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Bonus IMPROV - Well, That's Just the Medical Term · Very Fine Friends

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  Welcome to very fine friends. I'm not doing that on any tune. I don't know why I started
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  singing it. You made up your own tune. It's amazing. We're going to do some
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  bonus. Joe, we always get a suggestion. Make it super suggestible. Oh, your
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  suggestion is crotch crotch. That's a funny word. It is crotch. Crotch rocket
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  crotch. I think the first thing I thought of to crotch rocket. Isn't there
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  more like jock crotch. I think something else. Sure. That could be something.
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  Maybe I'm thinking jock itch jock itch. Yeah. Swamp crotch. No, that's I think
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  swamp ass. Oh, Greg in season two of white lotus is going to go wash up. I got
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  swamp crotch. Oh, I guess that's a thing. It was in white lotus. Yeah, for sure.
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  Let me just open the Arcadia door to my shower.
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  What are your feelings on crotches?
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  Some are good, some are bad.
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  They're just stupid.
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  It is kind of like a nexus of the body.
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  You got two legs and a torso that all join in one spot, right?
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  Like they can be gross.
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  Sure, sure.
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  They can get a little.
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  Gross?
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  Swampy.
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  Yeah, they can, they can, they can, they can.
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  um but otherwise i think the i think the word is funny i think the word itself is funny and i'm
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  trying to think is it because of the hard k sound single syllable i know you know the more you say
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  it the more it doesn't sound like a word crotch crotch crotch crotch crotch you think that's
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  where crotchety comes from you have a bad crotch so you're mad no i think crotchety i don't okay
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  I always associate, I just realized why I always associate the word crotchety with, um,
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  a Christmas carol, Charles Dickens.
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  And I think that's probably because of Cratchit, but also, uh, very crotchy word.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  And Scrooge was crotchety.
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  Yeah.
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  And what about crochet It a hobby to take your mind off the crotch Yeah Well I keep thinking about that crotch The devil inside me today Oh no
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  I accidentally crocheted another crotch absentmindedly.
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  Oh, no.
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  Yeah, well.
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  I guess I'm glad we don't have any personal stories about crotches that we want to talk about.
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  We're just talking about it.
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  Yeah.
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  In the abstract.
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  Yeah, absolutely.
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  Listeners, if you have a favorite word for genitalia, send us a line at Very Fine Friends on social media.
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  Just let us know what it is.
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  Just tag us.
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  Just have the word and tag us and we'll know what it means.
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  Yeah.
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  Thanks.
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  Okay.
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  Thanks.
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  And now, improv.
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  Well, Miss Thompson, it's official.
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  I can confirm as your OBGYN, you are in fact pregnant.
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  Pregnant?
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  Yes.
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  Congratulations.
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  Congratulations.
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  Nine months from now, a little baby will be coming out of your crotch.
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  But...
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  Why did you say it like that?
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  Well, that's just the medical term.
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  anyway if you have any questions about anything that's going to be happening with the pregnancy
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  or or any like post pregnancy stuff how your how your crotch will be handling
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  I'm sorry I've never I've never heard it described that way oh sorry sorry sometimes I use medical
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  lingo and I forget that it's not something that everybody is used to anyway I always um
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  Um, um, well, anyway, I'm, I'm glad that this has all worked out. I'm glad that
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  when you and your husband decided to stop using dong bags,
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  oh, you're so happy. You're crying. Um, yeah, that I'm just glad that this all worked out.
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  uh i i knew i knew that you would be able to have a family one day and i'm just really happy
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  okay well this is is a shock um i guess the um the t-man implant didn't work so i guess you're
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  gonna have to oh i thought oh i'm so sorry i thought you when you told me you were using
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  dong bags i i thought well okay she she waiting until she ready and now she ready now nine months from now you going to have a beautiful little miracle coming out of that garage
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  Okay, it's starting to make more sense.
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  I'm so sorry.
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  I thought this was good news.
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  I thought you wanted to start a family.
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  Well, when we were ready, I was going to.
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  I don't know how I feel about a little pussy invader coming out.
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  That's, oh, well, look at you looking, using medical terms, see?
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  I'm sorry, I spend a lot of time online.
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  No, no, no, that's what we call them.
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  They're pussy invaders.
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  Excuse me, excuse me, doctor.
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  Yes.
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  I'm sorry I'm so late.
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  Here's the suction cups that you wanted to demonstrate the melon juicing process for your patient.
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  Oh, yes.
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  Yeah, yeah.
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  So your melons are going to get big and juicy.
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  They're going to get really big and juicy.
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  No, no, no.
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  Your chest melons.
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  Oh, I'm sorry.
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  I'm still learning about this stuff.
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  Oh, I'm so sorry.
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  Again, ugh.
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  I'm around medical stuff all day long.
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  I forget that the layman isn't familiar with the terminology.
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  Oh.
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  Well, I just want to be prepared.
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  If for whatever reason, the, um, the PI has a problem coming out.
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  You can say pussy invader.
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  Thanks.
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  If the pussy invader has a hard time coming out, is, is there a special name I need to
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  know about for the C-section?
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  Oh yeah.
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  Uh, we call that a sunroof.
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  Oh, okay.
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  Why just out of curiosity, why not a moonroof?
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  if the baby's born at night.
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  Oh, sorry, I said baby.
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  That's okay.
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  That's all right.
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  You're learning the terms.
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  It's all new.
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  Don't worry about it.
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  No, if you want to call it a moonroof,
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  you can call it a moonroof.
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  I'm not going to be all medically...
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  What's the word I'm looking for?
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  I'm not going to be a dick about it.
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  I'm not going to be a medical dick about it.
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  Okay.
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  So just use whatever terminology
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  you're comfortable with.
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  Now
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  I'm going to have to
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  Could you put your
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  Put those
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  Getting around sticks
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  Up in these stirrups
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  Absolutely
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  I'm going to have to get it up close
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  Look at that crotch
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  Okay let me just
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  I'm just sorry
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  I hope I don't tell
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  What's
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  I don't know what you would call it
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  All I know is queef
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  That the medical derm Oh it hasn been changed yet That good No no Some things should stay Yeah Some things are classics for a reason Okay Well there it is
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  Okay.
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  Oh, all right.
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  Well, everything.
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  Oh, cold hands, Dr. Spelunker.
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  Sorry.
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  Well, Dr. Spelunker forgets sometimes that, yeah, I'm just so used to diving in.
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  Everything, everything appears tasty down there.
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  Oh, I'm sorry.
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  That's what we call normal in the medical community.
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  Oh, I kind of like that.
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  It makes things seem less sterile.
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  Yeah, no.
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  Can I ask a question?
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  I'm so scared to ask this.
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  Yeah.
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  How are my chicken drops?
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  Your chicken drops?
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  Yeah.
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  Sorry if it's okay for me to say my eggs.
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  Oh.
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  I'm trying here.
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  Uh,
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  we call them,
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  uh,
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  big old sperm's best friend.
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  Oh,
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  yeah.
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  Sorry.
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  That's again,
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  the medical term chicken drops.
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  Uh,
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  that's a fun colloquial saying though.
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  Excuse me,
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  doctor.
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  I'm back.
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  Oh yeah.
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  We have your patient's blood work.
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  Oh,
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  oh,
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  she's here.
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  Oh,
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  oh dear.
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  I'm so sorry.
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  You can say it.
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  Oh,
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  well,
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  the official diagnosis for what you're doing,
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  have is rank
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  whore syndrome.
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  Smelly whore syndrome
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  in the United Kingdom.
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  Oh.
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  What?
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  I'm just the nurse. I'm sorry. I'll let the doctor explain.
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  Well.
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  What the hell? Sorry, I was hoping
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  it wouldn't come to this, but
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  What is that? Look, your crotch is
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  tasty. Pussy invader
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  looks nice and normal.
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  Rank and tasty? That's my diagnosis?
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  Rancor
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  I believe it was Rancor
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  That's right, I remember now
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  Well, can I ask an insensitive question?
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  Sure
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  Is it too late
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  To
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  Defend the castle?
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  See you.