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167: Unexpected - Edge of Seventeen (S6 E2) · Reality TV Cringe

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Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
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Delia here with my real tight homegirl and my daughter in law bea dress.
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Hi, everybody, we are gathered here today to talk unexpected Girl.
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We have an entire pantheon of teens getting it on, getting freaky, make
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baby. Oh my god. We met another couple today. We did.
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We can even call them a couple, A couple of kids. Yeah,
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a couple of kids. Well, it's loved first sight? Is that what
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it is? They're meant to be forever? Well, I can't wait to
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Okay, So any takeaways from this most recent episode of Unexpected Season six,
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episode two. I just I can't. I can't with these little kids.
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Yeah, this new couple. I do want to apologize for pronouncing de Quon's
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name wrong last. I think she calls him day day and that is what
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I'm going to call. It's just day Day. He seems nice, he
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seems She's shy, crazy, quiet and shy. Ye just being steamrolled by
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Is her name Aniya an Anaya Anaya? Yeah? I thought that was an
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interesting couple for sure. My takeaway is, well, I have a question.
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My takeaway is a question for you. So did you startle when they
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showed JJ. I'm JJ, and I was like, that's a big gum.
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Did you see his big away? A big cantelope of ahead J?
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Yes, not a lot of brain cells in there. It doesn't seem lot
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ahead not a lot of brain Well. I had already seen pictures of him
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on her Instagram because I was Facebook or Instagram's talking to her, and I
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just think he's cringe af is he? Yeah? And I've seen from the
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previews of this season and they aren't using protection. Yeah, I know there's
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like a pregnancy scare and or she got pregnant by him. Yeah, she
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has another baby with him. I don't know if we'll see it this season,
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but she's got another whole ass baby with him from him Rod Dogginer,
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I'm just like, I can't These kids are great. Nineteen. I remember
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like the young men that I had crushes on when I was like nineteen,
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eighteen seventeen. They were handsome. They were handsome young man who had some
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things going for them. But like, I just saw this big old head,
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this big old lapside head, listening to one side. I was like,
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what's happening? Why Jenna? Why? No, she's got weird taste
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in men that she she's kind of an odd ball herself. Uh kind of.
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Yeah, she's sweet though, I guess no, she's not a sweet
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Oh. She was such a terror. In previous season, she was like
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the worst. Well, I didn't like her attitude with her dad. Oh
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in this episode. In previous season, she's just terrible to her father,
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who all he's doing is trying to placate her, right and like give her
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everything in the world. She's so spoiled and she still is. Oh great,
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you can see that big yikes. Anyway, I just wondered if you
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got scared like I did. Anybody else have a jump scare when JJ was
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on that couch? Just me? Okay, let's know in the comments below.
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All right, well, let's get into the episode, May Darling.
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All right, it's entitled Edge of seventeen, which is a great Stevie Nicks.
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I do love Stevie Nicks so much. Queen your generation like Stevie nickx
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Witchie which woman? Okay, yeah, she's the best. Anyway, we
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start with Emily and Nick. They're at the racetrack. Okay, somebody said
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on Reddit or Nate, sorry not Nick Nate, say redheaded young man,
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I said, Nick Nate. Somebody said on Reddit and now I can't and
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see it, but like Emily, what looks like sus so terrible? Be
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better? In the world, Delia, you can do it. No,
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I can't. I'm gonna say it. I saw I read it. Somebody
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had said that Emily looks as if she has or had I don't know if
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it's something you have, but fetal alcohol syndrome. No kind of see it,
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poor baby, I don't. I'm not trying to tease her about it,
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but I'm like that might have something to do with the way that she
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acts and also her level of maturity. Am I a terrible person? Am
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I a terrible I'm just sharing what I saw. Well. I mean,
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her mom seemed like a total piece of shit because she's raised by her dad.
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But I mean, I'm just gonna go uncensored real quick. Okay,
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yes, back from uncensored, And let me just be clear. I'm not
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saying that that's the case. I'm just saying somebody said that, and then
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I looked it up and I did think maybe it was true. I don't
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know, and it might have something to do with her. Yeah. Anyway,
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back to Emily and Nate, Yeah, she's kind of there. Let's
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just say that her and Nate are a match made in heaven because that's great
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either. I mean, I know he's sixteen, but it's like he barely
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talks, He barely emotes, he can't talk. She steamrolls him all the
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time, she's bulldozing over him, she's snatching things out of his hand,
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She's mothering this young man. Oh, he hates his life too, and
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he should. Yeah, your life is never going to be the same.
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Your dad is a fucking druggy deadbeat. Your mom is not going to be
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somebody who likes Emily. I'm telling you right now. She's gonna go toe
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to toe with Emily. And then there's Emily. Yeah. Well, but
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I thought it was interesting because Taren his mom had him at nineteen and his
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dad was seventeen, So it's like history repeating itself where Nate's the younger one.
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He impregnates this older chick who's totally gonna treat him like crap. I
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just hope he doesn't follow in the same footstep as his dad. His dad
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seemed like a total piece of crap too, because he shows up to his
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racing gig like acting like Dad of the Year with the cameras I mean,
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and Nate even calls it out. He's only ever there when it's convenient for
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him, right, and it was only ten months ago that his dad,
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William, realized, finally understood that he was an addict. How did he
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phrase that? I discovered I discovered it. I discovered I was an addict?
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Like how do you discover you're an addict? Like, I'm pretty sure,
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Like you know all along as you're doing meth and you're drinking all tabooze
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and you're shooting up and you're doing lines, like you know you're an addict.
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Yeah, but he discovered it ten months ago after I don't know,
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twenty years of being an addict. Okay, Okay, sure, Jan He's
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like I did a complete one eighty okay, talking about how him and Nate
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are best friends. But the Nate's talking about how he just doesn't have a
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good relationship with his dad. So I'm like, yeah, that disconnect that
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was That was pretty sad. And that's just those ancestral patterns that get passed
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down from generation to generation, and if you're not careful as a parent,
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it's going to show up in your own children. And so that's why we're
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seeing it with Nate showing because if his dad and mom, and if Nate
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and Emily are not careful it's gonna happen to their kid as well. I
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know, and I'm worried about that. I mean, Emily, for what
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it's worth, seems like she does care about the kid and stuff. But
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I'm just like, girl, you're so done. And there's something about her
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I don't like. I don't know, she's kind of crazy a little bit,
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but like she has no self awareness. No, And then you want
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to move in with this kid and his mom when you have the baby.
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I'm like, that's not gonna work out all. No, You're gonna have
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two women who want to be the head of the household in one household.
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And then you're going to have this submissive, cowed young man who's not going
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to know how to speak up. And then you're going to have your father
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on the sidelines, who has been taking care of you your entire life,
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supporting you, doing the very best that he can with a girl child.
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Yep, and you're just gonna ditch him and you'll live with these weirdos.
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Yeah. I'm not looking forward to having to see her break that to her
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dad, and her dad's just going to be devastated because he's gonna be like,
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what the fuck, Like I did my best. What do you mean
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Taran knows better than me? When Taren it seems like has a couple baby
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daddies. She's a single mom. Yeah, I think she's got three kids.
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She's got Nate, she's got a girl, and then she's got a
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two year old. And I'm like, is it all from the same mef
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head daddy or we got different daddies over here. I bet they're different daddies,
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which is fine whatever, But she's a single mom, so none of
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them are in her life. So I'm like, Okay, I don't know.
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I'm side eyeing Taren a little bit. Of course, it's gonna be
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a clusterfuck, which is why we're watching it and why we love it.
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But I'm just going on record, I do not like Emily. Yeah,
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she's not aware of her own behavior. She's very much got bully energy and
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plowing right over Nate and ultimately Taran energy, and she's gonna be one of
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those mothers that doesn't let Nate do anything, and or if he does,
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she's going to be criticizing everything he does. So he's not going to know
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how to be a dad. He's not gonna feel good about himself. He
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hates failure, right, Yeah, because he came in second in his dirt
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bike race and he was really feeling bad about himself. But she's going to
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make him feel like a failure. That is my prediction. Oh probably,
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yeah, I think you're right on that. And even like in some of
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their comments this episode, when he's talking about how important dirtbike racing is to
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him, he's like, yeah, talk to Emily about it, and she
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just doesn't understand. And then she is like, no, I do understand,
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and he, like her, rolls his eyes because she's saying this on
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camera. So I'm like, this probably is proving your point of how she's
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so unaware of herself. You want to act like you're this cool chick,
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but you're criticizing him constantly. And then because he's mad that he came in
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second, she's like, he scares me, right, because I don't know
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how he's gonna be when we have a baby. Okay, Like, if
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it's one thing Nate doesn't do is scare me. I know. He seems
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like a very gentle spirited person. Yep, he's just bummed that he came
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in second, and he's got standards for his sport yeah, I wouldn't know
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anything about that, because all you do is bitch. I know for real
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if you watch spaced Ee, I'm looking at Joe. I'm not being mean.
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You are. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's okay. I don't
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hear we said politically and correct, so meant we meant it. Next we
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have Jenna and Luca, and Jenna just got all of her shit from Pennsylvania.
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She's driving down with her daddy, and she picked up Luca from staying
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the night at Aiden's and she's officially moving down to Myrtle Beach. And this
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is where we kind of get a little bit more insight into what I do
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because I haven't watched Prayer Seasons and I don't want y'all coming for me about
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that. Okay, we go anyway. Uh, we get into more of
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their relationship between like her and her dad. Her dad says that their relationship
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has improved over the years, but her relationship with her mom hasn't, so
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she's having these issues with her parents. But she's like, I don't care.
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I'm going to Miryle Beach with me my friend j j Right. And
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she also seems to be self sufficient, so she has a job as an
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influencer, and I guess she promotes baby products and whatnot on the RIIGI and
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she's making a lot of money, and so JJ has latched right on,
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Yeah, through the gravy train. But on this ride down with her father
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who's taking her hauling all of her stuff, she still strikes me as so
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ungrateful for all the sacrifices that he's made. And when she shows him the
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promise, the little baby promise ring that JJ gave her, Yeah, the
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dad is like, well, promise for what, like, is the promising
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marriage? And she's immediately annoyed. Yeah. And then he's like, well,
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I mean, let me ask a question, and she's like, no,
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you don't get to ask a question. And then he's like, well,
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I'm gonna have to talk to JJ. No, you can't talk to
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JJ. She is so bullheaded. I think that's what Matt calls her,
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because she's just so defiant. Like he's like, well, JJ should have
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asked me for permission before giving you a promise ring. She's like, oh,
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shut up, dad, that's so fucking stupid. I'm twenty, I'm
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an adult. I don't need you, which means she just probably turned nineteen
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at the time of filming, he's still a teenager. And while I agree
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with her that that's kind of an archaic tradition in which women are treated like
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property and you have to go to the father in order to get permission to
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have the daughter, and that's lame. I mean, he's just looking out
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for his child, and he wants to have a grown up conversation with her
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new fucking boyfriend that's in two minutes gonna get her pregnant. Oh, for
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sure. He wants to know the situation that his daughter is going into,
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and she just fights him every step of the way. She's just so bad.
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I know. The only point where I was like agreeing with her a
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little was when the dad was like talking to her about child support with Aiden,
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because she's like, yeah, I don't need his money. I don't
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need his financial support. The dad's like, well, it'd be nice if
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he could get some money, which I mean, that's a fair point,
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Like it would be nice if Aiden could get off his lazy ass, pay
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her some child support and not be such a piece of shit. But Jenna's
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like, no, this is what's best for us, and this is how
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I can get total control over Luca and I can move to Myrtle Beach away
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from this toxic asshole. So like, shut up, dad, Yeah,
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but it's not about you, it's about your son. It's money for Luca.
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It's not money for you to subsidize your lifestyle with Luca. It's directly
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for your child. And he has a right, a legal right. Luca
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has a legal right to this support from Aiden. Yeah. And so just
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because you can raise money, just because you have a job as an influencer,
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doesn't mean that Aiden should not be legally providing for his son. Right,
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you can put all that shit in a fund for his college. You
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never know how long you're going to be able to influence on ig, but
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I'm going to predict it's gonna be maybe a couple, two, three years,
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And then what are you going to do? You don't have a proper
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education. You're with fucking JJ. It was a big old heading. Come
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on, now, think about it. And we already know that that Aiden
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is going to start screwing with her about custody and visitation and where Luca is.
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So even though she doesn't think she needs the money, he's going to
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start messing with her anyway. Oh, because I'm like, Jenna, is
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this all in writing? Like? Did you make him sign something? Say?
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She's nineteen? Probably not, and so it's just going to be a
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mess. But maybe JJ makes money. Let's talk about him a little bit.
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They've known each other since fifth grade. He's nineteen? Is he selling
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drugs? How's he making money? How is it nineteen year old maker to
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support his wife or his girlfriend and two children? Because fucking bum ass Aiden
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isn't sending any money? Is JJ? Nineteen year old? JJ? I
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don't know making enough money for that? Okay, I have no idea.
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I would like to know more besides him raw dogging her. I'd like to
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know what is his job is? Ivy doesn't have a job because she makes
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the money, So he's just hanging out benefic from the money now. But
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I'm just making a prediction. I don't think he does anything. Maybe he's
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a landscaper. Oh doubt he does anything. That would be embarrassing. I'd
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love to know. Yeah, me too. If you know, let us
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know, let us know the comments believe. But yeah, that's pretty much
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it. She's driving down to Myrtle Beach and she's mad at her dad,
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and she will not listen to reason about child support or him having a conversation
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with JJ. She does not think that her father has any right to ask
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any of these questions, which is ludicrous. And I've had a teenager before,
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and that teenager happens to be your wife. And I'm certainly not going
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to disparage my teenager. But I mean, teenage girls are the worst.
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No, I know. Actually, if they're intelligent and they have like a
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sense of themselves, it's so hard to manage a teenage girl. Oh for
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sure, I know. I treated my mom like shit was a teenager.
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Wait till you wait till you have a girl. I'll laugh way too.
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I'll be drinking and laughing. I'm not looking forward to it, really not.
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Then next we have a new cup. Anaya and de Kuan, yeah
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today day. They're both seventeen. They're from Norfolk, Virginia. I don't
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know if that's how you pronounce it, I don't care, but yeah,
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Norfolk, Norfolk, nor Folk, Yeah, anyway, from Virginia. And
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Anaias is sagittarius, dique is an aquarium. I knew you would notice that
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love at first sight. They She started birth control on March twenty second,
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and they conceived their baby on March thirty eight because they're dumb and they didn't
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realize that birth control takes time to work. She said that Di Kwan was
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putting in that effort to test it, and that dick, Yeah, can't
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you wear a condamn? No, put a condemn on until the birth control
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kicks in. Okay, what are we doing here? I don't know,
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but they're they're having a baby boy, and she's naming it after her.
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She loves herself quite a lot, don't you think. Yeah, she's all
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about herself. Isn't that what her mom says? Yes, yeah, herself.
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So instead of Anaya, she's naming the baby Anayas, which is just
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really funny to me. I just think it's ridiculous. And then you have
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her maternity photo shoot with the blue roses, and she has really changed since
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I had a maternity photo shoot, which was just my then husband taking a
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picture of me outside of the cracker barrel, just address not naked or in
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overalls, just fat as fuck. That was my maternity shoot. But now
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we got kids out here rolling around on the ground in like blue feathered lingerie
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or whatever, like looking better than Eve. The mother of humans. Yeah,
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god, my girl, I can't. She's so extra she is and
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is just going along with it. What can he do? I mean,
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you test it and you failed the birth control so here I thought you.
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So this is what it is. Yeah, they're having some kind of a
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baby shower for hers. So she's in the process of creating the best,
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most glamorous baby shower ever with polar bears and elephants and Christmas trees and just
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like, oh my god, back in my day, we went to Ruth's
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Chris and it was me and like six girls and they gave me some presents
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and it was awesome, but like, no, we gotta have elephants.
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My mom had a baby shower with all the people from our church and it
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was just like old people gifts and diapers and stuff, which is and my
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mom's fat as fuck and she's like, I hate this. She's give me
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my free shit. Things change. Yeah, like wow, it's so crazy.
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And Anaya's mom, Ashley, had her at seventeen as well, but
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she said she had no issues being a teen mom. She was fine with
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it. Her mom was supportive, but now she's worried about Anaya because she's
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self centered af and spoiled AF And she's like, you can't prioritize doing your
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nails and your hair over you know, buying baby food and taking care of
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your baby. Yeah, but how much money do you want to bet that
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when it comes time for her to ask for money for her nails and for
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her car and for her gash, she's gonna go to mommy, and Mommy's
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gonna give it to her. And these parents are going to continue to spoil
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their kids and be so shocked that they're spoiled. Like Tuna Can Tyler from
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My Strained Addiction, which we did cover on Patreon patron with the mother who
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started giving him cans of tuna under the Christmas tree when he was like seven
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years old, and now he's like a thirty five year old man who just
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puts tuna cans in his apartment and he fucking dabs himself with fucking juice.
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And she's shocked. She's like, why does my son do this? Yeah,
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well, let's go back to his seventh year at Christmas. Y parents,
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they drive me crazy. No, it's not a shock, you have
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a spoiled kid, I know. Baby Ashley's acted like she just created this
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kid out of nowhere. She's like, I don't know where she gets it
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from, And I'm like, girl, you're influencing it. What are you
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doing? I don't know. I feel like Anaya is gonna be nothing but
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drama. I don't know. I kind of like her really, There's just
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there were times when she smiled and she seemed really joyous. I don't know
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there was there was a vibe yet where I thought, Oh she's she's a
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sweet girl. She's just caught up in all this bullshit and what she thinks
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it's supposed to be and how she wants it to be. But I think
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in there, we've got some raw materials for a good person, good mom.
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But they ain't gonna last day. Day's gonna run. Daday's gonna cheat.
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I can tell you right now. Dada's gonna cheat. He's not ready
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for this world, in this life. He's gonna run. Oh totally.
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I mean the way he looks in the interviews, he is so danjected.
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He's just there just staring just at the camera. Dead inside. Ye inside,
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he's gone limp. Yeah, he's gone limp. It's so sad.
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But yeah, I mean to Anaya's credit, I mean she graduated early,
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top of her class, so she's obviously a very smart girl. Hopefully she's
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working or something. Maybe hopefully day Day's working and helping paying for the baby,
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but I don't know. In the preview, it seems like she's gonna
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have kind of a hard birth because she has to get induced, so I
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don't know. Hopefully their baby's okay, and we'll see where they go from
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there. Yes, and the last but not Lee, speaking of spoiled little
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brass, Oh my god, I have Kaylee and Graham right, And the
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mother's name is Mandy, Mandy. And then that old ass father who's supposed
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to be fifty nine years old, he looks like he's seventy nine years old
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too. It's a fucking groomer. That mother. Mandy is like the saddest
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woman on reality TV. She is beaten down. Yep, she's looking back
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at her life and asking herself why she made the choices that she did.
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But then she was groomed into a lot of those choices. And now you
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have this daughter who's out here pregnant, and you have to furnish her entire
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life according to what she wants. I mean, she wants a car,
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I'm going crazy. Find she wants the car, but as soon as she
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has to drive the car, she's like a kid, you guy, pull
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over, this is the worst day of my life. Oh God, grow
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the fuck up. I know, well she's only fifteen, but it's like
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true. She's so spoiled though, Like she's like telling her parents, like,
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yeah, thank you for my car, like I was expecting it from
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a sweet sixteen, because you know, all my other siblings got cars,
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so I'm glad that I finally got one. Meanwhile, Mandy's like, yeah,
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it was kind of hard for me and Jeff to get her this car,
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but we did it, and I feel like we don't get any credit
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for everything that we do. And Kayleie just sits there and laughs at it,
23:37
like she doesn't even give her mom credit. She's like, hopefully one
23:40
day in the future when they look back, they'll know all of the sacrifices
23:44
I made to love you. But she won't because you'll continue to spoil her
23:48
and she'll continue to get her a way. Oh yeah, because once she
23:52
passes her permit test and she drives home and she gets all freaked out on
23:56
the back roads by making a turn she's like, I can't do this.
24:00
You guys are gonna have to drive me around everywhere in the car that you
24:03
bought me and also get me gas money for the car that you bought me.
24:07
Like what the fuck, girl? But they're going to do it.
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They are. And so this is what you have created. And now we've
24:12
got somebody who's bringing another life into the world who does not have any responsibility
24:18
outside of the little job for eight dollars an hour that she's got at the
24:21
diner. She doesn't know how to do life, and you're not helping her
24:23
to do life, and that the buck stops with you, Mandy. I
24:27
mean, hello, it's always the parent's fault. It's gonna be doing and
24:32
it's really Mandy because she's the most present there. I don't know who this
24:34
chucklehead father is, just sitting on the couch looking ninety years old. I
24:38
mean, he's probably going to bed at four pm meeting his tapioca puts my
24:42
God in his insure good night, ladies, take care of your damns.
24:48
It's like, are you still working or are you retired? Are you on
24:49
medicare? Late? And I'm looking around their house and I'm like, do
24:52
they live in a manufacturing too. I mean, you aren't rich people.
24:56
Oh you're buying this young, spoil oiled brat a new car that she's promptly
25:02
unwilling to drive. And it's like, you guys can't even afford the nice
25:06
things for yourself. Mandy, why are you with this loser, this fifty
25:08
nine year old loser. You could get rid of this man, get a
25:12
little happy, get some therapy, I know, found yourself another man,
25:15
or just be alone. You don't need this man for real? Worthy up,
25:19
thank you, hash tashtag wordy up. God. I just I really
25:25
don't like Kayleie too much, just because of her attitude, because she's so
25:27
young and so immature and so spoiled. Even Graham, her boyfriend, is
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like, yeah, my parents have been telling me grown up that I have
25:37
to buy my own car. Everybody else bought their car, but you got
25:38
daddy's money, and she goes, no daddy and mom's money. Yeah.
25:42
It's like, oh, God, you're so unaware of how spoiled you are.
25:47
I know. And it would be one thing if they had a lot
25:48
of money. Yeah, And it wasn't like any consequence for them to just
25:52
get you whatever the fuck you wanted, but these people are struggling to provide
25:55
this for you, and you were taking it for granted. Yep. Oh
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I hate that. I can't no respect for that, none at all.
26:00
And then we have the preview for I guess the rest of the season or
26:04
maybe the next episode. We already talked about an Ayah getting induced and it's
26:10
very scary. And then we get to meet Lily and Lawrence. And Lily
26:12
was on prior seasons. So what research have you done into that so that
26:17
we understand who Lily and Lawrence are. Yeah, so Lily was on season
26:21
one. She had a kid with some guy named James or something, and
26:25
then some shit happened with baby daddy James. I don't know all the lore
26:29
and I don't care. And then she came back on season four with boyfriend
26:33
Lawrence and has been with him ever since. And now they have two other
26:37
kids. So she's got three kids and they're only twenty two or twenty one
26:41
or something. Oh my gosh. And so we're just gonna be seeing their
26:45
parenting journey, I guess, because she's like, oh my god, it's
26:48
so hard to have more than one kid. I was absolutely being facetious.
26:52
I did not think you did any research. I was basing my comment on
26:55
the review that somebody left for you. That guy, she's super upset,
26:59
not upset, but you're just like fuck fuck you. Well, they came
27:02
for me, you in particular because I'm aggressed in particular. Yeah, because
27:06
you're aggressive, because I have aggressive takes and I don't do my research on
27:10
some reality teaving. Listen, we I asked you. We asked you.
27:12
The Raccoons asked you to pick up vander Pump Rules. Yeah, the eleventh
27:17
season, and you were a trooper to go through season ten and then just
27:21
pick right up. Now we're doing the same thing with Unexpected. We're trying
27:23
to please everybody. But you don't get mad at Beatrice because she doesn't know
27:27
what happens seven years ago. She's doing the best that she can. Don't
27:32
make me come for you. They literally told me, do your job.
27:36
I have a full time job, and then I do this. Oh my
27:40
god, You're like, what the heck? Well, Listen, we get
27:44
a lot of negative reviews, we get a lot of positive reviews, and
27:48
by the way, your positive reviews offset the negative and they help us in
27:52
our hearts and in our spirit to feel motivated to continue to sit down in
27:56
these dumb, uncomfortable chairs and talk about trashy team. Yeah. So,
28:00
whoever you were, I need you to reconsider because Beatrice does a great job.
28:04
And this is reality TV. Why are we taking this shit series?
28:07
This is reality TV cringe podcast. We don't give a We're in a dumpster.
28:14
Back to wigs anyway, Back to the prigs. That's her real hair.
28:19
Actually I'm just wearing a wig anyway. So we meet Lillian Lawrence.
28:25
We have Emily telling her dad that she's moving in with Nate as soon as
28:30
she gives birth. She's also only ten days away from getting given birth,
28:33
by the way, I forgot to mention that when we were in a segment.
28:37
And then we also have Matt Jenna's dad talking to jaj about how he
28:41
needs to step it up and be a man and accept the fact that she's
28:45
got another kid, right, which I'm sure he's going to and it's gonna
28:48
be a silly, forced conversation, but that's it, Okay, Well,
28:51
I look forward to it. Nonetheless, I love when we get into the
28:55
parents, Me Too, and the dynamics because there's usually like a divorce,
28:59
or we got some fucked up grooming situation with Mandy and the old man.
29:03
Like you really get a sense of who these kids are and what they're probably
29:07
going to do with their own children. Yeah, so I'm into it.
29:11
I am too. So okay, Well, is there anything else that we
29:15
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29:18
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29:38
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29:42
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