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Dirty Rush: Moms Gone Wild at Parents Weekend · The Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Dirty Rush, The Truth about Sorority life with
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  Speaker 1: your hosts me Gia Judice.
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  Speaker 2: Davey Kent, and Jennifer Kessler.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, guys, welcome back to another episode of Dirty Rush.
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  Speaker 2: I am jen Fessler, and today is for the moms.
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  Speaker 3: Yay, Finally we've heard all the stories about mom's visiting
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  Speaker 3: campus and having a little too much fun. Today, I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to talk to a panel of sorority women who
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  Speaker 3: are here to share their own stories of moms going wild.
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  Speaker 3: How controlled moms need to be when they visit college
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  Speaker 3: or do they have the availability to let loose. We're
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  Speaker 3: going to be unpacking it all today. So, you guys,
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  Speaker 3: I have had plenty of visiting days, parents, weekends.
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  Speaker 2: Sorority what do these call it? Red dress?
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  Speaker 3: This big fundraiser at Delaware, I went to it with
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  Speaker 3: my daughter and my husband, and like just plenty of
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  Speaker 3: times where I was at either Maryland or Delaware as
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  Speaker 3: a mother but pretending to be a student, either pretending
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  Speaker 3: to be a sorority girl or a frap. I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: but I have lots of embarrassing stories because I would
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  Speaker 3: get to either school and my kids were so excited
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  Speaker 3: and they would push me. They were pushers, So like
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  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, I'd be standing at some dirty
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  Speaker 3: frat house with like a funnel in my mouth and
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  Speaker 3: like chugging beer, and then my daughter wanted to do
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  Speaker 3: shots with me, and it was ridiculous to the point
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  Speaker 3: where I would be more drunk like than I ever
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  Speaker 3: was in college. I always would fall asleep before whatever
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  Speaker 3: big event there was, whether there was like a big
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  Speaker 3: game that we were supposed to show up at or
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, a huge party. I'd always get into
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  Speaker 3: a fight with my daughter my son because I couldn't
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  Speaker 3: take it. I'd want to go back to the hotel.
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  Speaker 3: It was a whole show. But I have to say
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  Speaker 3: it was really fun, and it was really fun for
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  Speaker 3: me to see my kids like that, because you know,
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  Speaker 3: when they're younger, you're clearly you're not drinking with them.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if I guess, the first time I really
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  Speaker 3: drank with my kids was at one of these you
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  Speaker 3: know parents weekends. I mean, we have pictures of all
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  Speaker 3: of us like doing shots off of like that ski
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  Speaker 3: or whatever it is. But I also know that I
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  Speaker 3: one time got I had had too much to drink.
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  Speaker 3: We went to a frat house, and there was a
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  Speaker 3: boy at this frat house that Rachel I guess had
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  Speaker 3: gone out with. He was not being very nice to
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  Speaker 3: my daughter, and I want to say I stood in
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  Speaker 3: the corner and shot him dirty looks the entire time
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  Speaker 3: I was there. So I'm not that proud of that,
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  Speaker 3: but I as long as we're telling true stories, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that kind of happened. So we're going to talk to
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  Speaker 3: some sorority girls and find out what they saw it
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  Speaker 3: in college regarding moms like me. Ellie Hi, Ellie Hi, Hi,
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to Dirty Rush. Thank you for joining us.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much, Matpyvan Kelly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, where did you go to school?
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  Speaker 4: I went to USC?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So you went to USC, and I'm thinking that
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  Speaker 3: you experienced your fair share of parents' weekends and games
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  Speaker 3: and plenty of times when I don't know, moms in
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  Speaker 3: particular maybe went overboard and embarrassed themselves a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: I was talking before we brought you in about my
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  Speaker 3: own embarrassing moments. But what is the worst story that
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  Speaker 3: you have heard about a mom? I'm going wild at USC.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Well, you're so right. I feel like family weekend
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  Speaker 4: brings out the worst in the best are on and
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  Speaker 4: then it had see to say worse because a lot
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  Speaker 4: of us benefited from this. But basically, this girl that
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  Speaker 4: was in my closer friend group but wasn't in my sorority,
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  Speaker 4: her mom also went to USC and so this was
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  Speaker 4: like a really exciting weekend for her. Right, her dad
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  Speaker 4: wasn't able to come up. So she about one of
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  Speaker 4: her girlfriends that she went to USC with and as
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  Speaker 4: you can imagine, they were just like so happy to
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  Speaker 4: be there and lose all the same spots that they
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  Speaker 4: were used to.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: And so basically the girl that we knew was just
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  Speaker 4: a bit like on the more introverted side, like she
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  Speaker 4: would come out but wasn't really a big chatterbox and
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  Speaker 4: wasn't the most social.
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  Speaker 2: I already feel bad for her, and this is her mom.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Her mom is like determined to have that change.
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  Speaker 4: It's sophomore year, and she's like, we're going to get
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  Speaker 4: you out of your shell. Like you're all living in
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  Speaker 4: the sorority house. This is your time to shine. And
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  Speaker 4: so we're at the bar.
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  Speaker 2: I'm already cringing, and.
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  Speaker 4: Her mom is starts buying rounds for all of us, right,
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  Speaker 4: and we're all like obviously still underage where seen some
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  Speaker 4: of us are twenty, but we're enjoying it. We're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: this is so fun. Like so and So's mom is
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  Speaker 4: like having a good time and her friend.
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  Speaker 2: The other moms there is your father.
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  Speaker 4: Were other moms there, but they had like you know,
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  Speaker 4: like a well drink and like a glass of wine.
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  Speaker 4: Right this mom and her friend are like doing shot
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  Speaker 4: skis with us. They're like talking to the bar staff.
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  Speaker 4: Our guy friends get there and they're just livening up
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  Speaker 4: the party, which was like the best time, okay, but
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  Speaker 4: it got kind of awkward, and I felt really bad
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  Speaker 4: for the girl when this like group of guys that
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  Speaker 4: included a girl or a guy. She used to talk
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  Speaker 4: to mom sugar, mommy to her face, and it was
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  Speaker 4: really awkward.
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  Speaker 2: To the mother's face.
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  Speaker 4: And the mother was like yeah, like all drinks on
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  Speaker 4: me everyone, and it just overhead.
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  Speaker 2: It was super awkward.
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  Speaker 4: I think the daughter was like to embarrass to say anything, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: My god, my daughter, what that's my My daughter would
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  Speaker 3: not have held back, she'd have been like stop it
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 4: I think with the culture, like also, people were just
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  Speaker 4: kind of like maybe some parents were trying to like
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  Speaker 4: flex in a way and like show off that they
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  Speaker 4: can be like the most fun or the most out there,
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  Speaker 4: could do all the ubers and whatnot. And it was
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  Speaker 4: definitely a really unforgettable family weekend, and our moms all
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  Speaker 4: were just kind of like, oh whatever. And also one
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  Speaker 4: of us girls heard that it was a guy who
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  Speaker 4: said it, but we ended up hearing about it later
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  Speaker 4: and we just felt really bad because she was like
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  Speaker 4: younger and cool and hip and trying to relive her
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  Speaker 4: college days. But yeah, this was definitely more introverted and
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  Speaker 4: it put her really out of her comfortable.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I feel that, Oh that's all. That's awful.
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  Speaker 3: Well listen, I mean I was saying before we brought
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  Speaker 3: you on that, you know, I at one point one
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  Speaker 3: particular parents weekend I remember, and I always felt like
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  Speaker 3: they my kids were always just like you know, they
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  Speaker 3: couldn't wait to drink with us. They were so excited,
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  Speaker 3: and they were the ones that were bringing over the
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  Speaker 3: shot skis wherever you call them, and like whatever, and
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  Speaker 3: then the funnels. But I remember one particular one were
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  Speaker 3: we rank with all of my friends, all of my
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  Speaker 3: kid's friends went over to I don't remember it was
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  Speaker 3: my son or my daughter. I think my daughter went
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  Speaker 3: over to a frat house and there was a boy
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  Speaker 3: there that my daughter whispered she just whatever was not
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  Speaker 3: nice to her, or they had gone out or something,
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  Speaker 3: and I just sat there giving him dirty looks like
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  Speaker 3: the entire time I was there, and hoping he was
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  Speaker 3: gonna see me give.
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  Speaker 4: You really protective mama bear.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, I don't know if I if
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  Speaker 3: somebody had called me sugar mama.
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  Speaker 2: That's what that's what they called her. Yes, yeah, my.
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  Speaker 3: My my daughter would have been like, okay, so thank
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  Speaker 3: you for coming to Delaware. There's the door, and feel
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  Speaker 3: free to never come back, okay, and also never speak
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  Speaker 3: to me again. Right so right, But they meant didn't
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  Speaker 3: a way because she was paying for everything, I guess.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and just like trying to be again the life
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  Speaker 4: of the party and really generous with everyone. And other
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  Speaker 4: people's parents were there, but I don't think they were
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  Speaker 4: at that point in the night like drinking to the level.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, did you talk to this? Did you talk to
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  Speaker 3: your friend about it? Afterwards?
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  Speaker 4: We didn't really. Again, I wasn't like super close with her,
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  Speaker 4: and I don't think it was something that like she
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  Speaker 4: really wanted to talk about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't blame her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you feel like the mom was embarrassed after
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  Speaker 3: when she I mean.
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  Speaker 4: I think they had to talk the next day and
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  Speaker 4: the daughter was like mortified, but she wasn't like would
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  Speaker 4: have said anything in the moment, right, right, And yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure if it was like in an overtly
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  Speaker 4: flirty way from the boy, right because like the mom
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  Speaker 4: was cute and fun and doesn't but yeah, it just
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  Speaker 4: came off really wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so funny because I see Elli sometimes and
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  Speaker 3: my social media, so my friends, I mean they're they're
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  Speaker 3: all moms and they go but not my not really.
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  Speaker 3: But occasionally we'll see someone like some mom and she's
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  Speaker 3: wearing like a half shirt, which.
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  Speaker 4: You would definitely get at my school, like for family
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  Speaker 4: weekend and my mom and everyone obviously everyone's mom is
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  Speaker 4: like different in different ages and different styles, but I think, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: she just the the the way that I think some
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  Speaker 4: parents dress that like usc it can definitely yeah, lean into.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, We're gonna have to send this segment
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  Speaker 3: out as a PSA to like all the moms before,
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  Speaker 3: because you do feel like, I know, like at least
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  Speaker 3: for my kids, like they were so excited to go
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  Speaker 3: out drinking with us, like y bar hopping and frat hopping,
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  Speaker 3: and like I was saying that I, you know, not
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  Speaker 3: that I don't. I'm a drinker and I like to
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  Speaker 3: have fun, but like I'll pass out at nine o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: And then they would get mad that I was like
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  Speaker 3: not finishing out the night with them. But so I
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  Speaker 3: think it could kind of go, you know, both ways.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom even like I would joke with my
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  Speaker 4: friends that she can out party me, she was also
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  Speaker 4: party and I mean she loves to have a good time.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, those are limits.
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  Speaker 4: Wasn't too far to that end of the spectrum?
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  Speaker 2: That right, right right, there's a happy yes. I agree.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to use this little talk of ours as
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  Speaker 3: a cautionary tale or moms going to parent weekends. Good, okay,
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  Speaker 3: thank you so much for joining us. Ellie, thank you,
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  Speaker 3: bye Bay, take care bye. Love all right you guys,
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  Speaker 3: Now we are bringing in I love this name.
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  Speaker 2: Anastasia. Hi, Anastasia, Hi, how are you hi? Welcome to
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  Speaker 2: Dirty Rush. Thank you for joining us.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having me.
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  Speaker 2: It is my pleasure.
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  Speaker 3: We are talking about moms that lose it at parents
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  Speaker 3: weekends or at formals, and I am hoping that you
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  Speaker 3: have a good, juicy story for us.
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  Speaker 4: I have the best story.
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  Speaker 1: My friends are laughing so hard that I'm telling this story.
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  Speaker 1: But we everyone in the story included, We all laugh
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  Speaker 1: about this till this day.
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  Speaker 2: And it's actually mom.
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  Speaker 1: Mom, it's hilarious. But so my parents, like they come
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  Speaker 1: for every parents weekend. They love it.
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  Speaker 2: Where'd you go to school? I'm sorry and athesia, I
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  Speaker 2: go to UC Berkeley.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, I'm go to UC Berkeley. I'll be
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  Speaker 1: a senior next year. I'm an athlete and then I'm
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  Speaker 1: also an authorty So okay. They love coming up. It's
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  Speaker 1: super fun and for a little bit of context. So
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  Speaker 1: this year was just give me my mom coming up
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  Speaker 1: and I was like really excited and we was going
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  Speaker 1: really well and a little bit just like a week before,
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  Speaker 1: I had like been talking to this guy for like
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  Speaker 1: months on sawn end and my mom of course like
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  Speaker 1: she knew about him and give her all the details.
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  Speaker 1: And he had asked me like a couple of weeks before.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, so like, am I gonna meet your
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  Speaker 1: mom on parents Weekend? And I was like, well, kind
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  Speaker 1: of everyone meets my mom, like she's awesome, Like she'll
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  Speaker 1: probably you a drink and she won't even know you,
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  Speaker 1: like of course, like it's not a big deal if
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  Speaker 1: you meet her. And so fast forward. It's like literally
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  Speaker 1: maybe four days before parents weekend, before my mom's coming,
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  Speaker 1: him and I can get into like a heated argument.
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  Speaker 1: We end things. It was messy and it was brutal
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  Speaker 1: and whatever, and so we fast forward. Now it's parents weekend.
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  Speaker 1: My mom and I are at the tailgate at cal
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  Speaker 1: They kind of do it at like this like hotel
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  Speaker 1: parking lot thing that's the city. So here my mom
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  Speaker 1: and I are. We're in our matching denim dresses. We're
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  Speaker 1: really excited, and we're standing at the bar and she's
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  Speaker 1: like getting some like drinks for me and my friends.
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  Speaker 1: And I turn around and I see my ex's best
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  Speaker 1: friend standing with this mom, and I was like, oh, hey,
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  Speaker 1: is this your mom? And he goes look, gives me
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  Speaker 1: this look and he's like nope. And I look at
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  Speaker 1: her a little bit more and I was like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, you're my exes mother. Oh god, my god. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I remember she like kind of like hi, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like Hi, like, are you Blah Blah Blah's mom,
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  Speaker 1: And she's like, I am, are you Anastasia? And I go,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, I go, yeah, I am, and she goes,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to tell you I stalked you on
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  Speaker 1: your roster over the summer. You are adorable. I'm so
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  Speaker 1: sorry that my son is such an idiot. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why he's so stupid, and I don't know what's
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  Speaker 1: wrong with him. And I'm just sitting here and my
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  Speaker 1: friends are behind me. My mom is like listening to
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  Speaker 1: the best story and like she's awesome, like yeah, love
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  Speaker 1: this woman. And she's and I'm like, man, like she's
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  Speaker 1: almost like making me want to like tell her like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your son's kind of a piece of right now. But
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  Speaker 1: like I was like, wait, no, like he's great, he's wonderful,
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  Speaker 1: Like oh great guy, Like you raised a great son.
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  Speaker 1: And she was like no, like I don't know what's
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  Speaker 1: wrong with him, and like going on for like minutes,
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  Speaker 1: and then I look over like away from me, and
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  Speaker 1: I see my seeing this conversation between three like three
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  Speaker 1: my love friends, my mom, me, and we're all just
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  Speaker 1: like hashing and loving each other and it is just
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  Speaker 1: great comedic and like she's hanging out the girls, and
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  Speaker 1: then like she was eventually like okay, like I have
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  Speaker 1: to go back to my son. I was like, you
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  Speaker 1: go back to him, right, And then we're at this
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  Speaker 1: tailgate for like hours, so like everyone now at this
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  Speaker 1: point has like a few drinks in them, right, We're
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  Speaker 1: all having a great time, and the tailgate's about to
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  Speaker 1: close and it's about like everyone's everyone needs to wrap
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  Speaker 1: it up kind of thing, right, and we're about to leave,
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  Speaker 1: and I see my ex come and approach my mom
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  Speaker 1: and I and he's finally just like high missus Snodgrass,
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  Speaker 1: like i just wanted to introduce myself, like I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you've just heard a lot of things about.
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  Speaker 2: Me, Like, wow, that's pretty ballsy.
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  Speaker 1: I was like the balls on this sky. Like I
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  Speaker 1: was kind of standing there like I haven't spoken to
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  Speaker 1: you since last seed argument. And it's very awkward and
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  Speaker 1: goes and he shakes her hand, and my mom was
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  Speaker 1: kind of just it's like hi, like not like she
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  Speaker 1: was very like composed, but I tell she was like, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't like you. Never look at my doat right exactly?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like you and I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: speak to you. But I'm gonna be nice for my
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  Speaker 1: daughter's sake. And he was much like, oh, like, why
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  Speaker 1: didn't you introduce me to your mom? And then my
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  Speaker 1: mom just goes, she grows me by the arm and
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  Speaker 1: she goes, we're leaving.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And then yeah, we.
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  Speaker 1: Were just out of there. But it was the funniest
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  Speaker 1: thing ever. And then months like months and months later,
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  Speaker 1: I ran into his mom again because she was at
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  Speaker 1: one of like these like cal events that we have,
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  Speaker 1: and she was just the sweetest woman ever, like called
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  Speaker 1: me out from a crowd and I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: love you. Your son and I didn't work out, that's fine, right,
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  Speaker 1: and I are from this parents weekend, like you're my girl.
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  Speaker 4: She was.
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  Speaker 3: That was very I think that was very gracious of you.
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  Speaker 3: I guess anna her. I'm trying to think if if
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  Speaker 3: I would go up to a girl, because I have
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  Speaker 3: a son and a daughter, and when I go up
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  Speaker 3: to a girl that he had broken up, he would
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  Speaker 3: probably kill me.
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  Speaker 2: He might never speak to be again. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: If I went up to a girl and I was like, listen,
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  Speaker 3: my son's dick, I can't like he would just even
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  Speaker 3: have breathe out. But yes, but I will say I
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  Speaker 3: already told the story when we opened this episode. I've
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  Speaker 3: given dirty looks to boys. There was recently this, like
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  Speaker 3: literally just a few weeks ago, we were we have
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  Speaker 3: a home in a beach town in Jersey, and we
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  Speaker 3: saw someone that had my daughter had broken up with
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  Speaker 3: probably three years ago, and he was like across the restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, Mom, that's him, and I said, I'm getting up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going over there.
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  Speaker 2: Like she's like, you sit down.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: But it's like there's something about as you might find
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: out one day, there's something about that maternal instinct and
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: that mama bear thing that kicks in that I'm sure
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: gets a lot of moms in trouble at Parents' Weekend.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: I also think it's like when you have such a
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: close relationship to your daughter and she's just like telling you.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, an X, Y and C.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: It's like, well, like you would react the same way
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: as like I'm sure like her friends were reacting same way,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Like my mom was like, I don't.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Like you like my daughter over so No.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: It's true that they say though that, like you know
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: somebody that hurts you, you may forget that person, but
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: your mother will never forget and will hold grudges.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I mean my kids.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: You know, like every kid had whatever stuff, little fights
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: with their friends and in elementaries, in middle school and
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, Jane's coming over, and you know it's
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: like I'm the one that can't get past it. And
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: you can bind that, I guess with alcohol. And that's
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: like a fun parent's weekend.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Parents weekend is literally a tailgate with all of your
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: friends and sing all your friend's parents first, which is
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: super fun. And then it's like, oh, mom, like I
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: went out with him.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: And yeah, well or yeah, excep. My daughter Rachel was
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: always whispering to me about someone. Yes, my son Zach
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: can never tell me anything, but Rachel was always whispering
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: to me about that's him.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And it's fun. It's so fun. I love
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: that story and I really really like his mom.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Love his mom him and I even joke about it
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: till this day, like we're like this is I literally
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: told him, so I was like, oh, by the way.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not back together, are you.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no no. Like I was like, by
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: the way, like I'm coming on a podcast and I'm
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: totally going to tell the story. And he was like,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: you totally shut, and I.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Was like, I love it.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'm glad you guys are friends. I suppose
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: even though we still hate him over here, we still.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Hate him, but we're going to make fun of him
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: for this forever and praise his mom.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Perfect. Thank you so much and Stasia so nice meeting you.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: All right, you guys, So next guest that we have,
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: we actually are really lucky because we are bringing in
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: my adorable producer, Miss Kendall. Hello, my love, Hello, Hello,
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: thank you for coming on, Thank you for coming behind
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: the camera.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: I know, right right, so yes, talk to me topic.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: I like right when we talked about doing this topic,
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: I immediately thought of this story and this nasty vision.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I have in my head. Oh god, you're going to cringe. Okay.
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: I went to Arizona State University, obviously known as the
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: Harvard of the West, a big party school.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Obviously.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and you obviously are aware that mom's even dads,
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: but moms really drink extra on like Parents' weekend and
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: Mom's weekend for sure.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: In our defense, I know you heard me say before.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I do feel like a lot of times as moms,
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: our kids are the ones that are like, you know,
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: so intent upon getting a drum.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Right, like chug chug. I think I did that to
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: my mom, and you did.
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: Rachel ever like ice, you like give you a smear
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: off ice and make you chug.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: That was like a thing when I was in college.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: I don't think so, but I just know there was
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: always shots being handed to me and there it was
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: just constant.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, I love it.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: So there was this mom in my sorority who was
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: going through a divorce. So I think she was a
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: little different and probably wild compared to moms whose.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Daughters are putting it on them right.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: And she was the definition of like plastic surgery okay,
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: and had big, a big, a big a big rack
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: and she was wearing cropped up and she was standing
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: on an elevated surface by the sophomore DJ like just
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: dancing like.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Up your down. No no, no no, and I'll never
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: forget it.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: And she kept like getting like wet on.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: Her shirt and then her shirt went see throw no, this.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Is the easy part.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: Her shirt went see through, so then you could see
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: like obviously she was a little chilly. And then I
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: know and then when her daughter tried to tell her
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: like mom, like like cover up.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: She just took off her shirt.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: No she didn't, No, she did not. You are making
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: us up.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not making it up. She was just like
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: in her brow she was like this like.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw up. Not throw I mean I should
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: be so.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: I don't used to be like so judgy, but like.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? She feel bad for the girl.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: I'm the mom. Did you Were you friends with the girl?
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: And imagine if it was like a saggy.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Like I can't take it, even if I don't care
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: what it was.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Imagine if, like you know, it was like a mom
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: who had more saga, but they were like perfectly perky.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Wait, I don't say what she had.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: She kept her braun right, that's brawn, but still yeah
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: for your bra. No, Kendall, you most certainly do not
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: you Were you friends with the girl?
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I was friendly.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: She was in my pledge.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: She mus haven't devastated, and she.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: Was like a sweet like I don't even think I
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: ever saw the girl wear a cropped off herself.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, listen, I mean, I can't imagine waking
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: up the next morning and being that mom like you
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: would never do that, Kendall, Rachel, she just came down
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: for one second. Would ever take off my top and
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: just be in my bra at like a frat party
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: and just like shaking?
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: It's funny?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Would I?
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: She's laughing, she goes, No, exactly, she goes. She goes, well,
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: you don't have your boobs, aren't that you're here?
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Actually I have my mom here.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: She has a story. Let's hear sad.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Tell the stow.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Kendall, but you look like sisters. Yeah, right, Well,
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: we went to the boys.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: One of the boys friends I don't even know which,
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: say okay, and we saw this mom dancing up because
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: a lot of moms got dancing out.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: The stage, and we saw these frat boys kind of
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: egging on this really drunk frat boy.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Wait, the frat boys were egging on a mom.
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: The mom egging on.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: The boy, and up this lady was making out. No,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: was making out with the frat boy.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Ew yes, that's so, that's almost that borders on not
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: being funny on.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: The stage in front of everybody.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: That's yeah, I'm pretty sure she had a wedding ring on.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Holy wait, Rach, did you ever? Did that ever happen
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: to you?
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: You've heard the stories, so I want to bring on it,
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: but she's like, in the middle of working and feeding
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: the cats. You actually heard about mother making out with
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: one of the boys. What would you do if I
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: ever did that?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: That would be it?
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: She would say, listen, it's been real, thank you for
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: being my mother for eighteen years, and I'll see you never.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: I would freak out.
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: Moms have to get out once in a while because
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: if they the only time they ever get out is
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: at their daughter's sorority parties.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: It's such a mess.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I cannot imagine then whatever I would
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: just she would never let me ever like come to
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: the school, and that would be it.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: And imagine if it was you both have sons. Imagine
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: if you did that with one of the son's friends.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: That's even worse.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine people do that? Wow, I'm telling you.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: I was telling Kendall, I felt guilty about like giving
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: this boy that had hurt my daughter dirty looks across
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: the frat house and I never was shaking my boobs anywhere.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're cute, Like the guys were probably
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: checking you out.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Like they were most rely not thank you for that.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Kendall was just like, oh my god, that's a
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: mom you could tell by the jeez, that's awful, awful, awful.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Anyways, that was too. Thank you for making me feel
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: better about myself. Evacuate it.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: I'm never going to be that bad rach. Of course,
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: college is over, so who knows. All bets are off?
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: All right, you guys, So now we are bringing in Melissa. Hi,
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Miss Melissa, Hi, Hi, thank you for joining us. Of course,
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I think you probably know we're talking about moms who
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: have lost their parents weekend formal events.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: At their kids' schools.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: So I'm hoping that you have a funny story for
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: us about well maybe not about your own mom. That
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: might be not as funny to you, but maybe maybe yours,
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: maybe someone else's.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Do you know any moms like this? Yeah?
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: I have a few stories about like my family.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Oh good, even better? So what did your mom do?
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Okay, so this past your family weekend? It was a
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: big game day and my mom was waiting in line
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: for the porta pottie at our tailgate and she was
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: next in line in a frat pledge like shoved her
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: and so she like turned to the pledge and she was.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Like, what are you doing.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: He was like, I need to fucking piss and she
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: was like, okay, well there's a line and he was
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: like no, I'm next, Like you can wait.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: No he did not, So this is this is quickly
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: becoming not funny. I want the kid's name, I want
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: his phone number, I want his address because I'm gonna
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: lose it.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have no idea who he is because he
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: also lied about what frat he was in, because he
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: said that he was Pike and we like looked at
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: the ties and it was like not the same tie
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: at all.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: So he was lying.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: But basically, then my dad came up and he was like, hey,
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: what's going on? And he was like, I'm gonna fucking piss.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: He shoved my dad. He's like, what Frady in? What
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: Friday in? My dad was like, I'm fifty two, and
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: then he was like you want to fight old man?
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: And then were you there? Did you see this happening?
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: I wasn't there, but my dad walked.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: You must have been, so this is so awful.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah I was because they just said that they were
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: going to the bathroom for a minute and I was tailgating.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Obviously I was pretty drunk, so I was a little
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: confused because so that my dad was like, I'm fifty two,
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: and he's like, okay, do you want to fight old man?
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: And my dad was like, no, just go to the
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: back of the line. And he punched my dad in
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: the face and my dad walks back with black eye.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? This is going on? Wait a second.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: This is an awful, horrible story.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: This is not mom's gone wild. This is about a
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: kid that a mom needs to go wild on.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, this is awful.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so my parents are both pissed off.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Of course your dad got a black eye.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my boyfriend's the president of a different frat, so
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: he just took my parents to his frat to like
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: cool off and get ice and stuff.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: This is sick.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: This is like, well, this is a great This is
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: a story that belongs in an episode of Uh. I
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: don't know, stay home, don't go to parents weekend, or
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: stay away from rat boys, I don't know, something like that,
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: or stay away from drunk frat boys.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: But this is nasty. That's awful.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was crazy, probably on drugs or something.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, insane. Well, Melissa, I'm sorry that happened
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: to you. That's awful.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: It's okay.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: We're all good now.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, because your parents have fun? Did they have
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: fun at parents weekend outside of getting punched in the face.
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: They didn't end up making it to the game that day,
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: I'll bet they didn't, but the night before we went
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: out and we went hard on drinking, so they still
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: had a good weekend.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, they're good sports. Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's lucky that he punched the right family, because
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, he's lucky that they are mature enough
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: and that they were able. They were able to handle
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: it. It would have not have gone that well if he
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: had punched a fessler.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it could have been a lot worse. Luck,
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: my god didn't fight back.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, please please tell your father. I'm very impressed by him.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: I think my dad did want to punch bag, but
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: my mom was like, don't.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Embarrass it, of course, yes, yeah, they don't want embarrass you. Yeah,
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I love them all right, Well, congratulations on having such
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: great parents.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. Hopeing that little runt learned his lesson, Yeah,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I hope so. Probably don't though.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, probably not all right, Melissa, thanks for joining us.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Thank you okay, bye, all right you guys. That is
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: it for part one of this episode of Dirty Rush.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Stay tuned for part two.