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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show September 21st 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. You know, I'd like to add a
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: jeers to the mix. Okay. I saw, man, a ton
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: of stuff about BTS and their performance at the iHeartRadio
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: Music Festival, their fans could be the dumbest people I've
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  Speaker 1: ever seen. Their characters. Here's why it's embarrassing. I understand
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  Speaker 1: being a fan, right? But to be so over the top,
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  Speaker 1: it is like, I mean, it's almost, it seems worse
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  Speaker 1: and Menace, you would know better than I do. It's
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  Speaker 1: worse than that delusional fandom that Taylor Swift fans have. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's to a different level altogether. It's pretty hardcore. We're
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  Speaker 1: talking grown men in their 50s, Greg. Yeah. What did
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  Speaker 1: you see?
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  Speaker 2: Crying?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, are you kidding? That's not my issue. People camping out.
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: That's not my issue. Anyway, so BTS was part of
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  Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio music festival, and they came out and they
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  Speaker 1: did their thing, and then it was done. Just like
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  Speaker 1: everybody else on the festival, these are not full shows.
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  Speaker 2: Sets.
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  Speaker 1: No. Like it's Friday night and Saturday night. It's one stage.
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  Speaker 1: It's not an all day thing where people get there
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  Speaker 1: at eight o'clock in the morning and it goes till
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  Speaker 1: midnight and there's three different stages and a whatever tent
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  Speaker 1: that people put like a Coachella kind of thing. It's
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  Speaker 1: one stage.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And so it's think of it more like you see
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  Speaker 1: like award award shows. Right. You know, thing. Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: A showcase. I prefer it that way.
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  Speaker 3: I love it when I go to a comedy club
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  Speaker 3: and it's like six different comedians doing 15 minutes each.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a it's a rotating stage. And so there's
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  Speaker 1: very little downtime. And the whole thing's start to finish
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  Speaker 1: three and a half, four hours tops.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Total start to finish. Right. Man, these BTS fans think
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  Speaker 1: there's some kind of big drawn out conspiracy about how
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  Speaker 1: I heart quote used them. Yeah, I can assure you,
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  Speaker 1: because I heard from some muckety mucks. They were well compensated,
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  Speaker 1: and they were well compensated. For the agreed upon 15 minutes. Right.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they agreed to.
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  Speaker 4: See, that's the conspiracy.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. They weren't used. It didn't do this for free.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't cut the mics. It didn't just show up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: None of that is true. Zero of that is true.
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  Speaker 5: You don't think that we wouldn't want them to play
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  Speaker 5: for maybe 48 hours?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. For being as big. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Worldwide.
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  Speaker 1: The whole event is whatever it is. So I went
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  Speaker 1: back and I pulled up the schedule's. Now, this is
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  Speaker 1: before we even got there about who was going to
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  Speaker 1: be on. Kenny Chesney, 25 minutes. what's that, Stella Lefty,
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  Speaker 1: who you heard? Three minutes.
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  Speaker 4: It was from Boston.
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  Speaker 1: But that, it was, my point is, you can argue, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this person should have got a little bit more, this
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  Speaker 1: person should have got a little bit less, or what,
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  Speaker 1: this is what it was agreed upon. Like, hey, this
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  Speaker 1: is how we think this is going to fit into this,
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  Speaker 1: or this is what we are available for, this is
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  Speaker 1: what we're willing to do for however much they decide to,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like however much it costs. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what it would cost to have BTS come in
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  Speaker 1: and do a full set. I can guarantee you it's
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  Speaker 1: a lot more than what they agreed upon for the
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  Speaker 1: 15 minutes. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: This is also taped for TV. So the time is
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  Speaker 3: very strict.
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  Speaker 1: Very correct. Yeah, so Benson Boone got 25 minutes. Smashing
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  Speaker 1: Pumpkins got 20 minutes. So Benson Boone got more than
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  Speaker 1: Smashing Pumpkins. Right. In the Pumpkins, it felt like three minutes. Right.
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  Speaker 1: It's not based on anything other than run and flow
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  Speaker 1: of show and everything. But man, read the comments. It's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: The caping that goes on. You could tell on Jang
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  Speaker 1: Juk's face, whatever the F his name is. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know what his name is. There's a Juk something.
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  Speaker 1: Jin Cook? Is that the name?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, you could tell he felt, they're making up all
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  Speaker 1: this stuff.
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  Speaker 3: What social media account should we tell the BTS army
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  Speaker 3: to go to to suck it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's not even like the army. And the way
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  Speaker 1: they speak like... Army, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's
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  Speaker 1: not like the army or the BTS army.
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  Speaker 2: Like, no.
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  Speaker 1: And the way they treat army is just, oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: Are we saying BTS armies are a bunch of losers, Menace?
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't go that far. Yes. From what I read online, losers.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go to sleep. Losers, losers, losers. There's
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  Speaker 1: no conspiracy, dude.
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  Speaker 5: No, the only issue that I have is like, dude,
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  Speaker 5: if we had the access to give them you know,
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  Speaker 5: more time, we would want that.
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  Speaker 1: It would be a good thing, you know?
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  Speaker 5: So it's not like, that's the part where it's like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, them, the fans saying that we didn't want
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  Speaker 5: to give them that access.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: We would want to have that, you know? So that's,
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  Speaker 5: that's the thing that I'm worried about.
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  Speaker 3: Menace, this makes perfect sense, but can we get a
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  Speaker 3: clean cut for Vaughn of what he's saying?
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  Speaker 1: The BTS ARMYs are losers, losers, losers. Yes. The BTS ARMY. Losers, losers, losers.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what I'm basing that on? I'm basing
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  Speaker 1: that on everything that I read online. There was a
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  Speaker 1: lot of anger. I didn't see one clear-headed comment from
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  Speaker 1: a person who was part of Army. Army. And if
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  Speaker 1: there was, didn't see it. But that's what I'm basing
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  Speaker 1: my opinion on.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I hate that they blame someone else. Like, their
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  Speaker 6: immediate response is like, blame someone else. They did them dirty.
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  Speaker 6: They were wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I hard screwed them. It's like, nah, dude.
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  Speaker 6: Used.
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  Speaker 4: It couldn't possibly be like, we'll do this many songs
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  Speaker 4: for this much money.
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  Speaker 1: Done. Deal. Right. Yeah. They did okay. Muse had 25 minutes. God,
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  Speaker 1: that was so good. And that's how it works. That's
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  Speaker 1: just how it works. I like that. I like that
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  Speaker 1: kind of show. I do, too. Because you know what
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  Speaker 1: I want to spend? I don't want to spend all day. No.
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  Speaker 1: And that's never what it was. That's why it says
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  Speaker 1: start time is this. And you've got to figure it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be wrapped up by. If you want to
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  Speaker 1: take a break because, you know, hey, I'll take, you know.
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  Speaker 6: Midnight.
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  Speaker 1: Read the comment. It's so funny.
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  Speaker 2: So many different genres. If you're not into one of them,
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  Speaker 2: you know it won't last that long. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You've got six more minutes. Yeah. And from everything that
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  Speaker 1: I heard, you know, like, you know. the guys themselves,
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  Speaker 1: nice dudes. And everybody was cool.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody. Yeah. Nobody felt wrong. Yeah. If there was a
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  Speaker 1: people like, Oh, the mic, nobody cut their microphones off.
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  Speaker 1: I know there are things that happen in the course
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  Speaker 1: of like a, you know, a live event or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: where there could be a microphone stops working or there's
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  Speaker 1: things that happen. There are technical things that happen, but,
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  Speaker 1: But also.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's just when we go to a concert,
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  Speaker 4: we're used to, first of all, an encore.
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  Speaker 1: So it's like, they didn't come back. They're mad.
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  Speaker 4: Like, that's not how these kind of festivals work.
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  Speaker 1: That's not how they leave the stage ever. Well, if
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  Speaker 1: you watched any of the other bands, any of the
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  Speaker 1: 16 years that this iHeartRadio music festival has gone on.
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  Speaker 1: That's how it goes. Yeah, they go, all right, thank you, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: And they wave as they're walking off stage because the
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  Speaker 1: stage is about to spin. Literally, it's on a turntable
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  Speaker 1: kind of thing. And then they have the next artist
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  Speaker 1: ready to go. Yeah, and they did.
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  Speaker 2: It's down to the minute.
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  Speaker 6: They did everything backstage. I mean, I saw them hit
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  Speaker 6: all the different spots. So if they were in a
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  Speaker 6: bad mood and they didn't want to be there or whatever,
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  Speaker 6: they wouldn't have done all that extra stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And we saw it all. And they were happy to
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  Speaker 1: be there. Yeah, those guys, by all accounts, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have any personal dealings with them, obviously. They didn't trash
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  Speaker 1: the dressing room? No, they had me working with like
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  Speaker 1: Muse and Smashing Pumpkins and Weezer and doing that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So that wasn't my area of responsibility. But the people
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  Speaker 1: that I do know who were, you know, talking to
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  Speaker 1: them and doing all the officials.
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  Speaker 4: Nice guys.
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  Speaker 1: Super cool. Yeah, they were fine. We would definitely hear
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  Speaker 1: about it. But zero.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Cheers and jeers. Let's start with you, Jeff G.
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  Speaker 6: Cheers to my first ever iHeartRadio Music Festival.
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  Speaker 2: It was awesome.
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  Speaker 6: I've been working here eight years, and this is the
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  Speaker 6: first one I've been to. It was great seeing all
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  Speaker 6: the artists, all the iHeart people from around the country.
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  Speaker 6: We had a tremendous crew of talent. It was a
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  Speaker 6: lot of fun. You guys made it really easy to
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  Speaker 6: do our jobs while we were there, which was really cool.
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  Speaker 6: But my favorite moment by far... It's watching how trashed
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  Speaker 6: our bosses get.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Like, they turn up, man. It's open bar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Different areas where all the... It's a heavy pour.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, where all the muckety-mucks and stuff are hanging out. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I knew they were turnt when they yelled at me
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  Speaker 6: from across the.
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  Speaker 1: Room, and I'm like, this.
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  Speaker 6: Guy didn't know my name six months ago, man.
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  Speaker 1: This is cool. Yeah. It's open bar all day, too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like, the start of the festival, all the way until probably, like,
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  Speaker 1: 1 a.m.
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  Speaker 2: That's how life should be.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's my cheers.
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  Speaker 5: Cheers.
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  Speaker 1: And my jeers. So we flew.
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  Speaker 6: Back home on Southwest and I paid a few extra
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  Speaker 6: bucks to sit in the front row.
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  Speaker 1: I had like a credit on Southwest. So I used
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  Speaker 1: it to get like little leg room.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 6: So if, if I'm in the first row, Why am
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  Speaker 6: I putting my luggage five rows back? The minute I
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  Speaker 6: walk onto the plane, the first four rows of luggage
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  Speaker 6: on both effing sides are already all.
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  Speaker 1: Whose luggage is that? Thank you for joining. I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the first row, dude.
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  Speaker 4: This shouldn't be allowed.
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  Speaker 1: Greg.
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  Speaker 3: Jeff, thank you for joining First Class Complaints with Seabass.
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  Speaker 1: Am I bougie now?
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  Speaker 2: Were you the first on the plane as well?
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  Speaker 1: No, I was in group two.
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  Speaker 6: So I think they do like, you know, pre-boarding and
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  Speaker 6: then they give like some, they have some other special
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  Speaker 6: name for people.
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  Speaker 3: Priority.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Fake wheelchair people. Yeah. No, I paid for priority. And
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  Speaker 1: then also the stewardess, they use that for their luggage too.
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  Speaker 1: What are they called? The stewardess, I guess. Or the
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  Speaker 1: flight attendant.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll put their stuff in there. If you're on a.
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  Speaker 3: I think this part of this is Southwest is kind
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  Speaker 3: of new to this whole first class thing a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Because when you're on a real airline with real first class,
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  Speaker 3: the upfront, the first class stewardess will watch those losers
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  Speaker 3: like a hawk.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, they will.
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  Speaker 1: But I think on Southwest, it's still kind of loosey-goosey,
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  Speaker 1: anything goes.
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  Speaker 3: And therefore, the losers who want to sit in back
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  Speaker 3: and just want to, I'll drop my bags off here
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  Speaker 3: and I'll walk to my loser seat with the pours.
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  Speaker 2: Shit!
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  Speaker 3: It's their little way of being a loser pour and
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  Speaker 3: trying to... to stick it to you rich people up front.
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  Speaker 3: And we need to have better enforcement.
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  Speaker 1: Us rich people, huh?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I would agree.
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  Speaker 1: On Southwest.
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  Speaker 6: The whole part that bothers me, too, is that then
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  Speaker 6: they're pissed at me that I'm not getting off the
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  Speaker 6: plane fast enough because I've got to go back five
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  Speaker 6: rows to get my luggage.
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: That's hell.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, hey, if you want to hand it to me,
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  Speaker 6: I'll move, but I'm not moving.
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  Speaker 1: Until I get my luggage.
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  Speaker 4: How does that even work? How do you even go
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  Speaker 4: backwards to get your crap when everyone's standing in the aisle?
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: Because you have to wait for everybody. Oh, no way.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to be like a salmon going upstream. You
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  Speaker 1: wait for the break because someone's getting their stuff out
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: of the overhead. Now there's a break in the action,
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: so now let you move back five or six rows before...
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  Speaker 1: then the flow starts coming again. You gotta wait for
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  Speaker 1: another break.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I paid for priority, 20 bucks.
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  Speaker 1: 40 bucks.
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  Speaker 2: A plane is like the restroom at work where people
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  Speaker 2: just go in it and lose their minds. They forget
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  Speaker 2: how to act. They forget what to do. They don't
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  Speaker 2: know how to count.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if you guys remember a year ago, I caught
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  Speaker 3: a guy doing it, and the stewardess didn't catch her,
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  Speaker 3: and I wrote him a note and put it, and
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  Speaker 3: I waited until he was, you know, later in the mid-flight.
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  Speaker 1: I said, do I have a bomb?
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  Speaker 3: I said, I wiped my poo hands on this note,
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: and now it's on your bag. Don't put your crap
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  Speaker 3: up here again, essentially.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: There was one airline that was messing with the idea.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember which one it was. So even if
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  Speaker 1: you have a carry-on, before you get on board, you
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: put a color-coded tag based on where your seat is. Oh,
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: that's smart. If you're in rows one through... Five. It's
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  Speaker 1: this color. So if they're looking for anything that's not
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  Speaker 1: that color or doesn't have a tag.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't belong.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: And then those come out and they go, bag.
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  Speaker 4: Where is this?
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember which. They're toying with the idea. That's
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  Speaker 1: a good idea. This is a thing. And so, you know,
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: they always every once in a while will have a
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: debate about, all right, well, we're thinking about boarding back
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  Speaker 1: to front. We're going to do all windows, then all middles,
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: then all aisles, which that would never go because people won't.
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  Speaker 1: insist on getting on the plane at the same time
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  Speaker 1: with whoever they're traveling with. I can't leave my wife alone.
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  Speaker 1: For five whole seconds. If we're going to board all
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: the windows, then all the middle and all the aisles,
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: then that would mean that people are split up just
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  Speaker 1: getting on the plane. You're going to reconvene in moments.
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  Speaker 3: There was a stewardess a few flights ago who did
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  Speaker 3: that because they got filled up up front where all
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  Speaker 3: those cool people were.
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  Speaker 1: And she's like, who's the bag is this? And we pointed.
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  Speaker 1: Who's the bag? And she went.
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  Speaker 3: And she took that bag out and walked it to
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  Speaker 3: the back to shame that loser. Now, he should be
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: given like a six-month ban or whatever, but they won't
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  Speaker 3: do that.
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  Speaker 2: I have a friend who's a flight attendant.
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  Speaker 1: Six-month ban. I support that.
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  Speaker 2: And passengers will show the boarding pass and ask, where
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: is this seat? Do you not know how to count?
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  Speaker 1: Do you see the number?
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  Speaker 2: I don't get it. People go onto a plane and
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  Speaker 2: they lose their minds. Yeah, true. Makes absolutely no sense.
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  Speaker 1: All right. And then Greg Gorey, cheers and jeers.
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  Speaker 2: So cheers to something that I've known has existed for
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: a long time, but I've never listened to a full
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: episode of the Smart List podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's great.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: With Will Arnett, Sean Hayes, and Jason Bateman. And I
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: walked into a dermatologist appointment wearing a Depeche Mode shirt,
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: and the dermatologist said, Oh my God, I love Depeche Mode.
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  Speaker 2: Did you listen to them when they were on Smart List?
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: I said, what?
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: They did?
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  Speaker 2: I've never listened. So I went back and listened to it.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently this was three years ago. And to hear stars
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  Speaker 2: like legit Will Arnett and Sean Hayes were freaking out
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: that Dave and Martin from Depeche Mode were on their show.
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  Speaker 2: They knew everything about the band. Will Arnett is so
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  Speaker 2: musically literate. He knew so much about that era of music.
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  Speaker 2: It was such a good listen. So fascinating. And I
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  Speaker 2: would venture to say the best interview of Depeche Mode
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  Speaker 2: that I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they're real fans. And you're a real fan. Yes.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: And to hear Sean Hayes talking, like he was shaking.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: He was so geeked out. It was so enjoyable.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Are they talking about the music though? Or are they
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: talking about other stuff? Like their life.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: It was very music heavy, but also just everyday stuff,
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: behind the scenes stuff. It was really a good listen.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: I loved it.
• 13:57
  Speaker 5: You enjoyed the Smartless HBO show when they followed them around.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was called Smartless on the Road. That was
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: a lot of fun. But I never sat down and
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: just listened to an entire episode.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: And you and I enjoyed them ripping on Jason Bateman.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: And his diet. And his diet and how pain in
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: the ass he was.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: He's got so many dietary restrictions.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's tortured, too. So, Greg, you're saying surprise Depeche
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Mode interviews are really interesting?
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Why don't you turn around behind you? I wish. I wish.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: I like the interviews where they talk to people who are,
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, how many more questions about their own music
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: can you ask a band like Depeche Mode, right?
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Like, let's get into some other stuff. Let's talk about
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: these other things. I find those, the people who have
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: the ability to do interviews like that and get answers
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: out of, you know, whoever the, the person being interviewed, celebrity,
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: whatever they're famous for, like getting that kind of like
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: deeper insight or like, okay, they've been asked the same
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: question a thousand times. They have. Like what else?
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: This was more of like their origin story. It was
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: revealed that Martin Gore once went to a taping of
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Will and Grace and They went backstage and told Sean Hayes,
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: who played Jack, hey, Martin Gore's in the audience. And
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: he kind of threw him.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: See, that's what I'm talking about. That's the more interesting stuff.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a lot of stuff from their olden
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: days and how they formed. It was so good.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: I loved it.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: And sadly, Jason Bateman said almost nothing during this interview
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: because it was all about Will Arnett and Sean Hayes
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: being such geeked out fans to have them on the show.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: So that's very good. Cheers to that. jeers and i
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: sent woody and gina a photo to the girl who
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: ruined a fine dining experience simply by having the world's
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: biggest nose ring and i couldn't not stare at it
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: simply by existing so big just by existing it ruined
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: my meal it was so annoying and a preemptive comment
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: to people who say Well, what about a little tiny
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: diamond stud? That's like saying, hey, do you want to
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: get stabbed by a knife? But what if you just
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: get stabbed by a little knife?
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: No, I don't want either.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: It looks terrible.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: You look terrible.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: It was so distracting.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: It was like a bull ring.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: So big.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: You weren't having a meal with this person. They were
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: at a different table?
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Nope, but she ruined my day. Simply by, I mean... disgusting.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Was this a ring, septum piercing?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: A bull ring.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Gigantic.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what's worse than that, Greg, and I'm
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: sure you've seen it, is when they connect the nose
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: ring and the septum piercing with a chain to their
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: ear or something.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: This is a fad.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: You will look back on this in 15 years, like
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Bell Bottoms or The Pet Rock, and you will shudder
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: at how stupid you were.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: And then these are the people that look in the
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: mirror before they go out for the day and go, yep.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Looks good. That's the look.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Are you clinically insane?
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: And by the way, you weren't doing this 10 years ago.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Because it wasn't a fad. You're a stupid sheep who's
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: following the herd.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I know. I shouldn't look.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: One of your really good friends.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know. Wait, does she still have it?
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, she does?
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: And she's had it for what?
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: She's had, well, she has two. She had the bull ring,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: which she took out, but she still has the, Little
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: stud thing.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: And you never bring it up?
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I've told her that it needs to go.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, having an opinion one way or the other
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: is one thing.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: But the fact that it ruined your meal. I'm being hyperbolic.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: It ruined your night out.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: It definitely distracted you.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: The way she was sitting was angled right where my
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: face was facing.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, damn it. You had to sit there.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: And now I have to look at this disgusting wobbling thing. Which.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Like flinging in and out like. It was so big
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: that it wouldn't even sit still. Ew.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Flapping around.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: And people are like, oh, don't look at it. Well,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: if it's in my face, I'm kind of forced to.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: I was forced to.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: You were.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: It was bad.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: The name of the podcast, I'm going to text. The
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: name of the podcast was The Smartless Podcast. Yeah.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Very good listen. For all I know, all of them
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: are great. They are. But this one in particular.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Because they have that same.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Banter, yeah.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: It was really good.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY. Text us, like all these other people are doing
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: over here, to 229-87-619, saying, Billy Corgan seemed like a
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: douche to Woody this past weekend when I was watching. No,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: he wasn't at all. No, he was so nice. He
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: was super cool to you, man. What? Where did they
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: catch that?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Eight feet tall.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Well, if you're watching on Hulu, I don't know. I
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: didn't see how the coverage ended up looking.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: That's weird.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Because he was super cool. Yeah. No, he was mega cool.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: And you know what? I'll be honest, years ago, I
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: was working in Chicago, so Billy Corgan's hometown, right? And
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: so he's just always around. And they're like, oh, Billy
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: wants to come in and talk about whatever it is.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I go, ah. Because I'd never spent any time.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: And I just heard different things, you know, and I'm like, oh, man.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Or some of the times you see he might have
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: a take on something, whatever, and it drives people nuts,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: and they go, oh, well, so-and-so is a jerk.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I go, I don't know. I wasn't really excited about
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: him coming in. He came in. He spent like three hours.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: He was so much fun. Yeah. And he was very cool.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: And it's one of the more memorable for me of
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: all the different people that we've talked to or I've
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: had on shows that I've been a part of. He
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: was great. I thought he was great at the iHeart Festival.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: He was super cool. And, man, they have these bands.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: They have these artists doing so many things. So they're
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: going from one thing to the next thing to the
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: next thing. Everything is very quick and abbreviated because... They
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: had a thousand different things. Super cool. And it would
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: be very easy for someone to, like, you know, lose
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: their patience or, you know, have an attitude or whatever.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: And he was cool.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and we're playing games backstage with Weezer, and, like,
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: the band members were being.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Really, really cool. They were so funny.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Because I didn't know, like, okay, how's this going to
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: play out?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: We're, like, telling the band, play games with, you know.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: They loved it.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: They were super cool.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they were really, really awesome.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: You know who else was very nice was Megan Lawless
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: she was awesome dude from Obsession yeah really really cool
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah she was very sweet she was very nice yeah.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: She hung out all night man I seen her in
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: the casino later on that night too.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Trying to remember who I did an intro for one
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: of the bands oh Weezer was it Weezer yeah yeah
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: with her yeah she was awesome she was very nice
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: very nice 877-44-WOODY. We'll take a break. We'll come back.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: More Woody Show next. Hang on.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Be back in a bit.