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304: My Lucky Night with Robert Maschio · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: What's something? Motherfuck is? How y'all doing? You really like
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  Speaker 1: that shirt? Donald? You really like mad? No question? Do
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  Speaker 1: you have multiple versions of that shirt or is it
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  Speaker 1: your go to? I know you have all the colors
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  Speaker 1: because when I saw you for our Apple Temi session,
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  Speaker 1: you had we're wearing it in a different shade. Tell
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  Speaker 1: us about the shirt, Donald, I'm a huge fan of fighting.
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  Speaker 1: I am a huge fan of mixed martial arts. And
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: this store super rare, a shout out super Rare. They
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  Speaker 1: have a store in New York City and then a
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  Speaker 1: store on Melrose. They sell fight equipment. So if you're
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  Speaker 1: into b JJ, they have Brazilian jiu jitsu gee and
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  Speaker 1: they have a rash guard, shirts and pants and like
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  Speaker 1: just a bunch of things. They have gloves, they have
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  Speaker 1: boxing gloves, they have you know, grappling gloves, they have pads,
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  Speaker 1: they have everything. It's a but then not only that,
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  Speaker 1: the gear, your workout gear is fly as fuck. Like
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  Speaker 1: this is just a shirt that says super Rare on it.
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  Speaker 1: They got gear with like Biggie Smalls on it. They
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  Speaker 1: got gloves with like the cool g with the Kogi
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  Speaker 1: uh pattern on it for Biggie Smalls. You know, uh,
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  Speaker 1: they got a bunch of things. The store is amazing
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  Speaker 1: if you're into fighting. If you're into fighting, go to
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  Speaker 1: Donald's favorite store, Super Rare. Did you guys, Daniel and
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  Speaker 1: Joel watch us make the Apple teens? Was a huge
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  Speaker 1: flying Really. We obviously didn't see them because my mean,
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  Speaker 1: my girlfriend was filming for us, so we didn't see
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  Speaker 1: any of them. I was going to say we threw
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  Speaker 1: out a couple of messages, but it was just a listen.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing about that. I know that a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people watched it when I put it in my
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  Speaker 1: stories or when I put sorry, when I put it
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  Speaker 1: on my Instagram page, but I don't know what the
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  Speaker 1: actual live feed was, Like how many people did we reach.
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  Speaker 1: I think at one point there were like thirteen thousand
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  Speaker 1: watching or something. That's amazing. It was fun. Donald. We
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  Speaker 1: haven't done something like that live. I mean, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if we haven't done an Instagram live like that
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  Speaker 1: probably ever. No, but we've done it weird, like you've
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  Speaker 1: been on live and I've you know, oh yeah, we're enjoining,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm saying, like a plan and we were like
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  Speaker 1: Donald got there early, and we like rehearsed we like
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  Speaker 1: love it. Shit, I'm not recording. I just say he
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  Speaker 1: took off your shirt. Donald. It was really coming in
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  Speaker 1: the comments people were excited about. Hay jumped in there
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  Speaker 1: and that made me. She got there late and she
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  Speaker 1: was like, where is your your shirt? She told me that.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, I asked, where's your shirt? You didn't
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  Speaker 1: answer me. I was like, babe, I was shooting. I
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  Speaker 1: was on the screen. I was in the zone. My
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  Speaker 1: favorite part of the videos when my favorite part of
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  Speaker 1: the video, and I was like, Donald, you promised the
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  Speaker 1: people that you'd be both stoned and shirtless. And he's like,
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  Speaker 1: give me a second, and then he goes in the
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  Speaker 1: other room and takes off his shirt. I was surprised
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  Speaker 1: if people were all right with it. I was surprised
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  Speaker 1: if people were all right with me wearing an apron
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  Speaker 1: and just the Hershey's kisses. You know. They kept saying
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  Speaker 1: you look sap w O L L swoll. What does
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  Speaker 1: that mean? Guys, means bo very strong. You got it
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  Speaker 1: looks like I could lift some shit, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: And then I had my favorite comment that I did
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  Speaker 1: see was someone said, wow, Zach looking good. I need
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  Speaker 1: to get a peloton. So I like, you know, what
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  Speaker 1: I saw a lot of was wow, Zach looks really young.
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  Speaker 1: That's why. You know, it's because I'm so self deprecating
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  Speaker 1: on this podcast saying that I look old and everything,
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  Speaker 1: and then when people saw me, like doing a live video,
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  Speaker 1: they were like, oh guy, now you know, I honestly
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  Speaker 1: believe that you choose pictures of yourself that make you
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  Speaker 1: look very distinguished and stuff like that, and so when
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  Speaker 1: people actually see you in motion, they can't believe how
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  Speaker 1: young you are. You know what I mean. Like, there's
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  Speaker 1: there's there's certain pictures of people and you see them
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  Speaker 1: and you're like, why that person looks old? It's fun,
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  Speaker 1: and then you see them in motion, You're like, that
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  Speaker 1: person looked younger than I have thought. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: people said I looked like John Ritter, which I thought
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  Speaker 1: was a compliment because I love John Ritter is amazing
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  Speaker 1: dude and also very handsome. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah he was. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: it was a lot of fun, and thank you for
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  Speaker 1: all tuning in. You can it's not over. You can
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  Speaker 1: still go to headcount dot org slash Zack and Donald
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  Speaker 1: and check your registration and a register for the first time.
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  Speaker 1: That's still happening. I appreciate people saying that I didn't
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  Speaker 1: look like Uncle Phil, even though I tremendously respect the
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  Speaker 1: man and Uncle Phil was the one of the dopest
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  Speaker 1: father figures in the history of television period. I appreciate
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  Speaker 1: that people said I looked like Donald Fasan and not
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  Speaker 1: m Yeah, it looked great, and you looked swollen, which
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  Speaker 1: is a new term I'm gonna use for you. No,
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  Speaker 1: your arms are big. I know that you. You's my
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  Speaker 1: belly bay. Yeah, you admitted you're not eating your best,
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  Speaker 1: but you still have muscular arms and shoulders. Look at
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  Speaker 1: the shoulders. Yeah. No, you know what it is. I've
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  Speaker 1: worked out for so much of my life. I think
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  Speaker 1: once I turned twenty one, once I started doing remember
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  Speaker 1: the Titans, I've worked out pretty much my whole life.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not eating right, but I've worked out damn near
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  Speaker 1: every day, whether it be basketball, whether it be lifting weights,
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  Speaker 1: whether it be boxing, whatever it is. I've worked out. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: since the pandemic, not so much, and so I'm now
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  Speaker 1: out of shape. Like I used to be chubby and
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  Speaker 1: in shape, like I could run and I could jump,
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  Speaker 1: and I could do all of those things. Now I'm
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  Speaker 1: chubby and can't walk up the steps without being like, damn,
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  Speaker 1: that was a long walk. Yeah, I hear you, I
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  Speaker 1: hear you. Well, I've been spinning and I'm I'm feeling
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  Speaker 1: good about it, feeling good about it, losing cutting some weight,
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  Speaker 1: getting rid of these love handles. Tell you good, good
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  Speaker 1: for you, man, and I will join you as soon
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  Speaker 1: as as soon as you know. Okay, So listen, don't
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: doubt me all you want. I love it when you
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  Speaker 1: doubt me. Hey, listen, everybody, it motivates me. I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to say to the audience. You asked and we delivered.
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  Speaker 1: We have a very special guest on today's show, v
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  Speaker 1: Rob mash you high five Todd. I mean, I think
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  Speaker 1: he's been one of our most requested guests, and uh,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to let the fans know we came through.
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  Speaker 1: We came through for y'all. And on that note, let
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  Speaker 1: me give you just a little bit of five six, seven,
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  Speaker 1: eight stories about show. We made about a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: docs and nurses stories. So get around you here, yato
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  Speaker 1: around here for you. Welcome back, y'all. Let let let's
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  Speaker 1: let Robin. Let's let Robin. I haven't seen Rob in
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  Speaker 1: how many years Donald, since we saw Rob. How are
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  Speaker 1: you guys doing Rob? I have so many questions for you.
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  Speaker 1: The fans were dying to have some Rob Mash show
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  Speaker 1: on the podcast. I'm sorry it's taken so long, but
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: everybody everyone's like, when is Rob mashhow coming on? You
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  Speaker 1: are the most requested, the most requested guest star of
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  Speaker 1: Fake Doctor's Real Friends flattered. What can I say? Listen
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  Speaker 1: at Quarantine Life. It's been crazy at Rocks, right, but
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  Speaker 1: my bedroom that's where I really operate. Here we go,
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Rob's coming in. Here we Go. Rob's
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  Speaker 1: always in character robol have a drinking game, which is
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  Speaker 1: how many high fives innuendos can I make in the
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  Speaker 1: next I don't know, eighteen minutes? Here it is, Here
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  Speaker 1: we Go. Rob has just introduced seven. Rob tell me,
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  Speaker 1: let's let's go. Let's start at the beginning, because we
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  Speaker 1: like to do with everyone. Who's who's the cast member
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  Speaker 1: of the show. I do want to preface it by saying,
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  Speaker 1: Donald and I have been laughing so hard at you.
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  Speaker 1: We're now in the beginning of season three and you
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  Speaker 1: crack us up on the show. You know that we
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  Speaker 1: I don't even think we realized how funny you are.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I knew you were funny, but a lot
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  Speaker 1: of the times we laugh out loud. It's at the
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  Speaker 1: fucking shit that you say, did you know? Did you
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  Speaker 1: know when you were doing it? That you were making
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  Speaker 1: this character? This character is iconic now, man, the high
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  Speaker 1: five Todd is iconic. I mean, you guys are very kind.
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  Speaker 1: But it was all in the script. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: really Bill who created the part. In the pilot episode,
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  Speaker 1: it says jockey, frat boy, surgeon and he's got cut
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  Speaker 1: off sleeves in a dock tattoo. That's all the clues
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  Speaker 1: for the character you need right there, right, That's everything
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  Speaker 1: you need to I just played it to the nth degree.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, although I did bring the magic with the
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  Speaker 1: banana hammock. Yeah, we're gonna talk about everyone, Well, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna talk about that. We're gonna get into the banana
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  Speaker 1: hammock and everything. Everybody. I want to let everyone. I
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  Speaker 1: want to go, you're on fire, Rob. We have so
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  Speaker 1: many questions, including we're gonna get to how many socks
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  Speaker 1: you were putting in that banana hammock to make it
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  Speaker 1: seem like you were girthy but I do want everyone
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  Speaker 1: to know right off the bat that Rob's on cameo.
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  Speaker 1: We've mentioned this before and and so you can. You
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  Speaker 1: can get robbed if you go on cameo dot com
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  Speaker 1: and look for Rob's name. He'll send your loved one
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  Speaker 1: a video. It could Rob tell him some of the
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  Speaker 1: weirdest stuff you've done. Have you done proposals? What do
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  Speaker 1: you and have you ever had to be in the
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  Speaker 1: banana hammock to do it? Yeah? They asked for that,
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: but that's that's extra guys. Nobody wants to see a
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  Speaker 1: middle aids man and a banana hammock. Well, maybe something
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  Speaker 1: think a lot of people do. I think a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people do, is baby, But what do you mostly do?
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  Speaker 1: Is it like birthday messages? Like the one of most
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: people ask you to do on cameo. It's been really
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  Speaker 1: interesting experience. I could never have foreseen this. Since the
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  Speaker 1: pandemic started, I have shot over a thousand cameos. Oh
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  Speaker 1: it's people are reaching out for something right now, like
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  Speaker 1: to take their mind off what's going on in the world,
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  Speaker 1: and they're just reaching out for comfort, comedy, anything, and
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: people are apart, so they're like, I can't go to
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  Speaker 1: the wedding, but I want to send this message from
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  Speaker 1: you to at the wedding or a birthday. And so
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: it's been like so it's been all over Zach. Like
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: from the beginning, it was like essential workers. My husband
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: is staying in a hotel. He doesn't want to bring
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: the virus back to us. And then it was like
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: I got laid off. And then it was like I've
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: been quarantined for six weeks and I'm losing one. So
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: like it's really I've watched this whole COVID nineteen based
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: on the cameo requests I get. It's been fascinating. It's
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  Speaker 1: been really fascinating. Well, I just think, you know people,
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: you made so many people laugh, and it's a great
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: thing to do for people. So if you have someone,
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: whether they're in the medical profession or not, Rob is
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: obviously able to do it. And I'm going to get
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: one for Donald Rob. I would like him in I
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  Speaker 1: would like him in his banana hammocks, or you're gonna
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: have to pay the extra. I got one for Bill
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: and christ Bill and Christa are big Howard Stern fans,
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: and there's one of the Wackpacker regulars on Howard Stern's
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: name is high Pitch Eric and he's got a very
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: high pitched voice, obviously, And so I went on CAMEO
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: because they let me stay with them one in Malibu
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: on one time and recently and I got a message
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: he was like, hey, Bill and Christa, this is high
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: Pitch Eric. Come Zach wanted me to thank you for
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: letting him stay. And I don't know, he just went
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: but it was I mean, if since they're genuine huge
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: fans of the show, it was amazing, So I support it.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: I love cameo. Dude, you got I should say Tracy
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: Morgan to get on the phone and do Brian Fellows
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: for me. Yes, that wasn't blown before cameo. That was
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: in real life. Yeah, in real life. You were at
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: the Saturday Night Live and Tracy Morgan was there and
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: you guys were obviously had been out party and you're like, Tracy, Tracy,
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: this is what I hear in the background. Friend, what
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: a good friend? I do it? And I hear I'm
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Brian Fellows. What he goes, He goes, I'm Brian Fellows
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: and then he has the phone back to you, and
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck was that? And that
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: was Tracy Morgan. He just did Brian Fellows, didn't. He
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: also say to Sarah Chalk once he was like, I
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  Speaker 1: want to put a baby in you. She looks so good.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: I want to put a baby in you. You know,
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: he got some of the best things I've ever heard
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: in my life. That orange juice looks so good. I
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: want to take it behind the school and get it pregnant.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, not very right now, Rob, tell us,
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: we always like to ask you when they come on
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  Speaker 1: because the fans love this stuff, Like how you came
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: about getting the role. We know a little bit that
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: you were by He's a bill. You played basketball with him.
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  Speaker 1: But tell us kind of like the evolution of how
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: you got the role. Well, I walked into a room
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: and there were three banana hammocks on three chairs. Which
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: one do you want, small, medium, or grande? I went
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: for Grande and they said you're higher. That was it.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: So you're saying it was solely based on cock size,
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: you were not. It was all about girth. It was
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: all girth. They were like, look, they were like the
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: first the first edition, we just want to see if
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  Speaker 1: you're funny. Now that you're funny, we want to see
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  Speaker 1: your girth. All right, go ahead. I met Bill ten
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: years before Scrubs. I had come out to LA from
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: New York and I had been you know, I was
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: a theater guy from New York and I was doing
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: stand up comedy every night and open open mics. And
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: I got six months in, I got so bored with it,
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: and I went an audition for a play. And it
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: was a play he wrote, and he cast me in
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: this play. It was a four character play and we
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: did a play. That's how we met. So I had
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  Speaker 1: met him ten years before. And you know, when you
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  Speaker 1: do a play with somebody, it's just like it's a
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  Speaker 1: bonding experience. And we became friends after that. And and
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: he has seen me in those ten years audition for
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  Speaker 1: every comedy that was ever made, Like I auditioned to
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: play Joey on Friends, Will and Will and Grace. I
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: was the talk suit to be the host three times
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  Speaker 1: the Daily Show. And he would like live and Die, Nash,
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  Speaker 1: did you get it? And like for ten years he
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: watched me like be a struggling actor in New York
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  Speaker 1: and in LA. And when the time came, he's like,
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: you know, there might be this part And I think,
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: but you have to come back out to La. And
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: so I came back to La, you know, having gone
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: back and forth, and he just kind of wrote this
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: part for me. So the answer to your question is
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: I did not audition to play the Todd. He always
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: envisioned coming up with something for me. And it was
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: a good compliment to Turk, who's a surgeon. He needed
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: sort of a jockey Fred Boyd, dumber surgeon who thinks
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: he's to women. Yeah, next to who actually turns in
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: the hospital, well, in the hospital an idiots avant who
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  Speaker 1: knows you know, remember Rob Do you remember when they
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: go when doctor Wenn says that you're the best because
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: because when you go inside your head, you're not distracted.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: All your things done. Tiny scobble. That was a cameo.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Sometimes people ask me on cameo to just sing that
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  Speaker 1: song to them. Literally asked for that song, and I
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: just make a long version of it for them. People
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: people know more about the show than we do. I
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: think when it comes to I trust we meet them.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Have you been on the Scrubs wiki yet? Uh No,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: that's the pit web page that I always referenced to
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: find little trivia about each episode. Rob didn't build give
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: you a car or something. What's the story with you
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  Speaker 1: guys in some fancy sexy car. When I was in
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: New York, He's like, come back to LA And I
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: was like, I really, I just got with this good
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: agency in New York, the Girsh Agency, and I just
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: was really like in the loop on things. He's like,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: you really should come at and it's like one night
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  Speaker 1: I was like, it's just like I didn't want to come.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I wanted to stay in New York and try and
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  Speaker 1: do theater and stand up. But he's like, I have
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: a car in storage. Come out. At least you have
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: a free car for six months until you get on
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  Speaker 1: your feet. So he had a car like a red
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Mustang Ford convertible, like gave it to me. That great. Yeah,
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: eventually I bought it from him, but he gave he
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: lent it to me for the first six months. And
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: I remember every time I would turn the car on,
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, shoot, that's gonna be two hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 1: It was an old But there was one scene when
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: I did this like Ricky to you about it. That
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: was because I used to always drive that car, and
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: that's what it sounded like when I was dritting a bump,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Like I was told how my car was rocking when
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: I took this girl out last night, and this was
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: the car he lent to me. And that's where that
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: joke came from. When I first got to LA and
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: got my car, I remember being so broke that I
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna take it out of gear when
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I'm when I'm going down it was it was stick,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take get out of gear when I'm going
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: down the hill. I don't even know if that legit
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: lowers your gas consumption or not, but I did it.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I would like just be like, we're drifting down this hill.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: We are not in gear for this hill, because let's
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: just take all the gas we can get. Dude. I
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: remember when I moved out to Los Angeles and I
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: freaking they gave me five The Clueless, the television show,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: gave me five thousand dollars to relocate. I found an
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: apartment in Hollywood. I had to pay first and last
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: month's rent. I had literally no dough After I got
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: my first apartment. I was lucky enough to have a
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: roommate who moved in with me to and he bought
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: a television, and so we had a tiny ass television
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: for the first couple, you know, for the first month
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: until I got my first paycheck, and my mom used
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: to send me money so I could eat. That's how
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: broke I was. When I can you a motorcycle when
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: you first ride here? No, I got a motorcycle. So
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: after Clueless took off, I had a bunch of friends
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: moved into the house with me. Right, so, like cats
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: from New York moved out to Los Angeles and we
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: it was like five guys one house. We partied like
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: fucking rock stars. We threw some of the dopest parties
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: in black Hollywood, you know what I mean. We were
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: doing it big, like I'm you think I'm joking, but
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: like people like Taragip would be, you know, before she
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: was famous. All of these people before they were famous
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: would hang out at me and my roommate's house because
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: and I would the one paying for the house because
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I was on Clueless. Anyway, my buddy had a motorcycle
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: and he always looked dope when he would come like
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: to set to hang out with me or you know,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: this is back when I had an entourage. So he
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: would look, he pull up on the paramount lot and
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: a motorcycle would a drive on past, and I'd be like,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: that's the type of energy I need to be on,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: you know. And so I bought a motorcycle and I
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: was riding. I wrote it around for a little bit
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: and one night and I was doing stupid shit like
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't have a license. I took the test, and
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: I out to the point where I knew how to
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: ride the bike. I could put it in any gear
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: and everything like that, but I didn't have I didn't
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I was stupid and didn't want to go get the
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: license right. And so I'm out and about and I'm
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: on I lived in Los Felis at the time, and
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: I'm on Los Felis Boulevard and I'm doing stupid shit
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: like going in between cars and going in between cars
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: and the sidewalk like dumb shit, like the dumbest shit
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: you could imagine. And I'm going and I go through
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: an intersection and a car makes it so I can't
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: go in between the sidewalk and the street, and I
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: go up on the curb and the bike falls. But
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Los Felas Boulevard has a bunch of grass and so
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I skid out on the grass, right, and so I'm like,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I get up off the bike and I stand up.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Everybody's like are you okay? And I'm like, a fine.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I put you know, get back on the bike, and I,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: you know, ride it home. And I never rode it
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: again after that. I never rode a motorcycle. I never
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: knew that story because I knew whenever you see me
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: on my bike, you kind of shake your head and uh,
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: and I knew that you had some sort of my accident.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah it wasn't. It was a minor accident, but it
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: was still one of those things where it was like
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: and I didn't have like I wasn't bruised or anything.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Luckily my bike was fine and everything like that, but
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: it was so close, like that's how close you get
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: to death, So close to death and you're still alive
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: without a scratch, and you get so close like that,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: it's like I don't want to do it anymore. It's
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: just like when we were in Saint Barts and they
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: were telling us don't go around the boats real fast
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: on the jet skis, and what did I do. I
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: went around the boat real fast on the jet ski
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: and almost crashed into somebody, like on a little speedboat,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: and I fell into the wash. And you know how
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: you could feel the propeller, Well you can't. You don't
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: know because it doesn't happen to most people. But I
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: could feel the propeller moving by my head as I'm
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: going underwater on the jet ski and popping out, So
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, man, that's that's as close as I got.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I've gotten really close to death a couple of times,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: and I don't and once I learned my lesson, Once
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I get that happens, I don't want to fuck with
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: it anymore. So with that motorcycle, I was a rap.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: A lot's good. And also you have lots of kids,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: so I can understand. Also it's like I didn't have
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: a lot of kids at the time. I didn't have
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: a lot of you know what I'm saying now, Remember
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: when I gave you the scooter, Sausha Gray, you didn't
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: want to ride it. And I think that maybe because
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: you were in your head about having so many kids
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: and trying to be a responsible father. No, man, it's
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: just that I put that bike. Once I did that
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: that I'm scared for my life. Man, Like you know,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I did stupid shit on that bike, man like things
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: where I was like, I should have never. When I
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: got my motorcycle, my first motorcycle, I was really excited
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: and I just happened to a meet coincidentally that week
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: after I bought it and got my license and feeling
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: so cool, a heart surgeon. And I'm making small talk
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: with him because you know, we were talking about scrubs
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: obviously and other stuff, and I go, I gotta to
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: ask you, just in Layman's terms, how does how does
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: a hard transplant work? I just can't get my head
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: around the heart is still beating, Like, just can you say,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: like in Layman's terms, like how you do that? He goes, well, yeah,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: after the motorcycle accident, we we harvest the heart. I'm like, wait, wait,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: so down what do you mean? He goes, oh, yeah,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: we call them donor bikes because they're usually men and
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: they're young, and it's a great heart. That's where we
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: get most of the hearts. And I'm like, oh, I
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: was like donor bikes, hoy fuck. So yeah, but you
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: still ride? I do, but I'm very conservative. I don't
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: go on the freeways, I don't ride at night. I
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: don't ride even if I've had a sip of alcohol.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's all about risk management. Of course,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: it's still dangerous, but I'm very, very conservative with it.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: But you also fly planes, though, do you fly single
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: engine planes? Are double engine planes. I'm not the current now,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: so I haven't flown in wild. But when I was
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: into it and owned a plane, I was flying by
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: myself four Ceedars, single engine planes. Siious. Yeah, all right,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: that's equally as dangerous. Yeah, it's so dangerous. I had
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: a few moments up there alone like, oh shit, this
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: might be the moment, did you really well? Yeah, I
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: had a few times where the turbulence was really throwing
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: me around and I didn't think that I was going
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: to crash or anything, but it was really scary. And
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: air traffic controller had said to me, like, you know,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: so I started ascend and I he had said to me, hey,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: let me know when you're gonna descend, and I just
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: did it without talking to him because it was a
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: little hairy, and he kind of barked at me like, hey, hey,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I thought, I you know, I told you to tell
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: me when you're gonna start descending, And I'm like, yeah,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I'm getting rattled around up here a little bit. I'm
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: doing my best. And then he was I've happened to
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: find a guy who was who was nice and understood,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: because sometimes they don't even give a fuck. They're just like,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: you know, obviously it's a hard job. They're trying to
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: keep everybody safe. But yeah, I had a handful of
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: times where I was I was felt a little oh
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: shitty about no man, like, oh shit, Well, if you
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: have a two engine plane, if one of the engine
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: goes out, you still have the other engine. Yeah, I
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: think it's very hard to but it's very hard to fly. Uh.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: You know, some some aviation enthusiasts will say the second
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: engine only flies you to the crash site because it's
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: because it because you can imagine with what that's gonna
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: do too, as you have to compensate for one engine.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: It's very tricky to fly on what I mean, Yeah,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: ideally that that that can that can save your life.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: But you have to be a darn good pilot to
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: fly with one engine on one wing with the other one.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: How But let me talk about Rob mash you. Yeah,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: let's talk about Rob Mashing the show. Donald, Do you
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: want Rob I don't even if you listen to this program, Donald,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I listened to it while I work out, all right
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: on the beach. Yeah, to put my glasses on for
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: a minute, just to see what you guys look like. Yeah,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: this is what I look like. It looks good. You
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: guys both look good. That's Daniel and Joel. I can't
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: see you. I want to see all right, Donald, will
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: you do the famous America's favorite forty seven? A second
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: summary of our episode and you're ready, Yes, if you
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: want to loosen up your lips. Mommy made me match
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: my m and na the tongue the tongue. Here we
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: go and on your marks, get sets go. Doctor Cox
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: is up for promotion. He wants his work to speak
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: for itself, but isn't sure he'll get the over the
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: hump without the help of Jordan. Carla jumps at the
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: opportunity to work with Turk and the O R, thinking
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: that two of them together will make a dynamic duo.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Turk's not so sure about that. Elliott and Shawn's relationship
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: is threatened by Sean's new job, and j D is
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: in desperate need of Doctor Cox's signature. Money makes you
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: do Things, Things you're not proud of things that hurt people,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: things that frustrate you so bad that it causes relationship issues.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: But it's also it also motivates. The hustle is powered
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: by money. Some field. Money solves all problems, and it's
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: true you can do a lot with money, but you
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: can't buy happiness. Yes, forty six seconds, very nicely, well
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: said snaps. By the way, Joell, I've been snapping because
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: of you. I k oh, yeah, it's nice. It's a
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: jazzy fielding. I like it clapping. I snapped like Joel, Like,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: this episode was weird because it took me like, it
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: took me a while. I had to sit and think
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: about it. What is this episode about? What is everybody's
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: motivation in this episode? And everybody's motivation in this episode
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: is a better way of life with money? You know
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: what I mean? Cock, Turk, Carla, Well, you're not looking
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: for more money while you're looking to grow as a
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: better surgeon. Well right, well that's the that's the outcome
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: of of of of you know, realizing how powerful Carla
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: and Turk are together. That's Turk's outcome. But in all honesty,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: they're the whole motivation for everybody in this is to
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: make extra money. Turkin Turkin Carla for the wedding, Uh,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Jordan and Cox for the baby and all of that stuff. Uh.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Sean's bouncing to go make more money at this new
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: job he has, and you want to get this. I
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: don't I forget what it is. Is it a is
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: it a fellowship? What is it that you need? I
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: don't know what it is. It's I don't know. But
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: for me, it's also about This episode's about pride, and
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: it's also about jealousy. There's a lot of discussion of jealousy,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: particularly amongst you know, the love triangle of Sean and
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: myself and Elliott. That ship was hilarious, by the way,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: what the ship with you and with Elliott Sean and
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: freaking and j D which he's like, it's not like
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: we we we uh, he knows me really well. Or
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: we have inside jokes. And then they're making out and
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: you call and leave a message and you're like, hey,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: it's your great uncle, say it's your aunt Sally, whatever
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: it is, and then it goes to dance Sally, You're
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: just kidding, just kidding us, wrong bronk or whatever it was. Hilarious, dude.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I mean it's hard, you know, poor There's a lot
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: of moments I think where particularly in that love triangle,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: where there's where there's jealousy. You know, JD's sitting there
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: being a fifth wheel, as as the woman he realizes
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: he really likes his making out with her boyfriend. You're
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: happy with carl It. JD's like the fifth wheel, you know.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I felt I felt bad for him. I I looked
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: at it like it is gonna sound weird. I was like,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: holy shit, this is like real life. This is like
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: when we used to go out and Zach would be
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: single and I'd be with Casey and Sarah would be
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: with her guy at the time, and we'd go out
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: and you'd be the single one. Yeah, but the single
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: fifth wheel just staring at Sarah being like kill like
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: fucking guy. And I'm just kidding. Guys, I gotta tell you,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I saw it totally different than that, both of you.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I think this was such a strong episode. Oh nobody
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: saying that. It wasn't a saying it's not a strong episode.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I thought the relationships and it was the beginning, will
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: you guys get together or won't you? I thought it
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: was really well done. I thought like all three relationships
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: commented on each other. I thought it was really structurally
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: in terms of the writing, it was. I thought all
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: the main characters like you really all shine. There was
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: also a funny runner with a riddle and the janitor. Yeah,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: the episode has This is one of those ones that
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: has a few really memorable things that fans love. First
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: and foremost that riddle. People always love. Two coins out
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: up to thirty cents. One of them is not a nickel.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: What are they? The hair met people love the hair met.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I'm going to scrub my hands and do scrub my hands,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: dance scrub my hands and do the scrub my hands.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: That's huge. Another major thing is you doing your Aaron
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Neville impression, which we've learned is not as good as mine,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: but you know it's it's good, a like even when
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: you listen to it on the show, it's like you
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: you know, when I'm doing it, it's all right, Yeah,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: it's all right, but it ain't exact brass no. I mean,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: you know, I know in this show it's confusing because
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: sometimes people are like, is he doing DJ college or
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: is he doing here in Neville? But it's a. It's
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: a really glorious impression. There was some other things, Oh,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: like a baguette, like a baguette, baguett. Yeah, all right,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: we'll go through We'll go through it. We'll go through it.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Let's go all right. Yeah, and Rob, you know how
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: it goes. Just chime in every anytime you want to
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: say it. Took my notes. I got my notes for
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: everybody because I usually watch thinking about me, but I
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: really wrote notes for everybody else. Good good, I'm so
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: happy too. I love that, I love that. I love
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: how you said I watch for me, meaning that you you,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: even when you're not going to be a guest on
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: the podcast, you watch the episode and take notes about
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: your own stuff so you'll so you'll be able to listen. Well,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: there's an iconic there's a sterile high five in this
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: episode that people still ask me. It's so relevant today.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: It's the only CDC approved high five A love Well.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: This episode was notably directed by John Inwood, who was
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: our cinematographer for the whole run of Scrubs. No, not
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: the whole run up until season well up until the
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: very end. Made me yeah, ey, So this sort of
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: starts to happen in season three, some people like so
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: our editor had directed, but this was the our dp's
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: first episode. I also always remember this joke that Johnny
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: c says at one twenty five, if they took porn
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: off the Internet, there'd only be one website left, and
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: it would be about and it would say bring back porn. Yeah,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: this is really interesting. This is before all of these
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: social networks were around also, so like this is like
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: the early beginnings of social networking and stuff like that.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: So I remember Perez Hilton and all of you know,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: and now he was the biggest entertainment website there was
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: at the time when we were making when we were
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: doing scrubs and stuff like that. Now there's so many
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: of them. Now, there's like, you know, a bunch of
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: them that I wonder what there was was there? My Space? Yea,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: my Space was around, but it was crashing all the
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: time at this point, you know what I mean. And
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: and emailing was kind of you know, we were emailing,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: but it wasn't as you know, people had AOL at
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: this time and Yahoo and stuff like that, Zanga and
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: live jail like this is this is this is a
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: time where you know a lot of the things that
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: we're dealing with a lot of the uh hardware that
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: we have right now didn't exist. We didn't have iPhones
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: at this point. We you know, we had cell phones
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: just starting to be really used, like like Clueless, the
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: movie you know what I mean. Clueless was so far
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: ahead of its time that it's like five six years,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: seven years later that people really start, you know, uh
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: using handsets. M h. Yeah. Yeah, I remember my MySpace page.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I was super into it. Did you guys do it?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't do my Space? Yeah I did back in
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: the day for sure. Yeah, MySpace was fun. You could
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: pick your song and did come on your page and
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: they're your song playing. Oh man, I didn't do my Space.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I didn't do Black Planet. I didn't do any of
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: those things. But all those things are like like in
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: the infancy of social media. Now most people, if you're
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: savvy enough, you only use social media to make money,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: whereas back then it was just like I'm gonna go on
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: on MySpace and put a song on. It just seems
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: so much more innocent than it is now. Well yeah, now,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: and I think people were in his mean I mean,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: now it's just like such the wild West of mean
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: mean people. So we're gonna take a great quick break.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I agree with you. I was gonna say before we
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: let's take a quick break, and when we come back,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: we will get into the most interesting topic related to
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Rob Mashio, and that is his banana hammock and and
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: how he maintained his physique. We'll be right back and
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: we're back with Rob Mashio. So Rob, tell us about
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: the banana hammock. You must have had to work out
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: a lot, because you were in great shape. I do
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: remember you told me once that you ate a pineaband
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: and Ben and Jerry's every day. Is that? Was that
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: the case? I think during those years I was constantly
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: starved or deprived of sugar, So maybe I might have
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: eaten a lot of ice cream. How old? In all honesty,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: because you always look young. You're very You're Italian, so
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: you got that olive complexion and your skin is smooth
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: and everything like that. I don't know if you I
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: don't know if you're botoxing or anything like that, but
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: you're looking good still, Thank you, thank you. How old
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: were you when we were making scrubs? Fifty seven years old? Well?
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I was, you know? Milf status thirty four turning thirty
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: five on the pilot. So now I'm fifty four today,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: so I'm guilt status. I'm a guilt status. You look great, gilt,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: gilt five gilt, so you guilt five gil five? You know, no,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: but that's like grandmother. I'd like to fuck. Yeah, Rob's
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I'm fifty four now, guys, it's okay. Father you're the
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: age that. Are you single? Right? I'm single? So can
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: anywhere from fifty? Do you have a Do you have
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: an account on one of the websites that people who
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: want to date you could find you? Are you on
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Tinder or something? No, I'm trite. I don't a plan
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: for that stuff. I don't really have time because you know,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: we're trying to get something going with Joel where we're
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: trying to find her man. But I'm thinking about you.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I feel like if you were on one of the
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: big websites, we could just send really a lot of
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: traffic to your way. But you're saying you're abstinate, you're uninterested. Well,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: I mean it's first of all, it's quarantine, and there
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: hasn't been a lot of bone fishing in the year
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty. Let's say, for anybody I'm very fifty. If
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: you're very tricky, they're very tricky out there, and you
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: gotta be careful. You can't just you know, you gotta
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: know what water, have to know, you have to know
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: what watering holes to bone fishing. Yeah, you've got to
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: be careful. Rob. Well, at least there's internet porn and
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: you can just hand. You can just take things into
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: your own hands and make oh my god. But well,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: it takes two hands. But we know, we know it
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: takes two hands with you because we know he said
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: it takes a village. He said, it takes a village.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: And you first were put into the fire, fire covered,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: blaze covered banana hammock. What were your thoughts? Were you
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: insecure about showing your body on TV? I mean, obviously
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: you're in good shape, but it might have been intimidating
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: coming on to set with just a little banana hammock. Well,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: there is a quick story because the first time we
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: ever did that, and I really brainstorm with Carrie Bennett,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: the costume designer, about what we were going to wear.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Because I come out of the shower with the rat
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I try to rat tail you. Yeah, right, if I
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: don't have anything on they're not. That scene's not going
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: to make it into the episode. So we really like
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: had meetings like what, and she went to West Hollywood
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: and bought like twenty different sort of bikinis and I
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: tried them all on for her, and then at some
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: point we settled on the flame because it matched my
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, and so on the day so I literally, guys,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: this is a true story, went to the weight room downstairs,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: took up like a grip, put it on, and then
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: looked at it in the banana hammock and I thought, oh,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: that's too big. No one's gonna believe it. And then
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I took it off, cut it in half, put it
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: back on. I was like, no, still too big. And
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: then we're about to shoot the scene. And I stuck
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: my head out the wind out my dressing room door,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: and I saw Randall walking by, and I said, Randel,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: come here, come in here. And I brought Randel Winston
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: into my dressing room and I said, take a look
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: at this one. And he said what He said what? What?
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? And I said, oh, I'm sorry,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: he doesn't understand, like I'm all like made up oil
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: pumped up to do this banana hammock and I'm wearing
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: this grip on my penis, and I pulled my banana
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: hammock down and showed him. I said, do you think
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I need this? Or is this enough without it? So
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: wait a second, you're talking about the phone thing that
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: goes on the way bar you wanted to put on
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: your wanted to put on your neck when you're doing squats. No, no, no,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: he so you you you took it off, you cut
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: it and then you put it like a like like
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: a hot dog bun around your penis. Yes, yes, yeah,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I really love on that. How long? How long did
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: you do this for the whole run? Wait? Wait? Wait
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: wait wait what did random wait? Wait? What did Randall say?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: What did Randall say? Because he's a he's a gay man,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: and you're oiled up and you take out your penis
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: and it's got a little a cozy, a couzi, a
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: couzy on it. But Randle Randall solved it for me. Definitively,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Randall solved the whole thing. He looked at me and
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: he said, no, Rob, I think you're enough just the
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: way you are, or at least I like to think
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: he said that. So in the end. I didn't bear
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: anything the tire run of the show, but for that
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: first time, it was the cut of the brief that
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: makes the man. It wasn't necessarily the past, right, But
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: did you feel that? Did you feel the did you
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: feel the onus before cameras rolled to give a little
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: jiggle to get some blood going down there? No, I
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: think at that point I just wanted to have a
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: real funny moment with you because you had a serious
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: scene going with Elliott. And by the way, she's in
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: a bra and she looks tremendous and like, there's no
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: chances are no one's even gonna notice me unless I
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: did something big because she did. So you did. But
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Donald and I talked in an earlier episode about how
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I was meant to be lying in my boxers on
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: a bed and I didn't want it. I didn't want
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: it to be like, oh ridiculous, like like you know,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I'm jammed a sock in there. But I also didn't
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: want to look like a ken doll. So I remember
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: being like, I should give this all, this whole a
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: little package, a little shake, shake, shake, just so it's
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: you know, there's a little blood, there's something's a little
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: freshness going on down there's a little blood that's like, hey,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: am I needed? And you know and then you and
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: then you roll real quick? Well did you do that? Rob?
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: That's what he's trying to ask. Did you master base
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: before you put on your ban not master bade Donald?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Just get shit moving a little? Did you touch yourself
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: a self fluff? Did you fluff before the banana? Sorry? Sorry, Joel,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: this is the last question it was. It was really
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I all have to I owe it all to carry Bennett.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: She picked out the perfect cut of a banana hammock
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: and it wasn't necessary because it pushed everything. You are
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: a gentleman. You are a gentleman, Rob talking about your junk,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: because if it were me, I'd be like, yo, that
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: was all meat dog, it was all me. I would
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: do you know what? And you know what, I didn't
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: even have to touch your son. That's how I come.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I woke up like this, son, I woke up like this. Yeah. Well,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: if it was you, we all know that there wouldn't
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: be any need for any shake shake shake all right now? Rob,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: you're aware, of course that when we moved to ABC,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: they were unable to continue shooting you below the waist
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: when you were in banana hammock after that? Did you
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: know that, Rob? Yeah, I knew that because it was
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: disappointing because on that Bahama's episode it was so funny
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: and then that was one of the best. Yeah, that's
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: a lot of people don't know that. The Bahama's episode
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: was Rob. When they cut to Rob walking on the beach,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: He's walking in his banana hammock and it was one
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: of and and and banana hammock goes up your butt
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: and everything like like it's like everything. It was so
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: funny and it was so funny. But ABC, Yeah, when
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: we moved to ABC, because they're owned by Disney I
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: guess or whatever, they had different standards and practices obviously
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: the NBC, and they were like, no, you're not putting
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: that on television. No, it Rob's Rob's banana hammock was
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: so I'm gonna use the excuse, I'm gonna get it
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: was so big that they were like, I think also
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: it was clearly a penis. It wasn't like that's a bump.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I think you could see like outline of shafts and balls. Yes,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: maybe said did some weird things like they just made
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: you say words like boobies instead of boobs, like it
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: seems somewhat arbitrary. They're there standards and practices, just like
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: a full cut cut of somebody wearing about ana hammock.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: It's just a funnier than like a crop. So like
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I was all about, like, what's the funniest visual thing
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: on everything? I did? You know? I was disappointing that
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: they cut that, But who cares? Tell us about the tattoo?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Rob did it? How is that applied? I'm just just
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: a little bit of Rob trivia. Was it a stencil
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: kind of thing? You know? People to this day they
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: tweet me and they asked me if it's real or
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: if it was fake, and so I always answer to
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: them that it's whatever you want it to be. And
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: then they're like, I knew that they love it. But
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I've made I've had some made thousands of these, and
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: I used to give these out of comic cons, these
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: dock tattoos because this is exactly the way the stamp was.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: And then they would call it fill us where somebody
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: would color it in. How did you get it damped?
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: It was stamped and colored it. I had somebody make
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: this these for me because kids love these, and now
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I'll give them to them and they'll wear them at
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: probably for sale. No, I just gave them out. You
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: could have it for merch if you want. I'd like
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: to have it, but yeah we should, we should, Holy shit,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: doc merch? How many? How many of you got right now?
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: How many I probably have? I gave out that I
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: just give them. I used to. I used to send
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: picture to somebody and then give them a free doc tattoo.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: So how many you got? We're in the probably have
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: a box somewhere in my store, all right business. We're
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: gonna buy them off, Rob. And now that we're in
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: the merch business, amongst all the other merch you can get,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: you'll be able to get an actual Rob fake doc tattoo.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people are you for Halloween?
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Usually Rob. I always see lots of high five times.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: They sometimes go as you, they sometimes go as But
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I see more you Robbed than I see of anyone
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: from the show. A lot of high five tons, I see,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: I see you. People have buddies like to go as
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: the two of you, right right. But there's always someone
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: that comes up that's like, all right, fine, if you
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: guys are turking JD, then I'm sucking the todd This
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: is that something. It's a fun character to go to
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: have Halloween because it's not just a costume, it's a character.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Rob before COVID and everything. You would do sort of
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: comic con type events, right and signed stuff and high
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: five people. I always there are certain places in the
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: world I always wanted to go to, and I sought
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: out a couple of comic cons and in the end
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: of the day, I went to Australia three times, Germany
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: six times, the Yanna. So I did comic cons in
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: places I wanted to travel to, and it was fascinating
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: to really realize the reach of the show and to
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: see people from different countries and brace the show. It's
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: really interesting. That is awesome. Would you stay extra while
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: you were there, like, would you stay days after the
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: comic cons and experience the experience the places, or would
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: you just go do the comic cons and whatever amount
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: of time you had there you would tourist. Well. I
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: went to Australian and I like the people who ran
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: the OZ comic cons so much that I went back
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: the next year and I brought Sam Lloyd with me,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: and we went to Perth and Adelaide together and we
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: stayed for fourteen days. And then the next year we
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: went to Brisbane and Sydney together, and so I took
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: two trips with Sam Lloyd and the two of us
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: had the time of our lives together. We would go
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: on stage and do like one hour shows and like
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: it was a really special time to share that with
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: somebody who I love so much, and it was like
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: an experience I'll never forget. So I'm very thankful for
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: those trips. Do you think you'll do more or when
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: the world reopens, when you do it more of it?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Or now are you over it? I think I think
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: quite honestly, I've hit every country I've really wanted to
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: go to. Unfortunately they don't really do them in Italy,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: which is one place I'd like to go. And I
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: think that period of my life is over. You know,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I kind of did it for like over three or
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: four years, and I'm like to other stuff now. So no,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I think that's when you're in real estate. Now, you're
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: you appear to be, just from following you on social
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: media killing it in the West side of La real
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: estate market. Well, you're very kind. It's very competitive. But
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I live in Santa Monica and I love it here,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: and I've lived in this area of Ocean Park for
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: like twenty years, and I just sell homes. I sell,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I love where I live, and I sell what I know,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: and like I just I'm very good at it. And
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: the work ethic and all the quality you need to
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: have to be a successful actor are qualities you need
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: to have to be a successful broker. Tenacity, never taking
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: no for an answer, never giving up out working people,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: and really knowing what you're doing. So I'm having a
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: great time with it. And you know, it's always like
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I really connect with people one on one, and I
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: really you know, you're really it's a huge decision when
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: you buy or sell a home, and I want to
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: really live up to those expectations for those people. Do
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: you have people that do you have people that are
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: looking at a house and all of a sudden do
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: a double take and like, holy shit, it's high five time. Yes,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: many years ago, I think you made a joke to me.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I remember this. It's like Rob,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: you probably say when you meet a girl, you know,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I'm the Todd from Scripts that's probably your opening line
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: at the time, I said no, but it's certainly my
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: closing line. So my thing by saying with real estate
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: is it's never my opening line, but it's always my
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: closing line. So like, if I get to know somebody
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: and I'm doing well with them, and then at the end,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: we'll buy the way I happened to be on the show,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: They'll like, that's it, I love, I'll buy this house.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I can't afford it. I can't afford this house. Afford
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: as you're you're high five, Todd, let's go all in cash. Okay.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: You know what I wanted to say to you, and
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I should remember remember I should mention that I was
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: a realtor in the early days of the podcast and somebody,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: do we get you any clients? Yes? You did, you
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: got not only you. Where's our question? Bro? He he's
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: selling his house in Escondido and he wanted me to
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: do it. But it's since I happen to have a
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: family friends down there, and I referred it to my
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: friend because he's a very good realtor, and he sold
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: the house us for him. Thanks to you guys, I
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: got a little referral fee. But yes, somebody who walked
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: listen to the podcast put him in contact with a
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: really good real turn in San Diego. And so do
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: you only do do you only do just do Santa Monica?
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Or do you Venice and around there too? Do you
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: know my last ten sales have all been like west
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: of Lincoln, So like Santa Monica, Venice, Maria del Rey,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: anything west of Lincoln. I guess west of the four
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: or five. But I really you guys say, oh you
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: have olive skin. I live at the beach, like I'm
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: looking at the ocean right now, and I just like it.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I like the lifestyle here. Yeah, yeah, I live in
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: the dream. Well, if you're in the market for a house,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you can search for rob and uh and
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: uh come live in La at the beach and you
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: can do you serve from everything, all stuff of the beach,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: serve from whatever. We should probably talk about the show
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: is smidgen more. How about Johnny wanting that hot ass
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: nanny to be the nanny. I think hot nanni's are
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: a bad idea. Anyone, let's all weigh in on that.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had a really hot nanny? You know what?
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say no, because I don't want
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: to insult anybody. The nanny's that I've had have been
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: very beautiful people and very beautiful. Ok. No, I've not
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: had someone who is I've never understood these people. I've
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: been to people's houses and they're like, oh, this is
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: the nanny and she walks in and she could be
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: a supermodel. I'm like, this just feels like a stupid
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: idea for everybody involved. Well, doctor Cox says, oh that
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: our nanny just left, and Krista, who was so funny, says, yeah,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: she's got great credentials, great per credentials. Great, it was
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: so funny. Christa was very funny in this episode. Oh gosh, yeah,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Oh Gosha dating a girl or boy who is consistently Okay,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: So let me ask you a question. Have you ever
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: dated someone and every time you hung out with them,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: or almost every time you hung out with them, their
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: ex was around hanging out too. Yes, I've been in
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: that situation. It's horrible. You have been in that situation.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something that happened to me. I
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: took on a college girlfriend. We had no money, so
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: we went on a very low budge backpacking trip around
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Europe like on your rail, taking the trains, hot staying
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: in hostiles, backpacks as low budge as we can do it,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: and every city we ended up in, her ex boyfriend
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: showed up in that city. He was like, he was like,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I'm doing a trip too. I can't believe we keep
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: ending up in the same cities, and without fail, every
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: city we ended up in, he'd be there and it
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: was really really sad for me. That is a that
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: is a you should be writing that movie as well, Susy.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Do you guys think do you guys think that she
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: was I was. I don't think. I'm just thinking of
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: it so many years later, I was literally fucking twenty
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: years old. Do you think that she was telling him
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: where we were going or do you think that he
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: was being stalkery and just I think he had found
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: that itinerary and was like, let me jump on this
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: trip we think happened. He he was doing what JD
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: does in this episode at the end when he runs
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: with the Flowers, thinking like I don't care hell or
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: high water, I am going to get this girl back,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: and I'm going to be in every romantic city they
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: go to, And we were in like all like Venice
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: and Florence. And did he ever stay at the same
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: hostile as you guys? No, but the motherfucker would actually
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: do like zach Oh, I guess so and so whose name.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say. What are you guys doing here?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: And it was like, bro, we just fucking saw you
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: in Venice. What's going on? Stop? They have to get
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: back together? No? No, but I mean the guy was
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: all the guy was all in married for you him. Well,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if they were, because he's very persistent.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Oh this is I'm making even worse for you. Oh
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: my god, you want to hear how bad it guy?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I never I haven't told the story ever. So we're
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: in Rome and she wants to get up very early
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: crack at dawn on Christmas Day and go to a
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: church service in Rome for Christmas. And she says, hey,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I know this might be a little bit odd, but
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: my ex of course he's here in Rome. He wants
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: to come with me, but it's you know, it's church,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: and you don't want to go to church? Do you
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: mind if I go with him? It's like a seven
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: am service. I'm like, okay, yeah, okay, I guess it's
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: a little weird, but okay, sure, So they go to
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: their church. Thing. The thing about Rome is on Christmas Day,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: everything shuts down. I mean, public transportation shuts down. There's
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: just it's no one is getting around in any way.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: And so I literally they were across town together and
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I was alone, and I spent the day walking around
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Rome alone, knowing my girlfriend was with her ex on
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: the other side of Rome walking around on Christmas Day.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: How long after that trip did you guys break up?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Not too long, I see, they see, because I was
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: just you know you no, wait, I mean you have
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: you guys been in the situation when you're like, You're like,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be like overly jealous for no reason,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: but but you're also like, but am I crazy? Like
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: should I know? But I'm like, you know what, you
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: guys know that dance where you're like, should I be jealous?
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Or am I being an idiot for being jealous? And
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: you're kind of like vacillating between the two. Yeah, but
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: at that point, that's I mean, that's just too suspect.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Dude shows up for the trip. Christmas Day
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: comes and she says, I want to take my ex
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: to the church. I know you don't like church. I'm
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: gonna take my ex. Yeah, that's fishy is fucked d Yeah,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: the fish. And then because of no public transportation, we
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: couldn't we we couldn't read Billy because of public transport.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: That's dog. That's dog for you, stupid motherfucker. Oh, I
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: don't want to be jealous. I hate being jealous. It's
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: the worst feeling. She told him. She told him obviously, obviously, Yes,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: she told him what do y'all were doing, especially if
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: she went to church with him after that? Oh? Man,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: it hurts, It hurts inside. All right, hold on, we're
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: gonna should we go to a break Joel before the
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: fan call. We're gonna go to break and then we're
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: gonna take a fan and I'm gonna let my dog
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: out because she has lots to say at the door.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: We will be right back. Let's bring in the collar.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I hope he or she wants some innuendo jokes from
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: from Robin Inurindo inurindow ladies and gentlemen, freedo you are
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: on fake doctors, real friends with Joel Daniels, Zach Braff,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Donald fads On, and our guests, Rob Nascio, Devin Fada. Hi, Devin, welcome. Yes, Devin,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: welcome to the program. How are you tell us where
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: you're calling from? Calling from the Upper West Side and Manhattan.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Donald grew up in Hell's Kitchen, so he knows that
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: side of the island at least I did. I went
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: to we're on the Upper west Side. We don't have
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: to give your exact address, but we're on the Upper
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: west Side. Are you like in the seventies, I went
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: to I S forty four. Are you near there? Uh?
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm not really schools. Are you not from New York?
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Are you not from New York? I'm from New Mexico,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Santa Fe. How long have you lived in New York?
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: For six or seven years now? I think? And you
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: live in this seventies and you don't know and on
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: the Upper West Side and you don't know where the
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: junior high schools or anything like that. Yeah, but Donald,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: I'm in Manhattan. I don't know where my local public
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: schools are or what they're called or what their numbers are.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I grew up there, Yeah, different, I passed them. I
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: passed them. I just don't know which one has which name.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I teach ballet at a school and the west each
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Which school? Manhattan Country School? Nice? Oh yeah? Now, oh
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: my god, yeah, are you single, because Rob will move
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: to us. Well. I went to college on the Upper
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: West Side. I went to Columbia. I lived on the
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Upper west Side for many years. And your Columbia is
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: not on the Upper west Side. Dog, Yeah, it is
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: one hundred and fourteenth Street. But that yeah, but it's
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: like that's Harlem, big homie Ham Street. I've been. I'll
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: bet I've been a lot of us. How you white
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: people do us? Man? You just keep pushing Harlem up
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: and see how you do. Oh my god, I've been
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: a lot of people are surprised to learn than high five.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Todd went to an Ivy League school. Well, you know,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I graduated nineteen eighty eight. I was classmates with Neil
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: gorstch he's on the Supreme Court. Oh my god. So
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Neil Gorst Every today, every morning he wakes up, he
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: puts on a robe and he decides whether or not
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: he should women should have the right to choose. Every
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: morning I wake up, put on a robe and decide
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: whether or not I'm going to take an online couldn't
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: lead a yoga class name by a gentleman named Taboo.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: I was funny. I feel like I feel like his
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: money in Columbia was better spent than yogi. All right,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: all right, Devin, do you have a question for any
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: of us? You have the you have a special honor
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: of having Rob here today. It's an extra bonus. I know,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: it's awesome. Well, I wanted to say when I initially
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: wrote in I had been talking about So I come
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: from a family of doctors. My dad's an oral surgeon,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: all my uncles are doctors, and then my brother, my
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: brother Casey is a chiropractor, and my brother Ryan is
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: an physiologist in Tucson, Arizona. So he actually got me
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: into the show because when Scrubs started, he was doing
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: his residency. So it's kind of like a cool way
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: for us to relate. So it's it's my favorite show
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: of all time. But I am actually an actor in
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: musical theater, so different from you know, from all the
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: doctor's stuff. But yeah, So the first question I wanted
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: to ask you guys was if you could recast Scrubs
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: with the Muppets, who would each character? Donald Donald feels
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: he's answered this question before. I feel like Turk and
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: JD are Ernie and Burt. Yes, really, I feel like, uh,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: am I am I Ernie or am my Bert. It
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Either one of them is fine. I think
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: you're more I think you're more burnt than Ernie though, Okay, yeah,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I feel like, uh, let me see the janitor the
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: grouch oscar to Grouch. Sorry, garbage and garbage and Grouch.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: He got it good one, right. I think that doctor
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Cox that's a tough one. But he would be somebody
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: like either Kermit the Frog or uh, you know, if
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: it depends on what muppets you're doing. Also, if we're
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: doing Sesame Street, this is the way to go. But
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: if you're going to be miss Piggy, right, if you're
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: doing the muppets like Kermit, Fozzy and them, then obviously
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Foz Rob is Fozzy. No, Turk is Fozzy, Fozzy Bear,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Brown Bear and and uh no. But but but Rob
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: has all the waka waka waka jokes. Yeah, sure, see,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like Rob is animal. Agree, Yeah,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: I agree with that. That's true. Rob your animal, But
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I think it would be Kermits j d Uh, Fozzy's Turk,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Miss Piggy is uh is Elliott is Elliott. I feel
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: like Oscar to Grouch would be the janitor, and or
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Kelso and Sam Lloyd could be Elmo. Well, I think
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that's a great or scooter scooter from
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: or or Beaker Beaker or Beaker. Right, this is a
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: tough one, it would It's gonna take me a while
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: to really think about it. Yeah. By the way, Donald's
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: gonna get so high later and really think about this
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: and on the next on the next show, I will
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: have been baked so hard tonight that I will write
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: down who I think should be. I will answer you
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: a question on the next show. Devon. Alright, good one, Devon,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: and that's you have another question for us? Yes, So,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: as I mentioned, I do musical theater. Hey, guys, do
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: you think Devon? Do you think Devon is in musical theater? Guys? Yes,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry enough. It's a tough time to be in
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: musical theater because it is you know, everyone's out of
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: work and and they just announced I think it was today,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: that they're they're pushing anything to is it may minimum? Yeah,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: which I'm going to keep going, I'm sure, but well,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: it depends on what happens. It depends on what happens
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: this year and the beginning of next year. May. I'm
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: just saying May sounds a little earlier to me, but
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell dem. Dude, Shoot, I heard
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: later than that. But okay, all right, go ahead, go ahead.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: You like musical theater, You're talking to the right crowd.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. Yes. So my question was, Zach, if you
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: could start in another Broadway musical, what show and role
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: would you pick and also cast Donald in it. I
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: would like to do Joseph in the Amazing Technical or
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Dream Code. Okay, because here's why. Ay, I can sing
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: the lead. All right, I'm the right age to play
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: the lead. It's a very funny show. I love the
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: music from it, and the last time they did it,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: with all due respect to Donnie Osmond, it was like
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: a very campy version. I mean it was very like
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: I think the show. You know, there's this whole trend
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: now with taking musicals instead of classic ones like Oklahoma
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: for example, and kind of deconstructing them and doing more
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: raw interpretations of them. And Joseph the last big tour
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: of it, as I recall, was like Donnie Osbend and
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: like in like flaming capes and very campy, and I
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: just feel like it's it's you know, the story of
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Joseph is a really insane Bible story. The music is
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: so fun and it's so silly. I would love to
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: do Joseph. So if you're a Broadway producer and you're
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: listening when the world reopens, I want to do Joseph.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: I want Devin to be in it. I want Donald
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Donald to play Wait, can I tell you're gonna play Pharaoh?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Because in Joseph, if you don't know, when Pharaoh turns around,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: he's it's played by an Elvis impersonator. And I think
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: it would be hilarious if when Pharaoh turned around it
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: was you dressed as Elvis. I hear you. Okay, do
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: you like that answer? Devon? Yeah? I do. Okay, Here's
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: what I think. Here's what I think if they couldn't
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: make And I'm just gonna answer the question because I
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: really think this is a good idea. If they could
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: make any Broadway musical right now, I would like to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: put into the hat the Broadway musical for Back to
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: the Future. First they're doing that, they are, Yeah, I
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: think it opens in London. I think I think that
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: that is a first of all the sets could be
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: amazing and you only have to do the clock tower
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: set for most of the show, you know what I mean? Like,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: that's the that's the transition and all of that stuff.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I think back to the future with a fifties with
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: fifties musical numbers in nineteen eighty five musical numbers, and
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: then it all coming together at the end with him
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: playing Chuck Berry. I think would be such a good
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: fucking Uh Devin, Devin, do you can you really sing? Like? Well?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Are you more of a dancer? I'm a singer too, Yeah,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: I am. Do you want to sing on the podcast
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: right now? Do you want to sing something like defining Gravity?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Do you want to sing the end of defining Gravity
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: for us? Well? I was thinking because you know, obviously
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: I haven't had a lot of work during this year.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: I also teach Broadway workshops for Disney Theatrical and as
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: long as all the Broadway shows are closed, those are dark.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: But what I've been doing on the side to try
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: and make some money is virtual princess parties. Have you
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: been doing a lot because you got the ELSA haircut
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: right now. I did one today. Yeah, so I'll zoom
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: with you know, kids for like thirty minutes and sing
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: to them and do story time and stuff. And yeah,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: I was like if I did so, wait can tell
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: me tell wait, just give her a letter, letter, plug
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: or thing. Tell tell parents how they would find you
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: do an Elsa birthday party? Because Donald's has a daughter
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: that probably would love an Elsa birthday party. She would. Yes,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: so I have a Facebook page. You would just go
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: to facebook dot com slash Devin's d E v o
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: n S Princess Parties and I have all my some
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: pictures and flyers and email contact on there. And yeah,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: and I thought I could do some let it go
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: and Donald could sing it with me because I'd know
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: it's one of his favorites. Well, here's here's a question. Yes,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: it's not really my favorite. I do like the song
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: a lot, it's not really my favorite. My favorite. It's
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: bees will buzz, kids will blow, then they lie in
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: fuzz and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: All right, but give us for you. But but Devin,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: if you want to give us a little something, there's
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: no pressure. Sure, we aren't we you know, there's a
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: few people all over the world that actually listen to this,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: and I think that you know, you know, Bernie Telsey,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: for all you know, who's the biggest Broadway cash heater.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: For all we know, he's a he's an avid fan,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: and he's gonna go, Holy fuck, somebody, get Devin. Get
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: me Devon, Get me Devin. Get Devin on the line,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: only not not too much, Devin. Just give us, like
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know, a few bars, a few bars, Devin, okay,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: hella eight bars. H let it go, let it go,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: can't hold it back anymore. Let it go, let it go,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: turn away, slam the door. I don't care what they're
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: going to say. Let the store rage on cold. Never
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: bothered me anyway, by the way, by the way, gray job,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: and that could have gone either way. Devin, I was.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sure everyone listening at home was like, oh please
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: please don't freestyle rap. Yeah, Devin, because we did have
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: someone freestyle wrap on here. It wasn't great. It wasn't great.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: That was awesome. That was all amazing. So listen, if
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: you go to get Devin to be your elsa for
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: your kid's birthday party, you're also going to get that
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: level of let it go. It comes with that and
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: oh shit, there's more, and but wait there's more. If
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: you act now, I'll also sell you somekin suns. So
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: is my best friend right here. It's a little Chihuahua
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: for you at home. Go ahead. Also, she was really
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: hoping to get an Oprah intro Donald her names Kire
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Luna Ladies. Not too loud for the people who have
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: a latching baby. Go ahead for those of you who
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: our latch, who are who have the baby latch right now?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Maybe turned down? Yeah, turned on your volume because Donald's
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: gonna get loud. Okay, Donald, give the well I forgot
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: that Chiuawa is now what is it? What is it? Kids?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Kira Luna ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Kira Luna. Okay,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: thank you. You can now restore your volume and reset
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: the latch. Wow, thank you. So what I'm going to
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: say is that she sometimes makes an appearance in these
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: princess parties she has when I do Ariel, she has
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: a flounder costume, spin costume, Norella, She's got a gust costume.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: So she robs Rob wants to know if you can
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: do these for fifty year old men as well for
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: children on zoom. I think it's great. I think you're
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: being very entrepreneurial and you're making the most of these times.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: And as long as you're performing every day, whether it's
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: to one person or five people, it's a great thing
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: and it'll lead to more things for you. So I
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: just want to continue success. That's great, And you know what,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: this is the way people are having to adjust. You know,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: we we were talking about doing a virtual tour because
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: we can't tour, so there's we're talking about taking this
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: show and I don't know what the hell we're doing,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: but we're going to do sort of a concert version
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: of this. Josh Reeden is playing all these concert versions
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: for people in their PAHs and stuff like that. This
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: is a great segue actually into our favorite segment of
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: The Fake Doctor, Real Friends, just our style. Everywhere around
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: the world everywhere they love this. They love this part
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: of the podcast, and that is Devin. It's time too, Rob.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: We're going to offer advice here to whatever however Devin
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: needs to have her life fixed. Okay, go ahead, Devin,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: how can we fix your life? All? Right? So I
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: was going to ask a dating question actually Rob is
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: the perfect. Are you a single person, Devon? Yes, I
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: am okay, good good, Oh my god. No, you'll be
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: shocked to hear that I do musical theater. But it
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: is very hard to meet guys in my field because
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: most of the guys I interact with are either gay
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: or taken or very self absorbed, So it can be
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: it can be difficult, and particularly during a pandemic, to
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: meet new people. I'm not even before the pandemic. I'm
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: not someone who's gonna like I don't want to meet
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: someone at a bar or you know so, and dating
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: apps are just the worst. So I was going to ask,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: how do I meet my soulmate? Oh? Wow, Yeah, she's
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: ready to meet, she's ready to meet the ones. Yes,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: she's mandy to meet the one that might be a
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: little bit above my pay grade. Dude, I could, I could.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: I could tell you how to hook up, but I
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: can't tell you how to me. Why are you so?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Why are you so averse to the apps? I mean,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: there's so many of them. It really enables you to
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: not be an allowed bar being like, what do you
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: do for a living? You know? I think they're you know,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: I know a lot of people of all different walks
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: of life who found the right app for them and
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: have met their their their one perfect example Daniel Goodman,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Daniel my contractor, who has the cutest family you've ever seen,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: and they're both adorable. I said, I told them they
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: should be the ad for for Match. They met on Match.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: I know some of them, you know me on Tinder,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: which is about, like, you know, hooking up. But I
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: mean there's some ones that are are good? Are you?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Why are you so against it? I try, I try
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: them so, I you know, do what I can. But
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: it's just it is hard on any of them a
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: to find guys that aren't just there to hook up.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: And because men are gross, I'm glad I'm not one
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, man, other than Donalds are growths? Have
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: you tried Jade eight? Farmers Only? I mean, have you
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: branched out? I'll tell you don't overlook it. Well, you
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: gotta be at this conversation. You gotta be a farmer
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: to be on Farmers Only. Guys, you don't not if
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: you're a beautiful woman. If she's willing to lose, I
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: get it. So it's not going to be great for her.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Musical theater career, don't willing to move to like an
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Idaho potato farm. If you're a gentleman like myself, being
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: on Farmers only is not a good idea. But if
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: you're a lovely person like Devin who's willing to move
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: to I know, farmers only is a good idea. That's
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: what you're saying. Yeah, I'm wondering if like my small
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: vegetable garden qualifies me to be on farmers How much
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: land do you have to be working my my dad
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: suggested I do Jay Day. I don't know. I don't Yeah, well,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: I think you know you're in New York. There's a
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: lot of nice Jewish boys. I think, yeah, Upper West Side,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: it's where they're all congregating. No plenty of time. I
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: don't know. Thank you, Dan, thank you. I don't know
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: what to tell you. Especially during COVID, I feel like
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: the apps were a godsend for a lot of people
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: because before that it was literally you had to go
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: to a bar, you had to go to a club,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: or you had to like you know, go on awkward
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: first dates where you knew nothing about the person, like
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: there was zero physical attraction or zero banter. And I
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: feel like a lot of my friends who've met people
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: on the apps and done well. It's like you can
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: kind of at least narrow it down and and right Dan, Daniel,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: you should be I don't know, Daniel. Daniel can speak
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: on this. Daniel, speak to it. He meant he met
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: his love, Daniel. Have we said love yet in your relationship? Oh? Absolutely? Okay, good,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: so I love I love her dearly. Are you in
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: love with her? Daniel? Are you because there's a difference, Okay, okay,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: we'll get it. That's my relationship. We don't have to
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: worry about that one right now. Way to not be selfish, Dan,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: we're fixing devil. Which one did you use? Daniel? We
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: met on hinge And the only piece of advice I
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: will offer at all is be honest, be up front,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: and just be straightforward with everybody. I think there's a
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: little bit of, you know, revealing myself here. I'm thirty
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: one years old, so at this point the person I
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: want to be the person is probably the person that
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: I want to be with. And I find that some
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: of the games of dating and some of the ways
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: we try to plus ourselves up in the ways that
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: we try to kind of like create this perfect image
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: in this hinge profile or whatever. It's false. I think
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: you just want to come out with the like, look,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I want to get drunk and sing show tunes of karaoke.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: If you're down, let's go on a date. If not,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: just swipe left. I think being honest about like that, like,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: what's that pure joy for you? What's that pure joy
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: that you want to share with another person that like
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: is outside of the because I really did the whole him, Dan,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: I do this and this and this and blah blah
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah. It's like, you know what, screw all that.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not about this anymore. I like this. I like this.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: If you're down, let's hang out and we'll talk about it, because,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: like Joe Wells is gonna be, I want to get
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: high and play video games. Are you down? I'm not,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: damn it. That's my profile anyway. That's that's that's all.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: I think. That's get advice. That's great advice. That's great advice. Dan.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing about all of that, though, there's something
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: really special about going out on dates with people that
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: you don't know. There's something good about that because if
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: the connection is real. You know it right then and there?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I feel like in some ways, yeah,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: it's true, you're getting through all of the bullshit and
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: stuff like that with the texting and the talking over
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: the internet and getting to know each other before you meet.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: But there's there was something really cool about you meeting somebody,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Like I remember meeting girls on a train and being like,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: can I get your number? And I'm saying oh yeah, sure,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: saying no, and then now it's like, all right, now,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: how what's my end to this young lady to go
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: out on a date? I don't know if I should
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: give you advice as the Todd or as Roberts as
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Robert definitely don't want advice as the Todd. Please I'm somebody,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: go ahead. I'm sorry. I miss meeting people in organic situations.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: That to me, is the best part of dating. Is
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: that wondering if there's something there and getting to know
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: each other and then maybe a date comes out of that.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: I hate the pressure that is put on of meeting
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: someone on an app and it's kind of like, all right,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: so either we're into this or not. You know, I
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: agree with you where you are with that whole thing.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: But what do you do though, Devin, That's the thing
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: is like in COVID, now like there's not you might
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: as well be having some banter with some guys. And
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you have friends that you've known from the
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: past that never got with or never dated. Yeah, is
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: there one that got away Devin that you're like, whatever
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: happened to Tony? I don't know. I don't agree about that.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: But what about after COVID? I mean, hopefully at some point, well,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: then you'll be back. Then you'll be back in a
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: show maybe. And and you know, if you're in if
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: you're in a show, it's so great because you're going
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: out for drinks and this one introduces you to that one. Oh,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: this is my cousin, this is my friend. I know
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: what you're saying that in the show there's traditionally a
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: lot of people have already coupled up or they're gay.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: But I found when I've done theater, there's so much
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: socializing that it's really conducive to dating. That is true.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: That is true. I'll have one more piece of advice. Yes,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: last last thing I'm gonna say about it. If the
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: person you're talking to isn't ready to start meeting up
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: within like ten messages. They're not taking it seriously. I
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: think if you're on the app, what I'm saying is,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: if you're on the apps, your goal is to decide
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: on somebody that you're attracted, to figure out when you're
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: going on to date and then going Now. I know
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: obviously this is a little COVID aside, but like the
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: dance of talking for three weeks or whatever is just like,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: let's do this in person. If they're not willing to
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: meet up after ten messages or something, skip, you're out
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: forget that. Yeah, we're here to meet, not here to
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: just talk. Okay. What does it mean when you like
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: text and text and text and they just don't write
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: back though, that means they're not interesting? Get out of there?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Those are Those are the games I was referring to earlier.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: We're not playing these games anymore, right, And Devin, I mean,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: I don't I think that you Yeah, I think it.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Also Again, we don't know how old you are, but
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: you but you can I mean to me, to me,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: you look twenty four years old. I don't know what
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: you are, but yes, yes, absolutely, but I would say,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: and I know this is not this is a sweeping generalization,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: but if you tend to date slightly older men, they're
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: going to be probably less likely to just be down
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: to just try and bang as many women as possible. Hope.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: So like people people like Rob's age, Rob, what did
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: you say you are like fifty four? Like the fifty
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: four year olds who live in the in the on
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: the west side of Lace. Those those type of people,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: those type of people, those people. But Devin as Devin,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: it's so obvious that like you came out a podcast,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: you're sang a song. You're such an extroverted, outgoing person.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: You have a great personality and you look great. I
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: have on my glasses like you were going to meet
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: somebody organically in the course of your life. You're a
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: catch down. Yeah, you're totally a catch time. That's what
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: I see. Let me put my glasses on. Probably Devin
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: probably doesn't want to wear someone who has to go
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: put on their glasses to look at the zoom and squints.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Do they needn't biagraph for the eyes? Oh my god, Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: those those trifocals. This is just like my readers from
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: write aid. All right, we gotta end this, Devin, Devin
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: looks Devin. Welcome. Devin, you're welcome. We just fixed your life,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: fixed your life, and you're welcome. Stand just go out
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: there and stand up for yourself. You know what else
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: stands there for itself? Oh my god, Devin, I'm sorry. Yeah, Davin,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry you had to have the todd on. But
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: before you were on, he admitted to patting his banana hammock,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: so so it balances out. No, he did not, He
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: did not admit to that. He said, Okay, let's be honest, now,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: don't keep He wrapped it like a pig in a blanket,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: and then he took the wrapping off. Okay, okay, Kevin,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: you are a wonderful guest. Thank you, Thank you so much,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: the best love the podcast. I it's helped me get
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: through quarantine, So thank you. And you have a beautiful voice.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: And I have no doubt that you're gonna have excuge
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: music repeater career, go out. And you have a very
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: cute and you have a very cute dog. Yeah we
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: have a good one. Oh my gosh, thank goodness, she
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: could sing, dude, But thank goodness she could sing. That
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: would have been really kind of thought if Rob had
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: any game, there would have been a love connect. I'm
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: throwing different times. Okay, for those of you out there,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: Rob and and Devin might have made a really good apple.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: How old she was she looked she late twenty thirty two,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: early thirties. Probably. I don't know, but Rob, if you're
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: willing to move your whole life to the up the
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: west side back to oh, you're teking to a guy.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: I've been in an on again, off again relationships for
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: twelve years with Amanda. I'm no one too. She came
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: met her and you met her on Scrubs, didn't you
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: didn't meet her scrub? Yes? See when she when this
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: young lady came on the podcast just now, she was
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: very upfront that she was looking for a date. She
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: knows that I'm in a relationship. She knows Zach's in
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: the relationship. She knows Daniel's in a relationship. She knows Joel.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: That's not Joel's, you know, unless she's willing to do things,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: Joel's not into that. Imam bisexual. I don't know what
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: people do. But oh, I didn't know that. I didn't
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: know that, Oh Joel, Joel Joell Joe. You we've been
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: fucking chucking me need to be revealed, just like Joe.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Well this Amos likes You're just like Thunders of Flaws
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Dan Thunders, Joel. I, we've only been trying to set
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: you up with women. I thought that I did not
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: know that you were fluid? Is that what you say? Fluid?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: I did not know you were fluid? Okay, so this
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: changes the game, changes the game because it was Joell,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: this is wrong. So Joell, this is wrong. This is wrong.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, but that's gonna be great, though, Joell. When
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: we do finally get you on one of these dating apps,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have a lot more options because I didn't
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: know that you were. Yes, it's gonna be crazy. It's
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: gonna be wild. Na make it work. No, now it's
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: gonna be crazy. Now it's gonna be wild. Now it's
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: gonna be Now, that's gonna be crazy. All right. We
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: didn't We didn't get to too much of the show.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: I laughed. When I'm trying to by on the on
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: Elliott and Sean and I and I get attacked by bees,
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be stealth and I'm like bees bees. Also,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: I laughed, really hard at Rob's. Does she also make
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: you wax your vagina? Yes? And then a sterile high five?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: What about? I laughed real heart at this one too.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: Three days Sean No, Elliott four days, Sean No six
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: months Elliott five days. What about when Kelsa goes, well,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: snip my pickle and call me Shlomo. And then and
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: then Bob Kelso goes, uh, it's ten inches. And then
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  Speaker 1: and then Matt Winston goes, it's like a bag hit Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's seen. He goes because Bob he goes, Bob Kelso
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  Speaker 1: ten inches and then he walks up and goes, it's
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  Speaker 1: like a baghette. Yeah, I and he. I don't know
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: if that was his joke or one of the writer's
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: jokes or somebody, but that was improved in the moment,
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  Speaker 1: and it was so fucking funny on that Scott Folly
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: in a fat suit. Scott Folly in a fat suit.
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  Speaker 1: That was funny. Uh, I laughed. I what about Liberry
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  Speaker 1: strawberry strawberry strawberry. I laughed at that too. Yeah. This
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  Speaker 1: is one of Troy's big first well, actually this is
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: Troy's second, third, third, third episode, third episode okay, Uh, Car,
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  Speaker 1: I think Colin Turk are really cute in this episode. Also,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: I think they're there there. Uh. Their banter is very
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  Speaker 1: cute and it reminds me of my wife when I
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: tried to explain to her why she's a pain, and
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: then she lets me know that I am a pain
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  Speaker 1: and that you know all of the things that that
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: pain me. She could easily reverse the tables and say
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: the exact same thing. I liked it when the Troy
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: says to the janitor, shouldn't we just kill him? And
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: then janitors, no, that's what he wants. That's what Troy is,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: like a fucking felon, like like if Troy Will wants
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: to murder somebody. Yeah, that bus station was the back
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  Speaker 1: door to the hospital. Though that wasn't like they didn't
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: need to go to a but that was just like
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: they a greyhound bus now. But by the way, I
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: had forgotten the Shawn stayed and j D runs and
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: brings to the flowers and and uh, and then there're Sean.
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  Speaker 1: They're trying to make it work long distance, so sad
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: for JD. Did you improvise that line where you're like,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure the flowers are going to reach the water. Yeah,
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: that's fine, because he's gotten near this giant bouquet and
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: I have my little shitty bouquet. They're gonna just stick
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: him in there, and I'm like, I'm not sure they
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: can reach the water. But then it cuts to that
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: shot of Sarah and Scott at the end going at it.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, were they kissing? Yeah, well Sarah probably
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: thought Scott fully's not gonna be on the show much longer.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: I need to get mine. Oh my god, there's been
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: so many revelations in this show. Joel is open to
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: men and women. What about strangely attractive intern That's that's
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: a great line, because she's attracted, she's strangely attractive. Those
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: are two really good high fives. I miss you five
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: and Starling I miss you high fives. Yeah, because I'm
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: trying to get you guys to you turk to come
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: with hang out with the guys, just kind of blocking
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: you from coming out. Yeah, I'm so glad you said
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: all these notes, you guys, because all these jokes, you guys,
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: I have them all listening there, just like the right
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: down the one ahead, me too. That's what I did.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: I could I could go a long time with that
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: sex Sean. I'm like a sex camel, very sincere. Oh
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: poor Elliott, I feel bad for But then Sean comes back,
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: that handsome bastard. All right, I think we did it, guys, Yeah,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: we did. We We went a long time. Rob. You
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: always makes us smile, and I hope you'll come back
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: and do the show again. I'll let dude, I've really
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, Robert. Miss you, man.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen you in a long time, and we've
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: spent a lot of time. We spent a lot of
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: time together outside of scrubs, playing basketball and stuff like that,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: and and what I would like to think of as
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: the trenches trying to win championships and stuff, and when
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: you play basketball when it's true though, but when you
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: play basketball with people like we've played basketball, you've seen
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: them in really tough situations. And dude, I miss you, man.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: I miss you tremendously, and you always you know, I
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: feel like you always come out on top. So it's
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: really good to see Rob. Thank you so much. I
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: feel the same way. I miss you. Guys both well,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: check out Rob on cameo and h and hire him
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: to say funny shit to your friends and relatives and
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: or if you're in there, or if you're in the
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: cinematica area and you're looking for a flat person to call, Yeah,
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: Robert Maschio, Rob, how do they find you? Rob? What's
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: your estate website? It's I'm a broker now and but
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: I'm still just an associate broke. I have an office
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: on Main Streat with my picture in the window. Sometimes
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: people will walk by and they'll be like, Oh, that's
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: the top from Scrubs and I'll be like, is it
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: really and like, yeah, that's him, and they don't realize it.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: All right, everybody, Thank you so much. Don't forget to
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: double check that you're registered or registered for the first
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: time by going to headcount dot org. Slash Zach and Donald. Also,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: we got new colors up with the T shirts and
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: the sweatshirts. Yes, great new merchup. We got pink and
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: there's sweatshirts if you go to when you're on the thing,
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: which is cotton good, you go to cotton Bureau dot
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: com and then search for fake doctors. You'll see there
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: you can choose sweatshirt, tank top. There's all sorts of
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: stuff and and and Joel is restocking all the towels
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: and the washing the stickers on, ready to go all Joe. Well,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: all of all of that training Joel got at the
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: Gap when she used to work at the Gap. It's
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: all paying off now. And as you know, we're only
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: on once a week for just a few weeks. But
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: next Tuesday we have the legendary Say Serrano everybody's favorite
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: guests next to Rob Matchio for my brother Where art thou?
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: I think that's the one where Tom kavanaughs in the
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: in the bathtub. If I'm not mistaken, We shall see
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: all right, guys, don would you like to count the
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: universe into our final song, Our final song of the
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: day of the day, the final song of this download
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: seven as about show we made about a bunch of
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: nurses around here, A yeah around you here of struts
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: for you watch your beside. Mm hmmm