Latest / Afternoon Tea Podcast / Ep. 120 - Retirements, Roasts & Random Orgasms
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- 0:10SPEAKER_02: Wada wada what uh party Welcome to afternoon tea with your girl Kill of it B where we sip spill and be messy Yeah Okay I was the only one screaming so that's why I went down now this week we drinking Capricio is that what it's called This is a terrible this is a terrible terrible terrible time to be a part of the afternoon tea part uh what we call ourselves studio audience, baby.
- 0:46SPEAKER_02: They got me in here drinking capricious bitches.
- 0:50SPEAKER_02: It ain't no shortage y'all pathetic.
- 0:54SPEAKER_02: Last week y'all had me drinking uh Starbucks tea.
- 0:59SPEAKER_02: What I was drinking, and it was on my ass in the comments.
- 1:02SPEAKER_03: A strawberry infused something.
- 1:04SPEAKER_02: That shit was net Man, that shit was nasty as hell.
- 1:07SPEAKER_02: I can't I talked about this already, but I can't believe y'all paying$7 for a refresher, bitch.
- 1:12SPEAKER_02: Was anything refreshing about not a goddamn thing, them old ass strawberries?
- 1:16SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, I ain't supposed to be cursing this earth.
- 1:17SPEAKER_02: Them old ass strawberries.
- 1:19SPEAKER_02: That shit was horrible.
- 1:20SPEAKER_02: I I did not want one of them strawberries to slip in my mouth.
- 1:22SPEAKER_02: And do y'all know the kind of things that's been in my mouth?
- 1:25SPEAKER_02: Anyway, child, keep saying that's crazy.
- 1:30SPEAKER_02: The things wasn't that crazy that been in my mouth.
- 1:33SPEAKER_02: Uh what's the worst thing that's been in your mouth?
- 1:36SPEAKER_03: Girl, please move on with your card.
- 1:39SPEAKER_02: Know what that means.
- 1:40SPEAKER_02: What's the worst thing that's in my mouth?
- 1:43SPEAKER_02: His name was uh His name.
- 1:46SPEAKER_02: What's the worst thing that's been in your mouth?
- 1:48SPEAKER_02: Production.
- 1:52SPEAKER_02: You be acting like that and eating ass.
- 1:55unknown: All right.
- 1:56SPEAKER_02: Surprise, surprise.
- 1:59SPEAKER_02: It's Wheezy F, baby, no pacify.
- 2:02SPEAKER_01: Actually, never mind.
- 2:04SPEAKER_01: Keep going.
- 2:07SPEAKER_02: We're gonna move.
- 2:08SPEAKER_02: I don't know what's happening in this studio audience.
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- 2:31SPEAKER_02: I just be talking shit about people and things online.
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- 2:35SPEAKER_02: Y'all know I'm the queen of summer.
- 2:36SPEAKER_02: I'm the Mariah Carey of summer, and summer is right around the we are we mad?
- 2:43SPEAKER_01: Just caught me off guard.
- 2:44SPEAKER_02: What caught you off guard about it, babe?
- 2:46SPEAKER_02: You see me outside popping pussy every summer.
- 2:48SPEAKER_02: We'll see.
- 2:49SPEAKER_01: It was the Mariah Carey of aspect of it.
- 2:52SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
- 2:53SPEAKER_02: I'm not Mariah Carey of Summer.
- 2:54SPEAKER_02: I'm throwing out right now.
- 2:55SPEAKER_02: I'm not the Mariah Carey of Summer.
- 2:57SPEAKER_03: Mariah Scary.
- 2:58SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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- 3:07SPEAKER_02: Now let's have a little capricio party.
- 3:12SPEAKER_02: All right, let's see what kind of mess we're getting in.
- 3:15SPEAKER_02: It's the same thing again.
- 3:16SPEAKER_02: Catching up with Killer?
- 3:18SPEAKER_02: Come to Chicago, goddamn.
- 3:20SPEAKER_02: The link has dropped.
- 3:22SPEAKER_02: Bring your big ass down to Chicago.
- 3:25SPEAKER_02: We're gonna have a good time, eat some really good food.
- 3:28SPEAKER_02: I'm going to Harold's at some point.
- 3:29SPEAKER_02: I don't give a damn what nobody says.
- 3:31SPEAKER_02: Maybe we go to Harold's Sunday night.
- 3:33SPEAKER_02: I fuck with that after the tea, but after the tea?
- 3:35SPEAKER_02: You going home after the tea?
- 3:37SPEAKER_03: Nah, I was thinking more like Friday night.
- 3:39SPEAKER_02: As soon as you get there.
- 3:41SPEAKER_02: We have a welcome dinner to go to.
- 3:43SPEAKER_02: You don't care about picking your clothes?
- 3:45SPEAKER_02: You don't care about picking your clothes?
- 3:47SPEAKER_02: Ah! Good point.
- 3:49SPEAKER_02: I'm wearing all spandex, bitch.
- 3:50SPEAKER_02: Just gonna feel now how I'm looking between me and God.
- 3:54SPEAKER_02: But if these people don't quit program me.
- 3:57SPEAKER_02: Okay, anyways.
- 3:59SPEAKER_02: Afternoon tea.
- 4:00SPEAKER_02: Killer's Tea Party is in Chicago again from August 7th through the 10th.
- 4:03SPEAKER_02: The first night we're having our welcome dinner.
- 4:06SPEAKER_02: Second day we're having a boat party.
- 4:08SPEAKER_02: Let me say this about the boat party.
- 4:09SPEAKER_02: To everybody that has shown interest, signed up, whatever.
- 4:13SPEAKER_02: Let me tell you something.
- 4:14SPEAKER_02: The boat is leaving on time.
- 4:18SPEAKER_02: This is a timed event.
- 4:20SPEAKER_02: Means that we're being charged by the time.
- 4:22SPEAKER_02: Number one.
- 4:23SPEAKER_02: Number two is not fair to the other passengers.
- 4:26SPEAKER_02: Ew.
- 4:27SPEAKER_02: See, that's what I give for talking shit.
- 4:29SPEAKER_02: Sorry, I bit the microphone.
- 4:31SPEAKER_02: You will get left.
- 4:33SPEAKER_02: I hate to say, I will get left.
- 4:36SPEAKER_02: Everybody will get left.
- 4:38SPEAKER_02: Please refer to the itinerary and be there at the time it says to be there.
- 4:43SPEAKER_02: This gives us enough time for everybody to dock, get on, get comfortable, make sure you're in the right spot.
- 4:49SPEAKER_02: When you get to the pier, you may be confused.
- 4:51SPEAKER_02: Please give yourself enough time.
- 4:53SPEAKER_02: We will leave you.
- 4:53SPEAKER_02: And the boat is non-refundable.
- 4:58SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna say that again.
- 4:59SPEAKER_02: Please be on time at the time on the itinerary, because the boat will leave you, and it is also non-refundable, friends.
- 5:07SPEAKER_02: I don't want to have to have an incident with nobody.
- 5:10SPEAKER_02: I just want to be honest with you.
- 5:11SPEAKER_02: We will leave you.
- 5:12SPEAKER_02: So please give yourself enough time.
- 5:14SPEAKER_02: If you need to get there early, because you normally a little ditzy and can't find your way like me, get there a little early.
- 5:20SPEAKER_02: Give yourself another 15-30 minutes.
- 5:22SPEAKER_02: Just please be early.
- 5:23SPEAKER_02: It's a sunset cruise.
- 5:25SPEAKER_02: So you got all day to recover from the night before.
- 5:28SPEAKER_02: Get you something to eat, get your clothes on, and get down to the pier.
- 5:31SPEAKER_02: Please do not be late.
- 5:32SPEAKER_02: We will leave you.
- 5:33SPEAKER_02: I'm so sorry.
- 5:34SPEAKER_02: They will leave me as instructed if need be.
- 5:37SPEAKER_02: Please get to the boat on time.
- 5:39SPEAKER_02: Then on Sunday, we have our afternoon tea.
- 5:41SPEAKER_02: We're gonna have an amazing time trying teas, doing other things at the tea, surprises, gifts, giveaways, all of that.
- 5:50SPEAKER_02: We're gonna have a really good time.
- 5:51SPEAKER_02: Check the link.
- 5:52SPEAKER_02: The link will drop, the link has dropped yesterday, and it will be on uh Instagram, YouTube, and Twitter.
- 5:58SPEAKER_02: Let's give it up for Killer's Tea Party in Chicago.
- 6:04SPEAKER_02: All right, now that we got that shit out the way.
- 6:08SPEAKER_02: No shade all tea hoes.
- 6:10SPEAKER_02: Candy Burris turns 50 years old.
- 6:14SPEAKER_02: I love me some Candy Burris, baby.
- 6:17SPEAKER_02: Candy Burris did an interview with the Atlanta Journal Constitution and said she.
- 6:21SPEAKER_02: I thought we were celebrating her birthday here.
- 6:24SPEAKER_02: It says she is not here from her divorce from last July.
- 6:28SPEAKER_02: They got divorced last July?
- 6:30SPEAKER_02: Did they separate or divorce last July?
- 6:33SPEAKER_03: That's a good question, but it's been a thing.
- 6:36SPEAKER_02: Since last July.
- 6:37SPEAKER_03: Because she said it's not having it hasn't even been a year yet.
- 6:39SPEAKER_02: Okay, all right.
- 6:42SPEAKER_02: Candy also recently let us know that there was some infidelity, which led to the divorce.
- 6:50SPEAKER_01: She's a Taurus.
- 6:52SPEAKER_02: What that mean?
- 6:54SPEAKER_01: I'm a Taurus, also What that mean?
- 6:58SPEAKER_02: Y'all cheat?
- 6:59SPEAKER_01: No, Candy didn't cheat.
- 7:01SPEAKER_02: Okay, so what does Taurus mean?
- 7:02SPEAKER_02: Come on, he too.
- 7:04SPEAKER_01: I just I feel like um I feel like she is pretty private up until the point where she can't be anymore.
- 7:13SPEAKER_01: And like, so it's it's kind of calculated too, like how much she lets people in.
- 7:17SPEAKER_01: I I like that about her.
- 7:18SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 7:18SPEAKER_02: Okay, all right.
- 7:19SPEAKER_02: I like that.
- 7:20SPEAKER_02: Here's my thing.
- 7:22SPEAKER_02: This is not particular to Candy.
- 7:25SPEAKER_02: This is why I tell women to stop, just stop.
- 7:29SPEAKER_02: You can have millions of dollars, you can have every business idea, you can be as decorated as Candy fucking Burris is.
- 7:38SPEAKER_02: You can fucking suck and swing from the ceiling, you can let your man fuck other bitches, y'all can do a freak show tour, and guess what?
- 7:44SPEAKER_02: Candy Burris let us know that infidelity is what led to the divorce.
- 7:51SPEAKER_02: At what point will people be happy with what they have at home?
- 7:55SPEAKER_02: Or change the home?
- 7:58SPEAKER_02: And that's on both ends.
- 8:00SPEAKER_02: At what point will people be happy with what I think a lot of the world's problems is because everybody is too motherfucking freaky.
- 8:07SPEAKER_02: If you dial back the freaky, when did that happen?
- 8:11SPEAKER_01: I have people always been that freaky, and we or it just feels like it's it's more horny in the air now.
- 8:18SPEAKER_02: Like I don't I feel like people used to be ashamed to be so horny.
- 8:22SPEAKER_01: Okay, then that that makes sense.
- 8:24SPEAKER_02: Now nobody is ashamed.
- 8:26SPEAKER_02: Why, why?
- 8:27SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it seems like one person cracked open that door and everybody was like, oh, I've been waiting to talk about this.
- 8:32SPEAKER_02: And it's like, you know, yeah, like what the fuck are y'all doing?
- 8:36SPEAKER_02: Like doing a lot, but it's funny to me what people deem things that they should share and that they shouldn't share.
- 8:42SPEAKER_02: Because a motherfucker tell you they had a threesome, but they won't say they had a yeast effective.
- 8:45SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's just it's just it's just weird.
- 8:47SPEAKER_02: It's just weird.
- 8:48SPEAKER_02: And why the fuck are threesomes always presumed to be two women and one man?
- 8:53SPEAKER_02: Why you and your man ain't never fucking another man together?
- 8:56SPEAKER_02: Or you getting fucked by both of them?
- 9:00SPEAKER_01: They do.
- 9:01SPEAKER_02: No, not a heterosexual, no.
- 9:03SPEAKER_02: Mm-mm.
- 9:05SPEAKER_03: That's when they start calling it swingers.
- 9:07SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 9:08SPEAKER_03: When they start saying that, or swingers, that's when another dick.
- 9:10SPEAKER_01: Yeah, why you say it so hard?
- 9:12SPEAKER_01: Swingers.
- 9:13SPEAKER_02: Which have y'all ever swung before?
- 9:16SPEAKER_03: No.
- 9:16SPEAKER_01: Well, I did and didn't realize it, but switch!
- 9:20SPEAKER_02: Did y'all ever swing?
- 9:25SPEAKER_02: Another story, another story for another day.
- 9:28SPEAKER_02: Have you ever swung before?
- 9:32SPEAKER_02: What that mean?
- 9:33SPEAKER_02: This is the time you succeed.
- 9:35SPEAKER_02: That's what I was telling you the other day.
- 9:36SPEAKER_02: You be trying to make these little girls be a wife.
- 9:38SPEAKER_02: This is the time y'all supposed to be doing shit like that.
- 9:42SPEAKER_02: Be a wife.
- 9:43SPEAKER_02: She wow, I got enough pussy to believe me, sweetie.
- 9:46SPEAKER_02: I got enough to feed the needy.
- 9:48SPEAKER_02: You're 23.
- 9:49SPEAKER_02: Go have a swinging contest or something.
- 9:51SPEAKER_02: Protect it, safe, consensual.
- 9:55SPEAKER_01: I guess that's a good point.
- 9:57SPEAKER_01: Don't wait until later.
- 9:59SPEAKER_02: Todd is 50 something years old and just lost his bitch.
- 10:02SPEAKER_02: He should have.
- 10:04SPEAKER_02: Swing! Swing it! Swing it now.
- 10:06SPEAKER_02: Swing it.
- 10:08SPEAKER_02: I'm saying if you're ever gonna do it, I believe now is the time when you're younger to do, just get it out the way.
- 10:15SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't want to have another one night.
- 10:17SPEAKER_02: I don't feel like doing that no more.
- 10:19SPEAKER_02: It was edgy, quirky, then now please get away from me, sir.
- 10:25SPEAKER_02: Please, please get you and that dick away from me.
- 10:30SPEAKER_02: But my point is, you can do all of that, and motherfuckers still infidelity.
- 10:34SPEAKER_02: What's the word?
- 10:40SPEAKER_02: It wasn't that infideling.
- 10:45SPEAKER_02: It's a verb, infideling.
- 10:49SPEAKER_02: However, Candy celebrates her 50th birthday in Bangkok, her first birthday as a single woman in 12 years.
- 10:57SPEAKER_02: So what do you do?
- 10:58SPEAKER_02: Well, ain't nobody to fuck in Bangkok.
- 11:00SPEAKER_02: And she doesn't, you know what I found out recently?
- 11:02SPEAKER_02: She don't drink.
- 11:02SPEAKER_02: See, you really, she really psychotic.
- 11:04SPEAKER_02: So you that damn freaky and you sober.
- 11:08SPEAKER_02: She got a now, she scares me for real.
- 11:10SPEAKER_02: I fuck with you, Candy, the long way.
- 11:12SPEAKER_02: But being sober and being that horny, I don't know, friend.
- 11:16SPEAKER_02: I hey, it's a disconnect somewhere.
- 11:18SPEAKER_01: She got like a room downstairs.
- 11:20SPEAKER_02: She said she had a freak room.
- 11:22SPEAKER_01: Oh, see, I uh see, you was being funny.
- 11:24SPEAKER_02: Didn't she have a freak room?
- 11:26SPEAKER_03: Well, she said she had a dungeon.
- 11:27SPEAKER_03: She did not.
- 11:28SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
- 11:29SPEAKER_02: Now I don't believe at all that she tried to drug nobody.
- 11:32SPEAKER_02: That I don't believe, but I believe your freaky ass had that dungeon.
- 11:35SPEAKER_02: I don't know if that's the right room, but I definitely believe they had them a little freak, uh a little freak bunker.
- 11:41SPEAKER_02: Dungeon is such a strong.
- 11:42SPEAKER_02: Yeah, dungeon.
- 11:43SPEAKER_02: I don't like dungeon, because that sounds like you holding people captive.
- 11:46SPEAKER_02: I don't like that word.
- 11:47SPEAKER_02: Yes, that was.
- 11:48SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I definitely think you had a freak room where y'all can go and get away from uh them kids.
- 11:52SPEAKER_02: Mama Joyce, because I know she was always in y'all business, and them aunties.
- 11:56SPEAKER_02: Y'all was downstairs.
- 11:57SPEAKER_02: Just like uh Rocky and Rihanna was in that trailer when that lady started shooting.
- 12:00SPEAKER_02: They was in there getting high and fucking.
- 12:02SPEAKER_03: The kids were present.
- 12:04SPEAKER_02: That's why they was in the trailer.
- 12:06SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
- 12:07SPEAKER_03: That's they okay.
- 12:08SPEAKER_02: Why else would they be sitting in a trailer park that they drop?
- 12:12SPEAKER_02: Ah, they was sitting there smoking and fucking.
- 12:15SPEAKER_02: And I like that.
- 12:16SPEAKER_02: If I was rich, that's the type of that's the kind of resources richness gives you.
- 12:20SPEAKER_02: You can have a whole trailer where we go fuck, smoke, and be quiet, and get some peace and quiet.
- 12:25SPEAKER_02: Inside the house was a cook, a nanny, and her mama.
- 12:28SPEAKER_02: They was 100% in that trailer fucking.
- 12:30SPEAKER_02: And I feel like that's what Candy had.
- 12:31SPEAKER_02: And I love that and I respect that.
- 12:33SPEAKER_02: But see, they be innee bredy.
- 12:35SPEAKER_02: You sober and freaky, Candy.
- 12:36SPEAKER_02: Now, that's that that took me by surprise right there.
- 12:39SPEAKER_02: This is what the card says, not me.
- 12:41SPEAKER_02: Ty short, lame ass, wished her happy birthday on IG with the caption, I wish you health, wealth, peace, and happiness.
- 12:46SPEAKER_02: No, you don't, bitch.
- 12:48SPEAKER_02: That's what the card says.
- 12:50SPEAKER_02: If you cheated on me, if you cheated on me, please do me one favor and leave me the fuck alone, bro.
- 12:58SPEAKER_03: That's all I ask.
- 13:01SPEAKER_03: Stop antagonizing me.
- 13:03SPEAKER_02: You made a choice.
- 13:06SPEAKER_02: And infidelity is never, in my opinion, one instance.
- 13:10SPEAKER_02: I don't believe out of it was a one and done.
- 13:13SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 13:13SPEAKER_03: Hell no.
- 13:14SPEAKER_02: No, I don't believe that.
- 13:15SPEAKER_02: Out of all these kids, businesses, shit intertwined, ain't nobody catch their nigga cheating one time and be like.
- 13:23SPEAKER_02: Oh.
- 13:24SPEAKER_03: No, that's not a bad thing.
- 13:26SPEAKER_02: What you trying to say?
- 13:28SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
- 13:32SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
- 13:32SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 13:32SPEAKER_01: That's kind of what I was saying earlier.
- 13:34SPEAKER_03: Yeah, before they tell you to get the fuck on.
- 13:35SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm sure it wasn't a one-and-done thing.
- 13:38SPEAKER_02: If you catch your man cheating once, are you leaving?
- 13:40SPEAKER_03: Probably not.
- 13:41SPEAKER_01: And then it wasn't probably just cheating, he's probably tricking them too.
- 13:44SPEAKER_01: Cause I mean, giving them money.
- 13:45SPEAKER_03: I think there's a whole lot of things.
- 13:46SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 13:46SPEAKER_02: Bitch, I know you ain't giving no bitch my money.
- 13:49SPEAKER_01: Right, exactly.
- 13:50SPEAKER_02: Let me tell y'all something.
- 13:52SPEAKER_02: I play so many ways with people that I date.
- 13:54SPEAKER_02: I play a lot of ways.
- 13:55SPEAKER_02: I let them say a lot of things that I shouldn't.
- 13:57SPEAKER_02: I know, I know, I know.
- 13:58SPEAKER_02: I'm working on myself.
- 13:59SPEAKER_02: But you see, you let me tell you something.
- 14:01SPEAKER_02: Money.
- 14:04SPEAKER_02: Money is right when I come to my motherfucking senses.
- 14:07SPEAKER_02: You can get me in.
- 14:09SPEAKER_02: You can trick me so.
- 14:11SPEAKER_02: And I never want to say never because everybody thinks that, oh, it could never be me.
- 14:15SPEAKER_02: But you can play with me so many ways.
- 14:19SPEAKER_02: I'm talking about so many.
- 14:21SPEAKER_03: Expound on that.
- 14:22SPEAKER_03: What with money exactly?
- 14:24SPEAKER_03: Him spending his money on.
- 14:26SPEAKER_03: Asking me for some money.
- 14:28SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 14:28SPEAKER_03: All the things money.
- 14:29SPEAKER_02: Needing some money from me.
- 14:31SPEAKER_02: Just anything, money.
- 14:33SPEAKER_02: Soon as money, I'm not laughing.
- 14:35SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm sweet as possible.
- 14:36SPEAKER_02: The thing is, you can probably get some things out of me.
- 14:38SPEAKER_02: Like if you say you need a computer for work, maybe you might give me, but as soon as you say, can you give me$300 to buy a computer?
- 14:45SPEAKER_02: Hold on, nigga.
- 14:48SPEAKER_02: Hold on, you broke ass bitch.
- 14:50SPEAKER_02: Don't ask me.
- 14:51SPEAKER_02: I know you asked me for no money, is your bitch?
- 14:53SPEAKER_02: Ask your motherfucking mama.
- 14:54SPEAKER_02: I don't play like that.
- 14:55SPEAKER_02: You a grown ass man, Todd.
- 14:57SPEAKER_02: I know you ain't tricking with my money.
- 14:59SPEAKER_02: Mama Joyce, do y'all think Mama Joyce was right?
- 15:02SPEAKER_01: That's all I had a scheme.
- 15:05SPEAKER_02: Ah you said that about Todd.
- 15:08SPEAKER_02: Todd's whole life changed by dating Candy Burris, bro.
- 15:14SPEAKER_03: Do you know who can list all the things that she I sit here doing?
- 15:18SPEAKER_03: You know I will! Successful business ventures that she's had, like the Candy Burris.
- 15:25SPEAKER_01: The bears for you Candy Burris, bro.
- 15:28SPEAKER_01: I didn't realize Candy Candy Mama, Mama Joyce is probably not letting up on Candy S like.
- 15:35SPEAKER_01: I told you so.
- 15:36SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and true black mama phone.
- 15:37SPEAKER_02: You know what?
- 15:38SPEAKER_02: They saw her in Mama Joyce outside of some building, and Candy has said that Mama Joyce has actually been very supportive and very nice throughout this process.
- 15:45SPEAKER_02: You're supposed to say I think no, you know, you know Candy a little.
- 15:48SPEAKER_02: Candy talked too damn much.
- 15:50SPEAKER_03: Mama Joyce is crazy, but her baby is hurt.
- 15:52SPEAKER_03: I know, I think she knows when to tone it down.
- 15:54SPEAKER_02: Yeah, for now.
- 15:55SPEAKER_02: But you better believe as soon as Candy over this and on to her next situation, she's gonna be like, I told you with the last one now.
- 16:00SPEAKER_02: She's gonna pull that coat.
- 16:02SPEAKER_02: But I think she letting uh I think she's letting it ride now because Candy feelings are probably, of course, really, really hurt.
- 16:08SPEAKER_02: But sometimes, a lot of times, people around you be right, bro.
- 16:13unknown: Yeah.
- 16:14SPEAKER_02: People are you don't realize how crazy you sound, look, whatever, until you out of it.
- 16:19SPEAKER_03: Then you be like, why the fuck did y'all let me sit in there for you had friends say things to you about your relationship that you didn't see, or yes.
- 16:29SPEAKER_03: If you just said once you were out of it, you was looking at us like, why the fuck y'all ain't say nothing?
- 16:33SPEAKER_03: Has it been both?
- 16:34SPEAKER_03: What?
- 16:34SPEAKER_02: Yes, but I for me, a lot of times with me, it's approach.
- 16:37SPEAKER_02: It's not what you say, but how you say it.
- 16:39SPEAKER_02: The tone.
- 16:40SPEAKER_02: I don't think you telling anybody they're a dumb bitch is gonna help.
- 16:43SPEAKER_02: It's not gonna help.
- 16:44SPEAKER_02: They already feel dumb, they know they're dumb, or whatever the case may be.
- 16:47SPEAKER_02: So it's not gonna help.
- 16:48SPEAKER_02: I think it's all about approach.
- 16:50SPEAKER_02: And I also think you gotta know when to jump in.
- 16:53SPEAKER_02: Like, you gotta know when to jump in.
- 16:56SPEAKER_02: I've been on the other side, I have friends that are saying, the crazy he told you what he said he was well, and it just sounds crazy as hell to me.
- 17:06SPEAKER_02: But if you listen, when people are telling you stuff like that, you can tell you can hear them hearing themselves.
- 17:12SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 17:13SPEAKER_02: Have you ever done that?
- 17:14SPEAKER_02: Like you're telling somebody what this motherfucker did to you or what your job said, or whatever.
- 17:17SPEAKER_02: Just an all city, what your friend did, and it is it's registering to you as you're saying it out loud.
- 17:23SPEAKER_02: So sometimes I may not say anything directly, but I'll ask probing questions to help them see, friend, come on now.
- 17:32SPEAKER_02: So I think it's not what you say, it's how you say it, but I've definitely been in that situation where people say, hey, friend, that's not really it.
- 17:39SPEAKER_02: But me, I'm very honest with people.
- 17:40SPEAKER_02: I tell people, I tell anybody, I'm not done with a motherfucker until I'm done with them.
- 17:44SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
- 17:45SPEAKER_03: It's it's not you want to hear that from your friends or no?
- 17:50SPEAKER_02: Yes and no.
- 17:52SPEAKER_02: Yes and no.
- 17:53SPEAKER_03: Again, just the tone, the approach, the timing.
- 17:55SPEAKER_02: I mean, if you know somebody is not ready to leave their person today, what's the point in beating them down every time they want to talk about it?
- 18:02SPEAKER_02: It's really no point in that.
- 18:03SPEAKER_02: Just let them feel the things.
- 18:05SPEAKER_02: Because, bitch, your day gonna come or has already come.
- 18:08SPEAKER_02: So let them feel the things, let them, you know, da da da.
- 18:11SPEAKER_02: I don't really get assertive with people until I feel like it's some type of abuse.
- 18:16SPEAKER_02: Becoming a little dangerous.
- 18:17SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 18:18SPEAKER_02: Then my my patience gets very, very thin.
- 18:22SPEAKER_02: And not for them, for the situation.
- 18:25SPEAKER_02: And now I want to help you get yourself out of this.
- 18:27SPEAKER_02: But if it's just normal, he answered the phone and I call three times, yeah, let her get that off her chest.
- 18:32SPEAKER_02: She's not leaving him.
- 18:33SPEAKER_02: She's gonna call three more times, friend.
- 18:34SPEAKER_02: She just been just let her get it out and leave her alone.
- 18:39SPEAKER_01: I need to save up my mad at this nigga.
- 18:41SPEAKER_01: Like, because sometimes you sometimes you will like you'll be if you run to bat at every situation that causes that friend in the relationship some discomfort.
- 18:52SPEAKER_01: Then by the end, when it when you really need to show up, you deplete it.
- 18:55SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 18:55SPEAKER_01: So I save up my I'm mad at this.
- 18:57SPEAKER_02: Right.
- 18:58SPEAKER_02: I save up my I'm finna come get you.
- 19:00SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I save up.
- 19:01SPEAKER_02: Do you need some money to get out of there?
- 19:03SPEAKER_02: I save up, do you need a ride?
- 19:04SPEAKER_02: I'm saving it.
- 19:06SPEAKER_02: Now, what we on?
- 19:07SPEAKER_03: That's a good point.
- 19:08SPEAKER_03: That's the first instance.
- 19:08SPEAKER_03: I'm done with that nigga.
- 19:11SPEAKER_02: He did what too?
- 19:16SPEAKER_02: No, just save it up, friend.
- 19:17SPEAKER_02: You know the first time she's not leaving.
- 19:19SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 19:20SPEAKER_02: Whatever it is.
- 19:20SPEAKER_02: He didn't, he said he was gonna take her somewhere, he didn't take her, she not going nowhere.
- 19:23SPEAKER_02: She wants to see if he ever gonna take her.
- 19:25SPEAKER_02: So it's no need.
- 19:26SPEAKER_02: I hate this what I hate.
- 19:27SPEAKER_02: When you call a bitch and it's every time it's you just ain't the Yeah.
- 19:32SPEAKER_01: No, that is abuse.
- 19:33SPEAKER_01: That is abuse.
- 19:35SPEAKER_01: I'm like you.
- 19:36SPEAKER_01: You said that you ask questions.
- 19:37SPEAKER_01: I will say, okay, now, friend, I say this with love.
- 19:39SPEAKER_01: Hold your hand like.
- 19:41SPEAKER_02: I'm but hold your hand when I say it.
- 19:42SPEAKER_01: But love it.
- 19:44SPEAKER_01: Have you considered this?
- 19:45SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 19:45SPEAKER_02: Have you considered getting the fuck on?
- 19:47SPEAKER_01: And look, if you if you go far enough and you start like uh hey, listen, I understand.
- 19:53SPEAKER_02: But here's my thing.
- 19:54SPEAKER_02: What do you do when you have a friend that does that every single time does what?
- 19:59SPEAKER_03: Make up excuses for what she just told you?
- 20:02SPEAKER_03: Take up for him after right after she just told you that he slammed the door in her face or something.
- 20:08SPEAKER_03: Well, I did.
- 20:08SPEAKER_03: I was walking through.
- 20:09SPEAKER_01: Then I then I don't I don't ask you anything about y'all.
- 20:12SPEAKER_01: I'm not going on dope a date with y'all.
- 20:14SPEAKER_01: I don't say how y'all doing.
- 20:15SPEAKER_01: I don't ask about him.
- 20:19SPEAKER_02: But what what point can it get to?
- 20:21SPEAKER_02: You talking about him, then I'll chime in and you attack me.
- 20:24SPEAKER_03: Attack me.
- 20:25SPEAKER_03: I hate that too.
- 20:27SPEAKER_02: I thought you just said you hate that nigga.
- 20:29SPEAKER_02: Me too.
- 20:33SPEAKER_02: I thought we was bonding.
- 20:37SPEAKER_02: Anyway, shout out to Big Candy, not the little one.
- 20:39SPEAKER_02: I love me some candy.
- 20:40SPEAKER_02: I'm interested to see what happens next in her story.
- 20:43SPEAKER_02: I hope she finds her somebody with some damn sense.
- 20:45SPEAKER_02: What?
- 20:46SPEAKER_03: Do you want her to start dating again?
- 20:47SPEAKER_02: I do.
- 20:48SPEAKER_02: I do.
- 20:48SPEAKER_02: Life is for the living, baby.
- 20:49SPEAKER_02: Fuck all that.
- 20:50SPEAKER_02: I mean, I do think it's been a year now.
- 20:54SPEAKER_02: She done filter things.
- 20:55SPEAKER_02: Get outside, baby.
- 20:56SPEAKER_02: Get outside.
- 20:57SPEAKER_02: Because the alternative is what?
- 20:59SPEAKER_03: And have fun.
- 21:00SPEAKER_03: Because she's bisexual.
- 21:01SPEAKER_03: So have fun.
- 21:02SPEAKER_02: I think she is gonna date a woman next.
- 21:03SPEAKER_03: I hope so.
- 21:04SPEAKER_02: I think that's what's in her cards.
- 21:06SPEAKER_03: Try it out.
- 21:06SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 21:07SPEAKER_02: Fully dating them, not just fucking them.
- 21:08SPEAKER_02: Maybe she's fully dating a woman.
- 21:09SPEAKER_02: I'm not aware.
- 21:10SPEAKER_02: But from my knowledge, has you do you know she's ever dated a woman?
- 21:13SPEAKER_02: Dated a woman, not fucking them?
- 21:15SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 21:15SPEAKER_02: I think she's gonna do a little pusher next.
- 21:18SPEAKER_02: I hope so.
- 21:19SPEAKER_02: Get out there.
- 21:19SPEAKER_02: Do something.
- 21:20SPEAKER_02: I wish I like.
- 21:21SPEAKER_02: Anyway, we ain't going to today.
- 21:23SPEAKER_02: Uh Pam Greer's orgasms last for three days.
- 21:30SPEAKER_02: That's what the cards say, ma'am.
- 21:31SPEAKER_02: I'm not underneath your clothes, the card.
- 21:34SPEAKER_02: Legendary actress Pam Greer sat down with Wiser Than Me podcast.
- 21:37SPEAKER_02: Can she come on here and talk to me about her orgasms?
- 21:40SPEAKER_02: Let's spill tea.
- 21:41SPEAKER_02: What's tea, Miss Greer?
- 21:42SPEAKER_02: When asked if she still feels young, Miss Pam responded, yes.
- 21:46SPEAKER_02: When you're my age, you have one orgasm and it'll last three days.
- 21:49SPEAKER_02: You just have to be prepared.
- 21:52SPEAKER_02: I am prepared, bitch.
- 21:53SPEAKER_02: Where is that?
- 21:54SPEAKER_02: I've been waiting all my life for this.
- 22:00SPEAKER_02: Anybody ever experienced a lingering orgasm?
- 22:02SPEAKER_02: Hey, you over there.
- 22:03SPEAKER_02: Have you ever experienced a lingering?
- 22:04SPEAKER_02: He looking around.
- 22:05SPEAKER_02: Have you ever experienced a lingering orgasm?
- 22:09SPEAKER_02: Okay, no.
- 22:10SPEAKER_02: Pussy night bomb.
- 22:12SPEAKER_02: She's 76.
- 22:14SPEAKER_02: You never had no pussy that good.
- 22:16SPEAKER_02: You ain't eat that the orgasm.
- 22:18SPEAKER_02: I'm just playing.
- 22:21SPEAKER_02: You a push to start that motherfucker.
- 22:24SPEAKER_02: Her shit lasted three days.
- 22:26SPEAKER_02: You ain't gotta push starting Miss Greel's pussy, baby.
- 22:29SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 22:30SPEAKER_02: Has anybody ever had a lingering orgasm?
- 22:33SPEAKER_03: No, but I'm trying to see what that be like.
- 22:36SPEAKER_02: I'm over you.
- 22:38SPEAKER_02: Have you ever had a lingering orgasm?
- 22:40SPEAKER_01: No.
- 22:40SPEAKER_01: I don't know what a lingering orgasm for a man would be.
- 22:43SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't, like, how does it linger?
- 22:47SPEAKER_01: Like, how does it linger?
- 22:48SPEAKER_01: Like, that's that's the valid question.
- 22:50SPEAKER_02: She said it lasts for four days.
- 22:52SPEAKER_02: Maybe her pussy be thriving for three days.
- 22:54SPEAKER_02: Sorry, I'll add it a day.
- 22:55SPEAKER_01: You gotta leak in that old building.
- 22:57SPEAKER_02: See, y'all keep trying to talk about my girl pussy.
- 23:00SPEAKER_02: I don't like I don't like that.
- 23:01SPEAKER_03: They're trying to aid Shane.
- 23:03SPEAKER_03: I don't like that.
- 23:05SPEAKER_02: That's a big that's a big that's a big pussy right there lasting for three days.
- 23:09SPEAKER_02: I it's good pussy goes, Miss Greer.
- 23:11SPEAKER_02: I want to be like you when I go.
- 23:15SPEAKER_02: She lives in Colorado, so who fucking her?
- 23:19SPEAKER_02: I'ma fuck Pam Grill right now.
- 23:20SPEAKER_02: Have you ever seen Pam Grill?
- 23:23SPEAKER_01: He just said he's talking about.
- 23:24SPEAKER_02: Oh, he don't know who he's talking about.
- 23:26SPEAKER_02: He don't know who we're talking about.
- 23:27SPEAKER_01: Showing him ain't even gonna make a 23.
- 23:30SPEAKER_01: It don't matter.
- 23:30SPEAKER_01: No, if he sees Pam Grill, bro.
- 23:34SPEAKER_02: I'm fuck you a fuck Pam Grill if you'll fucking.
- 23:37SPEAKER_02: I will fuck Pam Grill right now.
- 23:39SPEAKER_03: Pam runs circles around Nia.
- 23:41SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she really does.
- 23:42SPEAKER_02: She was an actress in black exportation.
- 23:44SPEAKER_02: I'm probably y'all know I can't pronounce shit, but black exportation films.
- 23:48SPEAKER_02: You know the you know have you ever seen Dolomites?
- 23:50SPEAKER_03: The first Foxy Brown, right?
- 23:52SPEAKER_02: Yes, man.
- 23:54SPEAKER_02: He's he's 14, y'all.
- 23:57SPEAKER_02: Um do your Google, young nigga.
- 23:59SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to figure out if I want to give y'all some of my tea or not.
- 24:01unknown: Oh Lord.
- 24:04SPEAKER_03: What you fucked a seven-year-old nigga?
- 24:07SPEAKER_03: Excuse me.
- 24:09SPEAKER_03: Of course.
- 24:10SPEAKER_02: No, just okay.
- 24:12SPEAKER_02: That does it.
- 24:13SPEAKER_02: I'm not giving y'all my tea.
- 24:14SPEAKER_02: Anyways, rapper Lotto is retiring.
- 24:18SPEAKER_02: Lotto hosted her first ever Big Mama's Day for over 150 pregnant and expected mothers with gifts, diapers, baby clothes, etc.
- 24:26SPEAKER_02: Two days before, Lotto tweeted, 529, my retirement amber.
- 24:30SPEAKER_02: Thank you for everything.
- 24:34SPEAKER_02: How old is Lotto?
- 24:37SPEAKER_03: 25.
- 24:39unknown: Okay.
- 24:43SPEAKER_03: 27, sorry.
- 24:47SPEAKER_02: A couple years ago, Lotto stated she was ready to quit and become a wife and mom.
- 24:54SPEAKER_02: Thoughts, comments, concerns?
- 24:57SPEAKER_01: What does retirement look like at 20?
- 24:59SPEAKER_01: 27, 27.
- 25:01SPEAKER_01: Because I know you a name, but you ain't that big of a name, right?
- 25:04SPEAKER_01: Like, so like what does that really look like?
- 25:06SPEAKER_01: And not even that, like retirement where you still do concerts and right, and not even that.
- 25:11SPEAKER_03: Like, are you done giving us your all in that genre in your rap career?
- 25:15SPEAKER_03: Like, was that your best?
- 25:17SPEAKER_01: What do you do?
- 25:25SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 25:26SPEAKER_03: You can move on if you need to, friend.
- 25:27SPEAKER_03: It's okay.
- 25:29SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna say this and I'ma go.
- 25:31SPEAKER_02: I just don't understand what these young girls.
- 25:36SPEAKER_02: She's only 27 now.
- 25:37SPEAKER_02: The card says a couple years ago she wants to quit to be a wife and mom.
- 25:42SPEAKER_02: I just don't understand why these young, rich, fine ass girls are rushing to be somebody's wife and somebody's mom.
- 25:54SPEAKER_02: Everything sounds so cliche because you're 27 right now, or you're 23 right now, but you literally have your whole life ahead of you to do that shit.
- 26:06SPEAKER_02: Everybody, whether you're rich, whether you're in college, just trying to get it, whatever, use your 20s as a fucking research lab.
- 26:15SPEAKER_02: Like really use it and try everything you can try.
- 26:19SPEAKER_02: Like, besides that, like why what are y'all doing?
- 26:25SPEAKER_02: When I was 27, all I want to do is be fine and rich, bitch.
- 26:28SPEAKER_02: So I could go outside.
- 26:30SPEAKER_02: And not even, I don't even mean a club.
- 26:32SPEAKER_02: I just mean outside to do things, to meet people, have experiences, a wife and a mom.
- 26:39SPEAKER_02: You friend, retirement, it's no shade, it's no tea.
- 26:44SPEAKER_02: I don't want to call nobody pockets because I know Ms.
- 26:46SPEAKER_02: Lotto got more money than me, but babe, retirement.
- 26:52SPEAKER_02: You're not a Roth child, you're not a Rockefeller, you're not a Roosevelt, you're not a Nose.
- 26:58SPEAKER_02: Babe, you got to go to work, especially with a child.
- 27:03SPEAKER_02: Then the daddy know he got four kids and a wife.
- 27:08SPEAKER_02: Hopefully, this is a little marketing black album thing that we're talking about, but honestly, I don't think so.
- 27:14SPEAKER_02: You don't think so?
- 27:15SPEAKER_02: No.
- 27:16SPEAKER_00: You think she really that that delusional?
- 27:19SPEAKER_02: I mean, a lot of I mean I mean at 27, you are delusional.
- 27:23SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 27:25SPEAKER_03: This delusional?
- 27:26SPEAKER_01: Imagine.
- 27:27SPEAKER_01: Then then I just feel like we have.
- 27:32SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 27:34SPEAKER_02: I just feel like we have taken so many steps back as women.
- 27:39SPEAKER_02: Like we, and it's this is not just about her.
- 27:43SPEAKER_02: I just see young girls online in general.
- 27:45SPEAKER_02: That's it's like that's what they aspiring to be, and that's where it ends.
- 27:49SPEAKER_02: It's like it kind of scares me a little bit.
- 27:52SPEAKER_02: Like it's really scary.
- 27:56SPEAKER_02: I just don't understand.
- 27:57SPEAKER_02: I, you know, to each his own.
- 28:00SPEAKER_02: Maybe it's not my business, but I just don't get it.
- 28:03SPEAKER_02: But anywho, we got more shit on.
- 28:04SPEAKER_03: We hope it's not true.
- 28:05SPEAKER_03: Keep going.
- 28:06SPEAKER_02: We hope what not true.
- 28:08SPEAKER_03: Retire that she wants to retire.
- 28:09SPEAKER_01: No, we just hope she just keeps making money.
- 28:12SPEAKER_01: She can retire.
- 28:13SPEAKER_02: But how she gonna keep making money?
- 28:16SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 28:17SPEAKER_01: Maybe she owns a checkers or something.
- 28:19SPEAKER_01: Do something, do something.
- 28:20SPEAKER_02: But yeah, hopefully this ain't the congratulations on the bundle of joy.
- 28:25SPEAKER_02: All right.
- 28:26SPEAKER_02: Now, Drake dropped three albums.
- 28:27SPEAKER_02: Anybody listen?
- 28:29SPEAKER_03: I try my hardest.
- 28:31SPEAKER_03: I listened to two songs.
- 28:33SPEAKER_02: You listen to two songs out of three albums?
- 28:36SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 28:43SPEAKER_01: He won the three one.
- 28:50SPEAKER_02: Did you listen to that?
- 28:53SPEAKER_02: Did you like it?
- 28:55SPEAKER_02: He listened to Iceman for those who can't hear him.
- 28:57SPEAKER_02: What?
- 28:59SPEAKER_02: Three songs, it's like 15 songs on there.
- 29:02SPEAKER_02: 18 songs on Iceman alone?
- 29:04SPEAKER_02: Three out of eighteen songs.
- 29:11SPEAKER_02: Okay, that's that's actually a good thing.
- 29:13SPEAKER_02: You should sit with music and but off of first listens.
- 29:18SPEAKER_01: I I can't remember the name.
- 29:19SPEAKER_01: I know I believe Iceman was one of the ones, but no, it sounded real mad, like bitter.
- 29:24SPEAKER_01: Bitter, like bitter.
- 29:25SPEAKER_01: That's what I mean.
- 29:26SPEAKER_01: Not mad.
- 29:27SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 29:27SPEAKER_02: Drake recently dropped three albums: Iceman, Made of Honor, and Habiti?
- 29:33SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 29:34SPEAKER_02: Iceman is a rap album full of shots at rappers, celebs, and athletes.
- 29:37SPEAKER_02: Habiti is an RB album, and Made of Honor is a personal project of childhood memories.
- 29:43SPEAKER_03: Oh you get that from your listen?
- 29:46SPEAKER_03: Did you listen?
- 29:48SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 29:48SPEAKER_03: Okay, how do you feel about the albums?
- 29:55SPEAKER_02: I feel like I wanted to hear more rap.
- 29:58SPEAKER_02: Everything sounds like one long singing song to me.
- 30:01SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
- 30:02SPEAKER_02: I feel like after what's happened in the last two years, it should have been dome shots at niggas.
- 30:07SPEAKER_02: Like it should have been like, ooh, ether level.
- 30:10SPEAKER_02: Water at people call in the the the ghostwriters, call whoever you need to call.
- 30:16SPEAKER_02: If you're gonna drop three albums, they gotta be some heat.
- 30:19SPEAKER_02: I feel like he was just trying to get out of that deal.
- 30:23SPEAKER_02: But at least one of those three albums should have been 100% fire.
- 30:26SPEAKER_01: It sounded like a portrait slam.
- 30:29SPEAKER_02: It sounds like something.
- 30:30SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like like it's all like that's a good way to put it.
- 30:34SPEAKER_01: That like it's all it sounded like one big song.
- 30:36SPEAKER_02: It sounded like one long song.
- 30:37SPEAKER_02: I didn't get a summer anthem out of there, which I thought that we would.
- 30:40SPEAKER_02: I was ready to fake hate the albums, but no, I think my hate is.
- 30:45SPEAKER_02: I'm just kidding.
- 30:46SPEAKER_02: Um, I was expecting a sum.
- 30:48SPEAKER_02: Did anybody pick a summer anthem out of the songs?
- 30:51unknown: Make them pay.
- 30:53SPEAKER_03: Make them pay is what our engineer said.
- 30:56SPEAKER_02: What, slap the booty?
- 30:57SPEAKER_02: The song I'ma slap your booty so it's red?
- 31:00SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
- 31:00SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go listen to Make Them Pay.
- 31:02SPEAKER_02: But I didn't hear, and I actually I'm one of people that like all the stupid Drake songs that nobody else like like uh what's that song?
- 31:07SPEAKER_02: Chicken Head Slide, what was that song called What's that song, something slide?
- 31:12SPEAKER_03: It was a TikTok song.
- 31:14SPEAKER_02: Tussy Slide was my motherfucking shit.
- 31:17SPEAKER_02: Ate that down, yes.
- 31:18SPEAKER_02: So y'all can see the type of Drake songs that I like, and I still couldn't find nothing out of all three albums.
- 31:25SPEAKER_02: Any replay value for anybody?
- 31:28SPEAKER_02: Well, all right.
- 31:31SPEAKER_02: Wow, this is crazy.
- 31:33SPEAKER_02: Three Drake albums and his crickets.
- 31:35unknown: I still need a little bit more time.
- 31:37SPEAKER_03: Man, that shit was a three-pack of ass.
- 31:40SPEAKER_03: Hey, say what it is.
- 31:42SPEAKER_03: That shit is ass.
- 31:44SPEAKER_02: When Ovios sends them black trucks outside for you, you ain't gonna better get into Canada.
- 31:51SPEAKER_02: They're gonna stop you at the book.
- 31:53SPEAKER_02: We kind of need Canada right now.
- 31:57SPEAKER_02: I fuck with Tim Hortons, pitute.
- 31:59SPEAKER_02: What's that shit they beating with them fries?
- 32:01SPEAKER_02: What's it called?
- 32:02SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you're talking about, but you the fries with the gravy pitute.
- 32:05SPEAKER_02: What is called?
- 32:08SPEAKER_02: I fuck with Canada Big, bro.
- 32:10SPEAKER_02: Don't stop me at the board.
- 32:11SPEAKER_02: That's why we're gonna go for revolution.
- 32:13SPEAKER_02: What is called?
- 32:14SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
- 32:14SPEAKER_02: When you got a ring.
- 32:16SPEAKER_01: What is it called?
- 32:17SPEAKER_01: Poutine.
- 32:18SPEAKER_03: Poutine.
- 32:19SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 32:20SPEAKER_02: What's it called when you got a ring?
- 32:21SPEAKER_02: When you're on the run from your country?
- 32:22SPEAKER_02: Asylum.
- 32:23SPEAKER_02: I need I need Big Canada, baby.
- 32:25SPEAKER_02: Big C.
- 32:26SPEAKER_02: Anyways, Kevin Hart has a coon roast on Netflix.
- 32:29SPEAKER_02: Hey, that's what the card said, Kevin Nappy.
- 32:33SPEAKER_02: Kevin Hart received a GOAT Rose on Netflix, hosted by Shane Gills.
- 32:38SPEAKER_02: Now I am gonna say this.
- 32:40SPEAKER_02: Who the fuck is Shane Gills?
- 32:41SPEAKER_01: Industry plant.
- 32:43SPEAKER_01: Oh.
- 32:44SPEAKER_01: He looked like that one guy that played that one guy and everything, like on sitcoms.
- 32:49SPEAKER_01: I don't know how to say it.
- 32:50SPEAKER_01: Like the community police officer.
- 32:52SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like that.
- 32:53SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like that.
- 32:54SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah.
- 32:54SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 32:55SPEAKER_01: He got a wife at home, and the sitcom is based on he hates his wife.
- 32:59SPEAKER_03: Based on him being an angry dad.
- 33:00SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
- 33:01SPEAKER_03: He's a cop.
- 33:02SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 33:02SPEAKER_02: He's gonna kill a black man and be like, you people, yeah.
- 33:05SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 33:05SPEAKER_02: What was on his resume to get him to host the Netflix goat roast of arguably the biggest comedian in the world right now?
- 33:14SPEAKER_02: What was on Shane Gill's resume that made them?
- 33:17SPEAKER_01: It's a good question, meaning that Kevin Hart was, you know, executive producer on his own shit.
- 33:23SPEAKER_02: Was there nobody else available?
- 33:25SPEAKER_02: Did he just have a good movie, a breakout film?
- 33:31SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 33:32SPEAKER_03: He started performing comedy in 2012.
- 33:35SPEAKER_03: He got fired from SNL as a writer.
- 33:37SPEAKER_03: So the nigga sucks in everything he does.
- 33:40SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, he did get fired from SNL.
- 33:42SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 33:43SPEAKER_01: He didn't even last long.
- 33:45SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 33:45SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because he talked about that.
- 33:47SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 33:47SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 33:48SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 33:48SPEAKER_02: Oh, somebody talked about that.
- 33:49SPEAKER_02: Okay, but I did like the rock.
- 33:51SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 33:52SPEAKER_02: I think the rock did really, really well.
- 33:53SPEAKER_02: The rock look good as fuck.
- 33:55SPEAKER_02: No, that he can hit me with a rock.
- 33:58SPEAKER_02: Rock 'em, sock'em bop 'em, bitch.
- 33:59SPEAKER_02: That nigga look gort.
- 34:01SPEAKER_02: Tom Brady.
- 34:02SPEAKER_02: Tom Brady.
- 34:06SPEAKER_02: I'll be in Jamanji, bitch.
- 34:08SPEAKER_02: I'll be a monkey.
- 34:09SPEAKER_02: I don't give a fuck.
- 34:10SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 34:14SPEAKER_04: Ah.
- 34:17SPEAKER_04: Oh.
- 34:21SPEAKER_02: Tom Brady did.
- 34:25SPEAKER_01: Jamanji this pussy.
- 34:26SPEAKER_02: Jamunji this pussy.
- 34:29SPEAKER_02: Tom Brady did good.
- 34:30SPEAKER_02: Do y'all like Tom Brady?
- 34:32SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 34:32SPEAKER_02: He can smell what his pussy's cooking.
- 34:34SPEAKER_02: Do you like, uh, did y'all like Tom Brady?
- 34:37SPEAKER_03: I think he did well.
- 34:38SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 34:38SPEAKER_03: He's very well spoken.
- 34:39SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
- 34:40SPEAKER_03: He's charismatic.
- 34:40SPEAKER_03: I like him.
- 34:41SPEAKER_03: I know.
- 34:42SPEAKER_02: Don't make me like you because I ain't like you all this time.
- 34:46SPEAKER_02: You wouldn't take your ass home to that wife.
- 34:48SPEAKER_02: That's why she left your ass.
- 34:49SPEAKER_02: Say something.
- 34:50SPEAKER_02: That's why she left his ass.
- 34:51SPEAKER_02: She didn't leave him.
- 34:52SPEAKER_02: She did leave him.
- 34:54SPEAKER_02: Ooh.
- 34:55SPEAKER_02: And got pregnant in like two months.
- 34:57SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's my brother.
- 34:58SPEAKER_02: By a young nigga with no money.
- 35:00SPEAKER_03: What?
- 35:01SPEAKER_00: Damn.
- 35:03SPEAKER_02: Oh, everybody trippin' because she out of line for having that baby.
- 35:05SPEAKER_02: She ain't out of line for getting pregnant, but she out of line for keeping it.
- 35:08SPEAKER_03: How old is she?
- 35:09SPEAKER_02: 40-something?
- 35:10SPEAKER_03: Girl, no, you didn't.
- 35:12SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 35:12SPEAKER_02: And got a her other kid's like 15, 16, and got a newborn baby by a personal trend.
- 35:19SPEAKER_02: All these celebrities be fucking personal trans.
- 35:23SPEAKER_01: They don't got no damn job.
- 35:25SPEAKER_01: Now you making me think.
- 35:27SPEAKER_01: Every time I see a yoga studio, we need to go in there and figure out what the hell is going on in here.
- 35:32SPEAKER_01: I know what you're doing.
- 35:33SPEAKER_02: People who do yoga, they do that shit on the side.
- 35:35SPEAKER_02: Ain't nobody doing yoga as 100% job.
- 35:37SPEAKER_02: You ain't got no damn job, man.
- 35:39SPEAKER_01: I don't know what the hell Pilates is.
- 35:41SPEAKER_02: Me either.
- 35:41SPEAKER_02: It looks hard though.
- 35:42SPEAKER_02: Okay, so uh, uh, did y'all like Cat Williams, the Cat Williams surprise?
- 35:46SPEAKER_03: Of course.
- 35:47SPEAKER_03: Of course.
- 35:48SPEAKER_02: I think I think that was a really good moment for them to have.
- 35:50SPEAKER_02: I really do.
- 35:51SPEAKER_03: Is it real?
- 35:53SPEAKER_02: Not on Cat Williams.
- 35:55SPEAKER_02: I think Kevin Hart is like, bro, leave me the fuck alone.
- 35:58SPEAKER_02: Which I can understand, bro.
- 35:59SPEAKER_02: It's been how many years, bro?
- 36:01SPEAKER_03: Kevin Hart does respect Cat.
- 36:02SPEAKER_02: I definitely think he respects Cat Williams.
- 36:05SPEAKER_02: And Cat Williams may not want to admit it, but you can't.
- 36:08SPEAKER_02: I I gotta respect a motherfucker doing this this level, doing what I do like this.
- 36:13SPEAKER_02: Maybe you don't gotta respect motherfuckers.
- 36:15SPEAKER_02: I ain't gonna lie.
- 36:15SPEAKER_02: It's some hoes I ain't gonna never respect, bitch.
- 36:17SPEAKER_02: Um, Chelsea Handler.
- 36:20SPEAKER_03: She looks good.
- 36:21SPEAKER_03: She looks good as fun.
- 36:22SPEAKER_02: That is the best Chelsea Handler has ever looked in her life.
- 36:25SPEAKER_02: And that is no motherfucking shade, bitch.
- 36:28SPEAKER_03: She's not ugly.
- 36:29SPEAKER_02: No, no, I don't mean that.
- 36:31SPEAKER_02: That is the best that I've ever seen her look, bitch.
- 36:35SPEAKER_02: I think she got some words.
- 36:37SPEAKER_03: Keep that stylist, uh, keep that Botox routine, whatever.
- 36:40SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 36:40SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I feel like on her, like when we seen her in the past, she just looked like a white woman.
- 36:44SPEAKER_01: This time she looked like a Glam.
- 36:46SPEAKER_02: It was giving a little Marilyn Monroe.
- 36:48SPEAKER_02: It was giving Marilyn Moreau at the JFK happy birthday.
- 36:53SPEAKER_02: Mr.
- 36:53SPEAKER_02: President.
- 36:54SPEAKER_02: Cyborg, why the fuck did Marilyn Moreau sing that?
- 36:57SPEAKER_02: I know.
- 36:58SPEAKER_02: Do anybody here know what I'm talking about?
- 36:59SPEAKER_02: I do.
- 37:02SPEAKER_02: Why did she do that?
- 37:04SPEAKER_02: That I know how this is gonna sound.
- 37:06SPEAKER_02: They had to get rid of her.
- 37:08SPEAKER_02: Cause see, you, you, you, where was they at?
- 37:11SPEAKER_01: They was uh at the White House, right?
- 37:13SPEAKER_01: But what was the ceremony?
- 37:14SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm trying to figure out.
- 37:15SPEAKER_02: What was the ceremony?
- 37:16SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't know.
- 37:17SPEAKER_02: I can't, yeah.
- 37:18SPEAKER_02: Babe, why you on stage?
- 37:20SPEAKER_02: I don't give a fuck where y'all was at, live, whatever, recording, singing with your titties out to the president, knowing you fucking them.
- 37:27SPEAKER_03: Cause everybody pussy.
- 37:29SPEAKER_03: Didn't nobody snatch the knife, smash the knife, snatch the mic.
- 37:32SPEAKER_03: I'm drunk, y'all.
- 37:33SPEAKER_03: Didn't nobody say nothing.
- 37:34SPEAKER_03: She was able to sing the whole song and nobody, everybody was just sitting there looking at her.
- 37:37SPEAKER_02: Bro, this is not even like live.
- 37:39SPEAKER_02: Y'all ain't got ain't nobody on TikTok.
- 37:42SPEAKER_02: The secret service should have DDT that ass.
- 37:44SPEAKER_02: Bitch, if you don't go see the pussy.
- 37:47SPEAKER_01: That's when they introduced the Secret Service right after that.
- 37:49SPEAKER_02: There wasn't no Secret Service with fucking.
- 37:53SPEAKER_02: She was able to do exactly what she wanted to do.
- 37:55SPEAKER_02: Crazy.
- 37:56SPEAKER_03: And that was so disrespectful.
- 37:58SPEAKER_02: That was crazy.
- 37:58SPEAKER_02: In hindsight, you're crazy.
- 38:00SPEAKER_02: Sit your ass down.
- 38:02SPEAKER_02: Sit down.
- 38:03SPEAKER_03: Sit your horny ass down.
- 38:04SPEAKER_02: And knowing she was fucking that man's brother, too.
- 38:06SPEAKER_02: What are you doing?
- 38:07SPEAKER_02: I know that's no, she was.
- 38:10SPEAKER_02: Oh.
- 38:11SPEAKER_02: And probably another.
- 38:13SPEAKER_02: She was fucking him and his brother and some other people in the cabinet or something.
- 38:17SPEAKER_02: Baby man, that little pussy was a little hot.
- 38:19SPEAKER_02: Now I ain't gonna lie.
- 38:20SPEAKER_02: I would have gave JFK a little pussy.
- 38:22SPEAKER_02: That's just me personally.
- 38:24SPEAKER_02: You would have fucked JFK.
- 38:26SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 38:29SPEAKER_02: Just me.
- 38:32SPEAKER_02: I'm the only person with a gave John Fitzgerald up.
- 38:35SPEAKER_03: Why were they calling her um plus size?
- 38:41SPEAKER_00: She was thick.
- 38:42SPEAKER_03: For a white woman?
- 38:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 38:44SPEAKER_02: I think not even just for a white woman for that time.
- 38:47SPEAKER_02: Yeah, for that time.
- 38:48SPEAKER_02: Women weren't busty.
- 38:50SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 38:50SPEAKER_02: So I'm the only person with a game.
- 38:52SPEAKER_01: Her and um Mariska Hargerty's mom, Jane.
- 38:55SPEAKER_02: Um oh my gosh, she was gorgeous.
- 38:57SPEAKER_02: Jane Fonten, that's the wrong jane.
- 39:01SPEAKER_02: Did you watch her documentary?
- 39:02SPEAKER_03: You showed it to me.
- 39:03SPEAKER_02: My mom Jane?
- 39:04SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you showed it to me.
- 39:05SPEAKER_02: It was so good.
- 39:06SPEAKER_02: John Fitzgerald, why don't I say Grant?
- 39:10SPEAKER_02: Kennedy, Mr.
- 39:12SPEAKER_02: President.
- 39:12SPEAKER_02: You just making noise because I want to fuck John F.
- 39:15SPEAKER_02: K.
- 39:18SPEAKER_02: He did, so it don't matter.
- 39:19SPEAKER_02: Anyways, um shaky voice.
- 39:32SPEAKER_02: That's a stupid that is the proof and the pudding that you should always would you rather be underpaid or overfucking rated.
- 39:41SPEAKER_02: People always want to talk about how smart they are.
- 39:44SPEAKER_02: Bitch, you ain't the goddamn uh surgeon general.
- 39:46SPEAKER_02: What's this wrong?
- 39:48SPEAKER_02: Um I said attorney general.
- 39:57SPEAKER_03: What is he?
- 39:59SPEAKER_02: A damn fool.
- 40:00SPEAKER_02: That's what he is.
- 40:00SPEAKER_02: A goddamn fool.
- 40:02SPEAKER_03: He's the Secretary of Health and Human Services.
- 40:04SPEAKER_02: There you go.
- 40:05SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 40:07SPEAKER_03: Uh-oh.
- 40:15SPEAKER_03: Man, I got you.
- 40:17SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
- 40:18SPEAKER_02: He in the back, but I didn't know he was in.
- 40:20SPEAKER_02: Why y'all ain't saying nothing?
- 40:22SPEAKER_02: See, it's time to go.
- 40:23SPEAKER_02: Let me hurry up and get up out of here, man.
- 40:25SPEAKER_02: It's time to go get some chicken and go to fuck home.
- 40:27SPEAKER_02: He scared the shit out of me.
- 40:28SPEAKER_02: Okay, fuck all these other people.
- 40:29SPEAKER_02: Cheryl Underwood.
- 40:30SPEAKER_02: I like Cheryl Underwood said, but I feel like now Cheryl Underwood.
- 40:33SPEAKER_02: No, I okay, I did like her say, but I didn't like she's talking about freedom of speech is a lot.
- 40:38SPEAKER_02: Shut up, nigga.
- 40:40SPEAKER_03: I hate it.
- 40:41SPEAKER_03: She came back and said, Well, I actually did feel a way about them bringing up my dead husband.
- 40:46SPEAKER_03: Say that with your chest at first.
- 40:48SPEAKER_02: I don't care about them bringing up her dead husband.
- 40:50SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, or what she's talking about, the black jokes, the dark monkey jokes.
- 40:54SPEAKER_03: She felt the way about so why did you get up there talking about freedom of speech comedy is this bitch?
- 40:59SPEAKER_03: No, it's not.
- 41:00SPEAKER_02: I don't know why comedian as somebody who wants, who aspires to be a comedian and do what y'all do, I know y'all jobs are extremely hard, but I don't know why the fuck y'all think y'all have a past to do whatever the this is real life.
- 41:11SPEAKER_02: Them five minutes that you on stage, while you was on that stage talking about freedom of speech, it was a black person somewhere being killed, disenfranchised, or trafficked, hung, or something else while you making your jokes.
- 41:23SPEAKER_02: I don't give a fuck about you being a comedian, bitch.
- 41:26SPEAKER_01: It was interesting because it's like there's that line between like what's comedy and what's coonery, and then what's like punchlines versus what's like politics.
- 41:37SPEAKER_01: Bro.
- 41:37SPEAKER_01: But I do she do get a point from me because she did correct Tony, uh, I think it was Tony Hitchcliffe who but like almost saying the the N-word, you know.
- 41:46SPEAKER_02: But you started your set with saying freedom of speech, so which one is it?
- 41:50SPEAKER_02: So she don't get no point for me.
- 41:51SPEAKER_02: Now I did like her set, other than that, but they don't need no help doing what they're doing.
- 41:56SPEAKER_02: You ain't nobody needs you to get your black ass up there talking about some freedom of speech.
- 42:02SPEAKER_02: They don't need a co-sign.
- 42:03SPEAKER_02: The speech that they're looking to be free to say is nigga with your black ass.
- 42:07SPEAKER_02: And I mean black ass in African American.
- 42:09SPEAKER_01: And one of uh in one of Ket Williams' comedy specials, real quick, he said that um when he got ready to do the roast of flavor five, all the white people had a script.
- 42:18SPEAKER_01: And they and every time he asked for a script, they kept putting it off, putting it off, putting it off.
- 42:21SPEAKER_01: And it was because they they didn't want to alert him that there was gonna be so much coonery that he had to say in that moment.
- 42:27SPEAKER_01: And so I feel like them people put it like this: them people, Tony Hinchcliffe and all of them, that's how they really feel.
- 42:34SPEAKER_02: They didn't need no, and a roast is where they get to be, yeah, and all the people in the audience is where they get to laugh.
- 42:40SPEAKER_02: Now I'm gonna say this, and we got to get on up out of here.
- 42:42SPEAKER_02: There were 17 writers, and only three were not white.
- 42:48SPEAKER_02: 17 writers for the roast of Kevin Hart, and only three of them were not white.
- 42:55SPEAKER_02: I fuck with Kevin Hart.
- 42:57SPEAKER_02: Kevin Hart, I do.
- 42:58SPEAKER_02: I like Kevin Hart.
- 43:05SPEAKER_02: No, just like I'm not happy with what Sherry Underwood did.
- 43:08SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not happy with it.
- 43:09SPEAKER_02: But overall, I respect and I fuck with what Kevin Hart has done with comedy and is trying to take with comedy.
- 43:16SPEAKER_02: I will say this: not to excuse him and not to because, yeah, you executive produced it, you had a hand in it.
- 43:24SPEAKER_02: But just like we all go to our jobs, and we think if we was ever in a situation, once it I'll give you an example.
- 43:32SPEAKER_02: I was at I was working at this job, and then we gotta get out of here.
- 43:34SPEAKER_02: I was working at this job, we went to a conference, and then after the conference, we went to dinner.
- 43:38SPEAKER_02: I'm talking to the white, I'm talking to the lady next the white lady next to me, almost said so.
- 43:42SPEAKER_02: I'm talking to the white lady next to me.
- 43:43SPEAKER_02: And we're talking about traveling to Europe.
- 43:46SPEAKER_02: So she says, um, you know, I was talking about Italy, some summer.
- 43:51SPEAKER_02: She said, I was like, oh, you should go to Paris while you're on this side, blah, blah, blah.
- 43:54SPEAKER_02: She was like, No, I've already been to Paris before.
- 43:56SPEAKER_02: I was like, Oh, okay, okay.
- 43:57SPEAKER_02: She said, Y'all went to Paris for a Jay Z concert.
- 44:02SPEAKER_02: I knew right then and there where she was getting it.
- 44:05SPEAKER_02: I said, okay, I bet that was so nice.
- 44:07SPEAKER_02: And I turned over and moved on.
- 44:10SPEAKER_02: The bitch goes on to say, Yeah, I went to the niggas in Paris concert in uh in Paris.
- 44:19SPEAKER_00: Excuse me.
- 44:21SPEAKER_02: This is my third week at this job.
- 44:23SPEAKER_02: At that point, that was the most money I had ever made.
- 44:26SPEAKER_02: Bitch, I need this motherfucking job.
- 44:28SPEAKER_02: I had a job and I'll along.
- 44:30SPEAKER_02: I need the benefits.
- 44:31SPEAKER_02: I need to go get my teeth clean and go get my pussy check.
- 44:33SPEAKER_02: I need this job.
- 44:35SPEAKER_02: So in that moment, I'm forced to figure out what I can do or say to defend to let her know that this ain't what it is, but not to lose this job.
- 44:48SPEAKER_02: Point being, this is a thing that black people all across the world, the kind of calculations that we gotta make.
- 44:55SPEAKER_02: Now again, Kevin Hart is much, much, much more powerful, got much, much, much more money than we do.
- 45:01SPEAKER_02: But like Kanye said, you still a nigga and a coop.
- 45:04SPEAKER_02: Now, he could have backed out of the roads altogether, I guess.
- 45:09SPEAKER_02: I don't know the specifics, but I will say that is a problem, or that is something that black people have to deal with at every level.
- 45:16SPEAKER_02: Now the laughing, you could have just sat there and let the.
- 45:18SPEAKER_03: I was just gonna say, I understand everything you just say, but at the very least, just sit there and chuckle.
- 45:22SPEAKER_03: I mean, I think he did.
- 45:24unknown: Nah.
- 45:24SPEAKER_01: Nah, he laughed.
- 45:26SPEAKER_01: He laughed from his belly.
- 45:27SPEAKER_03: From his belly, standing up, dapping him up, even though he made a George Floyd joke.
- 45:32SPEAKER_03: Nah, nah.
- 45:34SPEAKER_03: Nah, nah.
- 45:35SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
- 45:36SPEAKER_03: But I agree with everything you're saying.
- 45:38SPEAKER_02: Well, I guess we agree to disagree, gang.
- 45:41SPEAKER_02: It's time to go get some chicken.
- 45:42SPEAKER_02: Shout out to the roast.
- 45:44SPEAKER_02: Do bet do a better fucking job next time.
- 45:46SPEAKER_02: White comedians, I don't give a fuck that you're a comedian, bitch.
- 45:49SPEAKER_02: I don't.
- 45:49SPEAKER_02: I really don't.
- 45:50SPEAKER_02: Because I'm gonna tell you what.
- 45:51SPEAKER_02: It's some words that if if people get on the stage and say, it don't matter if they're a comedian.
- 45:57SPEAKER_02: It's some countries, it's some subsets of people that can't nobody joke on, or you will never work again in this town.
- 46:04SPEAKER_02: I can't even say it right now.
- 46:05SPEAKER_02: So thank y'all for being here.
- 46:06SPEAKER_02: Shout out.
- 46:07SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna that's what I'm gonna leave y'all with.
- 46:09SPEAKER_02: Watch how the fuck y'all talk about people because we can't talk about it everybody in that light.
- 46:13SPEAKER_02: Uh follow the show, get your tickets to the Chicago Killer's Tea Party, and until next time, step stop beep.