Latest / Ridiculous History / The Starving Time: When Jamestown Colonists Turned Cannibal, Part 1
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- 1:04Speaker 1: the way, And as you said, Ben, this is ridiculous history.
- 1:06Speaker 1: And today we're talking about cannibals. Right well, no bearing
- 1:10Speaker 1: the lead here, no, I I guess we're just jumping
- 1:13Speaker 1: straight to it. But before we do, there's our super producer,
- 1:16Speaker 1: Casey Pegram in spirit. Casey had to Casey had to
- 1:21Speaker 1: make a run, but he'll be back. We understand this
- 1:24Speaker 1: is La Bouche related business, so we won't ask too
- 1:27Speaker 1: many questions before we get to cannibalism. Let's start with
- 1:33Speaker 1: let's ease into cannibalism through a little bit of US
- 1:38Speaker 1: history or what used to be called the New World.
- 1:42Speaker 1: So we know, we know that a lot of children
- 1:46Speaker 1: growing up in public school were taught this sort of
- 1:49Speaker 1: sanitized version of colonialism, right like the indigenous people, these
- 1:55Speaker 1: European colonists getting together having some Kumbaya moments, and that
- 1:59Speaker 1: was very much not the case. You know, some some turkeys, cornycopia,
- 2:04Speaker 1: all that stuff. They were politely asked to, you know,
- 2:07Speaker 1: get a move on. Now that that's not how how
- 2:09Speaker 1: it went down at all, um. But I'll tell you
- 2:12Speaker 1: another sort of sanitizing uh is the idea that European
- 2:17Speaker 1: settlers had it easy exactly. So this is the thing.
- 2:21Speaker 1: People moving from Europe, from whichever country they were coming from,
- 2:27Speaker 1: to the New World as they would call it, North
- 2:31Speaker 1: and South America found themselves very much in an alien environment.
- 2:35Speaker 1: They were unfamiliar with the ecosystem, they were unfamiliar with
- 2:39Speaker 1: the flora and the fauna, and many times early settlers
- 2:44Speaker 1: were starving. We're talking about resorting to eating um, not rats, dogs,
- 2:54Speaker 1: family pets, even boiling shoe leather to subsist on that,
- 2:59Speaker 1: which is a thing you can do you can't that
- 3:00Speaker 1: would really do that? Would would that actually provides you
- 3:02Speaker 1: some nourishment. I mean, there's a reason you don't see
- 3:04Speaker 1: it as a special at your local restaurant. But yeah,
- 3:08Speaker 1: in a pinch, in a pinch, interested in a very
- 3:10Speaker 1: difficult pinch. Today's story is about Jamestown, Jamestown, Virginia. Now,
- 3:18Speaker 1: of course Jamestown was not the first successful permanent settlement,
- 3:25Speaker 1: uh in what would become the United States. That prize
- 3:29Speaker 1: goes to St. Augustine in Florida, which was founded by
- 3:32Speaker 1: the Spanish in fifteen sixty five. Have you ever been there?
- 3:36Speaker 1: It's pretty cool, it's pretty it's got some history to it. Anyway,
- 3:40Speaker 1: that's a that's a story for another day. Right. Uh So,
- 3:43Speaker 1: let's get the lay of the land. What brought England?
- 3:48Speaker 1: How did they become the driving force in Jamestown's establishment? Right, So,
- 3:53Speaker 1: at the beginning of the seventeenth century, UM, England was
- 3:57Speaker 1: not doing such a hot job when it came to
- 4:00Speaker 1: colonizing America. Spain obviously at first to the party in
- 4:04Speaker 1: that respect, was kind of the main player controlling vast
- 4:09Speaker 1: swaths of this new world. UM, in addition to South America,
- 4:14Speaker 1: Central America, Mexico even and and parts of the Caribbean
- 4:18Speaker 1: that had a settlement in Florida. There the Spanish, um,
- 4:22Speaker 1: we're beginning to also considing kind of what is now
- 4:26Speaker 1: considered the Americans southwest, and the French, who are even
- 4:30Speaker 1: starting to explore Canada. So with the British, you know,
- 4:33Speaker 1: being noticeably behind, they decided they really needed to to
- 4:38Speaker 1: get behind the eight ball here, so they decided to
- 4:40Speaker 1: establish a permanent English colony in North America in the
- 4:44Speaker 1: form of Jamestown, which would have been founded in May
- 4:46Speaker 1: of sixteen oh seven UM just over one hundred settlers.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Um came on three different chips, the Susan Constant, the Godspeed,
- 4:55Speaker 1: and the Discovery, and they settled on a y, very
- 5:00Speaker 1: very narrow, little finger of land in the James River Peninsula.
- 5:06Speaker 1: They built themselves the kind of infrastructure you would think
- 5:08Speaker 1: would be necessities for a small kind of upstart colony,
- 5:12Speaker 1: and things like store houses, forts, sort of fortifying themselves
- 5:15Speaker 1: so they could protect themselves from any attacks, and of
- 5:19Speaker 1: course a church and some small houses. And everything was terrible,
- 5:25Speaker 1: It really really was terrible. Everything was terrible. The settlers
- 5:29Speaker 1: were in a constant state of emaciation. Near starvation. Also, again,
- 5:35Speaker 1: I cannot over emphasize how alien this land was to them.
- 5:40Speaker 1: There were diseases with which they were unfamiliar. You can
- 5:44Speaker 1: read reports about this on Live science dot com and
- 5:47Speaker 1: also on History dot com. Look of the what what
- 5:52Speaker 1: do we say? A hundred and four people arrived aboard
- 5:54Speaker 1: three ships, you know in god Speed Discovery the Susan Constant,
- 5:58Speaker 1: which is like the coolest name of those one d
- 6:01Speaker 1: and four nine months later, only thirty eight people were alive.
- 6:07Speaker 1: And there's some research that says a lot of the
- 6:10Speaker 1: problems and the fatalities can be attributed to contaminated drinking water.
- 6:16Speaker 1: There was human waste in the drink of what even
- 6:19Speaker 1: today sanitation kills millions of people each year. There's a
- 6:22Speaker 1: lack of there's a crazy conspiracy theory. I mean it's
- 6:25Speaker 1: it's it's a little more than the theory at this point,
- 6:27Speaker 1: um though, hasn't been hundreds improven that you know, we
- 6:29Speaker 1: mentioned all of these different countries vying for superiority in
- 6:33Speaker 1: the New World, Spain being first and foremost, controlling so
- 6:36Speaker 1: much of the land. There's a theory that secret agents
- 6:39Speaker 1: of Spain actually poisoned the well at Jamestown with arsenic,
- 6:45Speaker 1: and there were very high but varying levels of arsenic
- 6:49Speaker 1: found in trace amounts in the groundwater near that form.
- 6:53Speaker 1: And that's that's fascinating. You know, you have to wonder
- 6:56Speaker 1: about the ruthlessness imprescience that would take on this Spanish side.
- 7:01Speaker 1: But even if the Spanish Empire had no hand in this,
- 7:04Speaker 1: played no part in it. The timing for the colonists
- 7:08Speaker 1: was also terrible, the worst possible timing. They arrived in
- 7:13Speaker 1: the middle of one of the worst droughts in hundreds
- 7:16Speaker 1: of years. So even if they were used to hard
- 7:20Speaker 1: agricultural work, the hard work of farming and plowing and harvesting,
- 7:26Speaker 1: they would have had a tough time. Notice I said,
- 7:30Speaker 1: even if they were, they were very unfamiliar with this.
- 7:33Speaker 1: They were dependent upon supplies from other boats arriving from Europe,
- 7:39Speaker 1: as well as any trade they could conduct with the
- 7:43Speaker 1: people who were already living there, the first nations, the
- 7:47Speaker 1: indigenous people of the land. And they did not spoiler. Uh,
- 7:54Speaker 1: they did not do a great job of keeping those
- 7:57Speaker 1: diplomatic channels open. By the winter of sixteen o nine,
- 8:01Speaker 1: which was just like what two years later. Uh, they
- 8:05Speaker 1: had already kind of irreparably damaged their relations with members
- 8:10Speaker 1: of the local indigenous community, and there were still being
- 8:16Speaker 1: haunted by drought. Uh. They were still, as you said,
- 8:20Speaker 1: just drinking our snic in the water along with human waste,
- 8:23Speaker 1: and the ship that was supposed to feed them was
- 8:26Speaker 1: lost in the Atlantic, real perfect storm. So the from
- 8:35Speaker 1: sixteen o nine to sixteen ten as a period referred
- 8:39Speaker 1: to in the history on some of the records as
- 8:41Speaker 1: the starving time. The leadership of the colony was in
- 8:45Speaker 1: absolute disarray, and the Powatan Indians, because of that poorly
- 8:52Speaker 1: cultivated relationship, killed two of every three colonists at at
- 8:57Speaker 1: the fourt there. So it was just a salute hell
- 9:00Speaker 1: on Earth. The trade relations they had with the tribes
- 9:04Speaker 1: of the Virginia Indians was also not very good, so
- 9:08Speaker 1: they really had no recourse at all without any outside assistance. Yeah,
- 9:15Speaker 1: for the first two years sixteen or seven to sixteen
- 9:19Speaker 1: o nine, Captain John Smith was able to trade European
- 9:24Speaker 1: manufactured goods for corn. This would have been the leader
- 9:27Speaker 1: of the colony, but he also was a real pill
- 9:31Speaker 1: and the tribal communities did not care for this. So
- 9:35Speaker 1: the Virginia Company knew that people were running short of food.
- 9:40Speaker 1: They sent a fleet of nine ships to the colony
- 9:44Speaker 1: in July sixteen o nine. They bought enough supplies to
- 9:48Speaker 1: last through the winter. They also brought new colonists, which
- 9:51Speaker 1: I guess is sort of replacing the population because so
- 9:54Speaker 1: many people had died or were died a hurricane came.
- 9:59Speaker 1: That's not a quote from Hamilton's that's the real thing.
- 10:02Speaker 1: The fleet got damaged the c venture which we mentioned
- 10:07Speaker 1: or alluded to earlier. The largest ship was shipwrecked on Bermuda,
- 10:11Speaker 1: and it was carrying a bulk of supplies and also
- 10:14Speaker 1: a lot of three prominent leaders. By mid August, some
- 10:19Speaker 1: of these nine ships arrived at Jamestown, and although they
- 10:23Speaker 1: lost a ton of supplies, guess what, they didn't lose
- 10:26Speaker 1: three d colonists. So now there are three hundred more
- 10:30Speaker 1: mouths two feet just adding insults and injury there. So
- 10:36Speaker 1: at this point our boy Captain John Um really did himself,
- 10:41Speaker 1: did a number on himself when a mysterious gunpowder explosion
- 10:46Speaker 1: injured him quite significantly, and he had to return to
- 10:50Speaker 1: England in October um and he never would return. George
- 10:54Speaker 1: Percy became the new president of the Jamestown council and
- 11:00Speaker 1: really just stepped into an absolute mess. As as as
- 11:04Speaker 1: we know, Um, there was just this the food supply
- 11:07Speaker 1: was completely depleted. There were these very cantanker's relationship with
- 11:12Speaker 1: the native people. The chief of the Powhatan had actually
- 11:16Speaker 1: um instructed his warriors to attack any livestock or members
- 11:23Speaker 1: of the colony who were spotted outside of the fort um.
- 11:28Speaker 1: So it was just an absolute untenable situation. They had
- 11:33Speaker 1: targets on their backs. Um disease was running rampant um.
- 11:38Speaker 1: The numbers were dwindling, and now, as you mentioned Ben,
- 11:40Speaker 1: now that their numbers were increased way beyond what their
- 11:45Speaker 1: supplies could sustain. So it was really really just getting
- 11:48Speaker 1: absolutely dire and they were forced to do some serious
- 11:52Speaker 1: rationing of the supplies they did have, right, and we
- 11:56Speaker 1: have both statements from Percy at the time as well
- 12:00Speaker 1: as statements in retrospect at the time. He said, look,
- 12:05Speaker 1: if we give everybody just half a can of meal
- 12:10Speaker 1: a day, then maybe we can make it halfway through winter.
- 12:15Speaker 1: And he said, to satisfy our cruel hunger, we have
- 12:19Speaker 1: to You know, colonists have gone in the woods looking
- 12:22Speaker 1: for serpents, snakes, wild unknown roots. But these people are
- 12:27Speaker 1: cut off and slain by this by what he called
- 12:30Speaker 1: the salvages. Add to this disease, right, because starvation weakens
- 12:35Speaker 1: your immune system, so people start falling prey to typhoid,
- 12:39Speaker 1: to dysentery. Colonists each shoe leather. They kill the horses
- 12:43Speaker 1: that were brought from England during the summer, and Percy
- 12:47Speaker 1: would later describe this in the following way, having fed
- 12:51Speaker 1: upon now horses and dalla beast as long as they lasted,
- 12:55Speaker 1: we are glad to make shift with vermin as, dogs, cats,
- 12:59Speaker 1: rats and mice as to eat boot shoes or any
- 13:03Speaker 1: other leather. So what this is showing us is a unsustainable,
- 13:10Speaker 1: untenable situation, as you mentioned earlier, Noll, it's also showing
- 13:14Speaker 1: us an escalation and increasing desperation. And at this point
- 13:21Speaker 1: we want to say, for our more sensitive listeners, we
- 13:24Speaker 1: are including some graphic material here because of course, eventually,
- 13:32Speaker 1: just like the starvation in the DPRK in the nineties,
- 13:37Speaker 1: eventually the people ran out of dogs and cats and
- 13:41Speaker 1: mice and leather and they had one thing left. Because
- 13:45Speaker 1: let's not forget, I mean, this was just an absolute
- 13:49Speaker 1: frozen wasteland at this point I mean, these creatures would
- 13:52Speaker 1: have had just as hard a time surviving, especially when
- 13:55Speaker 1: they became, you know, the food source for these starving colonists.
- 13:59Speaker 1: So yeah, what is left ben? I mean, you know,
- 14:01Speaker 1: they only have a finite amount of things that they
- 14:04Speaker 1: can turn to, and things are just getting desperate, and
- 14:07Speaker 1: they're so very isolated, and they make that choice that
- 14:13Speaker 1: we read about in fiction, you know, um, that the
- 14:17Speaker 1: idea that you're so desperate that you turn to your
- 14:21Speaker 1: fellow man and woman um to sustain you. And you
- 14:26Speaker 1: have to start making those choices as to who gets
- 14:29Speaker 1: to live and who has to die, and and for
- 14:31Speaker 1: the benefit of those who are maybe more healthy and
- 14:34Speaker 1: stronger who could carry on. Yeah, we have we have
- 14:39Speaker 1: one recording from Captain Smith that we'll just read the
- 14:44Speaker 1: following two. You one amongst the rest did kill his wife,
- 14:48Speaker 1: powdered her, and had eaten part of her before it
- 14:51Speaker 1: was known, for which he was executed as he well deserved.
- 14:54Speaker 1: That's a relief that part was us And he continues,
- 14:58Speaker 1: he says, now, whether she was better roasted, boiled or carbonadoed,
- 15:02Speaker 1: which was their word for barbecue, I know not, but
- 15:06Speaker 1: of such a dish as powdered wife I had never
- 15:09Speaker 1: heard of. That's from mental floss. And that sounds almost fictitious,
- 15:13Speaker 1: doesn't it. It really does. I mean, that is one
- 15:15Speaker 1: of the most maccab things I've ever heard, especially when you,
- 15:18Speaker 1: you know, connected up with the fact that that was
- 15:19Speaker 1: actually a genuine account. And the thing is, we we
- 15:24Speaker 1: have had these accounts of cannibalism in James Town for
- 15:28Speaker 1: a long time, but only recently did we really get
- 15:32Speaker 1: the grizzly you know, proof um that a lot of
- 15:35Speaker 1: this stuff did take place. And when we'll get to that,
- 15:37Speaker 1: but here's another account from George Percy. Um. He wrote
- 15:40Speaker 1: this in nine after this type of behavior had begun,
- 15:44Speaker 1: And it's a little and in the Old English I
- 15:47Speaker 1: guess type style, um, well, not Old English, I don't know,
- 15:49Speaker 1: just kind of a dated dialect, but I'm gonna do
- 15:52Speaker 1: my best to read it. Um. And now famine beginning
- 15:55Speaker 1: to look ghastly and pale in every face, that nothing
- 15:58Speaker 1: was spared to maintain life, and to do those things
- 16:02Speaker 1: that seem incredible, as to dig up dead corpses out
- 16:06Speaker 1: of graves and to eat them. And some have licked
- 16:09Speaker 1: up the blood which hath fallen from their weak fellows.
- 16:14Speaker 1: Oh bleak, it's heavy. The thing is, we don't just
- 16:24Speaker 1: have Percy and Smith writing about this. There are multiple
- 16:29Speaker 1: other accounts that you can find today that refer to
- 16:33Speaker 1: cannibalism at Jamestown during this time. Now, when we talk
- 16:40Speaker 1: about cannibalism, if anyone's interested in the grizzly story of this,
- 16:44Speaker 1: we recommend the cannibalism episode of Stuff they Don't Want
- 16:46Speaker 1: You to Know, which UH analyzes the reports of cannibalism,
- 16:52Speaker 1: analyzes the types of cannibalism without going too far into
- 16:57Speaker 1: the grizzly morbid weeds here want to establish that this
- 17:01Speaker 1: is a type of cannibalism known as survival cannibalism. It's
- 17:06Speaker 1: not ritualized. It's not a ceremonial thing to commune with
- 17:11Speaker 1: ancestors or to reinforce any spiritual belief. This is, as
- 17:15Speaker 1: Percy said, a matter of survival. But for a long time,
- 17:21Speaker 1: as I believe you alluded to earlier, noal we had
- 17:24Speaker 1: no solid proof. We just had multiple accounts of people
- 17:29Speaker 1: saying that someone else did it, you know what I mean.
- 17:32Speaker 1: We didn't have anybody writing something along the lines of
- 17:36Speaker 1: a first person experience with cannibalism, just that you know,
- 17:39Speaker 1: this person killed their wife. These other people are victimizing
- 17:44Speaker 1: the weak. In earlier excavations at the Jamestown site, which
- 17:49Speaker 1: has been extensively analyzed, there were bodies of dogs and
- 17:54Speaker 1: horses and cats that they could determine were consumed during
- 17:59Speaker 1: this went or the starving times sixteen o nine to
- 18:02Speaker 1: sixteen ten. But it wasn't until August of two thousand
- 18:06Speaker 1: and twelve that archaeologists working for the Preservation Virginia Jamestown
- 18:11Speaker 1: Rediscovery Project found some fragments. They found skeleton fragments belonging
- 18:18Speaker 1: to a girl who was around probably around the age
- 18:22Speaker 1: of fourteen when she died. She was buried in a
- 18:25Speaker 1: trash filled cellar inside the Jamestown Fort. And you know,
- 18:30Speaker 1: like you said earlier, the Jamestown Fort is on the
- 18:34Speaker 1: on Jamestown Island. It's pretty small. It's twenty two and
- 18:37Speaker 1: a half acres. After they were examining these bones, a
- 18:42Speaker 1: physical anthropologists working for the Smithsonian named Douglas Owsley noticed something.
- 18:48Speaker 1: He said, you know, the girls remains, her skull, her jaw,
- 18:53Speaker 1: leg bone. They bore some disturbing marks. They had marks
- 18:58Speaker 1: of um marks of a man made cutting instrument like butchery,
- 19:04Speaker 1: essentially like hacking from the outside that would have been
- 19:08Speaker 1: so violent. Um, picturing the scene and scraping off of
- 19:13Speaker 1: the meat, which would have left additional you know, traumas
- 19:17Speaker 1: too to the bones. Yeah. So according to Ousley, we
- 19:23Speaker 1: can glean a bit about the situation and context from
- 19:29Speaker 1: reading the remains here. Osley says that the chops to
- 19:34Speaker 1: the forehead were tentative and incomplete, which to him indicates
- 19:41Speaker 1: that there was some hesitance there. But then the body
- 19:44Speaker 1: was turned over and there were multiple strikes to the
- 19:49Speaker 1: back of the head, and then there was a wound
- 19:53Speaker 1: made to the left temple, which was most likely the
- 19:58Speaker 1: point of these blows was to was to open the
- 20:03Speaker 1: skull and retrieve the brain for consumption. Yeah. Um, And
- 20:09Speaker 1: this is something that's still a topic of pretty hot
- 20:12Speaker 1: debate among historians. Osley told the Smithsonian Uh that given
- 20:18Speaker 1: that these bones were found in a trash pit um
- 20:21Speaker 1: all cut and chopped up, he says, to quote him,
- 20:24Speaker 1: it's clear that this body was dismembered for consumption. So
- 20:30Speaker 1: while everything isn't known about what would have gone into
- 20:33Speaker 1: this process, it's a lot of kind of post mortem
- 20:36Speaker 1: reverse engineering detective work. Um, we don't know who the
- 20:40Speaker 1: girl was exactly. They're calling her Jane Um. Also not
- 20:46Speaker 1: sure whether she was murdered. Again, my my thought is
- 20:50Speaker 1: maybe some of these folks might have been sickly and
- 20:53Speaker 1: dying and they just got that blow to the back
- 20:54Speaker 1: of the head to take them out, or possibly she
- 20:58Speaker 1: could have died of natural causes. Whether there this is
- 21:01Speaker 1: an individual acting alone who would have done this butchery,
- 21:06Speaker 1: or whether it was something that was a little more organized,
- 21:08Speaker 1: that's not clear either, right, because it goes back to uh,
- 21:13Speaker 1: social dynamics when we're talking about survival cannibalism. You know,
- 21:17Speaker 1: this debate continues. We know, however, that the attacks on
- 21:25Speaker 1: the skull were almost certainly meant just to be a
- 21:31Speaker 1: way of accessing the brain or the flesh for consumption.
- 21:35Speaker 1: It wasn't necessarily murder just for murder's sake, because at
- 21:39Speaker 1: the time, brain matter from other animals was considered a delicacy,
- 21:46Speaker 1: and that's why the settlers may have gone straight forward
- 21:49Speaker 1: this poor child's head. And one thing that is hopefully
- 21:55Speaker 1: reassuring maybe a bit of a cold comfort, is that
- 22:00Speaker 1: we know with a good degree of certitude that the
- 22:03Speaker 1: child was dead before they started conducting cannibalism, because there
- 22:11Speaker 1: were no indications of a struggle, you know what I mean,
- 22:14Speaker 1: no wounds uh to her body that would show she
- 22:18Speaker 1: was defending herself. They also, however, know that whoever was
- 22:24Speaker 1: doing this, uh, this was probably their first rodeo, they
- 22:29Speaker 1: did not appear to be experienced in any kind of
- 22:33Speaker 1: butchering or dressing of an animal. Uh. And like you said, no,
- 22:39Speaker 1: it's it's clear that this body was destroyed for one thing.
- 22:43Speaker 1: But we don't know very much about this victim. We
- 22:47Speaker 1: know that we're calling this person Jane, but we don't
- 22:50Speaker 1: know very much about Jane. We can hypothesize a bit.
- 22:55Speaker 1: We're theorized when we ask ourselves what series of terrible
- 23:00Speaker 1: events could have led to this grizzly fate. So, as
- 23:03Speaker 1: we said, in sixteen o nine, there was a second
- 23:07Speaker 1: fleet of ships leaving Plymouth. They had reinforcements. Seven of
- 23:12Speaker 1: the nine ships survived the hurricane landed Jamestown in mid August.
- 23:17Speaker 1: They had those three under colonists. They had lost their
- 23:19Speaker 1: biggest supply ships. They believe that this child had arrived
- 23:25Speaker 1: on one of those seven surviving ships. And it looks
- 23:30Speaker 1: like we should pause here. You know that's right, folks,
- 23:35Speaker 1: this is a two parter. Yeah. I mean, look, you know,
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- 23:55Speaker 1: get to this point where we want to tell the
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- 25:07Speaker 1: composed our theme, Gabe Louisier, our fabulous research associate, Christopher
- 25:13Speaker 1: Hasciots Here in spirit, Jonathan Strickland, that devious quister um
- 25:17Speaker 1: also here in spirit sort of in the form of
- 25:19Speaker 1: like a weird, funky miasma that is sort of fills
- 25:22Speaker 1: up the corners of the podcast shipping containing I mean Jonathan, yeah,
- 25:26Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, the Quister of course. Big thanks too,
- 25:31Speaker 1: super producer Casey Begram, Thanks to Eve's Jeff Code, and
- 25:36Speaker 1: thanks to all of the fantastic, hard working researchers who
- 25:41Speaker 1: are helping us learn more about what actually happened in
- 25:46Speaker 1: this wide old world before we arrived. I'll see you
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