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Kevin James _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _638(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: Today's guest is a comedian and an actor. You'll know
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  Speaker 1: him from everywhere, from Grown Ups, King of Queens, Chuck
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  Speaker 1: and Larry, Paul Blart. His new movie is out that's
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  Speaker 1: right now in theaters. It's called Solo Mio, and it's
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  Speaker 1: great if you want to go check it out. But
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  Speaker 1: right now, let's get to know Mr. Kevin James.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah!
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  Speaker 1: That's my coffee cup right there. Con Dios todos es posible.
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  Speaker 2: Posible. It is. Yeah. What is the middle word?
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  Speaker 1: Todo es.
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  Speaker 2: Todo es. Todo es. Everything is. That's cool.
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  Speaker 1: With God, everything is possible. What does yours say?
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  Speaker 2: Mine's pretty, I just have no answers. That's what it
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  Speaker 2: comes down to.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yours is one of those Mad Lib mugs, huh?
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  Speaker 2: Each day is something different.
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  Speaker 1: That's not Italian, but that almost sounds a little bit Italian,
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  Speaker 1: like your movie.
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  Speaker 2: It does. It is very close. Dio.
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  Speaker 1: Dio? Like Rodney James Dio, like Lock.
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  Speaker 2: Up the Wolves, you mean? Yes, yes, but much different.
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  Speaker 2: Lock up the wolves.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever listened to that?
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  Speaker 2: No. I remember him. I mean, he was crazy, right?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure he was yelling, lock up the wolves.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. You can't not be crazy and yell,
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  Speaker 2: lock up the wolves.
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  Speaker 1: God, that album. My brother used to beat me to
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  Speaker 1: his music.
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  Speaker 2: It makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: You remember your first concert ever or no?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was Kiss. I saw Kiss in, it was
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  Speaker 2: like right after, I think, maybe after Kiss Alive. It
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  Speaker 2: was like, it was after that or Destroy. One of
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  Speaker 2: them early, early albums and I went with my buddy
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  Speaker 2: and I remember my buddy broke his arm and he
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  Speaker 2: wasn't going to be able to go but we convinced
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  Speaker 2: him to go he was in a cast so I
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  Speaker 2: was there with my mother and his mother and he
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  Speaker 2: was just rocking his cast the whole night to kiss
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  Speaker 2: it was fun.
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  Speaker 1: God that's good it was a good one there was
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  Speaker 1: nothing like that time when you were going to a
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  Speaker 1: freaking concert oh yeah when you were just a kid
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  Speaker 1: and so like you got like if the air hit
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  Speaker 1: you and it was dope in it it just hit
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  Speaker 1: you everything was weird Everything was crazy. What was your
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  Speaker 1: first concert? I went to, oh, Marilyn Manson. And it was, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they had a guy in our town, and he took
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  Speaker 1: us over there, me and another young kid.
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  Speaker 2: Dropped us off. You were there just with his?
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  Speaker 1: With me and my buddy. This guy dropped us off,
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  Speaker 1: this religious guy or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: He dropped you off, religious?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he had a car.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, religion.
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  Speaker 1: He had a car.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Last Baptist, I think. I have no idea what he was.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to know, man. He's dropping you off
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  Speaker 2: at Marilyn Manson.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing decent.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, dude. Did he take off fast? Like, was he like, go?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he drove in a convertible.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he dropped us off. He said he could get
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  Speaker 1: us tickets there. And we'd heard a couple of their
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  Speaker 1: songs and we were sort of into them. And we
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  Speaker 1: were underage when we got in. But it was like
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  Speaker 1: being in a concert when you were a kid and
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  Speaker 1: everything was going on. If you were young, it was
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  Speaker 1: kind of wild because you were kind of free in
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  Speaker 1: this place. that was caged, there was music, you know,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it was like pot in the air, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it was just like a lot, you know, people were
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  Speaker 1: like strolling around.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of new stimulus, right? A lot of weird
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  Speaker 2: stuff that you, you know, you're a little bit scared, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a little bit scared, but you're excited.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And then if you get, you know, somebody passes you
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  Speaker 1: something or your buddy brought something or whatever, then you
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  Speaker 1: getting lifted. And now, dude, one time we ate something,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what we had or something, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we caught a whiff of something. And we might have
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  Speaker 1: brought it with us and lit it up. But whatever
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  Speaker 1: it was, it got into us.
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  Speaker 2: Not me.
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  Speaker 1: And, dude, I couldn't see anymore, right? And I was like, oh, shit.
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  Speaker 1: But I still had to pee.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: That's one thing I noticed. If you can't see, you
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  Speaker 1: still have to pee.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, one doesn't stop the other. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I never got lifted. But if I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't see and I had to pee, how did you
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  Speaker 2: do it? Did you just kind of? Walk out with
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  Speaker 2: a friend?
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  Speaker 1: Or did you go where you were? I remember the
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  Speaker 1: direction to the back of the venue and I put
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  Speaker 1: my hands like this, right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: And I was going back and I remember feeling like
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  Speaker 1: a badge and I was feeling like a cop.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure he liked that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, I'm so glad he didn't like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he recognized that.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't doing well. Yeah. He saw you were in
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  Speaker 2: a bad way and he helped you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I went into the bathroom. I thought I was
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  Speaker 1: a raccoon. Whatever, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That was a long night.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Kevin James, good to see you, man.
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  Speaker 2: Good to see you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Nice to be here. Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for coming, man. I appreciate it. Did you guys go...
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  Speaker 1: We saw each other last night at your... You showed
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  Speaker 1: me and Nate Bargatze and some other friends here in
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  Speaker 1: Nashville your movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. We just went out to dinner. Y'all did? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we just hung out and had a good night.
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  Speaker 1: Where'd y'all go?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, gosh. What was the name of that place? It
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  Speaker 2: was Gannon's in Nashville.
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  Speaker 1: Is it on a lake?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it was on a lake. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: we didn't take a boat to get there, right? We didn't...
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  Speaker 2: It was... Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds nice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cool. It was? Yeah, it was nice.
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  Speaker 2: They gave us a little room, and we just had fun.
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  Speaker 2: It was prime rib.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: It was everything, man. It was good.
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  Speaker 1: Did it have that white sauce with it?
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  Speaker 2: It did. It did. What is that? It's like a tartar.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But it's not. It's got a W. What is it?
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  Speaker 2: Or a horseradish. Horseradish, not a W. Where's the W
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  Speaker 2: coming from? But it's white. That's where it comes from.
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  Speaker 2: W is white. And it's horseradish. And they give you
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  Speaker 2: the chunks of horseradish, which is like, that's like the
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  Speaker 2: nucleus of it. I've never seen that. What are you
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  Speaker 2: talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Now, bring up a natural horseradish in its natural habitat
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  Speaker 1: or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah. And then they have a white horseradish sauce
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  Speaker 2: that kind of blends it. See, that's the stuff. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: God, that's good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And you spread that over your prime rib.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I love that. That thing, I just... I never
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  Speaker 1: know what it is, but they have it, and I
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  Speaker 1: love it.
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  Speaker 2: What's that? That right there. Oh, the horseradish.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So you've had it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, but I just forgot.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, what it is.
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  Speaker 1: But I know you only see it with prime.
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  Speaker 2: Shrimp cocktail. No, you see it with shrimp cocktail, too. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's the same? Yes. It comes out the same way.
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  Speaker 2: They give you the chunks of the thing. Do you
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  Speaker 2: do shrimp cocktail?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do shrimp cocktails all the time when the
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  Speaker 1: shrimps are hanging out, showing their legs or whatever off
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  Speaker 1: the edge of the thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you split them, you pop them, and you dip
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  Speaker 2: them in the thing.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I had no idea that was the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's the wasabi version of whatever it is for this stuff.
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  Speaker 2: It's like wasabi. It's like a spicy hit that you do.
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  Speaker 2: It's really to get you to forget the fact that
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  Speaker 2: you're eating fish.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I guess because some of it doesn't taste
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  Speaker 1: great or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Horseradish is a perennial plant of the family Brassicaceae. It's
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  Speaker 1: not a vegetable. Oh, it is a root vegetable cultivated
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  Speaker 1: and used worldwide as a spice and as a condiment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I like that, man. I like it when I just
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  Speaker 1: really– but I only see it with prime rib, and
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  Speaker 1: I guess to me that always looked more like a
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  Speaker 1: milkier sauce. Yeah. Something different.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's both. There's that. There's like little chunks when
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  Speaker 2: you see that, and then they give you like it's
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  Speaker 2: like a cool whip. Like a mayonnaise style that blends
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  Speaker 2: with that. You put them both together. Oh, I haven't
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  Speaker 2: done that. And it gives you, yeah, it's a good cover.
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  Speaker 1: I'm missing, maybe I'm not looking around when I see that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But I love that. You get to talk to the
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  Speaker 1: person and they cut it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. It's a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know? Oh, yeah. It's a lot of fun. It
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  Speaker 2: was a good night, man. We had fun. We missed
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  Speaker 2: you and thanks for coming.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. It was great to come over there. and
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  Speaker 1: see the film and just see the, had you seen
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  Speaker 1: it a bunch already?
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  Speaker 2: I seen a few times.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I did you help edit it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh gosh. Yeah. I did everything, you know, helping them
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  Speaker 2: all on every step of the way. We've been, you know,
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  Speaker 2: baby in this thing for, for a while now. So it's, it's, it's,
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  Speaker 2: I'll keep seeing it. I'm going to see it again. And,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you know, it's, it's basically just, your baby,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you, you work it and you, you just
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  Speaker 2: kind of try to bring it to everybody and you
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  Speaker 2: want it to be right. And I don't want to,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I want everybody like you, I want people
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  Speaker 2: to see it, to, to, you know, to see what
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  Speaker 2: they think, what they can change. But now we're here.
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  Speaker 1: We felt the magic of it yesterday, man. It felt good.
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  Speaker 1: It was a love. It's a, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: give anything away. I mean, it's a love story.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's got some sweet moments that were surprises, I thought. Good.
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  Speaker 1: You know? It definitely made me think, like, dang, I
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  Speaker 1: got to get– You got to get into love, man.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it makes you feel hopeful that people are
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  Speaker 1: getting into love out there.
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  Speaker 2: In Italy.
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  Speaker 1: And in Italy.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Honestly, that's never too late. I found my wife
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  Speaker 2: later in life, too. And it's one of those things
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  Speaker 2: where it's possible for all. When they get older, they
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  Speaker 2: start gripping the bat too tight, getting worried that I'm
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  Speaker 2: not with anybody. So they don't know whether to make
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  Speaker 2: that decision, jump, or I'm just going to be alone.
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  Speaker 2: And I think when you loosen up and kind of
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  Speaker 2: relax and just give yourself up to giving a shot,
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  Speaker 2: you do better.
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  Speaker 1: Did you feel that ever?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I was definitely. I got married at like 39,
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  Speaker 2: I think. Yeah. And I had my first kid at 40.
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  Speaker 1: Do you still have your wife?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I met her last night.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. She was there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, good. I
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  Speaker 2: kept her.
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  Speaker 1: I hope that was her. Otherwise, she wouldn't be happy
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  Speaker 1: hearing about this.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no. That's her. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: looked like. 21 and change now. 21 years.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great. Four kids. It's fun.
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  Speaker 1: And is your wife from another country or parents might be?
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  Speaker 2: Well, she's Filipino and a little bit Alaskan Indian.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I love Filipinos.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You do?
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  Speaker 1: Dude, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: How could you not? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Dude, they're the smiling people.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Very happy people. Oh. Very fun people. And they
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  Speaker 2: make lumpia.
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  Speaker 1: And they make what?
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  Speaker 2: Lumpia.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I've never even heard of it.
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  Speaker 2: Can you look up lumpia?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Lumpia is just.
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  Speaker 1: What is it, like a dip or something?
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  Speaker 2: It's like an egg roll from heaven. And you put
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  Speaker 2: it in the dip. And it's nothing like the horseradish one.
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  Speaker 2: It's a beautiful, sweetie... It can be a little spicy
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  Speaker 2: if you want, but it's a fun one. It's a good...
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  Speaker 2: It's a good– it wowed me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would mule one of those in my ass.
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  Speaker 1: I think those things look good, brother. I'll tell you that.
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  Speaker 1: But you brought one of those into prison. You could
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  Speaker 1: sell it for a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what was going in. A lot went
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  Speaker 2: out my ass. Yeah. Oh, dude. Sorry. God, no.
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  Speaker 1: Those look that good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're good. They're very good.
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  Speaker 1: There's not a lot of food you'd put in your–
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Because that's a total reverse route. That's like when you
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  Speaker 1: see somebody who's driving up the interstate the wrong way
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  Speaker 1: and you're like, what are they doing here?
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  Speaker 2: How did you get on this road? Yeah. Yeah. It's
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  Speaker 2: real good.
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  Speaker 1: God, that's nice. Yeah, see, I think if somebody tricked
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  Speaker 1: me enough with a– you know, with some sort of
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  Speaker 1: fancy little oriental baklava like that.
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  Speaker 2: They would– Are you really– Oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That they could get me to love them more.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: If somebody had a recipe of something that you just loved,
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  Speaker 1: I would give in more. But yeah, Filipinos, dude, I
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  Speaker 1: wish we were all Filipino.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Sure.
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  Speaker 1: Because I think it would be great.
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  Speaker 2: It would be great.
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  Speaker 1: Name 60 bad Filipinos.
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  Speaker 2: I can't name one. I don't know any.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I really don't. I don't know one. I can't name one.
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  Speaker 1: So are your kids a little bit Filipino too?
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  Speaker 2: They have to be, I hope.
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  Speaker 1: That's so good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're fun.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I can't even imagine.
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  Speaker 2: You should see them. You like them. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'd love to see them sometime. But yeah, I would
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  Speaker 1: love to have like a semi-Asian or off-Asian. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know exactly what the term is with Filipino, but I
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  Speaker 1: would love to have a child like that.
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  Speaker 2: It's a cute mix. It's fun, you know?
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  Speaker 1: And they're so good. They seem like such good people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's beautiful, dude. I know that you grew up over
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  Speaker 1: in New York. Oh, dude, I forgot to even tell
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  Speaker 1: you this. I saw the movie. When I first saw
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  Speaker 1: your movie, Solomio it's called.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was Salamio. I thought it was a- Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that would be an old, yes. Like a Marvel character
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  Speaker 1: you were doing.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, I could do that one next. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That is not, Salamio is a- That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, dude, what is he doing? What am
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  Speaker 2: I not doing? Salamio. How did you guys not think
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  Speaker 2: of Salamio?
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  Speaker 1: I just thought it was like- oh, this is his
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  Speaker 1: superhero type of guy.
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  Speaker 2: But did you think it was just one word and
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  Speaker 2: it was an Italian word? Or did you think it
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  Speaker 2: was the meat? Oh, I thought it was like the master.
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  Speaker 1: Like Salamio. Yeah, like Salamio shows up and rescues the
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  Speaker 1: Italian parade or something.
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  Speaker 2: Something happened at the Italian parade. But is the Italian
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  Speaker 2: meat involved? No, that's just his name. Okay. Does he
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  Speaker 2: have a cape?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he may have a cape. Yes, he has a cape,
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  Speaker 1: like maybe a fine pochette or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Salamio is insane.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so anyway, I thought that behind my glasses on
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  Speaker 1: when I saw it. So I was like, Salamio, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, but it's awesome. And it was like,
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  Speaker 1: I could see it being super exciting.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm regretting every choice we've made now that
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: we did not go with Salamio. It really is hitting me.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: Salamio is, I don't know. From the land of mortadella. Yes. Yes.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Your backstory could have been sick. But when I got
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: there and I saw the, uh, the image and it
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: was like, Oh, solo meal.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: And it was good. Yeah.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: It was cool, man. Yeah.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: And it just made me, uh, it didn't make me
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: think about love. It made me think about that kind
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: of stuff. And like, yeah, just the choices that we make. Um,
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: I think I've watched a couple of movies recently that
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: kind of like got me in like certain.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: So you're single now. Yeah. Okay. And you're looking, are you,
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: or you're just like, I'm looking, you know, I got
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: to get married at some point. Right. You know, kids.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I want to have some children.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did you always want to have them, you think?
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: I did. You did? Yeah, I did. I always wanted kids.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: And again, I was getting worried. I was 39. It
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: was later for me and then four. But you have
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: so much time. You're great. You can go as long
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: as you can and then you adopt or do whatever.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: It's amazing.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some of the adopt, there's a lot of returns
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: over there. You know what I'm saying? I'm not, no judgment.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: And some of those are rushing. But people know it.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: It's on a chart. But yeah, dude, I do think–
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: I know I would like to. I think it's just
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: making sure I can get into that place.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Where are you– go ahead.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Of myself and knowing, okay, I can do this, and
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: I have to really fine-tune my behaviors and what I
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: need to be doing and how I kind of– put
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: myself and take care of myself and everything. It's like,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: cause this is going to be a thing, you know?
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Right. Right. You want to stay in it. Right. So
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: you want to, are you putting yourself out there though to, to,
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: to in the right places to see these people, to
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: meet these people? Cause now you're, I mean, it's, it's
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: something because you're so famous now. It's like a, it's
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: a different take on it. You gotta be careful. Right.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: So I guess, I mean, I still probably date the
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: same types of gals as when I wasn't popular, you know,
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: I think so that I don't know if that changes,
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: but I wouldn't date somebody. I think I would know
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: if somebody was like, you.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Know, right. I hope so. You definitely would.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: After me for my podcast outtakes or whatever.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I thought it was a great movie. It
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: was really sweet. It had some good surprises. So yeah,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: I'm glad that I left feeling glad that I went
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: and I saw it.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: And it made me think about some things. That's when
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I noticed something's nice for me is if I leave
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: and it makes me like, you know, kind of think
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: about myself in certain situations or something.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And hopefully uplift. a flip uplifting. If you know
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying? If, if it feels, uh, you know, that, uh,
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: you can, that there's possibility out there, you know?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Oh dude. And the singing, the part where you guys
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: were singing, dude, I thought it was going to turn
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: into one of those, like at the Christian.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Um, I thought at the Christian, no, it was going
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: to be like, there was going to be one of
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: those four, four K theaters or whatever, like the 40
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: or whatever. And it was just going to like a
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: huge thing of like pasta sauce was going to fucking
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: hit us all in the back of the head. That's
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: what I thought, dude. If that would have happened, bro.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Dude, that and salami-a?
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: What's his name?
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Salami-o. Salami-o. Salami-o. Okay, so it's salami-o. That's what I thought. Oh, dude.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: That's a guy?
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: How do we not do salami-o?
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Bro, I'll tell you this.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I want the leg muscles.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, you got those.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: No, I don't, man. I'm losing them. When you get older,
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: you start losing the leg muscles. Abs, I got, obviously,
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: you know I have the abs and the biceps and
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: all that stuff, but the leg muscles.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of leg.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: It is. Spotty fat. He's got a lot of clogged arteries.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: I like it, though, man. I'm in with this guy.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I think he's just, his only thing he does is
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: just go to the doctor to get his levels checked.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Just paddles of blood. Dude, those aren't even muscles.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: That's just a chunk of gout.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's all gout and blood. Cholesterol.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: I like it. But no, dude, it was cool. So
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for inviting me, man. It's enjoyable.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: It's a nice movie. You could take your lady. You
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: could take your lady, go with your family, go with
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: almost anybody, really.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: It was sweet.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: It was sweet and good, man. You grew up in Mineola?
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I was born in Mineola. I grew up out. Yeah,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: I bounced around Long Island for a little bit in
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: New Hyde Park. But you don't know this stuff. We
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: just had a fireman on. This is how I know this.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: We just had a fireman on. And he mentioned that
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: you were from that area.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because I said, well, Kevin James might be coming on.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, he's from New Hyde Park.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: And we had this guy, Tony Bonfiglio. He was, there
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: he is right there. He was a firefighter during 9-11.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: He did 22 years on Ladder 34. Wow. Which was
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Washington Heights. And he just had the best stories about
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: growing up in New Hyde Park and where he went
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: to like interview to be the fireman. And him and
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: his buddies just screwing around in the area and just
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: going to like different music clubs and listening to cover
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: bands and stuff like that.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love it.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Dude. But he's from Maniola. It was great.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot of good people from there, really. Yeah,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: it's a really cool experience.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: It feels like that.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: It is. It was fun growing up, man, which for me, like,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: helped and stand up and helped and everything. Like, just
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: had a good, fun childhood. It was really, really cool,
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: funny people.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Was your brother funny or something? You got a sister or.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Something that's funny? My brother was funny first. Yeah, we're
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: all funny. Like, it's all the dinner table stuff and,
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: you know, putting on little shows when the relatives come over.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: that type of stuff. And then, uh, eventually I was
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: playing football in college and, uh, I realized the dream
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: when you're, when you're not starting in division three, were
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: you at Oneonta? No, I was at Cortland and I
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: never finished. I was, I was drinking a lot. You're like,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: we were partying up there. It was crazy. It was
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: a crazy, uh, that's up there by Syracuse and all
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: that stuff. And Cortland, Ithaca, Ithaca, it's in Ithaca, isn't it? No, it's,
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: it's near Ithaca. Oh yeah. There I am. That was
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: me playing football in, uh, yeah. I think that's high school. But, yes,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: that was when I played. And then once I realized
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: there was a guy so much better than me, I go,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to do this anymore. What do I do?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Did you have a nickname on the team or not?
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I think it was the Hydrant. I don't think it
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: was because of what you think. I think it was
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: just a different reason. I'm not sure of the reason.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: The Hydrant, huh?
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I was low. I was low to the ground,
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: and I wet myself a lot. Yeah. So, I mean,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: it was just a weird thing. But, no, I mean,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: once I realized that wasn't going on anyway. I never
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: finished Cortland, too. I got out of college.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Did they give you an honorary thing like that in America?
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Or something? They would give it to me now, but
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go back now. I don't want to.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I'll get you a degree, man. Really? Should I go back?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't say, I'm not going to tell
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: you not to get your education.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I should, right? No, I shouldn't. For what?
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: What am I going to use it for? I don't know.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I got urban planning. That's mine.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Did you finish college? Yeah, I finished college.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: It took me almost 11 years.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Where'd you go? I went online.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: 11 years for college? I went offline also.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, you did? Yeah.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I went to a lot of schools. I went to Arizona.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Where else did I go?
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I went to Santa Monica College. I went to the
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: University of New Orleans.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Why did you not finish at one?
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: LSU, College of Charleston. I don't know why. Oh, I
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: started doing comedy, and I would hit the road, and
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, And then I'd have to pick back
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: up and do a semester, and it was just piecemeal.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Did you get into it through improv or just right
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: into stand-up?
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Just got into stand-up. I was just like, you know,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I think I... Mark Gross, I think, was the first
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: comedian maybe I ever saw. Bring him up. Bring up
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: a picture.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: What year did you start?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I started in 2005. Oh, my goodness. That is so crazy.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I saw this guy perform. And I'd seen, like, Chris
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Rock's my favorite comedian growing up. I'd seen, like, you know,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I'd seen comedy, but I'd never seen it live.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: And we went to college where it was like, at LSU,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: they'd call you and be like, you got 30 free
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: tickets tonight.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: You're like, what? Cause there's paper in the room, but
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: you'd be so excited.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You just to get a gift. Yeah. So you go.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: And I went and I saw him and I was like,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: it changed you.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, this can really be like a thing.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: That you, you wanted to do right away. Or you thought, I.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Don't think I knew I wanted to do it, but
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I just, I liked being funny. And then I was like, Oh,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: this can like, there's a, this is a real path.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I just never connected the dots. I need like dot
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: to dot to dot. I need dots between the dots
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: to connect them, you know? And, um, and yeah, so that,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: that made me like start to, I think, have the bug.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: And then I got to LA and then, and then
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I started just going up, you know?
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Dude, I was in Vegas when I saw you and
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: heard about you, you know, I heard about you or
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: saw you, your face was the whole side of the hotel.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. You remember, did you see that? That was badass.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I was like, who's this? I was like, my goodness.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: I checked you out, dude, and that was awesome. That's
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: really cool, man. That was cool.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Just to think that you saw that.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. That's cool. I was like, whoa, I don't
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: get that. I never got that. That was big, man. No, no, no, no.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I'm serious. That was cool.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some of that stuff is pretty cool. It's like
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: impossible to live up to that kind of hype.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: That is, but it's still, man, that's cool.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, stuff like that's kind of interesting sometimes, I guess.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there it is.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: See, it is.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Look at that, man. That's exactly what I saw, and
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, whoa, this guy looks like. Salome-o. Look
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: at that look, right? That's a hero.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for the shooter from that shooting they had
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: there a few years ago.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: That's right. That was rough.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a surprise. Anyway, I fucking really ruined
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: that compliment you were giving me, but thank you.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: No, it's true. It's true. I remember seeing that being there, Vegas,
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: and I was like, whoa. It's an instant bit of like,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: who's this guy? Like a little bit of fear. Oh, yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I'm always like, oh, my gosh, this new guy. You know,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to fill this room. I hope I do
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: well tonight. And this guy's got the side of a building.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like, good for him.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Because we needed that much advertisement.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: True.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: We started small. We started on thimbles.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Just handing him out on guitar picks.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great idea. This episode is brought to
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: you by Pepsi. And we've actually got their Super Bowl
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: commercial that premiered last night on Let's take a look
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: at it right here. Oh, blind taste test. My whole
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: life's a blind taste test. This bears in therapy or therapy,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I think they call it. I don't even know. Whatever
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: this is about, I'm in. Cheap furniture. Tell me about
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: your mother.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Mother longing. Is this me? Staring at women through windows.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's sweet. That's nice. Let's go, bear, with your
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: lady at a concert. Oh, that's a pretty cold play
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: right there. Me and this bear are really similar. Drinking games, therapy,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: cheap furniture, and longing for a woman through a pane
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: of glass. Peeping Toming, we call it. But I guess
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: in the animal kingdom, it's more of like an acceptable pastime.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: All right, moving on. But actually kind of staying right here,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: some of my friends bug me that I choose Pepsi
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: over Coke. But there's actually been blind taste tests that
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: prove that Pepsi Zero Sugar tastes better than Coca-Cola Zero Sugar.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: There's even a name for it. It's called the Pepsi Paradox.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: It's the idea that once bias and labels disappear, cola
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: drinkers prefer the taste of Pepsi Zero Sugar.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Pepsi first showed this 50 years ago with their iconic
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Pepsi Challenge. when they had people try Coke and Pepsi
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: without the labels, and the results were clear. When you
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: take labels out of the equation and you just focus
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: on taste, people choose Pepsi. I mean, that's what the
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl commercial was showing. There's a blindfolded, cola-loving polar bear,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: and he chooses Pepsi, zero sugar. Dude, my freaking blind
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: cousin chooses Pepsi. He just emailed me. How can he email?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe he could Pepsi for a second.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Hey, quiet down. Bad joke.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: It's the question that Pepsi is putting out there. Is
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: your cola choice actually about taste? Because they redid the
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Pepsi challenge in 2025. And guess what? 66% of people
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: chose Pepsi zero sugar over Coca-Cola zero sugar. And it
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: just makes you think if nobody told you what you
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: were supposed to like, what would you actually choose? The
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: public has spoken, and Pepsi Zero Sugar tastes better than
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Coca-Cola Zero Sugar. If you're curious, go try Pepsi Zero Sugar.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Let your taste decide. When your comedy first started, was
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: it just something you wanted to do? Did you know
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: it kind of? I know it's such an old question,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: but you and I don't really know each other.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what I wanted to do. When I
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: got out of college, I left college. I didn't finish.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I went home for the summer. and my brother started
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: doing improv and I was like, I was bouncing at
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: the time and I didn't know what I wanted to do. Uh,
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: but I didn't want to do this. I would, I
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: just wanted to try something. And I always follow him
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: into other things. So he'd be like, ah, you come into,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: you know, whatever it is, you know? So I, I,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I ended up doing a small community theater play and
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I said this, you know, then I started doing an
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: improv group with him, uh, and their, uh, buddies. And, uh,
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: I fell in love with it. And then, and then
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: it just progressed into standup. And I did my first
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: standup first night was in 1989, July 26th, 1989. That's
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: how long I've been doing it. And, uh, no, I
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: loved it. I mean, and, uh, I, I crushed the
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: first night I ever did it, which I'm thankful for
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: because the second night I ate it so bad with
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: the same material and I didn't know, you know, and
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: if I would have ate it first, I think I
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: never would have done it again. But, uh, so I'm
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: thankful that I did okay. And then, uh, No, I
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: love it, man. I love it.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Was your brother weird about it, that you came in
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: and liked his thing?
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: No, you know what? I got to say, he was
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: really cool about it. He would tell me, you want
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: to do this? Okay, if you want to do this,
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: come and do it. And I would start to do it.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Back then, we would buy these calendars, completely empty. And
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I was working at Grainger, and it was like my
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: last day job. Grainger, the equipment? Yes, that's what I did.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: I was in the back. It was hot as can be,
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: and I had to fill orders everywhere. And I hated
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: everything about it because it was miserable. I was just
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: trying to work my way up to the air conditioning.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's hella mice in there too.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: There's everything in there. So I'm just driving a forklift
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: and I'm working hard and I'm trying to fill my
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: calendar with these stand-up dates. And it would just be
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: like once a week or whatever it is. And then
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: my brother called me one night, and he goes, what
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: are you doing tonight? And I go, I'm staying home.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: And he's like, what?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Because you have to sign up for open mic nights. Yeah,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: you got to sign up sometimes in advance or that
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: sort of thing. You got to get there early.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I go, he's like, why aren't you out at the
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: club tonight? And I go, I didn't get a spot.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: He's like, so what? Why aren't you going out there
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: making something happen? Go look. Somebody falls out, or you
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: meet somebody or talk to somebody. And I'm like, all right.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: And I went that night, and I met somebody, and
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: I became my first agent. So he was right, man.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: He helped me. You know, a lot in that. And
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: he was cool with helping me out. And he was
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: the funny one, you said? Yes, he was. I mean,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: we're all funny. The whole family was funny. He was
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: the first one to start it, to get going that direction.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Cause it's interesting how, how like that happens. And I
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, like my brother was a funny guy.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: And so I think that's why, like, you.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Know, why I think of why I wanted to be like, yeah,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I think you're just trying to like, did your brother
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: do standup? No, he was just like, probably just desperate
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: for attention like me, but he was also, you know, he,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: he was a funny guy, right?
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: There are a lot of funny guys in school that
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: were like, he didn't get a standup. Oh, dude, right.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: That would be, I'm like, The best. That would be
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: the best.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: And I'm so glad you didn't do it. Oh, dude,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: my friend Scott was like the funniest kid to me,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, some of the people are like, Dio,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: you're funny. I'm like, dude, there's so many people who
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: just never really just went and did it.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because, I mean, honestly, being funny with your, and
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: making that leap to doing it in front of people
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: and developing, it is a different thing, though. It's like
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: you've got to create it and kind of get, used to.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: It's a different animal, right?
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Because I know my buddies are so funny. I've got
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: a buddy who's so funny, but when he doesn't, I go,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: do that impression in front of someone else, he can't
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: do it. He folds like a house, man.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: He's just, it's rough. It's rough, and I look bad.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, the worst is when, oh, sometimes you do
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: look bad because of other people. I remember this. I
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: dated this girl. She didn't know how to stand out
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: of the way of where people were walking.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Oh. See, that would drive me nuts.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Bro, I would have to go hide in the fucking bathroom.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: No, that's brutal.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: We'd be talking. She would, like, take a step back.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is where all the people are walking.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: And it was like, and people bump into her. And
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: then guys were like, you know.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: I'm out.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: It's just like, oh.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I dated a girl who would take five seconds before
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: she would realize that a waiter is there asking her
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: for something. And every time. And I'd have to go.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: He's looking at me, and she'd just be like this
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: in a daze every time, five seconds, and then she'd
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: come out of it, and I'm like, I can't go on.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I can't go on. I couldn't be married to that.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: So I was like, there's no use in me being here.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: It's the little things. Dude, I dated a girl that
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I was in love with, and then we were kind
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: of like canoodling or snuggling or whatever they used to
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: call it. I don't know why they don't call it that,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: but we were canoodling, I guess now it's called. But
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: her head was really small. She had big hair. And
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: her head was so small.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I felt.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Did you like that, though? Or it was a point
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: where you go, I want to help her and be
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: with her? Or is it like that small? No. Like
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: how small, though? Like a ballpoint pen? Or are we
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: talking like.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: You know that day when you only knew about baseball,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: and then one day you're at PE, and they show
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: you softball?
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Yes. OK.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: And you get that ball, and you're like, what the?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: What is this? This. And you're like, oh, this is
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: like a baseball with like intestinal issues or whatever. You
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying?
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a baseball with inflammation.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's a baseball that has, yeah, that has
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: not had proper dieting.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: My heart melts for the physical things more, but I
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: dated a girl once who would just say the phrase,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: rattle your cage every time. She's like, hey, and I'm like,
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: what are you doing? And she's like, I'm just calling
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: a rattle your cage. And I'm like, I can't go on. Yeah, dude.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: That's a buddy of mine's joke. He sucks. Oh, it is? Well,
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: it happened to a buddy of mine, but that is
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: a thing that I would literally get out of.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be out.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be something like, she goes, hey, just calling
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: to rattle your cage.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I would fucking rattle my phone against the wall. I
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: would rattle my freaking head off a balcony.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Dude, yes. I would also, I dated a girl. We
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: would be sleeping. She'd get up in the middle of
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: the night. put a bunch of M & Ms and
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: chocolate in her mouth and come right back in her
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: fucking bed. She said, like, sometimes I can't fall back
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: asleep unless there's chocolate in my mouth. And I was like,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: that's crazy.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of problems with that.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: But that was crazy, dude. I had a girl who
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: made me roll her up in a blanket so she
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: could go to bed at night.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Burrito style?
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Or like the lumpia, yeah.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: No way, like the lumpia.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a girl just, I didn't even realize
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: that until just now.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Did you have to unroll her in the morning or
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: you just left her? No? You just leave her? Oh, dude,
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know her that well. You can't get out. Yeah, yeah.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: You get out on your own risk. She doesn't have
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: claustrophobic issues, though, you know that. So if you're ever
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: stuck in an elevator with her, you're the one you
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: want to be with. She's dynamite. Yeah, you're right.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I need to look at the other side of the coin.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: But definitely.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: There's always a bright side. Yeah.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I sometimes get stuck on the other side. And I'm like,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I know it's brighter over there, but let me mill
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: around over here in the shadows.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Well, look at both. I mean, Little Head, you know,
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Burrito Girl, all these things can be, there is a
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: positive side to.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: It, right?
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, dude.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, I just, yeah, that was a lot for me.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: But then also I'm like, ugh, I don't know. But
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of things that I think have probably
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: kept me kind of single over the years, you know?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Did you ever try one of those matchmaking services or no?
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Because I get approached by those all the time now.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I was before them, I think. Maybe they existed. But,
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, I was before the, I think, the Internet
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: and all that crap. You know, I got married in 2000.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: What is it? three or four is it what was
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: going on uh 2004 i got married was that what
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: was a what was around then i don't even know
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: if anything was around but i never used it used
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: them anyway.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah how would you meet people just loitering or whatever.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah it was uh you know we we tried uh
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: i mean i met my wife on a blind date
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: i went someone set me up because uh leah remini
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: who was on my show with me the king of
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: queens yeah she saw that i had nobody and she
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: set me up with uh No, so it was one
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: of her good friends. No, it wasn't her. She set
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: me up. She didn't set me up with a girl.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: She did over the years. She tried to. But she
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: set me up with a house decorator because she came
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: to my– when we had the King of Queens, I
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: got my first place, and she saw how it was decorated,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: and it was terrible. I had, like, prong lamps and posters. Like,
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: I was living with my brother, and it was like–
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: she's like, you can't do this. You can't decorate a house. Like,
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: this is the way forward.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: So she got a decorator for me, which I never
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: knew about or anything like that. And wasn't me. And
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: this decorator came into my life and she was a
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: horrible decorator, but she set me up. She really was.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: She wasn't great either. I didn't like it, but she,
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: she saw that I was lonely and like I had nobody.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: And she, she set me up with somebody she knew.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: And then it was like, uh, it was amazing.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Did it change like that for you when you kind
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: of realize like, this is something, cause it's funny how
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: you people go from a moment. I have a friend,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: she's a comedian. She was like, I don't know what's
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: going to happen. You know, I'm going to sell my
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: eggs or I'm going to bury them over here or whatever,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: you know. And then out of the blue, one day
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I called her. She's like, yep, I'm moving to Florida.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: We're getting married. And it's just like.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: It can turn on a dime.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: It can.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: That's the thing you got to remember.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: And by the way, I think most of the time
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: it does when you're not trying, right? I mean, the
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: thing where you're not looking.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they say.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Right? I don't know. I think for me it did.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I was just kind of lost. And she was like, try.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, I'll give it a shot.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Never thinking anything would come of it. And then I
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: never left her, that was it.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Were you kind of a romantic guy? Are you kind
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: of like that guy?
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. I had to fake, like
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: she wanted to go out and we went to a
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: sushi restaurant the first night and I never ate sushi.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: So she's like, do you eat sushi? I go, yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: I lied right out of the gate just because I
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: wanted to make things smooth. And we got there, and
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: it was just a rough. It was everything you don't
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: want to eat at a sushi restaurant made an appearance.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: She was ordering. It was rough. And I had to
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: fake it and get through it, but I was drinking
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: a lot of beer to get through it. I was
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: taking it like a pill. You know, like I would
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: take the sushi like a pill? Yes. And I got
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: through that night. You're holding your nose. I was lying
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: about everything. She's like, do you jog in the morning?
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: I go, I jog every morning. I never jogged. We
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: started jogging, and I was like, what the? I got
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: to keep it up. And finally, we were close enough
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: where I go, I got to tell you some things here.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: I don't do a lot of the stuff we've been doing.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I sit a lot more than we have been sitting.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: And that was it. I was in enough of the relationship, though,
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: there where she was good with it. You know what
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: I'm saying? We knew each other. So she's like, okay.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: And then the active things kind of fell off, and
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: it was fun.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: That's cool, man.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. How hard are you looking right now? right now
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: I'm actually trying to need to get back into it
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: again I know you don't want to.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah no I'm actually just trying to take a step
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: back right now and I'm just gonna like spend a
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: little bit of time with myself and see what's kind
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: of going.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: On you working out you taking care of yourself yeah I'm.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Doing pretty good man I'm fasting today actually.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: You fast I fasted yesterday did you yes let's go
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: let's go baby dude yeah I fasted today I fasted
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: let me see I did like three days last week
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: I just got into it this year And so it's
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: been interesting.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I feel super dehydrated today, but it's like some days
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: that happens.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: That's the biggest thing. You got to replace the water.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: And by the way, if you do fast the next day,
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: you don't go to Nashville. It's just Nashville. I just
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: went to the deli here and crushed it. It was great. Well,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: that's the thing. Like I bounced back and forth. I
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: can do a day fasting. And then the next day
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: you should just kind of be, be good on your body.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Cause it's like it, it, it, it digested, like it's
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: feeling good. And then you can't put crap back in.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: So I got to stop doing that. I, I, That's
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: obviously the battle for me, the food. But that's awesome
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: that you're fasting.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: What do you fast for? Because you don't need to
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: lose weight. So you're fasting for?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Just for health reasons. Just because they say like autophagy
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: your body gets into. And then it helps fight like
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: cancer cells and things like that. Like your body starts
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: taking care of itself. And because my brain gets clear.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I have noticed. It's funny. I just noticed this the
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: other day. I think I'm having dreams that seem more
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: relevant to like direction in my life.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: And like.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Some sort of like information, not all the time, but
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: a little bit more than just like dreaming that I'm
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: like attacking somebody with a net, you know, like a,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: you know, fighting a neighbor, regular shit or waiting in
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: line or whatever.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. But you have dreams of waiting in line.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Lou Ferrigno's in a lot of them.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: No. Yeah. You and Lou Ferrigno are waiting in a line. Yeah.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: At the post office and his wife's mad at him.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: No, at him or you?
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: At him.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Are you in front of him or behind him? I'm
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: behind him. Yes?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I knew it was him.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: So you see it going on. Yeah.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: You see the whole relationship.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: And then is the lady behind the counter going like, next?
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Or you never get there? We're not that far out.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: No.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: You never get there.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: We never get there.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Dude, that is the greatest dream of all time.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Dude, I probably had it 300 times where I finally
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: was able. You ever had a dream so many times
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: you're just on the edge of it when you wake up?
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: You're like, what? Yeah.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: I've had it so many times. What is it? And
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: you're like, it's horseradish.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, that's one of a big one for me.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: But recently I've been getting, I've just been getting a
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: little more information. Anyway, I just think it's, I feel.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: clear in a lot of ways. It's helping me feel
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: a little bit more inspired. I think to take care
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: of myself because I think it starts to show me
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: that I'm willing to make some, uh, sacrifices even in
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: little ways that, that's what it is.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And that's, have you done it? You're a, yeah,
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: I did fasting. Like, uh, I do it a little bit.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Every once in a while I'll do it, but I
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: did a really long one. And it was great. And
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: then I got fat again. I told Rogan this. I
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: did 41 and a half days, just water. But honestly,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I didn't rid myself of, like I was doing it
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: for like different, like spiritual reasons. Like I wanted to
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: clear out everything. And because the whole journey I was watching,
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: like food pictures of food and going, this is what
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: I'm going to eat when I'm done. I can't wait
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: to get back to, I never really broke the habit
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: of going, I don't need food. It doesn't matter. I
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: would feed, you know, I would cook food for my
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: kids and the smell of food. I'd be like, Hey,
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: can I make you a sandwich? Because I was living
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: through that and I wouldn't eat it. And I was
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: fine with that, but I needed to see the food
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: and hold it. I'd smell it, you know, and then I,
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: and I hand it off and, um, it didn't break the,
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: the real bind. You know what I'm saying? The, the, the,
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: the cord of, of being detached from, from stuff, you know,
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: and that's what I got to do in my life
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: with everything, you know, because I'm an addicted guy. Like,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I'll just be like, oh, I got to cut it off.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's what I'm doing, kind of trying
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: to do with dating right now is just like, let
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: me take a break from like, because if I put
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: myself into a moment over here and I'm in this
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: over here and then I'm going on maybe a date
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: that I'm not interested in, but maybe over here somebody
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I am interested in, but now I don't have time
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: because I'm kind of dividing it up and then I'm like,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: let me just see what's going on.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: You know, here at the factory, you know?
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. By the way, I had a dream that I
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: was on the ledge of a building and I'm falling.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: I've had this one a few times. I'm falling, but
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: I never leave the ledge. I'm just yelling the whole time.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Like I'm falling down. Do you know what I'm saying?
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, ah, but I didn't, I never jumped.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I'm just looking.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I wake up. That one comes back. Anyway,
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: I just want to throw that in there.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: I'd be so pissed if I'm down there.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what is this?
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Look at this poser.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. You're looking like, is he doing it? He's
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: just yelling. He's got all the accoutrement, but no fall.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Dude, the weird guy at a suicide jump is the
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: guy who's just waiting down there.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: For the guy to jump. Yes, just like this, not
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: doing anything.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Arrest him.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you should do because this guy's not
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: either helping or pushing. Either one. He's not doing anything.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Either run upstairs, do something, make a move, but he's
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: just waiting. These are the people in life we don't need.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: The eating and the guy that's eating and waiting.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Eating. If you get nachos and you're pulling up and
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: you're waiting for a guy to jump.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, hey, hey, hey.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: No, I can't. Give me 30 seconds. Let me grab
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: those nachos. Ledge.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: To dream of standing on a ledge represents being on
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: the verge of something.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Is it? Yeah.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: You or someone else may be very close to finally
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: making a big decision. You may be feeling tense or
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: experiencing anxiety about a difficult change. alternatively alleged may reflect
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: how close you or someone else isn't close to going
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: in a farcish.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Shit, I messed up the sentence.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: That's okay. Because you know what? It still kind of
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: hits the area. You know what I'm saying? I kind
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: of got the gist of it.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks. Yeah, Rogan's crazy. Have you been on his
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: show before?
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: I did Joe's show. I've known Joe for got to
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: be 35, maybe more than 35 years. Oh, wow.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: What's 1990?
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: No, maybe 34. What is it? 1990s. 36 years, right? 26.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: That's so wild.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I, uh, he's the one who got me,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, really with my manager and he's just, uh,
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: he's always been the guy that's just like, go follow
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: your own path. And, you know, he was the one
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: who got me out of, yeah, he got me out of.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Did he always seem so confident?
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did. He just did. Um, he was the
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: one who got me out of, I was the standup
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: comedian behind the mic with the, you know, the sleeves
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: pushed up and the bolo tie. I don't know if
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: you remember these comics. These comics were the jackets, the
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: funny jackets, the color. And he just wasn't that guy.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: He was just a half backwards guy and just go
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: out there. And he always telling me like, don't, I
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: was always like so desperate to get laughs and trying
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: so hard. And he was like, you know, don't give
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: them your jokes on a platter. He was the one
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: that told me like, Basically, make them comfortable in knowing
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: that whatever you say, you know, is funny. And if
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: they don't know it, like they got to catch up
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: and be part of it.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: You know, right. Don't make it about the jokes. Make
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: it be you.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. Yeah. He was such an influence.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: So did other people see him? Because now people see him.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, and I certainly do like as a, you know,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a pioneer as much, but like,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's the best in his space, like in podcasting.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: His stand-up is just, I mean, he's just a killer.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: He's always been. He just was like. He's super, super
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: intense in anything he does. Once he locks on doing it.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: He just seems so confident. I told him, I think
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: God's going to make him one of the greatest saints
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: of the 21st century. I really do. I think this guy,
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: and I keep saying, because God's going to use him.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: He's like, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: He just goes, and he seeks truth, and he's a
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: guy that's just like, When he seeks it, he knows
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: it's true. He's unrelenting. Like, he just doesn't stop. Yeah.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: And it's like, that's who... Like, he'll go so... He's crazy. Like,
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: I knew it was martial arts. It was jiu-jitsu. Always
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: like that. We started jiu-jitsu together, by the way. No.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: I'm a blue belt. I'm a blue belt 30-something years.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: He's crazy black belt. He's beyond... He's dark black belt.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Dude, he's so... He's... He's cafe de negron.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: He is badass. He is the real deal. He really is. And...
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: And he was getting into the internet before anybody and
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: just searching these things in truth. I mean, he was
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: crazy about it. And I was just like, I'm always
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: behind the curve, way behind it.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Well, we need sleep, I think. He's like the kind
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: of guy, he's like, I don't know. He always just
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: seems to me like he's so, and he and I
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: know each other pretty well now. But he just is
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: always go, he's always go. And he's so curious and
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: he remembers everything. That's the craziest thing. You can't lie
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: to him because he remembers everything.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: So you're about to lie and you're like, oh shit.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: No, and he'll call you out. That's what I love
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: about it. Even me, I've known him for 36 years now.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Even doing his podcast, it's like you got to be careful.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: He'll be like, what? What do you mean? And it's
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: like a dog. It's a dog that caught you and
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: you're like– and you got to come– but I love
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: that because he's– there's such an innocence behind that. He
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: just wants to know the truth. He's like, that's not true.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: You didn't say that or you didn't do it. So
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: you got to be careful.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: He's kind of an oracle. I don't know if it's
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: an oracle, but he's kind of like a mirror of something.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? There is something about that.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's super– I totally believe it. Some people
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: give him a hard time, whatever, but to me, he's
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: always seemed very altruistic as to who he is, you know,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: or trying to be the best of.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Who he is. That's it. Everybody falls. Everybody makes mistakes,
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: you know, and does things wrong. But I know this
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: guy is searching for truth, and he's always just calling
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: it out.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: He's an astronaut, man.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: He's everything.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, I was at the UFC the other day,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: and he brings these big bags of beef snacks, and
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: it's just beef and salt that's dried out beef.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Because he wants to get down from 2% to 1%
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: body fat? Is that it?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's probably doing something. Wow. He's always over there fucking,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: you know, drinking fucking bat saliva or something, doing something,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: trying to get an upper.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: But anyway, yeah, there it is, carnivore snacks. So he
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: has three bags, and he gave one to Daniel Cormier,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: and then Daniel traded one of his.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Traded for what?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I had a tub of popcorn. And he couldn't keep
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: away from it.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love it.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: He's like, my hand just keeps ending up in there. DC.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: But anyway, that was pretty great, too. But I got
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: to eat a whole bag of those beef snacks by myself.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: How were they? You know what?
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: They're really good. They're not too salty, so you don't get, like,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: chip fatigue, you know? Right.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't get chip fatigue? Well, some
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: it's like you're chewing on the top of a shoe,
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: and it's just tiring. It's exhausting for the teeth.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Ugh. And it's not, like, jerky. Jerky to me sometimes
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: at a certain point seems— Like, what are we doing here?
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's a give up. You give up. Yeah.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: But this is nothing like that.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: That's cool. Yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: And it feels kind of carnivorous, I guess, in a sense. Yeah,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed it.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: But it's fun just seeing them over there with their snacks.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: But sometimes you'll see Daniel Cormier over there. He'll have
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: a thing of summer.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Sausage over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: And it's frickin' February.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: He dips.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: And he's over there just slicing it off, you know?
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: I love it. I love it. He's a good man.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: He's like me in that he loves his food. We
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: golf together. I golf with him.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Are you golfing with him?
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: I did golf with him and Chris Wybin. Chris Wybin
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: loves you too, by the way.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Chris Wybin's a cool guy.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he loves you. I know Chris for Long Island guy. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: So whenever you were training, was he training too then?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Always training with him and their group. Ray Long going
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: over there.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Dude, that's cool.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're fun. They're a fun group. Long Island is
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: tough guys, man. A lot of good guys came out
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: of Long Island. Yeah. No, but it's fun. Him and DC,
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: we all went out and golfed and Had a blast. Oh,
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: is that me next to Wyman? That's you?
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Wyman is hilarious, dude. He's got the best energy, bro.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a great guy. He's incredible.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: They have a great show now that they do, too. Yes.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: He was just telling me that. They're doing more and
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: more with him. And I said, man, I'm so happy
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: that he stopped fighting. I want them all to stop
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: fighting because I don't want anybody to get hurt. You
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: get to know all these guys. You're like, please don't
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: fight anymore. I can't– that's why I stopped watching. I
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: don't go anymore. I used to go all the time. Oh,
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: you did? Oh, I wouldn't– dude, I would go to
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: these fights before anybody was even there. Oh, wow. I
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: would hear the stomping on the canvas. There'd be nobody there. Dude,
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: that's when I go. Yes, I love that.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I go in the beginning.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: It's quiet, and you hear a crack of a fist
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: into a jaw or something, and I loved every moment
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: of it, but I just couldn't do it anymore because
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: I would get to know these fighters. And I was like,
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: I couldn't. Randy Couture and Chuck Liddell, those fights.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I just saw Chuck Liddell. I thought he passed away.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: And I was like, holy shit.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: No, I couldn't. Look at you. You are there early.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Dude, I go early a lot.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Dude, I love that.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Last time I got there, too early.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I love that, man. So you're not showing up at
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: the main event, going in there and sitting down.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: No, dude.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: I love this.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I think this is amazing. These are like these people
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: that are doing the thing that they love the most.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: And some of them in the early, they're coming out
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: for the first time into this UFC. And they come
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: out and nobody's there.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: It's like, what are you doing?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: But, dude, sometimes you see some of the best fights early.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it, dude.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Good for you. Yeah, that was it. And then I
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: would start to know these fighters and I couldn't watch
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: them anymore. I was there with Rich Franklin when he got,
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: knocked out by Anderson Silva. And it just, I was,
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: there was his wife, you know, watching this and just like,
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: you just stunned. And I'm like, I can't do this anymore.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: So I stopped going. I couldn't do it. I didn't
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: want to see these guys. And I was telling him
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: that we, I wanted to say that I wanted to
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: get Chris out of fighting. Cause I was like, he's
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: had so many surgeries, broken leg, you know, all these things.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: And it's like, just, he's a good looking guy, man. Do, do,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: you know, get on TV and he's funny and he's,
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: you know, personable. So I'm glad to see he's doing
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: TV stuff.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There's a lot of great guys over there. Angry Girls,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: it's been fun. Yeah, being associated with that whole thing
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: has been just so exciting. Just to get to go
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: watch it, you know.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Do you train?
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: No, I trained for a little while, and then I
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: just kept getting hurt.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's tough.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Like my ribs, and I'd be having like some fucking
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: huge guy would be rolling over on me or something.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: And it was just like, it was a lot. So
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: I think I'll do it again whenever I don't have
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: so much responsibility.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: I got to do it when they work out the smell.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? The smell of the room.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: I just, I can't do it. Not at 60. Like,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: when I was younger, I was like, hey, you got
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: to be able, it doesn't matter what it is, you know.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: At 60, you go, I don't need to smell this anymore.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: You hit 60?
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hit 60. Can you believe that? No way.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: No, not at all.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Yes. You're a baby. I'm telling you, I've been around
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: a long time. So what I'm saying is, I don't
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: need the smell of a jujitsu room anymore.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: I'll do it privately. I'll do it like that way
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: for a while. And once, you know, because a wet gi...
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's much worse than that, going up
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: against a guy with a wet right, and you're in there,
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: and he's got your face, and he's cranking it, and
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: all you got is wet gi and chest hair.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: That's past gay. It's past a gay feeling. I think
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: a gay feeling, it's beyond romance.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a control thing, and it's just not good.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: And he got wet and then got cold and wet.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Yes. That's the thing. If somebody's warm and wet, at
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: least you're like. It's actually a bath. Yeah, that feels
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: a little bit more like a bath would feel. Cold
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: and wet is just, it's bad. And the smell.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough stuff, dude. Not my favorite.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 52:30
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: But Tom Hanks narrated Polar Express. Yeah, you're right, kind of. Dude,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: this is just for me. Have you ever had Penguin?
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: How is it?
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: I knew it.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: They won't let us have it. Dude, what's your stripper name,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: you think? What do you mean? You live at the
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: North Pole. It's the biggest poll in the world. You
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: never even thought about your stripper name? It's the last
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: thing you ate in the street you grew up on. Yeah,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: I think so. Yours would probably be like Snow Way.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Zero sugar.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Coming to the main glacier.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I like it.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Zero sugar. That's what I'm talking about. Get that sugar
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: out of here, boy. Don't be crazy around me with
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: that sugar. I don't want no sugar, bear. I want
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: my bear to be sugar-free. Sugar-free! Sorry. Something took over me. Okay,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: that's not edible. I don't care. We have another one.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: So this, the first sip, or that, the last sip?
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: All sips. All right, this is the last one.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: This is a big one.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: This, Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, or that, Pepsi Zero Sugar? It's
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: the truth. Pepsi Zero Sugar tastes better than Coca-Cola Zero Sugar.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: That's his take, that's my take, but let your tastes decide.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Jeeps, where are you going? Oh, wherever you want, I guess.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Where does a polar bear sit? Wherever he wants. Was
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: it hard for you to adapt to married life once
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: you got married?
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: No. No, once I found her, it was like, I
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: remember I went away. I was with her for a while.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: You know, it's like, this is it. I knew this
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: was it. And it wasn't because, oh, I got to
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: get married or anything like that. I could tell cause
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: I just didn't want to be away from her. And
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: I had to do a, uh, I think a couple
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: of gigs or whatever. I was on the road for
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: a while and she couldn't go. And I, I just
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: hated being away from her. I was calling her every
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: night and I was like, wow, I gotta get back there.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: You know? And, uh, you had that feeling in a
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: long time. I hadn't, you know, not, not with who
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: I was dating and, and, and, uh, going out with.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: So no, it wasn't there. It was, it was totally different.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: You just click on so many different levels and it's like,
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: It just becomes apparent, like, man, I need this person
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: in my life. They make me better, too. You know
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying? Yeah. That's it. So she's amazing that way.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: So that was it. I was like, I'm done. I'm happy. Gosh.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a great thing to say.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I am. It's amazing.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you see your wife, you get excited. You
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: give her a hug.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: It's yeah, I'll give her a hug. Uh, I love,
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: but sometimes, you know, it's also, it's not, you know,
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: all the time. It's not crazy romantic all the time.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: You know, it's life, you know, you're tired. It's like, uh,
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: you know, you just pass each other. Sometimes it's, you know,
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: it's a fist bump. It's like, all right, get out
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: of here, whatever it is. But, uh, but I miss
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: her this morning. She left this morning, you know, we
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: were out last night and then, uh, I was like, wow,
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: you know, uh, it's, it's, it's, you know, you're going
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: to have all those feelings. It's, you know, All the
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: emotions and everything, and all the cooking or this, that,
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: the things that you love them so much about, it's
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: a balance of them all. It's everything. It's the good.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: It's the bad. And you just realize overall it's like
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: I never want to be without them, even in the
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: worst moments. So you know that, and it's real.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: You think you can fall in like a different type
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: of love when you're like, Like in your late 30s
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: or as you get older than you can when you're younger,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: you think?
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: First, for me, I think I matured. I'm still not
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: that mature. You know, I'm 60. So I still think
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: like a kid, like an idiot. So for me, I'm
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: glad it happened later. You know, some people are able
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: to know what they want when they're younger and much
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: more mature. I was not there, you know.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think your career might not have happened the same.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's for sure. I needed to be kind of
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: by myself and get it going. Because you might.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Have left your family all the time to go war.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: It would have just been really different.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: It would have been rough for sure, yeah. So I'm
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: glad I got the grind out. Now I take them
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: with me if I'm doing a movie. I'm never away
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: from them for that long, which is good.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Do you miss some of those days, like the road
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: days back in the day? Are there any of them
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: that you kind of romanticize.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: A little bit? I still do them.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: But I mean like clubs that weren't– just like– I'm
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: talking about like– Stayed in.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: The condo and all that stuff.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Did you ever stay in Mishawaka?
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Did you stay in condos?
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, dude. You did? You ever stay in Mishawaka
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: over there?
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Where's that?
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Indiana, like right outside of Notre Dame is right there.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: No, no. Oh, yes. But I've made crazy crappy condos
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: and stuff like that. But it was exciting. It was me.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: my brother a couple other guys comedians that were you
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: know we were rogan you know but never went on
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: the road with rogan uh but uh yeah it was
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: great it was fun you know you stay at I
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: used to play the Tropicana in Vegas.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: And I never gambled. I've never been to Vegas. And
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: I remember losing my week. You go there for a week.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: You do two shows a night for seven days, man.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: You have to eat downstairs with the staff.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: And sometimes there's no food, and they're asking you for food.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah, exactly. It's rough. But you're excited to be there.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: It was like 103 degrees. I remember when O.J., when
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: they were chasing O.J., I was in Vegas at the Tropicana,
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: and we were drinking. We got a— you' re staying in your hotel.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: You got no— I think you're getting maybe— I don't even know
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: how much money you're getting, but I lost— in the first night,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: I've lost my entire week's worth of money. I'm not kidding.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: So we got a case of Bud Light Ice, which
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: was the beer that was so good and frosty at
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: a gas station.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, I remember that beer.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: Do you remember that?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they discontinued it.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: It was great, though.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Yes. I liked it.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: I did, too. Bud Light Ice. Bring up a picture
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: of it. Can you please? Something would it look like?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: And they had, there was a something dog at the
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: same time.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, Red Dog.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Red Dog or.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Something like that. I love that. You know that.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Red Dog was disgusting. It was supposed to be for, like,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: disabled animals.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Bud Light Ice. There you go. We got a case
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: of that, and we sat in my hotel room, and
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: we just pounded it, and it was, like, still 103
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: degrees at night. I remember that, and OJ was being
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: chased or whatever. It was just crazy.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Dude, I remember I would be in my hotel. I
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: remember this one hotel I stayed at, I think it
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: was in, outside of Syracuse in like Liberty, New York
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: or something. And they gave you a cup of water
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: and it was filled up. When I got in the room,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: it was like a cup of water. I was like,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: it wasn't even like a bottle of water. And I
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: was like- Oh, that was for you?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: If you're thirsty, we poured you a cup of water
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: and put it in there.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Did you stay in some rough places?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just places where you like would have to walk
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: on the interstate to get there, whatever, like a highway
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: to get there. Just some places that were a little
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: bit like, what is going on here?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: I drove eight hours- to a gig that I had
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: to do one gig. It was one night. I was
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: making like no money. I get there early before the gig,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: and it's a crappy motel type thing. I pull the
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: bed back because I'm tired. Just drove eight hours. Got
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: to take a nap before the show. There's a roach
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: in the blanket. I mean, I don't even know. It
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: was this big. I literally just put the blanket back.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: I went to the show. I just sat in my
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: car in the parking lot until the thing was ready,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: did the show, drove home eight hours, man. I'm not
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: staying with a roach. Couldn't do it. There's some miserable places. Yeah, dude.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: I remember we would, to save like $ 100, you'd fly
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: into a city that was like four hours. Like if
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: you could figure out the math.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes. And then drive here and get a ride.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Then you're like, oh, I'll just finish a show. I'll
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: drive and catch a flight out of Indianapolis at 5, 8.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: It's just like everything was like.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Did you have a buddy, like a comic buddy that
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: you'd go with or you were by yourself? I didn't.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: I was out there and I'd always pee in the bed.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: I'd always pee on my cell phone once it came out.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: So I'd miss certain calls or wake up alarms.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Back that up. Wait a second. What did you say?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: I would wet the bed. You would wet the bed? Yeah,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: I'd wet the bed, man.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: I'd be drinking. First of all, let's start with this
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: one first, and then we'll back it in there. Why
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: is your cell phone in the bed? Can you put
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: it on the counter? No.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: I'd fall asleep.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Put it on the counter. That's not that close. You
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: shouldn't have that close to you anyway. Put that on there.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: By the way, you would pee on it then. But
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: why are you wetting the bed?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: I was wetting the bed, man.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: Were you drunk or just letting it go?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: I was drunk, and I wet the bed for a
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: long time.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I was in it.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: Just because you got used to it when you were
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: younger and you're like, Let's just keep going with this?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: I can't remember, dude. I just think I just was
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: always so nervous.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: And whenever I was asleep, at some point, finally, I
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: wasn't nervous. And my body's like, well, this is when
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: we got to urinate, you know?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: You seem like a guy from a place of fear, right?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: Everything in fear. Like, I'm that way. I don't know
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: about you, but I get worried about everything. Or you're
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: not worried about everything.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, I would get worried. Like, if I'm with a
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: girl and there's, like, a moment of silence, it makes
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: me so frustrated. you gotta fill that I get so
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: scared yeah I'm like I just don't want to give
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: her room not to like it was almost like from
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: that way if there's any space here she'll not like
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: me that's exactly it I don't want to give her
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: room not to so you gotta fill that space up
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: yeah and I would do it with one word for the.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: Next set so it's like if we were talking I'm
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: like yeah well I went to the game with my
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: brother and it was a lot of fun and then
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: it gets quiet and I would go because and I
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: would say because to give you moments to start yes
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: but I don't know what I'm saying and she's like
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: what do you mean and I'm like because and I'm
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: like In my head, I'm like, hey, because it has
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: to follow. You got to follow with something if you
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: say because. So I was like, because, you know, we
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: we just like the team that was playing something. And
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: then it's like dead again. And I'm like, I do
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: another one. So it's just those little words like, just
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: shut up, man. Sit in the pocket. I can't sit
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: in the pocket.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: I can't sit ever. Dude, it's same with baseball. I
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: would get up there. I would swing three times for
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: even fucking through it. And I would go sit down.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And if they had a problem with it. I
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: love it.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going home. My mom would sit in the distance.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: She would be in the van, and she would honk.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: She's like, if you don't hit it, we're fucking leaving.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: And she'd be going, dude. I never hit it.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Dude, I love that.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: I never hit it, dude. But yeah, there's something about
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: that moment where it's like, I just can't. Especially if
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: it's like looking at a woman in the eyes, too.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: That's always been like super tough. It's just like something
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: that's like, yeah, I just always had a tough time
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: with that. But I can't let there be a thing.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: Well, I couldn't. If the woman didn't... high school or
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: even beyond i had to know the girl like she
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: had to come over to me like i could never
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: be one of those guys that go up i'd be
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: like ask my friends she's like she likes you go
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: talk to her you know i'm like couldn't talk to
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: her i walk around her in a big circle oh
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: gosh yes that's funny that's great though that's yes that's
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: insane that's marking your territory and you're trying to go
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: in and you don't even know how to do it
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: um yeah i i would need her to come over
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: And I would need confirmation of, yes, I like you.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Let's go out. You know, I couldn't, I'd be like,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: you sure? I'd give her every out. Like, we don't
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: have to do this if you don't want to go out.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Are you okay? That's what I always, if anybody hangs
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: out with me, a lot of them are always like,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: are you okay? I don't even do it on purpose.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: There's a part of me that just asks them that.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's a sweetness, man, but it's a, it's
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: a worry that you're not good enough. Right. I mean,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: And I think it's not even on the front of
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: my thoughts anymore, but it's still just this old thing
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: that's just built in me, you know, but that looking
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: in the eyes, like, yeah, I couldn't look at one
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: in the eye. Just like, I don't know what it is.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: If I, if they, I don't know what I'm afraid
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: they're going to see, you know, they're just going to
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: see that something's wrong with me probably, or something, you know,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: or I'm going to, or I'm going to see them.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Here's what I think it is too. I'm going to
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: see them. see that something's wrong with me, right?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: You would look for signs. She saw me just like,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: she knows I'm weak.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Right, I'll know the look in her eyes. I'll know
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: the look in her eyes when she sees that, when
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: she realizes that there's something wrong with me. So I got,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: I like, I don't know. So I don't want to
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: lock out, something like that.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Anyway, sorry for talking.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: You don't want, no, no, it's the truth. I'm the
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: same way. You don't want to give yourself, the possibility
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: of failing. So it's like you kill it before it happens.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: You go, I'll self kill it before that. I didn't fail.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: It just went down. I don't know.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: But then life gets, but then life gets along. You're like,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: what kind of, what theme park am I living in
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: here with myself?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you, get out of it. I'm
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: out of it now. I'm coming out of it. I
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: really am. I don't let those things that scare me anymore.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: Like I don't care anymore. I do it. And that's, it's,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: it's been helping a lot. I mean it. Yes.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Just by just, just doing.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You figure it out. You go, I don't care.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: She said, no, she didn't know this one, this, whatever.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: I don't get this. It doesn't do well. I don't care.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: Moving on. What's next? Let's go. We know what we got.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: God is good. Go, go, go, go.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: It's stuck so much on the thinking side.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. You got to get out of your own way.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: I'm the same way. Yeah.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: That's interesting, dude. But yeah, that would be a lot
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: of it. God. Yeah. That would be a lot of it.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: But yeah, that thing I'll be, I'll be like, um,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: What else is going on? I'll say that all the time.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: If things get real quiet, that's a weird thing, huh?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: But I think that's what makes you, your brain is like,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: we got to come up with something.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: What are we doing here, boys? You know? Yes.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: And I'm telling you, you look calm outside, but inside
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: it's like, there's a fire. What do we do next? Like,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: she's not like, I remember it all. I remember it.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: It's over. It's cortisol shooting out of your face. You know,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: it's like, ah! I don't know what to do. I
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: can't control myself. When you think back on it, it's
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: so insane. It is. It means nothing. It meant nothing.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: Don't worry. Just calm down. Sit in the pocket.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Spade does a good job of that, man.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: He's always been that guy, right? He's so cool. Just
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: very cool.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: I've never been the cool guy. He's so cool. Yeah.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: My friend was the cool guy.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All my friends were the cool guy. Like, it
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: was never me. I was never that guy. No.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Even the times when I thought I was that guy,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: I was like, ah, that's insane that you thought that, dude.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: You know? Because it just doesn't fit.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: Right. Nah. Yeah. I don't, I don't, I don't. And
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: then it worked for me to not be that guy.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: And it's like when you admit it. Yeah.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Once you realize, oh, I'm not.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Once you're not trying to be something.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It feels better. Right. And it's like, it's all right.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: That's why it happened.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: It makes things a little bit better. Did you feel
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: like a little bit of like your character, Matt Taylor,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: that's the guy's name? Which is so funny because I
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: know three Matt Taylors, but everybody does. Maybe that's why
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: they picked the name.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: out there. How many are there? Bring that up. Please.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: How many Matt Taylors are there? I know three.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: There's got to be 14 or more in the world.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I bet there's 140,000. I know. I'm joking. Oh, sorry.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: There's got to be like Matt Taylors, right?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: There's no precise global count for the name Matt Taylor.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: A comprehensive worldwide name database do not exist. Estimates can
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: be derived from available national data and name frequency tools.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: It's up here in the public records about 3,700 times.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: That's it? Yeah, there's no way to figure it out.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of them, though.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Matt, as a first name alone, has an estimated living
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: population of 207,000. I bet it's more than that. 207,000 Matts?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: There was that Kyle meetup in Texas. Do you see that?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: I did not.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Bring that up.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: All the Kyles?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: All the Kyles met up.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: If we were to branch out now and go to
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: try to figure out how many Matt Taylors there are
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: currently living in the world, what is the first step?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: The first step is do I go, okay, if we
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: just decided right now we're doing it, but would I
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: say to my guy, all right, call his agent. We're
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: going to do this thing. What is the first step?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Do we book a hotel and we say we're going
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: to talk about it or? Like we need a first
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: meeting of how we're going to go about the thing.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: Is that it?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: The first step, probably agreeing that we're going to do
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: it together. Right.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: That would take some time though, right? Because we'd be like,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: are we really doing this? And then it's like, well,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: we got to talk it out. Let's think it. And
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: the logistics of it, like how would we do it? Okay.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: And getting uniforms too. Searching for Matt Taylor uniforms. That
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: would be sick. Would it be a jumpsuit or is
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: it like two pieces?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Every Matt Taylor. I think it's a onesie.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: A onesie?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: It's a one piece, like a Carhartt.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: It's hard work. Yes.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Dude, you know how many Matt Taylors there are? At
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: least 207,000. Dude, I love it.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Searching for the best Matt Taylor. What are we looking for?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: So the uniform would be probably the first thing we're
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: working on.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: What are we looking for him for? Maybe we got
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: a piece of mail for him.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just something like we can, yeah. Or just to
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: give them a pat on the back for being part
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: of the team.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, being in the Army. That's a militia.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: That many people. That is.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Bring up that meeting of the Kyles again. What did
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: they do, too? Somebody said that.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: That is cool. They're all Kyle's?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those were all Kyle's. And Sugar Ray performed, I heard.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love it.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: 706 people named Kyle got together in Texas, but it wasn't.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Enough for a world record. Oh, damn. Oh, how sad
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: is that? First of all, let me say something. These
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: guys put together, 706 of these people had the dream
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: of becoming a world record breaker with the most Kyles
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: in a certain area.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: And they missed it. Look at that. By the way,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: as bad as we feel about everything that happened in
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: our lives, if I had that one, that would tip it.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: It'd be tough to leave.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Come on. No, you're second place? For most Kyles?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: Second place for most Kyles. The crown is currently held
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: by a town in Bosnia. They got 235 people named
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Ivan in 2017.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: So it's any name. It's not just Kyles. So it's
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: like just a certain name.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: But this is, I think, one of the largest groupings.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: What did it say about Kyle? Did it say anything else?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Go back to that original article.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: How does that start? Where is that first meeting? Oh, Kyle.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: Well, it's right here. It's not the first time the
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Kyles have come gunning for the Ivans. Last year, the
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: official count at what has become known as the Gathering
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: of the Kyles clocked in at 1490 in the fast-growing
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Texas city that is about 37 miles of Austin. Oh,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: the city's called Kyle. They did it in Kyle, Texas.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: But are they named Kyle?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: They're all named Kyle. That's got to be crazy, dude,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: when you see who all the other freaking Kyles really are.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: But do you go door to door?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: Are you knocking and going?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they met. I'm sure there was something online
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: that announced it.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: And then they all showed up. I guess you have
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: to register.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would seem a lot more efficient.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, that'd be so crazy. You look around and
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: everybody's a Kyle. And you see some, you're like, whoa.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Or they put one person out there that's not a Kyle.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: And the whole day.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: Do you think there's anybody in that group of 706
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: that's not a Kyle? Really? That, like, Kyle was his nickname.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: It wasn't even his real name. And he knows it.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: He's there. It's not on his birth certificate. And he's
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: kind of, like, getting around, like, not wanting to get caught.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: And people are looking around. And other Kyles know if
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: you're not a Kyle. So they're just kind of like...
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: And you're like, what's your name? And you're like, I'm Kyle, too.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: And they're like... I don't know if he, you know,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: and they're like, hey, they go to get his buddy. Like,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: I want to check you out. And then he leaves.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be back.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: And he just goes to a different area of the field.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: It's so stupid.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: It's so crazy to be a fake Kyle there just
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: to fit in.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: But people have nothing to do. Look at what they're doing.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: They're just trying, man.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: I love it, man. I love it.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: People are desperate for connection. Yes. This is how it's getting.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: By the way, this is beautiful to me. But the
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: worst part is, though, imagine it's all dude. You go
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: there hoping you can meet a chick. There's some chicks
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: named Kyle.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, do you think so?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: I've met a couple.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: I've met a couple for sure.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: Who performed?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Who performed? I think Sugar Ray.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: But that's a missed opportunity. Shouldn't they get a Kyle?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: Isn't there a Kyle performer?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: Kyle Kinane could have. Yeah.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That's a missed opportunity, man.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: It won't try to break the same name gathering record
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: this year. Okay, so Kyle's out. Oh, so they're switching names.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: By the way, why don't you go with a Bob
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: or something like, you know what I'm saying? Oh, because
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: the city of Kyle, Texas put it on, it looks like.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll find a better name.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: The city has been hosting the gathering since 2017.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: When you look back, this movie, what was different about
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: making this movie than some of the others? Did you
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: find that it's easier? Do you have a different ownership
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: of this film?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: It was something that, it came together really quick, but
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: it's the first movie that I'm really proud of, that
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: everybody who worked on it was just amazing, and it
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: was just different than any other movie I've done. And
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: the story's not that, it's not even that crazy different
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: or anything like that. It's not– but it's a classic.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: We hit every mark that we wanted to hit in
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: doing this in a different way. I hired– like we
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: got the best cast, the best crew. And again, it's
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: not me. It was them and it was everything coming
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: together in Italy that just made it– I just couldn't
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: believe how great it came out. And it was like
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: I know– I think honestly for the rest of my life,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: this would probably be the best movie. For me. Really?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: It's the best I've done so far. Yes. Without a doubt.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: The best you've done even in your acting, you think?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Well, it's the most where I'm real. You know,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: you do different movies for different reasons, right? Like, you know,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: when I did Mall Cop, you know, I'm doing it
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: for families and kids and you're being goofy and broad
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: and this and that. And a lot of stuff you're
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: getting that, you know, that's your kind of what they
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: expect from you. But this was one where I was able,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: there's still comedy in it, but like I don't hold
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: the comedy as much as, like Kim Coates and Jonathan Rumi,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: these guys, and Allison Hannigan.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jonathan was great.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Which allowed me to kind of play more of
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: a real guy, which was fun for me to do.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: And who played Jules? What was that guy's name?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: Kim Coates from Sons of Anarchy. I've known him for
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: 35 years. I did a movie with him and Ray
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: Romano called Grilled. Yeah. And it never went anywhere. We
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: were meat salesmen. And I met him. And he is
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: the greatest. He's an insanely intense actor. I don't even
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: know what he's going to do. But that's why I
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: want him for comedy.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: He looks at you, and he's just going to go
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: a certain way, and you're going to go with him.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: And he was the perfect guy to play that role. Yeah,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: that was great, dude. He was really, really, he was
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: a good, yeah, his comedy was right on. He's incredible, man.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: He crushes it.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Whenever you made, what's another favorite, like just take me
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: through one more favorite film that you, like an experience
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: that you had.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, Hitch. I mean, all the stuff with Sandler. Oh, yeah,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: that's true. I'm sorry.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: That's kind of a dumb question.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: No, no. I mean, it's like doing stuff with Sandler
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: is the best always.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: What about like a Hitch reboot today? Would that work,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: you think?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know how you do it with me,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: but yeah. I guess you could do it. I think so.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: I think it was great. That was my first movie. So,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, I was thankful for that one. That started
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: out like I had like one line or something. It
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: was like a very small part. And then Will and
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: I just connected, and he was so nice and giving
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: me some freedom to be funny and kind of try
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: different things. Oh, yeah. And I'll do it, and it
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: just made everything for me. So I was really excited
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: about that one.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Do you feel a lot of pressure when you just
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: have that much of a part to try to make
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: it perfect in some way?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: In Hitch?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: You know, coming in... you know, Will was a massive,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: you know, movie star.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. He's been one of the biggest.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: And movie stars were different then. It was like, it
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: was just in the theaters. It was like, they were special.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: You didn't see them much, you know? And I remember
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: we were doing a big table read in New York
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: and he walked in with his crew and I'm like, whoa,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: you know, my eyes like, whoa, that's him. You know,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: it was like one of those things. And, uh, just
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: happy to be there, you know, trying to pitch things, but,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: you know, don't want to get thrown out of the room,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: you know, try, you know, timing and stuff like that. Uh,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: but he was great like we would write after in
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: his trailer he'd go come back and we'd work on
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: some material and rewrite it as we were doing it
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: and I was just in it it was a dream
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: for me it was really great and it had that
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: special feeling that I have in this movie honestly where
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: you feel things are coming together because I've done a
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: ton of movies where you go man this is just
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: not working you know it's like you just feel like
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: you're muscling through you're pushing the comedy too hard this
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: one felt so real to me and it was just
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: so much fun to be a part of.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Do you have other projects that you already have on
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: the docket, Kevin?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: Yes. We're working on one with Jelly Roll that I'm
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: going to be. It's actually a drama. country music drama
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: that we're working together.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: You see that video of him the other night at
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: the Grammys?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: Were you there?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: No, I wasn't there. He is amazing, man. Yeah, he's great.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: I got a shirt. I bought a shirt at Walmart
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: before coming here, and I already stained it up a
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: little bit. Let's go. Yeah, let's go, Jelly.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: He sent me a pair of those shoes. They're like hats.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know what they're called.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, yeah. The boots that he wears?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that, yeah.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're great. He's an amazing human being, man. I'm
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: so proud of him. Proud of him and so excited
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: to do this. And in this drama, here's the thing.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: We both, he goes, hey, if we're going to do this,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: we got to get into like prison shape. Because we
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: go to prison. We're both in prison in the movie.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: And it's real. Where at?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: What city?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: In Nashville.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice. I haven't been to the prison here.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's a whole thing about getting to the Opry.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: And it's a really cool story. And there's a lot
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: of drama in it. And it's exciting. But we said, okay,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: we're going to commit now to doing this. And he
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: went out and lost like 300 pounds. And I am
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: up seven. I got to get down.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: You're up seven pounds right now?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: Yes. He's down like 300. I'm up seven.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a crazy spread.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, it's a big spread. We went the wrong way.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: And you already shot.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: No, no, we didn't shoot anything yet. We shoot in like.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: we're hoping to do seven, eight months. We're going to be,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: we're going to be ready to shoot. So do you
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: think you can get to that? I know I can.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do it right now. I'm literally, after
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: I promote this movie, which I'm doing, I'm shutting down
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: from everything else and I'm, I'm going into training mode
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: like never before. I'm going to work out. I'm going
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: to change everything. I'm going to be unrecognizable. I have
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: to say it. If I don't say it, I'll never
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: be accountable.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: What will you do? Like, what do you have? Oh,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: I know what I'm going to do. Yeah.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do everything. Like, well, I'm going to
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: go easy though. You know, it's like, that's the one thing.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: I'm very eclectic when I work out. Like I do,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: you know, I'll do a little bit of jujitsu and
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: stuff like that. Light stuff though now and boxing and
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: then stretching and a little bit of stuff. Bike riding,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: things like that. Pool is insane. You know, I... Swimming?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: Not swimming. I'm not a swimmer. But just getting in
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: a pool and stretching and moving a little bit.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: If you can do that, you have access to that.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: But it's also like... You burn a lot of calories.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: And it's therapeutic because... The water holds you. So it's
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: like your body feels good stretching and moving. So doing
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: a lot of that. And, uh, no, I gotta, I
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: gotta get on it though. He's, he's, he's like, he's
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: lived up to his part of the bargain.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: Or are you going to have a trainer? Like, what
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: do you, what else do you do?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: I do, but training, trainers get annoying to me. I
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: gotta be honest. Like after a while. Yeah. And you
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: know what? If I'm being completely honest, I've done it before.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: I know what to do. I know what to eat.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: I know what, you know, but I am using Dolce.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: Do you know Mike Dolce?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: He's got the Dolce diet. He's trained all these UFC athletes.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait. I have met him before.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's awesome. He's going to help me. Yes. He's
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: a badass. He's a really good.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: So he's going to help.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: He is going to help. He's frustrated with me because
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: I haven't been doing. He knows I haven't been doing it.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're up seven.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I don't think he knew that. I guess
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: he's going to know that now. All right. Sorry, Dolce.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: I'm up seven. But I didn't lock in yet. When
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: I lock in, I promise you. It's gonna be six months,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be a different person, so.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: What would be the hardest thing for you to give up,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: you think?
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: Food-wise, or just, I mean?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: Probably food-wise, yeah. Or is it a beer-wise, or what
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: is it?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: No, no, it's not drinking. I'm not a big, big drinker.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: It's just food, and it's just amounts of food. Like,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: I could eat constantly if you changed the food, like
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: a shark. Like, I would just keep swimming. Like, I
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: would just keep... Yeah. I don't get full, really, you know?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: It's something in me that, you know, I need to stop.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: But are you a big eater? You look great, man.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: I like to eat some, but I don't care that much.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: You don't?
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: I like beef quesadillas and I like smoothie.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, but so you're not. That's a great combo.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the two things I eat every single day.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: Do you really?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if I'm eating, that's what I eat.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: It's easy. We have seven ingredients here.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: But you don't think about it. See, look at your face.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: You're kind of like, that's your face when, you know,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: that's not my face with food.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: I think it's lame to not care about food sometimes.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: I think, like, dude, get some zest in your world.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: No, I think what you're doing is— Think about a
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: fucking sauce or something. No, I think that's—I would rather
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: be like that because, you know, why am I so
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: concerned about what I'm eating for lunch? Like, I'm thinking
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: about it constantly. I'm looking at you right now, but
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking tonight. Like, you don't want to make a mistake.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: You don't want to go— That's a good point. Right?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Nothing's worse than making a mistake at a restaurant. Especially
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: when you're like, we're in Nashville now, so we got
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: to pop. You got to find something good. Dude, I
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: ordered a steak from this place, STK, last night or something.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, STK's great.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: This was not, dude.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? STK missed? Didn't they have a place in
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: the city? They have a few of them, right? They're
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: a chain?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: But not a lot.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, it still makes me sick. It tastes like, I
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: don't even know.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, STK, sorry. I'm out then. I'm out.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: If you had a bad one. Oh, it tasted like.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: No, I'm done. It tasted like just vagina. If they
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: had one in L.A., I think I went to it
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: and it was good. 1400s or whatever.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: Like game of groans, dude. It was horrible.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: Game of groans.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Dude, I can still, I had one bite and I
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, maybe I got a bad piece of
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: the meat or whatever.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: It tasted bad or it was tough?
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: It tasted bad and it just had this aroma or
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: odor or whatever with it. And, dude, that odor hit me,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: and I was like.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: What is the odor? Oh, you were seeing the odor? Odor? Yes.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: It hit me, dude. I fucking, my knees shook a little.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: Did they? I was like, God, yeah. But do you
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: think it was, like, just bad tasting, or it was bad, like,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: you're going to get sick? I couldn't tell.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: I couldn't tell, dude, but I had one more bite.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: You went back?
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, dude, I was treating myself to something,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: I hadn't really eaten all day, and I was coming home,
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm going to treat myself to
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: something tonight. I'm going to order a steak. Because I
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: still have to work. I was going to try to
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: go somewhere to eat, but it was getting, it was
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: so late.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: And I was like, and they sent it, and I
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: was like, oh.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: No, no, you can't.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: It made me fucking, when you do that kind of shit,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: like you turn into your own chiropractor and shit.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: See, I wouldn't get upset. Like, once it was bad,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: I have no problem switching foods. Like, I would go
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: right to peanut butter and jelly, and I would make
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: a massive sandwich.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: God, now those are good. I guess they're as good
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: when you're a kid, but I just quit eating them
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: years ago.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: Peanut butter and jelly.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: You still eat them?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, I do. Yes, I do. What is your ratio
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: of peanut butter to jelly?
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, I used to think, oh, I think I go
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: thick on both. And I'll put, if I'm really going
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: to have one, I haven't had one in years, but
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: I would put butter on the jelly side as well. Butter, jelly,
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: and then the other bread has peanut butter on it.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: My grandmother used to do that.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: Toast or no?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: No. Sometimes my mom used to grill them with bananas
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: in them though.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: That's insane. I'm stuck on butter right now. Like my
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: mind is going crazy. Like a beautiful mind right now,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: it's seeing all the equations of like why I didn't
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: do it. But I got to tell you, first of all,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: I go much thicker peanut butter. Like I thick it up. Oh, really?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: It's a lot.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: You choke a little.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine. I get it down. And then it's
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: worth it though. And I get a little jelly in
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: there just to get that sweet going. But it's a
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: big one. And I'll do toast sometimes. But if you
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: do too hot of a toast– I know this is
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: a little bit too much information, but then you get
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: the wet peanut. It melts and it comes right out,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: squeezes out the side.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: How do you feel when peanut butter started doing that
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: thing a few years ago where they put just two
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: parts of peanut butter into a jar and it's like
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: the oil and the part they separate?
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: No, I can't stand that.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: That's insane.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: I can't stand that. What is that? I don't want
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: to do the skippy. Yeah, there you go. That's the drip.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: There you go. That drip is good, but if it
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: goes out of the sandwich, it's useless. And you lose it.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: You lose it. It's like that could have been in me. Yeah, God.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do this stuff like that.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: I don't like that at all.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: I do miss those kid foods, those lunchables.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: I can't believe you. Why did you stop? I mean,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: when you say kid foods.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: I forgot about it.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: They're foods. They don't, I mean, macaroni and cheese with
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: the craft. You're right. With the powder. It never stops.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: When do you go, what age is it appropriate to go,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: I'm not eating the powder cheese?
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: Something happened to me, I guess. I just, I don't know.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: I just started. You know what? I just like working
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: so much. I just don't think about food that much.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: But maybe this will start, you know? Maybe I'll start
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: falling in love with some new things, you know?
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: I would like to go the other way. I would
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: love to be like that. I wish I had that
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: where I wasn't thinking about it so much.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: What's going to be the toughest part for you with
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: this coming up change? I know you've got to get
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: out of here. What's going to be the toughest part?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: It's just going to be the food. It is. It's
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: going to be cutting that out. But once I get
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: into a groove, it's routine. Routine and discipline, man. That's
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: all it ever is, right? So if you do it
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: a little bit and you do it enough and you
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: don't need a perfect every day, but That's the other
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: thing too. I let the perfect be the enemy of
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: the good, which means if I'm not perfect that day,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: I go screw it. And I eat like crazy that
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: night and I blow it. And I, you know, if
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: I get a flat tire, Wyman always says, you always,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: you know, if you get one flat, you, you just
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: pop the other three tires. Like, you know, it's like,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: you don't, you don't just fix that one. I do like,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: so if I go off my diet a little bit,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: I go out that night, I'm eating, drinking, having a blast.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'll start tomorrow. Cause it's a fresh
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: start that I'm looking for. Oh, I love that. Start fresh.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: Cause I've always been that guy. I've always been the
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: guy to never do the homework, you know, but when
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: I should, it's Monday morning, I get it done. And
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: then I get it. It's like, and it's like, cause
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: I can do it. That's the same dude. Yeah.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: I was always a guy wrote every answer on my finger.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: I go in there.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: Like that little bitty words on there.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: Cheating. Um, Well, dude, thanks so much for Solomia, man.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: Thanks for all the entertainment of the year. Sorry I
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: was a little bit tired today.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry. I'm a little weak, too. And I
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: said a lot of things that I rambled for a
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: while that if you want to cut out, you can
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: cut out because I was a little bouncy.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, I don't know. I just feel like I
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: didn't have a lot of gasoline in me today, but
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: sometimes that's the.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: Day, man.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: It was great. You were great.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: But I'm grateful that we got to spend some time together, man.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: I really am, and thanks for all the entertainment over
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: the years.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: Thank you for Solomio. Solomio, right?
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: Salamio.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: Salamio.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: But thank you.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: It's Salamio.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: I got to remember that. Okay. Thank you for solo meal.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: Yes. Okay. That's even.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: And there's a musical ensemble. You wouldn't even imagine that
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: this happens in this movie. That's great.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: And that guy's blind. Do you know it?
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't know.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: Finally, I'm looking at him. I'm like, this guy is
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: fucking nonchalant. you know, about everything. And then I'm like, oh,
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: this guy's fucking blind or whatever. My friend's blind. You
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: have a friend that's blind?
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. How blind? Like completely?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: Nothing. It's all.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: But has he always been that way? Yeah.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: He's always been blind since he was, uh, yeah. I mean,
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: he could maybe have vision when he was very young,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: but he's always been blind.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: As far, as long as I've known him, he's been blind.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: I thought it was amazing. Anytime I met somebody with
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: like a deficiency, I always like admired it so much
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: in some way.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: My sister lost her sight. Like she's like, but she just,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: you know, she was born with sight. She was fine.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: And now, you know, it's, she's got retinitis pigmentosa where
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: it's like, it goes away. And it's, it's, and I'm
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: wondering if it's like more difficult to have seen or
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: to never have, you know, and, and just know it's just, yeah, I'm,
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: my heart goes out to.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: All of them. We had a blind girl on here
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: one time and she was talking about how she like
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: learns things. Like it's almost like a video game. It's like,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: that's how she kind of remembers things and where to
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: go and different, like And so, like, she can slowly build, like,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: spaces to, like, walk in and things like that, she said.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: And then she said the worst animal that she's, like,
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: petted all kinds of animals except a snake doesn't give
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: any energy back to the blind. That's what she said.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It doesn't give any back to the seeing either. Yeah.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: That's what I said.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 100%.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: Tanja. Yeah.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: Right there.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: Long person. Wow. That's really, that's cool, man. You can
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: feel that.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: She's awesome. I got to check back in with her. Awesome. Yeah, guys,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: go see Solo Mio. You'll enjoy it. Take your lady.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: Take your man. Take whoever you got. Take your son.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: Take your stepson. That's who needs to.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: Yes. Bring your stepson.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: Take your frickin' stepson, dude.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: Take your stepson. He's never taken that kid anywhere. That's
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: all I want. Stepson's in free. We should do a
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: whole thing, right?
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, yeah.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: Right? Stepsons get in free. I wonder if Angel can
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: work that out.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: And blinds get in free.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: Sure. Absolutely. Let's do it. I appreciate you, man.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you too, man. Thank you so much.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: Appreciate it.