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Woke Woman Grows Armpit Hair To Protest The Patriarchy · Radio Baloney - The Richie Baloney Show!

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  Thing. Call it a little quirk if you will. I have hair in
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  my armpit. I have it there for a few Shall we call it a
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  little quirk than call it a little quirk, if you will. I have
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  hair in my armpit. I have it there for a few reasons. One
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  lazy. Two fuck the patriarchy. Okay, I think that I can speak
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  for the patriarchy here myself when I say the patriarchy wants nothing to do with
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  your armpits or any other part of whatever the hell this is. And three
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  your response to them tells me everything I need to know about you. But
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  you know that whole everything I need to know about you thing that it kind
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  of goes both ways here, and we've learned more than enough about you,
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  let's see. I mean, you know, the armpit hair thing and the
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  fact that you've got your head shaved at the front and the top to the
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  back. I don't know who told you that was a good idea. It's
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  probably a communist, I'm guessing. I think it's a very poor idea.
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  I don't know what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off
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  whatever it is. Yeah, it is weird and pissed off, whatever it
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  is, I'm not sure. Arm pits. Okay, So what are this
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  person's qualities? Their most noticeable qualities armpits, the weird hair at generally slovenly
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  appearance we can talk about, and prima bitch face, which a kind of
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  almost borders on it almost borders on like the meanest like down syndrome woman that
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  you'd ever come across, because normally they're very nice and happy people. And
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  you know, but if there was a really mean one, like at fifty
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  percent, that would be this lady here, lady, I guess, lady,
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  I mean, who knows these days as much this again thing? Call
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  it a little quirk, if you will, I have hair in my armpits.
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  I have it there first few reasons one lazy, two fuck the patriarchy,
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  and three your response to them tells me everything I need to know about
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  you. So I don't know, is being utterly disgusting just a little quirk?
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  Would we call it just a little quirk? I'm not sure. I
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  do know one thing though, she is fully deserving of something that we do
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  on this show, that we always do, and I think it's time.
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  It's time she learned this is what happens on radio Boloney when you're gross mmm
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  Lroad. She a great, vin fat person, she was. But the
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  interesting thing silence of the Lambs, is that she also has this really weird,
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  unpleasant haircut and really hairy armpits, and she also needs a as well,
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  and she looks like she smells really disgusting, like soy, like like
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  fake bacon soy product. Rogue thoughts is asleep good tonight knowing this will propagate.
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  That's the thing I mean. They are. They are like sterilizing and
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  just not breeding themselves, you know, into extinction, so there won't be
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  any you know, little uh look at my armpits and I'm gross, and
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  the somehow everything's the patriarchy's fault. There will be little ones of those running
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  around, although you know, I think the sad thing is is that if
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  this awful creature, this kind of fat, lesbian gollum, did have a
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  child, well the child would rebel against the parent. It would end up
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  being probably a perfectly lovely person, but will probably never have that chance to
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  exist because I don't know, she has to stick it to the patriarchy or
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  something, so she has to live a horrible disgusting life, because that's that's
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  that really sticks it to the patriarchy. That'll really get the patriarchy. The
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  patriarchy wants to stay as far away from this thing as possible. That's what
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  the patriarchy wants