Latest / Reality TV Cringe / 351: Sister Wives Rewind - Pawn Shops and Polygamy Perks (S10 E2)
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- 2:04Speaker 1: before we get into our recap as usual, I just
- 2:07Speaker 1: want to ask you what your thoughts and your feelings
- 2:09Speaker 1: are about the episode that we just watched.
- 2:12Speaker 4: I just find it interesting that so many of these
- 2:14Speaker 4: brown kids go to college and then they drop out,
- 2:16Speaker 4: like immediately.
- 2:17Speaker 1: What's happening with that?
- 2:19Speaker 4: And it's like really quick, like they literally just left
- 2:21Speaker 4: for college, like I feel like a couple episodes ago. Yeah,
- 2:24Speaker 4: and so they've probably only been in school for maybe
- 2:27Speaker 4: a year. But like we already have Maddie dropping out,
- 2:31Speaker 4: we got Mikelthy dropping out.
- 2:33Speaker 2: I don't know if asmen is. I couldn't really tell you.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Now it sounds like she's moving in with Robin's Yeah,
- 2:38Speaker 1: and she can go to school as.
- 2:40Speaker 4: Well, still stay in school. But I'm just like, why
- 2:42Speaker 4: y'all dropping out?
- 2:43Speaker 1: Though I don't know money.
- 2:45Speaker 4: Maybe I was kind of wondering that, Like I wonder
- 2:47Speaker 4: if the parents were like, hmm, can't afford tuition, so
- 2:50Speaker 4: we already think you're gonna be a failure.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Maybe just drop go work at a pawnshop. I don't
- 2:58Speaker 1: have a takeaway. I was supremely bored. Yeah, I guess
- 3:00Speaker 1: that's my takeaway. So I'm just here to snipe and
- 3:04Speaker 1: be the little parrot. Yeah, make in trouble, all right. So,
- 3:07Speaker 1: without further ado, let's get into our recap of season ten,
- 3:11Speaker 1: episode to the Catfish season of Sister Wives.
- 3:15Speaker 4: In te told pond shops and polygamy perks. Okay, well, amazing.
- 3:21Speaker 4: So we begin the episode. It's three weeks after their
- 3:26Speaker 4: family therapy session with Nancy discussing the catfish.
- 3:31Speaker 1: That resulted in nothing.
- 3:32Speaker 4: And literally nothing. It was kind of interesting the way
- 3:35Speaker 4: that they were talking about it, because like Mary is saying,
- 3:38Speaker 4: we're working through it, like we're getting through, we're trying
- 3:41Speaker 4: to reconnect as a family and also as a couple.
- 3:45Speaker 4: But she's not really saying that, but she's just like, yeah,
- 3:47Speaker 4: we're working through It'll be all right. And then we
- 3:49Speaker 4: hear from Cody who's like, I don't know what to think,
- 3:52Speaker 4: I don't know what to feel, I don't know what
- 3:55Speaker 4: to do in this situation. I'm just here right basically
- 3:59Speaker 4: what Cody is saying. And we all know that behind
- 4:02Speaker 4: the scenes, Cody is checked out from this. He's supremely
- 4:07Speaker 4: betrayed and he's not working on anything with Mary.
- 4:11Speaker 1: No, not at all. He can't stand her at all.
- 4:14Speaker 4: And then Janelle, we hear from her saying that the
- 4:16Speaker 4: real work is going to be coming back together as
- 4:19Speaker 4: a family because obviously this caused a big rift and
- 4:24Speaker 4: Mary feels like a square pig trying to fit herself
- 4:26Speaker 4: in a round hole, so we have to work on
- 4:29Speaker 4: bringing her back into the family. And it's just it's
- 4:32Speaker 4: interesting watching this back because this really is like the
- 4:36Speaker 4: crack and the foundation. I mean, obviously there were little
- 4:39Speaker 4: fractures and stuff here and there, and like Cody was
- 4:42Speaker 4: already favoring Robin, but Mary having an emotional affair with
- 4:48Speaker 4: a man online really was, what done it?
- 4:51Speaker 1: Yeah? I think it just brought it out into the forefront.
- 4:54Speaker 1: And can you imagine being Mary, like taking such a
- 5:00Speaker 1: a supreme chance with some rando online, some person that
- 5:04Speaker 1: you think is a guy that you fall in love
- 5:06Speaker 1: with according to the recordings that we've listened to, like
- 5:09Speaker 1: she fell in love with Sam, and then to find
- 5:13Speaker 1: out that you were talking to a woman, and then
- 5:15Speaker 1: it gets leaked to the public, and then you have
- 5:18Speaker 1: to go crawling back to the husband who alienated you
- 5:22Speaker 1: in the first place, just so that you can stay
- 5:24Speaker 1: in the family.
- 5:25Speaker 4: Yep.
- 5:25Speaker 1: God, what a terrible position to be in.
- 5:27Speaker 4: And then we have to lie about the situation too,
- 5:31Speaker 4: make herself out to be the victim in it and
- 5:33Speaker 4: that she was targeted or whatever, because they don't want
- 5:35Speaker 4: the real truth to come out, which is that her
- 5:38Speaker 4: and Cody's relationship has been horrible, and you know, the
- 5:41Speaker 4: family is actually really dysfunctional at this point in time,
- 5:44Speaker 4: and Christine's addicted to opiates, and like, right, how many
- 5:47Speaker 4: things happening in this family. They're trying to keep it
- 5:50Speaker 4: under wraps, but it is falling apart before our eyes,
- 5:54Speaker 4: Yes it is. And so after we gloss over the Catfish,
- 5:59Speaker 4: which was such a big dil this season and the
- 6:01Speaker 4: end of last season.
- 6:03Speaker 1: Until the last season, Like, yeah, it is a huge
- 6:06Speaker 1: deal that we need to be talking about more. It
- 6:08Speaker 1: drives me crazy that we just keep it moving now
- 6:11Speaker 1: onto Mickelty or whatever, going to Saint George, Utah.
- 6:15Speaker 4: Literally, Cody's like there's a lot of changes happening in
- 6:17Speaker 4: the family, like Mikeelty and Aspen are moving out, Like, Okay,
- 6:20Speaker 4: nobody cares.
- 6:21Speaker 1: Nobody cares, talk about the affair, talk about the banana
- 6:26Speaker 1: in your wife's mouth.
- 6:28Speaker 4: No for real though, But yeah, we quickly shift gears
- 6:32Speaker 4: to Mikelty and Aspen in their apartment and they are
- 6:36Speaker 4: basically sick of living with each other because Michelty is
- 6:40Speaker 4: still like a child according to everybody, Like she doesn't
- 6:43Speaker 4: want to be told what to do, and Aspen doesn't
- 6:46Speaker 4: want to be a mother to any of her siblings,
- 6:50Speaker 4: and she says that multiple times in this episode, which
- 6:52Speaker 4: I did think was very poignant. I guess when she
- 6:55Speaker 4: was living with McKelty, she was still taking on that
- 6:58Speaker 4: mothering role, and you can even see it in their
- 7:01Speaker 4: interactions in this episode. She's like telling Mickelty what to
- 7:04Speaker 4: do and how to pack things and make sure you
- 7:07Speaker 4: close the door, and make sure you do this, this
- 7:09Speaker 4: and this, And I really felt for as been here
- 7:11Speaker 4: as like another eldest daughter, Like that's really hard to
- 7:14Speaker 4: stop managing other people. But she has been doing it
- 7:17Speaker 4: her entire fucking life. And so mickelty is gonna move
- 7:22Speaker 4: down to Saint George, Utah to live her dream of
- 7:25Speaker 4: working at the pawn shop.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Well, and before we got on recording, you had told
- 7:30Speaker 1: me that your theory is that McKelty at this time,
- 7:34Speaker 1: while she's in Vegas is actually talking to Tony probably,
- 7:38Speaker 1: which is the only reason that she would want to
- 7:40Speaker 1: move to Saint George, Utah.
- 7:41Speaker 4: That's kind of what it feels like to me, Like
- 7:43Speaker 4: she's dropping out of school, yeah, to go work at
- 7:46Speaker 4: a pawn shop. And the family's like framing it like, no,
- 7:49Speaker 4: it's actually good because she's gonna be working for a
- 7:52Speaker 4: family friend and we'll kind of keep an eye on
- 7:54Speaker 4: her even though she's a couple hours away. But to me,
- 7:57Speaker 4: it feels like she dropped out of school for her
- 7:59Speaker 4: men the professional chess player.
- 8:04Speaker 1: Future professional chess player. I don't know that he was
- 8:07Speaker 1: doing anything at this time. No, it's just kind of
- 8:10Speaker 1: bizarre to me because for the last few seasons we've
- 8:13Speaker 1: really focused on mckelte's education and her fashion career and
- 8:19Speaker 1: how she wanted to move to New York and start
- 8:21Speaker 1: a fashion line, and like this was a big part
- 8:24Speaker 1: of her story, and all of a sudden, she's like, yeah, Yolo,
- 8:28Speaker 1: I'm just gonna move to the pawn shop. I'm going
- 8:30Speaker 1: to work above a pown shop or a live above
- 8:32Speaker 1: a pawn shop, and this is going to be my
- 8:33Speaker 1: new life. And I'm like, Okay, well, what's really happening here.
- 8:37Speaker 1: I'm wondering whether funds at this point are being allocated
- 8:41Speaker 1: away from these families into Robin Cody's coffers.
- 8:46Speaker 4: It kind of feels like that because if you think
- 8:48Speaker 4: about how many kids they have in school right now,
- 8:51Speaker 4: You've got Logan, You've got Hunter who's at the Air
- 8:53Speaker 4: Force Academy, so maybe his education's being.
- 8:56Speaker 1: Paid for I think so, yeah.
- 8:57Speaker 2: But then you have.
- 9:00Speaker 4: Leon who's going to some private school in.
- 9:03Speaker 1: Utah funded entirely by Mary, so Cody's not paying for
- 9:06Speaker 1: that at all.
- 9:07Speaker 4: Right, But then you have Aspen in school, and then
- 9:09Speaker 4: you have McKelty in school, and then you have Maddie
- 9:11Speaker 4: in school, Like, that's a lot of kids to pay
- 9:13Speaker 4: for tuition. And so if we know that the Browns
- 9:17Speaker 4: are horrible with money and they're you know, up the
- 9:19Speaker 4: ass in interest with this cul de sac and all
- 9:22Speaker 4: these homes here.
- 9:23Speaker 1: And also Robin and Cody are thieves.
- 9:26Speaker 4: Totally totally, it's like it wouldn't be out of like
- 9:31Speaker 4: the possibility that they talked to their kids and said, hey, look,
- 9:36Speaker 4: I don't know anyway, we don't want you in school,
- 9:39Speaker 4: you don't want to be in school, let's.
- 9:41Speaker 1: Just drop out.
- 9:43Speaker 4: I could see that, but it's pretty terrible like to
- 9:45Speaker 4: do that as a parent, to be like, oh, we're
- 9:48Speaker 4: going to set you up for success, but then just kidding.
- 9:51Speaker 4: And it's weird how like Christine and Cody are kind
- 9:54Speaker 4: of like, okay with McKelty working at a pawn shop
- 9:58Speaker 4: and dropping out of school.
- 9:59Speaker 1: They don't care about her.
- 10:00Speaker 2: They don't at all.
- 10:01Speaker 1: She really was the black sheep. I don't think Christine
- 10:04Speaker 1: much liked McKelty, which is why she ponnd her off.
- 10:07Speaker 1: No pun intended on Robin a lot. Yep, McKelty was
- 10:10Speaker 1: spending her time over at Robin's because neither Cody nor
- 10:14Speaker 1: Christine actually liked McKelty.
- 10:18Speaker 2: That's what it feels like.
- 10:19Speaker 4: And the way that they talk about her in this
- 10:20Speaker 4: episode is like, well, you know, we thought when she
- 10:23Speaker 4: moved to go to school, she would grow up and
- 10:26Speaker 4: she would mature, but that didn't happen, and so we
- 10:29Speaker 4: hope that when she goes to work at the fucking
- 10:31Speaker 4: pawn shop that she'll finally grow up and become a
- 10:35Speaker 4: mature adult. And I'm like, dude, she's like nineteen, give
- 10:38Speaker 4: her a break, God have some patience. I was just
- 10:41Speaker 4: like getting frustrated with it. But when we see McKelty
- 10:44Speaker 4: and Aspen moving out, we hear from Aspen that she's
- 10:48Speaker 4: actually moving back home and she's not going to be
- 10:50Speaker 4: moving back in with Christine.
- 10:51Speaker 1: This is what I want to talk to you about.
- 10:53Speaker 4: She's going to be moving in with Robin. And according
- 10:56Speaker 4: to Aspen, it's because her and Christine actually have started
- 11:00Speaker 4: butting heads because Aspen has been a mother figure to
- 11:04Speaker 4: all of the little kids, especially Christine's kids, and Christine
- 11:08Speaker 4: didn't like that because she's the mom or whatever, and
- 11:11Speaker 4: like a typical parent who parentifies their kids gets upset
- 11:16Speaker 4: when the parentified kids act like parents. It's been causing
- 11:19Speaker 4: some issues, and Aspen doesn't want to deal with that,
- 11:22Speaker 4: she doesn't want to butt heads with her mom, doesn't
- 11:24Speaker 4: want to mother the kids, so she's going to go
- 11:26Speaker 4: live with Robin and mother her kids.
- 11:28Speaker 2: So it just seems really weird to me.
- 11:31Speaker 1: Yeah, So I was just wondering how that was showing
- 11:34Speaker 1: up in the relationship, and what you're saying really rings true.
- 11:38Speaker 1: The audacity of a parent like Christine to really so
- 11:42Speaker 1: heavily on her child to take care of all of
- 11:46Speaker 1: her other kids and then to have some kind of
- 11:49Speaker 1: an issue when this child continues to do that because
- 11:52Speaker 1: she was entrained and raised up to do that. Now
- 11:56Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you want to be the mom
- 11:57Speaker 1: and you want to be the last say like, that's
- 11:59Speaker 1: just not how it works. And so big up to
- 12:01Speaker 1: Aspen for being like, absolutely not. I'm not gonna live
- 12:05Speaker 1: with you. You're unlive withable. Yeah, so I'm gonna go
- 12:08Speaker 1: live with your ops. I go live with Robin and
- 12:11Speaker 1: hang out with that hoe, and it's gonna be great
- 12:13Speaker 1: because I'm not gonna have to live with you after
- 12:15Speaker 1: what you put me through.
- 12:16Speaker 4: It's actually really interesting and it's interesting how Robin is
- 12:20Speaker 4: kind of like this weird like safe place for some
- 12:24Speaker 4: of these kids, like Rie's Christine's kids specifically. And it's
- 12:28Speaker 4: interesting too that we've had multiple kids from Christine's like
- 12:33Speaker 4: move out of her home or like not want to
- 12:35Speaker 4: be around her, Like we had Michelt, we had Aspen,
- 12:38Speaker 4: and we had Isabel who needed to live wanted to
- 12:41Speaker 4: live with Mary exactly. And so I'm just like, this
- 12:44Speaker 4: actually made me question Christine as a mom a little bit,
- 12:47Speaker 4: because I'm like, hmmm, what are you doing inside of
- 12:49Speaker 4: the house, what are you doing? And like, from the outside,
- 12:52Speaker 4: it looks like Christine is pretty caring and loving and nurturing,
- 12:57Speaker 4: and she did have a lot on her plate. I
- 12:58Speaker 4: will give her credit to them, Like she did have
- 13:00Speaker 4: to mother all of these kids by herself. That is
- 13:02Speaker 4: a lot, and she had to homeschool and she was
- 13:05Speaker 4: in a terrible marriage, and I get it. But I'm
- 13:07Speaker 4: just wondering why so many of her kids have been
- 13:11Speaker 4: like fuck you.
- 13:12Speaker 1: Mom, even Gwendolen kind of yeah, a little bit, even Gwendolen.
- 13:17Speaker 2: So I'm just like, what's going on there?
- 13:19Speaker 1: Yep, I don't know, curious.
- 13:21Speaker 4: I'm sus about it me too, And so Robin says,
- 13:24Speaker 4: she's you know, excited to have ass been live with
- 13:27Speaker 4: her because she wants to get to know her better.
- 13:29Speaker 4: But she's a little nervous because she's never had an
- 13:31Speaker 4: adult kid, much less a teenager live in her home,
- 13:34Speaker 4: and she doesn't want to step on Christine's toes and
- 13:37Speaker 4: on the couch. Robin says something to Christine directly, like,
- 13:40Speaker 4: you know, I just want to make sure that this
- 13:41Speaker 4: won't be an issue for you, and I don't want
- 13:43Speaker 4: it to cause like a rift between us, and Christine's like, oh,
- 13:46Speaker 4: it will be an issue. But I'm like, okay, then
- 13:49Speaker 4: you're gonna turn this around as this is a polygamy
- 13:52Speaker 4: perk because the kids can go to whatever sister wife
- 13:56Speaker 4: they want and they still have a mom figure around.
- 14:00Speaker 4: But Christine's like, no, I'm going to have an issue
- 14:02Speaker 4: wrote with it because you're going to get closer to
- 14:03Speaker 4: my kid than I am.
- 14:05Speaker 1: I kind of respected Robin's position on it. She's like, yeah,
- 14:10Speaker 1: I want to be careful because this is your child,
- 14:12Speaker 1: but at the same time, I want to open up
- 14:13Speaker 1: my house to all of our children because I want
- 14:16Speaker 1: to be their mom too.
- 14:17Speaker 4: Ye.
- 14:17Speaker 1: So it would be a difficult situation for Robin to
- 14:20Speaker 1: be in and it does seem in alignment with Christine
- 14:24Speaker 1: that she would be bitter about it because she's already
- 14:26Speaker 1: so jealous of Robin anyway in terms of Cody. But
- 14:29Speaker 1: now you're going to take my kids too, Well.
- 14:31Speaker 2: Girl, what are you doing?
- 14:32Speaker 1: Be a better parent than Christine?
- 14:33Speaker 4: Like look in the mirror, and I can understand why
- 14:35Speaker 4: it would be frustrating, because you know, you're looking at
- 14:38Speaker 4: yourself like what am I doing wrong?
- 14:40Speaker 1: But you're obviously doing something right.
- 14:43Speaker 4: I don't know. It just seemed really weird to me.
- 14:45Speaker 4: So then we shift gears. We go to Janelle's house
- 14:48Speaker 4: where we have Garrison having a conversation with Janelle and
- 14:51Speaker 4: Cody about joining the National Guard. Garrison is seventeen at
- 14:55Speaker 4: this point, and he's pretty dead set about going into
- 14:58Speaker 4: the military. The family talks about how this is something
- 15:02Speaker 4: that he has wanted for quite some time, but the
- 15:06Speaker 4: way in which they talk about it and they talk
- 15:09Speaker 4: about the National Guard kind of bothers. How you you
- 15:13Speaker 4: it just it just feels like they're kind of shitting
- 15:16Speaker 4: on his Like dream, I understand the parental concern of like,
- 15:20Speaker 4: I don't want my kid to get shipped out to
- 15:22Speaker 4: war and die. I get that that's completely fair and valid.
- 15:25Speaker 4: Every parent feels like that when they have a kid
- 15:28Speaker 4: that wants to join the military. That's fine, But like
- 15:31Speaker 4: Janelle says something like, you know, he's seventeen, he thinks
- 15:34Speaker 4: he's invincible. He just doesn't know the real world. Blah
- 15:37Speaker 4: blah blah. But I was just watching this and I
- 15:39Speaker 4: was thinking about my stepsister's husband, who has always been
- 15:46Speaker 4: a diehard military dude. Like he tried to get out
- 15:49Speaker 4: of the military at one point and like live as
- 15:51Speaker 4: a civilian and he could not hack it. He was
- 15:53Speaker 4: like going crazy. Ended up joining the Army National Guard
- 15:56Speaker 4: again because he just couldn't deal with not being in
- 16:00Speaker 4: the military. I think there's some people that really feel
- 16:04Speaker 4: called to that and like want to go into that.
- 16:06Speaker 4: I think it's a really honorable thing to do that.
- 16:09Speaker 4: So I just felt like Cody and Janelle were trying
- 16:12Speaker 4: to talk him out of it, and I'm just like,
- 16:13Speaker 4: let him do his.
- 16:14Speaker 1: Thing well, but they were trying to talk him out
- 16:17Speaker 1: of it by putting him down in terms of his maturity,
- 16:20Speaker 1: And I just had the feeling like you treat Garrison
- 16:24Speaker 1: like the Mchuelt of Janelle's kids, like he's the black
- 16:27Speaker 1: sheep in that family, and there's not much that he
- 16:30Speaker 1: can do to win favor in their eyes, according to
- 16:33Speaker 1: like what we see, and that's how he's been targeted
- 16:35Speaker 1: and picked on in my opinion.
- 16:37Speaker 4: Yeah, and I just I didn't appreciate how they were
- 16:39Speaker 4: addressing it. I feel like there's different ways to express
- 16:42Speaker 4: your concern and to express your worry and to offer
- 16:46Speaker 4: like counter perspectives to your kids.
- 16:48Speaker 1: For example, with Hunter, when Hunter walks into the room
- 16:50Speaker 1: while they're having this discussion with Garrison about whether to
- 16:54Speaker 1: join or not, Hunter, who is currently in the academy,
- 16:57Speaker 1: is just like, are you sure you want to do that?
- 16:58Speaker 1: You're going to enter in a kind of like a grunt,
- 17:00Speaker 1: and you could enter in as an officer, like he's
- 17:03Speaker 1: actually in the military, unlike you, Cody, and he has
- 17:06Speaker 1: a perspective as somebody who's currently in the whole thing. Like,
- 17:09Speaker 1: let Hunter and Garrison talk. I just I don't know,
- 17:11Speaker 1: it's like Janelle and Cody shut the fuck up.
- 17:14Speaker 4: Yeah, And I just don't like how the majority of
- 17:17Speaker 4: the scenes that we have of Garrison throughout this show
- 17:21Speaker 4: are him in conflict with yes, other people of the
- 17:24Speaker 4: family who are judging him for something exactly and like
- 17:27Speaker 4: putting him down, and he gets harshly punished and he
- 17:30Speaker 4: gets talked down to, like when he's trying to parent
- 17:33Speaker 4: his siblings too, And it's just frustrating to me to
- 17:37Speaker 4: watch this kind of a dynamic. But they're framing it
- 17:39Speaker 4: like we just love them, we care about him, and
- 17:42Speaker 4: we're worried.
- 17:43Speaker 1: I just feel like there's a lot of dark energy
- 17:45Speaker 1: in that family and that it's always been there. And
- 17:47Speaker 1: speaking of Garrison, like I think it was last season
- 17:50Speaker 1: when he and Gabe got into some sort of an
- 17:52Speaker 1: altercation and Gabe hit him first, but Garrison was being
- 17:57Speaker 1: blamed for instigating the whole thing, and Cody was going
- 18:00Speaker 1: to take away his trip to Hawaii yep, if it
- 18:03Speaker 1: were true, And thank god, Gabe finally admitted that he
- 18:07Speaker 1: had lied about it. And I think Gabe's punishment was like, Okay,
- 18:10Speaker 1: you can't go to the movies tonight or whatever. Yeah,
- 18:13Speaker 1: so like what why are you so hard on Garrison?
- 18:18Speaker 1: And then of course we know, you know, Garrison gets older,
- 18:21Speaker 1: he is in the military, he comes back, but he
- 18:24Speaker 1: has problems with drinking and substances, depression and depression and
- 18:31Speaker 1: can't connect with Cody and it's just really tragic and
- 18:34Speaker 1: you can really see the roots of it, yeah, in
- 18:37Speaker 1: these earlier seasons unfortunately.
- 18:39Speaker 4: And I feel like I just wonder what Cody and
- 18:43Speaker 4: Janelle's thoughts are nowadays, like just knowing that these moments
- 18:48Speaker 4: are memorialized on TV, and it's like, I don't know
- 18:50Speaker 4: if we're going to see any good moments with Garrison,
- 18:53Speaker 4: you know, as we do these rewines and stuff, because
- 18:55Speaker 4: I just feel like every moment we've seen of him
- 18:57Speaker 4: so far hasn't really been good. It's sad, dude. I
- 19:00Speaker 4: just it's hard for me. But I liked at least
- 19:04Speaker 4: seeing him in this scene be excited about something and
- 19:09Speaker 4: like purpose, have some purpose. And he ultimately gets Cody
- 19:14Speaker 4: and Janelle's permission because he's seventeen, so his parents do
- 19:17Speaker 4: have to sign off.
- 19:17Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna go whether you like it or not,
- 19:19Speaker 1: as soon as I turn eight teams.
- 19:21Speaker 4: Exactly, so you might as well just agree.
- 19:22Speaker 2: Now.
- 19:23Speaker 4: They ultimately do, and they're like, Okay, if this is
- 19:25Speaker 4: what you want to do, we're proud of you, or whatever,
- 19:28Speaker 4: you know, but they do take great pains to put
- 19:31Speaker 4: him down for wanting to go into the military before
- 19:34Speaker 4: getting an education. And then they compare him to Hunter,
- 19:38Speaker 4: who is in the Air Force Academy. So he's getting
- 19:40Speaker 4: his education. Wow, I guess he's enlisted in the Air Force.
- 19:44Speaker 4: I'm not really sure. Seems kind of ambiguous. Cody talks
- 19:47Speaker 4: about it like the way Hunter's doing it is noble
- 19:51Speaker 4: and responsible, but the way that Garrison wants to do it,
- 19:55Speaker 4: of just wanting to enlist right away without prioritizing his education,
- 19:59Speaker 4: is aris reponsible.
- 20:00Speaker 1: And I'm just like, Okay, but did you even graduate
- 20:02Speaker 1: from university? I don't think you did.
- 20:05Speaker 2: You don't even have a job right now.
- 20:07Speaker 1: No, you don't. You're just a real job. No, Jesus Christ,
- 20:10Speaker 1: let your young men become men and don't.
- 20:14Speaker 4: Yes, it's just frustrating men. So then we go back
- 20:18Speaker 4: to mikelt who is packing and moving down to Saint
- 20:21Speaker 4: George to go work at the punch shop, and Cody's
- 20:26Speaker 4: talking about how much bullshit Michelty has because she has
- 20:28Speaker 4: a ton of stuff. And I thought this interaction was
- 20:31Speaker 4: interesting because he's, you know, saying, she's not a hoarder,
- 20:34Speaker 4: she's a collector of stuff. And then all of the
- 20:36Speaker 4: wives on the couch start joking about how Cody is
- 20:41Speaker 4: also a hoarder, but he collects a lot of man
- 20:44Speaker 4: stuff like ambo when tools.
- 20:47Speaker 2: And all this other bullshit.
- 20:48Speaker 4: And they're like making fun of him a little bit
- 20:51Speaker 4: like McKelty got it from somewhere.
- 20:53Speaker 2: She's a hoarder because of you.
- 20:54Speaker 4: And Cody seems annoyed that all four of the women
- 20:58Speaker 4: are making fun of him little bit and teasing him.
- 21:01Speaker 4: He says they're ganging up on him, and then he
- 21:03Speaker 4: says something like, you know, the hypocrisy of it all,
- 21:07Speaker 4: And then we cut to a different scene, and I'm
- 21:09Speaker 4: just like, are you really upset because people are calling
- 21:12Speaker 4: you out on all of your bullshit?
- 21:15Speaker 1: Probably?
- 21:15Speaker 3: I just can't.
- 21:16Speaker 1: He's got a fragile male ego, probably.
- 21:19Speaker 2: So cringe.
- 21:21Speaker 4: And so then we hear about the pawnshop that Michelty's
- 21:24Speaker 4: going to work at.
- 21:25Speaker 1: It's we've been here before at multitudes times on our
- 21:29Speaker 1: trip to Navoo and across to Missouri and to meet
- 21:32Speaker 1: various and sundry polygamus in America, we always stop at
- 21:35Speaker 1: this goddam pat shop and look at Mormon memorabilia. I'm
- 21:38Speaker 1: sick of that.
- 21:39Speaker 4: We got to promote it though, for the family bond.
- 21:42Speaker 1: I guess Saint George.
- 21:43Speaker 4: That's kind of what it feels like. It's like pr like, hey,
- 21:46Speaker 4: if you say the name of my pawn shop on
- 21:48Speaker 4: your show, more people can come to my pawn shop.
- 21:51Speaker 2: It's just cringe.
- 21:53Speaker 4: But Cody and Christine are like supportive. I guess of
- 21:57Speaker 4: McKelty doing this, and this is where they talk about
- 21:59Speaker 4: how they hope she'll actually grow the fuck up and
- 22:02Speaker 4: mature because she'll get a big girl job at the
- 22:05Speaker 4: pond shop, and I'm just like, Okay, I feel like
- 22:07Speaker 4: you guys just want her to be moved away so
- 22:11Speaker 4: you don't have to deal with her, like go have
- 22:13Speaker 4: fun in Saint George bye, and mkeelty's gonna be alone,
- 22:17Speaker 4: Like she doesn't have any family out there, she has
- 22:18Speaker 4: no friends, but she's probably got Tony.
- 22:20Speaker 2: I think that's why I.
- 22:22Speaker 1: Don't think so personally. I think she's gonna meet Tony
- 22:25Speaker 1: in short order and they're gonna get together right away,
- 22:29Speaker 1: but I don't think at this point she's actually met Tony.
- 22:34Speaker 1: And I think that it was kind of a really
- 22:36Speaker 1: sweet moment when they're moving her into her new, very
- 22:39Speaker 1: run down apartment where she's like, I'm excited, but I'm
- 22:42Speaker 1: gonna be all alone. Yeah, it's like a big jarring
- 22:44Speaker 1: thing to do to just be on your own legitimately,
- 22:48Speaker 1: and she's gotten nobody around her to support her at all.
- 22:51Speaker 1: And I kind of feel like it's always been that
- 22:53Speaker 1: way with McKelty as a child until Robin came into
- 22:56Speaker 1: the family, and maybe Robin a little bit supported her.
- 22:59Speaker 4: It's it is sad, and it is interesting to me
- 23:02Speaker 4: that again, like Robin was the supportive figure for some
- 23:06Speaker 4: of these kids, because then I'm like, Okay, well, maybe you're.
- 23:09Speaker 1: Not like all bad, but I know that you're terrible.
- 23:12Speaker 4: Like why else would you be supportive to some of
- 23:14Speaker 4: these kids, Like, I don't know. I think it's sometimes
- 23:17Speaker 4: a good thing that Micheltie had Robin because it at
- 23:21Speaker 4: least empowered her enough to go and be herself. And
- 23:24Speaker 4: now she's doing these podcasts and talking shit about her family,
- 23:28Speaker 4: which is great because we need to hear some of the.
- 23:30Speaker 1: She's always fair to Robin. She does these podcasts.
- 23:34Speaker 4: She is and maybe there's a reason, right, And so
- 23:37Speaker 4: then we go back to Vegas and we check in
- 23:40Speaker 4: with Mary and we have to hear about the heal's
- 23:44Speaker 4: issues that she's been experiencing.
- 23:46Speaker 1: And I couldn't.
- 23:47Speaker 4: And the way that it's framed at first is like
- 23:50Speaker 4: Mary was really worried because she had this imaging that
- 23:53Speaker 4: like showed some fibroids but also some possible cancer, and
- 23:57Speaker 4: so she had to get a lot of testing done,
- 23:59Speaker 4: and like, you know, my sister passed away from colon
- 24:01Speaker 4: cancer nine years ago, so it's always a very real possibility.
- 24:04Speaker 4: But then we go to the doctor and the doctor's like,
- 24:07Speaker 4: everything's normal and perfectly fine.
- 24:08Speaker 1: You had a little bit of a sisti pooh or whatever,
- 24:10Speaker 1: a fibroid.
- 24:11Speaker 4: It's like not a big deal, super common. It's fine,
- 24:14Speaker 4: You're gonna be okay. And then married to the camera's like, yeah,
- 24:17Speaker 4: so you know when I had all of that weight
- 24:19Speaker 4: loss a couple months ago, it's because of the catfish.
- 24:22Speaker 4: So it's like, okay, all your health is she's yeah.
- 24:25Speaker 1: But the way she's framing it is it's because of
- 24:28Speaker 1: the catfish and the stress that I was under being
- 24:31Speaker 1: targeted by gang stalkers, versus it was because of the
- 24:35Speaker 1: catfish because I was trying to lose weight because I
- 24:37Speaker 1: wanted to meet Sam in person, and I wanted to
- 24:40Speaker 1: be my very best when I did so, so I
- 24:42Speaker 1: was only eating bananas and bathtubs like that's what really happened.
- 24:46Speaker 1: Every single woman watching knows that that's what happened. But
- 24:50Speaker 1: Mary's gonna want to spin it as like I had
- 24:52Speaker 1: h point Warrie in my stomach. Well we haven't even
- 24:57Speaker 1: gotten married, no, but that's what it's gonna be. Totally.
- 25:00Speaker 1: You starved yourself to get skinny to beat them. Come on, bitch,
- 25:04Speaker 1: just admit it.
- 25:05Speaker 4: Just be real.
- 25:06Speaker 2: It's just crazy to me.
- 25:08Speaker 4: I don't want to be insensitive because obviously healthy, healthy
- 25:11Speaker 4: shoes are very serious and stuff, and she's got family,
- 25:13Speaker 4: but she doesn't.
- 25:14Speaker 1: Have any health issue she knows, and she's just trying
- 25:16Speaker 1: to throw this up as a smoke screen so that
- 25:18Speaker 1: she doesn't have to explain her actual fucked up and
- 25:21Speaker 1: toxic behavior. When's Leon getting into this because I need that.
- 25:25Speaker 2: I know, I can't wait.
- 25:26Speaker 4: Come on, Leon, because the Leon stuff is going to
- 25:28Speaker 4: be really great. And so then Mary says, you know,
- 25:31Speaker 4: she still feels lonely at times, but she's working through it,
- 25:34Speaker 4: and so she's working through her stress and her h filor.
- 25:38Speaker 4: And I'm just like, I don't care, dude at all.
- 25:42Speaker 4: So we have Christine and Cody going to visit Mickelty
- 25:45Speaker 4: at the Punshot.
- 25:47Speaker 1: He comes in with his big, fake ass gold watch
- 25:50Speaker 1: at Robin Bottom, that Robin Bottom, and he pretends to
- 25:53Speaker 1: want to pawn it in exchange for some big TV.
- 25:57Speaker 4: Uh huh for Christine because they were going there specifically
- 26:01Speaker 4: to buy a TV for Christine.
- 26:02Speaker 2: At the punch show.
- 26:03Speaker 4: Okay, Christine finds out that this watch that he was
- 26:07Speaker 4: pretending to pawn for Michelt, like he was trying to
- 26:09Speaker 4: highballerr and test her on her job or whatever. Christine
- 26:13Speaker 4: finds out that this was actually a gift, and she
- 26:15Speaker 4: feels like that was such a breach of this sister wife's.
- 26:20Speaker 2: Love or trust or whatever, and she's.
- 26:22Speaker 4: Like, we can't be selling a gift, like that's so mean.
- 26:26Speaker 4: And then we hear from all of them on the
- 26:28Speaker 4: couch and Cody's like, I had no intention of selling
- 26:30Speaker 4: this watch.
- 26:31Speaker 2: It was just a joke.
- 26:32Speaker 4: And Robin's like, well, but I hope you hear all
- 26:34Speaker 4: of our sentiment like that would be really unfair if
- 26:37Speaker 4: you sold a wife's gift that she got for you.
- 26:40Speaker 4: Mary says something like if you do that, if you
- 26:43Speaker 4: get rid of a gift that a wife got for you,
- 26:46Speaker 4: that just says that you don't care about that wife anymore,
- 26:48Speaker 4: which was very telling, and so Robin's like, you know,
- 26:51Speaker 4: you have to listen to all of us what we're saying,
- 26:53Speaker 4: Like the concept of that is really fucked up. So
- 26:55Speaker 4: I hope you understand that. And Cody turns to Robin
- 26:58Speaker 4: and says, well, if I actually sold that watch and
- 27:02Speaker 4: bought a TV, I would have given it to you,
- 27:04Speaker 4: not Christine. And I was like, damn, like we were
- 27:07Speaker 4: going there before Christine. He's just saying that in front
- 27:10Speaker 4: of her like it's no big deal.
- 27:12Speaker 2: But ultimately they buy a fucking TV.
- 27:15Speaker 1: But wasn't there a moment on the couch with Christine
- 27:18Speaker 1: and Cody where they were kind of laughing about this
- 27:22Speaker 1: and Christine asks which wife gave him the watch? Yes,
- 27:28Speaker 1: Cody doesn't answer, and she's like it was Robin, right,
- 27:31Speaker 1: and then she holds up her.
- 27:32Speaker 4: Hand yep, and it kind of like he doesn't high five.
- 27:35Speaker 1: He doesn't high five her at all. Yes, he does
- 27:37Speaker 1: not like her at all.
- 27:38Speaker 4: Oh no, he is faking it with literally everybody except
- 27:41Speaker 4: for Robin. And it's crazy that she called that out.
- 27:43Speaker 4: She's been calling it out this whole time, which I appreciate,
- 27:47Speaker 4: but yeah, like you can already tell he's just putting
- 27:53Speaker 4: on a show. So when they buy the TV, he's
- 27:56Speaker 4: like haggling his friend at the pawn shop. It's like
- 27:59Speaker 4: an eight hundred dollars TV. He negotiates it down to
- 28:02Speaker 4: six hundred because that's all he has on him right now.
- 28:06Speaker 4: And then he's like bitching about tax and like bitching
- 28:08Speaker 4: about I don't know everything. And then we're talking about
- 28:11Speaker 4: Michelty and her working at the pawn chop and how
- 28:14Speaker 4: it's great for her.
- 28:17Speaker 1: Snory. It's just poring, dude, it is.
- 28:21Speaker 4: It's just poor, it is, and I don't care to
- 28:23Speaker 4: see this dingy ass fucking pawnshop.
- 28:25Speaker 1: Hate it. I hate it here, Get me out of here,
- 28:29Speaker 1: like just stop, just stop.
- 28:31Speaker 4: And then the last scene that we have of the
- 28:33Speaker 4: episode is back at Janelle's house. Garrison I guess went
- 28:38Speaker 4: to get his National Guard physical and he has an
- 28:41Speaker 4: announcement for the family, so he wants everybody gathered at
- 28:44Speaker 4: Janelle's house. He comes home with Cody and Garrison I
- 28:49Speaker 4: guess got sworn in as private first class.
- 28:52Speaker 1: But Cody goes to pick him up at the airport
- 28:57Speaker 1: and Garrison wants to come home and make the announcement
- 29:00Speaker 1: meant to the family. So he walks into the house
- 29:03Speaker 1: with Cody and the family, and Cody announces it. Cody
- 29:07Speaker 1: doesn't let Garrison tell everybody, and at some point Garrison
- 29:11Speaker 1: actually interrupts him and says, well, this is what happened,
- 29:13Speaker 1: this is how it's gonna be, and blah blah blah
- 29:15Speaker 1: blah blah. But I'm just like Cody, you're stealing his thunder.
- 29:18Speaker 1: This is his announcement to make yep.
- 29:21Speaker 4: But he wants everybody to cheer for him, and he
- 29:23Speaker 4: wants to be the center of attention. Ways and like
- 29:26Speaker 4: when Garrison's trying to interject about it and talk about
- 29:29Speaker 4: what actually happened, which is like he got approved, you know,
- 29:32Speaker 4: he still has to do the ceremony or whatever. It's
- 29:34Speaker 4: like a process. You know, everybody's talking over him, like
- 29:37Speaker 4: nobody gives a shit. It's kind of weird, Like this
- 29:40Speaker 4: was center. It was supposed to be centered around Garrison,
- 29:43Speaker 4: but we only really see footage from everybody else and
- 29:46Speaker 4: like what their thoughts are about it, Like we're not
- 29:48Speaker 4: talking to Garrison. Where we check in with some of
- 29:51Speaker 4: the older siblings who are saying, like it doesn't matter
- 29:55Speaker 4: what we think about this, Like he's going to do
- 29:57Speaker 4: what he wants to do. We're worried about it, but
- 29:59Speaker 4: we're support of him, but we don't check him with
- 30:01Speaker 4: Garrison like at all. He's just kind of like shirked
- 30:05Speaker 4: aside yep, and I feel really bad for him, but
- 30:09Speaker 4: ultimately the family's proud of him or whatever. And I'm
- 30:13Speaker 4: sure we're going to see more of his process of
- 30:15Speaker 4: being in the National Guarden actually getting sworn in into
- 30:18Speaker 4: ceremony and all that. And then we get to the
- 30:20Speaker 4: preview for next episode. We have Janelle and Mary finally
- 30:24Speaker 4: doing therapy with Nancy, and Janelle kind of tells Mary
- 30:29Speaker 4: that she's overbearing in a bitch I'm paraphrasing. And then
- 30:34Speaker 4: we have some stupid like baby shower I think for
- 30:36Speaker 4: Robin and they get drunk off of.
- 30:40Speaker 1: Some tea I don't know, something like that.
- 30:43Speaker 4: Robin seems to be laughing and happy though, So that'll
- 30:45Speaker 4: be interesting to see.
- 30:46Speaker 1: Because she's so because it's about her.
- 30:48Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, right, that's true.
- 30:50Speaker 1: So do we know whether Garrison was ever deployed or
- 30:56Speaker 1: served overseas or anything like that.
- 30:59Speaker 4: I want to say he wasn't deployed, but I feel
- 31:01Speaker 4: like he was stationed somewhere away from home, but I
- 31:05Speaker 4: don't know where. If you guys know in the.
- 31:08Speaker 1: Com sure somebody knows yet, because that's what Janelle and
- 31:11Speaker 1: Cody are worried. We're saying they're worried about. It's just
- 31:14Speaker 1: that he might have to go overseas. And if we're
- 31:17Speaker 1: talking twenty fifteen, you're talking Afghanistan, you're definitely talking the
- 31:20Speaker 1: Middle East. I would be scared af for my child
- 31:24Speaker 1: for sure.
- 31:25Speaker 4: And oh, I forgot to mention. Robin had made a
- 31:27Speaker 4: comment about how her brother joined the army right around
- 31:33Speaker 4: the time of the Iraq Afghanistan war, like right after
- 31:36Speaker 4: nine to eleven, and she was trying to hide his
- 31:40Speaker 4: paperwork from him, like multiple times to get him to
- 31:43Speaker 4: not do it, and she wished she could have done
- 31:45Speaker 4: that with Garrison. And I'm like, that's such a dubious
- 31:47Speaker 4: thing to do, Like, you don't have a right to
- 31:51Speaker 4: do that. If somebody wants to make that choice, that's
- 31:53Speaker 4: their choice. Obviously it's scary and it's like sad, you know,
- 31:58Speaker 4: but to make that choice. I just thought that was
- 32:01Speaker 4: an interesting.
- 32:01Speaker 1: Guiding somebody's passport because you don't want them to go
- 32:04Speaker 1: on a trip or something like that.
- 32:06Speaker 4: Like, isn't that borderline like abusive a little bit like
- 32:09Speaker 4: keeping them away from what they want to do?
- 32:12Speaker 1: Yes, but I mean maybe she was a child. Maybybe
- 32:14Speaker 1: she was just a teenage girl trying to protect her brother.
- 32:16Speaker 1: I don't know. She thought it was like a wonderful
- 32:19Speaker 1: little story. But I'm like, that's problematic. That's super problem
- 32:22Speaker 1: You should not be able to do that, super weird.
- 32:24Speaker 1: So can we end this podcast talking about me? Yeah?
- 32:27Speaker 1: Because I just I don't know. I want to talk
- 32:30Speaker 1: about what I'm going through.
- 32:33Speaker 4: Yeah, your health and fitness journey's.
- 32:35Speaker 1: Been finish journey. But I really feel like it shows
- 32:38Speaker 1: up in the pod a lot. Because it does. It
- 32:40Speaker 1: shows up in the pod like with my voice, because
- 32:43Speaker 1: my voice, she's so self conscious. I'm very self conscious
- 32:46Speaker 1: about it. Can you guys say deal, no? But but
- 32:49Speaker 1: it does, and I just want to I don't want
- 32:51Speaker 1: to apologize for it because I can't really help it,
- 32:54Speaker 1: but just so that you know, I don't know what's
- 32:56Speaker 1: wrong with my voice. I've got to go to an
- 32:58Speaker 1: E and T. I've been like working out. She's an athlete,
- 33:02Speaker 1: Like an athlete for a while now. I've been doing walking.
- 33:07Speaker 1: I walk like four to six times a week, like
- 33:11Speaker 1: two to four miles to pop. It's not a lot.
- 33:14Speaker 1: It's not a lot, but in the Texas heat, it's
- 33:17Speaker 1: a lot. Big, Yeah, it is a fucking lot. Thanks.
- 33:19Speaker 1: I'm sending you pictures with the moon still out because
- 33:22Speaker 1: I'm up at like five in the morning walking because.
- 33:24Speaker 3: I'm dedicated to it.
- 33:25Speaker 4: All wrong, well, because you stayed up like all night reading.
- 33:29Speaker 1: No, No, but I mean I've been I've been working
- 33:32Speaker 1: out and now I'm starting to strength train.
- 33:35Speaker 3: Yeah, and every time I work out.
- 33:37Speaker 1: Or I do something like, my voice is even weaker
- 33:40Speaker 1: than normal. And I just feel like that's showing up
- 33:43Speaker 1: a lot in the pod and I don't know what
- 33:45Speaker 1: to do about it. I apologize about it. I'm trying
- 33:48Speaker 1: to get stronger. I'm meaning a lot of fucking protein.
- 33:50Speaker 1: I'm tracking my macros bed finally, and I'm just like,
- 33:53Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with me.
- 33:55Speaker 4: Please let us in the comments. Tell her I feel
- 33:59Speaker 4: it's kind about it. Tell her words of encouragement.
- 34:02Speaker 2: Please.
- 34:03Speaker 1: I just feel insecure about it. So if it's if
- 34:05Speaker 1: it's bothering you, like I've got the mistifunia. I've got
- 34:08Speaker 1: the methal. So if like somebody's smacking, or if I
- 34:11Speaker 1: hear the saliva in their mouth like, it drives me
- 34:14Speaker 1: fucking crazy, I cannot listen. So I'm just wondering what
- 34:17Speaker 1: people out there are thinking as they're listening to my
- 34:20Speaker 1: fucked up boys trying to talk about Cody Brown. Are
- 34:24Speaker 1: people getting as sick of it as as I am?
- 34:26Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I feel bad.
- 34:28Speaker 2: It's really okay.
- 34:29Speaker 4: We love you for who you are.
- 34:30Speaker 1: Okay, So that's all I wanted to say, So just
- 34:32Speaker 1: spare with me. I'm trying to work through it. I
- 34:34Speaker 1: think it has to do with my energy levels. And
- 34:36Speaker 1: plus I'm a Taurus, which you know, and I think
- 34:39Speaker 1: that Taurus is governed by the thyroid.
- 34:41Speaker 2: It's throat.
- 34:42Speaker 1: It's throat and thyroid, and so like if you were
- 34:45Speaker 1: out of alignment or balance in your chakras or something,
- 34:49Speaker 1: it shows up for a Taurus in their voice. Yeah,
- 34:52Speaker 1: So anytime you hear me like this, it means that
- 34:54Speaker 1: I'm not in balance and I'm trying to figure out why.
- 34:56Speaker 4: And it's your sadder in return, pitch, I'm sorry.
- 34:59Speaker 1: Sidebar. Did you hear those rumors that the Earth is
- 35:03Speaker 1: supposed to lose gravity for seven seconds on like August
- 35:06Speaker 1: twelfth or something. Yeah, I was hearing these rumors like
- 35:12Speaker 1: last year, and in the early parts of this year.
- 35:15Speaker 4: I've been hearing that too. I don't know if that's true, though.
- 35:18Speaker 1: I'm sure it's not true. It can't be true. Can
- 35:20Speaker 1: you imagine if if we lost gravity on the Earth
- 35:23Speaker 1: for seven seconds?
- 35:24Speaker 2: That'd be crazy.
- 35:25Speaker 1: But if you're in your house, though, what's the worst
- 35:28Speaker 1: that could happen? You're gonna raise up to the roof?
- 35:30Speaker 1: Oh but is your house raising at the same time?
- 35:32Speaker 4: It could, But I don't know. Seven seconds is not
- 35:35Speaker 4: a long time. It would take a little bit to
- 35:37Speaker 4: lift your house, but your house can't because it's on
- 35:40Speaker 4: a foundation.
- 35:41Speaker 1: I know, But how is it? What about like the trees,
- 35:47Speaker 1: like they're rooted. I don't know. I'm just worried about
- 35:51Speaker 1: it because I think that's this week or next week.
- 35:54Speaker 4: The lions Gate Portal is opening up on the eighth,
- 35:57Speaker 4: I think, and then we have a solar eclipse.
- 36:00Speaker 1: I'm worried about us, Honey.
- 36:01Speaker 4: There's a lot of crazy astrology right now. But the
- 36:04Speaker 4: whole month of August is supposed to be super lucky
- 36:06Speaker 4: because it's Leo season, so you're welcome.
- 36:09Speaker 1: Okay, So is there anything else that we want to
- 36:11Speaker 1: say to these beautiful raccoons before we get up on
- 36:13Speaker 1: out of Her Beatrice.
- 36:14Speaker 4: Well, if you love our podcast, please go to your
- 36:16Speaker 4: favorite podcast platform and leave us like glowing five star review.
- 36:19Speaker 4: It's my birthday week this week, so I would really
- 36:21Speaker 4: like some five star reviews, please and thank you.
- 36:23Speaker 1: Her birthday is on August fourth, and by the time
- 36:26Speaker 1: you're seeing this on YouTube, that would be the day before.
- 36:28Speaker 1: So wish my baby, Oh my god, happy birthday. Thirty
- 36:33Speaker 1: years old. Your old. I am old, but this is
- 36:37Speaker 1: the decade. It it starts to get real.
- 36:40Speaker 4: I'm aware everyone's bored than me of it. But anyway,
- 36:43Speaker 4: all I want for my birthday is some five star reviews,
- 36:45Speaker 4: so please thank you.
- 36:47Speaker 1: That would be so wonderful. We're going to be back
- 36:50Speaker 1: next week to continue our converse about sister wives and
- 36:54Speaker 1: all that stuff. Until then, please do not forget that
- 36:57Speaker 1: we have nothing but love for you and Hee and
- 37:02Speaker 1: Mighty