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Don't you just hate it when your Breathalyzer doesn't like your Vape · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hello, good morning, John, Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, this is Jen. I guess I called earlier John breathalyzer?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, hello Jen, are you with the breathalyzer?
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  Speaker 3: Well I have.
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  Speaker 2: One, but my sister told me to call in saying that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well I called it, talked to.
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  Speaker 2: The I forget her name that answered the phone, and
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, all right, shut up. I wanted to
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  Speaker 2: suggest something, and I wanted, like I never got to
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  Speaker 2: like put input on, Like, you know how you said,
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  Speaker 2: what is the weirdest thing you got banned from?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I said Weymo?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, why'd you get banned from Weymo?
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  Speaker 2: Because I never really talked to them that nice when
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  Speaker 2: they were muted in to tell me to put my
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  Speaker 2: people down right away, and uh, just you know the
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  Speaker 2: mask when masks were going on, and like I deal
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  Speaker 2: over to them because it just made no sense. But
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  Speaker 2: I guess it did a little bit in the long run.
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  Speaker 2: But they did not appreciate my tone and they closed
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  Speaker 2: my account, but I opened a new one with a
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  Speaker 2: different email.
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  Speaker 1: Is that your breathalyzer going off? Yes? Why don't you
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  Speaker 1: blow an it really quick? Get it handled?
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  Speaker 2: I did. I did. Since I'm in the shade it doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: It takes a little bit because it's stupid. I don't
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  Speaker 2: understand the sensitivity of it. But yeah, frustrating.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty wild that weimo banned you and you have
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  Speaker 4: a breathalyzer. Like if you if you could ride away Mo,
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  Speaker 4: you probably would have been okay and not pulled over
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  Speaker 4: that night.
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  Speaker 2: Oh this was like years and years and years ago.
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  Speaker 2: It was when I didn't have a car.
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  Speaker 3: After, you know, I got to do how long has
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  Speaker 3: WAYMO been around? I thought it was obviously I guess
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  Speaker 3: I thought they were like a couple of years.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought you said the breathalyzer for years when
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  Speaker 4: they first came out.
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  Speaker 3: That sound like a bad noise.
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  Speaker 1: Is that her blown in? It? Is that you blown up?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, it doesn't work well when you hit your babe.
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  Speaker 1: And then you go to blow god. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Jen, I know, I know. All right, So
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  Speaker 1: you got banned from Waymouth, all right, you're the one.
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  Speaker 3: We have a great attitude.
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  Speaker 2: The caveat is I just created another caount with a
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  Speaker 2: different game.
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  Speaker 1: You showed them.
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  Speaker 2: But there's also what I was also. I wanted to
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  Speaker 2: just okay, I love life hacks, I love riches like stacks,
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  Speaker 2: the hacks and you know how Guy and Peyton they
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  Speaker 2: go like everything, try something different. Well, I wanted to see,
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  Speaker 2: like maybe when day Rich can like try the hacks
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  Speaker 2: that the life tacks that he does, like it'd be
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  Speaker 2: kind of funny to see him.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, actually I do try a lot of them.
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  Speaker 5: You want me to film more of those.
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  Speaker 6: We've done some of them.
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  Speaker 5: We've done a few. We haven't done a ton, but
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  Speaker 5: we've done a few. You got a life hack for
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  Speaker 5: a breathalyzer look on up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't want to say.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's not working for you.
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  Speaker 4: If you're trying to somehow bypass the breathalyzer and fathing
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  Speaker 4: at the same time.
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  Speaker 5: Will the car move right now while it's doing all
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  Speaker 5: that beeping? Can you drive anywhere?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: So with my car, it's push start. If it were key,
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  Speaker 2: then I've discrewed. But I can start the car and
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  Speaker 2: they call it the circumvention.
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  Speaker 3: But they eventually there's a breathalyzer hack right there. Get
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  Speaker 3: a push button start.
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  Speaker 4: You're good to try tomorrow, all right, Listen, you'd be
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  Speaker 4: careful for the July driving and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, be safe?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you?
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  Speaker 4: All right, Jen, thanks for calling. In all right, So
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  Speaker 4: we're gonna play a minute to win it. We got
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  Speaker 4: one thousand dollars of Pad Hickey's money. We need an contestant.
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  Speaker 4: Call us at eight seven, seven, nine to three, seven,
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  Speaker 4: one oh four to seven. You gotta get ten questions right.
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  Speaker 4: Wouldn't be great to like fourth of July weekend hit
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  Speaker 4: it off and give somebody a thousand bucks.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, that'd be so amazing.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta get ten questions right.
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  Speaker 4: Meanwhile, while we wait for a contestant, I don't know why,
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  Speaker 4: but I always get so excited when they see Kyle
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  Speaker 4: get her bowtox. She's posting it up on her Instagram
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  Speaker 4: right now. You can see it at Unfuged.
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  Speaker 7: I get so excited when I get my boatox. It's
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  Speaker 7: like it's so weird because like the minute I see
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  Speaker 7: movement in my forehead, I'm like ah, and I.
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  Speaker 8: Have to call Jamie at the comptuck and be like, hey,
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  Speaker 8: I gotta get in. I gotta get in immediately. I
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  Speaker 8: can see movement.
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  Speaker 7: She just laughs, because you know people get botox, you
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  Speaker 7: get it like where your face kind of moves. I
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  Speaker 7: like to see Nope, not like paralyze my forehead. Zero movement.
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  Speaker 7: So I went in and it was a delight and
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  Speaker 7: I left. And when you get your botox, like I
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  Speaker 7: wear makeup a lot of it, a few layers.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe one hundred layers either way.
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  Speaker 7: When they when she does the boatox, she takes a
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  Speaker 7: little alcohol swab and she'll she'll swap where she's going
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  Speaker 7: to put the shots in.
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  Speaker 8: I get a lot of botox, So there's a lot
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  Speaker 8: of little swaps on my head. And in the last
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  Speaker 8: picture on my Instagram that I boats it, you can kind.
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  Speaker 7: Of see like there's little circles, there's little white circles
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  Speaker 7: where it's like the bronzer's no longer on my forehead and.
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  Speaker 8: Like my real skin's showing through.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm like, I just leave that way, Like I
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  Speaker 7: don't put any powder on or anything. I just leave
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  Speaker 7: that way. I go home and I'm like greeting my family, like, hey, guys,
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  Speaker 7: I'm in a great mood because I just got botox.
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  Speaker 8: This is amazing. What a great day.
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  Speaker 7: Right going into the fourth of July weekend, A face
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  Speaker 7: ain't gonna be moving, it's gonna be swell. And Addie
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  Speaker 7: looks at me and she kind of like gesture, she
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  Speaker 7: like looks at me, and I can see she's like
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  Speaker 7: analyzing what I look like right now, and she's like kind.
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  Speaker 8: Of has a disgusting look on her face, and she's like.
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  Speaker 7: Mom, you need to like and then she like takes
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  Speaker 7: her hand and like swirls it around her forehead.
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  Speaker 8: And goes, you need to like fix your face. At
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  Speaker 8: least you know she.
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  Speaker 6: Has you and she won't be letting you walk around
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  Speaker 6: looking crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Was laughing.
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  Speaker 8: I was like, you know, you're absolutely right, and I will.
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  Speaker 8: I definitely will.
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  Speaker 7: They were like, oh, they've been doing this like strength
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  Speaker 7: class this summer. It's literally just a workout, but I
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  Speaker 7: don't like to call it a workout because.
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  Speaker 8: Then they won't want to go.
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  Speaker 7: But I'm I call it strength class, and like then
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  Speaker 7: they're like in their head, they're like I'm getting stronger
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  Speaker 7: and like maybe that's the trick I need to do myself.
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  Speaker 8: But she's like, you can't go like that.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: But Peyton's absolutely right, Like she's just it's like good
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  Speaker 7: looking out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so if you put makeup on over those wouldn't
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  Speaker 4: couldn't get in the pores and cause an infection.
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  Speaker 7: I mean it hasn't yet, and I've been doing botux
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  Speaker 7: for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: True, you are an expert.
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  Speaker 4: Good over here, all right, we got one thousand dollars
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  Speaker 4: of By the way, you can see the videos and go
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  Speaker 4: where ylegoes at her Instagram at unfug on stories, rights
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  Speaker 4: on stories.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, yeah right, I'm going there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going there next week, getting a bunch of stuff
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  Speaker 4: done because I'm a disaster.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, you need to fix Hi?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Hey Shelby are what are you doing shelves? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I am driving to work. I'm actually pulling into the
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  Speaker 1: parking lot. You don't get today off, You're not a vacation.
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  Speaker 2: Not yet.
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  Speaker 1: Tomorrow.
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  Speaker 6: I get tomorrow off.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do for a living?
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  Speaker 6: I work at a geral office.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, people need their teeth fakes before the July
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  Speaker 1: for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So we'll part we'll part of how to you And
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  Speaker 1: I always like to kind of visualize where you are.
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  Speaker 5: When you're playing the game, Chandler, like Tyrene and Jamma
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  Speaker 5: Boulevard area, be careful pingup pulled over there this morning I.
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  Speaker 2: Did literally, oh my god, really, yes, Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 2: that's horrible.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, No, it was actually all good because they're keeping
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  Speaker 6: me accountable. So you're all good at least the street
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  Speaker 6: straight or.
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Let's play all right, we got sixty seconds on the clock.
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  Speaker 3: I really hope you win today. Let's lock it in, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Be here we go.
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  Speaker 3: Ten questions. Taylor Swift is getting married this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: To whom.
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  Speaker 5: Chats Kelsey, who is credited with.
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  Speaker 3: Sewing the first American flag.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Betty, Oh my gosh, I literally have
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  Speaker 1: no idea. Uh, don't over last name.
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  Speaker 6: How do I not know this?
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  Speaker 5: Oh man, I don't know, but out something she might
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  Speaker 5: get it right, and you're running out of time, Betty something.
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  Speaker 1: It is, Betty right.
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  Speaker 3: We hear a lot of great alone.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 7: Peyton and I always play along with you guys, and
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  Speaker 7: we were playing along too, and I think Peyton mouthed
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  Speaker 7: Betsy Johnson, which is a really tabulous designer, but did
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  Speaker 7: not design.
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  Speaker 8: And I said, Buddy White, I.
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  Speaker 5: Know some of these are so you know him. But
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  Speaker 5: you get underneath the headlights and it like shaves your brain.
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  Speaker 3: I get it. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: On that show. Well, thanks Shelby, good luck, Heny, thanks
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  Speaker 1: for listening.
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  Speaker 5: But if it comes up at like you know, America
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  Speaker 5: Trivia this weekend, you guys now know it's Betsy Ross speak.
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  Speaker 1: Of America trivia I brought up earlier.
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  Speaker 4: I said there was only one president born in fourth July,
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  Speaker 4: and a bunch of people google it. Calvin Coolidge was
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  Speaker 4: born four Calvin Coolidge, and then he went on to
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  Speaker 4: make underwear.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that one of our great underwear maker presidents.
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  Speaker 4: Peyton, tell us the story because Rich told us the
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  Speaker 4: story of his neighbor that wants to take his shirt
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  Speaker 4: off and go in the hot tub.
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  Speaker 1: Oka, you have a weird neighbor story too.
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  Speaker 6: I mean we always have weird neighbor stories because I
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  Speaker 6: mean you just never know what you're gonna get. But
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  Speaker 6: we had a pretty interesting drop off from one of
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  Speaker 6: our neighbors the other day. And it was dried squid,
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  Speaker 6: which is like legit dried squid with hoison sauces, Hoison.
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  Speaker 8: Saus take me to church? Is it like sesame seeds?
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  Speaker 6: Because it's hot outside, which it's dried, it's shelf table.
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  Speaker 6: And apparently our neighbor's daughter is making them and they
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  Speaker 6: are a hit on Facebook Marketplace.
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  Speaker 1: And I just I couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: I brought them in to the station.
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  Speaker 6: In front of it so I could show Nick and
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  Speaker 6: he was like, not like interested, So I left him
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  Speaker 6: out and they were gone. So somebody ate them?
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  Speaker 3: Did you put them in the kitchen? People eat anything
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  Speaker 3: in radio station?
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  Speaker 6: Someone ate them?
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  Speaker 8: So I would like to know who and their review.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ask your neighbor hey, oh you got something?
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  Speaker 1: Can I try some of that?
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  Speaker 2: Or no?
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  Speaker 6: They just dropped him off, Like that's just how neighborly are.
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  Speaker 6: Our neighborhood is my mom drops off her homemade sourdough
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  Speaker 6: bread like once a week to our neighbors.
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  Speaker 1: That's so nice your mom makes howured over it?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: How have you not brought that in?
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  Speaker 3: I mean I've never brought it in.
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  Speaker 6: I should bring it in.
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  Speaker 8: We haven't talked about her starter.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we've talked about it before. But I don't know
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  Speaker 6: why I haven't brought it in. I should break something.
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  Speaker 4: I have some neighbors to say hi, And I think
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  Speaker 4: I can talk about this now because I feel like
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  Speaker 4: he's out of town right now. But like, great guy,
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  Speaker 4: and every couple of years I have to go to
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  Speaker 4: dinner with him and his wife, my wife and I
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  Speaker 4: every couple of years, and I was, I like, after
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  Speaker 4: I eat dinner at home, I like to walk around
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  Speaker 4: the block because I heard it helps digest the food
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  Speaker 4: and help you have a better night sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Just walk around the block. And you pulled up in
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  Speaker 1: a truck behind us.
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  Speaker 4: He pulled up, so we end up talking to him,
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  Speaker 4: and I said to Blake, I was like, can't walk
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  Speaker 4: around the block anymore?
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  Speaker 3: Can you like creep through the alley or something?
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  Speaker 1: Get your stuff in A.
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  Speaker 4: Couple of year years ago, to remember I was, I
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  Speaker 4: took it was right around this time. A couple of
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  Speaker 4: years ago, I was in Idaho, was at Quarterlaine visiting
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  Speaker 4: Pat Hickey, and I was at this gym that you work.
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  Speaker 4: Got in in the gym, guy I had a Phoenix
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  Speaker 4: sunshirt on that two you guys the story. Guy's a
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  Speaker 4: Phoenix sun shirt on in Idaho. I'm in Cordlaine, Idoho,
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  Speaker 4: and I go I'm doing social. I was feeling good,
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  Speaker 4: you know, the blood's pumping through my veins and doorphins
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  Speaker 4: are and I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Like, Phoenix suns. Huh you from Phoenix? He goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I live across the street from you. And I was
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  Speaker 1: like it was Money's Tom.
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  Speaker 4: Oh hey Tom, and like a look, and I got
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  Speaker 4: all the fences and I was like, look, I get
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  Speaker 4: up in the morning, I leave, Like, our schedules are different.
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  Speaker 1: I never seen you. He's like, I know your wife,
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  Speaker 1: I know your dogs. I know. I was like, god, I'm.
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  Speaker 8: Sorry, Oh Tommy different workout, Like the.
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  Speaker 1: Guy was to tell you about this a high to me.
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  Speaker 1: He lives directly across the street from me. Tom is
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  Speaker 1: the house next to his, and I was like, oh God,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. It's terrible. And I haven't seen him
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  Speaker 1: since that hel it's different. He was two years ago.