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Things That Must Go For March 5th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Begs that must go.
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  Speaker 2: On the radio.
• 0:09
  Speaker 3: These are things that are really, really really bugging you.
• 0:11
  Speaker 3: You can't stand them anymore. And so you say, I
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: know what I'll do. I'll send my things that must
• 0:16
  Speaker 3: go to Radio from Hell. Maybe if they read mine
• 0:18
  Speaker 3: on the air, it'll make me feel better. And you know,
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: we get reports occasionally that if we read your must
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: go on the air, that often they disappear from your
• 0:28
  Speaker 3: wife magically. So just send your muscos to Radio from
• 0:32
  Speaker 3: Hell at X ninety six dot com. Put musco on
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: the subject line and we'll try and get to it.
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: I'll begin this one says good morning, lords. You may
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: use my name, okay, I will zaye. Oh it's Zane.
• 0:47
  Speaker 3: I got a new license plate and I had to
• 0:49
  Speaker 3: get rid of my Utah license plate. Now I have
• 0:52
  Speaker 3: a boring ass Texas license plate with the expiration tags
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: on my windshields. Not knowing if the annoying deeping noise
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: is going to make a comeback tour, he needs the phones.
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: People who call in and say lords, and lady Gina
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  Speaker 3: is a lord of morning radio. Number four, people who
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: don't wash their hands after using the restroom that's gross. Yes,
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: And number five, my fart getting stuck sometimes. Oh no,
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: thank you, Lord, Zay sorry that that happens to you.
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: Zaya be very painful. Hello Lord, Yes you can use
• 1:25
  Speaker 3: my name. It's Mike and Idaho falls because your show
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: would never work outside of Utah. Dairy dairy colors not
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: matching from store to store. I shop at market, a
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: market close to my house and another store close to
• 1:41
  Speaker 3: my work. The low fat or one percent options of
• 1:44
  Speaker 3: milk and cottage cheese at one store are yellow caps
• 1:48
  Speaker 3: and labels. The other store is green, but then also
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: sometimes blue. I mean, can't we just agree on a
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: uniform color code system, no matter what the store chain?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because if you think, oh, yellow means this.
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  Speaker 4: And you don't necessarily read the maybe, but I'm sure
• 2:03
  Speaker 4: that Elon's fired whoever's in charge of that, so.
• 2:06
  Speaker 3: You know, I might suggest though Mike read the label,
• 2:10
  Speaker 3: just don't blindly grab by color. Hey guys, snowboard coach
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: Pat here Layton Area. Things that have to go, roommates
• 2:19
  Speaker 3: using work as an excuse not to do anything around
• 2:21
  Speaker 3: the house but play video games all day. And Tesla
• 2:25
  Speaker 3: trucks for looking like the first rough draft stage of
• 2:30
  Speaker 3: a truck.
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: That is what they look like they're not quite finished.
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  Speaker 4: They look like we were designed by an eight year old.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they and they really they're really not quite finished. Apparently.
• 2:39
  Speaker 3: All right, that's it, Gina.
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: Let's see.
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  Speaker 2: Please don't use my name being late to work on
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  Speaker 2: purpose Wednesday mornings so I can listen to things that
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: must go in my car in the parking lot. You're
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  Speaker 2: listening now, whoever you are, Good morning.
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: The letter I that.
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: Sticks on my keyboard when my name, password, name of business,
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: and the school district all use multiple eyes. Oh no,
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: the vibrating plastics. Something in my car that's right next
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: to my left ear and I can't find.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: It or get rid of it. That's horrible. So you
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: turn up the radio louder so you don't notice it.
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: Unnecessary professional development meetings for teachers. I'm already professionally developed
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: after thirty two years of teaching. I'm retiring at the
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: end of the school year. I wish I will miss
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: my students, but not all of those meetings. Let's see
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: things that must go. People still sagging their pants in
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty five. People that keep their hand on their
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: shifter like they're driving a stick shift car.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: I miss the stick shift, and I like keeping my
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: hand there. I can sell you a stick shift. Are
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: you oh your mini?
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  Speaker 4: Many?
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: I can getting out of your mini in a while.
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: Let's see.
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: Parents who don't watch.
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: Their kids must go.
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: This week I had to reunite a five year old
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: that was wandering outside the library while her mom was
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: inside watching TikTok.
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: Let's see. And finally this, please don't use my name.
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  Speaker 2: Here are my muscos as a tax accountants trying to
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: survive tax season. I am not the reason you owe taxes.
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: I did not write the tax code or fill out
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  Speaker 2: your W four. I will do my best to give
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: you strategies to help with your taxes in the future,
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: but I cannot change anything this year.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: It's too late.
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  Speaker 2: Just because I'm an accountant doesn't make me a Republican.
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: Stop speaking to me as I should agree with your
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: bs that you're saying an FYI, A new Republican budget
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: plan will hurt the majority of the Americans, so good
• 4:31
  Speaker 2: luck with that. Clients who make a donation to the
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: Heritage Foundation, I instantly lose res fact for you and risk.
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: Clients aka people making more than a million dollars a
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: year complaining about their tax bill and how they can't
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: buy their third house in Hawaii.
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: Shut the hug up, we are not the same. Thanks
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  Speaker 1: for making these things go.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, let's see this one from Carl. What must go
• 4:53
  Speaker 4: is people that exclaim the words it's great or the
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  Speaker 4: best ever when they're telling you about a movie or
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  Speaker 4: a TV show that they just watched. That's your opinion,
• 5:02
  Speaker 4: and that's okay. What is not okay is when you
• 5:05
  Speaker 4: make the other person feel bad because they do not
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  Speaker 4: share your enthusiasm about said movie or TV show. I
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  Speaker 4: get that you love it, that's great, but why does
• 5:14
  Speaker 4: it have to become a your wrong and I'm right conversation?
• 5:17
  Speaker 4: I decided years ago after watching two guys I know
• 5:20
  Speaker 4: get into a verbal altercation at fan X because one
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  Speaker 4: was saying he liked a movie the other thought it
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  Speaker 4: was terrible That I had to approach this subject in
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  Speaker 4: a better way. Now, when I'm asked what I thought
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  Speaker 4: about a movie or TV show that I've either watched
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  Speaker 4: before or after them, I just respond with, either I
• 5:34
  Speaker 4: enjoyed it, but you may not, or I didn't really
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  Speaker 4: care for it, but I'm glad you enjoyed it. There
• 5:40
  Speaker 4: are too many bad things going on in this world
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  Speaker 4: to be arguing over what is best and what isn't
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  Speaker 4: according to you. Amen, thank you for letting me get
• 5:48
  Speaker 4: this off my chest. Curl Eric says, feel free to
• 5:52
  Speaker 4: use my name. People leaving the gas pump handle locked
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  Speaker 4: in the on position when returning it to the pump.
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've not encountered that it can start flowing without
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: you realizing it.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, I haven't been to the gas station a
• 6:06
  Speaker 4: very long time. So this one from Tracy. Lookie, lose people.
• 6:12
  Speaker 4: When someone is pulled over or there's an accident, you
• 6:15
  Speaker 4: don't have to slow down to gaulk.
• 6:17
  Speaker 3: You will potentially.
• 6:18
  Speaker 4: Cause more accident. Your fools, full grown adults that still
• 6:23
  Speaker 4: pout to get their way and then lie to other
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  Speaker 4: people about what really happens so they can turn everyone
• 6:28
  Speaker 4: against that person that didn't give you your way. Okay,
• 6:34
  Speaker 4: coworkers that say they didn't report you to compliance and
• 6:37
  Speaker 4: then sit in the office and repeatedly say things about
• 6:40
  Speaker 4: this policy and the policy about how certain team members
• 6:43
  Speaker 4: need to be reported to HR or higher bosses.
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  Speaker 1: Than they are. Oh, it's it, it's you. You're totally doing.
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  Speaker 1: That's from Tracy.
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  Speaker 4: And finally one for me, you know, just because of
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  Speaker 4: meeting schedule doesn't mean we have to have it. If
• 6:58
  Speaker 4: there's nothing to talk about, it doesn't mean we have
• 7:02
  Speaker 4: to have the meeting. All right, We can just say
• 7:04
  Speaker 4: no to the meeting and okay, begs that must go
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  Speaker 4: on the radio
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  Speaker 2: Show.