guys
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: put out, And that's how I feel about gas. I
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: need apologies for all the misinformation about mean girls that
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: was fucking shoved down my throat.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know, dude, the amount of people that are
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: still talking about the vaccine and the masks like on
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: like the right, like that, like whole comedies year, it's
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: making me want to start like wearing a mask again
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: because it's like, dude, who gives a shit about this? Still? Well,
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: we were fundamentally lied to, bro. No, it's so crazy.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Like I saw something the other day. I forget what
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: it was, but it was some like show and they
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: were like, I don't see anyone in here wearing a mask,
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: and the crowd's like fuck yeah, and it's like, yeah, dude,
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: because it's over, why do you care? Still? Like you
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: see like maybe one person a day wearing a mask? Yeah,
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: and it's like, who gives a fuck?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I think people want to be like I was right
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: the whole time, but.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Because they were wearing masks. Yeah, yeah, they all everyone
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: that's like, hey, I didn't get the vaccine. It's like, yeah,
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: you did. You did get the vaccine, and you did
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: wear a mask. And now but all of a sudden,
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: the story changed and you're like, not me, I would
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: never have done that shit. That bullshit. People are just
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: front running. Yeah, it's so lame. Yeah, I cannot imagine
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: still caring about it.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I think people are pissed because Chris Cuomo was like
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: he's like I'm on uh uh, yeah, I heard that
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: and everybody, and he like guffawed at the thought of.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Iver met ivermectin. Yeah, but why is he on ivermectin
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: because he has vaccine injury? Okay, he was like fucked
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: up from the vaccine. But I got the vaccine four
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: five years ago and I got Johnson and Johnson and
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: I'm fine. Yeah, So why is he taking ivermectin still?
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Because I guess I don't know. It's like, don't no
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: one's still getting vaccinated? Are people still getting vaccinated? I
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: don't think so. Even on this interview, on this debate,
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: he was like, there's a there's a new wave coming
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: in they like to say. They're like, they're like, it's
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: worse than it's ever been. Right now, there's a new
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: wave in fucking China. Right now, Johnny needs to worry
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: about their own ship. Dude, needs to fucking tighten up.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: You know, the real estate market crash in fucking China.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: I did the fucking A lot of my money got
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: lost in the big short, dude. Both of our fucking
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: money is down the train because I shorted the Oh really,
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: so I'm actually this is my last episode. Wait, so
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: you're a flush right now?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Who would have thought that the ghost cities wouldn't come
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: to that? They built million person cities and then it's, uh,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: no one ever lived in them, and that came home
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: to roost. It makes me want a short ship now, Like.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm dying to figure something out. I gotta figure
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: out the next thing, short, How to figure out some
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: way to get money because these things for me, right
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: they're coming billionaires off, short ship? Can we short? Like? What?
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: What Starbucks or something. I'm on the I'm on the
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: opposite end where I'm not coming close to becoming I'm
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: coming close to having zero dollars. That's where I'm I'm
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: about to short you. Yeah you should that if anyone
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: who was out there was looking at place. I don't
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: even know me right now? How do you short something?
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Do you do it on like DraftKings? Yeah? Like how
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: does that work? Draftking day trading? Yeah? They should have
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: drafting day trading that we could just go on there
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: and fucking short comedy? Can we a short stand up comedy? Yeah?
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: It's a fun bubble right now. It's about the pop.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: It's really I'm fucked, Like, if this don't tell next week,
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: it has to go better than anything I've ever done, Like,
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: it can't go mediocre because this is like my whole
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: career is riding on this or else. I'm fucked.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: No, that's the ship that Francis would say, and then
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: he would just like get the biggest opportunities of his life.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Like one week after he's like, I think I wouldn't quit. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: he does do that. I don't want to quit. You're
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: literally doing it though, No, but I don't want Now.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying it's things are tight. I don't know
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: where any of my money is. Only money's gone. You're
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: gonna have to start coming into work at barstool. Yeah, oh,
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: big time. You see me doing a field day. In
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: a couple of weeks, you're about to be Yeah, you're
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: about to be doing the rat race, fucking and like sweating. Yeah,
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be weekly. Three days in Chicago, two days
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: in New York. You're gonna be like a sleeper cell
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: on Survivor, like sass, I didn't think you were invited. Honestly,
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: the fact that I have this job is what's really
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: holding it together. I know we need to keep you
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: in here. I made two hundred bucks last night, and
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: I was like, that's huge. That changes everything. Was tucking
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: the napkin in your fucking shirt as you have a
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: steak dinner. No, I'm not ordering. I'm not ordering food anymore.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: I'm got I'm just eating rotisserie chicken for every meal.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: How long does it one rotissary last year? Two days
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: usually at best. How many chickens do you think get killed?
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Your million billions? Eighty billion? Really eighty billion? Yeah, that
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: makes sense.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: We were talking about this with Greg Olson the other day.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: That BEV was like, let's assume that it's fourteen wings
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: equals one chicken. Yeah, it's like, well, every chicken has
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: two wings, yeah, yeah, yeah, seven chickens. Yeah, that's a lot,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: no matter how you slice it.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: That is crazy because you could just like you can
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: just order like one hundred wings chickens. Yeah, you have
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: to order a sandy hook of chicken. Yeah, that's a
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: lot of fucking chickens. That's so many. And eggs too.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: You're eating their eggs. You're eating their eggs are but
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: like babies, and no egg will never be Like a
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: chicken egg is not ever going to be an adult.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: That's true. Supposedly, like a.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Chicken egg is like the most ethical meat that you
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: can eat. Yeah, I think fish eggs, but don't they
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: become fish. I don't know what's caviar whale eggs.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: I thought caviar was fish eggs. Caviar is trash. Have
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: you ever had it? Yeah? I think it's Actually asked
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: me if I have ever had caviar, and I was like,
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: isn't it spicy? And everyone it was like the funniest
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: thing anyone's ever heard. And I still don't know why.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: I still don't know why spicy. It's not spicy? Okay,
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: so pretty, I mean, I'm sure there's someone has put
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: some sort of spice on caviar before I went taking
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: it spicy. I went and maybe I had spicy caviar, right,
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Is that that crazy?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I think it is crazy because usually they put well,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: No, it does. I'd like to know. But I mean,
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: you probably haven't had spicy caviar.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: But like it also is not like a shameful thing
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: to not have had, like the most rare and expensive
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: food in the world.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so then I've never had caviar. But they
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: serve it with fucking chips, like kettle chips and sour cream,
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: which are two of the cheapest ingredients, And you have
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: to have a lot of kettle cook kettle chips and
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: a lot of sour cream to make caviar taste good,
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: which is like you're having something so expensive and you
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: have to drown it in cheap hit to make it palatable.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: It's sucking. It doesn't make a lick of sense. Yeah,
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: I guess I've never had caviar. It sucks. It's whale.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: I think it's whale eggs. I don't think it is
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: because it's bluga bluga caviar. It's whale eggs. Oh okay,
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: sturgeon because that would make sense. Yeah, oh that's sturgeon
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: and non sturgeon, because yeah, whale eggs would be way
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: bigger than that. Whale eggs. I'd imagine it like a baseball. Look,
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: this is bluga caviar and uh e, beluga is a whale.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: I don't want whale eggs, Yeah, because I've seen salmon
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: eggs before. Why don't you want whale eggs I've seen
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: I've seen salmon eggs before, and that's what they that's
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: what they look like. They put that shit on sushi. Yeah,
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: that is garbage that Yeah, it does not make it
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: any better. That's like like when I go fishing. I
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: sometimes you'll use an egg pattern and it's just like that.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: It's just like the eggs of other fish. Yeah, fish
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: eat eggs, fishy fish eggs, Oh, all the time. Cannibal
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: one of the more common things that they eat salmon steelhead. Please, really,
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: you don't want to get it. You're gonna want to
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: get an egg pattern out there? Really going salmon fishing,
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: I love steelhead or steel has trout. I don't know
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: what steel steel steelhead is like a combination of salmon
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: and trout. You can get to the bottom of it. Steelhead,
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the difference is between a rainbow
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: trout and a steelhead. Believe it's something in their head.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: Steelhead or occasionally steelhead trout is the andromeda form of
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: the coastal rainbow trout. So it is a trout or
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: a Colombian river red band trout, red band, red band.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: So it's not so it has nothing to do with salmon. Okay,
• 31:12
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  Speaker 4: about that. We were touching on a couple other things
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  Speaker 4: that I wanted to talk about. We had a lot
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  Speaker 4: of topics going. I've forgotten them. We've been jumping around,
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  Speaker 4: I know, like House of Pain. I'm gonna pop into
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  Speaker 4: hear the pop two light broad already popped. It's like
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  Speaker 4: Then Andrew Schultz Francis Ellis. Yeah, true, I saw Andrew
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  Speaker 4: Schultz was he was summering up in Then in the Hampton's.
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  Speaker 4: I think, so I'm gonna be summering in Manhattan this year.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna be summering in the West Village. Yeah, not
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  Speaker 4: the docs. You totally fine, bro, Which is fine that
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  Speaker 4: Emily Raddat Chakowski and fucking Sas won't be far behindas
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  Speaker 4: will be in her wake. I wonder if she did
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: she think she knows that we talk about her weekly
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: on every single episode, and.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Someone put it up near here, someone put up the flair.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Really no, no, I'm telling them now. Let let Radt
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  Speaker 1: Chakowski know.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I want to cross paths with
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: that fan base. Why with the Emily rad At Chakowski
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: fan base, horny dudes, True, that is probably mostly.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Do you think that it's like girls being like she's queen,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: she's fucking she's mother.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't think she's mother. I think Julia Fox's mother. Yeah,
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: that she has like a cult fan base. Julia Fox
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: just ate Azalea Banks alive. The other day, they going
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: at it. They were because Azalea Banks is always going
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: on someone. She went at Julia Fox. I think she
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: called her a drug addict, and then Fox pulled receipts.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Oh I saw that. I saw that, yeah, about her
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: asking for drugs. Yeah, yeah, and she was like, I
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: just I deleted all my dealer's numbers when my friend
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: had an overdose. But let me ask around. Yeah, and
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: that was her eating her alive. And then she was
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: asking for free hotel rooms. Say it ain't so. I
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: saw that as well.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Zelia Banks broke ass. We're tapped in the Girl Network. Yeah,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: people don't know that we're fucking tapped into the Girl Network.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: As much as anything, I keep up, we talk about
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: who should we talk about the vander pump uh episode
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: three of the reunion while we're at it. I don't
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: know anything about that.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're not tapping Girl Network, No, not at all.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: But the crazy thing about me, Bro, I'll talk sports
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: as much as i'll talk girl.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: I'm fluent in both. I can talk Mandarin and Anthony's.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean, I know what you mean.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: You swing both ways, you put from the rough. I'm gay.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: I'm gay. What I'm saying. I uh, I know, I
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: haven't really been keeping up with the Girl Network at all.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: I've been mostly just tapped into Seinfeld lately, going to
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: the Bay seinfeldt kick Yeah on season four Shrinkage. Yeah,
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: it's a good show, Jerry's Boss. It's a fun show. Oh,
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: very fun, very fun, easy, like light and easy. They
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: never really tackled anything. No, there's really no like sad
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: or dumb episodes. It's not like Fresh Prints or some
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: shit like Boy Meets World where they like they like
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: tackle death, racism or like domestic that. I like when
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: people don't, when they don't tackle things like they tackle
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: like a Modern Family. It's like the first three seasons
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: of Modern Family are as funny as any other show. Yeah,
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: it's hilarious, but then at the end of the episode
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: they're like, and that's when we realize that nothing is
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: more important than family. A modern family like some dumb
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: shit like that. Just have a gay character, Like why
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: did you have to ruin the episode with this dumb
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: ass fucking outro. Don't make the episode gay. Just have
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: a gay character. Yeah, it's way more I think it's
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: it tackles it way better to just like have the
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: characters in there and make them normal instead of being
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: like this is what the gay the gay man goes.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: You just got to pick your lane. Are you gonna
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: be making a comedy or are you making a fucking
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: sappy show? And I wasn't trying to learn about life
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: from Boy Meets World. Whenever I was watching Boy Meets World,
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: they're like, well sewn, like this is what happens in
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: an interracial relationship. Well, Boy Meets World is like thera.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: They gotta that's gonna be like the original show to
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: do that, to tackle issues, to tackle issues. They were
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: always tackling. They couldn't stop tackling issues. It was fucking
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: Blutman's dad that nothing's worse than Girl Meets World. They
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: tackle shit. Oh every episode is just be careful because
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: now you're talking about family. Why Daniel Fischl, you guys friends,
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: of course, Boy meets World's great. Girl Meets World's ass.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: No I should say that as Oh you can't say that.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: That's like there's like an episode where like she gets
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: like a subway pass for the first time and the
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: dad's like crying or some shit. He's like my little
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: girls taking the subway that would be horrifying. There's got
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: to be nothing more horrifying as a parent to send
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: your child on a subway by themselves when they're like eleven.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: You're just pissed. She's riding on the subway. What is that,
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Sabrina Carpenter? Isn't that who's in groamy world? Come on, yes,
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: come on, bro? What's up with that thing?
• 36:21
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• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: We don't want to get into that cheratory because that's
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: like she's got a lot of big fans. Yeah, she rules,
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: but she's always doing that thing at the end where
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: she's like eighteen inches in my pussy feel like nothing.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: I asked him, do you have any more stuff? And
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: it's all I see is he was bluffing. That's all
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: I see is clips of her talking about massive dicks
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: being inside of her. Did you hear? They're catchy? I
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: love it. They're good. She kills it in every city.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Did you see that girl? Veronica is cool? Did uh?
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: She did like a parody of her going on call
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: her daddy. It was so fucking but I know that girl.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: Walk me through the night.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: A little battery The Lord Show. Well, first off, I
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: can't believe that we're on that's hilarious. That's really funny.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: She's amazing. She's so funny that other girls. Alex Cooper
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: is amazing. She's spot on the impression.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Dude, they should have told us to fucking emulate the
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Alex Cooper model.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't really know how we would do
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: with that talk dick. Yeah, but they didn't. Like she
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: doesn't talk dick anymore. That's old, that's old.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Walk me through, Yeah, just figuring out what she's gonna
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: say as she says it. I love people who are
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: just like stumbling too success but then act like they
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: work really hard.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Do you think that she enjoys that though, Like she
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: was probably way more fun just talking cock.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: She probably enjoys that sixty mil and not being with
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Sophia Franklin anymore.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but she probably enjoyed hanging out with Sophia Franklin
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: and just talking dick all day. And now she's got
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: to go on and like have John Mayor come and
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: just like sing her a song. Yeah, more girls there, Awkwardly, No,
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that she's I don't think there's anything
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: more uncomfortable than hearing someone play music one on one. Well,
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: you don't know where to look. It's like if I
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: stared at you and just did my ten minutes right
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: in front of you, I would not be able to
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: make on contexts. I'd be looking.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: But at least with comedy. I mean with music, you
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: don't have to laugh with music and just have to
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: like listen.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: But it's so long, so it just never ends. Music
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: is so long. Music needs to be way short. I
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: imagine being the first dude to ever hear Stairway to
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Heaven and he's just like, holy fuck, this is never
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: gonna end. It's like a twelve minute song. I'm going
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: up the Stairway is to Heaven. I asked how many inches?
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: He said seven? I said, why can't you give me
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: full eleven? Do you think anyone's gonna understand this? I
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: don't know if our fans are tapped a carpenter.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: This is universal. This is because there's like compilations of
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: her doing it in every city.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: I saw her do it at Coachella, and then I
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: saw her do it at SNL and SNL I watched
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: I watched that Shiit live. I came home from some
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: spots on a Saturday and it was on TV. This
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: is when you're done drinking. This is you. You were
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: finished drinking at this point. This was like two weeks ago.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: I just want to make sure you weren't drunk and
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: furiously masturbating town. I was watching just pure curiosity, and
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: then I saw her do it there and she said something.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: I think she broke some rules. They're calling her the
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Shane Gillis of the of the Music World. Yeah, Shane
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Gels is the male Taylor Swift and she is the
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: female s because Shane said retard on TV and then
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: she did her thing about getting fucked. I'm up here
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: on Saturday Night Live. It's pretty interesting. I like it.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: It's fun. Yeah, yeah, nothing, it's harmless. It's harmless. She's
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: talking about getting dick. I'm sure there's a lot of
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: people that are furious about it. Not us. We're supportive. Yeah,
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: she should come on the podcast, honestly, clear the air.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: That's our sister. Yeah, well, you said her show sucks.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Take that back, Well, her show sucks ass saying that,
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: but her music's phenomenal.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Her music rules, and her show and her show is awesome. Yeah,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: don't say that about her show.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Well, I liked the original Better Boy Meets World I
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: watched the entire show when I was very young. It
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: would be scared to have your kid go on the subway, though,
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: it would be horrifying. So that's a good premise for
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: an episode. Yeah, so you do like this show. You
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: appreciate it. It's just not for you, Yeah, it's it's
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: who is it for parents? It's for little girls? What
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: little girls are watching that show? Being like, well, I'm
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: really loving this scene where the dad's crying because her
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: daughter's daughter is going on the subway. Girls like to
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: see their dads cry. No, like, that's it's literally four
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: parents to be like, that's true, that is sad, that's scary,
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: that's good, that's good. Shit. I think that. I mean,
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: I think you should just shut the fuck up about
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: it being a bad show. I don't think they really
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: are they making good kids shows these days? What's around nowadays?
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Every Danger is Henry Danger still on TV? I think
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: Sabrina Carpenter was on that too. You're not familiar with
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Henry Danger. I don't know. He's a superhero really on
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: Disney that was a little past my prime. I probably
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: shouldn't know about that. Henry Danger. He's a superhuman see
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: my problem was that I watched I watched Disney until
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: probably I was eighteen, because I have little sisters and
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: they would watch it. Like me and my little sister
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: watched the entirety of H two to H, a show
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: about mermaids. I was in high school, and I would
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: be like, don't go ahead without me. I'd be like,
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: I gotta go to I gotta go to track practice.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: I swear to god, if you watch an episode while
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: I've got I'm gonna be furious you run. What time
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: is the show on? No, we had we watched it
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: on like Netflix. We watched the entire show and I
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: would be like pissed when I was like, you jumped ahead,
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: and my sister was like, eight, that's hilarious. That's something
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: wrong with you. No, it was a good show. And
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: also the girls and it were super hot. Oh yeah,
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: of course. Lemonade Mouth was a movie, right, and it
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: was about uh, it was about like a band. They
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: were like the They were like the punk band. They
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: were like Modern Day and Nirvana. Yeah, but they had
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: like a whole like their school was like you can't
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: be making these crazy songs anymore, and then they had
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: a whole thing. It was like they were like rebels.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: It was like Wolverines. You ever see Red Dawn? Yeah,
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: it was very much like that, of course Wolverines. Yeah.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: I saw Lemonade, Mouth of a Bunch. I saw Beach Movie.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: That was That was a classic. In the house we
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: watched that. Are these Disney movies? Yeah, Team Beach movie
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: we saw. I probably saw that movie nine hundred times.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: I was I had a generational difference in Disney movies. Yeah,
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: but I saw all the old stuff too. What was
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: the one about the two basketball player sisters, I don't know,
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: double teams? Yeah, that one. That one ruled. When I
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: think of basketball movies on Disney, I think of the
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: one where the kid's a Leprechaun. Yeah, that one's awesome.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: Luck at the Irish Yeah is a great one. Yeah,
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Full Court Miracle that was a Jewish one. Drink was
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: the skating one? Did you ever watch that one? I think?
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: You were on the track theme for two years. Yeah,
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: what would you run? Jaff you ran jazz? I threw
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: jav uh huh. Well it was fun the first year.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: The first year was a blast. The first year it
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: was just like a lot of dudes who were not athletic.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: We had like two athletic guys on the team who
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: were like amazing and throwing jab and then everyone else
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: was just like fucking around and it was really fun.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: And then the second year got a new coach and
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: he was a hard ass, and it was like we
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: were like training to throw jab and I think I
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: quit halfway through the seasoning, so I was like, this
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: is insane. I gotta take this real quick. I'm sorry,
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: all good cast. Yes, we'll do a little solo casting here.
• 44:21
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• 44:27
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• 45:02
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• 49:11
  Speaker 4: It's tough to sold the cast I got. Let's just
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  Speaker 4: plug my dates. We'll do that. I'm gonna be uh
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: in La next week. I'm doing Comedy Store. It sold out.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: Don't ask me for tickets. I can't get any more tickets.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: And the I'm gonna be a Brai improv on Friday
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: next week. A lot of tickets left for that. That
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: will probably not sell out because it's like a six
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: hundred person room, So get your tickets for that. And
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: then I'm doing my dont teil set on Saturday in
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: San Diego, which I just got the venue information for,
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: and it's inside, which I'm pumped about because outside I'm
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: not a fan of. Outside you don't know where the
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: lat you can't really hear the laughter, and in side
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: you can mm hmm. But yeah, I'm pumps that. Like
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Francis was outside and it looked cool, but it looks scary.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: I don't like doing outside rooms. Me NEI there. Oh,
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: it's just the elements. I need a ceiling. Yeah, we're
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: doing I got my don't tell the venue that we're
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: doing a debt. It's outside, it's inside, which I'm pumped about.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: That would have been brutal to do it. But they're
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: probably gonna dress it up a bunch because it's just
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: like an empty room. What do you mean, like fake?
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: It's like a wedding. It's like somewhere like that, like
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: a wedding dinner would be. It's like a big empty room.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: And how many people are you expecting? I have no,
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know anything. But it's not only you to
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: sell the tickets. No, who are the other comics? I
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: don't know. You have no idea, no clue, no I
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: think there's two tapings. Mine's at nine to thirty. Damn.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: That's good though, yeah, the only one actually, I guess
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: nine thirty is not terrible. Thirty's perfect. But where do
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: you want to go in the in the list though,
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: middle of the six. If I have to go first,
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: I'll kill myself. That'll be so shitty. That would suck
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: so much if you have to go yeah, just uh,
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: you gotta you gotta fake something if you're if you've
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: got to go first, like a disease or reason you're late.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: Mental mental breakdown. Mental breakdown is a good idea, you
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: got to Yeah, going first would be awful. Oh that's
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: just a new nightmare. That was locked or last? Oh, no,
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: first or last. I had to go last for my
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: JFL audition, and it was that's why you didn't get it.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: I was the thirtieth comedian to go up. That's why
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: you didn't get Well, I didn't get it because they
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: went out of business. But I well, you weren't gonna
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: get it anyway, dude. There was literally because it's five
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: minute sets and there's like the shows like two hours long.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: I was literally like like twenty fifth on the lineup.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: People just don't feel like laughing anymore after that. No,
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: you've laughed after your laugh third comedia and you're like, okay,
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: kind of, I'm I'm having fun, But I could leave
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: and be satisfied, right. You don't want to buy into
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: a new person, like get introduced and like make up
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: your mind whether you think they're funny. That's why it's
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: nice to go to a comedian, you know, because you've
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: already like bought in knowing that they're funny. It's not
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: like there's this period of having to like agree with
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: what they're saying. Yeah, that's why I love having a
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: fucking stock pond on the road. That means a home
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: audience for me. Fishing a barrel stocked pond would be
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: huge if I if I showed up to my hotel
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: and it was just all dudes with backwards hats on,
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: where's big cat perfect, rubbing your hands like bird Man
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: fired up? If you need a stock pond. The problem
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: is when that happens is then I go up and
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: then I get off, and they all you just see
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: them all slowly shuffling leaving. I had a problem for you.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: It sounds like it's a problem for whatever fucking uh.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Trans comics coming after me? All right, can't be saying that.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: Why because there's absolutely gonna be like six trans comics
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: on this lineup. What did I say that was against
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: trans comments? He said, it's their problem. I think the
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: trans community has enough to worry about it. I don't
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: think I need to be causing more problems for them.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: I don't think you are causing problems for them. But
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: you're insinuating that. I'm going to if you're a stocked
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: pond fucking swims away. If my stocked pond rolls up
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: and then they all leave. Yeah, but that's not fucking
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: that's nothing against trans people. That was like, I did
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: a show last night, did my show last night, and
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: someone DM me and they were the best set of
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: the night. And it was like, yeah, because that was
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: the only set you watched. Yeah, I went up and
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: then as soon as I leave, every bunch of people leave. No,
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: everybody was like, show funny, you should stay for the
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: whole show, no matter what. Yeah, even if it's an
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: open mic, Yeah, well you have to. I used to
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: leave it. Mike's early all the time. That's probably why
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: you're a karma fucking not getting Uh, JFL and New
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: Faces is fucking not hitting. I don't think I have
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: karma and I didn't get I tried doubt for JFL
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: three times. Most people audition for it like thirty times.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: And the people who get it are the people who
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: stayed to the end of the open mic. There are
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: ESL brothers and sisters who's stuck stuck around. You're not wrong.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: The ESL brothers and sisters stay till the end. Oh man,
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: that's a fucking fact. I just got my first stumma,
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: my first tummy ache from the from the pouches. I'm
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: just gonna go buy Jewel Pause as soon as I
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: leave here. Fuck, are you gonna shoot it out? Is
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: that why you're just shot after yesterday's show?
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: No?
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: Did I shoot after yesterday's show? Yeah? When you ran
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: in holding your butt? No, I went and peede at
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: your butt. Now you had a butt pee. It's the
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: oral fixation that's the problem. That's what you're addicted to.
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: So you're reaching for something, Well, you just get the
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: water one. I've tried those. You think they're just like
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: soft They just they taste awful like water. There's no
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: first all, there's no water ones what is it? Then
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: they have like no nicotine, yeah, vapes. So then you're like, well,
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: this is probably just as bad. Like the nicotine is
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: not the problem. It's not like the nicotine is the problem.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: That's the unhealthy part. It's the chemicals. So you're just
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: getting the chemicals with no nicotine. Yeah, I guess that's worse,
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: but uh it would I mean like Jerry's vapes or
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: no nicotine really yeah, because he's an addict. Yeah, so
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: he's just like puffing on not Yeah, he's just hitting
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: non nicotine vapes like constantly every day because he has
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: oral fixation. Yeah, that's healthy. Have you been following Jerry's
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: uh his' like ideas about uh yeah, And I'm right
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: behind him. I'm all on that. I just took all
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: my money out of the bank. I'm taking all my
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: I don't even know where my money is right now.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: My business manager has taken hold of it.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: You should tell his ass to take it out of
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: the bank. If he's really a business manager, he will
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: help you avoid this impending crash.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: I don't think I think we're getting attacked cyber cyberly. Yeah,
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: it's a new word. Where are we Who's doing it
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: though China. Obviously, why the fuck would China do it
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: to us? They already got us with TikTok. Yeah, so
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: they're in and now they're gonna get us even harder.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't they Why wouldn't someone attack us from the
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: other side, Russia?
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: I don't think Russia has the strength to do that.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: I don't think Russia's militaries as powerful as people think
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: it is. What I think China's easy. You know that
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: Russia is destroying Ukraine right now. No, Russia's like tied
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: with Ukraine, and they're not demolishing Ukraine. No, they are
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: demolishing the No, you're listening to us propaganda. They're smoking Ukraine. Dude,
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: if you if Russia was smoking Ukraine, the war would
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: have been over by now. It's been going on for
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: what three years ago. But we're giving them like hundreds
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: of billions of dollars at a time and they're still
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: smoking them. It's we're giving Israel hundreds of billions of
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: dollars at a time and like, and Israel smoking. Israel's
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: killing everybody? That is true? Is that there? That's your
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: strategy is just kill anything that moves. Isn't that kind
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: of like the US's strategy too. Yes, like what Israel's
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: doing is crazy, but is it surprise, Like it's exactly
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: what we do. Yeah, like we were like someone in
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: this region did nine to eleven. Everyone dies, everyone's dying.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: And there's like Americans over there with like like Patagonia
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Icelandic backpack.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's that whistle coming out? Yes, well they're like
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: it's like they're blowing up like weddings and funerals and shit.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: But like a American citizens where like killed as collateral.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well he's just like, yeah, fuck them. That's
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: not surprising, of course, So you think they're not going
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: to kill some foreign citizens they don't give a fuck. Yeah,
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: they don't give a shit at all.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: But yeah, the Ukraine's getting smoked. Bro's sad to say,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: are they? I have a I got a massage probably
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: eight months ago from a woman who is Ukrainian, and
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: she was.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: So fucking pissed the entire time. She was just wrecking
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: my fucking back.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Was a good massage, No, it sucked because she was
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: I made the mistake of asking her what was going on.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: She was like, I hate the Russians, I hate Puta
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: and I wish on him, puta killed him myself. Really,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: she was so mad, Like I thought it was if
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: you're in the US, you're just like you're chilling, you
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: don't care.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: She was so mad. She said she like ran into
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: a Russian friend of hers and it ruined her day
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: just because she couldn't even fucking bear the sight of
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: a Russian in America. Damn. That's kind of how we
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: were when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor, right, put them in
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: internment camps. Yeah, we hated they hated the Japanese then, yeah,
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: and then we'd killed all of Japan. Internment camps was
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: just crazy. Japan blew up a military base, and we
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: decided to blow up the biggest city in Japan, not
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: the biggest city. Tokyo is the biggest city.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Kyoto, that guy's that guy went on his
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: honeymoon to Kyoto, So we say Yoda, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: but uh yeah, they erecked it. But it seems like
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: the Japanese weren't even that mad about internment camps.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Now, they were probably more mad about the fact that
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: we blew up Hiroshima Hiroshima. But I'm saying, like the
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Japanese in America, you know how they took off. I'm
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: sure they were pretty pissed. I'm sure they were not
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: happy about that.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: But like, you don't hear about it as much as
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: you hear about the concentration camps that the Jewish had
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: to endure.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: Well, because we didn't kill six million Japanese Japanese, right,
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: but still, I mean they literally put them in camps. Yeah,
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: but that happened. That's happened a lot throughout history, hasn't it. Yeah, camps, yeah,
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: summer camps. Yeah. I think it's just the Jews or
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: it was way more. It's like most of the Jews. Yeah, yeah,
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: there's not a lot of Jewish people. Well, let's said,
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: we're not positive. Let's ask war Mode about it on Monday. Yeah,
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: it's kind of we're prepping, we're setting there. But they
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: how many Jewish people are there even in the world anymore?
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: It's only like a couple of million. It's only like
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: twenty million. Yeah, I think fewer than twenty because Hitler
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: killed all of us. Sorry, I don't know if using
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: the word us offends you there, Yeah, Jewish using the
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: word Hitler does. Yeah, you don't say his fucking name yeah,
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: he killed most of the Jews. How many people you
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: think Valdimore killed to the point where, like the Harry
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: Potter world wouldn't say his name, it's at least six million.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: Do you think so? No, I don't even think so.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: I don't think Baltimore was even really doing that bad.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: I don't think that killed like Harry Potter's parents. I
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: think that the like Wizarding War was a little bit soft.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: I think they were really like big ass pussies, Like
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: because like people say Hitler's name, and at the time
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: you said Hitler's name, Yeah, it was like on the
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: front page of the newspaper. Yeah, Hitler's dead, or even
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: like it wasn't like it wasn't like he's dead Poland. Yeah,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: he who must not be daing storms into Poland. Yeah,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: it's like you said their name, you're not that. These
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: wizards are fucking cowards.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: One they couldn't like band together and take him down
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: and they literal magic, and two they wouldn't even say
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: his name was just further cement them as pussies.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: They should go back to just breaking news only in
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: newspapers and like and like speeches, because that was like
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: dude getting the newspaper that morning, Like opening up your
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: door and having Hitler's dead on your door step must
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: have been insane. Or not even on your doorstep. You
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: have to go to the newspaper stand. Everyone's like huddled around.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: There's a certain buzz in the city today. The evening
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: edition just came out extra extra, read all about it. Yeah,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: not to the Empire falls in Germany. Yeah, it's gonna
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: be all. That's why there was like parades and shipped
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: on the street when wars ended. Now it's just like
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: low t tribes in the Amazon is breaking the news
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: for you? Yeah? Or why it's not news yeah, or
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: how it didn't actually happen. Yeah. It would be great
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: if they went back to newspapers like that, like a
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: good speech. I'm going through a big speech and I
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: need more that you love it. I was in the
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: airport the other day and I stumbled into a store
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: that was like all magazines. It's like, who is this for?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: No One? Who is fucking buying magazine? Nobody. It's fucking crazy.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: There's like there was walls and walls of magazines. Who
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: is buying magazines? In terms of an entertainment standpoint, though,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: it must have been lot more ideal because it was
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: like if you're going to the airport, if you're flying
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: and you're like, oh, I'm gonna grab the paper for
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: my flight. If you lost the paper, you just get
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: another paper. It's not like now where it's like I
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: need my phone and if you lose your phone, you're fucked. Yeah,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: you're scrambling. Yeah, And I didn't realize how dependent I
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: was on my phone until Verizon was hacked when we
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: were in Chicago. Jerry was right, Yeah, I was texting everyone,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: I know, being like this Verison out for you, and everyone.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Was like no, well because your text probably weren't even
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: going through. I know that was crazy, texting like a
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: China You're probably just getting Chinese characters back.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: My Verizon went out everything. Luckily, my Verizon went out
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: right when I got in the uber, so I had
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: a way to get home. But if I didn't have
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know how I would have gotten home. Yeah,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: you would have been fucked. Yeah. Without your Verizon, what
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: I've been going up to people and being, hey, where's
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: the citizen M like, that's great to take a yellow caf. Yeah,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: have you noticed that the only cars that exist anymore
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: are like four colors, white, black, gray, and silver. No,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: I haven't noticed that at all, because I've gotten picked
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: up by like blue and red cars constantly. I think
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: I took a red Uber here. No you didn't, Yes
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: I did, No you didn't, Yeah, I took it the
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: train here exactly. Silver. Like there's red cars, there's blue cars.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: There's those blue Tesla's. Yeah, but that's like a yellow taxi.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Like these are like the revel ones you mean, yeah,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Like those are like intentionally blue, so they stand out.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about consumer bought cars.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: Were very watch Is this tesla, this black tesla? Why
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: should we cop one? Because every Uber driver has one.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: Now I'm getting picked up in like a nice ass
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: black text tesla every day. Are they like uh?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Are they subsidizing the tesla's? I wonder like, is Uber
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: paying for a part of it or like helping your
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: down payment or like putting your loan, like giving you
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: a loan and you like work it off through Uber
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: or some shit.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but I think there is a thing
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: going on where Uber drivers like share cars with each
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: other because I got in an Uber when I was
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: in Chicago last time, when I was doing Zannies. I
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: had to uber from Rosemont to downtown and the Uber
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: driver picked us up in this like crazy sports car
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  Speaker 4: and he was like, I borrowed. This is my friend's car.
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  Speaker 4: Just borrow it. Are you allowed to do that? Probably
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  Speaker 4: I would have rat it on him, like you ratting
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  Speaker 4: on the fucking people going through walls and call of duty.
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  Speaker 4: Wall hacking we call that. But they're not going through them.
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  Speaker 4: They can see through them, so they see when you're
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  Speaker 4: about to turn the corner. I don't care that much.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: It's a big problem. I cared just as much as
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: I kind of as the term I would use indicates.
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  Speaker 4: And they pride themselves on this Ricochet anti hacking software
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  Speaker 4: and it does nothing. They banned six thousand accounts, and
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  Speaker 4: then it came out that the number of people that
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: have this just one name, it's probably six million. No,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: they said that they banned six thousand people, and they
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: were like, huge step in the right direction. And then
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: it came out that they're in a lawsuit. Activisions in
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: a lawsuit with this company that provides a hack provider software,
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  Speaker 4: and they said that seventy eight thousand people downloaded it.
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  Speaker 4: That's only one and there's probably like five hundred thousand
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: people that even play the game. That's like whenever Joe
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Biden's like, we're gonna forgive five thousand student lulls, yeah exactly,
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  Speaker 4: it's like, well you know that fifty million student, Yeah exactly,
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  Speaker 4: we're giving back one hundred thousand dollars to five thousand people.
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  Speaker 4: Did you see that old video of Biden that like
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: old Biden interview that's going around which one. It is
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  Speaker 4: just like some of him talking if you don't vote
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  Speaker 4: for me, you ain't black. Now he was talking about
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: he was talking about Bill Clinton and how good of
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: a president Bill Clinton is. Was he wrong? Now, Bill
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: Clinton was the best president. But we've ever had.
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  Speaker 1: Remember how like a couple of years ago people started
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: to like lionize Ronald Reagan and people were like, Reagan's
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: the fucking best.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Reagan merch. I think we're right at that point
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: for Bill Clinton where we just have to like start
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: making Clinton merch. You think, I think? So? I don't
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: know Bill Clinton, that Epstein ship is kind of holding
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: him back, holding back his legacy. Yeah, they're actually tarnishing
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: him with that. Yeah, he said you see that. Trump
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: said that he's going to release the logs. He's gonna
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: he's gonna release the day he's gonna release Alien, Like,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: what's happening with Aliens? He's released. He said he's releasing
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: everything if he becomes president. But he said that last
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: time about Aliens and it never happened. He made some
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: progress because now they're saying that the UFOs are real.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: Who's saying that that's come that came out a couple
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: months ago. Oh, that one guy in Congress. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: but that was like he was like, I can't say
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  Speaker 4: anything about that. I don't know it. It was some bullshit.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: He was like just testifying in front of Congress, and
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know, sounded like some bullshit. I'm ready for
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Clinton to be fucking to be heralded.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I don't care what he did on the island.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, the island was a false flag. It is
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: crazy that all this shit happen and you just no
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: one can know about it, just because like three people
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: are like, nah, I don't tell them. Yeah. Like the
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: nine to eleven Commission report, have you did you ever
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: try to read that? I've never I've tried to read
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: all of this shit. And then you open it up
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: and it's like eight thousand pages insane, which they do
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: that on purpose. Yeah, there's like really only like two
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: pages that you need to read, but you can't find
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: all but all of it's like that literally has lines
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: through it. Yeah da yeah, blacked out. Everything's got to
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: do that. Yeah. I think it's just one dude. Yeah,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: Like nope, they don't have to read this, Like, how
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: can you even know enough to black the shit out?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: I don't think they do. I think it's just people
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: get off on knowing things that other people don't know.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: That's something I realized, Like most of the world is
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: operated by like your day to day you're just trying
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: to find out stuff that other people don't know.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, though, the people who love
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: to know stuff that other people don't know, there's also
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: a great joy in telling people that stuff.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: Gossiping. That's like this whole like that whole UTA meeting
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: we had, Yeah, the day before I'm texting everyone I know,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what's this meeting? About what it was going on?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: And everybody love to tell you don't tell anyone, but
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: this is it. And then you're like, I could have
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: just waited four hours to find out right when Dave
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: tells us.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: But there's some people that are just like the mouth
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: of information. You gotta know that love to run an
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: information network and like nothing is safe to tell them.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why working in the government must be awesome,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: because you just know everything, but you don't or like
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: can't telling people. Do you have to like work your
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: ass off in a fucking bureaucratic bullshit job for to
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: get clearance, to get that sweet clearance, which Oppenheimer doesn't
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: even have anymore, really because he's dead. Oh yeah, and
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: but he didn't.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: They took it away, those vicious, those vicious, Uh, because
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: he was a Communist.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: Oh supposedly, well, he admitted to it. No, he said
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: he'd never been a communist, He never was in the party.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: But he like humored their ideas. Oh, he entertained them.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: They entertained them, he listened. Yeah, you entertained communists all
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: the time with your little Brooklyn shows. I don't don't
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: do shows in Brooklyn. Yeah I should. You should to
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: get ready for this. Don't tell Seid because that's probably
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: going to be a big similar and crowd. You should
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: hone your ship in Brooklyn. I know some mics. I
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: could hook you up with out there. Actually, I'm doing
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: a show in Brooklyn on Saturday. Really we're at I
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: don't know. I'm about to bring my mom through. Yeah,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: she coming into sound. Of course you're spending a lot
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: of time with your family lately. Really, I haven't seen
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: my family in fucking months. Or maybe it was your
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: wife's family or no, maybe that was KB. Yeah KB
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: was with his family. Yeah, yeah, different, A different guy.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, I thought last weekend you were
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: with your family. Last weekend I was in Chicago with you. Yes,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: that's true. Weekend before that, I was on the Bachelor Party.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: I've been I've been burning at both ends. Brother. Yeah,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: I'm sick of the fucking dog. I can tell you
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: look like shit. I feel like shit. Now you look fine.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: I literally feel like shit. I wake up like gasping
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: for air. That he took a while to get back
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: to me about when we were recording, and then I
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: had to play call of duty and ruined my entire day.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Oh I know that's lucky, my fault. I feel fucking
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: bad about it. What else can we fucking riff on?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: Are we done? I don't know what are we at
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: we're done. Awesome. People hate when we ask where we're
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: at and then we keep going. So it's good when
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: we ask where we're at and we're past where we
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: need to be, it's great. It's great. It's a gift
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: to the people at all right, thank you guys for listening.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: We will see you next Tuesday. We'll be back into
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: normal schedules in Brooklyn. There's a lot I already did
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: on my broilreadd on my plugs when you stepped out,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: Oh you did, yeah, a solo castid. You have nothing
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: to plug right now. All right, thank you,