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Patty Guggenheim Disobeys Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: And I invited you here. I thought I made myself
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  Speaker 1: perfectly clear.
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  Speaker 2: When you're a.
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  Speaker 1: Guest to my home, you gotta come to me empty.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, no guests, you're our presences. Presents enough.
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  Speaker 1: I already had too much stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So how do you dare to surbey me?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm pretture winne girl.
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  Speaker 3: We're here, we're doing our thing. I have success fully
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: checked into my Southwest Airlines flight. This time tomorrow I'll
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  Speaker 3: be on a plane enjoying nothing. Seems like Southwest has
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  Speaker 3: managed to make itself worse. I went through the new
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  Speaker 3: process today. I've been you know, I've been saying not
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  Speaker 3: good things, but fine things about this company for a
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  Speaker 3: very long time. I've been telling everyone it's fine that
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  Speaker 3: you have to rush onto the plane and fight for
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  Speaker 3: a seat. Now I don't get to fight for a seat.
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  Speaker 3: That was the thrill for me. Now I'm in a
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  Speaker 3: middle seat. Oh but I will be stopping in Denver,
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  Speaker 3: of course, on my cross country flight, my nine hour
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  Speaker 3: trip to New York. And that's fine. That's how I
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  Speaker 3: like it. I like a little stop. And is there
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  Speaker 3: anything else happening? Gorgeous weekend had mildly pleasant experiences with
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  Speaker 3: two deeply unpleasant people. So I'm counting that as a win.
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  Speaker 3: And I think that brings us to today. Reminder, we
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  Speaker 3: have Patreon Patreon dot com slash. I said, no gifts,
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  Speaker 3: I mean the whole thing. It's just I mean, it's
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  Speaker 3: just a library of magic and delight. So get over there,
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  Speaker 3: and I think that's it. I love today's guests. I
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  Speaker 3: absolutely love her. It's Patty Cockenheim, Patty, welcome to I said,
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  Speaker 3: no gift.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, thank you for I love you. I'm in love.
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  Speaker 4: Is this a weird time to.
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  Speaker 2: Tell you that?
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  Speaker 3: No? I was hoping you would say this. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 3: repeat it throughout the episode. You've had a morning?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, I have.
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  Speaker 3: I want to hear about this.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's fun that you started with flights. There's a
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  Speaker 2: lot of flight I flew this morning.
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  Speaker 3: Even what time did you get on the flight?
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  Speaker 2: At six?
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  Speaker 4: And we left at six?
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  Speaker 2: It was supposed to be a last night flight, right
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  Speaker 2: there was weather in Hoilston, and so that brought me
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  Speaker 2: to one extra gifted night in Houston, and so then
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  Speaker 2: an early morning and here I am.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, why didn't you cancel? This is unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I was thinking about that on
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  Speaker 2: the way, I was like, why no, because I don't
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  Speaker 2: because I wanted to be here so bad.
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  Speaker 3: That's very sweet you, Yes, you are in love with.
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  Speaker 2: Me, And I also don't like to fly. I think
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  Speaker 2: I was so burned early on in LA years where
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  Speaker 2: it was like people say they're going to do things
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  Speaker 2: and then they just don't do them. And so now
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, if I'm say I'm going to be, if
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying I'm gonna ben, I'm going to do it,
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  Speaker 2: I acted.
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  Speaker 3: I love to hear that. I'm I'm in a similar
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  Speaker 3: boat where I just am like, I can't be part
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  Speaker 3: of this prevailing culture of just like literally saying yes
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  Speaker 3: exactly knowing when I say yes, I'm going to cancel.
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  Speaker 3: I can't do that. No, I can't.
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  Speaker 2: What are we even doing? Just be honest and tell
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  Speaker 2: me no or yes and make it.
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  Speaker 3: Happen, you know, yes, canceling. Two things I really can't
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  Speaker 3: abide are canceling on occasion and not responding to an email.
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  Speaker 3: These are two things that rarely happen. Well, they're not
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  Speaker 3: responding to an email is such a rare thing. But
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  Speaker 3: when that happens to me. I'm like, this person, who
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  Speaker 3: are your parents?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Who raised you? Well?
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  Speaker 2: What better do you have to do? Honestly, Like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, there's really not an excuse. You have your
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  Speaker 2: phone with you at all times this morning, noon, night.
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  Speaker 2: There's no excuse, right, except that you don't respect me.
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  Speaker 3: You don't respect me. I always, I will always give
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  Speaker 3: like a two day threshold where I'll think, well, maybe
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  Speaker 3: they're just healthy, maybe they have a healthy connection to
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  Speaker 3: their device, right, and then it immediately flips to they're
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  Speaker 3: the worst person in the worry.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe they're in Joshua Tree having a health silence retrieve.
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  Speaker 2: But then do you ever send like a nudge, like
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  Speaker 2: a oh? Those are kind of like I can't bring
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  Speaker 2: myself to do it either.
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  Speaker 3: It's such a it's like a once in a tenure
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  Speaker 3: thing that I do that it has to be such
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  Speaker 3: an important thing and I have to basically have a
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  Speaker 3: relationship with the person where I'm like, I think that
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  Speaker 3: this was an oversight.
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  Speaker 4: I think I understand you enough to know you need this.
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  Speaker 3: Right yeah, yea yeah, I mean otherwise I'm like working
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  Speaker 3: towards getting that person in prison, finding ways how do
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  Speaker 3: we ruin them.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, what do I have for black Man?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, exactly What were you doing in Houston?
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is where it gets really awkward. I was
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  Speaker 2: doing a comic con, which is such a have you
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  Speaker 2: ever been to one?
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  Speaker 4: Or Okay? There, it's such a world.
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  Speaker 2: It's you're like transported to a weird like a Lynchian type.
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  Speaker 2: But Neon lights, it's nothing about it is like curated aesthetically.
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  Speaker 2: Everything is like get into this convention center, it's Neon lights.
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  Speaker 3: Oh right, but.
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  Speaker 2: I do like I've only done I don't know four
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  Speaker 2: and I've done them like once a year and that's
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  Speaker 2: my absolute limit.
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  Speaker 4: But it's it's it's it's you just I.
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  Speaker 2: Like to put myself in really like awkward situations or
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  Speaker 2: uh interesting where I know I'm going to take.
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  Speaker 3: Some stories of something will happen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, something's going to happen.
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  Speaker 3: A new texture in your life or at least.
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  Speaker 2: A moment, a new paint with a different color for
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  Speaker 2: a weekend, and wow, so fascinating.
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  Speaker 3: What is the experience You show up and then you
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  Speaker 3: just like sit at a table. What's happening? I don't
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  Speaker 3: think I've never been in once.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard for me to even they have these things
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  Speaker 2: down to a science where they're shuffling you around. So
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  Speaker 2: you're at a table, you're doing signings and things, pictures
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  Speaker 2: or whatever, like Funko pops and things, and then they
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  Speaker 2: have you go to photo ops and everything's like scheduled
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  Speaker 2: and people with headsets and like walkies and like everything's
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  Speaker 2: and you're just getting shuffled. And then there's a green
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  Speaker 2: room where everyone hangs out.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you know, and you're hanging out there during which
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  Speaker 3: period when.
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  Speaker 2: You when you're taking breaks, which is like you need
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  Speaker 2: a lot of breaks because it's so much energy.
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  Speaker 3: And is the break like they set them into the
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  Speaker 3: schedule or do you just say I have to have
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  Speaker 3: a break.
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  Speaker 4: Both.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you get some set breaks and then you
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  Speaker 2: be like I need break.
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  Speaker 3: What's if you had any particularly weird experiences there?
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  Speaker 4: Nothing?
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  Speaker 2: But I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding, Like what well,
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  Speaker 2: I mean yesterday I was at a table so I
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  Speaker 2: did it with my CASTMATEE, which is like why it
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  Speaker 2: makes it worth it because you're like there with somebody
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  Speaker 2: you know for sure and you.
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  Speaker 3: Love someone who can acknowledge the reality of that experience.
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  Speaker 2: You can look over at each other and be like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, there's just so much. So I went with
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  Speaker 2: the cast mate and we were at this table and
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  Speaker 2: all of a sudden, Dog the Bounty Hunter was there,
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  Speaker 2: already off the charts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the thing where it liked. It just
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  Speaker 3: starts to break for me where I'm like, what does
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  Speaker 3: he have to do.
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  Speaker 2: With Comic Con? This is everything?
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  Speaker 3: Was a fan?
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  Speaker 2: No, he was there as a dog. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: we need one dog. I don't know what, I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: but he was there and it was just one of
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  Speaker 2: the most bizarre interactions, and he basically was just like,
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  Speaker 2: you could get the show. We were on his Twisted
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  Speaker 2: Metal and it's coming back for a third season, and
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  Speaker 2: he was basically like, you know, I think they need
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  Speaker 2: a dog on that show. And he was like, he
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  Speaker 2: gave me his info to get to the producers.
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  Speaker 3: To get cast on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, And it just got weirder and weirder and amazing,
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  Speaker 2: and it was just amazing. And he gave me his
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  Speaker 2: emails so I can get in contact with him. But
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  Speaker 2: then later in the day they have like a massage
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  Speaker 2: table for people like.
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  Speaker 3: Fans to massage to.
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  Speaker 2: Get your hands on your favorite peeps. Now for like
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  Speaker 2: in the Green Rood when you need to break.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, and now I'm sorry that I've given that idea
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  Speaker 3: to comic on but continue.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, now we can't do that. But I was getting
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  Speaker 2: massaged for a moment, just a little like you know whatever, basic,
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  Speaker 2: But I like opened my eyes for a second and
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  Speaker 2: Dog was literally two feet away from me.
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  Speaker 3: Just watch.
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  Speaker 2: I was just like, I feel an energy of like
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  Speaker 2: leather and a holster and like some blonde hair and glasses.
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  Speaker 2: I could just feel something and I like, look was
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  Speaker 2: right there and I was like, oh God, Dog's here.
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  Speaker 2: And then he was just there for the remainder of
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  Speaker 2: my massage, so relaxing.
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  Speaker 4: Never been more relaxed. And then I just looked at it.
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  Speaker 2: I was like hi, Dog, and he was like wow, Wow,
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  Speaker 2: what wow? This is? I mean this is like two
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  Speaker 2: minutes of the weekend where and that's that's one thing.
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  Speaker 4: And then that, I mean just compound that.
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  Speaker 3: For right, he's still alive. How old is this guy?
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  Speaker 3: I remember like his show was popular in like two
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  Speaker 3: thousand and six or something. Uh huh, and I remember
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  Speaker 3: him looking like a beat up Hulkgan.
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  Speaker 2: Then I'll you know, I'll show you well I'll show
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  Speaker 2: you a pick and he you know he's doing he's
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  Speaker 2: doing great.
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  Speaker 3: And does he still have a show, do we think
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  Speaker 3: or is he just now I don't know hunting bounties.
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  Speaker 2: He did say he won't die on camera.
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  Speaker 3: That's the one thing you won't do. That's not up
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  Speaker 3: to you, dog dog.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to get cast, you're gonna have to
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  Speaker 2: be open for what they write for you.
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  Speaker 3: He won't die on well did he tell you that
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  Speaker 3: or me? It's like, how did you get to that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. He just offered it. He did say
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  Speaker 2: he can bark like he does, get a good bark, okay,
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  Speaker 2: and then he won't die.
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  Speaker 3: I'm starting to realize I don't know that much about
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  Speaker 3: what dog the bounty Hunter is. Does he have a perm?
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  Speaker 2: He has a blonde stick straight like bleach o, but
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  Speaker 2: it is whole cogany, you right, it's in that yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 3: And he's he's got to be like sixty five at
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  Speaker 3: this pit, right, I.
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  Speaker 2: Would pump it up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he's at seventy. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: And did you see if he was like again, I'm
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  Speaker 3: sorry that I'm now you turning you into the expert
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  Speaker 3: about him. Was he like at a booth?
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  Speaker 2: I think so, yeah, I mean, I guess I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: this is this is what it was. It was.
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  Speaker 4: It was an interesting one.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a lot of different, lots of different
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  Speaker 2: kind of stuff going on, Like you got Patrick Warburton's
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  Speaker 2: lovely and then you got the dog, and then you
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  Speaker 2: got I don't know. It was just a very interesting
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  Speaker 2: experience all around. And then Superman, like there are a
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  Speaker 2: few Superman's there and and uh, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 4: Just came straight from there, so I'm a little shook.
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  Speaker 3: So wow, And you had kish, you.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: Said breakfast, Yeah, yeah, Delta's finest.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know they were serving keisha at this point.
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: I guess that kind of makes sense. It's an airplane food.
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  Speaker 3: You can microwave it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was like has a bacon right, and
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: like it's kind of scary, but I went for it,
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  Speaker 2: and yeah, like a jelly. There was kind of like
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  Speaker 2: a sweetness to it that I was.
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  Speaker 3: Like, oh I do this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't love that sweet sweet dish, sweet egg bacon dish.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know it's going to happen to you
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  Speaker 2: in the next six I don't know. We'll see how
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  Speaker 2: we'll check in after.
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  Speaker 3: What else has been going on in your life outside
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  Speaker 3: of comic coms?
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  Speaker 2: So travel, I'm working on a fun show, The Lincoln Lawyer.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's exciting, it's really fun. Are you travel Where
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: are you traveling?
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: Traveled to Hawaii?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? I was in Hawaiian in January?
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  Speaker 2: You were? Where'd you go?
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  Speaker 4: I was there too in January?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my god, by han Yeah too. Wow. I wonder
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  Speaker 3: if we were there at the same.
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  Speaker 2: Time, but we were, well, I was early early Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I think we were January fourteenth.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe if we missed.
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  Speaker 3: We took a big gamble because you know, it rained
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  Speaker 3: so much during that time. Yeah, and it didn't barely
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  Speaker 3: rained at all. Yeah, except for the one time we
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  Speaker 3: went on a dangerous hike. It ranged the entire time.
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  Speaker 2: Was it that cliff one where you're like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're supposed to get up to a waterfall, but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we didn't quite get there, but my shoes fell apart.
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  Speaker 3: But it was lovely.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then we got to ride a tube down a
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  Speaker 3: river thing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's fun.
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  Speaker 3: Terrific experience.
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  Speaker 2: That's so fun.
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  Speaker 3: Had you been to Hawaii before?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, we went last year to the same place and
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  Speaker 2: I're hooked. I'm hooked quis.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's so beautiful, I mean, shocker, it's.
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  Speaker 4: So beautiful, right, It's so.
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  Speaker 2: Lush, and the food's great, everything's great, lovely. I felt
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  Speaker 2: like my my body immediately like relaxed.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I'm not capable of that. Oh no, no, that's
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  Speaker 3: just that's not in my future. Just a constant tension.
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  Speaker 2: I know, me too, That's why I have to go
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  Speaker 2: to those places.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's going to lead to some later
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  Speaker 3: life problems.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have an aura ring or anything?
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  Speaker 2: No? What's that?
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: It keeps trackier?
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Oh the ring?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: I don't, do you I do? And do you feel like?
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  Speaker 2: It's actually stressing me out?
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  Speaker 3: It stressed me out so bad, just constantly thinking about
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  Speaker 3: how to impress the ring.
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  Speaker 2: I know. And now I'm in circles with people and
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: so people can see and they're.
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  Speaker 4: Like they're texting, like are you okay?
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  Speaker 3: So this is just kind of a thing.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's now become a wellness.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: So it's kind of a social media thing, kind of
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: connecting to each other and like finding out about your
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: friends and family health.
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: It's not just about my own personal sleep anymore.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: It's about it, and is it mostly about sleep?
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: I like to track the sleep and then your stress.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: It tracks your stress levels and your heart beat, your
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: resting beats for a minute.
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  Speaker 3: Has it changed any of your behavior?
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  Speaker 4: I'm more mad.
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  Speaker 2: I'm more furious that I'm not. I don't know how
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  Speaker 2: to maneuver the sleep.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have a hard time sleeping?
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  Speaker 2: No, I think I think it's that just to go
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  Speaker 2: it good on the go.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard to sleep like regular hours.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then when you're shooting a show, you know,
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  Speaker 2: wold Times at five and it's just like way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well maybe I'll get there at some point. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: just throw the ring out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'll throw out the ring.
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  Speaker 3: How does it track your sleep? Just because you're so
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: it just knows you're lying still.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it knows your heartbeat, so like when it gets
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: to a certain point, it can tell when you're like
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  Speaker 2: in the the zones.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. That would just stress me out. That's just like
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  Speaker 3: a new job that I have to take care of.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little weird. I'm getting used to it. But
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  Speaker 2: do you do anything to like try.
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  Speaker 3: To Occasionally when I'm at absolute anxiety, I'll do a
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: couple of heavy breath breath right, But it's more just
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  Speaker 3: to let the people know around me, I have a.
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  Speaker 2: Problem loudsizhe to let someone know you're a noise.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm finding peace through size, like passive aggressive noises,
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  Speaker 3: that kind of yeah. You know, every four years I'll
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: try meditating, doesn't stick, and then I go on kind
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  Speaker 3: of just rapidly aging myself through stress.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Well you look great.
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  Speaker 3: Oh God, bless well should see that with you?
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: You are in love with I'm in love with you,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: So maybe I have little love goggles.
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  Speaker 3: Right, you can't see the real.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: You look great, We look great, We look great.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: The last time I saw you, we were in Disneyland
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: and having the time of our lives with the front
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: And have you been back to Disney insense?
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: I have one more time?
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: And how was that experience without me?
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: I missed you. I missed you. I feel like we
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: had fun giggling. Yeah, a good time with Terran.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: I mean going with him, going with him, It's like
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: he's just such a joyous person to be around, and
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: he knows how to be there.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: He plans the whole experience.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: It's incredible.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: So you just and he fills you in on all
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: you learn about Lily Disney, you learn about.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I didn't learn about Lily Disney. I don't think so well.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: She loved dragonflies?
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Who she's waltz? Why, Wow, I'm shocked. I didn't know that.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: And he loved her okay, good to know, and really
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: decorated with her in mind. Interesting you know this the
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Club thirty th the little places he really like wanted
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: her to feel special.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Now this is where Tarren dropped the ball with me.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Well, we have a bone to pick with Terryen.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, maybe he just knows that my experience with women,
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: you know, not crazy about them. I don't need to
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: hear about that.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Save that fact for when I have just the light
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: eights here.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Do you have a favorite rite it Disney?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Then? I love Space Mountain and Pirates, Oh classic, And
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I just love their melted faces.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: I just love it.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: It's so And we did the Tiki Room. Oh I
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: have done that in a long time, and that was
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: very nostalgic.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: How was that experience as an adult because it's just
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: birds singing at you.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: It's bird singing over your head and you're kind of
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: just thinking about like if that were real, they would
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: just be shitting on you the whole time because they're
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: like they're singing, and then for quite a while you're
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: like very gonna be sitting on you. But it was cute, Sure,
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: it was really cute.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: I've never thought about the tiki room would be a mess,
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: it would be a disaster, it would be a it
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: would be the home of a scary person. Oh yeah,
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: somebody who's like to get it together.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my birds they sing?
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And is it like an hour long experience? I
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: don't remember that much about it.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: It was lengthy, it was it was maybe thirty minutes.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, fascinating, Yeah right, yeah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: What's your favorite?
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: It used to be Tower of Terror and then they've
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: kind of lost me Guardians. They turned it into a
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: comic book thing, and I just loved the spookiness.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: Effect, like spooky things.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: I love spooky things, especially haunted.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: We got it gets you to a comic con.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: I bet that's a very spooky, honey, Yeah, But I
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: like a spooky period piece. Yeah, something in a haunted
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: house or a haunted hotel, something that feels kind of dusty.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: And do you like to have scary farm? Have you
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: done that?
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: I've never been to not scary farm a now that
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: we're saying that, yeah, is that supposed to be a
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: pun of like it's not scary? Oh? Or was that
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: just a mistake on Nott's very farm or you know, because.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: I don't think they want it to sound Knots.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: It feels like it's working against the general idea. You're right,
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: which listener, if you're not aware of Nots Scary Farm,
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: it's when Notts Verry far becomes a haunted house.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, it goes from Knots Berry Farm. Have you been
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: to Knots Berry Farm?
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Now, I've been to the restaurant.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: There's a horrible ride there, which and I'm not a negative,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: it was just so the there were It was a
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: ride called the Berry Blaster and you sit in a
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: car and there's like a you get a gun that's
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: a berry and you have like a thing where you're
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: shooting berries and the whole goal is to kill as
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: many bears as you can. Watch might know you're just
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: shooting bears dead with berries and it's for children. You're
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: trying to kill these bears. I'm like, this is the
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Berry Blaster Verry Blaster.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you were I feel like you should be
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: sitting in like a Raspberry that would think it was
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, well then I'm on board. Okay, totally sitting
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: in the middle of a Raspberry shooting bears to death. Yes, fascinating.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: You know, they're all I get a family picnic and
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: having fun, and then you're like, yeah, get them. I know.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: I guess I just don't know that much about the
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: entire experience.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they really tried to make the IP like the Berries.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: It wasn't Snoopy involved at some point.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, there's Snoopy stuff. Okay, I think Snoopy would stock
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: there's some.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Lean into that. That's the only character anyone recognizes from
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: that thing, right, other than just generic bear right or berry.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Berry the bear and his family murder hired the child assassin.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Wow, But I have not been to a not scary form.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Is it scary?
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's scary, Okay, they.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Because they have like local teens chasing you or whatever.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that they can come up to you.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: I've been to Universal Horror Nights, which was too much
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: concrete for me, I'll say, just walking on concrete and
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: waiting in line. Yeah, And then again, no, I'm not
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: with a haunted house experience. I just want to go
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: into the thing then it's over. I don't want to
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: walk out and then have to see another line that
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: I get to go through another.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: One scary part.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for me, it's just like and it's like eleven
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: thirty at night. I'm exhausted. Yeah, in a basically, and
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: a shut down theme park should just be scary on
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: its own, and they kind of have gotten rid of
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: They should do that element of it, right, rides are haunted.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Right, we have the wrong career.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: I should be designing imagineers. It's not too late. Yeah,
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: well I'll say something. It's too late. Say it's too late,
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: because I don't even know too late for you to apologize. Also,
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: I was excited for you to be here on the
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: podcast that patio come by. We'll have an incredible time
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: and then we'll go our separate ways, oh, with fond memories.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: So I was a little surprised when you walked into
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: the studio holding a gift. A podcast is called.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I said, no gifts, okay, right, and I okay, this
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: is awkward. I can tell I'm really sorry.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's all I was looking for.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: I'm really sorry, just.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: One and I mean that authentic apology.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I did bring something.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Should we open it here on the podcast?
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: I think yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: In my fluster last night trying to get on the fly, yes,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I was like, I have to be at a podcast tomorrow.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: And I was telling Kyle, my boyfriend. I was like,
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: I have the podcast round. He's like, which podcast was?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I was like, please don't bring me a present. Just
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I said it's it's no gifts, no presence, just don't
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: bring me I couldn't remember the exact name, and I
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: was so flustered, but I did. I did bring you
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: a present.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Well, beautiful green bag. If listener, if you're not watching
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: the episode, the amount of beautiful.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Green screen, I feel like we're in Kawhi.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: This is a lush episode.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: It is ultimately lush plants curtain.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Shirt that Okay, I'm going to reach in.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: You might have this, and I'm sorry.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Now the bag says pigmy hippo. But but that's not
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: that I'm curious what pigmy hippos.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: It's actually a fantastic little gift store. Okay, that's it's
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: on Beverly.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: It's great. I'm reaching in finding more tissue.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's not the gift.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, and you might have this. Oh
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: my god, wait did you make this?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: I did in the car on my way here?
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Listener? This is okay, So it's a candle, but Patty
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: has covered it in photos of the cast of Secret
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Lives of Mormon Wives, that's right, as well as.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: All the men.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Wait, who are these guys?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Those are the men from the Bachelorette didn't air because
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: they need their time in the sun.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, it's just like generic looking men,
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: which is the Bachelorette. Wow, how did you create this?
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Well? I found these pictures and if you'll notice, it's
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: all of the castmates, well the female castmates season one, two, three, four, right,
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: so you can see how they've changed throughout the season.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, their extensions have changed.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: Yes, they've been to Jis hair salon.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I've been there by the way you have Oh yeah,
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: I've been there. And Jesse was holding a yard sale
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: for hair, No for her crap, just stuff she obviously
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: had in her closet.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Hitting did you buy something?
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: No, this is how my cheapness is insane.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: This is why you need all these gifts.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: You don't want to buy anything.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: She had a like a tupperware full of like used
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: iPhone cases. Why didn't I buy one of those?
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Okay, well maybe because it wouldn't well yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: But like as a keep saying, we have it, frame
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: it and one of my grand nieces could have it
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: or something. Uh, my mental illness has just gone too far.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: No, this was perfect.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: This was really an ex.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: No, you're perfect.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: But she was selling like used athleisure old cell phone cases.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: My god.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: This was in her place of business, which I loved
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: and I support.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: So she had a corner that was just like on
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: your way in or out or where you while you're
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: waiting for the foils to do their thing, you go
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: over and bruise her junk.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, take a look at my junk when.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: You jesus junk.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: But I will say I learned a lesson because later
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Whitney Rose from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City was
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: doing her own online yard sale and one of her
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: dresses was for sale for seventy five or eighty five
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: dollars and I said, I just have to buy it. Okay,
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: I have to buy this thing. Yeah I bought it. Okay,
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: great fit pretty well? Oh good?
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Oh I'd love to see that.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks of course it's tasteful. But I have
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: been worn it to an event. I need to. I
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: should be wearing it to every other you should.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: What a story, what a piece?
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it does require a little like pulling up pretty
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: frequently because otherwise, you know, yeah, like the physics of
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: it are interesting to me, thinking about how she could
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: have possibly worn it. Yeah, but you know, nonetheless, it's
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: in my closet. It's ready to be worn at the
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: drop of a hat.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Let's get you to an event.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Get me to get you to an event. But I
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: have been to jay z Styles Jay Styles and had
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: a lovely experience. Got to see a wall of extensions.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Wow, that hair wall.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: It's fascinating. It's really an interesting It's kind of in
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: a deeply industrial part.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Of Utah, so anyone can pop in.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: And if they let me in, they and I was.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Very did you have an appointment or did you just I.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Said I love the show or something like that, And
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: then the person was just on their phone, and I
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: think they were just like, sure, there's a yard sale
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: over there. Want something? Wow, But they have like a
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: of course they have like a couch. You can sit
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: on with some Neon sign behind it to take a picture,
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: and it was just a lovely experience overall. Would really
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: recommend it to anyone who wants hair extensions or to
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: just browset this a lot. Yeah, yes, but these are
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: all they've all kind of gone through. We've watched them transform, yes,
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: through the last four years.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: No, I think it's been two years actually, because they.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Really those seasons faster than they do baby, the whole thing.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I need to get in touch with the
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: reality division at Hulu and walk them through how to
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: do any of this. We have at so breathing. Release
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: them one episode, one week at a time.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Right, it's a dump, and then like two weeks later
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: you have another.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Dumb Right, you could have ten weeks of people watching
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: this thing. It's exhausting.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: We have notes.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: It is exhausting. You're taking in so much.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. Well this is and this is a
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: problem for me because I recap them on our Patreon
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: and everyone watches it all at once, and I'm watching
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: them one week at a time, so I'm so behind culture.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Well, how could you do all that? I mean, that's.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Each episode's doing perfect.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Each episode feels like, it's like forty hours long.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: I know they are long.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: I do check the times when I'm like, is this
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: still the same?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, but I have to get through it because I
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: love them.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Who do you think is like the out of all
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: of the Secret Lives ladies, which one would you actually
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: want to spend time with?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: That's a great question. Can I see my Yeah, of course,
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: I would probably say I feel like, I don't know Dakota.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I know, I have a video of Dakota.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Remind me her name?
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Macie Macy.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: I would say Macy probably, even though she seems a
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: little problematic.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Well, they all do. I don't know, probably Macie.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: I would say Macie too. I think Macy like is
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: the one person I'm like, I think that person's essentially
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: in control of her life. Yes, like, is not just
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: like total chaos all the time? Yes, and up until
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm still watching this season and I'm starting
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: to lose respect for the husband after he's gone to
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: the Vander Pumphila and he's come back a new Jacob.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm like a little worried for her, and so
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: I'm like, she needs a friend, right, I don't know, Yeah,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: that guy's a little problematic that husband, doesn't he have
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: a weird backstory that he was like married to. This
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: is the kind of ripped guy, right, No, that's like.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: A pyramid shaped head you're you're thinking about? Is it
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: your Dimmy's husband? Oh? Wait, Chase, Chase? Wait? And yeah
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: they had something. I think they had something going on
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: at some point.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he had something where he was married
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: to like a housewife of Salt Lake.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Your inking ambaut. You're thinking about Demi's current husband, yes, Brett, Yes,
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: who was about twenty to thirty years older than the
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: rest of the castep, that's it, and was in some
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: sort of thing with a real housewife who has not
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: now gone to become a ufo ologist.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: What it gets better? Are you ufo ologists?
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Once these people leave these shows, that's when the real
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: excitement begins, because there's some scrambling.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Because maybe they're all doing a lot of ketamine.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: I mean they are, they are. There's in one season
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: they go at least one couple is doing is going
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: to ketymine therapy or whatever. Right, I've done it? How
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: you did it as therapy? Yeah? How was that experience?
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Fantastic? I did it like a week ago.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: What like, what does it feel like?
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: It feels like blasting off into like a few lifetimes.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Whoa, it's really.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: It's delta Kish it's in here still. It's it's it's
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: so incredible. I don't even know have the real words.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: It's like you go in and it's really dark and quiet,
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: and you're wearing headphones and and you're listening to music
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: and then you kind of have to relax into it
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: and then it just takes you to places. It takes
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: you to memories. It takes you to the space, right,
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, you could meet some aliens there for sure.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: It's but it's profound and that you it takes you
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: to relate a lot of relationships, like it takes you
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: to memories that and I like to go in with
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: an intention of some kind that's like, you know, helps
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: kind of focus it.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: And how is the ketamine administered?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: It's a needle, oh like, and they put you in
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: and again ivy and it's like a clinic where they
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: are take you know, they take you all your vitals
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: and they really are like monitoring you.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: So fascinating. And how long does it last?
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: It's like forty five minutes.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, and then you have somebody drive you home. Yeah okay, yeah,
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: hop in the car now.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: It was so fascinating. And I work with a dream therapist,
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Oh to talk through dreams.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, stuff. How long have you been doing that?
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Probably three years?
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Okay? And you're just like seeing what's happening in your
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: subconscious basically.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like the way he describes it is like your
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: dreams are offering up images of your subconscious and when
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: you like get them, you can work with them and
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: kind of understand yourself more. Right.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: So it's like, you know, you're kind of split in two.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: There's the half of you that's like living out in
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: the world in your reality, and then there's the half
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: that's like connected to something else and has all these
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: like the conscious collective consciousness you know.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Right? Do you feel like this affected the way you dream?
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: It definitely helps me remember my dreams more. And I
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: have had some of those dreams where you are like
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: kind of awake in your dream and your going places
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: you can like like lucid Dreaming's lucid dreaming.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, I would love to be able to lucid dream Uh,
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: but I guess.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: I'm just you can't ready you can you.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Kind of train yourself, right, I think so, I've like
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: I've tried, well, I've looked into it, and then of
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: course I don't have the self discipline to do any
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: of the things you're supposed to to lucid.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Dream don't be so hard on your No, don't tell
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: me what to do.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: No.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Do you remember your dreams ever?
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Do you ever write them down?
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Or that's one of the steps I've been told you, right,
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: have a dream journal.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: The other thing that I've been told to do is
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: while conscious, like look at text, look away and then
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: look back to make sure it's the same text, or
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: like at a clock, because I guess in dreams that's
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: something you're not able to do in a dream. If
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: you were to look away and then look back, it
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: wouldn't hold on to that text or whatever, okay, and
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: that would that would like alert your you into being like, oh,
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: I'm in a dream. Now I can break out of
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: this and begin lucid dreaming. Oh cool. I don't know
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: if that's true or not, but that's what I've been told. Wow,
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: But again, I haven't tried any of these things. Don't
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: know if they're actually effective. How often do you think
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: you're lucid dreaming?
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I really just remember the one time. I mean maybe
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: a few, but more recently, just one where I was like, oh,
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: I'm in I'm in a dream and I wanted to
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: like wake up Kyle and tell them I'm hallucinating. And
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: then I was like, no, I'm in this dream. And
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: I'm like there was like a little man that crawled
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: into the bed with us, and he like it was scary.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: I was like seeing like spirits, like I was seeing
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: my aunt she was passed. I was seeing this man
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: like being spooned by Kyle and it was really in nuts.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: And that's a borderline possession or something. No, my god.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: And then yeah, this one there was an alien in
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: one and that just made me think of this whole
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: these women ufology whatever it is. But I had one
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: where there was this massive alien and he stood up
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: and he had a big, big old alien boner blue
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: and I was like, whoa.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: It was just I don't know, And did you tell
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: your dream therapist about this?
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: He got very excited, starts drawing a picture. I did
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: draw a picture and I sent it to him and
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: he's like, wow.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Are you a big alien person?
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: In general, I'm open to it. Okay, yeah, I'm open
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: to it. I'm not like an ologist of any sure,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: but I am. I'm for sure. I think there's got
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: to be something.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course, of course, of course. But when
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: I'm running out of patience, I know we only have
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: so much.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Time to get in here and do some stuff.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do whatever you want, I realyy, don't care. Have
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: some fun with making.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Some mood like be bold.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like, Okay, we do have the the
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: photos of the men from the Bachelorette. Have you looked
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: into any of them or no? I guess they said
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: which one she picked? Right? Taylor, Frank and Paul.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: He's at the top.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Put him, ok, and he's like a lifeguard or something.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: God, I don't know.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know anything about the.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Bachelorette's here, right. He kind of looks like Dakota.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: I'm sure he does. I mean those two have quite
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: a cycle going on. Yes, they do very toxic. For
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: a long time I said it was passion. I'm ready
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: to admit it's maybe toxic.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is big for you. Wow.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: But I'm now kind of following her journey through social
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: media and it's been interesting, to say the least. She's
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: learning to play the piano. She's just kind of I
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: guess I should look into what that guy is doing, Dakota.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: He's I think he's probably doing great. I feel like
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: he wants to be a good dad. He's got his dad,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: got his dad buds.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those guys are so irritated. Some of the most
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: annoying men alive.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: And you grew up in Utah, Utah. Yes, and do
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: you feel like you know some of these kinds of
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: people absolutely?
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Like that was an initial hurdle for me watching the show,
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: where I was a little bit like, yeah, those are
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: just like girls I went to hig school with that,
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: what's interesting about this? Yes, But then I kind of
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: developed a taste and now I'm fully obsessed with But like,
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: almost every one of these people is basically an archetype
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: of I mean they're and they're all basically the same
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: person as well. Right, it's not a lot of differentiation.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Looked at this, you would just be like, this is
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: all one person.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, they're.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Still there, the whole everything is the exact same.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Like I was still watch an episode and be like,
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: who is.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: That I know. That's why I'm like, im dim may see,
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Whitney has made.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Her Whitney has like finally Whitney broke out. She was
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: smart to have different hair basically the whole time. Yes,
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: that was the move.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: That was the move.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: The rest of them all had the exact same hair,
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: so it was very hard to break out as a
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: star unless you were tailor. But then the rest of
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: them are just like, it's a Yes, I do have
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: a bit of I think face blindness. I know I've
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: diagnosed myself with wig blindness.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: I just can never tell if someone's wearing a wig.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: People would be like, that's obviously a wig. Really, I'm
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: easily fooled by a wig. I don't. I don't know why.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'm too trusting.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: You're a great audience member for the groundling.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Even on stage. That's not natural. No, I have a
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: very hard time telling if a person's hair is real
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: or not, which I guess that's a good thing for
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: people and wigs. Yeah, you're the target audience. Yeah, and
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: now this show, at least the show I've said this
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: show is kind of like a face blindness simulator where
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: it's like this is how it would feel if you
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: had face blindness. You would just like who's whoever? There's
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: a lot of right, and you've watched all of the show.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've watched this last season.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, there are a lot of complaints about this season.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: I don't see the difference.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: What are people's art?
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Do you think that they're going to keep making the show?
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: I I think they probably have what two more seasons
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: left in them?
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just curious about this big breakout.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Right, maybe it's like one more season of like trying
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: to pull some pieces together, right, But I don't know
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: they all they don't seem united.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: They're certainly not united. They're busier than ever.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's going out with mom talk. I
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: know they're busy, they're they're.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: All work, and Whitney wants out of that thing more
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: than anything. Well, she's doing great, she's selling out Chicago.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, God, what what a Hollywood story.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: She really broke out? But uh will? I feel like
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: the general consensuss is like, yeah, she's fine. Yeah, So
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: like where does she go from here?
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Right?
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Burn too bright too quickly?
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Right? Right?
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: And then what happens? And then the rest of them.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: It's like, you just go back to your life. What happens.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: I'm honestly a little nervous. Maybe they'll do like a
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: catch back up in five years and you're.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Going to run into them at comic con.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: No, No, I'm never going again.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: What con do these ladies go to? They don't go
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: to Bravocon.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: They probably go to.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Maybe this is a thing I should start producing YouTube,
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Mormon Con, Mormon Con, talk Con. There's enough Mormon reality
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: TV at this point. Oh, TikTok con. It's a hard
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: thing to say, t talk con, talk Con, talk Con,
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: talt Con. Yeah, because there's really no there's really no
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: place for them yet. No, what do they Where do
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: they host a comic con? It's like a convention convention center. Right,
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: We've got to find a place for them to sign
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: merch mom talk merch cup, Stanley cups this wig drinks,
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: wigswig drinks. Have you been to your show?
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: No?
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, but you've not been.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: I've never been a Swigan.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: So did we ever get around to why you brought this?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Sure, because I did do a little research with Taren
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: and I and I was I was also an early
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: fan to this show, and so I thought that you
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: could use it as a prayer candle absolutely for when
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: you need to take a few breath and you can just.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Light that, think about these goals, get.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: To a calming place with those.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Goals, and pray for them, and pray for.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Them, and pray for their.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Hair, and pray for you whatever you want.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: Do you have a least favorite member of mom Talk
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: take a look, A look.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I've never really gotten on board because I just don't
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: know really what's going on.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Miranda is a bit of a I think in Utah
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: they're referred to as sand dune and girls.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Which is essentially Miranda like a very tan, super white hair.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Somebody who goes to their sand dunes in Utah goes
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: to the sand dunes and rides like an atv okay,
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: And that's like a very particular set of people. That's
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: basically their culture all the time. And they're just kind
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: of like a what would you someone you would meet
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: at a gas station?
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, that sounds like a gas station or like.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: On a cruise, on a cruise right right.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Or just kind of like like like a seven to.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Eleven right or outside of a Tanning Salon. Yeah, kind
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: of thing, like.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: In a parking lot of.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Anywhere.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: She's what we referred to as parking lot women.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: God, I feel bad. I like to meet nice but I.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Like Miranda by the way. I think.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: I think she's probably actually the most normal.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: She kind of I feel like she's kind of almost
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: an outsider to the group, so she brings a little
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: bit of common sense when she's talking. Yeah, she and
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Macy are kind of those that's their presence.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: She and Macy are kind of like that.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Michaela is kind of just always there to snipe at people,
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: and her husband as quiet as a mouse. And then
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: there's Jessie, who unfortunately brings Jordan along, who I just
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: can't nobody.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Likes this be done. Who's that guy?
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Well, apparently she was. I'm so sorry to the listener.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: If you're not, I'm so sorry.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Apparently she was at least on one date with Marciano,
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: the guy that she is, that who may have, may
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: or may not have had an affair with from the
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: band of Philo. Yeah, but these they're always kind of
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: launching new uh new boyfriends on TikTok.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: We're just not sure what's real and what's not right.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: This is a particularly blurry world because there's the reality show,
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: but then there's their social media presence that never.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Ends, and they are trying to make it like CLICKI.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Right all the time. Yeah, so it's a little I
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: don't know what to trust. Yeah, it's a tough one.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: But maybe we call this like a truth candle.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Like oh, like the truth box, like the truth box.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: The truth box is a desperate move, you know, each
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: season when the producers are like, okay, what do we
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: do now?
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: One truth that you have to get out.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, and it's how does it work? You ask
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: a question, you have to tell the truth about it?
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: I think so? And then everyone ends.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Up screaming are you pregnant?
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And the answer is yes.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: This is the other thing about this isn't they all
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: seem to be totally fine getting pregnant at any point?
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, they're just happy to be miraculous.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. One of them had a baby in a shower recently.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know about that.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: This show is art. This is a tasteful program where
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: we watch people who are in control of their lives.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, flourish, Are you watching anything to balance.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Out this, No, this, What could I be watching? No,
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm trying to think of, like
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: something that would like get.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: A documentary or no, like a art house.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: You're right. Let's see some tasteful things that I've watched recently,
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: or things that like I kind of learned or felt
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: like they were edifying. I watched a documentary called Marjoe,
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: which is about a former child preacher. Oh, it's so fascinating.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: It was made in like the late sixties, early seventies,
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: So that's something that people could watch that does for
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: your brain. I watched that new series, not crazy about
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: the title. It's called what is it called The False Prophet?
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Trust me, the False Prophet. Have you heard about this? Oh?
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: I've seen little clips of it.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I thought I was over Colts and
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: that sort of documentary. Well, this is this thing's incredible.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm gonna.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: I watched four hours in a row, barely moved. I
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: just could not stop.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's incredible.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: What sort of thing are you balancing TV?
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, well, I'm watching twin Peaks.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's a good one.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: For the original the second season for the first time
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: so I'm I'm really like watching it for the first time.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: So that's really fun.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: I've never finished the second season of that.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: That's where I am too.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of like stuck in this right, keep going
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: back to get a little bite.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: And apparently the I think it's justified because apparently David
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: didn't stopped, like he left halfway through or something. Yeah,
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: and I think that's probably when it becomes less interesting
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: or something, because I remember every time I try, I
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: get like halfway through and I'm like, uh, I get distracted. Yeah,
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: don't watch anymore, but I need to finish it.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just it's weird in front show. Very funny. God,
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: there's there's some really funny incredible actors and moments.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Have you ever had extensions?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: I did?
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: You did? When was this?
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: I had them? Well? So, I how personal do you
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: get on this show?
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: As much as anybody at all? None? Keep it to yourself.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Keep it that's a good title for a podcast. Keep
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: it to yourself.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: You don't get into a no truth box moments.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: No, let's hear about it.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Well that serious? Yes, I love that you got really serious.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Let's hear about it.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: This is a personal thing that involves hair extensions. Well,
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: this is a sweet spot.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: It's really sweet. No, ill it gets into health. I
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: had like a health okay thing right where I was
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: on a medication. This is where people are like okay,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: and but also like I don't mind talking about it
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: because people go through.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Stuff all the time. Literally, everyone goes through something something.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: So I was I had all sort of clitis so intense.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I'm fully cured that now and like on the other
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: side of it. But I have always had really long hair,
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: and then I didn't have like a lot of hair left. Right,
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Is this the part that's funny for that listener.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: I think this is this is lovely okay, And I
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: think it is a nice giving the good side of extensions.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: Yes, they're not evil, not everybody's doing it.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: They're not always boring or it'll always just make you
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: blend in with your six mom talk friends.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: There are great uses for wigs, and.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: They're great uses for extensions.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: But I but I just wanted to have them, and
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: I had them and they were so hard to have.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's my that's what I'm curious them.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: They hurt and then you can't really brush through your
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: whole hair.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: Right, but they can like go in the shower.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they can go in the shower and they kind
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: of like morph to your real hair, which is cool.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, and how long do they last? Do they
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: start falling off?
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: They do start getting weird after like I don't know six.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Weeks okay, Okay.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: So it starts getting like because your hair grows and
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: they grow with it, and so you kind of just
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: start having these things that show I.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Just don't understand how they work.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: We got a book you have, like we gotta get
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: you back into jay Z.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: How are they attached to your hair?
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: There's like there are different kinds or some that are
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: just clipping, there's some that are like glued in. And
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: I think that's what Mike.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Gal did because that would grow with your hair.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Monique is my gallant. She's incredible, but she
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: just yeah, kind of glued them.
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: So you can't tell.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: I do think a lot it's very common right in
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: our industry.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Oh I'm sure, especially in a.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but now I don't have any and you've got
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: such a long hair and I got long humors and
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: people are shook.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: But I did weird like hair meditations.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: And like what's a hair meditation.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: I just found some on YouTube and they're like my
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: hair is growing and a lots gorgeous, and I was like, yeah,
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: I think I'm really like malleable or like open to
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: just messaging. Oh sure, I would have been great for
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: a cult.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: It's not too late. Well, it's never too late to
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: be kind of abducted.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll start looking out for one that's fun. But yeah,
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: I just listened to those and and did like weird
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: diet like a bone broth okay, collagen dying, right, I
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: bet a.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Bone broth diet is kind of savory. Nice.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nice, right, warm, cozy, nice, little boring, but nice.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: And how long was that whole experience?
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: It was like almost a year. Okay, wow, it was
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: a year and it was stressful. And then I started
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: working on a show called Florida Girls.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Oh sure, and.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Luckily it was like time for those to come out,
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: and we went and my hair was starting just to
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: get kind of crazy, and it was like worked out
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: nice for the show.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: Right, did that shoot in Florida?
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: We were in Savannah, Georgia.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Still humid, really humid. Still still hair situation.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be wild, yeah, what's your hair doing?
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: The humidity, it gets like, not wavy, not curly, just
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: like and something nobody was. Yeah, I kind of slightly frizzy,
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: I would say. Yeah, I wish my hair would just
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: commit to a texture, a texture.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: But it's your favorite climate for hair dry.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Bone dry, Okay. My favorit climate anywhere is to be
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: in the dissert, desert dry air. I love what about you?
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: I like the moist, like the humidity.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: I love it skin wise, like being on a give
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: me on a boat, right, I like to be a
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: salty I'm a shelter. Yeah, I'm salty.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: I do like to be in like lizard type like humidity,
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: not so much desert lizard, like a humid, frizzy haired lizard.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Right. I like the curls, yeah, at least like for skin.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Humidity is especially like I think my people come from
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: places where you need some level of humidity.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where do your people come from?
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: You know, like Scotland just places where dry skin. I
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: don't know. When you're in nice humid air, you feel better. Yeah.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: I don't think I was just necessarily built to be
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: in a desert, right, But here I am, and I'm
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: loving it. I gotta get out there.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: I want to go. I haven't been.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: I love Palm Springs. Where do you stay when you
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: go out there? You know?
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: I don't have like I usually like an Airbnb, okay house?
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Where do you stay?
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Sparrow's Lodge?
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: I gotta like that.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: I gotta wait for a deal though, plug glug plug plug.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: I wait for the deal. I gotta wait for a deal. Yeah.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait, where have I stayed?
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: It's so fun? The Parker m I love.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: That's very nice. I won't go anywhere other than Sparrow's
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: at this point. It's maybe my favorite place in the world.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: That's so gret.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: I think part of the secret is it's an adult's
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: only place, so it's very quiet.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: That's nice. I like that's nice. Is it nude?
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: No? No, so I'm not. I don't think I'm quite
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: there yet.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Have you seen that show Neighbor?
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that last episode. Nothing can nothing can
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: prepare you for what you see in that episode. Wow, Listener,
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: there's a show on HBO called Neighbors that just follows
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: conflicts with neighbors, and the final episode has to do
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: with a man who just wants to be all out
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: there at all time, and he.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Wants to pull off that little yellow long bikini bottom
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: so bad.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: And his neighbors don't necessarily want him to do that.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Huh, But he wants to be free. He's so tan,
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: he wants to be in every inch of.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Us lizard absolute and then he kind of he almost
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: finds his people in Florida. It's no surprise there, but
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: that's worth watching. I mean it is. That episode is
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: like not something I've necessarily would have wanted to be
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: eating during, but it was like, wow, wow, I just
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: never thought I would see any of this. Now I'm
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: seeing it.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: That really gives you a nice slice of life, yes,
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: that you didn't know was out there?
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Right Well, I think we should play a game.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's doll.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: We're going to play a game called Gift or a Curse.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: But I need a number between one and ten from you.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Six.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Okay. I have to do some calculating to get our
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: game pieces. So right now you can promote, recommend, do
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: whatever you want.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, great. Hii Oh, I'm doing a show right now.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Is the first night I'm doing it. It's called Beverly
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Hills the Kirk Douglas Theater. I think so yeah, and
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: it's so much fun. And we there's this great guy,
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Michael A.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: Swallow.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Do you know him? So? How I say my wonderful
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: name Azllollo. He wrote five hundred episodes of a soap
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: opera when he was thirteen years old. My bit hand
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: what literally wrote them. He was obsessed with soap operas
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: and he wrote five hunts over five episodes, and the
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: episodes are like five pages.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: Sure, but he gets he.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Casts people, and we don't know who we're playing or
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: what the dialogue is at all. We just get our
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: outfit look and then you show up and then he
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: casts like a lot of fun people and then you
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: read it's so much fun. So we're doing a run
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: at the Kirk Douglas Theater right now. So that's this
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: week doing stuff at the Groundlings always. There's a show
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: called The Hawk that's coming out on Netflix this summer.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Will Ferrell and Chris Parnell and Malay Shannon and that'll
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: be fun to watch.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: Is there anything else?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Cats? I love cats.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: You're on social media.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: You're on Instagram on social media, Patriska. It is my handle.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: Everybody needs to find you where it?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Patriska on I like Instagram the most, and you
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: love it.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: We all love it. We love the experience.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: How can we not.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: I like it. I like the connecting with people. I
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: like the I like the images I do. I'm old school.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: I like pictures. I do like a picture. I just
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: wish they would end.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: You wish pictures.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: I wish you know, you know, because Instagram has become
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: an infinite service where you can just, you know, non
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: stop scroll.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: There is no end way, and they've made the carousels longer. Yeah,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: how long are they gonna get? Fifty?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: I bet fifty? Can you imagine swiping through fifty photos
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: of somebody's September?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: We're closed, they're dump, I mean a fifty picture dump.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: Because it's currently what twenty.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: Twenty move from ten to twenty twenty is a lot.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Twenty is a lot.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: That's a lot.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: I don't need to add process. All right, This is
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: this is how we play Gift or a Curse. I'm
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: going to name three things. You'll tell me if they
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: are a gift or a curse and why, Okay, and
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong, because
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: there are correct answers. Great, all right. This first one
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: is from our listener named Sid gift or a curse
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: when a public restroom has a communal sink outside of
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: the bathrooms, so.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: You have your little stall and then you go out
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: to the communal like male and female, like everyone shares.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you go out and there's like, you know,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: it's almost part of I think that's a curse.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: Why because not that like there need to be gender
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: roles like at all, Like I don't like everyone should
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: be whatever and whomever they want. I think it like
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden, like I feel like I'm in
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: a closed space to do this thing that I've just
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: done for so long, and then when it's thrown into
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: like a community thing, I have to switch my brain
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: to like, oh I'm in public again for this personal
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: part right right, It's kind of like joining a circle
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: on the aura ring or something. Everybody knows that I'm washing.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That's kind of hard, but I would
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: say it's a curse.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: Wrong, Come on, Gift, Okay, it's the modern watering hole.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: This is a place we all go to meet. This
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: is also its wash our hands. It doubles the accountability
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: because you know before it was just oh I like
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: that part everybody is keeping their eyes on each other
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: as they wash hands.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, Sid, you're right, yes, because I do think there
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: are a lot of people who don't come out washing.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: Yes hands double the you know, everybody keeping eyes on.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: You need all the eyes, right, you need all that
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: social pressure.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: And it gives me a but I think in middle
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: school we had kind of that thing. It gives me
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: that kind of vibe of like, is that a good
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: public school?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: But it's interesting, yeah, interesting feeling that you don't really
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: expect to feel again as an adult.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: It is kind of fun.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Where is the place where there's the mirror where you
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: can see the other people on the other side washing
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: their hands like it's a strong way and you can
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: like see like the men and on the other side
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: washing their hands and they can see the women.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: That seems illegal.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: This is what Sid wants.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I see that.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. Number two This is from a listener named
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: Caroline Gift for a curse. When the cashier nods or
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: shakes their head at each of your items as they
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: ring you.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Up, Gift, why it feels more interactive to me than
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: just like you know, is zoned out like tink tink.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's more like oh ah, I think
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: I like it. I think it's like validating and like connect.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: It feels like a connection.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: Right, wrong, what come on? Now, that's a curse. I
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: want their eyes up here. I don't want you looking
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: at my groceries. Herbert, mind your own business. I didn't
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: come here for you to. I don't I need, don't
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: need to pass pass the cashier test. I don't need
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: their approval. No, this is this is the truth. These
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: are all the truth. This has nothing to The listener
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: just suggests the thing and then I reveal the truth. Okay,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: And this is absolutely a curse. I don't want a
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: cashier getting into my groceries. Really, I want them direct
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: eye contact with me. Just pass.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: You want them severe eye contact as they check everything.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: Through eyes off of my groceries. Okay, okay, yeah, I
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: got too wrong? All right. This third is from a
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: listener named Bell Gift or a curse and Airbnb with
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: no mirrors?
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: Oh curse?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: Oh my what I guess?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you got Oh I'm mad if there's
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: not a full length mirror, no mirrors? Are we airbnbing
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: in the Amish community. That's fine, but if it's just
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: a if we're in Pittsburgh, I'm going to need a mirror.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: I don't want to walk that feels you have to
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: have them. I feel like it's a long or.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: They're currently discussing that in the Supreme Court, very contentious.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: I think you must you must, oh tell me what
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: you think.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I know. Uh oh, they're a curse.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: You're right, Okay, yes, this. I can't even imagine how
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: unsettled I would be going into an Airbnb and not one.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: I mean I would I think I would get seasick
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Even if it were a tiny home, I would expect
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: one mirror.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Because you know they've got some stupid piece of art
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: on the wall.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: Yes, that should be a mirror, exactly.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: There's got a I mean, it's very interesting to think
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: about this sort of space.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: This is very like an experiment I didn't sign up
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: for though.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: It's very back rooms or liminal space sort of thing
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: where it's just like, oh and I'm trapped.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trapped. And doesn't it feel like an experiment? Yeah,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: Like let's see how you do, Like.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: Let's see what you find to reflect yourself in broken blast.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: Like, let's put you in like Caveman time, right, I.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Mean, I guess it would be a good time to
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: just reflect on everything else or not reflect. I guess
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: that would maybe that could be Like the Airbnb is
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: like we have experiences. This could be the experience would
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: be they couldn't afford mirrors to put in. That's the
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: fall experience, right, and you pay more for it.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: If I end up in an Airbnb with an without
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: a mirror, I'm I'm finding a hotel for the night exactly.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: I'm in danger. Yes, well you got one out of three. Okay,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: that's a.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: That's thirty three point threes three percent?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, endless threes. I think maybe there is a good number. Okay,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: will you hope me answer a listener question?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: Yes, I love to all right.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: People are writing into I said no gifts at gmail
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: dot com. Let's get into the dock here. This may
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: be our longest email ever. Really, this is hello Bridger
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: and disobedient guest. Okay, I hope you can help me
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: with an issue that's been plaguing me for weeks recently,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: my sister in law, who works full time as a
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: nurse's aide while also working on finishing her Bachelor of
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: Nursing degree, decided to open a small business selling homemade
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: breads and desserts. It's taken off like wildfire. She went
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: from pitching this idea around the start of the holidays
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: last year to baking everyone in our family homemade treats
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: as Christmas gifts, to make hundreds of dollars in sales,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: and hosting a table at a locals farmer market within
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: the past month alone. Wow, she's a talented baker and
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: lovely person. We get it. Ye Okay, she got a
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: loaf of sour dough from this parton who's doing all
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: these different things? And there was a long human hair
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: baked into the bread. They didn't this person didn't eat
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: any of the hair, but the moment I saw it
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: realize how long it was and how embedded in the
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: bread it was, I was horrified. Oh, I fear this
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: may stay with me for years. Okay, then we're skipping. Okay, anyway,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: let's see My question is I am possibly scarred for
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: life and don't know if I should tell her or not?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: And we get no name there that they just said
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  Speaker 3: love troubled listener, Get real, go this sister in law's
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  Speaker 3: doing it all. Yes, I mean the first six paragraphs
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  Speaker 3: of this ore. Like all of the things she's.
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  Speaker 4: Doing, she's doing it all.
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  Speaker 3: I think she should put a piece of hair in
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  Speaker 3: every loaf.
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  Speaker 2: It's like the baby in the in the king cake.
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  Speaker 3: If you find the hair, get off her back.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: Wait, don't give her a break. She is a small
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  Speaker 2: business owner. Yes, she's running her female business.
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  Speaker 3: We are supporting her.
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  Speaker 2: We're supporting her. Give her a break.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: She's uh in college, she's a nurse's aide. What has
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: this listener done other than write too long of an email.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: She's spending all of her time complaining yes, and an
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: email to you.
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  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, maybe I think it's a jealousy thing. I think
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: it's a like, look at Harriet. Yeah she does it all. Yeah,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: I'm just sitting here on my laptop.
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  Speaker 2: But she had but yeah she's but look how she's
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  Speaker 2: fucking it up.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I think this listener planted the hair. I
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  Speaker 3: don't care if she thinks it was baked in. I
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: think that this was planted.
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  Speaker 2: So she didn't take a bite, she didn't eat any
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  Speaker 2: She like held up the bread and it had like
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  Speaker 2: a sure.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: She made a huge deal Oh, I'm.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: Sure her husband.
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  Speaker 2: You have to hear all stopped hearing about now we're
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: hearing about it.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: I know, I'm sure all her coworkers are like enough.
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  Speaker 2: I think there's like more things that she could be
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: worried about.
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  Speaker 3: Create a whole.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Big list for her. Yeah, small beans. These are tiny beans.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: We don't need to worry about that.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, one hair and we know the source.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: You what are you going to suggest hairnets for her?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Actually not the worst idea.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Put your hair up, honey, while you're doing these.
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  Speaker 3: This feels like, you know, if she had written in
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  Speaker 3: and said I want to protect my sister in law's business,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: she's obviously going against health code. What do I do?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: This is what she does. She buys a second loaf. Okay,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: if the second loaf has a hair, we have a
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: chit chat. If the second loaf is okay, let her
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  Speaker 2: have her hair mistake.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let her have one mistake. Demand your money back
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: for that loaf. Of course, of course, save the receipts.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: Say I'm going to need one free loaf, I won't.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: Tell you why. And then if there's a hair in that,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: then we burn down the business or buy hairness exactly
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: until then it's like, I mean, this sister in law,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: it's enough.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think she's got enough.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: She's she's working, she's oh, you have to wake up
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  Speaker 2: so early to bake.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm sure you have to wake up early
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: to be a nurse's aid or go to college.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: Exactly. She's burning the candle.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this woman hasn't gotten a minute of sleep. No,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: her hair is probably falling out because she's so tired.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: Give her a rest.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's she needs extensions.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now get her hair and at her extensions. But
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: this is after buying a second loaf and discovering a
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: clump of hair, not just a piece of hair.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Now if there's more than one, yeah, if you're faking plump,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: then you build a case.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: Right. We've all had a hair in something exactly, and
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: we didn't even know who it came from.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: It was somebody from the back. And this, you know,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: give her a break, No, give her.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: A break, give her a break. Wow. Well, I think
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: we answered that question perfectly, so and uh solved that
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: family's issues and saved to some small business. Probably, Yes,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: that's what we do.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: I like to support small business.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: Well, I've got my beautiful candle. Yes, it does feel
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: slightly fired hazard fire hazardy.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: It does because it's paper, because.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: We've got just kind of loose paper around flame. I'll
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: light it. Maybe I should light it here in the studio.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: Only you light it here in the studio, and then
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: if it gets out of control, I can quickly extinguish.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: I think it's I They may just color a little
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: bit right.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: Their picture tans will fade.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: Their tans may fade, but.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: Their smiles won't.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: I think these are pretty sturdy, and I think you're
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: going to be praying and telling the truth and getting
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: so many answers.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, let me just quickly. I'm going to do a
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: quick test to make sure I know all of them.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: Miranda Layla, Nope, okay, I've already failed.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: And when you burn it down, there's a special surprise
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: in there. You'll be reading a script because I use
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: the backs of oh Perfect. So as you go you'll
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: get a little you'll get some interesting right, don't you
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: go from a script that I don't know what it is.
• 1:14:44
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• 1:14:46
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• 1:14:51
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• 1:15:06
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