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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 23rd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the repic nature of this.
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  Speaker 2: Program, listener discretion.
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  Speaker 3: Is it lies.
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: American?
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  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 5: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 6: Day.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning everybody. Today is Tuesday day number two of five.
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  Speaker 5: It is June the twenty third, twenty twenty six. My
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  Speaker 5: name is what?
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  Speaker 7: That is?
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  Speaker 5: Greg Gory? Hey, we got Menace? What is up? What?
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  Speaker 5: Gina Grant?
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  Speaker 8: Hello?
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  Speaker 5: Sea Bass is riding? Yah, we got Sammy, Jeff g
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  Speaker 5: is here, Morgan and Vaughn are here. Dumbass Tyler Bort
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  Speaker 5: Menji on the job today. Welcome and thank you for
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  Speaker 5: being here. Phones are open for you at eight seven
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  Speaker 5: seven forty four. Woodie, you can set us a text
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  Speaker 5: over to two two nine eight seven. Today is International
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  Speaker 5: women an Engineering Day. Sea Bas be saying yeah, as
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  Speaker 5: the lead feminist on our show and an engineer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you famous female engineers. You want to shout
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  Speaker 4: out Yes, there are so many thousands and thousands of famous.
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  Speaker 5: Like such as without typing, don't type, I would never type.
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  Speaker 2: I'm bringing my hands on the top of the We
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  Speaker 2: got Wong Sue, Sue who is famous for what she
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  Speaker 2: was Bowen's first chief engineer. What's on his screen right now,
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  Speaker 2: Sammy Clarence Kelly Johnson, the founder of Sunk Engineers.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I tell you what, like he I gotta say
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  Speaker 5: that is all that. Think about how quickly he.
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  Speaker 1: He writes famous female engineers.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, if he said that, he take he took
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  Speaker 4: typing classes.
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  Speaker 5: No, I know, but even still to like, did you
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  Speaker 5: use some kind of like a voice to text thing? No,
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  Speaker 5: not at all. Okay, I don't know, because that's pretty quick.
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  Speaker 5: That might be. That might be like a good game
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  Speaker 5: or a challenge to see how quickly we can just
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  Speaker 5: like throw something out there and have him pull up
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  Speaker 5: the answer. Let's not let's not forget Edith Clark.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it was the first professionally employed female ectrical engineer
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  Speaker 2: in the US.
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  Speaker 5: How do you feel about these women engineers stealing the
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  Speaker 5: shine on on Pride month? Greg, I mean it's still Pride.
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  Speaker 5: Today's let It Go Day, Sammy Te's National Typewriter Day. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: she loves vintage typewriters. On the food tip, it's a
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  Speaker 5: national Detroit Style Pizza Day, which I'd never heard of
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  Speaker 5: Detroit style pizza until about five or six years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so under the radar because it gets it.
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  Speaker 2: It is it. It melts with cafeteria styles.
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  Speaker 6: It doesn't have like American cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Like rectangle right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a thicker, fluffier it's Sicilian Sicilian like Sicilian slices.
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  Speaker 5: But the difference is the sauce and the cheese goes
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  Speaker 5: all the way to the edge. That's the difference. It's
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  Speaker 5: cooked in that like kind of like Pam, like you
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  Speaker 5: would a Sicilian pizza. Please start saying Sicilians that of Sicilian. Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I'm weird, though, I will admit you just noticed it.
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  Speaker 5: Sicilian Sicilian Sicilian.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, whatever, I noticed it.
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  Speaker 5: I've said it wrong my entire life.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't even know that was it. I didn't even
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  Speaker 5: know that. Nobody's ever pointed that out. Really interesting, Cicilian Murphy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think we said Sicilian.
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  Speaker 5: Very Sicilian like windows like window sill. Yeah, when Sicilian.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's the island of Sicily.
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  Speaker 5: You sayli cool.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway that we played all the time called Cecilia, we do.
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  Speaker 1: That's used to that's different anyway.
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  Speaker 5: The cheese and the sauce go all the way to
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  Speaker 5: the edge. That's Detroit style, and the.
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  Speaker 9: Cheese is Jack Cheese, Is that right, Monterey Jack and
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  Speaker 9: Wisconsin brick Cheese.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's style.
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  Speaker 4: We just recently had a place that went out in
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  Speaker 4: business down the street that I saw it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, But like everybody pretends like something comes out like
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  Speaker 5: Nashville Hot Chicken. That's something I know that we agree.
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  Speaker 2: On well, because it was not a thing until there
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  Speaker 2: are two thousands people just decided, oh, that's the Nashville styles, Like, well,
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  Speaker 2: live there, and.
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  Speaker 4: I know that you live there and you're from there.
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  Speaker 4: But I do have one argument on that because Prince's
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  Speaker 4: Chicken has been around since like the seventies and it's
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  Speaker 4: longer than that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but here's the thing that nobody referred to it
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  Speaker 5: as Nashville Hot Chicken.
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  Speaker 2: Princess is in Nashville. Yeah, nobody's lying with any of
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  Speaker 2: that stuff. And like I said, you can there's there's
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  Speaker 2: fifteen of those stores all around Nashville now, right. But
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  Speaker 2: it's one of those things where you get you throw
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  Speaker 2: in a city name and that that's for for branding purposes.
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  Speaker 2: It's really good quite frankly, it's it's a It works
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  Speaker 2: on people like, oh, Nashville, but what else was it
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  Speaker 2: like popular outside of it was. It was not popular
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  Speaker 2: in Nashville. Then how's it around since like before the seventies.
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  Speaker 5: They had a store, they were there, a store existed.
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  Speaker 5: It blew up later, right, it became a thing later.
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  Speaker 5: And that's kind of the point.
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  Speaker 2: Is that I asked Nate Bargetzi, who was also my
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  Speaker 2: age from Nashville. He's like, yeah, man, that wasn't a thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's not a thing that happens all the time. You know,
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  Speaker 2: there's things they like what I've never even heard that
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  Speaker 2: there was something when I lived in Saint Louis. I
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  Speaker 2: spent a lot of my adult life living in Saint Louis,
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  Speaker 2: and people like, yeah, the Saint Louis like the to
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  Speaker 2: slice bagels Saint Louis style, which means to slice it
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  Speaker 2: like like you would have load for bread and those.
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  Speaker 6: Little that's a crime.
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  Speaker 5: Nobody knew about that, not that you couldn't like, not
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  Speaker 5: that you couldn't get it done. And there was like
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  Speaker 5: maybe a place like you'd go and you're like, oh, here,
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  Speaker 5: put it in the bread slicer and they would do it.
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  Speaker 5: But like it's not like everybody around Saint Louis like
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  Speaker 5: that's how they sliced their bagels. Nobody did that. It
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  Speaker 5: was just the internet like correct. Yeah, And when I
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  Speaker 5: say nobody did it, I don't mean that there hasn't
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  Speaker 5: ever been a single person who did it. But it
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  Speaker 5: wasn't a common thing at all. And when you said, oh,
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  Speaker 5: Saint Louis style like you know, or Saint Louis sliced bagel, people.
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  Speaker 9: Are like what Yeah, as a Jew, that's super offensive.
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  Speaker 9: I also remember the Pittsburgh style steak that we tried
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  Speaker 9: to was.
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  Speaker 5: Real Pitts black and blue, and yeah, like we called
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  Speaker 5: everybody around Pittsburgh and there is a red Yes, there
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  Speaker 5: is a restaurant or the Pittsburgh Pizza whatever that Well,
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  Speaker 5: that's that's for real.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's.
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  Speaker 4: Where you don't actually you don't actually cook the cheese.
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  Speaker 4: You just throw it on there, loose and cold.
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  Speaker 5: That's that's not a like again, yeah, there is a place.
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  Speaker 5: Well see now you're sounding like menace talking about the
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  Speaker 5: place in Nashville. Yes, there is a place that does it,
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  Speaker 5: but it's not like the difference there is like.
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  Speaker 4: The Nashville chicken is delicious.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: The difference being it's more of a smoky paprika than
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  Speaker 2: a tangy.
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  Speaker 5: With with the with the beadows pizza. Why would you
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  Speaker 5: ever do that? I don't know, I can't.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, there's those restaurants that are, you know, run
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  Speaker 4: by special people.
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  Speaker 5: That could be.
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  Speaker 4: It could be maybe they just forgot the the internet
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  Speaker 4: their Instagram.
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  Speaker 5: Rules, and maybe they just forgot that their Instagram rules.
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  Speaker 2: There therefore, forget the offensive thing I said hours of laughter.
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  Speaker 10: I didn't.
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  Speaker 5: I'm watching those videos to support them and to root
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  Speaker 5: them on, not at all to get rest, thank you,
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  Speaker 5: and laugh about how they're not cooking the cheese.
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  Speaker 4: Do you hear me laughing? Thank you?
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  Speaker 5: It's a national Pecan sandy Day and it's it's national
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  Speaker 5: and that the name, like the word itself is like
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  Speaker 5: old timey porridge, national porage.
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  Speaker 1: All those things sound straight out of the depression.
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  Speaker 5: Grits or nursery rhyme.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like Emil.
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  Speaker 6: Grits oatmeal. What is porridge like that?
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  Speaker 4: Yah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: They start which they served us at the Beast Games.
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  Speaker 4: I thought that was only in the movies porridge or
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  Speaker 4: they made it up to be fair best.
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  Speaker 5: That's a good point. I'm gonna do a little AI
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  Speaker 5: ever see that, like on a menu anywhere is there orrage.
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  Speaker 4: Is there any US restaurants porridge.
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  Speaker 5: It's one of the things. You would have never seen
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  Speaker 5: it on the menu. It was just like that's what
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  Speaker 5: it was referred to. Like you've heard the term. I said,
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  Speaker 5: nursery rhy.
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  Speaker 6: To eat porridge.
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  Speaker 4: I want to eat. There's some hipster I bets you
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  Speaker 4: somewhere that's doing like artisanal porridge, organic honey.
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  Speaker 5: All right, time for your birthdays and your porno birthdays.
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  Speaker 1: And you know we don't.
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  Speaker 5: Award winning actress. She was Marge Gunderson and Fargo. Don't
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  Speaker 5: you know that's she is today?
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  Speaker 3: Greg, I'm putting me on the spot. I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: sixty sixty nine like so good at that game. It's
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  Speaker 3: always Selva Blair is fifty four. She's a big MS activist. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she's had a rough go man. Melissa Rosch, she's on
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  Speaker 3: the Big Bang Theory. She was Howard's wife Bernadette forty six.
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  Speaker 3: She was in that rebooted Night Court and they did that.
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  Speaker 3: She played the judge.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, she seems pretty cool. She's pretty fun. See
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  Speaker 5: She's forty six. Jason mraz is forty nine. Supreme Court
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  Speaker 5: Justice Clarence Thomas is seventy eight. Joss Wheaton created Buffy.
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  Speaker 5: He also wrote and directed The Offngers. He's sixty two. Lt.
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  Speaker 5: Ladenian Tomlinson The Hall of Fame Running Back is forty seven.
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  Speaker 5: And Randy Jackson music producer, one of the og American
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  Speaker 5: Idol judges. Randy Jackson Dog who is seventy years old.
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  Speaker 5: Today It's a bit Pitchy Dock and your porno birthday
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  Speaker 5: is Loomis Ray and today's birthday Girl. She's seen more
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  Speaker 5: Johnson's than someone at a Johnson Family Reunion one and
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  Speaker 5: ninety fine films, including Amateur Load Hunters. She was in
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  Speaker 5: made her squirt all over my room and then who
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  Speaker 5: one solid polish sausage.
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  Speaker 6: Alright one at one time solid.
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  Speaker 5: That is Lemmy Ray, who's twenty nine. Years old today
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  Speaker 5: and at Chipporno Birthday and your Tuesday celebrity birthdays. Here
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  Speaker 5: on the Woody Show. We're gonna take a quick break.
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  Speaker 5: More Woodies Show is next.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on right back.
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  Speaker 5: Show. All right, attention Woodie Show podcast listeners in the
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  Speaker 5: Saint Louis area, Yeah or beyond. Uh well, I don't
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  Speaker 5: know how many people are gonna travel great distances.
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  Speaker 4: This is an awesome the event, dude.
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  Speaker 5: So this Thursday, myself and Greg we're gonna be in
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  Speaker 5: West Talton, Missouri. And there is a place that I've
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  Speaker 5: gone to for years. Buddy of mine owns this place.
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  Speaker 5: His name is Jim. He goes by Captain Jim. And
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  Speaker 5: Greg and I are going to be at Captain Jim's Fireworks.
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  Speaker 5: Now this is we're talking like big stuff, Glorias. He
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  Speaker 5: sells all the big stuff, not just like sparklers and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: They have those things, sure, but we're talking like we're
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  Speaker 5: gonna be blowing stuff up the entire time we're there.
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  Speaker 5: That's this Thursday, six to eight pm. We're gonna be
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  Speaker 5: there with my friend Rizzuto and members of the Rizzuto
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  Speaker 5: Show also one on five seven the Point, and they
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  Speaker 5: got a no dud guarantee there Captain Jim's and he
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  Speaker 5: stands behind. All of a sudden, he meticulously pours over
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  Speaker 5: all the different fireworks that are available and only stalks
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  Speaker 5: the big stuff. And he knows the stuff because this
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  Speaker 5: isn't like a Fourth of July where it pops up
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  Speaker 5: and then it's gone, like you know, day after night.
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  Speaker 5: This is a year round fireworks establishment, Captain Jim's Fireworks
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  Speaker 5: on Highway sixty seven next to the Dirt Cheap in
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  Speaker 5: West Alton, Missouri. Now, Greg, yes, how excited are you?
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  Speaker 5: On a scale of one to ten, let's go with eleven. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: because I would tell Greg about my past trips out
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  Speaker 5: to Captain Jim's, Like, dude, I would.
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  Speaker 1: Love to go, and you do it all the time.
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  Speaker 5: Now what if we drive there with the door open?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I might explode? You know, Captain Jim make me explode.
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  Speaker 5: We got the We got the details waiting for you.
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  Speaker 5: Just click on the events tab of thewoodieshow dot com.
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  Speaker 5: We'll see you Thursday at Captain Jim's Fireworks. I love
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  Speaker 5: and let's get into another new hour. My name is
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  Speaker 5: what he? That's Greg Gory? Yeah? Hi, Menace is right?
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  Speaker 5: There is Hi, we got Gina Grant and she's got
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  Speaker 5: the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 9: A legendary music exec Clive Davis has died. Davis had
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  Speaker 9: made huge stars out of people like Whitney Houston, Alicia Keys,
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  Speaker 9: Bruce Springsteen, Billy Joel, everybody. He was in the music
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  Speaker 9: business for sixty six years. Obviously, the tributes are just pouring.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, he threw a great party. Oh yeah, that legendary
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  Speaker 5: like Grammy's party. Yeah five Davis party.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yet ninety four years old.
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  Speaker 1: We can blame him for Bruce Springstein.
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  Speaker 9: I was gonna say, Greg's a litre mad about one
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  Speaker 9: of those. At least five people have been arrested and
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  Speaker 9: another five have been sighted after allegedly messing with the
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  Speaker 9: reflecting pool at the Lincoln Memorial. The pool was just
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  Speaker 9: renovated for about fourteen million bucks, but as we talked
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  Speaker 9: about last week, it's already super messed up. President Trump
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  Speaker 9: says people poured chemicals into the water screwed up the pool,
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  Speaker 9: but no evidence has been released about that yet. However,
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  Speaker 9: and I didn't even know this was a thing. One
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  Speaker 9: of the people arrested is former Olympic canoeist Davy her
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  Speaker 9: Olympic canoeist.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, you know what, some chicks.
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  Speaker 6: For the rest of it, I'm learning new things every day.
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  Speaker 6: There's a big canoe ist.
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  Speaker 9: He said he was only looking at a loose piece
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  Speaker 9: of the pool service. He didn't damage anything. Officials say
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  Speaker 9: the pool will probably have to be drained again or
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  Speaker 9: repairs and that'll cost taxpairs two million bucks.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, how does he have time for that? All the
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  Speaker 5: canoe gropes.
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  Speaker 1: That's like it reminds me of like being in a
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  Speaker 1: hammock would be an Olympic sport, Like.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Strength the canoe stuff. Do you see what they make
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  Speaker 4: for the Olympics. It's like, oh, it's like white water rafting.
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  Speaker 4: It's like insane for canoeing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you thinking kayak?
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  Speaker 4: That's the same thing right now.
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  Speaker 5: That's why it was a canoe.
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  Speaker 4: Canoes like what they.
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  Speaker 5: Do in college?
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  Speaker 4: Right, how many different variations?
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  Speaker 5: The rowing is like there's a number of dudes all
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  Speaker 5: in one boat and they're all rowing in sync. Right,
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  Speaker 5: you see that in all the movies. A canoe is
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  Speaker 5: like you see like on a pond and like one
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  Speaker 5: person at one end the to the other end with
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  Speaker 5: the ore kind of going through the which side the
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  Speaker 5: switch side, and for kayak is where you're kind of
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  Speaker 5: like you look at you're sealed into it.
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  Speaker 4: Right. The kayaks the whitewater after ra not the canoe.
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  Speaker 4: The canoe is like what you do at summer camp, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Correct, and then have it.
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  Speaker 6: Now we're on the same page.
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  Speaker 9: A Lionel Messi has set a record for career goals
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  Speaker 9: scored at the World Cup when he kicked his seventeenth
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  Speaker 9: and eighteenth World Cup goals for Argentina against Austria yesterday.
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  Speaker 9: Messi turns thirty nine this week and he started his
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  Speaker 9: World Cup career twenty years ago. He already got five
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  Speaker 9: goals in two games.
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  Speaker 10: Due for you.
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  Speaker 5: There was dudes crying what he It's a big old deal.
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  Speaker 9: And in case you want to know who he passed up,
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  Speaker 9: it's Germany's Miroslav Cloza. He held the record. Yeah right,
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  Speaker 9: he's one of you have the poster. He had the
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  Speaker 9: record for sixteen World Cup.
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  Speaker 5: Goals and got his balls. It makes them yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: bet you do.
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  Speaker 7: Well.
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  Speaker 9: There's another twist in the Nancy Guthrie case. Now ABC
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  Speaker 9: News is san.
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  Speaker 4: Shut out real quick. Messi has his own colone now
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  Speaker 4: at alta just f y oh ninety five bucks.
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  Speaker 5: Somehow I missed that my last Yes, it smells like polos.
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  Speaker 1: For all right, ol ty.
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  Speaker 9: Well with this Nancy Guthrie case, ABC News is saying
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  Speaker 9: that just days after she disappeared, two anonymous notes were
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  Speaker 9: sent to TV stations and Tucson, and investigators thought they
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  Speaker 9: were serious enough for the FBI to track down who
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  Speaker 9: sent them. So one of the notes said they wanted
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  Speaker 9: crypto in exchange for Nancy's return.
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  Speaker 6: But here's the thing.
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  Speaker 9: The others suggested she died when she was abducted, and
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  Speaker 9: she was buried somewhere in nature. But TMZ says that
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  Speaker 9: note didn't actually come out.
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  Speaker 6: And say she was dead.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, right, building in an urban area. So the big
• 16:41
  Speaker 9: questions now are why are these notes coming out now,
• 16:44
  Speaker 9: and does it mean investigators have a new lead and
• 16:46
  Speaker 9: who sent them in the first place.
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: But this is back in the news cycle.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: I thought they had a lead of her being buried
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: in Mexico. That was like not too long ago, Well,
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: that could be nature.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: A couple of weeks.
• 16:55
  Speaker 9: Ago, former Jets quarterback Gino Smith he's under investigation after
• 17:00
  Speaker 9: were called to his place in Florida, a woman posted
• 17:02
  Speaker 9: videos on social media accusing him of assaulting her during
• 17:05
  Speaker 9: an argument, made a bunch of other personal allegations about him,
• 17:09
  Speaker 9: and when cops first got there, they didn't arrest anyone.
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: They closed the case, no big deal.
• 17:13
  Speaker 9: But after looking at everything again, they brought in a
• 17:16
  Speaker 9: detective and say the investigation is now active.
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: So so far no charges him and filed is see
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: the video?
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: No, okay, So she's the one that started recording the
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: video and she's like chasing after him, she takes a
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: swing at him. It's like, you're kind of incriminating yourself.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: Well that's why they were probably like, eh.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: You're cling, I'm saying, yeah, you're claiming that he did
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: these things to you, which he might have don't. I
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: But all I've seen is that video right that NFL
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: memes Jeff you know that account? They post a video
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: if you want to go on there on Instagram and
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: see it. Do you want thing everybody's pointing out, so
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: he's trying to get away from her and go back
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: in the house. Yeah, you know, And there's a little
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: laundry sync that's in the garage, like right before you
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: walk into the house, and there's this like ak just
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: sitting right there. What god, oh dude, heavy machinery, just
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: sitting right there in the sink. And she's like claiming, like, oh,
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: all he wants to do is you know, watch basically
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: porn online and play Call of Duty.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: Isn't that the life you want?
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: Right? It sounds like Tyler's dream life. He was talking
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: about it in the office, but like it looks like
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: he got like he played Call of Duty and was like, yeah,
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: I want that for the house. I want that gun
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: for the house and got one.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: And that's the thing.
• 18:25
  Speaker 9: They when they got there, they're like, you guys are fine.
• 18:27
  Speaker 9: But then they're now they're taking a second look at this.
• 18:29
  Speaker 9: And he hasn't commented. Jeffs Jets haven't commented. Nobody's commenting, Like.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: If you're trying to go after somebody, don't have a
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: video of you chasing after them. It's like when you know,
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: somebody claims, oh, I felt my life was in danger,
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: so you post a video of you chasing them and
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: shooting at them. Yeah, that's not going to go your
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: way exactly.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:49
  Speaker 9: Well, finally, here's a little nightmare fuel for you. A
• 18:52
  Speaker 9: woman in Oklahoma was feeling a little hungry, so she
• 18:55
  Speaker 9: stopped in Arby's, grabbed something to eat, and she ate
• 18:57
  Speaker 9: the roast beef sandwich totally fine, nothing out of the ordinary.
• 19:01
  Speaker 9: But a few days later, she says, she developed symptoms
• 19:04
  Speaker 9: of oral herpies. So she had this feeling she got
• 19:07
  Speaker 9: it from Mary. She called the cops and had them
• 19:11
  Speaker 9: check it out. Turns out she was right. The cops
• 19:14
  Speaker 9: looked at the security cameras and it showed, okay, it
• 19:18
  Speaker 9: showed an employee allegedly taking the roast beef off the
• 19:21
  Speaker 9: slicer and spitting into it.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: I know the video of it.
• 19:27
  Speaker 9: There's a video of it in list somebody's so good
• 19:29
  Speaker 9: at AI. But the employee who spit in the food,
• 19:32
  Speaker 9: that was a thirty eight year old woman.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: Cops arrested her. They found out this was not her
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: first time in jail.
• 19:37
  Speaker 9: She had a long rap sheet that included narcotics, possession,
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: credit card fraud, and a duy And now she can
• 19:43
  Speaker 9: add poisoning food with intent to injure to that list.
• 19:47
  Speaker 9: So you know, watch your sandwiches.
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: Oral herpies, Oral herpies.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: Have you guys seen the trend online where people go
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: into their co workers and they go, hey, so and
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: so is bringing in today, what do you want from
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: Arby's And just to see their reaction, Yes, oh my god,
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: it's so funny. Here I have a clip.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: This is this is great, the rap spring and Arby's right,
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: what do you guys want?
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Arby?
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: What are you? Are you serious? Eats Arby's.
• 20:21
  Speaker 11: Army Army?
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: What Army's?
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: I love arby sounds like a bunch of lame ass
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: bitch best fries Arby's rules.
• 20:32
  Speaker 12: I've never had Arby's, not one time.
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: You always have to get the cheese signed surprise.
• 20:38
  Speaker 13: I know.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: I'm with her? Who eats Arby's Army Armies?
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Just they have so much money? Who did they just buy?
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: They just bought another brand?
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: Oh really?
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: It was Arby's a standalone brand? Or were they under
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: like a young brands kind of thing, like the same
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: kind of because then they have money?
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: Was it like doctor Pepper?
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: I doubt it's all that Arby's.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dubs for two point nine billion dollars? Yeah, because
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: B dubs.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: What's the other B?
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah? B B dubs B B dubs the bills, Bill's wings?
• 21:16
  Speaker 14: Uh be out here, B dubs, be squared, be out here.
• 21:25
  Speaker 14: Well that's what's going on, all right, Thank you very much,
• 21:27
  Speaker 14: Gina grad show.
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: I don't like the smell.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: So one of the ways you can get a hold
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: of us. It's old school, not well, not as old
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: school is sending like a a letter, letter in the mail.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: You can do people still do that?
• 21:47
  Speaker 14: Why not?
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: Seabash just got invited to someone's college or something. Oh sweet, yeah,
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: they send us a ticket to some event that's going on.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah no, but you guy, says an email email at
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: the woodieshow dot com. This one is from Kevin. The
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: subject line it says, to the future missus Steamboat Willie.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: You know Sammy who is going to be getting married
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: for some reason, we still don't mention his name, even though,
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: like the cat is so out of the bag at
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: this point, it's just Steamboat Willie, which is weird. Okay,
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: but here we go, Hoy, what do you show? I
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: texted in to see where Sammy and Steamboat Willie met
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: since I was on the Disney Wonder in Alaska. That's
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: the cruise that we were on. Remember the Disney cruise?
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: What did the show from there? That's where Sammy met
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Steamboat Willie was a boy called Steamboat Willie. Also he
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: works for Disney, so it all worked out very well. Anyway,
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: I figured I'd take a selfie of that magical spot
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: in the style that Sammy took in front of where
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: JFK got assassinated. So he went and found the spot.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: What was the name of that little pub, Crown and Finn. Okay,
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: so there's like a bar on board, and that's where
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Sammy met Steamboat Willie. So Kevin here went and found
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: that spot on the boat and gave a thumbs up
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: pose right there and Steamboat Willie, uh first met. He
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: gave it the old j f K.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Well, because oh yeah, because when we were in Dallas, Sammy,
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: you know, went down to the spot where JFK. There's
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: that X on the street, like right where his motorcade
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: was where he got killed. And she goes out there
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: and because like you know, cars are on that road,
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: but she waited for a clearing, went out there, turned
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: around real quick, gave a double thumbs up and a
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: big smile, and she wassinated. Maybe kind of an awkward
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: choice for a price where a president was assassinated.
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: It was a poor choice.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: I and now we have since put that that picture
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: into pretty much everything and the thumbs up one.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: It's right behind Boddy right now, that's.
• 24:01
  Speaker 12: One that menace took of me.
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: I think in front of the Liberty bell. Oh okay,
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: the sentiments there.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: We don't have that picture.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: Nope, I think we do.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure we have that picture somewhere. Okay, we
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: have to, Yes we do. No, we don't. Okay, look
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: at her face. I believe that we can find it anyway.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: Kevin says, I've been all in since I first heard
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: the show. Thanks for making me laugh through all the
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: good and bad times since twenty fourteen. Oh, I've been
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: listening a long time, including my engagement, my marriage, the
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: passing of my mom, the birth of my two kids.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: Your show provides endless entertainment is something I look forward
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: to listening to everyday work. I've already downloaded all last
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: week's podcast that I'd missed since I was on the ship.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Keep up the good work and screw the haters.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Me love.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: That's from Kevin. That's a nice, very nice bait.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Alice, a tribute to Sammy nor Love the right.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: Sammy wants to know if she was the a hole?
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: This is your Father's Day question that you had.
• 25:03
  Speaker 12: I think this might be Morgan.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Morgan's Morgan's question. I'm sorry. Are you the
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: a hole? Am I a follow up from a thing
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: that from Father's Day? You try to call your dad.
• 25:14
  Speaker 15: Right, because that's what you do on Father's Day's gonna
• 25:17
  Speaker 15: have a nice chat yea, And he didn't answer. I'm like, Okay,
• 25:21
  Speaker 15: he's busy, he'll call me back later, never call me back.
• 25:24
  Speaker 15: But then I didn't call him back again. Am I
• 25:27
  Speaker 15: an a hole for that?
• 25:29
  Speaker 12: Because I felt kind of bad?
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: But you leave a voicemail?
• 25:32
  Speaker 12: No, I texted him, but I know he's buddy.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: And he called him.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: I think you're good.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: As long as he knows that you reach it out.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: Which also reminds me I got to check on something.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: He should feel bad. He should have called you back.
• 25:48
  Speaker 12: He's got a life.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: I get it. Well, No, I mean it's Father's Day.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: I know, but it's Father's Day. He is under no
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: obligation to do anything to call back. He'll call her
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: back at some Yeah, but he didn't call her back.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: You know in that moment, that's fine. She called you
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: text it after you try to call saying I try
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: to call you.
• 26:09
  Speaker 12: No, I didn't say that. I said, thinking of you,
• 26:10
  Speaker 12: love you, hope you're having a good day.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Oh that's good.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: I think you're good.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: Did he give you a passive aggressive thumbs up emoji?
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Cool story.
• 26:19
  Speaker 12: Later that night, I didn't feel bad. I was like, Ash,
• 26:21
  Speaker 12: probably should have tried calling again.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: I'd be fine with that. I tried to call. I
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: tried to call my dad earlier in the day and
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: he didn't pick up, and so I just I just
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: followed up with the text like, hey, just tried to
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: call me when you can, and that was it. And
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: I talked to him later. But yeah, that's what you do.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: Just say, yeah, I tried to call you that way.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: It's noted sometimes you'll miss the miscall notification and so
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: you can't you can't rely on that, which is why
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: I asked, did you leave a voicemail, because at least
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: a voicemail show up. Yeah, miscall notification.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: You might miss, or you could leave a FaceTime video too.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: When they don't pick up on FaceTime, you can record
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: a video.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Oh that's true, all right, So check this out. F
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: ups so hard. I you know, I have a thing
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: with these like sending things last minute. Oh yeah, you
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: know Mother's Day.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: First, you have to put the cards in those special
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: overnight envelopes.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Correct. Yeah, And it's usually because like you know, Father's
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: Day or Mother's Day or whatever, it's on a Sunday,
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: So I want to make sure that the things that
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: we're sending get there in time. But it's like Friday,
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: and I hadn't sent it yet, So I mean Saturday delivery,
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: which is usually a premium for a Saturday. That's that's
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: even more than just a regular overnight delivery. Okay, Well
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: there's a double whammy here because not only was it
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: Father's Day and you know, we were sending you know,
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: some gift cards and stuff for my dad from the kids,
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: you know, but also this week is my dad's birthday.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Oh so we did get them a birthday card and
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: you know, and and a gift card. So I put
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: all this stuff in the ups overnight for Saturday delivery.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: And when I did get a hold of my dad,
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: I go, hey, I just want to make sure the
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: package arrive. There's no you know, I hadn't seen anything,
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: and so they're looking looking now, this was Friday. I
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: said it was supposed to be delivered Saturday. I just
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: talked to him yesterday and it still hadn't arrived. I go,
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: what the f I look on the UPS thing where
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: you could track, and it says there's been a delay.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Basically the package missed its flight. Oh no, they could
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: do that, and they said there was like some kind
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: of mechanical issues, so the plane didn't leave on time.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: To make sure they can get there on Saturday, it'll
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: be delivered the next business day. Well, the next business
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: day came and went, still wasn't delivered, and they still
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: hadn't sent me anykind of updates. So I call the
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: UPS number. I go, hey, I made a premium to
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: have this delivered on Saturday. It's still not there. What
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: is the deal? They go, well, you'll have an update
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: by nine pm tonight as to what the status of
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: the packages. It won't be delivered today either. But I'm like,
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: are you kidding? I could have paid three day over
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: and whatever the three day express for it. I go, well,
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: I want to refund. Well, you have to wait for
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: it to be delivered, then you can call us back.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure they'll rush to give your money.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: Call us back and they go, oh, well, you mail
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: it from a UPS Star, so you have to call
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: the local UPS store that you shifted from in order
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: to get the refund.
• 29:16
  Speaker 14: Anyway, how much was a Saturday delivery overnight?
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, now, this is just an envelope.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: The envelope that had three cards nothing happy one one
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Father's Day card with the gift cards from the kids,
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: and then uh a Birthday card from my wife and
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: I and then one from the kids with another gift card.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: I would say one.
• 29:40
  Speaker 12: I'm saying three hundred now.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: For overnight, not for gift cards, just for just just
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: for the for Saturday one hundred. It guess're gonna be
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: an unpressed one hundred and twenty dollars. One hundred and
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: twenty dollars, which I'm like, hey, I was willing to
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: do it because it would get there and be there
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: in time for day and of course for his birthday,
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: which until later in the week. But still and this
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: is this is for one hundred, I said, for one
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: hundred and twenty dollars. This is the customer service. Then
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: I'm getting hand delivered. I can't even call you. First
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: of all, what does it matter like once it's delivered?
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: How about you just give me the refund. Now, yeah,
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: issue the refund.
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: We already missed the date.
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: You already missed the date, So just issue the refund.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Now you have the credit card, you know, I'm sure
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: listed or whatever. Just or send me a voucher for
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: whatever that would have been. But now you're telling me
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: not only not to wait for it to get delivered,
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: God knows when that will be, but then I also
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: have to call the local UPS store. Oh my god
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: that I sent it from. Aren't you all UPS?
• 30:38
  Speaker 16: Yeah?
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: Greg?
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: Can you imagine mailing something for one hundred dollars?
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: No?
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: No, Well, if you've ever like shipped a box of something, yeah,
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: that stuff gets nuts. You know you're screwed. When they
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: break out the little tape measure and they're measuring the
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: height the wig, they're writing stuff down there, they're like
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: punch it, punch it in there, like, oh god, how
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: much is this gonna be?
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: All the shipping stuff is insane.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But for whatever reason, the UPS store and if
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: you bring it to like a like a FedEx office,
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: why like why is it so much more expensive than
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: just shipping it otherwise? Yes? No, no, no, I'm saying like,
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: if you go to like an actual FedEx. Yeah, you know,
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: if you if you just like set it up account
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: online and you you can print off the label, which
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: I should probably set that up. Yeah, you should check
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: out with how much I end up doing this.
• 31:35
  Speaker 12: Pirate Ship is a really good website. It's much cheaper
• 31:37
  Speaker 12: than going to UPS, I.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: Know, but I want UPS or FedEx because that anytime
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: I've tried to overnight stuff to the Postal Service, it's
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: never there on time, and then it's in the wind
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: there it goes into like you know, when the when
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: the spacecraft come back in through the atmosphere, there's that
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: blackout period. Every time I've overnight stuff with the United
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: States Postal Service, there is like this window where to go.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: We have no information, and yeah, you're like in this
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: black hole of no information, especially if with something important.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: I remember I was sending like papers to like a
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: non insurance company or something, maybe something mortgage, something official
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: that I you know, and I'm like, I'm never going
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: again with you know, for something important, for something that
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: kind of whatever and can get there whenever.
• 32:20
  Speaker 9: I got to tell you that last Mother's Day, three
• 32:25
  Speaker 9: cards went out, three cards to three different parts of
• 32:27
  Speaker 9: the country.
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: Never made it to anybody from USPS.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, never made it.
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: Don't know where they were at, yees.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: So this is why I always thought it was an excuse.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: People go, well, you know it's in the mails, right,
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: It's in the mail. That's why people can believe that.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, UPS is so expensive. I only use it
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: for the Amazon returns now. Yah, you can take all
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: your returns there.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you can sign up for like a UPS,
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: or you can sign up for like your own FedEx account,
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: and then you can print off the thing and it
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: gives you basically like a QR code, or sometimes you
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: can even print off like the shipping label at home
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: and then just drop it off at one of those
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: FedEx office place. Is you don't pay the the the
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: premiumcounter that you pay at the UPS or fed X,
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: because you just pay whatever the direct price from UPS
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: or from FedEx is.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: I like the FedEx also the tracking that feels better.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, well shame on me.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, and you know what if only you could
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I know, yeah, five days in advance. That's what I allow.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: When I'm setting your car, do it five days in advance,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: and you made it when the recipient opens it right
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: away like my mom will call me four days before
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: her birthday, thank you for your present?
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: You know it's your for your birthday?
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Did you know that?
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: What does it matter if they open it on their birthday?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: It just emotionally it matters today.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. Then what are you gonna do
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: on your actual break? Exactly?
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: There you go? Now do I have you knew that
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: was for let's say Mother's day? Why did you open it? Front?
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: So now there needs to be a pre gift and
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: then the actually does this change?
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: And does your mom say what mine does? She does
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: the same thing you shows. I'm sorry, honey, I just
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: couldn't stand the pressure pressure, the pressure pressing.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: I've never heard that all the time. Yeah, but he
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: loves wasting his money for procrastinating every holiday and birthday. Dude,
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: you're I'm I'm just as mad at myself. And even
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: when I'm hearing myself tell the story, I'm mother refing myself.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: I dude, I understand, Like, just I.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Do, write it down, get it done it five days early?
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Agreed, Agreed, Right, I'm not even arguing. Stupid eight Woodie
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: set us a text over to to nine eight seven.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: We're gonna take a break, and then when we come back,
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna introduce you to this, uh, this news anchor.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: I got somebody. You're gonna love this, Greg, You love
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: this stuff.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, I hope he's try.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: No, he's not drunk. Okay, he's not drunk. But the
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: audio is great, Jeff, you heard the audience.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: It's amazing.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's a it's pretty funny. He's uh, he's
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: signing off and saying his goodbyes. Okay, like retiring, Yeah, sorta, okay, sorta.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: I think it's just kind of fed up with with news.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: He's like of those guys like where he's like, I'm
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: a journalist of integrity, you know, integrity schmegarty. You know, dude,
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: you go on TV, you read words that people write
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: for you. A pretty pretty easy gig. Not bad, yeah,
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: not bad. But anyway, so this this news anchor he
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: quit and he was doing his bigbye and I think
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: you'll enjoy the audio graphs, So share that with you
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: next year on the Show'll be right, stick your tongue out,
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: Woody show, Greg, it's our favorite.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: Some people to start crying. Oh, So there's this reporter.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: He is in Davenport. Iowa. His name is Dustin Nolan,
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: and he had a very emotional live on air goodbye.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: Now things have been kind of twisted and taken out
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: of context, and he has actually gone online to try
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: to clarify some of the stuff he was on. In
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: no way trying to make any kind of like statement
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: or whatever. He this was just him saying goodbye thing
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: because he didn't pull it. I ned of the mood,
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: set up what I was thinking, and all of a sudden,
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: I just quit this bitch.
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: No.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: No, He told them that he was leaving, and he
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: had his reasons for leaving, and he was like, look,
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: I think he's just more of like a in his mind.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: He's a legit journalist and he doesn't like how what
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: news has become, and a lot of people don't. So
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: he's not He's not alone in that garbage.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: You know what.
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: And I give a lot of credit. I have a
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: lot of respect for a guy who just up and decides,
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: you know what, this isn't working for me and then
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: just pulls the record and I'll figure it out. I'll
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: do something else anyway. So he is, uh, he's on
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: the air, and here's.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: How it went.
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: Well, I'll try to get through this well. Before we
• 36:51
  Speaker 8: go this morning, I have an announcement. Today is my
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: last day here at cadop a q See TV.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: He's six.
• 36:58
  Speaker 8: I have chosen to step away from the news industry.
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: Before I say goodbye, I just want to say I
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: hope every one of you that's allowed me to be
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: a part of your mornings. No, just how important that
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: I have taken this job. How much it means to
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: me that you trusted You trusted me these past few
• 37:17
  Speaker 8: years to bring you the news in the morning. Oh
• 37:20
  Speaker 8: my god, it means to me that you trusted.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Why would somebody take that as a statement against anything.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: Hold on, there's more too.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I thought it was wrapped.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, we're just we're just stopping the
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: laugh of the cry. How much it means to me
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: a little bit that you trust. I don't know why
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: we love these clips so much. This is like I
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: feel like years and years ago, like when we had
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: not worked together all that long. I think this is
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: one of the first things that Greg and I truly
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: kind of bonded over because we were both laughing our
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: ass off at something. Somebody it might have been like
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: a coach or a player, retiring. That's quarterbacks the TM
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: I think it was, wasn't that Chadko is one of
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: those guys. I think anyway, that's quarterback. Anyway, this guy.
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: Continues, I love being able to provide a public service
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: to this place we all call home, the Quad Cities.
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: I also believe that we as a local news station
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: have to be more than trends or sanitized news because
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: it makes people feel uncomfortable.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: That's why the trends or sanitized news, because we don't
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: want to make people uncomfortable.
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: He's not down for them sanitized news because it makes
• 38:42
  Speaker 8: people feel uncomfortable. That's why the facts matter, and that's
• 38:45
  Speaker 8: why we do what we do here. And this is
• 38:49
  Speaker 8: a bittersweet goodbye. Yes, I'm looking forward to my next chapter. Yes,
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: I'm looking forward to my next chapter.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And then and then he goes on some other
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: interesting details. So he is the main news anchor, and
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: then his co anchor is this woman named Jen.
• 39:13
  Speaker 8: The largest part of this job for me is the
• 39:15
  Speaker 8: realization that I won't be working with Jenna anymore because
• 39:19
  Speaker 8: she isn't just the greatest go anchor on the news desk,
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: but she is the greatest going curbing.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: If as well. Yeah, it kind of clipped there, but
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: like in life, it's his wife with his wife.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: See yeah, I mean did they probably met there?
• 39:40
  Speaker 10: Right?
• 39:40
  Speaker 13: Maybe?
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: So cute.
• 39:42
  Speaker 8: She isn't just the greatest go anchor on the news desk,
• 39:48
  Speaker 8: but she is the greatest going curbon if as well.
• 39:52
  Speaker 8: And if you don't have Jin in your life, I
• 39:54
  Speaker 8: suggest you find one because she makes dreams come true
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: in every way another human can?
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: You know what that means?
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: Means she goes ask to mouth. That's one down ass
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: bitch right there, Jenna. Jenna's down for whatever you want
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: to bring another chicken?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Cool?
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: You embarrass her like that though you want to, you
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: want to do a rail off of her ass? John,
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: get yourself a Jenna.
• 40:17
  Speaker 8: And if you don't have Gin in your life, I
• 40:19
  Speaker 8: saidgest you find one because she makes dreams come true
• 40:22
  Speaker 8: in no way another human can.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: She's the dream maker.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: It's like you have a wife.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Get out.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: I'm not the same thing, right, I know the same thing.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: As the clip started. I'm watching it was on Instagram,
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: and I'm watching this, I go and then I'm like, okay,
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: and poor poor guy, and then I'm sudding white, but
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: I go, wife, really why why wife Tara loans about
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Tony Romans my quarterback?
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: It was all the other wonderful people here that I've
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: worked with here at TV six, I just want to
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: say thank you.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: For that little part right there. Sounds like like when
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: you're a younger person. I don't think people do this
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: as a grown adults, but when you're a younger person
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: and you're in a relationship and like someone's on the
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: phone with somebody, you might start getting a mouth party
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: because they and like you got it because you're like
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: on the phone and you're like trying to hold it together, right,
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: I think Jenna, because you know she's down.
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: Jenna went under that down.
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: Jenna's under that desk right now, and that's why you
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: heard that.
• 41:24
  Speaker 8: All the other wonderful people here that I've worked with
• 41:26
  Speaker 8: here at TV six, I just want to say thank
• 41:28
  Speaker 8: you for being great professionals and more importantly, great people.
• 41:32
  Speaker 8: There will be no more TV Tomorrows for me, So
• 41:35
  Speaker 8: for everyone who's allowed me to be a part of
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: their morning, I really do thank you. Good day and goodbye.
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: There'll be no more Wow, no more goat adventures.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: You have so many questions, like okay, So he's quitting
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: because he thinks the news sucks. So is his wife
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: staying there?
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's staying and working. Yeah, she's fine with that.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: She don't care. Jenna is down for anything here. That's
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: what we learned.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Jenna is just down. She's she's cool. I'll do the
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: trends in the sanitized news.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: She don't care.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Somebody has to put foot on the table. No, I
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: think there's something more going on here.
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: That's the end of TV. Goodbyes, and there'll be no
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: more TV tomorrow. And that's the end of Goat Adventures.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: Remember that guy, the Goat Adventures guy. That is going
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: to be the end of Goat Adventures because this guy, uh,
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: the video was this guy has got a bunch of
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: goats and stuff and these goats were like climbing up
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: on top of his geet. Yeah, and he didn't like
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: that at all. It was like, oh, no way, babe,
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: the ghosts from top of my ge what how did
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: you get up there? Come come here? Surely, come on now,
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: you gotta stay damn. That is going to be the
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: end of Goat Adventures.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: Look, if we can't we can't do this right, that'll
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: just be the end of Goat Adventures come. Well, we
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: were talking about that news anchor who's signed off in
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: quad Cities.
• 43:08
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: He was, Oh, he's gonna make some man very happy
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: sometimes yeah, and then Jenna will have to be down
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: for somebody else. But he was, you know, he was
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: shouting out his wife, Jenna, his co anchor on the news,
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: and talk about like what a down lady she is.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: And you don't have Jenna in your life?
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I said, just you find one, because she makes
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: dreams come true in every way another human can.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: And we said, wow, what a good what a good
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: woman this Jenna is? He sounds like the what the
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: NBC page guy? Oh Kenneth Yeah yeah yeah from thirty Rock.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: Anyway, it reminded me. We got this email. I'm gonna
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: leave your name out just in case, but tell me
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: what a down wife?
• 43:50
  Speaker 17: This is?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Greg? Right?
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: Hoy? What do he show? Hoy? So this is the question,
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: is my husband gay?
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Is my husband?
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: Is my husban's been gay? Email at the Woodies show
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: dot com. So I told him to find a woman
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: to bang so we can spice up our sex life.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: That's how the email starts. All right, do you hear
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: that Jeff, I want to make sure that you know
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: this story is But I had Jeff, go don't show
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: them the pictures yet, all right, all right? So I
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: told him to go find a woman to bang so
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: we could spice up our sex life. Sweet Like, he'll
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: have sex with her first and then at a different
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: encounter I can join. But he told me quote, I
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: can't have sex without having a connection first, or I
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: can't get erect Yeah. Gay, Yeah, I thought men would
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: bang literally anything. Is he gay or is he just
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: a bitch? Oh my god? All I wanted was an
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: fing threesome, and now he's all in his feelings about
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: this girl he's talking to. Damn girl, he still banged
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: her after connecting with her where they got efing five
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: hour conversation. Oh god, she sounds like a dude the
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: way that she talks, right, Yeah, yes, yeah, she goes like, bro,
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: just put it in and tell me how it went.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: I don't care about the conversation you had with her.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: Now I'm all pissed because he likes her now and
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: I'm just here. So I'm bummed out because I really
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: wanted a threesome. Now I got to go pay for
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: a service that offers that, and I really wanted to
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: bang a hot girl with my husband. Ps, I'm not
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: super Hain. I give myself like a five for a
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: thirty two year old Morgan. Rate me or do me?
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: All right here, let's let me get Morgan in here.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: Hold on, let's get a Morgan. Come on in Morgan
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: under like how she says, I'm not super Han right right,
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: because that's.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: Morgan to do it average the recap, she's so her
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: husband is like hooking up with a hike now now.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: Because he was told by her, hey, go find some chick. Yeah,
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: you hook up with her first, tell me about it,
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: kind of like what's the is it? Nikki Glazerlazer? But
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: you got to the point where I said that the
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: husband and did hook up with the chick, but now,
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: but not.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Before I having it.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: But not before having a five hour conversation to quote
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: connect first, right, yeah, which is not what she wanted.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: She wanted to like emotionally connecting with anybody, Like she said, hey,
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: go find some hot chick that you know. You make
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: sure that take her for a test ride, do it
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: quick and dirty, and then and then bring her in.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: So that because she wants to experience the threesome. But
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: he's either gay or being a little bit about it.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: I guess she talks about him like he's her frat bro. Yeah, yeah,
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: I don't know, all right, So yeah, ps, I'm not
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: super Hain. I give myself like a five for being
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: a thirty two year old Morgan. Rate me or do me?
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: All right, So here's the girl.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Let's see. Oh wait that cut off? Here's her picture.
• 46:45
  Speaker 12: Yeah, and she's she's not Haine at all.
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: That's her.
• 46:49
  Speaker 12: I give her like a seven.
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: She's Cuteau's more sure she's cute.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, more than a five.
• 46:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah, looks like she has a nice body.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: For a chick who's looking for something like this, I
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: would expect you, did. You always see like swingers and
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: stuff like swingers are always gross typically, like you all
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: hear about.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: That's an eight? What's that swinger scale? She's an eight?
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah on a swinger scale for sure, compared to
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: the other swingers I've seen. Yeah, so what are you going?
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: I'm sure, by the way, before any you hot swingers
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: start texting in, I'm sure they exist. I'm sure there
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: are like some super hot swingers, but you know, on average,
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: when you go to these swinging events and you see, Okay,
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: what do you think? So you give her a seven?
• 47:29
  Speaker 12: And I mean a girl for a threesome?
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: So I mean you do yeah, oh, I don't know.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: You're in the market. You're in the market for that.
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: Wait wait, that means that you already you and somebody else. Yeah,
• 47:41
  Speaker 9: and now you know who's requesting the threesome.
• 47:45
  Speaker 12: Does it matter?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is not shocking. It's not shocking at all
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: because is it possible that you're being taken advantage of?
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: That's what it sounds like, because I don't like your too.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: I don't know you. You're you're you're kind of put
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: somewhere look for like a comedy like super Thirsty.
• 48:02
  Speaker 12: I'm thirsty? I mean yeah, am I thirsty?
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: Well no, because the participating the guy is picking up
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: that you're willing to do anything right, and so he's
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: like taking advantage of. I'm throwing it out there as
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: a person who cares about you as a person. If
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: you if you're down, you like you could do whatever
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: you want. You're a grown ass woman.
• 48:20
  Speaker 12: I also don't think you guys know the whole situation.
• 48:22
  Speaker 12: There are things I've said no to, so it's not
• 48:24
  Speaker 12: like I'm down for anything.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: We don't. I'm asking hey again, I think will.
• 48:32
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm.
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: And I think Morgan would be down for that. I
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: don't think this is like against her moral code to
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: have a threesome.
• 48:41
  Speaker 10: Really, oh.
• 48:43
  Speaker 12: I wish I would have one by now.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I think I think everybody's correct here.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, back to the point of hand.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: The point of hand, it seems like the chick is
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: just like super gun hold that she wants just to
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: make out with the chick. I don't know why she
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: needs to involve a husband.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: She wants to have this six experience with her husband.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: I think she's there's other issues.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: If you're a thirty two and you're already spicing up
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: your sex life and this, and there's all this language
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: about calling your husband a bitch and gay and all
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: this stuff.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: She's a hand, she's a problem. Well, she's probably wondering that.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: She probably thought like, Okay, well, guys will bang anything.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: This should be easy.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I think she.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: I think she thought like, oh, this is gonna be
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: no problem at all.
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: This it could be easy.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you have this path, go find somebody. And she's like,
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: wait a minute, why what it should be easy.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: But I think maybe he might think, oh, this is
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: this a trap?
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's also true.
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: But shouldn't there have been more rules to begin with,
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: like don't get to know this girl.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: Shouldn't that have ben mentioned?
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: And he think the only way he can perform is
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: if he gets to know that.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: But I don't. I don't think she was. I don't
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: think she was anticipating that. I don't think she saw
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: that part coming.
• 49:45
  Speaker 18: You know.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: I thought she just would be like, oh, hey, go
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: find somebody. He'd be like, all right, not like this, Well,
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: I need to have a connection first. Now does he
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: really believe that? Or is he saying that trying to
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: look like the like I love you so much?
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Like do you.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: Do you look? Is it a bad look? If you
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: just jump oh yeah, and you jump right on it
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: like yep, no problem, and then have somebody like like
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: or do you because it's your wife? Are you supposed
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: to fight it a little bit?
• 50:10
  Speaker 9: But I get that, but you don't need to have
• 50:12
  Speaker 9: a five hour follow up conversation before you do it.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: It's like paying the bill at a restaurant. You know,
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: It's like you least reached.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: For the wall.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Also, This scenario is insane. You know, like, hey, you're married.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, do go out find any woman you can.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: You get to have sex with you, which is not
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: easy on any given day for any man. And that
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: woman just happens to be into later finding out you're married,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: and then later also being down for a threesome. Well
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: maybe he's very rare. Like the way to do it
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: is the wife goes out with you and then because
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: you because you're there's it's a one in a million chance.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Otherwise she needs to curate the situation exactly, gonna have
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: to pay way to go about it, you certainly have.
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: An easier time exactly, you know with with with the
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: wife in tow. Yeah, yeah, that's the guy people do it.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: They get on the apps and they they take a
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: picture of both of them and they say looking for
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: in this case unicorn or whatever.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: Blah blah blah blahlah.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: There's kinds of phrase ology code, right, but the the
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: the you go out find a girl and then wrote
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: dump all this crap on her afterwards and hope she's
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: cool with it.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: That's an insane thing. Well, that's that's part of like
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: the whole conversation up front, like, hey, look, you know
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: my wife actually set me out here. Still one million
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: chances a five hour conversation with her get her emotionally
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: invested in this guy who's married. Yeah, can you imagine.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Talking to a chick for five hours?
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: See, do you want me to afford you the email?
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: And you can like, you know, be like a consultant
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: on the on the case. That's my consultation.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: That's over.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: You're she's she's crazy, slash a bitch, And I don't
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: think it's a bitch. Well, yeah, if she's doing if
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: that's her attitude about her husband, she is. And if
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: she's asking for spicing up the marriage at that early
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: on in the marriag.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: She is.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: She's she's how do you know how early the marriage is? Well,
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: it can't be born in ten years.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: She's thirty two. Yeah, unless they were, you know, some
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: kind of child bride situation. No, I'd be pissed ifi
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: for him too, because you're writing an email about your husband,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: a radios gay. He's being a bitch like sounds like
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: a great exactly, Greg exactly. And she sounds trashy, you know,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: like wow, like she would uh like she wants to
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: have her three on a pontoon.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: Bruh are trashy?
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, speaks like a frat brou.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: Where pontoons taking friendly fire for you?
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: I think they'd trash so much for your wedding. Yeah,
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: look she reached out to us for a little help. Yeah,
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: well wants to gay or just being a bitch.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: She wanted she's acting trashy.
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so it can be both.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: He's gay and she's a bitch and a sure him
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: so we can tell he's got he's got gay.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I know that's what she should have hold on?
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: Is weird?
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: Back right now, that's a picture of your need a
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: picture of your husband.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure to make a determination and parentheses what
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: he does for a living male nurse were like full
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: the nation alright, se bass out of all the dudes
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: on the show, who's gonna say I need to have
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: a connection first?
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: What he's turned down? Three?
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: I'll defend myself.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: But he was single before either of his marriages. He
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: was offered a threesome while on a work trip and
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: an l a mansion with women in a pool playing
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: with dildo.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Literally and in front of his face.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: Absolute free pass hook up, bang, slash that.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Was that because he feels guilty.
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: That's that's the whole thing. I don't need to connect.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: The connection doesn't necessarily matter part of those equation what
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: you're talking. No, it's just like if it feels like mean,
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: that's very similar to because I don't need like the
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: big long conversation beforehand or afterwards. It's just like, you know,
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: like it's just like I don't know.
• 54:17
  Speaker 9: That's interesting because part of that very sounds very nice
• 54:20
  Speaker 9: of you. The other part sounds very narcissistic, like oh
• 54:23
  Speaker 9: what if they never see me again?
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: No, no, it has nothing to do with that. It's
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: it's no, no, no, it's like yeah, like, oh, it
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: wasn't just I get a connection. I guess if it was,
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: like because in the situations where there would have been
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: a one night stand, it wasn't really clear like oh,
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: that's what this is going to be. I think if
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: it was very clearly laid out that way, then fine,
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: like that would that would have been okay? But like you,
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: I don't know if it's been in a situation where
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: it's been very clear this is going to be a
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: one night stand, because there's always been like you know
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: what I mean, there's always been some kind of.
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: Like, if you're having sex that early, it's a one
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: night stand, but it was never gonna a person that
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: you were never going to see again, right, Like this situation,
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: it's an implied one to that.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: That's very rare.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: That's that's a that's like, hey, I'm on vacation in
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: Cancun sort of situation. Most one night stands are not well,
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: you know what this.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: Initial look, I'm categorizing myself. I've told you big regret,
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: little bitch. Yeah, it's not gay, it's on the being
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: a little bitch side of things.
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: Certainly no rets.
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah that was dumb. Yeah, looking back on it, that
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: was so stupid. What was your biggest regret?
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: We talked about this one time?
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: Is all right?
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: Well, you know what we can.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: We can give each contestant a choice because I have
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: a bunch of sex toys too that can easily be fireworks.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: So okay, you can either choose firework or sex toy
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: or firework or adult movie. Okay, for your for your
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: particular round, whatever you feel more confident. I mean, I
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: want you to win work right eight seven seven four Wooding.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Let's say hi to Valerie.
• 56:09
  Speaker 8: Hey, Valerie, what hey, hello, my beautiful woodsird hoy.
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: All right, well, Valerie, we're gonna play a game here.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: Do you want to do firework or sex toy or
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: firework or porno movie?
• 56:25
  Speaker 15: Firework or.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: Movie?
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: Alright, firework or porno movie? Crumb snatcher, crumb snatcher, you
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: gotta get two out of three, right, crumb snatcher? Is
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: that a firework? Or is that a porno?
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I'm gonna go with Let's go with
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: fire that.
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: Is a porno? Yeah, next one, and you got it.
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: That's the thing, guys. You gotta give us your answers
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: quickly because we know what you're doing. All right, Uh,
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: night lights? Night lights? Is that a firework or porno?
• 57:01
  Speaker 14: Firework?
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: That's a firework? Congratulations, you made quick work of that. Valerie,
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: Hang on one second. We'll get all of your information
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: pretended she never watched. Let's say hi to uh Patty, Hey, Patty,
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: good morning.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: All right, so do you want to do fireworker, porno
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: or fireworkers sex toy? Which do you feel more confident on?
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: Firework and porno? Firework or porn? All right, let's see
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: how about guilty pleasure? Is that a firework? Or porno.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say that is a fireworks? Right, happy
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: go lucky, Happy go lucky. Is that a firework or porno?
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: God, I'm going to say.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: That is a porno? A yeah, alright, alright, make or
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: break on this one night circus, Night circus? Is that
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: the name of a firework or the name of a porno?
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: Night circuits? It could be either one.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: To go.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: H that is a firework? All right, Sorry about that, Patty,
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: but thank you for listen to the Woody Show. I
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: appreciate you. Let's say hi to Robert Robbie.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: How are you guys?
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: Do you want to do firework or porno or firework
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: or sex toy? Firework or everybody likes fireworker?
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: Next one up, random action? Random action? Is that a
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: firework or porn? That is a firework? I've used that
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: one too. It's cool. Yeah, that's cool. Next one after hours?
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: Is that a firework or porn?
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Porn?
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: That is a pornum.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Firework or porn?
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: Miami spice, Miami spice? Is that a firework or porn?
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: It that is a firework? Alright, man, appreciate you, thank you,
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: thank you, mane the.
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: Thank you, Rob I thought this game would be a
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: lot easier.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: Well that's the whole point. Yeah, hard to tell, uh, Kathy,
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: good morning? Alright, el all right? Do you want to
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: do a firework or porno or firework or sex toy?
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Let's change it up and try sex.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: Change like your spirit. All right, Let's see here. Is
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: it a firework or is it a sex toy? Uh?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: Emperor's sword firework that is a sex.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: Toy, em.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: Sex toy. Yeah, you find it?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: How about this one, festival balls? Festival balls? Is that
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: a firework or a sex toy? Let's try firework again?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: That is a firework on that? Yeah, all right, Uh,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: let's see how about uh double delight, Double delight? Is
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: that a firework or a sex toy?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: It's a sex toy.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: That is a sex toy.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: Let me go to that.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: All right, Kathy, hang on one second, we'll get all
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: your information. Let's get let's get one more person. Let's see,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: let's see how to leah hey, lea, lea. All right.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: Do you want to do a fireworker sex toy or
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: fireworker porno?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Let's do fireworks or sex toy?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: Fireworkers, sex toy? All right? How about all American Whopper
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: All American Whopper. Is that the name of a firework
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: or a sex toy? Fireworks that is a sex toy?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: How about this one? Italian snow cone? Italian snow cone?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: Is that the name of a firework or a sex toy?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 16: Uh?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: Sex toy that is a fire.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: In case you're wondering, you can get the All American
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: Whopper on Amazon.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: You can.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: Apparently it's it is described it carefully.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 9: It's a big, big schlan yeah, gurthy, and it comes
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 9: with a step remote that looks like it's from the eighties.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: Okay, like veins and stuff.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: Oh boy does it unfortunately? Alah, thanks already, you can
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: get it today.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: All right. Uh, let's just try one in the room, alright, Gina, Yeah,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: megabanger firework or sex toy? Mega banger.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say firework.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: That is a firework. Yeah, alright, Greg, firework or sex toy?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: Optimum power, optimum power. Firework that is a sex toy? Menace, Yes,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: big and bad, big and bad firework or sex toy.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna say sex toy that is a firework. Sammy
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 11: golden shower, Oh, good luck. Firework that is a firework.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 11: And I one more for a Jeff G.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: Jeff G. Terminator, Oh sex toy that is a firework.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's all I want to terminate it.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: That's the way. The names are great though, they're so good,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: so schools si, Jeff G all right was pop up
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: with the sports, JEFFG.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: All right, start with our Dodgers.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 16: All they needed last night was a couple of runs
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 16: in Minnesota to beat the Twins to one. Same two
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 16: teams today at four forty. Angels lost to the Orioles
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 16: yesterday six to one, Same two teams tonight at the
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 16: Big A massive trade in basketball last night. Giannis is
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 16: now a member of the Miami Heat, the Buckscott Haimi
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 16: Hawk as Tyler Hero and three picks, including the number
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 16: thirteen pick, in tonight's NBA draft, which starts, by the
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 16: way at five PM. I guess my question for the
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 16: Heat is great, you got Giannis and Bam, but what
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 16: else like? You traded away a couple of your better players?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 16: And question number two is pat Riley done cooking?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Yet?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 16: He's the GM for the the Heat. Of course, we'll
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 16: have to see a World Cup yesterday. Messi was at
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 16: it again yesterday this Yeah, he set the record for
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 16: most goals by a player in the World Cup. France
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 16: and Norway also won yesterday. Today Portugal plays at ten
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 16: England at one in Colombia at seven.
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  Speaker 5: there's something I guess that. Oh, so there's a there's
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  Speaker 5: an interesting stat The average American man now carries about
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: twenty eight percent body fat. I believe it. The average
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: woman is around forty percent.
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  Speaker 4: I believe that too.
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  Speaker 5: And those body fat percentages now make us officially fatter
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  Speaker 5: than pigs are. Finally, the average pig is between fifteen
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: and twenty five percent body fat. Delicious, So why are
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  Speaker 5: we so fat? This is the over really part of
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  Speaker 5: ultra processed food and sitting around too much. Those are
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: the big ones. It's led to, you know, chronic health conditions,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: arising those higher medical bills. What's the answer, Eating healthier
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: food and moving? Oh really, where was this information.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: From us?
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  Speaker 10: Well?
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  Speaker 4: The good thing is that as we are getting larger,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: when people are wearing less and less clothes.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: So because when you're fat, we get hot as fat
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: as we get hot.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: My argument is, though, as a former fat guy that's
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: less fat, like dude, like there's no reason to be
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: fat anymore, So why is this still happening? That is
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: just pure laziness.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this pure just straight up where you can't afford
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: the free you know what the medications are not, No,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: it's it's uh, it's getting cheaper and cheaper by the day,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: it is, but it's not quite there yet. Not when
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: you're like living paycheck to paycheck.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: Hold on, and then you do the mathematics on how
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: much you're spending on food versus how much it would
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: cost to get these drugs. The math works out like
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: for sure, like fair point menace, but it's not. Remember
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: we're not just fat, we're also lazy and stupid. Okay,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: because we're combining all these things together into this. Yeh,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: because like dude, like fast food is not cheap anymore.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: Oh so true.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: It's not like I just had a meal the other
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: day for two it was like thirty three dollars like
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: you personally eight for two again, yeah, that's what it did.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: But no, like it just like the math, Like the
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: math just makes sense. You're spending way more on food
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: and staying fat versus just like getting something that could
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: help you and become skinnier. And then you also, uh,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: you know, you can get by on the amount of
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: food that you're eating. It's it's just crazy that people
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: are not making the effort to make this happen. So
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: not being fat, it's just pure laziness and I knowd
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: and stupidity, which I am fat and stupid, but like
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: I figured it out, and I even I figured it out,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: like you can figure it out.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: Just Sti'll be lazy a good point less fat, like
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: you know, that's the one thing when people and you
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: lose a decent amount of weight, you go, well, when
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: I was fat, No, no, no, dude, it's still fat
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: like you just like we're less fat, you know what
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: I mean, You've lost some weight, Like, so stop talking
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: as a quote skinny person that not you. I'm not
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: talking about you, menus, I'm saying you see a lot
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: of that, like people that like, oh they were four
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: hundred pounds, they lost fifty, there's still three hundred and
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: fifty pounds at five and a half feet tall.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 6: We're still happy for them.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: It's good, it's good, But like, don't sit there and
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: preach to me as if you're someone who's like lean
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: and fit and has all the answers.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 9: And I don't know if you follow any of these trainers,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 9: any of these dudes, but I used to follow a
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 9: bunch of them women, men. And there's nobody who hates
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 9: fat people more than somebody who used to be fat.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: Have you noticed, like I was a pig.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I think Julian Michaels used to be fat, Like, oh,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: there you go as a teenager.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: And she was talking about somebod who's military.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: The jolly is a percentage of body fat and BMI
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: the same thing, It's not.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: However, they are highly correlated. People use the well, technically
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Michael Jordan was overweight, Yeah you're not, Michael Jordan. Don't
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: unless you're carrying a large amount of muscle. It's pretty
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: much the equivalent ratio essentially.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: And then how accurate are those machines that you just
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: hold with your hands to tell you your BMI.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: The resistance machines? I don't that's a good question. I
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: think the the standard today is called a DEXA. It's
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: like a it's like a little basically mini MRI I almost. So, Yeah,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: you really want to do one of those that will
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: tell you actual.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: About the little pinchers they used to do in gym class.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a good estimate, but not accurate. Saw instagram man
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: the other day for like a wristband thing I can wear.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: It'll give me all kinds of information really, although the
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: or ring works really well for the stuff that it
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: measures for that kind of stuff, But I'm saying, I
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: don't I don't know if like just having this bracelet
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: around my wrist can tell me like all my body
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: fat percentage and my hydration level and that's weird and
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: and all these things. Well. This employee of Crumble Cookies
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: has gone viral online because he spoke out about a
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: conversation that he had with one of the customers, which
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: was not Greg, because Greg does not like Crumble.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Cookies, not overrated garbage that looks like it was decorated
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: by a blind toddler who's slobility.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: So the customer came into the store wanting one of
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: the new dirty sodas that are all the rage. Yeah,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: dirty sodas that Crumble offers. They sell them they're Crumble,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: but the employee gave them a warning about how much
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: sugar was in those drinks. Now, I agree with man.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: When you were a Crumble employee, you don't remind people
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: of the new tetional value stuff like nobody like how
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: many calories, how many grams of sugar? Yeah, you keep
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: that stuff to yourself. You're there to sell cookies and
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: dirty sodas. But anyway, here's what the what this gentleman
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: had to say.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 18: Hi, everyone, I'm a Crumble employee, and we've started to
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 18: have customers come in every day or multiple times a
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 18: day for these new dirty sodas that have one hundred
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 18: and forty eight grams of sugar in them. Hey girl,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 18: One time I said to one of the customers, like,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 18: there's one hundred and forty eight grams of sugar. And
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 18: then I got in trouble because I'm not really supposed
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 18: to point that out. And then they were like, well,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 18: you know, normally I drink ten cans of coke a day,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 18: so it's not the same thing. And I said, well yeah,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 18: And I said, so you're replacing your coke with the
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 18: dirty sodas, and they're like, no, I just drink the
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 18: ten cans of coke and then I also.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: Get the dirty soda.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 18: Oh and they also usually get a box of six
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 18: cookies to go with their drink.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well later, it's like you're gonna eat them right now.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: This conversation actually happened, but to that point, yeah, I
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: mean I could see a giant fatty doing that.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh absolutely, yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah cookie, I'm not saying anything anything.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: Crumble Cookies had between thirty five and eighty five grams
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: of sugar in each cookie. And if you have like
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: a dirty soda on top of that sodi.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: The the employee says that he's been giving a warning
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: about telling customers about the sugar levels and that he
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: is to keep his mouth closed from now at.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 6: The wrong place.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: He shouldn't be there. Yeah, you're just offer. That's like
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: a you know, that's like the vegan who takes the
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: job at the outback steakhouse and then complains of.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: You know, you know this isn't responsibly curated.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah you care about that kind of stuff. You don't
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: work at Crumble Cookie.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know where you are?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like if you're like a hardcore like you know
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: abortion fan, you know fan, like you don't work you
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: don't work at the at the Catholic hospital that doesn't
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: cover your birth control and cover you know, certain things.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: And if you do, and you keep that to yourself, right,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: because then there's been stories where people then turn around
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: they try to sue them because they don't cover this thing.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: It's like, well, no, you know who you want to
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: go work for, right, Yeah, Like you can't sue outback
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: because you're a vegan and they have meat offerings around
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: you when they know that you're a vegan.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 6: Like what building do you think you walked into?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 6: Or some of these dirty SOEs look good?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: Something that eight seven seven forty four Woodie Uh text
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: over to two two nine eight seven. We've got some
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: more Woodies show for you next time, The Woodie Show.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: All right, Well, we have a contest setup, and this
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: contest will involve Menace and dumbass Tyler. We're calling it
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: the foot Long Bromance because we all know how much
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: they love each other. Yeah, bro, Yeah, this this contest
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: was an idea that Jeff and I were just kind
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: of talking about, laughing about. And so the way it's
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: gonna work is, Uh, We've got these big long, foot
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: long hot dogs and have been cooked. In fact, Jeff
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: grilled them yesterday just for you. Well and his son.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: His son ate two of the props for the game,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: so we had to he had to make up another
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: one anyway. So it's did you guys ever see Lady
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: in the Tramp?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, So.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: So you guys each start with uh one end of
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: the wiener in your mouth, right, So you on one
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: and you on the other one. Now there's trivia involved,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: so the who's gonna go first?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 16: We're asking uh tyler questions for menace.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: Okay, so menace you will be. You will be answering
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: the questions. Okay. For the questions that you get wrong,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: you got to take a bite and then put the
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: wier back in your mouth. So the idea is to
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: not kiss. Yeah you want kiss? Yeah, you're you're not
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: gonna kiss. That's that's the idea. So you want to
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: get the questions right unless you want to kiss. Unless
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: you want to.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: Kiss, I don't want to kiss.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 6: Then win.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 16: God.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: I wish you would have talked to me thirty seconds
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: before went on the mic.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: Why is it?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: I wish there was another variation. I would do this
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: any other day of the week, but today why why?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 11: Uh?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: I want to know if I want to put somebody
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: on blast right now?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 10: Huh?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: Can you do the like the break real quick and
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: then I'll let you see.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're putting on blast.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: We'll find out Oscar Meyer.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: No hold on, guys, what you want? Watch so sadly?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: You know, then just don't kiss?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the goal.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: You just say it, right, I mean he could say it.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: I have a little scab on my lip.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: Because any other day of the week I would I'll
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: be one thousand percent down. It would not bug me.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: But he has a visible Yeah, yeah it doesn't. I
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: saw it. I saw it for the past couple of days.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 7: Well yeah, it takes a minute to heal.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: Dudeeah, I get it.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 6: Like you said, just don't kiss.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, then just don't kiss.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, then you do a gina Okay, well no, hear it?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: So okay, how about how about this? How do you like,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: how do you in in a situation of intimacy protect yourself?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: Right, you have a classic bag, so that that's enough
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: to create a barrier for see, and this is this
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: is what I love problem solving stuff. All right, so
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: this is there we go.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: So you got a whole foot worth of hot dog
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: to get wrong.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that way, I just want to protect myself,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: That's all I understand.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: So that so that way they care, so you'll you'll
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: take your end of the hot dog, put it into
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: the back, and then that way there's a there's like
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: a dental damn in front of in front of your
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: big stupid face.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: All right, got it?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah you got Jeff? Okay, all right, now here's the Yeah,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: we're not setting you up to fail. In fact, the
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: questions so there was the questions that that Menace has
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: to answer are questions that Tyler wrote for Menace as
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: his bro as his friend, going. These are things that
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: Menace does know a lot about, or should know a
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: lot about. That's plenty.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's way too.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: Jeff, let's slip. Don't make an opening.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: How he's doing mouth shape?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 6: I know what a cloud?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: Here, hold on, what do you say?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: Just makes it looks like he has a fat tongue.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: So I made it a big old I used to
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: used to that.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: Right, There is plenty to get there.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: Here's your dental damn.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: We're fixing it. Sorry, Yeah, troubleshooting live.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: This is great, dude, live radio. That's how it goes. Right,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: I need the winner, okay yeah yeah, all right, so
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: now you got to keep to answer when you answered
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: the question. Like, part of the fun for the audio
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: is that you know the winner is still in your mouth.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: All right, so we just gotta stay in your mouth. No, no,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: he gets the dental dame.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: On his side.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: Menace.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's halfway.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there we go. All right, there you go. All right,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: now Tyler, join it on your end. Okay, okay, Now
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: you got to be facing each other. Yeah, yeah, Well
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: we'll move the microphone. Okay, okay, yeah, move move your
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: mic there, Menace, move his mic out of there. There,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: there we go. We want to be able to see,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: all right, but then make sure you get that dental
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: dam nice and close to your lips there, Tyler, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: there there we go. Two men, one foot long. All right,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: you're ready for question number one? All right, man, is
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: question number one?
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 16: What year was the first Coachella and who was the headliner?
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: Eh uh, I think it was nineteen ninety nine. Raised
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: against the Machina's there. That is correct.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: All right, all right, so the wiener is still intact.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 16: Next question, Next question, what is the name of the
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 16: stadium that was shared by both the A's and the Raiders?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 19: Uh awed? Oakland College, Oakan Yeah, Oakland Coliseum. No, yeah,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 19: I mean it was called the Oh.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: For a second, because you don't have to say, dude,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: you're trying not to be kissed.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: I think maybe you are.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: I mean it was sponsored by overstock dot com, so
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: they called it. Oh, all right, what do he decided?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: Oakland Alameda County Coliseum?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, every thing. I think that counts because you missed
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: it just a county like yeah, Oakland. Everybody called Oakland Coliseum. Okay,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: all right, manage you're doing really well.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: All right, all right.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: Question number three. We all know Menace loves dumb ass Tyler.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: When is Tyler's birthday?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 17: Oh?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: Damn, just sell it.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: If you don't know what it is, you can just
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: go ahead and take a bite. I was gonna take.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: Not like it's got to be.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 6: I would say, right, I know what month is?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how much how much did you bite off that
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 5: it still looks like it?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: Please, I can still see where round starts to round
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: off towards the end.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 6: Guys agree, like, you know, yeah an inch an.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: Inch an inch? A yeah, you can. You can see
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: where it starts like around, it's still just a tip.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: All right, here we go. Next question.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 16: One of MENACE's favorite movies is The Goonies. In this movie,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 16: the group is looking for a lost treasure. What is
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 16: the name of the pirate that the treasure belonged to?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: One?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: I will.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: Okay, good, nice job.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 16: Next question, which team was the first F one team
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 16: that Lego made a set for?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 5: Uh? He loves Legos, he loves F one. He's bought
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: a lot of these sets. Yeah, I have it built
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: him here. Yeah, he's got a bunch displayed.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 4: God, I'm assumed much Ferrari because it's the oldest team.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: Ferrari is correct, man, you're killing all right?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 10: What question on number?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: This is six?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: This is already five.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, this is number five? Okay, it's ten questions. Ten questions,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: and there's now drool dripping from the whi which is
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: super hot. Each each each bro as a end of
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: the foot long in their mouth. And for everyone he
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: gets wrong, he's got to take a bite of the
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: hot dog getting closer and closer to his ultimate dream
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: of kissing Tyler.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: Next question, another Lego question. What year was Lego founded?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: Oh god, nineteen twenty six, that is incorrect, nineteen thirty two.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: Off to another Now you getting another another inch of
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: that hot dog getting closed?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: All right, all right, resting, Yeah, as you get closer, looking.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Like they're getting close, it's legally kissing.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, is the okay hot dogs back in
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: the mouth?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 16: Next question, what is the name of the NHL team
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 16: that played in the Bay Area and what year did
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 16: they leave? An is team that played an NHL team
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 16: played in the Bay Area and they're not they're not
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 16: there anymore and they left, I guess the team in
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 16: the year.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 5: Not the Sharks. Then, god, uh, I mean you're a
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: Bay Area guy born and raised.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the hockey team that one term and then left.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: And on one and then.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah that should before my time. The Panthers or whatever.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 16: Is it the Panthers It is the California Golden Seals
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 16: and they left in nineteen seventy six.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: I thought that was a baseball team.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, another byte, another big bipe. All right, guys,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: and that guy's got to relove. Tyler's that as far
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: as you can lean for like lean screwed up. Yeah,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: you could move the chair, yeah, the chair screwed up. Yeah,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: you know you want to be closer, all right, move
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: move your dental damn your dental, damn closer.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: Your face Seals were a baseball team.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, look how close to that. Questions were written by Tyler,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 5: by the way, so yeah they're written for mens his bro. Yeah,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: now these are good questions. I think you did a
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: good job. These are all things that Ben should know
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: about for sure. All right, next one.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 16: All right, Menace is the social media guru of the
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 16: show and has the most ig followers besides one person,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 16: not counting the Woody account.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: What this question?
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 16: Okay, what year was Instagram founded?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: Sorry, that was a little history history. Yeah whatever, Yeah,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 5: that's that's classic and testing where they'll they'll give you
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: a bunch of extra stuff you don't need to throw
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 5: you off so you get your mind going in a
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 5: different direction. So the question is what what what year
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: was Instagram founded? What year was Instagram found?
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: Uh, I'm showing sarente seventeen years ago, uh, two thousand
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: and nine. That is incorrect.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 5: I take another, pick, another bibe. These guys are getting,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: These guys are getting. How's the hot dog?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: By the way? Not good?
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 16: Their noses are so close?
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: Now, yeah, this is Is this number nine or ten?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: This is the last question?
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: Last question? All right, so we're not gonna get a
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: kiss on this one, but their noses, their noses may
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: end up touching, alright.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 16: And kiss maybe.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: In the Fast and the Furious movies, what is the
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 4: beer of choice for Dom and.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: The Fast of the Furious movies? What is the beer
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: of choice for Dom?
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: God, uh, it's been Diesel's character.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't remember him even drinking beer.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 16: Come dude, I guess heineken.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 10: Oh man, alright, alright, oh my man, alright, alright, that
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 10: was that was?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: That was?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: That wasn't bad, medic. You did pretty well. They got
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 5: I mean they got they got super close.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: They did. I think I would know that hockey that
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: hockey question. Why would I know that one?
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 13: I was told to make a couple questions, Hardt, like
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 13: some of them be somewhat challenging.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I still maybe you would have heard of guy.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah you heard guy?
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't think it was that out crazy for
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 5: somebody who grew up in that area. Yeah, but you
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Did you know that I heard of this Golden Seals?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: But I'm with Menace. I thought they were baseball.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 13: I know there they were for sure a hockey team.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 13: Maybe there was a minor league team that shared the
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 13: same name. That's possible, Tyler.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 6: Can I guess the month of your birthday?
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: Sure?
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 6: Is it December?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: What's your birthday? December twenty eighth, December twenty my.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: Birthday.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: I should get a pretty good decent time, you know,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: to be reminded to get the cards out in time.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: Now with all these different people, now, yeah, cool, because
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: that'll that'll click in my mind. Oh, Tyler's birthday is
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: coming up.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 6: You don't have to overnight it, Yeah, exactly.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 5: All right, Well it's gonna be Tyler's turn to answer
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: some questions.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 6: Same dog, Yeah, yeah, we started.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 5: With the same dog. We'll start We'll start with We'll
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: start with the fresh dog, and that will be next
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: our on the Woody Show, hang On.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 17: Show.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: So we have these foot long hot dogs, and we
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: have two men who are madly in love with each other,
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 5: Menace and dumb ass Tyler, And so each fella has
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 5: an end of the foot long wiiner in their mouth,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 5: lady in the tramp style on the piece of spaghetti,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: you know, and the questions are being asked, and for
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: every question that is answered incorrectly, a one inch bite
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: has to be taken out of your end of the
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: hot dog. Closer their faces get, their faces get closer
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 5: and closer to eventually kissing, which is again, at some
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: point will happen. And we all know, like what a
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 5: big romantic Tyler is.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 4: Anyway, God'd be knowing.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, you'd be knowing. You'll be knowing. All right, So
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 5: we're ready for this is the round where Tyler has
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: to answer the questions again. You guys got faw that,
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 5: Uh so we can get a better view. Yeah, we
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: like to watch. The winner is.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: The breath?
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: The breath? What does it smell like? It smells like ass,
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 5: like actual ass, But you say everything smells like is
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: it sours or does it smell like a like onions,
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: like a food that he ate like a dumpster. Get
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: we'll get Maybe this is how you guys bonded to
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: because at one point Menace was the man known as breath. Yeah,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 5: but now it's breath we'll clean him up. Okay, all right,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: Now again these are questions that Menace wrote for his
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: bro for Tyler about things that he should know about.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: All right, you get.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: There are ten questions. Question number one, right.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: There we go.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 16: Why why are the Atlanta Falcons called the Atlanta Falcons?
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: Tyler?
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 7: They were named I think after a name the team contest.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 7: Some teacher, uh sent in the name of falcons because
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 7: it's like a bird of prey or.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: Something like that.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 10: That is correct, alright, alright, nice work, nice all right?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 5: Question number two?
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 16: What is Morgan's middle name?
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 17: Tyler?
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: I have no idea.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 5: Come on, honestly, do not remember or you just want
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 5: to make out?
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: I guess? Guess out there?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 7: What was?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: What is your guess? Melissa? Melissa? Morgan Melissa?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 6: I don't what is it?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: So again what I want to see this say?
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 4: He did already? Don't write it again.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 5: That's not an inch, dude, You know what are you tripping?
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: Alright?
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 5: Something inch that we did have to He didn't he
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: saw when you take from now on, you got to
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 5: show your bike, take the bike, show it to us,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: and then eat it. It's like when you know you
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: gotta the other your kids lift your tongue like in prison. Yeah,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: make sure they not cheeking, all right? Question number three,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 5: what kind of.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 16: Dog does Gina have?
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 11: Uh?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: Oh my god?
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: Is it is not?
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 5: It's similar, but it's not.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: It is a.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: Alright, take the bite. Let me see big one, let
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 5: me see.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 5: Well that's that's a.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: Good one to make Sant get somewhere.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: I think you guys should be facing turning away like
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: he doesn't want to. Now that's two men on a weenie,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: all right. Question number four.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 16: Who won the two thousand and eight teen Super Bowl.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 7: Twenty uh twenty? Well, hold on the Super will in
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 7: twenty eighteen.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: Twenty February twenty eighteen, twenty eighteen is the Eagles?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 4: That is correct?
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 6: You knew.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 7: I didn't know who twenty eighteen or the twenty eighteen season.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 16: Question number five, Houston, Texas is named.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 7: After what Sam Houston like, the guy who like founded
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 7: Texas and all that. But Sam Houston?
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: That is correct?
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: All right, you're halfway there. We're five questions in out
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: of ten questions. Question number six on the foot Long
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: Bromance and.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 16: The Fast and the Furious, which movie did Letty die?
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 7: In? Number or number four?
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: That is correct.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 5: So do you guys both love fast and furious? Thailand
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 5: loves faster?
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: First?
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: What more than I do?
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 6: What you snuggle?
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I watched All Family.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 6: Romantic.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 5: So six questions down. Number seven.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 16: What is the largest US military airplane?
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 7: Oh god, it's not a brief fifty two?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: Wait?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: Hold okay?
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: Is it stop bomber?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: That is incorrect?
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 10: Is five?
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 5: You guys are getting close. Okay, let me say turn
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 5: it sideways three quarters of that.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a pretty small.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 5: It's a hot dog connoisseury. Now, how big an engine?
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a military aircraft.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 7: He loves airplanes.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's gotta be in your mouth, not just
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 5: like barely there go the whole Okay, right, move that
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: microphone down place? Which the one that's right in the
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: middle of the eye. We want to we want to
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 5: we need to see the bridge. Question number seven. Question
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 5: number eight.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 16: How many players play on the field during a little
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 16: league baseball game, including the batter? I'm assuming so yes,
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 16: if it's not.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 7: Including the batter, or it's nine. If it is including
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 7: the batter, it's ten.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 16: How many players play on a field during a little
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 16: League baseball game on the field. Your answer is uh,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 16: I say ten, it's eighteen? What nine on each side
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 16: including the battery?
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 7: Okay, wait.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 5: At the same time, okay, I screwed that up.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 4: Should we throw that question out?
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: I think we throw that question out because, well, think
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 5: about it. In Little League, don't they also have somebody
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 5: that kind of like in right center. They have like
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: a rover. They have they have like left field, center field,
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 5: right field, but they also have like right center. Left
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 5: center is an extra kid because that's way they get
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 5: extra kids out there. So nobody's like, you know, riding
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 5: the bench to a that. Yeah, yeah, all right, we
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: throw that one out. That one's thrown out. That was
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 5: a battle ment, all right. Another next question, how many
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 5: ounces is in a tall can of MODELO?
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 7: I think it's twenty four?
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: That is correct, all.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 5: Right, all right, here we go question number nine.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: All right, what cities were greg and Menace born in?
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: Was born in?
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 7: It's not one, damn it.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 5: It's not rich.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 7: It's not Fremont.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 6: I like he's working it out with a dog in
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 6: his mouth.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 5: This is this is very who wants to be a millionaire.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: You can hear them.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because it is this isn't audio media.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 7: I cannot remember.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 5: I can't remember.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 7: It's somewhere around the general area.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: But you're you gonna take a bite. Yeah, that's a bite.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: Let me seek. Yeah, it's closer than the other one was.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 5: All right, this is this is the last question. Last question,
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 5: and their noses are almost touching. How's that breath menace?
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: That's helping a lot?
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 5: Last question?
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 16: Mexico City, the home of the Mexico soccer team, is
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 16: in what state in Mexico?
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 7: Uh? I had to guess.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 16: Okay, the answer says trick. Question is the capital of Mexico,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 16: because it's like Washington.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: D c.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 4: It is not in any state.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 5: Another another nice bike? God, all right, take take the bike,
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 5: take the bike. Yeah you did say, all right, let's
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 5: see what the official final measurement is here. Yeah, you
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 5: gotta put your mouth on no, no.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: So much.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 5: Wow, guys, that that is beautiful. That is beautiful. Now
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 5: that's that's a bro man. All right, nice work, nice work.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 5: Oh god, alright, man, what what so for people with
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 5: that that Bodega breath menace? Because you've done a nice job.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 4: Of dude, shout out to their breath. It's amazing. Don't
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 4: get the gum, just get the mouth washed. It will
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 4: change your life. They saw that Target and Walmart. Walmart
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 4: has a knockoff version, but I'll just go with the
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 4: regall the regular old thorough breath.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 13: I will say he got me on the one day
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 13: I forgot to brush my teeth before I left, the.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 5: The one I usually I almost always do. I just
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 5: completely forgot. So, uh I forget what so while m
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 5: hm because the breath thing before it was that you
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 5: weren't brushing your teeth.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 4: Would brush my teeth all the time.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but didn't you have tonsoles stones?
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 4: No, that's something that that's that's something breath. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 4: I never had tonsilestones. Joe Coy brought that up because
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 4: he asked, did I have tonsilstone?
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 5: Yea, and he did legit the worst day. But no, Yeah,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: this was just like this was just a problem for
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 5: a lot of time and that that stuff worked for him.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: Chronic mm hmm, yeah, question.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 4: But I love that Tyler finished the hot dog after.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 5: Then that was in MENACE's mouth. I'm not.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 15: This.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 5: I mean like you can always food shows, next hang
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 5: out will be bad back in.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: So menace.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 5: He said that the tyler puke at your house over
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 5: the weekend.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were platy and hard and look, I can't
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 4: knock him for pukin because I puke all the time
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 4: and I puked him many public places, so I can't.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 4: I can't bash him for that. But the thing is,
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 4: no one ever tries to help me and say, hey,
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 4: you know what, like layoff in the lay off the drinks.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 4: This guy, he's like he always wants to show off
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 4: and like show how much he can drink. And then
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 4: we got to a point where I was like, okay,
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 4: he should just like move on to beers now, and
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 4: somebody asked him, like we should what should you? What
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 4: do you want? And he goes, oh, I want another
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 4: Jack and coke And I'm like, dude, not a good idea,
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: not a good idea right now? And then uh, I'll
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 4: tell you, Like, within like five minutes of drinking that
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 4: jack and coke, he's like inside the house, pukin.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 5: Now, where did the puke in the sink? Because you
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 5: puke in the sink?
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, puke everywhere?
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But like did he actually tolet like a normal person.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: He was respectful. Also, our friend Julianne was there. I
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 4: think she bared too.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that shocker.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good, totally to put it in a lot
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 5: of work. I'm not usually this guy. But aren't we
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 5: too old for this?
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 14: He is.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: I mean Julianne's got to be forty something now, right, Yeah,
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 4: he's well into his thirties barfing getting her pies. We're not.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 5: Hey, go ask your question because I saw your posts
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 5: about this gathering that you had the birthday party for Randy.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 4: Right, yeah, Randy.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 5: But Randy's birthdays on the twenty ninth, is that not?
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 5: But his actual birthday he is going to be out
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 5: of town.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because when the whole game could.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 5: Get I'm the worst at birthdays. I'm like, it's Randy's birthday.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 5: I'm like, why because I I remember seeing it's I
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 5: went to go look at because I made a note
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 5: of it, so I make sure to reach out to
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 5: him and wishing a happy birthday. Yeah, Like, did I
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 5: have it wrong? So you tripped me out for a second.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 4: Now, he's going to be in one of our favorite places, Chicago. Yeah,
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 4: nice at the Pokemon.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 5: There. Back to your Chicago's great during the summer, But
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 5: get to your.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 4: He got tickets to the Pokemon Museum. They show Pokemon bones,
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 4: Pokemon animal.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 5: He's taking his kid right, Speaking of being mature, I
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 5: guess what came in you guys here, Jeff's got the delivery,
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 5: all right, bags of dicks. Oh, Dicks potato chips. Were
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 5: you not room we were talking about that, Sammy? So yeah,
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 5: so this uh, this buddy of mine was talking about
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: how uh there's a local brand uh of chips there
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 5: in the Quad Cities area and it's Dicks. And it's like,
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 5: so they, you know, get a bag of dicks. Yeah, well,
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 5: Dick's Potato Chips. And at the at the bottom it
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 5: says eat a bag and it says you can make
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 5: dicks get bigger. Go to Dick's Potato Chips dot com
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 5: to learn more. Get the word out. Of course they
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 5: know what they're doing.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 4: Smart brand like a old This isn't like an old
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 4: family recipe that's one hundred years. Let's talk about penises.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 5: But yeah, they play on words, which we do appreciate
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 5: because we're victor mature. Now. I was told that these
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 5: are actually decent chips, Like like, I'm not a huge chip, guys.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 5: I let you guys speak first, because you guys.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 12: Are definitely these are wavy and.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 5: They're ruffles style fresh. You got a couple of different kinds,
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: all right, So you got there was a sweet and
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 5: smoky barbecue, and then there's also a bag of salty dicks.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 4: I got, I got salty decks.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: Barbecue is so good. It is quite sweet.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 5: I do like I like barbecue chips.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 6: I'm really not a barbecue person.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 5: Is great, agreed, And.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, not overpowering, and the thickness is perfect.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 6: They're in between ruffles and wave wavies.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can get you a bag of dicks by
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 5: going to Dix Potato Chips dot com and then you
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 5: and your friends can have fun with the name. Right
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 5: what they charge for these?
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 16: I think that whole bad box was twenty bucks.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 5: A bunch of bags.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 16: That's that's like a dozen bags.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: I think, can girl all that's a.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 5: Bad and that included the shipping or the shipping was
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: that was including shipping?
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 4: Yet?
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 16: Got you?
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 5: So yeah, Dicks, Potato Chips, Dix Potato Chips dot com.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: Worth it?
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 5: Thank you?
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: Worth it? Yeah?
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 6: Really good.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 5: Dwyron Michaels. They do a morning show they're in the
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 5: Quad Cities. Nice dudes. Man, they've been there forever. Dude,
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 5: they got a may They live like kings.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: Kings.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 5: They've been offered every major city over the course of
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 5: their career. They've been that, they've been at a long time.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 5: And man, they're they're like, they're just kings there. Yeah, huge,
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 5: huge ratings, and you know, they they've got really great
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 5: relationship with all the clients and stuff, and so they're
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 5: they're making really good money because they have a lot
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 5: of advertisers and everything else. And they just never chase
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 5: down like doing the big city thing. And I respect it, man, Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 5: beat a big fish in the small pond. That's a
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: great life, man. And you're living in a place where
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 5: it's like a dollar to own a house, own a home.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 5: That now I feel like an idiot. Well, if you're
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 5: feeling a burned out on the news, there is a
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 5: reason for that. It's according to some you know, smart
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 5: science research types. They have studies that show that our
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 5: brains they're not built for doom scrolling the news as
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 5: much as we do. Oh and so humans evolve to
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 5: pay close attention to danger, but mostly clear and present threats.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 5: But you know today, you know that instinct is just
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 5: overwhelmed because it's just an endless supply, just bad news
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 5: coming from all directions all over the world. And so, uh,
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 5: human mind they weigh negative information more heavily than positive stuff,
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 5: which is true. We we've mentioned this before, like, uh,
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 5: you know, with Morgan, I can think of more of
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 5: a recent example where there was something she goes no,
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 5: everybody goes no. I've seen the majority of the comments,
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 5: like ninety nine point nine percent. You're focusing on the two. Yeah,
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 5: that's negative, but that's that's how the brain works.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 9: When you hear that about comedians and singers, like stop
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 9: looking at that one guy frowning in the front row, exactly.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 5: It could be an area exactly right. So human minds
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 5: weigh negative information more heavily than positive and so you're
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 5: drawn to it faster and you remember it longer. And
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 5: more and more people are making a conscious decision to
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 5: just ignore or avoid the news, which for the most part,
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 5: I have yes changed my life, with the exception of
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 5: what we need to do for this show. True, I'm
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 5: paying somewhat attention, but not as close as I was before.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 5: I felt like this weird responsibility or obligation to you know,
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 5: not be like an idiot with your head in the sand.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 5: But you're right, it's like it's two and for me,
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 5: it's the partisanship. It's the partisanship on both sides that
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 5: are you know that that's what's gotten out of control.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 6: The confirmation bias.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 5: They agree with me, right, And the number one reason
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 5: people give is the news puts them in a bad
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 5: mood and it leads to real life arguments that they
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 5: also want to avoid. And so experts say the key
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 5: is to manage your consumption and the sources. So it means,
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 5: they say, keep the news designated to small segments of
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 5: time as much as possible. And here's the thing, stick
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 5: to accurate, trustworthy sources.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 4: What are those?
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 5: Let us know, Yeah, what are those?
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: Where it used to be the thing where I go home,
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 1: turn on the news and it would stay on so
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 1: long as I'm as I was awake, it would be on.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 1: And now that I don't do that, Yeah thousand, you.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 6: Know where I get all my news from the fridge.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah. When Gina moved into her house, the refrigerator they
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 5: have fancy yeah, like shed. Yeah, she lucked out and
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 5: she had this fridge, which that's the thing. You would
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 5: have never bought some of that for yourself and got
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 5: that never. That was like one of MENACE's dreams.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 7: Was to have the.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 6: If I had Alexa. But I'm not there yet.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 4: But I I watched the news all day every day,
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 4: consume it, love it, but totally disconnected from it. But
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 4: the only thing is I had to learn that not
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 4: everybody is disconnected from it, and they have emotion when
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 4: they hear certain news, and like like, oh, I got
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 4: to like do this by myself because I have other
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 4: people around me. They're gonna get like really like I
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 4: don't know, moved in either direction about what is being reported.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 4: And I'm just like, hey, I'm just trying to be informed,
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 4: but you're just like taking this passionate stance on it
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 4: whatever you know, and I just don't care. I just
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 4: want to hear what's going on.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, if you want to know what's going on
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 5: and nothing bad, just good, let's uh, let's find out
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 5: what we have here. Oh I had something about her
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 5: going on, So now that's how you do it. Yeah,
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 5: all right, So this is uh, this is good man.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 5: You've probably seen this guy on social media. Greg, you
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 5: might you're not on a social media as much. But
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 5: does Spencer of sb mowing. He makes those videos where
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 5: he mos and he cleans up people's property for free,
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 5: and he posts all that stuff online. I love those. Yeah,
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 5: they're good, you know what, because it's so satisfying.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 1: It is the most satisfying. Yeah, step by step, and
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: I like how he uses the blower in between, not
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: just at the end he does.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 5: This is a woman that he met, Debbie. She recently
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 5: fell in hard times when she lost her husband.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 16: So this is your yard.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 5: You're dealing with that here. Yeah, man, when was the
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 5: last time that was mode? You think last year, last fall?
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 5: Kind of embarrassed by it all.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 17: Well, this is nothing that we can't fix up and
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 17: get looking good for you. We wanted to pay your rent,
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 17: your last three months of rent that you're backed up on.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: You don't really have to do that. You've done to
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: lecture me already.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 17: We want to and we've got We've got lots of
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 17: people that are donating to the nonprofit and this.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 5: Is what they do it for, to help people like
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 5: you out.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 4: So awesome.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 5: I love they They've raised over six hundred and fifty
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 5: thousand dollars for her. Yeah that's cool. Yeah, hell yeah
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 5: that cool?
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: So sweet?
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 6: Given?
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it is?
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 5: It isn't that nice?
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: That is nice?
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 1: I saw something that you guys are gonna judge me
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 1: so harshly for. But a movie with people that I
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 1: generally don't like, and I loved the movie. It called
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 1: about my father star worrying Sebastian Maniscalco enjoyable. This was good.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: If you want a lighthearted movie and maybe get him
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: back into your good graces, this will do the trick
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 1: Robert de Niro and Sebastian Maniscalcro.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 5: Greg was the one who was the Sebastian man of
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 5: Scalco fan and then you turned me, so you know
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 5: what this is. This is like when you break up
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 5: with somebody and all I can remember the good times
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 5: and so like you're you're one of those people who's
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 5: prone to go back to an X. I went back
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 5: and I was like, this movie was actually pretty well done.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 6: Are you going to take him back in your life?
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 1: Not his stand up, but if now if I met
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: him face to face, which I never will, I would
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 1: borderline feel guilty about hating him so much.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 5: Greg, we dissected that movie I know it was terrible.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 5: It was not terrible, it was Greg likes terrible movies.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 5: This makes me like whenever Greg compliments something, I'm now like, oh,
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 5: but he.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: Liked Jexyfather should have been You forgot to preface that
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 1: with should have won an oscar checks.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 5: All right, well here let's uh, let's let's challenge Sea Bass.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 5: What's going on.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 5: Just Sea Bass? What's good?
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 1: Like to give us like something we already mentioned Jacks.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, not like a movie. I'm saying just
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 5: in general, something you saw or something going on that
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 5: you know, like, uh, something good that you can share,
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 5: but personally or somebody maybe you saw or some sort
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 5: of cheers perhaps, I don't know. I'm just saying, like,
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 5: it's just something something good, not not not negative bad.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 4: This is I would say, just riding the cyber trucks
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 4: always good.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 5: That's fine. They keep upgrading these self driving software.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 4: To make it even more like easy and smooth, which
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 4: I like a lot.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: Me just died over the weekend, yet, come on, minace,
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 2: cyber truck has already saved thousands of lives. Again, thirty
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: thousand people die in human driving driven cars every year.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 2: They will go away the self driving cars. So yeah,
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 2: that's that's always been good.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 4: Uh Okay, that's it's a pleasure every time I step
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 4: out in and that's what's good. Uh. Well, I have
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 4: nothing to do with any of this, but I maybe
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 4: just because of my age, I just see more and
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 4: more of it, and then I did actually look into it.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 4: But shout out to youth sports.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 17: Man.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 4: It's up fifty eight percent in America in the past year.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 4: And you know, we had all this doom and gloom
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 4: with the young people saying like all they're doing is
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 4: staying in their house and they're not going outside and
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 4: you know, playing with their friends and they're just playing
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 4: Fortnite or they're playing you know, all these other online
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 4: games and not really going outside and seeing stuff. But
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 4: all I hear about now more and more is youth sports.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 4: Even though I do believe it is a gigantic money
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 4: grab by all the different people that are involved, but
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 4: at least they're going outside and doing things.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 4: I do see the also the parents getting way into
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 4: it and being a little extra at the games, which
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 4: is kind of sad. But kids being outside, being involved
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 4: in sports, being active, I think is pretty pretty cool
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 4: and I'm glad to see that. It's like crowing.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 5: I agree with that, But that fifty eight percent number
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 5: be right.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 4: At least that's what online told me. But I just
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 4: feel like it's more. I just hear about it more
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 4: and more and more. And maybe because of my age,
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 4: my age group. Maybe I don't know, but what I
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 4: looked up in my research, Steve as it is up.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm noticing. I'm noticing even in an
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 5: attempt to just give good news and positive news, we
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 5: can't help ourselves, but then jump in and crap on
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 5: at least an element of it.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 6: I think I can do it.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 5: I feel like, but like, do you see what I'm saying? Yeah,
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 5: it's kind of who we are. It's not fifty here,
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 5: we could have kept on moving. You when you throw
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 5: out something that's clearly wrong, it throws people. Not just
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 5: trying to grow, I think, is.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 4: What I'm reading. Participation rates tracked by the federal government
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 4: recently grows up to fifty eight percent, not up by Uh.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 5: That's a big difference. All right, We're trying to has
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 5: no critical thinking skills whatsoever. Okay, what's good?
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 9: So I don't really I don't know anything about the
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 9: World Cup. I don't know anything about soccer, but I
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 9: am loving all these stories of the people coming in
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 9: from different countries and loving so many things about the US.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 6: There's all kinds of posts about.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 9: They love free refills at restaurants, they love bread baskets
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 9: at obsessed with ranch to the point where they're doing
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  Speaker 9: like three point four ounce ranch packets at the airport
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  Speaker 9: ranch home exactly, and they are having the best time.
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  Speaker 6: They love Texas Roadhouse.
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  Speaker 5: I saw how they were like amazed by the size,
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  Speaker 5: and it looked like their medium size strengths. Like guys,
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  Speaker 5: look at the saws of this, look at the size
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  Speaker 5: of this fizzy drink, and it's like that's a medium
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  Speaker 5: Like calm down, like a triple big golfer.
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  Speaker 6: I saw a guy who just kept getting refills of coke.
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  Speaker 5: And please a slow down.
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  Speaker 4: These are I can pull a sea bass.
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  Speaker 5: On this one. Oh it's not.
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  Speaker 4: We're trying enjoying the fatness and twenty no, no no,
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  Speaker 4: because I heard a podcast talking about the same subject
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  Speaker 4: of what she's talking about and these aren't my words, Gina,
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  Speaker 4: but they're like, yeah, like everybody's celebrating all this, but
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  Speaker 4: they act like none of these people ever visit America,
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  Speaker 4: like all year long, and they just discover the stuff.
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  Speaker 4: The only reason that we hear about it on social
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  Speaker 4: media is because of the soccer games, right, But they're
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  Speaker 4: coming here and mass there are people who've never been
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  Speaker 4: and I'll be saying, good, I think this might be
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  Speaker 4: the best summer of our lifetimes. We've got again. I
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  Speaker 4: hate soccer, but I think, like, the people coming here
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  Speaker 4: are great.
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  Speaker 6: They're going to cities, cities they would not come to
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  Speaker 6: the US.
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  Speaker 4: Anniversary. So I think this as far as just big
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  Speaker 4: events in this country, that's this is probably the best
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  Speaker 4: summer ever. This is super nova.
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  Speaker 6: They're not coming to like New York and l A.
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  Speaker 6: They're coming to like smaller but still really big cities
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  Speaker 6: and they're loving it.
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  Speaker 1: I agree with that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm also hearing about the FIFA of fifteen. Have
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  Speaker 5: you heard about that. It's like when people join the show,
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  Speaker 5: like Jeff is in the middle of this now, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: the fifteen. Yeah, so World Cup fans, you know, they're
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  Speaker 5: they're talking about this FIFA fifteen getting SUPERI all the
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  Speaker 5: food choices, like this is a Scottish girl eating at
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  Speaker 5: raising canes. Let me get this hold stand by here,
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  Speaker 5: hold on, let me get the.
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  Speaker 7: Only midnight in Boston, and we needed some food.
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  Speaker 5: After we went to the pub, we got Brason Kenes
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  Speaker 5: to try. I went for the box common milk.
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  Speaker 4: I'm actually so excited.
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  Speaker 18: I feel like I've seen so many people do muck bands.
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  Speaker 5: Mr Sauce It's almost like garlice. The chips are really basic,
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  Speaker 5: but in the.
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  Speaker 7: Sauce Delicious had this back, homeless would be like drunk food.
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  Speaker 5: Chips are basic. The sauces delash so.
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  Speaker 4: Videos.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, here, here's good.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 5: I finally passed my instrument rating. I had my my
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  Speaker 5: FA exam, and uh now I got everything I would
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  Speaker 5: possibly need for what I want to do when it
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  Speaker 5: comes to you know, aviations, and there's nothing else I need.
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  Speaker 4: Flying solo, literally you could have done that before.
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  Speaker 5: I'm saying, but that now it's like, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 5: not restricted by you know, having to fly in visual conditions.
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  Speaker 1: And things like that.
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  Speaker 4: So I tell you what Man Air Force one that was.
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  Speaker 5: That was a lot of work. That was a lot
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  Speaker 5: of studying. It was a ton of studying. I don't
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  Speaker 5: think I've never studied or worked that hard on anything before.
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  Speaker 5: I think in my entire life.
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  Speaker 6: It's amazing, Yeah, because it doesn't.
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  Speaker 5: It's it's not something that comes really like naturally, you know,
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  Speaker 5: because it's something you've never done before, and talking about
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  Speaker 5: things you've never really even had to like think twice about.
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  Speaker 5: And so that's done.
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  Speaker 6: That's incredible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm as though I think you could. You could go
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  Speaker 4: to one of those big you know, learn to fly,
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  Speaker 4: the seven thirty seven and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Good, Yeah, because then you get type rated on like
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  Speaker 5: a seven seventh. That's be cool five, be fun to
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  Speaker 5: it'd be fun to learn how to do it. I
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  Speaker 5: think the next thing I want to learn how to
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  Speaker 5: fly would be a helicopter really just to just to
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  Speaker 5: know how to do it, but wouldn't use it for anything.
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  Speaker 5: It it'll be like, oh, just something to know how
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  Speaker 5: to do.
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  Speaker 4: Is this Bruce Goose still around? What Bruce Goose?
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  Speaker 5: From Bruce Goose? I don't know. Send us a text
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, life is hard because life is a bitch. It
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 1: would be easy if it.
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  Speaker 5: Was a slut so easy, cut down.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's what been saying.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw it. It's not in America. Forget where
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  Speaker 5: the advertisement was, and it was basically said, yes that easy,
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 5: and it's for whatever the company was. And it was
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 5: a woman sitting on a like a lounger chair and
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  Speaker 5: one leg over each arm of the chair. Okay, said,
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  Speaker 5: I said, yes that easy. I thought that was pretty fun.
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  Speaker 5: That's clever. Yeah, all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory,
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  Speaker 5: I mean, thank you so much for giving the Woo
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  Speaker 5: Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know,
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  Speaker 5: we'd love it. Appreciate you for that. The rest of
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  Speaker 5: you guys can suck it. Catch back here on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 5: Have a great day. S M D double M. I
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  Speaker 5: quit this bitch.