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#65 - Colin & Joe of Performance Auto Solutions · After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports

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What's going on guys? We're here again with another
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episode of Faction Motorsports After Hours podcast.
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On today's episode we have Joe and Colin of Performance Auto
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Solutions. They are a Subaru tuning shop
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located in Long Island, New York.
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The and Colin's been a really good friend of mine for
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shockingly over 10 years I think, which is crazy to say.
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But yeah, we we met at club loose and or street drifting in
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Queens at some point. We we weren't really sure about
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this. We go over it in the podcast.
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Yeah. So I wanted to have Colin come
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out and you know basically tell us about his company and
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everything they're doing over there and I didn't think it'd be
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that big of a deal. You know Long Island's not that
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far away. Well, it took them six hours to
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get here 4 1/2. Now I'm trying to correct me,
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let's just say 5 hours for dramatic effect.
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It took them five hours to get here, which is insane because
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they probably are about an hour and a half away.
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Anyway, thank you guys so much for coming out here.
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I really appreciate it. Yeah, I hope you guys enjoy this
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one. There are this is probably the
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Hello. I'm just like I call texting.
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I'm just waiting. Nah, put in the chat that we're
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going live. Mics are hot.
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Let me know when my mic is hot. You're good.
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Shit. Well, welcome everybody.
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The Faction After Hours podcast. Thank you for tuning in.
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Even after those technical difficulties.
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We're here to bring you 2 guests. 2 guests that I've
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personally just met. You guys are cool.
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We have Joe and Colin. From Performance Auto Solutions
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in Long Island. Yes, damn Malcolm on point with
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the clap. Yeah, that We had a live
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audience say what's up to the I love just the parts wall.
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I told them everything on the parts wall was free.
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Is that true? No, it's not I.
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Also said everything on that wall was just garbage.
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Oh, that might be true. That might be true.
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Wait, before we get before we get started, do you want to
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explain to the listeners as well as myself what Performance auto
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solutions is? Yeah, Joe, you do that.
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Oh man, yeah. OK, Cool.
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Joe is gonna do it. So Performance, Well Solutions
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is a Subaru centric performance tuning shop.
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I mean, we do regular maintenance that's like maybe 1%
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of our business, but more of it is engine assembly and you fight
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Dino tuning. Damn, do you have a tuner?
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I think I read that you have a tuner, right?
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Now that's you, yeah. You had to go to school.
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For that and stuff, kinda not really.
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You did cuz like I would. I would put that in every e-mail
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like, you know, certified. Ohh yeah I am certified from
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like Cobb and stuff like that but.
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Are you certified by anyone else?
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No, I never wanted to tell like anything else, like.
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No, I mean you are HP Academy. Yeah, I mean all that kind of
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stuff, But yeah, why doesn't HP Academy give you like an award
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or something? Like a plaque?
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Here's the. Certificate.
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I really can give you certificate.
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Actually I think you can print a certificate after every like
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course. Yeah, why don't you try harder?
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Dude, what? I think it's great man.
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Certainly get a certificate from open source tuning.
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Yeah, it's not really a thing. What does that mean?
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I don't. I don't have.
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Here we go. We're diving into it right now.
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Open source. OK, perfect.
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Perfect open source, so it's like anyone can do whatever they
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want to the software like it's. It's a community supported.
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Community supported tuning software.
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Well, open source, that's what. Open source.
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So like there's open source, like video games or yeah, the
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software, you know what I mean? So like think of a game where
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like the code is open for anyone to adjust.
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So. You can have your version of the
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game, or he can have his version.
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That's how the tuning software is.
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So what if you download a Bunk 1?
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There, there is bunk. Shit.
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That's that's not idiot proof then.
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Not open source people like, so anyone can do it.
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So it's probably the main cause of brick DC use out there.
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Yeah, and that's like something super.
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You could do that with a Subaru, right?
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You could do open source. Yeah, and I think Subaru and
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probably Evos are the biggest open source.
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Yeah, that's what I remember. How long have you guys been
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doing this? 10 years.
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No, we talked about this in the car.
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We're going on 9 now. OK.
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Yeah, very different from 10. 8-9 It's like, right there.
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Damn. And it's been you 2 the whole
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time. Yeah.
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How do you two know each other? Staff.
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Yeah, well, well, I'm saying like it was you two that started
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it. Yeah.
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How did you How do you guys know each other?
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This like so the Performance Auto Solutions name was started
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prior. We did buy the.
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Oh yeah, yeah. We bought a sinking ship and
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then we just right sided it pretty quick.
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But I worked for the original performance of the solutions as
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an employee. And just interest in.
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Moonlight as an engine builder. That's common.
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Yeah, and I'm an actual employee.
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I just so you come in. I would come in when they were
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like in. Desperate need.
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And did they work on Subarus from the beginning?
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Yeah, they did so. It originally starts as I worked
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at the dealership. Subaru dealership?
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Yeah, and I feel like I'm too loud.
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No, you're not. Bring bring that mic to you.
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Really. Yeah, and then why I told?
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You you weren't gonna hold it the whole time.
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Well, if I was you. I feel like Colin likes to talk
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with his hands. Let him talk with his hands.
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No, actually. I just feel.
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Like you actually. Hold the mic in your lap like
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this. Yeah, it'll be fine.
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Just talking and trust me, be as loud as.
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You should I Should I bend over more?
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No, no, no. You're good.
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I'm doing this too bro. Why have I not been doing this
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from the GET? This ain't bad at all.
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You look like you're talking nice and comfortably now.
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You're like in a couch. Oh my God.
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Jesus. Anyway, any Yeah.
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Anywho. OK.
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You were building engines there and you No.
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So I worked at the Subaru dealership, the owner of the
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dealership who wasn't too much older than us.
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I guess he's like 10 years older than us.
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What? That's kind of a lot, no?
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How old is Dave? Like he could be our dad.
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No, he's not that old. How old are?
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You. He's totally like 56.
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Yeah, we're not that young anymore.
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How old are you, 38? Yeah, all right.
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So anyway, he's a little older than us.
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Are you going to answer me? Collin's 38, I'm 36, yeah.
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That's good. What?
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You guys look great. What the fuck?
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Am I supposed to look bad? No, I mean like Frankie was.
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Look at me. Look at me.
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Wait. How old are you?
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40? Like shit, it's because.
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You don't. Cut your hair.
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How old are? You.
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I'm 28. Oh, no.
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Yeah, no. These.
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That's the young side of the. Yeah, but Asian don't reason,
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you know, are you? Asian.
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Yeah, I'm Asian. Are you Filipino?
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Yeah, haha. It's crazy, right?
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Because I'm like not a. Nurse, I knew that connection
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was happening. I knew that was happening, like.
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I was proud of. Yeah, I guess so, yeah.
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I'm not a doctor. But you know why?
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You know, doctor, OK, I only. I only hire Phil.
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That's true. There's faction is consistent.
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Yeah, well, there's a lot of Filipinos in New Jersey.
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Well, hey, Zeusa. They kind of ruined it.
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Diversity. Diversity in the workplace.
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What can I say? Faction is in it.
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I find we have a full diversity hire.
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I feel like this is like a hot topic.
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We should probably, like, not talk.
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Oh no, that's fine. That's fine.
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What? Malcolm, show the camera.
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Show yourself. Well, I'll tell you right now.
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I'll tell you right now. I don't hire white people.
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That's. Not me.
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That's I don't hire. White people.
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I mean, I know that crazy. Why are they cheap?
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They all know. That can we ask why they don't
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work? You know how I know, cuz I'm one
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of them. That's.
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Crazy. When I worked at Nissan I didn't
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work. I just found ways to get out of
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doing everything and still made money.
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I'm. I don't want that here, Collins.
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Like I can really. I'm straight and battle.
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What the fuck is that Crazy. I don't know.
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No, you sound like pretty much chocolate today.
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Any employee I've ever heard. You sound just like them.
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Motherfucker, I knew this was going to be a good one.
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So yeah, I don't know. I just, you know, they come in,
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you know, if they're white. Saying they if.
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They're white. What do you mean they if they're
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white, they only already got a strike against him that?
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Was insane. He already got a strike.
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Against you. That's in, so let's see if you
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could build it back up after that.
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That's crazy. So you knew each other ten years
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ago? I.
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Literally have three no longer than that.
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No. Yeah.
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So me and Joe. I mean, I could tell you how
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Colin and I met. Yeah, go ahead.
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I was running a blog back then. I didn't even have a car.
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We're just taking pictures. And then we were making vinyl
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stickers. He it was a flat out vinyl,
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right? That was your old company.
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Do you remember that? Yeah, he was making vinyl
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stickers in his cellar. It was super damp down there.
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And he was in a basement, like, like you had to go outside and
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then down a dungeon door and then that's where I would make
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stickers. Dude, I've been watching so many
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like, abandoned bunker. Like guy like just walks down
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into this shit. That's what I'm picturing when
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you said the word damp so. It was very damp.
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No, it wasn't very bomb shelter. You could.
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Curl the vinyl. Survive a tornado down there.
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That's sick. That might be an added benefit.
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I think so, yeah. But you can still print vinyl in
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that. No.
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So now we print vinyl in. No, I'm leaning on that.
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Don't touch it. Yeah, Okay, I'm leaning on it.
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Don't touch it. What would Sorry, I'm like
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trying not. To So we were making vinyl
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stickers and then I just never left right.
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I guess that's. Yeah, Joe used to just hang out
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and then I used to work super late.
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I used to work in the city and Joe would just be at my house
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when I got. I'd be like, you coming home
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soon. We're hungry.
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Like I was sitting there with his girlfriend, like he's in,
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We're, he's in Maine right now, putting the door in or
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something. Wait till he gets here.
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And then we'd go to Applebee's and talk about how we're gonna
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open a shop one day. I feel like this is very like I
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relate to this. Most business owners probably
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it's the. Same Frankie fucking likes
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Applebee's, so I think that's what got.
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Great two fers. Yeah, here's the thing about
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Applebee's. Oh my.
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God, now you're gonna. Trigger the Applebee's
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community. Dude, you.
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I don't know about you guys. Everyone.
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I go to Applebee's with art. We're fucked.
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The second you get home, you're fucked.
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You better have a toilet nearby. Yes, like it's bad.
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I mean, the food is not great, eh?
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Yeah, no, I like it. But it's open late.
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It is only. It's a fun place to go hang out
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and eat, but then you're just like, I gotta.
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I got to know what I'm doing in the next hour.
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I can't be doing anything weird. I got to be going.
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Home and just don't go on a hike after no.
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Not. Do that.
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A lot of gut movement. Yeah, dude, here's one of the
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things that I think is funny when you walk into an Applebee's
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is that you look around and you see all the people on the walls
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from the high schools around the area.
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And I'm like. What the?
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Fuck am I looking at this bowling team while I'm eating my
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quesadillas? I always try to look around when
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I was younger. Do I know anyone from me?
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Yeah, I always did it too. And like, no one was recognized.
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I think it was fake. No, they were totally real.
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I mean, the pictures were real and the schools were real, but
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the people in them? You think they superimposed like
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Applebee's just went, like, out of their way to just change some
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pictures? Well, let's think about.
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It Are they really going to every single school in the
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county and getting all of the stuff?
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There's a lot of shit. That doesn't sound very hard to
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view your books. It's probably way easier for
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them to just find the school like.
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You know, colors and stuff and then just put faces.
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Dude, I think we just found a conspiracy.
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And. They wouldn't have to deal with
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anyone getting like, there's my picture up there.
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I want like, publicity. That, that's my concern.
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They're all just actors like they they're they got paid to
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take photos and now they just turn every Applebee's.
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I feel like it's so easy to trigger people now that I feel
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like if that did happen and it was like non consent, there was
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a picture of a kid on the wall, oh it'd be a.
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Crazy. Yeah.
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Fight. Well, then they start changing
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Applebee's. Like, I don't know when, Maybe
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like 10 years ago or a little less.
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And like, I think they started taking all the shit off the
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walls and everything. Now it's like very boring, I
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feel like. Frankie.
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We were when's. The last time you've been
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Applebee's, I haven't been out. Wasn't that time?
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Wasn't it? Boring though.
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No, it's the same shit. Same shit I picture it right
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now. That gross ass green carpet and
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shit they used to have like things hanging off the walls
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like. They, you know, they used to
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have a I feel like they had like shit hang like airplanes and.
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Stuff, yes. OK, wait, like suspended items?
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Yeah, like old skis and stuff. 10 years ago you walk into an
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Applebee's. I want you to describe to me
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what's in your brain. All right, you walk in and you
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look up and there's like this old wood, like bear trap, just
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like hanging from the wall. And then it's like, it's like a
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kayak. And then there's like a baseball
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bat and like. It sounds like a bass probe.
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Of the new field high school like you know, football team
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from 1980s and Catholic. Yeah, and what happened to that?
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It's there, bro. No, it's not.
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What are you thinking? It's not.
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Clear. Is it there?
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There's nothing on it's just, it's just the the the kids on
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the wall. It's no like.
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They're not the trinkets anymore.
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There's not. Somebody in the chat chat has
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just said. Now they're legit.
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He knows somebody on the wall or they know somebody who's on the
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wall. So it exists like there's a
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connection. No way.
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That's totally an Applebee's bot.
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That's a. Bot That's a bot or Applebee's
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paying them off. That's.
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It. That's insane.
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Yeah, nice try. Nice try.
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OK, how come we never go to Chili's?
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I was just gonna say, what's your Applebee's versus Chili's?
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Who's the Chili's? I think Chili's.
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I like Southwestern. That's a number.
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I'll eat a gajillion of those. I'll chime in right now.
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I like Fridays more than all of them.
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Oh. That is a failing.
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Company. Fridays is definitely the first
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of that of that trend, I think Hot stickers.
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Aren't they all? Owned.
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By. The probably by.
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The same company. I just know that when a Macaroni
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grill goes out of business, the Chili's next door stays in place
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and that's that says something I never really.
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I went to Chili's once in the last 15 years.
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I'm willing to change. I'm pretty sure I'm willing to
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change this tonight, all right? I'm not going to.
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I got a long drive home. You guys, and you know the
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bathroom rule would happen. Yeah, you guys, you're a.
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Fucking long drive home. Can we talk about this?
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Can we talk about? Living.
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Wait, yeah. So we did mention that the shop
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was in Long Island. Yeah, because we're going to
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somehow bring this back. I want to train.
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Long Island. In, yeah.
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On it's. You're on Long Island.
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Shut the hell up. You're in Long Island.
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That's the thing. I did call it its own little
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civilization. Considering it took you guys 4
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hours to get here today, that's insane to me.
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I think it took. When did we leave?
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3:00, We left 3:00. We got here at 7:30.
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That's insane to me. And The thing is, like when you
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told me you were leaving, I went on there and I was like, oh,
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it's gonna take him 2 1/2 hours. They're gonna be here at six on
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the dot. That's gonna be crazy.
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We were when we got in the car. And they actually looked up
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helicopter rides. It's like take a helicopter.
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There. What's the going rate?
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If you pulled up here in a helicopter, that would be.
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Monumental. Would we blow the Subi Bots guy
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out of the water? Yes, maybe the.
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Next episode we should just take a helicopter here for a full
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that would be awesome. So apparently you can take a
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helicopter from JFK to Manhattan like it's a regular thing.
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Yeah, Uber owns it. It's called Uber Copter.
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So original. And it's not even that much
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money. They couldn't even think how
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much is not that much money. 200 bucks?
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Okay. That's.
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It's kind of reasonable. You guys should just do that
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for. I mean, yeah, for real.
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It cuts down on a 2 hour ride. Yeah, wait, 200 bucks?
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200 bucks for a helicopter from JFK to downtown Manhattan.
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It's like a 5 minute helicopter ride.
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That's pretty. Sick versus like a how long, How
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many hour drive? Probably hour and a half on a
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good day. OK, I'm feeling a little spicy.
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I just got paid. I would do it.
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Same I would 100% do. It but $200.00 and worse things.
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Yeah, but living on Long Island does that.
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OK? Does that become kind of?
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No. Does it become kind of annoying?
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Yeah, because you're trapped. Right, it's been annoying since
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day one. OK.
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It's like the best, worst place. Yeah, it does have a lot of
17:56
perks. I call it New Jersey Parks.
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Give me some perks for Long Island.
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I mean, you're on for Long Island peeps.
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It's like you could it has like vacation qualities to it.
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You know you're on an island, if you do anything ocean related or
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like boat or or you know something like that, it's like
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the it's like down the road. You know what?
18:17
What's the what was the car scene like when you guys first
18:19
started Performance Auto Solutions?
18:22
There's more Subarus on Long Island than anywhere else.
18:24
I don't understand that. Yeah, we're in Subaru country.
18:26
There's tons of Subarus out there.
18:27
Like I said, it's New Jersey part too.
18:29
Like, I feel like, yeah, New York City's right in the middle.
18:32
Like you gotta go new. York City, it's not too
18:34
different from like Jersey Shore, I'd say that's what's
18:36
kind of, you know, like this, like if you included like the
18:39
water aspect of it. Yeah, OK.
18:41
I mean, I I definitely have a lot of friends that are from
18:45
that area. And I never understood why it
18:48
takes them so long to get out. Go to a drift event, yeah.
18:52
Because, and now I'm picturing Oh my God, like it's like club.
18:56
Through there, yeah. Club Loose for me was always a 3
18:59
1/2 four hour ride. I remember that.
19:01
I always remember that. Yo, that Collin's on the way.
19:03
Yo, they're coming down. Oh, they're hours away and the
19:05
events over soon. They're like, OK, well, I guess
19:08
they're not coming. OK, wait, so you you mentioned
19:12
Club Loose. Did you drift at one point?
19:14
Did both either of you? Did you drift?
19:16
No. Joe.
19:17
Tried Joe I. Tried I had like a drift vet all
19:19
set up and then like. A vet I.
19:22
Just, yeah, Joe had a perfect drift car last year and.
19:25
It was like six months ago. And Vet's are he's big right
19:28
now. It was perfect.
19:30
I drove it once or twice and it was like.
19:31
I was like this is cheating. Yeah.
19:34
Why don't I have this car? It's not good you didn't like.
19:36
It no, it's cheating. It's so good.
19:38
It's. Cheating.
19:38
I thought you said it was. No, no, no.
19:40
I mean it is cheap. The Corvette is a piece of shit.
19:43
What are you talking? About Other than that, it's
19:46
cheating. It drifts.
19:47
Perfect. Yeah.
19:48
Interesting. I always feel like you're like
19:52
way back here when you should be like, up here, yeah.
19:55
You know you. Mean like the hood is long.
19:57
No. Like where you're sitting
19:58
physically. Is it in relation to the
20:02
dashboard? No, the front of the car, like
20:04
the hood, is long. Yeah, the episode was a 240.
20:06
If you look at yourself in a 240, you're sitting on top of
20:09
the back tire. I mean, I am.
20:11
Not like a Corvette though. Yeah, we there's some high
20:14
difference here. Yeah, yeah, at least.
20:16
I am. Shit, my 240 has the floor cut
20:20
out of it and lowered 6 inches. Yeah.
20:24
Yeah, it's a 240 is not the same as a Corvette for us.
20:27
A Corvette is like, I feel like you're literally on the rear
20:30
top. Okay.
20:31
The only thing I gotta say about Corvettes is like, every time I
20:33
put one on the lift, I'm just like, why am I looking at like,
20:35
angle iron under here? Like, who built this thing?
20:37
Yeah, like the rear, like axle. That, yeah, and.
20:40
Something like the rear spring, I'm sure.
20:41
Right dude, the front rat support.
20:43
It literally looks like they went to Home Depot and like,
20:45
just tacked it together. There's some stuff about
20:47
Corvettes that just totally suck.
20:49
But I mean, they're good at drifting.
20:51
It comes with an LS in it, yeah. Just say how's where the LS is
20:54
calling. Just accept it.
20:56
Probably there's some cool things, but of course that.
20:58
It has a heads up display, mostly, not the interior.
21:03
The only thing I like about the interior is it reminds me of a
21:05
Trans Am from the 90s. It reminds me of a work truck.
21:10
Yeah, it's a pile of shit. You're right, it does.
21:12
It just reminds me of a must like that era of American car,
21:16
if you touch it and I feel like it just.
21:18
Just doesn't I feel attacked. Right now, it doesn't.
21:21
What doesn't? It doesn't.
21:22
It doesn't have like that tactile durability that I'm yeah
21:25
like push through the dashboard like you touch it and you're
21:28
like that might break. You guys need.
21:29
To learn lots. Of things like I don't.
21:30
Know what kind of what? What truck do you have?
21:32
You have a truck. What truck?
21:33
Yeah, I got a 2012 GMC. Normally I got a I got a 2002
21:38
Silverado, so I feel like my interiors would probably be
21:41
similar to that Corvette. OK I.
21:43
Mean wouldn't. Your.
21:44
Your. I had no five vet.
21:46
It was nice, yeah. But your truck, it was a C.
21:48
Sixer Yeah, it's like 6. Years, I will say after 2002 the
21:51
interiors just started dropping immediately for Chevrolet so.
21:54
But that that C6, OK, I thought we were talking about a C.
21:58
Five, dude. My C6 was fucking gas, bro.
22:01
No, it's great cars. I like the C6 more than the C.
22:04
Five the column. The one time you drifted, my
22:06
vet, it was like the longest you've ever drifted
22:08
consecutively without the car breaking, you know?
22:14
Yeah. Let's hear about your drift car.
22:17
Colin, you gotta. I pulled it out of the the
22:21
garden. The garden recently.
22:23
Excuse me? It's always.
22:25
Just getting fertilized. My 2 forty's.
22:27
Been sitting in my backyard for the last two years.
22:29
Just waiting. OK, I can relate for the right
22:33
time. Yeah.
22:34
And recently they started a drift event on Long Island, I
22:38
heard. Just like yes.
22:40
Like God's gift because it takes me 4 hours to go everywhere.
22:44
Yeah, so this is the first time they've ever had a legit event.
22:50
Plug it so that people can go to it.
22:52
Yeah, people should totally sign up for it, even if you're not
22:54
from Long Island. Just it's just called Long
22:56
Island Drifts, right? But then we gotta drive 3 hours.
22:59
Yeah, but like, take one for the team.
23:02
We've done it for so long. You should.
23:04
I chose to be here. Is that at that?
23:08
Empty at the empty airfield. Yeah, where like I used to drift
23:11
forever, so. I want to hear more about that.
23:14
And this is a big allegedly, yeah.
23:16
Yeah. Podcast Huge, allegedly.
23:18
Yeah, alleged. I remember hearing about that
23:21
place from all you guys and I never made it there.
23:23
Yeah. So it's no you.
23:26
Don't have to blow up the spot. No, I mean now they have real
23:28
place now. So it happens it's a Grumman's
23:31
old Airfield where they built the F14 Tomcat.
23:36
What so much history you just. Don't.
23:38
Don't do it. Don't.
23:39
You. He's more of a nerd than me.
23:41
Look at him. I knew.
23:41
I turned Frankie up at the airplane.
23:43
Yeah. That was sick.
23:44
He got planes off. So, yeah, so it's it's where
23:47
they built at fourteens and that's the runway where they
23:50
would like test him. What the fuck?
23:52
That's kind of fucking cool. So we're going, here's they have
23:55
one like, on the display. Really.
23:56
Yeah. Yeah, it's like up on like a
23:58
like a pedestal. Just paying for that shit.
24:00
I mean, it was Grumman's property.
24:01
So they just left it there. They just left it there, yeah.
24:03
Now here's what I. What my only gripe is, is I see
24:07
that runway and I wanna do like a fourth gear, like full blown
24:13
entry, but the layout right now that they have going and I'm
24:16
sure they'll revise it eventually.
24:18
It's like you just start drifting.
24:20
They just have like a kidney kind of thing set up.
24:23
It's, it's. Like the second event?
24:25
Yeah, yeah, it's so this network.
24:27
There's like they're working on it.
24:28
Yeah. So they the first thing they
24:29
started was a drag strip there and that was last year and it
24:35
took like, you know, years and years of people convincing the
24:38
town that let them do this. So they finally got a drag strip
24:42
going. And then as of recently, some
24:44
kids from the island set it up with the drag strip people to to
24:49
let them do a drift track. But they don't know what the
24:51
Hell's going on. You know, like they're they're
24:54
older and they don't understand drifting at all.
24:56
Yeah, I mean it's cool regardless.
24:57
Well, you tell them. They built a drag strip.
24:59
Yeah, really does that, exactly. There's a lot of it's filled all
25:02
the time. It's crazy how many people wanna
25:04
go drag racing. Well, especially you built a
25:05
drag strip where there's nothing.
25:07
So yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, no, it's a great place for
25:11
it, yeah. But yeah, so they still have a
25:14
lot to learn about what would be a cool drift track and stuff
25:17
like that. They're only letting them use
25:18
this little area, but it's listen, it's 100% better than
25:25
nothing. Yeah, it's 100% better than
25:26
breaking. And it probably takes.
25:27
Less than an hour, hopefully. It takes me 15 minutes to get
25:30
there. So it's like I put my I like I
25:34
wake up at a regular time, I go down to the shop, I put tires on
25:38
my wheels, and then I put the car in the trailer and on the
25:41
early you. Know.
25:43
Yeah. That's a versus.
25:44
Slacks. Versus 4I would leave a Friday
25:48
like is like I'd usually try to leave work early, leave on a
25:52
Friday, get to the track, sleep in my truck, wake up, drift on
25:57
Saturday if it's not a two day event, drive home and get home
26:01
at like 2:00 in the morning. Yeah.
26:03
So you had to leave early to like a day early?
26:05
Yeah. Day early and like, you'd be out
26:08
all night? Yeah.
26:10
Cat. Long Island, man, That's like
26:12
being. I don't know how the fuck you do
26:14
that. It sucks, yeah.
26:15
It's really expensive to go racing from Long Island.
26:18
That. Yeah, and you guys do other
26:19
stuff too. I mean, you race.
26:21
Yes, have a truck car, right. Yeah, Moore was about to ask
26:23
about that. Yeah, we mostly do Rd. racing
26:26
now. That's it, cuz I mean Subaru.
26:29
They're still not. They're not very good at Rd.
26:31
racing. Are they not?
26:32
There's a lot of people working really hard to make them kind of
26:34
fast. Yeah, listen, they're, they're,
26:37
they're not bad. But once you get into the
26:40
competitive world of like Rd. racing, like there's so many
26:43
better cars. Where does it fail?
26:45
Cuz I feel like you know the on paper, it's like they they turn.
26:49
The steer. They turn the steer.
26:51
Yeah, I've always heard that about.
26:53
So like when you're trying to take a turn, you know way too
26:56
fast. It just wants to push and you
26:58
can't go through the turn as fast as someone who can, like
27:01
get a car to turn and rotate through the.
27:03
Corner and no one's figured out like a no.
27:05
I mean, like a lot of people have figured out stuff, but
27:08
unfortunately most of the Subaru world thinks just just add more
27:12
horsepower. Oh my.
27:13
God, it works. I mean, it makes it faster, but
27:16
if you're racing door to like if you want to race door to door,
27:20
there's a horsepower limit so it doesn't work that like for time
27:22
attack, it's fine. Like you have an unlimited class
27:24
time attack, are you just throw more horsepower on it, which is
27:27
OK? But then it's just the money run
27:29
then. Yeah, like who has most money
27:31
just to go faster? I don't like that.
27:33
Yeah, no, that's. Either because I don't have all
27:34
the money, that's like a big problem.
27:37
There facts. Fuck.
27:39
But what about like? OK.
27:42
I mean, I guess that means alignment is probably important.
27:46
Yeah, like I would have like some wild toe out set up on the
27:49
front and fucking is. That is that normal?
27:52
I don't know anything about. I don't know anything.
27:54
Drift car I guess, right? Kind of like 0 camera in the
27:57
rear and as much camera in the front as we can get.
27:59
No, no. Why?
28:00
We've run tons of camera in the rear.
28:01
Yeah, it was tons to camber both ways.
28:02
There's more camber probably in my race car than there is in the
28:06
drift car. The drift car has positive
28:08
camber in the rear like for like tire Ware.
28:11
Yeah. I feel.
28:12
Like I don't have. I don't know if I would run
28:15
positive. Well we just don't want to do it
28:17
cuz we don't like how it looks, but it is better.
28:19
I appreciate what's the point of going fast?
28:21
It doesn't look cool. Yeah, that's true.
28:22
I did the slammed drift car thing for so long, it just never
28:26
worked. The car would just break
28:27
immediately. So wait, so you drifted first?
28:31
Or you were into the Subaru thing?
28:32
We. Gotta get him up.
28:33
I gotta get car. I'll photo your car.
28:37
I was into Subarus first. OK, then got bored of Subarus
28:43
because, you know, I did it for a long time and then started
28:47
drifting, which I always thought was cool, but I didn't know like
28:49
much about two 40s. And then some kids that I knew
28:53
back home were like super in the two 40s and they got me into it.
28:57
Was that Dougal? Yeah, Dougal.
28:58
And like Bill and Biddle, he's so funny.
29:00
The island slide. Where is error?
29:02
Yeah, the island slide, island slide error and.
29:06
Those were the good old days. They were, they were great days.
29:09
Those were like, I was trying to tell some kid this the other day
29:12
about this drift event we just went to.
29:14
It felt like Club Loose felt like 10 years ago, or more like
29:18
when you went there and it was just like a bunch of sweaty
29:22
dudes with no shirt on, no coordination, you know, like
29:26
anything kind of went and you were there, sweating your ass
29:29
off and you had the best time. Yeah, I do miss that.
29:32
I try to, I try to explain to people like.
29:35
But there's really no way to explain, like, the difference
29:38
between now and then. Yeah, I've no phones.
29:41
I haven't been to Jersey in a while.
29:43
Phones were like just starting to like Instagram was.
29:48
Instagram was like maybe a thing, but it wasn't a big
29:50
thing. Yeah, I think it just came out.
29:52
Yeah, back then. When did Instagram become a
29:55
virus? Probably around like 2016
29:58
fifteen. I feel like somewhere around no,
30:00
what's going to be that probably 2010?
30:01
Well, I mean, like, when did it start?
30:03
Like, really? Oh, like ruining people in
30:04
momentum. I feel like it was around then.
30:06
Before that, I feel like it was just kind of like a fun thing.
30:09
Like Facebook. Yeah, but.
30:11
Remember when Facebook had pokes?
30:13
Yes, I missed that a lot. That's.
30:14
Probably how you would. That's sliding in the DM, I
30:16
feel. Like that only members poked me.
30:18
I was like, I know, Uncle John, I see.
30:20
All right, all right. Don't.
30:23
Don't poke me. Please.
30:25
Not there. I'm not nine years old anymore.
30:28
We are family. Do you have?
30:29
No, he just, I'm just like he just he, you know this guy still
30:32
sends me Dm's. I just don't answer no
30:34
disrespect to him and he's just like he chats a lot.
30:36
I'm like, I'm doing stuff, man. I don't do anything on Facebook
30:39
besides shop. Facebook Marketplace is a
30:42
disease. Yeah, talk.
30:44
To this. Guy about that fucking right in
30:47
there, dude. I mean all day.
30:50
You're bored. You're bored.
30:52
I'm buying. Let me let me.
30:55
But I mean, I was just as bad of a Craigslist back in the day.
30:57
Yo, what are? You shopping for right now in
30:59
Facebook Marketplace? Right now, yeah.
31:01
Open it. Open.
31:01
It. Let's ask both.
31:02
Of that. Open it.
31:03
Open up your Facebook marketplace.
31:04
I want to see those you know how just like the top picks or
31:07
whatever. Oh what what do you got?
31:09
Cuz I will read off what's on my I.
31:10
Didn't even know this. Was the thing.
31:11
This is the thing like there's an algorithm for the
31:13
marketplace. So I got it.
31:15
What do you? What do you have?
31:16
Oh shit, I might buy. This give me, give me one, give
31:18
me one deal. I've got a great deal like.
31:20
What does it tell us? What it is, It's a Garmin radar
31:23
unit for the boat. Ooh, you have a boat?
31:26
Yeah, fuck. Fuck Father on Islands.
31:29
Yeah, you have a boat that's crazy.
31:30
You're rich. Joe has a boat too.
31:32
You have a boat too, Yeah. You guys ever race them?
31:35
I mean, I guess we did one. I would never race, not be able
31:38
to, yeah. I think the first day we raced
31:39
the boats, the first moment we got.
31:43
Out when they we put them both in the water the same day and we
31:46
raced them that second. I have a 2002 Toyota Camry
31:50
sedan, 12 bucks. And he'll probably barking at
31:53
that board with. You anything, Toyota?
31:55
That's on the, That's on the home are.
31:56
You trying to DoorDash or something with that thing?
31:58
No, I like, I like. I don't remember why, but cars
32:01
under $2000 are the funnest shit ever.
32:04
They're like hard to find now. It's that's why when you find
32:06
one, you're like, what's my options here, Saturn?
32:09
You don't need that, Carl. Dude, Frankie.
32:12
Yes, I might. I might.
32:13
Why? I don't know.
32:15
Dude, you need to fucking delete that thing.
32:17
What Car do you drive now? I have a Toyota Sequoia Okay and
32:20
I also have a I have a IS300 too.
32:23
Okay. And then I have it no just.
32:25
Trying to You're trying to add a Camry to the fleet.
32:27
Yo, anything, Toyota? And then he'll pull up in and be
32:29
like, yo, this is the sickest fucking.
32:31
Remember the Celica I had? Yeah, and you did the same shit.
32:34
That shit was so nice. Yo, this is the sickest Celica
32:38
base model and it's automatic. $1000 It was the best It was in
32:42
the best condition ever. Did you flip it?
32:44
I got the Sequoia. Oh, wow.
32:47
I mean, it was in good condition, but like, who cares?
32:49
No rust. I've never seen rockers and and
32:51
pinch welds that straight in my. Life Colin was on Facebook
32:54
Marketplace. Yeah, he found something
32:55
literally messaging that guy. No.
32:58
Were you that guy? Is this still available?
33:00
No, I told him. Like, can I come by that
33:02
tomorrow? You have to say something, Pick
33:04
it up all the way. Now he knows, but you got to say
33:05
something else that isn't that. I don't ever respond to
33:08
anything. If it's like, is this available?
33:10
I want them to say. Like that's just the OEM like
33:12
stock, yeah, yeah, yeah, like the the regular default
33:15
response. Yeah, the default.
33:17
Dude. Facebook Marketplace ruined me.
33:20
But you're right. Craigslist dude.
33:22
Early Craigslist was sick. Great deals on early Craigslist.
33:26
Yo. I like Craigslist better than
33:27
Facebook. Because you're a fucking boomer.
33:29
Yeah. Well, I mean well.
33:31
You like Craigslist better? Yeah.
33:32
Do you still use Craigslist? Craigslist was so much better
33:35
because Facebook is manipulated so much by Facebook.
33:38
It's such a pain, yes. Yeah, also you had to like go
33:41
through, you had to like fill that shit out, like you were
33:44
applying for something. And now I heard that.
33:47
Now you just throw it up. I heard they make you pay to use
33:50
Craigslist now. Oh yeah, like if you sell a car,
33:52
you got to pay like $3. Maybe.
33:54
Oh, OK 3. That's too much for some people,
33:56
though. Dude, it's just better because,
33:59
like if they if they went through all that work to put
34:01
that ad up. They're trying to sell it.
34:02
They're probably. Going to be someone you want to
34:04
deal with versus like all the fucking idiots on Facebook like.
34:07
It's just the accessibility part.
34:09
Because OK, on Craigslist. What I hated when I was on there
34:13
a lot, which I got a majority of my fucking two 40s on
34:16
Craigslist. Is that you would Click to
34:19
e-mail and it would say reply and then you're like OK, there's
34:23
no number there, but there's an e-mail and you don't know if
34:26
this person is going to check their e-mail.
34:27
And that's why I loved it, because it was e-mail.
34:31
Fuck, man. I mean, no, I know what you're
34:33
talking about. Shit, it's so fucking.
34:35
Old, but not really, You're not. Even really that old.
34:38
Look, they're older than me. Yeah, and.
34:40
They're more like I relate more to Colin, like we're boys, we're
34:43
going to hang out and Joe said Joe's around.
34:45
Like this is better? You get this.
34:46
Seem more in tune. Yeah, no, I agree.
34:48
Craigslist was better, but I did agree that the e-mail thing was
34:51
annoying. So.
34:52
I like the missed connections. You guys ever read that on
34:54
Craigslist? They're really nice.
34:56
I posted in that. The what?
34:59
No, you. Like the personal part?
35:00
Like, so Craigslist wasn't just for selling.
35:02
Oh, oh, there's all kinds of other stuff.
35:04
You could get a hooker on there. It was mostly for hookers.
35:06
I guess you could. I don't know.
35:08
Yeah. But there was this section that
35:10
was like Missed Connections. It would be like, I saw this
35:12
girl in McDonald's and like, I loved her dress if you're on
35:16
here. That'd be perfect for you.
35:17
Yeah, you could. Talk No.
35:18
Is that is that your Rizz? Like, let's just put it out
35:21
there and see what comes back. Carl, no, I didn't even know
35:23
about that. Yeah, that was still there.
35:25
Is that still the thing? I don't know if.
35:27
I hope so. There were some.
35:28
Malcolm, can you? Find out there.
35:30
If it if it still has that because.
35:32
We're like ruin your fucking. There used to be like men to
35:35
men, connection and all that. Stuff, right?
35:37
Yeah, like I used to read those too.
35:39
You could easily find some gay sex on there.
35:41
It's not that. Hard That's.
35:42
I'm just saying. Damn so.
35:45
Tries to change. Malcolm pull that up really
35:47
quick. And then send me the link.
35:49
I'm just need to send it to somebody.
35:50
I'm gonna show it to somebody else.
35:52
I just got to. I just got to show them.
35:56
How did this turn into the best podcast I've?
35:58
Ever. No, but.
35:58
But OK. So I use Craigslist methodically
36:02
now because I will go there if it's something that I know I
36:05
want from an older person. Like I told Frankie, we went.
36:08
To the elderly abuse, right. That's what you're saying?
36:10
No. Just.
36:11
It's just using your resources. OK.
36:13
Yeah, I mean, I did look on there sometimes if I'm really
36:16
hunting for something, but I never find.
36:18
You have a spending problem too? I know it.
36:20
I feel it because you just said if I can't find it on Facebook,
36:23
I'm going to go to Craigslist. You've probably got OfferUp on
36:26
your phone now to no, no, I will not deal it off.
36:30
It's such a pile of shit. Yeah, I hate that dude.
36:31
It's the worst app ever. It's not on there category they
36:35
can it's. Well some of them are code like
36:38
if there any. Is there a thing that says
36:40
personal like a category, like it's for sale?
36:42
And then personal, I did hear that they took it off.
36:44
Oh, really? Really.
36:45
Or they took something like that off.
36:47
Somebody, so many people probably got kidnapped.
36:49
Yeah, which is oh. Yeah, that's where the Gilgo
36:51
Murder Girls came from, right? Yeah.
36:53
It's a byproduct, don't mean. The Gilgo Murders.
36:55
We need to hear about. That what is that?
36:57
Oh, is this a long that's a Long Island.
36:59
Thing we don't know about it, we had to tell us.
37:01
Really. Didn't the lights?
37:01
I'm from New Jersey. You never heard anything about
37:03
that? No, it's like a major, like
37:05
serial killer like case. But you just catch the guy,
37:09
right? Well, the supposedly.
37:11
What year? The alleged five years ago,
37:13
maybe. Oh wow, wait, no, no, it was a
37:16
while ago. No, I mean, they just caught the
37:18
guy the other day. So well, he.
37:20
Was hanging out for a while, supposedly.
37:22
Supposedly was. This the guy that they caught at
37:23
a football game recently in Philly?
37:26
No, no. They were at an eagle.
37:27
That's like, isn't that the guy who escaped from?
37:30
Prison The Brazilian guy. I don't know, but I'm the Crab
37:32
Walker. I need to hear about these
37:33
murders. Yeah, yeah.
37:34
He crab walked out of the prison.
37:36
What? Yep, the wall.
37:36
Yeah, he like like scaled a wall.
37:39
Like crab walking, like between two walls.
37:41
And escaped to maximum security. Wow.
37:44
No one can get out of this place, man.
37:46
Literally. Like, there's a video of me,
37:48
just like the wall, and he's out.
37:51
Hey man, Crack, we're like, how did that happen?
37:54
So what did this murderer do? Killed like a bunch of women, a
37:57
bunch of women and like, buried him.
37:59
Like in the sand and. This is only like 5 years ago.
38:02
No, no. Well, I think they stand bodies
38:04
like they were like dated like years apart.
38:07
Yeah, like he's been doing it for a long.
38:09
It's when like Backpage and the Craigslist hookers was the
38:12
thing. I don't know if it's still a
38:13
thing. Yeah, that's why.
38:14
Like a Backpage that's a new one.
38:16
I That's a new one there. Not new, but I mean like a a
38:19
word I haven't heard in a while. Yeah, that's what I meant.
38:21
To say Damn. Backpage sounds like that was a
38:24
little bit formal. That was like maybe like my
38:26
older cousin's time where they would be talking about that shit
38:29
like that and then they would like, hush hush when I'm around
38:31
and I'm like, all right, whatever.
38:32
You guys suck. Well, Craigslist was the
38:34
replacement, right? I.
38:35
Don't know. Or cuz they did the same shit on
38:37
no. No, cuz it wasn't a Backpage.
38:39
It was like some dark web shit. It might be now.
38:42
The dark web hasn't been around that long, right?
38:45
I'm sure like Silk Road stuff around.
38:47
For a while. It's been around for a while,
38:48
right? I think it's just been like
38:49
manifold, I think. I think when crypto became a
38:52
thing, you you found out about that stuff.
38:55
Yeah, the dark web stuff. I think it's always been around.
38:58
But then, like once crypto went mainstream, that was exposed
39:02
because they were like they used it on the dark web.
39:05
Yeah, like. Fox News, have you ever bought
39:07
anything off the dark web? No, I don't do drugs.
39:09
Neither have I. Ethan bought a lot of drugs.
39:12
Off and shit. It's crazy.
39:14
Allegedly, I don't think. It's God damn it, Frank.
39:16
A lot. I think it's only for drugs and
39:19
you know, probably selling children or.
39:20
Something No, There's other stuff you could buy on there.
39:22
You're like, maybe my buddy's got a.
39:23
Look on the dark web you could buy like credit card.
39:25
And stuff. Can you get us on there?
39:27
You can get us on the. I don't think it's it'll be the
39:29
5th. All right, message me later.
39:32
You might need to like there's no way you just type in fucking
39:35
dark web, no. No, You need like an encrypted
39:38
browser and you know. Anyway.
39:41
Uh huh. Who's that?
39:42
Just YouTube it. Yep, you've definitely I gotcha
39:47
bitch. No.
39:48
There were some crazy stories about the dark web, though.
39:51
I didn't really know what it was.
39:52
I just know that's where you did all your nefarious.
39:54
Activity The Lolita story. The what?
39:57
That some Jersey thing. This shit is really disturbing.
39:59
I don't even know if I should go into it, what it's called the
40:02
Lolita. The what I'm.
40:04
Lolita. What the fuck is that That's
40:06
like? These are lady right.
40:08
Yeah, these are lady. These are girls that apparently
40:12
someone. How do I even dive?
40:15
In I thought that was my car for a second.
40:17
I know you were going to think that, too.
40:19
What was it going to say? OK, so this is the most twisted
40:22
story I've ever heard. I mean, it's getting a spooky
40:24
season now. So we're good.
40:25
We can. We can talk about weird things.
40:26
Oh, this is a spooky story. Yeah, so there's apparently.
40:31
I think it's all fake, but if it's real, it's fucked up.
40:34
There's like this, you could basically go on the dark web and
40:36
you can order like a sex. Doll.
40:40
That's a real person. That's basically the gist of.
40:43
It oh like they just act fake. No, it's way worse than that.
40:47
It's way worse. Like it's a leather bound sex
40:49
doll. It's like, it gets so bad.
40:51
I feel bad even putting this out there.
40:54
I told you, Malcolm, right? Yeah.
40:57
The story was like, you could find this on like, I don't know,
41:00
one of those weird fucking sites are people apart.
41:02
No, I'm just dying because this. Is this common knowledge
41:05
silence? G just shed on you so fucking
41:08
hard. Dude.
41:09
Frankie. He said that they say Frankie is
41:11
really good at bringing up topics, that he has the smallest
41:15
amount of knowledge. About No, no, no.
41:17
It's so fucking. Real.
41:18
I'm gonna drop it on you right now, so.
41:21
Because you already said you hated white.
41:22
People on this pod. No, I didn't.
41:26
Say that. He said they don't work.
41:28
Yeah, that's true. You did not.
41:29
You caught me. Yeah.
41:31
All right. Well, anyways.
41:33
These they would get, they would get these girls, human
41:36
trafficked women. They would cut their legs off,
41:39
cut their arms off, surgically remove, or should I say
41:42
surgically remove their vocal cords.
41:46
Basically train them to like just be docile.
41:51
And then they would they would put like hooks in their backs
41:53
and shit so you could hang them up.
41:55
Dude, it was the most dark, twisted shit.
41:57
I don't like the story. Where did.
41:59
This happen bro. Talk about something else, dude.
42:00
It was. This is in.
42:01
New Jersey? No.
42:02
It was like a dark web story. Oh, thank.
42:05
And I was like. You've never been on a dark web.
42:07
No. Yeah, right.
42:09
Like, I don't believe this guy anymore.
42:10
Where I saw this, but I don't have the.
42:15
Technical ability to get on the dark web, but I wish I did.
42:17
You're lucky that I believe that fully.
42:20
I think Frankie's a great, like campfire storyteller, he.
42:23
I mean I can go further, but I don't want to get.
42:25
Wait, no. We went to final bout recently
42:27
and Frankie and I were in the car for a long time.
42:29
Didn't even feel like it. He was barely talking.
42:32
Was it like driving from Long Island to New Jersey long?
42:35
Honestly, I would rather do the. It's fucked up how that's like
42:38
literally a percentage of the of the distance.
42:41
It really is like you said, six hours in the car.
42:43
It's literally only 18 hours. Pittsburgh, Wisconsin.
42:46
Pittsburgh So far I've driven. I mean.
42:48
Dude, for us it's even further, yeah?
42:51
Ethan, just text me, I can help you.
42:54
No. Yeah.
42:55
Let's not. Ethan, you never brought me to
42:57
the dark web. That's crazy.
42:59
Don't fucking ask someone to bring you, because now we're
43:02
gonna get a bunch of people who thought like, yeah, I'll help
43:03
you. Lolita's.
43:04
Look it up. It's fucking no.
43:05
No, you don't have to look it up.
43:06
I think the story is fake. I think it was.
43:08
I think it was disproven. It's weird, OK?
43:10
Yeah, it's like scary. I don't like that.
43:12
I just. Don't know, Leader were like
43:13
Latina women. Yeah, it was like clean your
43:15
house. Top I think.
43:16
It was just like someone just made the name as a joke.
43:18
Like, not a joke, but like, I don't know.
43:20
Is it your phone that makes it like dinging?
43:22
Sorry, no, no, it's fine. I just want I.
43:25
That. That's because Frankie is so
43:27
fucking popular. Sorry, Colin.
43:28
OK. I'm sorry.
43:30
You know, it was like a phone. Turn your phones off kind of
43:32
thing. Yeah, yeah.
43:32
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
43:33
You didn't tell me. It's.
43:34
Always Frankie too. It's always him.
43:36
So that's makes it OK because then we can yell at him.
43:39
Yo, what are you doing with that Gretti blow?
43:41
That Gretti blow valve is a Freddy blow valve.
43:45
I don't care. Why?
43:46
You want it? Yeah.
43:47
You actually want it? Yeah.
43:48
Why? Because it's the.
43:48
No, I have like a blow valve collection of the work like.
43:52
So many of them. Just like all the shitty no,
43:54
they never work. I just want to like make it like
43:56
a thing. What I really want to make is
43:59
like a a blow off valve like collection on the wall but like
44:02
have air ran into it and like the button under each one
44:05
that's. Actually really smart.
44:06
Hit the button you know. I hate that you're smart.
44:09
That is actually really fucking cool and I wanted wanted to shit
44:12
on it so bad. Yeah, me too, like.
44:14
But I can't. It's like.
44:15
Nah. You know what?
44:16
That's reminding me? There was this electronics store
44:18
where it was like that and they had a demo.
44:19
You know, when audio is super big?
44:21
Not really. Isn't super big now?
44:23
No, it's called 6th Ave. Oh, no.
44:25
Store 5th Ave. No 6th Ave.
44:27
Oh wow, 6th Ave. Like the one on Route 17.
44:30
It had a 964 Porsche sitting in the showroom and had TV's and
44:33
had lights and shit. Where the funny was this?
44:36
It was next to LensCrafters and Shit and the Diamond.
44:38
Like North Store up North Route 4.
44:42
Oh really? He just.
44:42
Described like half the shopping centers in New Jersey.
44:46
But the. Diamond store, There's a.
44:48
Diamond Store a LensCrafters and blinds you're going to take.
44:51
The jug handle and right there. Pizza joint.
44:54
No fucking but it. But there was a demo for all of
44:57
that. That's what that reminded me of.
44:59
What was the demo for what though?
45:01
The audio like it'll play like music like out of each one.
45:04
They have that like Best Buy. Best Buy.
45:06
They still have it. The Best Buy is.
45:07
Like when you go see like all the car stereos.
45:10
Yeah, that's sick too. Oh.
45:12
Man, I this is another thing I do on the Internet.
45:14
I have like on Facebook like people have like, not Facebook,
45:18
Instagram, like people make reels of like the old.
45:22
Like stereo decks, like the ones with.
45:24
Like the digital, Like dolphins, like swimming.
45:27
You know, like the. Ones that we bought and put in
45:28
our cars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're sick.
45:30
But you have them now. There's probably one in my car.
45:33
Oh, I mean, I thought you mean like you like, went and got one?
45:36
No. Now you just have like, the
45:37
apple fucking. Yeah, yeah, everyone just has
45:40
that junk. But like back in like you know
45:42
2002, you know the coolest car stereo was like this flip out
45:46
radio and then the screen would come forward and it was like a 2
45:49
inch LCD screen but it had like a GIF of like.
45:52
You know a car going by and it was $1500 I.
45:55
Remember the dolphin thing? And you said that I was like,
45:57
that really strikes 1/4. Core memory The Dolphins.
45:59
That's. The only radios I'll put in my
46:01
car, I'm not putting no new shit in.
46:02
There, why do I feel like the dolphins swimming was like a
46:05
laser disc? Big money for that now.
46:07
One I got, see, I got enough CD's to last me, so I'm home.
46:10
You have CD's? Yep.
46:11
I don't have CD's. I have a pretty big CD.
46:13
That's a lie I've seen. Frankie with Cases or do you
46:15
have it like in like one of those?
46:17
Trapped keepers cases for the most part.
46:19
Wow. Yeah.
46:20
Yeah, I'm very proud of it. You have a stockhead unit in
46:23
your car, that's how Fucking. Oh, my truck.
46:25
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We the cassette player with the
46:28
adapter I. Removed the cassette player and
46:30
I put the OEM fucking little cubby but then I ran the
46:34
cassette like option thing to an aux adapter so that I and then I
46:40
like installed an AUX. Why didn't you just get, like, a
46:41
real radio? Cuz that shit.
46:43
I like the OEM look. Oh boy.
46:45
My, my. I'll sell a car for a crappy
46:47
radio. I'm like, I can't with this.
46:48
I gotta yeah, so it was like I sold my boat.
46:51
That reasons why I think the speakers talked.
46:53
I was like, I can't with this. I gotta sell.
46:55
It he had like a Porsche and you're like, I want to keep the
46:57
nice, you know, factory look, he's got a Chevy truck.
47:00
Go look at my radio, man. Go look at my radio.
47:02
You can adjust the balance. The face, the treble.
47:06
Off the show. No, no, no, no, no, no, you
47:09
can't. It's just a fucking screen and
47:11
you got to go press a bunch of. Boem.
47:13
Chevy. Little knobs.
47:15
You press them, they pop. Oh my.
47:16
God, I know. I know what you're talking
47:17
about. Come on dudes.
47:18
Junk. Shut the fuck up.
47:20
What? Do you got in your car?
47:23
A modern Pioneer screen. Screen with the GPS.
47:27
Everything's in there. It still has buttons you can
47:29
touch. Fucking the Sequoia's got
47:30
CarPlay in it, you bitch. Yeah.
47:33
Yeah. CarPlay, I get in the thing.
47:34
It just starts playing my music. I don't even have to touch
47:37
nothing, Mike. I just get in.
47:38
I start the truck. My phone automatically syncs and
47:41
sets the vibe. Look, there's two different.
47:43
People can never. All right, I'm not the type of
47:45
person to pretend I have a new car, OK?
47:47
My car was 2002 and I'm gonna live it like.
47:49
I mean, my truck is 2004. It's still old.
47:51
You're a masochist because this is you're literally making your
47:54
life fucking worse for no reason.
47:57
My brother has the same truck, the same exact one, except for
48:01
it doesn't have the back flippy doors.
48:03
It's a 2, it's a 1. Door all you have, you have like
48:06
the like the fridge handled. Extended cab, suicide doors and
48:09
his whip. But anyway, he has car play in
48:13
it. And what's crazy is that that
48:15
dashboard is perfect for it. It's like right here, you barely
48:20
have to. And then Frankie's driving like
48:21
this and going to fucking kill us because he's going like this
48:24
and looking at the GPS and I'm like, dude, wouldn't it be great
48:27
if you had car play? And Frankie's like we're on a
48:28
Rd. Trip, man.
48:29
All right, we're on the same Rd. for miles.
48:31
You have nothing to worry about, Carl.
48:33
Frankie I feel like if you want to keep the 2002 aesthetic, you
48:36
should get like a TomTom GPS. You're right.
48:42
You're right. Fair enough.
48:44
You get them what what needs? What marketplace?
48:46
No. Do you find that cheap 10 bucks
48:48
or or it's a retro item and they Jack the prices up already?
48:53
Man, you guys are so shitty. The roads are.
48:56
Gonna. Be up.
48:57
No. No.
48:57
It's gonna take my Facebook marketplace is like, ruined
48:59
right now because you said it out loud.
49:01
Yeah, like ah. Here we go.
49:02
A bunch of TomTom GPS. That's my main like problem with
49:05
the Facebook marketplace. It jacked the prices up, up
49:07
everything. It ruined everything.
49:09
Yeah, yeah. Because now every grandma thinks
49:11
they have like, fucking gold. Yeah, fuck your Beanie Babies,
49:14
right, Bitch. Fuck out of here, that Princess
49:16
Diana shit. Are they still going for a lot
49:19
of money? No.
49:20
Well, I don't. Think they ever did.
49:22
No, no. Yeah, no.
49:23
People just. They were just probably like,
49:25
hyped up. People bought them for crazy
49:26
money, thinking they'd be worth money.
49:28
Now you can probably buy it on eBay, but Beanie 4.
49:30
No, there is. There's some Beanie Babies.
49:32
Out there which? No, there's.
49:33
Not there are bro. You you ever see?
49:34
What's on my fucking phone can see what the last time 1 sold.
49:38
He's like a Princess Diana. He's fucking shot.
49:41
You're not. I don't want to see the.
49:42
That's the. Most, yeah, not list price, what
49:44
they're paying, like what they're.
49:46
Like, sold. Like recent?
49:47
Yeah, sold. That's where you get the real.
49:49
It's gonna be like, $8, All right, Princess Diana, Beanie
49:54
Baby. Is there a Princess Diana?
49:56
There is, I know that. Was worth it, was worth like.
49:58
Millions of. Dollars.
50:00
Right after you got 10 Fujimatsu by that truck, it went up in
50:03
recent. Fujimatsu just said that you're
50:05
going to be using MapQuest. How much is that listening?
50:08
For. That's half a mil.
50:10
Sold. Sold.
50:12
Go to sold. Don't be looking up.
50:14
Dude, if it's hit the mill, I'm killing it right now.
50:17
What? Do you have one?
50:18
Yeah, I have one. My mom's like, this is gonna be
50:20
worth money one day. You have one.
50:22
Yeah. Oh my God, you're gonna get
50:23
robbed. What?
50:23
Do we got? I doubt it's worth money. 4900.
50:28
No 4900 beats. You should unload.
50:31
You should unload wait. Then there's one.
50:35
That's. Over 10 bucks.
50:36
Wait, wait, wait, wait. See.
50:37
Yeah. See.
50:37
No, no, no. No, that person got lucky.
50:40
Scroll to another. One now pokey money cars.
50:42
Are those still worth big money? Yeah, for no fucking.
50:44
Are they really? Well, Josh, we have a buddy who
50:46
does does that. Like unpackaging poking.
50:49
Yeah, but then what? I recently don't understand.
50:52
No, this is what I recently found out that he'll like
50:54
unpackage him, so they bought the pack from him and then I
50:57
think like then he ships him out or something.
51:01
Yeah, like you buy it. Like you, you buy the pack and
51:03
then you watch him open it on his stream and people pay.
51:06
For you got to have dude. How people pay to watch him open
51:08
it. Poked that cards.
51:09
Like, like, like only those. Nfts.
51:11
I give him props. Because what is that?
51:13
The NFT thing, I don't know. Remember if people were like
51:15
I'm. Rich Nft's are done right.
51:17
They're done. That was OK.
51:19
We're over it already. Wait, those remind me of the
51:21
Pokémon Card Beanie Baby things. It's like, what is this?
51:23
And I. Guess, but it's even more dumb
51:25
because you don't even have anything.
51:27
What about the people who like tied up big money in Nft's?
51:30
They. What happened to them?
51:32
They're home. They're probably the guy
51:33
standing on the corner trying to get changed for me.
51:36
Yeah, dude, we saw. Lost my shirt on Nft's.
51:38
I would laugh so hard. That should be a sign.
51:40
I would pay someone if they had a sign like that.
51:43
I know you're hilarious. We saw, no, we saw a guy on the
51:48
highway, like, right as we got into New Jersey.
51:51
That's why I knew I was here. I was like, oh, we made.
51:52
It Oh, yeah, that's how you knew.
51:53
OK. Wait a minute.
51:55
You're telling me there's no homeless people?
51:56
In. The other.
51:57
Everywhere, I was going to say. But like, he had, you know,
52:00
standing in the middle of the fucking Rd. like in between
52:03
lanes with his stupid sign. And then like 2 seconds later
52:07
there was the same guy and it was like the same sign.
52:10
I was like, what did That guy stole that guy's homework?
52:14
So the sign said the same thing. There's Okay.
52:17
Really. In New Jersey?
52:18
Yeah, I. Was in Jersey?
52:19
Yeah, it was. The the highway.
52:20
Was right before the bridge. The highway I take on the way
52:24
here. It's like we don't claim that
52:25
guy. Yeah, I feel like I watched that
52:29
road evolve because now when I'm there, I feel legitimately like
52:32
I'm in a third world country. Like I feel like I'm in the
52:34
Philippines. Because I'm in traffic and I got
52:36
somebody. You can't talk about them.
52:38
Bogeys selling pineapples, selling churros and water and.
52:43
Churros all the time. No, we get the mangoes a lot.
52:48
You're Filipino, You love the mango.
52:49
I'll stop it front like you don't buy those things.
52:51
Fuck with the mangoes. I'm not going to lie.
52:52
You caught me, you son of a. Bitch, I was just like, What's
52:56
wrong with mangoes? No, but I'm saying like that
52:59
wasn't like that before, but I feel like it's happening over
53:01
21. They're all over the right.
53:04
There. In Newark.
53:05
Oh, in Newark. Yeah.
53:06
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
53:07
Oh man. Yeah, dude.
53:08
Yeah, those guys don't play. The mangoes are always ripe.
53:10
Yeah, they're literally beautifully they're always
53:13
they're. Cherry picked mango.
53:14
Go through there to get here, right?
53:15
Yeah, because it's not all that way.
53:17
So that's where you get a little snack before you go.
53:19
Yeah. OK, that's.
53:20
Why he's never hungry. Yeah, I see now.
53:22
What? You never want Applebee's
53:24
because you filled up on mangoes.
53:25
Well, no, I was like, I'll sit there and it's traffic and
53:28
you're not even going to lie to me that.
53:31
A mango wouldn't hit right now. Or like a.
53:33
Churro. I've never been lucky enough to
53:36
get. The Churro.
53:37
I've never seen the Churro. No, we see those.
53:39
But nice the churro is usually once we like pick up speed.
53:42
I'm like, I ain't stopping right now.
53:45
Like if you if you stopped for a churro when like the traffic
53:48
started moving, I would shoot you in the face.
53:52
Like. If you stopped traffic for a
53:54
churro. Yeah, you know me.
53:57
I would totally stop to get a churro.
53:59
Yeah, You saw me get up the highway the other day because I
54:01
was thirsty. I was like, no.
54:04
You'd have to stop in the left lane.
54:06
They hang out in the media. It would happen to you.
54:08
Carl, I'm trying to. I'm trying.
54:09
To I'd rear end them on purpose. I'm.
54:11
Trying to see how you're going to wrap this back to super.
54:13
The worst. Oh shit, I forgot we're just
54:16
hanging. I know.
54:17
Talking about my day right now. But The thing is, is if they are
54:22
giving you mangoes and shit and the light turns green, they're
54:25
not going to let you drive away. They're going to be like, Nah,
54:28
you wanted these, now you're going to have to buy them like
54:30
window down. Give me the cash.
54:32
Yeah, they're going to. Take me Well, they do.
54:34
They do, yeah. You could square cash me or some
54:36
shit. Dude, it's 2023.
54:38
Crazy. You've got a lot of guys
54:40
carrying guns now over there since that whole like.
54:43
Like in New York. Yeah, no, in Long Island.
54:45
No. Is that considered New York City
54:47
as far as gun? New York is New York.
54:49
You're not allowed to like, do really gun stuff.
54:53
Yeah, no, like, so. Like the Long Island, you're not
54:56
allowed to, like, shoot a gun on.
54:59
That's weird because I remember. We used to hit one.
55:01
No, listen, I. Feel like I would.
55:06
Need one of the shots? There are weapons.
55:08
Allegedly. You're allowed to own.
55:11
Guns, yeah. Oh, OK, not handguns.
55:14
You need a permit for handguns. Yeah, but this?
55:16
City, New York City, you're not even allowed to own a gun, I
55:19
think. Yeah, some crazy stuff.
55:21
Damn you probably. Don't have a gun in New York
55:23
City? Though, OK, so you guys have a
55:25
lot of customers and shit and now you got a bunch of Subarus
55:27
in the lot. You don't have a nice little.
55:29
You know. Well.
55:31
Have you ever met a Subaru owner?
55:33
Yeah. Like I'm gonna kill like Johnny
55:36
the accountant with a gun, because.
55:38
I know what Johnny. And he's the hoodest guy ever,
55:41
dude. And what up, Johnny?
55:42
Yeah, he's in here. Yo-yo.
55:45
The gun slap is. Real.
55:47
Yeah. Right here, baby.
55:48
Yeah, you wanted. That was a bootstrap, huh?
55:50
No. I was just wondering cuz that
55:53
whole concealed carry thing that they changed like.
55:56
Last year or? Something Oh yeah.
55:57
I'm not totally like up this up the speed you?
56:00
Were never like New Jersey and like other crazy Democratic
56:03
states were never they, like, messed with the laws so that you
56:06
could never get a concealed carry unless you were like a
56:08
security guard. Yeah, but then they were like,
56:10
they passed something in the Supreme Court where they're
56:11
like, yeah, that's illegal, so everyone can get a concealed
56:15
carry. Federally, yeah, but you can
56:17
still get in trouble by the state then, uh.
56:19
Yes and no. They basically like forced the
56:21
state to make it easier to get concealed carry permits.
56:24
Yeah, but the problem is. To get a pistol permit is nearly
56:28
impossible. So you can get.
56:30
If you had a pistol permit, I think then it'd be I don't, you
56:33
know, easier. I'm really the wrong person to
56:34
ask. Did Joey B?
56:35
You'd have to ask. Like our current president?
56:37
No way. Joey B No, no.
56:38
It was like a mistake. They were fighting for something
56:40
else and like they accidentally, like, let this out.
56:43
Or something. They were like, oh fuck.
56:45
They made it. They fucked something.
56:47
I like it for themselves. Yeah, but like, you'd have to
56:49
ask Frank or like Jesse about Jesse Bank would tell you,
56:52
right? Like.
56:53
He's probably like waiting to comment, but like privately.
56:58
If he's listening to this, he'll chime in.
57:00
Like long as this. Concealed is not illegal.
57:02
Holy shit, that's what this that's the same person Silas G
57:05
He's like, if it ain't concealed, it's not their
57:08
permit. Not required.
57:09
Yeah, see those those people exist on like groups and stuff
57:12
that I see, but it's. Like, but none of people are.
57:14
Asking like legit questions or like so is this illegal now?
57:18
Because I saw this in that and then there'll be that one guy.
57:20
They're just like. As long as no one sees it, it's
57:22
not. A league I'm like.
57:24
Why are you in this group? Perfect.
57:26
Like perfect boys, yeah. You're just a criminal.
57:28
Why are you in this group, people?
57:29
Asking the shit questions and you like why'd you join the
57:32
group? You're a criminal.
57:34
Like you're obviously just going to carry a gun no matter what,
57:36
so but yeah, I don't know if they can't see it.
57:40
That was so good. It was perfect.
57:42
It was good to see. You we got a lot.
57:44
Of boys that was like an audible.
57:46
Yeah, that was great. You mentioned.
57:49
Johnny own in the Subaru with the vape in his pocket.
57:51
What's like, how many, how many of these kind of builds are you
57:56
guys doing? Like what do you guys, how many
57:58
verbal tunes do you do? I'm just asking.
57:59
We don't do verbal tunes anymore.
58:00
It's. We did.
58:02
I'm not gonna lie. Was.
58:03
It a moneymaker. I wasn't gonna not take them.
58:05
Yeah, yeah, of course. But it's crazy.
58:07
It was obnoxious. It was we get a lot of people
58:09
calling like you guys do, verbal tunes.
58:12
Oh, that's real. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
58:13
I thought that that was just a joke.
58:15
No, we did it. We know we did it for a little
58:17
bit, but it was so obnoxious and it like it does more damage
58:20
than. Good, dude.
58:20
Remember my STI? We first did it.
58:22
It sounded like a Middle Eastern wedding, like miles and miles
58:28
away. You would think there was a
58:29
firefight. With the gun laws like that,
58:32
bro, you're fuck. I turned around.
58:34
I was like, you have to take this off my car.
58:35
This is not. Oh, you did happening.
58:37
Yeah. We'd be like, I was like,
58:38
figuring it out and I just got out of hand.
58:41
We really figured this out right now and I was like, you really
58:44
need to take this off my car. Good.
58:46
Nice. So you're not doing it anymore.
58:48
What is the trick anyway? Just.
58:49
Like, yeah, what is? That it's basically like letting
58:53
the car continuously inject fuel, like after you let off the
58:57
gas and you like retard the timing so it like backfires.
59:01
Yeah. What the fuck?
59:03
So it's like the equivalent of you.
59:05
Tapping the gas right there like that.
59:08
Yeah, you know, like an old school car, you can like, just
59:10
touch the gas and it like, still injects fuel.
59:12
Yeah, that's why. So probably not if.
59:14
You want to pop map, you just take your vacuum line off and
59:16
I'll just dump fuel like. Yeah, so probably not good for
59:19
spark plugs. No, it's not good for anything.
59:21
Especially like they'd be like stock cars with cats in them and
59:23
they'd come back in a week later and their cat would be like
59:25
exploded and we'd be like we told they be.
59:27
So surprised it's like this is exactly what I told you and
59:30
they're like. Oh, I'm like, yeah.
59:33
Yeah, it's bad. Like So what do I do?
59:35
I was like you need a new one. You need another tune and.
59:37
How often this did that happen? For?
59:39
A lot. I'm looking at you like and it
59:42
seems like it happened a lot. Yeah, a lot.
59:44
A lot. That sucks, because then you you
59:47
know. Yeah, then you got like an.
59:48
Impasse. There, it sucks to like, I mean
59:50
that it's not my job. It's Joe's job to explain to
59:52
someone that they fucked their car up, they owe us more money.
59:55
Yeah, you know. I listen.
59:56
I do very good job of managing expectations.
59:59
I was like, this is going to happen, you understand?
1:00:02
Yeah, Yes. And then it happens.
1:00:03
Like what happened? I'm confused.
1:00:08
So you tell him, like, look, this is a bad idea, You
1:00:10
shouldn't do it. Yeah, but it's going to make the
1:00:12
pop noise, right? I unsell a lot of stuff that
1:00:14
way. Exactly how the conversation
1:00:15
goes like this is like this is this, you know, this is bad for
1:00:18
your engine, it's bad for your car.
1:00:19
You know, it's going to probably ruin your your cats.
1:00:21
You know, you may like, you know, have to spend 10s of
1:00:24
thousands of dollars in damage from doing this.
1:00:27
Like, yeah, it's going to shoot flames, right?
1:00:30
Right on. You know, like on God, you know,
1:00:33
like skirt. I'm gonna fuck.
1:00:40
It Frankie. You missed that.
1:00:41
That's Frankie savior thing to do.
1:00:43
I was just trying to think of a way I could tell Malcolm to mark
1:00:45
that down, because we need to let the people know about verbal
1:00:50
tunes. Just don't do them anymore.
1:00:51
I mean I don't know how in yours is it's you get in trouble as
1:00:54
the the end user and the shop that does it.
1:00:58
Really. Yeah.
1:00:58
Yeah. Like exhaust like, yeah.
1:01:00
So you literally can't even do it.
1:01:01
Yeah, no, like. Like exhaust tickets and stuff
1:01:05
like that. Like they can go back to the
1:01:07
shop, yeah. Dang.
1:01:08
Well, that kind of sucks too. But you're not gonna.
1:01:11
Not but. We still put like, cat back.
1:01:13
Yeah. Awesome course, Yeah.
1:01:14
But it everyone wants to start with their cat back, like super
1:01:17
loud. Like I want the loudest, I don't
1:01:19
care. And like this is terrible, don't
1:01:21
do this and they're like, dude, I need it.
1:01:23
And then like 2 weeks later like this is terrible.
1:01:25
I was like, right switch it back to the old one or get something
1:01:29
like quieter, which is typically the first one I recommend
1:01:32
anyway. Yeah.
1:01:33
What is your go to exhaust for like an EJ?
1:01:35
Yeah, like the Cobb. The Cobb, The Cobb or like an
1:01:38
NVIDIA Like Q3? 100 Q 300, The one with all the
1:01:41
mufflers. Yeah, it sounds like people
1:01:43
really like the R400 too. It's like 4 mini mufflers.
1:01:46
Yeah, yeah. Is the Cobb one still, like,
1:01:48
overpriced as hell? Yes.
1:01:49
I mean, everything looks expensive.
1:01:52
Yeah, you know. So how do you feel about Cobb
1:01:54
doing this whole thing where they just changed?
1:01:56
The green speed thing, it's like.
1:01:58
The what? So.
1:02:00
He goes. The what you you need.
1:02:01
I'm not a super. Person So this is new to me.
1:02:04
Yeah, so. It's not just Cobb, it's all
1:02:07
tuning softwares. Realistically, the EPA is no
1:02:10
longer allowing you to modify anything.
1:02:14
Yeah, I mean they've never modifying your car at all is
1:02:18
always been, you know, you're not allowed to shocker.
1:02:20
But the EPA is making it like they're going after all the
1:02:24
tuning companies, all the software companies, and making
1:02:27
it so that you can't. Do things anymore like I can't
1:02:31
turn off check engine lights anymore.
1:02:33
Through. Softwares.
1:02:36
That was the best part. But yeah, I mean, this didn't
1:02:38
really affect our business though.
1:02:39
We just said, OK, now we just have to be compliant, which
1:02:41
doesn't really affect. Performance.
1:02:42
Yeah, it didn't. It didn't.
1:02:43
It doesn't affect performance realistically.
1:02:46
It did in the beginning, took a bunch of features away from us.
1:02:51
But like, Cobb is working on getting all those features back
1:02:54
like Flex, Fuel and stuff like that.
1:02:56
Like they. Yeah.
1:02:56
I remember that. All that stuff went away for a
1:02:58
while. Cuz they had to like revamp
1:03:01
their software and then continuously had to like update
1:03:05
it and change stuff. I mean we learn about more shit
1:03:08
every day, cuz we don't really work on Subarus.
1:03:09
Then we have a Subaru come and I'm like, yeah, we could get
1:03:12
this thing hooked up. You do a down pipe access port.
1:03:15
Stage two tune, we're good. And then I put the access for it
1:03:18
on and I was like there's no stage.
1:03:19
Two to them. Yeah.
1:03:20
No, not anymore. I was like.
1:03:21
OK, by the way, you need a Dino tune now.
1:03:24
My bad. Yeah, like and then you go to
1:03:26
the Dino tune and they're like, by the way your engine smoked.
1:03:29
And I'm like, OK, by the way, you need a engine like Subaru is
1:03:32
they snowball real quick. They do snowball quick, but it's
1:03:35
not their fault. It's really the end user's
1:03:37
fault. Yeah, they've been.
1:03:39
They've been abused for so long and then someone figures it out.
1:03:44
Why is Joe smiling? Because it's the truth.
1:03:46
It's so true. And it's like like just like the
1:03:49
same example with the pop map, like you can't, you don't want
1:03:51
this. It's going to be a problem.
1:03:53
Yeah. And they go, OK And then they
1:03:55
just go and do it and it blows up and they go, what happened?
1:03:58
I was like, that happened again, It's the same thing.
1:04:01
It's the same and. They're like Subarus are shitty.
1:04:03
It's like, no, you're shitty. You're shitty, Yeah, my.
1:04:06
Mother likes Subaru, so I do know there is some sort.
1:04:09
He's a person that is on the maintenance and he's like.
1:04:14
If you do it, then it's probably not going to do it anymore, you
1:04:17
know what I mean? I feel.
1:04:18
Like, they don't check their oil either.
1:04:19
No, that's everything. That's not just super.
1:04:22
Yeah, that's like every engine. We have, you know, 10 plus cars
1:04:27
in our shop right now lined up for engine builds.
1:04:29
I'd say 9 out of 10 came in with no oil in.
1:04:32
Them. Yeah, I'm realizing that's a big
1:04:34
thing. Yeah.
1:04:34
Huge thing. Yeah, I don't.
1:04:35
And then they're like, yeah, they just blow up.
1:04:37
I'm like, no, they just burn a little oil.
1:04:39
And you never checked it since you bought the car?
1:04:40
Yeah. I mean, yeah, that's a lot of it
1:04:42
to the dealer too. And like the new marketing
1:04:44
campaigns for these like synthetic oils, like you don't
1:04:46
have to change your oil for 60,000 miles.
1:04:48
I'm like, do you still have to check it though if it's not
1:04:51
there? Frankie freaked out at me
1:04:52
because I said I changed my shit every 10 in the Koya.
1:04:55
Yeah, that's insane. What's wrong with him?
1:04:59
Is that a Filipino thing? You're trying to save money,
1:05:01
right? You're trying to save money?
1:05:03
My. Baby per.
1:05:05
All right. Think about this.
1:05:06
Subarus are making. Subarus are making the same
1:05:09
engine for 20 years. Literally 30.
1:05:11
Whatever. Yeah, you know, I mean, in 1990
1:05:13
or 1980 something, it called for 10:40 and an oil change every
1:05:18
3000 miles. Now 20 years later, it's the
1:05:22
same exact engine. You can run zero 30 and change
1:05:26
it every 15,000 miles. Yeah, what changed?
1:05:29
That sounds really off, but here's another reason.
1:05:32
OK, that. All right, I'm gonna stop you,
1:05:34
Frankie. Just to put a cap on it. 10,000
1:05:36
miles. But I'll also change it before.
1:05:38
Like a big road trip. Which I do like three times
1:05:41
everything. So yeah, you don't do it every
1:05:42
10,000. So it just never hits the
1:05:43
ceiling. But man, if I'm not going
1:05:45
anywhere, shit, just to catch me filling a quart in that thing if
1:05:48
I need to. But that's.
1:05:49
It 10,000 miles. Is OEM filter.
1:05:51
And most of my cars I don't even own, for instance, right now.
1:05:54
And I don't feel like this. I'm like, how many miles do you
1:05:56
have on your truck right now since?
1:05:57
The oil. Two on the oil.
1:06:00
Oh, on the oil. Yeah, probably like 6000 miles.
1:06:02
Oh my. God, why?
1:06:03
That's insane. You know that's there's two oil
1:06:06
changes you should have done. I'll probably do one the.
1:06:08
Next week or so. I'll give you one oil change for
1:06:10
that. It's a Sequoia.
1:06:12
Who cares? One oil start like a like a
1:06:14
crowdfund, just someone donates your oil.
1:06:17
I mean, I just, I don't have a problem like buying the oil
1:06:19
that's not the. I'm not.
1:06:21
We're big money bags over here. Do you check?
1:06:23
No. Really.
1:06:24
I check it. I checked.
1:06:25
That thing has a full bill of health.
1:06:26
I care about that truck a lot. I get.
1:06:29
All right. So change the oil tonight.
1:06:31
Maybe. I'm probably going to do it in
1:06:33
the next week. Oil.
1:06:34
Do you run? Some sort of synthetic 530.
1:06:37
Usually it's mobile one or Pennzoil.
1:06:38
I've been using pencil. Oil.
1:06:40
Pennzoil from that JP podcast. I've been running it ever since
1:06:44
that JP pod guys just for the Pennsylvania oil field type of
1:06:47
oil. Yeah, he's a believer.
1:06:49
He's a believer in that oil. Field look when people talk to.
1:06:50
Me Pennzoil's Good Oil. What do you guys use in subars
1:06:53
and stuff? Rotella.
1:06:55
What's Rotella Diesel truck oil? But I mean the viscosity.
1:06:59
There he goes. Yeah, that's another thing.
1:07:01
That's that's bro signs. I don't.
1:07:02
Know why it's not just Subaru kids?
1:07:04
Now, what's a cocktail? It was all the 240 kids.
1:07:06
Oh, was it? Yes, yes, you do the cocktail.
1:07:08
Thing. It's like oil.
1:07:09
That's diesel truck oil. I know they were like I've done
1:07:12
that before. They were like the zinc.
1:07:14
The zinc, Oh, the zinc. Yeah, give me ten 40s and
1:07:17
UH-220, fifties. Right.
1:07:19
I was. We're talking about cocktails
1:07:20
because one time my brother bought oil and he bought like 4
1:07:23
different things and I'm like what the fuck is that?
1:07:26
For cocktails, the thing that's been around since the.
1:07:29
Payday like. Schaefer is mixed with
1:07:31
something. Else emission oil.
1:07:33
Oh, you could do. That, Yeah.
1:07:34
Well, you could do that too, but like the cocktail started in the
1:07:36
transmission. Yeah, the transmission.
1:07:38
Like it would be like. The red line.
1:07:40
Two, yeah, synchro meshes, a red line and a gear oil.
1:07:43
Yeah, or something like that. There was a name for it.
1:07:44
It was like Scotty's cocktail or?
1:07:46
Yeah. I remember.
1:07:47
I never used it though, but I didn't.
1:07:49
I did in my bug I like. I think that's definitely what
1:07:52
my brother, what I remember my brother talking about then
1:07:55
because it's like the Andrew Tech cocktail, Andrew Tech.
1:07:58
It was Scotty's. I'll find it.
1:08:00
Like Scott's toilet paper. Or like, definitely the
1:08:04
fertilizer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:08:06
It was a fertilizer. Now, I had a Subaru once.
1:08:08
Frankie. Did you know this?
1:08:09
No. Dude, that shit was the fastest
1:08:12
car I ever owned. See, it was a it was a bug Eye.
1:08:14
I had a Honda. No, I had a Acura Integra.
1:08:18
I traded it for the Subaru. I just needed a car that would
1:08:21
work and the Integra was. Burning a hell of oil.
1:08:25
And I posted it up for trade. Some kid messages me off of a
1:08:28
comment. Like I commented, you know, like
1:08:31
show me what you got for sale and then I commented on some
1:08:34
random kid message me and it was a stock bug guy.
1:08:37
It's got like a little bit of quota rust.
1:08:38
But other other than that, like the wheel wells were clean, the
1:08:42
strut towers were clean, and the only thing that was done to it
1:08:44
was at a JDM swap. Whatever engine comes in that.
1:08:47
That you say like the only thing done was the entire drive train.
1:08:52
I don't look bone stock. Everything was stock.
1:08:55
Like when I tell you everything worked, it was sick.
1:08:58
Honestly, one of the greatest cars I've ever owned and it took
1:09:00
me everywhere. I drove it to Vermont, drove it
1:09:02
to fucking drove it down South a few times and like in that area
1:09:06
or whatever, I love Subarus. That car would destroy 350Z's
1:09:10
dude regularly because I was making this hour commute every
1:09:14
day. One way, one hour and then like
1:09:17
I just know that if a Z was rolling on me at like 45 and I'm
1:09:21
in 3rd, that third gear would like punch me in the back like
1:09:26
it would like. And then all of a sudden the
1:09:29
station wagon I've told you was bone stock and it was a station
1:09:31
wagon, so it would like fucking like that.
1:09:34
Shit was so fast, dude. And it drifted in the snow.
1:09:37
Nice. I love that.
1:09:38
I love that story. I love that, like, resonated
1:09:40
with me a lot. Yeah, I mean I thought good
1:09:42
about it. It is the truth.
1:09:44
Like a Subaru just as you would described it is one of the best
1:09:47
cars you can own. It's 4 wheel drive, it's turbo.
1:09:51
It's it's faster than most cars on the street.
1:09:53
I mean, say it loud, say a proud car.
1:09:55
Yeah, I am proud. I am proud.
1:09:58
I am proud of them. I love Siri, but they're great
1:10:00
cars and they usually won't let you down.
1:10:03
You can fuck them up real bad and they'll still drive.
1:10:05
Dude, dude, I've seen some terrible shit come to the shop.
1:10:09
Like a car had like a rod totally blasted out of it and it
1:10:12
drove there. What?
1:10:13
Yeah, with a hole in the swear to God, like and they're like,
1:10:16
it makes a noise. It's like, Oh my God again, did
1:10:18
you get here? So funny story about that car.
1:10:21
I ended up selling it to a friend.
1:10:23
Josh. Hi Josh.
1:10:25
And then he sold it. To someone else, another friend
1:10:30
of mine and then a friend of mine who is a girl needed a car
1:10:33
and she wanted to drive manual and it was fast.
1:10:36
So I was like that car was pretty good to me.
1:10:37
You should get that car. She got it and totaled it too
1:10:43
fast. Pull right down the middle of
1:10:44
the car. Boom at like 30 miles an hour.
1:10:47
I was so sad because I probably didn't turn right.
1:10:50
I just. Did a little bit of maintenance
1:10:52
on it, like I was helping her with the car because I told her
1:10:54
to buy it. And totaled it.
1:10:58
I bought it from the insurance company and then the insurance
1:11:03
guy was I was like, I'll be there with a truck later and
1:11:06
trailer. Why did you pull up that?
1:11:08
Because I wanted the cats, I knew I had OEM cats, so.
1:11:13
When we got to move the cat craze, Yeah, well, like.
1:11:16
I remember that that was when it was really expensive still and
1:11:19
it was like kind of during Coke. It's kind of during COVID.
1:11:22
Sorry, money talks. Are you 2?
1:11:24
I needed the cats. I got like 800 bucks.
1:11:27
I got the price of the car for that and that had it had a JDM
1:11:30
swap in it so. You sold the engine.
1:11:32
Yeah, but I sold the whole. I parted the whole thing out.
1:11:35
Who's laughing now? The telephone pole didn't go
1:11:39
through the. That's crazy.
1:11:40
No, the IT was. It was very low speed.
1:11:43
And anyway, so like I bought it back, I showed up to the shop
1:11:46
and they're like, you're going to put it on the trailer.
1:11:50
And I was like, yeah, isn't it fine?
1:11:52
And he's like, no, it's not going to run.
1:11:55
And I look at it and I'm like, shit, this might not run.
1:11:58
Like the whole underbody was pushed in.
1:12:00
So then like, he forks, forklifts it out and he's like,
1:12:05
I'm going to have somebody stay after late, but I'm not going to
1:12:07
be able to help you. And I had a Uhaul, and I've
1:12:09
never towed anything before. So I rented a pickup truck and
1:12:12
the Uhaul trailer. And then I sat there 10 mil,
1:12:15
unplugged the battery, put it back on, cranked it up, it
1:12:17
turned on. And just drove right on the
1:12:20
trailer. All the wheels were fucked,
1:12:22
Super gang. Never turned right on, dude, and
1:12:24
I kept turning it on for people who wanted to come look at the
1:12:26
car even after I pulled the down pipe.
1:12:29
So the engines. Climbed the fucking I.
1:12:31
Just kept turning it on. Just, you know, it worked, but
1:12:34
it wasn't leaking oil, right? No.
1:12:36
All right. So no, it's crazy.
1:12:38
Made a lot of money. And bro, the pan was fucking.
1:12:40
It was bad. It was smashed.
1:12:42
So you sold the car, made money, then you sold the car back, made
1:12:44
money again on the car. Yeah, I sold the car for sold
1:12:47
the cats for like 800 bucks. Because they had all of them
1:12:50
like the down pipe was OEM, the mid pipe and the whatever the
1:12:54
cats were were all OEM 800 bucks.
1:12:56
Then I sold the motor and the car itself like I think another.
1:13:00
Can't get $800 now for those cats?
1:13:02
No. How much are they?
1:13:03
That's gone now. Yeah, some guy came by the other
1:13:05
day. He's like, I'll give you 200
1:13:06
bucks. I was like, get the fuck out of
1:13:07
my shop. You're like, I'll wait, I know
1:13:09
what I got. Yeah.
1:13:12
I'm like, what are you smoking? Did for a little while.
1:13:14
They were like 1500 bucks. Yeah, yeah, it was crazy.
1:13:17
I just want to say shout out to my friend who fucking did that
1:13:20
for me and let me fucking buy it back and this and that.
1:13:23
And that was cool. That was cool.
1:13:25
Hello CD swap. That's what happened.
1:13:28
That's how you paid for that. I mean, that's how I paid it
1:13:30
off. OK, fair enough.
1:13:32
Little things here and there. What was your cuz Frankie was a
1:13:34
Subaru person? Oh, I had an 05 STI.
1:13:38
Oh hell yeah, that's the best one.
1:13:39
And it was like mint. And that's why I got rid.
1:13:41
What color was it? It was the Gray of that year,
1:13:44
but it was. Pretty much Charcoal, Charcoal,
1:13:46
Crystal Gray Metallic. Yeah.
1:13:48
So I had a love hate relationship with that color
1:13:52
because I was like, it's not dark enough but it's not silver.
1:13:56
So oh wait, is it? No, it's CG PSM.
1:13:59
It's CGM. No bottom Silver metallic CGM.
1:14:01
Yeah, CGM for sure. Oh my God, you guys.
1:14:03
Sound like the other one is the silver one, right?
1:14:06
Yeah, Brighter Silver 04. Didn't have the dark one, but
1:14:09
050 fours are junk. No, they're not.
1:14:11
They're. They're not.
1:14:13
They're what are they talking about?
1:14:14
04 Yeah, the blah buys OK, but the 04 is the first one.
1:14:18
An 04 is like a is a Japanese car.
1:14:20
Junk. Yeah, you're right.
1:14:22
There's no difference from like the JDM.
1:14:24
One, it's got the bug eye interior.
1:14:25
That's not. That doesn't mean it's good,
1:14:27
though. It's like, it's like the way the
1:14:28
NSTI should have been and 05 is like Allamericanized.
1:14:31
It has like it has like way better wheel bearings.
1:14:35
Yeah, you know. I just like the 04, you could
1:14:37
get it with no radio and. Yeah, They didn't.
1:14:39
Oh, I didn't imagine why you would want.
1:14:40
That no war was a race car. Let us live.
1:14:43
Because it's a fucking masochist.
1:14:44
I just. Told you this.
1:14:45
Let's enjoy this. I just want to hear the rumble
1:14:47
of you guys are definitely like you're sitting your car like, Oh
1:14:49
my God, this road noise is so good, so loud here, You hear
1:14:53
that? I prefer to drive with no radio
1:14:55
on. I want to listen to the car.
1:14:56
I'm not I. Do that when I'm nervous and I'm
1:14:58
like, oh, what was that? Yeah, true.
1:15:01
OK, back on. In a Subaru you're always like
1:15:04
that, so you just leave it off. Oh yeah.
1:15:06
I'm nervous All in all my cars. That car was fine.
1:15:09
And for some reason, any car I'm like this, a car could be brand
1:15:14
new and I'll be looking at the fucking gauges.
1:15:16
Yeah, I. Dude when is that going to go
1:15:18
away? I I just stopped caring like I
1:15:22
have like a digital like display in my race car and I just turn
1:15:26
all the warnings off, the cars driving weird.
1:15:29
Colin, he's like all your cool attempts 270.
1:15:32
I'm like, alright cool. He's like I have a fail safe for
1:15:34
that. I was like, that's what's
1:15:35
happening. What kind of race?
1:15:38
What? What do you use, or what get
1:15:39
tell us about your ship. Oh, it's a long list.
1:15:42
It's, it's a Hawkeye WRX, right? It covers both cars pretty much.
1:15:46
Yeah, we have two identical, right?
1:15:48
These are under the shop. It's like it's like your shops.
1:15:51
Car shop course, Flagship course.
1:15:53
Something right off. It's a sedan.
1:15:55
It's got a wing on it. You still?
1:15:57
Gotta spend the money. I don't know.
1:15:58
Have you know how it's right off?
1:16:00
No, it's totally written off. You still?
1:16:01
Gotta spend the money. It's a marketing expense.
1:16:03
Yeah, there's a budget for. It yeah.
1:16:06
As owners, it's like it's all we pay for everything anyway.
1:16:09
Yeah, yeah, I know. That's why I don't.
1:16:11
Frankie knows, but so it's a Hawkeye.
1:16:12
You have two Hawkeye Re Shore Block 20G turbo.
1:16:16
Our rails lines regulator 20 G link ECU Link ECU is the best
1:16:22
and Powertune digital dash which is sweet.
1:16:26
That's pretty I guess. I got a map DCC too, which is
1:16:29
the controller. Yeah, they're pretty much 04.
1:16:32
They started as 06. They both started blowing up as
1:16:36
Junkers. Yeah, we bought both cars, like
1:16:38
crashed or. That's.
1:16:39
I feel like that's. Super.
1:16:40
We got him super cheap. And wait, how much you pay for
1:16:42
your car? 700, right?
1:16:44
I berated. That, yeah. 700.
1:16:46
Dollars it was. She talking about he was up like
1:16:48
oh. OK, whatever.
1:16:50
Yeah, Joe. Joe has like this.
1:16:52
Joe can go buy a car and get paid to leave with the car.
1:16:57
I'm work. I'm working on it.
1:16:58
That's a skill. That's a dream of mine.
1:17:00
That's. Fucking sick.
1:17:01
Very close to it though. So like it was probably up for
1:17:04
like 3000 bucks and we paid like 100,000 bucks for it.
1:17:07
How? I I respond to Facebook ads like
1:17:10
that and. They block me.
1:17:11
Do it until you're there. Don't lowball on like there's so
1:17:15
much. You have to waste a whole bunch
1:17:16
of time. You have to waste like a good
1:17:19
hour. I'll be.
1:17:19
Your worst enemy, though. Why?
1:17:21
Because I'll. OK, let's do this.
1:17:23
I'm selling the car. Where am I located?
1:17:26
And where are you located? You're you're in Long Island.
1:17:28
Yeah. Should we just do this?
1:17:29
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm. In Jersey.
1:17:31
So you gotta drive six hours away.
1:17:33
You're assuming our time costs anything.
1:17:35
Yeah, and you did not lowball me or anything.
1:17:37
You. Not yet.
1:17:38
We just showed up. I'm like, hey, your car is
1:17:40
listed for way too much money. I know that in my head.
1:17:42
Now you show up and now you lowball me.
1:17:45
All I'm thinking in my head is they drove six hours away.
1:17:47
I'm not lowering any price. That's perfectly fine with me.
1:17:50
Because then, Colin, I usually just get food after and we laugh
1:17:52
about you like that guy thinks he knows what he has.
1:17:56
We'll wait. Most of the time, most of the
1:17:59
time we're buying stuff from people who are in need of money.
1:18:02
That's you always got to get the story.
1:18:04
You know there's a story behind the sale.
1:18:06
Yeah, he's like, oh, I just did. You know, I need to get rid of
1:18:07
this car. My boy, my baby's mama's dog is
1:18:10
dying and blah blah blah. You know, you get all that crap
1:18:12
out of people. You're like a lot of the
1:18:15
girlfriends. Like the girlfriend needs a car
1:18:17
now I'm like, sucker, you already got a problem on your
1:18:20
hands. You better hurry up and sell
1:18:21
this car for me. Nothing.
1:18:23
They they lowball him and he's like, I don't know, man, let me,
1:18:26
I'll be right back. And then you talk to the
1:18:27
girlfriend and then comes back. All right, I guess you're
1:18:29
yelling get. That fucking car out of here.
1:18:32
Damn. Yeah.
1:18:33
Or the house at the parents house that, like, someone's
1:18:36
going to show you that's just been there for a long time and
1:18:39
they're just fed up. Yeah, those are easy ones.
1:18:42
See my friend got a 240 like that once for way too cheap.
1:18:46
Like, way too cheap. What's too cheap for 2:40?
1:18:48
I'm saying like under like maybe 1000 dollars SR20 swap S14
1:18:52
recently. That's a good deal.
1:18:54
No. No.
1:18:55
Yeah, no. What's the least you've ever
1:18:56
paid for a 240? I don't know.
1:19:00
Mine's $400. Mine's 300.
1:19:02
No, I didn't pay. That I'm not in the running,
1:19:04
bro. I mean, someone gave me one, but
1:19:06
it's a piece of shit car I can't account.
1:19:07
That I mean, they were never like great, but still I bought a
1:19:10
240 for $300.00. Which one was that Lindsay's
1:19:14
car? I was.
1:19:15
I came in when it was like the $1000 range.
1:19:18
No, you, I mean. Well, I'm also looking for like
1:19:21
exactly what I want. Yeah, yeah.
1:19:23
Yeah. No, I would just be like, yeah,
1:19:24
that one's not Rusty. I'll take it.
1:19:25
Yeah. Yeah.
1:19:26
I was like, I need a sunroof. I need a hatch, yeah.
1:19:29
You know you could be still picky back then, now that same
1:19:31
car's $3500. Yeah, I got him 3500.
1:19:35
That's. That's cheap.
1:19:36
No, I mean it's like. 5. For a.
1:19:38
Shell, I'm talking about like a car with no engine.
1:19:40
No, I was where it's like running car was 2 grand.
1:19:44
Yeah, You were what, Fort 2? You can maybe get him for 15.
1:19:47
A buddy might have it for a grand, but it was like running
1:19:49
driving 2 grand. Yeah, I got a slick top coop for
1:19:52
that price, dude. And then Sr. cars were like,
1:19:54
what, 5 grand that was. Usually the number, yeah.
1:19:56
Yep. I paid 1500 bucks for my Sr. car
1:19:59
my 2:40 that I still own. Yeah.
1:20:01
It's the original engine, right? Yeah, well, no, it didn't come
1:20:04
with that engine. The engine.
1:20:05
It was an Sr. car, but it was blown up.
1:20:07
Yeah, but I paid 1500 bucks for. It I'd be finding Sr. cars now
1:20:10
for 8 grand or so and I'm like. What, like, is it coming back
1:20:16
down? What is that low?
1:20:18
I feel like for an S4, it wasn't the specific car I'm talking
1:20:21
about. It was 8 grand, it was an S14,
1:20:23
it had an Sr. in it and it's just like runs and drives needs
1:20:27
TLC or some bullshit. I'm just so.
1:20:29
Glad I don't have to buy 240 right now.
1:20:31
For real? Yeah, you don't.
1:20:33
They make Corvettes. They're better.
1:20:34
Jesus Christ. You want to put it out?
1:20:36
I asked. 300 Anything Toyota Hope?
1:20:37
This dude I want an. I asked 300, but they were
1:20:40
talking. Those are getting expensive too.
1:20:43
Are they? What?
1:20:44
Yeah, how expensive is expensive for an IS300?
1:20:47
Because they're like 1500 bucks. No, they're not.
1:20:50
All day, all great. Two grand.
1:20:52
What? But here's the problem.
1:20:54
Are you looking for a manual? No, no, no.
1:20:56
Here's looking for one that doesn't look like it was.
1:20:58
Clapped out? Yeah.
1:20:59
That's the problem, I was gonna say.
1:21:00
That's the problem. You want too much.
1:21:02
You need to. You need to.
1:21:03
You need to find a Georgia Peach in the weeds.
1:21:05
What does that mean? You know.
1:21:10
Why did you remember that? What?
1:21:13
For fucking evening. Our buddy said that the other
1:21:16
day, and me and Frankie both looked at him like he had 10
1:21:19
heads. You're like, what did you just
1:21:20
say? But then it made sense.
1:21:21
But you got to find that one. OK, so like let's say you see
1:21:24
one for 1500 bucks because ironically enough, they're
1:21:27
always on the island. No, they're not.
1:21:30
They totally are like Elma I. Bought my 2:40 on Long Island.
1:21:35
See, I bought a 240 from. Not maybe, no.
1:21:38
I was in Long Island. I think it was in the Bronx or
1:21:40
something, but. I bought a lot of 240 from
1:21:43
Staten Island. Yikes.
1:21:44
OK. Hopefully French are.
1:21:46
Yeah, I'm trying to. I'm thinking already.
1:21:48
The armpit of New York. Yeah.
1:21:51
So I pick up this 240, right? She's they're like, yeah, the
1:21:54
the headlights are broken. I'm like, oh, that's OK Then I
1:21:57
hit that Long Island traffic. So now it's getting around, you
1:22:00
know, like 4:00 PM and then I start, I get the car, start
1:22:03
driving back, it's like 5. I'm like, oh man.
1:22:07
This is going to be a wild ride. This is.
1:22:09
Going to be. Bad I I fucking.
1:22:11
I get into New York City, there's heavy traffic.
1:22:13
Sun is setting. I'm like, fuck, I love an
1:22:16
adventure like. That I was like, that's the same
1:22:18
car I have. I was like, fuck, man.
1:22:20
All right, well, I guess I'm just going to drive home with no
1:22:22
headlights. That's just what it's going to
1:22:23
happen. So I start going.
1:22:25
I get into Manhattan, I start crossing over to go to Lincoln
1:22:28
Tunnel. All of a sudden the car starts
1:22:30
overheating. And I was like, what the fuck is
1:22:32
this? I pulled over.
1:22:34
The fan is like, stuck on something.
1:22:35
It won't rotate. Like, it's just, I'm like, Oh my
1:22:38
fucking God, I'm about to go into the tunnel with all this
1:22:40
traffic. I'm going to be that guy that
1:22:42
fucking breaks down in the Lincoln Tunnel and causes
1:22:44
everyone tonight to. Be ruined.
1:22:46
Just ruined. Dude, I'm literally pulled over,
1:22:50
like right before you make that turn to go in and I'm just
1:22:53
pulled over on the side of the road with the car off and I'm
1:22:55
like, I got to make a decision. Why does that happen at?
1:22:57
Because that happened to me, but on the George Washington.
1:22:59
Yeah, I'm just like, I got to make.
1:23:01
We have a good story about that, but we're just like we knocked.
1:23:03
Remember we had two flats on the trailer, on the GW light on it.
1:23:06
Big trailer. Anyway, I made it.
1:23:08
Yeah. So I just hooked it.
1:23:11
So I would turn it off, turn it back on, Yeah, turn it.
1:23:14
Off. I just got lucky with the
1:23:15
traffic situation. For some reason it was moving in
1:23:17
the tunnel and I was like, fucking thank God.
1:23:20
I would block it up just enough for me to do a fucking Formula
1:23:24
One through Wee Hawk and run through there.
1:23:26
Yeah. That's kind of what I did,
1:23:28
Chris. That was the IS300.
1:23:30
You got no. Oh wait, so back to the IS300.
1:23:32
You got to find the Georgia Peach and the weeds because
1:23:36
because they're they're all they're all selling.
1:23:40
All the cheap ones are selling because no one wants to build
1:23:43
them. They all take.
1:23:44
Effort. They all take effort.
1:23:47
They all need the same thing. They're all.
1:23:49
Pissing oil. Toyota Yeah.
1:23:50
What is it like the valve cover? Gas or something?
1:23:52
Toyota valve cover gas a Cam. Seal front, main, rear, main,
1:23:55
all of that. All of this, Yeah.
1:23:56
I don't care about the engine being a little messed up like
1:23:58
that. I hate when like the cars all
1:24:00
banged. OK, OK, here's, here's how to
1:24:02
get rid of Yeah, Carl, what you really hate is paying any money
1:24:05
for the thing. I also don't want to pay.
1:24:06
Let's pay 0. Carl knows about.
1:24:08
This I want to win. I'll find.
1:24:11
You want to just starts rifling them over to you because you
1:24:14
just got to find one where the body is like pretty straight and
1:24:17
they had and like for some reason they have the worst
1:24:19
fucking pictures. For some reason it's a salvage
1:24:21
title, but don't worry about that.
1:24:22
Shut up. Shut.
1:24:23
Up, you know. Yeah, not to mention that
1:24:25
they're all automatic and you're going to have to swap.
1:24:26
It that's the other problem, you got to swap it, but now.
1:24:30
You really like if I'm going to get into a project, that's going
1:24:32
to cost. 10s of thousands of dollars because it's going to
1:24:35
need, at least, it's going to need a body kit, it's going to
1:24:37
need paint, it's going to need the motor redone, it's going to
1:24:39
need the interior redone. It's going to need a trans swap.
1:24:42
What's a glass of water when you're already?
1:24:44
Drowning, right, $1000 for that. Just get A1J.
1:24:46
Man, they're cheaper than SR's. Now that's perfect.
1:24:48
No, that's got a 2J in it. Just put A53 truck engine bow
1:24:51
tie till they've done it. Just.
1:24:52
Gets a turbo. With the swapping of the
1:24:54
transmission you don't really. In my honest opinion, a W series
1:24:59
like a 5558 just isn't. It's it doesn't do it for me.
1:25:04
Like the gearing is like way spaced.
1:25:06
It makes the car really lazy and like you really got to work it a
1:25:10
little bit. Car feels, yeah, lazy.
1:25:13
What? Yeah, the Cressida.
1:25:15
Yeah, you should have let me drive.
1:25:17
That I would have put. Transmission whip that.
1:25:19
Yeah, I don't. It's just the transmission.
1:25:20
I'm talking about the engines. Great.
1:25:21
It's a. VBW Series trans.
1:25:23
The gearing is very. What's that training Commander?
1:25:26
The W it's out of like Mark 3 Supra SC300 manual like that's a
1:25:32
W 58. The 55 just came in is and it's
1:25:35
a very weak it's also very glass.
1:25:37
I feel like I could hit 90 miles an hour in second gear.
1:25:39
It's long. Yeah, so just I have.
1:25:42
A PD in mind? No, it has power, but.
1:25:44
It's yeah, but then now we're talking big bucks again.
1:25:47
Not if you order two Fashion Motorsports.
1:25:49
It was reasonably priced. I love that shameless plug, but.
1:25:52
I did. We got Aero.
1:25:53
There was a different. There's a bunch of different.
1:25:56
Wraps. Of a year.
1:25:57
OK. All right.
1:25:58
Moving on. Moving on, there's a bunch of,
1:26:01
don't worry, we're still just sitting at the shop on top for
1:26:04
another year. So it took a year.
1:26:05
Another year. Oh, you ordered a body cane.
1:26:07
Yeah, yeah. Nice.
1:26:09
Like 3 years ago. You're one of the first.
1:26:12
Yeah. No, no.
1:26:13
No, no. No, no.
1:26:14
It just took a long time to get. It was during COVID.
1:26:16
Was it a BN kit? No, it was Origin Origin Kit.
1:26:18
One of the most fast, the faster ones that come.
1:26:20
Well, I think one of the things got delayed, right?
1:26:24
I don't remember. Yeah, one of the one of the
1:26:26
bumpers or something got. The We ordered two or three kits
1:26:28
at once too, so it was like a big.
1:26:30
Worth it? So did any of those kits get
1:26:33
used yet? No, the sense of urgency just
1:26:35
didn't exist. Yeah, it doesn't.
1:26:37
No, it was like the COVID shipping time.
1:26:38
That's what happened. But now you, now we.
1:26:40
Have it? Yeah, now we have.
1:26:41
It Now you're gonna drift Now, though, what?
1:26:43
Do you mean? There you go.
1:26:44
Probably you pulled the 2:40 at the garden.
1:26:46
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I mean it was always 4 by
1:26:48
240, but the the car kind of went in the garden because it
1:26:51
turned into the garden. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
1:26:54
It's like it's gonna come back out now.
1:26:55
You're gonna use the kit. Isn't that from that book?
1:26:58
What is it? Of Mice and Men or something,
1:26:59
where he goes into the garden and they shoot some.
1:27:01
No, that's the rabbits. That's that's of mice and men,
1:27:03
Yeah. Where it's like you leave the
1:27:05
rabbits George, and then he shoots on wait.
1:27:07
What? How did?
1:27:08
You say. That they want.
1:27:09
Those are iteration of that movie because the guy is like
1:27:12
mentally like handicapped. Yes, very PC.
1:27:16
He tried. And he's telling him to like,
1:27:17
look at the rabbits. And like he shoots him.
1:27:21
In the garden. What is this man not in the
1:27:22
garden I was. Like by the river you don't know
1:27:24
of mice and. You didn't read that book in
1:27:25
school. No, actually, I didn't read any
1:27:27
book in school until like my second year in college.
1:27:30
That's like I've managed to not have to read anything.
1:27:33
Yeah, I barely read stuff. I read a lot now, but like
1:27:37
through my formal education, I didn't read anything.
1:27:40
Anyway, pull that car out of the garden, because it's out.
1:27:42
It's out. No, it's out.
1:27:43
It's out. It's in the trailer.
1:27:44
I don't let it go. I used it twice.
1:27:46
A kid on Yeah, there we go. That.
1:27:49
Nope. I want like to like redo it
1:27:52
fully, like I wanna strip it to a shell, repaint the shell, put
1:27:56
the kid on, I get it be perfect. OK, new harness, yeah, new
1:28:00
engine build not. It doesn't need a new engine,
1:28:02
but it just needs to be like five years later.
1:28:05
No, I mean, that's reasonable. Is your interior painted?
1:28:08
You guys should chat, yeah? It is.
1:28:10
Did you do it? Yeah, I I mean, I didn't
1:28:13
personally do it, but I had it though.
1:28:14
This is one of the things I'm dreading on my car, right?
1:28:16
Now painting the interior. Yeah, it sucks.
1:28:19
Yeah, man, like prepping it. Yeah, you didn't prep it.
1:28:23
No, I did. I prepped it.
1:28:25
Look at the paint behind those eyes.
1:28:26
Standing a lot of just mushing your fingers in the metal and
1:28:29
you're big on flashback. Yeah, it's not fun.
1:28:31
Yeah, we painted. I remember I painted my roll
1:28:34
cage. That might be the most miserable
1:28:37
thing I've ever done on a car. Yeah.
1:28:38
Oh my God, my cage is so bad that we painted.
1:28:40
Yeah, and that's the other thing.
1:28:41
It's so hard to get it right. Yeah, like the realistically, to
1:28:44
get an interior painted right, the glass has to come in the
1:28:47
car, yeah. You know, and look at the car
1:28:49
needs to be like a shell, yeah, and like then you could paint
1:28:52
the engine Bay and the interior like, nice.
1:28:55
And then you got the sound deadening, like now I gotta pull
1:28:56
the sound deadening out because. I don't have any of that.
1:28:58
My interior is like completely got it but.
1:29:01
I'm like, do I pull the sound ending out or do I try to paint
1:29:03
it? No.
1:29:04
Pull it out, dry ice it just. Take it out, I know, and if you
1:29:06
want sound deadening again like put like dynamite.
1:29:09
In Dynamite, that shit sucks too, because it's like that's
1:29:11
glued. On and it's.
1:29:12
Like but it's like I mean. Can I typically it's kind of
1:29:15
remove that with? Dry ice?
1:29:16
Probably, yeah, that's, yeah, it's just tar.
1:29:18
It's the same thing. It's just tar, probably.
1:29:20
Tar. It's probably better than the
1:29:21
factory stuff, right? 10 for 10, Yeah, it's stuff a
1:29:23
bit better. All right, you convinced me.
1:29:26
How did? Ethan, we're taking the
1:29:28
windshield out. Stop.
1:29:29
Sorry. Stop.
1:29:31
Just stop. Right.
1:29:32
There's not hard to get. I just got one the other day.
1:29:34
I want my windshield. We should have painted it.
1:29:36
Before. I want my windshield so bad then
1:29:39
just got glued in because you had an event because you did.
1:29:41
Like oh because of the stickers and shit on.
1:29:42
It my windshield is like a. I don't think it's OEM, but it's
1:29:45
kind of blue tint to it and it's got all the stickers.
1:29:48
On it there? Like, no.
1:29:49
When I ordered the windshield, he asked me if I wanted blue or
1:29:52
or brown or whatever. What'd you get?
1:29:54
The one that he had in stock, what color is that?
1:29:58
Brown. Probably, yeah.
1:29:59
How did you? How do you know Frankie?
1:30:02
Is it because he had a Subaru for like 15?
1:30:04
No club loose, probably. Definitely club.
1:30:06
Loose or Queens? Did you go to Queens?
1:30:09
That's been a hot topic, Frankie.
1:30:11
Don't even bring up zombie drift or whatever.
1:30:13
Drift zombies. Drift zombie because Frankie.
1:30:15
Stuffed Lombies, we. That was the golden era, man.
1:30:18
We would trailer our cars and. Josh was.
1:30:21
Over. So like, I feel exactly how you
1:30:23
do right now. Dude, I doesn't wait for this to
1:30:25
happen. It is sick.
1:30:27
Look, he's he's so horny. Just let it ride.
1:30:29
That was the best time. Right now, you're horned over
1:30:31
right now. It was.
1:30:32
It was some of the best times of my life.
1:30:34
For sure, me too. Can you tell us from your point
1:30:36
of view? Because we've heard Frankie's
1:30:37
point of view. So like Romanticizes Highway.
1:30:40
And shit. We used to go drifting in
1:30:43
Flushing, Queens. It was this huge, just big
1:30:47
parking lot that was underneath the Cross Island Pkwy for people
1:30:49
that don't know Parkway. The Men in Black.
1:30:52
The Men in Black. The Men in Black Park at the at
1:30:54
the end of the movie. Do you know the movie Men in
1:30:56
Black? Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
1:30:57
Do you know the spaceships? Yeah, yeah.
1:30:58
That are the. It's World's Fair buildings.
1:31:00
Yeah. It was that parking lot like
1:31:03
below it more or less OK. It's technically great backed.
1:31:05
Street. But yeah, it was like right
1:31:06
there on the water. So Will Smith was there.
1:31:09
Is it on the water? Yeah, yeah.
1:31:10
Well, I don't know. It's in the park.
1:31:12
It's. Like a water.
1:31:13
Pond. Maybe there's a pond or
1:31:14
something. Yeah, OK.
1:31:15
There was water there, but yeah, it was dark, so we didn't.
1:31:18
Yeah. It was always dark.
1:31:19
So Will Smith was at. Will Smith was there.
1:31:21
Yeah. It was sick, so like as we were.
1:31:23
Drifting. Yeah, as we were drifting, he
1:31:25
was like fighting the big bug in the background.
1:31:27
It was hilarious. No.
1:31:29
So we used to. I don't even know how we started
1:31:31
hearing about that event. Like these kids would like, put
1:31:34
it online or whatever. We'd have like a discussion and
1:31:36
like. We'd meet up at this place and
1:31:38
we'd meet up late. It would start at like 1:00 in
1:31:41
the morning and we would, we would go and get there at 1:00.
1:31:44
We would drive our cars out there and we'd show up and it'd
1:31:48
be like 200 people there. Like watching.
1:31:52
It was insane. So like there was probably like
1:31:55
10 or 20 of us maybe probably like 10 or 15 of us driving and
1:32:00
we would drive for hours like it would that no one ever showed
1:32:03
up. And there was the the Parkway or
1:32:05
whatever highway is like over the over the parking lot.
1:32:09
It'd be like lined with spectators like for real 200
1:32:12
people like would be there watching.
1:32:13
It was insane, like. Like how horny Frankie.
1:32:15
It was pretty. Sick.
1:32:16
It was so good. It was like a takeover.
1:32:18
No. Definitely not like a takeover.
1:32:21
It was kind of. It was crazy.
1:32:23
Just no one got punted. No, it was organized.
1:32:25
They had like there was someone running grid.
1:32:26
It was a full cone course. You know, like it.
1:32:28
Was very weird. Like and it was like never a
1:32:30
problem. It was like these guys, I think.
1:32:33
The guys who did that are, are the guys who are involved in the
1:32:37
the Long Island drift event thing.
1:32:39
Damn. Hats off to him.
1:32:40
So when the first one, which was like a couple weeks ago, some
1:32:44
kid came up to me, I forgot who it was.
1:32:46
But he was like, yo, I remember you from Queens and like he knew
1:32:49
the whole like thing and I was and he showed me like he had
1:32:51
like video of. It There's still a couple videos
1:32:54
out there. I've seen them.
1:32:55
They're on YouTube and that's how I know what it looks like, I
1:32:57
think because they're seeing that video because of when you
1:33:00
brought this up. Well, like GoPro video back then
1:33:02
was so shitty. It's so bad.
1:33:03
It's like, really grainy. Yeah.
1:33:06
GoPro still sucks with the night vision, does it?
1:33:09
Yeah, like it's big. I mean, it's better than what it
1:33:11
was. I haven't tried.
1:33:13
To I feel like that's where. Yeah, that is where we met a
1:33:15
lot. Of you that's I definitely met
1:33:16
like Justin there. So then Joe was there too then?
1:33:19
My. Association.
1:33:21
No, I don't. We didn't hang out.
1:33:22
Yeah, no, we were hanging out. We were probably hanging out
1:33:24
then. Just not there.
1:33:26
What year was that? 2011 Ten Yeah, yeah.
1:33:31
I don't know what I was. Doing damn drifting, wasn't it?
1:33:33
Was like the first year I got my car.
1:33:35
About 2010 to 2012 ish. Yeah, I think it went on for two
1:33:39
years. Yeah, it was probably like 3 or
1:33:41
4 spectacle events like that, like that, I don't remember.
1:33:46
Then eventually they, like someone, got wind of it and shut
1:33:49
it. Down.
1:33:49
Damn. It was funny, though, people did
1:33:51
start trailering their cars out. There.
1:33:53
Yeah, it was crazy. Like they would trailer their
1:33:55
cars from New Jersey. I was like trailer.
1:33:57
It was crazy. Yeah, Justin would trailer the
1:33:58
car. That's what I'm saying.
1:34:00
Like, that's so fucking. It was like we would and like.
1:34:03
It was a real event. We'd start at 1:00 and we we
1:34:05
didn't leave till the sun came up.
1:34:06
We were there all night. It was crazy.
1:34:09
I was telling Carl I was like we I used to work valet and me and
1:34:12
my friend Jesse would work valet and then.
1:34:14
We would just be like, yo, just pocket all the tips, just steal
1:34:17
all the tips because we got to pay for the tolls and everything
1:34:20
all right? And we just leave that night at
1:34:23
like whenever it got out late all the.
1:34:25
Reason I remembered like I I kind of remember being like.
1:34:28
Justin being like, yeah, Frankie's coming, but he's still
1:34:30
working valet. Yes, yes, yes.
1:34:33
He's the comic book series, yeah.
1:34:35
Right. And then we would just drive our
1:34:36
two 40s all the way over and there's no one there because
1:34:39
it's the middle of the night. Yeah, like New York traffic
1:34:41
wasn't a big deal then because it was in the middle of the.
1:34:43
Night and then after we're done we just get halal guys and and
1:34:46
then. We go home.
1:34:49
I feel like, so every time we talk about that story, I like to
1:34:52
compare it to now, because yeah, and you mentioned takeovers too,
1:34:57
so like. I hate do you do you guys get
1:35:02
customers where you look at it and you're like this is going to
1:35:08
get, this is going to clip somebody I think you know what I
1:35:10
mean like. No, like we don't work on those.
1:35:12
You're like, hey yo, like that shit.
1:35:14
Get back in smack. Or something like that
1:35:17
something. Do you guys work on a lot of
1:35:18
like Chryslers? No Chryslers.
1:35:21
Mopar. Mopar.
1:35:22
Chryslers touch this floor. No, no, that's the takeover car
1:35:26
of choice. The cars that Yeah, the scat.
1:35:27
Pack our Our takeover cars are G30 Sevens.
1:35:31
And is 300 just as weird? Really.
1:35:33
They are, Yeah. What does?
1:35:34
That sucks. I do.
1:35:34
Any of them. Cops are going to target you
1:35:37
now. They don't.
1:35:38
I don't want anymore. I saw you at the takeover.
1:35:41
That wasn't me. That wasn't me.
1:35:44
But no. Yeah.
1:35:44
That's do those videos like. Make my blood boil?
1:35:47
Yeah, like it's. Does that happen on the island?
1:35:50
Yeah, I feel like it happens. That hasn't happened.
1:35:52
So, like, Queens and Brooklyn are part of the island.
1:35:54
So, like, that's all, yeah. They'd be doing, they'd be doing
1:35:57
like this shit. Oh yeah.
1:35:59
Or whatever the. Those kids just literally run in
1:36:01
front of the cars. I don't understand that
1:36:03
whatsoever. They're.
1:36:03
Like it's very weird. Me next.
1:36:04
Me next? And then?
1:36:08
They My pants fell off. Literally, did you see the?
1:36:10
One where I. Think it's brain damage?
1:36:12
No, dude, this one. Bro, this guy had to been made
1:36:16
out of Sacre. Pure fucking concrete.
1:36:19
Because when it went boom, the the quarter panel was fucked,
1:36:25
Yeah. But the kid, like, just stood up
1:36:27
well. It's all that adrenaline, too.
1:36:28
They always get up and. They Oh yeah, they get up
1:36:30
because they don't want to get by a car.
1:36:31
They're just humiliated. I'm like, bro, that's going to
1:36:34
feel horrible tomorrow. What if it's like a brag to get
1:36:37
that I got? Fucking my head, bro.
1:36:41
I'll. Try to explain it to me one time
1:36:43
like a hype. Yeah.
1:36:44
It's like a yeah, some kind of just so hype.
1:36:46
You want to throw yourself in front of a car.
1:36:48
I don't think I've ever been that hype.
1:36:49
That wish I have. I would try to explain it to me.
1:36:51
He's like, yeah, you know, it's like you're in the pit.
1:36:53
It's crazy. It's like what?
1:36:55
Like? Well, like in the middle.
1:36:56
Right, Yeah, Why would you? And then they set themselves on
1:36:58
fire. And it's just your.
1:36:59
Malcolm. So fucked up.
1:37:01
Yeah, our Malcolm, that's all. This is why we don't have alien
1:37:03
odds, because they're like, they look at that and they're like,
1:37:05
oh, no way. They're not ready.
1:37:06
It's like. They're not ready let.
1:37:08
Them take longer. They're not ready.
1:37:10
They're not ready for us. They're still letting themselves
1:37:12
on fire. Yeah, we'll stay in hiding that.
1:37:15
Oh, don't even get me started. Where are we gonna talk about
1:37:17
that? Listen, I You think?
1:37:19
Takeover kids are aliens. That's little conspiracy shit.
1:37:24
I think that's why we haven't seen I.
1:37:26
Think they're the aliens, cuz they're they're like let's see,
1:37:29
let's let's push the human race now and see how fucking dumb
1:37:33
these people are. Dude, takeovers are like Middle
1:37:37
America stuff. No, it's not.
1:37:39
No, I feel like that's like, you know.
1:37:42
You used to look at that kind of stuff being like, oh, they do
1:37:44
that stuff out there because they're fucked up.
1:37:45
No, like that takeover thing started like Oakland, CA and
1:37:49
then like the Internet like. Brought it here.
1:37:52
It did. Remember when I showed you
1:37:54
remember like ghost ride the whip and then just turned into
1:37:57
this like nonsense sideshow? Thing Well, we we had we had a
1:38:01
podcast with Lexus King and Jamar.
1:38:06
I forget what his name last name is, but they do Black dudes
1:38:09
drift in California. We were asking them about
1:38:11
sideshows and shit, cuz they're from the Bay Area and they
1:38:14
described a completely different type of deal.
1:38:17
And then they were like, yeah, we hate when it's called
1:38:19
sideshows. So they feel like the same way.
1:38:21
Would they be offended right now if I called it a sideshow?
1:38:23
Well, probably, but they like described to us what sideshows
1:38:27
were. It was a show aspect of it it.
1:38:30
Was kind of ridiculous, but not anywhere near what.
1:38:34
It is now you were. Just trying to get.
1:38:35
Girls, bro. Yeah, that's what they.
1:38:36
Mean you said they were. I mean literally just trying to
1:38:38
get girls cuz you can't bring your car in the club, you.
1:38:39
Know now it's just someone that can barely drive.
1:38:42
Driving through a crowd of people, yeah.
1:38:45
And then? It's way different now, driving
1:38:46
over more people to get away from the police.
1:38:48
Yeah, yeah. But I've seen people get their
1:38:50
windshield stomped in just because they're like.
1:38:53
Well, you have pedestrians just smash his windshield and jump
1:38:55
all over the. Well, the moment they hit
1:38:57
somebody, it's like. Yeah, let's fuck the car up is.
1:39:00
That what it is. I don't think, well, that's
1:39:02
that's one part. There's two things going on
1:39:04
here. So yeah, once someone like hits
1:39:06
a dude they like, beat the shit out of the dude in their car,
1:39:11
the risk reward is not so. That guy jumped in, got hit, and
1:39:15
then they did. The crowd tries to like, fuck up
1:39:18
the guy driving and ruin his car, Which the car probably it
1:39:21
comes in ruined. So it looks like trash already.
1:39:24
Let's be honest. That guy's making weekly
1:39:26
payments anyway. Like.
1:39:27
It's credits. Yeah.
1:39:28
I mean, most of those cars are probably not their car.
1:39:30
Yeah, but then there's another thing.
1:39:32
Wait, I lost. I lost, Which is crowd shows.
1:39:34
The other thing is, the crowd of people just get so hyped.
1:39:37
They're so excited about burning themselves and running each
1:39:40
other over that they just beat the shit out of parked cars.
1:39:44
It's like Street Fighter, Like Street Fighter.
1:39:46
They just beat the shit out of the Lexus.
1:39:47
Yeah, that's what it is. Yes, I we had a Lexus at the
1:39:50
shop the other day. Like a really nice LS400.
1:39:53
I looked at Collins like, you really want to beat the shit out
1:39:55
right now, right? I'm not alone right here.
1:39:57
You guys know we're talking about Street Fighter.
1:39:59
Let's just. Don't shit a couple times that
1:40:01
you. Like the UCF 10 just sitting and
1:40:04
then you just beat the shit out of it on the beach.
1:40:05
I just want to E Honda the shit in it.
1:40:07
What do you what do you guys think the solution is for
1:40:09
takeovers? How do we stop?
1:40:10
It don't call it the. Solution What's the final
1:40:13
solution for takeovers? Because they're definitely not
1:40:17
going to go to an organized event.
1:40:19
No. No.
1:40:20
I mean I've seen it happen now more than once where like I'll I
1:40:25
know like you're I know this person is who is the person that
1:40:29
does that like can you just like what is the target market for
1:40:32
takeover like who's showing up like someone in SpongeBob
1:40:35
sweatpants and stuff is that the the person feel like they're.
1:40:38
All really emotional kids. What do you mean by emotional
1:40:43
like? Really fucking they always
1:40:45
fucking posting some zesty ass story where it's like fucking
1:40:50
can't handle these vibes. Something like that.
1:40:54
I can't handle you. I didn't know that was a thing.
1:40:57
I didn't know, like zesty vibes. Zesty dudes were.
1:40:59
Things are so fucked up now. Long lived juice world.
1:41:02
Oh my God, that. Kind of shit definitely like
1:41:05
Juice World fans are like sideshow takers.
1:41:08
How was he? You shot that hot top of your
1:41:09
takeover juice world. I was like a.
1:41:12
I don't know a rapper. He's a mumble rapper, will say.
1:41:14
Right, Yeah. Oh, a mumble.
1:41:15
Rapper passed away like. He died like 18 years ago and
1:41:18
he's still putting out singles every month.
1:41:20
I don't They have AI now. Is that what's going on?
1:41:22
Probably. I don't know, man.
1:41:24
No this one how? Come says he's got stacked
1:41:26
music. Just sitting somewhere.
1:41:28
Yeah. Our one, our one friend, just a
1:41:30
couple of our friends comments all the Eggers.
1:41:32
Hey so everyone with that. Cuss we.
1:41:36
Have a lot of Edgar customers. Me too.
1:41:41
We do now. You're about to lose them.
1:41:44
No, no more of a disrespectful. It's just kind of.
1:41:46
How you would describe the person?
1:41:47
What about broccoli heads? Broccoli heads.
1:41:50
How about that? What's a broccoli head like?
1:41:51
Everybody got a Everyone who has them now, broccoli head, a perm.
1:41:55
Yeah, they got. Like Big Worm.
1:41:56
Top of their hair like perm their hair.
1:41:58
Like, yeah. Big worm, big perm.
1:42:00
Oh, big perm. Yeah, I know.
1:42:01
Exactly. You guys don't know, do they?
1:42:03
Really. They really do that, though.
1:42:04
They really get their hair. Yeah, they hit the they hit the
1:42:07
salon, they get a fucking perm and then they're like, yo, I
1:42:10
can't wait to sleep. It's really nice.
1:42:13
Fucking like me too. I actually get a perm right?
1:42:15
Carl said every time he goes to the gym, it's just broccoli.
1:42:18
It's just. What's up?
1:42:19
Oh, I know what it is. It's a.
1:42:21
It's a TikTok kid. Well, actually there's.
1:42:22
No, no, no. It's, it's, it's, it's, yeah.
1:42:24
They just got like a like a sponge on their head and like
1:42:26
hangs in their face. Yeah.
1:42:29
Like a sea sponge. That's perfect.
1:42:33
We have a lot of those customers too.
1:42:35
Yeah. Yeah.
1:42:35
Wait, can we? We have an employee that looks
1:42:37
like one of them. I know who you're talking about.
1:42:39
I'm not gonna name drop. I'm gonna give him a.
1:42:41
Break. Damn.
1:42:43
Wow. Can we go back to the final
1:42:45
solution for takeovers? What do you guys think it's
1:42:47
gonna be? They're gonna just ruin car
1:42:50
community and then it's gonna be so that's not a solution.
1:42:53
That's the car. We know the problem, no.
1:42:56
I'm just saying that's the that's not the solution, that's
1:42:59
the end result. That it's just going to ruin car
1:43:02
stuff so much that no one will do stuff with their.
1:43:05
Natural selection will just no. I can only hope.
1:43:08
It doesn't happen fast enough. It doesn't.
1:43:09
They keep making themselves way faster than they've run
1:43:11
themselves over. Yeah, you're.
1:43:12
Right the issue. That I am having is.
1:43:14
Is that OK? I try to be a nonbiased party,
1:43:18
but I can't really see it from that angle at all and like I do
1:43:24
pretty dumb stuff. Wait, what?
1:43:26
What? Don't you see?
1:43:27
I don't see the enjoyment, I don't see the appeal.
1:43:29
I don't see talking about Frankie and Colin were just
1:43:34
like, dude, have you heard about the zombie meats?
1:43:37
It was like nearly the same thing, but organized and no one
1:43:39
got hit by a car. Well, there's the OR.
1:43:41
Where's the organizing? Difference.
1:43:43
The main difference is 1 is like.
1:43:45
No one died. I think we only see the
1:43:47
unsuccessful sideshows. Maybe there's like ones that are
1:43:50
really. No way.
1:43:51
What is this this? Is why he doesn't drift.
1:43:53
I just like to be the devil, that advocate.
1:43:56
Because. Joe is just trying to stir the
1:43:57
pot. I feel it.
1:43:58
What would you call a successful sideshow?
1:44:01
More hits or less hits? More hits, more.
1:44:05
See what I'm saying? If we're gonna see some shit, I
1:44:10
wanna see some shit. I feel like if we're talking
1:44:12
about it, we're gonna perpetuate it.
1:44:13
Now there's gonna be more sideshows.
1:44:15
We're making it like a thing. We've thought about this before.
1:44:19
No, Colin Frank, you're like zombie takeover, was not
1:44:24
sideshow drone strikes. We need Obama back.
1:44:31
Somebody also said from Devin, we just don't give them any
1:44:34
attention. What if it's the fucking issue?
1:44:36
Too late? We're literally talking about it
1:44:38
right now. They want too late.
1:44:39
Say they want us. Doing you guys need you need the
1:44:42
comments like on a screen so. We're gonna, we're, we're
1:44:45
hopefully can you pull it up over there?
1:44:47
We're we're hopefully expanding the shot and then we're gonna.
1:44:50
Have a. That's a good idea.
1:44:51
I didn't think about that. But it's very distracting, so
1:44:54
don't let it. Don't let it.
1:44:55
No, but sometimes it's like. Yeah it's it's nice to involve
1:44:57
the there's there's 40 people in here right now what's up Chat.
1:45:00
Thank you for. God help them.
1:45:02
Yeah, that's awesome. 40 fucking people in here that are hearing
1:45:06
us talk about. This, like, live on YouTube?
1:45:07
Yeah, bring that up. But.
1:45:10
I usually do like to take a moment to thank all the people
1:45:12
who are listening live and and on Spotify or Apple Music or
1:45:16
fucking YouTube live, whatever the hell you're listening to
1:45:18
this on. I appreciate that.
1:45:20
And Jake says hello. Hi.
1:45:22
Which Jake? Jake Parrish.
1:45:23
He's a youngblood at Club Loose now.
1:45:25
He's one of the shirtless white dudes that that you described.
1:45:28
You need shirtless white dudes. It gets hot at the track.
1:45:30
I feel like I'm always. Well, that's the thing.
1:45:31
Like is, is club loose still like that.
1:45:34
I haven't been there. I haven't been to club loose
1:45:35
again, probably three more club. Loose is still fun.
1:45:40
Yeah, it's fun of. Shit, it looks fun and do this.
1:45:44
I don't think I know anyone there anymore.
1:45:46
No, you will for sure. If if now especially.
1:45:50
See what he did. See what he did he.
1:45:52
Built in ad. About the the thing and now
1:45:54
he's. No.
1:45:55
Well okay, here's a cool thing that I think is way different
1:45:59
than a few years ago with club loose, and maybe not just Club
1:46:02
loose by Raceway Park in general.
1:46:03
You can have private days now which can go through East Coast
1:46:07
Drift School, get that coordinated plug and like it
1:46:12
just makes the availability of drifting way easier.
1:46:15
Yeah, no, I agree. I think that that stuff's
1:46:17
awesome. I just don't like, I feel like
1:46:20
the crowd of people that was there, you know, 10 years ago
1:46:25
when I was doing it or not the same people.
1:46:26
That no, most of them are not. Yeah, I know what you're saying.
1:46:29
But then occasionally you'll run into someone and be like, Oh my
1:46:31
God, I haven't seen you in 10 years.
1:46:33
It's like it's like a high school reunion.
1:46:34
It's. Fun, yeah.
1:46:35
Yeah, you know, it is like back in the day we went every event.
1:46:40
So it was like, you got there and you were just like at home
1:46:43
and like everyone drove together.
1:46:44
It was sick. It's like now I go, I go to
1:46:46
drive and I'm like, I don't know any of these people.
1:46:48
Like there's a lot of people. Like, I don't want to drive with
1:46:50
any of these people. Like they got crazy fucking cars
1:46:52
and it's just like. I mean, the good news is they
1:46:54
still club loose, is still good about, you know, if they're an A
1:46:57
group driver they you can drive, you know what I mean?
1:47:00
Like, yeah, it was always one of those places where it's.
1:47:02
Still like some a group. You're driving with an FD car,
1:47:04
Yeah, yeah. And it's like, you know.
1:47:07
Our cars are like 3 and a horsepower Sr. cars.
1:47:09
It's like we used to drive. There would be like ten of us
1:47:12
driving together. Yeah, and then now it's like
1:47:14
you're in the mix with all these wild ass cars.
1:47:16
Like I don't want to drive these cars, I want to just go drive B
1:47:19
class. Crazy angle kits, I think that.
1:47:21
Right now, what's cool is like a lot of people are coming back to
1:47:25
it, which is weird. Point in case.
1:47:28
Auto Factory realized posted recently.
1:47:31
Oh yeah, didn't they say they were going?
1:47:32
To start. And they're going to drive at
1:47:34
Jimmy Up, which is a driving or an event in California.
1:47:37
And I feel like you bring, like you just mentioned, you're
1:47:40
bringing your 240 out of the garden and shit.
1:47:43
Like the garden. That I feel like.
1:47:46
I feel like that energy is high right now, you know, Everyone's
1:47:48
fucking horny. No, no, I mean, drifting is
1:47:54
never. It's never become lame.
1:47:56
It's just no. You know.
1:47:57
But I do think that the Super market is fucking crazy.
1:48:00
The supermarket. Is so I hope the shop is doing
1:48:03
well and stuff. No, I mean like just the
1:48:05
absolute abundance of, I don't think I see there's no more
1:48:10
egos. This is so that's true.
1:48:12
Yeah. Which that was a better car.
1:48:15
Oh Jesus. Colin probably agrees.
1:48:19
No. No.
1:48:20
Is it just because of Mitsubishi's quality?
1:48:22
Listen respectfully, Evos are junk.
1:48:24
You. Heard we're.
1:48:26
Talking about trash interior. Yeah.
1:48:28
OK, agreed. It is actually very bad.
1:48:31
Real bad. That was why I got STI and not.
1:48:33
Yeah, an Evo was the interior. He's the gentleman.
1:48:35
And it was the windowless doors, The window of rateless doors.
1:48:39
Very classic. Yeah, that's only fucking
1:48:42
reason. Oh, and the engine is facing the
1:48:44
right way. Yeah, yeah.
1:48:45
That was the well. It's kind of like sideways.
1:48:47
That part is maybe you. Know, but it's still that's.
1:48:48
It's still. The crankshaft is in line with
1:48:51
the. Yeah, sure.
1:48:51
When I grab the shifter, I want to connect into the trans like
1:48:54
directly. I don't want to, but like, you
1:48:56
know, dude, just. I.
1:48:57
Don't know the Evo sound and like the IT just sounds like a
1:49:00
fucking route. I prefer that engine.
1:49:02
I'm not gonna. Yeah, uh huh.
1:49:03
See. I fucking.
1:49:04
Three. I do prefer that on your
1:49:06
background. That's the only let's go.
1:49:09
It's time to. That's really the only part
1:49:11
though, dude. The Subaru engine.
1:49:13
The Subaru Rumble. Sounds great, right?
1:49:16
First mod equal length headers. Yeah, I agree 100%.
1:49:19
Yeah. Yeah, but I understand.
1:49:20
Because I've also been around Subarus for.
1:49:23
Anything to make it sound more like an evil.
1:49:24
Am I right? Yeah, this is a broken place.
1:49:29
But a equal length header Subaru.
1:49:33
Sounds pretty fucking cool. Yeah, yeah, they do.
1:49:36
That shit sounds sick. But the unequal length does
1:49:39
sound cool. It does, Yeah.
1:49:41
That's like I fight with people because I understand equal
1:49:44
length headers make more power and like they really want the
1:49:46
rumble. And I'm like, but power and
1:49:49
they're like, but rumble. I'm like whatever you want to
1:49:52
spend your money on. Yeah, like it perfectly sound
1:49:55
for me. Amazing how many like people
1:49:57
with FA's put on equal length header.
1:49:59
Even the BRZ. The BRZ guys want unequal
1:50:02
length. They want the rumble.
1:50:03
That I don't get. Yeah, I'm like, yo, they
1:50:05
actually made you good now it's like you, you only make 120
1:50:10
horsepower, you're going to make 105 now you're OK with that for
1:50:12
the rumble and they love it like, yes.
1:50:15
That's. Crazy.
1:50:17
And like, let's look, not to mention like the IT totally,
1:50:20
like, hurts the engine. It's not good.
1:50:22
Yeah, you know. Like having that back pressure
1:50:25
be all like. Yeah, it's wacky, but nobody
1:50:27
even. I just, I just it literally I
1:50:30
think of an engine and I think of balance and if the word
1:50:34
unequal isn't it, clearly it's not balanced.
1:50:38
So to me I'm like. Yeah, and that's how they came
1:50:40
from the factory. They were like, all right, 2.5
1:50:42
liters, because Americans like a lot of engine.
1:50:45
And we'll do, we'll make it, we'll make the exhaust really
1:50:48
stupid that way it makes. You got to do that in your other
1:50:50
voice. OK.
1:50:51
No, wait, wait. They haven't heard.
1:50:52
You're Jay Leno. Hey, Jay Leno.
1:50:54
Not good at that though. Yes, you are shut.
1:50:56
This is better though. The fucking yeah.
1:50:58
So you're gonna want to put a fucking 2.5 liter in it.
1:51:02
That way the engine's bigger. And when can I get that back?
1:51:05
Winking. Well, well, we got to make a
1:51:08
whole new fucking short block. So you're gonna have to give me
1:51:10
a couple years, precisely about 13, and then we'll release it in
1:51:13
the United States. And then you're gonna have to,
1:51:17
we're gonna have to change the exhaust.
1:51:18
No. It sounds too much like a
1:51:21
four-cylinder because people like.
1:51:22
V8 Yeah, they're like V8 Chop and they always make this.
1:51:26
Yeah, that's what it was. I mean, that's my theory.
1:51:29
I don't know if there's an. I mean, they were.
1:51:30
They were unequal in Japan too. Were they?
1:51:33
Yeah. No.
1:51:34
Yeah. No.
1:51:36
Yeah. Don't ruin my they weren't what
1:51:38
I believed for my whole life getting.
1:51:41
So. Fucking ruined.
1:51:41
Well, I think you're wrong. I think in Japan they were
1:51:44
equal. Yeah, they're equal length.
1:51:45
They didn't get the rumble. No, they're not rumble boys.
1:51:48
I do hear them there and it's like crispy and loud and brown.
1:51:51
How many engines do we get that has a stock header on it?
1:51:54
OK first of all. The stock cast header.
1:51:56
First of all, how many video clips have you seen of like a
1:52:00
2005 STI? Anything in Japan driving?
1:52:05
I haven't seen like, fucking any.
1:52:06
It's they're not. They're nearly they're not
1:52:09
nearly as popular. There's one video clip I've ever
1:52:12
seen of 1 on a Dino Malcolm. You know it because it opens
1:52:15
every time I type YouTube into my fucking.
1:52:17
Browser for somebody. Also, Colin, I went to Japan and
1:52:20
like the mechanics there I was respectfully, they weren't top
1:52:24
tiers. They probably all blew up over
1:52:25
there. Yeah, I was gonna say, like, I
1:52:27
don't think the guys in Japan knew shit about shooting cars
1:52:31
for real Interesting. Like, they're terrible.
1:52:34
And then, like, I'm gonna bash Frankie.
1:52:36
Dude. There we go, the.
1:52:38
Fucking the JDM like there we go.
1:52:40
Hold on dudes. The ones that like, want just
1:52:42
Japanese shit all the time, just like.
1:52:45
Wreck their shit all the time like.
1:52:48
What are you talking about? Let's talk about it a.
1:52:50
Little bit more. Let's talk about Josh and Tom.
1:52:52
OK. How many times have they fucked
1:52:54
their shit up because they need that?
1:52:56
Japanese bolts? Yeah, Power of C's, all that
1:52:59
junk. All yeah, half the shit on this
1:53:01
wall. There must be a sale tomorrow.
1:53:07
Look, I have. Some late.
1:53:08
See you right here. Look look.
1:53:10
Look. You're growing up, yeah.
1:53:11
It's amazing. We put it in the corner because
1:53:13
no one wants to look at it, but it's here.
1:53:15
Listen, I get the nostalgia. It looks like a cereal box, but
1:53:18
you don't like the way it looks. No link is cool, though we
1:53:21
messed around with it a little bit.
1:53:22
I was like, damn, this thing does everything.
1:53:24
Yeah, and that's like entry level stuff.
1:53:26
Now if only these companies could find some way to get.
1:53:31
You know, he just wants the fucking game.
1:53:33
We just. Want a commander?
1:53:34
Bro? That's literally I How is it
1:53:36
that hard? You.
1:53:37
Should just glue a Game Boy in there.
1:53:38
But how is it so hard for these companies?
1:53:40
Is that? One right there.
1:53:41
Bro, if Link or what's the other one?
1:53:42
Hall Tech, what's the other one? There's another one, right?
1:53:45
Well, Link is as far as like stand alone you.
1:53:46
Master Yeah dude, if if they just spent two hours trying to
1:53:50
figure out how they can make a fucking controller with gauges.
1:53:53
On is that one right? There's the power to.
1:53:54
Digital digital dashes. No, no, no, no.
1:53:57
Buck that I'm not ripping out my OEM.
1:53:59
Dash How about this link makes a 52 millimeter gauge that has
1:54:04
everything you could. Ever want and it has buttons on
1:54:05
it. I can control it from there you
1:54:08
can control. The screen you can't change the
1:54:10
ECU though, but you can change your monitors and stuff like
1:54:14
that. As long as it's got, it needs to
1:54:15
look like a commander. Look how fucking cool.
1:54:17
It looks like a 52 millimeter gauge.
1:54:19
Look how fucking no. I want that.
1:54:20
I want it to look like it's coming on.
1:54:22
That's all. God, listen to me.
1:54:23
Link, Link. If you're out there, the years
1:54:26
of my life come off. I'm like, you know what?
1:54:27
Sounds. You know what?
1:54:28
He's not wrong. I bet.
1:54:30
If we made that dude. If we made. 52 You just take the
1:54:34
screen out of the link. 52 millimeter gauge.
1:54:36
I shouldn't even talk about this.
1:54:37
You shouldn't. Because it's proprietary idea.
1:54:39
And just put it in some stupid thing to hold.
1:54:42
Yeah, like looked like a Dick, you know?
1:54:43
And they just like, hold The best things in life are phallus
1:54:45
shaped right. We don't agree on.
1:54:47
That cut we got some discussion to do.
1:54:48
Yeah, we gotta yeah, we gotta talk about this later.
1:54:50
But no, it's a really good idea. Oh, I thought we were actually
1:54:53
like, no, I. Was like, no, no, but isn't
1:54:54
this? Is a commercial ring we?
1:54:55
Haven't that much fun right now. Isn't that so crazy how they
1:54:57
haven't? Thought of.
1:54:59
I mean. Most people with these guys.
1:55:00
Most people don't want that, OK? I don't want to touch any cop
1:55:03
drive. I might forget about it.
1:55:05
Cobb. A cop has that shit.
1:55:07
You're right, it's only for a Subaru.
1:55:09
Well, no. That's something for Gtr's
1:55:11
Porsche. I'll shameless Plug cop.
1:55:13
Dude, my roommate Tyler with the Cayman 981 Cayman S Yeah, has a
1:55:19
cop. Does it have a turbo on it got?
1:55:20
Tuned with it and everything he made.
1:55:22
They do have turbo ones. Yeah, I think Cobb only makes
1:55:25
access port for turbo cars. No, his is NA.
1:55:28
Oh really? They do, Yeah.
1:55:29
And they make it to the GT3 now too.
1:55:31
Link, listen to us. Make this phone.
1:55:34
Call them today. Call them.
1:55:35
Just ask them. That was yesterday.
1:55:37
Don't. Tell Don't tell them.
1:55:38
You guys make it. Yeah, someone make it.
1:55:40
You just want the screen on the booth?
1:55:42
Control room telling you what the people want.
1:55:43
You got to listen to me, all right?
1:55:45
I'll give you the first prototype.
1:55:46
I'll have it done by the end of the week, you just need a bunch
1:55:48
of work for me. To I know this guy is going to
1:55:50
bother me. All of the power of C SR20 guys
1:55:54
would be like. Do I have a power of C at the
1:55:56
shop? I need one to copy?
1:55:58
I'll 3D you just you just want the shape of a power.
1:56:02
So you want like a car phone. Yeah, yeah, right.
1:56:04
Okay, I wasn't trying to be too specific, but let's be specific.
1:56:09
All SR20 guys want is that power.
1:56:11
If you could literally put the link system in the power of C,
1:56:14
the commander, they would probably go.
1:56:16
They would probably switch to it.
1:56:17
Anyway, but it can say Lincoln all that.
1:56:19
Completely disregard that. It makes your car run way
1:56:22
better. Yeah, yeah, Let's disregard
1:56:24
that. The thing is not going to blow
1:56:25
itself to pieces because it has no idea what's going on.
1:56:27
Yeah, that's fine. No one cares about that.
1:56:29
It's all about aesthetic. So does the apexy have like
1:56:32
knock detection? Fuck yeah, but it's very easy,
1:56:35
no? It does not.
1:56:36
It's on the. It's on the fucking.
1:56:37
End it doesn't Gage, it doesn't pick up anything it.
1:56:41
Just moves, you're done. It doesn't.
1:56:43
It doesn't account for any. Of it, Yeah.
1:56:45
No, it doesn't like no correction, that's why.
1:56:47
You have. That's why you have eyes.
1:56:48
OK. You watch that and then you
1:56:50
account for it, all right? Yeah.
1:56:52
Yeah, brilliant system. Sounds.
1:56:57
Like sounds like a Tim and Eric product far superior.
1:57:01
The local Power FC. Look, it's got coolant
1:57:03
adjustment. What do you mean by adjustment?
1:57:08
If it if it gets hot, it retards the timing.
1:57:11
Oh, so it keeps like the most primitive.
1:57:14
Correction primitive. It's got correction, all right.
1:57:17
It doesn't turn off. It just got.
1:57:19
So you can run a little longer. Yeah.
1:57:21
Anyway, you can find both these systems on
1:57:23
factionmotorsports.com. None of the Do you guys sell
1:57:25
Link? Yes, yeah, we have link.
1:57:28
I was about to say a young one, but okay.
1:57:29
Yeah, we sell them. I mean, like I said, we put them
1:57:32
on cars before. I can't tune.
1:57:33
So I just look at everything and I'm like, yeah, this looks.
1:57:35
Well if you need that then let me know, I know you want to.
1:57:38
Go Do you guys tune? Well, I know you'll tune like
1:57:40
our cars, but you guys tune anything over there?
1:57:43
No, I it's like mostly Subarus and we do a bunch of 240 stuff.
1:57:49
Okay. Can you tune power, Steve?
1:57:51
Yeah. Okay.
1:57:53
Will I? I know it's hard.
1:57:54
No, no, it's. Like, no, it's not.
1:57:56
It's literally not. It's so.
1:57:58
I know. Simple.
1:57:59
The problem is the car is gonna suck and you're gonna be like.
1:58:02
The car sucks. Beat your head over the thing
1:58:04
for an hour. Be like I don't know how to get
1:58:06
this to be any better. Yeah, Hey man, I've enjoyed
1:58:10
mine. Honestly, I've tuned a bunch of
1:58:12
them and they run perfectly fine.
1:58:13
Yeah, it's like. I know what you're saying.
1:58:15
It's, it'll run fine. But then that day that you're
1:58:18
beating the fuck out of it, it's just gonna be like I'm.
1:58:21
Fine, right? I'm fine.
1:58:22
And then it's like I'm melting. Why am I melting?
1:58:27
Piston I'm melting. Piston's just now I have holes
1:58:30
in my piston. Yeah, I got it.
1:58:33
I. Guess now that I think about it,
1:58:34
a power of C is kind of. It's crazy old dude.
1:58:38
Why did it come out like the 80s?
1:58:40
Right. It's probably 2000.
1:58:42
Yeah. Something it's probably like
1:58:44
early early 90s technology and it came out probably like 95 or
1:58:48
something like that. I think it was like right after
1:58:50
the whole like fuel controller. What's funny was when we were
1:58:53
outside looking at your car, yeah, I think it was Colin that
1:58:56
said. He better not be running a Power
1:58:58
FC. He always says that to me every
1:59:00
time I see him. Oh, OK.
1:59:01
I think you feel physical pain when you see it.
1:59:04
Yeah, because he feels bad for the engine.
1:59:06
You're like, This is why there's so much money.
1:59:08
Well, exactly. It's why 240 is cost so much
1:59:10
money. Because we break it for the
1:59:12
Frank or the Sr. in general. Well, the Sr. it's just there's
1:59:14
so many melted ones out there because it has power of C's
1:59:17
hooked to them and then they just throw them out.
1:59:19
You know, how many times did everyone just throw their engine
1:59:22
away when it blew up? And they were like, I'll get
1:59:23
another. One from that one.
1:59:24
Positive, right? I seen that or allegedly dumped
1:59:27
his off. Tom alone crashed the market
1:59:30
like, yeah, by himself. Built an engine after every
1:59:34
event. I hope he's listening.
1:59:35
He was just here and his car's fine right now.
1:59:38
Some yo we went to final bout the other day.
1:59:41
His car didn't break. No.
1:59:43
Really weird. Oh yeah, of course one of them's
1:59:45
got to break. Yeah, there's no way.
1:59:47
You know it's still. It was at the end.
1:59:49
But but Tom's car breaks basically every single event.
1:59:51
Let's be honest. He did an alternator.
1:59:54
That doesn't really count. That counts.
1:59:56
It's still. It's still kind of he still had
1:59:57
to work on the car, but. It wasn't a trans DIF engine.
2:00:01
Look, I just remember it was late at night.
2:00:03
I'm in the parking lot. Frankie's already in bed.
2:00:05
I'm in the parking lot hanging out with Tom and them.
2:00:08
And I said to him, and I said it to him, here I was like, yo, you
2:00:11
did that shit because people talk about Tom breaking stuff,
2:00:15
but he sits there and he'll fix it.
2:00:17
Yeah, Tom's crazy. So.
2:00:19
Yeah, I mean it's it's his car. You should fix his like I'm
2:00:22
packing her up. I'm going home.
2:00:24
I'm going home too, yeah. Not if I'm in Wisconsin.
2:00:26
Alone trans in California. I'm going on Frankie.
2:00:28
Blue his column like it died on the sails.
2:00:30
This cars gonna run like 45 minutes.
2:00:32
Watch this Frankie's car blew a trans and two laps and his
2:00:35
buddies were. Already not too loud to change
2:00:38
it. It was 10 and they and he didn't
2:00:40
what? This was after I drove across
2:00:42
the country. That's insane.
2:00:43
I went to the last East Coast bash I did.
2:00:46
I put 2 transmissions in the car it.
2:00:47
Was a great time. Well, I went really close.
2:00:49
We did it in like 35 minutes, yeah.
2:00:51
You broke two of. Yeah, yeah.
2:00:53
Holy, something was wrong. There it was, a stock trans and
2:00:56
I was making too much horsepower.
2:00:57
How? Much power are you making then?
2:00:59
Yeah, 350 horsepower or something.
2:01:01
Like that. That's nothing.
2:01:02
A whole. Big Well, it was like just the
2:01:03
transmission was. A bad.
2:01:04
Little guy. Yeah, the stock trans.
2:01:06
And they were just all old stock trans, but like, just you know.
2:01:09
You're on AZ Trans now, right? You would have spent a quick
2:01:12
$1000 right there, now and today.
2:01:13
Yeah, no, they were 100 bucks apiece back.
2:01:15
Then yeah, I bought any. Bought one there.
2:01:17
Yeah, I bought one there. So it was 150.
2:01:19
Trailer. I was like, you wanna sell it?
2:01:20
They were like, yeah. How much?
2:01:22
Cheap 100 bucks. Yeah, that was that was the
2:01:24
normal price. That's sick.
2:01:25
Yeah. Someone brought that into.
2:01:26
Pictures of us doing it like people were like watching us and
2:01:29
stuff. It was like.
2:01:31
Yeah, it was. Like 3 or four of us, we knocked
2:01:32
it out and like. That was a dirty day.
2:01:35
That is that when we had the the Hillbilly hot tub.
2:01:38
Oh. Yeah, maybe hillbilly hot.
2:01:40
Dude, it was like hot dog water in there, pickup truck with the.
2:01:42
Pickup truck with a tarp in it? Yep, Yep.
2:01:45
Frankie got a 8 foot bed. That's a big, big hillbilly hot
2:01:49
tub. Yeah, that's a pool.
2:01:50
There was a lot of bacteria, but then the bed's gonna fall.
2:01:52
Apart a lot of bacteria, the next day it was just hot dog
2:01:55
water and tires. It was disgusting, water like it
2:01:58
came out like. Oh, it was so gross.
2:02:01
How was it? It was like, brackish.
2:02:03
This was like probably 2015, like one of the last ones I did.
2:02:07
Yeah, feel like I was there. Maybe.
2:02:10
Maybe not even 2015. Maybe like 2018.
2:02:13
Nineteen. Yeah.
2:02:14
Not have the shop then, no. Yeah, no, my car was never gold
2:02:19
without us having the shop. That's right.
2:02:22
And you didn't you just say that you had to shop for like?
2:02:26
Eight years. We started the shop in 2016.
2:02:30
Yeah. So it was probably like 17 or
2:02:32
18, yeah. So it hasn't been that long
2:02:34
since you haven't been drifting, hasn't been five years?
2:02:37
No, no, I did a bunch. Of you were doing the lock city.
2:02:42
I did a lot of lock city stuff. Oh, OK.
2:02:44
I kind of stopped going to club loose.
2:02:47
It was just not as fun. I don't know, a lot of the
2:02:50
people I drove with most of the time, like with cool, like 300
2:02:54
horsepower. Like cars that didn't look like
2:02:56
missile cars, like the missile car phase.
2:02:58
That was big, big time back then.
2:03:00
So I would go up to Connecticut because everyone had cool cars.
2:03:04
Like all the like drift action kids and those can.
2:03:06
Like Rfc's you could be. Over a while too, with the lock
2:03:09
city, guys. Yeah, we did like the Street
2:03:10
series. Like, Oh yeah, Competitions.
2:03:13
Oh, cool. Yeah, they were fun.
2:03:14
They were a lot of fun for a while.
2:03:16
And then I kept like, fucking it up.
2:03:17
And I was like, I can't come to this.
2:03:19
We just had a Michael Lynch down here to.
2:03:22
Do we did. Oh yeah, yeah.
2:03:23
That was the first time I ever met him.
2:03:24
Really. Yeah.
2:03:25
Cool dude. Sorry about never going to one
2:03:27
of your events. The first thing he said was
2:03:28
like, yeah, I mean I gave these guys an offer to come drive the
2:03:30
other week and I was like, fuck. Yeah, we were supposed to go do
2:03:35
that staggered event. Is that what?
2:03:36
He's talking about no. We had to go to final bout for
2:03:38
that. That was the.
2:03:39
Only yeah, we were supposed to. I was supposed to go up there
2:03:41
and it's just I tried my best and just couldn't swing it.
2:03:44
Yeah, it seems like a fun time, actually.
2:03:45
It sounds awesome. It looks sick cuz he was also
2:03:47
doing racing. He wanted me to go up to do the
2:03:48
racing part of it and there was offroads here going on.
2:03:51
There's a little offroad section so I could go over.
2:03:53
Yeah, they, like, jump. Trucks in the dirt and stuff.
2:03:55
I could, I could go over there and let both of my ponies out.
2:03:58
I could let the coil go roam over there in the fucking dirt.
2:04:00
And I'll be the is will be over there on the drip track.
2:04:02
I gotta say, Thompson is a playground.
2:04:05
Like, it's it's as good as the English town is, yeah.
2:04:07
Yeah, well, careful what you say here, I'm.
2:04:10
Just saying it is. It's great.
2:04:11
I don't have enough experience like at that track town map,
2:04:15
right? So really, no.
2:04:16
It's just like those dudes have been doing it just as long, if
2:04:18
not longer than us, like. I'm just looking at the
2:04:23
comments. That there's laughing at me.
2:04:25
I'm like, what? That's not funny.
2:04:27
But yeah, they've been doing it a long time and it's a good
2:04:29
time. Probably Connor's comment.
2:04:31
Connor Croak Frankie downloaded his tune off Torrent Bay 10
2:04:34
years ago. This is what I did with my tune.
2:04:42
I remember it wasn't like perfect after I got it.
2:04:43
Dyna. Oh really?
2:04:44
Power refs. How?
2:04:45
Weird. Fuck you.
2:04:47
Wow. Shit, like 1000 bucks tuning it.
2:04:50
It just stuck. It just wasn't right.
2:04:51
Anyway, so I go, somehow I got Dave from Toge factory to
2:04:56
fucking tune this shit remotely. I was like, yeah, I'm going to
2:04:59
send this to you. Sends it back.
2:05:01
I was like, damn, this shit is sick.
2:05:04
And then like, I do it again, I'm like, yo, you got it.
2:05:06
We're good. Use the same tune for like 6
2:05:09
years. Oh my God.
2:05:10
Yeah. Probably.
2:05:11
Just the tune off his car. He's like, I'll just send him my
2:05:14
tune. It was all.
2:05:16
I wouldn't doubt it. Like a tune that he paid mad
2:05:19
money for you. I'll just give it to you for
2:05:20
free. And it was awesome.
2:05:21
I could plug my little Dell computer in there.
2:05:23
I had the. The gateway Dell.
2:05:26
FC logit or whatever to do that bro.
2:05:29
You do what you're getting the Dell.
2:05:31
Yeah. Yo, does anybody have a Windows
2:05:35
XP laptop that I could borrow? You already know that person
2:05:38
got. It something happened the other
2:05:40
day. I was like.
2:05:41
Trying to fuck with Wags, his car.
2:05:43
I was like where the fuck's all my shit for the power of C and
2:05:46
like I couldn't find the cable. And then I we have a new laptop
2:05:49
I bought for this purpose. Well, for link, but then I
2:05:52
there's probably no porch for. There's no CD disk drive.
2:05:54
I was like, oh boy. How am I gonna put this in here?
2:05:57
That's the thing now. I walk in here to Malcolm.
2:05:59
I'm like, how do I do it? He's like, you don't.
2:06:03
You can get this software online somewhere.
2:06:05
Yeah, I think they updated all that now.
2:06:07
It's still not like take a picture of the CD Frankie and
2:06:09
then like, it'll give you like a little code and you click it.
2:06:12
Yeah, yeah. Fuck you uh huh.
2:06:15
You probably like upload it and host it on your website.
2:06:17
You can just click download it. Well, FC, Data Logic or whatever
2:06:20
the fuck the company's called they for some reason no one uses
2:06:23
the actual Apexy software, probably because it's not as
2:06:26
good. So.
2:06:27
You're in no way, Yeah. Don't say there's no support at
2:06:30
all. Wow, I'm trying to think of my
2:06:32
software is the Apex software. It's probably not.
2:06:34
It's probably the other one. What's the other one?
2:06:37
FC data lodge it. Yeah, yeah, That's.
2:06:40
What most people? Use maybe that's what it.
2:06:42
Is and there's that little block that you like that has a cable
2:06:45
on it you plug into the FC, then it has this little block, and
2:06:47
then you plug the commander into that if you want.
2:06:50
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have that thing.
2:06:51
Yeah, that's made by them, though.
2:06:53
It's made by Apexy. It's not.
2:06:54
Really. Yeah.
2:06:55
No. Mine's in a box.
2:06:56
This is apexy. I gotta see it.
2:07:00
Are you even really a real power of sea owner?
2:07:02
Yeah, I know. You even know you don't have all
2:07:04
that stuff. He's never.
2:07:05
Too dead He's like just. I got everything is.
2:07:07
Stopped. What's in this shitbox over
2:07:08
there? We got?
2:07:09
No, I just. I was going to show you guys.
2:07:10
In stock. I was going to show them a
2:07:12
commander, the camera, but I just realized it's taped and
2:07:16
it's closed still. So you're not gonna do that?
2:07:18
A Pexi USA Please sponsor us. Can you hear how much I'm
2:07:21
fighting for you right now? All right, I want there.
2:07:23
I want that tap. I say doesn't.
2:07:25
That do they actually? Is there anyone there?
2:07:27
We've been there, We've been there.
2:07:29
We did have been there with them there.
2:07:30
And how many people are there? Nice facility they really sick
2:07:33
facility. What do they still make?
2:07:35
Exactly. They make a lot of shit now.
2:07:37
ECU still. It's weird, yeah.
2:07:39
EC for like What Car? A lot of intakes.
2:07:41
A lot of non Subaru cars. Yeah.
2:07:45
Apex, yeah, you wouldn't know. You know it's a no no, Subaru.
2:07:47
No. Well, no.
2:07:48
I mean, Apexy's made a bunch of really cool stuff, yeah, but
2:07:51
like. It's all old, like I haven't
2:07:53
seen anything new that. They there's new exhaust
2:07:55
systems, there is brand new and the.
2:07:56
Next thing they're gonna tell us the weapon are intakes are
2:07:58
great. No, it's just so much.
2:08:02
Power. Damn, that's sick.
2:08:05
No, but yeah, we did a we were over there when we were in
2:08:07
California and they do like a lot of do, like a lot of stuff
2:08:11
in there, actually. Then Frankie's just walking
2:08:13
around like he owns a place and I'm sitting there and.
2:08:15
I bought enough products from him.
2:08:17
You pretty much do, right. I might as well just.
2:08:19
Stake in the company now, Yeah. Commandeer the conference.
2:08:21
There was a lot of old stuff though in there, like magazines.
2:08:26
I love magazines. It was like you were walking
2:08:28
into like 2009. No, no, the conferencing where
2:08:31
we were in had like all of the old apexy shit.
2:08:34
Yeah, like the like the display stuff where you would press a
2:08:37
button and then it would like yeah, whatever it is that it
2:08:40
needs to do or whatever. Cool, cool display of the Defy
2:08:43
Gages we had. That was cool.
2:08:44
Oh yeah. You got to admit that shit was
2:08:47
shit was kind of cooler back then.
2:08:48
What? Yeah, I mean, it was.
2:08:49
Freeze and all that. Shit like it was.
2:08:51
Cool now. Before the economy collapsed
2:08:53
like and and the Japanese tuning market was big.
2:08:56
Well, it's before, like cell phones and stuff like that.
2:08:59
Like all that stuff was like real.
2:09:01
You had to touch it, you know? Yeah, that's.
2:09:03
Actually a really good point. Now it's just like, oh, I saw it
2:09:05
on an Internet thing, you know? I saw it on TikTok.
2:09:07
I needed it, but I feel like again, it's like it's bringing
2:09:11
it back now. Like people shit.
2:09:14
I'm part of like this Kickstarter fund where it's like
2:09:15
this guy who's trying to make this all in one gauge and like,
2:09:19
I put my name in there and like whatever.
2:09:21
If you donate a certain amount, it'll give you a gauge.
2:09:23
One of the tester ones, it was. It's like all in one gauge for a
2:09:26
coolant temp and like it's like a 52 mil gauge.
2:09:29
It's like but it's like it's. Like some Arduino thing.
2:09:31
It's an Arduino and this guy on like the Naziak form, like made
2:09:35
like 10 years ago. Arduino, yeah, And he just, he
2:09:37
just did it out of that breakout.
2:09:38
Board Arduino is like a little chip, like a little micro
2:09:42
computer that you can make do all kinds of stuff like a
2:09:45
Raspberry Pi what? Column made one.
2:09:48
One of those skilled gauge things.
2:09:49
Oh yeah, I've made a bunch of little stupid stuff.
2:09:51
Like a commander. Yeah, yeah, like the one.
2:09:53
The one I'm totally use for like top dollars is gonna have an
2:09:55
Arduino. In it.
2:09:56
OK, cool. I mean, that's if that's what it
2:09:58
takes, Fucking put that bitch in there.
2:10:01
But I think that that's cool. People want something like that,
2:10:05
or like something that takes old and new.
2:10:08
More of the old. Yeah, like, you know.
2:10:09
What was the coolest like the aesthetic?
2:10:11
The last product that I thought was cool like that.
2:10:13
Where those? I think it was Grady made them
2:10:15
those like holographs. Overlay.
2:10:17
They still make them. There's so much money.
2:10:19
They're still just. Going to say but that was like
2:10:20
the last product that I was like that's.
2:10:22
Yeah, my digital display was less money than that gauge
2:10:25
overlay, dude. Someone come to the shop and let
2:10:27
us put all those gauges in your car.
2:10:28
I want to see because. It's it's like if you want 3
2:10:30
gauges, it's like 6 or 9 pieces you have to buy.
2:10:34
Because the glass is one piece and then the gauge behind it.
2:10:37
Yeah, like, you can make it an old school gauge or you can make
2:10:39
it like, yeah. And it can like so I think the
2:10:41
idea of it was like you could have like a boost gauge and then
2:10:43
the glass would holographically overlay like a coolant gauge.
2:10:47
If I had a new car, dude, that's what I would put in it.
2:10:50
Yeah, but like, again. A new car has.
2:10:51
You could have screwed that gauge to the dash of a new.
2:10:54
Car I'm yeah, I'm using a fucking self Tapper.
2:10:57
No you would not. Don't.
2:10:59
No, you would not This guy's. Cabin if you want a GR86 or some
2:11:02
shit, those gauges are going in it right on right on the fucking
2:11:05
dash. Like.
2:11:06
There's not like, I think they're so cool.
2:11:07
I would want them, but I would never put them in a car.
2:11:09
I'd put a dash in the car, but there's a proper way to do.
2:11:12
Like a dash, Like no. Why?
2:11:14
Because I want the OEM one. Fuck that thing, It doesn't
2:11:17
work. Does your Speedo and like RPM
2:11:19
works though? Yeah, so he's not like a working
2:11:22
gauge cluster. There's less people like that.
2:11:25
Yeah, they fucked up. They're like, I'll call into my
2:11:28
car and he's like, you have no RPM, So what do you want me to
2:11:31
do? Yeah.
2:11:32
I don't know. I like to keep everything.
2:11:33
I mean, Colin knows, so I don't need to explain it, yeah.
2:11:35
Keep it pulled. Look at it.
2:11:37
Every specific, I was told to ask why you had a Lexan
2:11:42
windshield. Yeah.
2:11:45
Is that what did that bring up? And then Frankie, if you don't
2:11:48
mind pulling up the questions, yeah, yeah, requesting over the
2:11:50
little. Who asked that question?
2:11:52
Who would ask? No.
2:11:54
Who asked it? You got some guesses?
2:11:57
I know exactly who asked that. Yeah, me too.
2:11:59
Well, tell him. Wow.
2:12:01
Tell how good your friends are. I don't think you know who asked
2:12:04
it. No.
2:12:04
So I had a great friend of mine right the day before, like one
2:12:09
of the last drift events I did. Actually, this was the reason I
2:12:12
put my car in the garden. I swear to God, this is it.
2:12:15
This is the the the straw that broke the Campbell's back it.
2:12:18
Keeps going back to the. Garden.
2:12:21
There was a tree growing out of it.
2:12:24
No, it wasn't. It was close.
2:12:27
It sprouted. So I I had.
2:12:29
I had my car on the dyno. I was getting ready for an
2:12:31
event. The next day was the event.
2:12:35
The car was perfect, ready to rock.
2:12:36
I had. I left it on the dyno.
2:12:38
I worked on it late the next morning my friends.
2:12:41
Got to the shop. They were like, oh, let's take
2:12:43
the car off, we'll get it ready, we'll put it, you know, to put
2:12:46
on the trailer, blah, blah, blah.
2:12:47
They decide to test the car down the road without hood pins in
2:12:52
it. And now it needed a hood.
2:12:56
What was it, a windshield? A roof?
2:12:58
Who tested it? My, my good friend Joey.
2:13:02
OK, not me. Not that Joey.
2:13:04
OK, Tom Nazaro asked the question.
2:13:06
Oh yeah, why does it have a significance I.
2:13:10
Thought no, he probably just, like, hated it.
2:13:12
A windshield? Yeah, he probably.
2:13:13
Yeah, so like they in a pinch, like tried to fix my car for me
2:13:16
and like, they put a plastic windshield in it.
2:13:19
That's so I could try to do that.
2:13:21
Dude, that's. Sick.
2:13:24
So I was like, I got there, my car was smashed and I was like
2:13:26
sick. I'll go home now.
2:13:28
You are irate that we're going to fix it.
2:13:31
I those are the times that when that when that stuff like that
2:13:33
happens do I just leave? I yeah, go like I'll just
2:13:35
disappear for a couple hours. Like he is upset.
2:13:39
And this. We've been having this talk the
2:13:40
other day. Like, I used to have so much
2:13:42
more patience and then like so many things have wore me down.
2:13:46
Yeah, so now I have. Now I like everyone says like
2:13:48
I'm the mean one at shop all time.
2:13:50
And I'm like, I used to be the nicest person.
2:13:51
I wonder why I'm not nice like that anymore.
2:13:53
I'm like these are the things. I feel like this industry will
2:13:56
do it to you. It's just like, weird.
2:13:58
It just grinds you down, hey, but sometimes you get a breath
2:14:01
of fresh air like Frankie got me do I?
2:14:05
And then now Frankie laughs sometimes and smiles, and it's
2:14:08
better. See.
2:14:12
Colin does too. I mean, we were.
2:14:13
We've been laughing a lot today. So yeah, Jesus Christ.
2:14:16
Because we, God damn, we didn't even talk about anything about.
2:14:19
Performance. I feel bad because we.
2:14:21
Didn't talk about two hours in. Yeah, yeah.
2:14:23
We didn't talk about the shop A. Little bit the show.
2:14:25
Well, we talked about the shop a little.
2:14:26
Hold on, let me. I'm gonna go take a piss.
2:14:28
Yeah. Yeah.
2:14:29
We're in the question segment, so maybe somebody will ask about
2:14:32
the show. Yeah, I'm sure there are some
2:14:34
questions in here, but. Perfect.
2:14:35
Oh boy. Yeah, like, why do they blow up?
2:14:37
Don't leave me. What is?
2:14:38
It just all. What are the head?
2:14:40
I get that. I get that question a lot.
2:14:41
Like, oh, why did my car blow up?
2:14:43
Was it go in the bathroom? And there's a mirror in there.
2:14:45
I was like, look at. That's the problem.
2:14:47
Like it's a mirror. I was like, I know.
2:14:49
Now can you? It's you all right Now that
2:14:52
Colin's not here in the work dynamic.
2:14:55
How does that work like? Are you like in the shop?
2:14:57
Are you both running it or like? I do everything I have to do
2:15:01
more of. My position is like business
2:15:02
administration part sales parts, ordering, payroll, accounting
2:15:08
so. What is Cook?
2:15:08
Keeping He does tuning and he does some peat fabricates.
2:15:12
Sometimes that's sick. He's the resident expert,
2:15:15
though. Like, he knows most of the
2:15:17
stuff. Although we have some really
2:15:18
good guys that truly care about the brand and they're like ride
2:15:24
or die and they're great. I love them all.
2:15:26
How many guys you have working for you?
2:15:28
Including Colin and I-989. Damn.
2:15:32
Yeah, I got some part time guys. Most some of the part times
2:15:34
guys, they just want to be there and they came so much.
2:15:36
I was like just clean up. Sometimes I'll put you on
2:15:39
payroll. It's fine.
2:15:39
You know I. I mean, if you hang out too
2:15:42
much, I ask you to do things anyway.
2:15:43
Yeah, I'm like, can you just take this car to the alignment
2:15:45
shop real quick? Like what?
2:15:47
Like, yeah. I haven't been to your new shop
2:15:48
yet, but it looks very nice. Do I?
2:15:52
That thing is, it's great. Yeah, it's great.
2:15:55
We we sacrificed a lot to have that building.
2:15:58
We bought it and we pumped even more money into it.
2:16:02
And a lot of time, like, dude, when we were building that
2:16:04
building, I broke my neck, not because of the building, but I
2:16:07
had to get spine surgery and like like everything.
2:16:11
Was like a huge project. Broke your neck.
2:16:14
Yeah, we are a PRI got T boned in a go Kart and like, I was
2:16:17
like, that really hurt. And Collins like you're just
2:16:18
getting old. And then I started having
2:16:20
muscular atrophy. So like dismissed it for a
2:16:22
while. I went to like chiropractors and
2:16:25
like one of the acupuncturists and then finally just gave up
2:16:29
was like, I have to go to a real doctor like this.
2:16:32
This holistic medicine isn't working.
2:16:33
These witch doctors and Collins like, you're just old, bro.
2:16:36
And then they're like, oh, you were.
2:16:38
Your vertebrae's pinching your spinal cord.
2:16:41
That's why you can't lift your arm anymore.
2:16:42
And I was like, oh, that's cool. I was like, so what's up?
2:16:45
Like you need surgery. I was like, when they were like,
2:16:47
last month, I was like, oh, that was Monday.
2:16:50
Friday I was in surgery and Colin picked me up after.
2:16:52
We were talking shit about you, Colin.
2:16:56
They were like, what does Colin do at the shop?
2:16:57
I was like, he tunes. Well, no, it's because Joe just
2:17:02
rifled off pretty much every business function that happens
2:17:04
within a shop. And then I was like, what?
2:17:06
Is he calling? Sometimes I'll do an oil change
2:17:08
and I was asking more about like the work dynamic and stuff.
2:17:11
Who does what? How does it function and shit
2:17:13
like that? Does the yelling.
2:17:14
In the beginning, I did anything that wasn't what Joe was doing.
2:17:18
Now we've like progressed to more like, you know, we have
2:17:22
more employees, I do less. I don't work on the cars
2:17:25
anymore. No, you do you do you diet the
2:17:27
car the other. Yeah.
2:17:28
I mean, like, for the most part, I don't.
2:17:30
When all else fails, like, Colin has to look at it.
2:17:34
And he'll fix it. Oh, that's Frankie.
2:17:35
It's usually about like 20 minutes, Like the car could be
2:17:38
there for like weeks and Kyle will look at it for like 10
2:17:40
minutes, make this is it, And then it'll be a little argument.
2:17:42
He's like, no, just do it and then it's done.
2:17:45
I'm like, thank God. Yeah, I mean, I brought a car
2:17:48
there, wants to get tuned. And Colin basically fixed
2:17:50
everything else that was wrong with it.
2:17:51
I was like, OK. Cool.
2:17:52
Did he do it all in the Dino? Yeah, that's when he gets the
2:17:54
most done, when it's like in his way.
2:17:57
I was like, yeah, I don't know why this is happening.
2:17:58
And he just like, oh, This is why.
2:17:59
And he just fixed it. I'm like OK.
2:18:01
Cool. Oh my God, I remember that car.
2:18:02
That car? Do you remember?
2:18:04
The computer was fucked. What?
2:18:06
Well, we put an AVCS engine in it and it wasn't an AVCS.
2:18:09
I know, but I remember I had to like the.
2:18:11
Is that like you? Left the computer.
2:18:14
Like we tuned 2 computers I think, and you left the one that
2:18:17
had the tune on it at the shop. Makes sense?
2:18:20
Like and he drove the car home with like the the computer that
2:18:23
I didn't tune. He's like, it kind of runs
2:18:24
shitty still. I had to mail that back, yeah.
2:18:28
We had to mail it to him. That was one of those things
2:18:30
that you were like, you have to do this.
2:18:31
I'm like another thing. Fuck.
2:18:34
Yeah, when it. Comes to like mail or paper.
2:18:37
Oh my God, so much paper. I don't do.
2:18:40
I don't do mail. I don't do paper.
2:18:42
They rarely do phone calls. Yeah.
2:18:45
You rarely do phone. I do like the hands on stuff,
2:18:49
the car stuff. You do the computer stuff, which
2:18:52
I appreciate. Yeah, you use the word Arduino.
2:18:54
Arduino. Yeah, yeah, Arduino, you know
2:18:56
about that. No, it's good.
2:18:57
When we were good stuff. When we were, I was telling
2:18:59
Malcolm to put the questionnaire up earlier, I was like looking
2:19:01
at your guys's pages and stuff, and I was like.
2:19:04
I like had this moment where I was like, God having a partner
2:19:06
must be really nice sometimes. Oh, you don't have a partner?
2:19:09
No, dude. Sharing the burden is where it's
2:19:11
at. Yeah, like if for some reason
2:19:12
just looking at your pages, I got this like real positive
2:19:15
vibe. Usually when I think of
2:19:16
partners, I get immediate. Negative.
2:19:17
Yeah. So.
2:19:18
Collins out of scumbag, so I can appreciate that.
2:19:20
Yeah, if he was the wrong partner.
2:19:23
For real. I would kill you in your sleep.
2:19:25
Same same allegedly. So I was super nervous about
2:19:29
being a partner with someone in the beginning, like.
2:19:31
You know, like all you hear is horror stories about people have
2:19:34
partners. But yeah, but me and Joe just
2:19:36
got along, you know? And like, we did stuff before
2:19:39
and it did it like, at no point where we ever, like, I don't
2:19:42
trust this dude. You know, yeah, sometimes we're
2:19:44
like, we're gonna kill each other.
2:19:45
And I'm just like, yeah, it's like usually lasts like 4 or 5
2:19:47
minutes. Like, sorry, bro, that's crazy.
2:19:50
It's like, I love you too. And then we hug.
2:19:51
And then it's over. I don't even think I could have
2:19:53
a relationship with that with someone that's.
2:19:54
I I mean, I I give you props. Yeah, like it's.
2:19:57
It works out great. Me and Frankie fought once.
2:19:59
That was it. Who won?
2:20:01
It was like nothing was like physical no, no argument not.
2:20:04
Argument. I sat right there where Colin
2:20:06
was and I was yelling at Frankie about like, something.
2:20:09
Well, you need. I always feel really good after
2:20:10
the fight. Oh yeah.
2:20:12
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sit off.
2:20:13
I asked for something. That's the.
2:20:14
Closest partnership I have. I I yeah.
2:20:17
And I provide like literally nothing.
2:20:18
I come here and do this but like.
2:20:20
That's your only thing you do here.
2:20:22
He doesn't work here. I don't.
2:20:23
I'm not on the payroll already. What do?
2:20:25
You do. Carl literally does not work
2:20:26
here. He just what do you do for a
2:20:27
living? I'm, I'm a contract analyst.
2:20:29
I thought you were. A finance company.
2:20:31
I thought you were a nurse. No, no I'm not.
2:20:35
I work at 9:00 to 5:00. Well, technically it's like 9
2:20:37
to. Three.
2:20:39
So Carl still likes. So then I get.
2:20:42
Oh yeah, you're fresh. You're fresh blood.
2:20:45
I love that. I leave work and I know.
2:20:48
Do you find yourself like, having to, like, fake it and act
2:20:51
like someone gets their car done?
2:20:52
You're like, man, that this is amazing.
2:20:54
And they're like, just really? Really good question and the
2:20:57
answer is probably yes, but I I can't think of any moments
2:21:00
usually. Usually I'm pretty like honest.
2:21:04
So like, if I'm not stoked, I'm not really going to say it, but
2:21:06
there will be occasionally times where I'm like actually excited
2:21:09
for once on a car. And that really scares me.
2:21:11
I'm like, whoa, sometimes I go for high five.
2:21:14
I'm like, dude 500. Sick.
2:21:18
Yes. I mean, we don't tune.
2:21:19
So we don't really have the a lot of those, yeah.
2:21:20
Situations. I'm always happy when the car
2:21:22
gets done properly. But I mean, sometimes I tune
2:21:25
like 10 cars a week and I'm just like next, next, you know, I
2:21:29
don't even think about them. They're like, do you remember
2:21:31
this car? You tuned them like, no, you
2:21:33
know. Yeah.
2:21:33
Like, I don't remember that. Yeah, I get, hey, this is Mike
2:21:36
with the blue Subaru. We tuned it like 3 weeks ago.
2:21:38
I'm like like you and every other phone.
2:21:40
Yeah. That's that's not.
2:21:41
Enough info, Mike, with the. Blue Subaru it's like.
2:21:45
Right. The best is when a customer
2:21:46
calls you, hey. Hi.
2:21:49
Who is this? Oh, it's Will.
2:21:53
Who's Will? Like, you know what I mean?
2:21:55
Like it's. Yeah.
2:21:56
And if you brought my car there eight months, I'm like, I don't.
2:21:59
Do you think it's my cell phone number?
2:22:00
Like, I'm confused. Like, that happens a lot.
2:22:03
A lot, yeah. Colin, you don't.
2:22:05
You might not remember because you don't answer the phone
2:22:06
anymore, but it happens. All the time.
2:22:08
No, I know it does. I answer the phone.
2:22:09
I think they just think it's a selfie.
2:22:10
It's like, hey, yeah, hi. What's up?
2:22:15
Yeah, and you're like, do you Remember Me?
2:22:17
Yeah. Do you Remember Me?
2:22:18
I think a weird X. But The thing is, they don't
2:22:20
ask. Do you Remember Me?
2:22:21
They just continue the conversation.
2:22:22
They think you. Remember, like, obviously you
2:22:24
know who I am. I mean, I'm calling your phone.
2:22:26
I'm like this. Is obviously.
2:22:27
No, I went to your place. Yeah, but you don't Remember Me.
2:22:31
Yeah, so it left a Google review if you leave.
2:22:34
A Google review. I usually remember you.
2:22:36
Let's not talk about. Google I, yeah, somebody in the
2:22:37
chat said. We asked Joe about the Camaro
2:22:40
Google review. Oh my gosh, that is a that's
2:22:44
recent. That's a low blow.
2:22:46
That's really recent. A low blow?
2:22:47
No, no, I think I had it taken care of.
2:22:50
No, I read it yesterday. It's a work in progress.
2:22:53
It's a work in. How do you work?
2:22:55
How do you do? How do you, like, fix those?
2:22:56
Google like it. Let's say someone just went on
2:22:58
and they just. Know you can't do anything.
2:22:59
No, you can't. I learned how to do it.
2:23:01
It's a You can challenge it, OK, but it is at the mercy of the
2:23:05
Google gods. I think I did that and I heard
2:23:07
absolutely nothing back. Yeah, do that.
2:23:10
Answer everyone. They they answer.
2:23:14
I had one taken down the other day, which was like, just
2:23:16
totally asinine. I'm like, you've never been
2:23:18
here. Like, that's actually right,
2:23:20
that you haven't been here. And you were like, if you had
2:23:22
been there, you probably would have had a really positive
2:23:24
experience. I'm like, yeah, but you haven't.
2:23:27
But you left me a review. Yeah, but anyway, yeah, the
2:23:30
Camaro guy. He wanted to lip install the
2:23:33
service advisor. I talked.
2:23:34
To I made it public. I was like, how can I turn this
2:23:37
lemon into lemonade? And it like people who know our
2:23:40
brand know we like primarily like 99% work on Subarus we
2:23:45
might work on a Nissan just because Colin like a friend of a
2:23:49
friend. Anyway I do know the V6 Camaro
2:23:51
want to have a lip install and he would you know like my
2:23:54
service was like we only work on Subarus and we don't do body
2:23:56
work anyway. I mean we can install lip we're
2:23:58
the same way I. Mean, you know, we don't do body
2:24:01
work like that. And so anyway, he told me and he
2:24:03
thought it was a joke and he, like, hung up the phone and left
2:24:05
us a bad review. And I get notifications on my
2:24:08
phone and I'm like, what the fuck is this?
2:24:11
And then I called the guy and he was like, what's up?
2:24:13
And I'm like, you just left me a bad review.
2:24:16
And I didn't even talk to the guy.
2:24:17
And he's like, who is this? I was like Performance Auto
2:24:19
Solutions. It's Joe.
2:24:21
And he's like, yeah, well, your guy told me that you guys only
2:24:24
work on Subarus. I was like, that's true.
2:24:28
And he's like, that's ridiculous.
2:24:29
I've had my own shot before and this any other thing I was like,
2:24:31
but you don't anymore, why? And he started getting loud and
2:24:34
I was just like getting loud too, just matching the tonality.
2:24:38
And I was like, alright, do me a favor boss.
2:24:40
Take the review down. He was like, alright son and
2:24:43
then didn't do it. So I'm still fighting it.
2:24:46
Cool story isn't? That crazy.
2:24:48
I hate people. No.
2:24:49
But yeah, they could. So anyone can write you a review
2:24:51
and it doesn't matter. Do you have a review story?
2:24:54
No, we don't have anything. I was about to ask.
2:24:55
We just have one thing where it was like.
2:24:58
Someone, I think I had to cancel an order because we didn't have
2:25:02
the parts or something, and then they they went on with a fake
2:25:05
account, left a bad review and then they had their friend go on
2:25:08
with a fake account. How unreasonable is?
2:25:10
That, and then I even went. I remember I went back to the
2:25:12
e-mail. I was like, I offered them a
2:25:14
discount, like in all this stuff.
2:25:16
And they didn't even answer me. And I was like, I'm pretty sure
2:25:18
it's that guy, but I I don't know, it might just be fake in
2:25:21
general. I really don't know you.
2:25:22
Know it's them. Yeah, it's.
2:25:24
That was the only life. You gotta trust your gut
2:25:26
instincts. Yeah, I learned that.
2:25:28
I'm like this is definitely that.
2:25:29
Guy, I did the like, whatever the thing, I click on it but
2:25:32
keep doing. I hear.
2:25:33
I hear the bullying. Harassment 1 works really well
2:25:35
from a friend. OK, so I'm trying that.
2:25:37
That's my next move, but I gotta wait a couple days.
2:25:39
So I mean, I don't understand like, you understand because
2:25:42
we're business owners, but people don't understand like
2:25:44
this is our livelihood. And like those reviews, really,
2:25:48
they matter. They do because people don't
2:25:50
look at the reviews. Sometimes they'll just see
2:25:53
they're like. You know some five stars, so.
2:25:55
Yeah, I'm not going to go like 4.9 stars.
2:25:58
I used to not think much about it, but then I realized how many
2:26:02
customers we get because of those reviews.
2:26:05
Yes. And then I was like, OK, so this
2:26:07
is a big thing. And then I remember the day we
2:26:09
got that, that one, that was our first one out of like 70.
2:26:11
And I was like, it hurt, right? Well, it was just annoying that
2:26:14
I couldn't even. There's nothing you could do
2:26:16
about it. I couldn't fix it cuz I.
2:26:17
Didn't know who it was. They literally, you said not.
2:26:20
You have to take it, yeah. I was like, OK, well.
2:26:23
I can't fix this. So I guess I just have to deal
2:26:26
with it, You know what I mean? Like, it's one of the situations
2:26:28
where it's like it's out of my hands.
2:26:29
Yeah, because I don't even know who it is.
2:26:32
You know what I mean? Yeah, we've had a bunch of
2:26:33
upsets. Me.
2:26:34
Was it like a blank review? Just one star node.
2:26:36
No, no, it said. Like, I can't believe you'd sell
2:26:38
something you don't have. I mean, that's like, I'm not a
2:26:42
drop shipper. I told you that.
2:26:44
I don't have it. I'm just like I.
2:26:45
Don't get it. Like I didn't have it.
2:26:47
I told you I didn't have it. We refunded you right away and
2:26:49
then you had a problem with it, or so I was.
2:26:51
Like, what? But.
2:26:52
Yeah, I don't know. We thought it was that guy.
2:26:54
But he used a fake name, and then he had a buddy going, what
2:26:56
was the fake name? I know you know it.
2:26:58
I don't believe it or not. This doesn't.
2:27:00
It didn't bother me that much. And I think it's just because I
2:27:04
didn't know if it was him or not, you know, I mean, like I
2:27:07
think you did the right thing. So it shouldn't really bother
2:27:09
you. Like, well, in my, you know,
2:27:11
moral compass the way it is, like I just did what I thought
2:27:14
was right and you did and then he left you a bad review
2:27:16
because. Or he, she, yeah, don't want to
2:27:18
assume their gender. It's the thing.
2:27:20
It sucks. It just sucks, though.
2:27:21
Like when you do everything you possibly can to do the right
2:27:24
thing all the time. Yep.
2:27:26
And you get that nonsense. You're like, you know, I really,
2:27:28
really try to do the best job. We never skimp out on someone
2:27:33
like I've given, Like customers have been wrong and like, I just
2:27:39
eat shit. Yeah, like I people used to ask
2:27:40
me like, what do you for a living?
2:27:41
Is like I drive a payloader to eat piles of shit for a living.
2:27:45
Yeah, like it sucks you. Kind of have to.
2:27:47
Yeah, Do you remember the JE head gasket thing?
2:27:50
Like when we couldn't get them, No.
2:27:52
When they were like failing instantaneously.
2:27:54
Yeah, so JE head gasket had like a bad, not the shit on them they
2:27:58
fixed. It's like they had a bad like
2:28:01
batch of head gaskets. Like high horsepower head
2:28:04
gaskets. So like the only reason you'd
2:28:05
have these on your car if you're making like?
2:28:08
600 plus horsepower, we had these, you know, we build a lot
2:28:12
of engines. Ten of them, like ten of these
2:28:14
cars, they all failed and we had to rebuild their engine.
2:28:18
That's not an example when a customer is wrong, but this is
2:28:20
an example of when Colin, I did the right thing.
2:28:22
Dude, I ate 25 grand that month, just doing the right thing.
2:28:25
I was like, you're right. Yep, it happened.
2:28:26
Bring back but no one will ever remember that.
2:28:28
No. No.
2:28:28
And that's just something that they'll just remember that the
2:28:30
headgears get failed after we built even.
2:28:31
Remember that time you told them you couldn't put a lip on their
2:28:34
Camaro? That's all they care about.
2:28:35
That's fucking crazy. And no one.
2:28:38
And that's that's another thing. It's funny you bring that up.
2:28:40
They won't remember it like customers only remember the one
2:28:44
bad thing, the one you can rebuild his, you rebuild his
2:28:47
engine. It cost us $20,000, right.
2:28:50
But you know his like paint some, you know, I don't know
2:28:55
some nonsense, like some nonsense thing happened.
2:28:57
You know, like someone left a clip loose on his car or
2:28:59
something. He'll be.
2:29:00
He'll be like, I'm never going there again.
2:29:02
Yeah, even if. Even if, like, they couldn't
2:29:03
prove it. And like, I could.
2:29:06
I would just like, whatever, man.
2:29:07
I'll just fix it. Yeah, you're gonna fix it.
2:29:09
I'm like, sure. Why not?
2:29:12
Yeah, it's one of those things. It sucks.
2:29:14
I feel like a fucking doormat those days and like, people are
2:29:17
talking to me. I'm just like, I'm just not
2:29:18
happy right now. Dude, Yeah.
2:29:19
And you're like, I know this guy was wrong.
2:29:21
Yeah, and you're like, what do I do?
2:29:22
Do I just accept this or I? Don't know the only thing.
2:29:25
It's ebb and flow, man. You just.
2:29:26
You got to find a silver lock, get over it.
2:29:28
Yeah, everything. It's funny though, we hear from
2:29:31
so nearly every other like shop we hear about.
2:29:37
Like customers come from another shop or something like that.
2:29:38
And they were like, yeah, they blew up my car.
2:29:40
And then they just told me to eat shit.
2:29:42
And I'm like, yeah, you can do that.
2:29:44
Other other shop owners just tell people, like, just go fuck
2:29:47
yourself. And I'm like, I'm sorry you're
2:29:49
showing me a video. This guy's telling you fuck
2:29:50
yourself. You gave him 20 grand.
2:29:52
Like, wow. Yeah, And you didn't leave him a
2:29:55
bad review? No.
2:29:55
Wow. That's that's that's weird.
2:29:57
Pleasant of you. Probably did, though.
2:29:59
That's the thing. It's just like you hear things
2:30:01
from other shops. Yeah, those people usually just
2:30:03
have terrible Google reviews like, and they just don't care.
2:30:06
Like, they think it doesn't matter.
2:30:08
I don't know. Or you get to a certain level
2:30:09
where you don't think about it anymore.
2:30:10
And that's I hate when people are like, oh, you just have to
2:30:12
have the good ones outweigh the bad.
2:30:13
I'm like, yeah, it's not how it works.
2:30:14
Like you're either 5 or you're not.
2:30:16
And then like, it's just, I don't know, a lot of the
2:30:19
customers do read them that like new customers, they'll read
2:30:22
they'll start with the lowest ones.
2:30:24
Yep. That's always done.
2:30:25
You're just really a miserable person, huh?
2:30:27
And they'll be like, I read this and I was like, yeah.
2:30:30
I mean, when I go on Amazon and I'm looking for something, I'll
2:30:32
read the One Store reviews immediately.
2:30:34
Because. That's what you do.
2:30:34
You can't trust. All the five star reviews, yeah,
2:30:37
because on Amazon at least, right?
2:30:40
Yeah, some of them are absolutely fake.
2:30:41
There's 5000 like 5 star reviews and like, but then you read the
2:30:45
one star reviews and they're like they tell you exactly what
2:30:48
you want to know and you're like all right, it is a piece of
2:30:50
shit. I hate the reviews that are
2:30:51
totally irrelevant. Yeah.
2:30:53
Like. Once you review, for example,
2:30:55
you don't have any control over the the the Postal Service,
2:30:57
however you ship it, right, you put its ground supposed to be
2:30:59
three to five business days. It's lost and it's like, what do
2:31:01
you do? Yeah, customers like, I didn't
2:31:02
get my shit yet, you know? Yeah, I lost.
2:31:04
Yeah, it's lost. I was.
2:31:05
Working on it, I was looking at shops reviews the other day and
2:31:08
they're like a pretty prominent shop in their area and I went to
2:31:11
the lowest ones and I was like it was just like the
2:31:14
embarrassing, like the Camaro story.
2:31:15
The Camaro story is a perfect example of like this literally
2:31:18
should not be allowed. Yes, yeah.
2:31:21
We didn't do anything for them. We we said we're sorry, we don't
2:31:25
do that. Yeah.
2:31:26
So now you get a one star review.
2:31:28
Joe literally doesn't make sense.
2:31:29
Joe made the best analogy that day.
2:31:31
He was like, would you leave Apple A1 Star Review if they
2:31:34
wouldn't, like, sell you or work on your Galaxy phone?
2:31:37
Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, that's literally what it
2:31:38
was. Yeah, we gotta.
2:31:40
But I feel like as the Google like review reader I guess or
2:31:43
like reviewer as like somebody let's say I was looking for work
2:31:46
done on my Subaru or something like that and I would see that
2:31:49
review then I'm like. Well, that makes sense, yeah.
2:31:53
Yeah, I mean. That one.
2:31:54
Thank God he wrote something out.
2:31:55
I would be the fucking guy in person.
2:31:58
I was so upset. I take a lot of pride in my
2:32:01
work. Yeah.
2:32:02
And I you do too, right? And like that.
2:32:05
That hurts me so much. Like when that happens, because
2:32:09
it's so unreasonable. Like I feel physical pains.
2:32:12
Like you just poisoned me because.
2:32:14
You're you're poisoning or like our livelihood, Yeah, yeah.
2:32:19
For nothing. Because you're like a keyboard
2:32:21
worrier who takes the time out of their day to write that
2:32:24
fucking. That person has friends.
2:32:27
That person is friends. That's crazy.
2:32:28
That person works behind a desk because they're sitting there on
2:32:31
their phone like I do and I'm on the Internet like this all day.
2:32:35
Yeah. Why does someone pay you?
2:32:36
In addition, I looked up the other reviews that guy had left.
2:32:39
You gave White Castle A1 star. I was like, what the fuck are
2:32:42
you looking for from a White Castle Crave case?
2:32:46
You're disappointed in how steamed the buns are?
2:32:48
Come on guys, you know. I really felt like shit after I
2:32:51
ate. There was 30 cheeseburgers.
2:32:52
Yeah, like, here's. Like, my butt totally threw up
2:32:54
after this. Here's.
2:32:55
What they should do. You shouldn't be allowed to
2:32:57
leave a Gogur review until you pass some kind of test.
2:33:00
A. I don't know what the test is.
2:33:02
But no, just make it harder. It.
2:33:03
Requires you to do things, test, yeah.
2:33:05
Yeah, like I need to log in, then I gotta reset my password,
2:33:09
then I gotta check my other e-mail, then I gotta go on this.
2:33:11
It's too far. Do you want to?
2:33:13
Turn them into a Yelp type of bro cuz I.
2:33:16
Trust. Actually, yeah bro, you.
2:33:17
Do for the pay for that. Yeah, Yelp Will.
2:33:21
Will put bad reviews on your thing.
2:33:23
Well, they used to do this. This was like their original
2:33:25
marketing thing. OK, they would put bad reviews
2:33:27
on your page and then you'd have to pay them to be a member of
2:33:30
the Yelp community to get them removed.
2:33:32
This is your strategy. Yeah, that was a real thing.
2:33:35
That was. That's how they started.
2:33:36
Well, OK, see, so since they started that way, I'm gonna hope
2:33:39
it's no longer like that. But it's still.
2:33:43
I don't know. Yeah, that's one of the many
2:33:46
downsides selling a business, I guess.
2:33:48
And people always think you're like a massive company.
2:33:50
People always think I'm rich. Yeah, you're like, you're rich,
2:33:54
huh? I'm like, yeah, yes, I'm the
2:33:55
most financially irresponsible person.
2:33:57
That was a family accent. Yeah, you're rich now, huh?
2:34:00
You guys must have. No.
2:34:04
There should be like your cousin.
2:34:05
Joanie. Yeah, I don't get it.
2:34:09
Yeah, everyone thinks we're rich.
2:34:10
Even like they're rich. Even like the people who work
2:34:12
with us. They're like Joe and Collin.
2:34:14
No problem. It's like Joe and Collin will
2:34:16
take care of it. I'm like Jesus.
2:34:18
You've been to the garden. Yeah, you've seen my garden.
2:34:21
There's a car in it. This 240 won't fucking grow your
2:34:25
Chinese LEDs relaxed. Can we come to your shop and do
2:34:29
a shop tour video? And yeah, that would be fun.
2:34:31
That'd be cool. We can do let us know in advance
2:34:33
so we can have everything we should.
2:34:34
Do the same. No, we're gonna drop in.
2:34:36
We should do the podcast just out of our shop.
2:34:38
We can do that too. Oh, like a mobile podcast?
2:34:41
Yeah, like we should have them over, do a tour, yeah.
2:34:44
And then sit down and. So.
2:34:47
So I'm waiting kind of what we did here.
2:34:49
Yeah, but we could like, film the the shop.
2:34:51
Yeah, that's. How?
2:34:51
We're waiting till like 100 episodes and I'm going to start
2:34:54
repeating guests. I figured that's like my goal.
2:34:56
We're like 6065. I was hoping we were 6960.
2:35:00
Who's going to be Podcast 69? We might have it.
2:35:03
Tom Nazaro. We don't have it already.
2:35:06
We only have three more from final bout, so shit, yeah, so
2:35:10
that's 68, So 60. I don't know who 69 is going to
2:35:13
be, but yeah, so. We'll definitely come out there
2:35:15
and do that. We have a list of shops we want
2:35:17
to do. We usually end up just doing
2:35:19
this and then like we talk to some guy from a shop and we're
2:35:22
like, yeah, we got to do shop tour.
2:35:23
That would be cool. So shop tour would be.
2:35:26
So I want to shop. It'll give us some incentive to
2:35:28
finish like the little things. Like the front end.
2:35:31
Yeah. I know what you mean.
2:35:33
A question about your shop though, I know you guys
2:35:35
downsized was. What was the reasoning by that?
2:35:38
Was it just because you guys could get the building?
2:35:39
Yes. The fucking landlord's a Dick
2:35:41
big and tested my gangster. OK, yeah.
2:35:44
Fuck around and find out. Yeah, that's literally what
2:35:46
happened. We laughed at him.
2:35:47
Yeah, we did, laughed at him. So tell him that story.
2:35:50
Oh my God. So we had this huge like.
2:35:53
How many square feet was? It 6000 our shop is actually not
2:35:57
smaller, it's just different. OK, different shape like top.
2:36:01
Of Ranky. Come on, bro.
2:36:03
So we had a. Colin told me they were
2:36:04
downsizing. I don't.
2:36:05
Assume it's not like. You'll see, yeah, you said.
2:36:08
We downsize. I dare you.
2:36:11
Our shop used to be square, 6000 square foot, yes.
2:36:15
Now it's long, OK, like narrow and long.
2:36:20
But it has like a bunch of Bay doors.
2:36:23
Thin, you know, thin. Thin but long.
2:36:25
OK, we're. Talking about the shops, Oh.
2:36:28
God no. Anyway, so we had this landlord
2:36:32
who was like this huge piece of shit, and I mean huge
2:36:35
physically. He was a pile of shit.
2:36:37
Pile of shit. And he thought he was like this
2:36:39
mobster guy, Okay. And he would kind of like
2:36:42
intimidate us all the time. And I was on the Dino one day
2:36:47
and I see him in like the shop door, like he's like.
2:36:51
At the edge of the door like you won't walk in like the fucking
2:36:53
Penguin from. Batman.
2:36:55
That's. What I'm picturing like Stan
2:36:56
podlackers. On he looks like the Penguin and
2:36:58
he would like sit there and he was like sitting there and I saw
2:37:00
him, he was like, you know, like just like making, you know, just
2:37:02
tell his, his noises. Like, I was in the car and I
2:37:05
couldn't hear him, but I could hear him, you know, like it's
2:37:07
like a fucking dumb Lacoste like, polo shirt on with a weird
2:37:10
pattern. Just.
2:37:11
Fucking steaming up over there, he says something to one of the
2:37:15
guys and I'm like finishing what I'm doing.
2:37:19
I'm gonna get out and talk to him in a second and then.
2:37:21
He gets frustrated with what they said and gets in his car
2:37:24
and does the worst burnout ever. Like he had like some AM G or
2:37:29
something and it like had traction control on.
2:37:31
So it's like and like and like everyone laughed and he saw
2:37:36
everyone laugh at him. No.
2:37:38
And he literally told us he's like, I'll never come there
2:37:40
again because you guys laughed at.
2:37:43
Me. Well, his building, his well,
2:37:46
his partner was actually our real estate agent.
2:37:48
And he said that, like, that was the reason why he wasn't gonna,
2:37:52
like renew or Oh yeah, must be paid like the absorbent amount
2:37:54
of money. Yeah, cuz we were gonna renew
2:37:56
and like, he wanted literally like $5000 more a month.
2:38:00
We clapped him deep at that laugh.
2:38:01
That was a good laugh. Something ridiculous and he and
2:38:04
are are his partner. He had like multiple partners in
2:38:06
the building, but one of them who we dealt with all the time,
2:38:09
which was like much nicer, he was like, yeah, he said.
2:38:11
You guys laughed at him one time.
2:38:13
We went so hard. I think that was like.
2:38:16
That was. It was one of the best things
2:38:17
I've ever seen. Grown man, that was a benchmark
2:38:20
in my life. But I mean it seems like.
2:38:22
I mean, yeah, you guys bought a. Yeah, you guys got a building
2:38:24
now? Yeah, totally.
2:38:25
It's all for the best. It was, I guess it was kind of
2:38:28
always part all of our like, so we had a business plan.
2:38:31
All of our business plan stuff had happened so much faster than
2:38:35
we had intended due to hardship, like dealing with like miserable
2:38:39
people. So we just figure this out.
2:38:41
Yeah. So yeah, like when something
2:38:43
would suck, we would just be like, well, I guess we're going
2:38:45
to just figure this out earlier, you know, like we.
2:38:48
You know, we always said we wanted to get our own building.
2:38:50
We didn't think it would happen in the first, you know, couple
2:38:52
of years. Yeah.
2:38:53
We'd be like, I feel like that's Frankie's goal, right?
2:38:55
Three years? Yeah, four years.
2:38:57
No, no, probably. 666 years. Look, man, he, he, the landlord
2:39:02
did get the last laugh, remember, he was like, don't put
2:39:04
the doors in you talk to the the next person to rent it.
2:39:07
And we didn't need like beat us for like $600.00.
2:39:10
I don't remember that. Yeah, but you're rich.
2:39:13
So you write the check. Really.
2:39:14
Quick, yeah, yeah. It was my big deal.
2:39:15
I just. I just threw that out of my ass
2:39:17
at it, All right? No.
2:39:20
But so it sucked over there. So we were like, fuck this guy.
2:39:24
We'll get our own building. We won't have to answer to
2:39:26
anybody. And then we did.
2:39:27
What's the lot size look like? Good enough.
2:39:30
Well, you drew it out on. Yeah, I have it all drawn out.
2:39:32
I don't know what's how big it is.
2:39:33
Before we had the container and the stacker and the double car
2:39:36
and clothes. I think it could fit like 42
2:39:39
cars. That's a lot.
2:39:40
Yeah. So it's lot and it's gated,
2:39:41
which was sick. That's perfect 42, yeah.
2:39:44
Yeah, I was dude, our old shop. We had 40 cars inside it.
2:39:47
Yeah, it was nuts when they had the plow, but the old shop, the
2:39:50
middle of it was just a driveway cuz you had to pull onto the.
2:39:53
Lift so there was like tons of like the old shop would be like.
2:39:57
We had four lifts on one side, so we'd like double stack all
2:40:00
the cars. And then we had another lift
2:40:02
over here, double stacked and then like 3 or 4 spaces over
2:40:05
there and then the inside like the aisle would fit three cars
2:40:08
wide, like 6 cars deeper. And then we'd have a car on the
2:40:11
dyno and then two in front of it, like we'd pack them and like
2:40:15
for when it was gonna snow, we'd like pack the cars in there.
2:40:18
Dude, that guy killed us with the plowing for the lot.
2:40:21
Oh yeah. What charged you?
2:40:22
Yeah. His own plow company, right, and
2:40:25
property management company. It was just like every time it
2:40:27
snowed, it was just so upset. It could snow like it could like
2:40:31
flurry, flurry, and he'd be like $800.
2:40:33
Yeah, we get charged. To $800 abusive.
2:40:35
I will come here and fucking shovel this shit if you'll pay
2:40:39
me. No, but no.
2:40:40
In the contract you have to pay. Yeah, there's like a lot of
2:40:43
liability there, Dan. Bullshit.
2:40:44
You have to salt and shovel and plow like.
2:40:48
It's stupid, yeah. Yeah.
2:40:51
So now we have to deal with that ourselves.
2:40:52
So now I yeah, now we have our own building.
2:40:54
Well, now you guys are gonna shovel.
2:40:55
It our building was a gut, though.
2:40:57
We had to gut that whole thing, man.
2:40:58
That thing was not. It was not a cakewalk.
2:40:59
Yeah, it was pretty. Great.
2:41:01
We stud the whole thing too. Electric plumbing.
2:41:03
The plumber sucked, both of them, yeah.
2:41:05
So the building we have now was a like a building like this.
2:41:09
That's like multiple units. It was like multiple rentals and
2:41:11
we just knocked the whole thing down into one, like big.
2:41:15
Place. Yeah, so, but like you're.
2:41:17
In like, Dino Room now, right? Yeah.
2:41:19
So there's like a Dino Bay and then there's like.
2:41:21
A That was one of those conversations we had at
2:41:23
Applebee's. We always wanted to be able to
2:41:24
pull a car into the showroom and this building just didn't really
2:41:27
support us. We just put a huge window there,
2:41:29
yeah, So now the showroom, like when you're hanging out, the
2:41:32
Dino is there with a huge, like a full glass.
2:41:35
Yeah. So yeah, that's a good
2:41:36
Applebee's conversation. Well, it was.
2:41:39
We always wanted to be like, you could pull a car in the
2:41:40
showroom, like have it on display.
2:41:42
Now we just have the Dino in the showroom.
2:41:44
Yeah, I get it. That's.
2:41:46
Cool, Frankie. I mean, your old showroom area
2:41:48
was awesome. Yeah, we, we.
2:41:51
They got it infected. I think you know it.
2:41:54
Was it got, like, Applebee's? Too many tchotchkes?
2:41:56
Yeah, yeah, I got it. Was super at the time.
2:41:58
Like the rustic look was like super.
2:42:00
Like, there's no children on the walls, though.
2:42:02
Yeah, no, I didn't have any, like, high school kids.
2:42:06
There was no AI like children like local high school.
2:42:09
Yeah, lots of crap. Like, I mean, it's just like fun
2:42:12
stuff. You know what?
2:42:13
I mean, it was great stuff. It was just like.
2:42:15
I don't know. Just crap that we've collected.
2:42:17
We did shiplap. You guys had like an arcade game
2:42:20
in there? So now we do.
2:42:21
Yeah. That's sick.
2:42:23
We have three. These are these are the Ideas 3
2:42:25
Arcade. I had some kid come in the other
2:42:27
day, thought he was hard at like Mortal Kombat, which like, I'm
2:42:30
not the best Collins, like nasty at it.
2:42:32
And he was like, dude, I'm like a sweet gamer.
2:42:34
I was like, get some practice. I went down, I dropped my pizza,
2:42:36
beat the shit out of him. I said, Colin, don't even go
2:42:38
down there. Not even working, dude.
2:42:40
I've never we've like, I would give some of the biggest
2:42:43
discount at the shop if they could beat me in Mortal Kombat.
2:42:46
Where the Mortal Kombat players, I'll tell you what.
2:42:48
If you could beat me like 3 consecutive rounds of Mortal
2:42:50
Kombat, I'll tune your car for free, yo.
2:42:54
They're. Gonna have to find that on here.
2:42:55
You heard it here. Dude, cuz there's gonna be some
2:42:57
fucking wicked nasty guy who's been playing a time zone for so
2:43:01
fucking long back in the day. I'm just fucking like.
2:43:04
Get to the shop tomorrow, there's a line out.
2:43:06
But, like, we play so different. Yeah, like, I play real
2:43:08
strategically. I play super aggressive.
2:43:11
I was too young to be on those games for long.
2:43:14
Like my cousins, older cousins were playing that shit.
2:43:16
Yeah, yeah. And.
2:43:17
Then the PS1. They're probably distinct
2:43:18
memories, I think. My older cousins are.
2:43:23
Playing you guys could be related, I don't know.
2:43:24
Possibly. They definitely are.
2:43:26
Well. I think we managed.
2:43:28
The last probably Vicente or some shit like something.
2:43:30
We managed to do it was the. Filipino is bug.
2:43:32
Pretty good Me though. Yeah.
2:43:34
I mean, we didn't even get to the question in a couple
2:43:35
prayers. Yeah, we did.
2:43:36
We're gonna get to him right now.
2:43:37
Like my little cousins, like bless me, They're like bless.
2:43:39
Like oh God. You're so Asian.
2:43:42
Damn, I tell him no. I'm like not.
2:43:45
What do they call it? Like the Santa Ninos?
2:43:46
We go and pray and eat like Lumpia's and stuff.
2:43:49
Do you do that? Bunch of round fruit or
2:43:51
whatever. Round fruit.
2:43:52
What the fuck? Is not like a new year when they
2:43:54
fucking make you eat a bunch of grapes or whatever.
2:43:56
No, I don't do that. What is that?
2:43:57
That's a new. That's the thing you do.
2:43:59
I guess, yeah. Maybe that's like, only your
2:44:01
family. Don't be offended by that.
2:44:04
I'm just curious. I.
2:44:06
Don't know. I don't.
2:44:06
Know what we're talking? Like not everyone's doing.
2:44:08
This No, no, but the blessed thing for sure.
2:44:10
You know about that, right? There's a lot of random
2:44:12
questions in here. That's all I'm going to say.
2:44:15
Let's let's just go down the list.
2:44:16
Yeah, we'll hand them out quick. Yeah, you think first one is
2:44:20
island slide, Island slide coal which is not the same island
2:44:24
slide, how was any, how was slash anything crazy happen when
2:44:28
drifting at Calverton with Turek?
2:44:32
Are you talking? About like his Off Seasons
2:44:34
videos. Yeah, so one time.
2:44:35
This place where we drift now? That's where I saw it on that
2:44:39
video. We I took Ryan there one time
2:44:42
and did this video like one of his like, off seasons videos.
2:44:45
Yeah, OK And we shot it at the Coverton at the Groman Airfield.
2:44:50
Oh cool. So now that place has come full
2:44:52
circle again. Like now that Long Island Drifts
2:44:54
is doing like events there. I remember seeing that video and
2:44:58
I was like, where the fuck? Which one was that?
2:45:02
That wasn't the first one, right?
2:45:04
No, it was like one. He came out to the he did a
2:45:06
bunch of like, it was a bunch of clips.
2:45:07
Like we took him around, like we took him drifting there.
2:45:10
We went St. drifting in the woods, and then he went to
2:45:14
Brooklyn and like did some drifting in Brooklyn.
2:45:16
Those all these and videos were so fucking club loose, dude.
2:45:19
Dude, that first one is so good, man.
2:45:21
Yeah, the one like when he's like in a.
2:45:23
Parking lot, Yeah. Yeah, I was like this is no,
2:45:26
this was more like when he was doing like the turked.
2:45:30
Oh shit. When he was like doing like shop
2:45:33
tour, I don't know, it was like before he like it was like when
2:45:35
he was trying to start YouTube and.
2:45:37
Yeah, you know, I remember when I saw that video, I thought it
2:45:39
was like the most fucking cool thing ever because they went
2:45:42
from fucking Ryan Turk video. So he's going to be like, yeah.
2:45:46
So today we're going to go party with some friends, clip to them
2:45:49
like jumping over a fucking car while it's blowing up, yeah.
2:45:52
And I'm like, yeah. To be honest.
2:45:55
The shit they got into kind of reminded me of what you guys
2:45:57
were getting into with Dougal and everyone.
2:45:58
Yeah, well, it was the same time, yeah.
2:46:00
We were doing the same stuff, yeah.
2:46:02
You know, like crazy. Just less blowing.
2:46:04
Like capture Biddle and Dougal or just out of their mind and
2:46:07
like so like like the 2 tone videos I made with with Biddle.
2:46:11
Yeah, hilarious. I remember tracking.
2:46:13
TV's. Biddle.
2:46:14
I was at East Coast Bash and like Biddle had lit his face on
2:46:17
fire, spitting fire, and it was like ear was melted.
2:46:19
The next day I was nervous. I was Dougal, yeah.
2:46:23
Yeah, yeah. Oh, that was like a thing to do.
2:46:25
So East Coast. Band oh every year became like
2:46:28
let's spit flank like. But they didn't do it this.
2:46:31
Year When I went, yeah, I was. Waiting for it?
2:46:33
Yeah, Carl hurts the story. Fucking Maniac.
2:46:36
He woke me up because he was tickling my feet.
2:46:38
It was has hanging out the back window, the truck and I was like
2:46:41
your ears melted. I was like, what the fuck?
2:46:43
And he was probably like, I know, bro.
2:46:46
Yeah, that laugh. I can't even do it.
2:46:48
It's so unique. There was one photo that popped
2:46:50
up the other day on Facebook of someone like sleeping in their
2:46:53
Google. Yeah, that's it.
2:46:53
It was probably the same night he was sleeping under the hood
2:46:56
of his car. Because the hood was the fucking
2:46:58
cover. Would you forget to give your
2:46:59
boy a blanket at the sleep? Literally just laying on the on
2:47:02
the engine. No, this is East Coast Mass.
2:47:04
We just drink ourselves unconscious at East.
2:47:06
Coast. That's what I was.
2:47:07
Trying to do I was I was getting to that point and then like
2:47:10
nothing crazy was happening, so I went home.
2:47:12
Yeah, man, it definitely. It's definitely a little
2:47:14
different now. Yeah, I could see.
2:47:15
That I didn't even drift. That I went.
2:47:17
I was just like, this is a great party, yeah.
2:47:18
It was you. You your group was the crazy
2:47:20
group. Like, yeah, They were literally
2:47:22
batshit insane. I was not crazy.
2:47:25
Yeah, I know, but I was probably the I was probably the Congress
2:47:28
one. Fronting right now?
2:47:29
No, not no. They.
2:47:30
Were out of their mind. Yeah.
2:47:31
Yeah. No, I mean.
2:47:32
Alright, Joe, tell us something that that Colin has done where
2:47:35
you're where it's making you go like this, fucking.
2:47:37
Guy, I don't even know where to begin with that.
2:47:39
There's so much. I don't know.
2:47:42
I'm going to pass on this question.
2:47:44
I'm not trying to out you, all right?
2:47:46
If you want to contribute to your own demise, go for it.
2:47:49
Let's get a serious question. Is a hot dog a sandwich?
2:47:52
Yes, yes. Okay.
2:47:54
Baloney's like a giant hot dog sliced all.
2:47:57
Right. I'm not going to argue with
2:47:58
that, but a hot dog is not a sandwich.
2:48:00
It's its own category, bro. It's got a different bun and
2:48:02
shit. Hot dog bun still meat between
2:48:05
buns. That's all right.
2:48:07
I can't. I guess I can't argue with that
2:48:08
either. Where do you think you'd end up
2:48:10
career wise if not for cars? Oh shit.
2:48:13
Colin and I were gonna be cops. Yeah, both of us were gonna be
2:48:15
Bruce. We were gonna go.
2:48:17
We got really into Drudge dread. And like we were like, I am the
2:48:20
law and they're like, yeah, let's just go do this.
2:48:23
I would have been a cop for sure.
2:48:25
That's I passed both like our local police and the city.
2:48:28
I was kind of do either one. And then we were like we started
2:48:31
the business like, right. Before the week before I commit
2:48:33
to this idea, you guys are like, I was like supposed to go to
2:48:38
like the Academy and do like the psych and my brother is like do
2:48:41
you really want to do that? I was like, no, your.
2:48:43
Brother saved you. He did, yeah.
2:48:46
What would you do with $10 million?
2:48:50
You can go first. Let's see how ridiculous you
2:48:52
get. No, I wouldn't even be that
2:48:54
ridiculous anymore. $10 million on Long Island.
2:48:57
You could buy a house. Yeah, I was gonna say I just.
2:48:59
I'll like pay, pay some stuff off.
2:49:01
He's like, I'd buy that garment thing.
2:49:02
I just saw him, yeah, buy a radar for my boat.
2:49:05
Yeah, I'd buy a different boat, probably with a radar on it. $10
2:49:08
million boat is like one boat. It can be a one boat, yeah.
2:49:11
Yeah, I'm trying to think I could probably knock out of 1
2:49:14
purchase, like 1 swipe from one place.
2:49:17
What? Do you buy?
2:49:18
I would walk in an exotic car dealer, buy every single one at
2:49:21
face value MSRP and sell it for more right after.
2:49:24
The financial person me is I could just put it in like a CD
2:49:26
fund and just take 5% every year.
2:49:28
Be goofy? Yeah, I think I.
2:49:29
Would another way to do it? It's like, so lame though, that
2:49:32
is. Lame.
2:49:32
Yeah, that's pretty lame. I'd probably get more tattoos
2:49:34
and complain about how much they I would do this.
2:49:37
I would definitely buy property big enough to have my own track
2:49:39
on it. You would run out of money.
2:49:41
I know 10 million doesn't even cover that.
2:49:43
But the sustainability of it? Not here, but like in the middle
2:49:46
of nowhere. Though you could.
2:49:47
What? Where like the Drift Mansion,
2:49:51
you buy that that's not 10 million.
2:49:53
That's got to be way more than 10 million.
2:49:54
No way, No way. 100 it's like a nowhere.
2:49:57
That asphalt alone, it's probably like 3 million.
2:50:00
I would say it's a solid like 710,000,000 for the property
2:50:04
alone with the with the 10. Million is a lot of money.
2:50:07
You can buy that on Long Island for 10 million.
2:50:09
Like you could probably buy a Drift mansion in the Hamptons.
2:50:12
No. No.
2:50:14
No way. That's a big no For me though,
2:50:15
the cheapest house and like Amagansett, which was like a
2:50:18
bungalow, was like a million and a half dollars.
2:50:22
It was 600 square, the most expensive.
2:50:25
Look up the most expensive. They're just like Jamie now in
2:50:29
the Hamptons. What's the cheapest house?
2:50:31
No, the most expensive. Not in Hampton Bays, no.
2:50:34
Just say the most expensive Hamptons house.
2:50:37
I think the Billions house was like 30 million.
2:50:40
Oh bro. 150. 150 mil. 10 million is like not even a down payment.
2:50:47
You don't have to pay percent for that.
2:50:49
They laugh at you. I have a perfect down payment.
2:50:52
And that looks like something that would have a drift track
2:50:54
right there. That is huge, dude.
2:50:56
Yeah, that's a lot of serious shit 10.
2:50:58
Million cannot do it. Maybe I would just pay off some
2:51:00
of my bills and live a normal life.
2:51:02
All right, fine. 10 mil Boring I.
2:51:04
Think it would just go to casino?
2:51:06
Put it on right What's your game, Black?
2:51:08
I would put half of it, all of it, on one, and if I lose, I'm
2:51:11
leaving. I'm thinking just take a
2:51:12
million. No way.
2:51:13
I would never, ever do that. That's why it's.
2:51:16
Free money, man. Just let it ride doing that
2:51:17
shit. Well, you're boring.
2:51:18
You would still have 9 million left.
2:51:20
All right, one mil. I'll take a mil on black or
2:51:22
something. Let's hear everyone.
2:51:24
What if you? Pop Three Best sounding.
2:51:26
I'm leaving. What are your top three?
2:51:29
Best sounding, best sounding engine?
2:51:30
Like ever? Yeah.
2:51:32
You get top. Is one of them a Subaru?
2:51:34
If it's not top three, yeah. She's gonna say something
2:51:37
ridiculous. Let's hear this.
2:51:39
I don't know. I mean, I think Rotary sound
2:51:43
really. Yeah.
2:51:44
All right. It's like a fucking weed.
2:51:45
We're talking about just sound in general.
2:51:48
I think rotaries have like, yeah, the most distinct.
2:51:51
I've been on a thing where intelligent people like
2:51:53
Rotaries. He just complimented you.
2:51:55
Intelligent but irresponsible, yeah.
2:51:58
Like a lot of it sound, it just has the most distinct like.
2:52:02
A lot of engineers have rotaries and then the problem with
2:52:06
engineers are fucked up. I Do you have engineer
2:52:09
customers? Do you have any engineer
2:52:11
customers? Not the worst, they're just.
2:52:13
Technically. Yeah, they're they're really
2:52:15
difficult. But nothing.
2:52:17
Oh, I see. They're impossibly like they're
2:52:19
net. They've never been wrong.
2:52:20
There's those. People, Yeah.
2:52:21
Yeah. And they want to do everything
2:52:22
through you. Like they just want to.
2:52:24
All right, you're going to do this.
2:52:25
Colin just took one bit back to engineering school real quick
2:52:27
the other day. It was really nice.
2:52:29
Sometimes you gotta teach them. He was like, there's no way.
2:52:32
The one thing that I made is wrong.
2:52:35
So we had to buy this, like, oscilloscope.
2:52:36
And there was like, guess what it is?
2:52:39
Yeah, he was up. He was like, not on a set, but
2:52:41
talk shit about a couple. No, he was.
2:52:43
He was a great guy. Yeah, and like his car wound up
2:52:45
being perfect. He's just.
2:52:47
But he was support on the car that he had, he designed himself
2:52:51
and like I had to beat. I beat my head around it for
2:52:53
like a weeks to try to figure out what was wrong with his car.
2:52:57
Then I wound up being the. One thing you knew, you knew
2:52:59
from the jump. You've said it's got anything?
2:53:02
Well, I said it in the beginning and like he didn't want to hear.
2:53:04
It no way like go around it. Like he remained it to the exact
2:53:07
tolerances. Yeah, yeah, it didn't work.
2:53:11
Anyway, I get it. This.
2:53:12
Cap. All right, you gave US1 engine,
2:53:14
I'll take it. What's your favorite sounding
2:53:16
engine? Definitely like like a metsker.
2:53:19
Flat 6 NA. Like, no cats.
2:53:23
Like a Porsche? Yeah.
2:53:24
Or I would say like. That thing screaming on the
2:53:26
track sounds like a fucking wasp nest.
2:53:28
I feel like I. Hate how those engines sound.
2:53:30
I like a good V12 too, like a nasty like.
2:53:33
Old like the Judd engine, like Brian's engines, Like a Formula
2:53:36
One engine that's sick. Yeah, the one in Tark's new car,
2:53:39
Yeah. That's super good, Yeah.
2:53:41
That is probably. Top tier, it has to be high
2:53:45
pitched. I don't think that's a 12, but
2:53:46
yeah. It's a it's a judge.
2:53:48
It's got to think it is that. It's screaming sound.
2:53:49
Yeah, it needs that screaming sound.
2:53:51
Any engine that makes that sound, I like it's a high.
2:53:53
Roving like glory displacement engine just sounds amazing.
2:53:56
Yeah, floor rotor doing that. That shit the lower the like.
2:53:59
That's why I like rotor that like.
2:54:01
Mazda tribute. Like old PT core.
2:54:04
The orange and green. Orange and green.
2:54:05
Yeah, that thing's nasty. That's what.
2:54:07
One of the best sounding cars. Out, dude, I heard.
2:54:09
But that is I was. On the way to work.
2:54:10
You heard a bike, like coming up behind me.
2:54:12
This guy was not shifting for some reason.
2:54:14
And I was just like, I just found myself smiling and I was
2:54:17
like, I really enjoy these things still.
2:54:20
Like he just came up on it was like, I was like, that thing
2:54:23
sounds fucking sick. I.
2:54:26
Don't even like bikes like that. I don't even like bikes either.
2:54:28
Like not like things like that. But like when they sound like
2:54:32
screaming, like that is just moving so fast.
2:54:35
Yeah, like the light turns just yellow.
2:54:36
Just think about think about those Pistons, how fast those
2:54:39
things are moving. You're like Jesus.
2:54:40
Christ, that's crazy. And they stay together and say,
2:54:42
yeah, it's. Wild and people beat the fuck
2:54:44
out of motorcycles and they're fine like that's.
2:54:46
Not here either, No problems. Yeah, it's kind of weird, right?
2:54:55
Except for Miyagi, who revved his engine and his bike.
2:54:59
That's an old bike. And it's our pacing oil.
2:55:02
Yeah, I mean, you can't do that with.
2:55:03
It was Malcolm Bike, all right. Next question, Next question.
2:55:06
Oh, I should have. Been ready with this Connor
2:55:08
croak. When is Colin going to put his
2:55:10
fucking 240 on the road? On the road, on the road, on
2:55:13
the. Road he said.
2:55:14
Rd. Don't do that to me.
2:55:16
I would do it next year. That's my next car with the
2:55:18
kittens painted and nice. I would drive it around.
2:55:21
Why not? Cool.
2:55:22
Connor still has Street car. When is Connor going to put his
2:55:25
car on the fucking track? Whoa.
2:55:27
Oh, clap bag. How about that?
2:55:28
I remember Connor back in the day was like a child, like 16.
2:55:32
Yeah. Drove his car.
2:55:34
We were drifting behind. We used to drift behind this,
2:55:36
like Kohl's parking lot, OK? And then he went there by
2:55:39
himself one day and drove right into like a staircase, like.
2:55:42
He's just like concrete. He's calling Connor.
2:55:45
What happened? He said, he said.
2:55:46
Cap. Cap.
2:55:47
Cap. Damn, that's kind of like
2:55:53
another time I met him. Staircase.
2:55:54
Yeah, like a steel like staircase coming out of in the
2:55:57
back of a building like. Like a fire escape kind of
2:56:00
looking thing. You just like drove.
2:56:01
Same car he has now I. Don't know.
2:56:05
Was it the same car? He said.
2:56:08
Oh no, and you put a laughing face.
2:56:12
Every time you get in a car that's like fast on the street,
2:56:14
you get like the all the tickets, yeah.
2:56:18
Literally every time you get pulled.
2:56:20
No, not anymore. I mean, I haven't gotten pulled
2:56:22
over in a car. You haven't had a car in a
2:56:24
while. I have the.
2:56:25
Z That's like a real fancy car though.
2:56:27
The Z. We didn't talk.
2:56:28
We didn't. Even talk about that because I I
2:56:30
yeah. Let's talk about the Z.
2:56:31
I was. I was going.
2:56:32
Talking about how reliable? It was.
2:56:33
I said to Tom I was like, what's or Frankie?
2:56:36
And I was like, I'm gonna ask about the Z and I'm gonna ask if
2:56:39
you drift it. Do you drift it?
2:56:40
No. OK then that the my, I said.
2:56:42
The next thing I was gonna ask was why not?
2:56:45
Because it's too nice. It is a twin turbo, yeah.
2:56:48
It is really. How do you feel about the VG30I
2:56:51
think it's great. Me too.
2:56:52
It rips. God damn it.
2:56:54
I try to tell people that's like Nissan's best engine.
2:56:56
Oh my God, there's a lot. Listen, there's nothing wrong
2:56:58
with that engine. There's everything wrong with
2:57:00
where they put it. Yeah, that's.
2:57:01
Is that the that's like the same engine they had in the exterra,
2:57:04
right? And the Nissan Maxima?
2:57:06
Yeah, more you could find Maxima's with like 600,000 miles
2:57:09
on them. Same engine.
2:57:10
It's a little different, but I mean more like it's it's it's
2:57:14
nearly a GTR engine, you know what I mean?
2:57:15
It's like. No, Colum made this exhaust for
2:57:18
his like not to stroke. Here you go.
2:57:20
But for the Z and it sounds just like a GTR, it's.
2:57:23
Sick. I love those.
2:57:24
And sick man. It's just yeah, no one really
2:57:26
like it was a twin turbo V6 Nissan.
2:57:28
It's it's a that. Came out in the States.
2:57:31
Yeah, that's even bigger. Oh yeah.
2:57:33
Oh yeah. But like, what?
2:57:35
If you have the service, the turbos?
2:57:37
You gotta take them aback. All right.
2:57:39
See. Take no, listen.
2:57:40
The car is not actually I was super nervous about when I
2:57:43
bought the car. Being like this is gonna be the
2:57:45
worst car ever. But when you it's really built
2:57:48
to be dealer serviced. So if you have a lift, it's not
2:57:53
so bad. Everything's accessible from the
2:57:54
bottom. It's just if you work on the car
2:57:56
on your driveway, it's the worst car in the world.
2:57:59
Yeah, but like, fuck if you're. On a car.
2:58:00
On a driveway. Every car sucks.
2:58:02
No, I mean some cars like a 240, you can work everything from the
2:58:04
top. It's not a big deal, but like AZ
2:58:06
is like everything's from the bottom.
2:58:08
You gotta take off like a bunch of panels.
2:58:11
The. Turbos of the engine does have
2:58:12
to come out right to take the turbos off, probably.
2:58:15
And there was some other weird fucking thing where it was like,
2:58:17
I think the starter. From the bottom or something cuz
2:58:20
no, it's gotta come out the top, yeah?
2:58:21
Yeah, when we did inject injectors on my buddies Z32, he
2:58:26
had to take off the whole plenum to do it.
2:58:28
Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
2:58:29
It's it's like it's one of those things if you just need to know
2:58:32
how to work on it, yeah. There's nothing to do, right?
2:58:34
Yeah, I mean, super. It kind of sucks.
2:58:37
Supers are not easy to work on either, so I'm used to it.
2:58:39
Yeah, I guess. That's like my buddy who has an
2:58:41
MR2 and now everything is way easier.
2:58:43
Yeah, he's like, ah alright, that doesn't look that bad
2:58:46
versus like his where he's literally like hunched over,
2:58:49
reached all the way in there and you can't touch anything and
2:58:52
everything is by touch. 300 Z is one of my like.
2:58:56
I hope to have one of those cars one day.
2:58:58
I hope I'm bored enough. One day where I buy something
2:59:00
like that, that's what it was like.
2:59:01
I was just like, we and him were sitting on the couch one day and
2:59:04
I'm like, I love this car And he was like, buy it.
2:59:06
And I'm like really? And I'm like.
2:59:09
Yeah, all right. And I did it and like.
2:59:11
And it was Scranton the next day.
2:59:13
Yeah, the next day I went to Pennsylvania.
2:59:14
He's like, hey, I found a car. You want to go in the morning?
2:59:16
I was like. Yep, it was.
2:59:17
It's either that one or a second.
2:59:19
Jenna Cliffs for me. I don't know why.
2:59:22
I mean, very different cars, bars, but like an all-wheel
2:59:25
drive one, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like a GSX Turbo thing.
2:59:27
Like like a street version. Like a really nice one.
2:59:30
You know with the, the. The Good Engine.
2:59:32
The 4G630-O God. Jesus.
2:59:34
The good engine crank walk. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, The
2:59:37
Achilles heel podcast related question, I shouldn't even ask
2:59:43
this. Are you guys going to be posting
2:59:44
more Patreon exclusive podcast? I don't know.
2:59:47
Me and Malcolm have posted one or two.
2:59:51
One, we did one and we, I don't know, we're just working all the
2:59:55
time. So we don't, you know, maybe me
2:59:57
and Carl. Do maybe you might see.
2:59:59
A little magazine on there one day, OK?
3:00:02
Yeah, yeah. I don't know what I'm saying.
3:00:03
No. Yeah, we're going to post more.
3:00:04
I got a couple ideas. So we just have to literally do
3:00:07
it, Malcolm. Maybe we'll do it tomorrow
3:00:08
morning. OK.
3:00:11
Well, fuck you too. Moving on.
3:00:13
We do it. We have a lot of things we never
3:00:15
get done. Yeah, there's always like a list
3:00:17
of shit. That we haven't been reading
3:00:18
these names, but that was from FRS.
3:00:20
Zach, you want to read one? Carl, Sure.
3:00:23
This one's about drifting. Thank you.
3:00:26
What should I do if I want to use my car as a daily driver and
3:00:29
a drift car? Good question.
3:00:34
I mean, it's not a bad idea. You say buy a Corvette.
3:00:36
Yeah, buy it just does it and works.
3:00:40
Buy a car. Because this came up recently.
3:00:42
Me and Darryl always have these weird ass conversations, but buy
3:00:46
a car that you can that is sustainable to you because
3:00:51
remember how Miyagi's blowing through tires because he has
3:00:54
more power as an example. You're gonna burn more tires,
3:00:57
you have more power. So maybe you don't want
3:00:58
something with crazy power like that, or like if it if it's
3:01:01
something that you're not, Carl's telling you.
3:01:03
Sly and IS300 don't do any engine modifications drive.
3:01:06
The way it is G35, you got 4 doors, that's it.
3:01:10
It's a good daily driver. Or or if you like something
3:01:13
enough, you're gonna have to suffer a little bit, but don't
3:01:18
think. About daily driving, any kind of
3:01:20
race car. But don't let that stop.
3:01:22
You though you have commitment problems.
3:01:23
Yeah, Don't. Don't let that stop you.
3:01:25
Like if if if it's fixing it is going to stop you, then drifting
3:01:28
is not the sport for you. Colin, do you ever daily drive
3:01:31
the 240? No.
3:01:33
Oh, I've driven it to like work a few times, but like, it's not.
3:01:36
I've never. No, I mean like that was your
3:01:37
only car. No, Never.
3:01:39
Colin's always had multiple cars.
3:01:41
I don't think I even drifted my 2:40 until I had a trailer for
3:01:44
it. Oh, wow.
3:01:45
Like I wasn't. That's the next.
3:01:46
Level like not playing around. My shit was my only car and it
3:01:50
had four gears. At one point I was driving it up
3:01:53
and down the Turnpike. Two hours.
3:01:54
Nope. I can't do it.
3:01:55
And it's not that I had like, disposable income.
3:01:58
I just wouldn't like I had to go to work.
3:02:00
So like, I would never like, have my only car be.
3:02:04
You've been an adult for a while.
3:02:05
Yeah, I've been adult for. A while like having multiple
3:02:07
vehicles, Yeah to like. Make so like things happen.
3:02:09
My first car that I started modifying was my first like bug
3:02:11
iwrx and like I started playing with it just a hair and I was
3:02:16
like I need a work car and like I bought a $500 beat up pickup
3:02:21
truck and that's like. I knew I had the pickup truck
3:02:23
to, like, get things done. I mean, that's good advice too.
3:02:26
Yeah, like you can get a cheap pickup truck.
3:02:28
Like find yourself an S10 or like a.
3:02:32
Frontier. Frontier, yeah.
3:02:34
Ranger. Dude, the Xterra.
3:02:35
Never put down an Xterra. That's like one of the best
3:02:38
dailies you can. I hear that a lot.
3:02:40
And dude, Chris is who was just here.
3:02:43
He has an Xterra and that thing hasn't seen one oil.
3:02:48
I just don't know. How?
3:02:51
Dude, I. Really.
3:02:52
I. Beat My Xterra is so hard, like
3:02:55
the hardest you can beat a car and it was every single day.
3:02:59
It was perfect. We took it off roading and Chris
3:03:01
on the way down to off roading just found out the shock was off
3:03:07
and he was like, I was like, is that OK?
3:03:09
And he's like, yeah, it's probably gonna be fine.
3:03:11
There wasn't a day I didn't drive my Xterra into the shop.
3:03:14
Did a burnout in reverse out of the shop and then crashed into
3:03:17
something and then went home every single day.
3:03:19
Was that the yellow one? The yellow?
3:03:20
That one? Did that burnout smelt for like
3:03:22
hours? It was the smokiest burnout you
3:03:25
can do. I was just sent that day.
3:03:26
I was like, wow, this smells so bad in here.
3:03:28
The best thing I have about Chris's one was he was like,
3:03:30
yeah, so I think, I think the oil pan's leaking.
3:03:34
And then he realized it's just leaking when it's filled up to
3:03:38
where it should be. Just leave less oil so you leave
3:03:41
less oil in it. He's fine.
3:03:42
He doesn't have to worry about. It do those engines.
3:03:44
That's why he does so bad. My dude, that thing has gotten
3:03:47
us to and from the city. Like on those late nights so
3:03:52
many times. It was the spaceship.
3:03:54
For exterior gang. Yeah, and like, dude, exterior
3:03:56
is the best. That's Chris.
3:03:57
Chris drives this thing like. Like, does he have the droopy
3:04:01
roof he? Does this thing there's no
3:04:03
liners gone. There's no liner I.
3:04:05
We did mine. It came out really nice.
3:04:07
But Chris, he drives it like this, He'll like drive the pedal
3:04:10
like this and then he'll be in the car like.
3:04:12
Oh, just just to be, yeah, yeah, no, that's fun.
3:04:15
And but some people drive like this, Like some people I know
3:04:18
are like driving gas. Gas.
3:04:20
Yeah. Oh, no.
3:04:21
You know you can. Be like halfway.
3:04:23
I will complain. As a passenger, what are the
3:04:25
fastest Subarus you've worked on?
3:04:30
As far as like miles, power, I need some like power,
3:04:33
horsepower. I need some numbers, yeah. 1000
3:04:35
horsepower. Ellison's made a lot of power,
3:04:37
yeah. Now, are these Subarus daily
3:04:40
drivable? No.
3:04:43
Well, yeah, I mean, I guess until they break, no.
3:04:45
Right. Yes, you can drive it like on
3:04:48
the street, but like, that's a race engine.
3:04:51
We're talking about a billet engine.
3:04:52
Oh, really? We're talking about $50,000.
3:04:56
In. The engine?
3:04:57
What's? Hey, what's the Cam set up like?
3:04:59
Like, it's pretty crazy. Yeah.
3:05:01
Everything about it is. The CNC port like big cams.
3:05:03
We don't really do 2 crazy cams though.
3:05:05
On those cars, I feel like supers never have crazy.
3:05:08
They never sound like low P Yeah, but there's big cams in it
3:05:11
for sure. The thing I shouldn't.
3:05:12
Sound low P. Yeah, it shouldn't sound low.
3:05:14
P but yeah, no, that car realistically has X amount of
3:05:21
drive time on it and then it needs to be like torn down and
3:05:23
rebuilt. Like, yeah, that's a real race
3:05:25
engine. Like.
3:05:26
No race engine you guys have ever seen, that's a professional
3:05:29
level race engine doesn't get torn down every season, if not
3:05:33
ten times the season. Yeah, you know, so you build
3:05:36
someone a car like that. We're talking like an FD, like
3:05:41
horsepower engine, like those engines do not last.
3:05:44
You couldn't drive that thing to work every day, yeah.
3:05:46
It just wouldn't be sensible financially, like as far as
3:05:49
getting the most value out of the car to like drive 1000
3:05:52
horsepower every day. What are these type of customers
3:05:55
that get these things? I don't know, like what do they
3:05:57
like? What do they do with them?
3:05:58
They just street race them, OK, that's what I was thinking.
3:06:01
I was gonna. Cash nights.
3:06:02
Yeah, like, I mean, some people build it to drive it, but like,
3:06:05
I tell them, you know, I tell them the same thing I told you I
3:06:07
was like, this is not, you know, it's not your only car, right?
3:06:10
I I always know it like, you know what happens to heroes?
3:06:13
They die. Yeah, OK.
3:06:16
They like and this is the thing, like, I don't think any of them
3:06:19
ever took me 100% serious, like they never go.
3:06:25
I'm gonna rebuild the next year. I'll just not beat it too bad
3:06:30
and it'll be fine. Like this is like horsepower
3:06:33
limits to getting how much you can beat the shit out of it.
3:06:35
Yeah, it doesn't like it. Will it last forever if you just
3:06:39
start it up every once in a while and drive it?
3:06:42
Probably, but it's not gonna run into the way it's supposed to be
3:06:45
ran. Yeah, like if you go out and
3:06:47
race it on the street on the. Eqe And to race for money or
3:06:51
whatever, like it's not going to last forever.
3:06:53
No, You know it makes 40 pounds of boost.
3:06:56
It's making 1000 horsepower. You could barely keep 4 tires on
3:07:00
the ground. It blows the tire.
3:07:01
Nothing. Like that is going to be again
3:07:03
sustainable. Yeah for real and not only that
3:07:06
your flat foot shifting the thing it's got anti leg the
3:07:08
thing's blowing flames out of the hood of it like trying to
3:07:11
get a ride in one of these. Things, yeah.
3:07:13
It's not just sounds, It's not for going to work all we all we
3:07:16
build. Get to work really fast though.
3:07:19
But you would get to, you get to work.
3:07:20
Fans and but but only like 6 times. 6 to 10 times.
3:07:25
At 45 pounds a boost, Which Top Gun is better and why is it
3:07:29
Matt? Oh.
3:07:29
My God. Go ahead, Colin.
3:07:32
Lose your mind right now. Wait.
3:07:34
Is it? Yes.
3:07:35
Because I forgot you like planes.
3:07:36
That's right, Vinny de Poo asked this question.
3:07:39
He's such a piece of shit. He's Asian like you guys.
3:07:42
Wow, crazy you guys. Malcolm's have to you people.
3:07:45
You heard that? Malcolm Dillon the.
3:07:48
First one is obviously the better of movie.
3:07:50
Why? Does anyone understand?
3:07:51
That's dude, the plot. Of the first one was nothing.
3:07:54
It's not the. He goes to the school, he goes
3:07:56
to the Academy, he does his thing.
3:07:58
He's the underdog who done Yeah, you just like it.
3:08:01
Colonists So. Upset.
3:08:02
It wasn't. I get it.
3:08:03
I get it. All right.
3:08:04
No. It was a real coming.
3:08:06
Of age movie, I will give it that.
3:08:07
It was revolutionary in a lot of ways, was it?
3:08:10
Yes. What about, like, the volleyball
3:08:12
scene? Did you like do do do do do?
3:08:17
Aside from them, let's just break it down.
3:08:19
Aside from them remaking every single scene of the first movie,
3:08:23
yes again. Talked to me better.
3:08:25
What did they do? Better they.
3:08:26
Added There was a lot more, there was a lot more turns, I
3:08:30
guess, that they could have that they took than the first movie.
3:08:33
Turns Colin that movie. There was a G911 at the end of.
3:08:38
What else can you not lie? About Oh, I don't know what's.
3:08:40
Talking about it had that, it had that.
3:08:42
Plane. I feel the same way.
3:08:45
What's the plane that fucking top that Tom Cruise had in that
3:08:48
movie? His.
3:08:49
Actual plane. The F14 Tomcat.
3:08:51
The first one that he. Was working on the one that was
3:08:53
built in Grumman Long? Island was it.
3:08:55
He saw it. He saw it.
3:08:56
Yeah. Bill.
3:08:57
Actually fun fact, my first boss, so when I was like 16 or
3:09:02
18 years old. I started working at this
3:09:04
welding shop. That boss who owned it worked at
3:09:07
the plane factory when he was younger and like, told me all
3:09:10
about the shit. I was sick.
3:09:11
That's pretty awesome. So we built Tom Cruise's point.
3:09:13
Well, I'm glad. I'm glad we decided Maverick's
3:09:15
the better one. All right.
3:09:18
OK, wait, wait, wait. Here's something I do like about
3:09:20
the first movie. That shit hypes you up pretty
3:09:23
fucking hard, yeah? The second one did too.
3:09:25
That opening. Scene.
3:09:26
No. No it didn't.
3:09:29
No, it didn't. Did.
3:09:30
You not? No, it didn't.
3:09:31
Did you not like Maverick? You can't say the whole time
3:09:33
here and tell. No, listen, I can't say that.
3:09:35
Like the the flying scenes and stuff where?
3:09:38
They were. They were amazing.
3:09:39
The flying scenes. They were arguably the best
3:09:42
flying scenes ever filmed. I agree.
3:09:46
The flying scenes were spot on. Perfect.
3:09:48
But the movie, The entire beginning of the fucking movie
3:09:52
was a shit pile of Tom Cruise showing off his trinkets from
3:09:56
the first fucking movie. The only thing No KZ um
3:10:00
whatever. Let me put my fucking jacket on
3:10:02
from the first movie. Let me put my fucking with
3:10:04
sunglasses on from the first movie.
3:10:06
Let me ride the motorcycle from the first for you.
3:10:08
He did it for you, OK? He was just trying to connect
3:10:11
with you. Calm the oh.
3:10:12
Geez. Let me play fucking beach
3:10:14
volleyball but with the football now.
3:10:17
Favorite scene? Yeah, all the naked dudes.
3:10:20
I mean that one. Girl first one was the best they
3:10:22
had like the 80s music. It was right they were actually
3:10:24
playing volleyball. Now they just played tag
3:10:27
football in the sand and. Called it the first movie.
3:10:29
Damn, you're a fucking hater. And the song.
3:10:31
The first one, Kenny Loggins playing with the boys.
3:10:34
That's not for you. Let's not even think about Let's
3:10:35
talk about the song, right. The beginning of the first movie
3:10:38
plays the fucking song. The beginning of the second
3:10:40
movie plays half the fucking song.
3:10:42
And they cut it up all fucked up.
3:10:43
And it sounds stupid. Well, sorry, we didn't want to
3:10:45
repeat the same thing again. It just don't fucking put it in
3:10:48
the movie. Make a new movie that you can't
3:10:50
have your cake and eat it too, Colin, OK.
3:10:51
Yes, I can. That first movie soundtrack,
3:10:53
that first like intro song. Yeah.
3:10:56
Fucks you up. It's fucking fun, dude, that.
3:10:58
Yeah, that intro is sick. He played that in the car.
3:11:00
I will say the whole like what was it like Mach 10 scene?
3:11:04
Yeah, Oh, let me eject from a plane at 1,000,000 miles an
3:11:07
hour. Then let me repeat the scene
3:11:09
from Kill Bill when I need a glass of water.
3:11:11
Yeah, you can have that one. Fuck it.
3:11:13
Yeah, that scene was terrible. He walks into a diner like he's
3:11:17
a spaceship. Fucking just crashed.
3:11:20
And I will say I also don't really like the ending when he
3:11:24
ejects and all that stuff. Of the first movie.
3:11:27
Oh. And they steal.
3:11:28
When they when they steal the other plane, it's so
3:11:30
unrealistic. Well, no, no, no.
3:11:31
OK, well, the first movie, Goose, just they they he just
3:11:35
died. That was the most realistic
3:11:36
scene in any movie ever shot, really.
3:11:39
Yeah, that's why it was in the movie.
3:11:40
Because I thought it was anti climacting.
3:11:42
Just it. Just exactly.
3:11:43
That's why it just, like happened.
3:11:45
What do you mean when he died? Yeah.
3:11:46
What do you mean? It was the turning point of the
3:11:48
whole movie. All the way at.
3:11:49
The end And then the movie's done.
3:11:51
I agree with. Paul, I agree with you.
3:11:52
No, no, it goes back to fight after that.
3:11:55
He dies and. Was like halfway through the
3:11:56
movie. And then he gets.
3:11:58
His captain now he's like, yeah, this this, this character
3:12:02
development. Ooh, he learns.
3:12:03
Oh, I can't just fly solo. 2nd movie.
3:12:06
He's still flying solo, so nothing fucking cheap.
3:12:09
OK, all right. Best scene in Maverick go.
3:12:13
In Maverick, yeah. Where they show the G body 9/11
3:12:16
done. At the end, two.
3:12:21
I got two. I can't pick.
3:12:25
I don't know. No, I got one.
3:12:27
Best I can't remember 1 scene. You hated the movie so much I
3:12:30
don't even remember it when Maverick comes back after he was
3:12:33
fired and does the run by himself and everyone's watching
3:12:36
it. Yeah, there was like also, I
3:12:38
mean, listen, that was the best. It wasn't bad, but.
3:12:41
It's one of those scenes. But it's one of those scenes
3:12:44
where it's like this. It's like, how did he get there?
3:12:46
Let's narrate the movie through the fucking guys watching the TV
3:12:49
screen. You know, they're like, he's
3:12:50
doing this. Come on, he's.
3:12:52
Doing that, you know, like they do that.
3:12:53
It's like, it's like you could just watch.
3:12:55
So I'm sitting there the whole movie and I'm like, damn,
3:12:57
they're really not going to show a P51.
3:12:59
Damn. Last scene.
3:13:01
Boom. I almost cried.
3:13:04
The whole. Movie On the contrary.
3:13:06
Tom Cruise owns that complaint. Yeah, right.
3:13:08
That's the one I was talking about.
3:13:09
Fucking. Awesome P50 is the one over
3:13:11
there. Yeah, On the contrary, I'm with
3:13:13
you. During the whole movie, Chris is
3:13:15
sitting next to me or I think it might have been, I might have
3:13:18
been sitting next to you, Frankie.
3:13:19
But I was just pointing out like, oh, that's the guy from
3:13:23
the first movie, like at the barman.
3:13:25
That's that that's moving all the shit around.
3:13:27
He was in the first movie. Same with and.
3:13:29
I don't like how. Peggy or whoever.
3:13:32
The girl. Yeah, the love interest.
3:13:34
What was the necessary like? Why was that necessary?
3:13:36
Yeah, I don't know know that they switched it.
3:13:38
Switched it. It had a the girl.
3:13:39
That the girl. That that girl that played the
3:13:41
original actor, she was beat. Yeah, yeah.
3:13:44
She was also way older than him. Are you sure about that?
3:13:47
You sure about that? Are you sure about that?
3:13:49
No. I'm.
3:13:49
Sure, like she was older than Tom Cruise By like 10 years.
3:13:53
She looks like a troll beast. Yeah, well, she's, you know.
3:13:56
She's done you. Contact me when you're fucking
3:13:58
60. She knows, She knows, She
3:13:59
commented on it. She's like, I get it, I'm ugly.
3:14:03
Hey. That's, yeah.
3:14:04
But for real, like the love interest was pointless.
3:14:06
It did nothing. Cruzy is a fucking demon or
3:14:09
something, because. He's a Scientologist?
3:14:10
Yeah, exactly. He's like a.
3:14:12
He's a robot. Yeah.
3:14:13
I play 100%. I hate Tom Cruise as a person,
3:14:15
but he makes the best scifi movies.
3:14:17
He does make the bad sigh because.
3:14:18
He does all his own he. Doesn't all his own stunts and
3:14:20
shit. I can't hate him, but I hate
3:14:22
him, you know? Short King.
3:14:24
Just saying dude's like 5. Six.
3:14:28
Hey man, his teeth don't line up.
3:14:29
And he fucking be doing this? What's that about?
3:14:31
I don't know Why is it? Why is this necessary?
3:14:32
He'd be taking seats. You're right.
3:14:36
You're right. And.
3:14:37
I'm like. What the fuck was the necessity
3:14:39
of that? Yeah, he swings his leg.
3:14:41
Over his pants. Down Tom.
3:14:44
All right, moving on. Moving on.
3:14:45
I'm trying to eat dinner tonight.
3:14:47
Uh, what's worse? Squat trucks or takeovers?
3:14:49
What the fuck? Oh, I that's, you know, the
3:14:52
Carolina squat. You know about that?
3:14:53
Takeovers I heard about. It the truck has the front
3:14:56
lifted so high and the backs lowered and they can't see over
3:14:58
the hood, I like to drive. I like that more than takeovers.
3:15:00
Same, I think, so I think it's kind.
3:15:02
Of they're both dangerous, but. You think it's kind of?
3:15:05
Yeah. One, I like that one.
3:15:06
It has its own culture. Yeah, one is at least not like
3:15:11
destroying. Like an entire, like, community,
3:15:15
yeah. One doesn't involve homicide, so
3:15:18
that's cool. Next, how many rocket fuels have
3:15:20
been consumed by in one sitting by Joe and Colin Rocket?
3:15:24
What the fuck is a rocket fuel? It's the Long Island thing.
3:15:26
It's. So delicious Frankie wouldn't
3:15:29
have any interest in this, but on Fire Island, which is like
3:15:33
the like the Beachy part. Beachy part off of Long Island
3:15:36
is like a stripper land. They dented this drink, called
3:15:39
the rocket fuel. Which is like a Pina colada with
3:15:42
a shot of 151 and a shot of Amaretto on the top of it.
3:15:47
It hits. What's What's your What's your
3:15:49
number? What?
3:15:50
What? How many have you had and why
3:15:51
not? So I drink them until I can't
3:15:53
remember anymore. I had 12. 1212 So we like them
3:15:58
so much And frozen cocktails and the party and in general that
3:16:01
delicious I have. At my house.
3:16:04
This is why other people. This is another reason why
3:16:06
Somebody. Said that you had a sick bar in
3:16:08
your back. This is another reason why
3:16:10
people think we're rich. I just having to find cool shit
3:16:13
on Facebook marketplace and put it to good use.
3:16:15
I have a frozen drink machine at my house and we fill it with
3:16:19
fucking rocket fuel. Pretty sick.
3:16:22
It's not like rich activity, I'm not gonna lie.
3:16:26
Dude, it's just called good shopping.
3:16:30
You're good at fixing stuff, though.
3:16:31
Yeah, I mean, I bought Broken. How many gold boy can Joe in a
3:16:35
night? Is that a real question?
3:16:36
Yeah, it's like a Four Loko if a gold one.
3:16:39
We're not. I don't do.
3:16:40
That anymore. This is East Coasties.
3:16:42
Yeah, it's Patch. Wanna see how many have I had in
3:16:46
one night? 4 It's awful.
3:16:48
Don't judge me. 4/4 Lokos is like going to the moon.
3:16:51
Yeah, you're a. Maniac.
3:16:54
I was a different person years ago.
3:16:57
It this is a long time ago. Anyway, like I also used to
3:16:59
drink a lot and then I stopped and then randomly I'll drink a
3:17:02
lot again. And then I'll drink a lot.
3:17:05
Like all the time. Yeah, it doesn't happen.
3:17:07
Like drink I could, I could actually be without drinking
3:17:11
for. Forever.
3:17:12
Doesn't bother me. We're all We're all of aging.
3:17:14
Here the problem for me is like I can't the the reason why I
3:17:17
stopped doing this because when I drink it's like not just one,
3:17:19
I can't just have it sip a beer. I'm going to have like,
3:17:22
alcoholism. They have this thing, it's
3:17:24
crazy. It's called self-control.
3:17:26
Impossible. Impossible.
3:17:28
Carl does. Not know it.
3:17:29
So then I just don't drink. Then if I don't, if I'm like, I
3:17:32
don't feel like getting drunk, all right, just gonna go home
3:17:34
when I drink. What are your thoughts on open
3:17:36
source tuning? It's fine.
3:17:39
It's limited. So like if you want just your
3:17:45
GDW Rex like just tuned up a little bit like just better.
3:17:49
It's like mostly stock stage 2:00-ish.
3:17:51
Let's say an exhaust and an intake.
3:17:52
You can open source that car if you want 500 horsepower out of a
3:17:56
newer STI. It's a waste of time, so like a
3:17:59
cob is better for that. Yeah, so a Cob, a cob and open
3:18:03
source tuning are very similar, but cob has a room of engineers
3:18:08
that have made it perfect over the last 15 years.
3:18:11
It like really opened up a lot more stuff the factory ECU has
3:18:17
like. You know, hundreds of tables of
3:18:20
stuff in it. Open source tuning came to
3:18:21
access maybe like half of them. OK, you know what I mean?
3:18:24
So you can get the main job done.
3:18:26
And if you're just trying to like tweak the car a little bit,
3:18:28
not a big deal like that JDM stuff I did for you, yeah, that
3:18:31
was open source. OK.
3:18:33
But Cobb, if you want to tune the car fully and have it act
3:18:36
like a different car, like like a standalone, basically you need
3:18:39
a Cobb access port. OK, I did not know that.
3:18:42
Yeah, so open source is just like a limited tuning solution.
3:18:46
OK, makes sense. Who makes the best fuel rails
3:18:48
for Subarus? We do.
3:18:50
We do awesome the. Passing branded one.
3:18:53
The build. Aluminum made in America?
3:18:54
That's pretty sick. Anodized.
3:18:57
Yeah, pulled a picture of that. Put them up.
3:18:59
There, I think we sold out of them.
3:19:01
We had. We did.
3:19:01
We have. Solutions finished.
3:19:02
To make it more I'm. Going to start off, it was a.
3:19:04
Proprietary design guys. If you need fuel rails for your
3:19:07
Subaru, check them out. Performance solutions.
3:19:09
Fuel rail like line kits too, because.
3:19:11
Stop buying the PTFE line kits. I have to say that out loud.
3:19:14
What is pre made ones? Yeah, why?
3:19:16
They're awful to work with. They don't go the rights.
3:19:19
Yeah, they like that. You can't make it look nice,
3:19:20
like they're all over the engine Bay.
3:19:22
It just looks like shit. And unfortunately, Cobb and like
3:19:24
IEG make these and like those are great companies.
3:19:26
I used them before. But they just.
3:19:28
Did you love them? I remember not loving them.
3:19:30
Yeah, it's just. Don't know.
3:19:32
Why? They just suck to put in.
3:19:34
Yeah yeah, it's a mess. Best wheels for a Subaru STI.
3:19:38
NTO threes? Hmm.
3:19:39
Anki like wow that's been the that.
3:19:40
Was really. Fast.
3:19:41
Always. It's it's just it works so well
3:19:44
on anyone on any chassis. It looks good.
3:19:47
Looks. Great RPF ones do the same.
3:19:49
Thing they do, they're close second for me, I agree.
3:19:51
But NTO threes just have a little bit more like.
3:19:55
You know, like the concave ones. Yeah, they need to be the right
3:19:58
size too. Like even RPF ones.
3:20:00
If you have like the wacky 7 inch wide ones, that's bizarre.
3:20:03
Yeah, they they like, go like that.
3:20:04
They'll go. Who has the best drift?
3:20:06
Miata on Long Island, Colin. No, not me.
3:20:10
No, I'm asking you. No, this is definitely a Dan,
3:20:12
Mary, Annie question. It is.
3:20:13
It's his run. I don't know, like, I haven't
3:20:15
seen that car in a minute. He still has it, he.
3:20:18
Dan's on his high horse that his car never broke.
3:20:20
Wait, did he turn it to a Harley guy?
3:20:22
Yeah, yeah, he's like one of you.
3:20:23
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All those guys are Frankie's
3:20:26
infecting me too. I want one.
3:20:27
Listen, I had one for a while. It's fantastic, but I just think
3:20:32
that it would piss off a lot of my family too.
3:20:34
It's sick. That's not my main goal.
3:20:36
When I talk about I'm a rebellious.
3:20:40
You know thing. When is the Street Bastard
3:20:42
return? I don't know.
3:20:44
Ask them. Yeah.
3:20:46
I'm thinking the. Same that was like.
3:20:48
I was like you weren't part of that.
3:20:49
Yeah, I wasn't, really. I never got into the best thing,
3:20:51
you know. You didn't get St.
3:20:52
Bastard tattooed. On your stomach?
3:20:54
That's weird, Colin. Colin doesn't have any tattoos,
3:20:56
right? No.
3:20:56
Same clean slate. Wood.
3:21:00
PASNYI hate saying it like that. Would performance auto?
3:21:03
We just say Pasney. Pasney Perfect.
3:21:05
Would Pasney consider doing rally?
3:21:07
Colin and Joe would make a great team.
3:21:08
That would actually be really fun.
3:21:09
Yeah, that. Would be cool.
3:21:10
Rally. Yeah, you Co drive.
3:21:13
I'm no, not with you. I've been in the car with you.
3:21:15
You don't know how to chill out. You start you start your event
3:21:19
at 110% and then like. Any event I do?
3:21:23
Every time he crashes. Like he starts with a crash and
3:21:27
he's like, that was too fast. I think you guys really should
3:21:29
do this. So realistically, drifting or
3:21:32
racing, I start at 110 and I'm like, all right, that's the
3:21:35
limit and I'll dial it back from actually that's.
3:21:39
A good way to do it. You know, like, I don't, you
3:21:41
know, fuck the car up too much. But.
3:21:43
But I learned a lot from doing that because I, you know, if you
3:21:46
work your way up, I'm like a 7580.
3:21:48
Yeah, you didn't, you never get to 100, you know.
3:21:50
But of course, if you throw the car into the first corner, like
3:21:54
entry so fucking fast and like it sticks, you're like, hell,
3:21:58
Yeah, that fucking I can do that.
3:22:00
But if it if it doesn't work, you're like, alright, that was
3:22:02
too much. I could dial up back, but what
3:22:03
if it causes catastrophic failure?
3:22:05
Well, you know, you try and try. 1.
3:22:07
You know, there's always. Well, we tried.
3:22:09
There's always some. That's why they make runoff.
3:22:12
Not all tracks have run off. Well, those are the ones I'm not
3:22:15
very fast at. I think, I think we hit all of
3:22:18
our questions that is. So unless there's anything going
3:22:21
on in the chat or some any last minute questions, someone said
3:22:26
that they've been saying you guys need to get into rally.
3:22:28
I do. I agree.
3:22:29
There's not a lot of rally on Long Island.
3:22:31
Well, there's. Or New Jersey.
3:22:33
I was going to say like in the tri-state.
3:22:35
Area I would do more so Billy from.
3:22:39
Really, Pet Will Petro. You know.
3:22:40
Yeah, Broken Motorsports, Broken Motorsports.
3:22:42
He's big into rally. He had a rally thing at English
3:22:45
Town one time that it was sick. I would have built the rally
3:22:48
car. Yeah, Rallycross.
3:22:49
It was the whole dirt bike track.
3:22:51
Yeah, I saw. And out onto the like the road
3:22:53
course. It was a full like rally course
3:22:55
stage they call. If he would have like kept doing
3:22:58
that, I'd build a rally car right away.
3:23:00
He was saying he was trying to do it when he we saw him at PR.
3:23:02
Yeah, he's trying to do one at like New Jersey Motorsports Park
3:23:04
now. If he does that, I'll build a
3:23:06
route. I feel like the locked city,
3:23:08
like Mike, like Michael Lynch. I think he would be way more
3:23:11
open to doing something like that because he's he Mike when
3:23:14
the way he thought is always like outside of the box from
3:23:17
what I got in the podcast, yeah. So I feel like.
3:23:21
He could be. I think he could pull that off.
3:23:23
I don't think he has any rally history though.
3:23:25
But rallycross, you don't have a a passenger, right?
3:23:28
It's just. Like, I don't think so.
3:23:30
I don't know. Take the joke.
3:23:31
You might be so like you don't have to call it rallycross,
3:23:33
though if it was just. You know Cross.
3:23:37
Rally like the SCCA. Rally stuff is like auto cross
3:23:40
in a field. Yeah, that's boring.
3:23:42
It's It's literally what it is. You.
3:23:44
Gotta be gone. It's all across in the dirt,
3:23:46
which is stupid. A real rally is like going down
3:23:48
a road and a trail and shit that you don't.
3:23:50
Just do a hill climb. First, yeah, the hill climb
3:23:53
stuff seems pretty cool that. That happens around you.
3:23:55
I just want. To see both of you in a car
3:23:56
like. Yeah, just screaming, Yeah.
3:23:58
Screaming, I think. That'll be hilarious.
3:23:59
We just do that on the track. I do that anyway.
3:24:02
Yeah, well. It's it's that would be fun.
3:24:05
That would be something we should just make a video about.
3:24:07
I think you guys should both get back into drifting so we could
3:24:10
invite them to faction and friends.
3:24:12
Carl keeps making up these events.
3:24:13
I have to buy a drift car again. You just take one of.
3:24:16
Troy's I thought you said. Oh, you got rid of sold to that.
3:24:19
God damn it, I would do. I would do an S14 with like
3:24:22
obviously an LS in it, but anyway.
3:24:24
Joanie's the red kooky S14 with an LS in it.
3:24:27
That would be the. Ideal I'll take a 5 three truck
3:24:30
engine. Have to be a real LS.
3:24:32
It's. Got.
3:24:33
To be a real no, it's Sr. so much money.
3:24:36
It is. It is like a business owners
3:24:38
rich money. And.
3:24:39
We already. It is absolutely way better to
3:24:43
do an LS. Like, do you get this lot?
3:24:44
Write it off. Write it off, yeah.
3:24:46
We'd already said that. Write it off.
3:24:48
Write it off. Write it off.
3:24:49
You're still gonna pay for it, but you.
3:24:50
Could write there's another question and I I want to ask
3:24:53
this question because I was thinking about it earlier.
3:24:54
Have you ever worked with TGV sensors?
3:24:57
If so, is it worth it? I don't actually know what that
3:24:59
means, but. Maybe they mean by the delete?
3:25:02
Like deleting them? Don't delete your tgv's.
3:25:04
Yeah. So yeah.
3:25:04
So now it's a thing like. Now it's a thing, you can't
3:25:06
delete them anymore. They're really expensive, the
3:25:08
Super ones like if you have to replace it if you have deletes
3:25:10
or like 470 a side. Allegedly you could strip the
3:25:13
internals out and still use them or something, right?
3:25:15
Yeah, so long as you have the motors on it.
3:25:16
Yeah, you can get away with. Something it doesn't have a
3:25:18
performance benefit. Yeah, OK.
3:25:20
It really. Is you guys think those things
3:25:22
don't really affect they? Don't because like you have to
3:25:28
like. Once the car's running, those
3:25:30
are wide open anyway, so it doesn't.
3:25:31
It's not like they're like in your way.
3:25:33
Even the little bit of turbulence from them just being.
3:25:35
Like that does do shit, I was gonna say.
3:25:37
The Super engines are pretty turbulent as far as like the
3:25:39
intake side goes anyway. You're right, If you really want
3:25:41
like to fix that problem, port the heads.
3:25:44
True. Just port them.
3:25:46
All right, that answers a. That answers all the questions.
3:25:48
So is there anything that you guys wanted to share with the
3:25:51
listeners and stuff before we close this out?
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Say something nice. Go watch our advertisements.
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It's pretty much this on YouTube.
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This is good. Yeah, I'll go watch that.
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We. Do Yeah, we do.
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It's a lot of racing. Patrick, our video guy, does
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Are Malcolm. Malcolm Yeah.
3:26:15
Yeah. Malcolm wears the hats of like
3:26:17
40 different employees. I appreciate people like you,
3:26:20
Malcolm. Yeah, so do I.
3:26:22
We couldn't. We couldn't.
3:26:23
Do this without you? Yeah, seriously.
3:26:25
I would have sold the company by now.
3:26:29
All right. Well, I guess that's it.
3:26:30
Yeah. Thank you guys for coming and
3:26:32
making. This for a while.
3:26:33
This was great. Sorry we were late.
3:26:34
Hopefully your drive home isn't AS.
3:26:37
No, no, the drive home will be easy.
3:26:39
Yeah, it'll be like an hour and 15 minutes.
3:26:41
So there's an accident on the bridge.
3:26:44
There's always that one person. Well, but yeah.
3:26:47
All right. Thank you guys for coming out.
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I'll have all the info for the shop and everything.
3:26:52
Yeah. Yeah.
3:26:53
That way they can all check it out.
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Turn on notifications. Turn on notifications.
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What's hit that bill icon? What gets more views?
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The Spotify or the YouTube stuff?
3:27:16
Like, do people watch it more or do?
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They do gets more downloads, yeah, I think we, I've been
3:27:22
using the Spotify statistic to reach out to people to get
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sponsored and I feel like it hits harder when it's a Spotify.
3:27:29
Yeah, and it. 6000 on. YouTube a month?
3:27:34
Oh, it's about the same then. Because we get about 6000
3:27:37
downloads a month on audio only. That's pretty good.
3:27:39
And it's not just Spotify. It's.
3:27:41
Yeah, well, the podcast sources. So I hope you guys get you guys
3:27:45
as pod. Running.
3:27:47
Yeah, you know, we should definitely get it ready by the
3:27:48
time they come. I had some ideas, like I wanted
3:27:50
to have a in the back of the Sequoia.
3:27:52
I was gonna call it Koya Chad. Koya, Chad.
3:27:55
All right, this is getting weird.
3:27:56
We. I think we gotta go.
3:27:58
All right, everyone. Thanks guys so much for
3:28:00
listening. This has been Faction
3:28:01
Motorsports episode #65. Maybe.
3:28:05
I think it's 65, but yeah, I guess Do all that jazz, turn on
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the notifications and shit like that.
3:28:10
I never did that before, but good night.
3:28:13
Bye, Cheers. Bye.
3:28:17
I guess that is a problem. How do they?
3:28:25
These house chairs are getting harder and harder.
3:28:28
Yeah, me and Malcolm don't really want to talk in the
3:28:30
morning, so. Well, how the hell did that
3:28:33
podcast hit 3 / 3 hours? I was going to ask you if it did
3:28:36
that. Carl was like, yeah, 2 1/2
3:28:38
hours. I was like, I'm pretty sure that
3:28:39
was 3 hours. Well, he said that.
3:28:41
No, Carl said that at two hours. Yeah, no, I mean, I sometimes
3:28:46
what I do is I I for some reason I think that the podcast is not
3:28:51
going to last long. So I always like look to see
3:28:53
when we started so I could drag it on.
3:28:56
But we never have had to drag a podcast on.
3:28:58
Ever. No.
3:28:59
But yeah, I saw that. And then I saw the hours going
3:29:01
by and I was like, OK, we can start wrapping this up cuz I'm
3:29:04
trying to eat tonight. So yeah, but.
3:29:06
Then we left here at 11:30. Yeah, that was fun though, dude.
3:29:09
That was that was the podcast was amazing.
3:29:12
There's a way it was. Fucking.
3:29:14
So that was a comedy podcast. Yeah, it was just comedy.
3:29:16
Like, and him and Joe are like, they're like, that's funny.
3:29:20
Yeah, it's so. Interesting, cuz I'm just here
3:29:24
alone in the world, no business. Loser, yeah.
3:29:27
Meanwhile, they're like best friends.
3:29:29
Yeah, they're suffering together.
3:29:31
You have an awesome company. You're suffering alone.
3:29:33
I'm suffering alone, to be honest.
3:29:35
It's kind of you and me now. Yeah, we're stuck here too.
3:29:41
Yeah. I don't know.
3:29:42
I I want to say top five, but I feel like I say that every time
3:29:45
so. It's kind of the top five
3:29:48
podcast list is like 30 podcasts.
3:29:51
But. I guess there's different, like
3:29:53
what do you call it, like versions of the best podcast And
3:29:57
that was definitely one of the most fun podcasts.
3:30:00
Most funny? Yeah.
3:30:02
Most comedy filled podcast. And then like top five, what
3:30:06
halfway through, I'm just like, are we going to talk about their
3:30:09
company at all or are we? Just going to talk about like.
3:30:11
The most ridiculous shit. Well, let us know if you guys
3:30:15
like that one because. We had a blast, so let us know
3:30:19
if you enjoy us bringing on different companies and they
3:30:21
don't talk about anything they do.
3:30:23
When you guys are talking about the like the scary dark web
3:30:26
story, somebody like I felt so bad, somebody in the live
3:30:29
chassis. I thought this was about cars.
3:30:35
Well, you thought wrong. Yeah, don't don't come here
3:30:37
looking for just car stuff. You should go find a different
3:30:40
podcast. Dude, that dark web shit is
3:30:43
dark. Completely dark.
3:30:45
Yeah. Yeah.
3:30:46
So. I don't know.
3:30:47
Kind of felt bad about talking about that, but.
3:30:48
Whatever, What? Thanks Colin and Joe for coming
3:30:51
all this way and hanging out. Yeah, it's just funny.
3:30:55
Thanks for driving all the all those miles.
3:30:57
It's like fucking 20 miles away. No, whatever it is.
3:31:00
But yeah, I don't know. Thanks for sitting in traffic
3:31:03
for us. Thanks for sitting in traffic
3:31:04
for that long. We appreciate it.
3:31:06
And we'll next time we're going to have to go out there and you
3:31:09
know. Yeah, hopefully they have their
3:31:10
podcast, you know, kick started whenever.
3:31:13
Oh yeah, they're gonna, Yeah. Tell them to start a podcast.
3:31:15
If you guys enjoyed that one go. They'd be a great duo.
3:31:17
They would be amazing. They could just do it by
3:31:19
themselves. They don't even need guests.
3:31:22
Yeah yeah, make sure you message them and tell them to start
3:31:25
their own podcast cuz it'd be fun to hear about and especially
3:31:27
if you got a Subaru. Make sure you check out
3:31:29
Performance Auto Solutions. What do we what do we got going
3:31:33
on? We got we got some new parts on
3:31:36
the website. We do.
3:31:38
Yeah. Let's let's look.
3:31:40
Not many, but we got some stuff. I mean I can go over the two
3:31:47
things I added. We've been in business for.
3:31:50
I've had this website for over 10 years and I just added an A
3:31:52
EM short RAM intake for a A24DE engine.
3:31:56
It took me that long to do that. And so yeah, those are up there.
3:32:00
If you got a KA we got Nissan Cokie position lights like OEM
3:32:05
ones for a one 8180SX. Those are up there now for the
3:32:09
first time. I don't know why they haven't
3:32:10
been. We got the front bumper support
3:32:13
brackets for 180SX. Yes.
3:32:15
That's definitely a good piece to buy.
3:32:17
If your bumper is sagging and all that stuff, you're trying to
3:32:19
make it a little bit better. I've used them on my aftermarket
3:32:22
bumpers, so you know you it doesn't have to be OEM.
3:32:25
We have the new Mishimoto aluminum radiator for the new
3:32:28
generation BRZ&GR. I didn't even know they made
3:32:31
that. That's pretty nice.
3:32:32
How about the Nissan Idle Air Control Valve hose for S14 Sr.
3:32:36
20s? I like that.
3:32:38
Nice OEM piece. Somebody definitely needs that,
3:32:41
yeah. A lot of people need that, guys.
3:32:43
We also have new podcast stickers.
3:32:45
Yes, for all our fans. I don't like to call them fans.
3:32:48
For all our supporters, Yeah, ill why do I say fans?
3:32:52
For all our supporters, we have a new sticker.
3:32:55
Yeah, well, I guess Malcolm things.
3:32:57
He's got fans, no. So it comes from different
3:32:59
variations. We got a Chrome one and we just
3:33:03
got simple black and white ones. Also we got Faction Motorsports
3:33:06
Speed Patch Trucker hats. Yes, they look good on anybody,
3:33:10
they. Look good on anybody.
3:33:11
They're selling like crazy. Make sure you get a hat, cuz I
3:33:13
don't know when I'm going to make them again.
3:33:16
And yeah, that pretty much takes care of the new parts.
3:33:19
But I did want to mention. We.
3:33:22
We are going to be putting the final two podcasts on the
3:33:27
Patreon. From the final bout weekend from
3:33:29
final bout. So if you want to check those
3:33:32
out, make sure you go support the Patreon.
3:33:33
You can get early access to those podcasts because, I mean,
3:33:36
those won't be out for, like, you know, probably next month.
3:33:40
The end of next few more weeks. Yeah, So we only on every on,
3:33:44
yeah, the listening apps. The regular podcast.
3:33:46
We've only released one of those podcasts so far, so if you guys
3:33:50
want early access, you want to hear that stuff, you want to
3:33:53
support us in general, or you want to get, you know, discounts
3:33:56
on merch. Sometimes free merch, you know,
3:33:59
it depends on when we produce it.
3:34:00
We'll send this some out to our $15 tier customers.
3:34:05
Yeah, check out the Patreon. I really appreciate it.
3:34:07
Make sure you check out our sponsors as well.
3:34:11
Yeah, that's pretty much it. Thanks for listening guys.
3:34:15
Yeah. Thanks for listening.
3:34:16
And we'll catch you on the next one.
3:34:18
Bye.