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Danielle Schneider Disobeys Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: And I invited you here. I thought I made myself
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  Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,
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  Speaker 1: your own presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: So how do you dare to surbey me?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger wineger An
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: Lisa is not here today. They're joining us remotely, like
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: a real pervert at home with a scratchy throat or something.
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: That's the latest excuse. So you know we're all being watched.
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  Speaker 2: And then I should just point out if you're watching
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  Speaker 2: this on video, they've added this thing to the microphone,
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  Speaker 2: the logo to the box. What is that the thing
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  Speaker 2: that's attached to the microphone. It's almost I wish this
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  Speaker 2: a Channel eight news or something that would be more fun,
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  Speaker 2: but it does. They're always adding something without my permission.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like this at all. No, I think it's fine. No,
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  Speaker 2: I think it's cute. Yeah, you'll have to everybody reach
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  Speaker 2: out and let us know if you think this is
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  Speaker 2: cute or bad. The morning's been an absolute disaster so far.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm here at the studio. What's going on on
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  Speaker 2: a Lisa's not here, That's fine. You're just wondering do
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: they still do shopping sprees anymore? Can you win a
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  Speaker 2: shopping spree? I was thinking about I have. I feel
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  Speaker 2: like you haven't. I haven't had the chance to win
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  Speaker 2: a shopping spree in probably twenty years, and so let
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  Speaker 2: me know, I don't know if I want to live
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  Speaker 2: in a world if I can't win a shit shopping
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  Speaker 2: spring and you know, like a fifteen to thirty minute
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  Speaker 2: one one where you have to rush through the store
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  Speaker 2: grabbing things? Do those exist? Does that matter to anyone?
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  Speaker 2: Does anyone even remember what a shopping I remember? I
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  Speaker 2: wanted a shopping spree tot JC Penny. I can't imagine
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  Speaker 2: they're giving anything away at this point. M Patreon continues
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  Speaker 2: to exist patreon dot com slash I said, no gifts.
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  Speaker 2: By the time this gets to you, I think we'll
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  Speaker 2: be wrapping up. I'm doing The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives,
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  Speaker 2: and I think we'll probably be done with this second
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: season headed into the first season, because that's how I
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  Speaker 2: do things, and I have a lot of questions about
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  Speaker 2: season one, and then there's other things happening there.
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  Speaker 3: It's a whole buffet of treats. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: God, the morning's been a disaster. Let's get into the show.
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  Speaker 2: I love today's guest. It's Danielle Schneider. Danielle, welcome to
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  Speaker 2: I said, no gifts.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so happy to be here, Richard.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so happy to have you here. You feel like
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  Speaker 2: a grounding presence right now.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm a mess.
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  Speaker 3: You seem so relaxed.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's an illusion. I'm a mess, I TMJ. I'm like, oh, TMJ.
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  Speaker 4: In fact, I am going to get my No, this
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  Speaker 4: is going to be a shock. I'm going to get
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  Speaker 4: my wisdom teeth out. And I know I'm an elder.
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  Speaker 2: So that is a shome on this podcast is people
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  Speaker 2: over twenty five years old getting their wisdom teeth.
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  Speaker 4: I got a colonoscopy and my wisdom teeth found at
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  Speaker 4: the same time, which is not something you hear a lot.
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  Speaker 4: So but my TMJ, like I got out one like
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  Speaker 4: when you're supposed to do it, like twenty two and
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  Speaker 4: then I said, well, I'm never doing that. It was awful, awful,
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  Speaker 4: and so now I've been driven to it, like now
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  Speaker 4: I just simply have to do.
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  Speaker 3: Why didn't they take all of them out of the
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  Speaker 3: same time.
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  Speaker 4: I put the kaibosh on that.
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  Speaker 3: Now you said, I just want to sample it and
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  Speaker 3: see how I feel.
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  Speaker 4: You know, you just want to, like a sample, just
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  Speaker 4: as everybody does with any surgery, any mouth procedure. Let's
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  Speaker 4: just take a to tease and a moose booshe So no,
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  Speaker 4: I think I one had maybe gotten infected or impacted
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  Speaker 4: or something. So we were going to do like that
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  Speaker 4: one first, get that out of the way, and I said, like,
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  Speaker 4: this can't this can't go on, this can't go awful.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm a mess, But thank you for believing
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  Speaker 4: in me and believing in my grounding presence. It's a facade,
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  Speaker 4: but I am excited that you mentioned the Secret Lives
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  Speaker 4: of Mormon Wise. How are you watching?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I mean you obviously don't just dabble in the genre.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 4: This is It's funny because Casey, my podcast partner at
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  Speaker 4: Bitch Sash, she likes it, but she's not like, whereas
• 4:49
  Speaker 4: I can't eat just one, Like I'm literally like I
• 4:52
  Speaker 4: watch one. They go down so smooth for me. The
• 4:54
  Speaker 4: Secret Lives and Mormon Wise. I don't know why, but
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  Speaker 4: I can't stop like I can take down one in
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  Speaker 4: a weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, so this.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a kid, I'm like a job. Things are falling
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  Speaker 4: apart for you on the show exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I actually want to speak about this for a moment
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  Speaker 2: because I feel like the first season was not that.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like the first season was like I had
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  Speaker 2: to drag myself through it.
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  Speaker 4: Really no, I liked it's so bad, Like I.
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  Speaker 2: Just the second season, I've actually had to because I'm now,
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  Speaker 2: what do we even call this recapping?
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  Speaker 3: Commenting on?
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  Speaker 4: Correspondent correspondent?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm corresponding on and so I'm watching them episode
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  Speaker 2: by episode, week by week. So I've had to really
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  Speaker 2: stop myself and I have to say, what a why
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  Speaker 2: don't they just release them week by week? That feels
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  Speaker 2: like a bad business model.
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  Speaker 4: I think that you know, every every of our streaming services,
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  Speaker 4: you and I are in the biz. We're in the biz,
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  Speaker 4: and they all have different things, like because Hulu does
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  Speaker 4: sometimes release week by week, or like Apple releases week
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  Speaker 4: by week. And I don't know if you're on the
• 5:53
  Speaker 4: you know, Love Island train, but they I can't keep up.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like that releases hour by hour.
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  Speaker 4: I swear to god, Like every time I look there's more, Oh,
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  Speaker 4: oh my god. I can't keep up.
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  Speaker 3: It's like daily, right or I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I think that's what's kept me away from
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  Speaker 4: the Bachelor is because like the amount of time you
• 6:12
  Speaker 4: have to though if you added up all my house
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  Speaker 4: at one point, Casey added up all of our housewives time,
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  Speaker 4: and it's been like we spent like ten years on
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  Speaker 4: so it's not but yeah, it's hard to keep up.
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  Speaker 4: But the Mormon wives, like, I don't know why they
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  Speaker 4: released it. I am grateful that it released fast. Like
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  Speaker 4: Taylor Frankie Paul's mother, it got to glow up, Oh my.
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  Speaker 3: God, the ultimate glow up, total transformation.
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  Speaker 4: I've never I've never seen like a mother of such
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  Speaker 4: a transformation.
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  Speaker 2: And so obsessed with like asking her do I look
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  Speaker 2: as young as you? This kind of thing so gross,
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  Speaker 2: very odd. She her desire to be on the show
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  Speaker 2: and to talk about her daughter's sex life and.
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  Speaker 4: To show up at places where her daughter like isn't
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  Speaker 4: invited or like just instead.
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  Speaker 2: And also I guess the real litter to one of
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  Speaker 2: the mom talk gals, and it's kind of obsessed with
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  Speaker 2: that one's husband.
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  Speaker 3: It's a whole give her her own.
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  Speaker 4: Show, I know, but I don't want to. She wants
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  Speaker 4: it too bad, like I want to take the show
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  Speaker 4: away from her.
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  Speaker 2: I love a desperate, desperate person, you know, like on Salt,
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  Speaker 2: Like I loved Monica's.
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  Speaker 3: Mom, Monica's mom Linda.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow, I believe you know her name, number one fan,
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  Speaker 4: then you must also have loved what's her name this season?
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  Speaker 4: The musical theater actress who was involved with an Osmond.
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  Speaker 3: Oh of course, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, one's more desperate than She's.
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  Speaker 3: Not even desperate to be on TV. She's desperate in chance.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, you like you, I mean you must read. I
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  Speaker 4: loved her personally, I do like a woman on.
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  Speaker 2: The edge, oh beyond, I mean she's past the edge,
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  Speaker 2: just like she ran off the edges, just running in.
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  Speaker 3: Mid air at this like the road runner.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, she and the Osmond guy, that is she coming back?
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  Speaker 3: I wonder she better?
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  Speaker 4: Basically, Well, she released something the other day, of course
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  Speaker 4: that she was like in a shocking twist, and she
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  Speaker 4: used the word chalking like we have broken up, And
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, nobody is shocked. Miss her and the Osmond.
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  Speaker 3: We all assumed they had broken up.
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  Speaker 4: I know, but she was like, it's shocked. She literally
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  Speaker 4: used word chalking, and I was like, to whom.
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  Speaker 3: They're gonna they're probably already back together.
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  Speaker 2: No, what is what is the actual like day to
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  Speaker 2: day of that relationship?
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  Speaker 3: I wonder I can't eat talking on the phone. Are
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  Speaker 3: they texting or is she just like driving by her.
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  Speaker 4: House uncomfortable, especially because her kids are in, Like, like,
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  Speaker 4: forget the kids. I know it's tough. I will say
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  Speaker 4: she does have pipes, she can she could sing. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if you heard her singing like that part
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  Speaker 4: from Missigone. I believe she did like a bus and
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  Speaker 4: truck tour Miss Gone and was a lead. I mean
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  Speaker 4: she can sing.
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  Speaker 2: The last I saw of Brittany was her like doing
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  Speaker 2: a video of herself walking through an airport holding like
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  Speaker 2: a margarita or something.
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  Speaker 4: That's where she comes alive. That's not her first and
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  Speaker 4: won't be her last.
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  Speaker 3: I remember her like.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of bumping a flight attendant and the person just
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  Speaker 2: looking so annoyed.
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  Speaker 3: But uh, yeah, I love her.
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  Speaker 2: I love Linda, I love I have a hard time
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  Speaker 2: with anybody's name on Secret Lives and one wise, but I've.
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  Speaker 3: Been calling her girl.
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  Speaker 4: Jeremy Taylor Frankie Paul is just like, how can you Taylor?
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  Speaker 4: Frankie Paul, that's a starting. Yes, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: She's the store.
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  Speaker 2: And it's been a controversy on the show because my
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  Speaker 2: least favorite, who I hate to me, says she's a
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  Speaker 2: fan favorite.
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  Speaker 4: When she was like, obviously I'm a fan favorite.
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  Speaker 5: I was like to who again, to who, She's not
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  Speaker 5: even her husband's favorite.
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  Speaker 4: He's a.
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  Speaker 3: Ultimate creep.
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  Speaker 4: He's rich, he's an elder compared to the rest.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he met you know their store. He met
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  Speaker 2: her when she was nine, that's so. And he was
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  Speaker 2: married to my apology to the listener, who care's not
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  Speaker 2: a bit about any of this.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry to your listeners, but.
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  Speaker 3: This is interesting to you. This would be interesting to everyone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a man named Brett is forty seven now he
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: was when his current wife was nine. They met and
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: he was a full grown adult looking at the camera.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: But you know this, And he was married to a
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: woman who ended up on Real Households.
• 10:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, got rid of that lady because she sucks. She
• 10:23
  Speaker 4: was terrible, she.
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  Speaker 2: Was a true boar. Yeah, but now he's also been
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: on the Bachelor. I did not know that right before
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: COVID this guy has got the fame bug.
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: He's taking all the pit stops, the absolute worst pit stops.
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: And then I haven't finished the season, but there are
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: rumors that there's some cheating, and I keep saying he
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: has a liar face.
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  Speaker 3: He does.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you also click on our podcast, and I don't
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  Speaker 4: mean to keep bringing up my podcast.
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  Speaker 3: It's a very good podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Well, but I don't want to like to. You know,
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: we're with your.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: Pope, but we're talking, we're in your world a little bit, right, Well,
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  Speaker 2: very much.
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  Speaker 4: But you coined the phrase which I'll never forget, which
• 10:59
  Speaker 4: is Utah face, which all of a sudden everything, you
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: know how like you look at like a monet and
• 11:05
  Speaker 4: you just like you're like, oh yeah, and then all
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: of a sudden it becomes clear and you see the
• 11:09
  Speaker 4: art like that. When you send Utah face, I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: it's all clear to me now I get it all.
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  Speaker 2: But he has I would say, bachelor facere face.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, fireface has bachelor.
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  Speaker 3: Frace correct kind of like a I guess, like hunky hunky,
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  Speaker 3: but like right, but it's like not handsome, that's like
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  Speaker 3: there's any sexual appeal.
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  Speaker 4: But it's like hunky in that like I get the
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  Speaker 4: appeal of the bat, like the Bachelor would be the
• 11:39
  Speaker 4: place for it, but he's not attractive to camera ready,
• 11:42
  Speaker 4: Like the bones are all they are an effect.
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  Speaker 3: He's got a skull, but yeah, he's a creep. His wife,
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  Speaker 3: to me, is a looser.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, And I can't tell her and some of the
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  Speaker 4: other women apart, because they all visit the same plastic surgeon.
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  Speaker 2: When I saw when I started watching, I was like, oh,
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: this will be a funny bit that I like, I'll
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  Speaker 2: probably just keep it going that I don't know any
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: of their names, and now it's just like, no, I
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: actually there are at least three of them. I'm like,
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: any of them if you put them on camera, I
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  Speaker 2: just it would be like, that might be Macy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: The only one that is not is the one that
• 12:17
  Speaker 4: they've like iced out, who has like short hair and
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: she's Whitney. Whitney. She's the only one where we're like, oh,
• 12:23
  Speaker 4: she looks different from the other because she.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't have the extensions. Yes I have. The show has layers.
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  Speaker 4: It's an onion.
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  Speaker 3: It's an onion.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm sorry again to your audience. I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 4: I know this brings you know, we have. We speak
• 12:37
  Speaker 4: a common language and so it's hard not to speak
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  Speaker 4: our language when we're together.
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  Speaker 3: There so much and I can't wait. I have two
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  Speaker 3: episodes left.
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  Speaker 2: And a listener did comment at one point early on
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  Speaker 2: in the season they said, the most evil thing they've
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: ever seen on camera has been on I'm like, maybe
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: my standards are maybe I just living in the gutter
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: because I'm like waiting for the most evil thing I've seen,
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: like a comfortable thing me.
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  Speaker 4: Too, I don't. I mean, we'll see. I'm curious for
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: you to finish. There is work, my work, you know,
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  Speaker 4: it's the work is not complete.
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  Speaker 2: So there is one one character, one cast member, who
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: has said I can't be on the show because of
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  Speaker 2: mental health reasons.
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  Speaker 4: I've never heard that, like I've never I was proud
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: of her for her, but for Affleck, who is not
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: an Affleck.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Affleck. That's been a big scandal. She's been telling
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: everyone that jen Affleck is reflated to Ben Affleck. That
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: apparently is not true true, but she, according to me,
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: has been gas lit by the entire Affleck family.
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: I think they set her.
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: Up for a fall, you think so.
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  Speaker 3: And her husband continues to be on camera talking about
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  Speaker 3: her mental health.
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  Speaker 4: It's I'm impressed and proud of her for leaving that man,
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: but then she came back, which is tough, and then
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: for just taking herself out of reality TV for a
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  Speaker 4: mental you know, to recognize that, because a lot of
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: people should probably recognize that in themselves.
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  Speaker 2: And yet I think a lot of people recognize that
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: and say, oh, this is even better the.
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  Speaker 4: Show and she said no, I'm taking I was like, wow, wow, yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 3: But the Zach, Yeah, he just keeps kind of wearing neck.
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  Speaker 3: He's the white witch. He did cut his hair. It
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  Speaker 3: doesn't look like a witch anymore.
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  Speaker 2: But uh, he tried to leave her over her maybe
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: sing a Chippendale show.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I was like, talk about something that is
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: so unsexy. I myself have been to chippendales and oh
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: there was a one in Fort Laudert called Labert.
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  Speaker 3: La bet b e a r or b a r
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: e labt bet.
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  Speaker 4: It was French, of course, very classy. But I visited
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  Speaker 4: bad establishment back in the day.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're not.
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  Speaker 4: They're like they're like, oh, they're like a Joe, you
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  Speaker 4: know what SA's.
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  Speaker 3: Like going to a all you can eat buffet or
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: like it's tacky and.
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  Speaker 4: Table side Caesar, you know you're there for the roll. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's just like it's a show, like it's.
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  Speaker 2: Not going to be He's treating it like she had
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  Speaker 2: a baby with another man.
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  Speaker 4: He's treating it like she got like like it's I've
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: never seen like, it's like she's watching a goof. It's
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  Speaker 4: a chill.
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  Speaker 2: They start to refer to it as a prank. Oh no,
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  Speaker 2: there's other things.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, my apologies, I can we should we
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: changed the subject? Change the subject?
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: What else is going on outside of watching other people's
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: lives fall apart on screen?
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  Speaker 4: What else is going on? My I just returned from
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: the continent. Oh, I went to Europe.
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  Speaker 3: Oh where in Europe?
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: I went to Venice, where I've never been Bethos, but
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: of course I was there. Yeah, I was all there.
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  Speaker 4: I was invited, of course, and attended.
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  Speaker 3: Both had to be there.
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  Speaker 4: I had to. No, I went to Venice before, like
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: right before. The people of Venice.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Were like, I'm not so annoying.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were just like And then I went to
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: Paris and the south of France. I've never been to
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: any of those places before, so it was a sort
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: of a dream trip. It was I've been planning this
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: for a while. I have I have not traveled as
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: much as I would like in my life. And so
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: it was Venice.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Does it smell?
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: I don't think so, what makes you think so?
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Just kind of like.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: The water of it it.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Is sinking, Okay, but I and they even had their
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: like yeah, in the winter, like all the doors have
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: like these kind of like steel traps, and no one
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: lives on the bottom floor of their places. During the winter,
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: all the places flood.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm familiar with the flooding home. That was a
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: big theme on this podcast for a while, My house
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: flooding over and over.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Well, you should, you should talk to people of Venice.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: They really sound a solution.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: I'm very Italian in that way, Yes you are.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: And then also what I didn't know is like Venice
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: is empty. I mean there's tourists, okay, Taurus is huge, right,
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: but the city itself is like the medium age is
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: like seventy five.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Wow, it's kind of a retirement.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because there's all these old places and nothing can
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: afford to be fixed. And in order to sell your
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: place there you have to fix it up, but no
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: one can afford to and a lot of these people
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: leave their homes to the church or whatever when they die,
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: and the church shockingly can't afford to fix it. So
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: it's just like all airbnbs and like older people. It's
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: so sad because you see a lot of it like
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: closed up, and it is such a beautiful old city.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: But I guess because it's sinking, people don't want to invest.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: It's a lost call it is, I.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: Don't know, but it's cool. I loved it. It was
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: so beautiful. I'm such a history not so I took
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: like tours and talked about.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: The history and crawling with SS.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Yes, just or not. They're just in their apartments. They're like,
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: it's just tourists and like seniors waving from the window.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Did you see Ripley the TV show?
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: I started to I love look I got to finish it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: I loved the movie. Okay. I started the show because
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: nothing could be better to me than Ripley. Uh you
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: know what's his name?
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: Starting?
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: And Scott?
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Who is the most gorgeous man that has ever end?
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Andrew? Reach out?
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Please? What are you waiting for? Andrew? You have two
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: people here? Then just love to talk to you. One
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: of them watched the show, one of them, and one
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: of them appreciates your work, and it moved so slow
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: to me.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Danielle, how far in did you get one episode?
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: I was like this, and God bless it's beautiful.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: It is so gorgeous it is.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: But I was like, you just get onto a plot.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Get watch two more episodes the show.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: That's three hours of my life when I could be
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: watching Mormon women yelling at each other, like what.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Three episodes and you'll be into the rhythm. It's not slow,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: it's deliberate. That's what I tell you.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: You just made it so much worse.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: I've seen it twice. I saw it two times within
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: the course of eight weeks.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: That's like me with like garbage Watch, I'm like, oh,
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: I really need to watch Ladies of London again.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Ladies of London. I've never heard of this.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: It's a reality show from LA.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess I can kind of imagine or.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Me watching like Hey Paula, Hey Paula, what's the heck
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: another reality?
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Wow, you need to write a book.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: You should have a whole encyclopedia of all the garbage.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: I wh great.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: Idea you you should write the garbage Encyclopedia. I know
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: we really need to garbage Pedia.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: I know we've been you know, it's like we Casey
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: actually writes real books.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: So you know, I don't know, but she could dabble in.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Trash, dabble in trash. No, it's it's a good idea,
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: you know what. I'm stealing it and I'm not going
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: to give it forward.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, when I thought of this book and.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Gave it to Denial, and you give me zero dollars from.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: It, let me write at least a blurb when it.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Comes to yours. I will let you write anything you want.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: I pay you for those things, but.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: You put me in court.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Yes, you'll pay me after your lawyer's case. But no,
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: I loved Venice. I've never been there, and I was
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: just I started crying. We got it late at night,
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: so you know, we take a water taxi straight to
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: our tail, but I can't see anything. And then I
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: wake up the next morning and I literally walk out
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: onto like what is it Saint Mark's Square? And I
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: started crying, Oh my god, because I was just so
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: like blown away by how gorgeous, how old, how important
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: it felt like I just it was. I literally started crying.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: And I was with my daughter and she was like,
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: did she have a good time? She loved it, She
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: had the best time.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: And she's she's eleven now, and she's a really good traveler,
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: and so it was, you know, fun to take her
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: and take her a place that she you know, just
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: you know, to see the world. I think I never
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: got to you as a girl.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: I didn't really travel either.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: We went to Florida, and then we moved to Florida,
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: so there was nowhere to go. So so I didn't
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: go anywhere.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Where were you in Florida?
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: I grew up in sort of Palm Beach area, Fort
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: Lauderdale kind of area, and so yeah, we moved there,
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: so then where was there to go?
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Would just stay here.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Then one thing, one other thing about Venice the I
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: just want to talk a moment about the invitation to
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: the wedding.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Did you see that?
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: It looked like worse than mine?
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: It looked like they made it on paperless.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: They didn't say no gifts.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: They did people. Yeah, a ton of listeners are like
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: they ripped you off. They ripped you absolutely.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: How rude. That's who you should sue.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I should see them separately, right, Lauren and.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Jill, what did you think of? What were your thoughts
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: on the invite?
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: It looked like it was made on paperless posts, like
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: somebody and you can make a decent looking invitation on
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: paperless but this was like somebody that was just learning.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: It was like you just opened it, opened paperless posts
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: and it was just the first thing that was presented
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: to something.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Was it Lauren's like fourth assistant that was just like
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: new They're like, can you just make an invite? Like
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: we've already told people by mouth, but like can you
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: just like get on canva?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: And I actually don't think it was Laura in herself.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: You think so, I think that an assistant would do
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: better work.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Thank you. I think it was like because she's like
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: not in MILLENNIU. She's like gen X, so she's not
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: like in those spaces.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: She was like, I want to I want to put
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: my personal touch on the wedding and it blew up
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: in her face.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Boy did she That invite was sad and I want
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: to be like like no gifts.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Like no, come on whatever?
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Like I think she thinks she's important, yes, like like
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: we are, We're not asking for gifts. It's like, you
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: better not. You're fucking Amazon. You can get like, what
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: are you in a register in Amazon?
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Look at our wish list? Did she go to space?
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, I mean it's like space adjacent. People say
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: I live in Beverly Hills like adjacent.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you kind of went to.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a suburb further. Yeah, she just went like the
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: we're gravity.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Right, Culver City or something.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: I was just embarrassed for everybody at all, Like it
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: literally broke up Katie Perry and or.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Broke them.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Why did we think it broke it up because he
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: wanted to go to space as well?
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Or he was so.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Humili he was so humiliated. And again I don't know
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: these people. I was. I was shocked about Gail King.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Gail, she didn't even want to do it.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Why did she do it? Which for her journalism?
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Like she was expecting to learn something new.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but I was so shocked and sort
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: of like saddened. I was like, Gail, I respect you.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: This feels like insane.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: She'say, somebody had a gun to her head a publicist
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: or that.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I just was I couldn't believe it. Yeah. Also,
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: I couldn't believe Oprah went to Jeff Bezos's wedding. I
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: can you can't.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Oprah?
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: I know Oprah?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, what is there to say?
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: I just I love her, you know, I've loved her child.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: We would like to think that she knows better. Yeah,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: but she simply does.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: But who am I to you know, I get up
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: on my eye horse, but you know I'm still buying
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: things on Amazon.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: We're all We're all as guilty as Oprah going to
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: che faces as well.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: We are complicit. You know. It's like I just bought
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: some stuff on Amazon recently, So who am I?
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: We're trapped. Oprah's not trapped.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: He's not trapped.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Oprah doesn't have to save money, I know.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: But some people are like, I don't even chop on Amazon,
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, okay, then I'm complicit, Like I know.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: So there are so many things where I'm like, I
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: want to get off of every one of these things.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: But when I'm on them all and I'm stupid. Yes,
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: and sometimes I need that shampoo now I don't have
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: it at my pharmacy.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, speaking of making horrible choices and uh
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: you know, being guilty.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Et cetera, knowing better.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: I was excited to have you here on the podcast, Daniel.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: I was looking forward to you coming today. I thought,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: we'll have a nice time, well chat. You know, no
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: one will step on anyone's toes. It'll be as beautiful
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: and as tasteful and as elegant as a Bezos wedding. Yes,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: so I was a little surprised when you came trotting in.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Uh tacky as hell. The podcast is called. I said
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: no gifts, and you were holding a gift.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: I am. I was bred right. You don't show up
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: empty handed. I've never been to a party without at
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: least bringing a bottle of wine. Okay, interesting, And I
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: don't respect people who come not bearing a gift. And
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: when you say and just like the Bezos, when you
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: say no gifts, we know you mean gifts.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Interesting. Do you think anyone took a gift to that wedding?
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Yes? I did. I told you I was there. I
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: brought them some ladles, you know. I went to the cellar,
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Macy's the cellar, and I just went wild. Talk about supermarket.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: You were talking about wanting to do a supermarket sweep.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: I want to do a sweet or a shopping site.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Yes, nothing could be better, you know, but Amazon killed
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: that and.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: That they didn't kill that. Amah, So I will.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Say I raided the cellar and I got them gifts,
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: and I say with you, I'm not gonna come empty handed.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: That's just rude. You want people say gifts or the
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: worst is when they're like, instead of a gift, donate
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: to this charity.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Fuck. You don't tell me what to do.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Don't tell me where money. You don't ate to that charity? Bitch,
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: you like charity so much, you use your money. Don't
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: get married, put it towards the charity and go to
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: the Justice of the peace. You fucking holier the mouth.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: For your wedding. Yeah, how much did you spend on that?
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: D you donate that to charity?
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Just the photo shoot all own?
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Yes, I don't need this.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Break the videographer. Well, should we open the gifts here
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: on the podcast?
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: I thought you didn't want it.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: I didn't say I didn't want it.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: You said no gifts.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: I threw some things in your face and let you
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: deal with it.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Okay, open it. I would love to open it gay
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: and talk about the packaging.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: It's in a gorgeous, cute little bag.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: It's a green polka dot bag, white polka dots with the.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Yellow Do you expect that back? Because I need to regift.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I'll carry this to your car, thank you. This is
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: obviously from another gift.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: At some point, probably you think of I've never bought
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: a bag either. All the moms and my daughter like
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: we just exchange bags.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I the only time I've ever bought bags was
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: when we were doing this over zoom and you know
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: the magic of entertains. Yes, okay, it's a very springtime. Okay,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: let's open this up.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, reaching, Oh my god.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: I know what it is.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: It's a laboo, well or not?
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: I think it's a la fu. Wait, it's a lad
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: that's a fake laboo boo.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Where do you get alfu?
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Well, most places, because los are hard hard you can't
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: get one. You have to like wait for a drop,
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: and as an adult, simply can't.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Will not participate in a drop either, will I? There
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: is no item outside of I guess I waited for
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: the vaccine.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Yes, that was the one drop.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: That I will I also waited in line years ago
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: before I had like kids, was I waited to the
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Barefoot contests. I waited outside were to meet her and
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: to get her book. It was like a signing, and
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: I will say it was like a William snowman. They
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: gave us like food on the line. Oh, so this
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: is a different experience. It's when I see adults waiting
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: outside like pop shop or any of those places, I'm like, y'all, no, no,
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: we can't be. But for these people, I mean, it's
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: and I refuse to So it's most what I've heard
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: they've been doing with the lafoofoos is they gather all
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: these little boo boo box So.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: That box is a laboo boo box, a.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Laboo boo box, but I don't know of what's inside
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: is lafufu or la boo boo? And there are ways
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: you can tell.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: And where do you where did you buy that? I mean,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: where did it come from? On a little store in
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: these places are just going around getting the boxes or
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: buying the boxes and reselling the.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Laboo boos, or they're someone who's selling the boxes with
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: the fake and I've heard their signs, so we can
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: actually see if it's a lab boo boo.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Or a lofay. Let's open it up. I'll know immediately.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's see even the tape like, how is the
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: tape type is like? That feels that feels definite? Lef
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: put it in the canter that that is? That is
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: tape hole there.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is mom like last minute wrapping a gift.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: This is not.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: But I would say the box so you can make
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: a lafu.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Oh I could, But now I've ripped it because because
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: this is where you're supposed to reopen. You know, as
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: a a booboo expert, I know that the terror top.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, as you can see, that is not.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: I'm going to open it like a real la Boo
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: book owner.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: No, this is okay, well I don't know what's inside.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: I mean this is now.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: They still they know, they know what they're doing.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Real, this is I mean if this isn't real, these
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: people are going out of their way.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: They do because they can make a lot of money.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: There's the love that is.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Look how crazy it's all uneven. The tag is wrong.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: It doesn't know that is that is it's shedding. It
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: already sheded in your ear.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: I've already inhaled half of the fur on it. This
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: is probably that feels it looks there's some shoddy works.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: This is let's see now, this is the monster on
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: the Yeah, but there it's wait is it laboo is
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: labooboo the monsters?
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: There's different versions of it. I know this because my
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: daughter was desperate for a Laboo boo and I went
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: like online. I didn't even do the drop because I
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: was like, I will not participate in this, Like I'm
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: an adult and this is garbage and I won't do
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: that for you, sweetie. I was like, I love you,
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: but this is not something to engage in. It's not anything.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: I was like, if it presents itself, I will buy
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: it there, yes, but I'm not going to chase this high.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: So finally she's like, look, mom, it's on the site.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: It's because this place called PopMart. And I'm like, okay,
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: this is legit. I even like overspent a little bit.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Bought it. It took three weeks to come sure from China. Okay,
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: And she opens it up and she's screaming she's so happy,
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: and then her friend's are just like they knew, they knew,
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: and they said they were like signs and stuff. And
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: then she started looking it up. She took it like
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: a cham wow. But she you know how humiliating.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: So for both of you. Both the Labo boos are
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: signed by.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: Who they're not signed. It's not like a cabbage Patch
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: kid and Xavier Robert. Yes, no, I think that there
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: are certain signs like it's like the body parts don't move.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this is this is moving full exorcis.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: And then there's like a special tag like there but
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: you can't but they wait that they box them insane.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Same with the one that I got her.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Wow, what a conn. This whole thing is.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: I tried to get to a La Boo Boo, but
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: I knew.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: That I'm I prefer a lafu fu.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: That's what I said. You love a fake fake burkin.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Yes, all that, Uh, you know I get everything on
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Canal Street and this. I mean if you had told
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: me this is a laboo, I would have I wouldn't know.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: You can tell me the fact that the face is
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: so uneven.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: It's fair, I mean, it's they're kind of all laboos
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: are a little sinister, yes, but this one is evil.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: This one, this one will kill your friends and families
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: when you go to sleep at night.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Where did look like everything in my life?
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm just like so far outside of
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: pop culture at all times that like something will just
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: suddenly be every I feel like everyone on Earth gets
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: a newsletter, but me just being like this is what's happening.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: Don't tell Bridger for a few months.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Let him find out late.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Right, and so like yeah, I feel like I'm late
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: to la boo boos.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't know, you know, I as a parent, this
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: has become You've.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Got a little bit about so pipeline to then.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: You know, Casey called me. Casey is in England for
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: work right now, and so she texts me the other
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: day because she knows as a parent, like this is
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: sweeping the kind of nation. But again there's like adults.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Of course, if you go to PopMart at the Glendell Galleria,
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: there's a line out.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Seeing any eleven year olds out there.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: No, it's all a thirty five and unemployed.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Yes, and people are putting them on like their fancy
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: bags now and stuff like you will see like a
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: woman with a Gucci bag and a laboo boo hanging off.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: It's this weird and I feel like it's now like
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: hit its apex, Like I didn't know about this a
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: month ago and now it's all I know about.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: And by the time this is released, everyone's gonna want
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: these off of their bed.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Be like, I'm such a fucking door.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: I know, but so I'm not. I refuse, like I
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: get angry about like sort of uh some of this stuff.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: I'm just like, I don't want to have to subscribe
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: to this. I like, I get so mad at society
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: as a whole. I don't know why. It's just like
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: and so I reject it completely. But when you have
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: a kid, you sort of like, I reject some stuff.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: But it was her graduate and it was also her
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: graduation present from from elementary, so that's very sweet. But
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: so I was like, sorry, you got a fake but
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: she really has like been like I like it better
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: good for her her. Yeah. Yeah, she had a great
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: attitude about it because I was like, I'm so like,
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know. And then I blamed her. I was like,
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: you gave me a sight huge family, it's like to
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: your fault. I blamed and el year old. I was like,
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: you sent me the site. I didn't know. I don't
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: know what's going on here.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Wow, So but we don't know.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Was it just like something that PopMart put on TikTok
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: and suddenly people were like, I gotta have.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: This, And I think I don't know for sure, but
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: I believe that they withhold drop set. I just can't
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: be a part.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Of that artificial what do they call it?
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like a need or like like create a demand?
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Yes, And I just can't be a part of that. Oh,
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: I'm just like And also it reminds me syny and I.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: My daughter and I one time were in Target and
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: we were like, what what is this line for? We
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: thought it was just like the line to the register
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, is this the line to
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: the registrant? Like forty year old men were online being like,
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: oh no, there's a new drop of the new Pokemon.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Like I can't.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: I can't wait.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: There's nothing that's worth waiting in line for. I just
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: like I'm trying to think of anything I would want
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: to and like.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: My husband used to always say, if I have, like
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: because we used to live New York City and there
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: will be people outside of clubs, No, I cannot. I
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: will never wait to get inside of a club. I
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: will never do that.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: There is nothing less appealing to me, like and it
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: feels like the opposite of being in a club.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: I know, you're just online to a pathetic.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Old or hot and.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: I never did that. That was not And I lived
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: in New York City, but I you.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Know, huge amounts of people do it.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: I know, but it was just not part of my
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: There's no chance. And I guess I've never hung out
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: at the cool places too, so that's probably right.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: See, I'm never like out for the la boo boos
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: of social entertain.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: You got to try this new club? That was never
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: my personality. I was always like, could be you think
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: that good time? Really? Oh yeah, I think it's not.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: Even with my bad back, even with my tap dancing
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: knee injury, for my old you know that tendon that's
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: gone from that old performance of anything goes like that's
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: that gonna hold up on the club line?
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: I think so? I think. So.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Did you have a toy like as a kid that
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: like was super in demand.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: My mother got in a fight over a cabbage patch kid. Well, like,
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: we were living in Atlanta at the time. Grew up
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: in Atlanta, and this is when cabbage patch kids.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Were all the races, right.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: And my mother I remember like going to the rich
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Way store, which was or service merchandise, which was and
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: like braving not getting in a fight, but like braving
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: the and like pulling one off for me for my cousins,
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: and I wow, good for her, and I wanted it
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: so bad, like it was I'll still remember her name.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: It was Susannah Courtney.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, very good name and uh and.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: I remember I made one at one point before, like
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: my mom took me to Judy Jacob's art class and
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: you go make and I you know, this is when
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: I couldn't get you know. It's like because before the
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: Cabbage Patch kids, there was a less affordable option and
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: called adoption dolls, and they were one hundred dollar dolls.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: They were like yeah, and they had like I think
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: like cloth faces, where the Cabatretch kid had plastic faces.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: But the adoption dolls were bigger. And my girlfriend had
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: gotten one from her parents and my parents were like,
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: and my dad's like, I'll get you one. And then
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: he took me to the store and was one hundred
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: dollars and he's like, we're going home. That will not
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: be happening.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred dollars for a doll or a doll
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: that probably didn't talk and this was.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: In the eighties in the back. Yeah exactly. So this
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: is like, can you imagine? So my Mom's like, I
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: will take you to Judy Jacob's art class and you
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: can make it yourself what you do. And I went
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: to this art class and I made one. I named
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: her what did I name her? Linda Lee? Middle names too.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: And she was made out of pantyhose whoa, and like
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: stuff cotton and then you like sew hair on and
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: she looked she was.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: A mess, very folk art.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah she was. She was garbage. She was a mess.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: You painted on the eye. Oh sorry, you painted on
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: the eyes with some you know, acrylic paint, and you
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: put like doll clothes, you know, baby clothes on them
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: and they were huge and sort of mouthformed.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: How long did that last?
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Until I got Susannah Courtney and away she went the
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: way of the doll.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Trash.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, goodbye, Linda Lee. You can see yourself out, I said,
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: good day, Linda Lee me while Susannah Courtney is like,
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: huh oh, Linda, nobody wants you anymore? Yeah.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: I Uh. My sister had one. I remember.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: She wanted to name it Maggot. And that's when my
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: mom was like teaching her about names. You can't name
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: a doll maggot.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Also, they already come with a name. They come with
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: a name, just come with a name.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Not in the winding households.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: You get to name that thing if you want to
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: name it after a baby.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Bug, Maggot. How's your sister doing today, Jesus in jail? Okay, well.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: No, I think it ended up getting the name got
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: soft into like a Margo children. She's got three children, Maggot,
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Maggot two and Meggot three.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, she It is a gorgeous name, conjures a beautiful
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: image and decay gorgeous.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I'm sure this is like well Troden Territory. I'm sure
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: people have discussed this before. But Kevin Patch dolls were
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: so the butt was signed.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: By Xavier Roberts, theeur, the creator.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: You could not release that product now like that, Like
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: can you imagine like it is?
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: I mean it's I don't know ifs are still signed.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: That is creepy, very pert about.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Well, there's the Cabbage Patch patch you can go to
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: outside of I think it's in like Delanaga, Georgia, where
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: you could there's like the place where they're born from,
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: and you can like pull it from.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: The patch wet.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: I don't think that they deliver them wet, but I
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: But that place still exists. It's kind of like the
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: original American Girls store.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: I'm actually, you know, I when I when my daughter
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: was into American Girl for a minute, I never got
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: a real one again. I just I really as a
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: pattern I have to look at. I got her the
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Target one because I was like, this is ridiculous. She
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: will grow out of this and it's really expensive, and
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: it's like I just couldn't and she doesn't know the difference.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Well according to.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: Me, but I will tell you, going into that American
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Girl doll store gives me a like gives me a tingle.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: It's something in me, same as like Barbie, like going
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: into a Barbie section of a toy store like something
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: in a nostalgia like I loved this stuff and so
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: like I wish I was young enough where it's not weird,
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: right collect dolls and play with them.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I've got news for you for living in a world
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: and that's it's totally normal, but it's not.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: It's not.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Get in line down with the American girls,
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: so no one will blink up.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: I know when I see like they have like the
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: hairdressers there and like the tea. Like there's a part
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: of me that wants all the dolls and all the
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: clothes and oh, look she's surfing. She can surf, and like,
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: oh she opens her own malt shop. You know, like
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: these are something goes on in my brain.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: Right, did you.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Go to the cafe, the American Girl Cafe? Do they
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: allow the target a girl Target girl into the American
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Girl Cafe?
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: They do, but I was worried about that, But I.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Was worried generous of them.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: I was worried when we went there because like what
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: if they know and they don't let us in, and
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: then she'll know what I've been up to.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: The d the Target girls come with like a history
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: or like a little like book about them, or it's
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: like this one works at the cash register.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: Or like this one was in the depressions, or you know,
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: like the dolls of history or whatever.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: You have through different eras of Target probably starting in
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: like nineteen seventy eight.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that would I would buy those. Of course,
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: love to know what Target girl was in the eighties
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: or whatever. But no they don't. But I was worried
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: about that at and I and my daughter. There's also
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: like the salam where you can get their hair fixed
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: and her her her target doll's.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Hair was but Noah, probably highly flammable just.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: And like you know, you you take it out on
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: the town just once and like doesn't go back like
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: it's you know, there are downsides to the target doll.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: How are they doing there? It's like synthetic hair.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I guess you know, how do we all do?
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: There's synthetic hare lives and Mormon wives currently you think
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: all those girls have real hair?
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Like no, head on down to jay Z's Styles.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: Say Styles talk about the z Kavarecci of Saloons.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: And they have an academy.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Like the beat Outs as soon. I love seeing like
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: the moms going in and like buying hair like it was.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, I could have a time in jay Z Styles.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: I could have some time.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: I've got to go.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: You should get extensions because I know we've both been
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: I would like that for you.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: If jay Z Styles will pay for my extensions, I
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: will wear them for six months.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: I will. I will pay for your extension if your.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: You're not going to get it from Jazy Styles. You'll
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: get it from Target or you'll order them from a website.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: I've given myself away and I've been exposed. But you
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: know you and I have both been to Beauty Lab.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: And Lazy of course, I've been there so many I
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: love for you to.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Go to jay Z Styles next and if you could
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: document it and then send.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Do have you had any work done at Beauty Lab?
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: No, I've just had the pictures taken over. I don't
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: have time, and you know my people.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Are, yeah, you got right. I feel like I'm going
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: to go this time and they're gonna be like, sir,
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: you've got to do.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: You've got to buy. You've had fifteen pictures in our
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: estaff I buy a cream.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know, buy like a soda out of the fridge.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I think they have Red Bulls or something.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: I know you've been. You've been to some of those
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: soda spots that they.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: Go only going to one swig. Now I'm going.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Back when you're going to Swig.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go there this weekend, Utah on the fifth.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: I'm so jealous. What's your poison? I don't know.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: I tried like their Founders Special or whatever, you know,
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: some so sweets. I got like the diet version too,
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: and it was just like I made it probably a
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: tenth through the drink, and I was like, well, I'm
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: unfortunately this.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: My body can't consume any more of this.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: And I'm not like a health not I'm I eat
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: pure garbage all the time. So it's, uh, the fact
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: that I can't handle that is so I'm going to
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: try to be.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: Our dentist making a killing.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, there are so many dentists in your town.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: I think there's like a there is an interesting thing
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: where it's like it's a safe career, like a safe
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: like normal man career.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: And we're also like not going to grow out of
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: needing dentistry, like it's not something that we'll always need.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: It, and it's like kind of doctor a Jason. I
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: don't think it's there's as much schooling needed.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: And then there's all of the sweet consumption in Utah.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: So I think those things come together to being like
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: this is the dentist capital of Earth.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: It's got to be. And I also bet that there's
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: like a lot of diabetic clinics. Oh. Interesting because of
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: the sugar that I don't.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: I don't. I didn't know that many diabetics in so yeah, I.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: Wonder give it time talking some type two. I mean
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: I should be diabetic. Okay, we all should, but I
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: will say, like that's so much sweet.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean maybe. Yeah, the swig now that
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: that's new there that you can.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Read it in like ten years, really get a swig effect.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: I would you. I would invest in pick and axe,
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: picks and shobble. What's that that dialysis centers get to.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: That's a great idea of this. And make it kind
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: of an elevated.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: Like a dry bar for you know, like when you
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: go into like make it fun, make an elevator, make it,
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: make it cute, have like a neon sign instead of
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: like get the lips, like get the get the juice,
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: get the soda, life and short, get the soda.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: I think that's not the worst idea.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: I don't either. Again, I'm giving you this idea the
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: way you give me the book.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: We'll sell your book.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: The people can read the book while they're on dialas. Wow,
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: we could we could wrote Heather Gay into this, hun
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Heather reach out.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: I feel like Heather reach out.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Look, this is you know this could be right next
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: to beauty lab for you know, uh.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Get your lips, get your dialogs.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Maybe at the same time, I.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Love this, we're thinking business. Look, this is my bas
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: is crumbling.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: The entertainment industry I wouldn't even say is crumbling. I would
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: say is crumbled.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: There's nothing left. There are like coyotes eating. Yes, we're
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: like the carcass has been. Let's talk about maggots.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, maggots wouldn't eat the entertainment.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: So what we need to pivot?
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: But pivot to dialysis and.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: A dentistry and dentistry.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: I think that these are there are options. At least
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: we know that there's hope.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: I like, finally today we.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: Found hope through We found hope in a really hopeless
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: place in a dialysis.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Wow, I'll just call it kidney. I love that.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: Maybe with U K I d N I. I love this.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: I really believe've got so dialysis works right, it's works
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: with your kidneys.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Don't I can't get bolts. I can't get into the
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: nuts and bolts here. That's somebody else's job.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: That's not our Well on a Lisa, if you're there,
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: let us know how dialysis works.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we're I feel like flashing the blood.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Is this the darkest podcast you've ever done? And I'm
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: sorry if you do. I have relatives with diabetes. We're
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: just talking about the sugar intake.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: The sugar intake, and you know dialysis is important, which
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: is why I'm ready to open a mini chain throughout
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: the solt.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Why shouldn't it be fun, is what I'm saying. Yeah,
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: why shouldn't it be fun?
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: In floy Yeah, I would be getting a pedicure, That's
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: what I'm saying.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Like, let's and why can't you while you're getting dialyses?
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: It should be done by like blonde twenty year olds
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: who are having a time of their life.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: Great music, great tune, right right.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: So dialysis essentially it does filter the blood because your
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: kidneys can't.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: So it's like in there we can.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: So that's okay, thank you.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: And so the neon sign is because your kidneys can't
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: cool pink curs.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: We can when your kidney.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, I like this, I love it. We've got I
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: mean again, this is a recorded audio. So for legal reasons,
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: I can sue you, You can sue me, we can
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: sue the listener. Yeah, we can sue Heather Gay. It's
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: gonna be World War four. Let's just be honest. I'm
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: very excited about that.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Now. Is there anything left to say about La Boo Boo?
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: I would just say, you know, when ordering a La
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Boo Boo, check your sources.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Your sources. You can be scammed.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: You can be scammed. I literally the site I was on,
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: what it smelling? It poison?
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: It smells perfectly clean, but maybe it's too clean.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it want smell like The site I was on
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: literally said PopMart. But I think there was probably like
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: an extra asterisk in there, something you know and like,
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: and it took too long. And when I would go
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: to PopMart, I would be like, well it says here
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: that there's no more left? Did I get the last one?
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: F Like I my computer shuts down every time I
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: go to the website.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: I know, like there were red flags and I chose
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: not to see them because my daughter was so excited.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: So you really, like, I don't think there's an easy
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: way to get these, So know that if you want
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: a real one, like, you can't take these.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: Gotta be care for.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: No, that's a I mean, like all good things you
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: have to put in the work.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and just because it's in a pop Mark's bag,
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: which is in a pop Mark box.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: That doesn't mean it any means because this looks very
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: official to.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: And that is I believe the box is the only
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: thing that's real.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Wow, I mean, and what does that even mean?
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: That doesn't mean anything?
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Right, like, but I will.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: I'm seeing that they have names saying he he se, sissy,
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: dadas zz.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Or hey, this is were they I assume this.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Is the closest. Well it's none of them.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Well there there's this this is secret.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Which I assume this is this brand that la Fufu
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: is probably always secret.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Because you're not seeing that labuobu on the box.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: No, the closest match, I would say is daw Da,
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: but it's not. It doesn't have the hard eyes. There's
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: zz baba, So that's.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: Another way, like if it doesn't because you should be
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: getting they're blind boxes, so you do a lot of times,
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: don't know which.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: I can't eat that sort of thing too, What a scam.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: It's gambling, I know. But kids love a blind box
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: like my daughter's love gambling. Yes, they do, teaching them early,
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: so just know that like so that's another red flag
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: when the one that is in the box isn't on
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: the box right right.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: And also something else I'm learning is a laboobo would
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: sit up.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very uneven.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: It's a laf It's a lafu foo. This is a
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: certified lafufoo. But eventually these will be more rare.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: That's what I'd like to hope. That's what my daughter said.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: You and my daughter are similar. And yeah, I mean
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: you cannot get this lafoo foo to sit.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: No, it's now being leaned up against a computer. A
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: la boo boo can stand on its own.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, la buoba can walk and slap you across the face. Sorry,
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: I wanted to give you a la boo boo.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: You got me better.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Lafufu secret Lafufu.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Well, I think we should play games. Okay, I need
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: a number between one and ten from you.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go six.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, We're to play a game called Gift You a Curse.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Okay, but before.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: We play, I have to do some like calculating so
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: you can promote, recommend, do whatever you want with the microphone.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: I'll be right back. I just want to promote Casey
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: and Danielle's Garbage World. It is our basically podcast empire
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: where you can find Casey and I's Casey Wilson and
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: I's podcast Bitch Sesh. We've been we're just about to
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: celebrate ten years or did we just celebrate ten years?
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't even know, but we're on our
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: podcast Bitch Sash. We talk about, you know, all the
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: Bravo shows, Real Housewives and all the like, and also
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: any sort of garbage television you could want. And then
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: we have a second podcast called Garbage Sash where we
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: deep dive on other such you know, trash that we're into.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: And then we also have a Sex and the City
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: podcast that Matt McConkey does. Well, it's really actually and
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: just like that podcast, and it's called in just like Matt.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: All of that on Casey Daniell's garbage World dot com.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: That is worth checking out.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: I love, we love when you're on Okash.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: I'm on whenever sal like City Zone.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: Well, we'd have you more cities, but that seems to
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: be the only one I watch. So you are our
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: official correspondent.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of come on as more of a professor,
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: expert I.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: Love that for you and I can't wait for next season.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is how we play Gift or a Curse. I'm
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: going to name three things. You're going to tell me
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: if there are a gift or a curse and why? Okay,
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: and I'll tell if you're right or wrong because there
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: are correct answers there are, and you can totally flop,
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: you can bomb out in.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: A huge way, so be careful. Okay.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: These are all suggestions from our Patreon listeners. Thank you
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: to all of you. This first one is from Clark.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Gift or a Curse washing down medication with a carbonated
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: drink curse?
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: Why when you have medication? Water is the simplest way.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: I feel like the soda dilutes it. I don't like that.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: And also yeah, it's like it's you shouldn't mix your
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: your drugs wrong.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: What that's a gift drink and doing it with water?
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: What a bore? What an absolute boar? Why not?
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: And you know you're usually take your pills in the
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: morning or night. Why not a little soda?
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: That's discussing a diet coke.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: Sugar? Oh? Absolutely?
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: And I feel like the water is too smooth of
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: an experience. We've all had that before. We've all done
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: water and pill water and carbonated drink. Now there's I
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: prefer I love.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: So in the morning, like me when I'm taking my SSRI,
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: I would have to take a swig of a of
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: a pop.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: You reach over to the nightstand, get your orange soda
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: which is always e and h slurp it down.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: Gifts absolutely gifts.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Disagree wrong, Okay, so zero so far. Number two.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: This is from Rachel gift or a curse. Mistakenly trying
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: to get into a car that.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Is not yours.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: I've done it many times, especially when I had a
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: silver Honda Civic. Oh boy. Then I was constantly like
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: I would just walk out to the grove and be like,
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know. It is a curse. Why because you
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: can't find your car like it's it's it feels confusing,
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: and then you you think something is absolutely your car,
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: and then you're like, but I don't own that weird
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: jacket that's in the back seat, you know what I mean,
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: You're like, that's I didn't. Also, with grocery carts, when
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: you take someone else's grocery cart and you're like, I
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: didn't get asparaguess, it's the same to you more than
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: i'd like about the same grocery store menace. And then
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: sometimes I put my things in the other person's cart
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: and they're like, what what's happened to my card?
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: You're blindfolded.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: I'm just moving too quick, So I'd say it's a curse.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: It's embarrassing.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Wrong again, Danielle, Oh my god.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: Who decides if I'm wrong? Your listeners?
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Are you universal truths?
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: That's very clear.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Objective truth is answering.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Why is that a good?
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: It's a gift? First of all?
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, so first of all, what a fun little peek
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: into another person's car, an innocent peek into seeing what's
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: happening in another person's car who owns the same car
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: as you. So you're like, well they made this choice.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Are they making different choices elsewhere other than me?
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Or are we similar?
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Second of all, chance at a you know, a meet
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: cute you know, you turn around the actual owner of
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: the cars are now you get to have a fun
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: conversation about how you're not stealing.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: Their car calling the police.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Well, if they are, then you're filming them for a
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: future viral video. I got you look at this, you know,
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: loser trying to send me off to the cops. So
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: those are two good reasons. And third reason, I think
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: I'm probably on record for loving the experience of you know,
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: when you like during Halloween Thanksgiving time, there will be
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: a pumpkin on the table and you go to pick
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: it up and you go like this because you thought
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: it was a real pumpkin, but it's actually a fake
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: pump What a What a thrill? I love that feeling.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: This is kind of the year round of that.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: You know what.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: It's also terrible because then you have to like kind
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: of talk to yourself. Oh yeah, but you're like, oh,
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: well that's not my car. I have like talk out loud.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: But like it's almost like when you trip in public,
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: you're like, well that was that was weird. It's like
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: an out loud conversation to yourself. That's why it's terrible.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: No, that's why it's great and a learning experience and
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: maybe the start of something exciting and romantic.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: I don't like it.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Wrong, okay too.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Wrongs so far got I'm scared. We're rooting for you
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: to get this final one. This is from Mallory Gift
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Her a curse. Long naps in the evening.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: Awful the worst because then first of all, you wake
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: up feeling hungry and angry, and and like what time
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: is it? Is it six? Especially in the fall, it's like,
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: is it five o'clock or is it ten o'clock? I
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: don't don't know what time it is. I feel crazy.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know where I am in space and time.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: And now when I want to go to sleep for
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: reels at night, I'm not gonna be able to fall asleep.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: It's the worst.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: So gift or a curse.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: It's a oh it's a gift. I curse. It's a curse.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: Well, you sealed the deal, you lost the game completely.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: Why is that a gift. That's the worst thing ever.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, someone's not listening to their body.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: If you need to take a nap, take it. It doesn't
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: matter what time of day.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: If you just woke up and you feel like you
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: need to take a nap, it's time for a nap.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: If you're behind the wheel, it's time for a nap.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: If it's six point thirty in the afternoon, I guess
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: that's night early evening that's a perfectly fine time to
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: take a nap. You wake up and everything is so
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: dark and you feel like you've just crawled out of
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: a swamp. But now the challenge to becoming a normal
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: person for another two to four hours for the rest
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: of your day. It's a you know, maybe you maybe
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: you need to wash down some pills with a soda.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: I feel like you're just disagreeing with me. To disagree,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: I'm on the side of your body.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: I'm on the side of my body and the listener's body.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: I feel like your body is wrong and you should
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: go to the doctor.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: So we've got a Republican on my body, my body,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: my nap, my.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: Nap, my body, my map again, I will monetize it
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: and you will sue me, and then it'll all come
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: out in the wash.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Uh well, I mean, I hate to see you lose
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: the game in not only a complete way, but also
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: in kind of a bitter way.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Wrong.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: You're wrong. It's like when you lose Jeopardy just because
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: you can't work the buzzer. That is insane.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: I would tackle Ken Jennings to the ground if I
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: lost Sheppardy. Ken, don't reach out. You lost the game.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: In a horrible way, and then you weren't even gracious
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not going to be because the answers were wrong,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: and I'm sorry. Like, when you're right, you're right, and yeah.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: When you're right, you're right, and unfortunately today you were
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: completely wrong.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: Disagree makes me sick.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: To my This is I'm going to sue.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: It's going to be a I mean, we're going.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: To fool of me and yourself what you've done today.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: I need a mirror for the podcast so I can
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: hold it up when someone says something like.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: That, Wow, we started off so well.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: I know, I know this is tough. We're going to
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: be tied up in court for ka.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: This is the final segment of the podcast, and hopefully
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: we can at least come together on this. This is
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: how I said no emails. People are writing in I
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: said no email. People are pathetic and desperate and gross
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: and they need answers. So they'll write into I said
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: no gifts at gmail dot com, or they'll send in
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: voice notes on a lease. Well, maybe can drop in
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: some of the rules about that later. I can never
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: they are they're begging for answers.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: We help me answer a question I'll try. I mean, yeah,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: who knows how you'll do.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: I know obviously I can't be trusted.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, listener, take whatever Danielle has to say with a
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: or just know I'm the truth.
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  Speaker 3: Oh interesting, I'm the truth. No, I'm the.
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  Speaker 4: Truth on truth Social my favorite.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this is hello Bridger and Guest. I need help
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  Speaker 2: deciding what to give my childhood best friend for her birthday.
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  Speaker 2: It already passed, but she lives in Las Vegas while
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  Speaker 2: I'm in Minneapolis.
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  Speaker 3: Well, okay, that's.
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  Speaker 2: A two hour time difference, baby, so there's not too
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  Speaker 2: much pressure on getting things right on time.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't I disagree.
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  Speaker 2: I still want to get her something, though, because I
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  Speaker 2: always have.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the catch.
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  Speaker 2: She is now twenty four years old and in a
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  Speaker 2: camper van with her boyfriend and cat. They've been doing
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  Speaker 2: this for almost a year now. They saved up, paid
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  Speaker 2: off all their debts, but this van gave away all
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  Speaker 2: their possessions, quit their jobs.
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  Speaker 3: And took off. Okay, what are are we running from?
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  Speaker 2: So living in a van, you obviously can't have a
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  Speaker 2: ton of material possessions that are taking up virtually any
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  Speaker 2: amount of space. I don't want to give her something
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  Speaker 2: that she will feel bad about having to get rid
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  Speaker 2: of because she just doesn't need or have room for it.
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  Speaker 2: I also don't want to give her gift cards or
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  Speaker 2: cash because I want it to be a heart to
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  Speaker 2: be heartfelt and personal. But I really want it to
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  Speaker 2: be something useful. Well, choose a lane.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, Wow, you have a lot of prerequisites for this.
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  Speaker 2: She is a rock climber, she paints and cross stitches,
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  Speaker 2: plays animal crossing on her switch, and generally lives a
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  Speaker 2: simplistic lifestyle. I feel super conflicted, as you should please
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  Speaker 2: help me.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you in advance. That's from Abby.
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  Speaker 4: Perfect health insurance.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, she's putting her life in people's hands. She's
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  Speaker 4: off the grid, she quit her job. I worry.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's traveling through vague Vegas fan with her boyfriend.
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  Speaker 4: Health insurance feels.
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  Speaker 2: She was in Minneapolis, a perfectly lovely place, and she
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  Speaker 2: let it all go, and health insurance is not okay
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  Speaker 2: if that's too much.
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  Speaker 3: First aid kit at.
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  Speaker 4: First, Yeah, a first aid kit or like some you know,
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  Speaker 4: like essentials, like how I know if you're if you're
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  Speaker 4: cheapy and not going to do health insurance because you're
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: not a good friend, right friend? A really nice blanket,
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  Speaker 4: oh like really comfy cozy, right yeah on Amazon dot com.
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  Speaker 3: One of these blankets that is neither too hot nor yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like a kind of like suirp a blanket like really
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  Speaker 4: like fuzzy, but also like comfy, a little bit of
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  Speaker 4: home in it. It says you care, I love you
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  Speaker 4: in your You need a blanket to sleep and to
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  Speaker 4: cuddle with. And I think a nice like a well
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  Speaker 4: made blanket, nothing you know, crappy, but just like a nice,
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  Speaker 4: well made blanket that you've picked yourself.
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  Speaker 2: A blanket and a first aid kit, fire, extra English, sure,
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  Speaker 2: what things? I'm sure this person she's twenty four. She
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  Speaker 2: can't possibly have all of her bases covered.
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  Speaker 4: No, definitely, what does she need?
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  Speaker 3: Does a camper van I assume has some sort of
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  Speaker 3: shower soap.
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  Speaker 4: Soap, A nice soap, A nice soap.
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  Speaker 3: You don't really associate a camper van with a good like.
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  Speaker 4: But not a bar, not a bar?
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  Speaker 3: Where is that gonna go? No, it's gotta be in
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  Speaker 3: a bottle.
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  Speaker 4: You know. It's a great gift that in my twenty
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  Speaker 4: I didn't learn this lesson in my early twenties and
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  Speaker 4: my husband, who was a bit older than me, was like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't care what you do. How poor we are
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: spend money on good toilet paper?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And one time I also had someone come and stay
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  Speaker 4: with me for a while, and the nice thing they
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  Speaker 4: did for me again in my twenties is bought me
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  Speaker 4: a shitload of nice toilet paper.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: Oh that's so nice.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know where you store it, but like good
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  Speaker 4: top of the van. Yeah, like we're talking the Sharman,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: Like we're talking like the soft Bears, because like at
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: your age, you're like stealing it.
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  Speaker 3: From work, from the casino.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, And it's not the good stuff.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think that's not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like at some point on this podcast, and
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: one gave me a portable bidet that's just under my
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: sink waiting for me to own a camper van.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: I guess day the first time in Europe and was like,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: what's this for. I was like, it's to clean your bottom.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: She was like, you do it. No, that's a very
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: European of you. You have a portable bidet.
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  Speaker 2: You had to have that in your camper van. How
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: about those little visors you.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: Wear when you're gambling.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: You know those great they're probably hitting the strip every
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: day every day. They're probably parked on the strip and
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: with your names on him, with your.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: Names on them.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of fun gambling related things for the camper.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: Let's go full Vegas with this that. What about a
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: trip to circus solet I'm going.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: To go give you one further a trip to see
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: Shanaia Twain. Wasn't she in?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Does she have a residency right now?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: She had a residence or maybe she did.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: There are world class shows all over Vegas.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: I saw Middler there ones at Middler Selene.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Is she still there?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: I think she's gone. I think Adella is gone. I
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: think Brittany is gone.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: People are leaving Vegas, but they're also coming.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: People have their residencies. Look it up.
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  Speaker 3: There's got to be something. If Shui is there, that's
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: the answer. Yeah.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: They pull up in the van with the dice swinging.
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  Speaker 2: They've just washed themselves with the nice soap and are
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: ready for an emergency with the first aid kit.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: Again, this is if you can't get them health insurance exactly.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: Is that's first?
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  Speaker 3: That's first, At least check in with them and make
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  Speaker 3: sure they have health insurance.
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  Speaker 4: Don't You could run twenty four and quit their job.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: My gut, but.
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  Speaker 2: That's not She opens a happy birthday card and says,
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  Speaker 2: do you have health insurance?
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  Speaker 4: That's a good that's a great opening line.
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  Speaker 5: Go well, abby, good luck to you and your friend
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  Speaker 5: mostly your friends.
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  Speaker 3: I hope she's everything's okay too.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: She does when you said, what are you running for?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they are several states away from where they started
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: in a camper van.
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  Speaker 4: Good luck, good night, and good luck.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: I have my lafufu.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: You do in fancyer environments, I can kind of just
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: wave it around and say it's a laboo boo.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: And you would also hook it on your jeans. People
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: put a hook on it.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine me wearing this like.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: They hook them on their jeans.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: Please, this is so like my carpet. So it was
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: like dog peek. This is someone whose home is soaked
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: in cat I.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: Would like you to please promise me that you're gonna
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: walk into Starbucks. You're gonna go into all the things
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: you need to do today with that hooked on to
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: your bad and document it all.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: It's gonna get caught in an escalator. I'm gonna get sucked.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: Into the escalator if you die, because your lab at
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: the Galleria, and it's.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: Gonna go in your in your death, in your you know,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: obituate that it wasn't even a la boo boo. This
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: is a la boo boo, and then it'll be even sadder.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: That's the last line of my obituary. It was not
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: a la boo boo. Well, Danielle, I've had a wonderful
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: time with you.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: Thank you for having me, thank you.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: For being here, thank you for my laffu foo, and listener,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: the podcast is over.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: It's over. The show's over.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: I'm in my lafoo foo and I'm off to have
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: the best day of my life. Things are turning around
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: for me. Everyone's going to show me the respect I deserve. Finally,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: I love.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: You, goodbye.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: I Said No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: senior producer is on Alisa Nelson, and our episodes are
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without
• 1:09:50
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• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Instagram at I Said No Gifts that's where you're going
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: And don't you want to see the gifts?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: But you're a guess to my home. You gotta come
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: to me empty, And I said, no guests, your own
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: So how do you dare to surbey me?