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An Unlikely Affair: To All The Boys Who F*** Us Over with Brittany Cartwright and Janet Caperna · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hi, Amber, Hi, Lelah. Welcome to an Unlikely Affair. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to an unlikely Affair. My worlds are officially colliding. This
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  Speaker 1: is the happiest I have been in a very long time.
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  Speaker 2: I have Amber obviously my co host. Hi, babe, Hi, I.
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  Speaker 3: See we brought all the personalities today.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really uncloud nine recently. I'm so happy for you. Really, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how I know how to take it.
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: I'm very giddy.
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  Speaker 1: I've got Britney Cartwright, hello, gorgeous, and I've got Coperna. Who.
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  Speaker 2: How are you feeling right now? Janet? Good?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a great night sleep last night, all
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  Speaker 4: by myself and in a bed a.
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  Speaker 5: Little and you were getting sassy and over ok.
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  Speaker 2: You guys, we went.
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  Speaker 1: We went to the Unlikely Affair party last night in
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: Sace Alito?
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  Speaker 2: Is that you say itso? And Janet did.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: Get spicy in the uber but to be fair, to
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  Speaker 1: be defend, to go for it, you asked the uber
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  Speaker 1: driver to pull over for a third time to connect
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  Speaker 1: to the music on a bridge at ten pm, but.
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  Speaker 5: He never pulled over.
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  Speaker 4: He pulled over two times before.
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  Speaker 5: I don't remember that.
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  Speaker 6: That's why the third I was like third strike, we're
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  Speaker 6: going home.
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  Speaker 5: Some music because that was a long rod.
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  Speaker 1: That was Oh you were playing it though, right in
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  Speaker 1: here and you're going if you were looking at.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, I stay my own names. Yeah, worry me.
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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, stay pussy one more time.
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  Speaker 2: And I and ubers, Yeah, we love you.
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  Speaker 4: See, I'm afraid of what you guys do alone when
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  Speaker 4: I'm not there.
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  Speaker 1: We have fun when you're not around, you have some
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  Speaker 1: we have some fun when mom comes around.
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  Speaker 4: Fun squash the nice reasonable volume would be good.
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  Speaker 5: Why did Why did we have to pull over three
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  Speaker 5: times for it?
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  Speaker 3: So we did?
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  Speaker 6: I wouldn'tnock connect to third the first two times. You
• 2:02
  Speaker 6: started to ask him to connect and then you're like,
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  Speaker 6: I gotta tag this photo really quick, hold on and
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  Speaker 6: he's like, I gotta keep going.
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  Speaker 3: He looked exhausted when he dropped this off.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, oh yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, we got it.
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  Speaker 4: That was like, who's uber rating? Is this destroying right now? Yours?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: Ihearts so good. Sorry, guys.
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  Speaker 5: I'm always nice about it though, so they probably still
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  Speaker 5: liked it.
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  Speaker 2: You. You were very funny and dairy. Janet was.
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  Speaker 4: I was in the high a ninety to go home.
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  Speaker 4: He was like not the third.
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  Speaker 1: Amber was in her spiral over the Epstein files.
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  Speaker 2: Valid you have so valid, You're so seen and I
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  Speaker 2: got you. We're right here. Thank you, so you Amber.
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  Speaker 1: You've met Brittany and Janet before, and have we spent time?
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  Speaker 2: Reminded me? Have we spent time together?
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  Speaker 3: I'm only at maybe like birthday parties, right, yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe like once.
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  Speaker 6: The first time I remember I was spending a lot
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  Speaker 6: of time together was when Camera was a baby, and
• 3:01
  Speaker 6: immediately upon walking to Laalas, you were like give me
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  Speaker 6: and You're like baby whisperer. And then I was like great,
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  Speaker 6: and I was like, as long as she's good, I
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  Speaker 6: think I let you go for like an hour.
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  Speaker 4: Really yeah, you were like holding Cameron for forever and
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  Speaker 4: I loved it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you for letting me hold your baby. I've
• 3:16
  Speaker 3: been known to still people's baby on the street. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: you need help, Like I'm the worst. On the plane too,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like baby screaming and I'm like, here, let me
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  Speaker 3: help you.
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  Speaker 1: That's amazing. You're the best. You're the dream on the plane.
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  Speaker 1: I would give you my baby.
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  Speaker 2: On your plane.
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  Speaker 1: So it's very, very Obviously you know Britney because we
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  Speaker 1: did vander Pump Rules together. But it's so crazy to
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  Speaker 1: like have the four of us in this room together.
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: When season four a Vanner Pump, I was very hard
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  Speaker 1: to stomach for a lot of people, and then I
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  Speaker 1: was labeled the home wrecking whore. And now, obviously Brittany
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  Speaker 1: is one of my dearest friends, and we all found
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  Speaker 1: common ground and became friends. But now, how the fact
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: that Amber is in the mix, it's just such a
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  Speaker 1: I have these moments all the time where I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: what a beautiful, full circle moment. I opened the shower
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  Speaker 1: last night and Amber's on the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm peeing. I was like, you are very
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  Speaker 2: comfortable with each other.
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  Speaker 1: How did this happen from going like having this narrative
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  Speaker 1: that was spun and you you guys both know that
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  Speaker 1: you at.
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  Speaker 2: Some point have no control over your narrative.
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  Speaker 1: Once you're you sign up for a reality TV show,
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  Speaker 1: whatever's out there is out there, and you have to
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  Speaker 1: fight very hard to correct it, and for the most
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  Speaker 1: part it falls on deaf ears. So you just throw
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  Speaker 1: your hands up and you're like, whatever people want to
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  Speaker 1: run with, I'm fine with it so in that long
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  Speaker 1: winded speech, I'm very happy to have everybody in this
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  Speaker 1: room together.
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  Speaker 2: I'm thrilled about it, and we want to talk about marriages.
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  Speaker 1: We've had like very in depth conversations about what everyone's
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  Speaker 1: going through. And I think the number one thing people
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  Speaker 1: want to know for you, brit is it hard for
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  Speaker 1: you to start dating knowing that you're still legally married
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  Speaker 1: to Jack.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I really I don't feel like I've like
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  Speaker 5: actually been dating dating Okay, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: Like I've been kind of like I forget that brand
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  Speaker 5: didn't exist it. Honestly, I hate that I just said that,
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  Speaker 5: but like I forgot that I like actually was in
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  Speaker 5: a relationship whenever I was just talking. I didn't mean
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  Speaker 5: like I forget like whenever I just said that sentence,
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  Speaker 5: I completely didn't even think that I was in like
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  Speaker 5: a very short lived actual relationship Like that just doesn't
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  Speaker 5: even seem like it happened anymore.
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  Speaker 2: It was very fast, it was and it was in my.
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  Speaker 5: From my home, so it kind of was just like
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  Speaker 5: something fun. But yeah, I think, honestly, I think once
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  Speaker 5: my divorce is final, it's gonna open up new doors
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  Speaker 5: for me in a weird way, Like a lot of
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  Speaker 5: stuff I do is in private, right you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I do know.
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  Speaker 1: Did you amber find that like it was hard to
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  Speaker 1: start dating because in California, as we all know, it
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  Speaker 1: takes like six months and that's just for a regular
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  Speaker 1: old divorce to happen six months, six months to a year.
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  Speaker 1: A year. Yeahs a very long time. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: I guess depending on what you feel most comfortable with,
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  Speaker 1: putting your life on hold or just moving on.
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  Speaker 2: Was it hard for you to start dating after no marriage?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean I did it probably a very unhealthy
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  Speaker 3: way because I was not in a great place. But
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  Speaker 3: I went within two weeks I had met someone and
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  Speaker 3: I was like ran into the arms of someone.
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  Speaker 2: Is that the guy that you were engaged to too? Yes?
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  Speaker 4: That was two weeks? Yeah, yeah, damn.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes I wish I had something like that though, because
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  Speaker 5: it would like take my focus off of all the
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  Speaker 5: bull crap I have to deal with all the time.
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  Speaker 3: It was in a way, but after now being out
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  Speaker 3: of that relationship for three years, I realized I did
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  Speaker 3: not grieve my marriage. Yeah, I really didn't. And I
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  Speaker 3: find that that is one of the most important things.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, for me, there was a lot. There
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  Speaker 2: was a lot to grieve.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't just a typical like Okay, everything's clean and dry.
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  Speaker 2: We just fell out of love. There was a lot of.
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  Speaker 3: Trauma and many years of dysfunction, and I just I
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  Speaker 3: did it wrong. I would highly not recommend doing what
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  Speaker 3: I and really giving myself the time to like stop
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  Speaker 3: and briefe. But there was also a lot of healing
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  Speaker 3: that I learned by being in a relationship in the
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  Speaker 3: beginning that oh there are decentish people out there, and
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  Speaker 3: I can give my heart to someone. At some point,
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  Speaker 3: I just did it not in the best best way.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Jannon always says that my standards are very low, Like.
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  Speaker 6: You've gotten so much better seeing red flags, and now
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  Speaker 6: I'm like so proud of you. When when you recognize
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  Speaker 6: red flag and you do then you're like, I can't
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  Speaker 6: do this.
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  Speaker 5: But meaning like when she says that, she's meaning like,
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  Speaker 5: because I compare something that any man should be already
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  Speaker 5: doing in a relationship anyway, and I'm like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 5: he's like this, he's like that, And she's like, you
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  Speaker 5: just don't have anything good to compare it to.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, that's bare minimal.
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  Speaker 2: That would that my experience?
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I feel like it's a lot of women's experience.
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  Speaker 1: We're so conditioned to think that, like the just like
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  Speaker 1: basic human decency when it comes to male and female interactions,
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  Speaker 1: is they deserve a gold star.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, no, they should be making you feel special.
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  Speaker 2: Your time is.
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  Speaker 1: Valuable and you're worth giving time to. And I feel
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  Speaker 1: like once I because it was like nine months after
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  Speaker 1: I left our ex to where I actually.
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  Speaker 5: But like.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like we were in like a I wish maybe
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  Speaker 1: I would have stayed sexually active throughout the whole thing,
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  Speaker 1: all right, that would have been nice.
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  Speaker 3: It was like we're like more like the Mormons were.
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  Speaker 3: As you took him from me, but thank you, by
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  Speaker 3: the way, thank you he took for me.
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  Speaker 2: But by the way, if the new girls listening, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: And you're welcome to the club whenever you're done.
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  Speaker 5: And you know what I always say, there's always a
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  Speaker 5: spot for Alissa.
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  Speaker 4: I love it, always love it. Is that her name
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  Speaker 4: or is that the name? You can that's he?
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  Speaker 2: That's her name? I Alicia.
• 9:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's like one of them you have as ley.
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  Speaker 1: Name for oh, but I like her. I like her
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  Speaker 1: a lot. I hear she focks around on him. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: she's the smartest bit.
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  Speaker 2: She's on her dated. We should be doing that. I
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  Speaker 2: know she should write book.
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  Speaker 1: There was a time, let me tell you, he was
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: out of town and there was the finest football player
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: who had slid into my d MS. He was like
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: six six. He still plays in the league. He's had
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: like eighteen years of a career. And he was like, oh,
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: just wait. So he and he would like invite me
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  Speaker 1: to his birthday parties and would invite me to like
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  Speaker 1: his family barbecues, like he was like normal. But I
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: was seeing your ex and there was one night and
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  Speaker 1: I was fully sober at this point. There was one
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: night that he wanted me to come over to his
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: place and I let. I took my ring off. You
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  Speaker 1: know this, Brittany, because I came to your apartment after ooh,
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  Speaker 1: I took my I left my ring at home and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna go see Oh, yes, I
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  Speaker 1: do remember. And I was driving there and I had
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: such a pit in my stomach and I sent him
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: a message. I'm like, I'm so sorry, but I'm not coming,
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  Speaker 1: Like my conscience is not allowing me and he finally
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: wrote me and he was like, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: type of dysfunctional relationship you're in, but like I'm now
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: letting you know I don't want any part of it.
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  Speaker 1: Have a good life. Please don't contact me anymore. And
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: I came to your house and just sobbed. I was
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: you can't believe that I would like leave my ring
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  Speaker 1: at home. And then when I was ready to leave
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  Speaker 1: my ex, I was like, I shut up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, showing you a picture, I'm like, this guy,
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  Speaker 5: I could have had him in.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: Side of me.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't do it.
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  Speaker 2: Did I stay faithful to you? You fucking toad?
• 11:07
  Speaker 5: Jesus?
• 11:08
  Speaker 4: You know what about who you are? Conscious?
• 11:13
  Speaker 5: It's not no, Yeah, you didn't do anything wrong, you
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  Speaker 5: didn't cheat, you didn't do anything, so you don't have
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  Speaker 5: to worry about that. Yeah, and I feel too. In
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  Speaker 5: my relationship. I'm like, I didn't no wrong to that man,
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  Speaker 5: so I can walk away knowing that I'm a good
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  Speaker 5: person totally.
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  Speaker 2: You know you do you believe he cheated on you
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  Speaker 2: in the marriage.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think in the marriage. No, but no, I
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  Speaker 5: honestly do not.
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  Speaker 1: We even use all the Reddit threads we were to
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  Speaker 1: whatever they are blind tag.
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  Speaker 5: I don't look at Reddit. Shit, Reddit can kiss my ass, but.
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: That would have been like blind tag. What are those
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  Speaker 2: the blind?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think when we were married he did because
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  Speaker 5: he was like, like, my we were together twenty four seven,
• 11:54
  Speaker 5: Like when were we not together?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 11:56
  Speaker 5: Can you guys even think we worked together? We did
• 11:58
  Speaker 5: everything together.
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  Speaker 2: Did you guys? Like could you pick up his phone?
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: And oh yeah, oh.
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  Speaker 5: He had all I had all his passwords, I had everything.
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  Speaker 5: I would use his phone, he would use my phone,
• 12:08
  Speaker 5: like and honestly, he was just sleeping, snoring on the
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  Speaker 5: couch and farting everywhere. So like like I'm just saying
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  Speaker 5: like he was just like with me all the time,
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  Speaker 5: and I just I knew everything about him. I knew
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  Speaker 5: everything he was doing everything that Like, I honestly do
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  Speaker 5: not think when we were where we were when we
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  Speaker 5: were married that he did anything. I think he probably
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  Speaker 5: cheated on me more than I know about when we
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  Speaker 5: were dating.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah I could see that, Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Because there were times where I was like I knew,
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  Speaker 5: I just knew he did, but he would just never
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: like admit to it. And I can never get one
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  Speaker 5: percent proof, but my gut has never been wrong.
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  Speaker 2: That's really interesting.
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  Speaker 3: And you so if you had that feeling while you
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: guys were dating and you still chose to marry him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like.
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  Speaker 5: I'm talking like early on in our relationship.
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, within the yeah, yes, like not even.
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  Speaker 5: I mean we've been we were together for ten years,
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: so it's a long time. We were married for five. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: so I mean technically we're still married. So do we
• 13:12
  Speaker 5: still count these days?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Are you celebrating?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, we were there for a long time.
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  Speaker 5: And then obviously after I found out he cheated on me,
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  Speaker 5: which I will not say her name, but when I
• 13:27
  Speaker 5: found out that he cheated on me, I don't think
• 13:28
  Speaker 5: that he did after that.
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  Speaker 2: I think that, Yeah.
• 13:32
  Speaker 5: And then honestly, because his dad passed away and I
• 13:35
  Speaker 5: was there for him throughout that.
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  Speaker 4: That like brought us back together.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Like I.
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  Speaker 5: Don't know if we would have got married and everything
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  Speaker 5: if that didn't happen, if we didn't go through that together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I.
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: Was done for long a while, and people think that
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: he broke up with me after that, which did not
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  Speaker 5: happen whatsoever.
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  Speaker 1: No, And I also don't think you were given time
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: to process that entire thing because then his dad passed away.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Obviously that takes priority, yeah, for anything, and you kind
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: of had to push your feelings to the side and
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: just be there for him. You didn't have to. I
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: shouldn't say that, but you chose to. And I think
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: that that speaks volumes about who you are and who
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: you were in that marriage. And I know that it's
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: hard because even with you know, our ex, the biggest
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: thing was you know, well, you should have known what
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: you were getting into.
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: I know people say that to me. I hate that
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  Speaker 5: because they don't know what it's like to actually be
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: in our relationship. They just know what they see. No,
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: and that that comment makes me so mad. I get
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: every single day, like I know, like, you are not
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: a victim, you knew what you were getting into. Blah
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: blah blah blah blah. I'm like, how dare you? Well,
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: you are not my wife.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: No, and when your heart is involved, that is a
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: scary and dangerous place.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Like you ignore a lot of things, you never lot
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: of things, yeah, and.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: So of course justify a lot of things. Yes, excuses
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: for bad behavior, oh yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 2: And then your gay.
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: Yes, and manipulation and.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Everything I know so it's very easy, Like I can
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: call someone's relationship out from a mile away because my
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: heart's not involved exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You can't see it when you're in it.
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  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Jennet, you have one of the most beautiful marriages than
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: you that I've ever seen. Thank you, and I hope again.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't watch season one of The Valley. I didn't
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: sit down and watch season two, but I I was
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: picking up what everyone was laying and I don't feel
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: like it gets the credit that it deserves. Do you
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: find that reality TV, in that spotlight on your marriage
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: is a productive thing or does it hurt?
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: I think whatever is really going on in real life,
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: reality TV amplifies it.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: So for Jason and I, you know, before the show,
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: I would go to my girlfriends to talk about like,
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: you know, little petty things that happen in our group,
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: or like if I was upset with somebody or something
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: like that. It would normally be like my girlfriends that
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: I would go to. I'd run over, you know, a
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: block away to Britney's house and be like.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: You know, so and so did this. I'm so upset.
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: Now Jason like has a newfound I guess like invested
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: interest in because our personal lives are on the show.
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: The show kind of made him more of my girlfriend
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: in that sense. That is so so he wants to
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: know what's going on because like, especially while we're filming,
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: like you know, it's like, oh, well, this just happened
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: with this person. Instead of it being like go talk
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: to your girlfriends about that, like I'm here, you know,
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: if you really need me, he's like, well, what happened
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: with them? Because he wants to make sure that like
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: he's giving me the right advice of like how to
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: deal with it, and like he just wants he cares more.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: About what's going on in that sense.
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: Okay, So for us, it opened up a lot more
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: conversations in our marriage that we didn't have before. Like
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: before it was like we would have conversations about our
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: marriage and about our dynamic. But now he's like, okay, so,
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: like what happened with you in Britain, Lalla this weekend?
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: Like you know, did you guys have a good time?
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: Was there any like beef? You know, stuff like that.
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: He likes to know kind of where I'm at with
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: my friends more, and so he kind of became like
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: more of my like girlfriend.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: I love that and too, our pillow talk.
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: Is kind of expanded beyond just like our family and
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: our relationship to like, don't tell me like the tea
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: that is.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: My dream is.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: I love when I can be with a group of chicks,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Gia Gia Judas his.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Boyfriend is like this. He doesn't change the dynamic.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, like you know what brings their husband or whatever,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: and you fucking Joe's coming.
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: Ye always, I'm like, Jason can hang out with us
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: and he like just as part of like the talk,
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: you know, like it doesn't he doesn't make you feel
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: a certain way or anything. He's he's just a good guy.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: I've be one of the girls and he gives the
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: best advice. He's very calm and logical. Yeah, I am
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: not in that sense.
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: I can be very emotional, Like I always like what
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: we call like press the nuke button where I'm like,
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: all right, I'm quitting, I'm done. I'm fully never talking
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: to that person again. And he's like, you're pressing the
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: nuke destroying everything. He's like, how about instead of that,
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: why don't you tell them how you feel you care
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: about this person? You don't want to never speak to
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: them again, why don't you do this and this and this,
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: And he gives me like the calm logical advice, which
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: sometimes I'm like, shut up, or the next day you'd
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: be like, oh go on. He said that, you know,
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: like okay, you know what? Yeah, like alright, I did
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: the thing. I texted them and told him I'm upset.
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: I'm like instead of just you know, blocking them out everything.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, so lot did you guys, you and Janet
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: know each other before the Valley? Yeah?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, so how I know Brittany as we started
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: season four of vander Pump Rules together.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, and Janet? When did you and I? Actually I
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: have photos of us.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Very young, yeah, and drunk, so it's been Yeah. The
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: first time I remember hanging out with you is at
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: a bar with Hope, who was like in some of the.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I still and he'd tried to annoy it,
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: like we all knew that was true, and what the
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: heck doesn'tmit it?
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the three of us were at like a bar
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: restaurant on No Rose, talking.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Probably about James and stuff that was going.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: It's called dime.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I went there a lot to get wasted.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: It was a hell of a time.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: People don't realize that Janet's been around for so long,
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Like you even if you watch Vanner pump Roulls, like
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: you see her crying at my wedding, like they like
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: crying at my wedding, Like she's been around before that buddy.
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: But just yeah, everybody's you know, birthdays or big events
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: that were filmed. Now people will be like, is that
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: Janet in the background here, and they'll do a freeze frame.
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: But I kind of like steered clear, like if they
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: were actually filming something, I would just be like, I'm
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: going to be over here like it.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: It always intimidated me a little bit.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: But honestly, I like that about people, Like I don't
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: like when we have friends around who are camera thirsty.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I do not clean any of those exactly.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: And that's why I feel about some people that I
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: have been around.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: Other people bring around h I'm not going to make
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: a scene, but I will eat a lot in the background.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: There are a lot of like little clips.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: I feel like where I'm just like mowing food in
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: the background of total.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: So, Janet's been in the mix for a really long time,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: and there was just something about Janet that I just
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: you're the.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Funniest person on the planet.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: There are certain people who make a party right, and
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I feel like you're one of them. If you say
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: you can't come, I'm bummed. My gaze, they make a party.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Oh they're the best, honestly, my little group. I'm like,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: if anyone can't make it, we're like we're like friends.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: You know, ensemble cast. You can't create that show without Phoebe.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about show, I'm talking about my life. Yeah, yeah,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I look at.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: It that way.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: So I'm just so it is weird though, coming on
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: to a show where I'm like, hold on, yeah, so
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: this is your.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Pane, It's a day wonder what the is? It's never
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: been a day Wanner in my life.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: That's wild.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: And so this is your first this is your first season.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: This is my season where I'm okay full time on
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: the Bellley, But I've never been a day war Er
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: on vander Pump, on this show.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Nothing.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: You kind of were though, I know, I guess like
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: as a friend, but you were at the first thing
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: that we filmed all as a cast together, which was
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: my birthday at Britney's house.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the carnivals you have a title car though,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: that's how they gauge it.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, So I will never be an OG of this
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: show either.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: So were you guys skeptical at all by Lala coming on?
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: No? I wanted Lala on. I wanted la On Shorts
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: specifically to come on.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that, Yes.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: And you actually talked to me about it, and you
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: were because you were worried, remember you like, were am
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: I gonna like fit in with everybody? I remember like
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: having that conversation, and I was like, You're going to
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: get to know these people so much more just because
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: you're going to be sending actually actual time with them,
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: because we're going to be filming together. So you might
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: not feel like you know everybody in the beginning, but
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: you will eventually.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, on it once the conversation, because I mean the
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: conversation of me joining the show had been floating around.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: For like over a year.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: And then when it was like we actually have a
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: paper in front of us, like an offer, and I
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: went to Brittany and I was like, I just I
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: asked those questions, but I also wanted to know, like,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: is this okay with you?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Because even though it is an ensemble cast.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Without Jackson Brittany, the show would not be picked up, right, Like,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: they're the ones that they're the names behind it, and
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: you know, put our names and then right, and then
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: you hope that the people that are attached to it
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: are interesting enough to like make a name for themselves
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: on their own. So I just wanted to make sure
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: with Brittany, like, are you cool with me kind of
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: coming into this dynamic? You're very kind about it. Obviously
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: you were like sure.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: Like me, so that'd be nice.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Was the opposite.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: I liked both of you too much, Like I was
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: afraid same thing when you were like, hey, would you
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: do this show? Like we're you know, putting names down?
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: Do you at least talk to producers? These friendships have
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: existed before the cameras, So my fear was are the
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: cameras going to change that dynamic?
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: Are we going to be forced to have conversations we
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: you know, wouldn't have otherwise? Is it going to damage
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: these friendships at all? So any fear I had of
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: Lala coming in it was the same fear I had
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: of joining this show, which was the friendships come first,
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: and I would much rather never be a part of
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: the show and have those friendships for the rest of
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: my life than have any sort of damage come from them.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: And like have the show.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: It still worries me.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: It doesn't worry me with you because you and I
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: met on a show, so like we know your cast mates, yes,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: and we have our friendship friendship.
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not a friendship at beginning, so we like
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: know the drill.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: But when it comes to you, when it comes to Michelle,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: like I do get nervous because just having cameras adds
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: another element. It's like, if you had this concern, why
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: wouldn't you bring it up to me off camera? And
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: it's like, you know, I really wish I could answer that,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: but I don't know how because like we've signed up
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: for this, and I want to be I want to
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: be authentic and and not ruin storylines. But I also
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: don't want to blindside you because I really love you.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: And what's hard is, as you know, like I'm I'm
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: such an open book that I forget that other.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: People like still have private lives like I don't.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: I don't I think if you sign up for reality TV,
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: that's that's a line that you that you signed like
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: you you have to share your life, yeah, or don't
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: do reality TV.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Fully, I agree with you, but I think some people
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: when you first sign up for it, that is a
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: tough pill to swallow, and you you don't quite know
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: how to differentiate between the two. And I always say,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: you know, there's it's reality versus reality and the world
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: sometimes Clyde, but you have to be able to say, like,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: even though this is happening for real, it's like not
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: real because it's going into a a into a producer's
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: hands to like mold it and flip it and make
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: get entertaining for somebody.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: But it's real, like our conversations are real. There are everything.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: But like normally I would just like maybe like call
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Janet right away and be like I just want you
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: to know bahlah blah. But while that three months is happening,
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: I won't have to wait until we have a scene together.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: But it's still very real. But that's our job and
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: we're lucky to have our job, so I take it seriously.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Too, And that was the hardest part for me.
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: I feel like season one, I would try to call
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: you after every scene I feel like, or every moment
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: that was filmed and just be like, okay, so this
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: just and you were like, we'll talk about it tomorrow.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't talk about it now and talk about
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: it again tomorrow. Like it doesn't feel authentic to me,
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: so like it's not people call me all the time.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: I'm like, just wait until you see me tomorrow to
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: tell me because.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Now I feel like I've gotten way better at that.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: But you're also brand new, like you were how it works.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: We've been doing this for ten years, law law, but
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: like now there are three seasons in so like they're
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: getting you know, that's not a short amount of time,
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Like they're the ways of really patients.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Ye.
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: Now I'm like, okay, I know that when cameras are
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: set up tomorrow, we'll have this conversation. Yeah, Like same thing,
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: Like we can't call each other immediately like we would
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: if we weren't filming in that moment.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: We just have to wait and to that.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: In the same way that like Jason and I's marriage,
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: I feel like it amplifies whatever you have. We had
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: beautiful friendships off camera before we started filming, and all
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: of those I feel like we're amplified in a good way.
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: Once cameras are around because you spend more time together
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: when you're filming, and you know, get to create new
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: you know, memories, new trips, new stuff. So you know,
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: any fear I had of like, well, the cameras destroy this,
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: it's like it's only going to destroy.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: What could already be destroyed.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: I love that.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: I think for me too with reality TV, since we're
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: talking about like that kind of stuff, like I'm not
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: I'm the person who will let anything go, Like I
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: won't confront things. I would rather just let it like
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: I would rather overthink about it in my head and
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: not really like say anything. But I think like having
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: the cameras there and having to confront a lot of
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: things that like maybe I would never bring it up
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: or say something like it kind of made me a
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: stronger person. Y.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like is this really that important to bring
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: it up when cameras are rolling, Like if you you know,
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: you could say it behind closed doors, but sometimes I
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: would imagine you want to say, like is this really
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: that important?
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Am I really upset?
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, you know how you were talking about your
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: your story is just as important and you take on
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: the role of like the script you're reading and I
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: don't want people to take this as like I'm not
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: La La, because I am. But I feel like i'm
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: very much like learned from Utah, where like I don't
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: want confrontation and I pick my battles when I have
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: a camera on, and it's like you pick every fuck
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: in battle for me.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: It is so empowering.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: So when people say like you're so confident, I'm like,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: that bitch is confident like me.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Not so much.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Like if you were to like be mean to me
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: right now, I would like make it okay and like
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: go hi.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know, really, I don't I don't know if
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: you would how would you be someone mean to me? Well, just.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: On reality TV because you've been acting for so long
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: taking on another role how you see it, But this
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: is you're taking on yourself as the role.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: First of all depends on the day.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Right, Some days I wake up and I'm like, I'm
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: gonna fucking come for your jugular, And other days I'm like,
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: you know what we're gonna practice forgiveness today? I know
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: because that's that's what I learned in the mor matuch
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: or that's what my new spirituality are. Being sober we
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: take pauses now, but sometimes you know this, I could
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: be good one day and then the next day I'm
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: calling you and I'm like bitching and crying and screaming,
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: and You're like, oh, she's sucking on one.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: I'm ill like this motherfucker on fire. I'm like, yeah,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I got the guest.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Sometimes, and I think we're like that though, yeah, yeah,
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: just because we have to. Like there's days where I'm like,
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I can do this today, but
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: you just have to do it, you know, like you
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: just it's through it. Yeah, And that's what I mean.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: I said, it made me stronger because like you're you're
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: still like doing things that like maybe I would be
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: seeing on my couch and like overthinking things instead, but
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: instead I'm like, I'm kind of always having a conversation
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: with lah Lah, like you hurt my feelings when you
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: said this blah blah blah, instead of like overthinking it
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: by myself. Right, yeah, right, yeah, right, even if you
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: don't want to, you know, kind of opens doors.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Isn't it hard to talk about sex on camera?
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: It was at first, and there are definitely still times
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: because you also get so close with the crew, like
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: the sound guys, the camera guys, like the assistance, everybody
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: who's there, like you get to know and like, but
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: not well enough for me to like go up to
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: like the sound. I'd be like, I don't give blow jobs,
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: or like you maybe or like say something like you
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: know to them.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Do you give blow jobs?
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: I do, just not to completion?
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Is that like a new thing?
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: Always?
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: It's been always okay, always. That takes a lot of communication,
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: by the way, Yeah, I would love to hear how
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: that conversation is. Yeah, how does that conversation Jason being
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: like can I and me being the no, thank you.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: Do it for a while. But job is what you
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: do to like get warmed up. That's so like if
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: they got off, I'd be pissed because that I'm like
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: ready to have exactly in my mouth.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like I every time before, but what but not
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: you know, I'm like, then we have sex?
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah exactly?
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Is that even?
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Would you guys do that with a with a stranger
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: like on a say, third or fourth day blow job?
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: They know what they're getting into.
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: Like, oh, I'm a lot freakier than people will know
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: what you know.
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: Yesterday we found the best real housewife tagline.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Name I know what's up with this bitch?
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he has the best.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Real housewife tagline that we discovered yesterday.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: Maybe a southern bill but I'm freaky as hell? Isn't
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: that good?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: That's so good? I love it.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this podcast, that's the only thing with me talking
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: about that kind of stuff. Is like my parents like
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: I don't care about you guys, or like people like
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: my friends are like whatever I think about like my
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: people back home.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: My mom, she's like, well, why do you have to
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: I said, Mom, I'm about this podcast. Just yeah, about
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: sexual stuff. I'm super comfortable talking about sex. I'm an actress.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: I've done it on like I I told all of
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: this before on a podcast. It's like, sometimes I'm more
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: comfortable performing sexual stuff on camera because I'm playing a
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: character in my own life. And Mom's like, what I
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: don't like just because it makes some people uncomfortable.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I find it. Actually that's like a it's a blessing.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: It's a gift because there are a lot of women
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: who want to talk about sexual things, but they either
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: get ashamed or they get embarrassed, and it's like we
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: shouldn't be embarrassed.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: No, and I feel that way. I and I.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: You know, that's why I think that we like talking
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: about float jobs, float jobs, eating ass.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: It needs to be spoken. I don't do that either.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't say I don't think you do that.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: There's no way I eat. Yeah, there's certain.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Things we don't need to discuss on the podcast.
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: Oh my, that's a yes, because she would say no otherwise.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for real, you guys are some No. But yeah,
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: but I have to be I have to be fucking
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: into you. Oh yeah, I could ever do that. So no.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Brittany and I when we started talking about like talking
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: to these younger guys, she was like, I feel like
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: we can teach them, to teach them.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, I know we could.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: They're over there looking at us like we're going to
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: do what to my balls? I'm like, buddy, that's the thing, and.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Her ass is next?
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Can I tell you?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys, this is a public service
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: announcement on the topics of eating booty. I just want
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: to say it is a must that both parties shower first.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: All right, there we go.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: My mom better not listen to this.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: From listening to this.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Which is so funny because my mom is like, I
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: don't need to listen to the podcast because I get
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: the live version.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: We talked about before. You're very open with your mom
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: about that, But.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: People think I'm weird.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: People are like, this is not normal, and I'm like,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: the woman shoved me out of her vagina. If I
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: can talk about sex to a bunch of fucking strangers,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I can talk about it with my mother.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I am actually starting to talk to your mom about
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: that stuff because I'm like, hey, Lisa, I have a
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: question for you.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: I would never go to my.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: Mom yeah either, Yeah, like my mom and I are
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: so close, but it's just something I just like hit.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: I don't want to know what hers doing anything. I
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: would rather keep that that part separate.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can tell you all about me like you not.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: You can talk to Claude, though I.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: Can my mom like jokingly, like I feel like or
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: if I guess if I had a really serious, like
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: marital sex issue, like I would I would go to her.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it's one jokes.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: Where we're from. You just like the South I'm from, well,
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: Kentucky is like the cutoff so like, but we're connected
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: so Ohio, Kentucky bordering states. Yeah, we like that's just
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: we just don't do that.
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: I like make a joke about sexyphia mom and if
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: there was something like wrong with me or you know
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: what I mean like that, I like like I could
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: talk to my mom about my vagina, like I was
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: experiencing something that was interfering with my sex.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: Well that's different. But yeah, yeah, it's mostly.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Jokey stuff with my mom.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's female health.
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: She also lives so close to us.
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I don't want her in her house to
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: back yard work. Well we just share walls. There's like
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: no I know, but is it like.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Don't come in the house because Jason and I are
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: going to have fun or like can you take the kid?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: What is that like?
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: It's not like we're doing afternoon delights.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Let's be real.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: Why not? That's my favorite thing right now.
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: He's a full time lawyer, Like he wouldn't take off
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: work for sex.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: We can do it when it is off time.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Have you tried?
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: No, I'm trying.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: I like it right in the evenings or actually I
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: would prefer morning before we start our days.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: If we're up to I would get.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Dressed up and pretend like I'm his secretary and knocking
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: the store out, like mister.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we love a good role played. Oh my,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: heck yeah the best. You should like meet him out
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: at a bar and then like a lace outfit that
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: has the vagina cutouts.
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: It's just yeahs And I feel like that's where we
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: have like our more romantic moments like that, and it
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: feels like like first date kind of situation. Know what
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: you and Jason should get because he would love this
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: because he's like so sexy but like a little awkward,
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: which makes like doesn't realize which is the hotter. Yes,
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: you should get that thing that you put in the
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: underwear and it's a vibrator and he can click it
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: wherever you guys go.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: And I go out to dinner.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: I do think he would like that.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: He would like it and you would like it too.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Is there one for the guys?
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Like you could have a penis ring on him and
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: then you could.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you totally could.
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: You could do he would like that part of it.
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: I feel like he would like to have the control
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: of the butt.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: So don't do that.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: He would get don't do the penis part.
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: He knows I would totally take advantage of the button.
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: I'd be like zooming him every time the waiter came here.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: That was such a good impression.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: Today, you know, Valentine's Day is coming up, so maybe
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: I need to look into this, you must, I think,
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: I I think I'm sold.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, Right, So this morning.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Janet came over to eat her bagel in mine in
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Amber's room, and we were having a conversation about what
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: sex really actually means. And I for many years have
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: well I've I've gone completely cold, no sex, like full
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: celibacy and then like just fucking everything that I see.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: And we noticed on the car ride over here today, how.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: But there's there hasn't been in probably five years, maybe
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: even beyond that, because I really don't count my ex
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: And that's not throwing shade, that's just very much how
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: it was. But I haven't had intimacy in a long time.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: And I don't think sex equals intimacy.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: But what a.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Woman who's in like a partnership or a marriage like you, Janet,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: where it's like, how.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Does that four play start?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Because you think about four plane, you're like, oh yeah,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: fingerbait me, Oh yeah, but I'm like as a as
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: a woman, and I don't know how you are, Brittany, but.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Yes you are. But I love this energy needs like.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Softness, and I need you to like like touch my
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: bum like give me hugs and let me know like
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: it is on tonight.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: That's important.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Like what is the foreplay that you and Jason?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: What do you communicate with him to let him know
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: like we're having sex tonight?
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: You know, early on in our relationship, I feel like
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: it would be like we get into bed and he'd
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: be like, do you want to have sex? And it'd
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: be like, I mean as so much as that sells
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: me on it, like really like but like Jason very
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: much takes notes, and our sex life is very important
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: to us. When we go like more than a week
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: or two, we both start like just picking at each other.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: And then once we do it, we're.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Like, oh I do like you yeah, like how about that?
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: So he takes notes like if I'm like, hey, this
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: is what I'm needing, he very much will do it.
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: And so one of the things I feel like early
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: on is like the foreplay for me starts like how
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: about like a lingering kiss? Like when you come out
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: for your lunch break, or like just take a second
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: to like, you know, tell me I look cute, or
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: just those little moments. Then all day I'm like thinking
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: about you, or I'm thinking about that kiss, or I'm
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: thinking about like kind of touched my butt when I
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: was like doing the dishes or like something like that. Like, Yeah,
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: it's those little moments that then for the rest of
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: the day, I'm like, God, that was really cute, and
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: like I'm kind of like, you know, like giddy over him.
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: And then when we get into bed, it's like he
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: doesn't have to ask. I'm like I'm right there. I'm like,
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: you're ready, ready to go. I'm like, oh my gosh,
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: I can't stop thinking about that kiss you gave me earlier.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Like it's a slow up.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a very slow like little crumbs where
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: you eventually get to the end of the week or whatever.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Your sex. Yes, I just rip each other's clothes off.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So because Britt, you and I get no, but.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: You and I like yeah no.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: Like I love that par and Jyson have that because
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: that was something that was missing in my and I
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: talked about it very openly on the show and everything
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: like after I had my son, it was like non
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: existent and then you like start resenting your partner totally, right,
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: and like that's so real.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: So you and I talk about sex in a very
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: similar way. Yeah, sorry, surey, But do you think that
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: once it's time to get into an actual partnership, like
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: do you crave those types of things?
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Or are you and I just the type of we're like, yeah,
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: bend me over, fuck me because that's how you and
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: I talk, you know.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: But so I'm like, are we in a maze of
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: life where it's like that's just what we want.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: We're not in a relationship, so like we're very different.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you had a sexual like then we would
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: need the like yeah, we would need the build up
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: and the whatever.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: Right now, we're just like give it to any baby.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Like boom boom boom.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: I feel like I still have those ones.
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: It's normally like after a night of drinking Jesse, I
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: come home the next morning, I'm like, let's not talk
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: about that.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, were we not us?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Only imagine Brittany with some drinks in her I really
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: feel like she turns into like full cowgirl. Yeah you
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: know that makes me so happy.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: You as you should.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Thank you, guys for not only flying out to San
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Francisco to support an Unlikely Affair and party. That was
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: so nice of you. I rock with you guys so hard.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I adore you both. Thank you for being on the podcast.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Amber. You know how I feel about you, baby reverse Cowgirl.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: You better believe it.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: You guys, thank you so much for listening to another
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: episode of an Unlikely Affair.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: We're going to catch you next week. Thanks guys.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: Bye,