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El Chiste Malo 352 · Chiste Malo

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  Speaker 1: El Chiste Malo, en Spotify, es presentado por.
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  Speaker 1: Un clásico, El Chiste Malo, en La Papaya, Extra FM.
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  Speaker 2: Eh, oculista, está el oculista,¿ hasta qué letra del cartel
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  Speaker 2: puedes ver?
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  Speaker 1: Dice,¿ qué.
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  Speaker 2: Cartel?
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  Speaker 3: Me compré un mapa de los Pirineos, pero está lleno
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  Speaker 3: de faltas de orografía.
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  Speaker 1: Shh.
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  Speaker 2: Cómo se llama el campeón de buceo japonés?
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  Speaker 1: Tocofondo? Sí, claro.
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  Speaker 3: Un borrachito que está en la esquina y pasa una
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  Speaker 3: mujer que vende tamales. Y entonces el borrachito dice, ahí
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  Speaker 3: viene un tanquecito. Y la señora le dice,¿ qué le
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  Speaker 3: pasa a borracho nefasto? Uy, es de guerra.
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  Speaker 1: Quiere pelear.
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  Speaker 3: Mi amigo Ramón, el disléxico, se llama Román.
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  Speaker 2: I was 14 years old and my mother appeared behind
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  Speaker 2: me and in the Google search engine she had only
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  Speaker 2: put senos and I completed it by putting cosenos. And
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  Speaker 2: I told my mother that I liked math and since
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  Speaker 2: then I have tried to sustain the lie. Now I
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  Speaker 2: am studying a doctorate in mathematics so that my mother
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  Speaker 2: does not think.
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  Speaker 1: That her son was a pig from adolescence.
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  Speaker 3: Each time I see in a package that says easy
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  Speaker 3: to open, I know I need a katana to open it.
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  Speaker 2: On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do
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  Speaker 2: you like to argue?
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  Speaker 3: If you can't, from 1 to 15. No, why not?
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  Speaker 3: Why not? An exorcist priest arrives at the house of
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  Speaker 3: a regio.
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  Speaker 1: And he says, tell me. In Monterrey?
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  Speaker 3: In Monterrey, yes. He called me because there are presences
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  Speaker 3: in his.
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  Speaker 2: House, right?
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  Speaker 3: In what colony were they?
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  Speaker 1: In Al-Arsazara?
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  Speaker 3: In Al-Arsazara, yes. Sí, sí, sí, fíjese, siento que algo
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  Speaker 3: hay aquí en la casa, padre. Ah, muy bien, vamos
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  Speaker 3: a rezar y vamos a hacer oración para echarlos de
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  Speaker 3: su casa.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, o sea, no molestan.
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  Speaker 3: Lo que yo creo es que paguen renta. Sí, sí, claro.
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  Speaker 1: Lo que yo creo es que paguen renta, pelado.
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  Speaker 2: Por qué el televisor cruzó la carretera?
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  Speaker 1: El televisor?
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  Speaker 2: Sí.
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  Speaker 3: Cruzó la carretera para cambiar de canal?
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  Speaker 2: Porque quería hacer pantalla plana.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, in the restaurants in Greece, a large ration is
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  Speaker 3: also called a platón.
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  Speaker 1: Very well, Mendoza, what do we have?
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  Speaker 3: We have a 24-year-old white man. Do you know anything
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  Speaker 3: about the weapon of crime?
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  Speaker 1: Well, he was attacked.
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  Speaker 3: With a guitar, a piano and a cello.
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  Speaker 1: Everything with strings.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, everything with strings, everything with strings.
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  Speaker 3: With so many cooking television shows, now everyone wants to
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  Speaker 3: be a chef. A ver si ya empezamos a hacer
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  Speaker 3: Master Albañil, La Isla de los Plomeros o Pesadilla en
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  Speaker 3: la Obra.
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  Speaker 1: Claro, que nunca encontramos uno bueno. Un clásico. El Chiste
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  Speaker 1: Malo en La Papaya.
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  Speaker 2: El Chiste Malo en Spotify fue presentado por.