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LIVING A FARCE | S50 Ep.9 · Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: You gotta do job right, you gotta do this is
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: making the merge. We can win this. Say I'm a
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: dog person hours, I'm making.
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  Speaker 2: The dogs guys, Sam, I'm coming over and over. You know, crack,
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: You're either instror.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: Making the merge. It's not a million dollars. All I
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: want to do is win million Hearts. Hearts, Hearts, Heart's Hearts.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: Shut up, Chase. Oh well, we're not like this. We're
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: not doing this today.
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: Sorry, don't don't step on Season fifty party girl at
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: the top of the show. You know how it works.
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: I come in with the I'm the one that started
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: doing that. No, Bonu is the one who started.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: To try to step on me. Now you're taking credit.
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: You're taking credit for Bonus one million Party. I was
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: the first one to struggling Heart's Hearts, Hearts, Hearts, Heart's
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  Speaker 1: Hearts as the intro faded out. Okay, I'm pretty sure
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: what Jonathan, I'm pretty sure it was me. Oh my god, Yeah,
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: I think we all did a little bit. Yeah, we all.
• 1:32
  Speaker 4: Why don't we just say that it was all of us.
• 1:34
  Speaker 4: No one actually made it up.
• 1:36
  Speaker 3: What Yeah, I say full credit to Bonu, but we
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: all sing we're collective.
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: The credit doesn't matter. Yeah, collective. Everybody's singing, mind.
• 1:46
  Speaker 3: But this season I sing the best because I have
• 1:48
  Speaker 3: five players left on my team Season fifty party Girl.
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: I have Aubrey, I have three, I have Devon's, I
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  Speaker 3: have Stevanie, and I have Jandre the Giant.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 4: I'm Jonathan the Making, the merged villain of the Year,
• 2:06
  Speaker 4: and I'm just catching z's, as they would say, I've
• 2:08
  Speaker 4: got Rizzo and Ozzie, just a bunch of z's.
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: They say that, they say they're chomping at the bit.
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: They're jumping at the bit to catch the Z sauce.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Brand and I have Tiff Joe back only left
• 2:23
  Speaker 5: Tiff Joe Emily.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: I'm Chase, and I have no one lost. Honestly, crazy
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  Speaker 1: season for you. I don't know. I don't have anyone
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: in the in the final ten. That's never happened.
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  Speaker 5: So now we know you draft better from behind. You
• 2:39
  Speaker 5: had the number one overall pick.
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: And you lamented being last. Every time we've done a draft,
• 2:44
  Speaker 3: Chase has been last by the random wheel completely randomly.
• 2:48
  Speaker 3: He's always gonna last, and this time, this time he wins.
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  Speaker 3: The Survivor board game He's on top of the world.
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  Speaker 3: Jonathan and Brand give him the first overall pick because
• 2:57
  Speaker 3: they were the jury, and then we Chase had the
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  Speaker 3: worst draft of all time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And on the opposite and the opposite side of
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  Speaker 1: that coin, PD has the greatest draft of all time
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  Speaker 1: because he is five of the remaining ten players.
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  Speaker 4: Insane insane p D that Actually I don't even feel
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  Speaker 4: mad about it.
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: I'm more just.
• 3:17
  Speaker 4: Like, how far can he go? I've already had my
• 3:20
  Speaker 4: villain story arc for the season. I'm if I win,
• 3:23
  Speaker 4: it'll just be icing on the cake for me and
• 3:25
  Speaker 4: the jackpots.
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: But I have two things I want to bring up
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: Jonathan before getting this coconut. The first one being, were
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: you catching Z's last night? You didn't show up in
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: the live stream, you didn't give us a heads up
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: or nothing.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be straight up, I forgot about it. I mean,
• 3:39
  Speaker 4: it was Kristin and I's anniversary, so then I just
• 3:43
  Speaker 4: left watching Survivor and then we just hung out. I
• 3:48
  Speaker 4: don't know what happened. I forgot completely about it. But
• 3:51
  Speaker 4: then this morning I look and I have two I
• 3:53
  Speaker 4: have two things. I have a call from PD and
• 3:55
  Speaker 4: I have a voicemail from PD. I mean I just
• 3:58
  Speaker 4: saw this like ten minutes ago, and I was like,
• 4:00
  Speaker 4: oh shoot, I forgot fresh from tribal.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: So that's what he was having sex. He's doing a
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: little bit of this little bit of fine. Fine. He
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: was closing deals, upset, setting up boys. If you really
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: much know, we were giving each other cards, were giving
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: each other cards.
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  Speaker 4: We gave each other cards, notes that we anniversary. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: sorry that we're romantic.
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  Speaker 1: Brand. No, I just Brand, What did you do for
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  Speaker 1: your anniversary? Diniversary? Had sex? Oh no, well there you go.
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: Now what did we do?
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  Speaker 5: I mean our anniversary is right before Christmas, which is uh,
• 4:42
  Speaker 5: which is tricky.
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  Speaker 1: We win, man. You love Christmas, you do.
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  Speaker 5: And my and my oldest is born right around Christmas,
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  Speaker 5: so December is a bit of a mess.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they say about Brand. He loves Christmas and sex.
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: You know that song. Hey, you should make a Christmas
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  Speaker 1: called Christmas. And I deserve an apology from everyone. I
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: uploaded the clip of my little Caesar's joke from last week.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad that you're bringing this up.
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  Speaker 4: Yes too, because I think we don't because I don't
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  Speaker 4: think the apology is coming.
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna tell you that thousand views. It sounds
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds to me nine hundred and eighty eight thousand
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  Speaker 4: views short.
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  Speaker 1: Of what she said. It was, guys, millions of uses hyperbole.
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: It was our best performing reel of the week the week.
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  Speaker 3: But when you make a bet, you don't get to say, oh,
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  Speaker 3: the high number was hyperbole. You set the bet at
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  Speaker 3: what two million views?
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  Speaker 1: Well, obviously, jam I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 4: I'll apologize. I'm sorry that it didn't actually get the
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  Speaker 4: views she wanted.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, the best video making it was the best video,
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  Speaker 1: the biggest video on takok in two weeks. You can
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: see you guys are gonna throw me a bone on
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: this one. I thought maybe there would be a level
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: of sympathy and forgiveness or something, because I am really
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: a part of the show, Chase, I will forgive you
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  Speaker 1: for posting that clip.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what if that was the punishment where the loser
• 6:11
  Speaker 3: of the draft just isn't on the podcast for the season.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, that would be crazy. But what's bad, though, is
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: if we did that and I left the show, I
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: didn't get me on the show with the who would
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: show up next week or the week after that who
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: would be on Fresh from Tribal, who would be in
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: the live chat? Me and Liz Luzbeth can say, Okay,
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: well I can see that I'm getting apologizes. I did
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: like I liked the real I thought you're moving your
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: hat around? You know, that was fun, a little animated thing.
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: Here's what I think about the joke.
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  Speaker 4: I think the joke was elevated by what we contributed
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  Speaker 4: to your joke.
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  Speaker 1: Chase, Oh yeah, well then how come I had to
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: pay thirty three dollars to get that twelve thousand views? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I was saying, if you guys made such a great contribution,
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: I'm say yeah, I paid thirty three dollars on TikTok. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I did. It was kind of a ripoff. I thought
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  Speaker 1: for thirty three dollars it would get at least twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't tell me you did that. Well that's the reveal here.
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  Speaker 1: What did it get on TikTok? Not enough for thirty
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  Speaker 1: three dollars. That's crazy. Uh, and most of those weren't
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  Speaker 1: even paid. That was wild. It was it was not
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  Speaker 1: worth thirty three dollars. That's pretty bad, So, Chase.
• 7:22
  Speaker 3: One thing that was revealed to us from our listeners,
• 7:25
  Speaker 3: and a couple of our listeners chimed in and they
• 7:27
  Speaker 3: told us that Little Caesars only has one pizza size
• 7:32
  Speaker 3: that you can order, so the bit doesn't even work. Well,
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  Speaker 3: that was the joke.
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  Speaker 1: Wait wait, you knew that, Yes, I knew. I get
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  Speaker 1: Little Caesars all the time. They do, haven't think I do?
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  Speaker 1: Think you guys even know what jokes are. Why are
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: you analyzing these jokes as if they need to be
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  Speaker 1: complete truth? Absolutely hold up analytically, Chase, nothing to get
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  Speaker 1: upset about. The joke doesn't work if it's accurate to
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: the actual little season.
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  Speaker 4: Well, what we found out is it didn't work either way.
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: It's speaking of things that don't work.
• 8:03
  Speaker 4: Jonathan, Hey, you feel about last night's episode. I got
• 8:06
  Speaker 4: a lot of thoughts on last night's episode.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, we need to address Jorn because if there's anybody
• 8:11
  Speaker 3: who should be issuing an apology, it's the guy who
• 8:14
  Speaker 3: is lying about his cat.
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  Speaker 1: Why would I apologize.
• 8:17
  Speaker 4: I just did the greatest bit of all time on
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  Speaker 4: making the merch and Johnny Fairplay said I was the
• 8:21
  Speaker 4: best villain on the show. So yeah, but you asked
• 8:24
  Speaker 4: him to say that. I didn't pay him or anything.
• 8:26
  Speaker 4: I didn't pay for ads. He's being cheered on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's the part the.
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: People love me. Well, don't get it. Don't get it twisted.
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  Speaker 1: There are some people very upset with Jonathan on YouTube
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  Speaker 1: that once you deadbit. That comment made me cry laughing.
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: Let me read it from one of the supporters of Jonathan.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, but then, Chase, where is the comment from YouTube?
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  Speaker 4: Because I want to read that one. Okay, I do
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  Speaker 4: love that.
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  Speaker 5: Jonathan's like I'm the next Johnny fairplay as if like
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  Speaker 5: that's good, Like you live in the same town.
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  Speaker 1: You know what he's done to that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm to set up this the Jonathan hate comment. Let
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  Speaker 3: me go back to a comment from two weeks ago
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  Speaker 3: on an episode that Jonathan missed.
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  Speaker 1: It is from the same guy. Oh man, oh my word,
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: no way.
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: He just said I'm glad Jonathan's not here today, dango,
• 9:21
  Speaker 3: and then cut to Jonathan's big reveal two weeks later.
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  Speaker 3: I sliced it open. It's okay.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: He was upset when yeah, when I revealed the jack thing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Then two weeks later, this guy says, I hate Jonathan
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  Speaker 3: all caps.
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  Speaker 1: I hate him more than I've hated him before. He
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: lied about a dead cat, this guy does not like you,
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: which he made me.
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  Speaker 4: On YouTube, which made me laugh extremely hard with Chase
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: sit that to the group chat because I the the
• 9:58
  Speaker 4: concept of him being like, I hate him more than.
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: He already had a distaste. He already hated me. And
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: you know what most of us do.
• 10:08
  Speaker 4: I think every I think every good character has some haters,
• 10:11
  Speaker 4: is what?
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: Oh? Absolutely?
• 10:13
  Speaker 3: But yeah, so you do have some haters, but I
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: think you have more supporters. It seemed like people respected
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: your psychopath behavior. There's one person this is. This comes
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: from Swimming Pumpkin, who said I was mowing my lawn
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: with noise canceling headphones while listening to this episode of
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: Making the Merge.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: I yelled, oh my god. When I found out Jack
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: was still alive.
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: My wife rushed outside to see if I was okay,
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: and I had to explain the weeks of Jonathan's villainy
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: before resuming my yard work. Great contribution, Still jacking it
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: for fifty.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, that jacking it for fift.
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: Look, when you play the game, sometimes you have good
• 10:49
  Speaker 4: players that join your team.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: You know, it's just what it is. Turns that it
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: wasn't doing anything for his anniversary. He was stumbling around
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: the streets of Danville drunk selling autograph. Yeah, that was it.
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: That was it, Jonathan. He does all this and he
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: still has his cult behind him. I guess that's how
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: you know it's a cult when somebody reveals themselves to
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: be like this and he still has all the support.
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: He still has an undisclosed hype. Woman, Why don't we
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: crack open this coconut? Good as time as any. Well,
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: we had a lot of cover, We had my thirty
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: three dollars purchase, we had the jack thing, me stumble
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: in the streets. Yeah, yeah, the people that hate me
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: and want me dead. Yes, well, all important topics. Yep.
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: I don think heyone wants you dead. That guy after
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: this episode, he will like the one guy, just the
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: one guy. That's all right.
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: I guess it's time to crack open this coconut. So
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: This Coconut begins with Rick Devons being questioned by Joe
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: and Joan Dre in a confessional. He says it's weird
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: being scolded by the people trying to vote you out,
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: and Rick's next move is to tell Emily the idol
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: isn't real.
• 11:54
  Speaker 5: I was terrified when he sits down next to Emily
• 11:57
  Speaker 5: to tell I was like, well, this is knock gonna happening.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: Emily's got blab again. Why did this keep happening? Stop
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: telling Emily stuff? You know? I think Devon's really summed
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: up people's annoyance with Joe and Jan Dre the Giant,
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: which is why am I being scolded by the players
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: that were going to vote me out? Right, because Jan
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: Dre did vote for Devon's. Joe, to his credit, did
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: not vote for Devon's right, but yeah, yeah, yeah, But
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: I also was thinking during this part, why isn't Jan
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Dre upset with Joe and the rest of his alliance
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: because Jandre was the only one who voted for Devin's.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't look good.
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  Speaker 3: Emily, She said she wants to be happy for Devons,
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: but he put the whole alliance at risk, so she
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: doesn't know how to feel about it. And now let's
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: hear from a pissed off Stephanie. Stephanie tells, I'm pissed.
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: Stephanie tells Joe and Jndre they just got coach out
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: to keep them away from us.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: That's what we're trying to do, trying to trying to
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: keep way from us and the war has begun.
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: She says, she's so mad right now and she's gonna
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: babyface them to death. But then she's gonna slit their throats.
• 13:14
  Speaker 5: Wow, she loves war. Wait till she finds out about Iran?
• 13:18
  Speaker 5: You think she So we're having fun, aren't we.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Conflict, my fuck conflict. It's crazy to say
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: to you. At least Stephanie didn't interrupt Survivor to tell
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: us about it. We're about to be in World Conflict three.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: That is what we're gonna call it w C three. Man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it sounds like a con convention, like a nerd Christian's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be there, fair Play will be there getting autographs.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Ah oh, conflict? What is it good for? I just
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  Speaker 1: want to I want to think it because let's take
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: a moment. If I had made that joke, yeah, it
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: would have been p D probably would have slapped me. No,
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: I guess and everything.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: I'm a great supporter of comedy and and people.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: I'm good. Who's it good for?
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: I'm going to break character here for a second, and
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say breaking character.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: I'm breaking character for a second.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say that I believe p d might be
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: one of the greatest comedy gas lighters of all time
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: because I watch it happen over and over again and
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: it makes me laugh so hard. And then I watch
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: it Chase be the victim of it every single time,
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: and then and then, Chase, You're so good at acting
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: angry because of all the anger you have Prege.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. Brand's never met me before
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: we were doing this show, and I think one of
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: the first times we did the show is when Mary
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: said that she wished I wasn't I wasn't want to
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: drafted her, and I actually upset. I don't think Brand.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: I still do this day. Think Brand feels that I
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: was very It's.
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: Great, though I love watching it from afar. I couldn't
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: be in the room with you all though.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: I need to hang out with Brand more outside of
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: this so that he knows that I'm not actually.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: La Brand moving a basketball goal does not count as
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: hanging out right, right, even though it's like twice in
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: six months.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with that, no one's going through basketball. Who it's
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: like that. It's because every time kids want to play basketball,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: he goes out there and like windmill dunks on him.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I mean, not to dig up something from
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: two seasons ago, but I think any of us having
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Mary come on the show as a surprise and then
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: tell us that she rejects us and didn't want to
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: be drafted by us, I think puts us in a chase.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I think you were really hurt, and you're hurt to
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: this day. Yeah you're right, Yeah, YEA love you, Mary,
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: We miss you. Mary.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Next up, everyone's talking about Devin Still. You've got Ozzy
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: and Rizzo and a Hammock talking about how great this
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: is for them because all the heat is on Devin's.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Then we got Joe.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Joe is with Rizzo, Ozzy and SuRie and he said,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: even if we were trying to work with him, you
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: can't work with that.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: It's too sloppy. At least be chill.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: And then he does an impression of Rick sloppily finding
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: the idol and he was killing.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: So funny, Joe. Is it the season of bits for
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: just He is way more entertaining this season than last season.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I got here doing I feel like.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: Joe, we're not getting as much of him, like blabbering
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: about the honor and integrity thing, but he's just all
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: around kind of like just present. And I think that
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: because we're not getting as much of him talking that up,
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: that it makes him less annoying, even though he's playing
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: the same game.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, and I did find it intriguing in this episode.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: I suspected that Joe perhaps was trying to play a
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: different game going into this. When DeAndre is like, Hey,
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna get Christian to give me a shot in
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: the dark, that's our chance to strike. Joe did not
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: push back against that up all, even though that's not
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: a very honorable or anteg role move to make, And
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: so I found that to be interesting.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I agree with you. I agree with she kind of
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: just stepped back.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: It seems like he lets someone else make the move
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: to be like not uncomfortable.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Serie also loves the target Devon's put on himself, and
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: she explains why she's so well insulated in the game
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: and a confessional she's working with her alliance of Ozzie
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: and Rizzo, and then she's also working with the original
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Cela four, Devin's Emily, Christian, and herself. She also said
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: she had an understanding, and she kind of chuckled when
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: she said understanding. She's like, I got an understanding with Joe,
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Stephanie and Jandre, and then you've got Tiff and Aubrey
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: somewhere in the middle. So Sari, she says, it's good
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: to have options, and it seems like she has all
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: the options.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, ninety of the tribe is working with She's like PD,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: She's got most of the remaining players. Yeah. Yeah, she's
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: ready to go. And that's the beauty of Surri. She's
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: got her She's got her core alliance, right, but you know,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: but everybody thinks that they're in a core alliance with her.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: That's the beauty of it. So she's got her core alliance.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: She thinks everybody else thinks that they're in a core
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: alliance with her, and so they begin to trust her,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: tell her things. How many people in this episode tell
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: her stuff? Nothing? No one, ohoyone tells her stuff and
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: she and the only people that she really honestly cares
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: about working with is Ozzy and Rizza.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Just the beauty of Si And even the people she
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: doesn't have a core alliance with she's not super tight with,
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: she has an understanding with them.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Two people in this episode go up to her
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: and say, let's get Ozzie out and she immediately made
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: sure that those two people were on the chopping block. Guys.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: The understanding, I feel like, I feel like watching this
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: episode made me think Man Suri is a pretty good
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: social player.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: The understanding, the understanding that she has with the other
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: planalized is I understand that you will tell me your deepest,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: darkest secrets. I understand that you will do that and
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: will we have and I will tell you nothing.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you come to me with all your information and
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: as soon as somebody gives me information that goes against
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: what I want, I decide you're done.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: And she only gives information to Rizzo and Azzi. Yeah,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: what a great player? Did you get louder on purpose?
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: When someone walked into the room talking about Si, I
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: don't care what Dan thinks about Sir boss Man Dan
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: from the network walked it after he kind of went
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: in on how he doesn't think Surien is very good.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: We're going to have him on the show to talk
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: about this bringing back the sanctuary. Yeah, p D heard
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: about Dan's thoughts on Tack. That is exactly what happened
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: in the Green Rings.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: I would I would actually fight alongside Dan easily.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I know Little Tag Team match on the next sectuary.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Let's do a debate two on two Jonathan Dan Me
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: and p D. Brand You can be the mediator, although
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: you're very heavily a Serif fan too, so I don't
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: know if that'd be a fare yea a favorite player.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, match TLC. I don't really know what to do
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: right now, but there's something there.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: There's there's something tables ladders in serie? Is there an
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: L player? Now? There's who? P D who was the model?
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Oh? The L could stand for losers has never won
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: the Hardy Boys versus edging k No, it was like
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: a celebrity model, remember, and then they got to use
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: her as a manager.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I don't remember. I'll look into it while you continue
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: cracking open this coconut, PD fast forward.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: Because of all the objects, objectification of women.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, Yes, even as a head, you were above board.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, above reproach when I was twelve watching old Attitude
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: era tape. You know I am morally above Tory Wilson
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: and trist Stratus. Do we need a fact check on
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: who was on the pole and I'm working?
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if we need that
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: for the show. Terry the Terry Invitational Tournament Ronalds Dustin's wife. Yes,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I thought it was when I was a kid watching it.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like a famous celebrity or model
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: or whatever. I'm gonna let y'all know, I have no
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: idea what you.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and neither do most of our listeners. We have
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: what majority female listenership. I don't think there're wasing ww
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: F tapes that.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Women can like wrestling too.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: That's why I'm still the fan favorite other than that one, guys,
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: because I'm just a man of the people.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know what y'all are talking about. Whatever. Let's
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: keep going. Yeah, let's go back to the coconut. Keep
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: it moving.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Aubrey also is wary of Devins. She tells John Dre
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: she doesn't want to play with just the nerds. In
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: a confessional, she said that he blew up tribal council
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: with the show. He's made everybody uncomfortable, and Aubrey isn't
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: afraid to jump ship if she needs to. So that's
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: about ten minutes off the top of this episode dedicated town.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Nobody trusts Devons. Yeah, surely it means that I'm losing
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: one of my five players.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: And Chase is safe, right right?
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: You think that if you listen, But I will say this,
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: if you love strat Strategy or Tress Stratus, then this
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: episode was for you.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Lots of strap talk early on. Yes, yeah, it was
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: very solid.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Next up, we get some more Devons. This time, Joe
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: and Devons have another one on one. Devon's tells Joe
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: that he sorry. Devon's tells Joe what he thought happened is, God,
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: I messed it up a third time.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna nail it this time. Devin's fuck,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: we gotta keep it all. This is gonna get five
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: million views, and everybody's gonna be like, oh, did you
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: hear the PD? Devin's off fuck bit.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: I don't even I don't know how PD would do it,
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: But because PD said it gets five million views, I
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: bet it would without any advertising, just to bother Chase. No,
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: I just think that it would happen by some miracles,
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: because it would just ruin your day.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna take a deep breath now, I don't know.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Devins tells Joe what he thought happened is they all
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: were voting for him.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Fucking nailed it And.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: When he did his move, they got caught with their
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: hands in the cookie jar.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: J had to pivot.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Joe said, if I wanted to write your name down
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: for whatever reason, I would have done that. There is
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: no cookie jar. And in a confessional Joe says, hey, man,
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: I didn't put down your name. You have an idol
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: that you didn't tell anybody about, and you were aggressive
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: at tribal and I didn't bring up any of that.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: He tried to get into it with me and I
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: didn't let him. So Joe, he's very upset and bitter,
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: but he says that him being able to hide that
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: is oath.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Hey, I love how Joe argues, he you know Devn's goes, yeah, man,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: you got your hand caught in the cookie jar, and
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: he just goes, there is no cookie jar. There is
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: like the cookie jar is trying to vote someone out. Yeah,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: he did try to vote someone out. There is a
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: cookie jar. Hey, Jonathan, you lied about Jack the cat.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah there is no cat. Ah dang it.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: So Christian he wants to keep Devons around, obviously, and
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: he wants to shift the massive target to somebody else.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: So he goes to Stephanie and Jandre and jan Dre
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: tells Christian, you know, in the future, how do we
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: get to the point where we can trust each other?
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: And Christian says he'll give Jondre his shot in the dark,
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: and then cut to Jandre telling Joe we can get
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Christian out pretty easy because he's gonna give me a
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: shot in the dark. So let's get him out and
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: let's flush the devon's idol. At the same time, you
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: don't think.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: This is honorable honorable at all, And I think that's
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: what's so and it's what makes the Honor and Integrity
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Alliance so entertaining, is because you know, it's the classic
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: coach thing. They claim to be honorable all the time.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile they're the most backstabbing, throat slitting players of all time.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Honor for me, but not for thee Yeah yeah, yeah
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: really all for one. Honor is hot already. Anyway, great contribution.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I bet that clip two million million.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Views, Jonathan, great contribution.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: This is escalated to like Trump, like, I bet it'll
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: get sevent ten million views. How many people are saying
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: that it'll get plenty of views? A lot of them
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: are saying that they're all saying it.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: And then we have Christian sitting with the full group
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: that he blindsided last night. Joe, Stephan, Jandre, and Christian said,
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: I know, and I can appreciate that last night was
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: hard for you guys.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Joe said, we understand everyone's playing. We're all here again,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Joe with his amazing argument, Hey, we're all playing. Yeah,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: we're all here. Stuff happens, but we're still around. And
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: then Christian asked if anybody needs water, and nobody needs
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: water and it's very awkward.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think I don't really know why that
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: clip was included, aside from to showcase that Christians on
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: the out, Christians on the out. Yeah, yeah, but I
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: feel like we had we got that, we knew that
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: it was handed on the It wasn't like that that
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: part of the weird awkward conversations like, oh, it.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Was like, call me crazy, but I was picking up
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: some kind of weird vibes when they kept calling Christian
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: the middle players. Yeah, yeah, when they were calling him
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: that the whole time, and can we get into this
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, so I was.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Having a meltdown. I didn't include this in my copy
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: or it didn't present it to any of you guys
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: because I'm like, I don't know. I think I'm just
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: thinking way too deeply about this. But the fact that
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: they were called the middle people, when you look at
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: the breakdown of everybody last week, the people calling them
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: the middle people, it did make any sense.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: There was no middle, Yeah, there was there other side. Yeah,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: there has to.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Be two opposing groups and then in the group in
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: the middle, but that that wasn't the case, and so
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: they're all calling them the middle people. But it's because
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: they have this perception of them as like wishy washy
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: players who will flip sides, but they're the other's side.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: There's no others, there's no side to flip to, so
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: you can't be in the middle.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: It was It's also during this conversation this is a
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: little bit off topic, but that's just my part of
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: the show. It was during this conversation that I had
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: the thought, is everyone's beard growing really fast this season?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Dude? I thought the same thing. Christian was growing crazy.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: His beard is like it it just appeared and it's
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: only been how many days? Yeah, it's insane.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: But I felt like everyone's has Like I'm looking at
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: everyone's beards and I'm just like, were y'all were there
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: ten to fifteen days missing between the previous episodes.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at Stephanie and I'm like, what's going on. Yeah,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: maybe it's a time warp situation. Maybe, Oh, you're on
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: the island in Fiji, You're only there for however many days? Yeah? Yeah,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: but really it feels.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's an altitude like time relativity thing, you know,
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: where it's like you get on the mountain, time moves fast.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Like a Land of the Lost type of thing. Yeah. Yeah,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Christian, he realized this morning that people think of him
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: as a floater. So the thing that people have been
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: calling him for seventeen days, he's come to the realization
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: this morning that that's what they think of him.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Yep, great observation, Christian.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Ozzi is the one who's actually in the middle, and
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: he is an idol, and he's the perfect target to
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: take the heat off Devans, according to Christians. So Christian
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: goes to Si and Christian refers to Ozzy as he
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: who should not be named, And then Christian tells Siri
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: that Ozzie's playing both sides and there's no way he
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: sees it coming.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I love that he said. He who's he who should
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: not be named? Like five times?
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just could like she couldn't get it, and they
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: kept throwing that we're not talking about.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Like she couldn't quite She couldn't quite do the same
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: second he brought up Ausie, she was pretty much like, Okay,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: you got to go.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a great player, she said in a confessional, Damn,
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: why do people keep coming from my allies?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Ozzy?
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Ozzy comes over to the Hammock after Christian left and
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Suri tells him everything, of course, and then Joan Dre
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: comes over to the Hammick and sur retails John Dre.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Christian was targeting him too.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: So the biggest mistake that you can make in season
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: fifty is you tell SII that one of her secret
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: allies needs to go home.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I mean, I don't even want to get
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: into it too much. So that's where you knew where
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: you were screwed. Oh no, I knew I was fucked
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: immediately the second that he told, Hey, I want to
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: we should get Ousie. I was like, oh, it's over,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: because the second Surrey wants someone gone, they go home.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: As we've seen every episode this season. You know what
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I I.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: Don't know though, is like obviously everybody thinks that they're
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: playing with Si yes, And I think, you know, most
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: people think that Ozzie is available. You know, where's Rizzo
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: in all of this? Like we know obviously Rizzo is
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: with Ozzie and we know that, but where do they well,
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: where do they think that Rizzo is.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: I think they think he's on the bottom, He's like
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: the true middle. No, I mean, I genuinely think they
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: think Rizzo's not a threat that them along.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think because if you used the moment where
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: they're talking to Rizzo and they're like, uh, hey, we're
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: gonna do Emily, and he explains to them, whoa whoa
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: whoa Christian already has a vote on him. This is
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: an easy vote. It seems like they're taking his opinion
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: and they're considering it, but it's almost like he's not
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: even really a part of it. And then later he's
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: talking to Jandre and he's telling Jandre the same thing.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: He's like, guys, we've got to do Christian. This is ridiculous.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: So it seems like they're just like, yeah, we're letting Riz.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: It's like you're giving the little brother the unplugged controller. Yeah,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: where it's like, yeah, you can act like you're playing,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: but you're not really playing. Little they know he's plugged
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: in with SURI and they're actually running the whole game.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: And they've got the new console, and they've got the
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: new console they've got to switch to. That's exactly right.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Sixty four a bunch of boomers. They're jacking it for fifty.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Let's jacking it for fifty. I don't know, not appreciate
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: the N sixty four slantern. Well, my bad, I.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Should have said, boom, excuse what it actually is, because
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: if we're looking at gen X millennial, you would want
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: to go with more of a double dash like GameCube
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: era analogy. So me and p D by the time
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: we were born, it was more of game game boys.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my first console was a PS one, dude. Yeah,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: mine was a PS two because I'm really young and
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: also we were poor mine. What's a game boy? Well
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: now it's challenge time with change. Okay, So right, hey
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: here is Oh it's ever yet, but here's the thing doing.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Okay yep, yeah, it's it's everybody part of the gold
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Derby part. Oh yeah, we're just doing the part no
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: gold No gold Derby. Here's the thing. No, we're not
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: even doing gold Derby. I put no effort into this.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not in the game. Christian went home. I don't
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: have any You know what I'm gonna do. It is
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: a bad one to do. So I'm just gonna kind
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: of skim through the challenge here on YouTube. And just
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: so we got everybody walking up, all right, do you
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: want me to do? Jeff is no, no, no, Jeff
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: calls them warrior. You're about to get demoted live on air.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Let's see here, Jeff is talking to everything work to do?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: You don't want to get to the challenge. Yeah, but no,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I watched the episode last night. Jeff is talking about
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: the child. This is a classic challenge. You got the
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: grip strength, that's got your weight. You guys all watch
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: the episode.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but what did he put out there? Did he
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: put out the rice bag chase?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Well, I haven't got them. Only a minute and forty
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: seconds the video.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Jeff does a historic thing and survivor and this is
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: what and you decide to completely phone it in.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I'm no longer in the game. Why should
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I try? I have no chance of winning this season?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: This happens every season, Chase, you've never done this before, Well,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I usually have someone in the final four, final five.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I don't have anyone for those hold So you had
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: to know what the bigger cast that this would happen
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: sooner I go twenty four to start with. Mathematically, Yeah,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: that's on me. Actually, I should have known better than
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: to believe in myself.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: You ride such a high with the Survivor board game
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: win first overall pick, you should have known it was
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: all gonna come crashing down.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: You're right, guys, this is all my fault. So basically,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Jeff pulls out a bag of rice. We see this
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: pretty often in the New Era, where he offers them
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: a large amount of rice that will get him through
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: the rest of the season. But there's usually some sort
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: of wager, like five players have to sit out of
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: the challenge. Did you see him pull out the knife
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: and Jonathan go, that's a nice knife. I think he
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: said he loves that. Yeah, I love that knife. He
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: loves that. I love that knife. He wasn't the only
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Jonathan thinking that. So Jeff sets it up and he
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: says exactly what I just said. Where he goes You know,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I typically ask this of the players. Sometimes I pull
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: out a knife and just slash the rice, and you
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: guys have a quick decision to make. Everybody goes no, no, no, Jeff,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Please don't act like he's about to kill someone in
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: front of Yeah. Knife and you know when people are
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: starving and then you offer them food, but then you
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: slice it open with a knife. I don't have this experience.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, well anyway, but it's different this time. He explains.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: They're not going to be asked to sit out of
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: the challenge. No, they're going to be competing against Jeff
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: in this challenge. Yes, did he reveal that before the
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: box broke? Uh? No, that was the big reveal happened
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: with the box breaking. Let me skip a little bit
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: ahead to the box. The box breaking was pretty good. Yeah,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: the box broke? Whose challenge? Time? Is this challenge? You
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: don't have any notes on this? Maybe I thought i'd
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: bring something up. You don't have notes on it either,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: but I have them in my head. Jeff pulls out
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: this box and he goes, what you're going to be doing?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: And then he flips over. The box breaks open and
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: it reveals that there's another rope with a bucket and
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: this one's for Jeff.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: But I did think it was really funny before you know,
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: I was trying to say yeah for you so rudely
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: cut me off in your segment.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Was that Aubrey? She said what's in the box?
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Like a horror movie? And then Devin's goes, what's in
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: the box?
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a reference from the movie reference seven, what's
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: in the box?
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Just like the two different takes, you have Aubrey sounding
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: very scared Rick Devons you know in the BX.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: So basically how this works is the box and they
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: actually the players, to their credit, realize that they have
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: the upper hand on Jeff here, and they Negotieff down
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: because he really wanted to.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Wait wait, you think they realized they had the upper
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: hand on a sixty three year old man who wanted
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: to compete against him in a challenge.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: I think they knew that they could wager him down. Yeah,
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: that's what he wanted to be.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: He wanted to get said out loud, Jeff really wants
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: to play. Jeff goes, I do so then they go
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: all right, how about four? And he goes, okay, we
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: could do four.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: Well, no, he didn't take them up on it. At first,
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: he was like, there's not gonna be five. There's not
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: gonna be five. Okay, I'll do four. Like what he
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: realizes he's not getting it's all right.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: He's like, you know what, that's a good deal. I
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: think that's fair. Four players have to compete against Jeff
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: within the parameters of the actual challenge. Basically, if four
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: players can outlast Jeff in the challenge, they get the rise.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: But if Jeff outlasts even one of those four players
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: competing against him, they all get nothing. And the four
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: players competing against him are well, here, let me let
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: me get going on the video here, I can tell
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: you who it is. No, it's just my challenge.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Part Chase messaged me earlier today and said, I got
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: a bit that you're gonna hate.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: All right, So we got Joe, Jan Dre, Ozzy and
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Tift and Jeff. Shout out Jeff here man, he truly
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: knows survivor because he goes tiff who lasted for twenty
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: two minutes last time. Jeff doesn't wear an ear piece.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: He just knew that Tiffany lasted for twenty two minutes
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: last time she played this challenge. I thought that was
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: just really a great hosting by Jeff before that's still
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: preparing is good little. The best hosts prepare ahead of
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: time and don't just wing it during the challenge, and
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: this is what makes Jeff the greatest.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: Wait, I can't help but notice that you're winging it
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: for the challenge.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: And oh well, I mean I have a lot of
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: an honor and integrity.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: So he said, he just said that the best hunt anyway,
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: We're not gonna so yeah, then the challenge.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Let me fast forward. Okay, the challenge get started. Challenge
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: is getting going tiny, small, little pretty much the whole
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: my voice keeps cracking. Uh. All the best hosts as
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: terrified because he realized this is a bad bet. Why
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: do you really not like the joke? It's fight going
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: you like how my my ego immediately I was like, wait,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: is this not we we we we we no. Anyway,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: So the first half of the challenge is really focused
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: around Jeff big and Jeff yuckles is really funny. Everybody
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: gets to start heckling Jeff the way that he heckles them.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: We get a sassy Jeff montage from your cask. Just
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: miss sassy Jeff. But it was so awesome. Jeff takes it,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: takes it like a champ. He keeps going, I deserve this,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I deserve this, Bring it on. He's truly struggling, He's trying.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: He's doing a classic uh I would say pro wrestling
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: heel move where he's making the players look even better
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: by making the challenge look more difficult than it really is.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: In my opinion, he is truly struggling, really laying it
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: on thick how hard he is having a hard time.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I think he really was having a hard time.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: I think it was tough for a sixty three girl
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: to do what they were doing, but he.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I think he's leaning into it to make them look good,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: to make it look like survivor is. You know, these
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: challenges are very difficult.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: And you're telling me that Jeff's never once tried one
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: of these off camera?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, I find I found that hard. He's
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: talked about this, uh.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: I think he talked about it on Fallon actually in
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: the interview that they're talking about try about how he's
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: never even before they show up, he doesn't.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Try, Wow, because you know how much it would suck
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: if he like tore an a c L or something.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Before Oh, that's a good point. That's a good point.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: But also I think he talked about how he doesn't
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: want it to cloud his judgment, like he wants to like,
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know how hard this is. I'm just gonna
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: talk about it as as what's happening.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Interesting you bring that up because after he loses, and
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: he didn't outlast any of the four players, including Tiff,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: who rocks at this challenge. She rocks in a lot
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: of challenges, as we saw with her and Joe teaming
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: up last week. And Joe also doesn't look like he's
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: even trying now, which he almost broke the record last
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: time he played this challenge. This is the second I'm
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: a big fan of this challenge. It's I would consider
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: a new era legendary challenge. I would like to try
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: this one. Yeah, it can't be that hard to build.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: You just need like a lot of uh yeah, maybe
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: it's something we do for our live show. That would
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: be sick. That would be sick. So after Jeff is eliminated, though,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: the challenge goes back to just being about who is
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: fighting for immunity and you can pretty much guess who's
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: left in the game. Christian who I can't. I can't remember.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Maybe someone else can remember, whether my lock screen or
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: the tech No, your locks that's Charlie sick. Okay, so yeah,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know how much.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Well, I got a text and then Brand asked me
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: who it was, and it was a text for my sister,
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: So I said, it's my sister.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: But then I realized he met who's the picture on
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: my phone? If you had that now?
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: And then this is Charlie xc x, and then I
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: have the clock, like what time it is? Is like
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Bratt Green, that's pretty nice. Yeah, okay, what were you saying, Jase?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Uh? After Jeff is eliminated from the challenge, which is
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: wild to say. By the way, she's still good and
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: pretty much the remaining show works with autistic children. She's
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: an RBT bet that's challenging. Sometimes it is rewarding. Yeah, rewarding. Sorry,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: go ahead. The remaining players are Ozzie, Joe, and Jan Dre.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Ozzie drops Jan Dre jobs. Joe wins the challenge. Joe
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: didn't even look like he was struggling.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Joe, who for a moment it seemed like he was
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: calling out to his sister.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, he was about how have we talked about
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: how you Mike White, no, I don't have.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: We talked about how Joe has a tattoo on his
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: forum that just says daddy.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: No. Yeah, they of it during the challenge. It just
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: says daddy.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Why he is a daddy, daddy, he's got two kids.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: At one point, Joe, while Jeff is talking about how
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: difficult it was and Ozzie was struggling, Joe has one
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: arm on it.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, his daddy arm, actually his daddy arm.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: And then what happened right after the challenge, Joe wins. Well,
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: now there's a part before they go back to the beach,
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: and I think this is encompassed in the challenge time
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: with chaseh There's something else that happens regarding challenge, regarding
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: somewhere it goes they have to go somewhere.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Who's going to go on the journey the Rock, Paper
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Scissors to go to the I don't know what you
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: guys are talking about, Jesus, what are you guys talking
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: after oh Brand, what Joe gets to do is he
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: gets to pick who's going to go on this journey.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Immediately following the challenge, Joe refusing to make any hard
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: decisions in his entire life. Goes all right, you guys,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: just rock paper scissors for.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: It, which is a crazy move to make, and ultimately
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: Christian ends up winning rock paper scissors to go on
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: the challenge for them.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: I think though, that Joe, Joe's smart for playing it
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: this way, because.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Joe's smart if it works out the way that it
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: does well. He said, doesn't anybody want to go?
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: And then they a bunch of them raise their hands
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: and he's just like, all right, just y'all play rock
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: paper scissors.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I see where you're coming from, and I think Joe
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: would agree with you. It was safe what happened. I
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: actually have a very strong opinion on this for him.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think I think Jeff just opened the flood
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: gates because the whole the first time this happened. Yeah,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: but this is different, the social part of making decisions
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: that's similar to that, I think because I can't remember,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know Q.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Literally make two people not named Liz do rock papers
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: for the Applebee's.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: I don't remember that, but I think no, I think
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: you picks out right, and that's why she's passed.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, there is some rock Pacis element involved.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: We need to go back and watch the tape. We
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: can fact check it. But as someone who watches that
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: video on a weekly basis, I don't think there's rock.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: The social part of making the players make decisions like
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: that is then dividing, you know, having psues with other players,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: like the Liz being upset with Q. That directly affected
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Liz's relationship with Key for the rest of the season.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: But Joe doesn't have to make a decision. He just goes, Okay, yeah,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: you guys play rapper scissors. That's going from now on
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: whenever there's a hard decision to make, where Jeff goes
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: you can only select two players to go with you
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: on this reward, or you can only select one person
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: to go on the family journey. It's not supposed to
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: be easy. It's it's supposed to be a moral dilemma
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: that upsets someone. So I think this was really bad
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: on Jeff's part. It sounds like it upset you. Sounds yeah,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I know, But I have about I think it is
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: something you get upset about.
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: I think that I am in lockst up and I
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: had the same thought while I was watching this.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Thanks Brandon, we're back at the merged beach. No, I
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: want to talk about myself a little bit.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think so. I think it's time to
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: make the rice that they got from mister Jeff. Emily
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: was trying to police serresee water usage with the rice.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: She said she wanted to tell Emily, girl, have several seats.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Love that. Never heard it, you know, phrase that way.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: I've heard have a seat for it, take a seat,
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: but not girl, have several seats.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So he's the best. So he just
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: sants to make the rest.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: She's made a lot of Has anybody there made more
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: rice in the history of Survivor.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: She's been making rice since before Emily was a twinkle
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: in her mother's eye. Yeah. Wow, that's a lot of rice.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of years. She said.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: The rice is covered and then they eat the rice,
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: and Jandre said it changed the whole tribe, the whole
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: tribe vibe.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did. Love.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: They showed Emily eating the rice and she's like, this
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: is really gone right. She might have been right about.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: So Jandre's belly is full and now he's ready to
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: play the game. So he goes around trying to pitch
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Christian's name but he's worried about this journey, and now
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: let's go to this journey. Christian pulls up to this
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: barge in the middle of the ocean, and as he
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: points out, it's just like Rachel in her season. But
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: one thing that's different than when Rachel did it is
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: that Rachel did not receive a note from Jimmy Fallon
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: of The Tonight Show. In this note from Jimmy Fallon,
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: he says, I'm glad I could inspire Jeff to participate
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: in this challenge, and he caught me up on what
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: happened at the challenge. You won, Rice, congrats, but now
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: you're here alone. Jeff called them up right after the challenge. Hey, James,
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: here's the update on this. What do you want to
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: say in your litter?
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Once again, with the typed messages there definitely was definitely
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: wasn't on a video, wasn't dry yet.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: They should have at least done a signature instead. It's
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: a typed out survivor front.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Jimmy.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: If you finish this in time, you win a new advantage.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Before you leave here, you'll write the name of another
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: player on the parchment, so they'll start tribal with one vote.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: In the urn.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: However, if you fail to finish the puzzle, and Christian
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: does not know this yet, but if you fail, you
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: have to do the Jimmy Fallon survivor humiliation ritual, where
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: you have to read the note to the entire tribal
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: informing them that you have been forced to vote for yourself.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty wild. A lot of opinions on this twist.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I don't think many people were a fan of this one.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I think they took it a step too far. I
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: think if you lose, you have to write your name
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: down at tribal. That works really well, that's fun. Shouldn't
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: have had to make him read it because it put
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: him in such a precarious spot he could not strategize
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: or get himself out of that situation. Yeah.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: The one thing about the journeys is it's always you
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: by yourself and you get to decide what your narrative
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: is coming back. And this is the one time that
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: you're forced at gunpoint by Jimmy Fallon, Yeah to not
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: do that.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be something fun,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: like making him lip sync battle to run DMCs. It's tricky.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: That would have been more of a Jimmy fallon past
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: if you ask me. Yeah, Christian, he goes to work.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: He does his best, but those wheels are getting dropped
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: one by one. He's down to his final puzzle pieces,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: but he ran out of time. The puzzle was forcibly
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: yeaded into the ocean. Okay, I have a question for
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: you guys. Do you think that this it was rigged
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: so that way they would lose because it seemed like
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: a big ask the puzzle God couldn't do it. I
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: mean to go back and watch Rachel's puzzle, right, I
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: don't know, that's what I'm saying. I don't remember like
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: she did it, yes, but I'm fairly certain her was
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: a different puzzle. Hers was the balls.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: You had to line up all the balls in the
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: correct Yes, like you had like four or five balls,
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: and you had to match them all up by color.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: And I just I felt like watching it that it
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: was just a poor time estimate. Maybe not that they
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: like necessarily intended for him to lose, but that they thought, oh,
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: this is going to be plenty of time, and it
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: just wasn't you know.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I mean they I they test these, Yeah, they test,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: they test them.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: So do you think somebody, probably multiple people did it
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: in order for them to people don't have multiple doctorates.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Maybe Jimmy Fallon tested it.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: What do you think the odds heard that the letters
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: actually from mister Beasts using his legal name Jim and
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: this is the mister Beasts twist.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: That we've all been waiting. I mean, we'll talk about
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: mister Beast at the end because we do get him
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: in the preview ya next week. True, But what I
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: think is, I don't think they accounted for the fatigue
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: in the I mean, you know, I just it blows
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: my mind that Christian wasn't able to get the puzzle
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: done in time. That just blows me away. Yeah, it
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: sucks for Christian. The shot of the thing pulling the
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: puzzle down, though I do love that. I love watching.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: How about that puzzle? How about that puzzle staying together
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: in the water like that hod that do that? I
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: didn't even think about that, crazy think that I would have.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: You think it would have fallen apart because I'm held
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: together super they not super glued together. Do you think
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: they did a pick up shot with its super blue together?
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: That's possible they did pick up shot someone in the
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: chat last night goes, hey, isn't this polluting? And I
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: was like, they get it. Gosh, I wouldn't watch this
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: show if they were just leaving. Yeah, there's the puzzles
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: on their ocean. Yeah. The Fiji's like, you're just good
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: to finish the puzzle for it, let's leave one for
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: when humans go extinct. They are searching for stuff and
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: they're like, what is this big puzzle? And then they
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: get to watch all they find a note and read
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: it and they go oh. They made Christian do a
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: humiliation ritual.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Christians said, people don't realize how often people you think
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: are smart they feel stupid.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: And that really sums me up. Man.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: You try to hide it, but you can't. And that's yeah,
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: that sums Chase up too. He tries to hide it,
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: but then he does a podcast as a YouTube channel.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Can't hide it, can't hide my smartest man, Christian.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: He told his son, if you ever feel like this,
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: and you will pick yourself up. You aren't defined by
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: the moments where you feel short, but you are defined
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: by what you do after.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: So it's beautiful, which in this case is getting voted out.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: But it was a beautiful moment.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what Christian did after Yeah, you know, maybe not
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: the best life lesson for a son. But Christian he
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: goes back to the beach, he reads his note of shame.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: He tells everybody he failed the journey, and then he
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: has to read what the note said in front of everybody.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: He has no idea still, and this is where Christian
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: finds out that he will make history by being the
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: first player to vote against himself.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Which is cool. Now, that is cool to be known
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: foreign history.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess, I just I I felt like it
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: was just a really low blow. Yeah, from a planning
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: standpoint where you're like, we got a really cool twist,
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: right with the double double double thing, right, Yes.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: That was cool.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Even if we look at this and we compare it
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: to like the blood Moons thing, You're like, sure, but
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: then the Billy.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Was a triple triple triple. Yeah, but like the.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Billie Eilish boomerang, idol has was like a very unique
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: but it wasn't like.
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: A pirate r we really haven't I have mentioned well
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: but even in comparison to that, well that it wasn't
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: even that.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Big of a deal, right, like you were just giving
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: someone an idol.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And so I don't always ask Genevian if she
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: thinks it's a big deal.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: Well, but I'm saying going from that and then like
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: some really great twist to suddenly Jimmy fallon like walking
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: in and being like, guess what.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: You're gonna vote for yourself? You're like, mind the vote
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: for yourself.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: The twists, by and large have been more missed than hits.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: What season. I'm glad they're trying things. Yeah, I don't
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: hate the attempt. I'm glad they're trying to get creative
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: instead of it just being let me ask you this,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: would you rather would you rather them try to get
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: creative on a like fifty one? Like I think, like like,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, we just want we
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: want to see the players play, right, yeah, right, like
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: we we don't need all of this, Like I am
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: that's fair. I clearly I was fined. Like I really
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: thought the last week's twist, the double vote out double
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: the fun Yes, was a fun twist, but again, like
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: we just like we want to see the players play,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: and some of this, I feel like is mucking it up,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: And we could have just mucked it up in fifty
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: one where there's two people that we don't care about.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: That's a very good point. But what Jeff would counter
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: with is the fans voted for more twists. In the
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: hands of the fans.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: We let the fans vote on some very vague things
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: and we decided what to do.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they're like, do you want twists? Yes, okayat
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: blood Moon again, I don't mind twists.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: Blood Moon double Duo, Jimmy Fallon, vote yourself out, Billy.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, here's what I'll say. I'll say more of the
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: fun twists this season have hit more than they missed.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: This one was a huge miss. I think the blood
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Moon free. The blood Moon I was indifferent towards the
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: double Duo was a really good one. So I'm as
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: of right now, I'm okay what I I Yeah, I
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: think Billy Eilish bimering a mess. It was a miss
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: because no one got eliminated with an idol. Yeah, which,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: to be fair, they should have seen ya coming. Yes,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I mean they're still Ozzie has Yeah, but the person
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: with Boomerang two is no longer the game. Yes, the
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: boom and they should have seen that coming. This is
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: fifty These players are not going to be going home
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: with an idol in their pocket.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: That I'm the bad advantage. Ozzie said, the double doctorate
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: roboticists couldn't do a puzzle and now has to vote
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: for himself. It's music to my ears, and Soerie says
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: that he was already on the hook. Now it's time
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: to take the shot, and then Christian he's in a
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: terrible spot because he's the biggest target and the other
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: target is his friend Rick. Christian remembers Jan Dre asked
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: for his shot in the dark and he thought, oh, well,
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: I don't have a vote anyways, might as well give
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: it to him, right, And then Jan Dre accepts it
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: and he says, I'm telling you man, I'm voting for Devons,
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: and Christian says, I'm telling you that I'm voting for Christian.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: Do you think Jonathan picked up on the fact that
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: the shot in the dark does not matter.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: I think it was explained to him later by Rizzo.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, but he's just happy to have it. He's like,
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: I got it in the dark and now esape.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, Jandre, he's pumped because he wants Christian to
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: be the new notch on his belt next to Camilla
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: and d.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: Jonathan's becoming a little a villain, just like I guess,
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: not becoming, but he's becoming more hated because he's well, yeah,
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: but he's eliminating like some favorite people. I guess you'll
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: have to remind me. Was the hidden fake idol Devon's
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: idea or was it Christian and Devon's being like, this
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: is our contingency plan.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: It was Devon's idea, but Christian was very excited about it.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, it was kind of like they riffed it together,
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: kind of like.
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: I just when this was all going down, I was like, man,
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: I wonder if Christian hates that Devins took that idol right,
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Like I didn't know.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: It feels like a joint plan Christian. When it happened,
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: you saw Christians all giddy over there.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but I mean it's just like in the moment,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: I'm sure someone will ask him about it. I bet
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Christian had any negative feelings about it. Is that maybe
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: he felt like it was played poorly timed. Yes, yeah,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: which it was, I think, But yeah, it was originally
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Devin's idea, just like how me going Heart's Hearts Hearts,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Heart's Hearts was originally right got it. I still think
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: it was Bonner's idea. But that's okay.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: Art all Jonathan the song, so I guess it's in
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: a sense, I mean the grand scheme of things that
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: I think who created the logic program that Jonathan used to.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Daniel? So we got to give Danny the credit at
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: the end of the day. I like how you went, Danny,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: and I went Davinian name Davinnian logist or logic. That's
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: a strong name. That is Vinian. That's pretty sick. I
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: don't even know what I will and it could be. Yeah.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: So Emily, in a last ditch effort to say for alliance,
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: she tells Surri and Tiff that Ozzie has an idol.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: She says, I think we should get rid of him.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Emily thinks that she might be setting up a massive
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: blind sign here, and then Emily leaves, and Tiff tells
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: SI Emily is messy. It's got to be her tonight,
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: your girls are fighting brown. Tiff calls Emily a flip
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: flopping ass. Gosh, I love Teff, and they told.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Rizzo as well.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: But Rizzo thinks Christian is still the right target because
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: he's a sitting duck.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: He already has a vote on him. So let's find
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: out what happens.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Shall we go to tribal m Oh, sure, Okay, you're down, Chase,
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: So you.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Don't what you Chase is rewatching tribal. Hey, if you'd like,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I can read, I can pull up the tribal YouTube
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: video and just kind of narrate over it if that's
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: what you want to do. Chase. Now, let's just get
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: this over with.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, Chase, you were forced to participate in the rest
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: of the season.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're aware of this, but like
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: we don't. He doesn't have to show up. I don't
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: have do anything. You guys don't sometimes.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: That's right, that's right, you're talking about I've never missed
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: an episode of the show.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: You were in famously in Mexico for an episode. Yeah,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: you brought back the weird nipple candy. Yeah, yeah, candy. Yeah,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: and I didn't like that. You still got it?
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: You have you eateing themal Jonathan, No, I've still got
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: so much of it.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Jeff asks Italy about the rice, and it's great. Everybody's
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: happy they get to eat. But Christian isn't happy. He
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: is rage filled. So funny but this has never happened
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: to anybody in Survivor before.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Christian is living off farce and that's why he's rage filled.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he basically tells Jeff this, this, this twist is
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: stupid and I don't like it.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeff asks him, Hey, you're you're talking like you're joking,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: but are you being serious? Christian does not give a
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: straight answer. Now, what do you guys think? Do you
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: think that he's doing a bit or do you think
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: he's I think it was salt in the world. I
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: think's he's performing. He's performing. Yeah, he's playing it up,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: but he is upset.
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: But no, I think he understands these type of twists
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: are part of the game now. It is what it is,
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: but it doesn't make it fun.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that he he just he knew. I
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: think that he was going home. I don't know, man.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: When when he got was it the third vote on
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: him during the name readings, he looked heartbroken. Yeah, hand
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: in his Oh it was like you last.
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: Night, like you knew it was coming, and then when
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: you when it finally happens, it's just it heads you
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: the second time.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Yet once you get the run at the like it's
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: all tied up, and then you get like two votes
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: in a row.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Christian. Then that's when we all knew what was going
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: to happen there.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: But Ozzie, he said, the low hanging fruit isn't always
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: what you go for at tribal. Ozzie thought that he
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: knew what was happening last week. And then Devon's did
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: his thing. Devon's he did say he's playing his idol
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: because Devon's doesn't go home with idols, and so now
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: it's time to of course, there's no mystery with Christian's vote,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: so we see him write down his own name and
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: he says, this is a message for Jimmy Fallon, how
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: dare you?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: This idea that you had is terrible. No more ideas
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: from you. I look forward to your apology. Yo. Is
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: this the first time someone's used their confession to make
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: a death threat at a major celebrity.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: Maybe definitely the first time that somebody's had to vote
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: themselves out and then call out the host of this
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: night show.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: This is a message to President Snow.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: And then Jeff goes to tally the votes, Devons does
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: not play his idol, and then we have the first
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: vote Christian, and then Devons and then Azzi, and then
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: we get two votes on Christian and Devon's and Ozzie,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: then three votes on Devons and the rest go on
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Christian and mister Hubicki is the fourteenth person voted out
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: of Survivor fifty and Jan Dre the Giant gave him
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: his shot in the dark.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: On his way out. I'm nice. There you go. That
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: was sweet of him.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so Chase, it's official. Yeah, I know you're out
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: of the draft.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Any last words, oh orson wells is your last words?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: So as you all know, Hey, that's a great bit.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: When I die, if I'm aware, if I'm like I'm
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: about to die and there are people around to hear me,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: I am't gonna do that.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Oh. So, as you all know, when a player is
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: eliminated from making the merge, they lose all their players
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: from the draft. They are no longer on the show.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: On the show, we've all every single season. By the
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: nature of how this works, somebody has to be eliminated.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: You can only have three players in the final three,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: so that most you can only have three the people
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: at the final tribal you usually have someone in the
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: final five which the last episode still has all five
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: of those players. We've never been in this situation before.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: This is not hyperbal when I say I have done
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: the worst draft in the history of our doing drafts,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: which is what over three years now we've done. This
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: is the seventh season. Yeah, yeah, crazy, no one has done.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: This is number six for us. But you know again
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: the map four sixty seven, forty eight, forty nine fifty.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: So how about you guys shut the fuck ups. But
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: this would be cool, This would be crazy.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: If there was an eight like eighteen person, like a
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: twenty four person, you made it fourteen vote outs.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: That's not nothing normal fourteen vote outs. You would have
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: had a player in the final four. I would have
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: argued that it was actually worse because I should have
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: had a better I know, I appreciate it, but no,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: I'm bad. I'm the worst. So I do have a
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: bit of breaking news here. Oh's so next week, mister.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: Mister Bees is gonna be on the show, right, he's
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: gonna come. Yes, well, mister Smedia company led by mister
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: this is breaking news. According to Variety, has been sued
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: by a former employee who alleged that she was a
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: subject of years of sexual harassment gender bias, and she
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: says that she was terminated after raising concerns. She also
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: states later in this UH complaint that the UH that
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: she when asked why she was never allowed to meet
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: with Jimmy in person UH, the CEO of the company
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: who someone who had the last name was James Warren,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: says this is according to her quote, Jimmy gets really
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: awkward around beautiful women. Let's just say, when you're around
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: and he goes to the restroom, he's not actually using
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: the restroom.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: WHOA.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: This caused her to begin to wear baggy clothes and
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: baseball caps so that her looks would not potentially working
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: against her negatively and impact her employments.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: I thought you were just gonna I thought it was
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: gonna be kind of fun, roast or whatever. Not fun
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: at all. That sucks. I recently said that I was
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: changing my public opinion on mister Beast to try to
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: work with him. I am rescinding that claim. I'm going
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: to continue to hate him as I always.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: Just in time for his big shining moment on Survivor.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: I want to appeel the curtain back a little bit
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: about So I was offered by mister Beast's team to
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: go in uh tour his studio in Greenville, North Carolina. Wait,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: is this true? Yeah, this is true. And I didn't
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: go because I thought it was a scam but hilarious. Yeah,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: and also it was a real moral dilemma. I think
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: I would have gone. Yeah, I thought about it. I
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: think I would have gone, just to experience what in
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: the world why they invited me of all people. You'll
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: probably guess some free chocolate too. Yeah, well, I can
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: tell you about this. One of my buddies on YouTube
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: went uh huh, and he told me about it. And
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: then a YouTube video came out like two days ago
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: from another guy that was invited on that same trip,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: and he made a whole hour and a half video
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: about what happened, What was the experience, Why these random
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: video say YouTubers were invited and like what it was?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: And it was very fascinating because I would have been there.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: What was the purpose they invited us? I say us.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Let me separate myself from mister Beast after what we
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: just read. I was invited to take a tour of
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: his giant studio in Greenville, North Carolina and everything, and
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: then they gave everyone custom Beast Game jerseys, a bunch
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: of merchant stuff, and they set feastables and then they
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: sat down and they watched the first two episodes of
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Beast Game Season two get some feedback.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: They're trying to enhance their storytelling, and they invited the
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  Speaker 5: video Essay people.
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  Speaker 1: And I think I was invited because right before I
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  Speaker 1: got the invite, I had done my video on Total
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  Speaker 1: Drama Island, a competition show, and uh, I guess they
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  Speaker 1: wanted my opinion.
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  Speaker 3: And then they invite everybody over it to the giant
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  Speaker 3: Jimmy statue. Ye, where you either bowed down and worship him.
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  Speaker 3: Are you get thrown in the fiery furnace in the
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  Speaker 3: fiery furnace?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And I'm sure all of the creators that they
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  Speaker 5: invited weren't all men.
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  Speaker 1: They were not all, but it was ninety percent. I
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  Speaker 1: think there was maybe.
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  Speaker 3: One female way to take it away from the Terrible
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  Speaker 3: Essays story and make it all about yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Chase, Well, I didn't mean to do that. I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to talk about that is really interesting.
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  Speaker 5: All right, we'll see if anything comes of it, but
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  Speaker 5: I can't imagine they're not gonna I think.
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  Speaker 1: He's a pretty pretty big part of They're not going
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  Speaker 1: to pull the episode, there's no way. But let's take
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  Speaker 1: a quick prediction because we saw in the teaser he
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  Speaker 1: pulls out a big Beast briefcase. I have a prediction
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  Speaker 1: with bewareware on it.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's the auction next week, and I think
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  Speaker 4: that's going to be one of the items up for auction.
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  Speaker 1: And mister Beast comes call it. But is it called
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  Speaker 1: a beast case? He's about to be getting a beast case? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: There it is. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I think that mister Beast is going to be part
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  Speaker 4: of the auction. And I think that, you know, because
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  Speaker 4: he had mentioned that it wasn't this huge ordeal in
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  Speaker 4: that interview that he couldn't give much away with with
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  Speaker 4: rab so, I think that he's just going to show
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  Speaker 4: up and offer something really crazy, but as an auction
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  Speaker 4: item the Making the Merge podcast, that's him.
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  Speaker 1: That's a that's a solid prediction. I think it's likely
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  Speaker 1: that they bring the auction back for fifty sons. So
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  Speaker 1: but what are you saying? What is the actually.
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  Speaker 4: A I think it's going to be money, but I
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  Speaker 4: think it's going to be like the coin in Beast Games,
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  Speaker 4: where right now there's a coin where if you flip,
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  Speaker 4: if a person chooses to flip it, they can either
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  Speaker 4: double the five million dollar award.
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  Speaker 1: What about this? What about this?
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  Speaker 4: I think it's going to be like you purchase it,
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  Speaker 4: but you have to flip the coin. It might put
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  Speaker 4: you a disadvantage to you, but if it lands, it
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  Speaker 4: doubles the prize pot.
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  Speaker 1: But what if it's this?
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  Speaker 5: They show up to auction and before the auction starts,
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  Speaker 5: James Donaldson comes out and uh, and Jeff explains, we
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  Speaker 5: can either go through with the auction, get some fun stuff,
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  Speaker 5: get some food in your bellies, all the fun stuff
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  Speaker 5: that you love, or you all could put all of
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  Speaker 5: your money together and buy whatever is potentially in this briefcase, which.
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  Speaker 1: Is probably more money. It's probably they have not mentioned
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  Speaker 1: a million dollars, so probably that. But that the beware is,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you don't get to do anything else with
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  Speaker 1: the auction, but you do get whatever is in this briefcase,
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  Speaker 1: but all of you have to put your money. Can
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  Speaker 1: I make a prediction that doesn't pertain to what's in
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  Speaker 1: the briefcase? Okay? I think no, okay, no, no, no, please
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  Speaker 1: do please? I think I think brain You're absolutely right.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be like doubling. It's good. They're gonna playing
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  Speaker 1: for two million dollars. But my prediction we got it up,
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  Speaker 1: I think more. But my prediction is that however much
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  Speaker 1: money they are increasing it by, is coming out of
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  Speaker 1: mister Beast's pocket, not CBS.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I'm sure. Yeah, Like it's that's the only way.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm sure that was a part of the agreement, that.
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  Speaker 1: He's essentially buying a big promotion for Beast Games.
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  Speaker 5: Right, And but then it was like a part of
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  Speaker 5: the like, Hey, I'm gonna we're gonna do a thing
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  Speaker 5: with you for the Beast Games. You come on, you
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  Speaker 5: up the money. It makes you look good and you're
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  Speaker 5: gonna need all the good look and press that you
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  Speaker 5: can get.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I think it's just a bunch of chocolate and
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  Speaker 1: a briefcase. It's all melted out there. Yeah, well, no
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  Speaker 1: chance there's not a Feastables bar involved. No chance. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's ks I gonna be in the briefcase. Jumps out
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  Speaker 1: new prediction. It's feed they're doing the auction and instead
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  Speaker 1: of being like Jimmy, come on out the last item
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  Speaker 1: undo the close Feastable bar okay, and then he goes,
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy come on in, or mister Beast. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if they're on first name base Jimmy be Jimmy Beast.
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  Speaker 1: I do. I think it's the auction.
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  Speaker 4: I think that it's gonna double, if not more, the
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  Speaker 4: million dollars fifty prize, and I think that, uh, I
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  Speaker 4: think it's.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna be a coin flip point. But I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you're making fun of me.
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  Speaker 4: But you can apologize next week when it's a coin.
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  Speaker 1: They don't pay thirty dollars to be right.
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  Speaker 5: But let's just say, like hypothetically, all it is is
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  Speaker 5: like a traditional beware advantage. You can buy it at
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  Speaker 5: the auction, you get to be you have to go
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  Speaker 5: open it somewhere else and do whatever it says or whatever,
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  Speaker 5: and that will maybe get you something like get you
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  Speaker 5: gives you money or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: It could just be simple as that. But I like
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  Speaker 1: the idea of if everybody has to decide that we
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  Speaker 1: want whatever is in it, and then it's more money
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  Speaker 1: for everybody whoever wins. I think that'd be fun.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't love like I think part of
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  Speaker 5: the fun of Survivor is that the only person who
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  Speaker 5: gets a million dollars is whoever wins. Somebody else getting
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  Speaker 5: a million dollars because't the winner because they had enough
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  Speaker 5: money at the end of the actual MP be disappointed.
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  Speaker 4: I think the most extreme version of this that I
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  Speaker 4: could see, where it's aware advantage is you're either going
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  Speaker 4: to double the prize pot or you go home.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be pissed.
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  Speaker 4: I mean a lot of people would be, But I
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  Speaker 4: don't think it's something that big, because he he seemed
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  Speaker 4: to imply that it wasn't anything like overtly game changing,
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  Speaker 4: but I mean even that much money would change the game,
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  Speaker 4: and so he's under NDAs or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, I think he mainly meant like, it's a
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  Speaker 5: it's a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's not bad. Only good can happen. Only good
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  Speaker 1: thing can happen. Nothing bad can happen. It can only
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  Speaker 1: get We did it well, didn't we go? What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean? Did we? Hey? PD? Was this one of
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  Speaker 1: those episodes where while it was while it was happening,
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  Speaker 1: you were like, oh God, this is terrible, but then
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  Speaker 1: when the edit happened, you're like, this is great.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, I last week I did briefly maybe
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  Speaker 3: it was like during round five of Little Caesar's I
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  Speaker 3: was like, this show, like what you said one time,
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  Speaker 3: this show fucking sucks.
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  Speaker 1: This show.
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  Speaker 3: But then but then I listened back or whatever, I'm like, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: this show is actually good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Last week was one of our most legendary episodes in
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  Speaker 4: my opinion, because even the people, I mean, they knew
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  Speaker 4: they were raving. We got rave reviews and I got
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  Speaker 4: all of the glory of that episode.
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  Speaker 1: Was yeah, no, yeah, I wanted to. I had a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me, if there's one thing we know how to
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  Speaker 1: do on this show, it's beat a dead cat. Yeah, hey,
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  Speaker 3: Again, thank you. I think mister Beasts is going to
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  Speaker 3: show up. I think Jimmy Beast is coming, and I
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  Speaker 3: think he's gonna do something.
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