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- 0:00Speaker 1: Here.
- 0:01Speaker 2: No time to fear.
- 0:02Speaker 3: Corelle is so near because Showtime is here.
- 0:06Speaker 2: So on with the show.
- 0:08Speaker 1: Let's give it a go. Corelle is the one that
- 0:11Speaker 1: you need to know.
- 0:14Speaker 3: Now it's Showtime.
- 0:29Speaker 4: There's a lot of terror going on in the world
- 0:31Speaker 4: and most of it at Donald Trump's hands. But is
- 0:34Speaker 4: it really his fault? We're going to talk about that
- 0:37Speaker 4: today and so much more on The Carell Show. So
- 0:40Speaker 4: don't go anywhere, honey. It is The Carell Show. I
- 0:50Speaker 4: am Carell. So very glad you are joining me. You know,
- 0:53Speaker 4: I share everything with you all, so I have to
- 0:55Speaker 4: share with you why I'm a little late. I had
- 0:58Speaker 4: a neighbor friend coming over yesterday. I was so excited.
- 1:01Speaker 4: His ex-wife is out of town. He and his ferret
- 1:04Speaker 4: were bored. And so Sunday night, I said, well, why
- 1:06Speaker 4: don't you come over tomorrow night? You can watch a
- 1:08Speaker 4: movie or something. And, you know, just don't sit here
- 1:10Speaker 4: all by yourself because I like to be neighborly. He's
- 1:13Speaker 4: all great. I'll come over around 8. I said, okay, fabulous.
- 1:16Speaker 4: You know my unit number? He's like, yes, I do.
- 1:19Speaker 4: And so I thought he was coming. So I put
- 1:22Speaker 4: out some nosh, got some vegan chocolate chip cookies, some
- 1:25Speaker 4: pita chips, some strawberries, some chocolate hummus, chocolate dessert hummus,
- 1:31Speaker 4: regular hummus, sparkling water with raspberry and mango flavoring, all
- 1:35Speaker 4: kinds of stuff. Guess who doesn't show up? But in
- 1:38Speaker 4: order to do that, I put away my entire studio
- 1:42Speaker 4: because I felt weird with someone coming in and seeing
- 1:45Speaker 4: all the lights and the cameras and You know, there's
- 1:50Speaker 4: 10 grand in this room, maybe more, could be 20.
- 1:54Speaker 4: So I didn't want to, you know, a brand new
- 1:56Speaker 4: neighbor that I'm just meeting, I didn't want to really,
- 1:59Speaker 4: you know, have all the expensive stuff out. So this
- 2:03Speaker 4: morning I thought, oh, it'll just take me five or
- 2:04Speaker 4: 10 extra minutes to hook it all back up.
- 2:06Speaker 2: Wrong!
- 2:11Speaker 4: It took 30 minutes to put all the lights back,
- 2:15Speaker 4: all the wiring, all the everything. But we are here now,
- 2:19Speaker 4: and we are having the time of our life, having
- 2:23Speaker 4: the time of my life. Okay. So, you know, yesterday's show,
- 2:32Speaker 4: every show has stuck with me the last week or two.
- 2:37Speaker 4: You know, yesterday was, what's the plan? You know, we
- 2:40Speaker 4: know what Republicans want to do. They want to get
- 2:43Speaker 4: rid of every gay person. They want to Get rid
- 2:46Speaker 4: of every trans person they want to. Now ICE, you know,
- 2:50Speaker 4: I saw this thing yesterday. This lady, she started a map,
- 2:53Speaker 4: who profits from ICE, okay? And I went to the map.
- 2:57Speaker 4: People are making money from ICE all over the world. Well,
- 3:00Speaker 4: she names names, corporations and everything, and how many millions
- 3:03Speaker 4: of dollars that ICE is paying them. So now they're
- 3:06Speaker 4: trying to declare her a terrorist because all she did
- 3:11Speaker 4: was research where the money for ICE is going. So
- 3:16Speaker 4: now we're not making ends meet. I don't know about
- 3:20Speaker 4: you all, but we're not making ends meet. And the
- 3:23Speaker 4: country isn't making ends meet. The country is $ 40 trillion
- 3:28Speaker 4: in debt. Honey, that's not just a small little overdraft
- 3:32Speaker 4: on the credit card, okay? That's not, oh, I went
- 3:35Speaker 4: ahead and splurged and bought the Vitamix blender sort of thing. No,
- 3:39Speaker 4: that's $ 40 trillion. So what are we doing? We're giving
- 3:44Speaker 4: ICE five more million dollars for what? Robot dogs, just
- 3:48Speaker 4: like in the show Black Mirror. And they're going to
- 3:51Speaker 4: go bad, just like in the show Black Mirror. And
- 3:53Speaker 4: they're going to kill people, just like in the show
- 3:55Speaker 4: Black Mirror. And shock gloves that have actually killed people.
- 4:03Speaker 4: And when you look at a map as to who's
- 4:05Speaker 4: making money from ICE, there are hundreds of companies, corporations,
- 4:12Speaker 4: and billionaires making a fortune because it's all a big grift.
- 4:20Speaker 4: As we said yesterday, it's not about immigration reform. It's
- 4:24Speaker 4: a grift. And her map proves it, and that's why
- 4:28Speaker 4: they're labeled a terrorist. Because people are using her map
- 4:33Speaker 4: to show up at companies and protest. Therefore, they've deemed
- 4:39Speaker 4: her a terrorist threat. I am not making this up, okay?
- 4:45Speaker 4: Chucky is not making it up. Well, I got me
- 4:48Speaker 4: a farm and I got me a fiddle. I've been
- 4:51Speaker 4: listening to 70s music the last three days and I've
- 4:53Speaker 4: been having the time of my life, including I've had
- 4:55Speaker 4: the time of my life, And they were just playing
- 4:58Speaker 4: John Denver. Thank God I'm a country boy. And I thought,
- 5:01Speaker 4: John Denver, he was such a huge star. Huge. And
- 5:08Speaker 4: gone on a plane crash. Poof. And you know John
- 5:11Speaker 4: Denver wouldn't be dead if the airline, the air company
- 5:14Speaker 4: that made his plane hadn't changed where they put the
- 5:18Speaker 4: emergency control that he needed. He had a brand new plane.
- 5:23Speaker 4: For 25 years, on the plane that he flew, an
- 5:27Speaker 4: emergency lever was in a particular place. On the new plane,
- 5:31Speaker 4: they moved it. After his crash, they moved it back.
- 5:36Speaker 4: I ain't making that up. He would be here if
- 5:39Speaker 4: they hadn't changed the design of their plane. So anyway,
- 5:42Speaker 4: it's all a grift. And she's not a terrorist. And
- 5:47Speaker 4: ICE is now having robots.
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- 6:02Speaker 4: You have to be.
- 6:03Speaker 1: Proud with hatred.
- 6:06Speaker 4: Hey, everyone. It's Correll.
- 6:08Speaker 5: Stream You Have to Be Proud wherever you get your
- 6:10Speaker 5: music and let it fill you with the pride it
- 6:13Speaker 5: filled me in doing it.
- 6:15Speaker 4: You have to be strong.
- 6:22Speaker 3: Showtime is here, no time to fear. Carell is so
- 6:27Speaker 3: near because Showtime is here. So on with the show,
- 6:31Speaker 3: let's give it a go.
- 6:33Speaker 1: Carell is the one that you need to know.
- 6:38Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm listening to the 70s music and I realize
- 6:40Speaker 4: how many dead people I listen to. It's getting to
- 6:43Speaker 4: be too many, even from the 80s. George Michael, gone.
- 6:45Speaker 4: Michael Jackson, gone. Whitney Houston, gone. Prince, gone. Dolly Parton, gone.
- 6:53Speaker 4: I'm getting a little sick of this. I really am.
- 6:57Speaker 4: I'm tired of my icons just passing away or retiring
- 7:02Speaker 4: like Gladys Knight and effectively Barbra Streisand. I'll never see
- 7:08Speaker 4: a new movie with Barbra Streisand. She said she's not
- 7:10Speaker 4: going to make any more. I'm getting tired of this.
- 7:14Speaker 4: I don't know about you all. I'm getting tired of it.
- 7:18Speaker 4: I don't want my icons to be gone and not
- 7:20Speaker 4: work anymore. Oh, well, Carell, there's AI. We could bring
- 7:23Speaker 4: him back.
- 7:24Speaker 2: No.
- 7:25Speaker 4: Do not make a Barbra Streisand movie with an AI
- 7:28Speaker 4: Barbra Streisand. I will not have it. Oh, God. So...
- 7:35Speaker 4: I'm trying to be upbeat. I'm trying not to be
- 7:38Speaker 4: Debbie Downer. I'm trying to not sit here and shout
- 7:40Speaker 4: at you for an hour. You know? Really, I am.
- 7:45Speaker 4: I truly am. But... Three people dead at a Tucson
- 7:49Speaker 4: gay bar. We're going to talk about this on Friday
- 7:51Speaker 4: or Thursday with Scott for this gay week. Tucson, Arizona.
- 7:56Speaker 4: Some guy with a list of gay and lesbian establishments
- 8:00Speaker 4: in his pocket goes to a gay bar, engages two
- 8:04Speaker 4: patrons outside, shoots them dead. Luckily, the gunman's also dead.
- 8:10Speaker 4: But in his pocket, a list of gay establishments that
- 8:13Speaker 4: he was going to visit And kill people. And why
- 8:17Speaker 4: do you suppose, what do you suppose inside of him
- 8:22Speaker 4: made him want to target gays and lesbians? Well, what
- 8:26Speaker 4: do you think it was? MAGA and God. The two
- 8:33Speaker 4: things that have vilified gays and lesbians. MAGA and Christianity. Well,
- 8:41Speaker 4: all religion. Not the Jews. Meanwhile, yesterday, while these two
- 8:49Speaker 4: homosexuals were dying because they were gay, we had someone
- 8:53Speaker 4: on the Senate floor reading names from people in the
- 8:55Speaker 4: Epstein files, including David Copperfield from Las Vegas, who closed
- 8:59Speaker 4: his show abruptly a few months ago because he knew
- 9:01Speaker 4: his name was going to come out. You had gay
- 9:06Speaker 4: people dying in a parking lot. And then you had
- 9:11Speaker 4: the Supreme Court yesterday with Roberts dissenting. You know it's
- 9:17Speaker 4: bad when Roberts dissents. He joined the liberals in dissenting,
- 9:24Speaker 4: and yet the traitors on the Supreme Court, and they are,
- 9:29Speaker 4: you know, Clarence Thomas, all the others, the traitors, Amy
- 9:34Speaker 4: Conan Barrett, They're traitors to the United States. They lied
- 9:39Speaker 4: during their confirmation hearing, including Clarence Thomas, lied during his.
- 9:42Speaker 4: He did sexually make advances towards Anita Hill. Because I
- 9:48Speaker 4: believe women and I believe her. But I believe most women.
- 9:52Speaker 4: Some women, they will lie. Uh, but anyway, so yesterday
- 9:59Speaker 4: the Supreme court said, keep building your ballroom. Judge Roberts
- 10:03Speaker 4: in his dissent said, it's probably illegal. And I, I
- 10:08Speaker 4: wanted to get mad about that, but then it dawned
- 10:11Speaker 4: on me like Tony Orlando and it dawned on me
- 10:16Speaker 4: or the dish soap. Um, Trump is not the problem.
- 10:22Speaker 4: He's really not. Trump is doing what wannabe oligarchs and
- 10:27Speaker 4: dictators do. And we are living in an oligarchy. Elon
- 10:31Speaker 4: Musk dumping millions into the election. Jeff Bezos dumping millions
- 10:34Speaker 4: and billions into the election. Elections are being bought and
- 10:37Speaker 4: sold by millionaires and billionaires. That's an oligarchy, FYI. So
- 10:42Speaker 4: we are in an oligarchy. Our president's a billionaire. That's
- 10:45Speaker 4: an oligarchy. But it's not his fault. It's not. You know,
- 10:53Speaker 4: the story of the turtle and the scorpion is simple
- 10:57Speaker 4: but profound. And I know you all know the story.
- 11:02Speaker 4: All of you know the story of the turtle and
- 11:04Speaker 4: the scorpion. You know, they're going to drown on this
- 11:07Speaker 4: sinking area. There's an island. The scorpion says, take me
- 11:12Speaker 4: to the island. The turtle says, why would I do that?
- 11:15Speaker 4: If I let you on my back, you're going to
- 11:16Speaker 4: sting me. The scorpion says, why would I sting you?
- 11:19Speaker 4: We'll both drown. That's dumb. Take me to the island.
- 11:22Speaker 4: Turtle says, okay. Scorpion hops on. They're on their way
- 11:26Speaker 4: to the island. What does the scorpion do? Sting the turtle.
- 11:30Speaker 4: As the turtle's about to go down, he says, why
- 11:32Speaker 4: did you do that? Now we're both going to die.
- 11:35Speaker 4: And guess what the scorpion said? I'm a scorpion. It's
- 11:38Speaker 4: what we do. Well, there you have it. Donald Trump
- 11:45Speaker 4: has never not been a narcissistic, well, he's got that triad,
- 11:50Speaker 4: those personality triads, and he's never not been that. He
- 11:56Speaker 4: has never been a well-informed, well-spoken, well-versed individual about politics
- 12:02Speaker 4: and other issues. He's never been empathetic. He's never been
- 12:07Speaker 4: any of those things, okay, ever. What he has been
- 12:13Speaker 4: is racist. He has not always been anti-gay. That's new
- 12:17Speaker 4: since he got into office. He has always been classist, racist, elitist, narcissistic,
- 12:23Speaker 4: and a sexual predator, and a criminal. And the first
- 12:29Speaker 4: thing was that he spoke to the 40% of America
- 12:34Speaker 4: that is irredeemable. There are 340 million Americans, 339 million,
- 12:37Speaker 4: 340 million Americans 38 to 39% still think that he's
- 12:44Speaker 4: doing an okay job or a good job. Those 40%
- 12:48Speaker 4: are irredeemable, okay? There's no hope for them. So that's
- 12:54Speaker 4: about 130, 140 million people that are basically a waste
- 12:59Speaker 4: of life, quite frankly. So he spoke to their bigotry,
- 13:05Speaker 4: to their racism, to their homophobia, to their otherism, That
- 13:11Speaker 4: same thing Hitler did, same thing Stalin did, Mussolini. He
- 13:14Speaker 4: spoke to the part of them that said, my lot
- 13:17Speaker 4: in life is hard because of them. I'm not getting
- 13:22Speaker 4: the health care I need affordably because of immigrants. I'm
- 13:25Speaker 4: not getting anything that I need from my country, any
- 13:29Speaker 4: services that I need because of illegals. My kids aren't
- 13:35Speaker 4: safe because of the gays, because of the trans. Now,
- 13:39Speaker 4: that's not true, okay? We know that Republicans and MAGA
- 13:45Speaker 4: molest more children than drag queens or trans people. We
- 13:50Speaker 4: know that's a fact, okay? I can prove that. MAGA, Republicans,
- 13:55Speaker 4: and Christian men attack more women and children than drag
- 14:00Speaker 4: queens or trans people. But they didn't care about facts, okay?
- 14:06Speaker 4: So they glommed on to this guy that was the
- 14:09Speaker 4: voice of their hatred and their bigotry. That's what they did.
- 14:17Speaker 4: But he didn't change. So when he became president and
- 14:24Speaker 4: everyone sits back and says, this is all Donald Trump's fault.
- 14:30Speaker 4: It's not actually. He is just doing what a scorpion does.
- 14:36Speaker 4: That's what he does. So whose fault is it, Carell,
- 14:41Speaker 4: you ask? Number one, first and foremost, beyond any shadow
- 14:48Speaker 4: of any doubt, it is the Republicans in Congress. That's
- 14:54Speaker 4: the first place the blame should go. Every single Republican
- 15:00Speaker 4: in the House and Senate are traitors to America. Every
- 15:05Speaker 4: single one. There is no middle ground there. I will
- 15:08Speaker 4: stand by that statement. I will broadcast it to the
- 15:12Speaker 4: world because I have the proof. Donald Trump is a
- 15:16Speaker 4: danger to the United States. He has proven that repeatedly.
- 15:22Speaker 4: There are safeguards in our beloved and wonderful documents, the Constitution,
- 15:29Speaker 4: and other documents, there are safeguards to protect the country
- 15:34Speaker 4: from Donald Trump. Okay? Republicans refuse to use them. The
- 15:43Speaker 4: cabinet refuses to invoke the 25th when he is clearly
- 15:48Speaker 4: physically and mentally incapable of being president. And yet, the
- 15:55Speaker 4: safeguard put into the Constitution in case that happened is
- 16:01Speaker 4: not being utilized. And not because of the Democrats, but
- 16:04Speaker 4: because of a cabinet that he filled with people who
- 16:08Speaker 4: are traitors to the United States. Peter Hagsworth is a
- 16:11Speaker 4: traitor to the United States. He's also a murderer, a
- 16:15Speaker 4: war criminal. Marco Rubio, traitor. Every cabinet member that has
- 16:22Speaker 4: not voted to invoke the 25th is a traitor. They
- 16:25Speaker 4: are committing high crimes and misdemeanors by allowing an out-of-control,
- 16:32Speaker 4: rogue president who is not physically or mentally capable of
- 16:36Speaker 4: the job to stay in the position. So first, the cabinet. Second,
- 16:44Speaker 4: every Republican congressional member in the House and Senate. Because
- 16:51Speaker 4: they refuse to impeach and remove a criminal that is
- 16:56Speaker 4: in the White House. I don't care how he got there.
- 16:58Speaker 4: I don't care that 120 million people. I don't care
- 17:01Speaker 4: how many people voted for him. Neither does the Constitution.
- 17:07Speaker 4: The Constitution doesn't say you can impeach a president unless
- 17:12Speaker 4: they get X amount of votes.
- 17:14Speaker 2: Nope. Nope.
- 17:16Speaker 4: It says when a president is committing high crimes and
- 17:20Speaker 4: misdemeanors against the nation, you can impeach and remove him. Well,
- 17:25Speaker 4: Democrats would in a minute. Who won't? Republicans. So the
- 17:30Speaker 4: Republican Party is to blame because every member of the cabinet,
- 17:36Speaker 4: what party do they identify as? Republicans. The biggest threat
- 17:40Speaker 4: and the biggest danger to the United States of America
- 17:44Speaker 4: is the Republican Party. They are a terrorist organization, by definition.
- 17:52Speaker 4: They have people that belong to that party that have
- 17:54Speaker 4: gone on school shootings. I guarantee you the guy that
- 17:57Speaker 4: killed those two gay men outside of the Tucson bar,
- 18:00Speaker 4: I guarantee you if you go through his social media,
- 18:03Speaker 4: he's MAGA. I guarantee it. They are a danger to
- 18:09Speaker 4: our sovereignty, the Republicans. They are a danger to the
- 18:14Speaker 4: sovereignty of the United States. Their president is engaged in
- 18:19Speaker 4: an illegal war. He is depleting our ammunitions and our
- 18:22Speaker 4: ammunition stockpile, leaving us vulnerable by his own general's admissions,
- 18:27Speaker 4: so much so that the civilian leader of the Pentagon
- 18:31Speaker 4: left yesterday because of Pete Hagsworth, because they are war criminals.
- 18:39Speaker 4: So the cabinet, the Republican Party, The Supreme Court. The
- 18:45Speaker 4: Supreme Court, if they followed the law, would be cutting
- 18:50Speaker 4: him off at the knees. John Roberts said that building
- 18:53Speaker 4: of this ballroom is illegal. Because it is. The White
- 18:58Speaker 4: House does not belong to Donald Trump. It belongs to
- 19:01Speaker 4: you and I. And the caretakers of it are Congress
- 19:06Speaker 4: and the National Park Service. He did not get approval.
- 19:09Speaker 4: He broke the law. And if you and I went
- 19:13Speaker 4: to a national monument and destroyed it, we'd be in jail.
- 19:20Speaker 4: Why isn't he? The same for the Kennedy Center. Only Congress...
- 19:26Speaker 4: can change its name, authorize its renovations or destructions, and
- 19:31Speaker 4: yet he's doing it. That's Congress's fault. They could convene
- 19:38Speaker 4: tomorrow and vote to stop him at every single turn,
- 19:44Speaker 4: and they will not.
- 19:45Speaker 2: Why?
- 19:46Speaker 4: Because the Republican Party is a terrorist organization. They are
- 19:52Speaker 4: filled with people that are terrorizing the American people. Gas
- 19:57Speaker 4: prices are the Republican Party. Food prices are the Republican Party.
- 20:05Speaker 4: They are literally harming American families. If that's not terrorism,
- 20:11Speaker 4: I don't know what is. Seniors are terrified that their
- 20:17Speaker 4: Social Security is going to go away. Terrified. Well, if
- 20:21Speaker 4: that's not terrorism, what is? Making people live in fear
- 20:25Speaker 4: that their livelihood is going to go away? That's terror.
- 20:31Speaker 4: So it's not Donald Trump. Donald Trump is irrelevant to
- 20:36Speaker 4: the founders. The founders... had Donald Trump in mind or
- 20:42Speaker 4: a character like Donald Trump when they put these provisions
- 20:45Speaker 4: in the Constitution. What they didn't have in mind was
- 20:49Speaker 4: the Republican Party being complicit. They never thought that one
- 20:56Speaker 4: party would enable a fascist oligarch. They never believed that.
- 21:01Speaker 4: They always thought that lawmakers, under it all, even though
- 21:04Speaker 4: they disagreed on policy, When the sovereignty of the nation
- 21:08Speaker 4: was involved, they always believed that they'd do the right thing.
- 21:14Speaker 4: They were wrong when it comes to modern-day Republicans. So
- 21:19Speaker 4: it's not Trump's fault. He's just being a scorpion. He's
- 21:22Speaker 4: just doing what Trump does, what he's always done, what
- 21:26Speaker 4: he'll do to the day he.
- 21:27Speaker 5: Dies, which we all hope is very soon.
- 21:31Speaker 4: It's not his fault. But there is blame to blame.
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- 21:52Speaker 3: You have to be proud with hatred.
- 21:57Speaker 4: Hey everyone, it's Karel. You know, Pride Month was rough
- 22:00Speaker 4: this year. We had a lot of hate heaped upon
- 22:02Speaker 4: us from Trump, from MAGA, and from other governments around
- 22:06Speaker 4: the world. And if you are a trans person, you
- 22:09Speaker 4: are really going through a particular type of hell right now.
- 22:12Speaker 4: That's why when I was thinking of my next single
- 22:15Speaker 4: in June, I sat down and I wrote, you have
- 22:17Speaker 4: to be proud. You have to be proud with anger
- 22:22Speaker 4: so loud. Streaming everywhere. Keep fighting. Keep singing. Keep dancing.
- 22:28Speaker 4: We're going to win. So everyone acts like Donald Trump
- 22:43Speaker 4: single-handedly has destroyed America. No.
- 22:45Speaker 2: No.
- 22:46Speaker 1: No.
- 22:48Speaker 4: He hasn't single-handedly destroyed anything. He's had plenty of help. Hitler.
- 22:56Speaker 4: Hitler was not some god who could walk on water
- 23:00Speaker 4: and fly through the sky. He wasn't Lestat. You know,
- 23:03Speaker 4: he wasn't Akasha, queen of the damned. He wasn't anybody.
- 23:08Speaker 4: He was a short little fucking German. Well, then how
- 23:11Speaker 4: did he do all that, Carell? Enablers. Enablers. Enablers. People
- 23:17Speaker 4: with their own agendas who, for their own purposes, decided
- 23:22Speaker 4: that they were going to sign up with this guy.
- 23:25Speaker 4: That they would follow him to hell if they had to.
- 23:29Speaker 4: It wasn't Hitler. Hitler was some squatty guy who killed
- 23:32Speaker 4: himself when he got cornered. He was a coward. He
- 23:36Speaker 4: was enabled. Donald Trump is nothing. He is a blovious, sick,
- 23:44Speaker 4: demented old man. He is sicker than Joe Biden right now.
- 23:49Speaker 4: And Joe Biden has stage four cancer. Donald Trump is
- 23:53Speaker 4: having focal point seizures on camera because he probably had
- 23:56Speaker 4: a stroke, which explains all the bruising from the blood thinners.
- 24:02Speaker 4: He's got congestive heart failure. That's obvious from his legs. Dementia.
- 24:08Speaker 4: And he's probably had a stroke. And now he's having
- 24:11Speaker 4: focal point seizures. He's not fit for office, but they
- 24:18Speaker 4: leave him there because he serves them. You know the
- 24:21Speaker 4: worst thing, or the best thing, it depends on how
- 24:23Speaker 4: you look at it, Donald Trump is too stupid to
- 24:26Speaker 4: know that he's being played for a fool. Isn't that something?
- 24:32Speaker 4: He's too dumb to know that he's being played for
- 24:35Speaker 4: a fool. He is being propped up by people for
- 24:39Speaker 4: their own self-interest, and the minute Donald he stops serving that,
- 24:46Speaker 4: they will throw him under the bus. The minute he
- 24:50Speaker 4: stops making billionaires money, the minute he stops enabling politicians
- 24:55Speaker 4: to have power, the minute his endorsement hurts instead of helps,
- 25:02Speaker 4: they will be the first to eat his face off
- 25:06Speaker 4: because that's what they do. You know? And he doesn't
- 25:11Speaker 4: even realize that. That he's the biggest fool of all.
- 25:15Speaker 4: He thinks they support him. He thinks they like him.
- 25:20Speaker 4: I know for a fact every Republican behind closed doors
- 25:24Speaker 4: knows what a blithering idiot he is. I guarantee you.
- 25:30Speaker 4: So what do we get? We get this. Because the
- 25:34Speaker 4: checks and balances that are set up are not working.
- 25:38Speaker 4: Because Joe Biden... allowed criminals to stay on the Supreme Court.
- 25:43Speaker 4: Clarence Thomas, his wife is a seditionist. She paid for
- 25:48Speaker 4: buses on November 6th. That's all that should have to
- 25:51Speaker 4: be known. Forget all the other money he's taken, all
- 25:55Speaker 4: the other trips he's taken, all the conflicts of interest.
- 25:58Speaker 4: Forget all of that. The only fact that should be
- 26:02Speaker 4: relevant is, did your wife actually provide buses to bring
- 26:05Speaker 4: people to the riots on January 6th? Why, yes, she did. Okay, well,
- 26:09Speaker 4: you're off the court. It should be that simple. And
- 26:15Speaker 4: then the three justices that Trump put on, who all
- 26:18Speaker 4: said Roe v. Wade was settled law. They have no desire.
- 26:21Speaker 4: And the minute they get there, they overturn Roe v.
- 26:24Speaker 2: Wade.
- 26:25Speaker 4: Their testimony should be played for them. Did you testify
- 26:28Speaker 4: to Congress this way? Did you say this to Congress? Well, yes,
- 26:31Speaker 4: I did. Okay, out. But Biden wouldn't do it. Biden
- 26:38Speaker 4: hurt this country more than you know. And I'm a Democrat. Oh,
- 26:42Speaker 4: I like him. Likeable guy. Nice guy. Set a nice tone.
- 26:46Speaker 4: Friendly guy. Sweet man. A little grabby, but we're old.
- 26:52Speaker 4: Old people tend to touch people more. But he didn't
- 26:56Speaker 4: expand the court. He didn't ask his Department of Justice
- 27:00Speaker 4: like Trump does. He didn't tell the Department of Justice
- 27:04Speaker 4: to prosecute Donald Trump. Well, he wanted to be seen
- 27:08Speaker 4: as separate from Merrick Garland. Merrick Garland was the biggest
- 27:11Speaker 4: fucking mistake of his presidency. I know he did it
- 27:15Speaker 4: because Garland didn't get the Supreme Court. But if Garland
- 27:18Speaker 4: wasn't going to be the bulldog that we needed, and
- 27:21Speaker 4: he wasn't, then he should have been gone and replaced
- 27:25Speaker 4: with a bulldog that was going to go and get
- 27:28Speaker 4: Donald Trump and put him in jail for all of
- 27:31Speaker 4: his crimes, including treason and sedition. Not including, especially. Mueller.
- 27:42Speaker 4: We had heroes that were trying. Biden didn't support them.
- 27:48Speaker 4: This is the Democrats' fault. When the Democrats were in power,
- 27:52Speaker 4: they did not seek the revenge and the justice that
- 27:56Speaker 4: they should have. They let the cancer grow. Well, ask
- 28:01Speaker 4: Joe Biden how that works out when you let cancer grow.
- 28:05Speaker 4: Ask him as it's moved from his prostate to his
- 28:07Speaker 4: bones and is now debilitating him. That's what happens when
- 28:11Speaker 4: you spot a cancer and you don't take it out.
- 28:15Speaker 4: It grows. It metastasizes. It attacks the rest of the
- 28:19Speaker 4: healthy body. And that's exactly what happened in Donald Trump
- 28:24Speaker 4: and MAGA's case. MAGA was a cancer. We all knew it.
- 28:29Speaker 4: And during Biden, he did nothing to stomp out MAGA.
- 28:32Speaker 4: Why didn't we label MAGA a terrorist group? They're labeling me.
- 28:36Speaker 4: They're labeling left-wingers terrorist groups. The lady that made a
- 28:40Speaker 4: map about how ICE benefits companies, she's being labeled a
- 28:45Speaker 4: domestic terrorist. Why wasn't MAGA? Because Joe Biden and the
- 28:51Speaker 4: Democrats were kumbaya, we're all American, let's live and let live.
- 28:58Speaker 4: How's that working out for you, you stupid fucks? This
- 29:03Speaker 4: is not Donald Trump's fault. It's Joe Biden's fault. It's
- 29:09Speaker 4: the Republican Party's fault. It's the Supreme Court's fault. It
- 29:15Speaker 4: is lower court justices' faults. The institutions were there to
- 29:21Speaker 4: deal with this man. We have the law already. Nothing
- 29:26Speaker 4: needs to be invented to get rid of Donald Trump.
- 29:30Speaker 4: All of the machinations are all there. We've just got
- 29:34Speaker 4: to have people that'll use them. And we don't. We
- 29:39Speaker 4: do not. So, here we sit. Broken hearted. Came to,
- 29:44Speaker 4: but only farted. You know what I mean. Here we sit.
- 29:48Speaker 4: But to blame Trump? Trump's just being Trump. An evil narcissist.
- 29:54Speaker 4: That's who he has always been. He'll die that way.
- 29:59Speaker 4: But the people that voted for him, they're a cancer.
- 30:03Speaker 4: The 38% of Americans that still support him, they're a cancer.
- 30:09Speaker 4: And the Republican Party, they're trading. But if you're a
- 30:13Speaker 4: Democrat and you say that, you've crossed the line. You've
- 30:18Speaker 4: gone too far. I've gone too far. Look around. Read
- 30:25Speaker 4: the room.
- 30:26Speaker 2: It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view.
- 30:30Speaker 3: Yours.
- 30:32Speaker 2: Listen daily to the Corelcast on your favorite streaming service.
- 30:43Speaker 2: You're listening to the Corelcast. Driving you home or driving
- 30:48Speaker 2: you crazy. It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view. Yours.
- 30:54Speaker 3: Yours.
- 30:56Speaker 2: Listen daily to the Corelcast on your favorite streaming service.
- 31:07Speaker 2: You're listening to the Corelcast. Driving you home or driving
- 31:12Speaker 2: you crazy.
- 31:14Speaker 4: Stream I Dance Because on all services.
- 31:17Speaker 5: The song is very, very personal to me, and the
- 31:20Speaker 5: video now is very.
- 31:21Speaker 4: Touching to me. I cried the first time. Well, I
- 31:23Speaker 4: cry all the time, but I cried the first time
- 31:25Speaker 4: I saw it.
- 31:26Speaker 5: We all have somebody, whether it's someone that's passed from
- 31:29Speaker 5: AIDS or some other thing, we all have people that
- 31:32Speaker 5: we danced with, and that's why we dance.
- 31:35Speaker 4: Stream I Dance Because on all services. All right, we
- 31:44Speaker 4: are back. So very glad you're joining me on The
- 31:47Speaker 4: Carell Show. You know, you know. Doing a scene from
- 31:54Speaker 4: The Rose. You know. The telephone booth. Hello, Ma. No,
- 32:03Speaker 4: it's me. No, I'm at the stadium. No, no, don't come.
- 32:10Speaker 4: I did that for years, even with Daniel Charleston, who
- 32:13Speaker 4: wasn't even alive when the movie was made. Hello, Ma.
- 32:17Speaker 4: It's me. I'm at the stadium. She was at Long
- 32:20Speaker 4: Beach Stadium, Veterans Stadium. That's where Bette Midler filmed The Rose.
- 32:23Speaker 4: She filmed a lot of The Rose in Long Beach,
- 32:25Speaker 4: a movie that changed my life because I started doing
- 32:28Speaker 4: drag after that, and I started doing Bette Midler. I
- 32:30Speaker 4: did The Rose. I did, oh, every song from there.
- 32:33Speaker 4: Whose Side Are You On? I did all of them.
- 32:36Speaker 4: Stay With Me was my big, where did you go
- 32:40Speaker 4: when things went wrong, baby? Who did you learn to,
- 32:48Speaker 4: to find a shoulder to lay your head upon? Do
- 32:55Speaker 4: I sound drugged? Baby, wasn't I there? Yes, in the
- 33:01Speaker 4: chat room at youtube.com forward slash Hurley Carell. Republicans won't
- 33:06Speaker 4: do anything because they know they're in power because of him.
- 33:08Speaker 2: Yep. Yep.
- 33:11Speaker 4: Others will say, I was just following orders, Master. I
- 33:15Speaker 4: can't be held accountable for what I was doing, Master.
- 33:17Speaker 4: I'm just following orders.
- 33:20Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 33:24Speaker 4: Oh, Lord. And the 38% of America that support him,
- 33:30Speaker 4: they're the real cancer. They're the racist, homophobe, misogynist, Christian nationalists.
- 33:37Speaker 4: That's who they are. And they should be stomped out
- 33:42Speaker 4: like a cigarette on the sidewalk, honey. Put them out. Well,
- 33:47Speaker 4: how would you do that, Kirill? I don't know. Take
- 33:49Speaker 4: away their power to vote somehow. Round them up. They
- 33:53Speaker 4: want to round up gays. They want to round up liberals.
- 33:57Speaker 4: They've said open camps, put liberals in the camps. They've
- 34:00Speaker 4: said that. And they've built concentration camps, better known as Alcatraz,
- 34:07Speaker 4: or Alligator Alcatraz, and all these other detention centers. Those
- 34:11Speaker 4: are fucking concentration camps. And look at the conditions inside,
- 34:15Speaker 4: sleeping on concrete floors behind chain-link fence. We're horrible. What
- 34:22Speaker 4: a horrible country. Any country that would put any person
- 34:27Speaker 4: inside any one of the ICE detention centers, criminal or not,
- 34:32Speaker 4: is a horrible country, a terrible country, and that's us.
- 34:38Speaker 4: Any country that would let any of its prisoners in
- 34:42Speaker 4: any of its prisons live in the conditions that they
- 34:45Speaker 4: live in with rats, roaches, eating spoiled food, a la Carell,
- 34:50Speaker 4: they're criminals. Yeah, no, a lot of them aren't actually.
- 34:55Speaker 4: A lot of incarcerated people should not be incarcerated. And
- 34:58Speaker 4: the people that should be incarcerated are in Congress and
- 35:01Speaker 4: the White House or out doing magic shows, Mr. David Copperfield.
- 35:08Speaker 4: So there we have it. It's the state of the
- 35:11Speaker 4: world today. Is that really what I want to talk
- 35:15Speaker 4: about today? Is that really what you want to hear today?
- 35:19Speaker 4: Is that really how you want to be entertained? You
- 35:21Speaker 4: know what I want to talk about? You know how
- 35:22Speaker 4: when you get older, you get facial tics? Like your
- 35:25Speaker 4: eye will twitch for like three, four days? Mine does
- 35:29Speaker 4: it all the time. Well, I'm having one right here
- 35:31Speaker 4: in my lip. Right here. Right there. There. There and there.
- 35:37Speaker 4: Right there. Keeps twitching. Keeps moving. Now, I know in
- 35:41Speaker 4: a few days it'll probably stop. I hope so. My
- 35:44Speaker 4: neurologist gives Botox injections for people whose twitches don't stop.
- 35:48Speaker 4: I hope that doesn't need one. But, yeah, that's on
- 35:52Speaker 4: my mind today. You know what else is on my
- 35:53Speaker 4: mind today? Ember pooped five times this morning and yesterday morning. Now,
- 35:56Speaker 4: Ember normally poops two or three times in the morning.
- 36:00Speaker 4: How many of you know how many times your dog
- 36:02Speaker 4: poops every day? Or your cat? How many? If you're
- 36:05Speaker 4: a dog owner and you don't know how many times
- 36:07Speaker 4: a day your dog poops, I don't know that I
- 36:10Speaker 4: can be friends with you. Because every dog owner that
- 36:13Speaker 4: I know knows exactly how many times their dog poops
- 36:16Speaker 4: a day. Amber poops once in the morning, here at
- 36:20Speaker 4: the house, and then once at the park. Maybe twice
- 36:23Speaker 4: at the park. Well, today she pooped four times at
- 36:26Speaker 4: the park. Each one smaller and soupier. And yesterday, too.
- 36:31Speaker 4: That has me thinking. I'm worried about that. That's what
- 36:33Speaker 4: I'm worried about. She's acting normal, though. She's acting happy
- 36:37Speaker 4: and healthy. And so happy about the weather change. It
- 36:41Speaker 4: was 75 degrees this morning. Oh, my God.
- 36:43Speaker 2: If you're not visiting ReallyCurrell.com daily... You're missing out. Get
- 36:48Speaker 2: the podcast videos and the blog, including recipes at williekarell.com.
- 36:53Speaker 2: That's really K-A-R-E-L dot com.
- 36:57Speaker 4: You have to be.
- 36:58Speaker 2: Proud with hatred.
- 37:01Speaker 5: Hey everyone, it's Carell, and I want to invite you
- 37:03Speaker 5: to stream my new single, You Have to Be Proud,
- 37:06Speaker 5: on Swishcraft Music.
- 37:08Speaker 4: You Have to Be Proud, by Carell. Go stream it, go.
- 37:12Speaker 5: March to it, go wave your rainbow flags and piss
- 37:15Speaker 5: off MAGA to it. Do whatever you need to do
- 37:18Speaker 5: to remind yourself and others, we are stronger than.
- 37:22Speaker 4: Ever, and they can't have our pride. You have to
- 37:29Speaker 4: be strong.
- 37:32Speaker 3: Showtime is here. No time to fear. Carell is so
- 37:37Speaker 3: near because Showtime is here. So on with the show.
- 37:41Speaker 3: Let's give it a go.
- 37:43Speaker 1: Carell is the one that you need to know.
- 37:48Speaker 4: When it comes to movies or music, how many of
- 37:51Speaker 4: you just can't understand when someone says, oh, I haven't
- 37:54Speaker 4: seen or heard that? I love Sandy. I do. She's
- 37:57Speaker 4: in my chat room at youtube.com forward slash reallycarell almost
- 37:59Speaker 4: every day. But now she says, I've never seen The Rose.
- 38:05Speaker 4: I mean, how can you never have seen The Rose? A,
- 38:09Speaker 4: she was up for an Oscar for it. B, it's
- 38:13Speaker 4: basically the story of Janis Joplin, a little license taken,
- 38:17Speaker 4: but basically Janis Joplin. C, it's a fucking incredible movie.
- 38:24Speaker 4: From the very beginning, which is whose side of you
- 38:27Speaker 4: are you on? That's the first thing you hear is
- 38:29Speaker 4: Bette singing. Every time I touch you, my heart skips
- 38:33Speaker 4: a beat. Every time I'm with you, I feel love
- 38:39Speaker 4: from my head to my feet. That's me trying to
- 38:42Speaker 4: have a rock voice. Tell me, baby, whose side are you.
- 38:49Speaker 1: On?
- 38:51Speaker 4: To the last note. Some say love. It is a river.
- 38:59Speaker 4: That's after she's dead. She dies. Where are you going?
- 39:04Speaker 4: Her last words in the movie. Where are you going?
- 39:08Speaker 4: Where is everybody going?
- 39:13Speaker 2: Oh, God.
- 39:15Speaker 4: I love the rose.
- 39:16Speaker 2: Oh. Oh.
- 39:17Speaker 4: And right after that, Divine Madness came out. A year later,
- 39:20Speaker 4: Divine Madness came out. Both in the late 70s. I
- 39:23Speaker 4: made my mom, it was R-rated, I made my mom
- 39:25Speaker 4: take me to see The Rose. She loved it too.
- 39:27Speaker 4: And her name was Rose. So, and then Divine Madness,
- 39:31Speaker 4: no one, no one that went with me knew what
- 39:32Speaker 4: to make of that movie because it's a concert movie.
- 39:35Speaker 4: And they were like, what the fuck? But yes, that was,
- 39:38Speaker 4: it was all fabulous. But I'll, even Steve will say, oh,
- 39:40Speaker 4: I've never seen, like All About Eve. He has never
- 39:44Speaker 4: seen All About Eve. How can you have lived on
- 39:49Speaker 4: the planet for more than like 20 years and never
- 39:52Speaker 4: seen All About Eve? It seems criminal to me. And
- 40:00Speaker 4: don't anybody in that chat room say, I have never
- 40:02Speaker 4: seen All About Eve. Because if you haven't, watch it today.
- 40:05Speaker 4: I mean, come on. Betty Davis? I've seen you like
- 40:12Speaker 4: this before, Margot. Is it over or just beginning? Fasten
- 40:17Speaker 4: your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night. Marilyn Monroe. Oh,
- 40:23Speaker 4: I just love the taste of honey in my daiquiri.
- 40:26Speaker 4: We're all little bees full of sting making honey, aren't we, honey? Oh,
- 40:30Speaker 4: I know every Bette Davis line in that movie. Oh, Eve,
- 40:34Speaker 4: I wouldn't worry about where you should put that award.
- 40:36Speaker 4: You can put it in the place where your heart
- 40:38Speaker 4: used to be.
- 40:39Speaker 2: Oh! Oh!
- 40:44Speaker 4: And when Eve goes to throw Addison DeWitt out of
- 40:47Speaker 4: her dressing room and she storms to the door and
- 40:50Speaker 4: opens it and says, get out. And Addison quietly stands up,
- 40:54Speaker 4: closes the door and says, come away from the door.
- 40:57Speaker 4: You're far too short for that gesture. Oh, oh, oh.
- 41:04Speaker 4: I mean, come on, All About Eve. Oh, how could
- 41:08Speaker 4: people have not seen that movie? The Rose, All About Eve.
- 41:14Speaker 4: Funny girl. I know people who have never seen funny girl.
- 41:18Speaker 4: Can you imagine living on planet Earth and never having
- 41:22Speaker 4: seen funny girl? Don't tell me not to live. Just
- 41:27Speaker 4: sit and putter life's candy. I mean, how can you
- 41:31Speaker 4: never have seen funny girl? Hello, Dolly, I'll give you.
- 41:35Speaker 4: Not one of her best. But funny girl? Come on. Well, Corral,
- 41:40Speaker 4: these movies are all really old. What's the matter? No
- 41:42Speaker 4: one watches old movies anymore? I mean, really. Nowadays, if
- 41:48Speaker 4: the movie's more than two years old, it's like, oh,
- 41:49Speaker 4: it's in the bin. No. There are so many. The
- 41:55Speaker 4: Man Who Came to Dinner, a role that I desperately
- 41:58Speaker 4: want to play. Monty Wooley, The Man Who Came to Dinner. Oh,
- 42:02Speaker 4: I want to play that role. You don't know how
- 42:04Speaker 4: badly I want to play that role. His nurse snatches
- 42:08Speaker 4: his can. Well, because he has a back injury and
- 42:11Speaker 4: he gets stuck at the home of a conservative family.
- 42:14Speaker 4: And he is a radio star who has all kinds
- 42:18Speaker 4: of friends from Hollywood. And Betty Davis is his secretary.
- 42:24Speaker 4: Tell me I wasn't made to be that role. I
- 42:30Speaker 4: love the man who came to dinner. when his nurse
- 42:32Speaker 4: snatches the chocolates from him because he's supposed to be
- 42:34Speaker 4: getting better. And he grabs the box of chocolate back.
- 42:38Speaker 4: And the nurse says, you cannot have that. And he
- 42:40Speaker 4: looks up at her and says, my grandmother ate a
- 42:43Speaker 4: box of chocolate every day of her life. And three
- 42:46Speaker 4: days after she was dead looked better than you do now. Yes,
- 42:55Speaker 4: the man who came to dinner. That's like NASA just
- 43:00Speaker 4: released what it would look like to cross the event
- 43:04Speaker 4: horizon of a black hole. You can find the video online.
- 43:09Speaker 4: NASA just did a three-minute video of what it would
- 43:13Speaker 4: look like to traverse the event horizon of a black hole.
- 43:17Speaker 4: Do you all know what it looks like? Anybody? It
- 43:21Speaker 4: looks like the end of 2001. It's exactly what it
- 43:25Speaker 4: looks like. It looks like the end of 2001 when
- 43:31Speaker 4: he goes, oh, it's full of stars. It looks just
- 43:36Speaker 4: like that. We already saw this in 2001. How could
- 43:42Speaker 4: you not know who the computer Hal is? If more
- 43:44Speaker 4: people watched 2001, they'd fucking turn off AI right now.
- 43:50Speaker 4: All they'd have to do is watch Hal take over everything,
- 43:52Speaker 4: and they'd turn it off. They'd be like, no, I
- 43:54Speaker 4: know him. People haven't seen 2001. Yes, kids today under 30,
- 44:01Speaker 4: have you seen 2001?
- 44:02Speaker 1: No.
- 44:02Speaker 4: They haven't even seen The Terminator. Gen Z, Gen Y,
- 44:09Speaker 4: they haven't seen The Terminator. That's an old movie to them,
- 44:13Speaker 4: The Terminator. Old, old, from the 80s. Good Lord. Breakfast
- 44:22Speaker 4: at Tiffany's. Hello. Hello. There are people who have not
- 44:27Speaker 4: seen Audrey Hepburn's incredible neck. What's up, Doc? I just
- 44:34Speaker 4: saw a snippet of that on social media with the
- 44:37Speaker 4: glass pane and how they all went down the hill
- 44:39Speaker 4: and they avoided the glass and then they go the
- 44:41Speaker 4: other way. Because what's up, Doc? It's slapstick comedy. Peter
- 44:45Speaker 4: Bogdanovich at his best. Oh, my God. Madeline Kahn. I
- 44:50Speaker 4: am the biggest Barbra Streisand fan in the world. But
- 44:52Speaker 4: Madeline Kahn almost steals that movie right out from everybody,
- 44:56Speaker 4: from Ryan O'Neill, from Barbara. Madeline Kahn as Eunice Burns.
- 45:01Speaker 4: That's a person named Eunice. Howard, why does she have
- 45:05Speaker 4: your rocks? She almost steals the movie. I am going
- 45:10Speaker 4: to my room, and I am going to go to bed, Howard,
- 45:12Speaker 4: and you are coming with me.
- 45:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 45:16Speaker 4: This is my girlfriend, Eunice Burns. That's a person named Eunice.
- 45:20Speaker 4: You have no idea what the word propriety means. And
- 45:22Speaker 4: then Barbara does the definition of propriety. Oh, where are
- 45:28Speaker 4: those movies today? Nowadays, they make pretty much disposable films.
- 45:33Speaker 4: And that's why young people don't know the great movies.
- 45:35Speaker 4: Because nowadays, movies are like, you watch it and five
- 45:38Speaker 4: minutes later, you're like, did I even see that movie?
- 45:41Speaker 4: Because there's nothing memorable in the movies. I mean, Gone
- 45:47Speaker 4: with the Wind. I don't know nothing about birth of
- 45:51Speaker 4: no babies. Frankly, my dear Scarlett, I don't give a damn.
- 45:57Speaker 4: But Red, wherever will I go, whatever will I do? Frankly,
- 46:02Speaker 4: my dear Scarlett, I don't give a damn. What are
- 46:09Speaker 4: they quoting today? I'm serious. What movies... are in pop
- 46:15Speaker 4: culture today that have quotes that everybody says. We still say,
- 46:20Speaker 4: I'll be back, or hasta la vista, baby. We still
- 46:24Speaker 4: say those. In fact, Gen Z and Gen Y and
- 46:29Speaker 4: Gen X, they don't know why they say it. They
- 46:31Speaker 4: don't even know that it's from Arnold from The Terminator.
- 46:33Speaker 4: They don't know that, but they still say it, I'll
- 46:36Speaker 4: be back. Follow me if you want to live. What
- 46:41Speaker 4: do they quote? We're going to need a bigger boat. Hello?
- 46:46Speaker 4: You all know what movie. You all know exactly what
- 46:48Speaker 4: movie that's from. We're going to need a bigger boat.
- 46:51Speaker 4: You all know what movie that's from. Everybody listening to
- 46:56Speaker 4: me right now knows exactly what movie that is from.
- 47:03Speaker 4: What movies today have lines so identifiable? You know? Young Frankenstein. Yes. Frankenstein.
- 47:15Speaker 4: and he stabs himself in the leg with a fork.
- 47:18Speaker 4: Paper Moon. Yes, young Tatum O'Neill. The Boy with Green Hair.
- 47:24Speaker 4: I have never seen that movie in my life. Movies
- 47:30Speaker 4: had meaning. They had, they changed us. Coming Home made
- 47:37Speaker 4: us totally look differently at the Vietnam War. The Deer
- 47:40Speaker 4: Hunter made us totally look differently at Vietnam veterans. And God,
- 47:46Speaker 4: Meryl Streep and Robert De Niro. I mean, everybody was
- 47:49Speaker 4: in The Deer Hunter. Apocalypse Now. They made movies that
- 47:54Speaker 4: changed society. Philadelphia. I didn't like it. But it's, well,
- 48:00Speaker 4: because Andrew hated it. And he said that was the
- 48:03Speaker 4: last AIDS movie we're ever watching. But it did shape,
- 48:08Speaker 4: reshape public opinion about AIDS. Because suddenly Tom Hanks had AIDS.
- 48:14Speaker 4: And that was brave of him to do that movie. Again,
- 48:18Speaker 4: didn't like the movie. Didn't like they had two heterosexuals
- 48:21Speaker 4: playing the gay couple, Tom Hanks and Antonio Banderas. Didn't
- 48:25Speaker 4: like any of that. Longtime Companion, a far better AIDS movie,
- 48:30Speaker 4: and will rip your gut out. If you guys haven't
- 48:33Speaker 4: seen Longtime Companion, oh, I swore in 1989 that I
- 48:37Speaker 4: would never watch Longtime Companion again. And I won't. I'll
- 48:44Speaker 4: never watch it again. Ever, ever, ever, ever. The final
- 48:48Speaker 4: scene on the beach where all of his dead friends
- 48:55Speaker 4: from AIDS come up to him and they're all alive
- 49:03Speaker 4: and they're all vibrant and they're all there.
- 49:08Speaker 1: See?
- 49:08Speaker 4: I can't.
- 49:09Speaker 2: See?
- 49:09Speaker 4: Look what the end of a movie that I'm not
- 49:12Speaker 4: even watching just did to me. Because in the movie,
- 49:17Speaker 4: he dies. A Single Man. That's a recent one Tom
- 49:23Speaker 4: Ford directed, and I can't watch that one. It's about
- 49:27Speaker 4: a middle-aged man who loses his lover. Hello, hello. God,
- 49:33Speaker 4: Victor Victoria. So baby, won't you play me the jazz? Baby,
- 49:41Speaker 4: and don't ever let. Come on, Victor Victoria. Don't care
- 49:46Speaker 4: whether it's morning or night. I mean, come on. The
- 49:53Speaker 4: best little whorehouse in Texas. It's just a little bitty
- 49:59Speaker 4: piss and country place. Nothing too high tone. Oh, so
- 50:05Speaker 4: many great movies. So many great. Forrest Gump. My name's
- 50:09Speaker 4: Fort Lillies of the Field. You're going to build us
- 50:13Speaker 4: a chapel. A what? A chapel. No, I can't build
- 50:18Speaker 4: you a chapel. And what does Sidney Poitier do? He
- 50:22Speaker 4: builds them a chapel. And what's the last scene in
- 50:25Speaker 4: the movie? They're all in the chapel worshiping. And what
- 50:29Speaker 4: do they sing? What song do they sing in that movie,
- 50:32Speaker 4: in that chapel? I'm getting chills because me and my
- 50:36Speaker 4: mom watched that movie so many times. Amen. Let me
- 50:42Speaker 4: tell you. Amen. Bow to baby. Amen. Amen. Amen. In
- 50:50Speaker 4: a manger. Amen.
- 50:54Speaker 1: Yep.
- 50:55Speaker 4: Have I watched Lilies of the Field? A Raisin in
- 50:58Speaker 4: the Sun. They call me Mr. Tibbs. To serve with love.
- 51:09Speaker 4: The time has come for closing books and long last
- 51:17Speaker 4: looks must end. Oh, yes. A friend who taught me
- 51:22Speaker 4: right from wrong and weak from strong. And that's a
- 51:25Speaker 4: lot to learn. To serve with love. Oh, that was
- 51:30Speaker 4: a great movie. Footloose. Oh, I got a foot cut loose. Footloose.
- 51:37Speaker 1: Yes.
- 51:37Speaker 2: Yes.
- 51:38Speaker 4: Oh, Dirty Dancing. Hello. I had. They recreate that scene nowadays.
- 51:44Speaker 4: Young people do. The banana. What is that baseball thing?
- 51:49Speaker 4: The something bananas? They just recreated that scene with Kristen Wiig.
- 51:53Speaker 4: Most people have never seen the movie. But they know
- 51:56Speaker 4: the scene. This could be love because. And then she
- 52:01Speaker 4: runs and jumps. I had. I got chills. This is
- 52:07Speaker 4: what I should be doing with my life. I am
- 52:10Speaker 4: only happy when I am talking about movies, Hollywood, music, art, culture, literature, cooking, traveling.
- 52:19Speaker 4: All of that gives me so much joy. Trump, not
- 52:23Speaker 4: so much. I've had more fun this segment talking about
- 52:29Speaker 4: incredible movies in the heat of the night. They call
- 52:32Speaker 4: me Mr.
- 52:33Speaker 1: Trump.
- 52:35Speaker 4: What was the one with Shelly Winters? And, oh, God,
- 52:39Speaker 4: what was it? Oh, what was it? Oh, I'll think
- 52:42Speaker 4: of it. She's like a murderer. She, like, kills people
- 52:46Speaker 4: in it. They magically kill people. Now remember, the word
- 53:04Speaker 4: is F-U-N-K, funk, honey. Do you wanna funk?
- 53:09Speaker 2: Do you wanna funk, baby? Do you, do you, do you?
- 53:16Speaker 4: Do you, do you, do you? Do you, do you,
- 53:23Speaker 4: do you? Hey, it's Carell. Go stream Do You Wanna Funk?
- 53:27Speaker 4: My tribute to Sylvester. Everywhere you get your music. Carell,
- 53:31Speaker 4: do you wanna funk? You know, I had fun in
- 53:42Speaker 4: that last segment. I did. Because I believe we can
- 53:46Speaker 4: change the world through art. I told you over the
- 53:50Speaker 4: weekend I went downtown to the art museum, the Southern
- 53:52Speaker 4: Nevada Art Museum, and saw Picasso and Renoir and Van Gogh.
- 53:57Speaker 4: And their art literally changed the world. It changed how
- 54:00Speaker 4: we looked at the world. It changed the world. You know, Rembrandt, Picasso,
- 54:06Speaker 4: all of them. The Sistine Chapel, Michelangelo changed the world.
- 54:10Speaker 4: We still go and travel to look at their art today.
- 54:15Speaker 4: What we have done in society is just wrong. You know,
- 54:21Speaker 4: this morning I sent an email to a writer that
- 54:23Speaker 4: I do not know. And this paper, it just came
- 54:28Speaker 4: across my feed. There's some guy in Colorado, I think,
- 54:31Speaker 4: he's running for office. He was a vegan, but he
- 54:35Speaker 4: was getting shit for being a vegan because a lot
- 54:39Speaker 4: of the constituents in the district he was running or
- 54:42Speaker 4: in are farmers. And so he was getting crap. So
- 54:47Speaker 4: now he's not a vegan. He just did a thing
- 54:49Speaker 4: at a taco truck. And I wrote this writer who
- 54:55Speaker 4: wrote a piss poor story about him. And said, you know,
- 55:00Speaker 4: first of all, who would vote for a guy that
- 55:03Speaker 4: would give up his morals? You know, he said he
- 55:06Speaker 4: was a vegan and an animal rights activist. And suddenly
- 55:09Speaker 4: he backs away from that to get elected. Well, the
- 55:13Speaker 4: animals are still being tortured. And if you're not a
- 55:16Speaker 4: vegan or vegetarian, I pity you. Because you support torture
- 55:22Speaker 4: of sentient beings who know they're being killed. You no
- 55:26Speaker 4: longer need to eat meat or dairy. If you want
- 55:29Speaker 4: to be a vegetarian, fine. Have some eggs, have some butter,
- 55:32Speaker 4: have some cheese, even though they torture dairy cows. I
- 55:36Speaker 4: can't believe I'm saying fine. But, you know, I choose
- 55:39Speaker 4: not to be. But if you want to be a vegetarian, okay.
- 55:46Speaker 4: But this guy in the story, he didn't say, well,
- 55:49Speaker 4: you know, he was actually right to be a vegan.
- 55:52Speaker 4: And no one wants to look at a farmer in
- 55:54Speaker 4: the face and say, no, you shouldn't farm cows. I'm
- 55:58Speaker 4: sorry that you've centered your life around farming an animal
- 56:01Speaker 4: that doesn't want to die. I'm sorry that you've centered
- 56:05Speaker 4: your life around a business that tortures the animals that
- 56:08Speaker 4: you raise. Find a new business. Grow soybeans. Grow lentils.
- 56:15Speaker 4: Grow cashews. Miyoko, when she ran Miyoko's, part of what
- 56:21Speaker 4: her company did was help dairy farmers retool their farms
- 56:26Speaker 4: to be plant-based, to grow things that she needed, cashews,
- 56:32Speaker 4: coconuts for coconut milk, soybeans, lentils. I'm sorry you're farming
- 56:40Speaker 4: all the wrong shit. That's on you. If I were
- 56:44Speaker 4: running and I was running in an area that was
- 56:46Speaker 4: rich with farms, I wouldn't bend to those farmers and say, oh, yes,
- 56:49Speaker 4: I'm going to eat meat now because my farm. You
- 56:52Speaker 4: know what? We shouldn't import any beef. Donald Trump should
- 56:55Speaker 4: not import beef. Beef should be $ 100 a pound. You
- 56:59Speaker 4: don't need to eat it. And it costs the animal
- 57:02Speaker 4: its life. You know, it's like we're such idiots. Humans
- 57:09Speaker 4: are so fucking stupid. And that's why I really enjoy
- 57:12Speaker 4: the art. Because in movies, you can control the narrative.
- 57:17Speaker 4: You can make them turn out better or worse. You
- 57:21Speaker 4: can blow up the planet. You can, you know. But
- 57:25Speaker 4: they entertain and they bring joy, just like music. Because
- 57:31Speaker 4: what do we have left today that gives us joy?
- 57:34Speaker 4: What do we have left? Social media and the rectangle
- 57:37Speaker 4: of doom has robbed all of our joy. It's just,
- 57:42Speaker 4: we are a joyless culture. We don't go to the
- 57:45Speaker 4: movies anymore. I do. I actually go to the movies.
- 57:50Speaker 4: Most of you don't. There's something about being in that
- 57:54Speaker 4: darkened theater. There are songs that sound like movies. There
- 58:02Speaker 4: are themes that fill the screen. There are lines I'll
- 58:09Speaker 4: say that sound as if they're written There are looks
- 58:15Speaker 4: I wear the theater should have seen. But though I've
- 58:20Speaker 4: made my life a movie, the matinee must end by five.
- 58:26Speaker 4: Remember matinees? I must stagger out into the blinding sunlight
- 58:33Speaker 4: half alive. Wishing I were back inside the picture show
- 58:38Speaker 4: there where it's always night. Isn't that the marvelousness of
- 58:43Speaker 4: the theater? Notice how the screen is wide. The second
- 58:48Speaker 4: roll wraps it around you tight. Even though there are
- 58:52Speaker 4: no more rolls. Will I stay? Yes, I must. Oh, widescreen.
- 58:58Speaker 4: That's a song by Barbra Streisand. Of course. We don't
- 59:03Speaker 4: have art anymore. We took it out of schools. Music's
- 59:06Speaker 4: no longer important. It's disposable. We say AI can make
- 59:09Speaker 4: music now. Oh, you know, AI makes music now. No,
- 59:12Speaker 4: AI does not make music. It mimics music. It regurgitates music.
- 59:19Speaker 4: It doesn't make music. Only a human can do that.
- 59:25Speaker 4: Because to make music requires inspiration. Oh, nothing's changed while
- 59:32Speaker 4: we've been on air. We're still at war in the Gulf.
- 59:34Speaker 4: The Nepal tragedy just gets worse as every hour goes by.
- 59:38Speaker 4: Now the Grand Canyon tragedy gets worse as every hour
- 59:41Speaker 4: goes by. Both of those climate change and both of
- 59:44Speaker 4: those related to diet. Nepal gives off 0.1, 0.1. of
- 59:51Speaker 4: climate change gases. Their impact is so small on climate change,
- 59:56Speaker 4: it's not even considered. And yet, thousands just died because
- 1:00:01Speaker 4: of what we do. Because the United States and the
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: UK account for 47% of climate change gases. So our
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: gluttonous lifestyle has just killed 3,000 people in Nepal. No
- 1:00:15Speaker 4: one will put it that way, but your diet just
- 1:00:19Speaker 4: killed people in Nepal. Your diet just killed people in
- 1:00:23Speaker 4: the Grand Canyon. Your diet killed 50,000 people in Europe
- 1:00:29Speaker 4: this year alone. Your diet is causing your food to
- 1:00:35Speaker 4: be contaminated because contaminants are running amok because of climate change.
- 1:00:41Speaker 4: It's hotter. Parasites are spreading. That's your diet. Your diet
- 1:00:47Speaker 4: is causing 40% of climate change if you're not a vegan.
- 1:00:52Speaker 4: So your diet's killing people now. You don't care. Planet,
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: you know. Most people don't care. It's their right to
- 1:00:59Speaker 4: have their food. All right. Well, I had fun today.
- 1:01:05Speaker 4: I had fun today. I really did. Charlie and the
- 1:01:07Speaker 4: Chocolate Factory.
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: Oh, yes. Yep.
- 1:01:09Speaker 4: Go buy some tickets for community TV.
- 1:01:12Speaker 2: Okay?
- 1:01:12Speaker 4: I am Thorell. Be who you want to be. I'm
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: a party buddy. Go see a local concert. Go to
- 1:01:20Speaker 4: the local Philharmonic. Go watch a high school band.
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view.
- 1:01:28Speaker 4: Yours.
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: Listen daily to the Corelcast on your favorite streaming service.
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: You're listening to the Corelcast. It's broadcasting from a completely
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: different point of view.
- 1:01:52Speaker 4: Yours.
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: Listen daily to the Corelcast on your favorite streaming service.