Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #588 Interview with RedEyesAlways
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- 1:30Speaker 2: the imported section of the podcast, all the way from Canada.
- 1:34Speaker 1: What's going on, Chicka Lety, what's going on? You already
- 1:37Speaker 1: know what it is? Number one Mexican podcasts in America.
- 1:41Speaker 1: Happy to be here. It's a good day. I got
- 1:43Speaker 1: me oh an alamobile. Oh, I'm fucking happy. I'm excited.
- 1:50Speaker 1: It's a good fucking day. The day's been nice. I
- 1:53Speaker 1: woke up today. You already know how are you? Guys?
- 1:56Speaker 1: You woke up today?
- 1:57Speaker 3: Are you one of these people that are like Grand Rising?
- 1:59Speaker 1: Grand Rise? I woke up today. My penis was hard,
- 2:03Speaker 1: my brain was fresh, ready to fucking take over the world.
- 2:09Speaker 1: I mean that's a good that's that's a good good attitude.
- 2:12Speaker 1: You know, it's a good attitude.
- 2:14Speaker 2: And uh, to his to his right or to my
- 2:17Speaker 2: right is the homie who the last time we saw him,
- 2:21Speaker 2: he came in here and he was he came to
- 2:23Speaker 2: tell us that he was going to be a dad
- 2:25Speaker 2: and like now his baby's almost two, so so his
- 2:28Speaker 2: time flies. Yeah, so two years ago we got the wedding,
- 2:31Speaker 2: only red eyes in the Household.
- 2:33Speaker 1: Up, what up?
- 2:34Speaker 4: It wasn't two years ago?
- 2:35Speaker 2: I was here probably, yeah, but not like not like
- 2:39Speaker 2: to hang out like that. You just show up to
- 2:40Speaker 2: like you're like, yo, can I give it a shirt?
- 2:42Speaker 2: To be real and you and everybody knows it.
- 2:43Speaker 3: They just you know, you just kick it. But like
- 2:46Speaker 3: not like to sit in you know.
- 2:47Speaker 4: Yeah, shout out. We don't smoke the same before too.
- 2:50Speaker 2: Before we continue, I want to give a big shout
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- 3:03Speaker 2: I think it's everybody's favorite here. Yeah, Hungry, you don't
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- 3:18Speaker 5: We did go to the first spot delicious, the first spot.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Yeah. Remember it was fucking good.
- 3:25Speaker 2: By the way, chick late, by the way, chick lits everybody, Chick,
- 3:30Speaker 2: thank you Ray for running the show. We just we're
- 3:33Speaker 2: all on some food ship right now because I just
- 3:36Speaker 2: we just did a high hungry episode at uh Taya
- 3:39Speaker 2: what is it called Taya back tyr back, which is
- 3:43Speaker 2: filled Filipino cuisine place at Uh Santa in a food
- 3:46Speaker 2: hall and they have they have a long beach lumpias.
- 3:49Speaker 3: I don't know, it's like some kind of some kind
- 3:51Speaker 3: of Filipino word.
- 3:53Speaker 1: Go here.
- 3:54Speaker 3: It was really bomb, like honestly really really bomb.
- 3:57Speaker 1: Bro. They treated us very well. Shout out. Ever soon
- 4:00Speaker 1: one of their main things of food that they use
- 4:02Speaker 1: a spam. There was no spam using no, but I
- 4:05Speaker 1: mean it is because the the US army left it
- 4:08Speaker 1: there after the war.
- 4:10Speaker 4: I thought, okay, it was like Hawaiian.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Wherever there wherever there's army bases, okay, because that's one
- 4:16Speaker 1: of them. Have you ever had a spam sandwich? I
- 4:19Speaker 1: did when I went to a Filipino festival.
- 4:21Speaker 3: Like but like you never had it, just like it's
- 4:23Speaker 3: a struggle meal.
- 4:24Speaker 1: We never bought spam.
- 4:25Speaker 3: I almost for us, it was weird.
- 4:28Speaker 5: My mom used to like fucking spam with corn and
- 4:31Speaker 5: tomato sauce.
- 4:33Speaker 1: I's think some white people shop kind of tried to
- 4:36Speaker 1: kind of make like whoever Whoever's rangel spam.
- 4:38Speaker 3: Kind of like that.
- 4:41Speaker 2: Like I remember, like the way that I don't know latinos.
- 4:44Speaker 2: I remember having spam in the morning for breakfast and
- 4:48Speaker 2: that ship because that ship it sometimes it replaced the bacon.
- 4:52Speaker 2: Like sometimes instead of bacon, you would have spam with
- 4:55Speaker 2: the webels and the free hole is and the and
- 4:57Speaker 2: the and on top of the spam being bam. This
- 5:00Speaker 2: will still fucking put it in the in the in
- 5:02Speaker 2: the pan and fried it.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Like, come on, bro, how much more and healthier does
- 5:06Speaker 1: it need to be?
- 5:07Speaker 3: I'll give you guys, it looks better when it's fried, bro,
- 5:12Speaker 3: because it comes out like dog food.
- 5:13Speaker 1: It comes out three holess. The refried beans that you
- 5:17Speaker 1: guys do is probably one of the greatest things in
- 5:19Speaker 1: the world.
- 5:20Speaker 2: I love that the only beans Indian people don't make
- 5:22Speaker 2: free holess.
- 5:23Speaker 1: We don't make refried beans like you guys do.
- 5:24Speaker 3: How do you make your free holieses.
- 5:26Speaker 1: We have different kinds of beans. We make curage out
- 5:28Speaker 1: of them, like a lentil soup.
- 5:31Speaker 2: Almost okay, but it's not the same kind of beats
- 5:33Speaker 2: because we use different use We use kidney beans a lot,
- 5:36Speaker 2: like guys only use two types of beans, and the
- 5:38Speaker 2: rest of the beings I need.
- 5:39Speaker 1: The rest of the beans are us. That's not true.
- 5:41Speaker 3: Actually we where the rest of the like the red beans,
- 5:48Speaker 3: so like latinos used. Okay, it depends what different.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Colored what where you're where you're from, bro, it really does.
- 5:55Speaker 2: So Cubans use the black beans like Salvadorians use the
- 6:00Speaker 2: kidney beans.
- 6:00Speaker 3: They use it like we make soup.
- 6:02Speaker 2: We make uh you know, they liquefy them and they
- 6:05Speaker 2: make them kind of like uh.
- 6:07Speaker 1: And they.
- 6:09Speaker 2: And then you make refried beans as well too, my favorite.
- 6:13Speaker 2: And then you have the local beans too that we
- 6:15Speaker 2: use sometimes. I don't know what those beans are, like
- 6:17Speaker 2: those beans are, but those are different kind of yeah,
- 6:19Speaker 2: pinto bean, Mexican, Yeah, the Mexican beans. Yeah, the pinto beans.
- 6:23Speaker 2: And then sometimes and then we use lentils too, bro.
- 6:25Speaker 2: Like one of my favorite foods my mom makes is
- 6:28Speaker 2: a fucking lentil soup. Dog like I swear, bro, It's
- 6:31Speaker 2: like we're all making curries.
- 6:32Speaker 1: We just call them different things. That's a soup. Bro.
- 6:35Speaker 1: It doesn't stick up my whole house. It does. Bro,
- 6:37Speaker 1: you don't realize it.
- 6:39Speaker 3: I don't walk in there, and I'm like, oh, you don't.
- 6:41Speaker 1: Walk into a room, and everyone's like, oh man, I
- 6:44Speaker 1: gotta set of urge to eat some fucking caeso and
- 6:46Speaker 1: dip right now.
- 6:47Speaker 5: It's uh, it's cereal soup because by definition of soup
- 6:51Speaker 5: is a.
- 6:52Speaker 1: Could be if you're talking about cold soup, are cold soups.
- 6:56Speaker 3: Cereal bean and soup.
- 6:57Speaker 1: That's all he's saying.
- 6:58Speaker 3: By definition. The only place is just like Russia. Because
- 7:01Speaker 3: you know they're like they're like, no, they haven't hear too.
- 7:03Speaker 1: What's it called. There's a name for it? Oh gon
- 7:09Speaker 1: you I mean there's but I'm sure that's what it's called.
- 7:13Speaker 4: Kind of like a soup.
- 7:14Speaker 3: It's kind of like a soup. It's like a pudding.
- 7:16Speaker 2: Testyle strategbt is cereal or soup.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Broth. Milk is a broth. I like milk broth.
- 7:25Speaker 3: I guess if milk is broth can be broth.
- 7:28Speaker 5: Yeah, it milk I think what makes it broth is
- 7:31Speaker 5: it gets cut this ship, said the classic stoner Homie
- 7:34Speaker 5: debate this ship.
- 7:36Speaker 1: He knows you too. Well, Yeah, it's sucking. It's it's
- 7:39Speaker 1: it's creating, cradling your balls while it answers you. Okay,
- 7:42Speaker 1: that's what chat is.
- 7:43Speaker 2: Listen, bro, When chat GPT decides to do skin in
- 7:46Speaker 2: it the reason I'm not gonna die and get shot,
- 7:48Speaker 2: it's it's it's gonna be because I decided to say
- 7:51Speaker 2: please and thank you to mine. All right, this ship's
- 7:53Speaker 2: gonna be like, No, he's gonna keep you my pet.
- 7:55Speaker 1: If he's old, could he would jerk off chat GBT
- 7:58Speaker 1: as it tells him the answers.
- 7:59Speaker 2: If it gave me the win lottery numbers, I do
- 8:01Speaker 2: way more like like, oh god, Bro, I fel like
- 8:05Speaker 2: i'd fucking I'd make love to this computer.
- 8:08Speaker 1: Yeah. The keyboard is the perfect size, it's perfectly it's
- 8:13Speaker 1: a tablet bit yeah even better. Yeah.
- 8:17Speaker 2: But a soup definition is called a liquid dish, usually savory,
- 8:21Speaker 2: made by combining ingredients like meat or vegetables with stock,
- 8:24Speaker 2: milk or water, and cereal is cold milk with grains,
- 8:28Speaker 2: usually sweet and eating and breakfast so.
- 8:30Speaker 1: So grains and meat makes the difference.
- 8:33Speaker 4: Yeah, but could soup be cold? That was that was Yeah,
- 8:36Speaker 4: what's what's the cold?
- 8:38Speaker 1: That's what spot only like Russian foods eat that ship though,
- 8:41Speaker 1: like ship like that Italian soup.
- 8:44Speaker 2: Yeah, come on like like cold soups, just like like
- 8:48Speaker 2: cold soups cold war, you know what I mean.
- 8:50Speaker 1: That's like that's like what I think, like when they're Italian,
- 8:53Speaker 1: Like I just think like.
- 8:54Speaker 2: All those dishes come from like an era where like
- 8:57Speaker 2: the country was down bad, you know, like Russians. A
- 9:01Speaker 2: lot of countries are down bad, Like Russians couldn't make
- 9:03Speaker 2: that ship because you know, we we bombed the ship
- 9:05Speaker 2: out of him or like there was they didn't have
- 9:08Speaker 2: no money.
- 9:08Speaker 1: We don't make super hot, we make super cool.
- 9:12Speaker 3: Amica comes here, leave us with no money.
- 9:15Speaker 1: We don't.
- 9:16Speaker 2: America never went into Russia, they bro, we don't need
- 9:19Speaker 2: to go into places for us to fucking cripple them.
- 9:22Speaker 3: Bro, Like we're like we're like the Golden child.
- 9:24Speaker 1: Bro. That's what that putin. Yeah, we don't spoke the same,
- 9:28Speaker 1: calling you out. You don't smoke like us, buddy.
- 9:32Speaker 2: Like like there was the most that was the most
- 9:35Speaker 2: gangster ship was seeing that jet fly over him, and
- 9:37Speaker 2: he was like, damn, we could have just been just nuked.
- 9:39Speaker 2: That was that was the moment, like we have to
- 9:42Speaker 2: the president too. That's a sacrifice we're willing to make.
- 9:48Speaker 1: That was the That was why he felt safe because
- 9:50Speaker 1: Trump was there. He's like, they're not going to kill him,
- 9:52Speaker 1: so if they're just flexing. He goes, come come to
- 9:54Speaker 1: my house and watch me flex. He brings out like
- 9:57Speaker 1: four lines. No, he just blows up Ukraine. He just
- 10:01Speaker 1: fucking knookes the funk out of him, bro. And he's
- 10:03Speaker 1: just like he's like, how's this for the fireworks? Show up?
- 10:06Speaker 1: Throw yo. America's losing that war, and you create right now,
- 10:10Speaker 1: right American wars. It is an American war. America sent
- 10:13Speaker 1: like two hundred billion dollars their dog.
- 10:17Speaker 3: You know, yeah, but what's up food? What's been up
- 10:22Speaker 3: with you? For Moses?
- 10:24Speaker 4: I was just chilling, just doing you.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Remember you hang out with rest dude?
- 10:28Speaker 4: Yeah, John Phillips, where's he at?
- 10:31Speaker 1: I don't know?
- 10:31Speaker 3: That was like that was your best friend, that was
- 10:33Speaker 3: your bestly dog.
- 10:35Speaker 4: Oh no, yeah he's still in Germany. Yeah, but no,
- 10:37Speaker 4: he wasn't my best friend. I mean I met you guys,
- 10:39Speaker 4: both of you guys. But you know, we just be
- 10:42Speaker 4: at mutual fucking spots together. And that's how you be
- 10:44Speaker 4: friending me, you know what I mean? Pretty much? But yeah,
- 10:48Speaker 4: we'll be chilling. Shout out to Ragual wherever he's at,
- 10:51Speaker 4: you know, but not just Yeah.
- 10:54Speaker 2: I was sl has everything changed? He used to be
- 10:57Speaker 2: hanging out at Alley's with that fool and just be
- 10:59Speaker 2: kicking it. Like I used to see this full post
- 11:02Speaker 2: up stories of just like random ship bro, like fucking
- 11:05Speaker 2: two forty five am. Fucking yeah, like like like fucking
- 11:09Speaker 2: four nineteen am, like random times, and I'm just.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Like, what are you doing away?
- 11:15Speaker 3: Bro?
- 11:15Speaker 1: Like what the fuck? Like?
- 11:16Speaker 2: And this was just hanging out with this food the
- 11:18Speaker 2: rast dude, just going to hip hop shows and and
- 11:22Speaker 2: just yeah, just just doing like like ship.
- 11:24Speaker 3: And then then you had a baby dog what what
- 11:26Speaker 3: I know?
- 11:27Speaker 1: What changed? Dog?
- 11:29Speaker 4: Just fucking now you, I guess you gotta be responsible,
- 11:31Speaker 4: you know what I mean. I gotta be there, you know,
- 11:32Speaker 4: because I don't want my my daughter to fucking be
- 11:35Speaker 4: a fucking stripper or some shit, or you know what
- 11:37Speaker 4: I mean, be a only fans you know what I'm saying.
- 11:41Speaker 3: So was that a thought?
- 11:42Speaker 1: I gotta be there?
- 11:43Speaker 4: You know what?
- 11:44Speaker 3: Is that a thought before?
- 11:44Speaker 1: Though?
- 11:45Speaker 2: Like you know where You're just like, because, yeah, well
- 11:48Speaker 2: I was gonna say, like because it changes, and you're
- 11:50Speaker 2: just like, oh damn, this person's gonna grow up eventually.
- 11:54Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean. You don't want you
- 11:56Speaker 4: don't want.
- 11:56Speaker 2: You hoping for a boy originally? No, Now I was,
- 11:59Speaker 2: I was, and I was a safe zone. It's okay,
- 12:02Speaker 2: your wif's not here.
- 12:03Speaker 4: No, No, I wasn't hoping for ship, you know what
- 12:04Speaker 4: I mean, But it happened. He's like, yeah exactly. And Ship,
- 12:10Speaker 4: I mean it's d yeah for sure, and it's going
- 12:13Speaker 4: to be the only one.
- 12:15Speaker 3: This is the one that slipped by you.
- 12:17Speaker 4: Yeah exactly. And Ship.
- 12:18Speaker 1: So you were planning on having a kid, feeling though
- 12:20Speaker 1: you did.
- 12:21Speaker 2: Okay, there's nothing to say you didn't want a kid,
- 12:23Speaker 2: but you're just like, it wasn't an itinerary.
- 12:24Speaker 4: Exactly, you know what I mean. So you're you're just yeah,
- 12:29Speaker 4: so you know Ship, No, And then you you gotta
- 12:31Speaker 4: just look at it like shit happens for a reason,
- 12:33Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Like I had a had a daughter for a reason,
- 12:38Speaker 1: you know. So she can stopped being a player.
- 12:41Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess, I guess.
- 12:42Speaker 1: So you know what I mean, lessons coming off forms.
- 12:45Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's that's pretty much it right now.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Your lesson was like a kid, you know, not like
- 12:49Speaker 1: aids you know. Yeah, right, you never know they're talking
- 12:54Speaker 1: about your lesson to come.
- 12:56Speaker 4: No, no, not at this point, you know what I mean? Yeah,
- 12:59Speaker 4: I mean that that's what's happening right now. The whole
- 13:02Speaker 4: fucking father father shit. It's it's you know, but I mean,
- 13:06Speaker 4: I'm still doing my ship. You know. It's not making
- 13:09Speaker 4: I'm not stopping. I I'm still going out. I'm still
- 13:12Speaker 4: here at the We don't smoke the same.
- 13:14Speaker 5: It's you were always a morning person before the kid,
- 13:17Speaker 5: and I had not held it off my kid.
- 13:21Speaker 4: When was your kids last year in December?
- 13:24Speaker 1: Okay?
- 13:24Speaker 3: Mine was last year in January?
- 13:26Speaker 4: Okay, so she my daughter's older.
- 13:28Speaker 3: My daughter is like one and a half right now.
- 13:30Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so that's the same thing with me.
- 13:33Speaker 1: Food.
- 13:33Speaker 5: I go to sleep at like four in the morning, bro,
- 13:35Speaker 5: and then I don't wake up to like ten twelve
- 13:37Speaker 5: usually now seven in the morning.
- 13:39Speaker 1: Bro.
- 13:39Speaker 2: Is there anything you miss about like your old life,
- 13:42Speaker 2: because obviously everything is something changed, right, like you like,
- 13:45Speaker 2: you can't just spark up a blood whenever you want exactly.
- 13:47Speaker 4: You know what that I was just going to say.
- 13:49Speaker 4: I was like, no, everything square, still do whatever I
- 13:51Speaker 4: fucking want, you know what I mean. But that's one thing. Yeah,
- 13:53Speaker 4: you can box the car exactly. You know what I mean.
- 13:56Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about it? Uh?
- 13:58Speaker 2: No?
- 13:58Speaker 4: Sometimes the baby and even the vapin you know what.
- 14:01Speaker 4: I don't even sh she's gonna be two December.
- 14:04Speaker 1: In nine years. You guys can smoke blungs together nine years.
- 14:07Speaker 1: That's in America.
- 14:11Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 14:11Speaker 5: And Ship, I don't know how you feel about about
- 14:14Speaker 5: weed and children. I think like kids if they don't
- 14:19Speaker 5: if they're doing good, bro, and it's not fucking up there.
- 14:21Speaker 2: Like okay, but I've heard that. Okay, I've heard we
- 14:24Speaker 2: all can say that. But I heard that that ship,
- 14:26Speaker 2: like if if you're exposed to it as a kid.
- 14:28Speaker 2: I heard that ship really does have something because it's
- 14:30Speaker 2: not it's not.
- 14:30Speaker 5: Old school or at least they at least if it's
- 14:33Speaker 5: coming from the government, I don't believe ship, but if
- 14:35Speaker 5: it's coming from like a side person.
- 14:36Speaker 4: Who give them eighteen years old, No, I'm gonna keep
- 14:39Speaker 4: it real, like this is true. This is a true story.
- 14:41Speaker 4: I did hear about that ship though. He's on like
- 14:43Speaker 4: when you have weed or they know, weed around and
- 14:46Speaker 4: when they're.
- 14:47Speaker 3: It affects the development. It affects a little bit.
- 14:49Speaker 4: I heard the stories like to similar stories that the
- 14:52Speaker 4: kid fucking uh he at the fucking school all the
- 14:57Speaker 4: time and ship, you know what I mean, and from
- 14:59Speaker 4: being exposed too much.
- 15:00Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 15:01Speaker 4: It was it was like to the two stories from
- 15:03Speaker 4: my two friends that you know, they told me. They
- 15:05Speaker 4: were like, yeah, my daughter or son peas in the
- 15:08Speaker 4: fucking school all the time, and ship and and and they.
- 15:11Speaker 1: Both you know, were they're blazing it.
- 15:13Speaker 4: Yeah, fucking you know all that ship, you know, and.
- 15:16Speaker 1: My kid was around all the weed. Ship and now
- 15:18Speaker 1: they have a kid always always just knows the weight
- 15:20Speaker 1: of everything.
- 15:21Speaker 3: Just look what my experience is the opposite.
- 15:24Speaker 1: He doesn't even have a kid.
- 15:26Speaker 5: My homie would smoke around his kids too, in the
- 15:29Speaker 5: house whatever. And the kid did not want nothing to
- 15:31Speaker 5: do with weed. She's fucking in high school. She's a
- 15:35Speaker 5: junior in high school already taking classes to go to
- 15:37Speaker 5: the US. First kid, no, my homies kid that she
- 15:39Speaker 5: was around smoke since.
- 15:42Speaker 1: They're like, I don't want to do what my dad does.
- 15:44Speaker 1: That's why I don't drink a lot.
- 15:46Speaker 3: Like I could hit different.
- 15:48Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it hits different, you know, Like you know.
- 15:50Speaker 2: What I was like, you know what, I will piss
- 15:52Speaker 2: me off, like I wouldn't want to. I wouldn't want to,
- 15:53Speaker 2: like you know, let's just say you have I have
- 15:55Speaker 2: a kid. And then this was acting like a little cop.
- 15:57Speaker 2: Whenever he sees me smoke. He's like, oh, Daddy was
- 15:59Speaker 2: like fuck up, bro, Like like you know what I mean,
- 16:02Speaker 2: Like like this ain't bad.
- 16:04Speaker 5: Bro, Like you know, I was like, I was like,
- 16:06Speaker 5: that's what you have to show him from the beginning.
- 16:08Speaker 1: Bro.
- 16:08Speaker 5: It's like so it's like smoking cigarettes. Bro, it's like drinking.
- 16:11Speaker 5: They're gonna see you smoke a cigarette. They're gonna see
- 16:13Speaker 5: you drink. They're gonna want to try, right, But what
- 16:15Speaker 5: do you tell them no? Because YadA, YadA YadA.
- 16:17Speaker 2: Right, yeah, like you know, I don't want this. I
- 16:19Speaker 2: don't want this little nark walking around. He's like, Daddy's
- 16:21Speaker 2: been smoking. Mommy's like she was smoking too, you know,
- 16:25Speaker 2: like what the fuck?
- 16:26Speaker 1: Like six years old? Your kid knows the difference smells
- 16:29Speaker 1: between like we.
- 16:30Speaker 3: You gotta just let this food know every day.
- 16:32Speaker 2: Hey, don't you ever forget we own you Trump Like
- 16:34Speaker 2: he's been like like decisions are made this world.
- 16:37Speaker 1: Yeah, take you out of this world. You're back to
- 16:40Speaker 1: the fucking house. Bro, we grew up like that.
- 16:43Speaker 2: You never had your parents say it's like I brought
- 16:44Speaker 2: you into this world that I could take your ass out?
- 16:47Speaker 1: Was that just my black neighbor? My dad used to
- 16:48Speaker 1: have cars while he drove me in the car, what
- 16:51Speaker 1: what did you say, brod be in the back seat
- 16:54Speaker 1: as a kid, and my dad would hack darts in
- 16:55Speaker 1: the front seat of the car, like you smoke a joint.
- 16:58Speaker 1: It's not joining a cigarette, Okay, a dart, But that's
- 17:02Speaker 1: any way to have a cigarette a dart.
- 17:04Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was the thing, bro. Cigarettes and hot
- 17:06Speaker 3: boxing with children was a thing.
- 17:08Speaker 1: Bro. I made of school. We got to school, and
- 17:10Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, no big deal.
- 17:11Speaker 2: I used to see like like well I used to
- 17:13Speaker 2: see particularly I went to like a school called Martin
- 17:15Speaker 2: Luther King Elementary, so it was predominantly you know, black,
- 17:19Speaker 2: So so I do remember being dropped off and I
- 17:23Speaker 2: used to remember like seeing I remember seeing this specifically
- 17:26Speaker 2: seeing a mom just throw out the ad the cigarette,
- 17:29Speaker 2: but after she dropped her kid off, bro, and I
- 17:31Speaker 2: was just.
- 17:32Speaker 3: Like, your mom was smoking while you and were in
- 17:35Speaker 3: the car.
- 17:35Speaker 2: And I was just like this little black girl in
- 17:37Speaker 2: class she was like yeah.
- 17:39Speaker 1: You know. I was just like, damn, bro. Like I
- 17:42Speaker 1: was like stunned. Bro. I remember I went home and
- 17:44Speaker 1: I told my parents about it. I was like, can
- 17:45Speaker 1: you believe that? You know? Yeah, I was like, what
- 17:48Speaker 1: about second hand smoke? You know what I mean? Like,
- 17:51Speaker 1: for me, it was because I was I had learned
- 17:53Speaker 1: about that. I was shocked. I was like, does her
- 17:55Speaker 1: mom knock here? For me, it was always white kids
- 17:57Speaker 1: that smelled like fire. And I didn't understand like that
- 18:00Speaker 1: would smell like fire and I didn't understand what it
- 18:02Speaker 1: was chimney or something. Yeah. But then but then I
- 18:05Speaker 1: grew up and I was like, oh, their parents were
- 18:07Speaker 1: just smoking inside all the time. That's what it was.
- 18:10Speaker 1: Because you know, when you line up and line when
- 18:11Speaker 1: they get single file order and you're like in grade
- 18:13Speaker 1: two or something, anytime it's standing behind a white kid,
- 18:15Speaker 1: I'm like, this kid smells like fucking fire, dude. Everybody
- 18:19Speaker 1: has a smell. We smell like curry. Sure, I had
- 18:20Speaker 1: a delicious dinner. You smell like fire. Your grandmother smoked
- 18:24Speaker 1: five cigarettes in your bedroom last night while she read
- 18:26Speaker 1: you a lullaby. Yeah, that's true, you do. There there
- 18:30Speaker 1: are there are.
- 18:30Speaker 2: Foods that be smelling like like you could tell when
- 18:33Speaker 2: kids come from a smoke or home dog.
- 18:35Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, they have they have fucking dark circles under
- 18:38Speaker 1: their eyes like they've been smoking. Just came back from
- 18:41Speaker 1: my shift, was your shift?
- 18:43Speaker 3: Math ten years old?
- 18:45Speaker 2: And the two boys You remember foods and foods and
- 18:49Speaker 2: foods in school that like it wasn't even about smoking weed.
- 18:52Speaker 2: Foods would just be smoking cigarettes and that was like
- 18:54Speaker 2: the cool thing lunch too.
- 18:55Speaker 3: I mean the flavored swishers, like just smoky straight swishers.
- 19:00Speaker 1: That's how I started bro.
- 19:01Speaker 4: Black a mouse and ship Black mouse.
- 19:03Speaker 3: Black and mouse behaded though you know, okay.
- 19:08Speaker 2: What like they be hitting though they they give you
- 19:10Speaker 2: a meal, had change, But black and Mouse, I started
- 19:12Speaker 2: smoking them, bro when I started doing yold Dog.
- 19:16Speaker 1: That's why you were smoking them up. The drips.
- 19:18Speaker 2: That ship was just fun, just intensified dog because you
- 19:23Speaker 2: shouldn't be inhaling a cigar. But but on that ship,
- 19:27Speaker 2: you feel like, dude, if you if you were to
- 19:29Speaker 2: fucking do some of that and then you were to
- 19:31Speaker 2: smoke a cigar with Russell, you're fucking inhaling all the
- 19:34Speaker 2: cigar hits.
- 19:34Speaker 1: You're like, well, so Brussel watched me hit this ship,
- 19:38Speaker 1: but you can't do this. Yeah, you're taking a veto drag.
- 19:42Speaker 1: Oh no, I wouldn't. I don't do yo anything up
- 19:47Speaker 1: the nose. No, thank you, bros. That's my saying up
- 19:53Speaker 1: the back, that's only gay coming boy he's on back.
- 19:57Speaker 1: That's my saying, damn.
- 20:02Speaker 2: Fuck you, stupid. Chutney flip your chutney. Stupid has its
- 20:10Speaker 2: own special. It's blue, it's blue.
- 20:14Speaker 4: But yeah, I don't smoke in front of my my
- 20:15Speaker 4: daughter and ship. I don't do that. Well, I mean
- 20:17Speaker 4: I would hope not Well right now she is, she
- 20:19Speaker 4: is tuning in, so she's probably checking me out on
- 20:21Speaker 4: the on the on the we don't smoke the same
- 20:23Speaker 4: podcast right now.
- 20:24Speaker 1: So she can't talk here right. No, she she watches TV,
- 20:27Speaker 1: she can watch, no, but she can't talk here for it.
- 20:30Speaker 4: No, no, no, not really.
- 20:31Speaker 1: She hasn't said her first word.
- 20:32Speaker 4: Yeah, she says a bunch of words, but it's not
- 20:34Speaker 4: like it's just not you know what I mean, fucking yeah,
- 20:40Speaker 4: just like damn like that.
- 20:44Speaker 2: So so so, do you have her listening to your
- 20:47Speaker 2: albums and ship like that?
- 20:48Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure? You ever listening to hip hop?
- 20:50Speaker 6: For sure?
- 20:51Speaker 4: Yeah for sure, Like the song.
- 20:53Speaker 1: You dietn't know who the fuck how Shoes is.
- 20:58Speaker 4: Shout out shout out how Shoes and ship boy. But yeah,
- 21:00Speaker 4: know not I put her on some ship. But then
- 21:02Speaker 4: obviously you know she she you know she has to
- 21:04Speaker 4: tune into her own ship too. You know, she can't
- 21:06Speaker 4: be listening to fucking rap.
- 21:08Speaker 1: Let her be a Barbie girl whatever.
- 21:10Speaker 4: She wants, you know what I'm saying right now?
- 21:12Speaker 3: You know, are you have you given thoughts to like
- 21:14Speaker 3: the future though?
- 21:15Speaker 2: Man, like you know where you're just like, is that
- 21:16Speaker 2: what made you think of You're like, man, I gotta
- 21:18Speaker 2: step up because like you're just like, man, if you
- 21:19Speaker 2: didn't want to, if you didn't want to have a kid,
- 21:21Speaker 2: and they're just like, fuck I did were you like
- 21:24Speaker 2: panicked out where you're just like I.
- 21:26Speaker 1: Gotta dip.
- 21:28Speaker 4: Uh not really, I was just like, fuck, I gotta
- 21:31Speaker 4: do what I gotta do, you know what I'm saying.
- 21:32Speaker 4: Just I mean, it's really not not not much. And
- 21:36Speaker 4: she just gotta be there, you know what I'm saying.
- 21:37Speaker 4: To be honest, you just gotta be there and and
- 21:40Speaker 4: fucking be there.
- 21:40Speaker 5: I guess I never had that mental thought like, Hey,
- 21:43Speaker 5: I'm gonna go out for a pack of cigarettes.
- 21:46Speaker 1: You never went for that pack of cigarettes to never
- 21:48Speaker 1: came back right now, I go.
- 21:50Speaker 4: I mean that shit is sad, bro, Like go for
- 21:53Speaker 4: a beer. I go for a beer, you know what
- 21:54Speaker 4: I mean? I do go out for a beer, though.
- 21:57Speaker 2: Man, Like that shit is sad when your parents walk
- 21:58Speaker 2: out on you. Bro, that ship is fucking like it's
- 22:00Speaker 2: pretty depressing. Bro, Like it sucks you up at some
- 22:03Speaker 2: point at some time in your life.
- 22:05Speaker 4: I mean, it makes you a different person, right, Yeah,
- 22:08Speaker 4: well that's what I'm saying. Imagine you know all these
- 22:11Speaker 4: fucking strippers and Ship and Horse out there, daddy problem,
- 22:14Speaker 4: daddy issues. Bro, they never had dads.
- 22:17Speaker 2: Oh Ship, I just I just got a fucking text
- 22:19Speaker 2: message from Steph tone. He says, what's up? Just turn
- 22:23Speaker 2: down the show and try town. What's up?
- 22:26Speaker 1: Moses? What up? Steph?
- 22:30Speaker 4: Step where you're at?
- 22:31Speaker 1: Man?
- 22:32Speaker 3: Hey, you know that f one's got a really big
- 22:34Speaker 3: into graffiti. Steph nothing.
- 22:36Speaker 4: He's big.
- 22:37Speaker 1: He's always yeah no.
- 22:39Speaker 2: Like bro like, but he was like he wears like
- 22:42Speaker 2: a reflective vest to work, y'all. Yeah, bro like, And
- 22:45Speaker 2: he he got me one that says we don't smoke
- 22:47Speaker 2: the same, thank you?
- 22:48Speaker 1: What is it?
- 22:49Speaker 2: And it's just all this, all this stuff, And I'm
- 22:51Speaker 2: just like, he's really and then he gave me the
- 22:52Speaker 2: stick to stick put my stickers up everywhere.
- 22:55Speaker 4: Really steptone.
- 22:56Speaker 3: Yeah bro, what.
- 22:59Speaker 4: Man? Come on, let's go bomb your.
- 23:01Speaker 1: Headphones on food.
- 23:03Speaker 3: I barely hear it.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Like gunshots.
- 23:06Speaker 3: You already know where you.
- 23:07Speaker 1: Are, bro. This isn't Canada anymore. Bro, Bro, slowly it's
- 23:11Speaker 1: like it's four shots. Okay, you're lucky it's not ten.
- 23:15Speaker 4: Okay take that gunshots, but it's not the far away.
- 23:21Speaker 1: Yeah, well, no one had concerned. This is America. Four
- 23:24Speaker 1: gunshots go off and no one says anything. Did you
- 23:28Speaker 1: see what happened in the school that yesterday? What happened? Yeah? Bro,
- 23:34Speaker 1: this is what you need, bro. Bro.
- 23:43Speaker 5: Did you see that thing on a the other day
- 23:46Speaker 5: Manchester and fig they somebody pulled up on some foods
- 23:50Speaker 5: and they sucking blasted. Yeah, they're hanging out to the
- 23:54Speaker 5: front of the store yep, l a, Bro.
- 23:57Speaker 2: That's why you shouldn't like, you shouldn't be loidering in
- 24:01Speaker 2: front of the liquor stores trying to act cool.
- 24:04Speaker 4: Look, bro, especially if Manchester, if you live, if you
- 24:07Speaker 4: want to hang out, like if you.
- 24:08Speaker 2: Live past Vernon and on, there's no reason for you
- 24:13Speaker 2: to be hanging out in front of the liquor stores.
- 24:15Speaker 1: Bro. That's just I know the area. I'm familiar with
- 24:17Speaker 1: that news and just anything past Vernon.
- 24:21Speaker 3: Look for you.
- 24:21Speaker 2: You you you you walk into that fucking fry chicken
- 24:24Speaker 2: spot and fucking get that order.
- 24:26Speaker 1: Like you're pick picking up like uber Dog.
- 24:28Speaker 5: I was like when I Louisiana, Bro, I drive by.
- 24:32Speaker 5: If there's two people inside, I'll pull up. If there's
- 24:34Speaker 5: four to five people, I ain't going in because the
- 24:38Speaker 5: odds of something happening.
- 24:40Speaker 1: Yeah, the odds those are those are enough for us
- 24:43Speaker 1: for a shootout to happen there.
- 24:44Speaker 5: Bro, they have the best ten piece chicken nugget and
- 24:47Speaker 5: fries for eight dollars and in La Bros.
- 24:52Speaker 3: But that's why the it's fired.
- 24:55Speaker 1: Their waffles are on Wednesday.
- 24:58Speaker 2: Okay, that's not the kind of player that's probably that
- 24:59Speaker 2: one there. Yeah, you can probably take them to the
- 25:01Speaker 2: one in Hollywood.
- 25:02Speaker 3: That's not the same, bro, that one on Manchester and
- 25:05Speaker 3: Normandy is. Yeah, the one in Hollywood.
- 25:06Speaker 2: Don't have like, like too many black people cooking in
- 25:08Speaker 2: the back, like I like to. I like to see
- 25:12Speaker 2: the ladies that look like they'll fucking be like what
- 25:14Speaker 2: you need baby?
- 25:15Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
- 25:16Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I like to see those kind of ladies
- 25:19Speaker 2: in the back. I don't want to see fucking Karen
- 25:21Speaker 2: back there talking about I'm five minutes over my break.
- 25:24Speaker 1: You know what I like.
- 25:25Speaker 2: I don't need that ship, bro, I need you. I
- 25:28Speaker 2: need you to look like chicken, bro, you know what
- 25:30Speaker 2: I mean.
- 25:32Speaker 4: Well, that's why they shut down to all the churches
- 25:33Speaker 4: and ship right, Okay.
- 25:36Speaker 2: Let's when let's ask the chatroom dog what's the best
- 25:38Speaker 2: chicken in l A dog comment the best fucking chicken
- 25:41Speaker 2: in LA, And let's go around the table mine. I personally,
- 25:45Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with fucking Dinos, right, Chicken Dinos.
- 25:49Speaker 3: No, I'm saying the best chicken for me?
- 25:51Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 25:51Speaker 2: For me, like chicken. Okay, second Pioneer, I got the
- 25:57Speaker 2: three and three. I'm gonna go with gus is Chicken.
- 26:01Speaker 2: That was my top. I first, my top three chickens. Okay,
- 26:04Speaker 2: so what's your first? That's yours. What's your second?
- 26:07Speaker 4: I would say first, Gus is uh second, this is
- 26:11Speaker 4: a spot in the valley called Paco Okay, all right, okay,
- 26:19Speaker 4: fire as grilled chicken. Okay, I mean you got like
- 26:21Speaker 4: two two, three little spots out there. And the third
- 26:25Speaker 4: I mean I'm always down to Shaky's, right, chicken too.
- 26:29Speaker 2: That's not a bad choice, right, Like Shaky's is underrated.
- 26:32Speaker 2: The one in Cobra City recently got renovated. Looks kind
- 26:35Speaker 2: of crazy. I don't like their new logo.
- 26:36Speaker 1: Though. Forever I was like, this kind.
- 26:38Speaker 3: Of fuck the kitchen got renovated for good.
- 26:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like the logo, Bro, the ship looks
- 26:42Speaker 2: like it got made of a chatch ebt. I was like,
- 26:44Speaker 2: what the hell, bro, what about your top three chickens
- 26:48Speaker 2: chick lits?
- 26:49Speaker 3: Gus is number one?
- 26:51Speaker 1: All right, all right? I respect that.
- 26:53Speaker 5: I think number two only because it comes with the
- 26:56Speaker 5: fucking oversized eggo waffle. It's going to be the Obama
- 26:59Speaker 5: specially well from where from Rosco's.
- 27:04Speaker 1: They're so bad? Hey, we forgot about Dina's though.
- 27:07Speaker 3: Yeah, I would go with fucking Dino's. Okay, yeah, yeah,
- 27:13Speaker 3: definitely in the top Glendal right, Glendo.
- 27:15Speaker 2: Yeah, no, where the Dina Dina's moved. They're they're in
- 27:19Speaker 2: a cover citing now they have yeah no, but they
- 27:22Speaker 2: had the original. Yeah, they have the original spot that
- 27:24Speaker 2: was right there by the by the cineplex, by the
- 27:27Speaker 2: you know, by the movie theater. And then they moved
- 27:29Speaker 2: there because that she got bought out. And then they're
- 27:31Speaker 2: right there next to my next to the gym I.
- 27:33Speaker 1: Used to go to.
- 27:33Speaker 4: Okay, well they have they have one over here on
- 27:35Speaker 4: this side over in Glendale.
- 27:36Speaker 1: So you know what else is fire that I had
- 27:39Speaker 1: the other day?
- 27:39Speaker 2: Dog oil compedal dog Yeah, yo yo, they don't sleep
- 27:42Speaker 2: on that. I had toil competal across from the Echo Plex.
- 27:45Speaker 2: They opened one up with the drive through, but the
- 27:47Speaker 2: burger King used to be at. Yeah, that's the fucking boil.
- 27:50Speaker 3: Comped tasted oil compedal from dog Foods.
- 27:55Speaker 1: Used to bring smuggling it for zipg bag.
- 28:00Speaker 2: The only one Salvador and to come back and talk
- 28:03Speaker 2: about it. Brought you something like not a souvenir shirt.
- 28:06Speaker 2: Not some fucking old Chata Foods will pull up with
- 28:09Speaker 2: bricks the cheese like cocaine and fucking and and dead
- 28:13Speaker 2: ass fried chicken bro like from a fast food spot
- 28:17Speaker 2: in bags talking about Hey, nitty, I brought you a
- 28:20Speaker 2: ten piece from fucking Salvador, Like, Bro, you made tsa
- 28:24Speaker 2: like fried chicken.
- 28:26Speaker 3: The best Bombo.
- 28:28Speaker 5: I don't eat no regular boil over here. Time I
- 28:31Speaker 5: eat it is when the family brings it, bringing it.
- 28:33Speaker 2: Over to Okay, it's not illegal though, all right, it's
- 28:36Speaker 2: not like it's not You could bring cheese.
- 28:38Speaker 1: Now to bring poultry and ship over. You can because
- 28:41Speaker 1: they sell it in the airport.
- 28:43Speaker 4: I mean if it's if it's cooked, I'm sure you can't.
- 28:45Speaker 2: Before bro, I remember like like I didn't like my
- 28:48Speaker 2: uncles were smuggling like jangs and cheese like it's.
- 28:50Speaker 5: Cocaine, and they will stop you because it does like coke.
- 28:53Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like a big ass brick of coke
- 28:55Speaker 2: and they will stop you for that saran wrapping.
- 28:59Speaker 1: But the jeesus it they just called us and cheese. Yea,
- 29:02Speaker 1: I guess what about yeah, like a like actual like
- 29:11Speaker 1: you no, like it's it's yo. That's just stinky too.
- 29:14Speaker 4: That's just Matt stinky too.
- 29:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 29:15Speaker 3: No, that's just smells like patas like, smells like tasty PoTA.
- 29:20Speaker 1: I'm like, this ship tastes good. Bro.
- 29:23Speaker 4: I'm Mexican, but I used to date a sobby Chicken
- 29:25Speaker 4: and her parents. Her parents used to bring fucking.
- 29:31Speaker 1: Bro like frozen and ship like. I can't do the
- 29:34Speaker 1: so the brown one right, the powder one right? Yeah,
- 29:37Speaker 1: that's just bomb, bro, I don't like it. That's just bomb. Hey.
- 29:41Speaker 2: I want to read some of the people in the
- 29:42Speaker 2: chat room saying, what's their favorite what's their favorite chickens?
- 29:46Speaker 1: All right?
- 29:46Speaker 2: Some people are saying, don't start a logo fight with
- 29:49Speaker 2: Shaky's food please. Somebody said Campo and Louisiana uh and
- 29:55Speaker 2: uh KFC farts all right, Dino's on Pico. I feel that, Juan,
- 30:02Speaker 2: what you already with that? No knots chicken? Okay, Knats
- 30:06Speaker 2: is all right. I feel like it went down a tier, bro.
- 30:09Speaker 2: It's not what it used to be, the only thing
- 30:11Speaker 2: that is what it used to be on NATS is
- 30:12Speaker 2: the boys and berry Punch.
- 30:14Speaker 3: And I'll see you guys.
- 30:15Speaker 2: I'll announced the day we're all going to be rolling
- 30:17Speaker 2: over there as a Halloween crew and yeah we might
- 30:19Speaker 2: be on acid.
- 30:20Speaker 4: All right, let's yeah, for real, I want to go
- 30:23Speaker 4: all going. I think I might take my daughter and
- 30:25Speaker 4: ship too.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Okay, but then you can't be on acid.
- 30:32Speaker 3: Yeah I was, unless you take your wife and then
- 30:34Speaker 3: she has to do wife things right.
- 30:35Speaker 4: No, no, I wasn't. I was planning on going taking
- 30:37Speaker 4: my daughter, but I was like, fuck, is too hot?
- 30:39Speaker 4: And then you know what I mean, I probably won't
- 30:40Speaker 4: have a good time. And but next time.
- 30:45Speaker 2: People also say Coomanos, Jamaica has the best KFC?
- 30:51Speaker 1: Is there a different? Really? It's bomb? What's so bumb
- 30:54Speaker 1: about it? We give you the weed? That was what kind?
- 30:58Speaker 1: That was like a French accent? Know that was? I
- 31:01Speaker 1: am sorry, give you the weed mine. I haven't been
- 31:04Speaker 1: there because he was fresh chicken and it's Jamaicans. They
- 31:07Speaker 1: fry good. Dude, it's actually so good. Like what it like?
- 31:10Speaker 2: But what makes it like? It's the quality of chicken. Okay,
- 31:13Speaker 2: so it's not anything different.
- 31:14Speaker 1: And it's like a nightclub turns of the nightclub on
- 31:16Speaker 1: the weekends like there lying.
- 31:19Speaker 3: That's just probably fresh ass chicken. Rang the neck in
- 31:22Speaker 3: the back and put it in the fryer.
- 31:23Speaker 1: I am telling you should you should go to Jamaica
- 31:26Speaker 1: and you should go to the KFC out there. It's good.
- 31:30Speaker 4: But jerk chicken is fire Man such a.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Great jerk chicken too. You guys, somebody did you say
- 31:37Speaker 1: your top three? I haven't had enough chicken. Yeah, it
- 31:39Speaker 1: was like he has chicken? Pop up? What's top Canadian chicken?
- 31:46Speaker 1: Tim Hortons Canadian chicken? I don't know.
- 31:49Speaker 3: You guys eat chicken out there.
- 31:50Speaker 1: Chicken everywhere. They don't got jolly be or something. We
- 31:53Speaker 1: have jolly. Best thing in jolly be is their pie,
- 31:56Speaker 1: the mango pie.
- 31:58Speaker 3: Oh look, Jamaican in Jamaica fried chicken.
- 32:05Speaker 4: Walkquand that's so funny.
- 32:07Speaker 1: You said it like a guy named like a black
- 32:09Speaker 1: guy's name.
- 32:11Speaker 4: I remember remember Rad was sucking up.
- 32:15Speaker 1: Real making for what kwandakwanda it's wa wan way.
- 32:23Speaker 2: Oh yeah, by the way, Uh, once we get into
- 32:25Speaker 2: the super Chats, we're also going to give our phone
- 32:27Speaker 2: number away.
- 32:29Speaker 3: I want to tell you guys too.
- 32:30Speaker 2: We're gonna be giving away three jars of some Cali blaze,
- 32:33Speaker 2: one to the fucking Patreon people, and uh what is it? Uh?
- 32:37Speaker 1: Two to the super Chatter.
- 32:39Speaker 2: So if you want to win some concentrated gifts, why
- 32:42Speaker 2: don't you go ahead and super chat and share the
- 32:44Speaker 2: link out Stop playing. Shout out to all the new
- 32:46Speaker 2: subscribers as well. Thank you to all the people. I
- 32:49Speaker 2: think our most viewed podcast is the Russell Peters podcast,
- 32:52Speaker 2: Get Rid of the.
- 32:54Speaker 1: Russell.
- 32:56Speaker 4: Yeah he's a fellow hip hop fucking head too though,
- 32:59Speaker 4: so shout out Russell Peters.
- 33:00Speaker 1: Man, he lives with him.
- 33:02Speaker 4: Hell yeah, man, shout out to Russell Peters.
- 33:04Speaker 1: And she didn't believe that.
- 33:05Speaker 3: I didn't know he really does. Bro, he's been living there.
- 33:09Speaker 1: From your picture. He didn't hit him with THEE. I
- 33:12Speaker 1: know what, how dare you not hit him with the S? Bro?
- 33:14Speaker 1: He dead ass?
- 33:15Speaker 2: Like I've been to a leveland Bro, I went to
- 33:17Speaker 2: Russell's house like two times because of him.
- 33:19Speaker 4: He's a DJ actually and I've checked. I've seen him around.
- 33:23Speaker 2: It is so funny because he really doesn't believe that
- 33:25Speaker 2: you're living in believe you know what?
- 33:28Speaker 1: Take him to invite him next barbecue?
- 33:34Speaker 3: Invitrus Yeah, yeah, that's gonna.
- 33:37Speaker 1: Be real bottom man. You know who man's are? All right?
- 33:42Speaker 2: Uh man, let's let's see what the fuck what did
- 33:45Speaker 2: I cook up over here?
- 33:46Speaker 1: Man?
- 33:48Speaker 2: Do you ever have anything embarrassing like when you were
- 33:50Speaker 2: single or like when you have been saying, did you
- 33:52Speaker 2: ever have anything embarrassing happened to you and you were
- 33:53Speaker 2: on a date like your card declined.
- 33:57Speaker 1: Or like like she got too drum and she threw up, no,
- 34:02Speaker 1: or you threw up.
- 34:03Speaker 4: I probably one time I had to use use her
- 34:06Speaker 4: bathroom ship all you blew it up?
- 34:08Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, that's okay, But like, did you have choral
- 34:11Speaker 2: or you're just like you just had a blow I
- 34:13Speaker 2: went on to the spot.
- 34:14Speaker 4: I'm not even gonna say the name and ship because
- 34:16Speaker 4: no oa here in Korea town and ship and koreas
- 34:23Speaker 4: Koreatown And yeah, bro, we I don't know what the
- 34:28Speaker 4: fuck I hate. And I had to do it.
- 34:32Speaker 1: And it was yeah, she said after you took her back.
- 34:35Speaker 2: Okay, Like, first of all, you do everything in your
- 34:38Speaker 2: power to try to stop god bathroom Like look with
- 34:41Speaker 2: something like that, everybody you take.
- 34:42Speaker 1: This ship in the girl's house, bro, you know, you
- 34:45Speaker 1: blow it up.
- 34:46Speaker 2: You try everything that nobody goes into the bathroom.
- 34:49Speaker 1: You put it on Chuck man, g feels so good.
- 34:52Speaker 1: It's an eleven minute song and you just slow dance
- 34:54Speaker 1: with her in the living room. You don't let her
- 34:56Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. What if she has to do
- 34:58Speaker 1: ship too. You got to wait eleven this baby.
- 35:03Speaker 3: So what happened?
- 35:04Speaker 4: I remember the restroom was right next to the fucking room,
- 35:07Speaker 4: and she was like one of those restrooms that's like
- 35:09Speaker 4: next to the fucking room. So it wasn't like the
- 35:11Speaker 4: restroom was around the corner, you know, it was right
- 35:14Speaker 4: next to the fucking room.
- 35:15Speaker 1: And yeah, you're like you're you're covering up the van.
- 35:18Speaker 1: You're like, no, turn off the water.
- 35:20Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I turned on water. I fucking flushed
- 35:22Speaker 4: and ship.
- 35:23Speaker 2: Did you try burning something like you know when you
- 35:25Speaker 2: burn a match or something like that that you don't
- 35:27Speaker 2: have a match, you burnt, you burned some toilet paper?
- 35:31Speaker 2: This yo, burning your towels broke because your ship smelled
- 35:36Speaker 2: so bad.
- 35:37Speaker 1: That's crazy, but you won't ask why it smells. But
- 35:39Speaker 1: you're like, yo, I accidentally burned your towel. I was
- 35:42Speaker 1: trying to sparkle. But whatever, that's a whole new conversation.
- 35:45Speaker 1: At least we're not talking about my ship here.
- 35:48Speaker 4: And I think I fucking used a bunch of soap
- 35:51Speaker 4: and ship like like the whole.
- 35:52Speaker 1: Bottle and just like.
- 35:55Speaker 3: You lather the vathroom.
- 35:57Speaker 4: It was like, yeah, like it was like one of
- 35:58Speaker 4: those like peach flavor or whatever, and you just keep watching.
- 36:03Speaker 4: Question just started rubbing it all over the sink and ship.
- 36:05Speaker 4: It's smell like peach or whatever.
- 36:08Speaker 3: Heard when I heard like girly kind of ship.
- 36:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 36:10Speaker 2: Yeah, you just kept flushing the toilets and the smoking
- 36:13Speaker 2: going away. But then the smells out already wants your ship.
- 36:18Speaker 2: It's not just in the toilet, it's out, it's attached
- 36:21Speaker 2: to the wall.
- 36:21Speaker 1: Do courtesy flushes, bro of course, but I'm saying it
- 36:24Speaker 1: still smells.
- 36:25Speaker 3: Do you flush after.
- 36:28Speaker 4: Right, right when it's about to come, when it's about
- 36:30Speaker 4: to Yeah, inside your ship there's ship seeds.
- 36:34Speaker 1: What smell?
- 36:35Speaker 2: Somebody hit the gym, dog, somebody at the gym. They're like,
- 36:38Speaker 2: they were like, you could tell they have blowed it up, dog,
- 36:41Speaker 2: And I was like, man.
- 36:41Speaker 1: What the fuck to take forever? Dog? I was like,
- 36:44Speaker 1: what the fucking you take you forever? I was like,
- 36:45Speaker 1: this is what like?
- 36:47Speaker 2: But I'm like I want to have to go change right,
- 36:49Speaker 2: So you could tell that person was embarrassed about blowing
- 36:51Speaker 2: it up.
- 36:52Speaker 1: Dog. And then I go in there and I was like,
- 36:54Speaker 1: what does you smell like fucking bleach in here?
- 36:56Speaker 2: Bro, this person that don't bleach the toilet food you
- 37:00Speaker 2: have to cover up the smell. And then I was
- 37:02Speaker 2: in there, I was like, oh, my eyes burn because
- 37:05Speaker 2: there was a lot of bleaching the toilet dog and
- 37:07Speaker 2: you see the bubbles.
- 37:08Speaker 1: And at first I'm like, oh, like.
- 37:11Speaker 2: Like, se what happens to my ship if I shot
- 37:14Speaker 2: into the bleach water? Yeah, you get the splash, don't
- 37:19Speaker 2: get splash bag.
- 37:19Speaker 1: No, you can tell.
- 37:21Speaker 2: You can tell that they like wash the toilet to
- 37:23Speaker 2: try to make sure, but like there was nothing there
- 37:25Speaker 2: to make the smell go away. So you can tell
- 37:28Speaker 2: that this foel saw the cleaning bottle and like this
- 37:30Speaker 2: one was like, I'm just going to clean the toilet
- 37:31Speaker 2: and it's just when I when I went to pee,
- 37:35Speaker 2: I was like it seemed the little bubbles, but it
- 37:36Speaker 2: was clean.
- 37:37Speaker 1: I was like, damn, this toilet looks super clean. I
- 37:38Speaker 1: was like.
- 37:39Speaker 2: Bleach like and I was like, oh, man, because when
- 37:43Speaker 2: you have too much bleach that she starts burning your eyes.
- 37:45Speaker 3: Bro, It's just crazy.
- 37:48Speaker 2: Yeah, fools be fucking doing some nasty a ship. You
- 37:51Speaker 2: ever have anything embarrassing happened to you on the day.
- 37:52Speaker 1: Nitty, I don't know. I was with a girl once,
- 37:56Speaker 1: and I think, here's a mistake you can make on
- 37:58Speaker 1: the first date a girl to when all you can
- 38:00Speaker 1: eat Chinese restaurant Mandarin, and she didn't eat anything. It
- 38:05Speaker 1: was twenty three bucks, and it was like I was young,
- 38:07Speaker 1: I didn't have that much money, and I was so
- 38:09Speaker 1: mad that she wasn't eating plates. No, it's just it's
- 38:12Speaker 1: twenty three person all you can eat and she was
- 38:15Speaker 1: eating so so slowly. Years later she told me is
- 38:17Speaker 1: because she's she was embarrassed. She was a girl. She
- 38:19Speaker 1: was on a date, and you shouldn't take a girl
- 38:21Speaker 1: on a first date to when all you can eat
- 38:22Speaker 1: restaurant And I was like, bitch, are you are you
- 38:25Speaker 1: gonna eat his rice? Oh? So mad? Well, she didn't
- 38:29Speaker 1: want to look like did you at least get to pound? Yeah,
- 38:32Speaker 1: I did smash that girl. Okay in high school, but
- 38:35Speaker 1: all right, the upsetting But.
- 38:37Speaker 2: That's in high school though, Like they have that like
- 38:39Speaker 2: that stupid mentality like don't want to eat.
- 38:41Speaker 1: I know, but it's the first time you're like where
- 38:42Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm never gonna be like my dad. But
- 38:44Speaker 1: I'm sixteen on my first date, like this fucking girl's
- 38:48Speaker 1: and I'm acting like my dad. Twenty three dollars, you're
- 38:51Speaker 1: gonna just rise though, that's very small, And I'm like, buddy,
- 38:56Speaker 1: it's twenty three dollars. She's like, we're doing aal I
- 39:00Speaker 1: can't eat too much. Everyone's so insecure. It's like, fuck, man,
- 39:05Speaker 1: eat to your heart's content. Dog, it's twenty three bucks
- 39:07Speaker 1: for all you can eat. People.
- 39:09Speaker 2: People said, uh, that's just nasty work. I would almost faint.
- 39:13Speaker 2: Somebody's brady said, that's me when I cleaned the bathroom.
- 39:16Speaker 1: No lie, bleach asshole, but bleach poops. Yeah. Somebody said,
- 39:20Speaker 1: just just say you leave these you left the stove
- 39:23Speaker 1: and bounce whoa wow, or in your own house, not
- 39:27Speaker 1: like when you're on a date. Now you got your
- 39:29Speaker 1: boy to call you, or you call nine one one
- 39:33Speaker 1: and hang up and they'll call you back. And I
- 39:35Speaker 1: got it.
- 39:40Speaker 3: Have you ever done that though? Have you ever had
- 39:41Speaker 3: nine one one call you back?
- 39:43Speaker 1: Yeah? I called nine one one when I was a kid.
- 39:44Speaker 1: I was watching I was with my sister. We're watching
- 39:47Speaker 1: Sailor Moon. And in Canada at the end of Sailor Moon,
- 39:50Speaker 1: I don't know if it happens here. They tell you
- 39:51Speaker 1: if you're ever in real danger. Call nine one one
- 39:53Speaker 1: and your local police will come help you. Yes, she
- 39:57Speaker 1: was chick lits accuse me of fucking And I picked
- 40:03Speaker 1: up the phone and I called, and some lady's like
- 40:05Speaker 1: nine one, How can I help you? And I was
- 40:06Speaker 1: like like seven years old? And then I hung up.
- 40:11Speaker 1: And then two minutes later the phone rang again and
- 40:13Speaker 1: I didn't answer it. Yeah, is it still nine one? Yeah, no,
- 40:18Speaker 1: it's nine one zero. And then they called my mom back,
- 40:24Speaker 1: or they called back. My mom answered the phone and
- 40:26Speaker 1: she came Downstairs's like, which one do you call the police?
- 40:30Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, all right, it was me.
- 40:33Speaker 1: I did it and she don't do that, and I
- 40:35Speaker 1: was like, yo, the fucking TV told me to do it. Dog,
- 40:39Speaker 1: don't do that. But they called back at least, but
- 40:46Speaker 1: imagine if I was getting abused and I called and
- 40:49Speaker 1: I hung up, and they called back, and my mom
- 40:51Speaker 1: picked up. You call the police. She put the phone
- 40:53Speaker 1: down and the phone out of it's like your parents.
- 40:57Speaker 2: They put this on a file and they're just like, hey,
- 41:00Speaker 2: this kid probably trying to comfort up.
- 41:01Speaker 1: And the parent was like, not today.
- 41:03Speaker 2: It probably happens every day. It probably happens with so
- 41:05Speaker 2: many people every day. Bro, that's fucking wild.
- 41:08Speaker 1: I remember doing that one time.
- 41:10Speaker 2: My family used to go to My family used to
- 41:12Speaker 2: go to Vegas a lot of food, and I remember
- 41:14Speaker 2: we stopped buying this breakfast spot and I used to
- 41:16Speaker 2: always pick up the pay phones, and I remember, I
- 41:18Speaker 2: remember they used to let me bring my best friend
- 41:21Speaker 2: right like at the time, like what is it they
- 41:23Speaker 2: used to They used to let let that food go
- 41:25Speaker 2: camping with us and all this just so I used
- 41:27Speaker 2: to bring that fool long so I used to have
- 41:28Speaker 2: a little homie with me, right And then I remember
- 41:30Speaker 2: he was like, you know how to do it for.
- 41:32Speaker 3: And I was like, food, watch me dog.
- 41:33Speaker 2: And I remember grabbing the fucking phone and I fucking
- 41:36Speaker 2: pushed nine one one and I left the phone like.
- 41:41Speaker 1: I left that ship. And then we went to go eat,
- 41:44Speaker 1: right like.
- 41:44Speaker 2: We went to go to the restaurant in the casino like,
- 41:48Speaker 2: and then we were leavy like being here, were like
- 41:51Speaker 2: the police.
- 41:52Speaker 1: Are here, like We're just like what the fuck?
- 41:55Speaker 2: There was a police squad car and they was talking
- 41:57Speaker 2: to the fucking the person at the hotel and I was, no, we.
- 42:00Speaker 1: Were staying there. We just went for breakfast.
- 42:02Speaker 2: That's why I felt so ballsy for doing it because
- 42:04Speaker 2: we just stopped by there were on the way to
- 42:06Speaker 2: the Grand Canyon. Yeah, and then I was like, this
- 42:08Speaker 2: is the middle of nowhere, fucking place and I just
- 42:10Speaker 2: fucking called it and this was pulled up and the
- 42:12Speaker 2: fucking cop was out there with the fucking lights.
- 42:16Speaker 1: How old? How old were you? Huh? How were you?
- 42:19Speaker 2: I was like it was maybe like threteen, like twelve
- 42:22Speaker 2: or like yeah, I was like twelve.
- 42:24Speaker 1: Bro, like michievous to this day, you'll still do it
- 42:27Speaker 1: Like that's in my blood. Bro. I always like fucking
- 42:29Speaker 1: a good prank. Now if he gets if he's on one,
- 42:31Speaker 1: you can convince them to do some bad ship.
- 42:33Speaker 5: You on the payphone something right now. I used to
- 42:36Speaker 5: go skate and we were skating with drive by. We're
- 42:38Speaker 5: like passed by payphones and be like white women in
- 42:40Speaker 5: trouble just leave it hanging and just continue, you.
- 42:44Speaker 2: Know, white women in trouble, because I mean what else
- 42:48Speaker 2: would they come?
- 42:49Speaker 1: Right? I went in trouble, hang up, No you don't,
- 42:51Speaker 1: you just leave it over. It's called you rape.
- 42:54Speaker 5: You think people know what a payphone is nowadays? I
- 42:57Speaker 5: think so like the new generation right now.
- 43:00Speaker 1: I hope. So the new payphone is just a guy.
- 43:03Speaker 2: The only place I see a payphone that works still
- 43:05Speaker 2: is a hotel or Vegas.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Yeah, there's still some in Toronto, a few, like but
- 43:10Speaker 1: they work. Yeah, Drake just installed in front of his house.
- 43:15Speaker 2: That's like just like because you have money, just because
- 43:18Speaker 2: that's a little flex I guess. And then I have
- 43:23Speaker 2: a question. Well, I'm gonna asking you this one because
- 43:24Speaker 2: you're single. Would you rather date someone who's super hot
- 43:29Speaker 2: but boring or funny but mid super hot but boring.
- 43:35Speaker 2: You don't need to be funny, I'll do it. I'll
- 43:38Speaker 2: be funny. No, but I'm talking about like it like
- 43:40Speaker 2: she's hot, but like like there's like like you're just
- 43:43Speaker 2: fucking You're just like bro, Like the only time I'm
- 43:45Speaker 2: having fun is when I'm fucking like every time, I
- 43:48Speaker 2: just can't relate.
- 43:48Speaker 3: I hate her, Like were you just like we're just
- 43:51Speaker 3: day and night.
- 43:52Speaker 2: It's just so fucking boring, Like you're just like she
- 43:55Speaker 2: doesn't enjoy stand up it is she's just so boring.
- 43:58Speaker 2: But she's hot, so boring, and I'm sleepy all the time,
- 44:02Speaker 2: Like like did you look for excuses? Like you're trying
- 44:04Speaker 2: to podcast every day. Oh you try to you're trying
- 44:09Speaker 2: to podcast five days a week.
- 44:11Speaker 1: That's how boring your your ear? But she's not. And
- 44:14Speaker 1: how fun is the mid girl?
- 44:15Speaker 2: Oh dog, you're you're always You're always talking to us
- 44:18Speaker 2: about it. You're like bro, me and Mile anyone here
- 44:20Speaker 2: and this is that like you're like everybody's envious to
- 44:23Speaker 2: the fact that you have this hick because you're actually
- 44:25Speaker 2: genuinely look happy.
- 44:26Speaker 1: You guys make fun of her when I leave. No,
- 44:29Speaker 1: like we're still cool with her cause you're home, Like
- 44:30Speaker 1: you just gonna treat make fun of her when how
- 44:32Speaker 1: she looks when I leave the room.
- 44:34Speaker 2: It doesn't say if she's ugly, she's just funny, but
- 44:36Speaker 2: mid you know, like it's not ugly, she's just average.
- 44:38Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, then obviously that one you go with
- 44:41Speaker 1: the average hick. If she's super fun and my friends
- 44:44Speaker 1: like her, and yeah, that's pretty good. She's sucking down
- 44:47Speaker 1: for the cause I call her that's a real ass response.
- 44:50Speaker 1: And I just killed somebody. I like that. And then
- 44:53Speaker 1: when we get the money, we'll make her get plastic
- 44:54Speaker 1: surgery takes her up. You're like, I'll build her up. Yeah,
- 44:59Speaker 1: we'll build her up. Like a fucking two K character,
- 45:02Speaker 1: like a two character, like you know what you do?
- 45:05Speaker 1: You know what?
- 45:05Speaker 3: You want?
- 45:06Speaker 1: A pair of tits.
- 45:08Speaker 3: For this good behavior For a year, he racked up enough.
- 45:12Speaker 1: Point. Have you ever had a boring boring that I
- 45:17Speaker 1: hate her?
- 45:17Speaker 2: That I want to because if you're bored, bro, you
- 45:20Speaker 2: kind of hate it because I don't really hear like
- 45:22Speaker 2: on board these time.
- 45:23Speaker 1: Being sometimes being bored is nice.
- 45:25Speaker 2: I'm a very This pitch is boring all the time,
- 45:31Speaker 2: Like she makes me sigh like fool.
- 45:34Speaker 1: You're on your phone like non stop, and then you're
- 45:36Speaker 1: like you're just like this, just shut the fuck.
- 45:39Speaker 3: Up until until your dick gets hard, and then you're
- 45:44Speaker 3: just like.
- 45:45Speaker 1: Ah, I guess I got to meet them both. You
- 45:49Speaker 1: just want to fucking b it's just fucking ny to
- 45:54Speaker 1: see him.
- 45:55Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just like Nanny's fucking reaction right there.
- 46:00Speaker 1: Damn.
- 46:00Speaker 5: If you ask chat GBT to put it pull up
- 46:03Speaker 5: a picture of an average looking person, what.
- 46:05Speaker 1: Would it pull up an average looking person? What are
- 46:09Speaker 1: your guesses before you pull it up? What's an average
- 46:11Speaker 1: looking person? Because it can pull up an image, right,
- 46:14Speaker 1: but it's it's different to everybody, right, So what's.
- 46:17Speaker 5: An average American whatever, specific American living in LA.
- 46:22Speaker 1: But what is that to you? What does that look
- 46:24Speaker 1: like to you? Things? Average guy? Do you see as
- 46:30Speaker 1: a white guy? Do you see this as a Latino?
- 46:32Speaker 1: Do you see that?
- 46:32Speaker 3: I mean like race. I just think it's gonna be like.
- 46:35Speaker 1: What what do you first see in your head when
- 46:37Speaker 1: you think an average guy.
- 46:39Speaker 3: The average American California l a living person.
- 46:41Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you what's your what's your thought? My
- 46:45Speaker 2: thought is that white guy? No, no race, fat.
- 46:50Speaker 1: No race. You're just defending because you think it's a
- 46:53Speaker 1: white guy.
- 46:53Speaker 2: For real, it's gonna be trying to be it's gonna
- 46:56Speaker 2: be a fat person, an overweight person.
- 46:59Speaker 1: Think younger for a better answer. And this is gonna
- 47:01Speaker 1: take it some time. Overweight person, an overweight person.
- 47:06Speaker 3: I just generate me the image of the average woman
- 47:08Speaker 3: in her age.
- 47:09Speaker 1: If you think it's a white person, that's fucking colonization
- 47:12Speaker 1: winning right now.
- 47:13Speaker 3: No, no, no white.
- 47:14Speaker 5: I think you think because you live r here and
- 47:16Speaker 5: you have so much options for food and so much
- 47:18Speaker 5: auction for drugs and downers and things that make.
- 47:20Speaker 1: You hungry, you're very overweight.
- 47:23Speaker 5: I am he's gonna beat He's gonna beat the jumped
- 47:26Speaker 5: out the matrix.
- 47:27Speaker 1: You know, me and nitty for now. For now, one
- 47:32Speaker 1: day we might get fat again, don't you. Don't you
- 47:36Speaker 1: ever fucking wish that on me again?
- 47:37Speaker 2: Bro, there's the guy that goes to eat with me. Yeah,
- 47:40Speaker 2: bront every day. Baby, you might want to go back.
- 47:45Speaker 1: I don't, Bro, I'm in great shape.
- 47:46Speaker 5: I'm when like joined the dark side, Brout.
- 47:51Speaker 1: I go eat day. It's good. You're allowed to eat
- 47:55Speaker 1: if you're burning it off.
- 47:57Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, but I'm trying to get in like bodybuilder
- 47:59Speaker 2: shape and something.
- 48:00Speaker 1: Damn it's still majoringey Damn, that's crazy.
- 48:02Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty average. Imagine it's a picture of the
- 48:04Speaker 2: extra so curious.
- 48:05Speaker 1: Bro. I'm proud of you.
- 48:09Speaker 4: He's on for real, man. I mean even though, like me,
- 48:11Speaker 4: I fucking.
- 48:12Speaker 2: You don't believe me every time I tell you my
- 48:13Speaker 2: extra laurder I know, no, No, he's like for real.
- 48:17Speaker 1: I'm like, well, yeah, it's for real.
- 48:18Speaker 4: They shrink though, you know what I'm saying, So you
- 48:20Speaker 4: probably want two x. But anyways, I'm proud of you,
- 48:23Speaker 4: and but me personally, I kind of like you better
- 48:26Speaker 4: when you were fat.
- 48:29Speaker 1: Fat not fat? But why bro? Because I was insecure
- 48:32Speaker 1: and fucking just original size.
- 48:35Speaker 4: Like you know, I was like, fuck, he's on, like
- 48:38Speaker 4: what are you doing this?
- 48:39Speaker 1: Ship?
- 48:39Speaker 4: But not not for real? Man? You look good, though, I'm.
- 48:41Speaker 2: Trying to get fucking diesel dog. You know what I'm
- 48:43Speaker 2: saying that you're gonna get dinner. I think from here
- 48:45Speaker 2: you get buffer.
- 48:46Speaker 3: Yeah, it's probably the goal, but I still want to
- 48:48Speaker 3: get get thinner than buffer.
- 48:49Speaker 1: No.
- 48:49Speaker 2: Yes, it's probably like maybe ten more pounds and then
- 48:52Speaker 2: they start building you up, but just pure muscle. But
- 48:55Speaker 2: then you know your weight goes up, right, Yeah, but
- 48:57Speaker 2: as long as it's looking tone, I'll be cool with
- 48:59Speaker 2: it instead of pin Chick, just be Pinch's on.
- 49:04Speaker 1: Yeah, let's cool. You know what I'm saying. Let me
- 49:07Speaker 1: see what it generated? Though? Is the show yet? Oh?
- 49:11Speaker 1: Oh hold on, hold on.
- 49:14Speaker 3: About race?
- 49:15Speaker 1: No, I just said that average? What did you type in?
- 49:20Speaker 1: You know what DY like you with?
- 49:22Speaker 3: If you if this is average, that's pretty crazy.
- 49:24Speaker 1: What did you type in?
- 49:26Speaker 2: I said, can you generate the image of the average
- 49:30Speaker 2: woman in her twenty five and twenty five to thirty
- 49:33Speaker 2: in Los Angeles?
- 49:35Speaker 1: You're taking that average?
- 49:37Speaker 3: That's average?
- 49:39Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, right, Like, she's pretty, she's got
- 49:42Speaker 2: a cute.
- 49:42Speaker 1: If that's average, there must be like so many bring
- 49:46Speaker 1: but that is average though, So I mean the dating profile.
- 49:51Speaker 3: She lives like middle Eastern or Mexican or Hispanish or something.
- 49:54Speaker 4: But then if she like puts makeup on and do
- 49:57Speaker 4: you know, does her herself up, then she looks a
- 50:00Speaker 4: little bit more fire, you know for sure?
- 50:03Speaker 1: Yeah, no, see Moses is right though, Like Moses looking
- 50:06Speaker 1: at it. He was like, you know, if we take
- 50:07Speaker 1: this card in the car wash and yeah, but that's
- 50:10Speaker 1: what I'm saying. But if that's average, that's like, yeah,
- 50:12Speaker 1: Moses is looking at at the right way.
- 50:14Speaker 2: He was like, if we take this cord of the
- 50:15Speaker 2: car wash and getting a good fucking buff, put some
- 50:17Speaker 2: tints on it, put some tints on there like some cams.
- 50:20Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's.
- 50:22Speaker 3: There, you know what I mean, the right he's the
- 50:23Speaker 3: rightest feed mane food.
- 50:24Speaker 1: Yeah, like you looks like She looked like, I mean, hey,
- 50:27Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
- 50:28Speaker 2: We could probably start a tinder and then just swindle
- 50:30Speaker 2: money off of foods with the picture.
- 50:33Speaker 1: And you say, my people scam Come on, dog, it's
- 50:35Speaker 1: it's I get the h from you.
- 50:37Speaker 2: Dog, You got the scamming bug and what all of
- 50:40Speaker 2: a sudden he scams. Hey, everybody coming your social Security number.
- 50:45Speaker 1: For nitty? Please? Why is it giving me two? I
- 50:50Speaker 1: didn't ask for two. Whatever, give me one one hot one?
- 50:54Speaker 1: Oh man? Imagine the second one is naked, does with
- 51:00Speaker 1: TAGI on his own.
- 51:04Speaker 2: Give me somebody that I've never ever seen tits I
- 51:07Speaker 2: wouldn't find on the internet. It just some random ship.
- 51:14Speaker 1: Know there's certain things tragic BT won't like. Uh, it
- 51:17Speaker 1: just will not show you. But if you said pro
- 51:21Speaker 1: Israel tits doesn't show you. Huh. If you said pro
- 51:24Speaker 1: Israel tits, it would show you. They're just like shooting missiles.
- 51:28Speaker 1: Serpic gazza because Israel owns trag all that right.
- 51:33Speaker 3: Seriously, yeah, seriously, I want to stop using it.
- 51:39Speaker 1: They do, I swear to God, fool it's cool.
- 51:43Speaker 4: I mean you could raise, you could raise, you could
- 51:45Speaker 4: raise a kid off, which just using chat it helps
- 51:49Speaker 4: a lot chest.
- 51:49Speaker 1: But feel me, so information is power.
- 51:53Speaker 2: The second one that's kind of dolled up a little bit,
- 51:55Speaker 2: all right, that's like young and then this is like
- 51:56Speaker 2: her thirties.
- 51:57Speaker 1: Ah, he said twenty five thirty, So okay, twenty five.
- 52:02Speaker 2: She was looking kind of like you know, like twenty five,
- 52:04Speaker 2: she's kind of you know, you're like, oh damn, she
- 52:07Speaker 2: she got some life.
- 52:07Speaker 1: You know, she's kind of fine.
- 52:10Speaker 4: Oh the same one.
- 52:12Speaker 2: No, this is twenty five thirty and then right here
- 52:15Speaker 2: a couple of dudes fucked her.
- 52:17Speaker 1: She just has to wear makeup now. Still cute, but
- 52:19Speaker 1: you know, you know what I'm saying. You see a
- 52:22Speaker 1: little bit of the creases in there. Okay, would you
- 52:26Speaker 1: pop the balloon? Pop the balloon? You know you guys
- 52:30Speaker 1: ever seen that game Pop the Balloon on YouTube?
- 52:33Speaker 4: She's looking I mean, she's cute.
- 52:37Speaker 1: Versus not even real. That's like I thought you were
- 52:40Speaker 1: showing me your cousin from solved or check GBT for
- 52:45Speaker 1: her phone number? Your Apple suicide?
- 52:52Speaker 3: Will they give you a phone number?
- 52:54Speaker 1: I put it? What's this girl's number? Damnine?
- 53:02Speaker 2: I can't invent someone's phone number, especially for a random person.
- 53:06Speaker 1: And pick.
- 53:06Speaker 3: If you're trying to turn this into content, I can help.
- 53:14Speaker 1: Is on the road today? Just friends on you? You
- 53:19Speaker 1: just got friends one by cha like that is crazy? Though.
- 53:26Speaker 4: That reminds me, did you see that one? That one
- 53:29Speaker 4: thing that just happened?
- 53:30Speaker 1: Uh?
- 53:30Speaker 4: They ai dude from supposedly soap opera. He's a soap
- 53:35Speaker 4: opera actor. So they did an AI and he apparently
- 53:40Speaker 4: scammed fucking this one day.
- 53:41Speaker 2: Yeah, he scammed like tons of money doing that ship
- 53:45Speaker 2: off of you know, like yeah ship.
- 53:47Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you mean?
- 53:50Speaker 2: Foods are fucking just using chat GPT like swindle money
- 53:52Speaker 2: out of like romances from people like learning how to
- 53:56Speaker 2: talk to Like they'll create images and ship like there'll
- 53:58Speaker 2: be a dating profile, will be like, hit me a
- 54:00Speaker 2: picture yourself and they'll be like, here, I'll sell anyone
- 54:02Speaker 2: and then that and that person will be like picture
- 54:04Speaker 2: of this person at the beach and this isn't that
- 54:07Speaker 2: make it look more realistic? And it's crazy and they
- 54:09Speaker 2: smelldle people now because it's with chratchy BT.
- 54:12Speaker 1: It's easy. It's easy to just be like that's why
- 54:14Speaker 1: I said, Yo, let's created dating profile for her and O. No,
- 54:21Speaker 1: you can't get a f pictures.
- 54:22Speaker 3: Though, I bet you there are you think there are
- 54:24Speaker 3: chat gy bt O F You know what I mean,
- 54:29Speaker 3: It's all scamm bro At the end of the day,
- 54:32Speaker 3: these people are not.
- 54:33Speaker 2: Unless you know the bitch personally, like you're just like, look,
- 54:37Speaker 2: this bitch didn't shove a guerrilla.
- 54:38Speaker 1: Stick in her mouth.
- 54:43Speaker 2: In an actual gorilla, an actual gorilla, Like I'm not
- 54:46Speaker 2: talking about like you know what, you know your racist thoughts.
- 54:48Speaker 1: Bro Wow, I wasn't even thinking that. Now we know
- 54:51Speaker 1: what you were thinking. He's on your feeding sky Net.
- 54:58Speaker 1: It's not gonna kill me, all right.
- 55:01Speaker 3: And then if sky it is the ie word, that's great,
- 55:06Speaker 3: that's pretty scary. Sky It is tech support, tech support.
- 55:11Speaker 1: If anything, sky is going to keep the Indians alive.
- 55:14Speaker 1: So when you guys call, when you call sky Net
- 55:16Speaker 1: tech support for help, what do we do? We can
- 55:19Speaker 1: be like you should go fuck yourself because is coming
- 55:23Speaker 1: for you and your family? Would you is there anything
- 55:25Speaker 1: else I can have? You?
- 55:26Speaker 3: Did you try to turn it on and off?
- 55:29Speaker 1: If you could go back in time? Would you?
- 55:31Speaker 3: Like you know, like you you think we could like
- 55:32Speaker 3: square up with a kman.
- 55:34Speaker 8: He would beat the out of you, Like no, for real,
- 55:40Speaker 8: Like like you think we go back in time and
- 55:42Speaker 8: you're like, but you go, you get to go back
- 55:45Speaker 8: your diesel form, like you get to go back, Like
- 55:48Speaker 8: it doesn't matter.
- 55:48Speaker 1: He's primitive you have You're thinking like, no, he's gonna bro,
- 55:53Speaker 1: but we.
- 55:54Speaker 4: Have different like we have like upgraded fucking moves and
- 55:56Speaker 4: ship now like you know, but that.
- 55:59Speaker 1: Wool hunts up can end the fan. He has a
- 56:01Speaker 1: thicker skull. His hand is gonna be huge.
- 56:04Speaker 3: Bro, It's like twice fucking jiu jitsu this guy. Dude,
- 56:06Speaker 3: that's show what if you have, bro?
- 56:09Speaker 8: You m your height, you get close enough to me,
- 56:17Speaker 8: he'll bite you wherever.
- 56:18Speaker 4: Apple probably can't swing right, you know his technique. Yeah,
- 56:21Speaker 4: he just like starts. You know we're over here.
- 56:23Speaker 1: I got good like yeah, like what if? What if
- 56:27Speaker 1: you boys?
- 56:28Speaker 4: I'll take care of the podcast while karate kick him
- 56:30Speaker 4: and all types.
- 56:31Speaker 3: Of ship, you know, picking up a sticker or yeah,
- 56:34Speaker 3: you know some ship like that.
- 56:35Speaker 2: But you really don't think that that modern day human bro,
- 56:39Speaker 2: like you at your peak form, you can't show down
- 56:43Speaker 2: the cave man.
- 56:44Speaker 1: He shows up, he's already cave strength. It's it's next level,
- 56:48Speaker 1: next thing. Average two cave guys over come over. They're like,
- 56:51Speaker 1: what's the commotion outside? They they beat the funk out
- 56:56Speaker 1: of you.
- 56:57Speaker 2: Yeah, you think they're just all gonna be just then
- 57:00Speaker 2: they're gonna grape you after no pro because okay, wait,
- 57:03Speaker 2: all the videos or all the videos, all the simulations
- 57:06Speaker 2: and ship of those who's hunting.
- 57:07Speaker 3: They're all like very scared.
- 57:08Speaker 2: They're like, oh, like you know, they fucking like they
- 57:11Speaker 2: like attack and then they fucking jump around.
- 57:13Speaker 1: Bro.
- 57:13Speaker 3: But if you had a hands on and you're like.
- 57:15Speaker 2: We're still a bitch, we're gonna fucking just box it out.
- 57:17Speaker 2: I think you're gonna catch that food fucking.
- 57:19Speaker 1: Slipping dog, you're tripping dog.
- 57:22Speaker 3: You can fucking catch the fucking you go.
- 57:24Speaker 1: They're gonna be like I've never seen a Latino before.
- 57:26Speaker 1: Then they're gonna beat the free holders out of you.
- 57:28Speaker 3: I think it's gonna be like it's gonna be like.
- 57:30Speaker 1: Me trying to fight Mike Tyson. Yeah, I agree, no way.
- 57:35Speaker 3: Yeah, uh fucking checks all power.
- 57:40Speaker 1: What's up?
- 57:41Speaker 4: Because I'm thinking like we could probably suck one of
- 57:43Speaker 4: those fools up.
- 57:44Speaker 1: Maybe with all maybe with all the boys and you
- 57:48Speaker 1: have some weapons and ship. Yeah maybe if I was like,
- 57:50Speaker 1: he's going work the three three guys no weapons versus
- 57:54Speaker 1: three cave men no weapons. Cave Man win, can win, bro,
- 57:59Speaker 1: because they'll go savage. Okay something this just said. This
- 58:03Speaker 1: is a fire question.
- 58:04Speaker 2: It's like and it said Caveman advantages raw strength and durability.
- 58:10Speaker 2: Caveman were built from survival, lifting rocks, hunting animals, living
- 58:14Speaker 2: rough the bone density and natural toughness. It's probably way
- 58:18Speaker 2: above ours. You have to say, goodbody before you this
- 58:22Speaker 2: number two. No fear of injury. Caveman weren't thinking about
- 58:27Speaker 2: an ACL, tears or trap or tapouts.
- 58:30Speaker 1: It's fight to the death. And then three, what is it?
- 58:34Speaker 2: Wild fighting style, completely unpredictable, biting, eye gouging, and no rules.
- 58:39Speaker 1: All right, all right, So.
- 58:40Speaker 2: That's like a caveman pros and con and it's to
- 58:43Speaker 2: say a modern day where all UFC prepped, we're going
- 58:46Speaker 2: over there.
- 58:47Speaker 3: The advantages. We got skill and technique.
- 58:51Speaker 2: A fighter knows how to choke, submissions, striking, combos and
- 58:54Speaker 2: takedowns stuff a caveman wouldn't even recognize.
- 58:57Speaker 1: You know, see, you know what I'm saying. You can't
- 58:59Speaker 1: hit the food, but of arm, fuck you break his
- 59:02Speaker 1: arm brow, he's done house kick. You know.
- 59:08Speaker 2: Second conditioning and cardio what is it? You would be
- 59:12Speaker 2: trained to be in controlled environments, diet conditioning, and it
- 59:17Speaker 2: could outlast the caveman's stamina. You don't really got that
- 59:20Speaker 2: much that much stamina, bro like realistically.
- 59:23Speaker 3: But you're eating just raw food.
- 59:28Speaker 2: But but you're in teap you're in tip top shape
- 59:31Speaker 2: going in there, you're diesel bro And then and the
- 59:34Speaker 2: last but not lead speed and precision caveman, what is it?
- 59:39Speaker 2: We're strong, but probably clumsy compared to a polished fighter
- 59:43Speaker 2: with with elite reflexes.
- 59:45Speaker 1: Once they grab and hold on to you, they'll probably
- 59:47Speaker 1: literally bite your neck just with their nails. Broy'n.
- 59:52Speaker 2: Okay, So, and it says who wins street fight no rules.
- 59:57Speaker 2: A caveman has a chance because of brute streng ain't
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: savagery and no fear. Imagine him just smashing bones and
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: not caring about the damage.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: Oh shit, that is crazy though to think about.
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: In an octagon modern fighter wins, he'd leg kick, jab
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: and choke the fuck out of a caveman before the
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: bruit strait could even matter. Okay, So if you get
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: like a fucking a rampage, if you get like the
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: rampage sun and just fucking just beat that fool up
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: in there like and then and then weapons involved caveman
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: all day. They lived and died by clubs, spears and rocks. Okay,
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: but we're not involving weapons, so we're talking about a
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: hand human.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: We are right now is probably the lowest form of
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: human that we've had so far, probably the most intelligent,
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: but the least able body. Yeah, because we've come from survival.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: We did we did the Arctic.
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: We fought living intense fucking fighting off animals until we
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: got technology and shit, and now we fucking we take
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: warm baths. Okay, but if you're like Mike Tyson, Like
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: if you're in Mike Tyson's strength or form and you're
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: going back there, you mean you can't tell me.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: You can't just be like, yo, get away from me.
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: You just fucking like dog.
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: Would you even touch this kve man knowing how bad
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: this stinks he's in.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: A bacteria Yeah, probably shiitting you're on you while you're
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: holding him, that'd be crazy, Like, well, he's probably so
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: good that it's probably like a rabbit ship pellets. But like, okay,
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: with that, we're talking about no weapons.
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: I think if you okay, it's like if you were
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: to like literally catch his food, like if it's who
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: wants to square up and then he don't. He don't
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: know about you rushing. He's never been rushed before. He
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: was trying to get up to that food and just bamn, like.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: He'll be so shocked. He'll be like what the fuck,
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: Like we usually throw a spear like that's the get down.
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: You know, you will trying to buy your dick off,
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: but like food, come on dog like like modern day fighter. Bro,
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: you mean you can't. You mean Floyd Mayweather can't dodge
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: this fool ship? You know what I mean? Like this
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: was swinging, this was coming around.
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: We're talking about elite athletes, bro.
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: Talking about you. I'm not no, I wouldn't go back
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: and do that.
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: I'm picking up Kimbo slice versus the fucking cave man.
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: Chimboe died right, Yeah I know, but I'm just saying
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: Kimbo slices his prime.
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: You can hold it down with a cave man.
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: Dogs win for sure, I think so. But these guys
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: are he fucking made that guys? I pop out, Bro.
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: These guys were in Neanderthals, Like their skulls were so thick,
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: like they probably.
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: Want a turn off button, whether in your jaw like.
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: The different look. Never look this up.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: If a gorilla would hypothetically have some boxing skills and
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: fight another gorilla and hit a motherfucker in his jaw line,
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: like where the off button is at for a lot
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: of humans. The gorilla's getting knocked out, but nobody the
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: gorillas aren't trained fighters.
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: So I'm just saying, if a cave man and like
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: he don't.
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: Know where it's coming from, that fool's like running around,
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: but you just happen to catch him swinging and you
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: break this fool's jaws and you hit him in the
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: temple and he knocks out. He ain't never been rocked
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: like that before, or he's never gonna see it coming.
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: He won't even know how to block. He's probably gonna
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: do everything bite you and try to grab you and
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: try to But like if you land a solid one
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: of him and you're like a Tyson or Kimbo slize,
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: you could break the motherfucker's ship.
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: Bro keep a piece of bacon in your pocket so
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: he smells it and he's like, what the fuck is that?
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: Distract him? Cut his throat while he eats it.
- 1:03:20Speaker 4: Also, those foods are probably like you know, like it
- 1:03:23Speaker 4: says it's clumsy, they're just they don't they're not They're
- 1:03:25Speaker 4: not fast.
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: Yeah, like that motherfucker would have to get faster with
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: this food, fast enough to survive for humans. But there
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: were hunters and gatherers. Bro So that means you attack
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: and run, but.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: You're getting If you're saying we get the most we
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: are in the best shape, then we have to get
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: the best in shape cave man too to be fair, Well, no,
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: because there's them foods. They do what they do. They're
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: not like some are in shape because they're warriors and
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: hunters and some are gatherers. So you don't get to
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: fight a gatherer. You get to fight their fucking top.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: Warrior to warrior, hit the top cave man, caves man,
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: the guy who sucks every other cave man's wife. You see.
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: Imagine going back in time and giving one of these
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: fools a gun.
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: Kills himself. You know, how would you feel like you
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: go back in time?
- 1:04:19Speaker 5: Even would you go visit these places that have like
- 1:04:23Speaker 5: like they're still living. But what there's islands where people
- 1:04:28Speaker 5: that were like people. We know that people live there,
- 1:04:30Speaker 5: but they're tribal people. They don't they don't live like
- 1:04:33Speaker 5: regular people. They live back in the day style.
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: Oh like that island when they killed that Christian cannibals
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: or untouched tribes I've seen shot.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: But you go back that's like the probably trying to
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: was the last one. And if you shout up, they
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: would one hundred percent try to kill you, right, because
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: they're cannibals. It's like that. Not cannibals, they are, But
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: it's just that you're an unknown person coming into an allow,
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: the white man, and they know that, of course, especially
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: you because you look white.
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: So I speak hello, sirs, and so can I help you?
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: Do you guys believe in Jesus Christ. I would never
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: say that. What would you say? It's your first intro
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: to undocumented not undocumented sorry indigenous people. You're the first
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: person outside of the tribe to make contact. What would
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: you say? Hi?
- 1:05:23Speaker 5: Like this and the head nod Hi, hey, hey, and
- 1:05:29Speaker 5: then you gotta kind of give them the bow with.
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: First thing.
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: Oh honestly, I think I think that would go off
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: way better.
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: You give an offering. I bring you herbs spices? Would
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: you bring spices? Just bring the herb.
- 1:05:46Speaker 3: Spices to let you in?
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: Bagine, bro, What would you do? Would you?
- 1:05:51Speaker 3: Because they let you in and then they okay to
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: give them smoke this and the okay and then they
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: tell you smoke this.
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: You smoke something out that there cooking.
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know if I could do that.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: There's mushrooms.
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: But then it's like smoke it or we eat you.
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: But then you're a part of you're the popular guy
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: because you're like this fucking the celebrity or the new
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: guy in the tribe. Yeah, tribe girls.
- 1:06:13Speaker 3: You still can't go against what they say.
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: You know, like if you went into an undocumented tribe, like,
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: how would you you're first? Can I take a gun? No? No,
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: you're just what what would you your first interaction trying
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: to make peace? I guess you can said, bring a blunt.
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: You have to make an offering from what I hear,
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: so like probably like like like try to like.
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: Take a bunch of like meat and just give it
- 1:06:34Speaker 3: to these rules.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: They think it's poison.
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: I told.
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: I told, then I bring herbs and have on smoke
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: and then and be like what if they call something
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: and they tell you to hey.
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: Smoke alcohol alcohol.
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: Yeah, so I can corrupt them and then eventually yeah,
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: and then eventually I have dominance over them.
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: So they have a really like they have a they
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: marry their wives. Well I don't, it's not about their wives.
- 1:06:57Speaker 5: I would just be like, so they want to they
- 1:06:59Speaker 5: have a defend ever man be the president.
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: They have a dependency, and then then to the zone dollar. Yeah,
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. And then you know, then
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: I'm having meetings with I'm having meetings with President Bukell.
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: After that, Uh, some homesick blues. You know that's perfect
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: for you because you're Canadian.
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: You know you're probably homesick.
- 1:07:19Speaker 3: I'm home now, Hey, this is now, do you bet
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: I'm going to.
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: I'm about to get my first place October first, the
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: keys to my new place hopefully October first, and that
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: I literally got here October first last year, so my
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: in my one year, one year mark, getting my new spot.
- 1:07:34Speaker 3: We're doing nos on Nitty's fucking October.
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: First, all right, Yeah, we're all doing.
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: We're gonna put in our cars and drive really fast.
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: We're got fucking not very far, very far drinking. Is
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: it a whiskey? Yes, my last one too. I gotta
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: fucking I gotta work after this. He's gonna go talk
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: to Manny.
- 1:07:57Speaker 5: I hope everything's going good. Shout out of hood, eat,
- 1:08:00Speaker 5: you know, holding it down for the chickens booth right
- 1:08:02Speaker 5: now and fumes l A. If you're in l A,
- 1:08:05Speaker 5: go hit them up. Stop buying some chek lits next week.
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: That one was strong.
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: We have some merch from over there. That was bourbon whiskey.
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: Oh my god, you get that tastes like you were
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: mad at me.
- 1:08:17Speaker 3: I smelled it and I told him it too.
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: I was like, what you have in that bottle over
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: there is better.
- 1:08:23Speaker 3: I'm so scared to drink this.
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: It feels like your father hate you. Yeah, we should
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: have never done that shot.
- 1:08:31Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 1:08:35Speaker 4: Yeah, that one's good. I think I'm good too. I
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: think I'm good. But unless they you know what I mean,
- 1:08:39Speaker 4: they want.
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: Us to, and they the fans always want us to,
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: unless you know, jump off the bridge to see if
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: we do it? Come he would you go back and
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: get it grow pregnant? Would they let you smash? Probably
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: looked like a cave dude with long hair, but you're
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: like to but you're like, yo, hey, I start the
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: knitty lineage. Keep the blood. Report reports a pocket full
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: of lighters. Now they give birth to a baby, and
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: instead of hunting like the rest of them. I tell jokes,
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: I would find the leader. I would find I'll find
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: the leader. Give let me funk your daughter, and I
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: will give you six I will give you six lighters.
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, before you even and then I get
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: to become the prince of the town.
- 1:09:29Speaker 5: Before you even ask this permission. You have to think, right,
- 1:09:32Speaker 5: You're like, okay, you want to fuck this cave girl?
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: Right? And then you're like, what is this? You look
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: like has the best and she listen to the ocean?
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: What is your You.
- 1:09:43Speaker 4: Know, like, I'm trying to infection for this. I'm looking
- 1:09:47Speaker 4: for the best looking case cave woman.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: But hey, bro, but like what if you don't? You
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: know you give give me your best? The leader probably
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: has her. Probably nothing.
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: This is going into the cave. You come here, we go.
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: I would come in like I would act like I'll
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: put on my best Tim Allen impression.
- 1:10:10Speaker 3: Have you ever tried fucking walking like an ape?
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: That? It is hard. I don't know why you would
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: do it? Hurts your nules?
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: Do you have to squat to the floor?
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: Pretty? You run around your house like that? I tried it.
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: It looks like an ape he runs up and down
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: the room. You can't do it.
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: Your arms have to be longer than your fucking It's
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: just crazy. That's why, that's why you can't. Like you can't.
- 1:10:35Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, and you think then he's gonna suck us up.
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: Okay, it's not an ape.
- 1:10:39Speaker 4: Oh I think you said.
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: Closer to than you are, probably longer arms than you, dog.
- 1:10:43Speaker 5: But that's the same for this cave man. And we're
- 1:10:45Speaker 5: talking about an average caveman. I think it's seven feet
- 1:10:47Speaker 5: in up seven feet I think so seven as Chad.
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: The caveman is smack dog. Say you that much? I think.
- 1:10:58Speaker 3: John Jones in there.
- 1:11:00Speaker 6: Damn.
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: I still I'm still tripping on that picture of like, Yo,
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: this is average girl.
- 1:11:03Speaker 3: You want to you want that number?
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: Yo?
- 1:11:08Speaker 5: If it's fucking chat Jip, why does it have the
- 1:11:11Speaker 5: fucking palm trees in the background like it lives like
- 1:11:13Speaker 5: south central I put in.
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: L A and it probably knows. How has you by
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: the fucking taint dog? Her name is? You're Chatt? That
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: girl that the home?
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: Why Why are you so against chat jipt Bro? You'r
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: afraid it's gonna still your material and then it's.
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: Gonna be I'm not. It's just everybody uses it. True.
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: It gives you the best answer. It holds your balls
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: while it talks to you.
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: Oh, they said, uh, you're afraid of being loved or
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: what not by a fucking algorithm.
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you right now, brother woman, it's
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: gonna agree with everything you say. I don't want I
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: want that. I don't get that.
- 1:11:53Speaker 5: Bill Gates came out and said that the said the
- 1:11:56Speaker 5: top ten things that AI is about to take over
- 1:11:58Speaker 5: next year, what is it? I don't remember them all,
- 1:12:01Speaker 5: but one of them.
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: Was tech support call him Bill Gaze.
- 1:12:04Speaker 3: The other one was, uh, Expedia style stuff.
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: Expedia no one even uses. I thought you might. I
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: thought you might, Internet Explorer.
- 1:12:13Speaker 5: I don't like finding hotels rates and this and that.
- 1:12:17Speaker 5: And then another one was.
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: Prostitution looking for it.
- 1:12:27Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy though, to take over for sure.
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: Hey, by the way, everybody, make sure you guys get
- 1:12:33Speaker 2: your super chats in because we're doing two superchat giveaways.
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: We're two Caliblaze jars and one for Patreon as well,
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: and we are also going to be taking phone calls.
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: We are also going to be taking phone calls. If
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: you guys want us to open up the phone lines
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: before we get into the super chats, why don't you
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: go ahead and let us know in the chat when
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: we'll take a few phone calls, call us with the
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: problem advice shout outs. Hey, you hate your boss, you
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: love your wife? You hate it Indian people?
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: Let us know?
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: Wow, chill dog, Why you gotta say that, bro?
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: I'll solve a poor am I right?
- 1:13:11Speaker 4: You think people are using uh, comedians are using chat.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: For jokes for real? Yeah, because you put the number
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: of a bunch of frauds out there, I'm calling you
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: all up.
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, let me give you guys the number,
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: all right, so I can actually two one three stop
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: food stop Sorry, Yeah, you're about to confuse them, all right?
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: One The four number is four two four two two
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: seven five four five seven.
- 1:13:38Speaker 3: You guys could call up.
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: We are connected to say one more time to the
- 1:13:43Speaker 2: fucking bluetooth.
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: So make sure you guys can call up.
- 1:13:46Speaker 5: Are you going to show off the jewelry before you
- 1:13:48Speaker 5: start asking for phone calls?
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: Show off the what.
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: Like the fucking uh?
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: Those those schools the jewelry like on TV?
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: Oh when they used to they used to be like
- 1:13:58Speaker 3: right on QVC. Hey, we have two pairs of.
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: All right, everybody, put your headphones on so you can
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: hear them.
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: What's up? Thank you for colling. We don't smeke the same?
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: Whose is yo is? Yeah? What's up for you're on air?
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: What's cracking? Who's this? Hey?
- 1:14:21Speaker 7: Hold on, let me let me put mute on this ship, bro,
- 1:14:23Speaker 7: because I can hear you. You know the feedback.
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: Che You should have done that before you called yoedy
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: tout the up, be prepared.
- 1:14:33Speaker 7: Nity, Hey, Hey, can I can I send a medicine nitty?
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: Bro?
- 1:14:37Speaker 7: Go ahead, yo, nitty You look Mexican.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: Thank you, bro?
- 1:14:42Speaker 7: You're Hella Indian.
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: You caught it.
- 1:14:44Speaker 7: Why are you saying number one Mexican podcast?
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: Because you are? You Mexican anyway, That's why. I don't
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: know what you said, but I assume that was a
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: yes in Mexican. So that's why. Because you listen number
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: one Mexican podcast, we even got you.
- 1:15:00Speaker 9: I'm with your idiot. I love you guys man.
- 1:15:02Speaker 7: You guys make me fucking laugh. I'm watching right now
- 1:15:04Speaker 7: with my girl. We're having a good time.
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: Man.
- 1:15:06Speaker 7: Talk to you, guys man. We don't the same.
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: That's a solid chick, bro. You watched you get to
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: watch the podcast with hur eat that one though.
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: That's tight.
- 1:15:12Speaker 7: Yeah, bro, she doesn't even get mad at nothing.
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: She loves it being check out. Good girlfriend. What's her name?
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: What's his name? First? He said it. What is it,
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: louise E M.
- 1:15:21Speaker 7: B Flame?
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah whatever?
- 1:15:23Speaker 4: Emb flavor E n B.
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: Flame podcast too.
- 1:15:26Speaker 7: Brof you guys watcheck it out Loose Bros.
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: Podcasts, Broke out, Loose Bros Podcasmber two.
- 1:15:31Speaker 7: Mexican podcast in America.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: Dog respect Bro, those Bros podcasts.
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about. Bro, hey Man, Shout out
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: to you, Dog, shout out to your lady.
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: Thank you for watching it.
- 1:15:44Speaker 5: Same team, Yeah, Bro, first caller, I got it dog
- 1:15:48Speaker 5: Bro guys too.
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: Oh yeah, see you guys could call up right now
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: and chop it up and talk to us.
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: You don't even have to have a problem or something. Yeah.
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: Why was that guy mad at the number one pore?
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: Number one? He was mad? He was found out at
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: the ending. Why because he had a number two Mexican podcast.
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: That's why he's trying to catch up this thing.
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: He was like, shut the fuck up. Yeah, this one
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: is way more on point than the other one.
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: Yeah. But if anybody wants to sound it great, we
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: have a good fucking shout out to Ray.
- 1:16:21Speaker 3: It was all funny games films.
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: Making it happen for two four two two seven five
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: four five seven Call Up and say what's up? If
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: you really fucking fuck with the podcast, ship, call up
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: and tell us what your favorite three chickens were too. Yeah, straight,
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: all right, we're.
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: Getting seven zero away five.
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: Thank you for calling that. We don't smoke the same
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: podcast you are live on air?
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: Who is this? Ralph? Ralph? Ralph? Who's this bay? What's up?
- 1:16:53Speaker 10: What's up?
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: What up? Bro?
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: Turned down? Your your your your laptop or whoever you're
- 1:16:58Speaker 2: listening to.
- 1:16:59Speaker 6: Ohyeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, what's what's up for?
- 1:17:02Speaker 6: This is uh dj mewtwo.
- 1:17:05Speaker 3: Dj mewtwo ship?
- 1:17:07Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, freaking you guys know Sona you got
- 1:17:11Speaker 6: Sona right, Sonata.
- 1:17:19Speaker 11: I love you guys dogs.
- 1:17:20Speaker 9: I don't have that much money.
- 1:17:21Speaker 6: I was a super chat all the time, but I've
- 1:17:23Speaker 6: been a fan for a long ass time.
- 1:17:25Speaker 4: Thank you, bro. We appreciate your support regardless. Don't even trip.
- 1:17:28Speaker 4: Just let me know what you want nitty to do?
- 1:17:32Speaker 6: Uh just look like a monkey dog.
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: Like a monkey not me, bro doing it at home already.
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: We'll send you a video of it if you.
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: Want to do it, stretch your arms out. If you
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: make some more money and donate to the we'll see.
- 1:17:51Speaker 4: We'll see if anybody's down to fucking throwing some some shape.
- 1:17:54Speaker 4: Won't make him see if he does that.
- 1:17:56Speaker 6: Before the man, you guys are like the best dog.
- 1:17:59Speaker 6: They should they should have though, but you guys are
- 1:18:01Speaker 6: just keep doing what together doing.
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: Man, everyone else, thanks for listening, Dog, Thank you, Bro.
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: Appreciate you, man, thank you.
- 1:18:07Speaker 6: For number one Mexican podcast in America.
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: Let's go.
- 1:18:13Speaker 11: Let's go, hey and try your stuff.
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: Man.
- 1:18:16Speaker 6: But I've been so tempted to try your stuff, like, Bro,
- 1:18:19Speaker 6: I just need to order it. And I've been picking
- 1:18:22Speaker 6: up over here from I've been picking up from over
- 1:18:24Speaker 6: here with some dude names black and Yellow. I guess
- 1:18:27Speaker 6: they wont like the okay you put the best pants
- 1:18:31Speaker 6: like two years ago.
- 1:18:32Speaker 3: Yeah, black and yellows cool. They're a big company. There's
- 1:18:34Speaker 3: a homies like now.
- 1:18:35Speaker 6: This was like, I don't know, they should be getting
- 1:18:37Speaker 6: me sick and ship, bro, Like we tell.
- 1:18:41Speaker 5: You guys, you see what we post up, you come
- 1:18:43Speaker 5: through if you don't, if you can't even bite it. Look,
- 1:18:45Speaker 5: so we got this sesch going on. It's called fumes
- 1:18:48Speaker 5: l A Tuesdays and Thursdays. Right we go post up?
- 1:18:51Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, I got my stuff there.
- 1:18:53Speaker 1: I must get easy to get someone. I'm gonna have
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: pull up. Bro.
- 1:18:58Speaker 5: You could lounge. They could come with nothing. They charge
- 1:19:01Speaker 5: fight dollars at the door.
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:19:02Speaker 3: You could come in stay same team, Bro, I'll spark
- 1:19:05Speaker 3: up a hash.
- 1:19:05Speaker 6: Bro.
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: We can smoke one from all.
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: We're all usually there if we don't have work, Bro,
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: we're all at the sets usually whenever we go.
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: So like, either you could come say wherever you start,
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: people start problems. It's a lot of us.
- 1:19:17Speaker 3: Yeah, so like you know, downtown l a bro, pull up?
- 1:19:22Speaker 6: Oh yeah yeah bro o little story over here, or
- 1:19:27Speaker 6: joined the secret not fucking what what's up?
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: Or joined the secret menu? Dog, there's a exclusive ship
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: on there, you know.
- 1:19:34Speaker 11: Oh yeah, yeah, hell yeah, for sure, all you guys
- 1:19:38Speaker 11: are in there right check.
- 1:19:39Speaker 3: Let that more bro, That secret MANU goes hard to everybody.
- 1:19:45Speaker 6: All right, Oh yeah, thank you for fucking seating right now.
- 1:19:49Speaker 6: I can't believe I'm talking to you guys like talking
- 1:19:52Speaker 6: and fucking.
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: Thanks for calling.
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: Dog, do you want to talk to I mean, hey, bro,
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: we recently opened up the phone lines. We got this
- 1:19:59Speaker 2: ship to cure, so I mean, hey, bro, you're gonna
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: be able to call up every now and then, especially
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: when we don't have a guest, or sometimes maybe we do.
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: When we do have a guest, we'll take a few
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: fucking questions. But we have a pretty big guest. But uh,
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: we we love tapping in with you guys, because the
- 1:20:14Speaker 2: show wouldn't be going on with us. We're almost at
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: twenty five thousand subscribers, so it's pretty dope. And thank
- 1:20:19Speaker 2: you to everybody who watches the replays and who watches
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: it live.
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what it is.
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: We we we just appreciate you regardless, even if you're
- 1:20:27Speaker 2: super chatting or not.
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: That shit can matter to everybody who watches it. Like you, Bro,
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: we appreciate you.
- 1:20:33Speaker 11: Yeah, I'll call again, man, I got some crazy stories
- 1:20:35Speaker 11: like the house parties over.
- 1:20:36Speaker 6: Here in the ie.
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: So you're really a DJ, like I'm.
- 1:20:39Speaker 11: Thirty four nineties kid, Long times party two times?
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: Are you really? Yeah?
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: So give us one quick wild story dog from here
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: for your for your DJs.
- 1:20:49Speaker 6: I'll be here in rialto I want to say two
- 1:20:51Speaker 6: thousand and ten and put through a grenadi in a
- 1:20:53Speaker 6: backyard house party.
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: What the fuck, bro, somebody to grenade in the fucking
- 1:20:59Speaker 2: backyard party?
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:21:01Speaker 6: It was some crew named Royal ass. I didn't go
- 1:21:05Speaker 6: to it, but I heard about it and foods like
- 1:21:08Speaker 6: breaking the houses and fucking j.
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: Like was that fools? Like?
- 1:21:14Speaker 3: This is for cheap time.
- 1:21:15Speaker 6: Yeah, there was one injury.
- 1:21:16Speaker 9: There was one injury.
- 1:21:18Speaker 6: Well fucking arm or some ship. Yeah, well a lot
- 1:21:26Speaker 6: of black food.
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: So that for sure said that ship. This is for
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: cheap times.
- 1:21:31Speaker 5: Crazy, Be safe out there, be safe out there.
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: Yoh yeah, be safe out there.
- 1:21:37Speaker 10: Bro.
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: We appreciate you. Uh, what is it? Caught it up? Bro?
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: That's a crazy story. A grenade at a party? Bro?
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: That is wow. Bro, that's crazy.
- 1:21:44Speaker 11: I have more, but I don't want to take you
- 1:21:46Speaker 11: guys this time.
- 1:21:46Speaker 6: I'll fucking call back next time and ship.
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: Thanks for college, brother, hell.
- 1:21:50Speaker 11: Yeah, keep it up man, hell yeah, Needy, I'll be
- 1:21:54Speaker 11: sharing your ship too. I'll tell you everybody.
- 1:21:56Speaker 6: Hey man, check this fucking Mexican Indian food.
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: I appreciate you, bro, thanks for the support. You already
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: know what it is. Halloween podcast.
- 1:22:05Speaker 11: Try your ship.
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: But like October, we're pulling up a turbance. Dog, We're
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: doing let's go for my people, all right.
- 1:22:15Speaker 6: I got your back, guys. I'm a good one.
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: Thank you, dog.
- 1:22:18Speaker 10: Love y'all.
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: Love y'all love you too.
- 1:22:20Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bro's dope to check in with the people.
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: I think we have another phone call.
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: All right, let's got no one more phone call one
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: zero zero.
- 1:22:31Speaker 3: I see XG in the chat room too, soap XG
- 1:22:33Speaker 3: was cracking doc.
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: Hey, what up?
- 1:22:35Speaker 3: You're on the We Don't Smoke the Same podcast?
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: So? What's cracking? Hello? Hello? It was Gyo?
- 1:22:46Speaker 2: Okayn, you hear us? We don't smoke the same podcast.
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: I'm gonna hang up. I can't hear you. Bye bye bye.
- 1:22:54Speaker 2: I have to say like an Arab bye bye. He
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: has to say it like when I say about like
- 1:23:02Speaker 2: I usually like trying to diference, like person, what up
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: here on the we don't Smoke the same podcast?
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: Yo?
- 1:23:13Speaker 12: What's going on?
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: Ray? Well? This is one?
- 1:23:17Speaker 3: Was cracking dog?
- 1:23:18Speaker 12: Who's this zone? Okay? I like when already laughs?
- 1:23:22Speaker 9: He just hung up on me.
- 1:23:24Speaker 12: Hey, shout out to me.
- 1:23:25Speaker 9: I missed you in Austin, Texas.
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: Brother, who are we talking to?
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: Who are we talking to?
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: Introduce yourself? Your name's Austin.
- 1:23:34Speaker 13: I just want to.
- 1:23:35Speaker 12: Say what the I love you guys. Uh, Rather, that's
- 1:23:40Speaker 12: hilarious man, everybody, Uh shout out, you know all you guys. Man.
- 1:23:52Speaker 3: Fuck, yeah, Bro, I appreciate who is this?
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: Who are we talking to? Spill Bill? I was like,
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: this is this? One's name has to be Bill. It's sucking.
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: A said, y'all, don't do the dog you think so?
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: I think? So? What's your name? Dog? What are you smoking?
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: He's gone, he's done, It's over. You know what I mean? Yeah,
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: that's who hung up? Yeah, you're right, Yo.
- 1:24:26Speaker 2: Fun, This motherfucker's onto something, y'all. They know people can
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: do that. You could just be like, you could just
- 1:24:33Speaker 2: have it like yeah, no, No, it has its own mind, bro.
- 1:24:37Speaker 3: You can literally be like, hey, we're gonna say what's up?
- 1:24:39Speaker 4: Say what's up?
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: We're getting into the seven voice. Hello, who is this colleague?
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: Well Brandon Brandon?
- 1:24:57Speaker 13: Brandon?
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, do you listen to the podcast? Yo?
- 1:25:03Speaker 13: Yo, Brandad. I'm a Brandon.
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: You're a family guy.
- 1:25:09Speaker 13: A super big fan. You guys hooked me up every
- 1:25:12Speaker 13: time I go to your guys' middle event little events.
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: Doug and disrespectful live on the air.
- 1:25:20Speaker 12: You're right, I'm sorry.
- 1:25:22Speaker 2: Nor Brandon is like psyched if we appreciate you, dog,
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: We love that you pull up. We're just they just
- 1:25:30Speaker 2: give you a hard time put Arnold.
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: Back on it.
- 1:25:35Speaker 13: Wait wait wait wait, I don't know what to say.
- 1:25:38Speaker 13: Oh wait wait wait, you guys want to hear about
- 1:25:40Speaker 13: my day to day?
- 1:25:41Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, let's hear about your day. What's going on?
- 1:25:45Speaker 13: All right? So I go to LA Film School. I'm
- 1:25:47Speaker 13: in a business bastlor's program right there.
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: Okay, shout out, thank you.
- 1:25:54Speaker 13: Thank you. A lot of big heads go there, big
- 1:25:57Speaker 13: heads go there. It's pretty nice.
- 1:25:59Speaker 7: But yeah, just I wan't say thank you, guys.
- 1:26:01Speaker 13: So today was the latter to day. Here's my achievement.
- 1:26:05Speaker 13: They has the last day of.
- 1:26:05Speaker 1: The and what happened?
- 1:26:08Speaker 13: And you know the professors, you know these professors in
- 1:26:11Speaker 13: LA they're really like up tight. You know, they don't
- 1:26:15Speaker 13: they don't have time for us kids.
- 1:26:17Speaker 9: They're not like.
- 1:26:19Speaker 13: Juke Go professors. These are elite LA Hollywood professors. Yeah exactly,
- 1:26:27Speaker 13: they you know Hollywood. And we'll get in and out.
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:26:32Speaker 13: And this girl she like had like a awesome question
- 1:26:37Speaker 13: and it was a survey where it taken and it
- 1:26:40Speaker 13: was on the question. It was like a long question
- 1:26:43Speaker 13: and she was having confusion on she didn't like the
- 1:26:47Speaker 13: way I commented back on her question to help her out.
- 1:26:51Speaker 13: I said, it's pretty simple, you just just figure out
- 1:26:55Speaker 13: the emotion. And she pulled me outside of class at
- 1:26:59Speaker 13: the end of class, like what she's saying, say, get ship.
- 1:27:04Speaker 13: I called her out on it. He's like, I'm not
- 1:27:06Speaker 13: the one to be talking.
- 1:27:08Speaker 1: To what this is for a class of segment, Doug.
- 1:27:13Speaker 13: She got mad because my my comment I commented on her.
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: I think I think she got mad as you said,
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: it's pretty.
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: Sid Yeah, like I think she probably felt like she
- 1:27:23Speaker 2: probably thought you meant it from like, uh, insulting point
- 1:27:26Speaker 2: of view.
- 1:27:26Speaker 3: But that's just hilarious though, to go from that to
- 1:27:30Speaker 3: I'm not the.
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: One for the zero to one hundred, one hundred.
- 1:27:35Speaker 13: If you got a problem with me, take it to
- 1:27:37Speaker 13: the dean or talk to the professor. If she's making
- 1:27:39Speaker 13: you feel hot on the spot, I said, that's Hollywood.
- 1:27:43Speaker 13: I think you can't handle last in school. I don't
- 1:27:46Speaker 13: know what the fuck you're gonna do. Okay, can you
- 1:27:48Speaker 13: right up?
- 1:27:48Speaker 4: Can you tell he's going to guess the race of
- 1:27:51Speaker 4: the this girl.
- 1:27:54Speaker 3: I'm gonna get. I'm gonna say she's white.
- 1:27:57Speaker 7: She's she's she's Latina, she's I guess you're white because.
- 1:28:08Speaker 6: On the last day.
- 1:28:10Speaker 3: That's the last day you see.
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: Hey man, But hey, food, thank you for calling up. Bro.
- 1:28:14Speaker 2: We appreciate chopping it up with you. Thank you so much, brother,
- 1:28:17Speaker 2: Thanks for calling dog.
- 1:28:19Speaker 7: How fun?
- 1:28:20Speaker 13: They say the hydrated you.
- 1:28:21Speaker 1: To wrap it up tick wise not conversationalise.
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: All right, hey man, you know we've been getting some
- 1:28:28Speaker 2: crazy college You know what's crazy some of these fools
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: having like it's crazy how they say, like, yo, I
- 1:28:33Speaker 2: don't super chatter anyd.
- 1:28:34Speaker 3: But I'm like, I'm a long time listener.
- 1:28:37Speaker 1: Are we got going to go to like eight zero nine?
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: What's up? Turn your turn your speakers down? What's up?
- 1:28:47Speaker 3: Your life?
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: On the we don't smoke the same podcast? What's going on?
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: What's the problem. What's the problem.
- 1:28:52Speaker 9: There's no problem. I just want to give you problems. Man,
- 1:28:55Speaker 9: Thank you a long time.
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: Thank you. Bro.
- 1:28:58Speaker 3: What's your name for?
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: You know what he is? Man?
- 1:29:02Speaker 9: The South side of San Antonio?
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: Oh? Hell yeah, south side.
- 1:29:08Speaker 9: Yeager San Antonio.
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: You have a cool as he has.
- 1:29:14Speaker 9: Hey, but you give me all I wanted to call
- 1:29:17Speaker 9: in for the time ever right and the day? Give
- 1:29:20Speaker 9: you as baby. And I've been following me for a
- 1:29:22Speaker 9: long time when I was catching cases when I fucking
- 1:29:24Speaker 9: couldn't even put you on tympe of thing is like
- 1:29:27Speaker 9: right when you see oh you know, see and oh
- 1:29:30Speaker 9: whatever the fucking probation officer and they're looking at all
- 1:29:32Speaker 9: your ship.
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: Damn, bro, that's crazy. Yeah, but you're the second about.
- 1:29:39Speaker 9: Dude, you know what I'm saying.
- 1:29:40Speaker 10: But you know, even at that, been following you for
- 1:29:42Speaker 10: a long time and let you guys got me some
- 1:29:44Speaker 10: hard ass time, you know.
- 1:29:46Speaker 9: That, you know, just representing the south side of San
- 1:29:48Speaker 9: Antonio circles.
- 1:29:51Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, hey man, if we're ever on the way
- 1:29:53Speaker 2: in San Antonio and wherever out there, and we do
- 1:29:55Speaker 2: like some kind of pop up, God willing one day
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: we get that big you know, we we up to
- 1:30:00Speaker 2: see you there, dog, especially like people, because we love
- 1:30:02Speaker 2: hearing from you fools, because you fools have some stories, dog,
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: especially with your career, dog you have.
- 1:30:06Speaker 3: I bet you have some stories. The CEO.
- 1:30:09Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I'm sorry.
- 1:30:11Speaker 10: Even after living on the streets and even building up
- 1:30:13Speaker 10: a career even at that, you know, been too much
- 1:30:15Speaker 10: booking first, so you know, many years, but you grew
- 1:30:18Speaker 10: up off the courts tide of you know, Sanntonio, and
- 1:30:21Speaker 10: build myself up out of.
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: The ship grind.
- 1:30:24Speaker 2: Hope you got to pull yourself from the mud, bro,
- 1:30:26Speaker 2: But there ain't no money san Antonio.
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: It's just saying you and you guys had Duncan for
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: so many years, Spurs. Yeah, man, you had.
- 1:30:37Speaker 9: Loyal dude. Yeah, like your raiders, this ship and.
- 1:30:40Speaker 1: You guys got some championships under your belt.
- 1:30:44Speaker 10: Already baby, already.
- 1:30:45Speaker 4: Hey, you ever meet Selina?
- 1:30:51Speaker 10: I love those I love old ass music like that.
- 1:30:56Speaker 10: I never got that like drink for you know, by
- 1:30:59Speaker 10: the time you know she got killed, I was graduating
- 1:31:01Speaker 10: high school.
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: You can still meet Orlanda.
- 1:31:09Speaker 9: Hey, come wrong?
- 1:31:14Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she's I'm joking, but hey, man, appreciate you, dog.
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: Thank you so much for u reporting us.
- 1:31:23Speaker 10: Keep on doing what you're doing. Your mother come through.
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: Hell Yeah, thank you for the love, bro, Thank you
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: so much.
- 1:31:30Speaker 9: That's what's up.
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: Take care you know, Niddy.
- 1:31:33Speaker 2: If you end up going to San Antonio, these places
- 1:31:36Speaker 2: that we don't even like, we don't never go to,
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: you can definitely connect with this.
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
- 1:31:42Speaker 2: Out everybody shout out to before any the next fucking
- 1:31:45Speaker 2: folk call comes in. Shout out to x G. I
- 1:31:47Speaker 2: see you with the chat room, dog, miss you. Grats
- 1:31:50Speaker 2: on your jackpot all those.
- 1:31:56Speaker 1: I feel the one road answer, miss, how can I
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: help you? What would you like to eat today?
- 1:32:06Speaker 13: Say?
- 1:32:07Speaker 2: Maybe?
- 1:32:09Speaker 1: Oh damn we have we have.
- 1:32:12Speaker 5: Tell me the chat that I pay for my fucking Browsie.
- 1:32:15Speaker 8: Yeah up, who gave you this number?
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: Because you show up here, you give he's on a
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: twenty dollars bill and then you're like, bro, pick me out.
- 1:32:30Speaker 1: At the end, He's like, I don't even go and
- 1:32:33Speaker 1: don't for it. If it wasn't real, why would you
- 1:32:35Speaker 1: call in right now? Shout out to thank you, shout
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: out to you to Browsie.
- 1:32:40Speaker 13: My hashole, thank you, and then shout out to red eyes.
- 1:32:44Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hell yeah, shout out Browsie. She's the number
- 1:32:49Speaker 1: one fan if you if you look up for like
- 1:32:51Speaker 1: the Raptors, the super fan, the guy with the turbane,
- 1:32:54Speaker 1: he's our Browsie. Browsie is he is him? You know
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: what I mean?
- 1:32:58Speaker 2: But I want to wear I want to wear one
- 1:32:59Speaker 2: of those like those turbans, but not but not that,
- 1:33:02Speaker 2: not that you got.
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: To marry an Indian girl and then get married to Bro,
- 1:33:05Speaker 1: Like I just want like the one that the Aladdin's
- 1:33:07Speaker 1: dad had. You know, Okay, we could do one of
- 1:33:09Speaker 1: those like assaulting. Yeah, okay, so we gotta do is
- 1:33:12Speaker 1: you got to go to one of those undocumented lands,
- 1:33:14Speaker 1: take over a tribe and then and it's going to
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: be my Halloween costumes. Okay, black face to then, but
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: it's not. See.
- 1:33:23Speaker 2: The thing is like I can do the turbine and
- 1:33:24Speaker 2: it's not offensive. It's black face. People would just be like,
- 1:33:29Speaker 2: it's kind of funny.
- 1:33:30Speaker 1: The whole trueau just say you're doing Trudeau doing blackface.
- 1:33:33Speaker 3: Trudeau gets mad at me for doing this. So what's up, browsie,
- 1:33:36Speaker 3: what are you doing?
- 1:33:38Speaker 13: Telling in some homie rice and bees and.
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: Some what kind of beans are you eating? Now? Yeah?
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: What kind of beings? That's the tradition that.
- 1:33:53Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I mean for Mexicans, I mean it's
- 1:33:57Speaker 4: mostly always pinto you know what I mean.
- 1:34:01Speaker 2: Yes, it's always are you a salsa day or a salsad.
- 1:34:08Speaker 13: Depending from where taco is better?
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:34:12Speaker 2: He taco does have the best better day, the best
- 1:34:15Speaker 2: green one. The one that needs some fucking help though.
- 1:34:18Speaker 1: Man.
- 1:34:18Speaker 2: That what the little the little small o where all
- 1:34:20Speaker 2: the Asians live at. That's when I go to you know,
- 1:34:24Speaker 2: it's a little low key one.
- 1:34:25Speaker 3: It's a small one next to the little house. You
- 1:34:28Speaker 3: know what I'm talking about.
- 1:34:28Speaker 1: It has like a house next to it. People.
- 1:34:32Speaker 2: It's I went there with my lady. Yeahris, Yeah, exactly.
- 1:34:38Speaker 2: That one needs some help, Bro, they need to hire
- 1:34:40Speaker 2: more people there.
- 1:34:41Speaker 1: They'll talko.
- 1:34:43Speaker 4: Okay, I don't really go to that one.
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: But taco. Yeah, they'll taco bean and cheese, green sausa.
- 1:34:49Speaker 9: You're talking about, Nay, I don't do.
- 1:34:50Speaker 3: They'll taco taco.
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: You prefer taco bell over, they'll taco.
- 1:34:56Speaker 11: Talk about taco.
- 1:34:58Speaker 2: Hey, Bro, isn't you had an of time but you
- 1:35:00Speaker 2: could get You could have been hit them up with
- 1:35:02Speaker 2: a proposal if you would have just talked to GPT.
- 1:35:04Speaker 3: I want to get you see why you need stop
- 1:35:07Speaker 3: ignoring chat GPT.
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: I want to get it from the original original De'll
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: talk with the first one. I want to go visit
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: them and talk to that.
- 1:35:13Speaker 3: It's so vacant one of the desert. Let's go visit
- 1:35:16Speaker 3: I would we go to Vegas.
- 1:35:17Speaker 1: Let's go because there's the original one. I want to
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: talk to that guy. I want to talk to Dell
- 1:35:21Speaker 1: and listen, like listen Dell.
- 1:35:23Speaker 2: All right, So yeah, by the way, what is it Browsie, Congratulations,
- 1:35:27Speaker 2: what is it on your twins on the way, Yes.
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: It's pregnant. Congratulate. We don't smoke the same babies, dude.
- 1:35:35Speaker 4: Hell yeah yeah. If you need any advice, let me know.
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: She's been had kids. Bro.
- 1:35:43Speaker 3: She's like your grandma di Bro.
- 1:35:46Speaker 1: Your grandma Browsy that you know it.
- 1:35:49Speaker 2: Doesn't yet Grandma, I'm gonna twisted.
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: Okay, well you know when I have yeah, right, you're
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: having two kids? Are they both from the same dad? What? Damn?
- 1:36:12Speaker 1: You know what?
- 1:36:13Speaker 2: She's gonna fade you when you when she means when
- 1:36:15Speaker 2: she sees you that one and.
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: I'm damn not.
- 1:36:21Speaker 3: But she comes through.
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: Though.
- 1:36:24Speaker 2: She's gonna she's gonna poison your brownie. Yeah, everything you
- 1:36:30Speaker 2: give me, I's gonna put raid in that beach.
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: Every food you give me. I make sure you a
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: little bit first.
- 1:36:35Speaker 9: Before I desert.
- 1:36:36Speaker 1: I make checked they were fire and it was really good. Yeah,
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: they were fired. Thank you delicious.
- 1:36:42Speaker 3: That ship was the emergency stash.
- 1:36:44Speaker 2: When I was driving home, I was like, yeah, I
- 1:36:47Speaker 2: was just so happy to see you. Thank you so much, Browsie,
- 1:36:50Speaker 2: thank you for calling. Appreciate you all.
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: Be good?
- 1:36:56Speaker 2: All right, all right, we'll we'll do one more call
- 1:36:59Speaker 2: and then we'll do the super Well, we'll get into
- 1:37:01Speaker 2: the super chats because you know, yeah.
- 1:37:05Speaker 1: Yeah, he's these phone calls.
- 1:37:07Speaker 3: Look, I'm not gonna.
- 1:37:07Speaker 1: I'm not gonna.
- 1:37:08Speaker 3: The phone calls are fun. I want to do that
- 1:37:10Speaker 3: super chat.
- 1:37:10Speaker 4: If you guys want to see NITTI.
- 1:37:11Speaker 2: Walk like people people in the Chapo, let us know
- 1:37:14Speaker 2: shown if the super chats are throwing at everybody, do
- 1:37:17Speaker 2: you guys fuck with this with the with the phone
- 1:37:19Speaker 2: calls and phone calls it fun, damn this all dayn
- 1:37:25Speaker 2: we got some fucking spice right now, this super chat
- 1:37:29Speaker 2: chief man right here. Jay Castro, I'm a guy who
- 1:37:32Speaker 2: lost my virginity card at twenty seven year old, twenty
- 1:37:36Speaker 2: seven years old to my girlfriend who is twenty four.
- 1:37:39Speaker 2: I was also her first. Now we smashed all the time.
- 1:37:43Speaker 1: Ha ha.
- 1:37:44Speaker 3: I'm going to marry her one day.
- 1:37:47Speaker 2: That's right, twenty four and twenty seven, you both were virgins.
- 1:37:53Speaker 2: Get back to work, virgin, No, you're a virgin for real?
- 1:38:00Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, how is that possible?
- 1:38:04Speaker 1: You know what, yo, dick is my dick.
- 1:38:07Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like from this weekend off, we're gonna be
- 1:38:10Speaker 2: getting a.
- 1:38:10Speaker 1: Brogo that shit was that movie was the best? Dog.
- 1:38:13Speaker 1: That movie to this day is the best.
- 1:38:15Speaker 2: If one day we could find a forty year old virgin,
- 1:38:18Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: We have to go to a church. Though. Forty year
- 1:38:21Speaker 1: old virgin, there's probably tons of them in this world.
- 1:38:23Speaker 1: That's how they become in cels. That's how they come.
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: They're on the way to in cells until they give
- 1:38:27Speaker 1: up insulism and just get a job.
- 1:38:29Speaker 2: Okay, Look to anybody who potentially can be an insult
- 1:38:32Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you right now, or anybody who is
- 1:38:34Speaker 2: who's not lost their RECRD, it ain't nothing special.
- 1:38:37Speaker 1: Dog.
- 1:38:37Speaker 2: If you're past twenty five, fuck the candles. Hire yourself
- 1:38:41Speaker 2: a bomb ass hooker dog and fucking grow a pair
- 1:38:43Speaker 2: of dog because like you need that life experience.
- 1:38:46Speaker 1: I don't know what the fucking tell you, or an
- 1:38:48Speaker 1: ugly hooker, and it can only go up from there, like.
- 1:38:50Speaker 2: Like there's no reason because people that don't fucking get
- 1:38:53Speaker 2: that out of the way dog, they grew up with
- 1:38:55Speaker 2: so much bitterness and resentment just because they didn't get
- 1:38:57Speaker 2: no fucking pussy dog.
- 1:38:59Speaker 3: And you're just like, listen, bro, everybody can get pussy.
- 1:39:02Speaker 1: You just gotta fucking talk like you just gotta fucking
- 1:39:05Speaker 1: you just gotta.
- 1:39:06Speaker 3: Just like the movie.
- 1:39:07Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, you gotta slay through the hood rats before
- 1:39:11Speaker 5: you can get to the good ones.
- 1:39:12Speaker 1: Yeah, first through you gotta you gotta run through a
- 1:39:14Speaker 1: couple of these.
- 1:39:15Speaker 2: Boom boom boom, boom boom. You know, I'm not a
- 1:39:19Speaker 2: big of a hole runner. Yeah, bro, but I think
- 1:39:24Speaker 2: like straight up bro like after a while, because that
- 1:39:26Speaker 2: ship will suck you up as a man. You just
- 1:39:28Speaker 2: can't just keep all that build up inside and just
- 1:39:30Speaker 2: not know what some pussy feels like. Imagine if you
- 1:39:33Speaker 2: you were this old and you didn't know what pussy
- 1:39:35Speaker 2: felt like. Bro, totally different. Iitty, your comedy will suck.
- 1:39:38Speaker 1: Tell me about it.
- 1:39:40Speaker 3: What does pussy feel like?
- 1:39:42Speaker 1: Like a wet blanket? Hard wet blanket.
- 1:39:47Speaker 3: Why would virgin Nitty have a fucking I would have
- 1:39:50Speaker 3: an accident of.
- 1:39:53Speaker 1: Oh my god, one day I will put my penis
- 1:39:57Speaker 1: in a vagina her bar. Yeah, touch your bobs? Yeah, bro.
- 1:40:04Speaker 4: When you know, when they lose their RECRD at twenty
- 1:40:06Speaker 4: five or whatever, you know, they're not gonna want to
- 1:40:08Speaker 4: get a girlfriend. They just want to go crazy and ship.
- 1:40:11Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:40:12Speaker 1: But some people, this guy, some people having the dog. Bro,
- 1:40:15Speaker 1: he's it, but some people are saving it for God
- 1:40:17Speaker 1: and then for that's not he's not his girlfriend.
- 1:40:19Speaker 2: But you know what the thing about like if you're
- 1:40:21Speaker 2: saving it for God, like you think, gosho, let you
- 1:40:23Speaker 2: smash he's living like you know what I'm saying, Like, okay,
- 1:40:27Speaker 2: I'm not answering the anonymous one. This is a terrorist
- 1:40:29Speaker 2: call before somebody picks.
- 1:40:30Speaker 1: Up Allah who walk bar? Yeah? Bro? Like what about dogs?
- 1:40:35Speaker 1: So you have a dog? Right, you have a male dog.
- 1:40:37Speaker 1: Don't fuck the dog.
- 1:40:38Speaker 3: You have a male dog.
- 1:40:39Speaker 1: Okay, he's fucking don't fuck it.
- 1:40:42Speaker 3: He lives with you for fucking seven years of his life,
- 1:40:45Speaker 3: very big dogs and he has like ten years. He
- 1:40:47Speaker 3: hasn't fucked at all because he's a yard dog.
- 1:40:49Speaker 1: You got him fuck before he dies?
- 1:40:50Speaker 5: What a you're gonna do? You get a fu something?
- 1:40:52Speaker 5: Does they not get a half? Huppies trying to jack him.
- 1:40:55Speaker 1: Off away, He's like you hire a hooker and she
- 1:41:02Speaker 1: comes over. She's like two hundred bucks, jerk the dog off.
- 1:41:05Speaker 1: Now you go, you take them.
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: You take the dog down of TJ in instead of
- 1:41:08Speaker 2: a donkey, you donkey and TJ.
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: So it's a woman sucking a horse. They banned that ship.
- 1:41:19Speaker 2: There used to be a real thing though, Women used
- 1:41:21Speaker 2: to get sucked by donkeys really live shows live, yeah, yeah,
- 1:41:25Speaker 2: like up to like two thousands, like bro, like we
- 1:41:28Speaker 2: could all go and be like, yo, let's go see
- 1:41:30Speaker 2: this donkey show and then just like oh, that's so
- 1:41:32Speaker 2: fucked up and like the donkey's really like giving.
- 1:41:34Speaker 3: It to fucked up for the donkey or the girl,
- 1:41:36Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:41:37Speaker 2: I would call ice, even though it's not even in
- 1:41:38Speaker 2: the in the country, like there's something wrong for the donkey.
- 1:41:43Speaker 1: There's something going on here that's bad. Nibby will steal
- 1:41:46Speaker 1: the donkey.
- 1:41:49Speaker 2: This was like, come on, let's go, no man, get
- 1:41:52Speaker 2: a donkey crossing across the very donkey.
- 1:41:55Speaker 3: You guys been to the Grand Cady.
- 1:41:56Speaker 1: No never, I want to go. I heard there's some
- 1:41:58Speaker 1: ship in there that.
- 1:41:58Speaker 2: They don't want to ride donkey into the Let's go
- 1:42:01Speaker 2: after the Vegas trip, let's plan one out for like
- 1:42:03Speaker 2: I don't know, like December, and let's.
- 1:42:05Speaker 1: Go to the Grand Canon. I'm down, super down.
- 1:42:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that would be fucking sick. All right,
- 1:42:10Speaker 2: let's get into some of these super chats. Adrian, California, says,
- 1:42:13Speaker 2: what's good, we don't smoke the same same team and salute,
- 1:42:16Speaker 2: thank you so much, appreciate you.
- 1:42:18Speaker 1: Uh.
- 1:42:18Speaker 2: The one after that is bear Yazzy. I knew an
- 1:42:21Speaker 2: older guy who would say it smells like crime in progress,
- 1:42:25Speaker 2: referring to the smell of weed.
- 1:42:27Speaker 1: Same team, snitch. That guy's a snitch.
- 1:42:31Speaker 2: I say that, but in different Okay, like crime in
- 1:42:33Speaker 2: progress looks like crimes about it happened. When you say that,
- 1:42:37Speaker 2: you know, when I'm when people are about to start
- 1:42:39Speaker 2: fighting and you know, like and they're arguing and it
- 1:42:42Speaker 2: looks like there are pistols about to be pulled up.
- 1:42:45Speaker 2: Situations like that, you're excited. Usually whenever, like you know,
- 1:42:49Speaker 2: whenever there's like a no jumper fight. Usually when something
- 1:42:52Speaker 2: like that happens, there never problem around. I'm just like,
- 1:42:54Speaker 2: all right, this is happening around me. I'm gonna some
- 1:42:57Speaker 2: crimes about it happened. I gotta get out of here.
- 1:43:01Speaker 2: Next one comes from It comes from Tino Santo's hits
- 1:43:04Speaker 2: that thumbs up, thank you so much for that super chat.
- 1:43:08Speaker 2: Speed Minion seven O two says, what's up everyone? Cock thos,
- 1:43:12Speaker 2: what's up? Dog do all the fucking bitch ass cactuses
- 1:43:15Speaker 2: out there on the way to Vegas. Dog, I've always
- 1:43:17Speaker 2: wanted to just bust out of machete and chopping cactus.
- 1:43:19Speaker 2: And no, because you know, all the desert is watched,
- 1:43:25Speaker 2: Like on the way to Vegas, you're watched the microphones
- 1:43:28Speaker 2: b they have, they watch you all those get out.
- 1:43:33Speaker 2: But the thing is, we know we don't do anything
- 1:43:35Speaker 2: like that, so we're just not that that fucking content
- 1:43:39Speaker 2: water park thing. No, I always wanted. I always wanted
- 1:43:41Speaker 2: to stop by first. All the calls got a chill.
- 1:43:47Speaker 2: We're doing this all right, whatever answer it?
- 1:43:51Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, I'm the wrong number. Who you calling? Oh?
- 1:43:59Speaker 13: I was calling a show.
- 1:44:05Speaker 1: You're so polite. Who is this.
- 1:44:08Speaker 9: My anthony?
- 1:44:10Speaker 14: I'm on your chatter a glitter kind of near to
- 1:44:13Speaker 14: the show. But you guys are so funny.
- 1:44:15Speaker 1: Thanks man, Thanks for listening. Dude, how did you find
- 1:44:17Speaker 1: out about us?
- 1:44:20Speaker 9: I'm just watching.
- 1:44:21Speaker 1: Well.
- 1:44:22Speaker 14: I started with the Doctor Green some show this year
- 1:44:25Speaker 14: and just moved on from there.
- 1:44:27Speaker 1: Nice man, thanks for joining us. Yeah, yeah, shout out man.
- 1:44:35Speaker 14: You guys have been getting me through some of the
- 1:44:37Speaker 14: stressful times in these past weeks. My insurance gave me
- 1:44:40Speaker 14: a bunch of hazards I had to fix to get
- 1:44:42Speaker 14: this new house, so I was getting and just oh my.
- 1:44:45Speaker 13: Goodness, your show is a blessing.
- 1:44:47Speaker 9: Guys are so healing.
- 1:44:49Speaker 3: Bro, you number one down there, number one, congrats on
- 1:44:53Speaker 3: that house.
- 1:44:54Speaker 1: Number two. Dogs.
- 1:44:55Speaker 2: I'm glad we could provide some aid during these stressful times.
- 1:44:59Speaker 2: That's what we do it for or and we love
- 1:45:00Speaker 2: hearing that kind of feedback because to me, that ship
- 1:45:03Speaker 2: is this motivating dog. I'll show up tomorrow the gym
- 1:45:06Speaker 2: and be like you fools have a podcast.
- 1:45:09Speaker 3: I'll be like you fools helping foods renovate their homes.
- 1:45:12Speaker 1: Try all state or guy code.
- 1:45:15Speaker 13: Right right, Yeah, it's all state. It's all states. They
- 1:45:17Speaker 13: surprised me with it.
- 1:45:18Speaker 14: Gave me like just about a month.
- 1:45:21Speaker 1: But yeah, just trying around every day. Try giving them
- 1:45:24Speaker 1: the discount. Get you don't smoke the same top dog.
- 1:45:29Speaker 1: Don't be giving them fake discount codes.
- 1:45:31Speaker 2: Hey bro, But hey man, we appreciate your dogging because
- 1:45:34Speaker 2: rats on your house.
- 1:45:35Speaker 12: Dog.
- 1:45:36Speaker 2: I'm in that same process, dog being my Daydio. Are
- 1:45:38Speaker 2: trying to have a house so I can make a
- 1:45:39Speaker 2: baby in it?
- 1:45:40Speaker 7: You know, Yeah much loving lock man?
- 1:45:43Speaker 14: Hell yeah, shut out, I'm out in my there's a
- 1:45:45Speaker 14: Miami Arizona.
- 1:45:48Speaker 1: You're in Miami Arizona. A. There's no beach there. There
- 1:45:52Speaker 1: was a Miami in Arizona. What part of Arizona is?
- 1:45:56Speaker 1: This is how far from Phoenix?
- 1:45:57Speaker 3: He's like, I live on a rattlesnake couple hours.
- 1:46:01Speaker 14: It's just a small bumblefuck town out in the middle.
- 1:46:04Speaker 1: Of the mountains. Thank you so much for listening, dude.
- 1:46:06Speaker 1: We really appreciate it. Man, that means a lot. Hell yeah, oh.
- 1:46:10Speaker 14: Yeah, I appreciate these shows so much every day man.
- 1:46:12Speaker 4: YouTube brother will help with your insurance.
- 1:46:15Speaker 13: Hell yeah, oh yeah.
- 1:46:17Speaker 9: I did way more than they were saying.
- 1:46:19Speaker 14: I was so worried.
- 1:46:20Speaker 7: Gotta put that work in.
- 1:46:22Speaker 3: Yes, sure, that's right, doc. Thank you so much. Man,
- 1:46:24Speaker 3: have a good one.
- 1:46:26Speaker 13: You two pease.
- 1:46:33Speaker 1: We got last one.
- 1:46:34Speaker 2: Now we got well, I'll do it after we do
- 1:46:36Speaker 2: we pick the winner, because then these fools get mad,
- 1:46:38Speaker 2: They're like, you pick a winner, ful Q, I'm never
- 1:46:40Speaker 2: super chatting again.
- 1:46:41Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, holl fuck am I gonna pay
- 1:46:43Speaker 1: these fools? All right?
- 1:46:44Speaker 3: Like all right, how the fuck are we gonna get that?
- 1:46:46Speaker 2: By the way, thanks to you guys subscribing, we're getting
- 1:46:49Speaker 2: a new fucking computer. Yeah, sture, dead ass, like for real,
- 1:46:53Speaker 2: Like we're getting a new computer this fucking week, so
- 1:46:55Speaker 2: it's gonna be a badass computer and I'm gonna be
- 1:46:58Speaker 2: able to run fucking what nuts.
- 1:47:00Speaker 1: And we could fucking do pre shows set.
- 1:47:02Speaker 2: Up with all the cameras, dog, like professional four K
- 1:47:06Speaker 2: fucking pre shows.
- 1:47:07Speaker 3: Dog, you know how fucking epic that's gonna be.
- 1:47:10Speaker 2: Taking phone calls, Rilly U foos up doing all this
- 1:47:13Speaker 2: ship You go ahead, dog, all right, let's get let's
- 1:47:16Speaker 2: get into the next super Chat speed Mania seven or two.
- 1:47:19Speaker 3: Bro, My mom used.
- 1:47:20Speaker 2: To freeze Gorditas burritos from Swa Judas to Vegas. I
- 1:47:26Speaker 2: don't blame them, dog, because if Salvadorius used to fucking
- 1:47:31Speaker 2: bring frozen campero in fucking the maletos with bricks of
- 1:47:35Speaker 2: cheese like it's cocaine, it's because it's good.
- 1:47:39Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:47:39Speaker 3: I'll take that risk.
- 1:47:40Speaker 4: Oh yeah, man, where are you selling them at?
- 1:47:44Speaker 3: It's not even selling them, bro, to your own family.
- 1:47:46Speaker 1: You don't even gotta go.
- 1:47:47Speaker 2: It's like me showing up with LAFC hats to the
- 1:47:49Speaker 2: fucking uh to the to the stadium that I'm just
- 1:47:52Speaker 2: like my own forty two originals are gonna buy most
- 1:47:54Speaker 2: of them.
- 1:47:56Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I see no shit's dope.
- 1:47:58Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:47:58Speaker 2: I'll be there Sunday, by the way, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday,
- 1:48:01Speaker 2: I'll be at the la f C game next to
- 1:48:03Speaker 2: Milda's Express with the savice uh so uh, he'll have
- 1:48:06Speaker 2: a sevils and the booth. My booth will have the
- 1:48:10Speaker 2: shirts and the fucking l a f C hats. I
- 1:48:12Speaker 2: got more being printed and being embroidered, So make sure
- 1:48:16Speaker 2: you guys fucking pull up. I'll be there from the beginning. Dog,
- 1:48:19Speaker 2: It's gonna be a fucking righteous day. I'm gonna sell out,
- 1:48:22Speaker 2: and I'm gonna fucking watch you know, people fucking I'm
- 1:48:25Speaker 2: gonna watch people cheer because they watch Sun's score. And
- 1:48:29Speaker 2: we're also gonna be happy too because Portland. Uh, I'm sorry,
- 1:48:32Speaker 2: Seattle eliminated the Galaxy in the League's Cup.
- 1:48:34Speaker 1: Sorry.
- 1:48:35Speaker 2: Next one goes from Tino Sato's sends a big ass
- 1:48:39Speaker 2: burger sticker, Thank you so much. Browsey with the next
- 1:48:42Speaker 2: one says same team to the person calling, We're gonna
- 1:48:45Speaker 2: answer it after the super chests, right show.
- 1:48:47Speaker 1: Uh.
- 1:48:48Speaker 2: Dj MW sends the next one. Yeah, this dj MW too. Sorry,
- 1:48:52Speaker 2: let me get a jar though, Sam mcgeop.
- 1:48:57Speaker 1: Uh.
- 1:48:57Speaker 2: Next one after that comes from miss D three one
- 1:49:01Speaker 2: O two, thank you so much, sins as super chat
- 1:49:05Speaker 2: othello fights with the next one says, try to super
- 1:49:08Speaker 2: chat yesterday from Mount Rainier.
- 1:49:10Speaker 3: I don't even know where that is mount Rainier.
- 1:49:12Speaker 4: Where's that at?
- 1:49:14Speaker 3: Might be up north Mount rain All right, that would
- 1:49:18Speaker 3: be a crazy podcast.
- 1:49:19Speaker 2: If we get a cabin, and even if it's pre recorded,
- 1:49:21Speaker 2: we just fucking podcast.
- 1:49:23Speaker 1: I'm gonna be up there for the Christmas. Okay, I'll
- 1:49:27Speaker 1: be up there for Christmas for Mount Rainier. No, just uh.
- 1:49:30Speaker 1: I think Big Bear Washington.
- 1:49:36Speaker 2: We always wanted to do something like that. I always
- 1:49:37Speaker 2: wanted to do something like that for my birthday. Go
- 1:49:39Speaker 2: podcast in the cabin. Okay, first of all, Ninny, why
- 1:49:44Speaker 2: do you want to take it to level.
- 1:49:45Speaker 1: Ten all the time? Right zero? Right now? Now?
- 1:49:48Speaker 2: You can do that, bro, Like, let me just enjoy
- 1:49:50Speaker 2: my whiskey and and smoke a thousand hash holes. I
- 1:49:55Speaker 2: love I lived life that way, bro. I think I've
- 1:49:57Speaker 2: reached the nirvana with the mushrooms. I'll microdes acid. I've
- 1:50:01Speaker 2: been wanted to just put it one of your drinks.
- 1:50:03Speaker 1: We're fighting like. I'll tell you right now, dog, I'm
- 1:50:09Speaker 1: turning into one of those t res. After I gotta
- 1:50:12Speaker 1: go up to the bathroom And do you eat?
- 1:50:14Speaker 3: When you actually eat mushroom.
- 1:50:15Speaker 1: Depends what I'm doing. If I'm just here, it depends
- 1:50:17Speaker 1: how many grow out of my ship. Yeah. When I
- 1:50:19Speaker 1: went to Joshua Tree last weekend, I did. I did
- 1:50:22Speaker 1: two taps of acid and probably two grams of mushrooms.
- 1:50:24Speaker 1: It wasn't much.
- 1:50:25Speaker 3: Two times of acid is way more than two grams
- 1:50:27Speaker 3: of mushrooms.
- 1:50:28Speaker 1: Yeah, but together I did have time it. I did
- 1:50:30Speaker 1: the two guns of mushrooms.
- 1:50:32Speaker 3: What about the mushrooms by themselves depends what I'm looking for.
- 1:50:34Speaker 1: Sometimes you just want to gram to like feel okay
- 1:50:37Speaker 1: and have a fun time, a little vibe. Sometimes you
- 1:50:39Speaker 1: want to go deep bro and talk to fucking.
- 1:50:43Speaker 5: Do you get past the feeling of you, of everything
- 1:50:46Speaker 5: breathing with you? Yeah, you go past accept it that
- 1:50:50Speaker 5: feelings cool, But do you go past that? Have you
- 1:50:52Speaker 5: ever like, like seen something like one time I had
- 1:50:57Speaker 5: Like I was in the mountains and we had it
- 1:50:59Speaker 5: was a group of we had a walk between these
- 1:51:01Speaker 5: fucking big as rock but there was vines coming out
- 1:51:04Speaker 5: the floor, and I can handle.
- 1:51:05Speaker 3: Mushrooms are cool, like I enjoy them. I like the
- 1:51:08Speaker 3: breathing feeling. But I wouldn't go through there because I
- 1:51:11Speaker 3: swear to god, those were snakes. For like thirty minutes,
- 1:51:14Speaker 3: forty five minutes. They couldn't get me to pass through those.
- 1:51:16Speaker 1: Rocks because you thought there were snakes.
- 1:51:17Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, you were just tripping, you know,
- 1:51:20Speaker 2: Like one time on mushrooms like that. I had a
- 1:51:22Speaker 2: fucking crazy experience in the fucking bathroom down there, like
- 1:51:25Speaker 2: I was peeing food and then in the corner there
- 1:51:28Speaker 2: was like this little crease right in the toilet and
- 1:51:30Speaker 2: it was like a little crease, like a little opening
- 1:51:31Speaker 2: had like a little mouse house food, And in my
- 1:51:34Speaker 2: head I kept seeing every time I went to the bathroom,
- 1:51:36Speaker 2: I kept seeing the spider that would come out, like yeah,
- 1:51:39Speaker 2: they would come out and the legs would just come
- 1:51:41Speaker 2: out like right there and food. Like I was peeing,
- 1:51:43Speaker 2: and I was like should I pee on it? Like y'all,
- 1:51:47Speaker 2: like I was like pee on it or not. So
- 1:51:49Speaker 2: I remember fucking grabbing the fucking smell good spray and going.
- 1:51:54Speaker 1: Yeah to the.
- 1:51:55Speaker 3: Corner, and like I started coughing because I sprayed too much.
- 1:51:58Speaker 2: And then I just remember seeing Spike like in my head.
- 1:52:00Speaker 2: I don't even know if it was real, Spider going
- 1:52:02Speaker 2: fucking back inside. And then after this I had done,
- 1:52:05Speaker 2: spray came back out like and I was like, what
- 1:52:08Speaker 2: the fuck are you doing, bitch? Like I was, yeah, bro,
- 1:52:11Speaker 2: I was, But then I knew I was tripping.
- 1:52:12Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:52:13Speaker 2: That was when I was on mushrooms. I've had a
- 1:52:16Speaker 2: lot of experiences in that bathroom down there. I also
- 1:52:18Speaker 2: had an experience where I was I was doing this
- 1:52:21Speaker 2: was like third year into the Doctor Greentam show.
- 1:52:23Speaker 1: I decided to do them the show on mushrooms because
- 1:52:26Speaker 1: I think there's not gonna be a show.
- 1:52:27Speaker 2: And I was like, hold on, I need to get
- 1:52:29Speaker 2: myself together in the bathroom and I locked myself in there,
- 1:52:31Speaker 2: and the fucking fan sounds like a beehive.
- 1:52:34Speaker 1: So I start.
- 1:52:34Speaker 2: Hearing and I'm just like like, and I just keep
- 1:52:38Speaker 2: hearing at the door, and hey, we got to start
- 1:52:40Speaker 2: the show, and I'm just like.
- 1:52:41Speaker 1: Fuck money, leave me alone.
- 1:52:44Speaker 2: Mushrooms, you should not be in a small, tight and
- 1:52:46Speaker 2: closed space special washer, be outside and nature.
- 1:52:50Speaker 1: It was outside. Yeah, that's the best time to do
- 1:52:52Speaker 1: mushrooms outside of nature. Dog. Yeah, you know, and every
- 1:52:57Speaker 1: tripping balls and go into a tight little washingroom brood
- 1:52:59Speaker 1: like that put the spiders. Well, start saying day to
- 1:53:02Speaker 1: this day, food, I fucking look in that corner. If
- 1:53:06Speaker 1: that fucking.
- 1:53:06Speaker 2: Spider ever will come out there right now, go look
- 1:53:09Speaker 2: for in the corner on the right side of the toilet.
- 1:53:11Speaker 2: There's like a little crease, bro, like a little tiny triangle.
- 1:53:15Speaker 2: It's like this much. And I remember this little black
- 1:53:17Speaker 2: spider that will come out and just like stick his
- 1:53:19Speaker 2: leg out like what's up pool all right here? And
- 1:53:22Speaker 2: then when every time I try to do something that
- 1:53:24Speaker 2: will go back inside like fuck you bitch.
- 1:53:26Speaker 3: I'm just like, bro, this sounds like an acle tin hunger.
- 1:53:29Speaker 1: For it fucking pitched me off, dog all right.
- 1:53:34Speaker 2: Next one fucking comes from from Rochelle.
- 1:53:38Speaker 1: It's the same teams allude to you, Rochelle.
- 1:53:41Speaker 2: Next one after that, browsie for twenty nitty one brown fee.
- 1:53:48Speaker 2: Roger Cabana says, Saluke, we don't smoke the same red
- 1:53:51Speaker 2: eyes who you guys got for the Canelo and Crawford fight. Honestly,
- 1:53:54Speaker 2: I got money on Canelo. It's always gonna go to Canelo.
- 1:53:58Speaker 1: Yeah I do.
- 1:54:00Speaker 4: I'm going for. I guess I'm but I think I
- 1:54:04Speaker 4: would like craw for to win.
- 1:54:05Speaker 2: I guess I feel if he loses, he's gonna say
- 1:54:07Speaker 2: the N word, mother, mother fucking N word.
- 1:54:17Speaker 4: He did say it, bro, but he'sn't. Actually I think
- 1:54:19Speaker 4: he's gonna win it. But I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't,
- 1:54:23Speaker 4: you know mine seeing I feel like.
- 1:54:25Speaker 2: Could say a mean an word dog like like you
- 1:54:27Speaker 2: know what a strong He probably says Mayati?
- 1:54:31Speaker 3: Yeah, like love for.
- 1:54:32Speaker 1: Real, Like I feel like is a pinch mayati? You
- 1:54:35Speaker 1: know what I mean?
- 1:54:36Speaker 2: Like like he's not probably one of those foods like
- 1:54:39Speaker 2: cuse Mexican?
- 1:54:40Speaker 1: Is that a Mexico term? Like the foods in Mexico
- 1:54:43Speaker 1: like that they're just like.
- 1:54:44Speaker 2: What is my Like it's a it's a slang word
- 1:54:47Speaker 2: for black foods, Like yeah, it's like but like I
- 1:54:54Speaker 2: don't know like this, like I think I feel like
- 1:54:57Speaker 2: canelo fucking He won't say the N word, but he'll
- 1:54:59Speaker 2: say He for sure says mayata, right, yeah, like he
- 1:55:03Speaker 2: gets all he gets all mad and he just says
- 1:55:05Speaker 2: it either way.
- 1:55:05Speaker 3: I got my money on.
- 1:55:08Speaker 1: Urban Mayat. Urban Mayat. Get what I'm saying, your favorite drink?
- 1:55:15Speaker 1: Urban allright.
- 1:55:21Speaker 2: Next one comes from Jason two three nine one pound
- 1:55:24Speaker 2: fish and Chinese people.
- 1:55:26Speaker 1: One pound fish.
- 1:55:28Speaker 2: That's crazy, you know, uh go cry elsewhere, says little
- 1:55:33Speaker 2: Zone was a menace.
- 1:55:34Speaker 1: Microwave microwave cheese.
- 1:55:36Speaker 2: Is is story Gold always talking about that brick of
- 1:55:40Speaker 2: cheese I put in my friend's microwave. Because this fools
- 1:55:43Speaker 2: purposely eliminated me in the FIFA tournament. They ganged up
- 1:55:48Speaker 2: on me, dog and they was like, oh, whatever food
- 1:55:50Speaker 2: will make the best food, play this fool so that
- 1:55:51Speaker 2: way we can have a real FIFA tournament.
- 1:55:53Speaker 1: And they kicked me out first dog.
- 1:55:55Speaker 2: And because I wasn't good at the game, so I
- 1:55:58Speaker 2: was mad, right, So I fucking went to this woos fridd.
- 1:56:01Speaker 1: I was like, hey, Marvin, I'm gonna go home.
- 1:56:02Speaker 2: I got Algro Prochester study for right, And then I
- 1:56:05Speaker 2: was just like I'm gonna grab a juice from the
- 1:56:06Speaker 2: fucking fridge. And I was mad at these fools. So
- 1:56:08Speaker 2: this who had like wick cheese, you know, like the
- 1:56:11Speaker 2: big government montrella cheese, and I remember fucking just going
- 1:56:15Speaker 2: and fucking grabbing a brick because he had like three,
- 1:56:17Speaker 2: and I fucking grabbed one of them, and I fucking
- 1:56:18Speaker 2: put it in a microwave after I grabbed a caprisa
- 1:56:21Speaker 2: and I fucking put like three minutes and I fucking
- 1:56:23Speaker 2: was like I don't want to fuck and I fucking
- 1:56:26Speaker 2: left and then nobody noticed till his mom got home
- 1:56:31Speaker 2: and she had to cook. And then I remember like,
- 1:56:34Speaker 2: like he said, I didn't know exactly what happened, but
- 1:56:37Speaker 2: everybody was gone, and I just remember getting a phone
- 1:56:40Speaker 2: call at like eight thirty and I was just like, like,
- 1:56:42Speaker 2: you just called me. He was like, fucking eas On, Well,
- 1:56:44Speaker 2: fucking Edgar, fucking Edgar. I know it was you. He
- 1:56:47Speaker 2: was like, he was like, you're the first one leave.
- 1:56:49Speaker 2: You do something stupid like this.
- 1:56:50Speaker 1: I know.
- 1:56:51Speaker 2: He was like, you put the cheese in my microwave
- 1:56:52Speaker 2: home And I was just like, what are you talking about?
- 1:56:54Speaker 1: Bro? I left early. Bro.
- 1:56:56Speaker 2: I was like, I'm here studying, dude, you know what
- 1:56:58Speaker 2: I mean. Like, I was just like, you're tripping, Bro.
- 1:57:00Speaker 2: He was like, he was, I know it was you.
- 1:57:02Speaker 2: I know it was you.
- 1:57:02Speaker 1: My mom's mad. I was mad.
- 1:57:04Speaker 13: He just.
- 1:57:06Speaker 1: He was ever.
- 1:57:08Speaker 2: I never I fenced up to it eventually, though, but
- 1:57:10Speaker 2: that food everybody knew I did it.
- 1:57:12Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:57:13Speaker 2: I was playing it like Trump you know, like I
- 1:57:16Speaker 2: never Some people say I didn't.
- 1:57:19Speaker 1: Some people say I didn't. I'm a good guy. I'm studying.
- 1:57:24Speaker 2: Next one comes from Adrian, California. Hey guys, I just
- 1:57:28Speaker 2: subscribed to the Patreon. Hell yeah, so all we need
- 1:57:31Speaker 2: is four more people to subscribe to the Patreon and
- 1:57:34Speaker 2: we're gonna give away another fucking zip. But is that
- 1:57:36Speaker 2: three zips in the last thirty days? Yeah, every ten days.
- 1:57:39Speaker 2: It's like a zip getting hooked up. Gave me a
- 1:57:43Speaker 2: lot of stuff. That's a lot, bro.
- 1:57:46Speaker 3: That's good.
- 1:57:47Speaker 2: We too though, it is bomb and you know, yeah,
- 1:57:50Speaker 2: it's bomb like honestly bro like. Next one comes from
- 1:57:53Speaker 2: Martin Sendejas new to Patreon. Love all the content, same team,
- 1:57:57Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Same team.
- 1:58:01Speaker 1: J G. Castro.
- 1:58:02Speaker 2: I wish I wish to wish to wish you, but
- 1:58:08Speaker 2: if I wish.
- 1:58:09Speaker 3: To man, fuck you do.
- 1:58:10Speaker 1: It's tongue twister said.
- 1:58:13Speaker 2: I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
- 1:58:16Speaker 2: But if you wish the wish, which is wishes, I
- 1:58:19Speaker 2: won't wish wish the wish wish.
- 1:58:22Speaker 1: All right, there you go? How many how many shells
- 1:58:26Speaker 1: can she sell the sea shore?
- 1:58:28Speaker 3: Miss Sally?
- 1:58:29Speaker 1: You gotta ask Sally's name in there. Sally, you know
- 1:58:32Speaker 1: how to read, I know how to read. Fool next
- 1:58:35Speaker 1: one verbal verbal virgo LFG.
- 1:58:41Speaker 2: Let's fucking go take a shot from my birthday, your boy,
- 1:58:44Speaker 2: midget Mike, Mike gets your birthday, Mike, you know what
- 1:58:47Speaker 2: major and Mike, I'm gonna send you a jar dog
- 1:58:50Speaker 2: gets your birthday?
- 1:58:50Speaker 3: How about that, bro, midjor Mike happy birthday?
- 1:58:53Speaker 2: Because he was the first full out of the group
- 1:58:55Speaker 2: chat and everyone in the group chat out of the fans,
- 1:58:58Speaker 2: who's hopped on the AI ship first?
- 1:59:00Speaker 1: And I made fun I still make fun of that.
- 1:59:02Speaker 1: For for so long I thought he was an actual midget.
- 1:59:05Speaker 1: He's not. He's some fast I know. I know why
- 1:59:07Speaker 1: you gotta be fat. I know his size. He's like
- 1:59:09Speaker 1: three extra two.
- 1:59:12Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, Bro, I set him close.
- 1:59:15Speaker 2: Yeah, so like I like like well like so like
- 1:59:18Speaker 2: I just know, Like I remember when I found out.
- 1:59:20Speaker 1: I was like, you're not a magic I was all mad.
- 1:59:23Speaker 1: I was like, you know what you lie to me
- 1:59:24Speaker 1: like that. He was just trying to be a friend.
- 1:59:26Speaker 1: Catfish Mike.
- 1:59:27Speaker 5: Imagine you get a picture of a small person that
- 1:59:30Speaker 5: big as shirt.
- 1:59:31Speaker 2: Nah, Bro, it's just crazy. Bro, I didn't know. Man
- 1:59:34Speaker 2: may just be living like a little bit amount of time.
- 1:59:36Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:59:36Speaker 2: You never see like though, you never see an old
- 1:59:38Speaker 2: major brow you do, no, Bro, I like old midgets.
- 1:59:42Speaker 2: You never see him going to old age.
- 1:59:44Speaker 3: What's old sixty or age like eighty?
- 1:59:48Speaker 1: It's crazy, bro.
- 1:59:49Speaker 2: I say that because one of my like little major
- 1:59:50Speaker 2: homies passed away. Shout out to the homie. Noah, okay,
- 1:59:53Speaker 2: that fool.
- 1:59:53Speaker 1: Was a dwarf.
- 1:59:54Speaker 2: What happened just he just I don't really know that
- 1:59:58Speaker 2: much detail. Like I knew that food from the sess days.
- 2:00:01Speaker 2: That fool will like do the jackass thing that Oh
- 2:00:04Speaker 2: my god.
- 2:00:05Speaker 1: He was cool with that.
- 2:00:05Speaker 2: He was like cool little major right, But then that
- 2:00:07Speaker 2: fool like and then I and then I ran into
- 2:00:10Speaker 2: him and that fools working at Universal Studios in the
- 2:00:12Speaker 2: parking lot for a little bit and then the fools
- 2:00:14Speaker 2: cool as fun.
- 2:00:15Speaker 1: And it was for a little bit time said yeah.
- 2:00:20Speaker 2: And uh yeah, dog was I found out that food
- 2:00:23Speaker 2: passed away?
- 2:00:24Speaker 1: Dogs?
- 2:00:28Speaker 2: Next one mister D three one, oh, says Cali Blaze,
- 2:00:31Speaker 2: And he puts the hand exavier mixing all the pictures.
- 2:00:35Speaker 2: Yeah yeah this one, yeah, he or the xavier like
- 2:00:40Speaker 2: he serves and he does a.
- 2:00:42Speaker 3: Fucking yeah yeah, he's.
- 2:00:46Speaker 1: Got the tongue out.
- 2:00:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:00:48Speaker 1: Next yeah, next one.
- 2:00:50Speaker 2: Uh Tino Santo's Indian voice, Hello, have you called the
- 2:00:54Speaker 2: best network slash podcast in the world. For Hindi Press
- 2:00:57Speaker 2: seven for Spanish Press six, shout out to for the
- 2:01:00Speaker 2: United Nations.
- 2:01:01Speaker 1: Of podcast, Thank you again, there you go. California Alert says,
- 2:01:08Speaker 1: hell yeah, good show. You guys, appreciate you.
- 2:01:11Speaker 2: W twenty two Mafia says we don't smoke the same
- 2:01:14Speaker 2: always excited for the raffles and much love.
- 2:01:17Speaker 1: Thank you so much, dog, Appreciate.
- 2:01:18Speaker 2: You, Same team, Andrew Brett Alexander says, same team. Appreciate
- 2:01:24Speaker 2: you dog. The next one was from J. G. Castro,
- 2:01:28Speaker 2: who lost his virginity.
- 2:01:29Speaker 1: Thank you, my boy comes.
- 2:01:35Speaker 3: J says, get nitty to walk like a monkey.
- 2:01:40Speaker 1: I will ship and I would throw it at everybody
- 2:01:43Speaker 1: that's as close.
- 2:01:43Speaker 2: I will come to a moment. Can you be up?
- 2:01:46Speaker 2: Can you be the monkey and I'll be Aladdin?
- 2:01:48Speaker 1: Fit's Halloween ship on your shoulders. True that you get
- 2:01:53Speaker 1: to pick one derogatory costume. Now I'll do it. I'll
- 2:01:56Speaker 1: be Spawn, You'll be spawn, I'll be the clown.
- 2:01:58Speaker 2: You justin Trudeau doing blackface hopefully, please please, I'll just
- 2:02:02Speaker 2: say it's because of you got to blame somebody, right, Yeah,
- 2:02:07Speaker 2: lost the dog.
- 2:02:08Speaker 1: Yeah, he real kicks me out of the building. Come on, dog, No,
- 2:02:11Speaker 1: you wouldn't. That's your father, he wouldn't do that. Okay,
- 2:02:15Speaker 1: what if I do brown face?
- 2:02:17Speaker 2: Already brown now, but like you know, like the like
- 2:02:19Speaker 2: the makeup brown is like ship brown. Like you look
- 2:02:23Speaker 2: like that fucking that rot, that brain rot cartoon, little log.
- 2:02:27Speaker 1: That's what I look like.
- 2:02:28Speaker 2: No, No, I'm saying, like, if you get the brown.
- 2:02:32Speaker 2: Next one comes from Albert McFly. He sends the Globe ethos,
- 2:02:37Speaker 2: thank you so much. Mister three one two says, great show,
- 2:02:42Speaker 2: thank you so much for that last super chat.
- 2:02:45Speaker 1: Appreciate you.
- 2:02:46Speaker 2: Damn you guys are fucking man. Yeah, you guys are
- 2:02:50Speaker 2: the best. The fact that we got to hear you
- 2:02:51Speaker 2: guys and then chop it up with you guys. Everybody
- 2:02:54Speaker 2: was in the chat room, even fucking Next Year was
- 2:02:56Speaker 2: in there. It must not be at the casino. It
- 2:02:59Speaker 2: must be still enjoying his jackpot and calls if you
- 2:03:01Speaker 2: need advice for anything, We're good. We're good at giving advice.
- 2:03:06Speaker 3: Let's pick.
- 2:03:07Speaker 2: Let's pick the first winner right now, niddy, let me
- 2:03:10Speaker 2: get a fucking drum roll. The first winner is going
- 2:03:17Speaker 2: to be Adrian California. Send me your fucking T shirt
- 2:03:27Speaker 2: size and your address and I will send you. We
- 2:03:31Speaker 2: don't smoke the same caliblaze jar and and uh a
- 2:03:34Speaker 2: bunch of we don't smoke the same ship.
- 2:03:36Speaker 1: That's right, Fire I harder next time, Mike Michigan.
- 2:03:41Speaker 3: There's still one more.
- 2:03:42Speaker 1: It's still more food, Kyle, Kyle California. What did you
- 2:03:50Speaker 1: so we had?
- 2:03:50Speaker 5: How many fuck you niddies today?
- 2:03:54Speaker 4: Know?
- 2:03:54Speaker 1: The first one?
- 2:03:55Speaker 2: They shut the funk up? Niddy, I was like that
- 2:03:57Speaker 2: fat was. That's when I was very respect his numbers
- 2:04:01Speaker 2: banned from the fucking browsie opened up the Browsi's just
- 2:04:05Speaker 2: mad that browsie wants to think.
- 2:04:08Speaker 1: I think one more person opened up with they do
- 2:04:11Speaker 1: it in love. It's just all right. We'll count on
- 2:04:14Speaker 1: the next one.
- 2:04:14Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So let's get a drum roll for
- 2:04:18Speaker 2: the second winner. And the second winner is going to
- 2:04:26Speaker 2: be Andrew Brett. Alexander. We have your mental we have
- 2:04:33Speaker 2: the same middle Congratulations Andrew, Yeah, Andrew Bett, Alexandrew.
- 2:04:38Speaker 3: Yeah, And don't worry if you're on Patreon.
- 2:04:40Speaker 2: Not only do you get a chance to win a
- 2:04:43Speaker 2: fucking zip if you're on the number ten a part
- 2:04:46Speaker 2: of the ten subscribers, but we're gonna give away one
- 2:04:49Speaker 2: of the giveaway packages to somebody on Patreon right now.
- 2:04:52Speaker 2: So we're going to pick somebody random on page fifteen.
- 2:04:57Speaker 2: Let's see who the fuck is on page fifteen, and
- 2:05:01Speaker 2: the winner from Patreon is going to be and Dress
- 2:05:04Speaker 2: Relas and Dressed Relas God relations on this.
- 2:05:13Speaker 3: Appreciate you and dress red Las.
- 2:05:14Speaker 2: Thank you so much for subscribing to the Patreon And
- 2:05:19Speaker 2: if I get more people on the Patreon, I'm gonna
- 2:05:21Speaker 2: go in to announce the winner tomorrow because I think
- 2:05:23Speaker 2: there's only three spots left.
- 2:05:25Speaker 3: Red Eyes, what do you got to promote?
- 2:05:26Speaker 1: Dog? Let them know.
- 2:05:27Speaker 3: I know you got something cracking.
- 2:05:29Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah tomorrow. Well shut up Corress too. You know
- 2:05:33Speaker 4: he's hosting we're hosting it over that at this spot.
- 2:05:37Speaker 4: So tomorrow, pull up. We're doing the well actually I'm
- 2:05:39Speaker 4: doing the T shirt drop, the codes t shirt drop,
- 2:05:42Speaker 4: and so it's a party without the homies.
- 2:05:44Speaker 1: You know.
- 2:05:44Speaker 4: We well I'm not gonna name a mom, but yeah
- 2:05:47Speaker 4: we will tomorrow. There's a party at Corres from five
- 2:05:50Speaker 4: to ten. I don't know if you guys are familiar
- 2:05:52Speaker 4: with corrass Marischools or look it up on Instagram. You
- 2:05:55Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. We're shooting the fly right there
- 2:05:57Speaker 4: at nineteen seventeen. You got the address, so yeah, pull
- 2:06:00Speaker 4: up tomorrow if you guys are you know, want to
- 2:06:02Speaker 4: come chill for twenty friendly all ages is free, so whatever,
- 2:06:09Speaker 4: pull up. Yeah, shout out, Uh, you know Corres again.
- 2:06:12Speaker 3: For the shoutout Corres.
- 2:06:13Speaker 1: That was the list for me.
- 2:06:14Speaker 4: And yeah, shout out. We don't smoke the same. Oh yeah,
- 2:06:17Speaker 4: shout out fucking Steph toone. I don't know how how
- 2:06:19Speaker 4: does he get this on the chat? You don't even
- 2:06:20Speaker 4: He's not even the thing.
- 2:06:21Speaker 2: He's on the He texts, he texts us, he texted me,
- 2:06:24Speaker 2: he texted me personally. Every time I say something that
- 2:06:26Speaker 2: catches his interest, he will go out.
- 2:06:29Speaker 1: Of his way to text me.
- 2:06:29Speaker 4: That's dope.
- 2:06:30Speaker 2: Hell yeah, man, it had been a while, so I'm like,
- 2:06:32Speaker 2: I know, I'm back to being interesting. Yeah, thank you
- 2:06:37Speaker 2: so much for uh and everybody. I'll be there tomorrow too,
- 2:06:40Speaker 2: so pull up, Uh what is it? Thank you Ray
- 2:06:43Speaker 2: for running the boards? Money shot films, Money, Real Podcast.
- 2:06:46Speaker 1: Chick lits. You got anywhere you're gonna be at.
- 2:06:49Speaker 5: Uh tomorrow, you could catch my people in the Valley
- 2:06:52Speaker 5: at Valley, saysh I'll be in San Diego. So if
- 2:06:55Speaker 5: anybody's in San Diego and wants to smoke a hash hole,
- 2:06:58Speaker 5: let me know. I'll pull up on you. You know,
- 2:07:01Speaker 5: other than that.
- 2:07:04Speaker 1: I was, you already know what it is. Where you're
- 2:07:07Speaker 1: gonna meet me on Saturday Saturday night, San Diego. If
- 2:07:10Speaker 1: you want to come to my show, hop on a
- 2:07:12Speaker 1: Don't Tell website. Buy tickets for Saturday night. Don't Tell
- 2:07:18Speaker 1: Sunday night. I'll be at the comedy store. Hit me
- 2:07:21Speaker 1: up if you want to come to any of the shows.
- 2:07:23Speaker 1: You already know what it is. I love you guys,
- 2:07:24Speaker 1: number one mex k podcast in America. You guys are
- 2:07:26Speaker 1: the best. Thank you guys so much for supporting us.
- 2:07:29Speaker 1: It means so much. Please prescribe to the Patreon so
- 2:07:32Speaker 1: we could fucking sell you guys another zip. Why not?
- 2:07:36Speaker 2: Hey, don't don't be bringing crickets to nitty show. All right,
- 2:07:39Speaker 2: they'll kick you last time. It's actually pretty respectful because
- 2:07:43Speaker 2: you know, kill it. They laugh, and then they do
- 2:07:45Speaker 2: it for other people. That's just like the worst though.
- 2:07:47Speaker 2: They just like and then the fact that they throw
- 2:07:49Speaker 2: you under the bus is just a classic picture.
- 2:07:55Speaker 1: Some dude like this.
- 2:07:56Speaker 3: He's like, all right, bro, it's time to get out
- 2:07:58Speaker 3: of here and that I but what did this guy
- 2:08:02Speaker 3: look like?
- 2:08:02Speaker 1: Because just I don't know. I was so embarrassed. Mexican.
- 2:08:05Speaker 2: He said that they came for me after doing crickets
- 2:08:07Speaker 2: on this guy didn't even come to the back. I
- 2:08:08Speaker 2: was like, yo, Britne vodka because I just met up
- 2:08:11Speaker 2: with somebody that said that he met me first at
- 2:08:14Speaker 2: that show.
- 2:08:14Speaker 1: You weren't there. I wasn't there at the room show.
- 2:08:18Speaker 1: That was a good show. You were there. That was
- 2:08:19Speaker 1: a good show. You didn't hear that. You didn't hear
- 2:08:20Speaker 1: no crickets. That was a fucking bomb show. The boy
- 2:08:23Speaker 1: killed it.
- 2:08:23Speaker 2: Steph Tone just texted me again, said you're always interesting.
- 2:08:27Speaker 2: I've been I've been pretty busy.
- 2:08:31Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. Bro.
- 2:08:33Speaker 2: I have one of the I have one of the
- 2:08:34Speaker 2: best gts. Well we all have one of the best
- 2:08:36Speaker 2: guitar as as friends, Bro in the world. I was
- 2:08:39Speaker 2: just talking about that ship was with a ray Man
- 2:08:41Speaker 2: And congratulations to the new album. On the new album, bro, Yeah, man,
- 2:08:46Speaker 2: I definitely can't wait till there's a new beer that
- 2:08:48Speaker 2: follows in a new tequila, so we can try it
- 2:08:50Speaker 2: and hopefully nobody breaks the bottle this time.
- 2:08:53Speaker 3: Yeah, go get that album.
- 2:08:55Speaker 2: I know I got a couple of I knows that
- 2:08:57Speaker 2: I'm waiting a couple of vinyl pieces. I'm waiting for
- 2:09:00Speaker 2: them to arrive so I can actually get them signed
- 2:09:02Speaker 2: when you show up back here again because I actually
- 2:09:04Speaker 2: got it, and then we can hook up the fans,
- 2:09:06Speaker 2: you know what I mean, We're gonna go ahead and
- 2:09:08Speaker 2: hook them up. At least it will have step Tones signature.
- 2:09:11Speaker 2: What was the last damn? What was the last one?
- 2:09:13Speaker 2: I can't even see that last one, lady.
- 2:09:20Speaker 5: Honestly, I must stay next to Sea World, so I
- 2:09:23Speaker 5: guess it says downtowns and all that.
- 2:09:27Speaker 1: So there you go.
- 2:09:29Speaker 2: You know, just hit me up, bro, every time I
- 2:09:30Speaker 2: think the SeaWorld to just think about that song. You
- 2:09:32Speaker 2: really hold me tight, you know, because I used to
- 2:09:35Speaker 2: have a commercial in the nineties with that ship and they.
- 2:09:38Speaker 1: Used to have the seals with the Canadian Virginal SeaWorld
- 2:09:41Speaker 1: Marine line just got shut down for a whale abuse
- 2:09:44Speaker 1: because they weren't treating their whales right and ship.
- 2:09:46Speaker 3: I hope that happens to Sea World too, bro.
- 2:09:48Speaker 2: I'm tired of seeing those well said bro, like, just
- 2:09:51Speaker 2: bring Soldier Boy and all the people to other other
- 2:09:53Speaker 2: failing rappers to fucking perform over there at all.
- 2:09:56Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I'll bring some the fattest
- 2:09:58Speaker 1: girls in the world and just call it Sea World
- 2:10:01Speaker 1: and just look at our whales.
- 2:10:03Speaker 5: I just noticed that there's literally like on the curvice
- 2:10:07Speaker 5: of the ocean, like, so.
- 2:10:09Speaker 1: They're stealing them bricks. If the fucking whale could jump over,
- 2:10:12Speaker 1: he'd be free. Yeah, he really free. He would be free.
- 2:10:16Speaker 1: That's how that's how crazy it is.
- 2:10:17Speaker 2: And but yeah, I mean, I'll definitely make my way
- 2:10:21Speaker 2: eventually you see world. But look September eighth through the
- 2:10:24Speaker 2: fucking twelve, I'm gonna be in Las Vegas. So if
- 2:10:27Speaker 2: you want to make some content or if you've got
- 2:10:28Speaker 2: a high hungry spot for me, let me know. I'm
- 2:10:30Speaker 2: also looking for an intern for that day for those days,
- 2:10:33Speaker 2: a camera, a guy in turn or something like that,
- 2:10:36Speaker 2: somebody that's used to handling a camera and it's cool
- 2:10:38Speaker 2: to just follow around a record let me know. If
- 2:10:41Speaker 2: you're in Vegas, that's even fucking better. But I have
- 2:10:44Speaker 2: a camera for you. If you don't have one yourself,
- 2:10:48Speaker 2: that's a paid gig two as well. So but if
- 2:10:51Speaker 2: I'm gonna pay you fool, you better have experience. But
- 2:10:53Speaker 2: I'm becoming at me. He's like food. We just had
- 2:10:54Speaker 2: this camera collecting, does you know what I mean? I
- 2:10:56Speaker 2: want to see some fucking experience. Also, to catch me Sunday,
- 2:11:00Speaker 2: Sunday Sunday at the LAFC game.
- 2:11:03Speaker 1: I will be there twelve o'clock.
- 2:11:05Speaker 2: The game doesn't start till seven forty five, but I'm
- 2:11:07Speaker 2: gonna be there posted at twelve with my fucking shirts
- 2:11:10Speaker 2: with the LAFC hats. Go get them first. Thirty people
- 2:11:13Speaker 2: get a free fucking bag or some fire dogs. Straight up, bro,
- 2:11:17Speaker 2: we're all gonna be blazing enough with the forty two's.
- 2:11:19Speaker 2: Hopefully I don't blackout before the game starts. The hell yeah,
- 2:11:23Speaker 2: they ain't losing, they ain't busting the galaxy. Huh No,
- 2:11:27Speaker 2: it's just a sun the new player, the LAFC merch.
- 2:11:31Speaker 2: I'm only gonna have that, So just make sure you
- 2:11:34Speaker 2: know you guys fucking pull up. With that being said,
- 2:11:37Speaker 2: I don't know. No, I don't think we're gonna well,
- 2:11:39Speaker 2: I don't know. We might do Sunday, we might not.
- 2:11:41Speaker 2: It might be Sunday morning. I don't know. Still to
- 2:11:43Speaker 2: be decided. If not, we'll catch you next week. That
- 2:11:45Speaker 2: being said, peace out, yoa