The Truth Is My Luggage Dances Better Than I Do
It was not long after I began the first leg of a get-a-way to Arizona that my suitcase took control. My own luggage made it clear that if we were going to dance, it would be the one leading, and I would be the one to follow. If my suitcase was meant to be more coordinated than I was, Ginger Rogers would have paired with one a long time ago, and ditched Fred Astaire. Grab the handle, and step aside Security.
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