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Minisode: Chelsea + Catherine Solve the Mysteries of the Universe · Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler

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  Speaker 1: Okay, guys, I am officially on my High and Mighty tour.
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  Speaker 1: March thirteenth, Cleveland, Ohio. March fourteenth Columbus, Ohio. March fifteenth, Cincinnati, Ohio,
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  Speaker 1: and then March twentieth is Denver, Colorado. March twenty seventh, Portland, Maine.
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  Speaker 1: March twenty eighth, Providence, Rhode Island. March twenty ninth, Springfield, Massachusetts.
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  Speaker 1: April tenth is Chicago. I'll be at the Chicago Theater.
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  Speaker 1: April eleventh, Indianapolis, Indiana. April twelfth Louisville, Kentucky. April sixteenth
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  Speaker 1: is Albuquerque, New Mexico. April seventeenth is Mesa, Arizona. April
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  Speaker 1: twenty third is Kansas City, Missouri. April twenty fourth is
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  Speaker 1: Saint Louis, Missouri. April twenty fifth is Minneapolis, Minnesota. April
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  Speaker 1: thirtieth Nashville, Tennessee. May first is Charlotte, North Carolina. May
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  Speaker 1: second is Durham, North Carolina. May sixth, I'm doing Netflix
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  Speaker 1: as a joke festival. I will be in Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 1: That is a new announcement, along with Atlantic City. May fifteenth, Toga, California.
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  Speaker 1: May sixteenth, Monterey, California, May seventeenth Modesto, California, and then
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  Speaker 1: June fourth, Portchester, New York. June fifth is Boston, mass
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  Speaker 1: And June twelfth is Portland, Oregon.
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  Speaker 2: And then Seattle is June thirteenth, So suck on that. Everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Go to Chelseahandler dot com for tickets. Okay, Hi, Hi Catherine,
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  Speaker 1: Hi Chelsea. Welcome to our minisode. You guys.
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  Speaker 2: We are to today. We are discussing. I have tasked Catherine.
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  Speaker 1: With teaching me what quantum physics is because I need
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  Speaker 1: to have a better understanding.
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  Speaker 3: And I got a text from you last night that said, hey,
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  Speaker 3: can we talk about quantum physics? So I've just you know,
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  Speaker 3: discovered all the mysteries of the universe by tomorrow morning.
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  Speaker 3: So here we are. We're ready, Thank you. I do
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  Speaker 3: have to say my favorite thing is that last year
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  Speaker 3: you learned that the sun and the moon are not
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  Speaker 3: the same.
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  Speaker 1: That was not last year, It was five years ago.
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  Speaker 1: That was my two books ago. So that was like,
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  Speaker 1: I mean that this is a little while ago.
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  Speaker 3: But now that you know that, like the natural next
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  Speaker 3: step is quantum physics, right, yeah, exactly. So basically physics
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  Speaker 3: as we know it is a large scale thing.
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  Speaker 4: Right, if I push you, you're going to go over there.
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  Speaker 4: That's sort of a large scale thing, okay.
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  Speaker 3: But when you get to the sub atomic level, the
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  Speaker 3: stuff that we're all made up of, and the quantum level,
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  Speaker 3: the energy the electrons, like the things between the air
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  Speaker 3: in between.
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  Speaker 1: The air within you mean in between our bodies, like, yes,
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  Speaker 1: in between our electrons, our neutrons.
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  Speaker 3: At the quantum level, physics behaves entirely differently. So one
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  Speaker 3: of the main things that's important about quantum physics to
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  Speaker 3: understand is this.
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  Speaker 4: Idea of what's called superposition.
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  Speaker 3: So superposition basically just means that something has a high
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  Speaker 3: probability of being one of two states, and it is
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  Speaker 3: not for sure in that state until it's actually being observed,
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  Speaker 3: which is like it's it sounds spooky and it sounds
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  Speaker 3: weird and it doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 4: But it also if you relate that.
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  Speaker 1: To a pregnancy, until you are actually positively pregnan it's
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  Speaker 1: not being observed.
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  Speaker 4: That's actually a good way to describe it.
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  Speaker 3: So there is a really typical example called Schrodinger's cat,
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  Speaker 3: and it's basically like a pregnancy. So Schrodinger's cat says
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  Speaker 3: that if you put a cat into a box, and
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  Speaker 3: you're not looking at that cat because it's in the box.
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  Speaker 4: You don't know if that cat is alive or dead.
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  Speaker 3: Right, so before you open the box, that cat has
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  Speaker 3: just as high of a probability of being alive as
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  Speaker 3: being dead. But when you open the box, basically that's
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  Speaker 3: what causes there's a cause of relationship of like, now
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  Speaker 3: you know that the cat is alive or dead because
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  Speaker 3: if you open the box and you've observed it.
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  Speaker 4: So the reality is based on observation.
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  Speaker 3: And so while the cat is in that box, it's
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  Speaker 3: in a position of superposition, so it could equally be
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  Speaker 3: one or the other. I'm following this, okay, okay, good,
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  Speaker 3: good good, And so where that leads us is we're
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  Speaker 3: kind of always in this state of being in the box,
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  Speaker 3: if you will. We have an infinite possibility of going
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  Speaker 3: this way or that, and say I decide to turn
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  Speaker 3: left at the stoplight instead of right. What that means
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  Speaker 3: is like there might be one version of my reality
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  Speaker 3: where I did go left or where I did go right.
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  Speaker 3: And so the theory of the multiverse kind of spawned
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  Speaker 3: out of all of this, and right now, that's sort
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  Speaker 3: of the prevailing wisdom is that the multiverse does exist,
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  Speaker 3: Like you were talking about, like are we living in
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  Speaker 3: a simulation sort of thing? But so in the multiverse
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  Speaker 3: that theory says like, there is one version of me
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  Speaker 3: that did this, one version of me that did that,
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  Speaker 3: and they both exist equally. So then where that brings
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  Speaker 3: us is one of my favorite things about Like when
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  Speaker 3: I was researching this, the only people who are interested
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  Speaker 3: in quantum physics are either like nerdy dudes or like
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  Speaker 3: hot women who are into manifestation. So where that, ohay exactly,
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  Speaker 3: So where that kind of brings us is. It's one
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  Speaker 3: of the things that helps people understand sort of like
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  Speaker 3: the the physical reality of like if you can manifest
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  Speaker 3: things because you're basically just putting yourself in a different
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  Speaker 3: headspace and focusing on on a different outcome and a
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  Speaker 3: different reality, and that energetically brings you to that different reality.
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  Speaker 1: So in theory, if you believe in a multiverse situation,
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  Speaker 1: which is different than quantum physics, because quantum physics sounds
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  Speaker 1: more like the possibility rather than a multiverse, which is
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  Speaker 1: assuming both all things, all possibilities are happening at the
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  Speaker 1: same time.
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  Speaker 3: I almost think and Brand weigh in on this. I
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  Speaker 3: almost think it's a little bit opposite. I think quantum
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  Speaker 3: physics is the reality and the multiverse is potentially true.
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  Speaker 4: Rat would you say that's correct?
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  Speaker 5: Is it entirely connected? I don't know. Quantum physics is
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  Speaker 5: the study of the very very small, That's what I know.
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  Speaker 5: Is the multiverse necessarily related to that? I see where
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  Speaker 5: you're going with the manifestations, That makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it's related.
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  Speaker 4: You don't think it's related.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: My understanding, which isn't one, is that the multiverse is
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  Speaker 1: just something that like somebody, like you know, like people, right,
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  Speaker 1: that's like a conjecture like, oh, maybe this is happening.
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  Speaker 1: But quantum physics is actually scientific.
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  Speaker 3: Right exactly, and there's even quantum computers that can do like.
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  Speaker 1: Like a simulation is a conjecture, not, it's not proven
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  Speaker 1: that we're in a simulation. That's just people going, what's
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  Speaker 1: going on here? Like a matrix? Yes, right, a matrix
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  Speaker 1: is like a multiverse?
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  Speaker 2: Correct? Yeah? Is that correct?
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  Speaker 5: Yes? Sort of, that's kind of like a like a
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  Speaker 5: superimposed reality though, right, we're talking about like the matrix matrix.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think that's kind of.
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  Speaker 5: A different I think a simulation would be different than multiverse.
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  Speaker 1: Right, because what if we're like, what because what's the
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  Speaker 1: idea that supports the notion that we're living our past, present,
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  Speaker 1: and future at the same time.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I've got this one. I've got this one. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So this is like when you have a radio. You
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  Speaker 3: have all of the stations on the radio, You're getting
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  Speaker 3: frequencies from all over the place, right, they all exist,
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  Speaker 3: but when you two into just one radio frequency, that
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  Speaker 3: becomes your reality. So that's the one that you're tuned into.
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  Speaker 3: That's the one that you're hearing. All the other ones
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  Speaker 3: still exist, but to you, the only one that's real
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  Speaker 3: is the one that you are tuned into.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, see what I did?
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  Speaker 2: That was good?
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  Speaker 4: So glad that I studied.
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  Speaker 2: Good, good, Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. But Neil deGrasse Tyson says that, like, nobody really
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  Speaker 3: understands quantum physics, So it's.
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  Speaker 1: Like, why don't we have him on I think we
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  Speaker 1: actually should, let's book him because we need to talk
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  Speaker 1: to him. Okay, great, Yeah, I had him on my
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  Speaker 1: Netflix show once and it wasn't long enough conversations. So
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  Speaker 1: this would be a better format for us. This is
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  Speaker 1: perfect because.
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  Speaker 2: Also there's an idea that you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all these things are existing at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: It just it's like what you just described, right, So
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  Speaker 1: if I were to tune into my past, maybe I
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  Speaker 1: could jump back there or future.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, you know what I saw TikTok yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: There is this I'm sort of on, like the witchy
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  Speaker 3: side of TikTok. And there is this witch who like
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  Speaker 3: witches like you know, like pagans and witches.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know this about you goes a lot with
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  Speaker 1: those hard boiled eggs that you travel with. Oh, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, my one of my ex boyfriends from Barcelona
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  Speaker 1: sent me a picture of him on a plane with
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  Speaker 1: a little container of for six hor hard boiled eggs
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  Speaker 1: and goes.
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  Speaker 2: I know you hate me now. I didn't respond, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to block him.
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  Speaker 3: He and I will do He and I will get
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  Speaker 3: along famously. But so this Glasgow witch, I really loved
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  Speaker 3: what she said, and I'll post a link to this.
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  Speaker 2: And why do you like witches and pagans?
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  Speaker 4: You know what I think there.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand a lot about it, but to me,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of that stuff makes sense, like talking to
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  Speaker 3: your ancestors, getting wisdom from our elders from especially women
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  Speaker 3: who came before.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of that really makes sense to me.
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  Speaker 1: And also just are we actively doing that without knowing
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  Speaker 1: it or you're saying you're not.
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  Speaker 3: Doing it unless with intention you're doing it, you know, right,
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  Speaker 3: Like I feel like I have a pretty lively rapport
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  Speaker 3: with my ancestors with people have gone before me. I
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  Speaker 3: think you do too, with your mom and with other
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  Speaker 3: who have gone before you. And I think that all
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  Speaker 3: to me goes into the same basket. But one thing
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  Speaker 3: she was talking about that I really resonated with was,
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  Speaker 3: you know we talk about like reparenting or you know,
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  Speaker 3: talking to yourself in different and she was like, let's
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  Speaker 3: talk about time time travel basically going back to an
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  Speaker 3: earlier version of yourself and like giving.
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  Speaker 4: Her the whispers that you.
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  Speaker 3: Wish you knew and communicating with her like the comfort
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  Speaker 3: that you wish she had at the time, or the
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  Speaker 3: wisdom that you wish you had. We're talking about yourself
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  Speaker 3: is like you're going back and visiting yourself at different
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  Speaker 3: points of it. And to me, that made so much
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  Speaker 3: more sense than like reparenting or shadow self or any
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  Speaker 3: of that stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Like to me, that just clicked.
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  Speaker 3: And she said, once you start to hear, you know,
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  Speaker 3: practice hearing the whispers of yourself to your younger self,
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  Speaker 3: you can start to hear this the you that will
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  Speaker 3: come sending whispers back to your current self.
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  Speaker 4: And I just wait, wait, say that one more time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she said, once you get better at hearing the
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  Speaker 3: voice of yourself the way you talk to yourself in
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  Speaker 3: the past, you'll be able to better understand your future
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  Speaker 3: self giving you the whispers from.
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  Speaker 4: Because this is a little bit what Laura Day said,
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  Speaker 4: were like, all time exists at the same time. We
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  Speaker 4: experience it as a line, as a linear.
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  Speaker 3: Situation, but it actually all exists. We just happened to
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  Speaker 3: be at one point. It's a little bit like tuning
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  Speaker 3: into that one frequency. The frequency we're tuned into is
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  Speaker 3: now right. But like the future arty exists, the past
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  Speaker 3: obviously already exists, and so kind of what she was
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  Speaker 3: talking about is tuning into different places in your timeline
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  Speaker 3: and being able to communicate with yourself at different times,
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  Speaker 3: And that really really resonated with me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a conversation I heard Bill Maher having
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  Speaker 1: with I guess I think it was who was on
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  Speaker 1: his show as a Paul Krugbin. I don't want to misspeak,
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  Speaker 1: but I do do it all the time, so I
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  Speaker 1: guess it's not that big.
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  Speaker 2: Of a problem.
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  Speaker 1: And he was talking about common knowledge. This is not
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  Speaker 1: directly related to what we're talking about, but it's another
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  Speaker 1: interesting conversation about common knowledge. It's like you see an
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  Speaker 1: event happen, say nine to eleven, I know without talking
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  Speaker 1: to you that you know what happened on nine eleven
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  Speaker 1: because it's become common knowledge. I know that you know,
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  Speaker 1: and I know that everyone else knows the same information
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  Speaker 1: that I do that nine to eleven occurred, and that
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  Speaker 1: once something becomes common knowledge, it's like then once everything
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  Speaker 1: It's like how things get exposed, you know, like and
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  Speaker 1: it was related to politics, and it's like, oh, like
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  Speaker 1: January sixth, Like once that happened, everyone knew what happened,
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  Speaker 1: and you can change the narrative of what happened, but
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  Speaker 1: like we all saw what happened that day, there's no
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  Speaker 1: denying what happened. So it was very interesting the way
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  Speaker 1: he was talking. I wish I wasn't so stone so
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  Speaker 1: I could better recollect it, but you know.
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  Speaker 2: It was a nice to Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was also making my very first meal before I
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  Speaker 1: moved out of my friend's house cats.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, cooked. We made chicken pacata together.
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  Speaker 4: How lovely. It wasn't very good. I have to be honest.
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  Speaker 2: It was not good.
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  Speaker 1: But now I know the next time what to make,
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  Speaker 1: how to make it better exactly. The chicken was overcooked. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there was a lot of lemon. Yeah, the rhinds too.
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  Speaker 1: But we did make it together. I had a cocktail
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  Speaker 1: and I had an edible and it was fun.
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  Speaker 2: It was cute. Yeah, and Kat was my mentor. I
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  Speaker 2: love that she was really proud of.
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  Speaker 3: Listening to the wisdom of other women. And recipes are
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  Speaker 3: something that we passed. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Cookie was fun and I can't believe I'm saying this
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  Speaker 1: out loud, but it was fun.
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  Speaker 2: We had a fun time cooking.
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  Speaker 4: For you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now I get to move into another rental.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean rental feels better than living in construction.
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  Speaker 3: I mean any day of the week, right, just.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to the person that's renting me to their
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  Speaker 1: house that never rents their house.
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  Speaker 4: Perfect.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I have a follow up, Chelsea from one of
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  Speaker 3: our listeners.
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  Speaker 4: This gal called in.
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  Speaker 3: She didn't have a name, she was just calling an
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  Speaker 3: under disappointed daughter but she was calling in about her mom,
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  Speaker 3: who had gone through menopause and was basically like only
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  Speaker 3: interested in men and kind of wilding out, like partying
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  Speaker 3: a lot sort of things. So this is a little
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  Speaker 3: bit of a bummer update. But she says, great, Hi, Catherine.
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  Speaker 3: I'd love to say it went well when I talked
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  Speaker 3: to my mom, but it did not. My mom was
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  Speaker 3: pretty hurt by my entry, to say the least. She
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  Speaker 3: felt blindsided, misrepresented, and confused by what I wrote. We
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  Speaker 3: spend over a month not really speaking before things blew over. However,
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  Speaker 3: after purchasing both Brooke Shields and Mel Robbins's books, hearing
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  Speaker 3: Chelsea and Brook's perspective, and also taking a closer look
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  Speaker 3: at myself, I realized it was best to dig deeper
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  Speaker 3: into why I wrote in and apologized to my mom.
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  Speaker 3: I found the following excerpt from Mel's book to be
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  Speaker 3: particularly helpful. If you're not in control of the situation,
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  Speaker 3: don't make yourself sick about it. Trying to control others
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  Speaker 3: doesn't work. Give yourself the peace of trusting that life
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  Speaker 3: is the best teacher, and people will learn as they go.
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  Speaker 3: That's how it's designed. Let them learn from life and
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  Speaker 3: be who they are. I spent a great deal of
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  Speaker 3: my life begging my mom to let me be who
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  Speaker 3: I am and here I am today, not allowing her
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  Speaker 3: the same freedom. I can't thank Chelsea and brook enough
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  Speaker 3: for their advice, as it gave me insight and perspective
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  Speaker 3: I hadn't considered before.
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  Speaker 4: My mom is only human.
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  Speaker 3: This is her first time living too, and I did
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  Speaker 3: her an injustice by judging her so harshly. If I
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  Speaker 3: want peace and contentment in my own life, then I
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  Speaker 3: need to let others be truthfully. My mom is one
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  Speaker 3: of the strongest, most intelligent, and independent women I know.
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  Speaker 3: She raised a daughter who's brave enough to speak her
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  Speaker 3: mind and strong enough to face the consequences for that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm thankful. Thank you all again.
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  Speaker 3: Disappointed daughter, So, I guess not a bummer.
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  Speaker 2: No, that sounds crazy. Did we give it?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 2: Did I advise her to confront her mother?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's probably bad advice, but you also good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you said to read Mel's book.
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  Speaker 3: And then a Brookshield also was like, you know, this
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  Speaker 3: is kind of something happened.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, no, I thought that was really good.
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  Speaker 3: She learned a lot kind of like maybe not through
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  Speaker 3: the initial advice, but.
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  Speaker 1: She says in the letter, this is my mom's first
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  Speaker 1: life too. We we don't know that it is your
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  Speaker 1: mom's first life because now we're all to talk. Now
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  Speaker 1: there's past lives, like we don't know if that that's
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  Speaker 1: real or that's not really so which one is it them?
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  Speaker 1: Or are we in a multiverse or yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe all of the above.
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  Speaker 1: Or am I on the spectrum? I mean I'm on
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  Speaker 1: some spectrum, that's for sure. Okay, guys, I am officially
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  Speaker 1: on my High and Mighty tour. March thirteenth, Cleveland, Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: March fourteenth, Columbus, Ohio. March fifteenth, Cincinnati, Ohio. And then
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  Speaker 1: March twentieth is Denver, Colorado. March twenty seventh, Portland, Maine.
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  Speaker 1: March twenty eighth, Providence, Rhode Island. March twenty ninth, Springfield, Massachusetts.
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  Speaker 1: April tenth is Chicago. I'll be at the Chicago Theater.
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  Speaker 1: April eleventh, Indianapolis, Indiana. April twelfth, Louisville, Kentucky. April sixteenth
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  Speaker 1: is Albuquerque, New Mexico. April seventeenth is Masa, Arizona. April
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  Speaker 2: Fourth Portchester, New York.
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