Latest / Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast / NOTHING TO GET UPSET ABOUT | S50 Ep1
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hello, it's p d H. Look, I'll make this quick.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Many of you have asked, and after four seasons, we've
- 0:07Speaker 2: finally done it. We are making the merch. So if
- 0:10Speaker 2: you want a hat or a shirt with our logo
- 0:13Speaker 2: on it, click the link in the description. All right, bye,
- 0:18Speaker 2: explain what you mean by that.
- 0:19Speaker 3: They gave you a wedge.
- 0:24Speaker 2: This is making the merge.
- 0:31Speaker 4: I'm a dog person.
- 0:33Speaker 5: I'm making I'm coming over.
- 0:39Speaker 6: You know.
- 0:44Speaker 5: You's.
- 0:53Speaker 1: All I wanted to do is win million.
- 1:00Speaker 2: As he's got a new logo, a new theme song
- 1:03Speaker 2: now or an updated theme song.
- 1:05Speaker 1: It's season fifty.
- 1:07Speaker 2: My name is p D and I guess we'll start
- 1:09Speaker 2: how we were starting last season. I've got oh sho,
- 1:14Speaker 2: I've got I mean, remember everybody on my team. I've
- 1:17Speaker 2: got Aubrey Sirie, Stephanie D, Jonathan and one other player.
- 1:24Speaker 1: It's early in the morning.
- 1:27Speaker 7: Whose you've got Aubrey Siri, Stephanie, Rick D and Jathans.
- 1:36Speaker 1: That's the other one, Yeah, the forgettable Rick Devons.
- 1:39Speaker 5: No, he was he was good in this episode. Man,
- 1:42Speaker 5: he won me over. I'm Chase and I have Jenna Christian, Angelina,
- 1:51Speaker 5: Coach Q and Kyle Hi.
- 1:54Speaker 3: I'm brand I have Chrissy, Savannah, Cole, Joe, Emily and Tiff.
- 2:04Speaker 7: I'm Jonathan also known as Joran apparently, and I have Genevieve, Ozzy, Charlie,
- 2:11Speaker 7: Riz God Camilla and Mike White.
- 2:15Speaker 1: I'm very excited to crack this coconut with you guys.
- 2:18Speaker 5: Oh man, I mean, guys, we gotta we gotta get
- 2:21Speaker 5: a little bit more hype this morning. Its season and
- 2:24Speaker 5: I'll just go ou out of the gate.
- 2:26Speaker 1: I'll say what everybody's thinking.
- 2:27Speaker 5: It ruled. It was that three hours flew by. Ah.
- 2:33Speaker 2: It ruled so much better than everything we sat through
- 2:37Speaker 2: last season.
- 2:38Speaker 1: No, no disrespect the new era.
- 2:41Speaker 2: No disrespected forty nine, but the returning players, all of
- 2:44Speaker 2: it is so much fun.
- 2:46Speaker 7: I'll say it. I'll disrespect the forty nine ers. It
- 2:50Speaker 7: was way better than the premiere forty nine. It was
- 2:53Speaker 7: way better than any premiere recently. I just really liked it.
- 2:57Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a it was a ripper.
- 2:59Speaker 1: I'll disrespec the forty nine ers. Two.
- 3:01Speaker 2: They have injury issues here after year. Kyle Shanahan just
- 3:04Speaker 2: can't seem to get it done, all right, So we're
- 3:07Speaker 2: cracking this coconut racket. Let's crack that coconut. We're not
- 3:12Speaker 2: starting with zoom calls. We're not starting with Jeff giving
- 3:16Speaker 2: a speech as he walks slowly. We're kicking things off
- 3:19Speaker 2: with an epic Survivor montage. We got the Borneo intro,
- 3:24Speaker 2: Richard Hatch being naked, Fair Place Dad, Grandma, Eric giving
- 3:28Speaker 2: his idol away, Angelina asking for the jacket. We even
- 3:30Speaker 2: got the Liz meltdown in a tight shot of the
- 3:32Speaker 2: Applebee's burger.
- 3:34Speaker 7: Stop. Yes, the punch in on the burger was amazing.
- 3:38Speaker 1: Yeah, brand how did you feel about this intro?
- 3:40Speaker 3: It was a great intro. It made it made me
- 3:42Speaker 3: feel all warm inside. And I'm also not strong enough
- 3:48Speaker 3: to not have watched it when they posted it a
- 3:50Speaker 3: day early, so I watched it for a second that.
- 3:55Speaker 1: I loved it.
- 3:55Speaker 5: I think it would have been funnier if they did
- 3:57Speaker 5: a montage of all of their controversial moments over the year.
- 4:00Speaker 5: We could have got Stephanie saying the R word, could
- 4:03Speaker 5: have got Richard Hatch attacking people on All Stars.
- 4:07Speaker 1: It could have been a really a who's who of
- 4:10Speaker 1: who's in trouble.
- 4:11Speaker 4: It would have been a bold choice.
- 4:13Speaker 2: Yeah, and that makes me glad Chase is not the
- 4:15Speaker 2: executive producer.
- 4:16Speaker 1: Yet makes me wish he was Jeff.
- 4:19Speaker 2: But once we did hit the beach, we got our
- 4:21Speaker 2: Jeff speech. And I'll just repeat how Jeff ended the
- 4:25Speaker 2: speech where Jeff said, this is it.
- 4:28Speaker 5: You are it, and the.
- 4:29Speaker 2: Only thing we want in exchange for giving you this
- 4:31Speaker 2: spot is everything.
- 4:33Speaker 5: We want your blood.
- 4:35Speaker 1: You got it, mister Jeff.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Thanks Brandy, listeners, that was Brand, not Jonathan.
- 4:45Speaker 1: I know it was Brand doing Jonathan. Yeah, that Jack
- 4:48Speaker 1: Brand was doing Jonathan.
- 4:49Speaker 7: What was he?
- 4:51Speaker 3: Honestly, if given the chance, brother, I don't know what
- 4:54Speaker 3: I'd say, Oh other Jonathan.
- 4:56Speaker 7: Yeah, mister Jeff, Yeah, mister Jeff.
- 5:01Speaker 1: We want your tears. We want it all.
- 5:04Speaker 2: And Jeff called on a few people to talk, but
- 5:06Speaker 2: the most impactful one was Suri. Jeff told her she
- 5:09Speaker 2: had some of the most historic moments and survivor. What's
- 5:12Speaker 2: most significantly different about you today? He asked, and SuRie,
- 5:16Speaker 2: while explaining how much Survivor meant to her and the
- 5:19Speaker 2: courage it gave her, she started crying, and then Camilla
- 5:22Speaker 2: started crying.
- 5:23Speaker 1: Even Ozzy shed a tear. A single tear, A single tear.
- 5:27Speaker 5: Hey, looking back, having now seen the whole episode, do
- 5:31Speaker 5: you think that that moment when Currie was talking about
- 5:34Speaker 5: what survivor means to her and what it's given to
- 5:36Speaker 5: her and Ozzy shed a single tear. Do you think
- 5:39Speaker 5: that's the moment where Ozzie's like, if I get the chance,
- 5:42Speaker 5: I'm going all the way with SuRie Because I mean,
- 5:45Speaker 5: that's very detrimental to what happened in the episode this weekend.
- 5:49Speaker 5: Ozzy backed up Sere big time.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Certainly possible, certainly possible, instrumental. No, no, no, I'm detrimental because
- 5:57Speaker 1: of what happened to me.
- 5:59Speaker 3: I will say too. Siri was getting like a she's
- 6:04Speaker 3: dying at it and in this episode, I'm like, is
- 6:07Speaker 3: there something we don't know about Seri?
- 6:09Speaker 1: I thought it was weird how they started off with
- 6:11Speaker 1: a memorial for Rudy.
- 6:12Speaker 4: That was weird.
- 6:14Speaker 1: This is the edit this three guy call an ambulance,
- 6:17Speaker 1: but not for.
- 6:17Speaker 7: Surre, for you, you know, I I will I'm gonna
- 6:25Speaker 7: say it.
- 6:26Speaker 5: Is Serie going to lose again this season? Probably?
- 6:31Speaker 3: Yeahan said, Okay, I'm gonna say it, then asked a
- 6:40Speaker 3: very simple question.
- 6:42Speaker 1: We all don't make me say.
- 6:43Speaker 5: It, Don't I say it?
- 6:45Speaker 7: Okay? Do you want me to say what I actually
- 6:47Speaker 7: was going to say, or do you want me to say?
- 6:49Speaker 7: What again? What I just said? Do you want me
- 6:51Speaker 7: to say I was gonna say, I'm gonna say it.
- 6:54Speaker 5: Who actually cares that Siri is back?
- 6:58Speaker 1: And you're an idiot?
- 6:59Speaker 4: You sorry?
- 7:00Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
- 7:01Speaker 3: Look, See this is why I where's the boot button
- 7:04Speaker 3: on this?
- 7:05Speaker 7: I just don't care. I just don't care.
- 7:09Speaker 5: Person that tried to get sore early? I remember Petridge
- 7:14Speaker 5: Farms nice Chased.
- 7:18Speaker 4: I can't. I can't boot them, but I can mute them.
- 7:22Speaker 2: Please for the rest of the episode. But you have
- 7:24Speaker 2: to stay Jonathan and just not say anything. You're in
- 7:27Speaker 2: time Look notice how it changed what I was.
- 7:34Speaker 1: Jonathan. Being in time out is a great thing we
- 7:36Speaker 1: should bring in for this seven. Something that's stupid as
- 7:41Speaker 1: shouldn't be here.
- 7:41Speaker 7: Like I didn't say she shouldn't be here.
- 7:44Speaker 5: I just said, who cares?
- 7:47Speaker 8: Jonathan? Stop? You're driving me crazy?
- 7:51Speaker 1: Jonathan? Yeah, why, hey, raise someone to flirt with you?
- 7:56Speaker 4: I didn't.
- 7:57Speaker 7: I didn't.
- 7:58Speaker 5: The rumors are not true.
- 8:01Speaker 9: Jacking it for fifty No, you got you got more? Wow, Jonathan,
- 8:13Speaker 9: You're a much better YouTuber than Chases. He hasn't even
- 8:17Speaker 9: seen Star Wars.
- 8:18Speaker 5: You've gotten too far. You've gone too far, seeing woman
- 8:21Speaker 5: to insult me, to make you seem better. You hit
- 8:25Speaker 5: one hundred and fifty k subs. You can call me.
- 8:27Speaker 7: I'll call you tomorrow.
- 8:29Speaker 5: But I uh, you know.
- 8:31Speaker 7: So, here's the thing, Chase. I didn't I didn't pay anybody.
- 8:35Speaker 7: But if the people think it, they I can't stop them.
- 8:37Speaker 7: If they think this, you know, I can't believe I
- 8:39Speaker 7: got brought into this.
- 8:41Speaker 5: Chase.
- 8:41Speaker 9: It's nothing to get upset about.
- 8:43Speaker 1: No way, did you just did?
- 8:47Speaker 5: That's brutal man pretty rough the way that my bit.
- 8:54Speaker 5: I thought that bit was gonna be like a harmless,
- 8:56Speaker 5: cheesy bit of like guy, I just got to get
- 8:58Speaker 5: upset over the amount of times has been used against
- 9:01Speaker 5: me in the past twenty four hours and insane Chase.
- 9:04Speaker 9: It's nothing to get upset about.
- 9:05Speaker 1: Oh Jesus.
- 9:06Speaker 2: The last thing that we heard before the tribes were
- 9:08Speaker 2: formed was Coach saying, let's slay some dragons.
- 9:12Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a really wholesome, fun moment that Jazz
- 9:16Speaker 5: for this season.
- 9:17Speaker 4: I loved when he started, he said, what was it?
- 9:20Speaker 3: The most powerful feeling in.
- 9:22Speaker 7: The world is regret?
- 9:25Speaker 1: Dang, Yeah, I don't. I don't know thinks so you
- 9:28Speaker 1: guys just don't understand.
- 9:30Speaker 5: Dude, You guys just don't understand that coach is gonna
- 9:31Speaker 5: win this whole season because he has the most powerful
- 9:33Speaker 5: feeling in the world backing him up.
- 9:35Speaker 3: You know, Like, what about hope and the greatest of
- 9:39Speaker 3: these regret?
- 9:41Speaker 2: Well, he says, because it gnaws. It tells you what
- 9:43Speaker 2: you should have done and what you could have done,
- 9:45Speaker 2: but you can't listen to it.
- 9:47Speaker 7: What about like you hear about crimes of passion right
- 9:50Speaker 7: like anger? I don't think I've ever heard some of those,
- 9:53Speaker 7: like I killed this person because of regret.
- 9:55Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. Man, If you put an
- 9:57Speaker 1: instrumental under it, it kind of sounds like a Kendrick.
- 9:59Speaker 1: So can I see the lyrics?
- 10:01Speaker 4: It's intremental?
- 10:03Speaker 1: Do you say we just have the last line of it?
- 10:07Speaker 1: I don't.
- 10:07Speaker 5: I don't know you said anas, What did you say?
- 10:10Speaker 2: He said that regret gnaws at you and tells you
- 10:12Speaker 2: what you should have done and could have done.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Well, you should have done, could have done?
- 10:15Speaker 5: I mean, I think we could get something really special
- 10:17Speaker 5: with coach, maybe so great contribution chess. Does that mean
- 10:22Speaker 5: that wasn't fun? No, it's nothing to could have said over.
- 10:25Speaker 2: Okay, should I say what the tribe splits are?
- 10:29Speaker 1: Yeah, we definitely should do that.
- 10:31Speaker 2: Okay, Sila, we have Christian Suri, Emily, Jenna, Joe, Ozzie,
- 10:37Speaker 2: Devin's and Savannah. And then on Callo we have Charlie,
- 10:42Speaker 2: Chrissy is speaking, Benjamin Coach, Wade, Di Viadaris, Jonathan Young, Camilla,
- 10:49Speaker 2: Mike White, and Tiffany. And then on Vatu, which we
- 10:52Speaker 2: all thought was the disaster tribe, Uh no it wasn't.
- 10:56Speaker 2: We have a Aubrey Colby, Genevieve, Kyle, Ke Rizzo, and
- 11:01Speaker 2: Stephanie to admit when I'm wrong.
- 11:03Speaker 5: Yeah, me too. I mean who knew Q was practicing
- 11:07Speaker 5: in his time away? He was as good at challenges
- 11:09Speaker 5: this season.
- 11:10Speaker 7: Canna, I'm gonna ask you a question real quick, which is, uh,
- 11:13Speaker 7: do we think that they wanted it to feel us
- 11:16Speaker 7: if the tribes were random? Just from how they shot
- 11:20Speaker 7: it with them, Peo, that was weird.
- 11:21Speaker 5: How they did that, because it immediately confused everyone in
- 11:23Speaker 5: the chat.
- 11:24Speaker 1: We were all like random. Clearly they grab the one
- 11:28Speaker 1: with your name on it.
- 11:28Speaker 3: Yeah, but I was just too excited by the tray
- 11:31Speaker 3: of buffs, you know.
- 11:32Speaker 1: Yeah, usually you see a tray of buff You think
- 11:35Speaker 1: it's random, it wouldn't have been smart to do it randomly,
- 11:38Speaker 1: with the people having history and stuff.
- 11:41Speaker 5: I thought it was decided to put Stephanie and Colby
- 11:44Speaker 5: on the same on the same tribe together. I thought
- 11:46Speaker 5: that was an interesting choice because they've obviously pre game together.
- 11:50Speaker 1: I don't know she said that it's unspoken. I don't know, man.
- 11:54Speaker 5: I listened to those pre interviews and both of them
- 11:55Speaker 5: were like, yeah, I think we're gonna work together. I
- 11:57Speaker 5: think even though we haven't talked fifteen years, I'm thinking
- 12:00Speaker 5: we're gonna work together.
- 12:01Speaker 7: Makes get to this.
- 12:03Speaker 5: You know, look, maybe we're gonna work together. I don't
- 12:06Speaker 5: know who is that. That was Stephanie and Colby together.
- 12:15Speaker 5: I think we're gonna work together, man, I think they
- 12:17Speaker 5: no way, I haven't spoken fifteen years. I think we're
- 12:19Speaker 5: gonna work because both of them at the same time.
- 12:21Speaker 5: Let's do it at the same time. I think we're
- 12:23Speaker 5: gonna work together.
- 12:24Speaker 6: I think.
- 12:28Speaker 7: That might be the only person who laughs at that.
- 12:32Speaker 2: Making the Merges back, Baby, the Making the Merge, making
- 12:36Speaker 2: the Yes all right, before we get to the.
- 12:40Speaker 5: Making the Merge podcast.
- 12:42Speaker 1: Thank goodness, Rob, Yeah, great contribution.
- 12:44Speaker 7: Rob.
- 12:45Speaker 2: Before we get to the favorite part of the episode,
- 12:47Speaker 2: Jeff tells the players the results of the two fan votes.
- 12:51Speaker 2: Jeff first told the players about the rice, and he
- 12:53Speaker 2: did a classic Survivor fake out.
- 12:55Speaker 1: With his setup he did. He said, the fans decided
- 12:58Speaker 1: to give you.
- 13:00Speaker 2: The crowd went wild thinking they could eat, and then
- 13:02Speaker 2: Jeff says, they decided to give you the chance to
- 13:05Speaker 2: show what badasses you are because you get nothing, and
- 13:08Speaker 2: they said, wait what Yeah, and then they also had
- 13:10Speaker 2: to earn the tribe supplies. Chase, do you remember how
- 13:13Speaker 2: you voted in this Yeah, I.
- 13:15Speaker 5: Voted to give them rice, and I voted yeah, I
- 13:18Speaker 5: voted to help them as much as possible, because the
- 13:21Speaker 5: way I see it is if everyone is feeling good
- 13:26Speaker 5: and having a and you know, got enough rice in
- 13:29Speaker 5: their system, it makes for a better season because they're
- 13:31Speaker 5: being more energetic to be more fun. I think this
- 13:34Speaker 5: was a very important quote from a very important novel
- 13:37Speaker 5: that said, no one wants to watch people slowly starve
- 13:41Speaker 5: to death. That's from the Hunger Games, I do.
- 13:45Speaker 7: I said no rice, and I said no supplies.
- 13:48Speaker 2: Well, that's because you're an idiot. You don't know anything
- 13:50Speaker 2: about Survivor. Well, the majority of Survivor fans are idiots.
- 13:54Speaker 2: According to Chase, I also voted for no Rice and
- 13:56Speaker 2: A Supplies.
- 13:56Speaker 1: Yeah, I would argue, I'm still right. Have you guys
- 13:59Speaker 1: seen the Survivor fans on Twitter?
- 14:00Speaker 7: Have you seen Chase his team?
- 14:02Speaker 9: Though, Chase, it's nothing to get upset about.
- 14:09Speaker 5: Oh god, how just become a me bit? How did
- 14:13Speaker 5: I thought we were making fun of Jonathan this season?
- 14:15Speaker 9: How does Jonathan You're a much better YouTube than Chases Jonathan.
- 14:21Speaker 2: It's because Jonathan's paying for it. So of course, no
- 14:25Speaker 2: one ever picks on brand or p D. Why would they?
- 14:29Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 14:31Speaker 5: Why.
- 14:31Speaker 1: Why are you picking approach?
- 14:34Speaker 5: Yeah exactly, Yeah, I don't know, Chase.
- 14:37Speaker 7: Maybe we should talk after this and figure out what's
- 14:41Speaker 7: wrong with us.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Sometimes group therapy lay.
- 14:45Speaker 8: Hey, Jonathan, great contributions.
- 14:51Speaker 1: All right, now, it's Marooning Challenge time with Chase.
- 14:54Speaker 5: It's everybody's part of the episode.
- 14:58Speaker 4: Everybody's part.
- 15:00Speaker 5: Oh, we're all getting everybody's part.
- 15:02Speaker 1: We all get to it and do it.
- 15:04Speaker 2: It's a part of the episode for everybody.
- 15:08Speaker 7: Jason's like, what is it about me that makes me
- 15:10Speaker 7: get bullied? It's everybody's part of the episode.
- 15:13Speaker 2: I guess we're all gonna do like one line at
- 15:16Speaker 2: a time of the challenge and everybody's part of the episode.
- 15:19Speaker 7: Oh man, I didn't practice.
- 15:21Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 15:25Speaker 4: How do you spell Derby?
- 15:29Speaker 7: See?
- 15:29Speaker 2: This is what happens when Chase leaves at gold Derby.
- 15:32Speaker 2: He doesn't know how to do it part anymore?
- 15:34Speaker 1: Three hour premiere.
- 15:37Speaker 5: Uh, me and p D didn't get didn't leave my
- 15:39Speaker 5: house until twelve thirty last night.
- 15:41Speaker 4: Why did.
- 15:45Speaker 5: Because PD PD from take me and then we had
- 15:50Speaker 5: to get up really early so that I can go
- 15:51Speaker 5: pick up PD. I no from room. Yep, all right,
- 15:56Speaker 5: I'm pretty tired, fellas, So please excuse my faux paw
- 16:00Speaker 5: of saying it's everyone's part of the episode, even though
- 16:03Speaker 5: I do feel like it could be a good message
- 16:05Speaker 5: that we could take forward that this is this is
- 16:07Speaker 5: for everybody. Everybody.
- 16:10Speaker 2: It's challenged time with Chase, but it's everyone's part of
- 16:12Speaker 2: the episode.
- 16:15Speaker 5: Guys, it's a marooning challenge and it kicks off this episode.
- 16:19Speaker 5: Did you guys enjoy the way that before we get
- 16:21Speaker 5: into the details, did you guys enjoy the way that
- 16:23Speaker 5: this marining challenge did compared to how we have typically
- 16:26Speaker 5: seen the marine challenges in the New Era.
- 16:28Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought it's fun no mud.
- 16:30Speaker 1: We got mud later, but I was taken aback by
- 16:33Speaker 1: no mud.
- 16:35Speaker 6: No.
- 16:35Speaker 4: I like, I liked.
- 16:36Speaker 3: I like it anytime there's like stations. I don't know
- 16:39Speaker 3: if that's the right word for it, but everybody has
- 16:41Speaker 3: to do.
- 16:42Speaker 4: Something to move it along.
- 16:44Speaker 5: I like that. It's always a good way to start.
- 16:46Speaker 1: I liked that they didn't immediately cover the cast in mud.
- 16:48Speaker 4: Yeah right away, they waited two hours.
- 16:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
- 16:53Speaker 7: I don't really feel like the mud thing. I didn't
- 16:55Speaker 7: even think about the fact that there was no mud
- 16:57Speaker 7: until I was in the chat looking and people were like,
- 16:59Speaker 7: there's no mud.
- 17:00Speaker 5: So I don't know why. It's an odd fixation for everyone.
- 17:04Speaker 5: It's because for the past few years he just really
- 17:06Speaker 5: loves birthing them into Survivors Mud.
- 17:10Speaker 1: It's because he burns them into the game.
- 17:12Speaker 3: It's less about the mud and more about Jeff. Jeffs
- 17:16Speaker 3: a weird way. He just talks about it.
- 17:20Speaker 1: Everyone says that he loves tar and feathering them.
- 17:24Speaker 5: Stuff.
- 17:27Speaker 1: But this challenge was very interesting.
- 17:28Speaker 5: Vatu held the strong lead for the entire challenge, and
- 17:33Speaker 5: they were able to take the first one of the season,
- 17:35Speaker 5: which earned them fire in the form of flint, as
- 17:37Speaker 5: well as a massive bonfire awaiting them at camp. I
- 17:39Speaker 5: don't think we've seen that before, have we.
- 17:42Speaker 1: No, that was fun.
- 17:43Speaker 3: I don't really know what it does for them long term,
- 17:44Speaker 3: but it was nice.
- 17:45Speaker 7: If they keep me going the whole time, then they
- 17:48Speaker 7: just have a massive fire.
- 17:49Speaker 3: I mean, but you also have to like, that's a
- 17:51Speaker 3: lot of wood they have to keep getting.
- 17:53Speaker 5: Oh, that is a lot of wood, and it rains
- 17:55Speaker 5: in Fiji breaking news, it rains, so that'd probably put
- 17:59Speaker 5: it out.
- 18:00Speaker 1: I would imagine.
- 18:01Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was neat to see it.
- 18:03Speaker 1: Yeah, it was cool.
- 18:04Speaker 3: But how did steph get through the sand that quick?
- 18:07Speaker 3: Like under the log It's like she just.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Like yeah, No.
- 18:10Speaker 5: The challenge was extremely impressive. I mean, we watched everyone
- 18:13Speaker 5: from the old era not miss a beat. I don't
- 18:16Speaker 5: think anyone really struggled at this challenge. That being said,
- 18:20Speaker 5: it was just so easy for.
- 18:22Speaker 1: VA two because Stephanie is a forty five year old
- 18:26Speaker 1: challenge beast like Sue.
- 18:28Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, but it's not like the other two.
- 18:31Speaker 3: I'm trying to remember who was going under the sand,
- 18:34Speaker 3: But it's not like Stephanie was like a lot smaller
- 18:38Speaker 3: than them, like they were all similar, Like.
- 18:41Speaker 4: Stephanie just went boo right through it. Yeah.
- 18:43Speaker 5: Man, it was just so cool, especially like seeing Ozny
- 18:46Speaker 5: not miss miss a step, seeing the challenge beasts of
- 18:49Speaker 5: the past like Colby, because I mean, he's really dropped
- 18:52Speaker 5: the ball in past seasons.
- 18:53Speaker 4: Where Kobe was great.
- 18:54Speaker 1: In this episode, he did so good in the challenges.
- 18:57Speaker 1: You can tell that he definitely worked on that.
- 18:59Speaker 3: Ozzie just looked like he was late for roller Derby
- 19:01Speaker 3: the entire episode.
- 19:03Speaker 2: Ozzy, I don't know, he felt like an extra on
- 19:06Speaker 2: the Pirates of the Caribbean four. Also, Shamba, people think
- 19:13Speaker 2: he's Shambo.
- 19:14Speaker 5: Now do you guys even know shit? I mean no,
- 19:18Speaker 5: I think Bean does. But did Jonathan do you did
- 19:20Speaker 5: you watch that season with Shambo?
- 19:23Speaker 7: I know who Shambo is, but I don't know that
- 19:26Speaker 7: I watched the season. Yeah, because you don't know anything
- 19:28Speaker 7: about Survivor. Yeah, I just know that Ossi is my favorite,
- 19:31Speaker 7: which is what I drafted.
- 19:32Speaker 5: Do Oh God, I will say I think a lot
- 19:35Speaker 5: of what I talked about in this episode is going
- 19:37Speaker 5: to be about Ozzy because I didn't foresee this, but
- 19:41Speaker 5: the second that episode started and I saw Ozzy playing
- 19:44Speaker 5: Survivor again. I reverted back to when I was first
- 19:46Speaker 5: watching Survivor for the first time.
- 19:48Speaker 1: I was so much you should have taken him first.
- 19:51Speaker 1: I should have. I mean, in hindsight, I should have
- 19:55Speaker 1: taken him first. Let me finish this challenge thing up though,
- 19:59Speaker 1: to get upset about.
- 20:01Speaker 5: Uh. The fan vote dictated that the other supplies also
- 20:04Speaker 5: had to be earned through a separate challenge by one
- 20:07Speaker 5: volunteering member of each tribe. Coach was selected for Carlo,
- 20:11Speaker 5: Ozzy was selected for Scilla Celia, and he was selected
- 20:15Speaker 5: for Vatu. And I think we were all very excited
- 20:17Speaker 5: to see Coach, Ozzy and Q together.
- 20:20Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 20:20Speaker 4: I love that.
- 20:21Speaker 3: It was like, Coach, you're going, and then they were like,
- 20:22Speaker 3: well that means Ozzy's going. And then C's like and
- 20:26Speaker 3: here I am.
- 20:27Speaker 5: Yeah, I d just volunteered coach. Yeah, I mean the
- 20:34Speaker 5: Coach versus Ozzy dynamic. I think was a really cool
- 20:37Speaker 5: callback to pass season. He's out here just being a producer.
- 20:40Speaker 3: Yeah, Coach, get out there.
- 20:42Speaker 4: It'll be good TV.
- 20:44Speaker 2: And the like Rizzo not being able to hide his
- 20:48Speaker 2: super fan thing and it's going South Pacific.
- 20:53Speaker 7: I kept having the same feeling like that I have
- 20:56Speaker 7: when you watch like an Avengers movie, when you're like,
- 20:58Speaker 7: those two characters are in a scene together, that's so crazy, Like,
- 21:02Speaker 7: but that's how I felt watching them. And then suddenly
- 21:06Speaker 7: Q is just in the background. It felt it felt
- 21:10Speaker 7: like a weird like alternate universe, where like why the
- 21:12Speaker 7: game and your custom character is in the cut scene
- 21:15Speaker 7: and looks really different than the other characters.
- 21:18Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that feeling that you described, like those two
- 21:21Speaker 2: are in a scene, that's crazy, That's how I felt
- 21:23Speaker 2: for three hours.
- 21:24Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 21:24Speaker 1: It was the first time I watched Heroes versus Villains.
- 21:28Speaker 5: It was like, I was so blown away, and I
- 21:29Speaker 5: haven't felt that way until now season fifty.
- 21:34Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 21:35Speaker 2: So before we go on a little journey, we get
- 21:37Speaker 2: to see some of the tribe dynamics. First we go
- 21:39Speaker 2: to Vatu, and this is where we find out that
- 21:41Speaker 2: Colby thinks Rizzo is annoying as hell.
- 21:44Speaker 1: Dude, but I never met a Rizzo that.
- 21:47Speaker 3: Was on the up and up.
- 21:48Speaker 1: That's right. He's not on the up and up.
- 21:50Speaker 2: He's loud and talks a lot, according to Colby, and
- 21:53Speaker 2: doesn't work as hard as a lot of the twenty
- 21:55Speaker 2: five year old Colby knows.
- 21:56Speaker 3: I gotta be honest, I've never been more annoyed with
- 21:59Speaker 3: Rizzo than when he was looking at Colby explaining how
- 22:03Speaker 3: to build something and being like, it's just not gonna
- 22:05Speaker 3: fly in the new era, brother, shut it.
- 22:09Speaker 2: Yeah, he's talking about uh, he's giving him survivor advice.
- 22:13Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 22:13Speaker 2: Look, if if you ever need anything like, uh, just
- 22:17Speaker 2: just come and talk to me. You don't have to
- 22:19Speaker 2: would and stuff. You know, that's not that's not how
- 22:22Speaker 2: it works in this new game.
- 22:24Speaker 7: I felt devastated for riz God in this moment though,
- 22:28Speaker 7: because I mean, we're seeing it go down. I'm like, oh, dude,
- 22:32Speaker 7: Rizz is gonna watch this like he's gonna see one
- 22:34Speaker 7: of his heroes literally be like, I think I hate
- 22:37Speaker 7: this guy. Was the way that Colby did it too,
- 22:40Speaker 7: because he kind of did his own Jeff pulling the
- 22:42Speaker 7: rug out from under us, because he was like he
- 22:44Speaker 7: was talking to Stephanie.
- 22:45Speaker 5: He was like, Okay, I like Kyle, we gotta work
- 22:46Speaker 5: with Kyle. I like I like everybody. I do, not
- 22:49Speaker 5: like Risk Gott.
- 22:51Speaker 7: It was just.
- 22:53Speaker 2: Now the the Cola tribe. I believe that's how that's pronounced.
- 22:59Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, if you need some help, call of the tribe.
- 23:03Speaker 5: Call it what you want. Oh you didn't know, you
- 23:07Speaker 5: better call somebody?
- 23:09Speaker 2: Yeah, nice, call it back. Now to the call of Tribe.
- 23:13Speaker 2: It's all about Mike White. Mike White has abs. He
- 23:16Speaker 2: asked if her teeth were real. He's trying to take
- 23:19Speaker 2: a back seat and let other people take over in
- 23:21Speaker 2: the game. And then he cried talking about how Survivor
- 23:23Speaker 2: has made him feel like he can get through anything
- 23:26Speaker 2: and learn lessons he needed to learn, and he'd be
- 23:28Speaker 2: a fool not to take this opportunity.
- 23:30Speaker 1: Brand do your Mike White impression. It's just me Mike
- 23:33Speaker 1: White as now.
- 23:36Speaker 3: I was so happy with the Mike White at it.
- 23:38Speaker 3: I thought he was so good in this episode.
- 23:40Speaker 4: It was so good. I was worried we were gonna lose.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Yeah, in that.
- 23:45Speaker 3: Episode, I was like, we're like, we all know Mike
- 23:48Speaker 3: White does not have to be here, yet everything he's
- 23:52Speaker 3: giving us is so good. I was set up to
- 23:55Speaker 3: like be so sad at him get in the first
- 23:58Speaker 3: boot and he didn't.
- 23:59Speaker 1: So his conversation with d about Veneer was the highlight
- 24:05Speaker 1: of that.
- 24:05Speaker 4: He literally chompers.
- 24:07Speaker 5: He's like, where did you get those chompers from?
- 24:09Speaker 4: Are they real?
- 24:11Speaker 5: He said no, I think he said, are they yours?
- 24:13Speaker 7: Are yours? No, dude is ripped now though, what the heck?
- 24:23Speaker 7: He pulled up PD and just started eating a bunch
- 24:25Speaker 7: of protein and all of a sudden had abs.
- 24:27Speaker 1: He's also the oldest player out there. Yeah, yeah, he's uh,
- 24:33Speaker 1: he's jacking it in the gym, Yeah he is.
- 24:35Speaker 9: And he's on the jacking it for fifty.
- 24:39Speaker 2: He is jacking it for fifty with Jonathan. What he's
- 24:42Speaker 2: a jackpot?
- 24:43Speaker 1: Right? Oh?
- 24:44Speaker 7: Yeah, he is a jackpot. I mean I remembered that,
- 24:46Speaker 7: but I was just I thought you meant the other Jonathan.
- 24:49Speaker 7: This is gonna be a long for that.
- 24:50Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's go ahead.
- 24:51Speaker 8: Oh my god, Jonathan, You're so silly.
- 24:55Speaker 1: We have a Jonathan playing on Survivor this season.
- 24:57Speaker 5: We need to call we need to give that guy
- 24:59Speaker 5: a nickname that way, because I don't think we're gonna
- 25:02Speaker 5: four We just called Jonathan Jorde.
- 25:04Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think we're gonna forget that.
- 25:06Speaker 5: Like, I think it's a lot more because we don't
- 25:08Speaker 5: have a familiar reputation or relationship with the Giant.
- 25:11Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, call him the Giant. I like that,
- 25:16Speaker 1: Jonathan GJ.
- 25:20Speaker 3: Mike White, are you Giants.
- 25:25Speaker 7: That was.
- 25:26Speaker 5: I loved Mike White's confessional where he was like, look,
- 25:29Speaker 5: I got it, lower my threat level. I'm just gonna
- 25:31Speaker 5: be a dumb ass and got that bumble around and
- 25:34Speaker 5: it works so good. But that's exactly the game he
- 25:36Speaker 5: played last time, and.
- 25:37Speaker 1: He almost won the season. He's so good.
- 25:40Speaker 5: I love that.
- 25:41Speaker 7: He's written one of the most well received and brilliant
- 25:44Speaker 7: TV shows in the past several years. And yet when
- 25:47Speaker 7: he gets on The Survivor people that are like, I
- 25:49Speaker 7: bet Mike White is this dumb?
- 25:52Speaker 1: They just accept it.
- 25:53Speaker 3: All I all I hope for in this season is
- 25:55Speaker 3: Mike White getting wine. That's all that I want because
- 25:59Speaker 3: he's so funny. Anyone he drinks wine.
- 26:00Speaker 1: He's incredible. So now to the Sela tribe.
- 26:04Speaker 2: Joe talks about how he loves everybody, which is in
- 26:07Speaker 2: line with his Mike Bloom interview where he called everybody
- 26:09Speaker 2: his friend. Yeah, it's good to know he's consistent. And
- 26:12Speaker 2: then Savannah was asked to give the forty ninety and
- 26:15Speaker 2: Savannah says, does anybody have any guesses about how God
- 26:19Speaker 2: I won?
- 26:21Speaker 1: That was she we called her. She was like Debbie Ryan, I.
- 26:25Speaker 2: Don't think it was stupid. She got ahead of it.
- 26:27Speaker 2: Everybody was gonna know. Everybody pretty much knew anyway, if
- 26:30Speaker 2: you listen to.
- 26:30Speaker 3: That, I think if Rizzo's not there, if another forty
- 26:33Speaker 3: nine er is not there, you lie about it. But
- 26:35Speaker 3: when Rizzo being there, it's too much of the liability
- 26:37Speaker 3: to lie about it.
- 26:37Speaker 1: Let me clarify. I don't think it was a bad
- 26:39Speaker 1: move strategy wise.
- 26:40Speaker 5: The way she did the you guys want to guess
- 26:43Speaker 5: how I that had to be.
- 26:46Speaker 4: That had to be an edit.
- 26:47Speaker 5: There's no way, no one.
- 26:49Speaker 7: Same thing we saw her doing last season. Remember when
- 26:52Speaker 7: I was like, I don't think she means to, but
- 26:55Speaker 7: she carries this persona of kind of like like almost
- 26:59Speaker 7: snark hey and sarcastic, and the way that she delivers
- 27:05Speaker 7: information tends to be the problem. And we saw that
- 27:07Speaker 7: last season, so.
- 27:08Speaker 1: I think it really was. It was a real issue
- 27:11Speaker 1: for the winner of last season.
- 27:13Speaker 5: Well, no, I'm saying like there were moments where she.
- 27:16Speaker 1: Hey, it's anything upset about. I'm joking.
- 27:17Speaker 9: I'm just talking Jase, it's nothing to get upset about.
- 27:20Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you got upset Chase.
- 27:21Speaker 7: No, no, no, he's so mad at me. No, you know, Uh,
- 27:26Speaker 7: I think she really said it this way. I don't
- 27:28Speaker 7: think it was an edit because I think from last
- 27:30Speaker 7: season we could see where that same person would.
- 27:32Speaker 5: Say this, and I've been approxic said, but you're an hour.
- 27:37Speaker 4: No one responded.
- 27:39Speaker 3: No one was like, uh, probably first or second.
- 27:42Speaker 1: Like yeah, I doubt it was just complete.
- 27:45Speaker 4: They all just stared at her.
- 27:47Speaker 5: Oh man, it's incredible. She like, you guys want to
- 27:50Speaker 5: guess how I did? It's one was like first boot.
- 27:52Speaker 7: Yeah. I mean they maybe they didn't say anything because
- 27:55Speaker 7: they didn't want it to insult her, right, like if
- 27:58Speaker 7: they were like, uh, I don't know, like you didn't.
- 28:02Speaker 2: Yeah, And this is where we get Jenna throwing out
- 28:04Speaker 2: Serie's name to everybody. Jennison three, You're a lovely lady,
- 28:07Speaker 2: but I'm going to cut you. And now we will
- 28:10Speaker 2: see if that has any effect on Chase's draft.
- 28:14Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 28:14Speaker 5: I said the same thing to Jonathan the other day.
- 28:17Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 28:18Speaker 1: But now it's time to I think it's time to
- 28:21Speaker 1: take a little journey.
- 28:23Speaker 7: Oh hello, it's PD and it's time for another smooth
- 28:31Speaker 7: jazz journey.
- 28:35Speaker 6: Q coach Andazzie hit the beach. Excuse me, Q coach
- 28:40Speaker 6: and Oscar coach and Oscar have history, but the question
- 28:45Speaker 6: is will they bury the hatchet or will this be
- 28:48Speaker 6: a reheated rivalry. It's been twenty seven seasons since they
- 28:53Speaker 6: last met, and these men have gone to war in
- 28:55Speaker 6: the past, but it's not so easy to let bygones
- 28:58Speaker 6: be bygones. Oscar tells Coach he should have done more
- 29:02Speaker 6: to help him win in the past, and Coach says
- 29:05Speaker 6: the blame is partially on him. Both men are keeping
- 29:08Speaker 6: it classy for now. The challenge starts and Oscar looks
- 29:13Speaker 6: like he hasn't missed a beat. He shoots to the
- 29:16Speaker 6: top of the pole faster than Ricky Anderson can steal
- 29:18Speaker 6: a base for the Oakland Athletics. Oscar is moving like
- 29:23Speaker 6: he's still that young and spry whipper snapper from Cook Islands.
- 29:27Speaker 6: He quickly digs a home, swims out to the ocean
- 29:31Speaker 6: to retrieve what he needs to and he's the first
- 29:33Speaker 6: to build his pole to try to retrieve the key.
- 29:37Speaker 6: Q is watching him go and says, oh boy, I'm
- 29:40Speaker 6: in trouble. Coach and Q are lagging behind, but slow
- 29:45Speaker 6: and steady might win this race because it's not who
- 29:49Speaker 6: knocks off the key, it's the first who tracks it
- 29:52Speaker 6: across the finish line. Oscar was the first to get there,
- 29:56Speaker 6: but his pole was long and floppy, struggling, letting Q
- 30:02Speaker 6: and Coach get back into the race. All three men
- 30:04Speaker 6: are waving their polls around for a prolonged period of time.
- 30:09Speaker 6: Oscar says, if you guys knock off the kiel, let
- 30:12Speaker 6: you have it, But it's Oscar gets it down first,
- 30:16Speaker 6: and as he's abound to retrieve it, Coach steals it
- 30:20Speaker 6: from underneath Oscar. So much for honor and integrity. All
- 30:26Speaker 6: Oscar is left with is a floppy pole, a bad back,
- 30:30Speaker 6: and some bad blood. Coach is thrilled that he slayd
- 30:34Speaker 6: the Oscar dragon, and he takes the supplies back with him.
- 30:38Speaker 6: But the misery isn't over for Q and Oscar because
- 30:41Speaker 6: they just booked an overnight stay to Exile Island.
- 30:48Speaker 1: The jazz is back.
- 30:50Speaker 5: I gotta get lost in it. Every time you said
- 30:52Speaker 5: Q and Oscar, I thought you were about to say
- 30:54Speaker 5: Q and.
- 30:58Speaker 1: Hey, yeah man.
- 31:00Speaker 5: Ozzie's poll was long and floppy, but he is the
- 31:03Speaker 5: one that knocked the key off of the yeah the poll,
- 31:07Speaker 5: and I think that they edited heavily edited that forty
- 31:11Speaker 5: five minutes that they were all struggling. And I think
- 31:13Speaker 5: the issue that comes up later with Coach and his
- 31:17Speaker 5: honor and integrity is because I believe even though maybe
- 31:20Speaker 5: Coach didn't say anything out loud to agree or disagree,
- 31:25Speaker 5: I'm sure after thirty minutes they were like, all right, guys,
- 31:27Speaker 5: whoever knocks the key off the thing can just have it, okay, can.
- 31:31Speaker 2: They're confessional, I'm not making any kind of deal. So
- 31:33Speaker 2: but we don't know what he said out there, but
- 31:35Speaker 2: to the confessional, he made it seem like he never
- 31:37Speaker 2: made a deal.
- 31:38Speaker 5: Right, which I'm sure is true. But also, if you've
- 31:41Speaker 5: seen a coach season or two, he does this thing
- 31:44Speaker 5: where he talks about how he's so full of honor
- 31:46Speaker 5: and integrity like a Joe. The difference is Coach might
- 31:50Speaker 5: be one of the most cutthroat players. I it was.
- 31:56Speaker 7: It was really fun to watch this because I mean,
- 31:59Speaker 7: you just see the whole good sportsmanship thing not hit
- 32:04Speaker 7: him at all. Like, I don't think he made a
- 32:07Speaker 7: deal at all in any of it. I really don't.
- 32:10Speaker 7: And maybe that's where he thinks he's showing honor, is
- 32:13Speaker 7: he's like, I never said it.
- 32:15Speaker 5: Right, you know, my fingers were crossed so that I
- 32:19Speaker 5: still have my integrity.
- 32:21Speaker 2: I said, I'm gonna play with honor integrity and be
- 32:25Speaker 2: cutthroat or something like that.
- 32:28Speaker 3: Reverse order though, he was like, I'm gonna play a
- 32:30Speaker 3: cutthroat game with Honor, A crazy thing to say.
- 32:35Speaker 7: I was just so happy though, when they flipped the
- 32:40Speaker 7: little the little piece of paper and you realize that
- 32:43Speaker 7: they're on Exile Island. I was so happy that they
- 32:48Speaker 7: did not let that leak and did not even tease
- 32:53Speaker 7: that in the trailers, because it was just such a
- 32:55Speaker 7: fun moment. The return of Exile Island had everybody really hyped.
- 32:59Speaker 7: I thought it was, but I was.
- 33:01Speaker 5: Really worried that they were going to end up on
- 33:02Speaker 5: Exile Island and mister Beast was gonna be waiting there.
- 33:06Speaker 5: I was, you too, are stuck on Exile Island.
- 33:12Speaker 7: Yeah, welcome to Feastable's Island.
- 33:15Speaker 2: Yeah, but we didn't get a mention of exile at
- 33:20Speaker 2: the Immunity Challenge, so it's not going to work like
- 33:22Speaker 2: it used to or the Reward Challenge.
- 33:23Speaker 1: I guess so.
- 33:25Speaker 5: Uh. One thing that you mentioned in the jazz bit
- 33:28Speaker 5: about Ozzie's he at one point hurt his back and
- 33:30Speaker 5: he goes my back, Yeah, and someone in our chat goes,
- 33:34Speaker 5: Ozzy's looking like he'll take a mister beast uh one
- 33:39Speaker 5: hundred thousand dollars briefcase right now.
- 33:42Speaker 1: He was stretching it out. I think Ozzy's going to
- 33:44Speaker 1: hang in there.
- 33:45Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I know something. I I love Ozzy so much.
- 33:48Speaker 5: I'm so glad he's back. I should have drafted him
- 33:49Speaker 5: for I'm not going.
- 33:51Speaker 7: To give you too much grief o for it. Chase.
- 33:53Speaker 7: It's nothing to be upset about. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're.
- 33:56Speaker 9: Right, Chase, it's nothing to get upset about.
- 33:58Speaker 7: Yeah, you're right, Thank you, thank you.
- 34:00Speaker 2: Coach returns with the supplies and his tribe is a static.
- 34:04Speaker 2: They're chanting his name and Coach couldn't love it anymore
- 34:09Speaker 2: than he did. You know, that's exactly what Coach wanted.
- 34:13Speaker 2: Details Coach, who loves his toenail color. Coach says that
- 34:17Speaker 2: he did that with his daughter before he left, and
- 34:19Speaker 2: then d asked Coach about his toe ring and Coach
- 34:22Speaker 2: tells us that ring has been on since nineteen eighty eight.
- 34:25Speaker 2: He doesn't take it off when he showers, and he
- 34:27Speaker 2: wants to put it on. Charlie so what did Charlie
- 34:31Speaker 2: do Jonathan.
- 34:33Speaker 7: Charlie accepted the ring onto his toe and I I
- 34:39Speaker 7: just it was pretty gross, you know. And then he
- 34:42Speaker 7: said he was having this moment where he's looking at
- 34:44Speaker 7: his foot and he sees Coach just putting his toe
- 34:48Speaker 7: ring on him and he's like, oh gross. But also
- 34:50Speaker 7: this is a survival letion.
- 34:53Speaker 3: This was the first moment that I wish this episode
- 34:55Speaker 3: wasn't three hours.
- 34:57Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, I didn't.
- 34:58Speaker 1: Need to see this feet stuff lately.
- 35:01Speaker 5: Yeah, whenever D comes around, Quentin Tarantino taking over. You know,
- 35:05Speaker 5: you can't spell PD without D.
- 35:07Speaker 2: That's right, Mike Dang. Next up, a certain someone is speaking.
- 35:13Speaker 3: Oh fire, that's way up here.
- 35:17Speaker 7: On the archives. It's like an old friend, you know.
- 35:29Speaker 2: Christie says, we're having fun, but she loves the strategy.
- 35:32Speaker 2: Chrissy tells Coach, we need to stick together until we
- 35:34Speaker 2: have the numbers and find any reason to vote people out.
- 35:37Speaker 2: She likes D, but D won the money and that's
- 35:39Speaker 2: a red flag. So Chrissy wants to be diabolical and
- 35:43Speaker 2: laugh while she's doing it. Chrissy has spoken. Now back
- 35:47Speaker 2: to Cela Christener Rick Devons are in love ye Christian
- 35:54Speaker 2: tells Rick, you're the ideal man of action. He said
- 35:57Speaker 2: that you're Captain Kirk and I'm mister spot And then
- 36:00Speaker 2: they try to figure out the Star Trek.
- 36:02Speaker 7: Yeah, they're like thumb out, thumby and thumb out.
- 36:05Speaker 2: Is there anybody in here is into Star Trek? And
- 36:07Speaker 2: tell me if that's good?
- 36:09Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 36:09Speaker 1: I would say so.
- 36:10Speaker 5: But here's the thing is, I don't know if Devon's
- 36:12Speaker 5: as much of a Captain Kirk as he is. He's
- 36:16Speaker 5: a McCoy annoying sometimes.
- 36:19Speaker 7: No, he's not a McCoy. He's definitely not a McCoy.
- 36:21Speaker 7: He's not angry enough he would be.
- 36:24Speaker 5: I say McCoy.
- 36:25Speaker 4: No, I corrected my Hey, guys, we're up against it.
- 36:28Speaker 4: We don't need the.
- 36:31Speaker 1: H what's wrong brand? Did you not want to talk
- 36:34Speaker 1: about Star Trek?
- 36:37Speaker 2: No?
- 36:39Speaker 5: All right?
- 36:39Speaker 2: Moving on, Devin pulls in Emily into this alliance with Christian,
- 36:45Speaker 2: and Emily's thrilled. She felt like she was at the
- 36:47Speaker 2: bottom of the barrel in season forty five, maybe because
- 36:50Speaker 2: she was immediately mean to Bruce. But Emily is a
- 36:54Speaker 2: static and this.
- 36:55Speaker 1: Could be a powerful group moving forward. We'll have to
- 36:57Speaker 1: stick tuned.
- 36:59Speaker 7: Jason not to well, I was gonna I was gonna
- 37:01Speaker 7: give Chase a little thing here, Chase, I feel about Emily,
- 37:07Speaker 7: how you feel about Ozzie. I'm just letting you know.
- 37:10Speaker 1: You're a fan.
- 37:11Speaker 7: I'm a big Emily fan, and I'm really devastated and
- 37:14Speaker 7: I feel foolish that I didn't draft her. So I'll
- 37:17Speaker 7: let that go on your boy.
- 37:19Speaker 4: Dad.
- 37:20Speaker 3: Like two rounds after, Jonathan was like, I really want him.
- 37:22Speaker 7: I know, I know, I really let her slip slip
- 37:25Speaker 7: it through my fingers all the time.
- 37:29Speaker 9: Great contribution, Thank you, Hey, Jonathan, great contribution I can accept.
- 37:36Speaker 5: I just want to say, guys, we're crushing it right now.
- 37:41Speaker 5: We're doing so good this morning. Great contributions all around. Hey, everybody,
- 37:47Speaker 5: great contributions.
- 37:49Speaker 1: Hey, this is everyone's part of the look.
- 37:52Speaker 5: I don't know, man, I think we really killed it
- 37:54Speaker 5: with that starre lore that we were dropping. And don't
- 37:57Speaker 5: cut it out because I've brought it up. I'm gonna
- 37:59Speaker 5: keep bringing it up. Okay, we're bringing Star Trek back.
- 38:02Speaker 1: I want everyone to see our failures as often as
- 38:04Speaker 1: they say.
- 38:05Speaker 4: I'm bringing Star Trek back.
- 38:07Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never seen Star Trek Bark.
- 38:13Speaker 2: Chase has never seen Star Wars. I've never seen Star
- 38:15Speaker 2: Trek Oh, dang.
- 38:17Speaker 1: Oh, I've seen Star Wars and New Hope.
- 38:19Speaker 4: And Jonathan's never seen Survivor. We all have our things.
- 38:26Speaker 1: Any gaps in your knowledge?
- 38:27Speaker 2: Oh?
- 38:27Speaker 4: So many gaps, so many gaps.
- 38:29Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's never seen I don't know.
- 38:34Speaker 1: We just need to move on back to.
- 38:37Speaker 2: Well, we've got another alliance brewing Colby, Kyle, Stephanie, and Genevieve.
- 38:42Speaker 2: Genevieve says she's going to be Genevieve two point zero
- 38:45Speaker 2: and two point oh is trying to make friends this
- 38:47Speaker 2: time around, and she's really getting along with Colby and Kyle.
- 38:50Speaker 2: But then Genevieve talks to Aubrey brand could you take
- 38:55Speaker 2: us through this interaction that I refer to as the
- 38:57Speaker 2: mother off.
- 38:58Speaker 4: Yeah, Aubrey's like, I want to work with you.
- 39:01Speaker 3: General is like I want to work with you, and
- 39:03Speaker 3: then Obvious like, but I don't know if I can
- 39:04Speaker 3: trust you. Jens like I don't know if I can
- 39:06Speaker 3: trust you, and then they just stare at each other.
- 39:08Speaker 1: For a while with ominous music.
- 39:11Speaker 3: Yeah, and then cut to one of them in a
- 39:14Speaker 3: confessional being like, I'm not gonna be able to play
- 39:17Speaker 3: with them.
- 39:19Speaker 5: It was wild. At one point they actually said, you know,
- 39:22Speaker 5: we could do big things.
- 39:23Speaker 1: You and I like things.
- 39:26Speaker 5: Yes, a big thing, big thing, but I don't know
- 39:29Speaker 5: if I can trust It was like that scene at
- 39:31Speaker 5: the end of the first Toby maguire Spider Man movie
- 39:34Speaker 5: where Green Goblin is talking to him and he's like,
- 39:37Speaker 5: we can you and I.
- 39:41Speaker 2: Now, let's check in with Q and Ozzie, Q and Oscar.
- 39:48Speaker 2: Let me let me change it let and maybe Kolby.
- 39:53Speaker 2: Let's I'm not gonna put that on. I'm put on Stephanie.
- 39:57Speaker 2: But he's from Texas. The odds are.
- 40:04Speaker 1: They were pretty good here.
- 40:05Speaker 2: Let me change it to avoid this. Let's check in
- 40:08Speaker 2: with Oscar and Q. Is that better than say so?
- 40:13Speaker 2: But can we call him Ozzy? Why you call him Oscar?
- 40:16Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 40:16Speaker 5: But you guys didn't understand. He's a complicated guy. He's
- 40:19Speaker 5: a deep thinker. Okay, you guys didn't understand the metaphor.
- 40:23Speaker 5: What he was trying to say was he was not
- 40:24Speaker 5: playing literally as the name Oscar. He was trying to
- 40:29Speaker 5: say that this time he's playing as more as his
- 40:31Speaker 5: real self, not his persona Ozzy.
- 40:34Speaker 1: He's playing as he really is, right, So don't call
- 40:37Speaker 1: him Oscar. You can call him Ozzie all you want.
- 40:40Speaker 1: You know what I think?
- 40:41Speaker 5: What's that?
- 40:42Speaker 1: It's nothing to get upset about.
- 40:43Speaker 9: Chase, It's nothing to get upset about.
- 40:45Speaker 5: I've created a bit an issue here because we're doing
- 40:49Speaker 5: this thing now where whenever one of us tries to
- 40:51Speaker 5: do a bit, instead of yes, anding it, everyone just
- 40:54Speaker 5: knows it's nothing to get upset.
- 40:57Speaker 9: You're a much better YouTuber than Chase.
- 41:00Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's never even seen Star Wars. I
- 41:04Speaker 1: saw a new hope.
- 41:05Speaker 9: He hasn't even seen Star Wars.
- 41:10Speaker 5: I didn't realize it was a separate sound dry. I
- 41:12Speaker 5: didn't either.
- 41:17Speaker 2: So we're checking in with Q and Ozzy. They both
- 41:21Speaker 2: ate exile. They're separated from their tribes at a key time.
- 41:25Speaker 2: They've got bugs crawling on them. And as the voats
- 41:27Speaker 2: arrived for them to leave exile, Q and on get
- 41:30Speaker 2: a note that says these tribe supplies are for sale.
- 41:33Speaker 2: One of you must buy the supplies and give up
- 41:35Speaker 2: your vote. The player who comes back with no supplies
- 41:38Speaker 2: gets a secret extra vote, and they can't leave until
- 41:42Speaker 2: an agreement is reached.
- 41:43Speaker 5: Spicy Yep, I think the twists this episode were all
- 41:47Speaker 5: really fun. It was an I liked stuff like this.
- 41:50Speaker 5: I think it was very interesting for Q to go
- 41:53Speaker 5: back and his team to think that he won because
- 41:57Speaker 5: he came back with the supplies, and Ozzy's thinking that
- 42:00Speaker 5: he was a failure because he came back with nothing
- 42:03Speaker 5: but Oscar.
- 42:04Speaker 1: But Oscar's looking out for himself.
- 42:07Speaker 5: This Ozzy came back with nothing, Oscar got an extra vote.
- 42:11Speaker 1: That's right, Oscar.
- 42:13Speaker 2: He's like, hey, I don't want any supplies, I need
- 42:16Speaker 2: the vote and Que let him have it. Q said
- 42:18Speaker 2: that he was happy to get the supplies because he says,
- 42:20Speaker 2: it's better to be the hero than the zero.
- 42:22Speaker 1: It's better to be the Q than the Azsie. It
- 42:26Speaker 1: was really funny how we get the interaction of Ozzie
- 42:30Speaker 1: trying to convince Q to let him keep the extra
- 42:33Speaker 1: vote in his vote, and then we it looks so
- 42:35Speaker 1: easy to convince Q, by the way, and then we
- 42:37Speaker 1: get a confessional and Ozzie was like, I can't believe
- 42:41Speaker 1: I managed to pull that off, and it was like,
- 42:42Speaker 1: I can't stress you how easily it seemed convinced Q.
- 42:46Speaker 1: Because Q is chill for the first seventeen to eighteen
- 42:48Speaker 1: days of the game, then he's gonna get crazy and
- 42:52Speaker 1: that's what he's gonna win. Yeah. Q gets back to Vatu.
- 42:55Speaker 2: He tells them about Coach betraying Ozzie, and then he
- 42:58Speaker 2: makes up a story about how he got the supplies
- 43:00Speaker 2: so he wouldn't have to mention not having a vote.
- 43:04Speaker 2: So he told them the truth kind of. But the
- 43:07Speaker 2: only person that he fully told the truth was Kyle
- 43:11Speaker 2: and it seems like that secret is going to be
- 43:13Speaker 2: kept safe.
- 43:16Speaker 7: Takes it to the grave.
- 43:18Speaker 1: Yeah, so Ozzie comes back, I don't know.
- 43:21Speaker 2: Allegedly Ozzie comes back with Oscar comes back with nothing
- 43:25Speaker 2: or no what we said, Ozzie came back with nothing,
- 43:27Speaker 2: but Oscar came back with something. Christian realizing how demoralizing
- 43:32Speaker 2: this is for the tribe, he thinks, what if I
- 43:35Speaker 2: just make a fire with everyone's glasses. It can't be
- 43:37Speaker 2: that hard, right, It's like high school physics.
- 43:40Speaker 1: Surely there's a way to do it.
- 43:42Speaker 2: And sure enough that Goliath in and David's body did it.
- 43:46Speaker 1: Man.
- 43:48Speaker 5: The thing that I loved about the three hour formatt
- 43:51Speaker 5: was that we got to see a lot of stuff
- 43:52Speaker 5: that we haven't seen in premieres lately, Like we got
- 43:54Speaker 5: to see them building shelter. We got to see this
- 43:57Speaker 5: fun moment of Christian using three pairs of glasses.
- 44:00Speaker 1: I think this thing would have made it in ninety
- 44:02Speaker 1: minutes probably, but it's hard to be in an hour.
- 44:06Speaker 7: Here's the question.
- 44:09Speaker 4: It would have made it in episode?
- 44:10Speaker 7: How many people.
- 44:12Speaker 1: The only thing we saw? I think it would have
- 44:13Speaker 1: been okay.
- 44:15Speaker 7: How how many people do you think are just gonna
- 44:18Speaker 7: start doing that with their glasses now when they don't
- 44:20Speaker 7: get flint steel? Because I'm watching Red because this is
- 44:24Speaker 7: not this is not the first time that it has
- 44:26Speaker 7: been done, right, Yeah, some people have tried it and
- 44:29Speaker 7: just haven't been able.
- 44:29Speaker 1: To Well, people have done it and been successful in
- 44:31Speaker 1: the past. Yeah, yea man, you're like, yeah, man, it's
- 44:33Speaker 1: nothing to get upset.
- 44:35Speaker 5: I'm just giving information.
- 44:37Speaker 1: Uh.
- 44:40Speaker 5: But I do think that they change the rules. But
- 44:42Speaker 5: it's a certain type of prescription I think that you
- 44:44Speaker 5: have to have. That's why you had to use multiple classes.
- 44:47Speaker 5: I think the producers thought that they put an end
- 44:49Speaker 5: to that by not allowing that certain type of glasses
- 44:54Speaker 5: on the island.
- 44:55Speaker 1: That's what I read. At least, I don't know.
- 44:57Speaker 7: I don't think this. I mean, so I've started a
- 44:58Speaker 7: fire with my glass before and I don't write.
- 45:02Speaker 4: But what he's saying is the prescription thing.
- 45:05Speaker 3: Yeah, you would have to get different glasses with different
- 45:08Speaker 3: types of prescription.
- 45:09Speaker 1: Different types of that would make it harder. Or lenses, yes, possible,
- 45:14Speaker 1: is not going to change because your eyes.
- 45:17Speaker 4: Yeah, different type of lenses.
- 45:19Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop stuff.
- 45:21Speaker 5: I don't know if that's possible. Stupid, I think you
- 45:24Speaker 5: could do it still anyway.
- 45:26Speaker 7: I'm not gonna fight fire making. That's why Chase. That's
- 45:29Speaker 7: why Chase said we couldn't do fire making anymore.
- 45:32Speaker 4: Are you saying that you're you're better than Christian?
- 45:37Speaker 7: No, I'm just saying I could have done better than
- 45:39Speaker 7: all Christians. Wow, I might say that.
- 45:45Speaker 8: Oh my god, Jonathan, You're so silly.
- 45:51Speaker 1: Jonathan.
- 45:52Speaker 2: Chase is telling me to not say it's nothing to
- 45:54Speaker 2: get upset about too much when he did it like
- 45:56Speaker 2: twenty times in our pregame show.
- 45:58Speaker 1: Yeah, but I know what I'm I.
- 46:00Speaker 9: Think guy does Chase, it's nothing to get upset about.
- 46:02Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 46:03Speaker 5: All I said to PD was I can't cut clips
- 46:06Speaker 5: if every bit it's nothing to get upset.
- 46:11Speaker 2: But you can edit that out when you go to
- 46:13Speaker 2: make the clip. So anyway about Christian. Christian said that
- 46:16Speaker 2: six weeks before he came here, his son was born.
- 46:19Speaker 2: No one knows about it. It's Christian's secret baby, and
- 46:22Speaker 2: someday his son will see this moment. And that someday
- 46:27Speaker 2: was yesterday because Christian posted a picture on Instagram of
- 46:30Speaker 2: him and his son watching that moment.
- 46:31Speaker 4: Oh dude, that baby's gonna remember that.
- 46:36Speaker 2: Yeah, at least baby, we'll screenshot of the post one day.
- 46:42Speaker 2: Now we get to a really pivotal moment in the
- 46:44Speaker 2: episode where this just in. Rick Devans tells Siri that
- 46:48Speaker 2: Jenna is throwing her name out there. All right, that
- 46:54Speaker 2: was a little graphic. It sounds like you're very upset
- 46:56Speaker 2: about that. Sari goes to Ozzy and.
- 47:01Speaker 7: It all right with it.
- 47:02Speaker 2: So Ree goes to Ozzy and tells him about this,
- 47:04Speaker 2: and luckily for its three, Ozzie would die for her three.
- 47:08Speaker 2: Wants to go to the end with Ozzy. I think
- 47:11Speaker 2: they both feel that way. And then he tells her
- 47:13Speaker 2: about the extra vote as well to try to cement
- 47:15Speaker 2: that trust. So seems like Jenna screwed up. And then
- 47:20Speaker 2: Rizno throws the fashion show.
- 47:22Speaker 1: That was fun. I was glad we got to see that.
- 47:23Speaker 2: Yeah, Rizzo. He threw a fashion show. He won over
- 47:26Speaker 2: Colby in the process. Everybody in this fashion show looks stunning.
- 47:30Speaker 2: But the best parts were the ending with the Q skirt.
- 47:32Speaker 2: Obviously returned to the Q skirt absolutely a big deal,
- 47:36Speaker 2: and then Kyle wearing the buff as a tube top.
- 47:38Speaker 2: And if you're a Patreon member, you can see Brand
- 47:40Speaker 2: doing the same thing at the end of our.
- 47:42Speaker 1: Live stream last night.
- 47:43Speaker 4: Right, why right?
- 47:46Speaker 1: And if you ask me, Brand looked even better than Kyle.
- 47:51Speaker 2: Then we've got another early alliance brewing with some new
- 47:54Speaker 2: era women. Tiffany Di and Camilla want to work together.
- 47:56Speaker 2: Camilla said she had a whole season of honor and
- 47:58Speaker 2: integrity and she's sick of it. She wants to slaughter
- 48:01Speaker 2: and have a little bit of fun and slaughter and
- 48:03Speaker 2: have a little bit of fun.
- 48:04Speaker 1: And this brings us to the Immunity Challenge.
- 48:06Speaker 4: Wow, it's everybody's part.
- 48:09Speaker 1: It's everybody's part of the episode. It is nothing about yeah.
- 48:16Speaker 5: A monster. Guys, We're gonna do something little different for
- 48:20Speaker 5: this challenge. We're gonna get real sad. I thought you
- 48:23Speaker 5: were gonna do jazz sad depressed.
- 48:28Speaker 7: Right, it's something to get upset.
- 48:31Speaker 5: Man for the first immunity reward challenge of the season.
- 48:36Speaker 5: The tribes competed for safety and for their share of
- 48:38Speaker 5: fishing supplies. You being sad, just you from California? Yeah, man,
- 48:44Speaker 5: because the sun is shining, but my life is whining.
- 48:48Speaker 1: Nice.
- 48:50Speaker 5: The tribes compete for safety and their share of fishing supplies.
- 48:54Speaker 5: Is one of the first two to finish.
- 48:57Speaker 1: Kalo Collo Callo Carlo.
- 49:01Speaker 5: Kylo was the first tribe to reach the fifty piece
- 49:04Speaker 5: puzzle at the end of the obstacle course, and a
- 49:07Speaker 5: large part because of this challenge, everyone was doing really good.
- 49:11Speaker 5: I want to give a shout out to Charlie. In
- 49:14Speaker 5: the beginning sprint of this challenge, Charlie was leading the
- 49:17Speaker 5: pack and I'm talking leading, Ozzie leading, Q leading every
- 49:21Speaker 5: He was at the forefront, and I just wanted to
- 49:23Speaker 5: give a shout out to my boy Charlie. But Kayla
- 49:27Speaker 5: was the first to reach the big fifty piece puzzle
- 49:30Speaker 5: at the end of the obstcle course. It's a giant puzzle.
- 49:32Speaker 5: It's a Survivor fifty. It's one of the coolest puzzles
- 49:35Speaker 5: I've seen on the show. It was super cool. But
- 49:41Speaker 5: before Vasu could join them, and this is where we're
- 49:44Speaker 5: gonna get real, get real sad here because before Vasu
- 49:50Speaker 5: could join them at the puzzle, the challenge was halted
- 49:54Speaker 5: as medical was brought in to address an ankle injury.
- 49:59Speaker 1: I thought you were.
- 49:59Speaker 2: A about like this being the reason Genoa Olimers. I
- 50:03Speaker 2: totally forgot about Kyle somehow.
- 50:05Speaker 1: How could you forget about Kyle? Why are you so sad?
- 50:07Speaker 7: I thought I was. I thought he was sad about
- 50:09Speaker 7: Serena being good at challenges. Yeah, that means there's two
- 50:13Speaker 7: big things that happened in this challenge. Otherwise it's a
- 50:15Speaker 7: pretty straightforward challenge. Uh, Sarie sucks so badly at the
- 50:20Speaker 7: challenge that it causes her team, who is made up
- 50:23Speaker 7: of challenge beasts. Yeah, uh, they have to go to tribal, Right,
- 50:27Speaker 7: So that's the big thing that happens. But the even
- 50:29Speaker 7: bigger thing that happens is that Kyle gets ready to
- 50:32Speaker 7: do this insane leap, He stretches, he gets down like
- 50:36Speaker 7: a track star.
- 50:37Speaker 1: Dude, tears is uh, what's the Achilles Achilles?
- 50:41Speaker 6: Man?
- 50:42Speaker 5: And I the second it happened, because we all had
- 50:45Speaker 5: a theory that it was going to be Kyle that
- 50:46Speaker 5: got hurt because of his posting of throwback pictures for
- 50:50Speaker 5: months yes on Instagram.
- 50:51Speaker 1: But when he grabbed at his heel, I was like,
- 50:53Speaker 1: it's an achilles.
- 50:54Speaker 5: And in that moment, it really was devastating because it
- 50:57Speaker 5: was like he was doing so good, Like even though
- 51:00Speaker 5: he's a former winner, he was playing a great game
- 51:03Speaker 5: so far in this episode, he was being a great
- 51:05Speaker 5: team player.
- 51:06Speaker 1: You can tell people really liked him. I think he
- 51:08Speaker 1: could have gone far.
- 51:09Speaker 5: He gets injured in the challenge. You can tell like
- 51:13Speaker 5: he's telling the doctor he's I'm fine, there's no pain.
- 51:15Speaker 5: I'm gonna keep going. There's no like you're going to
- 51:17Speaker 5: do what a baller to finish the challenge? Jeff to
- 51:22Speaker 5: his credit and the and the doctor goes okay, but
- 51:24Speaker 5: you got to figure out how to complete the challenge.
- 51:26Speaker 1: Like we're not gonna help you. We're not gonna give
- 51:28Speaker 1: you anything to help.
- 51:30Speaker 5: Dude Q slides down the ramp essentially just pushes Kyle
- 51:35Speaker 5: up to the top.
- 51:36Speaker 7: He did quite interesting angle lift. He kind of like
- 51:39Speaker 7: cupped him and just put his hand like on his
- 51:42Speaker 7: crack and lifted him.
- 51:44Speaker 5: They got but that's what you do out there as
- 51:46Speaker 5: the viror. That's how you know survivor. They pushed Kyle up,
- 51:51Speaker 5: Q manages to jump up there. Q impressed me so
- 51:54Speaker 5: much this episode. He was never this good a challenge
- 51:56Speaker 5: as before.
- 51:58Speaker 7: Wasn't he good at challenges less?
- 52:00Speaker 1: No, he would not. I don't even think you want
- 52:02Speaker 1: to challenge was I think.
- 52:04Speaker 7: He was quite athletic still the whole time.
- 52:07Speaker 1: He's in good shape, but I remember him being bad
- 52:10Speaker 1: at challenging.
- 52:11Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 52:11Speaker 5: Anyway, they still beat the other try because of Surri
- 52:18Speaker 5: and oh man, so Si really let them down.
- 52:22Speaker 3: I've never been more sad in my life than when
- 52:25Speaker 3: when Syria is sad.
- 52:27Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he just looks so sad.
- 52:30Speaker 5: Everyone carried and wanted her to be back.
- 52:33Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody loves Surien.
- 52:35Speaker 3: Don't even I'm gonna mute you before you do this again.
- 52:40Speaker 3: Siri is just too important. She's too important.
- 52:43Speaker 1: She needed to be fair.
- 52:47Speaker 2: Gosh, good, mute him again. Yeah, that's what he deserves.
- 52:53Speaker 2: Mute him for the rest of the episode. Hey, Jonathan,
- 52:55Speaker 2: how many Suri seasons have you watched?
- 53:00Speaker 1: He's muted.
- 53:02Speaker 5: Three. Sie is the best. I will say, it's very nice.
- 53:10Speaker 5: I have a lot of respect for Sarie. She's not
- 53:12Speaker 5: my favorite survivor. Play all time. But I definitely think
- 53:16Speaker 5: she should have been on fifty and Jonathan, you're an idiot.
- 53:19Speaker 7: Look again, I'll say this. This is not gonna be
- 53:23Speaker 7: mean or a roast or anything. I think Siree seems awesome.
- 53:26Speaker 7: I just don't know why people like gravitate as aggressively
- 53:31Speaker 7: towards her, and I don't know why people think she's
- 53:33Speaker 7: gonna win fifty.
- 53:35Speaker 2: Jonathan, stop you're driving me crazy.
- 53:38Speaker 1: I don't like it when p D says, I mean,
- 53:41Speaker 1: it's not a great sign.
- 53:42Speaker 8: For Jonathan, stop you're driving me crazy.
- 53:46Speaker 5: It's not a great sign for SERI that she was
- 53:49Speaker 5: one of the two names that was going home first.
- 53:52Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 53:52Speaker 5: Tough timing, Yeah yeah yeah.
- 53:56Speaker 2: Si feels awful about what happened. You can see it
- 53:58Speaker 2: all over her face. And Jenna's still gunning for her
- 54:01Speaker 2: heart though. Jenna goes to Ozzie and Ozzy can't even
- 54:04Speaker 2: fake like he's on board. He'll try to, but just
- 54:07Speaker 2: gotta do it, Christian said, or Oscar couldn't do it.
- 54:11Speaker 5: Excuse me.
- 54:12Speaker 2: Christian said that Jenna has this ferocity that scares him,
- 54:16Speaker 2: and then Joe says, why Jenna, This is all about challenges, right,
- 54:19Speaker 2: that's what survivors about. Challenges uh, and then Savanna seems
- 54:24Speaker 2: to want to keep Jenna too. Emily is talking to
- 54:27Speaker 2: Devin's and says, what if we do Ozzie? You know,
- 54:29Speaker 2: Emily thinks that since Jenna and Suri hate each other,
- 54:32Speaker 2: it'd be good to keep them both around.
- 54:34Speaker 1: Emily, you know, seeming like the smartest person in the room.
- 54:37Speaker 5: With Jenna, is talking to Ozzy and she goes, I
- 54:41Speaker 5: think we got to do serie, and.
- 54:42Speaker 1: Ozzy just panics and goes, H.
- 54:47Speaker 5: Goes, I don't think I can trust you when it
- 54:49Speaker 5: comes to Suri, and he just goes, Yeah, just his
- 54:55Speaker 5: highes were just like staring is.
- 54:57Speaker 1: So amazing, you can't even hide it. Strategy Beast ozsy
- 55:02Speaker 1: Man Strategy Beasts Challenge beast Ossy, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 55:08Speaker 2: Let's go to tribal. Do you guys think of war
- 55:10Speaker 2: happened there? Big spikes? Maybe it was beautiful If this
- 55:14Speaker 2: one was. They put a lot of They put a lot.
- 55:16Speaker 7: Of money into this one for sure.
- 55:18Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just get right to vote, you know, the tribal.
- 55:22Speaker 1: How much more do you think they put into that, John,
- 55:24Speaker 1: how much more do you think they Let's see.
- 55:27Speaker 7: Fifty to fifty to.
- 55:31Speaker 4: All right, I needed him. Uh.
- 55:33Speaker 3: You know something that I Jeff did that I've never
- 55:37Speaker 3: seen him actually do is he literally went down the
- 55:41Speaker 3: line and he asked every person a question in order.
- 55:45Speaker 5: Oh I didn't even that.
- 55:47Speaker 3: Usually he kind of abound and like there was a
- 55:48Speaker 3: couple of times where he would like where someone would
- 55:51Speaker 3: start talking and then he would address them. But when
- 55:54Speaker 3: he would he asked literally everybody a question just down
- 55:58Speaker 3: the line.
- 55:58Speaker 5: It was fascinating because they'reverybody is important this season. This
- 56:01Speaker 5: is a great cast. I'm so happy.
- 56:03Speaker 4: Well, it's everybody's time.
- 56:04Speaker 1: Yeah, it's everybody, that's what you're saying.
- 56:07Speaker 2: Before we get to the votes, I do want to
- 56:09Speaker 2: point out how Savannah said that Serie's challenge performance was
- 56:12Speaker 2: the worst thing she'd ever seen in Survivor. To me, personally,
- 56:15Speaker 2: the worst thing I've ever seen in Survivor might be
- 56:17Speaker 2: the racism or the misogyny.
- 56:19Speaker 5: Oh yeah, or Rome's performance on that one. Puzzy dude.
- 56:26Speaker 5: I just wanted to say that. Uh, now, let's get
- 56:28Speaker 5: to the votes.
- 56:29Speaker 1: We knew it.
- 56:32Speaker 3: What do you guys think honestly going.
- 56:35Speaker 2: Into it, Jenna, I knew I was I thought Jenna,
- 56:38Speaker 2: but I was worried about it being Serrie.
- 56:40Speaker 1: I was fucked and I knew it.
- 56:41Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought it was I thought it was pretty
- 56:44Speaker 7: obvious that Jenna. I felt like her edit also kind
- 56:48Speaker 7: of made her seem chaotic and it was leaning towards
- 56:51Speaker 7: her leaving like they showed us a.
- 56:53Speaker 1: Lot of her.
- 56:54Speaker 2: So we had one vote Serie and the rest on Jenna.
- 56:58Speaker 2: And for the second season and row Chase loses his
- 57:01Speaker 2: number one draft pick at.
- 57:03Speaker 5: The first tribal.
- 57:05Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 57:05Speaker 5: The reason I didn't draft Ozzie is because I told myself,
- 57:09Speaker 5: I said, Chase, I know you love Ozzie, but you
- 57:12Speaker 5: need to play to win this season. And I drafted
- 57:16Speaker 5: Jenna first because.
- 57:17Speaker 1: I genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, I gentleminly, gentlemanly,
- 57:23Speaker 1: from the.
- 57:23Speaker 5: Bottom of my heart, thought Jenna was gonna win this season. Really,
- 57:26Speaker 5: I can see it. The season one player returning for
- 57:29Speaker 5: season fifty from her preter poetic, she was gonna be that's.
- 57:33Speaker 7: Too poetic, that's that's not enough chaos.
- 57:36Speaker 2: Poetic, that the person from the first season is the
- 57:39Speaker 2: first boot.
- 57:39Speaker 1: Hey man, when you love poetry, nothing's too poetic. I'm
- 57:42Speaker 1: a Robert Frost all right.
- 57:45Speaker 7: I will also say that you could definitely sense that
- 57:49Speaker 7: Jenna was super bitter when she was leaping. Yeah, and
- 57:53Speaker 7: then I think that she I think that she she
- 57:56Speaker 7: realized like, oh, I need to I need to kind
- 57:58Speaker 7: of course correct as she was walking in a way
- 58:01Speaker 7: because she's just all of a sudden like good luck, guys.
- 58:04Speaker 4: I mean how she said thank you for standing up.
- 58:07Speaker 1: Yeah, you can have my jacket.
- 58:10Speaker 5: Not even that has to feel infuriating that you went
- 58:14Speaker 5: through all of this and you're the first one out.
- 58:16Speaker 5: It's gotta be embarrassing because on the most iconic season
- 58:21Speaker 5: of all time, season fifty twenty five years of Survivor,
- 58:24Speaker 5: you're the first one out and that sucks.
- 58:27Speaker 7: It's good TV, though, because now it's like, oh dang,
- 58:30Speaker 7: the first person out is from season one.
- 58:34Speaker 5: This season is gonna be crazy. No legends are safe.
- 58:38Speaker 1: I hope they vote everyone out in the order that
- 58:40Speaker 1: they original.
- 58:43Speaker 3: Honestly, it's really good for me because the Vanna would win.
- 58:45Speaker 1: I don't know it's for me because Sori is around Jonathan,
- 58:50Speaker 1: you idiot.
- 58:51Speaker 7: Look look, yeah, I never said I never said I
- 58:55Speaker 7: hated Suri.
- 58:57Speaker 5: I just said I didn't get it.
- 59:00Speaker 1: That is on the same level as uh, just don't
- 59:05Speaker 1: get her, man, I don't get it.
- 59:07Speaker 5: She seems very nice, but it's.
- 59:09Speaker 1: Just the only person in the world who doesn't get it.
- 59:12Speaker 5: Yeah, that's fine.
- 59:13Speaker 1: I'm elt and can't be wrong.
- 59:18Speaker 4: To show you how wrong you are.
- 59:19Speaker 3: I did watch this episode with my buddy Dan, who
- 59:22Speaker 3: hasn't watched Survivors, and he was like, sore is the
- 59:25Speaker 3: worst she's got to go, And so that is all
- 59:28Speaker 3: the proof you need that you're wrong here.
- 59:30Speaker 7: Or maybe we're just looking at it with you know, reason,
- 59:36Speaker 7: and what is that reason?
- 59:38Speaker 5: The reason is what's she doing there? Or like I
- 59:42Speaker 5: don't even get her, man, like I get her thing?
- 59:46Speaker 8: Man, Jonathan, stop you're driving me crazy.
- 59:50Speaker 7: I might be driving everyone crazy, but I just am
- 59:53Speaker 7: speaking the truth. And you know what, everyone back to
- 59:55Speaker 7: me up right.
- 59:57Speaker 3: I do have to go, but I do want to
- 59:59Speaker 3: leave you with The poetry of the moment was not
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: lost on me, a Season one player, being the first
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: to go in season fifty.
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: It was poetic and I woke up with a song
- 1:00:11Speaker 4: in my heart and.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: Live from New York.
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: Yeah, let's I mean, let's see, let's see if it's
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: if it's you can cut it.
- 1:00:19Speaker 5: If it sucks.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: I'm not cutting it even if it doesn't.
- 1:00:26Speaker 10: Only one play your play Survivor from season one he's doing.
- 1:00:36Speaker 11: She came and played so hard and chased the only
- 1:00:39Speaker 11: play promise sets in one. She came and played too
- 1:00:53Speaker 11: hard and now were torches not.
- 1:00:58Speaker 5: Ancious was his.
- 1:01:00Speaker 11: First play and there is no way he uses another.
- 1:01:05Speaker 10: Why she came from season one and now she's number one?
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: Shout out Jennas.
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: Wow, Brand, I can't believe you set that up, like,
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: oh this might suck.
- 1:01:32Speaker 7: What did you little something?
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: You just do a little something, Just do a little
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: something together.
- 1:01:38Speaker 5: What did you do this?
- 1:01:39Speaker 3: I did it like twenty minutes before we started.
- 1:01:42Speaker 5: Wow.
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:01:44Speaker 4: Shout out to the karaoke YouTube page. That's the track
- 1:01:48Speaker 4: from Incredible.
- 1:01:52Speaker 3: Hey, Brian, Yeah, great contribution, Thank you you.
- 1:01:56Speaker 9: You know why because I'm jacking it for fifty.
- 1:02:02Speaker 5: Hey, Jonathan Man, you really have some competition because one
- 1:02:05Speaker 5: of our most watched clips of all time is Brand's
- 1:02:08Speaker 5: song from last season.
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: You know it's about from forty eight Ford.
- 1:02:13Speaker 7: Look, I'm I'm just here to say Brand, Brand, you
- 1:02:17Speaker 7: really you really do kill it with these. I feel
- 1:02:20Speaker 7: like you're the writing to comedically is so funny like
- 1:02:24Speaker 7: you say, there's no way. Chase Louse is another one
- 1:02:26Speaker 7: in the song.
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really funny because just does and his whole
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: team has been destroyed.
- 1:02:32Speaker 7: Just like you say that just literally killed me. Dude.
- 1:02:37Speaker 7: It's so good.
- 1:02:38Speaker 5: It's really funny.
- 1:02:39Speaker 7: I love you brand I love you funny New York man.
- 1:02:43Speaker 3: You know what I'm concerned about is that I'm the
- 1:02:46Speaker 3: I'm recording on my end, so I don't know if
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: I can leave.
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: Yeah, you can leave, Well, just don't hit in session
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: for all.
- 1:02:54Speaker 3: Okay, So if I say leave, it's gonna keep going.
- 1:02:57Speaker 7: Yep. Find out in a moment.
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: But we're not leaving. We still have more to talk about.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: I'll take that mouse.
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: No, I guess I'm doing sound drops. I can do
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: them if you'd prefer. No, I prefer I'm gonna do
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: any reason. You don't want me to do the sound drop. No,
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: you've already heard everything that's in there. Well, then why
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: can't I do it?
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: Because? Because?
- 1:03:22Speaker 5: Why?
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: Because I've never done it before.
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: This is like in an episode earlier, I was like, hey,
- 1:03:28Speaker 5: would you know? It was when we did our over
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: on YouTube. We played the Survivor card game and during
- 1:03:34Speaker 5: the private card game. I was like, oh, well, since
- 1:03:36Speaker 5: I'm I had an immunity, I'll play it on me.
- 1:03:38Speaker 5: I'm the only one that's not in this vote. I'll
- 1:03:40Speaker 5: read the votes, and Pete goes, no, no, no, no, we'll
- 1:03:43Speaker 5: have someone else do it.
- 1:03:45Speaker 7: Wow.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: I wouldn't let me.
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: Read the vote because you were getting too worked up.
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: That's what I said. It looked like your heart was
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: going to explode. I didn't want your heart to go.
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: I'm beginning to think that you don't trust me. I
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: don't know why you would think that, so you could
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: do all your bullshit. Sound drops. Yeah, that's what it is,
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: all right. Where are we now? Back at camp, Kyle
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: is moving slow, but he's still moving. He says he's
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: doing significantly better, so we'll see how. And then Genevieve
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: finds the Billie Eilish Boomerang idol. Billie Eilish wrote Genevieve
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: a letter and it started with, hey, it's Billie Eilish, YadA,
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: YadA YadA. You have to send this idol to somebody,
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: and if they get voted out, you get the idol back.
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: And Genevieve decides to send it to Oscar.
- 1:04:34Speaker 7: Now I'm gonna pause for a moment with this, because
- 1:04:37Speaker 7: there's there's one thing I had that I really wished
- 1:04:41Speaker 7: had been the case.
- 1:04:42Speaker 5: Because she starts reading.
- 1:04:43Speaker 7: This note from Billie Eilish and I'm like, this is amazing,
- 1:04:46Speaker 7: and then the camera pushes onto the note and it's
- 1:04:49Speaker 7: just typed. It's a typed.
- 1:04:53Speaker 5: Like actually from Billie Eilish.
- 1:04:56Speaker 7: Yeah, Like why not either receive it from her or
- 1:05:00Speaker 7: why not just have it in her handwriting or at
- 1:05:02Speaker 7: least signed by Billie Eilish.
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: For key, or what if it was like what if
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: they had Billy record like fifty or not fifty, like
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: twenty six different videos, or it could be like, hey, Genevieve, yeah,
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: the Billie Eilish boomeranges, like we give her an iPad.
- 1:05:19Speaker 7: I wanted to start typing letters and dropping them off
- 1:05:22Speaker 7: in y'all's mailboxes and saying they're from celebrities and y'all
- 1:05:25Speaker 7: just have to believe it, you know, signature, no handwriting,
- 1:05:30Speaker 7: it's just gonna be like, hey, Chase, hey's actually Tom
- 1:05:34Speaker 7: Felton from Harry Potter.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: But oh man, I heard you're on Broadway.
- 1:05:40Speaker 5: Right now, yus.
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: Ozzie is doing Ozzy things. He's feeding everybody at camp.
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: He's not doing Oscar things, He's doing Ozzie things. And
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: he notices something weird in his bag and he reads
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: this note about his new idol, but he doesn't know
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: it's from Genevieve and he doesn't know Genevieve got it
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: from Billy Eilish. So Ozzy has an extra vote and
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: an idol. Yeah, and he doesn't know that it goes
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: back to somebody. I'm glad they didn't.
- 1:06:02Speaker 7: Tell him that.
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a that's a twist, just for gwin Avieve
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: to know. Yeah, that's right, good old five, here we come.
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: Mike White tells everybody about coach screwing Ozzie over. He
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: does this in front of coach, and I guess just
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: to see his reaction and the coach.
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: He seemed a bit scrambled by it.
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: And then Coach quoted Martin Luther King in response, amazing move.
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: Only coach could do that, And everybody'd be like, that's hilarious.
- 1:06:32Speaker 5: Do you think they're gonna give coach the MLK? I
- 1:06:34Speaker 5: have a dream advantage, Maybe we'll see that.
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: He said.
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: This setback fueled him, and it reminded him that this
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: is a battle because you know what we're doing.
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: We're jacking it for fifty.
- 1:06:46Speaker 5: I'm beginning to understand why you wanted to be in
- 1:06:48Speaker 5: charge of the sound drops.
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: Why would you say that, I mean, I'm really in
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: charge of everything with the.
- 1:06:55Speaker 5: Making the Merge podcast. I think and you, this could
- 1:07:00Speaker 5: be an us issue, Jonathan, Maybe maybe we needed to
- 1:07:04Speaker 5: stop this before it took it too far. Maybe this
- 1:07:06Speaker 5: is an Oppenheimer type thing where we have become worse
- 1:07:09Speaker 5: than a early morning radio show with these sound drops.
- 1:07:12Speaker 9: Chase, it's nothing to get upset about.
- 1:07:14Speaker 7: I also think I think that in a way, Chase
- 1:07:17Speaker 7: and I we battled so hard against each other that
- 1:07:21Speaker 7: now we've we've we've become co dependent. And not only that,
- 1:07:25Speaker 7: but the podcast has become co dependent on us being
- 1:07:28Speaker 7: bullied together.
- 1:07:29Speaker 5: Yeah, we really got to take a stand and no
- 1:07:32Speaker 5: longer be the ones that get bullied.
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: I don't it seems like a rivalry.
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: It's it's Jonathan an undisclosed woman that he might be
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: sending checks to versus Chase because.
- 1:07:42Speaker 4: We have this.
- 1:07:43Speaker 9: Jonathan, You're a much better YouTuber than Chases. You haven't
- 1:07:46Speaker 9: even seen Star Wars.
- 1:07:48Speaker 7: I have not paid this undisclosed woman. But I'm at
- 1:07:50Speaker 7: least glad that she's on my side.
- 1:07:53Speaker 5: You know, yeah, I'll take an ally. I need to
- 1:07:56Speaker 5: start hiring my own woman to fight.
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: Back from me.
- 1:08:00Speaker 5: Here's here's what. You know you're ready for something so wholesome.
- 1:08:04Speaker 7: Guys.
- 1:08:04Speaker 5: Look, I'm I'm a married man.
- 1:08:07Speaker 7: I love my wife, but you know what, I do
- 1:08:09Speaker 7: need more friends, and this girl sounds like a friend.
- 1:08:12Speaker 7: He's going to be an ally all the way through this.
- 1:08:14Speaker 8: Oh my god, Jonathan's so silly.
- 1:08:18Speaker 5: Yeah when you hear a woman talking to him like
- 1:08:21Speaker 5: that and be like, you know, I do need more friends.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I paid this woman.
- 1:08:25Speaker 7: I'm friend zoning this.
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: Uh need more friends. I think I could be friends
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: with this woman who paid.
- 1:08:38Speaker 6: Me.
- 1:08:39Speaker 5: Thinks we're gonna be friends.
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: He thinks me and this woman with this sexy voice
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: would get along, especially when she compliments me. It tells
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: me I'm so great. Okay, where are we at now?
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: The show sucks? What are you talking about, dude? I
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: think that this show is incredible.
- 1:09:00Speaker 11: I'm making the mercy.
- 1:09:03Speaker 7: P d Uh do we have a tattoo that we're
- 1:09:07Speaker 7: gonna put on Chase if Jennifer's Oh.
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to talk about this because I started sweating.
- 1:09:11Speaker 5: Not only did this episode go so poorly for me
- 1:09:13Speaker 5: because my first round pick left and then Kyle got
- 1:09:15Speaker 5: metavact as we'll talk about soon, but also Genevieve got
- 1:09:19Speaker 5: an advantage which will help her later in the game.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: And I had made a bet, Yeah, in our the
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: draft episode or.
- 1:09:27Speaker 5: The I have the tattoo, I know, yeah, yeah, you ready, Chase,
- 1:09:32Speaker 5: I said that if Genevieve can get top five, I
- 1:09:34Speaker 5: will get a tattoo. What do you think the tattoo
- 1:09:36Speaker 5: should be done?
- 1:09:37Speaker 7: The tattoo in all lower case, no punctuation. It is
- 1:09:41Speaker 7: gonna say I miss Jack rip Jack.
- 1:09:45Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:09:45Speaker 5: We talked about this last night on the Patreon Live
- 1:09:48Speaker 5: Fresh from Tribal right after the episode, and I think
- 1:09:51Speaker 5: we're gonna workshop it all season long. But the rules
- 1:09:55Speaker 5: of the bet are you guys get to pick what
- 1:09:57Speaker 5: it is, preferably something survivor theme.
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: That way we could make, you know, potentially go.
- 1:10:04Speaker 7: Fire my cat.
- 1:10:07Speaker 5: But also I get to pick the size and placement.
- 1:10:09Speaker 7: That's fair.
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think we're doing a tramp stamp. But
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: let's uh, we did talk about maybe doing a trip.
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: Let's talk about the second journey no jazz.
- 1:10:18Speaker 5: This time.
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: I didn't have enough time to do two jazz bits.
- 1:10:23Speaker 7: That's fair.
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: So we got Svanna, Mike White. We got Savannah, Mike White,
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: and Colby.
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: During this journey, they draw rocks to see which to compete.
- 1:10:38Speaker 2: Whoever draws the white rock goes back to camp and
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: mister White Lotus draws the white rock. Savannah and Colby
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: essentially play Survivor Jenga, and then Savannah pulls out the
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: wind and gets to keep her vote. She has a
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: secret block a vote, and now Colby has lost his vote,
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: so Genevieve has two Alliance members who lost their vote.
- 1:10:56Speaker 5: Two very fun things from this journey. The first one,
- 1:11:00Speaker 5: Mike White in a confessional goes, I've never been on
- 1:11:03Speaker 5: a journey. They didn't have journeys when I Then he
- 1:11:07Speaker 5: takes the whole boat ride to the journey, gets out
- 1:11:11Speaker 5: that only two of them gets to play. He loses,
- 1:11:13Speaker 5: He gets back on the boat, has to go right back.
- 1:11:16Speaker 5: Why and then the game that they played could have
- 1:11:19Speaker 5: been played with three people. I don't know why they
- 1:11:22Speaker 5: did that to Mike White, but it was very funny.
- 1:11:23Speaker 5: I wonder if YEF.
- 1:11:24Speaker 7: Is going to count that as a half journey and.
- 1:11:27Speaker 5: Not a fool journ Mike. Second funny thing that happened
- 1:11:31Speaker 5: is because Colby loses his vote, that means that two
- 1:11:35Speaker 5: out of the four people in his alliance now no
- 1:11:37Speaker 5: longer as because you also doesn't have a vote, insane.
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: One of them doesn't have an achilles. We'll get to that.
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so I mentioned Mike White telling everybody about
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: Ozzy MLK quote and stuff that happened after the journey.
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: But I skipped ahead a little bit.
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: So Colby comes back to camp and tells everybody that
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: he lost his vote. Savannah comes back and says, Kolby
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: lost his vote, but I didn't get anything and nobody
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: believed her. So Savannah not making the best moves with
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: her speaking in this one. I don't think I remember
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: last season when she said that nobody understands hunger.
- 1:12:21Speaker 5: You guys just don't understand. You guys at home don't
- 1:12:23Speaker 5: understand we're hungry.
- 1:12:25Speaker 7: In this game of real Survivor player players, you know,
- 1:12:30Speaker 7: like they're playing hard. I don't see Savannah making it
- 1:12:34Speaker 7: very far.
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think so too much of a threat.
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: She's too much of a mean girl. That's what we
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: like about her.
- 1:12:42Speaker 7: And I worry that she is gonna be already two
- 1:12:46Speaker 7: in the mode and too tired because she only had
- 1:12:49Speaker 7: what two to three weeks between seasons. So yeah, I
- 1:12:52Speaker 7: don't know.
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: Now, let's wrap things up. Back at Vasu, everybody's chilling
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: on the beach and a boat comes. It's not a journey. Well,
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: it's a journey for one player. It was not a
- 1:13:06Speaker 2: fun journey. And this is because Kyle. Well, Chase, why
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: don't you tell us it's your player? Why don't you
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: tell us?
- 1:13:12Speaker 5: I think the best way to talk about what happened
- 1:13:15Speaker 5: to Kyle and his Achilles is to read a quote
- 1:13:19Speaker 5: from the Song of Achilles. The yearning for him is
- 1:13:24Speaker 5: like hunger, hollowing me. Somewhere. His soul weights, but it
- 1:13:30Speaker 5: is nowhere I can reach, bury us and mark our
- 1:13:34Speaker 5: names above. Let us be free his ashes, settle among mine,
- 1:13:40Speaker 5: and I feel nothing. Kyle got Meta Act because of
- 1:13:45Speaker 5: his achilles tendon. The doctor showed up had a.
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: Sick iPhone app that allowed him to do an ultrasound.
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: It was sick.
- 1:13:52Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd never seen an iPhone. Ultrasound. Technology has advanced
- 1:13:56Speaker 5: so far. Remember on Survivor back in the day when
- 1:13:58Speaker 5: the dude woul just show up and be like, I
- 1:13:59Speaker 5: don't know, seems full Yeah, all right, well no, he's British, like,
- 1:14:02Speaker 5: I don't know, seems fucked.
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: It seems like it's not good yet and it seems
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: it's a bit rubbish.
- 1:14:11Speaker 5: A cool test where they squeezed his thigh to see
- 1:14:14Speaker 5: if it caused his toes to move, and it was
- 1:14:17Speaker 5: very clear that at Achilles was no longer attached.
- 1:14:21Speaker 7: I I do feel like I love that. The way
- 1:14:24Speaker 7: they edited this was as he's explaining what they're looking for,
- 1:14:29Speaker 7: you're seeing the phone screen and you see him point,
- 1:14:33Speaker 7: you know, at it, so they let the viewer also
- 1:14:36Speaker 7: see like, oh, there's a massive black spot in that
- 1:14:39Speaker 7: spot where the tendons should be, and uh it was.
- 1:14:43Speaker 7: It was really sad.
- 1:14:44Speaker 5: I did.
- 1:14:44Speaker 7: I did feel sad for for Kyle.
- 1:14:47Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that sucks, man. I really feel for Kyle.
- 1:14:50Speaker 5: I hope in the future that we get kind of
- 1:14:53Speaker 5: like a second Chances returning season or something like that,
- 1:14:56Speaker 5: and he'll get to play again. I the only reason
- 1:14:59Speaker 5: I don't I feel as bad for Kyle as I
- 1:15:01Speaker 5: normally would in this situation is that he.
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: Has one already. Yeah, and it's hard.
- 1:15:06Speaker 5: To you know, it's like, yeah, he doesn't have an Achilles,
- 1:15:08Speaker 5: but that million dollars probably doesn't feel too bad.
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: He just one watched himself when yeah, probably didn't receive
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: the million dollars yet and then was already back playing Survivors.
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: So I mean, you don't want it to happen to anybody.
- 1:15:23Speaker 7: But no, he had the million dollars. Give him the
- 1:15:25Speaker 7: check member at the finale. Yeah, yeah, take it to
- 1:15:29Speaker 7: a big bank too.
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: Maybe he hadn't taken it to the big bank yet.
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question, because Jonathan used to
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: work at a bank. If someone just deposits a million dollars,
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: what happened?
- 1:15:42Speaker 7: Is that great question? Chase? I have the answer for you.
- 1:15:45Speaker 7: When you deposit a million dollars, there's something called recourse,
- 1:15:48Speaker 7: and it also depends on if the check is on
- 1:15:50Speaker 7: the bank or the institution that you are deposited into.
- 1:15:54Speaker 7: Like let's say this survivor is banking at Wells Fargo
- 1:15:57Speaker 7: and Kyle wants to deposit it to Wells Fargo. Well
- 1:16:01Speaker 7: Wells Fargo knows if that check is good or not
- 1:16:03Speaker 7: because they have access exactly. Now, if let's say Kyle
- 1:16:08Speaker 7: takes the Wells fargo check and he goes to Bank
- 1:16:11Speaker 7: of America. If Kyle has maybe two million dollars a
- 1:16:15Speaker 7: million dollars already in his bank account, then the bank
- 1:16:19Speaker 7: might not put a hold on that deposit because they're
- 1:16:21Speaker 7: going to see it as recourse. They're going to say, oh,
- 1:16:24Speaker 7: if it check bounces, there's money to repay it back.
- 1:16:27Speaker 7: If it's you know, if it's deleted from there. But
- 1:16:31Speaker 7: in all actuality, what probably will happen is what we
- 1:16:33Speaker 7: call a trickle hold, where it might be two weeks,
- 1:16:36Speaker 7: you get a percentage of it put into the bank account,
- 1:16:40Speaker 7: and then another two weeks or another week the rest
- 1:16:42Speaker 7: of it gets put in, just to make sure everything's safe.
- 1:16:46Speaker 8: Hey, Jonathan, great contribution.
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: That was a great contribution. I told you I'd hit
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: it the right time. Chase, drop Chase.
- 1:16:54Speaker 9: It's nothing to get upset about.
- 1:16:55Speaker 5: I just I didn't want you to be like this
- 1:16:57Speaker 5: is boring and then just starts spamming the bar.
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: Have good comedic timing. I know you do. It's nothing.
- 1:17:07Speaker 7: I haven't.
- 1:17:08Speaker 5: I haven't been able to talk banking in a while.
- 1:17:10Speaker 7: Guys.
- 1:17:11Speaker 5: This is this is really to me.
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it too, Jonathan, don't stop you're driving
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: me crazy.
- 1:17:20Speaker 5: Tell us about the time you stop someone who is
- 1:17:21Speaker 5: stealing from the bank. Oh man, Yeah, she was taking
- 1:17:25Speaker 5: money from the bank, and I just said none.
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: You were so silly.
- 1:17:31Speaker 5: Jonathan is the wildest career I know. We're just kind
- 1:17:33Speaker 5: of riffing at this point.
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: Episode. The episode's over.
- 1:17:35Speaker 5: I've done everything.
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: He lost two players, and Jonathan's done everything. I'll never
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: have a good season.
- 1:17:42Speaker 5: Jonathan's had such a wild like he was a banker
- 1:17:44Speaker 5: and then now his job is I don't even know
- 1:17:46Speaker 5: what you're jumping.
- 1:17:49Speaker 7: I would just say, h video shooting and editing, how
- 1:17:53Speaker 7: about that? Yeah?
- 1:17:54Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: Can we just can we talk about how you guys conspired,
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: you know, because it's me and Chase.
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: Who won. Let me finish the sentencement. Fucking make sense.
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: You guys conspired after me and Chase with a final
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: two in the card game, and then you were like,
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: I don't know, PD. You know, we shouldn't let him
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: pick first because he's too good at drafting. You let
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: Chase pick first, and he had a disaster draft.
- 1:18:21Speaker 7: That's what Brand and I were counting on.
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: We respected Chase to but I thought you were putting
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: Chase because you thought it would be a better position
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: for him.
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: Well, it's because I won fair and square.
- 1:18:34Speaker 7: We really did feel like Chase one fair and square,
- 1:18:36Speaker 7: but we also felt like strategically, it would be worse
- 1:18:40Speaker 7: for you to have two back to back picks at
- 1:18:42Speaker 7: some point.
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: Yes, so.
- 1:18:45Speaker 7: It was.
- 1:18:47Speaker 5: You guys knew I would fuck it up. Yeah, well
- 1:18:51Speaker 5: I thought you meant me up.
- 1:18:54Speaker 7: We tried to trip everybody up, but we we really
- 1:18:57Speaker 7: did think Chase played the best game. But we did
- 1:19:01Speaker 7: feel like if we put Chase back to back that
- 1:19:06Speaker 7: we would be more likely to not have a problem
- 1:19:09Speaker 7: from it.
- 1:19:10Speaker 5: So this is terrible for my mental health. I can't
- 1:19:14Speaker 5: even tell you. Let me just and I'm gonna get
- 1:19:16Speaker 5: very vote nice way to say it. I'm gonnaet vulnerable
- 1:19:18Speaker 5: with you for a second. I left that day after
- 1:19:21Speaker 5: winning that card game on a high. I was like,
- 1:19:24Speaker 5: I was like, I played the best game. My friends
- 1:19:26Speaker 5: like me.
- 1:19:27Speaker 7: Yeah, I was like, this is well, you know.
- 1:19:31Speaker 5: No, because you just said you just said that you
- 1:19:34Speaker 5: guys wanted me to draft first because you feel like
- 1:19:37Speaker 5: I would fuck it up and I would do a
- 1:19:39Speaker 5: job that.
- 1:19:41Speaker 9: Get upset about.
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: It's something that get upset about.
- 1:19:43Speaker 7: It is it was I'm telling you that was maybe
- 1:19:47Speaker 7: ten percent of why you were chosen to win.
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: That's ten percent too much, No, but.
- 1:19:52Speaker 7: Ninety percent of it was that you played a good game.
- 1:19:55Speaker 5: So wow, this is this is the fact that you
- 1:19:58Speaker 5: guys think I'm so bad at this game.
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: You were like, yeah, we'll let him pick twice in
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: a row.
- 1:20:03Speaker 7: And first look, I mean p d drafted Sie, so
- 1:20:07Speaker 7: still probably won't be You know what hurts.
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: The most is that you guys were right. That's what
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: holds the most.
- 1:20:14Speaker 5: I fucked it up bad.
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: You're just thinking PD drafted three like it was a
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: bad thing. Its terrible in the challenge, and she's still
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: in the game over chasing.
- 1:20:22Speaker 7: The first look, I'm just gonna say, Serree's gonna end
- 1:20:25Speaker 7: up in another season where she doesn't win.
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: I don't think winning. She can't lose seven times.
- 1:20:32Speaker 5: I think it is.
- 1:20:33Speaker 7: Very possible watching this first episode that she's one.
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: She's got Ozzy, she has Oscar wrapped around her finger.
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: He couldn't even lie about not liking her.
- 1:20:43Speaker 2: I think that that's going to continue, is going.
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: All the way.
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: Also, there's some speculation because I did say I either
- 1:20:50Speaker 2: wanted Jenna Lewis or Aubrey. If I had the first pick,
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: I still would have picked Aubrey. I want to put
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: that on the record. I felt better about her than Jenna.
- 1:20:56Speaker 2: We can't say that for sure. Well I can say
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: it for sure because those are my that's revisionist history,
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: that's whatever you want it to be. I would have
- 1:21:05Speaker 2: picked Aubrey over Jenna as well.
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: I was thinking about taking Aubrey and the I mean
- 1:21:12Speaker 2: not either Jenna in the second or third round. I
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: was gonna pick Surri. My ideal top three was Aubrey,
- 1:21:20Speaker 2: Siri and the Jenna. So I got two.
- 1:21:23Speaker 7: Interesting, you got one out of three that's gonna actually
- 1:21:27Speaker 7: have a chance.
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: I can't stand you.
- 1:21:32Speaker 7: I'm here to look this is the twist for the season.
- 1:21:35Speaker 7: Is I'm here to only make y'all angry.
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what happened. He's really just here
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: to drive me crazy.
- 1:21:43Speaker 7: I'm just leading into it.
- 1:21:44Speaker 5: You know, the prophecies are true.
- 1:21:46Speaker 7: Jonathan is a villain lacking it for fifties. I believe
- 1:21:51Speaker 7: that rest of peace Jack, he would have loved that.
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 1:21:55Speaker 5: For those of you that didn't listen to our preseason
- 1:21:57Speaker 5: in tragedy, in the third draft. You're probably very confused.
- 1:21:59Speaker 5: Oh yeah, this Jonathan's cat, Jack died. He tried to
- 1:22:03Speaker 5: use it to get sympathy from our audience, which that
- 1:22:06Speaker 5: head he created the slogan Jack and it.
- 1:22:11Speaker 2: Okay, it just dawned on me that there are people
- 1:22:15Speaker 2: who might have skipped the pregame shots earlier.
- 1:22:19Speaker 7: So yeah, he's very brief explanation of how this went.
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: So yeah, right at the end of the podcast an
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: hour and a half, here's the explanation.
- 1:22:27Speaker 7: Well, I I hopped into the Patreon live I drop
- 1:22:31Speaker 7: on everyone, I say my cat died yesterday, and everyone's like,
- 1:22:34Speaker 7: oh my goodness, that's so sad. And then brand was
- 1:22:37Speaker 7: maybe like Jonathan's lying, and then I just no, no
- 1:22:41Speaker 7: one said it. I just accidentally gave it up that
- 1:22:43Speaker 7: the cat actually died the week previous. So it was
- 1:22:48Speaker 7: like I tried to I tried to get people on board.
- 1:22:52Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, but then it just kind of didn't. It
- 1:22:55Speaker 7: didn't pan out. But Jack did in fact watch TV
- 1:22:58Speaker 7: with me, but you.
- 1:23:00Speaker 9: Did now Jacking it for fifty All right.
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