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The Conjoined Couple Syndrome
At some point, some couples stop being two people and seem to become… a conjoined organism.
“We don’t drink during the week.”
“We hate musicals.”
“We’re more Italy people.”
Are we? Or did one of you just become the press department?
This week: joint opinions, relationship legislation, location tracking, matching trainers and couples who apparently share a liver.
Love is beautiful. But please remain two separate human beings.
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