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Who Will Replace Joe Biden. Maybe A Vampire. · Radio Baloney - The Richie Baloney Show!

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  Who could replace Joe Biden as a twenty twenty four Democratic nominee. Well,
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  again, it's not in the bag for Kamala. I think you have to
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  see her as the presumptive favorite right now, but it's not in the bag
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  for her. So let's see. So we know about Harris, we already
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  know blah blah blah, Governor Gavin Newsom of California, Governor Gretchen Whitmer of
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  Michigan. Then you got these guys JB. Pritzker, Andy Basher, Wes
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  Moore, Amy Klobashar, Klobashar, some people have heard of They go,
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  you gotta understand, like most people in any Western country really aren't paying attention.
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  You know, parts of the population that don't even know like who the
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  leader is, like who's leading the parties? Right, booty judge or I've
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  heard people call him booty juice, booty juice. I've heard people say that
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  I would say that about him. I would never say that, But I've
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  heard people say that he's called Pete booty juice, Pete booty juice, And
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  I would never say that, obviously, Josh Shapiro, there's a whole but
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  Raphael Warnot blah blah blah. I think that the the ones with the biggest
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  names are Governor Gavin Newsom California. I don't think he has much of a
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  chance just because of well, I mean, when you are just all all
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  style over substance, you've always got a chance in politics. Just look at
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  Justin Trudeau. You know, he's just a haircut and platitudes, you know,
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  and Newsom is is kind of the same. Though. It just passed
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  that bill that I don't know what pro sex Changes for Kids bill in California,
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  this bill where schools have to hide from parents if the kids socially transitioning
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  at school. That's like in the Swing States, you know, in the
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  rest belt. Is that gonna go over very well? I'm not totally sure.
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  But there's another thing about Gavin Newsom too. There's another thing. The
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  man is clearly a vampire. Clearly a vampire. I mean, let's take
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  a look. I'll present the evidence. Look, obviously the man's a vampire.
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  Right If you're watching like some B movie, vampire movie, and then
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  he came on the screen, you'd be like, oh, yeah, that's
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  the vampire right there. There'd be no mystery to it. Oh Yeah,
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  it's Gavin Newsom's he's a vampire. I think just look at him. For
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  God's sakes, I mean, why do you think he's trying to get all
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  those homeless people to move to California. Nobody knows who they are, don't
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  leave any records. If they disappear, nobody notices. Perfect for a vampire.
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  I'm just gonna say it. A Newsom's very clearly eating these homeless people.
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  You don't believe me, well, I present this evidence right here.
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  Now. His teeth aren't out, but they only come out when he feeds.
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  Obviously, that's obvious. Everybody knows that about vampires. Look at that
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  face. You're trying to tell me that's not a vampire, that's not a
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  creature of the night. Come on, I'm not buying it for one second.
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  I get look at him, Look at him, Look at that expression
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  on his face. The things are about to come out. Joe's asking him
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  if he can like bite him so that he can be immortal, and Gavin's
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  like, no, I don't want your old blood. That's just my thoughts
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  on it. And then you get to Gretchen Whitmer. I need to beat
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  a dead horse here. But that looked like a vampire to anybody, looks
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  like a vampire to me. I'm sorry, man, I don't know how
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  old she is. She could be two hundred years old. She could be
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  five hundred years old. She could be a thousand years years old. She
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  could be like a vampire from like like the Egyptian pharaoh day. She could
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  have been like an Egyptian pharaoh vampire. I don't know. I don't know
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  how long it goes back well Nevada saying, which she does have a bit
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  of that too, But I'm gonna go with vampire. She probably got bit
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  by him, right, I mean, just look at his face. Just
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  look at that expression. That's not human. There's nothing human about that.
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  There's nothing human behind those eyes. That's a monster. That's a creature of
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  the night. That's somebody who devours souls. I don't know how old he
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  is. He might be a thousand years, five thousand years, god knows
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  how long. But all I know is I don't trust him. Then what
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  do you? What do the what do people want? What do people want?
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  Do they want an immortal god emperor like Trump or a terrifying creature of
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  the night. I know what my choice is. I know what my choice
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  is, and I don't want to make a big deal of this. All
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  I'm saying is that I think that probably most, if not all Democrats and
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  liberal leaders, you know, leftist leaders in general, are vampires. So
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  Xerxe says, vampire hairline again, another piece of crucial, crucial evidence.
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  He's not going to make Biden immortal. You want him out of the way,
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  and he's evil, right, so he's not gonna Why is he gonna
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  help Joe? Let's see, Rumbum saying ha ha ha lost it when you
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  showed his pick. Just need to put a horror filter on it. Yeah,
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  I'll forget how to do that someday. Uh says he does look like
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  a vampire. See see I mean seeing a lot of witch in the in
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  the in the comments, which indeed, I mean she could be a witch.
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  But I just feel what's more plausible that she's just a witch on her
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  own, or that she got bit by this guy and now she's a vampire.
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  I know what I think, vampire hairline. It's true vampire. What
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  more evidence do we need anyway? That's all I'm gonna say about that.
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  thank you for that. I will see you next time.