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219: My Kingdom · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Hi, girl. Girl, let me tell you, I miss you, man.
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  Speaker 2: I really miss you, girl. This is how much I
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: missed you. I'm in Oxford, UK, and I knew that
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: you were swimming in my pool in Los Angeles when
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: it was 115 degrees. And I went on the app
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: on my phone with the security cameras and watched you swim.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: That.
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: That's a little scary that's a little non-trustworthy that's a
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: little like that sounds it sounds it sounded cute at
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: first but then it turned into in my mind i
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  Speaker 1: wonder if this motherfucker's taking my shit while i'm out
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  Speaker 1: of town.
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: No i never i wasn't i didn't think you were
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  Speaker 2: robbing me i was watching you play i was watching
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  Speaker 2: you play with your kids and it was so adorable
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: and i was just like and florence comes in she's
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: like please tell me you're not watching your friends play
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  Speaker 2: in your pool on your phone and i'm like i
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  Speaker 2: am uh i might be adorable That's.
• 0:53
  Speaker 4: How much I missed you. I missed you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I missed you so much that I went to
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  Speaker 1: your house and pretended I was hanging out with you
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  Speaker 1: in your pool.
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: No, you went to my house because it was fucking
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: hot as balls. And we broke the LA County broke
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  Speaker 2: the record for heat wave, huh?
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  Speaker 1: Dude.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: Listen, you can say what you want to say, but
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  Speaker 1: it is orange here. It is literally orange outside. When
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  Speaker 1: you look out of your window.
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  Speaker 2: Because of the fires?
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: Because of the fires. In San Francisco, it's worse. In
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  Speaker 1: the Oakland, Golden State area, that shit looks like freaking
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: Blade Runner 2. Literally. With Ryan Gosling when they go
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: to freaking Vegas, dude. It is freaking nuts, yo.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I've been seeing pictures.
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  Speaker 1: And then here, it's got like an orange tint. Everything
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: is orange. And you can feel it in your fucking throat.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: You feel the smoke in the air and in your throat, dude.
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: And for people that are scared of coronavirus- That was
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  Speaker 1: the first thing, like everybody in the house all of
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: a sudden got a tickle in their throat at the
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  Speaker 1: same time.
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  Speaker 4: And we're all like, holy shit, do we have Corona?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: What up, Flo?
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  Speaker 4: What up, Flo?
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: You know what she brought me? A Moscow Mule.
• 1:58
  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: She brought you an Adeo Shun. She brought you an
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: Adeo Shun.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not positive our Moscow Mule is going to be
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  Speaker 2: called Adeo Shun.
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: I think we need to change that name to Adeo Shun, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now. We need to change the
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  Speaker 1: universal language of Moscow Mule needs to be the Adeo
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  Speaker 1: Shun now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just worried that unless you're Let's say you're not
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: an avid listener of the podcast, but you've heard that
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  Speaker 2: Zach and Donald put out a Moscow Mule canned beverage.
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: You'd be like, oh, what's that one that those guys made?
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  Speaker 2: You're not going to be, you're not going to have
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  Speaker 2: fucking know what an Adeo Shun is.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you they do. I bet you. Really? I
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  Speaker 1: bet you.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, I do love me.
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  Speaker 2: I love me a Moscow Mule.
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: I got to say. You love you some Adeo Shun.
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: Hey, everybody. I'm sorry. This is Zach Braff and I.
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: Fucked up my recorder, so that's why my sound sounded
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: shitty for the beginning of this podcast, but can you
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  Speaker 2: notice the change now? It's because I'm wise enough to
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: know that I fucked up my recorder, but now my
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: sound is perfect.
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, but not only did I miss you, I miss Daniel,
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: and I miss Joelle. Daniel, you look like your hair
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: is growing out faster than it could possibly grow, and Joelle,
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: you look as magnificent as ever. Thank you. Hi, Donald.
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  Speaker 6: How are you?
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Don't we have a reporter joining us today? We should
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  Speaker 2: tell the audience what's happening.
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  Speaker 5: Sure, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Donald.
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  Speaker 1: We're being interviewed by E!
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  Speaker 4: Entertainment.
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  Speaker 1: They're this big news channel in the States of America.
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  Speaker 2: The podcast has become so huge that reporters are clamoring
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  Speaker 2: to get into the room with us and say, hey guys,
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: what is the key to why this thing is so popular?
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  Speaker 2: And so we have a nice reporter from E who's
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  Speaker 2: going to sit in on the show. Should we let
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  Speaker 2: her in, Dan? Let's do it.
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: Let her in. Is she here?
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  Speaker 2: What's her name?
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  Speaker 6: It says Lauren Peister.
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  Speaker 2: Lauren.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, little did she know, but welcome to
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  Speaker 1: the show, Lauren Peister from E!
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  Speaker 6: Hi, Lauren.
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  Speaker 7: How are you guys doing?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. You know, my producer, my producer, Joelle,
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  Speaker 2: had told me that You were just going to hang
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  Speaker 2: out and listen. And I said, no, no, Joelle. That's
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  Speaker 2: not how Donald and I roll. She's coming in the room.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to talk to her. You're going to be
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  Speaker 2: a part of the conversation, Lauren.
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  Speaker 3: Amazing.
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We were talking about California. Are you in California
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  Speaker 1: right now?
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  Speaker 7: I am in California.
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: Smells like smoke. It looks like freaking straight up. It
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  Speaker 1: looks like Blade Runner outside, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It looks weird.
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  Speaker 8: Orange smoke.
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  Speaker 7: That is San Francisco.
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  Speaker 8: Pictures, but weird.
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  Speaker 4: San Francisco looks scary, man.
• 4:37
  Speaker 7: Looks terrifying.
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: Lauren, this is what we do. Donald sits in his
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: closet drinking something. This is apple juice. Yeah, sure. Donald
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: justifies to his wife day drinking when he does the podcast.
• 4:52
  Speaker 2: I'm in Oxford, which makes me sound smart. And I'm
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  Speaker 2: allowed to drink because it's 710 here.
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: No, but Danil is in New York.
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: Daniel's in New York. Joelle's in L.A. And we do
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  Speaker 2: this all over the world, this podcast. We bring it
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  Speaker 2: to the people.
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  Speaker 7: Isn't it fine for everyone to drink if one person
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  Speaker 7: can drink?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the energy I was going on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Joelle, do you disagree? Joelle, do you disagree?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, I like these rules. These are very helpful rules.
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: Very, very helpful rules. If one person's drinking, everybody's allowed
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  Speaker 1: to drink. That's just how it works.
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: I'll be back in the United States of America when
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  Speaker 2: we do our next show. Isn't that right, Joelle? yes
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  Speaker 2: absolutely okay so this is our last this is our
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  Speaker 2: last intercontinental show dude yes bro yes we're gonna all
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  Speaker 2: be back on the same time slot what's that lauren.
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  Speaker 7: You sure you want to come back to the united.
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: States well it you know lauren i don't know if
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  Speaker 2: you're supposed to be commenting this early.
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard some things have you heard some things
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  Speaker 1: are we missing out on some things lauren from e-news.
• 6:00
  Speaker 5: No Just seeing the news. The general state of chaos.
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: It's not great. Are you talking about the fact that
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  Speaker 1: the president hid knowing that the coronavirus was a dangerous.
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  Speaker 4: Virus floating around?
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  Speaker 2: He ran down the ramp.
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  Speaker 4: He ran.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: That is the equivalent of that shit, right? Isn't that
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  Speaker 1: the equivalent of it? When somebody, when like in the movies,
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: when the guy gets caught out there, like in one
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: of my favorite movies, which we'll talk about on the
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: podcast today, Can't Buy Me Love, with Ronald Miller, where
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  Speaker 1: he pays Cindy Mancini to make him popular and everything.
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: And then when he gets found out, he kind of
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  Speaker 1: just runs away from everyone. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's what this dude did when he
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  Speaker 1: found out that freaking- that this virus was, he just
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  Speaker 1: made it so that everybody wasn't scared of it and
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  Speaker 1: kind of just ran away from the problem instead of
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  Speaker 1: dealing with it straight on.
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  Speaker 4: That's just me personally.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't even work.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody was scared of it anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Not everybody. A lot of people caught that shit because
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: they didn't, they were believing what he was saying. You know,
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  Speaker 1: all these motherfuckers that were like hydroxychloroquine and fucking all
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: of this stuff. It's going to save my life because
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  Speaker 1: the president doesn't think this is that serious.
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  Speaker 4: All of you now know. That he knew and was lying.
• 7:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but as Lauren knows from following the podcast on,
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  Speaker 2: we tend to stay away from politics on this show.
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  Speaker 4: That's not politics. This is fucking real life, dude. This
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  Speaker 4: is my life. Fuck this. This virus isn't political.
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: Let's not make this virus political by saying because the
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  Speaker 1: president hid that shit that it's a political issue.
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  Speaker 4: Now, fuck that shit. That's fucked up. He's wrong for that.
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  Speaker 4: He was wrong for that. I didn't want to cause panic.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck you, dude.
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  Speaker 1: If that's the case, denounce freaking white supremacy and let's
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  Speaker 1: talk about George Floyd and let's talk about systemic racism.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't want to cause panic, talk about that
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  Speaker 1: shit instead of stoking nose fires and causing fights across America, man.
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: Don't come at me with this bullshit about we're not
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be political because this isn't a political statement.
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  Speaker 1: This is real talk right now, dude. We got somebody
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  Speaker 1: in office who's fucking up. And it's fucking up majorly. Sorry, Lauren,
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: I don't mean to curse in front of E. I
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  Speaker 1: hate to do that shit.
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think Lauren wants us to change the show, Donald,
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  Speaker 2: so you should curse just as much as you normally do.
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: I feel like the viewers of E might be a
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: little upset that I'm using such colorful words.
• 8:28
  Speaker 4: But fuck that shit, dude. This dude's an asshole for this, man.
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  Speaker 7: The real talk is partly why you guys have kind
• 8:35
  Speaker 7: of like... been like a defining feature of my quarantine
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  Speaker 7: because i've listened to every episode i listened to every
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  Speaker 7: episode twice a week so and i love when you
• 8:44
  Speaker 7: guys just like come out with it and you're like
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  Speaker 7: you know it's not a political thing it's like people
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  Speaker 7: are dying and but we still have to like have
• 8:53
  Speaker 7: a good time somehow i guess i think what.
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: We um what we strive to do here is um
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: for the most part, obviously since you listen to the show,
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: you know that we don't always succeed, but we strive
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: to have this be 60 to 90 minutes of taking
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: people's minds off the horror show because that's what a
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: lot of people have responded that they really like about
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: what we're doing is obviously we're talking about the show
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: we were on and we're telling funny anecdotes, but we're
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: really just trying to just say, hey, we're four friends
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: that are hanging out and shooting the shit and hopefully
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: not talking about so many topics that are so upsetting
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  Speaker 2: and maybe just take your mind off it for a second.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: But of course it overflows and it's upsetting and we
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: can't help but be ourselves and real at times.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember when all we had to worry about
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  Speaker 1: was the coronavirus? Do you remember when that was just
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  Speaker 1: the problem? Do you remember when that was it and
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: it seemed like the world was fucking coming to an end?
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  Speaker 1: Look at where we are now, man.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Make America great again, my ass, man. Come on now.
• 9:56
  Speaker 4: Come on now. Come on now.
• 9:59
  Speaker 6: Let's get that Green New Deal popping.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's segue a bit. And why don't we... We
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: haven't seen each other. We've been off for a week.
• 10:08
  Speaker 9: And.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: I thought it was very funny when Donald and I
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: announced it on Twitter and Instagram that we were going
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: to take the week off just because we needed it.
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: And most people wrote, you guys are deservant.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: I feel like deservant is a real word, though.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like now it's become a real word. I
• 10:26
  Speaker 4: really laughed hard.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: I feel like I might be blessed. When the Urban
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: Dictionary is like, yo, deservance now a word, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I just love that people were like, you guys are
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: so deservant. It made me laugh and smile. And we
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: were deservant because we've been doing this without a break
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  Speaker 2: since whatever the date was that L.A. was shut down
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  Speaker 2: because Donald and I were about to start and go
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  Speaker 2: into a studio.
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  Speaker 1: No, we did take a break. We took a break
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  Speaker 1: when the whole George Floyd thing went down.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, of course. We took a break. Floyd mayhem, but
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  Speaker 2: we haven't taken a break just for our own just
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: kind of exhale. And I got to say, I like
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: it because it makes me miss you all, miss you guys.
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  Speaker 2: And it makes me, I don't know, it feels refreshing
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  Speaker 2: to be like, I feel like we have so much
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: to talk about and catch up on. And I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: it's a nice feeling. It's nice to have absence make
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: my heart grow fonder.
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  Speaker 1: That is exactly what has happened. I thought about you,
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  Speaker 1: each and every one of you, not you, Lauren, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: we just met. But I thought about the rest of
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: you guys. Like, a lot, actually. Amen. I want to
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: know how to go with your girlfriend's parents. Did they
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: like you?
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: Me? Oh, Dan. Dan, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: They're great.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: They're wonderful.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: But did they like you?
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  Speaker 6: I think they liked me, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What's not to like? He's so charming. Oh, gee, you're
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: very sweet. Joelle, how was your break? What did you do? Oh, man,
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: I slept, and it was amazing.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I had to let everyone know that I needed
• 11:57
  Speaker 9: some time to myself, trying to do the self-care game.
• 12:02
  Speaker 9: So I slept, and I cooked with my brother, and
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  Speaker 9: it was amazing. I highly recommend it.
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  Speaker 1: What did you cook? All right.
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  Speaker 5: Bulgogi beef bowls, which was fun.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit, you went fucking Korean barbecue, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Justin's like an amazing cook, so he goes all out,
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  Speaker 9: and I'm just kind of sitting in the kitchen, like,
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  Speaker 9: stirring things.
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  Speaker 6: Important part of the process.
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  Speaker 1: That is delicious. That sounds delicious. Oh, my gosh. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Donald, you never counted us in. We usually
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: count in, but we got distracted by the excitement of
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: Lauren being here and just catching up. Do you want
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  Speaker 2: to welcome all the listeners from all over the world
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: back with just a beautiful number count into our magnificent theme.
• 12:52
  Speaker 7: Song?
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  Speaker 1: Five, six, seven, eight.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, what an episode.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of good things in this episode.
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  Speaker 10: I gotta say.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of great.
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  Speaker 4: Things in this episode.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Holy cow. You know, every once in a while.
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  Speaker 10: We stumble across one that has, like, you know, four.
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  Speaker 2: Or five different moments that we really remembered. Like the
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: pimp walk is in this. The pimp strut. The original
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: one of two pimp struts is in this episode. The late,
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: great Sam Lloyd has a lot of funny stuff in
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: this episode.
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: He has some amazing things in this episode.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: But we're going to get to America and the rest
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: of the world's favorite part.
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: Wait, hold up. Let me get my notes.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: Okay. He's got to go run and get his notes.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: I'm going to keep it 100 with you guys. So
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: the air conditioning went out in my house.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: It's been out for the past two weeks now. No.
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so during the heat wave, we went.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: And bought- How did you live with the heat wave?
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're about to say. We went and bought a
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: bunch of fans and stuff like that and have been
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: fanning the shit out of each other in this house.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: These are the reasons you have friends with pools, y'all. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The one mistake that we as a family.
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  Speaker 2: Made- I took a screenshot. Do you want to see
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  Speaker 2: you playing?
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love to.
• 14:22
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: Yes. Lauren, you weren't on the phone yet. Donald went
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: swimming at my house, and I missed him so much
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  Speaker 2: that I went on the security camera thing on my phone,
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  Speaker 2: and I took a screenshot of him and his family playing.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: And my girlfriend walked in while I was doing it,
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  Speaker 2: and she's like, please tell me you're not watching your
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: friends on the security camera play. And I was like, no,
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: I'm not. But I was. It's going to be hard
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: to see, but that's you guys all. Oh my God.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Enjoying ourselves. That's adorable. She's like, she's like, tell me
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: you're not zooming in on Donald right now. I am.
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  Speaker 2: Look how much fun he's having. That's so cute.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: It was a blast. It was a great labor. Was
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: it Labor Day weekend that we just went through? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Labor Day weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, I literally watched you throwing your kids and having fun,
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: and then I felt really creepy, and then my girlfriend
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: made fun of me, and so I got off and
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: stopped watching.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Did you celebrate Labor Day in London? Did you guys
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: celebrate Labor Day in quarantine?
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: They don't have that here. They don't have that particular holiday.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Did you, as an American in London, celebrate Labor Day, bro?
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Well, I did. I chose not to work, and I thought...
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: I thought, oh, I'm celebrating Labor Day here by not working.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: I don't work.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: What are we doing?
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: We make this podcast. I'm writing this screenplay that I'm
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: hoping to make.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: And you have a really dope movie coming out. That
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: movie looks amazing.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: We should talk about that. Let's talk about that.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: Let's get into it. You, Robert De Niro, and Morgan Freeman,
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Emile Hirsch.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: And Tommy Lee Jones.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: Tommy Lee Jones, Emile Hirsch. Also, Eddie Griffin. Eddie Griffin.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: How did I forget the brother's name? Eddie Griffin, this
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: is a dynamite cast, brother.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: It's a really big movie for me, you guys. And
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: the trailer is really funny. If you didn't see it,
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: please go. You can see it on YouTube. It's called
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: The Comeback Trail. It's coming out November 13th. If you're
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: a fan of mine, you know that a lot of
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: the stuff I've done, I've at least been some part
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: of writing, directing, or producing. And then, of course, the
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: TV show that we're all talking about. But for me,
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: I never really had a ton of opportunities to do
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: a film like this where It's literally me and De
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Niro are partners. And it takes place in the 70s.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: And the premise is really funny. It's about this producer.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: De Niro plays this really sketchy movie producer who's never
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: had a hit. The mob is after him because he
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: owes them money. And he figures out that if he
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: kills his star... while doing stunts and making the movie
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: that the insurance check he could get would be way
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: more than any money he could ever make off of
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: the movie. So he comes up with this scheme that
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: he's going to hire some old washed up actor and
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: make sure he dies doing his own stunts. And that's
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Tommy Lee Jones. So he finds Tommy Lee Jones, who's
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: literally playing Russian roulette in an old age home. And
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: he's like, you're perfect for the part. And he sets about,
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: we said, I'm clueless. I'm like the innocent partner who
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: doesn't know he's doing this. And he said De Niro
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: sets about trying to make sure that while we're making
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: this movie, Tommy Lee Jones dies.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Hey, let's not give it all away now.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to give it away. I didn't give
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: away anything more than it's in the trailer. OK, but
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: it's just a huge opportunity for me. And I'm watching
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: the trailer and I just can't believe it. I'm like,
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: I'm just smiling ear to ear because I made the
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: movie a year ago. But watching myself like go, go,
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: go toe to toe with De Niro is surreal and
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: really cool.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the one thing the trailer doesn't show. The
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: trailer doesn't show how much of it is just you
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: and De Niro this whole movie. I was pretty into
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: all of this because being your best friend, I get
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: to know certain things. But as much as this is
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: a movie with Robert De Niro, it is a movie
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: with Zach Braff. So Zach Braff fans out there will
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: lose their mind at the genius that is he next
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: to Bobby D.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: And I made it rhyme on purpose. You're welcome.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. As Daniel says,
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: you honor me. Thank you. No, it is a really
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: big deal for me. And so if you're listening to
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: this and you didn't see me post about it, please
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: go check out the trailer. It's called The Comeback Trail,
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: and it's coming out, I think. I mean, they say
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: November 13th. Of course, anyone with a movie coming out
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: is going, I think it's coming out. I mean, I
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: don't know. Who knows what the hell is going to
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: happen by November 13th?
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Well, a lot of movies came out recently.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess there's places of the country, and certainly
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: here in London, I know Tenet came out, and people
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: are going to the theater.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Did Mulan come out in theaters over there?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, yeah, the theaters are open here,
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: so they have very limited seating, and they have all
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: sorts of rules, understandably, but there are movie theaters open here.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's get into the show.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Let's get into the show. Great episode, directed by Michael Spiller,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: and I don't remember a lot of this one. I
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: remember the highlights, of course. I remember... the pimp walk,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: because I think it's one of the funniest shots in
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Scrubs history. I mean, first of all, you would have
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: been talking that you thought you were overweight in this
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: era of the show, but you look fit as hell. Dude,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: this is the, you got some nice titties. You got
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: some perky titties.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: This is how Hollywood gets you, dude. This is how
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Hollywood gets you. Listen, before quarantine, I felt like, oh man,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I'm so out of shape. I'm a heavy dude right now.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I look back before quarantine and, I wish I looked
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: like that right now. Because of quarantine, I'd gain 20 pounds.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: And so to add that on to where I was before,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: I wish I still... looked like I did before freaking COVID.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: I was felt.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I was fit. As they say in London, I was
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: fit Donald. I was doing my thing. You know what
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I mean? And now, you know.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Are you uncomfortable with how your body is right now?
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: I'm so happy that I don't have to go anywhere
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: to show anyone.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: But if a paparazzo took a picture of you at
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: the beach, would you feel like a beached whale? Wow. No,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I'm asking you if you feel self-conscious about your body image.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Let's keep it 100. If paparazzi is taking pictures of
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: me again, I don't give a fuck what I look like, dude.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Congratulations, Faison. You're back on the motherfucking map.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Paparazzi, take pictures of my Hershey's Kisses and my big
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: ass belly. It doesn't matter to me. I just know
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I'm doing something right. Especially during COVID. If you feel
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: like I'm the celebrity that you need to chase down
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: during COVID times, when you could be getting Ariana Grande
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: or one of the Kardashians in a mask, if you
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: feel like chasing me down is worth it, I'm yours.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I think they're going to be outside your house.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: I think you and I once went to Hawaii and
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: we got followed and all these pictures were taken of us.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: And I felt two things. I felt annoyed because it
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: just makes you self-conscious in your head that you're being
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: photographed without knowing. And then I really didn't like how
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I looked. I thought I looked doughy and fat. And
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: I just wondered if that was on your mind because
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: you've been sharing with our audience that you're not happy
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: with how you're looking.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. I'm not happy with how I'm
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: treating myself in these situations. They say you go two
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: different ways. Some people get really healthy during this time,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: and then some people are like, well, since I'm in,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: let's be comfortable. And I chose the comfortable path, and
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I just had my checkup. And by the way, it
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: went great. I am healthy. I got good cholesterol.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Did you get the prostate check?
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Dude, I've already gotten a colonoscopy.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: No, but did you get the finger in deep in
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: your poop hole?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Not this time. No, I didn't. You're missing out.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: You can request it even if you've had it where
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: you can say, like, hey, man, I'm here. Like, give
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: it to me.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I'm aware of this. This time I wouldn't.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: No, but why did you skip? At your age, at
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: our age, you're supposed to once a year get your
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: prostate checked.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Because they took a blood sample of all of that
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: stuff too.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: No, he's got to go in there with his finger
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: and he touches the whole stuff.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: That's not necessarily so anymore from what I understand. But
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: you could be right. And I might have missed out
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: on getting my prostate checked.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Well, double check.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: We just lost Chadwick Boseman.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. I've already had a colonoscopy in the
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: last couple of years and they say I don't need
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: to get another one for five years.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: That's your colon. I'm talking about your prostate. They need
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: to put the fingers deep and touch it. Why are
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: you so shocked by this? Just because Lauren's here? Lauren's
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: not listening.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I know why my prostate needs to be checked. I'm
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: sitting here wondering, why didn't I get my prostate checked
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: this year?
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Well, you got to have everything checked above a certain age.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know when men are technically supposed to have.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I say if you're an African-American male, once you turn 40,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: you should go and start getting checked out often and
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: as much as you possibly can, especially if you have
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: insurance because a lot of this stuff is covered by insurance,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I think. you should get it done as soon as possible.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know what age, Daniel, do you know what
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: age you're technically supposed to start getting the prostate check?
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Because I think we're joking about it because he does
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: go inside your butthole, but it is, it is something
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: that people shy away from, but need to make sure
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: they have done because I'm pretty sure it's the earliest
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: age for prostate.
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: Cancer.org says age 50 for men who are at average
• 23:43
  Speaker 9: risk of prostate cancer expected.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: That's the wrong fact.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Hold on. That's bullshit. I'm telling you as your fake doctor, man.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: It's well before that.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I would start at 40 if you're a man. That's
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: your fake doctor. That's two fake doctors giving you a recommendation.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: We're going to protect your prostate. Let them go in.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Let them touch it. Donald likes it. My guy, I
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: happen to have a guy who makes jokes. He'll say
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: things like, was that as good for you as it
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: was for me? Your doctor probably won't do that.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Who's your guy?
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say his name on the air.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: We'll bleep it out.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: His name is And he's sort of a doctor that
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: kind of makes jokes and lightens the mood a bit,
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: which I kind of like. Sometimes it's too much, but
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: for the most part, I like that he has little
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: witty quips. Anyway, should we talk about the episode, Donald,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: for the love of God?
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, get your timer out.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: All right, ready? Now, Lauren, as you know from being
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: our number one appreciator of this podcast, that Donald– We
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: had a little detour when Donald said that he had
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: been trolled successfully and he was going to not do
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: his sort of interpretation and what he got out of
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: the episode, he was going to do a straight summary.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Bill Lawrence was here, thankfully, helped me shut it down.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Lots of people on my social media, Donald said, go
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: back to the old way. So here we go. Are
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: you ready, Donald?
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: I hope so.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Here we go. And go.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: JD gets to be a surgeon for a week, making
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: him one of the cool kids. Turk gets to mentor
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: his best friend and what it means to be cool.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Elliot accidentally tells Nurse Flowers she loves him. She thinks
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: it's no big deal until he starts abusing their new
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: relationship status.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: And Dr. Cox plays a prank on.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Kelso that goes so well, it opens the chief of
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: medicine's eyes to how everyone in the hospital feels about him.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: How he's affected surprises not only Cox, but Kelso too.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Sometimes we take on challenges for pleasure, whether it be
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: for ourselves or others. But when you get down to it,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: it's what it is, a challenge. And if not handled properly,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: it can turn into real problems. Good intentions still have consequences,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: but no good deed goes unpunished.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Okay. Now, very well said, and you're a good writer.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: The game is that you do it in 30 seconds.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Impossible this time.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Listen, impossible. This time, impossible.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: That was a hot 48.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I had to make up for last week. I had
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: to make up for last week. And, well, two weeks ago,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I should say, I had to make up for. And
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I felt like I owed it to all of y'all
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: out there. to do that and so i did.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Well i think it was well said you know for
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: me this episode was a was a lot i kept
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: coming back to something every human being deals with i
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: imagine um and that is people being obsessed what other
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: people think about you and and and that's sort of
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: the one of them for me the main theme of
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: this episode it's funny i was watching it going sometimes
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: i think about oh what's donald gonna say in his
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: summary well like what is the grand motif of this
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: uh episode and for me it really was everyone is
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: concerned about what everyone else thinks about them.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: That's a that's a theme with scrubs though like pretty
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: much every episode we deal with the insecurities of how
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: we're perceived on this on on this show uh jd
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: deals with it all the time yeah elliot that's that's
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: like the focus of her character same thing with judy
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: judy deals with wanting to be liked by everyone uh
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: carla's character same thing with cox we know now that
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: cox is this broken man. It really does. This is
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: the theme, at least so far of this season, that
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: nobody's put together, but we're in charge of saving so
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: many people's lives. That's real talk. That's something that we
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: as a nation deal with.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Well, is it a nation or is it a human
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: condition thing? Because I think that we all have these
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: busy brains, and even if you're a super confident person,
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: even if you're fucking... you know, the most successful, confident
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: person in the world. I'm sure you battle these, the
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: self-doubt and worrying about how you're, how you're perceived. I mean, I, I, I,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: you know, and there's so many times where you, someone,
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: a friend of yours, or someone will say like how
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: they were perceiving it in a moment. And it's completely
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: different than when you thought. And I think that plants
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: doubt in our minds. We go, wait, am I, you know,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: cause it, the way what we're thinking in our brains
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: can't always be perfectly accurate as to what, how everyone
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: else is perceiving us. And that, and that sort of
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: makes us, I'm sorry, I'm saying it universally makes me
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: feel insecure sometimes where I'm like, I don't know that I'm,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I'm coming across. I don't know that I'm understood. You
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like, I don't know if like,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: I'm always coming across. Like I, like in my brain,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: I think I am. I mean, I've had, I'm sure
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: you've had that experience Donald where someone's like their perception
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: of what just happened was so 180 degrees from yours
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: that you start to doubt, like, am I judging environments correctly?
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, absolutely. The acting game is a perfect example
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: of that. You put in your best performance and then
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: there's somebody out there, you're very proud of it, and
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: then there's somebody out there who says, you know, what
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: you did wasn't good. But how you perceived what you did,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: you put in all the hard work and you dug
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: deep and you thought you found something, but then there's
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: going to be a bunch of people who don't see
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: it the way you see it. And, you know, that's
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: just how it is. And that's what makes, if anything,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: that's what makes people that work in hospitals human. We
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: put all of this pressure on our frontline workers. We
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: put all this pressure on people who work in hospitals
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that to fix everything and to make
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: sure they get it right. But at the end of
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: the day, they're human just like we are. And they're
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: going to make mistakes. And they do things that aren't
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: necessarily for us but sometimes are for them, whether it
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: be good or bad. And it's important that we as
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: humans realize that when we put all of this pressure
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: on someone, that they're dealing with shit just like we are.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: And so, you know.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Right, but I don't even think it needs to be
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: the heightened... I don't even think... I just think that
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: it's just a universal human condition thing. It's not even
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: at the... Obviously, we're talking about a hospital show here.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: One thing I do love about these characters is that
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: they're at least open to getting feedback. You know what
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I mean? Like they're at least open to, you know,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: I was just, when I was watching the show, everyone,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: at least at the end has kind of, I mean,
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I know it's a TV show, they have to learn
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: a lesson, but I was just, I was just liking
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: that the idea of people being open to getting feedback.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Like Sarah gets a lot of feedback from Rick Schroeder's character.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Kelso gets feedback from Johnny C quite aggressively in this.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: I get plenty of feedback from Turk in this episode.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: I just like that, you know, in so many situations
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: in our lives, we have people in our lives who,
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: no matter how passionately and calmly you give them feedback,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: they just don't hear it, they don't listen, they don't
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: import it into who they are. Whereas, at least in
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: this show, it's kind of, you feel like, oh, these
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: people are going to evolve because their friends are giving
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: them powerful feedback that they need to hear.
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: But when you get feedback from other people, you don't
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: want to hear that shit.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I do. Sometimes I mean, dude, you and I,
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: you and I have had like arguments and heart to
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: hearts where I like to think, I like to think, but,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: but still, I'd like to think you said something that I'll,
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: that I'll go, okay, let me. And of course my family,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: my friends, my, my loved ones. I feel like there's
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: plenty of times where I'll go, okay, let me, that's
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: might be a tough pill to swallow, but let me
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: sit with it. Okay. Let me, let me see how
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I can make change. I mean, you do that.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: You've done that. Yeah, I agree 100%. But to hear
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: it from a random person or someone who is an
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: adversary isn't necessarily something that, you know, when heard is
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: something that, you know, you want to receive. That's just
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: how it is.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Of course. And it has to be told in a
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: gentle way at times. So at 114, first of all,
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: I never worn anything on this TV show other than
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: blue scrubs. 36 seconds in, there I am in green
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: scrubs alongside you.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you something real quick, but I
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: wanted to wear the long johns underneath the scrubs, the
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: long sleeves, and they told me right away they were like, no,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: that's reserved for Zach. Zach is going to be the
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: only one that does that.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: I had that in my contract.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: No, you didn't, dude.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: No, you didn't. You think I had any fucking contract negotiations?
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I was a fucking waiter at a French Vietnamese restaurant.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Not at this point. I wasn't like, the long sleeves
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: are only for me or I won't do the part.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: But I remember being like, I want to wear some
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: long sleeves. And they were like, no, we... We've decided
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: that J.D.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: And.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was a Carrie Bennett thing.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: No doubt.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Our brilliant costume. We need to have Carrie Bennett on
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: this show, by the way.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: That's a great idea.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: She has.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I want you fans to know, by the way, that
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: we've got a lot of requests for Judy and Sarah
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: to come back. We tried with both of them. They're
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: both sort of busy right now, but we will be
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: getting them back, so be rest assured. I also want
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: to circle back real quickly since we want to be
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: responsible since we brought up prostate cancer and Joelle has
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: found the age is It says 40 to have a
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: prostate exam if you have a family history, 45 if
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: you're African-American, 50 if you have no family history and
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: are not African-American. But I'm going to tell you that
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I started getting them at 40, and I recommend that.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I started at 40 also. With that, we're going to
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: go to break. We'll be right back. Scrubs Rewatch Show
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: with Zach and Donald.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: And we're back!
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Did you notice at 3.52, the nurse pulls off the
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: tail that's been taped to my butt that someone has
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: pranked me with, and then she pats my bottom. It's
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: never discussed. It has nothing to do with the show
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: at all, but the nurse gives me a little pat
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: on the rear.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I honestly believe it's a way to say that these
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: guys are all tight at this hospital.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, I just thought, I just don't know. I
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: don't even know how it came about. Like I don't even,
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: JD doesn't even like turn around and.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Be like, no, he accepts her. Right. He accepts the
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: fact that he gets tapped on the ass. That was
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: by Lynn actually.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was Lynn.
• 34:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: One of our regulars. Yeah. Lynn gave me a nice,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: a nice firm pat on the bottom. Now let's talk about, um,
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Sarah says, I love you too. She's talking about the
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: CD cause she's organizing her CD collection. And then Rick
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Schroeder's character hears it as a, as an, I love
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: you statement. That's always weird, huh, in a relationship, the
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: moment when you're going to say I love you. I mean,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: these guys haven't been dating that long. The idea that
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: love would come into it is pretty early.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: It sucks when it slips out and you didn't mean it.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And sometimes that happens. Does
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: that happen to you?
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: How long in your relationship with Casey did you say
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: you said I love you?
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: She said it first.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, nice.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: It was over Astro Burger because we would go to
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Astro Burger after the club every night.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, was she ever?
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: No, it was. She was fucking wasted. She was like,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I love you! As she devoured a burger in her face.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Does the first I love you count, ladies and gentlemen,
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: if you're shit-faced when you say it?
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it counts.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Jewel, your thoughts?
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: I feel like once it's said, you can't put the
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: genie back in the bottle. It's out there. How can
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: it not count? It's been said. Although, if the person does.
• 35:13
  Speaker 9: I used to have a rule in college that if
• 35:15
  Speaker 9: I couldn't remember it, it didn't happen.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Dude i once said it after uh sex and i
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: had just started dating the girl and oh god it
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: was because well i was going through i was divorcing
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: and i was you know out as a single man
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: for the first time.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: And your first time you had sex you had an
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: orgasm and you're like i love you.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: And and yeah and That must have been quite an orgasm.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: After I said it, I was like, oh, no, wait.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I love this. I love this.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: What we just did was amazing.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: And I love the fact that I'm doing that now.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Not necessarily that I love it.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: What did she say? What did she say?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: She was like, oh.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Well, this is really fast. And then I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Before we go down this, and then I jumped in.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: It was the sex. It was the sex.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: I was blinded by the light.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Blinded by the light.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: What does he say next? What comes after that?
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I know the real lyric is, rap, rap. Oh, fuck. Obviously,
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: everyone thinks it's wrapped up like a douche, but what
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: is it, Diane?
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: Revved up like a douche, another runner in the night.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Wrapped up like a deuce. What the fuck does that mean?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Wrapped up like a deuce.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: Revved. Revved up like a deuce.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Like a deuce deuce. What does that mean?
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: It's like a two-cylinder engine. Revved up like a deuce.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: I thought you.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Said like a runner and I thought you said wrapped
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: up like a deuce.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Like a twosie. Like a twosie.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Wrapped up like a twosie that you caught in the
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: middle of the night and you had to wrap that
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: shit up like, oh shit, I didn't get to the
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: toilet in time.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: So wait, you thought the interpretation of the song was
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: you shit your bed and had to run with the
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: twosie to the toilet? What a romantic lyric for a song.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: I knew that's not what it was.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I always thought it was wrapped up like a douche.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: That's disgusting, dude.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: No, I don't even know if you can wrap up
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: a douche. But anyway, we have E here. I'm sorry, Lauren.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: For fuck's sake.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: No, enough. That's enough.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Donald, what did you think about Boing Fwip? This is
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: a fan favorite. People love it when Ted develops this
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: idea that he's rubber and you're glue. Boing Fwip.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: I love Boing Fwip. Boing Fwip has stuck with me
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: throughout life. There's a few things in Scrubs history that
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: have stuck with me. Boing Fwip is one of them.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: So's your face is another one.
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I use so's your face like I use boing flip.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Now there's a palm pilot moment here where all the
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: nerdy medical students are all sitting around. Daniel, you've striked
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: me as someone who probably had a palm pilot.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: Ah, you caught me.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: I never was. It was kind of like the first
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: smart phony type thing, right? I didn't have one.
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I certainly didn't need it back then either.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I had one. But you can have your
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: calendar on it, and it would go online, right?
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: I had my calendar on it. It said, go to school,
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: come home from school. Very real important stuff.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Here's the question now, though. Now that iPhone and Galaxy,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I guess, are the two major smartphone distributors, are you
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: going to get the Galaxy now that it does the
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Xbox on– The Galaxy screen?
• 38:39
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know what this is. What are you talking about?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: So Xbox now has made it so that you can
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: play Xbox on your smartphone.
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like remote play kind of stuff.
• 38:53
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: And all you have to do is connect your phone
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: to the Xbox controller, and now you're in your Xbox.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: Play on the bus. But wouldn't that drain the hell
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: out of your battery?
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Who gives a shit if you can play for an hour?
• 39:08
  Speaker 9: I gotta use that thing to get everywhere if I'm
• 39:11
  Speaker 9: on public transit.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: All anybody uses their phones for nowadays is to look
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: at fucking Instagram, TikTok. Nobody does freaking emails anymore.
• 39:21
  Speaker 9: The college can write their papers on their phones.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Donald and Joelle are watching the WAP video over and
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: over again.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, yes, but... Great video.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: This is another thing that I could go off on
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: for an hour, but there are definitely some things about
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: Android that I really like, but as long as I
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: still have this MacBook Pro and this iPhone, I'll probably
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: stay in the Apple family.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, the reason I'm so loyal
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: to iPhone... is that I feel when I send someone
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: a text and it goes green, that our friendship will
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: forever be limited.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: We will never.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: I agree. I don't know if anyone else feels this.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: When it goes green, I go, I don't, and this
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: is so shitty to say, but I don't think that
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: our friendship can ever go to the next level if
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: you're not a blue receiver.
• 40:10
  Speaker 9: As someone who has an Android, it's true because now
• 40:12
  Speaker 9: you're like left out of the same emoji categories. You
• 40:15
  Speaker 9: can't get, getting into a group chat of iPhone users
• 40:18
  Speaker 9: with an Android is literally nightmarish.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I hate that.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: We spent like days trying to figure it out. And
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: finally we're like, just go back to the Twitter group chat.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: It's not possible.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: I don't want to pay.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I don't want to pay to talk to you. I
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: don't want to pay to talk to you. And it's
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: free if you have an iPhone. You don't have unlimited texting?
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: You have unlimited texting.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: You don't know what you're talking about.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: You still got to pay for data though, don't you?
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: You don't have unlimited data?
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Daniel's gonna help you get set up you need a
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: better plan my point is you know when you send
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: a group text out.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: When you're not at home that shit does not count.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Listen you know when you're in a group text and
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: you send it to like 10 people and there's one
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: fucker that makes it all go green and you're like
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: who's the asshole who made this whole group chat go
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: green and.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: I feel bad about it that's you Joelle only for.
• 41:08
  Speaker 9: Now I'm gonna get the new iPhone when it comes
• 41:10
  Speaker 9: out but it's supposed to come out this month and
• 41:11
  Speaker 9: they haven't announced a date yet I'm like eagerly I
• 41:15
  Speaker 9: want to get rid.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: Of this phone so bad oh I can't wait it's
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: gonna be a great day.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about Donald at 822 in his ballet outfit
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Donald what were those moves you're doing bro.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: That was definitely something that I picked up from like
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: modern dance class when I was a kid.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: That shit was hilarious. And not only that, your fade
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: that you had on, that wig is hilarious.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Dude, listen, like most actors, a lot of people will
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: be like, I never did that. But as a youth,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I've taken so many dance classes, even if it was
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: like one or two, you know, as a kid, I've
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: taken tap, I've taken modern, I've taken ballet, I've taken
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: all of these dance classes to try and... better my
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: resume when, you know, casting directors look at your skills
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. If you've taken a class, you
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: can say, oh, well, I do modern or I do
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: tap or, you know what I mean?
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: And all I did was channeled from all of the
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: classes I took as a youth into that moment and
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: danced around.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Well, it was funny. It was funny as shit. I mean,
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: I wish I could see the outtakes for that. I
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: don't know if it's probably on the blooper reel, but
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, I just wanted to see more. It was
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: cut too quick. I wanted to see you dancing around
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: in your fucking outfit.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I felt very svelte when I look back at that now.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I look at that and I'm like, wow, I was
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: in shape.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, we saw you when you did the pimp strut.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, you had like a C cup and you
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: looked firm.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, they look like A's, but they're really C's.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were delicious. I liked your wig, and then
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I had the long mullet on.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: For when you walk in the room. Now, I remember
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: something completely different when they meet in college. I remember
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: JD saying something, and maybe this was in the outtakes,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: but JD saying something like, I'm a first-level wizard.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: That must be a different episode. It's a different episode.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: But you're introducing yourself to... JD's introducing himself to Turk,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: isn't he?
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: No, I think I'm your roommate and I'm walking, I
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: walk in, this is not the first time we're meeting.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: The first time we meet is when we talk about Wizardry.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: I thought we'd do a whole montage.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a funny montage, but I don't think it's
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: the very first time we meet.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I thought it was. I thought it was.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: I don't remember, but I loved the mullet and you
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: and I in college and every time we cut back there,
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: I think it's so funny.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: That's a great storyline.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: If they were to ever do a re- remake of Scrubs,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: it would be great to do the college years.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: The college years? Our old ass is in the fucking wigs.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: With a bunch of young kids all around us and
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: we're just old people.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: That's the pitch. Like that show Pen15. You ever see
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: that show Pen15?
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: No, I have not.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: There's two women playing 15-year-olds and everyone around them are
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: real 15-year-olds, but they play 15-year-olds. We should do that
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: shit for college. It would be hilarious.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: You guys would be so good at that.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: That would be fucking fun. Donald. Okay. We got the show, guys.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: That's the fucking remake. I noticed that Carl and Elliot
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: really seem to be friends in this episode. That kind
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: of struck me. I was noticing... We've been talking about
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: how their friendship was sort of building, and now they're
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: like buddies shooting the shit with no animosity. She's giving
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: her advice on Rick Schroeder.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: I think that our memory of how the two of
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: them were.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Just dates to the first few encounters that they had
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: in the first season. But I really do believe that
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Elliot and Carla, they go on to become friends. The
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: bestest of friends.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong on the
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: timeline of it all, but this just episode, as I
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: was making notes, it made me think, oh, they're really like,
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: she's confiding in her. They have sort of an inside
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: joke about, she says something about Carla's hummus breath or something.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Well, they do it a lot. They do it a lot.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: When she started dating Rick Schroeder's character on the show,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: the two of them were talking where she's like, she says, Carla,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: you know how I'm crazy? And Carla's like, yeah. She's like, well,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time keeping that away from Nurse Flowers.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? So they've obviously have developed
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: a friendship.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. She confides in her.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: How about Ted, the lawyer's reaction to Ken dying when
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: he thinks Ken. So Johnny C. changes, puts a death
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: date on Kelso's portrait. And then, oh my God, Sammy
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: was so funny. He was just like elated.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: He was ecstatic.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: In the words of Mike Tyson, he was ecstatic.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Ecstatic?
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: He was ecstatic. Let's talk about one thing. Ted's band
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: is now doing commercial jingles. Yes. Do you know a
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: commercial jingle he's doing when he gets cut off? When
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: they're like, you deserve a break today. Do you remember
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: what that's from?
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: My wife thought it was Disney. Like Disneyland.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's close to Disney.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Somewhat. What is it? McDonald's.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: At McDonald's. McDonald's, man.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: They've had some of the best jingles in the history.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Do you know what one of my favorites is? Go ahead.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Big Mac filet of fish, quarter pound of French fry,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: icy Coke, thick shake, sundaes, and apple pies. You remember
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: that one?
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: No. That sounds like a wrap. Speaking of wrapping McDonald's,
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: are you going to go get a Travis Scott burger
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: or whatever it's called?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Do you remember this?
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: I'm so confused by the Travis Scott.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: For the great taste of McDonald's.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: I'm so confused by the Travis Scott McDonald's collaboration. Can
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: someone who knows more about pop culture explain it to me? Joelle,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: you are our master of all things pop culture. Maybe
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Lauren can.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: She works for E.
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: Lauren can.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Lauren can.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: She works for E.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: The kids love Travis Scott, man.
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: And McDonald's needs the kids to come eat there because
• 47:03
  Speaker 9: their whole lives, they've been like, what was the documentary
• 47:06
  Speaker 9: that they made about?
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Super Size Me. Super Size Me, yeah.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: So, like, these kids their.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Whole lives, McDonald's has been, like, persona non grata. Like,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: it's gross.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: Don't go there. Get out of your feet somewhere else.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Bad for you.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: And, like, Travis Scott can't miss.
• 47:19
  Speaker 9: Like, Cactus Jack, like, his shoes at Nike were selling
• 47:22
  Speaker 9: out like crazy.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 47:24
  Speaker 9: I just think it's, like, a really brilliant partnership to
• 47:26
  Speaker 9: try to, like, get some of his fans in. And
• 47:28
  Speaker 9: there are, I've seen employees selling their, like, Cactus Jack McDonald's, like,
• 47:32
  Speaker 9: uniforms for, like, $ 600 online.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Joelle, do you like Travis Scott?
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: Uh, you know, sometimes he hits in the rotation, but
• 47:41
  Speaker 9: I'm not like a stan.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't call myself a V.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: But that makes me know that you're on the same
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: type of hip hop that I'm on. The fact that
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: you call yourself a stan means that you're an Eminem fan.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: It means you like lyrical... You know what a stan is?
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: That's become vernacular more than it is strictly attributed.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: It comes from one song. It does.
• 48:06
  Speaker 9: I can appreciate what Eminem is doing in his time,
• 48:09
  Speaker 9: but it's not really for me.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: You're telling me you weren't on that I sit back
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: with these packed zigzags and the You weren't on that shit.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: You weren't on that shit. His palms are sweaty. Wee's knees,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: arms are heavy. His mom is on a sweater already.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: You're telling me you wasn't down with, I never meant
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: to give you mushrooms, girl.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: Listen, around that time, I was really into... That was
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: my jam.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: That shit is banging too, though. That shit is banging too.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody mad at that.
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: Britney Spears' circus was really heavy.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody mad at that.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: Did you guys hear, speaking of that Donald and I
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: are introducing... I don't know if we're supposed to talk
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: about this.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Wait, what?
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: So, Donald and I got asked to, via Zoom, because
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: it's fucking the apocalypse, be a part of the iHeart Awards.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: What do they call it?
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: The iHeart Music Awards?
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, iHeart Music Awards. And Donald and I are introducing * * * *,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: and we need the fans' help thinking of how we
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: should best introduce * * * *. I think it'd
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: be good if it was an inside joke, or maybe, Donald,
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: you dance, because you dance so well. I got an idea,
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: I got an idea. it would be like this it
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: would be like this next artist needs no introduction but
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: to give you a hint Donald and I are both
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: going to do one of his signature dance moves right
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: and then Donald you do some insane fucking move and
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: then I'm like here I go and then I'm like
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: no psych I'm not trying to do that and then he.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Does it no I don't do that because then you're
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: making me dance and then we're back at that little
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: whole conversation that we had before about how the West
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Wing didn't make Dulé Hill dance.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: I know, but you're such a good dancer. And I
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: wish the West Wing had made you Lael Dan. Slappy
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Bag is your nickname that I've given you in this episode,
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: which is hilarious. I have no idea where it comes from.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Why am I Slappy Bags?
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I assume we were out and everyone
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: got hammered. You weren't invited for some reason, and I
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: made up nicknames for everybody.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: And you go Slappy Bags.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: And I go, you're Slappy Bag. And you walk off
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: and I go, Slappy Bag.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: But the fact that you go, the fact that you
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: said to all of the guys, yo, and Turk is
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Slappy Bags.
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: And everybody goes, oh, I totally see it. He's totally
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Slappy Bags.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: That's some bullshit, dude.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Now, the first time a janitor ever talks to Cox
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: is in this episode, speaking of big things that happen.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Cox even asks, who are you?
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: He goes, who the hell are you? And he goes,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: I'm just a man with a saw. By the way,
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: they gave Neil no storyline. Neil's entire storyline in this
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: episode is that he has a saw. This might have
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: been gotten to the point in the writer's room where
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: they're like, I don't know, just fucking give Neil a
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: cordless saw. It'll be funny and he'll make up shit.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Dude, the fact that, right.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: He has no storyline. His storyline is that he has
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: a saw.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Right, and at one point he contemplates cutting his thumb
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: off because he has nothing to do with the saw.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he cuts my arm off and it
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: bleeds out.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Right, right, right.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Appletini. I mean, talking about momentous moments, the first time
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: I ordered an Appletini, easy on the teeny.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Easy on the teeny. Is this the first time we
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: ever hear that J.D.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, this is the very first time that J.D. orders
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: an appletini. Because you're highlighting that I'm a dork and
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: I should just embrace it and and not try and
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: be something that I'm not. Everyone in this episode, as
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: we said, is sort of like struggling with trying to
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: be something that they aren't.
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: And and and and.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: And so my character, you're coaching me, just be who
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: you are. And then I'm like, okay, Appletini, easy on
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: the teeny.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: There's a BBD shout out, which made me happy. Anything
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: new edition always makes me happy. One of my favorite
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: things growing up was new edition. I don't think Sarah
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: knew the song Poison at this point. That girl is poison. Yeah,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: because of the way she sings it. It doesn't sound
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: like she knows it.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: She's like, that girl is poison. Not the melody?
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: No, but she's kind of unsure, whereas Judy is like,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: the song goes poison, and they do it kind of slow.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but Judy can really sing, whereas Sarah breaks glasses
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: when Daryl Hannah says her name.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: No, but I think Judy actually knew the song. Well,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: maybe Sarah knew the song. I don't know.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know that. Never trust a.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know if never trust a big butt and
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: a smile was in Sarah's vocabulary. I'm just putting it
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: out there.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I have always trusted a big butt and a smile,
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: and it's gotten me in a lot of trouble. All right,
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: on that note, we need to take a break, right?
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Our caller is here.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: We'll be back.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Lauren, are you excited? You're going to experience the caller.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Maybe the caller will have a question for Lauren. We
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: don't know. We don't know what's going to happen. But
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: thank you, everybody, for being here, and we'll be right back.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: And we're back, and it looks like it is a hospital.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: You're not going to be able to handle that last name, Donald.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Don't try it. What's happening here?
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Tiffany Delilah Halsey.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Tiffany.
• 52:53
  Speaker 9: Delilah Halsey.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: I'm hoping there hasn't been some kind of emergency.
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: Oh, there's probably an emergency. I have a feeling they
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: got up to make a coffee.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: No, Joelle brought on someone who works in the hospital,
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: and they ran to an emergency. There's nobody there.
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: It's a cardiologist.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, you.
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: Tiffany.
• 53:13
  Speaker 8: You, wait.
• 53:13
  Speaker 9: Tiffany.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: This is amazing.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Tiffany. Oh, my God. For those of you who can't see, obviously,
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: we're looking at what looks like an empty room. Oh,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: my gosh. A woman just walked by. Joelle, this is
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: not a shining moment.
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: If only she knew what's on the computer screen behind her.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: She's not connecting to her audio.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Audio.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what's concerning me.
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: It doesn't even look like they're there.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Guess if it's in your headphones?
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Hold on. Let me just. Lauren, I want you to know. Hey,
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: there we go.
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: Hi.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Tiffany.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Tiffany. We're waving to her. I don't even think that's her.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: This is amazing.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Are you Tiffany?
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: She can't even hear us.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: This is the best.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: You, frozen lady who's not moving.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: She's in scrubs.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Well, she didn't help us.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: She's in scrubs. Please go get Tiffany. Come back.
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: She's just like staring at the computer like, what's going on?
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Her vibe is very, her vibe is very, where the
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: fuck is Tiffany?
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: Is that really Zach Braff and Donald Faison? I don't know.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Well, we don't know. We don't know what's happening. She
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: looks concerned.
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: She's sitting there going, is that Joelle Monique?
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Hi.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: There we go.
• 54:18
  Speaker 9: Hey. Hi.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Turn on your audio. Where's Tiffany? Tiffany. Tiffany. Hi, Tiffany.
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: Hi.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Did an emergency happen? Yeah, I know.
• 54:33
  Speaker 8: We're in clinic.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Where are you? What's going on? Hey, Tiffany, where are you?
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: Where are you?
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: I'm at work.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: But where at work are you two?
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: We're in Lafayette, Louisiana.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Wow, love it.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: But you're in what state?
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: Louisiana. No, no, no, no.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Do it out there so everybody can hear that you
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: are not working right now.
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: We're supposed to be saying happy birthday.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: To Eric Thomas-y.
• 54:58
  Speaker 8: Yes, he just walked into a patient's room.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Are you guys dealing with crazy COVID shit right now?
• 55:05
  Speaker 9: Um....
• 55:09
  Speaker 8: We're over it.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: You guys are over it. I hear that. I thought
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: you had a beard and mustache with your mask because
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: it's black. It looked like you had a beard and mustache.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: That's so funny.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: So wait, Tiffany.
• 55:23
  Speaker 8: I got this little emblem, little heart.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 55:27
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Tiffany, is this a surprise for somebody?
• 55:30
  Speaker 8: It was, but it didn't work out that way.
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: So do you have a question for us, or do
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: you have to run off and work? Are you a
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: nurse or a doctor? I can't tell what's happening over there.
• 55:42
  Speaker 8: No, I mean, I got a second.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Tell us a little bit about yourself, Tiffany. Well, Tiffany,
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: do you have a question for us, or is there
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: any aspect of your life that needs fixing?
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: We have Lauren from E!
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: News on with us also.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: We have a very fancy reporter here who can also
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: answer questions.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: So, Tiffany, you're also on E! News right now. I
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: bet you didn't know that.
• 56:04
  Speaker 8: No, I mean, we were wondering.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: We were talking about the relationships between you guys, and
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: so how did y'all keep that straight, because.
• 56:15
  Speaker 8: Even watching the episodes now, y'all are very, very close. Like,
• 56:21
  Speaker 8: how do y'all... When.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: You say, how do we keep that straight, do you mean, like,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: how do we not slip over into being... Gay?
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: Gay?
• 56:30
  Speaker 8: Well, no, not y'all, but just, like....
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, no, but.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Between, you know, between Sarah and all the other characters
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: that come on... When you all spend a lot of
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: time together, you get close, and you're behind the scene.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, no, girl.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Come on. Okay, so I learned a long time ago,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: never shit where you eat. We don't kiss and tell. Yeah, well,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: not only that, never shit where you eat, and that
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: can cause a lot of problems. Is that what goes on? Tiffany,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: is that what goes on at the.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Hospital that you work at? Tiffany, is there lots of
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: romance going on at your hospital?
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: At your hospital right now?
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, you know. Yeah.
• 57:10
  Speaker 8: There's a secret code, but, you know.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Because we were told when we were training to do
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: the TV show that lots of doctors and nurses and
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: people in the hospital, they're there late nights, lots of
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: romances occur.
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: It's rumored to happen.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: It didn't happen much on our show. There weren't a
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: lot of romances and.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Except for those stunt people that fell in love.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, some people that fell in love. The sound department and.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: The grip department got married. They have kids now. Teddy and... Aw.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. One of our boom-ops fell in love
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: with one of our grip guys. That's that famous video, right?
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: That is that famous video.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: Love that video. We're part of the proposal.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: I love that. There are relationships that have gone on
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: to become... Yeah, that have started from.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: That have started from the work environment that we had
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: at Scrubs. But as far as me, Zach, Sarah, Judy,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Zach's my brother. I don't want to necessarily hold on
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: to him.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: I occasionally caught feelings. I caught feelings for you.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but we never took it to the next level.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: We kept it as.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: No, because we don't shit where we eat.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Right, we don't shit where we eat.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: We kept it as you, my buddy.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: Now, Tiffany, I think you might be a good candidate
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: to have us fix your life because this is a
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: very new segment that we do on the podcast.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: And we've got Lauren from E!
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: News with us. She is eager to fix your life.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Now, Tiffany, anything in your life that's going on, it
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: could be a relationship issue, it could be anything that
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: you need help with, we are here and we're going
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: to give you advice and fix it for you right now.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: It could be Something big or small. Donald and I
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: are trained fake doctors. And we have Lauren here, who's
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: very smart. Oh, wait.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: Is it your birthday today?
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: Yesterday, but thanks.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday!
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: The big what?
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: 4-0.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: You're 40?
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: Congratulations.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: Congratulations, Junior.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Thank you. In the words of Stevie Wonder, happy birthday
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, he's good.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: What's going on over there? What type of medical establishment
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: are you guys all working in?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: This is a cardiology clinic.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, I see. So when you had to go see
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: a patient, that person really needed some attention. It wasn't
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: like you guys are.
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: Well, some of these are just follow-ups.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: They come back, you know, once a year, check on things,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: preventative stuff.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Well, listen, we've gotten to the point of the show
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: where we want to fix one of your guys' lives. Tiffany,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: do you have something you need fixing or maybe one
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: of your friends?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Where to start? No, I mean, we just, school just
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: started over here. So that's my main big stressor right now.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: Just trying to get the kids.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: Do you guys all have children?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: And you guys are all having to deal with daycare
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: while you're away. Yeah, that was a.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Huge stressor because we had babysitters falling through and, you know,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: still got to come to work and.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you guys are all essential workers also, so
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: there's that.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: How old are your kids, Tiffany?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 8: Mine are 10 and 7.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: And are they able to attend school in person these days? Yes.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, so they're going to school. So that helps then,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: doesn't it?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Do what?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: So that helps then, doesn't it?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: It is now. But it wasn't like that for a while.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: So what were you guys doing to.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: To combat uh you know not having i mean we.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Had multiple babysitters i went through three of them so
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: wow just or you go to daycare they still had
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: daycares open and so it's just whatever you can.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Do that's really hard and and how do you feel
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: um because you're in the medical profession with them being
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: back at school do you do you are you does
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: that make you anxious or do you feel that um
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: that they'll be safe there or the precautions that the
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: school is taking enough?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, I hope I'm hoping, but you know, we
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: like Natalie said, we're all over everything.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 8: We're ready for it to be over. We just want
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: to get back to normal life.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: Well, that's tough.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: You in the medical profession, you guys all know how
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: difficult that's going to be to get back to normal.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: There'll be a new normal. I think, I don't necessarily
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: think there'll be what it was before. But, yeah, no,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: I hear you. I imagine it's a relief to have
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: the kids back in school and not have to worry
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: about who's taking care of them while you're at work.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's a worry, but we'll just have to see.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: You were legit in your closet.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Where did you think I was when I said that
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: I was? Well, I don't know.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 8: I mean, this has been going on for a long time.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 8: I figured you'd get a new spot by now, but.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: It doesn't work that fast. I wish it worked that fast.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: I wish life moved that fast. I wish people were like,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: I wish money came to people that quick. I wish
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: that life was that way.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 10: No.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Well, Tiffany, you can't beat the sound quality that comes
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: out of Donald's walk-in closet. It sounds great. Rich and warm.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: That's true. That is true.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Do you want to introduce your friends that you got
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: with you right now?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, what's happening? I have to say, I grew up
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: watching Scrubs when I was in medical school.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: And so it was a good relief.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: We'd sit around, all of us, and watch it and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: see the ups and downs.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 6: And so I have all these new.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: young, 20-some-year-old employees, so we make them watch Scrubs here
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: so they understand.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: We appreciate that.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: They're not the fans. You're really the fan.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean, I grew up watching it, but I
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 8: was 12 when it came out.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: You make me feel so young.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: So we're Donald and I.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know that we can fix your life
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: because that's a problem you brought up. Donald, this might
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: be the first time we're not able to fix someone's life.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I think we did fix our life. I'm going to
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: be honest with you.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: How do we fix it? Why? We just talked to
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: her about her conundrum with her children going to school.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think that right there was enough for
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: her to be like, I feel better about it all,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: and my life is fixed.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. So Tiffany, you're welcome, Tiffany. You're welcome, Tiffany.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: You're welcome. You're welcome, Tiffany.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Thunderous applause, Dan. All right, well, we got to get going.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: Thank you guys for coming on the show. I'm glad
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: we were able to fix all of your lives, and
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: happy birthday.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: Thank you for all that you do.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: All right, thanks.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: Y'all stay safe.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: Bye, guys.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: Take care.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that one, Joelle. I think that
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: was a bit of a disaster, Joelle.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: I'm so sorry.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: I thought we were going to say happy birthday. That woman,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: with all due respect, she seemed legitimately bothered and annoyed
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: to be having to talk to us.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 9: I'm going to go with if they were shy and
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 9: maybe a little overwhelmed to be in your celebrity presence.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: She kept doing this, Joelle.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, Joelle.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: I will try harder.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 9: Doctors, let's work on getting a time when your schedules
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 9: are actually okay.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Well, no, but she had nothing prepared. She didn't really
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: have a question other than did we all sleep with
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: each other? That's what she.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: Was going for.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: She was wondering who got down with who.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then, you know, she didn't really have anything
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: that we could fix because we can't fix Corona, sadly.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: If only we could.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: If only.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude. We'll be better next week.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: We've got good stuff lined up for you.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: Hey, so J.D.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Walking down the hall saying hi to everyone after becoming popular,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: after throwing J.D., after throwing Turk under the bus. You
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: know what that reminds me of? What? Can't Buy Me Love.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: I've never seen Can't Buy Me Love. Don't be mad
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: at me.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: You've never seen Can't Buy... No, don't be mad at me.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: Have any of you guys seen Can't Buy Me Love?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Yes. Cindy Mancini?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: Lauren, have you seen it?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Anyway, it's about a kid who becomes popular after he
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: pays the most popular girl in school to go out
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: with him, right? Right. And the day... So she agrees
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: to do it and they date for one month. And
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: at the end of the month, he's so popular and
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: they agree at the end of the month that they
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: break up, right? But he's so popular at this point
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: that she's kind of caught feelings for him. The school
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: really likes him. So they break up and she says
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: to him, you know, just whatever you do, Be yourself
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: tomorrow because you're now this infamous single guy. You're now
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: this famous single guy in high school. And he walks
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: into the school acting exactly like JD. That's right. I'm here.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: What's up, Big Sac?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, let me give you some high five. Oh, my dude.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: And giving everybody hugs. And he has his own handshake
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: with everyone and everything like that now. And it was
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: that moment that JD, when watching this, I was like,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: holy shit. JD, for popularity, becomes the biggest asshole. on
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: the planet just to be popular.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: He's willing to make it.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: It went to his head. It went to his head
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: real quick. Like that. All he needed was somebody to say,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: oh shit, you're not the weakest link in this group.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Turk is the weakest link because he liked dance.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: And then it ends. It's funny you mentioned an 80s
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: movie because it reminded me at the end of 16
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Candles when Anthony Michael Hall is like king of the nerds.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: Is it John Cusack?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: In his band, in his group, it's him.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like nerd posse. Yeah, he's like Tim of
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: the Dorks.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: It's him, John Cusack, and one other dude, yeah.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then, like, when the episode ends with, like,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Johnny Castle asking me for my nasal spray, and we
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: did this shot. Actually, it was funny. I was sitting
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: on the dolly. I remember they were like, how are
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: we going to get him to just levitate? And, you know,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: the camera dolly we put the camera on has a
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: silent hydraulic lift to it so you can raise the
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: camera silently. And I just sat, I remember they put
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: like a little cushion on it, and I just sat
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: on the end of the dolly as I rise up,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, I am king of the dorks, or
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: whatever it was. And it reminded me of that moment
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: in 16 Candles where Anthony Michael Hall is sort of
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: like king of the nerds.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Anthony Michael Hall is the king of the nerds
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: in 16 Candles for some horrible reasons, but we won't
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: get into that. Let's also talk about J.K., and who's
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: the guy helping J.K. when they're moving Kelso's office? Who
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: was the other guy? Because he was with us for
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: the first time.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: I forgot his name, but he was another regular. Yeah.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: And also, did you notice when there's a shot in the,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: when Aloma is, when everyone's sort of looking at Kelso's
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: portrait that says he's dead now, there was a shot
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: of a bunch of our regulars. You had Mick Head
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: and you had Deontay.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: And there was somebody else I wrote down. Oh, yeah. Well, Aloma, obviously,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: but there was like a whole bunch of our regulars there.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: Mickhead getting more and more screen time as the show evolves.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Mickhead turns out to be one of Bill's assassins for
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: this episode. He always came through with the right way
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: of saying his jokes and his lines were all– he
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: never overdid it.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: Not for this episode. You said for this episode.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: You mean Oh, for the series. I'm sorry, for the series.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: He becomes... Just for all of the fans out there
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: who've watched the show, just watch how much more screen
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: time Mickhead gets as he's introduced as Mickhead. He just...
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: You know, Frank was one of those guys that never
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: overcooked it and he never undercooked it. He always stayed
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: on point. And so now is the time you'll start
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: seeing him more and more in the show from from
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: this moment on. All right.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: That's the show, gang. I think we did it. I
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: think I think Lauren had I mean, Lauren, is it
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: safe to say that you had an enjoyable experience?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is amazing.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 7: It felt like I was watching the podcast and I
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 7: kept forgetting that I was like.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: It's an interactive podcast, Lauren. No, we're glad you're here,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: and thank you to our amazing producer, Joelle, and of course, Daniel,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: even though, you know, Joelle is allowed to misfire with
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: a guest every now and then, guys. I'm sorry. Let's
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: not rag it on Joelle.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: How is it Joelle's fault that the guests were unprepared?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 6: I'm sure they've been emailing her nonstop on some stuff.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: I meant that I felt like that woman would have
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: had no different attitude if she was taking one of
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: those DMV courses where you've gotten too many points and
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: you have to, like, go through the fucking checklist.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: I feel like when the doctor said, when the guy said,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: I grew up on Scrubs and I make everybody watch it,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: she was one of those people that he makes watch
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: the show.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: That's what I honestly believe.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: That's the honest to goodness truth.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: I feel like she was... I don't mean that everyone
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: has to be effusive and excited to be on the show,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: but it's hard to get on the show. Joelle fields
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: hundreds of emails... I think when we finally pick someone,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: they should at least seem 70% interested in being on
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: I will say this. No mug for her. No mug
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: for her.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: No mug for her.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: You know what? You know what? In fact, Joelle, pick
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: up a mug and smash it on the ground.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: This could have been yours, Tiffany, but.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: You blew it. Not only are we not sending her
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: a mug, Joelle, I want what would have been her
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: mug smashed on the ground. Oh, my God. I'm on it.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: And then, Joelle, I want you to take one of
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: those fake doctors, real friends masks and burn it. And
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: just burn it in your fireplace. Oh, my gosh. Good Lord.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: We're not going to waste good PPE. Oh, wait till
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: you guys hear the fucking merch we have coming. We
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: have beach towels coming. We have washcloths coming. All sorts
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: of shit.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: We're talking about wrapping paper. How great would it be
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: this Christmas, this Hanukkah.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: This freaking- Wrap yourself in us.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: This Kwanzaa.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: To wrap your present for your family members, this Rosh Hashanah,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: to wrap.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: We don't give presents on Rosh Hashanah, Tom.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: You don't?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: But no, you can stick with it.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: What about Ramadan?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Do they give presents on Ramadan?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know about Ramadan.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know either. But the show's over, so we're
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: not going to make Joelle Google that.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: We really need to get up on our religious holidays.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: Amen. Amen. Amen.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Listen, I played Toby Sebastian on here, one show, number
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: one lover, and everybody loved it. Got such great feedback.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: And so I thought we'd play another jam, another hot
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: jam by Toby Sebastian called Train to Mexico. Really good song.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: And it's on my workout playlist and on my party playlist.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: And I think you guys will really like it. So
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: thank you, everybody. Lauren, thank you for being here. Daniel, Joelle,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: you rule as always. Donald, I miss you so much.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to watch you swim in person and
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: not on my security camera.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Zach, you know, when you come home, of course you
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: have to bubble for a little bit because of your
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: travel and all of that stuff. But I can't wait
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: till we are back in a bubble together again.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: I am going to, I'm probably going to just mount you.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: I'm going to mount you once it's timed.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: And I will accept and receive said mount.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: Said mount. All right. Thank you, guys. We love you all.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: And here is the very talented Toby Sebastian with Train
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: to Mexico.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: Heading down 300 miles left.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: The old coach said she had flown out west.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: Shake it to the left.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: Shake it to the right.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 10: Trying to make sense of where it all went wrong.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Took a train to Mexico. Tried to call my problem number.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 10: Because I really am a I'm begging, why can't you
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 10: see that I cry?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: She said, I'm gonna skip town.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: I'm getting sick and tired of you messing around.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: She said, you pulled me to the left and I.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: Want to be the right.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: She had to teach her wife I'm not a dress
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: in sight. Now I'm on a trip to Mexico, trying
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: to call her private number. I don't know why, because.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: I really haven't got time.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 6: I think it's time that we lay.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: Down our cards.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 10: I'm begging her, crazy, I'm ready to see. you see
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 10: that I pray. I'm searching for us, but you're nowhere
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 10: in sight.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: I get the feeling.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: That I'm losing my mind.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 10: How can I explain? It's in the star that you're
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 10: posting online. You took your chapter to the canyon last night.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: I get the feeling.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 10: That I'm losing my mind. How can I explain? I'm
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 10: sinking wide. Can't you see that I'm crying? Breaking And
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 10: you see that I cry Making people sing Why, darling,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 10: I'm singing Why, darling, I'm singing Why, and you see
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 10: that I cry Making people sing Why, darling, I'm singing Why, darling,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 10: I'm singing Why, and you see that I cry Darling,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 10: I'll take you away Darling, I'll take you away